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10-11-2024 · 7h 08m
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You guys hear me? Yeah, what's up boys? How y'all doing?
The church of baldness is in session something like that. Yeah
Hear about sweet baby locking down most of its website. No, I didn't see anything about that. What did they do?
Yeah, I didn't see anything
Any more steak and eggs episodes. Yeah, listen man. I didn't we upload one today. Yeah, it's Friday. What are you talking about?
We literally did one today
Yeah
I'm still alive. Yeah, I'm glad man and
And welcome back. Thank you, man. I appreciate it.
What's the plan? Just fuck around, do some stuff.
I don't really have much of a plan for today at all, honestly.
I really don't know.
But we'll figure it out and go from there.
Game of Thrones auction going on. You should buy Jon Snow Sword.
Yeah, I heard about that. I did.
And we'll see what happens.
Can you react to Kamala's 60 Minutes episode?
How long is it?
I might, but like, I don't really know.
You know, we'll see what happens.
That's the gravity YouTube short? Oh, I've already seen that and are you gonna play some
Core Keeper? No, I pretty much beat that game. I did everything in the game. I completed everything.
It's all done, all finished, everything there. So yeah, probably about an hour. Okay. Yeah,
maybe I'll watch it in a little while. I haven't really seen anything about it. So
I'm just gonna watch it, but I haven't seen it myself, man. And yeah, metaphor later.
I don't know. I'm not sure what I'm gonna do today actually. I have no idea. But we'll see what happens, right?
We'll see what happens. You gonna do more D4?
Honestly, I haven't even really played D4 off-stream even. Like I've been kind of a...
I don't know, like it's been hard for me to like motivate myself to play the game a lot.
And yeah, I did watch the KSI song, Jibu. I did. It was...
It was exactly what you would expect from a content creator AI song, you know, and
Someone named Rosie drawing a picture of you right now. Well good for them
Check out poly market 56 versus 43 Trump
Let me see poly market and I've been seeing how things seem to be getting kind of extreme
Let me see where this is poly
Markets, let me see here. Where is it? Wow? Yeah, um
I I guess so yeah
Not too big of a surprise there, but there you go and we look at the AI limit video AI limit video
What do you mean by that AI limit?
Oh
This souls like gameplay. Yeah. Yeah, I will watch this
Well, I'll get to it though not not yet. All right, and uh
Let's just people sort of see how streaming stupid Kamala is well by the way
I do want to say that I literally said that I thought this would happen
is that she would pop off at the beginning because like you know identity politics and then as soon as people like
You know that kind of wears off then you're gonna see a bit more of a
Of a realistic look at it, right? So, yeah
From games today, I'm not sure I haven't decided yet
You see a new robot Elon Musk created. No, I did not watch psychopath play through a dragon age origins
I haven't seen anything about dragon age origins
I watched like one video about it, but other than that I never really played the game
I'll see a clip of Paul on Spanish television showing her teleprompter. No, I didn't
You see video of someone sitting on your comments barium. There's plenty of people listen
There are so many people that like talking shit, man. I'm used to that. Okay, it's also shell fell. Yes 7% yesterday after your presentation
Well, yeah, I didn't even know that at all
Trump is just as dumb as her, but he had four years of totally getting f'd up just saying.
Look, I'm just telling you what I think is going to happen, right?
That's all. I don't know.
Lots of bad press about Kamala floating around.
Yeah, I think that's going to keep going.
Like, what I think is going to happen is that, like, again, with her,
I think that a lot of people were, like, really excited to have somebody who was a,
what do you call it, who was, like, you know, female, like, non-white.
you know, whether she's black or not, kind of irrelevant.
You know, non-white is pretty much the point.
And I think that that definitely, like,
that really was one of the main selling points, right?
That was the main reason why I think
a lot of people voted for her.
And I know it sounds crazy, but I think it's true.
And Trump, he had so much bad press for legitimate reasons.
Yeah, I know that.
But like, if you talk about Kamala Harris,
it doesn't necessarily mean that you're saying
Trump is good in another way. I'm just saying like that's why people thought that. Like there's
nothing to do with Trump. Like you look at it in a vacuum and I think that's the way people are
going to see it. So yeah. How's your day going? I'm chilling man. Like I just got up a little while
ago. I've been kind of just doing whatever else and and going from there. And you see Kamala
speaking with Hispanic accent today. No, I did not. I did not see. How many accents does she
have? Like I'm going to be honest. I know that like obviously you're going to act a little
bit different around different groups of people but I'll be real I think that it is so fucking fake
and disingenuous when you have somebody who's like oh yeah this is like you know I'm gonna talk
with this accent so I can relate to this group of people. I think it's so fucking fake man
it's so annoying you know and pandering for sure yeah I guess so lizard people trying to pass
yeah something like that right I want to watch the video before you comment for context oh I'd
I might have to see it myself, but either way, I think that a lot of politicians do that, like Hillary Clinton did that.
Come on, Harris, I've seen do it before, so like if she had another accent, then I wouldn't be surprised.
But of course, yeah, it could be a misrepresentation, as always, as with everything else.
So, yeah, Dragon Ball today? I don't think I'm gonna play Dragon Ball today.
I got that metaphor game. I'm not sure if I'm gonna play it today or not.
I'll probably just decide later on, but we'll see what happens.
Uh, what is the rest of it? This is from eleven years ago. This is- Oh yeah!
This is the Assassin's Creed Black Flag game, right?
Yeah, people have been telling me a lot about this. They like this one a lot.
Okay. Okay. Yeah.
Wow! Holy shit!
Look at this! Oh my god!
I can do that IRL? I guess so!
So you can do it in the game.
How is this so good?
So all this, oh my god.
This is really cool.
I'm going to be real, like this is really, really fucking cool.
Hmm.
The real question is, how is Skull and Bum so bad?
Yeah, I mean the fact that this came out, I mean like visually, like if you just
look at this, I mean this from like 11 years ago, no wonder Ubisoft was such a big
company, right?
wonder so many people invested in it. That's incredible, man. Look at that. That's insane.
Yeah, I need to play that again. I guess so. Black Find is by far the best. You played
the game on a... You played most of the game on a pirate ship? Well, I don't know. I just
think this is really fucking cool, man. Yeah, 11 years ago. My God, where'd you
guys go wrong? I don't know, man. I have no idea. Do you see Assassin's Creed
for sale on Steam? I did not, actually. You mean the new game? I don't know
about the new game at all. You can trick a lot in a single-player game doing this in
multiplayer games is a different story. I think that's probably true. Why is the new
design look chubby and goofy? Yeah, people have showed this a lot like the
new Master Chief. I don't really think it's that big of a deal but I don't know.
Is it really that different? I don't know if it's that different at all. I
feel like this is kind of like the first pass of something like this. So I
I would pretty much expect it to not be anything too crazy.
Yeah, I feel like it does look, I'll tell you this.
He does absolutely look like an action figure.
100% he does.
He's wearing a metal diaper, what the hell is this?
I really don't think it's that big of a deal, man.
I don't. The proportions look weird and off.
Looks more like Disney.
I do think they should give him more of like a battle...
Like a battle-scarred vibe, you know?
Teemu Master Chief loose plasticae. Yeah, I do hope that like they kind of make it a little bit more gritty
But overall I remember seeing so there was a picture of this on Twitter that showed like male and female body proportions
And it showed the like female body proportions on like the new master chief
I thought that was so fucking funny
I don't think that's happening, but it's just funny that some people think that it is
So yeah, yeah, I agree make him look more rough exactly right?
I mean this is like you know master chiefs been through like a bunch of different wars
He's been through a lot of shit man
So yeah, he absolutely should should have a little bit more damage on his a his outfit and everything like that
At least I would say so
And gear is good just needs give it smear dirt and add some roughness and so on yeah clearly
What is this it be halo one armor? How old are you? It do be thick though
It looks like Molnir powered assault armor mark 5 from collectors edition. Yeah
I don't think it's that much different like if I look at the like let me see Halo 1 cover
It looks pretty close man it does
Yeah, it doesn't really seem like it's that much different, etc
And see he means combat evolved. No, I know but like what I'm saying is that like that's the first game
And so yeah, it's pretty much about the same thing I would say overall right she about to get the guy getting federal charges for cloning a goat to make his own bread
Wait, what the guy getting federal charges for cloning a goat
No, I didn't hear that I'd have to look at that and see for myself. I
Think the first one works because of graphic limitations. Yeah, I guess so but I do think they should make the armor a little bit more tattered and damaged
I think that would kind of make more sense for what master chief is, but you know, we'll see what happens
Somebody created a giga goat for hunting. I think yeah, I guess so let me see here
But I don't think it really looks that bad and I think it's too early to tell and to get upset about uh, you know
Like how this is at all. I have no idea
He was cloning an endangered species to hunt it. I
mean
If you're cloning an endangered species, I
I feel like that's not bad, right? I mean like I don't that's I don't even know what to think about this
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest. I really have no idea what to think. Yeah, I just looked it up. It was a hybrid sheep
That's problem-solving one-on-one. Yeah, you just make extra clones of them and then there's no problem if anything that's sustainable
Yeah, that's what I think too man. I'm not tired. I'm a little tired, but you know, we're okay. Everything's fine
like a waxbrain brain density issue I think probably the newly announced
Harry Potter TV writer Andy Greenwald does not like the idea of rigorous
apt adaptation of the books and said he has not read the books oh my god oh my
fucking god is this happen it is happening again guys somebody else
knows better than the writer who they're paying hundreds of millions of
dollars to because the books were so good no but you know better than they do and
here we go again yeah I think so too did they at least watch the movies I
don't know like here's how I see it right is that if you're um if you're
making a show I can understand not wanting to have like a rigorous
adaptation to the movies or sorry to the books, but I think that you should still know what's in
the books. Like the problem is that they literally don't even know. Yeah, bro, I watched the books,
shut up. It's hubris. Yeah, I think so. All this time you didn't watch the movies, then why make the
show? Well, it's reading the books to be fair, right? And so I think that like there's all
the time like Fight Club, for example, deviated from the books, Lord of the Rings slightly
deviated from the books, right? For example, like Saruman getting killed, like how he died and
everything, like that was different in the books. So it's not like you have to do it word for word,
paid for page for page. But the difference is that the people that made the Fight Club movie,
and the people that made War to the Rings, those people, I'm going to be honest,
those people, they're a, they understand it, right? They at least read the books and figured
it out themselves. The books add depth and movies don't. Yeah, I think so. I think also the books,
if they're adding anything in there into the books, or sorry, into the movie,
that's not in the book, you have to make sure that like, if you add that into the movie,
that it makes sense for the rest of the, for the book series, right? Because I think this
is what happens. It's that people that don't have a lot of understanding of the,
like the canon of like different shows, what they end up doing is they'll add in a show
or so they'll add in something to a show and if they don't understand the background lore and
they're not really a fan, they can do something that will end up contradicting like a huge problem
later on in the story, right? Because they don't know what they're looking at. So I think it's a
huge problem. You must know before you change your ad. Yeah, I guess so. You should keep the
spirit to the books if you deviate. Yeah, exactly. There's a transgender clone trooper right
now. There's an article about it. It's ridiculous, completely not canon. Well, I don't know
about that. But I think that like in general, like with something like this, for example,
it's important that people actually know what they're looking at, right? It's really not
that crazy. So yeah, is the Harry Potter show going to be good? I think that if you start
off by saying that you haven't read the books and you haven't read the source material,
there is a 0% chance that this would be good. I'm sorry to say. You mean like Sauron
time to take Gladreal as his queen. I don't know if that happened in the books or not. I'm not sure.
I didn't read like the Simerillian because that's where the that's where that information would be
probably. But I think that again it's about if you if you add in things to a story without
understanding the full context of the story you can inadvertently make a lot of like continuity
problems for the for the lore of the game or a movie or show or anything like that right.
Also, a lot of times expansive series or post-avish book novels are hard to transfer
to video because condensing all the information gets messy.
I think it does and that's why I think the best ones that they do are ones that cover
like a specific topic inside of a story rather than trying to make it a massive big issue,
right?
So I need to realize they only care to niche groups of people and grab them thinking
they're a bigger fan base.
I think so too.
I love this guy to work on TV show, a moron, a big dumb idiot, that's who.
Let me see what the rest of this is.
Would trade the entire Fast and Furious franchise for just one sequel to this movie.
You know District 9 was actually, I think it was supposed to be the Halo movie, because
I remember seeing some of the props in District 9, and it was especially I think like the
battle rifle.
I was like, you know what, this looks exactly like Halo, man.
Yeah, it was exactly.
I watched the show, it was the movie, it was actually very good, I liked it a lot, that
was great.
You think there are millions of trans people in the world the way they push it?
Well, I mean I'm sure collectively there probably are millions of trans people in the world,
right?
I mean like, because I mean we have billions of people and I think that being trans is
like a what?
One in like 200 or something like that?
It's not like super uncommon, but yeah, I like that too, but yeah I would assume
there probably are millions, but yeah, six billion people exactly.
Yeah, look at how those numbers work.
Do you watch Hardcore Henry?
No, I haven't seen anything about that.
Actual trends, no. Today's trends isn't trends.
I...
Look.
Look, everybody has opinions on this kind of stuff.
A lot of people... This is what I've always said.
I try to be reasonable with people.
I try to, like...
I try to be compassionate to an extent, right?
And if somebody thinks that they're like a girl or whatever, a guy,
And they want to get surgery for it. I'm like, okay, that's fine. Just do it when you're a fucking adult, right?
Like don't do it as a kid. You shouldn't be able to do it as a kid and
You know, etc. But everything else. I don't really think it's that big of a deal. How trans become a topic again
I think that it's just the reason why trans is a really big topic and a lot of people talk about it is
Because it's really accessible to people like there's a lot of people that can just see that and it's very easy for them to
be like, oh, OK, well, I can see what the problem is.
I'm going to do this.
Or I can see the problem is I'm going to think this.
Because there's not really a lot of accessibility to it.
I think about how much you have to understand about economics
to understand inflation.
And then think about how much you
have to understand about being a boy or a girl in order
to understand being trans.
And which do people have more experience with?
So that's why the topics are that popular.
But yeah, I don't think they're
going to make another movie like this,
it would be great. Wait for it? What is this? Jesus, Keeney, yeah, what the fuck? Oh my god.
Why didn't they evacuate? That's what I'm kind of wondering. It doesn't look like it's fake or
anything like that. Not the computer? Yeah, all this fucked video. Maybe you're right. Let me see.
And to be fair, yeah, it could not be this hurricane. It could have been something else.
Wait for it for a whole second. Yeah, exactly, right? Good finish for the insurance claim.
Exactly it's flood damage not wind or rain don't ever let insurance see this
Yeah, clearly one of the most disappointing releases this year that nobody talked about home world three
Mostly negative. Oh wow. Oh
Wow, oh
You know what I think I saw this game home world
Just a second
three I
Feel like I saw this
Let me go ahead and double-check
7 out of 10 natural yes I did see this this looked absolutely awful I'm sorry
to say the fuck is that thumbnail I have no idea nobody told him his ball today
yeah I hear about the kick streamer who I've done so who live streamed himself
robbing people's houses um why would you like why would you do that who did
But that's insane.
Is it scam citizen?
Yeah, well anyway, this game always looked like garbage.
Like I remember seeing gameplay myself of it and it looked really, really bad.
Like it was one of those, you know what it was really a lot like?
It was a lot like those mobile games that like they look really, really good.
And then the moment that you actually see the gameplay, you're like, oh my god, this
is fucking terrible.
Yeah, I suddenly say it's gonna give money.
That's why.
Uh, we've been playing the Alien Isolation. I have no idea.
And so, uh, yeah, I watched the gameplay for this. This looked awful.
Uh, I don't see how anybody could have expected it to be good. I'm sorry to say.
So, yeah, I think it's kind of bad take because you're looking into your preference. You will. Yeah.
But like, here's the thing about, like, my preference is that if enough people have my preference, then a game doesn't sell well on the market.
Like basically everything with entertainment is to a degree an element of preference or opinion
So if you have a situation where you're releasing a game and a lot of people's
Preference isn't very isn't isn't met. Well, then you're not going to sell that game to a lot of people
So yeah, that's what I think is going to happen
You see Trump clip farting on stage. I did not see that Asian Andy's at it again
Microsoft employee who convinced Bethesda to make $2 and 50 cent
Horse Armor DLC in 2006.
It's actually crazy how bad this has gotten.
Like, I'm gonna be real, like, it's insane.
Like, every single game now, I feel like,
and I know why it's happened, right?
It's because like the prices of games,
like you look at, like how much were games
in like 2007, for example, 2008?
They were basically like $60 at that point.
And now over 10 years, 15 years later,
there are also still $60, maybe $70.
Really, if you look at inflation,
the price of everything has gone up way more than that.
And so it makes sense that companies
are gonna try to make money
to kind of make up the difference in between,
but some of the fucking things that they do now
are insane.
I remember when games were $50.
Well, games were, so PlayStation 2, GameCube,
Xbox era they were $50 and then 360 moved them up to $60
That's whenever the $60 gap happened and a lot of triple-a games like really big games and like the Super Nintendo era
We're actually only like 40. I got your gift. Oh boy
Yeah, hit me up later on. I'll I'll I'll look at it depends on what it is though and
Playing Mario Party next week. Okay. All right. Thanks playing Mario Party probably
Probably not. I don't know if I'd play Mario Party.
I'm hard, you know, it's hard to say I would do that.
You know, Doug was best folly or moved my gear
to get rain check greens.
That's easier Doug, like I don't know about that.
But yeah, I think that micro transactions now are so bad.
And I think companies now do them
because they're honestly they're doing them
because they can and people buy them.
And I don't think that most people actually care
about micro transactions outside of like
a very small subset of people that are like,
know hyper gaming community you know? What's this? Is that a righty good asshole villain
character? Uh-oh. Let me mute this real quick. Let me listen to the audio.
I will pay you to kill yourself. I've got a perfect spot all picked out for you. And
you don't want to? That's fine. Call the Hyperion Suicide Prevention hotline and you'll get
nothing. But if you want a huge reward, you jump off that cliff and become my bitch.
take your time if you blow up the nearby retaining wall and flood those pits I'd
be awful grateful all balloon tits is still all the crudge against me huh I
we don't get me wrong I get it's once you've eaten prime for it for free it's
hard to go back that's sucking down hamburgers for cash if you don't I'm
talking about oh my god I'm talking about dicks I'm talking about dicks
Holy!
Not boss!
What happened to your friggin' face?
Maybe? I don't even know what I'm talking about.
You tell me why you look like you had butt in a belt sander,
and I'll let all you go right now.
Where's your husband now?
He's dead.
That is a heartbreaker.
But...
If that's something to come with him now, at least!
Oh, holy crap!
Did you see her head?
What's the like?
Just bought a pony made of diamonds.
Yeah, because I'm rich.
So, you know, that's cool.
That is fucking funny. Is it Evil Deadpool?
Yeah, basically. You said Borderlands was a shit game too, was Peak Pro?
I mean, I'll tell you this, it's pretty fucking funny, right?
Strong good as Borderlands?
Well, I think also, like, it's very edgy.
I always like the edgy stuff, I'm sorry to say.
I think it's fucking hilarious. Two is the best, is it really?
Yeah, I didn't play the first one.
friend, I went over to his house and I saw him playing it and it looked pretty good. Like the
game looked good. I just never really got that invested into it or involved with it, you know.
The game would be canceled in 2024, maybe. I mean, I do think that like there's a lot of games
that are like, you know, they don't want to cover certain topics or say certain things.
That's what makes it boring. What is this? GTA 6 police are rumored to feature evil cops
that will be racially profiling, racially profiling people of color mimicking real life situations.
Oh my god. That would be cool. That's so fucking based. What? I wonder, like, so are they gonna do
that? Well, I guess in Grand Theft Auto you play as like, yeah, you don't make your own character.
So you would have to play as like, wow. To be fair, GTA always pokes fun at social
conundrums like that? No, no, no. No, you guys need to understand. I think this is good.
Yeah, I think this is great because it's it's authentic because there are cops that do this,
right? They're absolutely are. Like it makes it realistic and interesting. Like that's really
what happens. I mean, yeah, it's probably not as bad as it was in 1955. But at the same time,
it was still, it still happens. Of course, it does, right? I mean, everybody has racists,
You know, they're part of every group, right? Of course.
Uh, what make you choose difficult?
You have to choose your difficulty. It's in the north or the south.
Guys.
Guys.
Guys, I don't know if they're going to do that.
I feel like that's probably not going to happen. Okay.
Uh, but yeah, opposite now, let them offer a lawsuit.
I guess so. Yeah. Easier nightmare mode.
The south part game difficulty was based off of race.
That's really fucking funny.
But yeah, I think this kind of stuff is great.
It's realistic, it's authentic, and I think that people trust Rockstar to do something like this without caricaturing it and making it seem like very stupid or one-dimensional, you know?
Do you know about Sweet Baby Inc.'s website?
What is this here? Let me look it up. Sweet Baby Inc.
So...
Huh?
So they got rid of the other things up on the top here?
What about Learn More?
No?
What is this?
How to make it hard. Yeah, what is there? You get you can't you can see their clients there
Well, I mean you can see some of them, right?
I mean they clearly show some of them, but they don't have like that big list of everything they blocked everything off
I mean, it's probably a good idea. I mean like if I was one of the companies, I would have asked them to do that myself
I mean the fact is that it makes them look pretty bad a lot of people and this is the problem, right is that
But even though there's some types of like cultural consultancy firms that actually do
add value because they're giving like unique insight into like maybe, you know, kind of
like certain types of cultures that aren't really fully understood, especially like old
cultures that aren't super popular anymore, like, you know, for example, like Native
American culture, like Celtic culture, like things like that, right?
Sure add value.
Yeah, it does because I think people like seeing things represented in an authentic
way, right?
a certain point, right? You want to make sure you get history, right? And so, yeah, I think
that's good. Website's so fucking wobbly. Yeah, I think it is, too. But yeah, it looks
like they got rid of all of their... man. The website goes into lockdown. Yeah, look
at this.
I am the crazed CEO of Sweet Baby Inc., the DEI-obsessed censorship mafia who is
currently ruining and wokifying all of the video games that you've ever played.
Every time you think sweet baby and can't get any more shady,
this has gotta be fake right?
And not the ante. What's going on guys? Welcome to another episode of Smash JT.
The entire...
That's gotta be AI.
I could see them saying that sarcastically.
With huge areas and gaps removed including client lists, the companies they've worked
with, the games they've worked on, everything that they referenced previously,
It's just poof, gone without a trace, with no explanation, and the only thing you can think of is,
they're trying to hide some evidence.
All right, I think it's actually a lot simpler than that. I think it's that the companies that
were involved with Sweet Baby were probably like, hey, you know, don't put our stuff on there,
it's making us look really bad, and people are just getting mad about this company,
and we don't want to be involved with you. I actually think it's really just that simple.
I don't think there's a lot of fine print to this. There's not a lot of complexity to this.
They're just like, yeah. Because again, the companies don't really care about Sweet Baby or
like what their ideals are. They're just doing that. Wasn't he full of shit in the last video?
Yeah, he was. I remember I saw the last video he did and I didn't really believe it. I thought
it was inaccurate. But maybe this one's different. What do you think? Is there
their end game? The companies? Their end game is money. Yeah, it's pretty simple.
If you like it, check out smashjt.com for the full article breaking down SweetBabyInk
completely locking down their website and giving just the bare bones information of what this
company even offers others in the first place. SweetBabyInk has completely redesigned
their entire website, scrubbing away any significant amounts of info that used to detail their
partnerships and projects with other companies. Gone are the pages that linked their name to
specific games and developers, now being replaced with a bare bones overview of what they claim to
be offering the game industry. If this is not an attempt to dodge the growing backlash against
their work, I don't know what is. I feel like it obviously is. I mean, like, of course.
I mean if you have a product and the product is like really unpopular and a lot of people don't like it
Of course, you're gonna try to find some way to not be involved with that. Yeah, of course
This right here is a perfect example of what are you trying to hide?
Why are you pulling these things away? Why are you deleting them? Why are you removing them?
The last time we saw this happen was specifically was with Square Enix and everyone raised their eyebrows like
Because it was gone square Enix must have asked to be removed from this page because yeah
I'll be getting some backlash from the community for being associated with them in the first place aka the
Minority of people as they always try to claim yeah
I'm making a huge impact on sales and these companies are starting to realize it and don't want to be associated with this company
So I got I think also
It's not really a minority of people as much as it's a group of people that are and I think also
also it's a misrepresentation. A minority of people go on the internet and complain about
stuff like this, but a majority of people see it as inauthentic and problematic. And
that's kind of like what the difference is. That's why, for example, like Concord didn't
sell very well, but Deadlock that pretty much was the same thing did. It's because
of just the way the content is presented, more than anything. Nothing happens when
and people complain online, nothing?
Well, yeah, but the problem is that,
like, and here's the issue.
I don't think companies really listen to like,
complaining one way or another, right?
Like, I don't think that companies are gonna be like,
oh wow, if you're complaining,
we're gonna listen to you and we're gonna stop that.
Or they're not also like, not listening to it,
they just don't really respond to it.
But what they do respond to are sales.
And I think the truth is that there have been
a lot of games that have had, you know,
like what people would say, sweet baby influence,
even if sweet baby wasn't involved,
just like that whole umbrella term,
they've had games like that come out recently
and they haven't sold well and they haven't done well.
And if that happens and people aren't buying the games,
then that's what really matters.
They've all done very poorly, exactly.
So it's like, you can say that it's a minority of people,
but when big games like that don't succeed,
I think that companies are going to pay a lot more attention to it.
Back from seeing Wild Robot with my family at the movies, a great movie by the way, highly
recommended if you haven't gone, check it out.
It's well worth watching in the theaters, but that's neither here nor there.
I just ended up coming back to my computer for watching that and loaded up some internet
pages because I was like, oh, what's new in the worldwide web?
What's happening with gaming today?
And one of my old tabs I had opened was a sweet baby ink projects page.
And I was like, oh, here you go.
Yeah.
I'm trying to refresh this every couple of months just to see if there's anything different.
I'm like, let me refresh it.
And I load it up and it's just like error page not found.
And I'm like, well, that's weird.
Well, there it is.
Let me refresh it again.
Same problem, not there.
And I'm like, well, did they move the projects page?
Did they maybe put it somewhere else so that I went to the home page?
and I realized the banner that used to show
a ton of information that you could click on
previously showing projects, approach, outreach,
new contact and Francaise because it's a French-Canadian
company, they have both languages because it makes sense.
They're located in Canada, in Kimberlare,
right next door to the Ubisoft offices.
She used to work there, all the backroom deals,
all the club that they're in.
We already talked about all this,
but specifically with Sweet Baby Aids website,
they used to have all these offers and information
at the banner at the top, and now contact and English.
And that's it.
It's the same exact website I used to go to.
I had to go to the way back.
Yeah.
I mean, we could go in and talk about this,
but I feel like that's pretty much what happened, right?
Like I'm going to sit here and talk about it for like an hour.
I think it's overblown.
The problem is that I think people
are overreacting to the sweet baby stuff,
but I think that that overreaction,
the problem is that you can't do something
It's unreasonable and weird.
I'll link you guys to the video.
Like I might have watched the whole thing, right?
But I just wanted to show you guys this happen.
So yeah, you're shown on the presentation she showed.
Oh, who is it?
Yeah, I'd have to see what that is.
My question is why these companies allow themselves
to be swayed and swindled by DEI
when they've always stated their position.
I think companies do it
because they feel like they have to.
So companies go when they do that
because they're like, oh, okay.
Well, if we do this, then we're doing the right thing.
We're like avoiding a controversy
because a lot of companies think that if they do that,
it will prevent them from getting people mad at them
on Twitter.
And so if you think about it from that logic
and you say like, okay, these are people
who want to avoid controversy, okay?
Well, if avoiding controversy is causing controversy,
then they're not really serving their goal, are they?
No, they're not and so that's the issue. They're collecting good boy brownie points. Yes. And so that's how it goes
Hi, banny people and still making your point. Oh that no, I do anytime that people like the the v stuff
I I just I literally if I see somebody typing that after I'm copy pasting something
I just literally instantly permabanum. I do it's retarded. It's annoying and it's like a pointless annoying spam
Why because it's stupid
It's stupid. That's why it's stupid
It's literally that simple it's stupid and so yeah, if I see it it is it's it's got you yeah
It's annoying and so yeah annoying obnoxious behavior. I just permanent the V stuff
Oh, if I control C control V like copy paste so yeah
and so it's that simple and I was a V mean I don't know but you know
it's a copy paste but
But, literally stupid as fuck, thank you for banning them.
Yeah, you're welcome.
I enjoy doing it.
But anyway, yeah, so the company did, the company obviously, you know, it's hard really to
say what's going to happen with something like this.
But I think that it's pretty obvious that, it's pretty obvious that they're trying
to hide their involvement.
And I think I even saw like a tweet about this before.
Let me see if I can find it.
No.
No, no I didn't.
was something else. But yeah anyway I did see a lot of people talking about it earlier today.
You saw Toyota backing up from support from LGBTQ. I see Toyota. Yeah I did. So this is like a pretty
popular thing that happened a while ago. So Toyota pretty much said that they're not going to support
any LGBTQ stuff anymore. And I think that you're going to see a lot more companies that
are going to go into that direction if there's enough people that express dislike towards it.
Base Toyota. Yeah, I guess so.
And I think that's what's going to happen.
What if Sony, someone who doesn't mean it gets in the way,
gets caught in the crossfire a lot?
Well, that's just too bad.
Yeah, don't do it.
Yeah. Oh, with the spamming stuff.
Yeah, I know. I've always had like a very negative opinion about like spamming.
And so any type of like Twitch,
like there are like certain types of like really like weird
Twitch chatter behaviors and like oh, let's all type this one thing or do this one thing and you know like it's basically like
Okay, if we're all annoying then we won't all get banned
No, that's not how we do things here. It's not it's a hive mind. Yeah, it's childish hive mind stuff
I just I don't find it funny or interesting and so if I see people that do it like I had a I had a policy
Where anybody who typed talk to a whenever it got really popular?
I would instantly permaband their account like it didn't matter what the context was or why they typed it
If I saw it in my chat, they would be instantaneously permaband because it was like, okay
This is the new dumb normie meme and I have to stop it
Did you give a warning first? No
No, no warnings. The warning is uh, it is don't be stupid
That's how to a funniest thing ever. Yeah, exactly and gate keep that shit. Yeah, every every normal person knows that
I'm sorry to say but uh, yeah
Is it allowed now?
It's not completely disallowed, but yes, it is it is still not allowed
Maybe not a permra band, but just a 24-hour timeout or something like that. I would say have you seen the hate farming video on you and YouTube?
There's another hate video about me. No, I haven't seen this
I usually don't give a lot of hate videos a lot of attention because I feel like if you do that,
you're like giving them oxygen. And so it's like if you if you watch the videos and you talk about
them, etc, you kind of just give them more attention. And I think that the more that you just ignore
it, the better off you are. I've got a really good example of that. Take a look at this.
Where'd it go?
So Mr. Beast rented out an entire theater to watch Talk Tua listen to KSI's new song and
to eat lunchly.
People are absolutely losing their fucking minds over this.
I think it's so funny.
Oh my god, this is unholy.
I think it's really funny that Mr. Beast just does not give a fuck at all.
i think it is hilarious that that's happening
because like now i feel like what happened is that everybody pretty much
like now that he has uh...
now that everybody's pretty much collectively decided that he's the
bad guy
there's no reason to try to be a good guy
and this is one of things that i tell people all the time with like the
internet
and this is an issue that that happens is that
oftentimes like internet hate mobs make everything worse because
most people that are part of like the internet hate mobs and stuff like that
they actually don't want to see any improvement they don't want to have
anything better they don't want to make anything better at all all they want to
do is complain and get mad at somebody right they're looking for like an
acceptable target to attack
and so if you're looking for an acceptable target to attack
well guess what you're gonna be very mad if they apologize and then people
don't know attack them anymore
so that's why it's so popular
Yeah, what Mr. Beast do chat. Um, he had some issues with like, uh, his company was ran and like some unethical ways, et cetera. And so, I mean, I could get into like a bunch of stuff about it, but I'll, I'll save you the details. Now, people like myself actually stick something on Mr. Beast.
in Berlin in the supermarket?
I mean, I don't think like vandalizing his products
in a convenience store or like a supermarket is a good thing.
I mean, I know that like, you know, some people think like,
oh, it's funny, right?
And that's fine.
But yeah, that's not really a good thing.
It's like committing a crime.
So I wouldn't really support that either.
I'm sorry to say.
Yeah.
Damn, but you do damn, but you don't know.
I think that people, people on the internet
are looking for somebody to hate.
And so, if you give them a reason to do it,
they will immediately fucking do it.
Yeah, and so like, and you can't make them,
you can't apologize, you can't make them like you again.
Like I've never heard of a YouTube apology
where the person apologized and then
like the hate went away, right?
I mean, I would say maybe Andrew Callahan
from channel five,
because he just like took a big break
and also he makes content again.
But uh, maybe beside PewDiePie? What do you mean? I hear PewDiePie being uh, I hear all the time about PewDiePie being a racist.
Constantly. Have you guys not seen these viral tweets about PewDiePie being a racist all the time?
Yeah, people are still getting mad. No, I do it on, I do on Twitter.
He's a lonesome guy, yeah.
Not for a long time. Well, I've seen many of them, okay. But uh, I guess it's, to be fair, it's probably less.
But my policy is that every once in a while like I would apologize for something because like I feel like I yeah
I kind of fucked up there, but in general I almost never do and that's the reason it's because the people that want you to apologize
Don't actually care about the apology. They care about the power that the apology gives them and so that's the way I
That's the way I've always seen it. What is this the feel? Was it like being a teen nearly two thousands? Oh
man
That was us. Yep. We had that
Motorola razor. I also have these I still have those downstairs. I've seen this too. Yeah, the old aimed stuff
We had freedom without being recorded
We were the first teams to be without social media to be fair
um and
Then with oh without and then with yeah, yeah for sure
That's what I'm saying. Yeah, cuz I had social media was 14 a lot of ventures. Yeah true
I'm gonna be honest like this kind of a
This definitely brings back a lot of memories when you would stand on the
On those things on the bike and then like you know somebody's little brother or somebody like that would
Would stand on there and you'd like pedal them around the pegs. Yes the pegs. That's what it was
Man
That's nuts
How a bedroom work that's how my room was a fucking mess
This to be fair. This was like 2000. Yeah, it doesn't want something like that
Game in person. You're goddamn right. Well, I had a digital camera back then, but yeah, we had those two
I had the tone enough
Absolutely fucking not shit was expensive
Giving your family computer a virus to download music and that's limelayer
Well, I remember a limelayer had like a green like a green border around it
Like that's that's the limelayer that I used a lot of at least right
I mean, is Gen Z not knowing any of this?
It's some nostalgia?
Yeah, yeah, no.
I mean, a lot of this shit was totally different.
Like, this is basically the Stone Age for a lot of people, right, at least compared to
now.
It's totally different than it is now.
And but now we've grown up and we have money, yeah, and there's a lot more shit
to buy now, too.
Holy shit, there's a lot of stuff to buy.
And you torrent for games?
Yeah, there you go.
More of the story.
Squander everything and live in a moment.
a single-player shooter game, spend the entire play through hoarding all the Primal ammo,
Types and never using them, only use the shittiest weapons and ammo because I might
need the good stuff later on, complete the final mission, suddenly realize I got through
the whole game without having fun at the coolest weapons in it, realize I'm actually
doing the same thing with my life?
Oh boy.
Man.
Oh my god.
This is as many as my- yeah I don't know, it went dark real fast, yeah.
I think that that, uh, I think that's kind of true. You know, it is. That's why you should gamble.
Look, that's not what I would say you should do. Okay.
Pog Bouncing and Shopping Night. Yeah. Everything on red. I don't know about that.
I see a video of Tyler Olivier, sleeping in the Bohemian Grove. I saw some drama with like
Hassan on Twitter with that guy, but no, I didn't see the video. I haven't seen that yet.
By Warhammer Minis. Yeah, I guess so. This is the right time. The only way to fix Ubisoft.
What is this? Oh, it's a locked post. I'm sure it'll be very good first day as CEO fire anyone with pronouns and bio
Brightney colored haired over top activism in the public social media profiles the entire HR team. Oh my god. I
love how um
You know, what's really funny to me about this is that uh
We got the sack the monetization team
What's really funny is that this kind of stuff happens and it gets so fucking popular
It is it's nuts
Bay's take yeah, and like reddit tries to delete the people that think like this
But it's crazy how if you let it happen. This is Matt is a massive fucking post man
Yeah, or don't in bankrupt it
P. Diddy list I think I've seen this but I'll go ahead and double-check. Let me see here
I did see this I watched the entire thing
Yeah, this guy basically said that he was gonna name off a bunch of people that were like banks like etc
Yeah, we already saw the whole thing the P Diddy. So apparently that's happening if I remember, right?
It's happening in May next year, right? Like that's when the trial is going to start. Let me see if I can find this
I think I I looked at something about it. Yeah, there we go. When Diddy was rated by the feds
They found 96 devices with over one terabyte of files. The trial starts on May 5th
2025. Oh my god
May 5th. One terabyte. That is fucking insane. May 5th? Yeah, I guess so. Oh my god. The dude had dirt on everyone? Yeah, I guess so. Holy fuck. That was just one terabyte of music, right? I don't know. It's just fucking crazy.
I mean, that's a lot of videos. I mean one terabyte. I mean for a video game
It doesn't really seem like it's a lot, but like even in a movie is probably not that big, right?
It's like maybe a few gigs. So like how much stuff do they have? It's insane
96 devices with one terabyte each. Wait, what do you mean? I don't know. It could be either one
You could be right 96 devices that each have over one terabyte or one terabyte found over 96 devices
It's a little bit unclear. I guess we'll find out next year, right? Yeah, I don't know
Okay
There's two big storms coming out here.
Imagine losing your life because you got distracted.
Yeah, I guess so.
What is this?
And to be honest, like with these weatherwomen,
I feel like this works.
That's what's so crazy about it.
I bet it probably fucking works.
He's right, yeah.
Like, is you gonna have people that are gonna tune in
and watch the weather?
I wonder why, yeah.
You can joke about it all you want,
but I think that it is probably quite effective.
Yeah, we watch it.
I don't even speak Spanish and I watched it.
I understood it 20 years ago, what's this?
So I think really make sure you want to make games, and you should be able to design games
I always say, you know, you should be able to have a coconut and crayon and make something
fun out of it.
And, you know, the excuse is that, well, I don't have a SGI machine, I don't have
a, you know, 200 megahertz pentium.
I mean, you know, understand what it means to make games and gameplay and study the
great games, study chess, study checkers.
why there's as much technology in Street Fighter 2 as there is chess in Street Fighter 2.
And those are the things I think that the game business really needs, is people who understand
gameplay.
So I would say that, learn what game making is, make sure you really want to make games,
and then just find a way to get in and keep pushing, and don't let anyone discourage you.
So true, you know, how, you know, as they say, if I did it, you know, anybody can
do it.
I think that one really big component to this that's not really being considered is the fact
that a lot of games now, I feel like, am I the only person that feels like a lot of games
nowadays are trying to be like movies?
Because I think like the last of us was like the first game that got taken seriously as
like a story.
And like ever since then, I feel like there's been so many people that have been trying
to like copy and like do the same thing right in the interactive movie there's
PlayStation games yeah but there's been enough of them to where like it's a
component nowadays and Heavy Rain was the first one maybe it was the first one
but I think the last of us was the one that really popularized it in a big
way maybe you could say it's another game but it was like around that time
and I think that now you know you have games trying to be like Hollywood or
something like that and I think that's also a pretty big issue most of
style yeah because I think that now it's very weird because I feel like in a lot of games the
gameplay is almost it feels like the last priority like the way the game actually feels to play for
example like there's not really as much of a focus that's put on that like for example like
I would say something like Star Wars Outlaws doesn't really feel good to play um let me think
of another example. Like, Throne and Liberty doesn't really feel good to play. Hellblade?
I didn't really play that, I'm not sure. But yeah, Creery didn't play Knack. Well, I'm sure there's
some that are good for both things, right? Cut scene simulator? Exactly. Graphics are too
important for them. I just think that it's too much where like games are trying to emulate
movies and be like movies. I think that's what happens more than anything. And that's,
Or at least like with that style of game, especially you know as people said it's PlayStation games primarily right which I think is true
Death Stranding looks so lifelike. Yeah, a death stranding too is gonna be fucking crazy
When your friend watches suss anime? Oh
No
Good my boy. Hey, what's up?
What anime is you watching? Oh, it's just this anime called the time I as a 40 year old fell in love with a 12 year old
um um no no it's not it's not like that like like he's a 40-year-old yeah
traveled back so he's 12 so now he's back in his 12-year-old by right yeah
it's okay yeah for sure listen do you not judge me like it's not even that's
not why I'm watching the show like I'm not I'm watching the show for the
actually right I'm walking right I mean it's a it's a isekai so they're they're in
a different world yeah it's not real you don't even know what the agent is in that
world right like that matters right you you make it seem like I'm weird like I was
like I'm sick of that it's not like that man so when a man loves a teenager
You making me sound like EDP right now and that's not, that's like you, bro, who are you calling like what?
Okay, well, maybe I can explain this better because you make me feel like I'm weird or something or like sticking to head, but I'm not okay, I'm not sticking to head anyway.
So look imagine this imagine two 12 year olds kissing right and then this 47 year old
He astral projects his mind
into the body
One of the slow viewer
Man you you making me look like I'm a sicko like I need to like roll
I
Know that the guy okay, so I'm actually four years old. Yeah, that's you got that coming right
I'm going to stop trying to explain.
Yeah.
No?
It's negative 12.
Okay.
What?
It's not that big of a deal.
Wait.
Because like, you know what?
What?
What?
Because you went backwards.
This isn't helping.
Huh?
For 24 years, so now she's negative.
Yes.
Listen, I think you're better off if you just don't talk anymore.
Why?
Why are you looking at me like that?
Man.
Okay.
You telling me that is something wrong with an 86-year-old man grabbing the
grab in the ass of a six-year-old, what the fuck am I saying?
You know what, how far away is the police station?
It's walking distance.
Let's go right now.
Yeah, let's just go.
I'm sorry, I don't know what I was thinking.
Let's just walk, let's go.
Man.
I need to be in jail forever.
Oh, my fucking guy fucked up.
No, some of the anime I do think is,
it's a little bit over the line.
I'm gonna be honest, it's a little bit odd.
Yeah, it was not that good, it's sicko.
I mean, some of it, it's a sequel video, yes, some of it.
Well, no, I actually think that,
so this is one of the, this is one of the things.
Everybody acts like this is like the norm in anime.
And I feel like it's really not the norm.
There's just like a few shows
that are kind of like bad actors.
And most other shows and most other anime
is not like this at all.
it's like five percent and the five percent is elevated because there's a
lot of people that like looking at that stuff it's really hyper sexualized yeah
exactly it's a category it is unfortunately a category yes that's
right
so yeah
and uh... the good thing about an amazing does not watch the ones that you
did you like yeah exactly that's the way i've always seen it
what is this they don't want to stop breaking what is this year
uh... starwars star wars unveils the first transgender clone trooper named
sister
Captain Rex said of Sister that she expressed her gender identity differently than her fellow troopers
and that she'd have to hide who she truly was inside.
So he gave her the name Sister as a constant reminder that she belonged.
Oh, man.
Susan Reveal, it's been out for two years.
They're clones.
Yeah, I don't really see how, like...
Jim, what I was saying before about, like, the Harry Potter thing, about how, like,
if you don't really care about any of the continuity or anything like that, but if you
don't care about that, no clone making process, why would a genetically perfected clone have
a mental disorder? Exactly. And this is what I said before, right? Is that you look at the people
that are making this Harry Potter movie, and you clearly see that the people making Harry
power movie don't really care about the actual like narrative or anything like that and because
they don't care about the narrative you have mistakes like this happen the agenda sucks yeah exactly
to be fair they did have mutilations like a gender yeah and so like it doesn't matter to them whether
these are clones how they're designed like you know genetic makeup anything like that it's a
defective clone yeah exactly like what are they really trying to say here and so
So I think this is like another example of it, where it's like people that don't respect
source material try to use something like this to push like a real worldview, you know?
That's it.
Why name it Harry Potter though?
Well, because they can make more money if they name it Harry Potter.
That's the reason why.
Let's be honest, legitimately the most insightful posts I've ever seen on LinkedIn for leadership
management and how to motivate employees.
I was giving a presentation to the whole office and it switched to another tab abruptly.
It was porn.
I was mortified.
Many were sympathetic, laughed it off, and said it was just a mistake and I'm only human.
I even got a few DM slides from employees who were intrigued by my habits, but I decided
to keep things professional at work by not replying until I was at home.
However, one employee, Jeff, G-Off, came in to tell me that he found it a bit inappropriate
that I had a porn tab open at work.
I fired G off immediately.
I find being judgmental of others' innocent mistakes
is a major red flag,
and it was a perfect way to root that out.
The twist, I pulled up the porn tab on purpose.
I wanted to weed out the prunes
with their outdated don't look at porn at work moralism.
I'd never make a rookie error like that.
I'd been watching porn at work for 20 years.
Well, that turned around quick, yeah, it sure did.
all my god
what a stupid way to spell
yet why do you spell cheff like this
this isn't cheff that's g off
what do you mean cheff
yes you should have fired up for spelling his name wrong man
like that's crazy
and then everybody clap this cheeks you had a good one man a great lesson
in the industrial revolution it's consequences been a disaster for the
human race so well we have a based unabomber enjoyer
you know you know bomber enjoyer excuse me
and uh... it's a soft g
It's a soft G.
Okay, I'm gonna give a hot take here.
The idea of silent letters is so fucking stupid to me.
I'm amazed that it survived for this long.
Absolutely fucking insane.
If the letter is silent, then let's just pretend like it doesn't exist.
I'm just being honest, guys.
Yeah, it keep pissing me off, I guess so.
Blame the French.
Oh, I do.
Not for this, but just for other things.
It's an Anglo-Saxon Joffery? No, Geoffery? No, that was an Elven Ring. Okay, that's totally different.
He's been doing the Asimov Fap Challenge for 20 years. Have you seen the videos in English language teaching?
Yeah, silent letters, like, things like that, they annoy the fuck out of me. I've always hated them.
Hang in there. Man. Man. One lone ranger.
Standing above it all.
The one man.
Oh my god.
That's the gentleman we're looking at the modern audience right now.
This tweet made more than six years ago, but I feel like it's even more relevant today.
This tweet was so fucking funny.
So I tweet out, this is 2018.
If you want to avoid clowns on Twitter, a good rule is to stay away from people who
pronouns in their bio. I never actually told the story behind this tweet. I want to tell
the story behind it. When I made this tweet, I had no idea that it was a thing that had
to do with being trans. I genuinely did not know that. All I noticed is that there were
a lot of annoying people that every time I looked at them had pronouns in their bio.
And I was like, why is this happening?
What is this?
And I'm like, because I told you like,
you could have used this,
I could have made this exact same tweet
about people that have flags in their bio.
Like if you have more than one flag in your bio,
you're probably a retard.
And number two, if you have like a picture of like,
I remember Donald Trump was another example that I used
back then, is that you're probably also a retard.
Like basically over explaining, yes.
And so I actually, and I know people might disagree and they might say, oh no, that's
not true.
You actually knew and you're just saying this, I'm being honest.
I legitimately did not know that it was a trans thing.
I tweeted this out.
A lot of people got really mad.
And do you want to know why I didn't think it was a trans thing?
It's because if somebody is trans and they're male to female trans, so they're presenting
as a female. They'd be dressing and looking like a female. So I'd call them a female.
I wouldn't need the pronouns in the bio. You can look at them and see, okay, this person's
trying to be a female or this person is a female. And so I'm going to treat them like
a girl. It didn't even logically make sense to me. Right? Like it's so stupid, right?
And so everybody sometimes you can't tell. There are trans people that you can't tell
There's a spectrum, right?
Uh, but of course there are some that you definitely can't tell with.
Why didn't you delete the tweet when you found out?
Because people took something that I said and they turned it into something that I didn't say.
So, me deleting the tweet would be an admission of guilt and it would be effectively saying that,
hey, I'm the one that's at fault.
I'm the one who's wrong.
And so that's the reason why.
And so yeah, because if I delete the tweet, then I'm guilty.
Whereas I don't delete the tweet. I never delete hardly anything like that.
Uh, I actually, no, that's not true.
I deleted all of my tweets that had the word, like, uh, had any, let's just say this.
I deleted all of my tweets that had gamer words in them, okay?
But that was only because I didn't want people to retroactively go back and report my account.
So, yeah.
But that, that's a little bit different, right?
But people getting mad about me for that. Uh, you know, I don't know what it is.
Thank God, it's not the lead of age, well.
I think that it ages better every day.
I think it definitely does.
And, yeah, if somebody is trans, I don't need them to give me their pronouns.
If you look like a guy, I'll call you a guy.
If you look like a girl, I'll call you a girl.
Imagine treating trans people like the gender identity that they identify as.
Imagine, like, you know what I mean, like, imagine doing that.
It's unthinkable
Yeah, more relevant now than ever was. Yeah, what's your most liked tweet? I have no idea. I'd have to think about it
But yeah, probably I've had a few a few pop off of the few hundred thousand likes. Yeah, living in 2050
I guess so what if you mistake them for the opposite gender? Oh, I do that with people that aren't trans
Yeah, we've got to do that with people that aren't even trans. There's nothing special about that
Yeah, what do you mean? Well, it's trans people don't play the pronoun game anyway. Yeah, exactly
So it's like if I say like ma'am and they're like, oh, it's sir. It's like, okay. Sorry, sir
That's it
Yeah, okay, my god. Yeah, it's my bad
Cuz like when I'm talking to somebody like my goal whenever I'm communicating with a person is to make that person do what I want them to do
Right, so like if there's some like let's say I'm at Target and I need to find out where the potatoes are and
I say ma'am and then she's like, oh, no, it's not ma'am. It's sir
If I argue with that, that will extend the time frame that it will take for me to get to the potatoes.
So if my goal is getting the potatoes in the most optimized way, I'll call her sir and then go get my potatoes.
Because that's what I care. I don't care about her. I don't care about her gender. I don't care about her identity. I don't care about her feelings.
I care about my potatoes. And that's the only thing that matters to me.
So, yeah, it's efficiency.
There are many times where fast food employees will be rude or obnoxious to me, or they'll
be like, oh, well, you didn't do that, you did, you said it was the wrong one.
It's like, I know, I'm sorry, I made a mistake, can you just kind of, can you do me a favor
and just give me the other one?
They're like, all right, yeah, it's fine, just don't do it again, that's fine.
Because my goal whenever I talk to a fast food employee is I want to put in the combo
ability attack that will cause you to give me my nuggets.
I don't care about my, I don't have any ego going into this.
I don't have any, anything else going into this.
I just want my nuggets.
And that's it.
It's ma'am knocks down the game shelf, I guess so.
I use pronouns and not rude,
but don't try to control my mind or language.
Yeah, of course, right?
And so that was what I always thought was funny about this
because it just, it didn't really make sense to me
because like if you have to tell people your pronouns
as a trans person, I think that it is a certain extent.
Like, you've kind of, uh, like you, you've like implicitly implied that you're not that gender, right?
Because it has to be established.
And so, I don't ask people for that.
I just treat them how they present themselves.
Imagine that.
You know what I always say about how like, virtue signors and that, that's, and again, guys, that's why I think they're clowns.
It's because they're doing it and it's not logical.
It doesn't make sense to me.
Hmm.
On account of you exactly it's common sense but yeah that's the actual history
behind that tweet that's the reason why I made it and yeah it's that simple yeah
but there's 5,000 genders so yeah I don't know there's a lot of people that
say that there's more than two genders but all the people that I see that say
that there are more than two genders can't name one more than two you know
like I would say like yeah what what what is like number seven number eight
Number nine right? What is this? Yeah two genders exactly. It's so funny. I know that I find it to be ridiculous
Establishing pronouns breaks the fourth wall. Yeah
There's type one and type two what's gender number one men because men are better than women anyway, let's move on
Can you imagine watching this?
Like watching it at a distance, like living there and just watching this crazy man running
around after a dog like this?
Do you look like a fucking psycho?
Yeah, is this from the new Joker?
if it was then uh...
actually i won't make a joke
anyway will move on
let's see a yelling at dogs i guess so the most prolific cheater in civ six
history
oh my god thirty-five world video about civilization
i don't know if i can handle a thirty-five minute video about civ six
i don't even think i can handle playing six six or thirty-five minutes
i i think that i've seen this have a night
i've seen it
this is really funny
but the problem is that it's not as funny because it's the third time
okay
did that that's all
yeah it was very funny the first time though it was hilarious
let me see here
a man shows his commute to work and chong king
that was this
why is community work in chong shing so hard country i'm hitting down my eighteen
story apartment with no elevator but thankfully i don't
We need to go down a few stories because the ground floor is on the 12th floor too bad for those folks live down there
bro
This place built like an assassin's creed game
This insane
They have to climb up and sunlight is like a luxury for them
What?
Sunlight is a luxury
Light is like a luxury for them. Next I enter a subway station that feels like an entrance of a fallout shelter
Naturally.
Uh-huh.
Oh my god.
And somehow the bus takes me 20 stories up in the sky
This is so cool, man
I'm gonna be honest. I I I think this is so cool
What the fuck this is awesome
Yeah, actually want that yeah well we have over here. We have a
We got a uh, we got a Walmart
We got Walmart and
There's an abandoned pizza hut that the homeless people live in? Yeah. Yeah, how about that?
And it takes like three years for them to do one thing like the highway that we have here
called I-35. It is, I don't think, I'm trying to think, I don't think that I've ever been
on I-35 in my entire life, and some part of that highway in Austin was not being worked
on. I don't think I've ever been on the highway, and there wasn't at least one lane closure
for some reason. Oh, I know I thought it's so fucking bad, dude. It's awful. Which model
do you drive? Oh, I mean, I model my car. I have Mercedes. I have decent Mercedes.
These are about it.
The guy who built it committed suicide?
I mean, I don't know.
I mean, did you get to the Kazan beta?
I didn't.
It's the same in Dallas.
Oh, I bet Dallas is probably even worse than Austin.
I'm gonna be honest.
I bet it is.
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You see what's really funny about this,
like with Steam.
It's that this is the power of legislation.
California says jump steam says how high the government is the only one that can
actually solve this problem.
I understand complaining.
I get complaining, but it solved nothing.
It, no, it does.
It does because now it has shifted the, it has shifted the mind of the
consumer towards being like this instead.
That's the reason why. It's about clarity. Yeah. It shifted the mind away from ownership and into licensing
Because now we know and it changes the vocabulary that it's used in and I think that vocabulary matters a lot
Run for office. You want me to run for office? I don't know if I would do that. I did so like okay in
2009 I
Was I was gonna be a political activist
I was going to go and raise money and be a canvasser and, you know, work with Greenpeace
to protest and raise money to fight climate change and for Planned Parenthood.
I was 19 at the time and it was, you know, they had me write an essay and then I remember
I wrote my whole thing about like why I wanted to be part of it.
I got called the next day and they wanted to give me like a management position even.
They were like, yeah, we want you to be in charge of these other people and like
to do this.
I said, okay.
great. Ended up not happening. I ended up not doing it. A number of different reasons
why, but either way, I've always been very politically, you know, conscious, I guess
you can say, but I don't know if I'd ever really run for government. I don't think that's
what I would do. I think that the reason why I'd be afraid of doing it is because honestly
I don't like waking up early and I also don't like talking to a lot of people
And so I'd be kind of worried about I don't want to wake up early and do that.
Yeah. Free chicken nuggets.
Yeah, but like you've got to deal with a bunch of dumb shit, right?
Hmm.
You should do it. Yeah, I don't know about that.
But a rare moment when people controlled the government and set the top down.
Yeah, I think so.
Look at Sleepy Joe.
You could sleep all day on the beach.
No, bro.
Like people are probably calling him all the time.
He probably stressed out.
Nintendo people making Nintendo emulators and Nintendo
ROMs are helping publishers by making old games available that are no longer being sold
by the copyright holder.
This does not hurt anyone and allows gamers to play old favorites.
The problem is that it's illegal copyrights and trademarks of games are corporate assets
if these vintage titles are available far and wide.
It undermines the value of this intellectual property and adversely affects the right
owner.
Well, the assumption that the games are involved are vintage or nostalgia games
incorrect Nintendo is famous for bringing back to life its popular characters for newer systems
for example Mario and Donkey Kong have enjoyed all their adventures on all Nintendo platforms
going from coin-up machines for our latest hardware platforms so I hate to say this
but telling me that it's illegal is not a good argument that it's bad being gay used to be illegal
Like, like smoking weed in a lot of places used to be illegal.
The idea that like, oh, well, it's bad because it's illegal, I don't fucking think so, okay?
Yeah, not my kind of thing.
Yeah, yeah, Mario Sunshine has not seen its day in a decade or two.
Yeah, I think that there's definitely a spectrum for something like this.
and uh you see a new legend is held a roguelike dungeons of infinity no i didn't see that actually
some of what you're saying is still illegal in other countries too yeah i just don't care um like
again whether something is legal or illegal that doesn't really change my perspective on like
whether it's good or not now you have to you have to follow the law everybody has to follow
the law but despite that you still probably should do things that are uh you know it's not like
I have to just because I follow the rules doesn't mean that I agree with them. It's really just that simple
So yeah, you have to follow the rules, but you don't have to agree with them. Let's see here
Hmm. I've seen this stick before. This is a great stick
Tesla's Optimus robots
The new cybercap
He programmed it to say that shit?
Oh my god.
Yeah?
Yeah
So it's filling up
Can you do the peace sign? Oh
Book of Morns all right. Yeah, hell yeah hell yeah brother. Can you give a hell yeah, please? Oh
My fucking god, that's amazing. It's remotely controlled. See you think it's actually not even a robot
It's like just a guy that's got like, you know a microphone and he's like moving a little fucking
He's like, you know on the controls it
Move do this do that over there, right? I don't know man. It's a guy into VR suit
I think this stuff is gonna get way more popular. I really do. I'm really excited for it, too
It's gonna be fucking amazing
It's gonna be impressive. Yeah, are there cat girl versions?
so I
Think everybody who like am I the only person that whenever I see a robot
Okay, how can I say this? All right, give me a minute
I
Am okay
I
Mean everybody knows what I'm like. I mean am I the only one guys? I'm not right
I can't I don't know how to say it in the right way, but like
You guys know what I'm talking about right yeah a hundred percent
Okay, good big robot cheeks. I guess so yeah, but what do you mean? All right good?
Let's see here Gandalf the gray Gandalf of the any what is this like Sam Smith or something
The realization that people are gonna need these robots do nasty things to them in the privacy of their own home
Okay, I'm gonna be honest. I was thinking about like I wonder if if it can rip your dick off
I wonder if it can give you a hand job
That's what I was thinking because I'm like I wonder if you can do that
And I'm thinking about and I'm like wow because the thing is like you could take this and
and make it like a cat girl and I don't think it's that far away guys. I think that we could be
potentially 10 years away from AI cat girls, at least version 1.0. I think so.
Yeah, I think it guaranteed 10k cat girls. Well, if it's 10k, think about what that compares to.
Like, I mean I feel like a real girl is way more expensive than that.
What do you mean?
It's Elon, catgirl, robots will happen?
Yeah, I think so guys.
I already saw this before.
Maybe, maybe.
What is this?
The video can't be played.
Okay, good.
I mean you get caught slipping at Pride Parade?
What's that, bro?
What's that?
Hold on.
What is this?
Hold on.
What's that, bro?
Is this the Pride Parade?
What?
You serious?
Did you see some ice cream tonight?
I was looking for this restaurant spot
I was looking for something
Where's that one?
Damn
They just caught me
You was about to go to the parade, you wild man
You wild as hell
I was walking
Walking around
They sell sandwiches
Cold cuts and shit
I was just passing food
I was walking the same way like I'm I'm going this way
I say yeah and I hop next thing you know it's a parade of people follow me you
want these you can join the parade man it's good vaps make a blown bubbles yeah
I'm gonna see you later man that was a mix-up really it was it was nothing it
was a mix of what yeah but I'm gonna see you
Oh my god!
That's crazy.
Come on, this guy's not funny. I know I think he's so fucking funny.
People said there's a beta for the first Berserker Kazan. Is that true?
I'm hearing that.
I'm hearing that there's a beta for it. Yes?
How do I get in it? Lear explain it? How do I tell him to get tell him to get me and not Lear?
Don't don't bother him. Tell the developers get me in.
tell me get me in the game yeah you play it yeah tell me get give me in yeah
tell him to invite me yeah yeah get give me in
seeing the new h&m yeah let me in bro like yeah I want to know where we're
the fuck I need to message who I need to complain to right I might actually
message somebody about that I got you're in asthma and where's your
contacts well your asthma where's your connects look I usually just expect
this to be done for me. And I'm never proactive about anything.
Usually if I see somebody else doing something, then I do it.
But I usually don't think about doing it myself. But yeah, no,
if there's a way for me to get in. I must see, can I look
this up on steam? Let me go ahead and pull it up. First
berserker Kazan. Okay, I'm gonna add it to my wish list.
Okay, it's been wish-listed
So hopefully this hopefully this does something right? I mean, I'm not sure what's gonna happen, but yeah, it's that simple
It's PS5 beta
PS5
Great it's on consoles. I don't even know I don't use console pretty much ever. Let me see this. It's horrible. Uh-oh. Oh my god
He she goes no, it's not does she really oh
man i'm guessing he didn't enjoy getting pipe to prison i don't know man
but uh...
fact that he's just there
celebrating it saying it's horrible is so fucking funny
what is this at one third place
third place
now we will not be getting paid
area
it's so it's it's a kentucky right it's the kentucky state fair
so they probably have like
no idea
yeah they because it's a bunch of probably rednecks that are on the
there are a lot of that
and i don't know if you have a bunch of guys don't feel like it
yeah i thought
well yeah it looks just like it huh
man that's pretty good
Oh my god, I've seen this video. Yeah, this is nuts, man.
Uh, Bullet's spending an ice? What? What?
Oh, this is what NPCs in games do.
Yeah, I've seen this.
Yeah, game NPCs do that shit all the time.
Yeah, of course.
It's stuck in time, I guess so.
Why Batman? Why can't I keep my own pal?
For fuck's sake, Robin, we both know why you can't keep that thing.
Robin, don't listen to Batman.
There are no laws against POWs in POW World!
You can do whatever you want with it!
POW number 69.
Oh my god.
Oh my fucking god.
As my Joker, I guess so.
Yeah, that's...
No.
No.
They did not.
No!
No!
There's no way.
I don't see it.
I don't see it.
I think this could be fake. It could be fake guys
What does it say it's oh four months ago? Oh, this is four fucking months ago. Who cares?
This is from a long long time. It's an old post. I was about to say by the way this shit like to me
I feel like this was probably the biggest self-report that I've ever seen
Because all the people that were getting mad at me about this I
I think that goes to show, they just don't have a lot of very good social skills, you know?
Like that's really what I got out of it. I was like, you know what? These guys didn't really know how to act.
Yeah, average Reddit experience, I guess so. They would have got mad regardless.
You weren't joking, I remember that, of course not. Why would I be joking?
Yeah, I know. It's like, this is just, you know, I don't want them to make Metal Gear Solid woke.
What is this? They just write it off?
Is this my stereo?
Nope.
Oh, hey, you got it.
What happened to that guy?
What happened to my stereo? It's all smashed up.
That's right. Now, it looks like it was broken during shipping, and I insured it for $400.
Ooh.
But you were supposed to get me a refund.
You can't get a refund. Your warranty expired two years ago.
So we're going to make the post office pay for my new stereo now?
It's a write-off for them.
How is it a write-off?
They just write it off.
Yeah.
It's gone.
Write it off?
What?
Jerry, all these big companies, they write off everything.
You don't even know what a write-off is.
Do you?
No, I don't.
But they do.
And they're the ones writing it off.
They're about to go get $400.
You should have the last 20 seconds of my life back.
Yeah, makes perfect sense.
I know.
They're just riding it off.
That's what a stupid show.
I actually think that Seinfeld is 95% not funny,
but this is absolutely the 5%.
It 100% is.
Told you the show's funny.
Not based on an overuse formula,
doesn't assume gamers or brain dead and listens
to their feedback, becomes an outstanding success,
lifting a rather niche genre up to the mainstream it's not that hard dear game
publishers
well the problem is that it is i mean balder skate three took a huge amount of
money to make
and it was really hard for them to get off the ground
it absolutely was
so yeah i wouldn't totally make it out like that
yet uh... jenters a high agent
uh... i did yeah i did read this genders not gamers it doesn't assume
genders it's what i thought
uh... but yeah
I had to pee, but that- Okay.
Ban from a certain sub for posting a paragraph about real fog.
Wait, what?
Okay.
So this guy makes a schizo post on the YouTube drama subreddit,
and they get banned, citing a scientific study.
Okay, you're getting- You're getting your- You're getting your post deleted.
Yeah, you're getting it deleted because I think that will be more entertaining.
Yeah, I- I do. I'm sorry.
Who really controls Facebook?
Oh, oh, oh, who does it?
Let's find out who really runs me. Okay
Not this guy. You see in order to truly understand who is in charge
Yeah, we have to figure out who controls what we're allowed to say on the platform and what we're not allowed to say
It's so quiet
Facebook, if something violates our standard for safety and security, what Facebook could,
should, can, do.
Now, that guy who you just watched, his name is Aaron Berman.
He is the Senior Product Policy Manager of the Information for Meta, but check this out.
He's also former CIA, 17 plus years of the agency.
Damn!
If you look at it and examine who Facebook staffs in these positions, a familiar
pattern is going to begin to emerge.
got Debra B, Trust and Safety at Meta, also former CIA. How about Cameron Harris, Trust
and Safety at Meta, former CIA. Hagen Barnett, he's the trust and safety operations lead
at Meta. I love it when skits are post like this, make a great point. I do, it's one
of my favorite things. But also, former CIA. This ain't an accident, ladies and gentlemen.
and it's also not new. Operation Mockingbird is an alleged large-scale program of the United
States Central Intelligence Agency, the CIA, began in the early years of the Cold War and
attempted to manipulate domestic American news media for propaganda purposes. That's right,
information is power and the powerful want to control all the information they can. They've
been doing so since the beginning of time, except now it's getting progressively harder to do so
because nobody trusts the legacy media,
so now their operations have to expand.
Not just Metta, it's also Google, now TikTok.
So when you read or hear about something, some idea,
some person, some country who they say is good or bad,
think about what they're trying to implant in your head
and think about who that idea serves
or who it might benefit.
Also a big shout out to Alec Lloyd
for tracking down all those receipts.
I love the fact that he is making a really good point.
And it does seem like there are a lot of people that work there that are from the CIA.
That's crazy.
Very very interesting.
Plot twist he's also on?
Yeah, I guess so.
Did not in well work?
I don't know.
Moodahar video about this is a DARPA program that was discontinued around Facebook was
formed.
life log. Here's what I think. I am very much against the whole idea of disinformation or
misinformation policies. Because I think that what that does is it makes it to where now there has
to be effectively a board that determines what's true and what's not true. So unless you're doing
something that already breaks the law, I don't really think that we need to see a misinformation
policy. What about malinformation? Well, if you're telling somebody to do something that can kill
them or something like that, then you can already be held liable legally for that, right?
So I think that that's what's going to happen too. So I don't think that you need to have
anything else. What the fuck is malinformation? Telling someone to drink bleach if they have
a headache, right? Something like that. It's pretty simple. Yeah, Ministry of Truth, what's
What's the difference? Oh, one's done intentionally and one's done unintentionally.
I think it's pretty simple, right?
But yeah, to me, I think that, uh, this is very, very interesting.
I don't know if it really means anything, but I find it to be interesting.
Oh,
his head.
Damn, that's fucking holy shit, bro.
That is so clever.
But this one of the best, bro, this is one of the best advertisements I've seen in a long time!
Holy shit, that's good!
That's so good, this is... I'm impressed!
Genuinely, I'm fucking impressed!
Yeah, next level, exactly, man.
Just like a new car, yeah, it's a good ball-ball car wash.
Cleanest fuck, yeah, that was nuts, man.
We'll get to it again.
At the starting of the week, I know they thought you'd hear them speak, it's only a step.
It doesn't matter where you are in the continent. They all do the same thing.
It's, let's fucking go!
Let's go!
Dudes are all about going.
Let's go! Go team, go!
That sort of goes hard.
Going in!
I did that one. I said that a lot.
Ladies get excited, it's the opposite.
Ladies get excited, they're like, stop.
That's clever.
Fuck that!
Shut the fuck up!
That I can't even.
Man, you don't wonder we have so much trouble communicating.
That's nuts.
We have the same emotion, we say the opposite thing.
Let's go, stop!
That's what we need to do.
Guys, man, let's go, girl, stop!
Non-binary yield.
You stop or you go.
It depends on the situation.
It's really clever. Yeah, actually that's actually really really good. What the fuck? Yeah, damn
Yeah, that was good. Yeah, some of these are actually pretty decent. What is this? How long is this video if it's not long on my watch it?
Let me see this one seems like a long one. Okay. Yeah, I'll watch it. It's only a minute two minutes three minutes
Here we go
Post-payphone racial bias and police shootings and then all hell broke loose. Oh
Here we go
So it was one hour. Yeah, it's a one hour. It's a two minute video on my turn into an hour. I
Collected I'm saying like I'm already gonna start nubs good
out of data we collected millions of observations on
Everyday use of force that wasn't lethal we collected
thousands of observations on lethal force and and it was in this moment 2016 that I realized yeah
People lose their minds when they don't like the result. So what my paper showed you'll see tomorrow
tomorrow, like some of you, was that yes, we saw some bias in the low level uses of force
every day pushing up against cars and things like that. People sent to like that result.
But we didn't find any racial bias in police shootings. Now, that was really surprising
to me because I expected to see it. The little known fact is I had eight full time RAs
that it took to do this over nearly a year.
When I found the surprising result,
I hired eight fresh ones and redid it to make sure
they came up with the same exact answer.
And I thought it was robust and I went to go give it.
And my God, all hell broke loose.
It was a 104 page dense academic economics paper with 150 page appendix.
Yeah, that's a lot it was posted for four minutes when I got my first email. This is full of shit
Doesn't make any sense
That's amazing. Yeah, you are a genius
And I had colleagues take me into to the side and say
Don't publish this. Uh-oh. You'll ruin your career
I said, what are you talking about?
I said, what's wrong with it?
Do you believe the first part?
Yes.
Do you believe the second part?
Well, it's the issue is they just don't fit together.
We like the first one,
but you should publish the second one another time.
I said, let me ask this.
If the second part about the police shooting,
this is a literal conversation, I said to them,
If the second part showed bias,
do you think I should publish it then?
And they say, yeah, then it would make sense.
And I said, I guarantee y'all publish it.
We'll see what happens.
All right.
So it was, you know, I lived under police protection
for about 30 or 40 days.
I had a seven day old daughter at the time.
Oh my God.
I went shopping for it because you know when you have a newborn you think you have enough diapers you don't
So I was going to the grocery store to get diapers with the armed guard. It was crazy. It was really truly crazy
man
This America brother, I guess so like and I think it's obvious that there's like a narrative, right?
It's a fucking narrative and you don't go against the narrative if you do like I remember
So, I got people getting mad at me when I said a way to lower the probability of having bad interactions with police is to not commit crimes.
I said that and then people started trying to fight me on it.
But imagine that.
They're like, yeah, if you don't yell and commit crimes, you're going to have a lower chance of getting involved with the police.
It's unbelievable, man.
How do people, like, what the hell is wrong with some people?
I don't even understand it at all. It's not only America. It's almost ever a people accept their own version of reality
I guess so and also I'm sure there are instances of racial profiling and like racial biases and policing for sure
Like I think everybody acknowledges that probably happens sometimes. Yeah, but the difference like I feel like that's not always
What's happening when somebody gets arrested?
Who's a different skin color that sometimes people commit crimes and they committed a fucking crime and you did something wrong
Stop doing shit wrong. It starts from America. Yeah
People are ideologically possessed. They are man. It really is but no, I totally support this
I mean like and again, I think that if it's a good study and people, you know
Can't argue with that and this is why by the way, remember what I said before about how um,
you know people don't like to have their own critical thought because it takes them to conclusions that end up
Causing them to be at odds with their tribe of people. I think this is
a really good example of that. This is a really great example about how like you're taught to
believe one type of thing. You're taught, yeah, I'll link you guys the video. I think I've seen
this a long time ago, but my only issue is that it could be demographic based. Yeah, maybe.
It's like working hard doesn't matter for your career. That's another cope of low IQ people.
Yeah. Um, there are a lot of like, uh, low IQ copes that, uh, man, I'm going to be honest,
they're sad. They're really sad. Pan recognition is a biological thing. Yeah. But like pattern
recognition and then treating people based off of a pattern and not based off of the
person. Well, that's profiling and that's dehumanizing and you don't want to do that.
So yeah, just like a year ago exactly, it's causing a dissonance.
So people don't want to be able to, they don't want to have to accidentally step outside the
lines of the box that they're supposed to be in.
So nobody wants to critically think about things anymore because this guy did a critical
evaluation on something that everybody assumed to be true.
He got a conclusion that wasn't what people assumed to be true and now he's the enemy.
This is why people don't want to critically think anymore.
This is why people are stupid.
That's it.
Yep.
Also, why is research matters and others don't?
Well, I mean, I think that all of it matters.
Of course it matters.
People say they value intelligence, but they actually value their own worldview being confirmed.
That's true. It always is.
I saw that before. Well, I don't play online games anymore.
What's this? How long is this?
What is this here? Well, I don't play online games.
Why would you not play online games online games are great? Hi everyone, it's me Tim
Hi, I want to talk about why I don't play
Online games much anymore. I'm particularly talking about multiplayer
And I did it for a long time. I mean multiplayer games have been around for a long
time
I'm not just talking about you know
Giant mmo's
Even the consoles that started coming out in the late 70s like the Atari bcs
is supported a lot of to this guy's like a like an ancient wizard
70s, I don't even know what the Atari VCS is
Straight up like I don't even know what that is
Player games even alive for player games and most of the consoles back then did man
They they usually had two ports in the front
Or they and frequently the second port could have a tap that would allow multiple controllers
So you that's how you would play to an uh-huh and for people games and then in the late 80s
And I have a whole video on today's guys are the programming language. He learned was Aramaic
Miss I really got into muds especially LP mud and that's something online. It was just a text-based game
But I was playing that with dozens of people simultaneously from all over the world and that was it really exciting
It was nuts. This is what multiplayer can do
Yeah, then in the mid 90s when I was at interplay we used to get together one night a week
I caught up the Thursday night thing and I play five-person Super Nintendo in a one controller in the first tap and then four
Controllers in a multi-tap into the second port. I had that play five person. We had that for a super secret
Amanda play
We had links is Atari links is and those supported a ton of two and four person okay now
I don't know and quite a number of games and even one or two eight-player games
So we were playing multiplayer a ton
Then in the 90s, especially the late 90s
Ultima online and EverQuest came out of the amount and that just was like
Mind-blowing thousands of people on a server graphical
Just so much fun. In fact, I have a whole video about EverQuest is in my top five games ever
I mean, I loved EverQuest, but I don't play games like that anymore.
Why that?
And people try to get me to play games and they're like, hey, I thought you liked and
they list all these games.
And I realized that there's three big things that make me stop playing multiplayer games.
The first one is grouping with people.
The second one is all the griefing that happens.
And then unrelated to the griefing, the third one is a lot of toxicity.
I'll talk about why that's different than griefing.
Griefing is kind of toxicity, a form of toxicity,
but it's a very specific form.
So the first one I want to talk about, grouping,
when I first started playing MMOs,
it was super fun to play with people,
and most of them were designed
that you can't solo past a certain level in your class
or past a certain area.
Now, something-
That's why WoW was really big back in the day,
is because you could level to 60
without needing to play with other people.
And it might seem like you had to play with other people
in a while back in the day, but back then,
it was a big deal.
Classes, I'll talk about EverQuest for a second.
Some of the classes like Druid and Necromancer,
you could solo well past where the other classes could solo
because these classes were fairly powerful
and they had a pretty powerful pass.
Or with Druids, you could move really quickly
and you had lots of spells that you could cast
while moving, lots of dots.
So it was called kiting where you just ran
from the monster and dotted it to death.
You could do that, but that's not really
what they were designed for.
In fact, a lot of the content was designed to require groups.
There were dungeons you were not gonna ever solo in.
There were whole planes of existence that you,
and raids that you were never gonna solo.
Like they required sometimes
to play more than a five person group.
So it's kind of makes sense.
It's an MMO, it's a multiplayer online experience.
it's designed to be grouped.
But finding a group could be a pain in the butt.
Guilds were really poorly supported back then.
It was some of them you could tell was an afterthought.
There weren't any.
I think the problem back then too was servers.
That was one of the really big issues is like,
so player bases weren't really that big
and also servers were kind of small.
So you only have like 2,000 people
on a vanilla allow server.
So it's like how many of those people are online,
your level right now, the right class, the right interest
and wanting to do Scarp monastery at the right level.
It's hard to find.
I think servers made this a lot worse.
A lot of tools for making a guild,
contacting your guild, organizing a guild,
finding what guilds were available.
These are some of the things I wanted to try to tackle
in WildStar when I got a chance to make an MMO later.
So just finding a guild could be tough.
so i frequently just had a regular group
uh... here's me and four five people who would like to play regularly
picking a day work
you and five other people could always be that was hard yeah getting them to all
log in at the same time
was a nightmare you'd often say let's play at nine
of course you'd log in at nine no one would be there
some things never change
man
while
but by nine fifty up so some people weren't there
and then nine thirty
some people are there but now some of the group is off shopping
they're like a m a go yeah they get there and they see nobody else is there
so i'd like okay i'm gonna go afk and then they don't come back from going
afk
awesome materials are
all i forgot i logged out in the other side of the world after run there it'll
be another ten minutes
so sometimes you could wait forty five minutes just for your group to get
started you only have a two-hour window
that you agreed on
because some of them have to leave.
You know, they've got a job or like, yeah,
I told my spouse I'd be done at 11 p.m.
So I'm tapping out at 11.
And especially if it's, if that person who can't play
is someone you absolutely need in the group,
it's like, we can't play without the tank.
We can't play without the healer.
Oh my God, my main tank.
Like every time he would open his mic,
I could hear his wife screaming
and his baby crying in the background.
And I remember he would be trying to tank.
I remember it was heroic stone guard in Mogushan vaults, and he was trying to raid lead, bro.
I remember he finally had a mental breakdown, and he, like, he was the guildmaster.
He randomly gave guildmaster away to some random person, and then he quit the game.
Like, it was so bad.
Yeah, you pretty much stopped.
I felt bad for that guy, yeah.
Also, I will admit myself. I often felt
Overcommitted like sometimes I come home and yet it's Wednesday, and it's the weekly MMO night
Yeah, I still feel like playing rough days. I don't really feel like diving in but if I don't log in right they can't play
So you've got a baby. I'm the damage dealer. Maybe I'm the crowd control guy. You're the healer. I don't log in
They can't play so you feel
Committed to doing it. Yeah, and so it starts to feel like is this a
Is this fun or is this a second job I picked up?
This is why I stopped rating as well.
And I feel like it was like I loved my time rating,
but when I didn't have as much free time
or at least I valued my free time differently,
even though I liked rating,
I didn't like being committed to rating straight up.
Like that's the way I feel.
Yeah, it became a job.
Yeah, exactly, right?
Like what if on Tuesday I don't feel like doing it?
It's not like, oh, like there's an emergency.
I just don't feel like it.
Another feature of a lot of MMOs-
You became a beta? I did.
And you need multiplayer games in general is
there are areas that, because you have to do them as a group,
you sometimes have to redo them
because if on your first playthrough,
you didn't get far enough, you may have to restart.
If you log out-
Oh, respawning trash.
And sometimes you-
I love that.
was an area in EverQuest called Befallen that you had to play and get a key to open the next
part of the dungeon. If you didn't get that key when you were going through, then-
I had to redo the dungeon.
When, if you left and said, we'll see you all next Wednesday, you have to play the
whole dungeon again to try to get that key. And I'm, I don't know if it was Befallen
or other ones, but some of them had keys that didn't survive if you logged out.
Right.
You know that I had to get the key.
You pretty much had to do the dungeon in one long play session.
That was a good duration.
And if you didn't, you had to restart it next time.
So sometimes redoing content like that,
it got kind of boring after a while.
Dude, I remember like every, it feels,
I like, I know that I'm the bad guy,
but I was the guy that when I remember
in Mythic Siege of Orgammar,
The last item I needed was the necklace from Maloriak.
No, from Malkorok, not Maloriak.
Maloriak's in Blackwing Descent.
And I needed it, Mythic Warforged.
It dropped.
I got the item and Tricked Gun,
the Hunter and my Guild was joking around.
See you next expansion, Asmon.
And I was joking around saying,
ha ha, yeah, you too, man.
Everybody else was laughing.
but next Tuesday when I didn't log on nobody was laughing anymore we weren't joking
I was not seeing anyone I know the worst thing about it nobody cared because I was such an asshole
and I was always like I was the guy okay here just so you understand what it was like to raid
with me. One time I wiped the raid and the raider incarnate asked me, he says,
why did you do that? I said we can wipe all night but I only have one chance a
week to parse on this fight and you know the numbers just weren't going to my
favor and so I just I wiped the raid and man so I had all the best gear I
was the top performer in the guild and I remember I left the guild and I
I didn't need to go, I stopped writing.
Nobody cared.
They were happy.
Top DPS, best in slot gear.
Thank God he's gone.
And it led to a second problem of seeking content.
If one person missed a night,
they might not be able to rejoin you.
Now with the fallen one, that was fine.
If one person came late or hadn't joined,
as long as one person had the key,
he could let everybody in.
But if they hadn't played for a while
and their level was suddenly too low.
There was some really tight level cap things,
level restrictions and EverQuest,
and especially every five levels
just seem to get a lot more powerful.
One person misses, gets a couple of levels behind,
they may not be able to join you again, maybe ever again.
So that was a tough thing to keep your group synchronized.
Yep.
So as if all that wasn't bad enough.
I remember a while was like this,
like I would stay up late playing,
Zack would wake up early playing,
And I would go to bed, and then he would wake up
and see that I was higher level,
and then he'd out level me,
and then I would wake up and see that he was out leveled,
out level me, and then I would stay up late
to out level him.
Every single day.
Griefing became a huge problem in Ultima Online
and in EverQuest.
Now, don't get me wrong,
people have been doing griefing forever.
There was griefing on Alpy mods.
People used to grief on the Lynx games all the time.
There was a game called Slime World that let you find a mega bomb and people used to go
throw mega bombs at people just to blow up them rather than take out the monsters.
They were just trying to take out the other players.
And yes, that happened.
That unlocked the core memory for me.
I remember we were playing Halo 2 and me and Zach were playing Team Slayer and it
It would like sometimes random select team rockets.
And I remember it told us it said team rockets.
And I remember we looked at each other like this as soon as it said team rockets.
We were like this.
And he's like, we're doing this to each other.
We start laughing, right?
And we immediately spawn in and kill our entire team.
So I made this guy quit online gaming!
I would have been so fast!
But when you're playing in the same room with people they tend to cut that out after a while.
Not in MMOs.
Once people became anonymous like that, they became kind of like jerks.
And the early MMOs seemed unprepared for it, but looking back at it now, I think what
they really were unprepared for, they weren't surprised griefing happened, but
They were surprised at the cleverness of the techniques people used to grief and the
Absolute sheer volume of the griefing that happened. Yeah, of course people found ways to grief
That they didn't anticipate even though you could mark it so like these players can't be
Attacked or killed by another player. They would do things like
Train a guard or get in combat with another monster and then bring it over near you and now you're involved
And if they were higher level than you, they could train a guard onto you.
The guard can't hurt them, but it would destroy you.
That happened a lot.
People also found ways to trick people.
That's nothing.
In World of Warcraft Hardcore Classic, there's a specific item that's called the Goblin
Mortar.
And all Goblin items inside of WoW that are engineering items you need a specific
profession for have a chance of doing what's called a backfire.
Now, a backfire is when the item damages you instead of actually doing what it's intended
to do.
So, what a lot of players would do is they would level up a character, they would level
up engineering, they would learn goblin engineering, they would learn the resource, or sorry,
they would learn the recipe for the goblin mortar, and they would reuse and use their
goblin mortar inside of stormwind that would then kill level 1 bank alts permanently.
Because the explosion did that much damage it would kill a level 1 player because it was
intended for high end players.
That's why by the way, every time Chance went to play hardcore wow and he logged on
his bank character, he never showed his location.
Man.
How did it kill permanent?
They would say, hey, let's do a trade and then put items in and then you put your money up
And then they yeah pull the item off and hit
Hit trade and I have had this happen to me. I will be honest. I
Got scammed in PoE. I was buying a Cortex and they swapped it out for a twisted distant memory that has the same
Icon and I got scammed classic. Yep real classic, huh?
Happens everyone. Yep. That's that's 1.5 exalts down the drain. That's dirty. It is what it is. I should have been I should have been smarter
My manager you're out of your money
They would do things like corpse runs because you know if you died, okay?
I'll bring your corpse to you
Just give me permission to dragon as soon as you give permission to drag a ticket
So that also gave them permission to loot it
Which oh you could argue was a really bad design. Yeah, I wouldn't know that they just thought oh
I'm letting them have permission to dragon. They didn't go find their body
they go grab the body and take stuff off of it.
Even if they only could get permission to drag it,
they would do things like drag it into a lava pool.
So there was no way to do that.
There you go.
All right.
So now you've got to start your things.
So even when they restrict it to just dragging,
they can still grief you.
Yes. People were clever.
In some ways, I looked at this as, wow.
People spent half this much cleverness in their real life.
They'd be millionaires.
But the thing that was weird is even without griefing,
people found ways to be absolutely annoying.
I had heard from some of my group that I played EverQuest with were women, and they said their female
Characters got harassed all the time
So when we played EverQuest and we restarted a new group once the theme group of the spice girls called the spicy girls
Good one, and I was playing a female character. Oh my god. I would get hit on people were always sending me private messages and stuff
It was crazy. I was like the in it no weird messages, too. It's not like that normal shit, right? It's none of that vanilla shit
It's the weird stuff.
Is this what women go through online?
The DJ said yes.
It was super annoying.
And like I said, people just kept finding new ways to do this,
no matter what you did.
People would follow us around, the Spicy Girl group around,
and just constantly ask questions.
And you could turn off them, DMs, direct message you,
and then they'd find you.
One guy would follow us around, so I'd
play my Barton Speed song to get away from him.
He got to drew it to sew him, Spirit of the Wolf,
so he could keep up with us.
I ended up, like, moving back and forth
and getting him stuck on things,
because he was just set to auto follow us.
I'd get him like dragged into a river
or stuck on a pill.
I did that in WoW, yes, exactly.
Or so we, you know, disconnect him and we'd get away.
It's always surprised me how many people did this.
It wasn't a small fraction, especially early on.
There were a lot of people doing it.
And their fun seemed to come at everyone else's expense.
That was the worst part of it it wasn't just that they grieved and had fun part of what they were doing was to make the game
Unfun for other people that's because it made them mad like we used to do so we used to do all track Valley
Remember those pre-mades that people would do to farm honor or like honor kills and like everybody had like that queuing add-on where
Everybody would queue into the same time into the same number of all track Valley
Well, we would do this and I would be in like Skype or discord with like, you know
20 of my friends, and we would all be in there and
There was this this like crazy stupid Russian woman who would run these groups all the time
And I remember she could never type a sentence without misspelling something and
What we would do is we would report her
We would report her AFK
before the match started and
so
She would be getting the AFK timer and it was like ticking down like the gates open. It's got 23 seconds left
She knows she's getting kicked out and she's spamming and raid warning like getting mad about this crazy
We sue it. Yes, and I remember this was that bro. I was having the time of my life doing this
Yes, I got griefed once and ever quest somebody did a thing where they tricked me into doing a group
Teleport with them saying they pay me on the other end and then they didn't know the other and they tried to get me killed by
Dragging some guards on yeah, of course
I got away, but it leaves this bad taste in your mouth like oh, it's annoying or bad online
And once griefing hits anyone in your group it affects the whole group you log in
Thinking you're gonna do a dungeon and somebody got griefed and lost their gear
And now you can't do this dungeon. That's right. Go on all these side quests to try to regear them. Yep
Later MMOs have gotten better at this, but again, people are clever and they still find ways of griefing.
People are very, very creative.
The last one I want to talk about was online groups always seem to attract the most toxic player bases.
Or maybe single-player games have toxic.
Well, they do because you can act on the behavior.
So it's like basically, and we would do this stuff in real life too.
It's not like, oh well you can't do that in real life so you do it in a video game.
No, I remember in middle school. We got a universal remote and we kept turning the television off
Teacher puts on a video for us to watch
We turn the TV off and you know there she is and she doesn't know what's going on, right?
And then I did that right yet, of course and like this took like 30 minutes
I had neighbors get hilarious is really fucking funny. And so we did this one
Like let me think of some of the other shit like there's probably a bunch of other ones
I can come up with TV be gone. Yeah, and
Of course that would happen
Player bases, but they just can't interact with you, but the multiplayer games do you oh, there's this is the other one
Somebody had the intercom phone number
So we would go into empty classrooms. I never did this because I didn't want to take the risk
But I watched other people do it we go into empty classrooms call into the intercom and I remember
We would play soldier boy. Tell him
Over the intercom for like two minutes
And I remember one time we did this and it was the day that we did standardized testing and it was like this was the
you
Yeah, and so everybody was supposed to be quiet. This is like a really important day and then like that it goes beep beep beep
Soja boy, tell him
Watch me crack that and it's just playing it and everybody's sitting there trying not to fucking laugh
It's the whole school
tracks man now online
online where they're saying do all these horrible things that you go to the
You know community boards and online forums and stuff and people are just being awful there
Yeah, and I know a lot of you have that lens of all companies are bad
So let's include the companies in this too. There are a lot of toxic companies in the course. They are in
Online games. I mean you pay to buy the game and then you have to pay to have a subscription to play it online
And the game is useless by itself
itself. Then you have to pay to buy DLC and when new stuff comes out, you know, your group
has to all have it or you can't do it. And then they had microtransactions and on top.
So there it is, bro. Even the ancient wizard knows. Even he knows this guy made fall out.
Yeah. Yeah. He fucking gets it.
Clothing or armor appearance or mounts. And it's just money, money, money, money,
money and it's just it's it seemed like the online community has just attracted
the worst of both players and companies so probably by the mid 2010s I've just
tapped out of all of this I just said I don't do this anymore he's right
coincides a little bit with when I left carbine in 2011 and over the next few
years as I was playing these online games I realized I don't have to be here
anymore I don't have yeah I can't even pretend I'm doing research for my
jobs because I don't have to do this. So I just stopped. And now, except for very
occasional limited multiplayer games, things like Minecraft or Terraria, as examples of
things I played.
Terraria, that was the game people wanted me to play.
And some couch co-op. I love couch co-op. I wish there was more couch co-op games, you
know, where you could have someone...
Do you guys remember when Halo Infinite released and it didn't have couch co-op? Do you
guys remember that?
So those of you guys don't remember that. Do you guys remember whenever Halo
one came out and it had couch co-op. Do you remember when that came out in the year 2001
and it had that? That's crazy, right? Yeah.
I also either control or either you share the screen or split screen games like that
used to be super fun. And when you're playing right next to you, you're not going to grieve
each other. At least not people I play with. I remember, do you ever have, what did
y'all call it? Did you guys call it screen looking or screen watching? When you would
uh, when you would look at somebody else's screen to see where they're at screen peeking
Yeah, we did your screen looking that or a screen watch it was pretty much interchangeable
And I remember there was this one little kid uh in the neighborhood
I remember I was you know crouched behind like a wall like you know crouched down
And I was standing behind the wall I was gonna shoot with a shotgun the kid goes he throws a
grenade and I say how'd you know I was there and he's and he's like I don't think like at
that point he realized I don't think he thought that far along like he didn't even realize
that like you could tell that he was there because I remember like I feel like he learned
something that day because like whenever I call him out I said you're cheating like
you little bitch right and especially because I mean he's a kid so he probably sucked
at the game probably already fourth place and that's the reason like because you
You guys probably had the same thing too, right?
Like, you know, a four-player game
and like whoever loses gives up the controller,
whoever's last place or like, you know,
the bottom two give up controller.
Like that's what we had a lot.
Yeah, yeah.
And so he's trying not to have his controller taken away.
So because of that now, as of, you know, mid-2020s,
I'm almost exclusively offline single-player games
and I know I'm not alone in this.
I don't know what the-
I think he's right.
Because no matter what companies implement, there seem to be players who are clever and
circumvented.
And, like I said, it's not just the players.
A lot of companies are doing things that I'm just like, I don't want to take part in
this anymore.
I don't want to play a game that's constantly-
Let me off this wild ride.
Please make it stop.
upselling me on new DOC's and new items. I mean, what's it gonna be next? Patches that you have
to pay for? I just, it, it... Why would you, why would you give them that example? Why would you say
that? It's become kind of a gaming nightmare for me. So, I just play offline... Why would you
sell them there? Yeah. He just plays offline single-player games. You know what's really
fucked up about this, is that 10 years ago I wouldn't understand this video at all, now
I understand this video, and I'm worried that in 10 years from now I'll be this video,
you know? Isn't that fucked up? Like, that's, because like, am I the only person like,
because I have the same thing happen, where it's like a lot of online games and like
seasonal games, I'm like, I just don't really like, I'm not just
gonna do something else, right? I'm just kind of tired. And,
you know, I'm just looking for something else to do. And unless
we start legislating around games, this will be you. Yeah, I
mean, that's a great thing. It means you're alive and well.
Yeah, I mean, I just, that's the way I feel about it, right?
I was thinking the same thing. Exactly. So a lot of games
encourage griefing as well. I feel like griefing and
stuff like that isn't always a bad thing but it usually is and I think it's a bad thing when
a player can't opt out of it or doesn't consent to it. So like for example when you can do something
to a player and they can't stop you from doing it, that's when it's really bad. But like in PvP,
you know PvP servers, you know battlegrounds, BG, stuff like that, that's fine. But like when you
just can't turn it off and that you can't stop them from doing it, that's when it's really
You can't put them on like no order, etc.
I'll be right back.
Well, a time of 600 concord players?
Wait, there are 600 concord players?
That's a lot.
Was that release day?
Oh, man.
Have you watched the AI Limit 19 Minutes Gameplay video?
I'm gonna look at it.
I got it on my list.
I'm gonna take a look at it later on.
When War Mode was announced in a while retail,
everybody on PvP Realms complained,
but then they all used it.
Well, that's the reason.
It's because most people...
Like world PVP is not something that I think a lot of people actually enjoy. I
think that most people only like world PVP when it's them winning and I think that if you look at like if you were to do a
scientific study on
the amount of people like who initiates world PVP encounters and who wins them I think that you would see probably an
80 to 90 percent success rate of people who initiate world PvP encounters
Which means that people don't like world PvP. They like picking on somebody they think that they can kill and killing them
That's what I think that's what I think it is
And hell yeah exactly and so like that's just really not great gameplay
And so that's why you see that happen a lot with online games
I used an Andy on recommend it was oh god
Oh boy, oh boy.
Sometimes winning means you're the best at the game.
How is that confusing?
Because winning means you're the best at the game.
Well, what I'm saying is that like, if people are only engaging in situations that are
asymmetrical, where they know that they're going to win, this is not really any form
of like great gameplay, is it?
Kind of not.
It's basically people that are just like shit-stopping on somebody because they can.
That's about it.
Throne and Liberty chart is slowly going down.
Let me go ahead and look how Throne and Liberty is doing.
Throne and there we go, okay.
Uh, I feel like this is pretty good so far.
I'm gonna be honest.
I think this is, yeah, it's going down.
Of course it's going to go down, but I still think this is not that bad.
Yeah, I mean in terms of a lot of games like this fall off is not awful.
Your graph ends on the 8th.
You bring up a great point, and I don't know how many people are currently playing the
game.
It's just 200, well I don't know.
Maybe it's just not showing that far, it's hard to say.
But it doesn't look like it's gone down that much farther.
People have no standards playing that rubbish.
I think people are just desperate for an online shared space, but yeah, I think Tim here, he
was like one of the creators of Fallout.
This guy's like a serious OG, I'll link you guys to the video.
I've watched his videos before, I think they're great.
I'm glad to see that he also, I find it to be very funny that he categorized companies
as griefing.
It's like, yeah, the players are griefing you by killing your mobs or by peaking you
or scanning you.
But then the companies are also griefing you by charging you a subscription and DLCs and
having fucking micro transactions.
It's like, you know what?
Yeah, you're right.
You're fucking right.
This is taking into account the games not available in many places due to stupid Amazon policy.
I don't know about that.
I'd have to see it for myself.
Every graph is based about crazy drop in the latest day.
They don't do it because of that.
We'll give it like a month or so and then we'll have a better idea whether something
like that's actually accurate, you know, versus Japan. I think I looked through pretty much
all the rest of this, right? What is this? Is this game doomed?
One of the keys to the success of the story is we didn't pump a lot of time in figuring
out who the Master Chief was and why he was a ghost in the shell. We thought he is a
huss. He's a big green suit of armor that you move around.
Master Chief is human. He's not a machine. He's not a set of armor with a big weapon.
He's a human with resilience.
I don't think that a lot of people understand this, but the ability to overcome hardship
and being stoic, that's not being one-dimensional, that's being strong.
And a lot of guys look up to that because that's what they want to be.
The whole idea that like you have to be emotional and something like that in order for the
character to be interesting, that's not true at all.
that's toxic now exactly like yeah it's very sad how I feel like nowadays like
giving into your emotions is almost considered to be virtuous and I find that
to be very sad I do because I think that all that does is it creates a
culture of people who can't control themselves it's people who don't have
the ability to like take accountability for themselves it's really
Disappointing goblin slayer enough said yeah exactly and there are moments of weakness with goblin slayer right for example like as I watch all
Of goblin slayer by the way with like that young kid that doesn't want to be goblin slayer once go and kill dragons
Right like he was happy about that and yeah, it happens. It's trauma. Yeah sure it was so good
And I just wish that people understood why it was good. It's the feminization of society. I don't think it's about being feminine
I think that it's about being indulgent and selfish more than anything
I'm flinching dr. Is this the guy?
Okay, I'll probably watch this
The most badass antagonist in video games. Yeah, that guy does look really fucking cool
It's about being a pussy. Yeah, exactly sharing emotion is healthier. The problem are extremes. I think the issue is that
So like space marine 2 does a really good job at this too is that?
it's very obvious that the characters that are involved in Space Marine 2 have
emotions right they're not like one-dimensional robots but those emotions
are always second to what the goal is and they're second to the glory of the
Emperor right and I think that there is a sense of like like respect that that
commands and I think that that's what a lot of guys want to be that's what a
lot of guys want to be able to do and so that's why they like it so much
That's a man for you. Exactly. Yeah, you put you put your it's actually one of the reasons why I don't like Anduin as a character and wow
and I think that the reason why is that so I think that there's a lot of people that are
self-indulgent into emotions and in the process of being self-indulgent their emotions they end up negatively affecting people that
Rely on them for protection or rely on them for something so like Anduin. Oh, well
I'm not I'm feeling poopy today. I'm not gonna be the king of Stormwind
Well, guess what there's a bunch of people that have to go in the storm and now they have to make up for the fact that you're gone
Because you can't do this, right?
And so like you see like there's a lot of selfishness and a lot of negative a
Lot of negative effects that creates
Don't want to motions rob you of your agency. Yeah, exactly
But if there's no emotional expedition, exhale a campaign, when will the girls have chance?
Okay, I'm not even gonna read that one.
Space Marine has a dark bald guy throwing a fit because he's mad, then the main bald
guy tells him to man up and there's more important shit going on.
There's a good message in the story.
Yeah, yeah, Karon was like, yeah, he's fucking mad.
And you know, Titus is like, bro, you got to stop, like quit, quit, quit doing it.
He's like, I'm sorry, I got mad.
He's like, it's fine.
Just don't get mad.
Alright, let's go. Let's move on. And that was it. Yeah, be a man. Be a man
That's simple
Aragorn Gandalf died had to keep the group together and keep the group moving on. Yeah, exactly
I think that's a really great example like Aragorn after Gandalf fell fighting the Balrog
You know, he's like guys. We don't have time to fucking sit around and wait like yeah, it's bad
But you know, we got to keep going
That's why people love Goku. He does things for everybody. He isn't selfish exactly and I just I wish
that more people saw and like acknowledge the fact that these types of people that do this
stuff are actually extremely selfish and self-indulgent to the point to where they will negatively
affect other people that they care about to further that goal.
It's very frustrating to see.
And how many of you guys have had somebody like that in your life that's done that?
Yep.
It sucks, right?
Yeah, it does.
Anyway, the Concord files are being updated.
Concord is receiving updates on Steam.
For what?
I don't know.
I'm not sure why this is happening.
Why?
I don't know what to say.
The glorious return.
One of the characters changed gender.
Okay.
So they are updating the Concorde models, the Game Files.
So there is a good chance that we could see Concord come back.
I don't know what to say about that guys.
Concord is getting neck road.
I believe games can be saved after spending $180 to $400 million on Concord.
Actually you know what?
I'm just going to say it.
I saw some of the balance sheets for how much money the company that owned Concord
and was owning the company that made Concord was, they had a market cap valuation of $1 billion.
It wasn't $180 to $400 million. I'm pretty sure those are public. You can look it up yourself.
Look it up. Yep. It's gonna be embarrassing. It's insane. It absolutely is. It's not entirely
accurate though. It's most likely a dev build. The public file games are being updated.
Yeah, but why are they dev'ing on the game? That's what I'm saying, right?
On Concord, there should be an attempt to save it before writing it off.
I just don't think this team has the right mentality to do it.
They would have to redo every character's and abandon the message.
Concord can be saved the same way that Twitter was saved.
Fire everyone who wasn't dedicated to releasing the best product possible
and rebuild it using cracked veterans that aren't activists.
I wonder what they're going to do to bring back concord if they actually bring this game back
It will be the funniest fucking thing
Month of use any content cares to say for another month. Yes, exactly. Well, you guys have got to understand
I want so bad for concord to come back because think about how many YouTube videos that I could make about that
They're making changes in the background
They're probably gonna push for a free-to-play release or something
You know what's gonna happen to Concord if it goes free to play?
Nothing. Nothing's gonna happen to it. It's not like everybody is gonna be like, wow, well
I wasn't gonna play it before but now that it's free I gotta do it right now!
Of course not. Absolutely not. No way.
Content rich and it's delicious content. I guess so. I hope so. I hope it does something crazy
But we'll see what happens. It was free to play before they shut it down. No, it wasn't. It was, uh...
They had a free-to-play beta weekend that had less players than the paid beta weekend
So it was free to play, but at no point in time as far as I know during the actual lifespan of the game release
Was it free to play?
It'll come back as a looter shooter. I don't know. It could go out. Why don't they bring it back as a dating sim?
I think that'd be a good idea
You know what's really funny about this?
Concord's ending credits were one hour long, and there was a button that you could press to cheer on the developers whenever, you know, like a name got on the screen that you recognized.
You know, it like throws up confetti.
No way.
One hour and 12 minutes.
Camera look, zoom in, celebrate, cheer.
Yeah, this is the button that's Sony pressed right there. It's called Wipe Screen.
And so yes Concorde might be might actually be neck road. They might bring the game back
Watch them get five to ten cake and current player peek after launching free to play and then try to label it as a roaring success
I cannot wait to see what happens with this if Concord actually comes back I might have to actually play it I
Will I never actually played Concord?
You forgot the clown music. Oh
Oh that's right. I forgot all about this. God, this was so stupid. Wow.
2x time? Oh for sure. Is that music originally for soldiers marching? My understanding is
that it was. It was for the Australian soldiers marching in the Battle of the Emus. Oh
Oh my god, the evil wars, there it is.
I just, I do think this is so fucking funny,
but yeah, if they bring back Concorde
and it's re-released, I'm gonna lose my fucking mind.
I think that if they re-release the game,
they will get more players than they did
when the game first came out,
because a lot of people will wanna play it
to see what all the hype was about,
And then they'll realize that it's bad, and then they'll all leave again.
Yeah, like, morbid time. Exactly, right? It's gonna be, like, morbious.
So, basically, there is this movie, uh...
So, basically...
Okay.
Um...
This happened, I guess, uh, t- wait.
This happened two years ago?
Okay.
Um...
Wow.
Uh, wow, I thought it happened, like, last year.
like eight months ago so yeah that's crazy okay um so yeah anyway this movie came
out and it was like a vampire movie starring Jared Leto and it was so bad it
turned into a meme and so after it went out of movie theaters everybody started
joking around about the movie right and it was like oh it's more than time I'm
gonna more ball over these guys right and it was like you know it's just an
internet meme so Sony thought it would be a good idea to
Re-release the movie because of how popular the memes were right hoping to have like you know the room or like a Tommy
Wazoo like type of like, you know
Reaction and people watch it as like a cult classic like Rocky horror picture show something like that and
Anyway, the re-release
was also a
massive fucking failure
Yep, because it sucked.
That's what's gonna happen. I went to see it. I've seen worse.
I'm sure it was probably not terrible in every way,
but it was terrible enough for people to not like it, you know?
Was this the COVID documentary movie? Well, no, not exactly. Marvel movie, right?
Was this as years ago? Yeah, it was. And so Concord could be taking that approach,
but I don't think it's gonna happen. I really don't.
knows a Marvel movie. Man, third time's the charm. Yeah, maybe if they're released at
a third time, that's what'll really change it. And I didn't even know, has it been four
years about that? That to me is fucking crazy. Like I remember, I remember when I announced
O.T.K.
Um...
So...
I typed hashtag O.T.K.
And it auto-completed.
And it was like a fetish thing.
And I knew about the fetish, I didn't know about the acronym of it, though.
And it happened, and I had like 100,000 people watching.
Over the knee, right? Yes, exactly.
I had no fucking idea.
Are you on the green chair?
shut man shut the fuck up shut up idiot what do you mean this shit was uh
this was dumb bro look at this only after you only after uh you created otk right yeah exactly
let's see here got a group of people in New York i'm glad that you like it
so val caray has actually been getting a lot of hate on the internet for uh getting older
That's right. Yes. That's correct.
I'm here to address the allegations.
The allegations being that, yes, the rumors are true. I am aging. And I am indeed a woman.
I am. I am a woman with ovaries. And I am aging. And, yes, for the rest of my life,
I'm going to be told I'm too old to play video games and too old to dress up for Halloween
So somebody goes and they make a post like this Valquerais 32 years old dressing like a schoolgirl
Super weird go start a family. I have never seen a stronger argument for not allowing minors on social media than this post
I've been guys I've been trying I've been trying so hard to get you to see my point of view about this
But I want you to see exactly right here. This is what it is writing that is fucking weird. Well, no
It's not fucking weird. So here's what you need to understand, right?
What if I get hating on for growing up exactly? I find it to be kind of sad
I think that Valkyrie sometimes plays a little bit too like I think that she apologizes for things that she and sometimes should not do
I've interacted with her a few times and I've had nothing but great reactions and interactions from her and
So I find it to be really sad that this is happening to her especially from just like I
Don't know. I just think it sucks man. I think it just fucking sucks. It's sad to see this
That seems to be totally cool exactly people piling on yeah exactly
Well, the reason why it happens is that how can 32 be old?
32 can't be old because if I acknowledge that 32 is old, I have to remind myself that I'm 34.
32 is not old, guys. It's not at all. Man, you're 44. Shut the fuck up. The writer's woke? Well,
like anyway, what's this here? I never understood the new trend to hate on literally anybody for
the dumbest things. So this is what happens, right? Is that on social media, at least she's
not aging like okay all right all right let's move on anyway it's only 32 yeah
it's it's nuts everyone ages what the fuck I know and I just find it to be sad
to see shit like this happen it really is it's disappointing and man I think that
now what happens is that people it becomes popular to hate on them because
Because a lot of the people that do this, like a lot of the like dedicated like streamer
hater accounts, I'm gonna be honest, they're absolute losers.
They're the biggest fucking losers.
So they're sitting around, getting mad at somebody like Valkyrie or like MrBeast or
me, or Hasan, or XQC, or Speed, or Kai, or whatever, these people are professional haters
that are just jealous that these people are successful and they're not.
And so anytime that somebody trips, anytime that they can identify something that could
make a person look bad, they're going to do it.
And it's not because they care about it.
It's because they're insecure.
That's the reason why.
It's very, very obnoxious.
Women are being divided and this is what causes it, simple as that.
Well, I don't know.
I just, I saw this, I wanted to talk about it because I just thought it was really shitty
that it happened, you know?
It's funny as fuck if you're not invested in internet drama.
Yeah, it is funny, but like it's just sad to see people do that.
It's just crawling.
I know I know I mentioned Hassan so everybody has to give their opinion about him
I get it guys now that you've gotten that out of your system
Like can we agree that like this is something that happens to pretty much everybody and so yeah, and she shouldn't respond at all
I mean, I don't know. I think it's fine for what she responds for 30 seconds. It's somehow a problem
like I just saw this I thought it was really fucking weird and
I think that again like you're gonna see more people that do this
I think it kind of makes sense that you see a lot of people that do this hate for aging is crazy
he reached a new low aging is a privilege that's actually that's clever and uh getting hate for
growing is wild yep it's nuts man people are fucking mad do you think this will happen more
because people give attention as retards instead of ignoring it no i think that it just happens
because there's a lot of people that live their life and uh you know like uh like they're jealous
like that's it it's just jealous they're jealous they're unhappy they're mad like imagine being
Imagine having a successful career
Imagine having a successful career you come home to your family you tell your beautiful life
No, I can't spend time with you and the kids right now
I have to go on social media and
Tell somebody that they're looking older that like is like a girl on the internet
Do you really think that ever happens?
Absolutely, it never happens. No the only people that are fixating on this stuff are losers
massive fucking losers. Yeah, or Taliesin. That's okay. That is the exception. That is a hey, it
does happen. That's the exception. But yeah, so they make problems for themselves. Yeah,
and they they shit on people because they're jealous. Oklahoma, look at this, orders all
public schools to teach the Bible effective immediately. Gentlemen, you have
to teach the Bible in it. That's right. That's right. You're gonna learn about the
Bible now. Let's go. Hey, Kona, we won brother. Every teacher, every classroom in
the state will have a Bible in the classroom and will be teaching from
the Bible in in the classroom to ensure that this historical
understanding is there for every student in the state in the state of historical understanding.
Oh my god. We are speedrunning going back to 1991. We are fucking speedrunning. This is crazy.
Oh my god. How is that legal? It's not. But it's going to cause a lot of trouble in the
process of it being determined to be illegal. That's it. More like 1960. I don't know. It
was still happening whenever I was a kid right give me a second yeah yeah go ahead
yeah yeah right right right right okay well look I'll have to find that I'll
have to find that and pull it up but I'm in the middle of it so I gotta get back
to it but yeah okay good good to know all right okay all right I'll talk to
you later. All right, yo, bye. My dad called to tell me that apparently we're doing the
same thing here in Texas. Okay, okay. It's apparently it's not as bad, but it's still
happening. Oh boy, oh boy. Yeah, under the history and tradition test applied by the
Supreme Court, this is completely illegal as long as the schoolteachers from a historical
context and not as objective truth. I don't know, but I, you know, I'm kind of surprised
about this. I am. Wow. This fucking spaceman, I don't know, yeah, I guess so. It's gonna
be a slippery slope, I think so. It's nuts. Let's see. Oh yeah, I showed this before.
So we're going to try this, look, look who it is.
I think this is so cool that they have Kai doing a McDonald's commercial.
I think this is awesome.
I do.
I think that's so fucking cool, man.
Yeah, Chapman.
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
It's actually good.
I think so.
It's fucking badass, man.
Yeah, it is.
Big W.
I think so, too.
That's so fucking cool.
I need to try this.
Look, I'm gonna be a...
I have never had a Big Mac in my life, but I will go to McDonald's and I will try this
on stream.
I'm thinking about doing it sometime this week coming up.
That's what my plan is right now.
Say, I'm angriended for it.
Yeah, I think it's fucking awesome, man.
It is.
Big W for Kai though.
Yeah, I mean, hey, hey, hey, hey.
I did it for the spicy nuggets back in the day.
Why wouldn't I do it for this instead?
Rager or Big Mac or Chicken Big Mac or both?
I'll order one of each.
I think that'll be a good idea, they just get each one.
He's a T-Mobile on Verizon Commercial 2?
Yeah, I think that's awesome, man.
I think it's really, really cool.
And yeah, right here, this is what I was saying before.
He's not even pretending to be a good guy anymore.
Now that Ava's out of the picture,
he just proudly associates with transphobic right-wingers.
So...
The screen turned to the counter,
it's this.
The sound of bubbling off.
that's right it's corny it it's so corny
here's what i think happened
i think that in cancelling mister beast
all they did
you know there's a quote is that there's nothing more dangerous than a man with
nothing left to lose
and if he already is felt like you know
everybody already they're not going to like me i'm not going to be able to
convince them to like me
bro this is the second phase yeah bro this could be the second phase unleash the real beast bro
villain arc i cannot wait to see what fucking happens man yeah mask off there's no pretending
anymore exactly read some of the comments here if you're actually against bigotry how can you
happily continue being business partners with logan paul after email and calif olemics bullshit
Because nobody gives a fuck.
I don't think he actually has any beliefs.
He just does whatever makes the number go up.
I agree.
That makes him not good personally.
Oh my god.
The thing is, right?
I mean, this is so fucking funny.
Big numbers, boys.
There you go.
The world is healing.
Oh, wow.
Well, Ava technically is a pedo.
So there's that.
Must be scary knowing that normal people are starting
to just not give a shit
about your weird left-wing social dog man.
anymore huh that's exactly what's happening oh they follow me they follow me
on Twitter and their bio is sorry I made you mad I promise I will be worse they
them uh-huh yeah yeah that's good we got a VIP this guy in chat holy fuck
it's funny we all shit on this but praise Kai for promoting even worse food I
I never shit on luncheley.
I never did.
Like, I memed on it.
I said it was funny.
But I tried it out.
And I even said, I said their pizza was better than the Lunchables pizza.
You didn't know. I didn't chat, did.
Yeah, I was fair. And this is the thing.
Is that you can go back, check the tapes.
I was one of the only ones who was fair.
That's it, you revered it fairly and it was shitty in some parts, but not all, absolutely.
Kites promoting McDonald's, Mr. Beast promoting a healthy version of Lunchables?
Sure, but people think chicken is more healthy than hamburger, right?
I mean, there's always going to be ways that people can delude themselves into thinking
things.
Also, McDonald's, at any turn that they possibly can, is going to say that they're
being healthy, right?
So yeah, they're both bad?
No, no, they're both good, actually.
uh eating okay so if eating meat is bad then why does meat taste good and why
have we evolved to eat meat oh that's right because it's not bad it's good
eating meat is fucking great eating it's unhealthy no it's not fake that's all
that's fake that's fake science bullshit don't listen to that the fuck
You gonna listen to that bullshit the fuck up. He's stupid. No, bro. Like, uh-uh, absolutely not. Anyway, so yes
I'm very glad to see mr. Beast just totally embracing it not giving a fuck not letting people like this hold them down
Being himself doing what he wants to do
I'm so glad to see this and I think that what's happening is that a lot of people on social media
They're coming to the realization that they don't matter and I think that is so fucking beautiful
They're realizing that it doesn't matter how many hate threads you make it doesn't matter how many likes your tweet gets
It doesn't matter how mad you are
Nobody gives a fuck
Thank God
Mr. Beast your renamed to the Beast. I like the sound of that. Yep. Absolutely
I don't like Mr. Beast, but this unironically makes me happy the internet is healing.
I think so too.
It absolutely is.
You're wrong about this.
Okay.
All right.
And do you remember what I said before about how if Mr. Beast never talked about this and
he acted like he didn't give a fuck, people would like him on social media?
And then the exact thing that I said happened is happening.
Man, isn't that crazy?
We didn't have all to eat canola oil or bean oils.
Deep fried fat food is awful and shut up.
Shut the hell, shut the fuck up.
I, look, what do you think I'm gonna, shut the, man, shut the fuck up.
Just stop.
Just shut, shut, like, I mean, look, the science, the science made the oils, then why can't
we eat them?
Deep fried is not all meat.
Yeah, nah, just shut the fuck up.
Like that's probably just like some liberal vegan that's in chat starting to cause trouble
and getting everybody mad over some fake science bullshit.
What's the six woke attributes in games, oh boy.
Why is writing women like men seen as a bad thing?
Because women aren't the same as men.
It's pretty simple.
That's crazy how people don't understand that.
What is going on?
What the hell is going on with some people, man?
Science made uranium?
Why can't I eat it?
I mean, that's not...
I mean, look.
You can.
I mean, you don't...
Because it doesn't taste good.
But does your uranium...
It doesn't taste good.
That's the thing, right?
Yeah.
You can eat it.
You can't eat it once anyway. I was gonna look at the that this uh, let me see. I'll refresh this shit real quick
You can't yeah, you can eat it once
So now why are you giving me toothbrush commercials?
Diabloer 4 has recently come out with an expansion. It's called the vessel of hatred. I
played the expansion I
Have not gone through the entire season and I haven't been able to self motivate myself to do it yet
Maybe at some point in the future I will
but so far I have not. Co-carnage, I'll watch this video talking about it.
Co-carnage here with another thoughts video this time on Diablo 4 Vessel of
Hatred. It's also, yeah, there's only one. It's also really important to note that
Vessel of Hatred was Blizzard's last chance at Diablo 4, okay? Just keep
that in mind. Diablo 4 Vessel of Hatred is an expansion to the base game
Diablo 4. When Diablo 4 came out, I was looking forward to it. There were a lot of cool promo
and materials for it. Some good looking cutscenes. So I said, you know what, Diablo 4, I'll give you
a try. Diablo 4 Base Game had a lot of problems, but what it didn't have was a story that I
disliked. I actually had a very good time with Diablo 4 Story. I think the story was okay,
but I didn't realize how bad the Diablo 4 Story was until I watched the cinematics for
with the Diablo 2 story.
It's like if you live in a world
and you only eat hamburgers,
you're gonna think hamburgers are good.
But the moment that you have a steak
and then you turn around and you look back at that hamburger,
you realize it can never be the same again.
Some really good cut scenes,
some incredible voice acting.
I felt like it was pretty good.
I had a good time like the whole time
in the Diablo 4 base game.
Definitely enough to the point
When they announced Vessel of Hatred, I was like, oh, yeah, I'm on board. I'm good. Let's go do the expansion
All right, you know if it has the same level of what I got from the base game. Yeah, we're good
Hopefully I went in saying maybe we'll get a little more. Maybe we're gonna get that you're gonna
Yeah, we did yeah
Diablo 4 Vessel of Hatred is is pretty much more of the same
Except it
It didn't have what I liked from the base game so the campaign sucked a big fat dick
That's what he's trying to try to say he try to be nice trying to say sucks big dicks
Massive dicks huge
Feel is the icing on the Diablo cake one one thing about Diablo is Diablo has always been the game
the cake. But then there's been this frosting on it that Blizzard has always
managed to do of cut scenes of world design of music. It has kind of made
that cake really attractive, at least for like one playthrough, right? Like there's
two different types of Diablo playthroughs. You've got like the people that do the
main story and enjoy the cinematics and enjoy the story, and then you have the
people that are just playing for the cake, the end game writers, the hardcore
players, those kind of guys. I am one of the first people. I played Diablo
for the story for the so he had a bad time because like so and like I've
watched some of the gameplay so the strongest build right now in Diablo
4 is a build where you just I guess you just spam spacebar this is the highest
single target spirit in the game wait no I'm sorry I'm looking at the wrong
video. I'm so sorry. Wrong one. Um, where do they go? Why do I keep getting tooth
cracks?
I want to show you the absolute most ridiculous God tier spirit born build I've ever seen.
So I just started playing. So it's like only the second day, but we're doing pretty good
here. We're Paragon 184. I don't have perfect gear at all. My don't have high master working.
I don't even have the right temperings on most of my pieces because they all work like always watch this
I'm not gonna press any of my skills by the way. None of them. This is torment three. Do you like?
Moving at the speed of light and auto one-shotting
Every single thing in the game
Well, this is what you can look forward to if you need to play this build all I am doing is
spamming evade
Just spamming evade and everything dies
He's not even doing anything to help you the centipede and the it's gonna help you do more damage the armor hide
Nobody knew you alive and it's also has functionality make you do more damage from one of this is the way the game is now
That's right. Yep
This is an obvious bug though what I'm saying is that the end game is
impressively stupid
It is. It is impressively stupid. Would you play this build? I probably will. Yes, if I play the game more, I will probably play that build because it's the best build for all that stuff.
Which is why it's a PoE enjoyer. I resent that. Here's the difference between Diablo 4 and PoE.
Being able to achieve that effect in PoE, like having Wardloop, is the accumulation of 70 hours of gameplay.
Being able to do it in Diablo 4 is just using two items at the same time.
The barrier to entry and the ability to activate gameplay like that is so easily accessible that it doesn't feel like it's earned.
That's the way I feel.
This game was pretty good.
However, I have to say that the expansion for me.
Going in with the expectations that I had was a very large letdown,
especially when you factor in the price.
Oh, how much? There wasn't.
There wasn't. There was a new class.
How much was it born, which I thought was OK.
I had an OK time with it.
If I were to play it again, I probably wouldn't pick the class.
It was he's a cool. It's a cool class.
That's $40. That's pretty fun.
There's some. Did they have early access for the expansion?
I mean, I assume they did right? No? Wow
Cool merc stuff, which may or may not have been a game already
I hadn't played since release and there's some other little mechanics in there that were nice
But I mean nothing that I would say is enough to to qualify the price tag now
What I thought would qualify the price tag. Yeah was more big awesome cutscenes right some really cool
story being told
Some great new characters
Yeah, that is not what I got from the expansion. Oh, oh
The dialogue writing is mostly okay, and I'm talking about
No, it's not
This is what the dialogue was in this game. Where's it? Where is it? Is this is this the one? Where is the galaxy gas?
Yeah, this is the dialogue this is the dialogue for the new expansion
Get ready!
Here I'll type it for you guys.
Oh.
Hit the wrong button!
This is the whole thing. This is the whole campaign right here.
That's it!
Yeah, we're kissing, here you come, I'm gonna...
Still better than the KSI song.
Anyway, so yeah, that's really the way I see it.
Half of the dialogue wasn't even words, it was just some bullshit.
The actual sentences the characters say to each other.
The voice acting is great.
The voice acting and the presentation, that's something that Blizzard has always done well.
The world is beautiful.
There were, I'd say, a couple cut scenes that definitely made me,
whoa, this is cool, but...
True. There were a couple of good ones. They had a cut. They did. They did. To be fair, they had a couple of good ones.
Far less than I thought. And there was also, and this is the part that that we really have to talk about, the overall writing of this expansion.
Brawl, how's he even thinking about this? It's obviously an upgrade. Put it on. Anyway.
is not good writing was he's writing of this expansion
is not
good
i opinion it's a fact
everybody knows it's a fact
what a quindu when he finished the campaign just can't can anybody do
anybody remember me about that
he on install the
the overall writing of this game is rather objectively
not go
and what do i mean by that
I mean that it's very clear there's been themes in previous Diablo's.
Yeah.
Like, you know, the fact that the world is dark, that everything is bad, that, you know,
it's okay if we're able to win, because we'll get them next time kind of stuff.
But in this expansion, I felt like they were playing in a lot of themes that I think
are more tropey to today's day and age, and they were leaning into them at times uncomfortably
hard.
And where I was just going like, this isn't Diablo, like this isn't Di-
Yes.
I just, this is co being nice.
It's not even one angel.
It's just like, I remember like when I finished the campaign,
I didn't even really like, I didn't even know what to do.
I didn't know, like I didn't really have like,
I didn't really like, I mean, I had no idea
like what like, I was just like, you know,
cause I had finished it and it was done.
I was like, there it is.
It just happened
It was also very
Land I kind of got the same feeling as I did in Pillars of Eternity's 2 story where I was just kind of like
Following along for a lot of the story kind of chasing someone and I kind of knew what was gonna happen the whole time until the end
Fair enough. They did mix it up at the end
But the big thing that I think that really stuck out to me is
You know
Good storytelling is a lie
It's a lie, okay?
And the lie has to be told well for you to believe it.
And if you believe, I see, yeah, you become invested.
Exactly.
It's unbelievable because of how stupid it is.
Why, how the fuck, how, how, all right, how the fuck does Eiru, this random fucking
guy, you get stabbed in the heart, he just resurrects you out of fucking nowhere.
And he got to believe in Mephisto.
You're going to believe the demon of hate?
He literally is a prime evil.
It's in his fucking name.
Like what is this?
But oh no, it's going to be okay.
No, no.
He's telling me the truth.
Oh, for sure.
And then, oh yeah, let's go ahead.
Let's not, we don't know, he's not going to tell us where he took the body.
All right, well let's torture him.
Well torture is bad.
Really?
Why is it that in every single dungeon, there are...
of the assets in the game are torture devices. Think about it, like half, look at everything,
there's all torture devices, but we can't torture him? Why can't we pull his fingernails
off? Why can't we stab him? We could poke him. You're telling me you can't do some
magic torture shit like in Infinity War? You're telling me you can't, why not?
a bunch of bull because we're the good guys so what I mean America was the
good guys and we have Guantanamo Bay right that's fine sometimes you got to do
what you gotta do that's life and when you're invested in a story yes you don't
really ask a lot of questions exactly because it makes sense what you're doing
you're engaged with it you're invested you're long for it makes sense
That's a big problem like a lot of story. It didn't make sense
Ride you bought the ticket. You took the ride. Yeah
I feel like a lot of Diablo games have gotten me invested
And they've got me invested to the point where I'm just like cool Diablo's back for a third time
Whatever story stuff music's beautiful like sure. Let's keep going. Sure. I'll kill you like let's go
But I feel like that in this last expansion in particular
This game has gotten to the point where
It's so assembly-lined that even though parts of the game have the focus that we've come to know and love
Yeah, other parts have really suffered and one of those parts is the writing the overall writing
It's because they can't write a good story
Like the original I'm gonna be honest
Wow, so the original story is that
So you've got the church and the demons
but
Get this
The church is actually the bad guys and
The demons is actually the good guys. What is going on?
How does this keep happening?
It's so fucking played out and boring
Where there are now like such giant gaps in terms of making areas immersive making areas look believable making areas look
Yeah, good that this is the first expansion I've played from a Diablo game where there were enough of those cracks that I stopped believing the lie of the story.
Oh,
And the problem there is when I realized when I started seeing the light through the cracks, the cracks were everywhere.
Yeah, yeah, you see the man behind the machine and then the immersion is lost. Yep.
Like everywhere
Like almost every little situation you'd come across you'd be like oh would this exist in real life?
How do the people that live here deal with this is just a realistic approach to this problem and the answer is almost no in every case, right?
Like it just it just becomes like completely unimmersive contrived and the whole thing feels lazy
And that's what happened to me about midway through this and I started really looking like the facade fell away
And I started looking at every encounter and every little event and I'm being like does this make sense
Does it make sense the characters are doing this? Does it make sense this place exists? Does it make sense? The answer is no
like
For a lot of it. It's just it just doesn't make sense. It's not immersive
It doesn't make sense that your character walked into a place that a thousand other people had tread and this thing happened to your
Character that other people had not had happened to them a million times like like you just keep the curtain
And that's what stinks, because I feel like good writing answers those questions you don't
know you have.
But I think the best example of this is Tolkien.
And also I think that Harry Potter does this as well is that good stories have layers
of complexity that make them better.
stories have layers of inconsistency that make them worse. It's the onion analogy again.
Like writing when it's just done on autopilot, like there's no connected myth. A good way to say it
is I feel like the beginning of Game of Thrones to the end of Game of Thrones,
where there is this real effort you can see being made to craft a believable awesome world.
And then you get to this point where you're just like, wait a second, what happened to that world?
Like what happened to that believable like, you know, you were making efforts things were
immersive and interesting. Like where's that? Because we're I think the real problem like
he's totally right about everything by the way, he's right about everything. The problem is
that Game of Thrones started diverging too much from the books. How many of you guys would
say that Game of Thrones I think season four was really good. And I think after season four
it started to get worse. There were really good episodes after that and there were some elements
of it that were very good after that, but in general the quality declined. The reason why that
happened is that it took George R. R. Martin years to write these books and to make everything make
sense and come together. What do you think the odds are that two random dumboes that didn't even
write the story in the first place are able to do even half as good of a job as him? Well,
I know what the odds are. They were 0% because it didn't happen. So there you go. And that's what
happens. And a lot of these people think that they can write these stories, but good writing is
actually, it's very hard to do. And I think that a lot of people, the other problem that I think
a lot of people have with good writing is that, let me think of a way to put this. I don't
I don't know how to say this in the right way.
LT, season five was really good.
Yeah, I think if you liked season five, that's fair.
I didn't think it was as good, but it was fine.
It was a decline, right?
And so season five was towards the top of that decline.
That's fine if you think that.
We are now is not there.
We're not there anymore.
I don't know exactly when we got to this point,
but we're not there.
So I'd love to see us return to that in games like this,
especially for players like me,
where again, I'm not playing Diablo for the numbers.
I'm not playing Diablo for the spreadsheets.
I'm playing Diablo to be told your story.
And I want you to lie to me.
And I want to be brought with that lie
all the way through your story,
believing it the whole time.
It's the people that make the stories are boring.
I think that's the problem.
They're boring and all of their ideas
of like trouble and like issues and problems are often times these like very contrived
and unrelatable things. And I think that that's one of the reasons why a lot of these modern
stories aren't very good is because they're written by theater kids that have never had
to experience any degree of hardship or frustration in their entire life or the
frustration that they have is like so compartmentalized that it's
unrelatable. And I think that's really what happens is that,
like, for example, like Tolkien wrote Lord of the Rings after he
was in World War One, right? And a lot of these stories are
written either with like a tremendous amount of care and
like thinking, or they're written as like a result of like a
very important life experience. It's about the delivery. Yeah,
exactly. It's because they keep trying to make Goku rip off.
know about that. Who the fuck plays an ARPG for the story? Well, I mean, here's the thing. A lot
of people really like the story in Diablo 2. A lot of people used to really like the Warcraft story
to act like it's weird that like people say that because like we would never say that back in the
day. Yeah, the story like the story made it even cooler. Like, yeah, the game is fun. But
But like the story was like that multiplier.
It's like, not only is it fun, but it also was bad ass.
Watch this.
It's like a gnarious and fucking, you know,
whatever, not a gnarious, imperious and diabolofighting.
It's really cool.
And this expansion did not do that for me.
There is enough failure points in the writing
to where the building collapsed.
Yeah.
And I really, really hope that the right people
make these decisions here this because man, do I hope they don't continue on this path.
We just need a couple really good writers to like oversee everything, make sure it all
connects, like go to each area, ask yourself.
It's never going to happen.
Once a studio loses that writing talent and once they try taking a soft modern approach
to storytelling, which I think Diablo does do because Blizzard does this and Diablo
was a product of Blizzard.
If you have an apple tree, you're going to get apples from it.
You're not going to get an orange and there's never going to be a watermelon that falls out
of that tree.
It's not going to happen.
It's done.
That's it.
It's not coming back.
I didn't come back with Diablo 3.
It was like already not great with Diablo 3.
And then Diablo 4 base story, I think, was very mediocre.
There were only like two or three good points in it.
The rest of it was stupid.
And I think Vessel of Hatred was about the same thing.
maybe one or two instead of two or three.
Is this believable? Does this make sense?
Like, just a little bit of extra, and then just fix it here and there.
Like, for instance, I will say this, and no, I'm not going to say this,
because I'm going to say it at the end of the Thoughts Video because it's a spoiler.
That's the end of this Thoughts Video.
This Thoughts Video was a little rambling,
and honestly, probably shows my age a little bit as well.
As I get older, I tend to pay more attention to things like is this immersive, is this?
I think that a lot of people care about it and they care about it in a way that they don't even really fully understand.
So I think that people see that this kind of stuff is bad, but they're not like actively experiencing it.
So what ends up happening is that they're like, oh yeah, you know, I just didn't really get into it.
And so people that are like younger don't like it, but they don't know why they don't like it.
It's not like people that are younger like it. It's just that they're not they don't have like that foundation to understand why I
Realize that too, but I will say that I don't feel anything. I've said is is inaccurate
And I and I before I said this video before I made this video
I did kind of make sure to check myself like don't don't go too far off script here
But yeah, I do I do feel like that that yeah, that is kind of the state that it was like that is that is kind of where we are
And yeah, and I hope that this isn't a sign of things to come and I hope we see a little bit more
Cogency
Inside the games, but on that note. I'm gonna go yell out some clouds
No, as always. I appreciate you watching this video the TLDR at the end of this rant is the expansion is okay. It's okay
It's not their best work. It's not my favorite expansion
I was really hoping for something better and it's it's not that great
But but it was not bad enough for me to swear it off
And I really do hope that we see them again focus a little bit more on the weaker aspects of the chain in the future
So anyway, thank you all so much for for watching. I hope you enjoyed this thoughts video
There will of course be more and I will see you then for them. Bye. Bye
There it is
Well, I completely agree with everything you said
Because the tension of this is important breaking that immersion destroys the experience. No, it's not that it doesn't make sense
Logically, it's that the message insists upon itself. Yeah, I think so and I just think that like the story I
Just don't really think that it was that interesting in a lot of cases and I don't really think it was great
I think that also a
Lot of people talk about the gameplay in the game
But I actually think that Diablo 4 at like a very basic combat level is an extremely messy game
That's not well designed
And what I mean by that is that there are times where your character will not be in circles and it will take damage
There are attack patterns that are not very well telegraphed
There are boss fights that don't really play very well
And I just think that in a lot of cases like so here's a good example of that. Who's the boss?
I know it's not a Rihandra
The boss fight in Diablo 4 expansion that you fight with like the different charging
shield guys or of our yet very of our fight Diablo for let me see if I can
pull this up and show you guys and we're gonna compare something okay all
right all right it's gonna teleport away because I ain't used to do the shield
thing I was gonna show the shield thing I think this guy's gonna kill him
off is gonna kill damn it I was hoping that I could see another version of
this okay maybe maybe we can just go with this one sorry guys I wanted there's a
transition that happens here and I want to compare it to something you guys can
pretty much assume what it's gonna be it's gonna be steering XR right okay
this build kind of sucks so let me see if it works here no it's not really
showing anything god damn it's okay well I could go and show my video here
Here we go. Okay, so you see how the knights are charging here?
You see this?
And you have to like avoid getting attacked there.
Okay? That's the first one.
Okay?
Now we're gonna get the second one.
You're ready?
Just wanna circle around a little bit.
I'm gonna put these up.
This is the same fundamental mechanic.
I should try to pull off this cliff.
Action!
That may be, but I am not alone.
This by the way is the end game music. It's not like this is like put on for like some bullshit. I
Hate those balls
Way fucking better
Easier to see cooler better dialogue
Everything is better and
It's like you look at how washed out. This is how hard it is to see what you need to avoid
It's just like this is what I was talking about about how the game is messy
It's just a messy game that's not well designed
And I think that this is the case with a lot of instances of stuff in Diablo 4
And I wish more people would notice that and talk about this more than they talk about like the story being bad or something like that
It's a shame. It really is. It's a huge shame. And so actually let me link you guys the co-carnage video
I just I just got them watching but like I I completely fucking agree with what he's saying about this. I really do and
The Maven fight is crazy. Yeah, but the Syrian ex-arch one
I think is the coolest. Most people don't play games. They they remain that wasting time. Yeah, I think so they mine rate is better than Diablo 4
Everybody well. Yeah, they mine is like a whole I mean like that's like a that's like a raid
So it's a little bit different pewee is way worse in that regard. You have to admit to that if you play pewee
of no idea what's going on. Yeah, but the thing is that most of the time, so here's the big difference,
is that the reason why you don't have any idea what's going on in PoE is because of how many
spell effects are happening at the same time and the, uh, like the spell effect interactions,
right? Because there's so much stuff happening. That's different. If you actually watch the
boss fight, and almost any boss fight in PoE, there is relatively good visuals. It's just that the
character and the way the characters are designed in that game make it harder to see everything.
Diablo 4 is different in this regard because Diablo 4 at a base level is less legible. PoE
could become less legible, but Diablo 4 starts that way. That's the difference. Now your eyes
must be going just like your teeth. This is so untrue. So you think that the visuals like I'm
okay. So let me let me let me read this. So so let me get this straight. You think that Diablo 4 has
like good boss visuals. And like there's good telegraphing. Yeah, because like I I don't think
so at all. I've literally never had an issue with seeing things. Okay, you didn't answer my
question do you think that it has good telegraphing or bad telegraphing because it's two different
things right he answered it no he said what his opinion was being able to overcome bad game design
doesn't make it good game design it's the same telegraphings as all these games do okay you
didn't answer my question again let me answer it let me ask you again do you think that diablo
four has good telegraphing for boss abilities it's a very simple question like just yes or no
We're gonna we're gonna figure this out. I think it's good. Okay. All right
Welcome to the beast in ice boss guide. This goes over where to find the beast in ice how to farm the materials to fight him
Easy to avoid
However, because each slash releases multiple crystals and each crystal releases multiple smaller shards the shards are
significantly harder to completely avoid
luckily getting him
Vice-Christy area easy to tune its lamp
So shouldn't round which also need to be avoided luckily this is very easily tell you think that's good
Think that looks like shit
It gets worse. So shouldn't be too challenging
You have a you have a character spell effect
That has the same color as the boss effects it gets better and last up. He'll do an occasional leap attack
This is by far where was it and last up? He'll do an occasional leap attack
This is by far the hardest to avoid because not only does he deal damage in a wide area
But again, he releases ice crystals with shatter releasing a lot of small shards and because of a ring of shards expands outwards
It can be incredibly difficult to avoid damage from this
However, I want to wait for another one ground and begin to channel causing a series of poor ice
This is awful or icy explosions targeted at your location
These explosions release five icy waves in a pentagonal formation.
Everything is white.
We avoid this time moving in an arc around the boss, and if you see one of the lines projected
under your character, adjust and move out of the effect.
Also if you have a source of...
No way for the attack.
But aside of that, there's also one other interesting thing for Phase 3, which is the
blizzard that clears up.
This is the best part.
I'm able to find plenty of opportunities to burst down.
Here we go.
During mid-intermissions, I can't really damage the boss, so I don't worry about it too much.
Instead, I just focus on dealing with the adds and avoiding getting knocked into the storm.
After the intermissions, when the boss becomes active again, I'll go back to beating on it and kill it in short order.
I'm sorry, but that's fine. You guys think that's fine?
Okay. I think it's garbage.
I think it's absolute garbage.
Yeah, it could be better. It's fine. I think it's total garbage.
You're proving my point? You're about eyes rotting? My eyes are rotting? No, I'm not like so and this is the problem that a lot of people have, right?
Is that you're turning this into being a personal attack. I beat this boss before. I beat Uber Lilith.
But the fight's bad. It's not about whether you can beat it or not. Like, I know that every time that we talk about video game difficulty,
People have to turn this into an ego thing.
That's not what we're talking about here.
It's about whether the visuals are easy and clear to see
and whether they're communicated to the player
in a way that makes sense.
I think that it's bad design to have a ground effect
that has the same color as the ground.
I think it's really annoying to have that happen.
I think that wow does the exact same thing.
So I'll give you a really good example of how bad this is in World of Warcraft.
Is that the last boss in Court of Stars got massively nerfed because they changed the color of a spell effect.
Remember it was the charge.
It's awful.
It's a blizzard thing. Yeah, it's absolutely awful.
He's an outlier. I like it. He likes it. No, I see that.
No, I just, I just, just create a way you say your points is so hilariously biased, because you said so, it's like, it's like content.
But man, you should talk a lot. Well, it's because I'm right about it.
Like I said it was bad in Legion, and it was the same thing. And then Blizzard finally changed it because I was right.
That's why they changed it. I think this is a huge issue.
Yeah, exactly um, I think that a lot of people and this is the big issue that a lot of people have is
That even if you'll disagree what you're talking about this compound further for people who actually do have eye conditions
Yeah, it makes it hard to see I
Like it too, but it's it's hard to see exactly it is
Good course ours is a good example of something from going from fine to pretty good. Yeah, exactly
POE also has voice line attacks for sound cues like Diablo all bosses are are mute
That's actually a really that is a crazy good point
Yeah, there are sound effect cues for for that
Yeah, imagine you're colorblind exactly and so like no, I think that this is an objective fact that these spell effects are terrible
It's crazy. It's like the same as uber Lilith like you'll get killed by waves and you're not in the wave visually
that you know why that happens it's because the game's bad it's that simple so
it's it's a very very simple policy if your character is not visually inside of
a mechanic it shouldn't take damage from that mechanic it's that simple yeah the
size is also not clear exactly I got pulled up before he's very combat of
chatter no no he's getting banned but I just wanted to say that like this is
keep blazing pewee and hitting diablo we clearly won't reach the middle ground no we won't
he's just a ship talking retard who's trying to make it a party he's trying to turn this into a
personal attack um as nothing to do with my personal opinion uh the reality is that these spell effects
are very badly done uh uber lulith is the exact same way like if you look at for example let's
look at another one um excuse me i'm not sure this is if this is after they change the
colors are not probably not um let me go ahead yeah so you look at these
circles here you have to run away from these watch this does he have to do any
of the mechanics here yeah he does wait a second um oh no he doesn't get any of
those give me a minute sorry I'm trying to find a special spell effect and show
you as an example okay yeah he's gonna be killing it slowly so we'll see the
mechanic okay I'm gonna wait fuck it didn't even show one version of it god
Damn it. Yeah, it's not happening. Give me a minute guys. I've got it. I'm gonna find it
I'm gonna find it. It's just taking me a couple of minutes. I apologize
Okay, this should probably be it
Take your time old man. Shut up. Okay. This should be it. You have to avoid these
Look at that
Look how fucking annoying that is to avoid
red balls on a red ground with red spell effects, which by the way, one of these singular things will one-shot you.
They're hard to see. It is awful. And Blizzard even acknowledged that it's awful because they changed them.
That's how fucking bad it was. And you can see how the color here, it is very easy to tell where they are.
I called this out. The moment that I did this, I said, this is garbage.
Their movie, they're easy to think. Blizzard disagreed.
They fixed it. They did.
This is a huge issue.
And I wish that people would be more focused on helping games become better
rather than trying to stroke their own ego about being able to overcome bad fights.
I see this happen all of the time.
People that are garbage people that are not even garbage people that they want games to be garbage
So they can feel good about beating them
It's so fucking annoying being able to overcome bad game design does not make it good game design
And I wish more people realized that it's boring as hell. It's so fucking annoying
One thing you see in the video and everything is playing say yeah
It's it's easy to watch something and be like, oh, how did you get hit by that?
But when you actually have somebody who's playing the game at like in real time, then yeah, it's going to be a totally different situation
I think that's the case for a lot of things like this
The problem is that the hardcore gamers with no lives take pride in beating shit mechanics and 95 percent of gamers that don't waste their life
Want a game that's enjoyable?
Well, like the thing is that there are a lot of games that are very hard
but the difficulty of the game doesn't come from visibility like I don't think
that it's crazy for me to say that I think visibility being a difficulty factor
in games is bad I think it's very true you know Cripple and what I don't know
but the Alcana bro look at the snow visibility is bad yeah exactly I don't
agree with you I think pewee visuals are overall worse but some of the bosses
like XR current same well here's the difference right I guess I can just
say it again like I don't know how many times I want to say it here but um it's
very obvious that like some of the things in POE are problematic but the
problematic visibility issues that POE has are generally an outcome of the
they're generally an outcome of the player spell effects and the spell
effects in the game at a baseline are okay that's what the difference is like
Like Diablo let a baseline is bad, PoE at a baseline is not bad and you make it bad,
which to be fair is also bad and they should fix that, however, that's different.
So apparently Minecraft, as no surprise to anyone, the kids content is insane.
I find it to be very funny that the meme the kids yearn for the coal mines has actually
turned out to be true, but instead of it being coal mines it's just minecraft.
Little disclaimer for YouTube.
Here we go again.
YouTube kids.
Oh boy.
Oh boy.
My favorite kids content is among some of the most popular and profitable niches on
the YouTube platform and has been ever since the game came out.
It's what I and probably you if you're watching this video consumed in some capacity growing
up.
did not I was too old or somewhere along the way things change and what once was a community
filled with wholesome youtubers mostly who made their content with good morals and intentions
in mind has now been almost come that's on youtube kids are you kidding me completely overrun
by selfish vultures who abuse this niche daily oh my low effort mind-numbing slop content
that constant-
adopted by 100 TV women and microwave sisters in Minecraft?
What the fuck?
It personally exposes their viewers to all sorts of-
What the hell is going on?
...and sexually suggestive imagery for a few extra clicks.
The fuck?
All of this was covered in my previous video on the subject.
However, what I didn't mention was that I left a lot of things out in that video.
What?
Disgusting, harrowing things that probably would have gotten my channel completely demonetized,
but after seeing the overwhelming support for my last video and the infinite amount of people
commenting their personal, horrifying stories with this content, I feel obligated to get to the
bottom of this rabbit hole. A rabbit hole worse than you and I could have ever imagined.
By the way, I think Minecraft kids con- I think it's kids content in general.
It's just that Minecraft is a really popular kids game.
So a lot of people use Minecraft as a way to get kids involved with it.
So, like, I think that kids are.
Intrigued by, like, really weird stuff.
And I think that the.
Like, usually, like a parent kind of guides the kid into not getting
like involved with that weird stuff.
But like, I think on YouTube,
They're trying to do the exact opposite. What parent? Or the parent's the YouTuber now?
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Yeah.
The video you just watched is from a channel called Aphmau.
Aphmau is one of the many content creators on this platform who makes Minecraft videos specifically catered towards a very young audience.
Upon first glance, this content might seem pretty cringe-worthy
Get you know, uh uh uh that furries...
That fur is...
Look!
I was originally gonna make this comparison to the Minecraft YouTubers I watched growing up, but honestly, it's specially compared to them.
This content is very hard to watch, but there's still one reason all of these channels...
Look at this, colors of the rainbow.
...Old and new, have stuck to and continue to try out, family-friendly orientated Minecraft content.
and money, while you and I may never watch an AfBow video in our lives, there's clearly
a massive younger audience for it, not necessarily on YouTube, but rather its subsidiary app, YouTube
Kids.
In a sense it's done back in 2021.
And kids like weird content.
That's the other thing that like I have to emphasize.
They're looking for weird stuff and like things that are kind of like as edgy as
possible.
So that's why they're drawn to this content.
We all did, yeah, yeah, 100%.
I've sold with children under the age of five.
Kids are fucking weird.
Yeah, they are.
Of course.
And in 2023, it was reported that YouTube kids
had over 600 million individual downloads.
What does that mean?
Going exponentially each year.
Unfortunately, it's becoming increasingly common nowadays
for newer parents to rely on apps like this
as a way to keep their child entertained
without having to put in any actual effort.
That's how you have Coco Melon kids
that have an attention span of one second.
Sit and watch hours of content unsupervised.
Zombies.
And the guys said it's a completely safe way
for them to consume content.
And the result, channels like Athnau
earning almost half a billion.
That's fucking insane, 388 million.
Like most months for my channel,
we get around 100 million.
And that's still a lot.
388 million, what the fuck?
And they're down 66 million from last month
Views in millions of dollars each month fortunately for us. Athmao is one of the better examples out of the skolnish
She does things by the books and aside from it being a little cringy their content is
Educational suitable and safe for kids. That's good. Athmao's school on the other hand is absolutely
unacceptable
They too make Minecraft related videos targeted towards children
Okay, however the methods in which they gain their views are a little different
Instead of building a reliable and trustworthy brand yeah parents and the young viewers who watch and trust right they resort to
Imitating an already well-known all wrong. Oh what?
What oh?
My god
boy
The family-friendly content creator and uploading content that uses their original characters in all sorts of sexually suggestive or straight-up violent ways
What the fuck becomes mermaid prank crazy doctor where he's cutting somebody up?
Sad story was kidnapped with a saw
For his lava
robbing a bank. Oh
I'm just reading some of these
Afna became pregnant
This is, yeah, yeah, this, this is a lot.
...ways for shock value in order to get more clicks.
This manipulative strategy tricks the YouTube out...
...ten friends on one pet block in Minecraft, uh-huh.
...and to recommend them alongside videos of the real content creator and personating,
sometimes results...
See, wait, Aphmau became Wanted Criminal Challenge and they have...
...she's putting nine million views?
...thing in these fake videos gaining millions more views than the original.
I mean this channel alone has made roughly over a hundred thousand dollars in just a short year and a half they've been posting content.
They also have a hundred and eighteen thousand subscribers, which is more than me, so, uh, please subscribe.
And of course, Athma School is just one small example of the many perpetrators who make money this way.
Well, this was the whole Elcigate thing, when this happened,
because there are a bunch of really creepy weird frozen videos
that were super popular in kids.
And like, yeah, this is the same thing.
It's just been changed.
Very much every Minecraft kiddie degree you could think of
has won, if not multiple,
of these garbage-filled impersonation channels
made using their brand,
all of which are individually made
with the sole purpose of generating insane amounts of money,
inadvertently exposing a plethora of discussing
and impoverished themes in their content
to millions of unexpected children, included, but not limited to.
Yeah.
I just afmal escape from girl apocalypse challenge.
And it's her with these big boobs and an AK-47 and these other ones dressed up like.
Sexueless childbirth core medical procedures.
Wait, wait, wait, they're suicide videos?
Why JJ and Mikey hanged themselves? Bro, this is for kids?
I- I- I- I- uh-
What the fuck?
Aphmau and her baby- sexual-
And this has over 100,000 views!
She didn't mark- what the fuck?
We just tied you to the bed, just don't shout and everything will be fine.
We're going to the girl's house, we knock them out and then tie them to the bed!
This is, like, shocking. Wow.
But like I said, I've already discussed this before in my previous video. However, what
I was very stupid to neglect at the time was that long-form video isn't the only form
of media I was able to consume on this platform, with the other obviously being YouTube shorts
to which I've come to learn not only has all of the same problems, but for a myriad
of reasons, is actually so much worse.
How?
By doing as little as searching up Minecraft in the YouTube search bar, we can find a plethora
of different channels posting these quote-unquote Minecraft-
No.
Steve, I'm stuck.
And poor zombie girl, but happy ending?
Guys.
Yeah.
This is-
Look at the nations in the shorts tab.
20 million preview images that, if left on sensor, could-
Look at this.
probably get this video demonetized and all oh my this only has two views but
still baby noob draws a fake hole 130 million views with tens sometimes
hundreds of millions of views each the main difference between anything I've
talked about in the past and these quote-unquote Minecraft animation shorts
is the way in which the content gets recommended to viewers.
As mentioned previously, the most common strategy for these fake, quote-unquote,
family-friendly channels to lure in new viewers
is to create the most shocking and attention-grabbing title and thumbnail they can.
Of course.
Whether that be by using gruesome, violent, or sexually-suggestive imagery.
That's insane. How do you...
How does this get on you...
How does this get on YouTube, kids?
That's... Like, what the fuck?
The fuck?
...in comparison to other videos, subsequently resulting in more clicks, more views, and more
money.
After all, that's the only reason they even exist in the first place.
Yeah, of course.
However, YouTube shorts work a little differently.
Since YouTube limits their shorts to a maximum length of only 60 seconds, as well as having
no support for custom thumbnails, these channels instead lure the viewers in with
the actual content of the video.
And yeah, very quickly, it becomes apparent that these quote-unquote animations are
or just straight soft-core music.
And look, by the way, 1.1 million upvotes.
That means this video, like if you've got a million upduits,
that means this is like a multi-million view video.
This is massive.
Making Minecraft to mask itself
as standard for the content to bypass
the YouTube Kids algorithm.
Oh my God.
Like I said, tens, sometimes hundreds of million views.
26 million views.
that these channels specifically abuse the system
and take advantage of the way YouTube Shorts are set up.
Everyone knows that YouTube Shorts
has this sort of boom scroll slash infinite scroll interface,
where instead of giving the viewer
a bunch of random recommendations
and allowing them to specifically choose
what kind of content they want to see,
the app practically just shoves a bunch of random videos
in the viewer's face with their choice,
and no matter how much they might not be interested,
they will always watch at least a small portion of it
before scrolling away.
Channels like 113 know this and that's why they made sure to put Minecraft characters that look like this in the very first second of each video.
It's not even like they're trying to hide it.
This channel, Alex and Sieb anime...
... which has 5.3 million subscribers and over 1.6 billion views.
Not only does the exact same thing, but they also have a direct link to a Patreon account that creates fully MSFW drawings and videos accessible.
This video's not even halfway over.
This is crazy like how? How is this it's not even halfway done? Oh my god
By anybody with just one click the craziest thing is this isn't even the first time someone's spoken out about this issue
Yeah, a handful of creators have already made similar videos both the illegal Minecraft videos YouTube won't take down
Monster school
Baby monsters love challenge. This is
YouTube on this massive problem, as well as encouraging their audience to mass report any bad channels they've mentioned.
But every time, YouTube manually demonetizes and shadowbans the video on the algorithm.
Yeah.
Specifically for showcasing clips of all the nasty things these channels upload.
And by the way, look at the views on this shit.
This is crazy, and look how fast it's going up in a lot of these cases.
They're popping off like crazy.
In fact, friend of the channel and fellow YouTuber, Mr. Epic uploaded two separate videos
calling out these channels to YouTube, while taking the extra step to manually blur and
censor anything that might be considered non-advertiser friendly.
Yet still, despite his best efforts, both videos will get monetized.
All the while, the original content that was being used in his video and all of the
channels related to it are not only still active, but continue to remain fully monetized
as well.
How does this happen I this is insane
I'm just wondering what happened with those two videos that got demonetized
Can you kind of explain the situation around that first one which I uploaded last year that one was
After about in two days interestingly what happened was rather than the video just outright being like a stop being pushed and stopping showed
It actually like to this weird thing. I haven't seen before where like intentionally blurred the thumbnail and it's in that
But I was like, oh well that sucks. No, I want to see it. What's the what's it called?
Want to see it. I want to see if that's happening
Minecraft starker for Abathol. Okay, so it's not blurred at least on mine
I don't know. Maybe it's bored on somebody else's it's not on mine. It could have been changed
Oh, that sucks the second video I then uploaded which was only a few months ago now
I was a lot more careful like I went out of my way to censor it even more interestingly this time
I actually got more information because I had like a partner manager
I got around the time and he gave me an update saying that basically it was the thumbnail once again despite me
Obviously censoring it more than the original fun
But also this one two second clip of like I need to know what characters they are
They're like some weird like kids characters in like a somewhat provocative looking position from another YouTube video
And that was basically it.
And this was after a human reviewer plus my partner
managed to get it on age restricted
and nothing could change, so yeah.
And at this point, you may be wondering.
It's like I wouldn't have a problem with that
if YouTube was also demonetizing the other ones.
I think what's so crazy about it is that this happens
and then YouTube doesn't do anything about it
or even more than not doing something about it,
they effectively kill the content of people
are trying to talk about it and draw attention to it. That's what the issue is more than anything.
It's not one thing, it's like all that put together. I'm sorry. I'm back. I'm back.
I'm back.
Why? Why would YouTube, despite obviously having the resources and ability to do so, still
not take any action to fix this glaring issue with YouTube and YouTube kids, but at the
same time actively silence anyone who decides to speak out and make a video about it?
Well, we can't be certain, but my personal theory is that YouTube has been aware of it the whole time.
I don't know!
Like...
I mean, think about it.
These channels generate billions of views and, by proxy, an unfathomable amount of money.
This revenue is generated entirely from the money advertisers.
I don't agree with this.
The reason why is that...
If you look at, like, for example, Elsa Gate or, like, other advertiser adpocalypse situations,
I think that allowing this to happen and then if people draw enough attention to it, everybody gets mad.
I think it's damaging more in the long run. I do. I think it's damaging. Like, yeah,
they might be making money short-term, but the long-term damage that it does to advertisers
is probably like infinitely more pay to have their ads displayed on these videos which honestly
can be a problem in itself i'm sure apple would be just delighted to know that their ad is getting
placed on a video and where a popular children's character gets buried alive like what youtube
splits this ad revenue with i mean look apple has the yeah why would apple apple wouldn't
want to have that happen apple wants those children making those phones yeah why are you
you burying the kid? Put him back in the sweatshop! Of course Apple'd be angry about that!
Creator, giving 55% of the share to them and keeping 45% for themselves, once you start
to factor in the hundreds of other channels uploading the same inappropriate content
that simply haven't been documented yet, most likely thousands if we include the
accounts outside of-
This is nuts. This is bro, this is crazy.
Like, these kids are getting spawn camped into being furries.
Like, this is, yeah, this is crazy.
The Minecraft page posting the same, if not even worse, content with other Well-known characters.
You can start to paint the picture of why YouTube periodically might want to turn a blind eye.
It makes up a small but notable chunk of their revenue each year.
It YouTube dies, throwing all morals, ethics, and damage this content is infecting
and the millions of children who use this platform every single day,
getting rid of it means that YouTube would be passing up a significant amount of money
and we all know they would never do that.
YouTube ads are getting worse, so YouTube is testing server-side ads on YouTube.
Which means that instead of using an ad blocker on YouTube to bypass
the annoying ad that you get, you're gonna be forced to watch it.
So instead, they decide-
Well this is the problem is that ad blockers are getting harder to use
and also ads are getting more deceptive and bad.
So you have all kinds of scam ads constantly now.
It's insane.
There are a lot of OnlyFans girls doing
try on hauls and body paint videos,
basically being naked,
putting a disclaimer that it's for educational purposes.
I don't have a problem with people
putting that content on YouTube,
as long as it's age restricted.
I don't, like, it's not a big deal to me,
but I think that like making content
that's tailored towards kids is the issue.
Like, let's not try to like confuse the two things.
Like making sexualized Minecraft content on YouTube kids
for the target audience of five year olds
is very different than a girl that does only fans
putting on clothes in an age restricted video.
This is totally different.
It's taking much easier route
of ignoring the problem for as long as possible,
knowing they have plausible deniability
They could just blame their algorithm or something like that. Yeah, sure
We had no idea this was such a big problem
It's just an issue with our album and quietly raking massive amounts of money while
Simultaneously silencing individual creators who make videos attempting to expose and raise awareness about this issue
Yeah, I think fortunately we are much smaller and easier target to deal with my my video
It's just like more sensitive than the ones online are getting flagged and the human reviewer is saying that hey
This is not appropriate. We can't have this in power
Yeah, exactly channel is allowed to exist, right? It's there's no logic, right?
Exactly. It's like how is it that so if it if a thumbnail of this channel's content can't exist on YouTube
Then how can the video that the thumbnail is from exist?
It's common sense
They need to fix their human review system and either allow my content or they need to block other content
Yeah, exactly. I'm increasingly sensitive right like I can't be with me in middle ground
Where somehow my videos are being censored yet the other ones are not
Yeah. In my previous video, I touched on the proven and lasting side of things.
This is what I was saying before, by the way, like, I don't want to, like, dog on furries
too much, you know, pun not intended. But I really do think that there are furries that
try to, like, trojan horse their type of fetish into content for underage people.
And I think that it's really problematic.
It's super, super, super problematic.
And I think that the adult furry community needs to do a better job at pushing that out
of the furry community.
Because it makes everybody think that they're like that.
Really really bad.
This content from such a young age can do to an individual in the long term.
They are.
I've seen some that are.
Which is good.
The primary target of both YouTube kids and these channels are in the most formative years of life
Everything they do learn and consume in these years play a huge part into shaping the type of person
They'll be for the rest of their lives
This is why traditional kids programming such as PBS kids always ends with a positive
Educational and age-appropriate lesson being learned
It's because all shows on the network are specifically designed to support a child's development in these crucial years and promote healthy
Positive behavior as seen in their official educational guidelines. I'm okay with content being just entertainment for kids
Like it doesn't have to be like teaching them about Africa or something like that in my opinion
Like you can have throwaway trash kids content, but
It's just like the the like the weird like
You know like a Minecraft school shooting and this is a kids video like what the fuck
It's like a, you know, like BDSM and this is like a target audience of kids.
What the fuck?
That's the problem.
You know what platform isn't properly regulated and is quickly becoming more popular than
traditional programming, YouTube and YouTube kids?
Studies show that children exposed to violent and suggestive media at such a young age
can develop lasting trauma and create serious damage to the development of the brain.
Well it's a mental distortion.
I think that a really good example of this, this is obviously an extreme example, but I
think that it goes to show it's like, you know, for example, if you, if you like, I don't
know, like, if you're growing a tree and then like at the very beginning, you put like
something in the tree, so the tree has to grow sideways, the tree will keep growing
sideways even if you move the thing away.
So think about that tree 10 years from then, that's a really, really fucking
sideways tree, right? Bonsai trees are done like this, for example, right? And so that I think is
exactly what's happening here is that kids get distorted when they're young and it fucks their
head up in a long period of time. I think a good example of this is that a lot of kids that turn
into adults that are molesters were molested as kids. So it's like a cycle of abuse that
happens and I think that this is the same thing it's just on a much lower scale
exactly what's reflected in the comments of my last video ever since I was nine
I've been exposed to sexual content on YouTube and ever since then my life has
gone a lot worse keep getting random headaches and can't hold us on one thing
for more than 60 minutes at a time I've also had a lot of memory losses due
to this content but sadly developed a much better video
He developed a severe infection. It took him months to stop.
When I was little, a bunch of these Minecraft and LCD videos popped up,
and from then, for eight years, I had a kind of like...
A kid?
...who was exposed to this.
This is an extremely big problem.
I was like, I wish this really affected me.
What? That's what?
This is a mine, bro. I used to watch this.
Tandy's given me horrible trauma, and got me addicted to it.
Jesus Christ!
And YouTube back in 2016 and 2016,
He's like, 12?
...in such a big way.
I struggled with so much depression,
and being exposed to so much vile content,
really my perception on myself
and how I actually purchased them.
And I've lost a lot of my most important years
and lessons where I shouldn't have been properly taught
about that stuff when I was ready.
I mean, like I would say that for me,
like growing up, did we watch a lot of this stuff?
I think that whenever I was like a little, little kid,
like 10 and under, absolutely not because we couldn't.
Right? Like I'm 34.
So the internet came out really
it got popular from like 99 2001 and like we got the internet right away so as soon as we could though
we were immediately looking at weird shit on the internet like at age like 11 like we were looking
at all like anything weird or anything bad on the internet we were absolutely looking at it.
In their official blog post from February 2021, YouTube announced that YouTube
had over 35 million weekly users.
Since then, the app has almost doubled
its total number of downloads.
So if we do a little bit of math here,
accounting for both of these numbers
and other things like trends
and higher user engagement,
this means that every day,
the estimated 70 to 80 million users of this platform
have a good chance of being exposed
to these kinds of videos and then having to deal.
And it would also logically make sense
that 70 to 80% of those people,
or not 70 to 80 million of those people,
those all would be kids, right?
I'm pretty sure there aren't a whole lot of adults
that are downloading YouTube kids
in order to watch as adults
unless they're doing it for their kids.
Altering long lasting effects as a result.
Yeah.
At first glance, people might point the blame
at the individuals running these disgusting channels.
Well, it's really, I mean, it's everybody's fault.
Like it's not like there's,
like it's the channel's fault,
it's YouTube's fault, it's the parent's fault,
it's all their faults
like that that's the truth like you and and if you have one thing
and you have the other things it's like it's gonna go away you have to get rid
of all of them you have to like you know work towards fixing it from like
multiple directions
definitely the kids faults to
i mean i i i i i i would really blame an eight-year-old for what they're
doing right
like i mean we're not talking about like fourteen right fit like a fifteen
year-old knows what they're doing right
like an eight-year-old doesn't
7 while they are definitely at fault here
I believe it's actually YouTube that should be held the most responsible on any social media platform
There were I agree with that too by the way because YouTube can change it like you're always going to have people that will take advantage of a system and
Use it in an unethical way, but if YouTube is allowing it to happen then it's effectively their fault
Is be malicious people looking to exploit the system for their own personal gain
However, as long as the platform is aware of this and actively tries to fix and prevent those
efforts from happening, then the situation can be managed effectively.
However, YouTube hasn't exactly had the best track record of doing that.
In 2017, parents began to complain that strange videos were popping up.
This was the Elsa shit.
Look at this.
There's a channel called Candy Monster that posts weird My Little Pony cartoons with
Thumbnails such as cartoon characters kissing being run over by cars and having their legs pulled off
Yeah
These videos are great in my trending page. They seem to be aimed at young kids, but they're super creepy and disturbing
These videos almost always use what are otherwise household family-friendly characters such as spider-man and Elsa
Doing a variety of blatantly inappropriate or disturbing things
But tag in such a way as to circumvent YouTube's child safety algorithms and appear on the home page of YouTube kids
That's the problem
This phenomenon could not come unnoticed as more and more of these channels begin to pop up all with hundreds of
Seven billion fucking views. Holy shit. That's more than me. Oh
My god
That's crazy of concerned parents complaining and demanding a fix for YouTube began to significantly increase
Eventually, this disturbing trend would catch the attention of majors in politics, who would
also have been to raise their alarm bells via a bunch of extremely well-written articles.
If you ever let your child watch YouTube videos, we have got a warning for you, so people are
creating disturbing cartoons, making them appear kid-friendly, only to get your children
to watch inappropriate content.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
YouTube did almost nothing to fix the situation.
Until November 27th of that year,
when in a Buzzfeed article,
YouTube finally announced they were cracking down
on the problem, removing over 150,000
of these integrated videos
and demonetizing over two million more.
Jesus!
At this announcement, while positive
and overall a pretty big win for the platform,
just so happened to occur only three days
after a bunch of major brands and advertisers
had pulled out due to the entire scandal.
They don't this is I I really hope like when is when are people going to realize that these companies don't care about them?
When are people going to realize that you shouldn't be like breathing a sigh of relief?
Thank God my gender identity has been confirmed by this company
The company does not care about your gender unless your gender is USD
Like it's so fucking obvious
We can't do anything the problem is that I think a lot of people trust companies
To do anything other than making money
Like every single company will do this basically right pretty much every single one of them like that's just what happens
Years later would also get fine. I don't want to get me on make a board shows on the FTC
Is that it partially for having such a glaring issue?
What's a mega portion kids content and child safety rules?
I don't know about YouTube kids and find out also update their guidelines to ban any inappropriate use of family entertainment
characters and also implement a brand new labeling system forcing creative and by the way the reason why they did family
Entertainment characters is not because YouTube cares about it. Probably it's because YouTube is worried about getting sued by the people who own the
intellectual copyright of those different things
things. Like Elsa, like they don't want to get sued by Disney.
Aside, whether or not their videos are made for kids, if a video is determined to be made
for kids, it will lose a majority of features that normal videos have, such as the comment
section, and most importantly, personalized ads and a majority of ad revenue. But if
that's the case, then...
The reason why that is too, by the way, is there's a separate thing in the United
States. I think it's called COPPA, where companies are legally unable to file and like track behavior
and users that are under the age of 13. So again, I want to let you know that like,
this is what I said before, right? Is that the law says jump, YouTube says how high?
The law absolutely controls this. How are these channels? It's not like they're doing it out
The goodness of their heart able to make so much money and the answer is about as simple as it is aggravating
To be honest
It really doesn't matter what option the creator chooses as both types of content even once specifically marked as a knot for kids
actively get
Recommended through the YouTube kids app as long as the video looks family friendly enough in the eyes of the algorithm by loading up
The thumbnail with a bunch of bright colors and swapping out any potentially dangerous words like
Frank or with love curse it will get right love curse
Bro, this is sick. Oh
My god, just the same and there's a really easy way to prove this that you can do yourself
Just go to literally any of the channels I've mentioned so far
No on a random video and take a look at the engagement on the actual video for example this video has
213,000 yet only 1100 likes and only 40 comments
You know what? That is such a great argument.
He's basically saying that this is proof that it's being recommended through YouTube Kids
because of the ratio of likes and comments.
Absolutely. Great fucking point.
This is because when you watch a video on YouTube Kids
it doesn't have any of the extra buttons or features.
It only allows you to watch the video.
But since the video is still coming from YouTube, it still counts as a view.
And the only engagement that's actually getting left on the video is from other kids using the regular YouTube app
Probably using their parents account. That's right. It's pretty easy to tell by the quality of the calm
Yeah, how funny how even though YouTube implemented these supposed changes to make the platform safer
It appears it's now easier than ever to run one of these content farms
You know the simple editing style low production costs hell even the recent developments in AI technology
specifically for voice lines and text-to-speech, it's no problem for a single person with no moral
compass and enough free time to start operating a network of these channels pumping out...
And I think also another problem is that a lot of the people that are doing this are probably
doing it in countries like India, right? They're doing it in China or like Russia. So even if you
try to like hold these people accountable, it's really hard to do that because of international
laws so it's like like yeah you can say oh well let's arrest these people okay
well how are you gonna arrest the guy that lives in india it's really hard to
do
all while facing absolutely zero public repercussion or backlash remaining
completely anonymous in other words it's the perfect crime
of course but they're forming so much money
because my understanding is and this is not like i don't really know this
because I haven't done it myself, but my understanding is that YouTube kids like you know like view
for view dollar for dollar makes a lot more money than like adult YouTube.
Like it just does, it makes way more money.
And explore a rather outlandish question, what if the owner actually wants to be found?
This is Neil.
For the sake of Anonymous obviously not his real name, but as you can probably guess
Yes, by now, Neil makes a living by owning and operating one of these Minecraft kids
content farms.
However, for many reasons we'll dive into shortly, they might just be the worst of
the worst.
No.
Because it's one thing to upload this disgusting content with the goal of monetary gain.
But what's even more worrying and truly vile is owning channels like these than
trying to communicate with your audience and lure them off the site.
Who could have guessed?
Of course.
Yep.
Last year, on January 26th, a YouTuber named Habik uploaded a video showcasing his discovery of a very strange set of channels which impersonate characters from the amazing digital circus.
A very popular children's animated series on YouTube, which, for whatever reason, has absolutely taken off and garnered over half a billion views in just a-
Oh my fucking god. That's insane.
The first two full length episodes,
it's just another example of these channels
exploiting familiar and trusted family friendly
character reviews, and tricking children into
watching content that is all but family friendly.
Let's take a quick look at what Neil thinks
is acceptable to post.
This is vile.
This is...
This is insane. Not even SpongeBob. Yes. It's... oh my god. It's an hour long.
And it's like, you know what the worst thing is? Every single one of these are
non-consensual. Every single one. This is crazy.
One kind of is this okay. This is oh my this is wow
I wonder what it's like, you know like I mean
I don't really have like a lot of family members that have like younger kids around this age
But like if I knew them like anytime this sounds weird
Anytime that I talked to a kid. I interrogate the fuck out of them. I asked them
I'm like, okay, like I asked them math questions. Like, you know what math is when did World War two happen?
Like what do you do for fun?
Like do you guys go out and play with like sticks and go in the woods? Like I asked them because I'm like
Well, like what what is it like, right? What's the experience? How do you like? How do you live now because I'm curious?
I'm very curious. Oh
my god, I
Don't know how to ask a question like this to know whether this is true without it seeming just like it being super
inappropriate to ask an actual kid, right? But like, what the fuck? What the fuck? Don't know.
I'd ask their parents, honestly, like, I'm getting to that age, right? And so, yeah, I
could just ask the parents because they're the ones that I went to high school with. But anyway,
this is insane. Every single thumbnail, every single video on all of these channels completely
violate YouTube's content guidelines. In his video, the beat discovered that both of these
channels advertised a link which invited anybody who clicked on it the ability to directly message
Neil on Telegram. I'm shocked. You shouldn't be. Uh, messaging platform infamous for its
overwhelming focus on privacy with messages sent over there having end to end encryption
and being, for the most part, completely matraceable.
There, some time after the Beaks video was posted, the owner suddenly removed these telegram
links and changed a contact email for both of the Palmney and Jack's channels.
Interesting.
Now, I'm not trying to assume the worst here, but I really can't find a reasonable
explanation as to why an owner of multiple channels which make over-sexualized Minecraft
content targeted towards very young children would ever need to include a direct messaging
feature in their about me section.
And more importantly, why would they feel the need to delete the telegram link almost
immediately after being exposed about it. While assumptions can be made, we may never
truly know the answer. I was still pretty curious about this Neo guy though, so I did a bit more
digging around. Eventually I had the idea to paste the channel's original email address
into the YouTube search bar, which brought me to a whole bunch more of these channels
that he owned, impersonating even more YouTubers like Athmao and Mizen. Then I
decided to try the same tactic with this new email, and found yet another imperson-
Oh god.
Nation channel he owned which contains another sketchy link.
This time leading to a Ko-fi page that sells NSFW content of their characters.
Which of course comes with another direct messaging.
Endless love Charlie? I uh...
Feature.
And just to confirm that despite all the changes these channels are still owned by the same person.
They both use the exact same AI text-to-speech voices and music in their videos.
Pomni, please! Lather up with the washcloth and also this part of my back.
Okay, Jax, but you're already very clean!
You have no idea how long I've been waiting for this.
Jump onto my bed and strip off all your clothes!
The thumbnail's all... oh my god... it...
I feel like being a kid nowadays...
It's like playing like an expert level Mario Maker level.
It's insane!
Like you're cooked, yes!
Have the exact same very specific art style as if, you know, they were commissioned by the
same artist.
Imagine that.
The titles are all very similar, often using the same set of keywords across all channels,
like what is he planning, and what is he up to.
What are they?
Oh!
So all of the channels were created roughly around the same time, in mid to late 2020.
It's a common theme for all of these YouTube automation people and content platforms to
start all of their channels at once.
And that's exactly what happened here, with the Jax and Hasman Hotel channel even
How convenient.
I'm sure these are all just a series of interesting coincidences that just happen to occur at the
same time.
Wow.
that interesting. I also like I really have to emphasize again that every single one of
these is non consensual. Like I think that really makes it a lot worse. It's weird, man.
Messaging features nothing is essential with kids. Oh, I'm not saying it's with well
It's not it's not the characters aren't kids. I don't think right
I feel like they're not kids like they're like adult characters or at least like they have like a you know
like an adult body kind of so I
Don't know man. Some of them are right some of them are Bob. I'm saying like in general
Like of course, but like it's like even beyond that
that.
A long-reputed negligence of YouTube and the result of it all is the potential danger and
long-lasting mental health issues of millions of children around the world.
This is the Minecraft Kids content rabbit hole.
Yet one unanswered question remains.
What does the end game of this issue look like?
Will it ever reach a boiling point?
Will YouTube ever step in?
And how do we-
I think that there's no way that you can stop this from happening completely.
YouTube can't just say everybody uploads and we don't look at everything. I think these channels
are pretty popular and YouTube should be able to do enough due diligence to look at channels that
are getting millions of views a month and be able to identify that they're bad actors.
Like I think so. I think that's pretty easy to do. It's not impossible, especially for
YouTube kids. Yeah, exactly. I changed the way that videos are aggregated into YouTube kids.
uh, you know, use different types of like keywords to want to like, you know, like auto flag videos
Like there's plenty of ways you can do that. Let's make YouTube liable. Fuck it. Well, YouTube didn't do it, right?
At the end of the day, like YouTube shouldn't be liable for this because they're not doing it
Like but they should be liable for for keeping it on the platform and not doing enough to get rid of it
We fix this well, I think either a that
That's uh, too many of the people making the videos who end up getting falsely flagged or demonetized.
Just to be proper, guys, I understand that you, like people see this and they're out for blood.
The logic with making them liable does not have a good conclusion.
I understand that, you know, it's like this is fucked up, something needs to be done.
I'm just saying that that logic is not, it's not good logic.
Even though, of course, of course, after watching something like this, of course you
you would think that. It's just not the right approach.
And then they just stop making the videos because they can't make money from it anymore.
Yeah. Or B, it somehow gets like significant media attention to the point where they actually
decide to take action because I feel like right now, no one really knows about this stuff
or really cares, right? You never hear about it. So I think those are the two options.
I don't think anything is really going to change you.
Yeah. I feel like they don't have any reason to change anything, right?
And there it is. YouTube, at this current moment, throwing all morals and ethics
side has no reason to change or fix this issue. Not exactly the resolution you and I were probably
hoping for, but unfortunately, that's the worst truth. If you're somehow a parent or a sibling of
someone who might be at risk of this content, my best advice would be to simply monitor what
they're watching. And also keep in mind that like if you're a parent, even if YouTube gets rid
of every single video like this, your kids are going to find stuff like this on the internet
on their own. Like they're going to be looking it up onto Google. They're going to be looking
it up on like any website that their friend tells them their friend is going to show them something
like this is like kids will undoubtedly how many of you guys right it's pretty simple how many of us
saw things that were sexual material that we shouldn't have seen before we were the age to
that we were supposed to see them right literally we're probably going to get 100 people out of
100 people in here saying the answer is yes absolutely I did me me me me me me right
And so I think that the only real solution to this that like really works is to have parents that can
effectively like, you know develop their kids morals and their kids self-identity and like be able to raise their kids in a way
To where when they do see this stuff and I do want to emphasize the word win because they will
They will see this stuff even if even if you do the absolute best job that you possibly can
They're going to go to school and their friend's parent might not be doing the same thing
or their friends, friends, parent might not be doing the same thing, their
cousin might not be doing the same thing, some way it's gonna happen and
they're gonna see it. You've got to make sure that, you know, you raise your
kids right. You're right, but you're wrong. Well, I what I'm saying is that
like, I'm not interested in sounding good. I'm interested in saying what I
think would be the most effective solution. And I think this is the
most effective solution, even though it's not something that satiates
people's want for justice online and if that's too hard just delete the app entirely yeah
and let them watch like Arthur or something oh I watch that lastly thank you for watching
relevant song um yeah it's actually crazy like yeah that's what we used to watch back in the
days we'd watch I remember like I had like a core memory and I remember I was walking up to my
friend's house and my friend was walking down to my house and we met in the middle
and I was like, what are you doing? He says, I just got done watching Hay Arthur and I was like,
that's what I did and I was walking up to your house and he was walking down to my house. I
remember the few like little kids and so like now I guess it's like, yeah, it's cute. I know,
yeah, very, very cute, right? And now I guess like, well, what were you doing? Well, I was
watching Minecraft porn. What were you doing? Well, I was watching Hasman Hotel porn. Oh my
Oh my god.
What's going on?
This is crazy.
Oh, that's bad.
Yes, I know.
There's a video.
I'm really glad he made this video.
It got really popular.
It has 1.7 million views.
So that's great.
And yeah, I haven't seen, I didn't see the first video for this or anything like
that.
I'm really glad to see somebody with a pretty big audience try to bring attention
to this.
I think you're going to see even more of this happen and you're going to see even more of
this like kind of get worse too because now that you have AI and technology people are
able to make content like this at scale with like basically like punishing them is harder
to do pretty much.
Thank you for showing the video my on adopted two kids I found out recently this is their
favorite channels I can tell them to stop watching or letting watch tell her to stop
letting them watch this garbage.
Yeah, I think so too.
It's going to keep getting worse, I think, too, because it's just that, like, the internet
as a global platform, it's very hard to hold it.
Like, how are we going to hold some random, weird guy in Russia accountable for this?
Like, what are we going to do?
These excuses are disgusting?
Or you think that I'm...
Well, wait a minute.
Let me see if I can listen to what you're saying.
So what do you think that I'm saying that you think is wrong?
Yeah, I'm just confused
Yeah, let me let me listen to this cuz I don't want I don't want you to get I get it twisted here
What do you what do you think I'm saying or doing that you you disagree with here?
Yeah dramatic motherfucker. Yeah, I know
Holding in my count boys during World War three. Oh, I don't know about that
Yeah information best way to call YouTube's advertisers. That's because you were out looking for it
We didn't magically stumble upon it when we were younger. Yeah, we did
Okay, so I'll give you an example. Um, so whenever I was a kid, I don't know, like, was Cody there for this?
I don't remember if Cody was there for this. But, uh, so like, we were out in the woods, and we randomly found a bunch of porn magazines.
And I remember I was the oldest one there
It was like me and Lowell and I think Cody the other Cody and like it was like six or seven of us out in the woods together
right and
We randomly found a bunch of porn magazines in the middle of nowhere and
I understand that like this seems like a very
Random thing to have happen, but I think that for you guys especially for young kids nowadays
I think that it happens like there there are these like weird
Like weird things that just kind of come together
Yeah happened to me as well exactly yeah, you just find it if you want anything labeled kids you're younger
You would never stumble upon anything like this remember that remember this is on kids YouTube. I
Understand that I
Think it's bad that it's on kids YouTube as well. We are in agreement. I think it's bad
you think it's bad. Where's the problem? Like, I agree. Oh my god, I have a
similar story. Yeah, it was really crazy. It was the same woods that I found that
sword in too, but it was in a different location. Hmm. This is different though.
It's different and it's different in the way that it manifests. It's similar
in the way that it affects. I'm talking about so like... I'm talking about how
How to approach what kids place by that was it YouTube needs to be held accountable for
allowing it not punished for it but you but they know and it's wrong.
I think that there's a degree of accountability that needs to be placed on YouTube for it.
But if you hold a platform accountable for the things that are posted on it you wouldn't
be able to have any internet platforms including Twitch like what you're advocating for
logically would lead to the closure of every single website because websites could
not be held accountable realistically for what they're posting. What people are posting,
you can't have that happen. Like, think about that. Yeah, not necessarily exactly. Like,
there's no way you can do that. Remember that happened to that Chibi reviews person? Where
people were like hacking their account and putting like CP on it? Like, that's insane.
For legal reasons. Yeah, you can't do that. Like, I understand again, bro lives
in a fantasy world. Yeah, like I, and this is what I was saying before about the logic. A lot of
people, like you get, you're getting really mad. You're very emotional about this. I'm not emotional
about this. Like, I'm, I'm not, I don't really like, I don't have kids. I think this is a big
problem. But like, I'm not emotionally affected by this to where it like changes my judgment.
Like take a step back and really think about this logically about how to approach it in the
in the best way. So if YouTube was told they were fined if they were caught allowing it,
it would inevitably get shut down. How they are fine, like companies are fine if they
allow it. So, okay, and this is something that you might not really fully understand,
right? Because you're not like probably don't know a lot about this. But YouTube and
a lot of other websites have shared content identification tools that automatically identify
sort of like child exploitative content and it's automatically deleted without a human having to review it or look at it
So this is already something that YouTube does and it's also something that Google does
It's something that will Google is YouTube. I guess it's something that meta does
It's effectively AI right and
It's something all these websites do
So this is already something that they're trying to do
Not emotional. It's common sense. That's true. How did you just watch it?
If that's true, how did you just watch it?
Because these things get around the filters, and they're done in a way to make them get around the filters.
That's the whole point. And that was even covered in the video where you were listening,
that they said explicitly this language like the love trap instead of rape.
Well, they're saying that so they don't get in trouble.
It's kind of like unalive instead of like kill on like tiktok to avoid like the language filter
So they're already trying to get around it
Which implies that YouTube is trying to stop it, but they're just not doing a very good job
Love curse. Yeah. Yeah
Not love trap love curse
Running red lights is legal. I still see them run every day. You can't stop everyone. This is the same. Yeah, exactly
My little brother got in trouble in school.
He typed in the internet, Minecraft wallpaper, porn came up as a wallpaper next to it through
his school's explicit filter.
It's so easy to stumble on stuff, even with filtered internet.
It is.
And that's what I'm really trying to say is that like, I know it's easy to say like,
oh, let's hold everybody accountable and like, you know, let's, you know, like fucking
just start lining them up and knocking them down for sure.
But like, when you do that, you paint with such a broad brush and you end up
Doing something that's worse than what's already happening
Funny thing is that discord was banned in Russia and Turkey just because they refused to cooperate and remove similar content on their platform
Companies should be held accountable or they don't give a fuck about moderation
Well, the problem is that so I don't think that Russia and Turkey should be used as a moral
Like a moral guideline for the way that you should run anything
these countries are
Listen like if I went there I would respect their culture
And, you know, I wouldn't break their laws, but I thank God every day I wasn't born in one of those countries.
Like, absolutely not.
So like, yeah, of course what you're saying is true to an extent, but that doesn't necessarily mean that these countries are right in doing that.
Well, if you think that's why they shut that down to discord, yeah, I don't think that's what happened.
I'll read a few, same as Google and other socials, of course it is, right?
And so that's a point. Shouldn't they be accountable for doing a bad job of finding it like they're not a multi-billion-dollar company?
Realistically, I think that so there are two universes
There's the universe where they are not looking at it because of the sheer size and volume of the amount of content
That's being posted and there's the universe where they're ignoring it
I think that you can very strongly make an argument that the universe where it's being actively ignored is a case for
accountability, but I don't think you can make that same case for content that isn't
reviewed. Because I think that if you do that, you set a precedent that's too damaging for
the internet, and it would effectively shut down all content that's created on the internet.
Russia banned Discord for not deleting channels that criticize the government in the war.
Turkey banned it because Discord wouldn't share ISP information. I think that if you're a company,
You should cooperate with the government or you should expect to not be able to operate in that in that country
Like you can't have like I understand like this is bad and like there's there's no way
Discord-based will know you you apps even in the USA. Absolutely
Like a hundred percent if a company so like let's say a company is
like hiding the information of people that are committing crimes
Well, then if I was the government I would charge them for aiding and abetting felonies, like aiding and protecting people that are committing felonies, like, I mean, what are you talking about? It's not even a question.
Like, you think the company's terms of service, like, overrides the law?
What the fuck? Are you kidding me?
No, you have to follow the law.
That's not how it works. Disagree?
No, you don't. You don't disagree about this at all. Like, isn't that case with Apple? Yes.
Corporations would have you believe that there's no disagree with this.
Because YouTube's obviously being ignored and has handled them properly to a crazy extent.
I think so, too. But I do think that there is a degree of accountability they should take.
I just don't think you can make everybody accountable for things that are on the platform.
How would TOS be above the law? Yeah, exactly. It's ridiculous.
I think demanding stuff such stuff is okay as long as it's done to investigate crime and stuff
What happens when the government asks Facebook or Twitter to hide a laptop?
Then Facebook or Twitter has to comply with it or they can sue
You know the government for asking them to do that
The government has to be able to tell people what to do
There's literally no other way that this can work
Do you genuinely think that it's a good idea that multi-billion-dollar international corporations should not be accountable to the government?
It's not even a question.
Like, I'm amazed that this is even a conversation.
Weird take by your basic idea. It's not a weird take. It's common sense.
That's what would have us living in 1984.
If you were caught committing a crime and the government submits a subpoena for your
information, the government should absolutely get that information.
This happens with bank accounts.
It happens with phones.
It happens with credit cards.
It happens with cameras.
It happens with everything.
Insurance.
Yes.
That's not how it works, all to count.
The book.
I know the book.
The book was written in 1930.
Was it 49?
Maybe it was 1949.
No, 1948, I think, by George Orwell after he was in...
uh, France and it was his second book that he wrote and he was writing it when he had tuberculosis
that he died the next year after it was done and his first book was Brave New World.
You've shut the fuck up.
Just, we're just gonna stop getting banned.
You feel, you seem very pro-government prior.
Power? I'm not pro-government power. I'm pro-common sense.
He was in fascist Spain?
Right, right.
I could have been wrong about the country that he went to.
But it was very obvious that after his experience in that country, that's why he wrote 1984.
So yeah, that was all this Huxley.
What was he at?
No, no, you're right.
You guys are right.
All this Huxley was brave new world.
I was thinking of Animal Farm.
Animal Farm was the other George Orwell.
Like I get those confused, the three of them.
Yeah, I was thinking of Animal Farm.
That was the one that you wrote first, almost.
Losing time, yeah.
Then you get this type of a, about losing a piece of mind.
Well, I just, I don't lose my peace of mind
about any of this stuff too.
The reason why I don't lose my peace of mind about it
is because I'm very confident in the way
that I feel about this.
And I think that it's the right way to look at things.
And I also don't have an attachment
to the way that like I see things in an emotional way.
think that the way that I'm looking at things is the most like fair. I'll link you guys the video to
again give this guy a sub this guy was great. It is the most fair and best way to look at things.
And so when I approach it from that perspective I my goal is to like make things better or improve
things not to like just push my own opinion. So when I see somebody who says something stupid
or is aggressive or obnoxious, I don't really take it personally because it's not a personal
issue to me. It's like a matter of ideal. So yeah, I mean, that's why I think that.
So why did chatters of disagree have to do it so disrespectfully? Well, I mean,
it's because they're emotional and stupid. Like most people that are emotional are stupid.
Like I think that if you look at the overlap between people that are ruled by their
emotions and make emotion-based decisions and people that are stupid and low IQ. I think you'd
pretty much have a circle. That's really what it comes down to. Yeah, they're just dumb. So like you
and that's the thing is like you can't expect somebody who's stupid to not be stupid. They're
stupid. They can't help it. Did you try out the first berserker beta by chance? No, but I got a
message from my agency. I got a key for it. And maybe tomorrow we might play it on the PS5.
How about that? Oh, how about that? Yeah, I'm pretty excited. And uh, yeah, I'm blood-borne on PS4.
Yeah, I'm going to play blood-borne on PS4. Emotions can be managed, and only a problem
if they influence you. Well, that's what I was talking about. Tell your agency I need a key
two for sure and before refentagio reached a million copies sold only 11 hours after release
let me see that well i was one of those copies by the way um i bought the game myself uh i bought
it last night i haven't really had a chance to play it at all yet but uh yeah i did buy the game
already let me see here is it on the uh is it on most played it's not let me see over here
or the Fantasio 38,000 that's pretty good. Yeah, I'd say it's decent. It's pay to win
and pretty mid to be honest. Oh, I don't know on the right. Oh, that. Yeah. Yeah. No, for
sure. This is what's crazy to me. Dragon Ball sparking zero. This game is going apedic.
It's actually going crazy
Some guys like there's a lot of people playing because it's in Mexicans
It's not just Mexicans why the games that listen people all over the world like Dragon Ball Z
Oh
Mexicans, that's the reason why I know guys the metaphor game sold 1 million best Dragon Ball Z game by far
I don't know. Do you guys think I should play this game?
like is it doesn't have a decent campaign and is it like worth me trying out yes no you you wouldn't
enjoy it you think so huh not really about the campaign campaign is hard for casuals yeah see
that's the thing is I'm really a casual I haven't played a fighting game since GameCube it's very hard
I don't care about any of that, all right?
Like, I've said this before, like, I grew up in Texas.
Like, there's a lot of Mexicans here.
Like, it's just the way it is.
Yeah, there's no drama, no weirdness here.
Yeah, what do you mean?
I don't care about any of that.
I don't care about any of that.
I don't care about any of that.
I don't care about any of that.
I don't care about any of that.
What do you mean?
I watched the IGN review of MetaFort, yeah I've heard it was really good.
There's a lot of Asians in Texas too, are there?
I don't know, I feel like not really.
Yeah, I mean maybe, I don't know.
Yeah, me is only in Dallas, I'm sure there's some, right?
But not a whole lot.
You watching a squatter video?
Don't be discouraged, you think those Hunter K are all good players, they're mostly
casuals too.
What's really funny is that actually does make me feel better. There's no way that there's a hundred thousand people playing this game
That they're all good at fighting games. So if there's a hundred thousand people playing it, that means that this game is probably not that hard
Not of course criminally underrated. It's a shame. It's not getting nearly amount of attention that it deserves
I don't know. Yeah, like I feel like metaphor isn't really a great stream game
But I'd be willing to like if you guys wanted like I could play through like a couple of hours of it on stream
I was gonna play it off-stream anyway
But I could do like the first couple of hours on stream and just see what it's like and just do that
Yeah, it seems like a plan you guys really would want to see that. Okay. Um,
Yeah, I really don't know what to expect. I think it's definitely gonna be a
It's definitely gonna be like kind of an off-stream game for me, but I could try it out and see what happens
Entry on stream please. Yeah, okay. I mean, why not right?
The Bandai Twitter account came out and said it's okay to lower the difficulty because so many people were having issues against Great 8 Vegeta
Great 8 Vegeta
um, I uh
I don't know like I
Feel like so the problem with like difficulty
Discussions in games is like maybe the fights unfair or like annoying
But people that like you can beat it probably it's probably not it's not like super hard
right, especially if you're good at those kinds of games. And so I'm kind of curious to, uh,
to see, right, if I play it. It's all over Twitter. Yeah, no, I've, that's why I've seen it. That's what
I was saying. It's what I was asked, but the gameplay is very good. Like, Budokai Tenshi, uh,
two, or three. See, I, we had two. I remember actually, now that I think about it, it's
crazy. I remember like we got the Dragon Ball Z game, the fighting game. It was for like the PS2
or Xbox or GameCube. It was like one of those three. And I remember we had so many people over
at the house that we ran out of chairs inside of my room and in the house and we had to go
onto the deck in the backyard and bring in lawn chairs so more people could sit in my room
and we could watch and play the game. That is actually bro, that's so fucking crazy.
Yeah, we are on a podcast. Oh, did I say that on there? Yeah, those are the days, bro.
It was so fucking good. Yep. I think I intentionally threw this today. I'm good. I
think it was two back then, right? But I don't know. Let me see here. I'll try this out.
As I said, this game came out today and I figured I'd at least give it a shot and
Let's see what it's like.
You playing MetaFort?
Yeah, I am.
I'm gonna try out the game and just see what it's like.
I've heard only good things about this game.
Like really, like legitimately only good things
about the game.
I bought it last night.
Select language, okay.
We'll go with English.
Perceive with English, yes.
Select audio language.
We're gonna do English.
Sorry guys, I don't speak Japanese.
We're actually gonna listen to Japanese.
Network connection, we'll enable some features.
Connect, yes.
Okay. Adjust brightness. That should be fine. And okay. Games uses an auto-save feature.
And unauthorized, okay. Don't pirate the game. Got it. Understandable. I could see why they
would say that. They would probably lose money that way. This is a work of fiction. They
They don't did encourage discrimination?
Why not?
I thought racism was supposed to be fun.
It's not, wait, did it, aw, what do you mean?
Come on.
Oh, here we go.
Altis, from Altis Plateau, from Elden Ring.
That's cool.
You can tell it's going to be a JRPG because they have 50,000 fucking opening screens
before you can even get to the main screen.
I trust this oh wow God smiles upon the genders
Oh
Away with you back to your second
Fucking loser broke bitch a land grotesque its people
You dreamt of utopia you saw the tribes united as one. Oh
That dream died long ago you should have done the same
I guess he's dead I cannot fathom it his majesty killed in his own bed the
blooms upon the prince's grave had yet to wilt without an heir to wear the
crown what will become of the royal magic thus vulnerable an invasion might
undo us within all without the state hangs on a precipice it may even come
Oh, we did that times. We must stand together
Your eminence
Who's this guy?
He's the wizard few could even enter the king's chambers let alone draw close and yet and yet his majesty's arcane power
Could deflect near any blade with all the royal bloodline's magic who could harm him at all
Shadows stir in the castle just as they did with the prince. Oh what hellbound soul could end a royal life
Who would dare such atrocity?
That's the guy!
Louise.
He's got demon horns.
If you could die with no heirs, the prince was taken too soon.
And only a king may wield the royal scepter.
The very crux of his vaunted bloodline's magic, which made such a fine deterrent to war.
One has to ask them dead, who shall take the throne?
How about him?
seems like a good guy well damn oh what the fuck wait huh I'm so confused the
animation is really cool I like it a lot Castlevania type shit yeah it's a
book about our world oh no oops I didn't know I was gonna move my camera up
a little bit. There we go. Uh-oh. It's like the CIA documents. POV, you're looking up
the JFK assassination. Okay. What was that mean? Press any button. Okay. System, settings.
Display settings, system settings, vibration, confirmations, audio auto-click, camera
shake we'll keep it just for now but that's it get selections dash okay sound
settings graphic settings graphics quality high 200 frame rate limit all of
them save changes yes whoa now we looking fresh to death let's go okay
A borderless, that's good, desync is off.
Key configuration, I'll figure all that out at the time.
Okay, I think that we're pretty much good to go.
All right, new game, let's do this.
200% with the Novo.
Hey, I got a 4090, man.
If I can't run it, nobody can.
Let's do it.
Who's there?
I can feel you watching me
from a place beyond my sight.
Is it me?
Am I there?
Whoever you are, please tell me.
Does our world keep your interest? Pardon my curiosity. But would you tell me your name?
That is to say, tell me who you really are.
Red letters.
The one who meets my eyes across a strange threshold.
Uh oh.
Who are you? Who shall guide the protagonist?
Ass dicks!
Asmongold, alright.
It shall be I.
Tab confirm your name is indeed as my goal
Yes
What
Wait
world for a time. I would first ask that you indulge one question. Is fantasy
limited to the confines of imagination? Would you call it a powerless creation?
Um, not always. More than wishful thinking. More than fiction. Something capable of
affecting the realities beyond its bounds. This must be what you believe. I
I confess my own answer still leads me to consider if fantasy is born from hope
a desire to make the world better than it is then that hope can be made manifest
thus thus change come and thus this fantasy forged into a new reality
so Lord of the Rings can be real
How to unfold before you would tell us I'm thoroughly invested now myself, so
Let this tale begin
um
I'll just put on hard
Hard it is. Are you ready? Yeah? Oh, wow looks like we're in the clear capitals just
Through this desert
Is it true that the king is dead?
I got fucked more concerned with the funeral than keeping the road safe
So now the monsters are roaming in broad daylight. No, I gotta say bro like
The art style for this is really clean
This is great. This looks really really good. I like this a lot
shoulders to stop them
monsters
I've certainly been hearing the stories
To say nothing of the vacant throne. There's a storm coming mark my words that much is certain
What's tinkerbell on the militia
That's the guy that killed the damn we didn't we kill him
Oh
You mean a lighter
Oh
Oh wait, that's a guy I thought it was a girl
It's man
okay uh-oh uh-oh but that's the book damn yeah bitch oh shit nice the elf
warrior oh that's bad I thought like the girl was gonna save him or something
that knob oh just kicked him down a fucking curb okay oh this place already
feels like a death trap you hear all that stuff about Lord Louise saving us yeah
hey you okay still got all your limbs attached well at least this is a game
yeah it is definitely could have gone worse are you all right are you all right
been worse and from the sounds of it you're about the same you do know that
If anyone finds out who we really are, it's all over, right?
The mission's more important than either of our lives.
If we screw this up, there's no going back.
Uh-oh.
Traddy ades-
Oh, shit, this is me playing already.
Think we'll make it?
I think in a place we can find, see the whole area.
Okay.
Shift, we're moving to dash,
control the dodge enemy attacks.
Wait, I thought this was a...
Wait, what?
What the hell is this?
Watch out!
I don't think I've noticed this yet? Okay.
Do you use Spaceside? It's even Galakas since it's in the environment? Okay.
Um... Okay. Okay.
That's a Gamera! Oh, it's a left attack. Okay.
What?
Oh my god!
Oh shit! I'm already dead?
FANTASY IS DEAD?
Was that sp- that was supposed to happen, right?
No.
Fall the cliff- oh my god, I actually-
Get to higher ground, okay.
We have to watch out for these dogs.
They're after us, run, run. Okay, I'm running.
I f-
Okay.
Okay, I'm getting away.
Shift.
Right, right, right, shift.
Okay, good, I made it.
What the fuck are you at?
Just checking, but you do remember what we're here to do, right?
Refresh my memory
Right
What am I doing again? Oh, I don't know the mission. That's more important in our own lives
First we get to the Royal Capitol and get you enlisted as a guardsman at the Army's recruitment Center
This could decide the fate of the whole country
We either do our jobs or we die and if it's all the same to you. I'd rather stay alive
So we've got to see this mission through.
What the fuck? Okay.
We don't want the sun to go down on us in the wastes.
Let's pull ourselves together and get back on the road.
You know what they say.
All right.
Anxiety breeds the world's cruelest monsters.
I mean, fairies say that at least.
Ah.
I can at least cast my usual spell for you.
It's the small comforts, right?
Oh, what'd I get?
It's as though music is playing directly in my mind.
The effect of Gallagher's magic isn't...
Music was the first magic this world ever knew after all.
Oh shit. Okay. Damn. Is it a road? Yeah, where are we? Okay. Alright, keep moving. Try to stay out of sight.
Okay. So, okay. I have to go over? Oh, what's that blue thing? Wait a minute. Where's that blue thing? Where's that?
we gotta go to that we ignore that guy I'm sensing danger shut up bitch check
the item medicinal herb okay oh oh oh oh I gotta run I gotta run I'm running I'm
gonna I'm gonna go this way I would do something not pet the dog is bad what's
Oh that's the thing that I did one damage to.
It's like America for the EU.
Oh great seeker, bearer of fantasy and power.
Hear my wish and come forth from diepock of go- something about you gotta do a thing.
Uh huh.
Was this sponsored?
No.
That was a nice fucking place.
Nice.
Ah, killing the cat boy, that's right.
right you fucking furry yeah that's right
mm-hmm shouldn't have been a fucking furry this is magically fan
such a shame who's this why you special queen that's an old cat boy bro get
Get away from them bro, like, yeah.
Don't feed the homeless.
They'll keep coming back.
You gotta shoot them, for sure.
You know this back on the wagon?
You might be the only one to hear.
The whole city even.
I really gotta show her feet like that, huh?
That's crazy.
Captain's incredible.
Look at that fat guy.
Just look at all the different tribes.
We never see this kind of diversity out in the countryside.
We're not going to carry the balance.
I see more from Mars and Lusanne than anyone else.
Which means that don't be all the kids gonna stick out with a sore thumb.
Try to keep your head down, okay?
Uh-oh.
Hey, did you hear what they're saying about his majesty?
They say it was illness at all.
I heard it was sound play.
Assassination.
Oh shit!
Careful who hears you say that.
But it's just like the prince, isn't it?
They say he was attacked in a dead of night.
A war of succession is coming, I tell you.
Sounds like monsters have been prowling the country.
It's a civil war, brother.
I'm sorry, I had to deal with them.
The army's really come to hell.
It's a far cry from when we had Count Luisa at the helm.
I'll tell you that much.
It's hard to see how the nation can come back from this.
But not have to ask if the prince was still alive.
Maybe Count Luisa is a good guy.
The king dead.
His son stricken.
Are there none left to bear the weight of the crown?
We've done all in our power
Not even the kingdom's best the saint could purify this affliction
He is languished under this curse
How much longer can his body hold out? No doubt his highness would protest
But since he cannot we have no choice. We're gonna kill him for the man who cursed his highness and murdered our king
There can be no mercy. I never thought I would have to ask this of you
But there are so few of us left now. There is no one else to turn to
Will you infiltrates the military to deliver a message to our contact there? Oh shit?
This is your mission for all our sex. You cannot fail
I'm on a mission
Okay
Hey, you listening? I guess I can't wait to feel nostalgic
You and the Prince were pretty close.
Uh-oh.
Getting to the capital was only the beginning.
Now comes the real high stakes part.
You gotta go get enlisted so you can meet up with our operative.
Remember, nobody here knows who we are.
Nobody here knows that Prince might still have a claim to the throne.
Oh, so he's not dead.
Nobody's gonna save us.
But they don't want him to fight.
Oh, that makes sense.
Let's figure out where the recruitment center is.
Shouldn't be too hard considering the need for soldiers.
century they spell in all these words wrong do you know where we're going
uh okay press 2 to save okay oh shit okay now I'm in the game can I attack the
dog no oh wow oh can I jump I can't jump okay that's a big dog I know it's a
day is a that's a that's an elite dog was the girl want where's uh where's
We don't have time for detours you go find the the shop okay and then there's
the map and this is I guess I guess that's where I need to go okay let me see
what happens if I go talk let's go talk to fatty here what do you want fatty
okay um oh shit oh who's this mind yourself ain't it does that bother you
yeah make her talk about her feelings I'm fine I can knock these fools six ways
okay nice okay Riz Lord exactly let's see what's this character oh it's an old
lady since this is an anime game she might even be 32 years old what's this
Yeah, she's 28.
Yeah.
What's a magic igniter?
And then why the guy get executed for it?
No shit. Oh.
Yeah.
Okay.
Aww.
That looks badass.
Yeah, I want that.
How much?
Bitch, shut up!
Would you even know what the Royal Scepter looks like to begin with?
Wait, that's a good...
You've really never heard of it.
Where do I even start?
Duh.
Hiiii.
A symbol and instrument of the crown's sovereignty.
Passed down through generations.
If you believe the legends, it houses incredible magic.
Nah, this shit's fake.
More shuttering power.
More practically.
You might call it the world's most...
I bet I bet she's lying, bro
Yeah
Uh-oh, I'll keep that in mind
might. A word of caution then. Your survival is your own responsibility. Thank you. Well,
that was unnecessarily ominous.
She had a point, though. You need to be careful. Okay, you don't have time to hang around chatting
with the locals. We've got a recruitment office to find.
All right, we have to we have to hold that this Lord Louis guy seems like a real asshole.
all right so what happens might go this way oh okay so when we blend it with the
crowd but no one would notice that your elder but people have sharper eyes we
don't want to draw attention people may insult you but for a second mission
just note the recruitment center we're looking for should be ahead okay with the
death of his majesty the royal broad lines complete oh shit damn brother
Your shit looks crazy.
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
Look at this.
Damn.
Music's too loud, is it?
I don't know, I think it's fine for me.
Okay, I think I need to go.
Oh, this is where the recruitment office is.
What's this racist saying, talking shit about me?
So long as you don't compromise the mission, you're fine. Good luck in there.
I'm gonna why.
You got this.
The blue blood, are you?
The army's no place for velvet-spotled lord kings.
Why are you here?
Perhaps your noble family collapsed under its own weight.
Is that it?
What are you talking shit for?
The age seems a strange measure for a strange world.
I'm looking to win this.
Is that enough for you or not?
Then, Appity, why don't you run?
Lord Blin, welcome to the garden, where it will be your privilege to die screaming and bloody in service of your country.
This guy's an asshole.
Bad equals bad?
Yeah.
When your corpse is plucked from the mud, do try to look patriotic.
Rousing words, Captain.
This guy's an asshole.
By loyalty, I wonder nobody respects the guard anymore, but I'm here now damn. This is the interview
and isn't a lost cause
incident pop
You will learn your best down
The halos have enough of that plates already
Be gone and be thankful. You're still in one piece. Damn all right next. Yeah fad equals bad. Yep
I want to fight for change I want to fight for real change
I should have said something else.
Ummm.
I'm stronger than I look.
I've got a sharp mind.
I can take a lot of punishment.
I'm small but quick.
I've always been lucky.
I think I'm going to go, bro.
I'm going to say I can take a lot of punishment.
Yeah.
I can take a lot of punishment.
Yeah.
Really?
Now, I've got a guest.
Sounds like an invitation to me.
Oh.
Right, Mars Touring Business.
Make your marbles sign your name if you're actually literate.
Oh.
Please enter the name of the story's protagonist.
Asmon Gold.
OK.
Tab Confirm.
Confirming has confirmed.
Zach?
OK.
I'll do Zach.
All right. Yeah, fine. So the name of the protagonist is Zack. Yes.
All right, Zack.
Okay.
So like, Niter's like a gun.
Damn. Fatty wasn't so bad after all. You see that? No choice. We got to wait our turn in line.
Ay yo, fuck that shit. What's up boys? Hey, why are you cutting in line? What do you mean?
No one ever follows direction when we do things. Why do all my thugs come in here?
I'm about that thug life. Let's go. Let's go. Give me in.
We're getting like off. I gotta get in line. I
Gotta talk to the guy
You're enlisting as well the line starts behind me
Are you really a noble? I?
Take you over hurt my energy. Yes guilty of charge. I am a noble
But just a countryside son of a lord my family is of no real consequence
Let's just say that I have my own circumstances. I'm volunteering to fight in order to protect the kingdom foolish or not
uh-huh so do I get to uh what do you want me to do you better get in line
okay how long do I have to wait in line oh it's just join the queue I'm done I
was confused I was like what the fuck wait it went from day to evening
What is this a DMV?
Uh-oh.
Look at his ears.
Oh, those stupid ass ears.
Oh.
Uh-oh.
Look at his ears!
Look at those stupid ass ears!
Oh, uh oh.
Shut up, bitch!
Shut the fuck up!
That's right!
boy we all have our reasons to enlist now get back in line yeah oh we're never
high of mighty Climar is it you think you're pretty worthy measure up to pure
result strength we're gonna get the fight oh forget the tribes this is a
matter of pride now you owe us both an apology yeah that's right sorry for
making a scene you all right thanks thanks you didn't have to do that just felt
like stepping in don't worry about it well see you around try not to die
okay don't make my job any harder please yeah you're
igniter blue sandara nighter is most come with their own magma crystals so
with practice anyone can use magic to extend anywhere this other sort of thing
you can master in a day huh now newbies like you best focus on surviving okay the
thing around this neck is a magic nighter I thought that's what hose war is
a choker and take this to protect it with your life it's the same thing okay
So I got the map of the royal vicinity, okay
It is
That's right
That's right
But if you think you're on cushy security
Think again fast you will be deployed to a fortress at the northern border where you will be trained
Into true guards. Okay our veterans there will teach you the one thing you need to master if you're to survive
Hey
Perfect. That's exactly where our contacts hold up. What kind of place enjoy tonight's sleep because it's the last full night
Okay, bro the big boy is just keeping it real
Why is that weird asshole guy dressed like me? That's stressing me out
Okay
Okay
Uh, morning already?
Is it morning already?
Does it look like morning?
Look, I can just...
have a lot on my mind.
Can't seem to fall asleep.
Had heard about what it was like in the capital, but still.
When you hear and sing all this prejudice out in the open?
It's a lot.
You okay?
B-By the way,
I wanna just draw attention to the fact that the main characters' feet
Are less animated than the side character tinkerbell characters feet?
We can clearly see this right?
Everybody can see this okay good. It's not just me great heard about in the capital
But still when you see all the prejudice out in the open it's a lot I
Say that's just how it is
That's just the way it is brother. It is what it is
That's just how it is. Well, I don't think that should be how it is. Oh god
I hate it when they say that
Oh
I'd rather not think about yeah, I was a long time ago
Yeah
What boy
damn so it was like three like is that like the retard option or what thanks
yeah okay wait it's what you call a fantasy story right so it's a fantasy
world made up by the author and Prince loved it his kinds of stories okay let's
see it says the young traveler was amazed by the world he saw in this
world there is only one try all people accept each other and no soul is
born into discrimination oh so it's not about us so not even any fairies yeah and
cast less differences and it's less argue yeah it's not about us
there is no need for sorcery a mangopolis is built through learning and
labor what the hell powers of glass that reach the heavens safe nights with
dark shadows busy streets will travel and the laws these emotionally
satisfied people that reads all the lives are equal
I thought that was racist
This is a pretty risky narrative decision for them to do this
because it could feel like breaking the fourth wall I think that's kind of
interesting record the events yeah save the data we got it now what shouldn't
you be resting I'm fine in fact I'm glad we have this chance to talk I've been
reading and I hope that someday we can make our kingdom like the place in this
book you said it was some kind of fantasy novel didn't you is that the
prince I think it is decided that by tribal purity or by the differences
that make us who we are I don't want that to be the world we live in the
elder here are perfect example yeah they're both membo's I would never have
survived and yet they burned your home down yeah yeah and no one should
have to suffer so someone needs to fix you okay you got tuberculosis don't push
yourself so hard reality is much too cruel I know that but I'll fight it I'll
fight to the end yeah I'm a prince but I need to be a hero one worthy of the
throne a hero one who can lead a beacon who will pierce the darkness
when all seems lost my father taught me that and his stories the kingdom was full
of legendary heroes so I can't give up in my ideal world people can believe in
their future the birth doesn't matter that's never gonna happen not that I
expect it'll be easy sounds fake to me I believe in you this sounds like a
liberal on Twitter I'll tell you that words when I'm down when I struggle
you're always there to help me through it let's do it nice you'll be a hero
trust me wow oh shit oh damn oh oh no and now it's my book I won't give up
either so that's how it happens he died from being gay I think you're right
That must be what happened. That's how it works. Yeah. This is like Attack on Titan.
It was a tap water? Yeah. Like one of them cities. I used to play Oregon Trail when I was a kid.
I just put until what? What was this some Majora's mash shit? It's fire destination.
Okay, so I want to go world map
Okay, zoom out
Okay, that's a pretty big place
All right. Well, we're gonna go to the northern border for it, right?
Got it
We have a big day tomorrow got it
Transporting the new recruits
at its destination. I hope that this...
The northern border fort...
The towering fortress was built during the annexation of the mountains at the edge of the territory.
Even now, soldiers are sent there for its strategic importance to the royal capital,
and to combat the rising waves of monsters.
Fresh-faced soldiers disembark from their coaches at the foot of a steep descent to the fort.
The first of many.
I probably needed his own wagon wait
Wait he had to walk
The French is forged in the blood of my comrades.
Jesus!
There is this drivel.
Ooh!
Say, friend, I'm curious, what is it about that book that's captivated you, son?
A world with only one tribe.
It tells of a world united as one tribe.
No discrimination, huh?
They're far cry from our world, then.
Yeah, true.
Two is describing a better world.
utopia perhaps. I'm something of a reader myself but that's not like any book I've read.
You know when the late king took the throne he was quite the idealist himself. He made
grand claims about unifying the people under his rule. Never managed to do it in the end of course.
Reform takes more than high-minded eloquent speeches. Maybe he was too blind to see that
Listen to you
Oh
No one cares what you think
Nobody asked you what a asshole to say
Go on damn. I'm listening. Is it a fight you want? Yeah. What do you want bitch?
It's a fight you want dry your blade. Yeah
Didn't think you just challenged me straight out
you've got guts for a lesser tribesmen that's right well come on I'll let you go
this time only because I like your friend next time keep your complainants
yourself I gotta be a real man I want to know what it is the last thing I need
well I suppose I deserved it in part speaking in of the dead in my mouth
tends to get ahead of my thoughts sometimes although I'm glad a bad
habit seems to have drawn us together oh never got around to an
Introduction I'm strong Leon Stroll son of the kind of Harrier
You know
It's your boy
That's my name. I have that right
Let's go a certain weight to it. It's sure don't my title doesn't mean much here and now with peers and equals
By the skin of my teeth
I'm
Where was I?
Right as for you fresh meat we call fresh meat. Come on. Oh
Oh, oh shit. He got fucked up is that soldier?
They speak to me man. What happened? Oh God?
is
It's too. It's too. What?
He's unconscious not one of mine must be one of the four to guard
Already questioning his authority?
you want to turn tail are you a traitor to the cause damn the god has no place
like howards you are part of his majesty's royal army yeah what are you
there fight with pride and we're all have medals this time tomorrow he's right
we're warriors yeah up there is our first chance at glory hell yeah damn
You're goddamn right
Okay, let's do it
Everything's gonna be fine
I don't see a fairy she's with me
It's...
She's with me.
Yes, and I have a name, by the way.
It's Gallica.
So you traveled together?
You've stayed well-hidden for quite a while.
Well, I didn't want anyone making of us.
But we've got bigger problems right now.
I can't shake this feeling.
We've got to be careful.
Agreed. I'll follow orders.
But I'm not about to let this armchair general
send me to my death.
Let's take a moment, then head in
He's really got trouble with Fatties.
Fat equals bad.
Ooh, okay, so this guy is...
Alright, great.
Hell yeah!
Yeah, me either.
either. Okay, let's do it. Eight Celsius. What the hell is eight? What the hell is Celsius?
This is our Specter and Events, but don't lose sight of our missions. Our ally is inside
here. Somehow we got to find him. You're running with such purpose. Is that what you were talking
about earlier? You said something about your ally. It's nothing. I was worried
about the soldiers inside. Whatever the case, this situation concerns me too. Let's
go inside okay let's go oh that's a big
ass door open the door okay let's leave
oh shit what the fuck is that it's a
Boston bloodborne oh what up you're
safe bro all right can we loot them
I want to loot this guy. What do they have? None of them are breathing. We're
two weight. There might be others okay? Listen what I'm asking earlier. It's smaller but it's not a human too.
I was like we're gonna have to fight it. Okay. If it's a human do we even send a
chance? Wait. Wait a human? Trust me I have some history with them. Wait what?
What?
What do you think?
Well, I hope I know it's a join forces and strike as one.
Would you agree?
I agree.
If you're here, we might just get through this, okay?
Look, we don't stand a chance to get the thing we attack separately.
You can only fight it if we work together and plan.
Take care of it, please.
Two of us working as one.
I'll trust your judgment on the timing of the attack.
Okay?
V to engage in squad battle alongside your allies, okay?
If you press V any time, you use space bar to stun enemy search to start the
battle if an advantage, okay. Stay on the offensive, continue with the attacking with
spacebar to deplete the enemy's break gauge and then stun them and then you do V.
Okay got it. Okay now we do it, right? Oh nice!
Invasion's claw battle is stunned enemy, one party member will perform an
advantageous attack attack. Initial attack.
Claw battle is pressed after your quick weapon to use skills to do E.
Okay, they receive an additional turn icon on the spouse. Oh shit
Homo wait homo. What does that mean?
Okay, let me use wield arms
Okay, it's dead nice unscathed triumph naturally
Of course
confirm
Ooh, I'm already almost level 2.
We pulled through.
We're still alive and that's the most I could ask for.
It's pressed forward where I still can.
Okay.
We gotta go in through, just looking around.
Ooh, what's over here?
I'm probably not supposed to do this.
That's a dog.
Uh, should I have done this?
Uh, I don't know if I should or not.
Okay.
Okay, let's get the dog dog stun now right ooh stupid dog. That's what you get
Yeah, bro. He does 85 damage
Damn little too, okay
Nice strength mana endurance
Aggravation, I don't know what LK Litch King. Okay. Yeah. Oh wait. Oh
acquisition oh look raises hit evasion escape success lowers damage from enemies
raises magical attack damage physical attack damage okay so i want to do physical attack damage
yes big dick them okay what's that is that a pine cone nice
Damn. Well that thing got destroyed. Fuck. Hell yeah, brother. Okay, can I open this door?
Nice. What's this? Can I destroy the box? Yeah, I can. Nice. Okay, good. We'll look
around. Is there anything else here? Can I destroy barrels? Does this give me anything?
Okay, ooh, what's all this?
That's a big fucking door seems as though it's locked right oh shit
Got him
Air moon greatsword damn yeah, he's got dick
Wow
Okay, so nothing in here. Yeah, there's nothing in here. Okay. Well, we have to go down here just in case
Asmon's lost tooth
No
There there'd be less of it there
Okay, let's go this way then
What?
There's no response. That's good nasty. You could catch it off guard if you strike now
Okay. Oh
Shit
Nice
Oh! So these gems I think you use those for, uh, for spells.
Is it? Let me see. Let me mage fire or see what happens.
Homo-op-ho-homo-oppo.
Nice.
Get fucked.
That's his name. But don't get mad at me. It's his fucking name.
I didn't call him that.
Okay.
It's weird to play a turn-based game that doesn't have auto-play.
Oh shit.
What's up, bitch? Jesus. What a loser. I got destroyed. I'm almost level 3, too.
Okay, who's this guy? What do you want? Still breathing. He's badly wounded.
And, Elda, don't bloody touch me. I'm in a bad enough stop without you making it worse.
The monster showing up is your fault, wasn't it? Bad luck follows you, people.
Of course, this is how it ends. Damn it all to bloody hell.
Well if he's a racist we should just kill him right?
Don't let it get to you.
Fuck that bitch.
Fuck that bitch ass.
Hey.
You're so young get away from here.
No.
They're soldiers we can't leave them be.
You're too late.
Just stay away.
Okay let's go.
Ooh another one.
Damn this elbow.
Bro.
Wait.
The son's fault they even appeared.
You must know this surely.
But everyone's dead.
They all have families. Help me, Elda. I don't care anymore. I don't want to die.
Ah, let's let them die. Why is everybody racist?
What the fuck? Okay, so I can't go this way.
What the hell do I do? There's no way I go. I go up here, right? I mean, I don't know.
Proceed further into the floor. Okay, this is like clearly not the path.
All right, let me go over here. Ooh, I see it now. Open door. Wait.
Perhaps you're searching for someone. That's right.
Well, I hide this from me. I trust you have a good reason.
Yes. Well, to tell you the truth.
Is that the human from earlier?
Came from the top of the tower. I mean, there's soldiers still fighting it.
We'll hinder our personal matters later.
So, top of the tower. Okay, good. Let's go.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Get outta here, bitch!
Wow, easiest game of my fucking life.
Level three, we're gonna put another point into endurance
for health, you know?
Okay, endpoint allocation, yes.
What's this?
broken igniter wait oh it's broken so I can't use it I don't know what I was
thinking I'm gonna try to attack them since he's turned around there it is
got him oh he's getting mega dicked okay calling power mage attack enemy
turn you can't do anything stunned right easy so I don't even taking damage
bro where does it we are cooking okay nice I can't fall off right okay good
doesn't like going here oh shit
ah okay I'll let's hit this guy did you guys see that enemy turn
Oh shit!
Bro!
Is this guy against us or with us?
Oh that's our guy.
Okay I was so confused.
Oh I see we fought both of them at the same time.
I was confused.
Okay.
So now we lost a little bit of health.
You've got to be careful now.
What's over here?
Ooh!
Ooh!
What's this?
Old coin.
Okay let's fight him.
So it's best to fight one at a time if we can yeah, these guys are kind of getting fucked up man
Nice I set that dog on fire
Fuck them it'll get harder soon shut up
I bet they're gonna be on the edge right like waiting for me. No
It's an elite dog.
We gotta, we gotta wait for him to turn around.
Then we're gonna get his ass.
Turn around, bitch.
Surprise, bitch!
Double dog?
Shit!
Okay, Feral Hondo?
Oh, that's bad!
Never, wait, oh, it's dead.
Okay.
Got him, bitch, yeah.
Okay.
Got him. I'm killing all of my teeth just like I did in real life. Let's keep
going. We have to go fight this human. I can't grow that way. Let's go up here.
Groups of the dead man. I have a moment. Yeah. I have my doubts I can be survivors.
Facing that monster together may not even save anyone. But I'm gonna do it
anyway. It's the noble thing to do.
You're not just throwing your life away.
Life is possibly for nothing.
There's a chance for one survivor that I will not be the noble who runs away.
Not this time.
I could never live with myself.
This time?
Hey, and you?
You plan to forge ahead despite the risk?
I won't let you die up there.
That's true, Hanbin.
I'm touched.
Even in a situation like this, you worry more for others than yourself.
Are we gonna- yeah, is this like gay?
like uh-oh let's go lend me your strength let's do it open you think the
feeling human earlier is up there what should we do let's go big dick big dick
and let's do it I feel like I feel like this thing's gonna kill me who the
fuck what even is that what the fuck we have to hold it off somehow Harold wait
That's bad.
The mission depends on how you survive- oh my god, okay.
Um, homo ginormo.
Okay, um, I'm gonna do Hall Power mage- mage fire.
Do it!
Two- what?
I hit for- three- uh, okay, three?
One, we're dead, we're fucking dead, we're-
This is supposed to happen right? What can I do?
The Prince is my best friend and they need to save him, I can't die in a place like this.
True! Then don't die!
And yet, and yet you're dying! No!
Oh
Bro, he's gonna die
Yeah, he's dead
What me
I'm gonna be the king
But only one may be chosen or confront the threat before the or die here in obscurity
Now choose
So be it
Heroism lies in the soul that stands firm against its fears
Power awaits thy command the time has come to awaken the hero within
engrave thy very heart
I got a CD player in my heart. Oh shit the hell I'm an egg
What the hell is this?
nice
Is that me?
Yeah, what the fuck?
What deals wind damage to one enemy, okay? I'm gonna do seer
Homo ginormo attack
72! My own power doesn't even compare. What's more, it can use magic despite its lack of igniter.
Well then I'm dead. I resisted. Is it 20 damage? I don't know.
Attacking weak points. The word weak will be displayed. Okay. Decrease the turn icon by half. Okay.
okay okay the head okay um let's get the let we gonna hit him in the leg
let's go oh okay we're gonna use seer on the leg damn he got fucked up huh
Okay, and now we're gonna do it again. Gotcha, bitch! Uh-oh. Okay, but it's it's dead now, right?
Okay, now I guess we attack the wing. Call power. Nice, can I do it again? Oh, get fucked.
fucked. The Bower? Heating some food? He's healing. Well how the fuck does he do that?
That's bad. Wait, I have to beat his apples off? That thing's got a lot of health. Frenzy
wait bro I'm getting fucked up okay um I was hoping it would do more damage if
didn't oh geez oh geez bro I'm getting fucking I'm dead bro I'm a hundred shut
up bitch I'm trying to do it okay have Galica knock down apples to keep foe
from healing yes nice okay okay why she didn't do it why shouldn't you have
sooner because she's a stupid little pixie what do you expect wait shouldn't
I heal weak HP recover I feel like I should heal myself right DEI nice
Ooh, he missed, what an idiot. What a stupid idiot. Okay, 73 damage. Oh, this guy's getting
mega-dicked at this point. He's gone. It's over. Okay, and we're gonna do another attack.
nice yeah whatever okay okay all right one more I think I kill it shouldn't I
heal the guy that was like with me whatever happened to the other guy that
was here oh who cares dead get a hat get I hear you weird fuck a hundred
experience ginormous apple level fucking four all right I'm gonna put more
points into into endurance okay that way I take less damage
have earned the title through this order they pursued their wishes and boldly
so when I got talked about the fact that I turned into like a
awakened is the spirit of the hero the power that lies dormant in us we
forge the fear of the unknown into curiosity if our words change the
world by buying on hand take this newfound power and venture
Oh
Yes
That's what I thought we'd use DEI on him
Oh
Look at that
made it oh shit that's the guy
you point let me your shoulder we'll need to carry the smell of blood will try the
beasts let's not hang about the lads out called but he'll live we should be fine
if we take a moment's rest here okay oh you're a sight for sore eyes grizz just
wish that we're under better circumstances. We're both alive and you can't ask for much better in
these parts. Sorry I couldn't join you in the fray so this is our newcomer, hey? How this boy
managed to command power like that? It's like nothing I've ever seen. Do you know anything
about it? No. I might. For now, the mission comes first. Ah, right. I'd better just get
straight to the message. Griers, you have a new mission. Avenge the king and kill Gleese
Gweeburn.
Well, good. It's about damn tight.
Damn.
Those scheming nobles haven't said so publicly, but every soldier knows it was nothing natural
to kill the king. Damn, not Gleese.
Couldn't stop her.
People know it's him?
Wait, there's more. The prince is getting worse. We're running out of time. Here,
Look, I brought a treasure from the village. They called it a farsight mirror.
Oh, you need to see the prince's condition for yourself. It's face time.
Through the mirror lies the prince deep and slumber in the hidden village.
His highness won't last much longer. Whose thorns are thick enough to clean it?
We cast the curse. So killing him is the only way to lift it. If we wait any longer,
They're just gonna crown a new king
Do the Lewis
Who's the reason is that a real quest bitch shut up about 15 years ago a child in listed in the army
But it wasn't his aides and had people talking
It was his ruthless military genius
Hero to some
Modest that others it's Griffith these gearman a prodigal tactician and a master of Michael
Some said it was only a matter of time before he made general.
The youngest the nations had.
Until he attacked the prince.
What?
That night.
When the prince's quarters were reached.
There was no ordinary maid who cast that fatal curse.
It was Luis Guiabern himself.
How we know that?
The son's death wasn't enough for him.
Now he's got the father's blood in his hands.
And if that king slaying fiend ends up on the throne.
The throne. We're all doomed.
But when we were exploring the royal capital, there were a lot more Louis supporters than I expected.
How can they still trust him after all that?
Louis is cunning. He left no evidence.
Accusing as you will, the allegations wouldn't stick.
All they could do was send him as far away as possible.
A post in the middle of nowhere.
Plenty of soldiers never believed the charges in the first place.
When they look at him, they see the uncapable veteran who just lay made into the normal skin.
Most think the royal army was at its best when he was in charge.
But at risk, it was hard to deny.
Without him, we'd never have reached the level of rising so quickly.
Charmed on mine.
With his endless titles.
He's mastered the blade, magic, and he's clearly intelligent.
To the masses he won't change.
He seems the savior they meet if even you're that worried about him
Make the royal guard great again. That's right
That's a hell of a mission
And I want him. Oh, he's up. So that's your game. Hey pretend to sleep eats drop with the blood
You're a fool to give yourself away. If you want my blood then let your blade strike true
I'm not going to run
Not from you, and not from a chance to do what's right
Look, he saved our lives back there, and it sounds like we could use the help
Seems like kind of a waste to kill him
Especially if he's volunteering
Then answer me this
The boy is all but a stranger to you yet you risk your life to save him
Why I would live fight and die and no bosser
to have done otherwise would betray my title to say nothing of my heart damn
losing my edge make me regret this and I will slay you where you stand you'll let
him help us right now my life and sword are yours what a geez as far as the rest
of the world's concerned you perished in that castle you'll find the job
ahead will be easier for a date man your lives are kept only by the blades
in your hands and you'll raise them at my command okay save the prince from death's curse
okay wow that's a lot
if we are not back to the capital but then we lose our chance at each head
uh-huh but no main roads that'll mean checkpoints and questions we're bound for a different
route. Uh-huh.
We are nice.
Okay.
Oh.
A human?
It was like no beast I've ever seen
No one truly knows
But protected by my god, so even the sharpest steel does little good against them
We got it. Maybe I should love all magic instead them. Oh, we do know
There's an every passing year more of the acute tear travelers apart
That was why I was first sent under cover here
investigating
Did you learn anything similar down boy?
Why?
It wasn't a damn thing to be found in those butchers.
Ah.
Damn.
Well, the moon's still low.
If you've any other questions, where's the time?
Uh-oh.
Tell me more of the mission.
I want to hear about the mission.
With numbers like this, a head on a salt would be suicide.
Quick, covert assassinations are best met.
King Slayer or no, Luis has a lot of public favor, man.
Shouldn't we just shoot him?
Two people.
He's the only man with the wit and war power to bring down
Yeah, the military seems powerless to stop them. So he plays a savior demands practically a monster himself
By your age. He was not only a master tactician, but damn near an archmage besides
The three of us alone are supposed to stop him. Yeah, just have to blend in with the crown to the field
I want to bite him surviving the ceremony. Oh
uh-oh
Bro, this dude is done. He gonna get cooked fire. She keep dangerous stuff away. Okay
Rest up for the departure. All right
Um, how do I rest?
What was that power in you? Well, I say use it or lose it
Let's take some rest
Good. I'm pooped
Well now what can sleep
I guess I'm not surprised.
The ground makes a poor bed.
So far
All they told you was that we had to deliver a message and that almost got you killed
Oh, I never expected it would be this dangerous and it feels kind of like it's my fault. I
Don't mind the little danger. I
Don't really mind
That's nice of you to say look I
Can't fight with you
but
As long as you're up against all this scary stuff
I'll try to help. However. I can you've got something specially no
I don't know what it is just yet, but I believe in you.
Wow.
Oh, hey.
I'm a good boy.
Do you know what he's on me as good for?
Catching up on reading.
What?
If only our lives were anything like the world in your novel.
It's just war after war here with magla arts fueling the flames, but it's a nice fantasy.
Enjoy it while you can.
Uh-oh.
I just passed the fuck out.
What the fuck?
the hell it's Jeffree star
of
Okay.
would you say to an alliance?
um what kind of alliance?
What kind of alliance?
There must be more to this to know.
For instance, the nature of the
Samasic power in the internet.
I believe you have found a way to agree
with true magic.
Ooh.
You need to pedicon it with more
than anything.
You can even change your appearance
using the wrong magical ability.
It is above all a mystic long hidden art now the stuff of magic what I have come to call
archetypes oh this is like my class a spirit of heroic virtue a transformative power uh-huh
manifests only in those who embody the heroes and kings of old in some core aspect naturally
those of antiquity are often depicted as near mythic figures with forms transcending the mortal
these accounts are no mere allegory but truth okay however none of my records
describe anyone wielding such power as freely as you that's right perhaps you
are meant for not just proficiency but mastery in their truest form archetypes
represent the power of a true hero that's me
who can drive away calamity and evil in this world no matter its form that's
I'm gonna indulge me this request and I believe my dream may yet be possible
Together we can restore the kingdom's ideals. I
Shall gladly provide you knowledge and assistance to master your newfound power
So what say you will you take my hand in friendship?
Okay, okay
Okay, all right
I
Hear a voice from somewhere
The scholar in search of utopia, Maul, within him dwells the virtue of the seeker, nurtured
by bond with him, and a new power yet slumbering within thee, may awaken.
Okay, so I- nice!
The party can now study the seeker once unlocked in academia.
Okay.
Allow us a party that changed between archetypes once unlocked.
Okay.
Oh, what the fuck?
Oh, what the fuck?
I can sense heroic embodiment of the seeker.
More is the first of your followers.
People that can support your quest is steadfast allies that you can grow closer to.
Strengthening your bonds with your followers will lead to unlocking different abilities that can change the shape of your journey.
more is the first of many so there's going to be more than more
so keep an eye out i gotta follow that
now am i going to be back in the woods
oh shit
yeah
From here on we travel and seek it if we are to get back into the capital
Okay, we'll cut through the forest find the abandoned mine shaft in the mountain and take the tunnel to the other side
Lad you'll be a vanguard
And bet trial by fire that the sooner you get used to that power
That's right
You were talking like you know something. Yeah, bro. Not much
Yeah, he letting on a bit much.
Uh-huh.
I never thought he'd come back to haunt me.
It really is something special. Don't forget one roll move and I'll cut you down. Damn bro chill out
Chill out bro. Yes, I get it. Just trust me, all right. Damn chill the fuck out
Getting so mad over nothing before nothing if we get lost
We gotta go to the mine
The Nord mine is going to replace into capital, okay
the road should take us to the grand trad
okay all right let's stop grand trad
okay all right are you ready yes let's
fucking do it the Nord mines located
northwest grand trad it is resource rich
with magla crystals it's proximity to
the capital simplified crystal
excavation but the Sanctus Church's
sudden proclamation of closure, stopped work and strength, exiting the forest. The party continues
along the wooded road leading to the derelict mine. Uh-oh. Uh-oh, oh no. The mine's interest should
be just ahead. Don't stray off the path. Huh? What happened? I might be imagining, but I can't
can't help but feel that we're being watched. Oh, it's by me because I'm playing the game.
Just deep in the wilderness, couldn't be. I'm just on edge. Looking for an opening to escape.
Don't forget I have my eye on you. Those are chickens. That's a bird named a Corvo.
It strikes its prey in the sky, then goes for an ambush. What now? We need another
addition to our list of problems so you can hide and wait it out. We're well on
time anyways. You can move much faster if I died back there and didn't need to
Keep an eye on me, come on man, have a little faith.
Let's go.
If you're truly worthy, then demonstrate it.
We need to move, don't fall behind.
Okay.
Can I, where are you going?
Oh, okay, I didn't know if there was something on.
Okay, well why don't we just go, ooh, what's this?
There's wild dogs.
Those hundos, they fight, they're hunting packs.
Can't get a chest around, they find a different path.
back of the off were barely worth a moment's worry for someone like you really you don't get it
you can prompt your lesson and base the combat pay attention to subject afford a few mistakes
first take a good look at your foes consider this your first meeting you're already familiar with
go to it once you've assessed their strength prepare your next move if they're stronger
approach with caution if they're weak cut them down quickly now size up that hundo what do you
make of it it's weaker indeed you slip out of death grips of the force this should
should hardly be a challenge. Okay, little lunacy blue. Okay, so red is bad. Well, that's
the point of being overpowered certain enemies so we approach. Okay, got it. Agent weaker
force. Put them to the sword. Okay. Oh, I could just spacebar? Being attacked on a field
with a weaker enemy will not force you in a squad battle, although the protagonist
will still take the damage. Oh that's me. Okay. Wait, so I just spacebar him? Wait.
Nice. Oh, get him the fuck out of here. Yeah, acoron, exactly. One more rule for you to
keep in mind what is it? Never drop your guard. Okay, change your tactics and fight
together is one. Okay V, you just go battle an enemy after the
playing its break. Yeah, I know that. Yeah, I get that. Different methods of
fight. Okay. Stun them first. Yeah, it's pretty obvious, right? Now I get that.
okay it's good no no no bird wait I thought I shit what the fuck 80 holy
shit are you kidding me no I wait five assist okay okay okay let's do we're
gonna do cock on him oh bro bro he gonna do the bird mode am I dead
Oh fuck I'm dead! Oh shit!
Well now what? Uh I guess I probably um okay so uh tabs items. Okay medicine. I'm
gonna use medicine on my guy. Okay good and I'll use this one and I'll use this.
okay so now we use the herbs oh shit that's a danger bird right there we're
gonna go to him come here there it is there it is get fuck mr. bird get your
dick hole smash that's right fuck yeah see that's what should have happened at
the beginning bouncy bar watch this watch this
oh get out of here bitch nice that's a it's an unknown level
unknown that means shit I'm running I'm running I'm running I'm running I'm
I'm running. I'm running.
They're weak? Okay. Fight it.
But it said it's an unknown level, so I thought it'd be too powerful.
Wait.
Oh, so it's not like in WoW!
Okay. Okay, we're gonna use cock on North...
Why was I afraid of a butterfly?
Get out of my way. Okay, we're gonna put another point to strength
I can actually put magic damage instead of strength honestly. Oh, what's this guy? Oh
What's up, bitch?
What do you want here?
You seem dodging yourself bitch. You think I look like a bandit. I suppose you're not a crook
I'm just on edge. Funny. I think I look like a zero plant like this
I feel like I'm being felt. Oh, he does too. There's physical magic. Oh, yeah
What are you doing in such a remote place?
Well, I'm not your enemy friend. I'm just a peddler
I've a regular nearby so I came for business with the beast's real blood thirsty so I assume a human appeared
For instance, have you heard about the humans that appears in a nowhere and wipes out entire towns terrifying? No
No
My apologies, I didn't mean to sour the mood. Would you be interested in buying something? Bye. How much money do I have?
Oooh, I feel like I've got enough stuff. I really don't need anything.
I was gonna sell and give you a price. Okay, good. That's fine.
What's up pussy ass bitch?
Nope. I'm a butterfly deleter.
okay we use cock again on this one me turning into that machine is like a
really kind of helps out like that that robot or some shit a sturdy straw
bit nice I got the attack of opportunity okay and I probably should just hit
with this right that way I don't use mana a smart
some easy escape my life same thing yeah but I know how it works got your
bitch nice that one's dead too enemy turn he's stunned though right yeah bitch
Okay. Nice. Nice. Yes. I got fairy dust.
What's up, bitch? What's up, bitch?
Get out of my life.
Oh, no danger dogs. Okay, that one's dead.
Wait, I'm curious.
Can I? Okay, no, I can't.
I was wondering if I could just keep meleeing them and then just kill them.
but no that's not the way it works okay easy easiest game of life you can you
can roll out of it oh really okay
oh bird bird bird watch this drama I'm up I'm gonna delete this bird I didn't see
the bird takes longer though yeah I get it no it's okay I'm gonna change the
Keybinding's a little bit.
All right.
Okay.
Ah, it's a bird!
Get the- I just pushed through!
Gotcha, bitch.
This battle's out.
I hit him right in the head.
Take this!
I wonder if I can just, like, I wonder if I should-
If I do this...
I'll send him a sword.
He's stun now, right?
Pussy.
That's right.
Get out of here, bitch.
We don't need to use any magic damage on the bird.
We just killed a bird.
Okay.
Old coin.
Oh boy!
The air has suddenly grown tense.
What's going on?
We've been surrounded.
Even out here, it would seem the monsters are at least more concerned.
And now you can hear me, so show yourself.
Would you rather we come at you?
Damn, awfully shot for an old goat, aren't ya?
The bastards live long enough.
Kill him, quit, quit!
What the fuck?!
Let's do this.
Well just turn into, yeah, turn into that.
Fuck.
Yeah.
That's what I was gonna do too.
That's a good idea.
What is that?
You've never seen anything like this.
Run away, bitch.
That's not an igniter.
Take this.
Ah!
Let's do this.
Got him.
Let's do this.
Uh-oh.
I'm being targeted?
Shit.
Coming at us.
Press H to guard.
Okay.
Okay.
Nice.
So I blocked it.
Well, that's good, right?
Formation will affect the damage party members deliver and receive. Oh, okay. Okay, that makes sense
All right
dead
dead ass bitch
Call power. Okay. I should use DEI. I'm gonna use DEI on myself
nice
Okay, I'm being targeted. So I should do uh, I
Should do defense
Okay, good. He's gonna do that mage fire thing, right?
Yeah, that's good
Okay, oops. I didn't mean to do that. Oops
That's the way it goes. I was standing
Oh, that was nothing
Okay, I hit the wrong button
No more DEI
All right, this gets you killing right? Yes. All right good
The soldiers from the fort they survived. No, that couldn't be they're simply deserters
How could they have already mobilized the pursuit? It's safe to say I'm no
least of your worries at this point. I'll probably keep moving. Here we is. It looks
so creepy. Well, you did say it was a van, but crowned theocracy ordered it. I
haven't been to this place in some time, despite the world decree. I hear the
miners risking it all to come to this place seeking the riches left within.
I trap a least trade some illegal miners for the armed attachment of
soldier shall we hurry and sigh okay all right my boss my guess of food I'm
hungry use up and down arrow keys and battle change formation yeah I figured
out thought so far it's been good the game's been fun man yeah I'd like to
um I uh I'm gonna keep playing and you know see how far I get on a scale of
Wukong the Outlaws, how is this game?
It's closer to Wukong than Outlaws, I'll tell you that.
Yeah, it's definitely closer to Wukong.
I mean, it's hard not to be, right?
But the game's been good so far.
I really, as I said before,
I really like the character and art style.
I think it's actually like fucking S tier.
It's so good.
So I really, really like it a lot.
This is your entry to Shin Megami Tensei Persona game?
Maybe, I don't know.
I've never played a game like this before.
Yeah, like, all this is new to me.
Miranda? What the hell is new in Miranda?
Well, these are different characters.
Oh, I see. Okay.
You already own Persona 3? I forgot about that. Yes, I do.
I- I- Yes, yes, in fact, I do own Persona 3. I forgot all about that.
Okay, um...
I'm not sure exactly what we're gonna do tomorrow. I haven't really decided.
Uh, I think that tomorrow we might do...
What I'm kind of considering...
What I'm thinking about slightly...
Is maybe a little TCG shop simulator or I can actually you know what I could just do berserker Kazan
Yeah, I could do that
Yeah, because I got the code for it
I got to get the ps5 set up and I'll make sure I have all that ready and then I can I can do the demo for the game
Yeah, both I don't know we'll see what happens TCG simulator, but Pokemon I am gonna play that game
I heard it was really good and a lot of people liked it, so I'm gonna try it out myself
I'll be fire berserker for sure. Yeah. Yeah DCG later. Yeah, maybe you're right
But as I said, I I was actually just gonna play this entire game off stream
But I figured I just you know played the first day on stream and see what you guys think etc
It's a pretty good game. It got rated really highly. I've enjoyed it so far
I'll have to play it a lot more
It's not really a lot that I can really say about it right now because it's like I played like an hour
two like two hours of the game but uh yeah but anyway gentlemen thank you all
very much for watching I appreciate it and I will be back on tomorrow our boys
peace