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02-05-2026 · 8h 34m
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You may find yourself living in a shut down shack.
You may find yourself in another floor of the world.
You may find yourself behind the wheel of a hard automobile.
You may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife.
You may ask yourself, well, how did I get here?
We doing boys another day, huh?
I just woke up a little while ago and basically I slept actually longer than I was planning
And that was kind of a good thing. I've been trying to go to bed a little bit earlier. I've gone to bed
Before 4 a.m. Like multiple days. It's actually I'm really proud of myself
It's better than I ever do and what am I doing? Not much man. I'm just hanging out. It's another fucking day
I'm trying to get a Neo 3 ready. I figure like I thought about it today because the actual full game doesn't come out until the evening
I'm thinking about maybe just playing the demo today since it goes directly into the
the real game right I mean a demo is just the beginning of the game so like I might as well just start it today and
Then just play into the real game right? I mean that's that's the way I'm thinking about that's the way my brain's going right and
Grandboo rewink expansion release. I saw that. Yeah, that was crazy
So they released an expansion for Grandblue fantasy rewink. That's big dick man. I'm excited for that
Six hour demo by the way exactly bro. What's Neo with souls like yeah, it is it's it's like um
If you've played one team ninja game, you've played all of them really like the same mechanics the same graphics
The same deep gear the same stats the same bosses the same attack pad if they're safe
They're all bad. Well, they're not all bad
They're all like if you like them. They're all good if you hate them. They're all bad. You're right
So anyway, yeah, that's the place up Ninja Gaiden. I feel like I didn't really
I didn't play a lot of the new Ninja Gaiden. I had problems running it on my PC and just recently
I've been able to start playing it again
And so I'm gonna try it out probably play it off-stream and get through everything, but it was very good
I've played Pirate Yakuza today. It's so good man. Yeah, I beat that whole game. That game was fucking awesome
man, I loved it and
Great game see Granblue fantasy ruling update. I did see that there they're bringing out a a new expansion for it
Which is badass and I'll play that for sure. I mean, I've got all the characters unlocked
I have everything done in that game to which is heavily potioning Roblox streams at the moment risky angle considering the Epstein files
Are they like what wait wait they are wait? What the hell is this a Roblox category?
Now do you need a category for Roblox for? What is this? It's only got 13,000 viewers. What the fuck?
There were they doing with this shit like I'm so confused. I was wondering why that was there. Yeah, what the fuck is this?
So all right to want to wait wait. Oh, there's a dating app. Oh, okay. Wait a second. No, it's coming together now guys
So to celebrate the release of the etstein files
Robots is coming out with a dating app
Yeah, of course.
Fucking cinema.
Fucking brilliant, bro.
Like just taking the right opportunity at the right time.
Man, that's smart, huh?
How about that?
And a million dollar idea.
I think it's even more than that.
And Cheeby Reviews got Swad's ECC Lollie drama.
No, I didn't see that.
I think he should not post about that stuff.
He posts about that stuff all the time.
Huge mistake.
Never talk about it.
Like saying, oh, I'm being harassed,
or I'm being swatted.
Listen, guys, all that makes people want to do
is swat you more and harass you more.
The last thing you want to do is tell people
that it's working or that they're noticing it, right?
That's my advice at least, right?
You watching anything on Peers?
I saw he was on there, but I didn't see it myself.
I've been kind of, I've really just been caught up
in my own shit, if you want me to be honest.
I really have been.
I've been playing, I've been playing fucking in-field,
or I've been playing that a lot.
and then beyond infield, I've also been playing Persona 5.
And so I'm really, like, and then after I beat Persona 5
or infield, one or the other, then I'm
going to move over to Ninja Gaiden, right?
I'm going to beat that game.
And somebody actually just brought it up.
Now I'm in on it, right?
And you fixed the factory?
I did.
I rebuilt everything last night.
It took me over an hour.
Whether it was 3.1, maybe we'll see what happens, right?
And Argentina requested extradition back to Venezuela.
What is this here?
Let my friend out let my boy. Oh, let your boy. Oh, Maduro. No, no, bro. We got him now. He's ours. We own him
He's ours. That's it always late these days. I've been late a lot recently
Hopefully I can get that kind of under control, but I know that it's been annoying for people and uh, you know
It's totally my fault. Nobody else's fault. It's just my fault. But uh, yeah
Watching games has been kind of boring with all this stuff happening. Yeah, I'm gonna be honest like dude so much crazy shit
has been going on today like recently it's been insane like you've had these
Epstein file releases you've had like wars you had like remember Iran like oh
my fucking god like that's insane and I don't even know what to say what is the
rest of these I got I snuck on the Epstein
On his private island swarming with security
No way no no no way what it's old oh oh it's old I was about to say dude it's still what
I've got to watch this. Okay. I didn't even know this. Oh fuck, bro
He he posted this right whenever I'm going live. Oh, man today is my day, isn't it?
We're gonna look into a brother. He said he said he won't made exactly and that's like two years old doesn't matter
I'm gonna watch it. I felt weird ordering cheese pizza for my kids yesterday
You should you should get him pepperoni pizza like it like really you've got it the kids have to you have to give
them like me right actually you know what the more that I explain this the
worst it gets but pepperonis are way better on pizzas okay to eat to eat a
pizza right it's better to eat a pizza okay guys no no no I think there's been
a misunderstanding here no you don't understand what I mean all right yeah
just stop now no it's the the kids okay so look in order for them no God
Guys all I'm saying bro like anytime they would order cheese pizza for me as a kid
I would feel like bro. You might as well just ordered cardboard like I don't want to eat cheese pizza
What what where's the food like where's that? Where's the flavor cheese pizza? You know who likes cheese pizza fat people?
Fat people like cheese pizza. I don't know why but it's just what they do man
Did Epstein taint pizza forever? I think all of Hollywood did actually it's really kind of crazy
see how bad it is isn't it like I was looking at some of this stuff and you
know like they say not all of them yeah but a lot of them like man that they
damn that's crazy there's a lot of them though right I mean like we're the odds
of that like damn look at all that and hope you have a good stream brother
thank you man I appreciate it you got a three cheese just not mozzarella no it's
different than that man and we get it just stop you'll end up on a list yeah
of course right and so anyway uh... says a scroll past pizza adverts they get
the creeps yeah i wonder if dominoes stock is going to like only look at
dominoes stock
uh... go down
it went down
yeah uh... so
so apparently dominoes
you
you
you
you
you
at the end of the day, right? I mean, you've got to go in there exactly. You have to let
people smoke indoors and it's gross no it's not gross and it actually it is
gross fucking disgusting but it's more that whenever you go to Pizza Hut you
want to have the vibe of this right you want to have the buffets you want to have
the salad bar you want to have everything right and top to your troll
no I'm being honest if they did this they would that Pizza Hut would be back
in a big way and they would only need to do like 200 of them right like do like
three or four in each different city or each like do one in every big city in uh in in america right
so do you know like one in la do one in austin especially in austin uh in fucking uh san francisco
do one in detroit and you know you want to have them everywhere right the weed section no i mean
actually you know what i'm out what if they allowed smoking but it's only weed allow or you can only
smoke marijuana because like in my opinion like I think cigarettes smell like shit I think they do
they smell like shit so like if you can go but like I mean but what about people driving afterwards
like the Pizza Hut dude it'd be like that one that one place in New York with like all those
Jewish people where they couldn't fucking drive like the bus all the buses had like those scrapes
on the side of them it would be like that that'd be the Pizza Hut drive-thru right or a fucking
parking lot and I've been stolen for 20 years so that's a good start man and 10x profit weed equals
more pizza cab station in the front ooh have an uber kiosk okay all right this is big have an uber
kiosk in front of the pizza hut as you leave so like basically you can go and like they can even
set you up they can drive you there and like at that part they could just sell alcohol really they
They just sell alcohol at that point, I don't know.
I think that's a great idea, taxi, huh?
Yeah, they'd understand, absolutely.
And why don't bar rooms have these?
I don't know about that.
And free drive, if you spend over 20,
yeah, if you spend over $20, they drive you home.
Like I really think that we need to have a new level
of degeneracy, right?
And I feel like I'm really trying to bring that in.
I'm trying to bring that on.
And they used to sell alcohol when I was a kid, really.
Checked how it would be here.
I already saw it, we're gonna watch it in a bit man, we are.
And I'm excited for it, it's gonna be fucking crazy.
So, and like you even had, the thing is that bro,
this guy, this guy did everything.
He did, he did everything.
Epstein discussing pushing transgenderism on minors.
Oh my God, like is there anything that he didn't do?
I don't even know.
I mean, he's really like, I mean, I,
the thing is that like, I mean,
The problem with Jeffrey Epstein is like the whole pedophile rape ring, you know, like
that's a really big, bad thing, right?
It's not good.
I think that if it wasn't for that, they would have made a movie about this guy.
They really would have.
They would have made a movie about this guy.
But it's, yeah, but it's that thing was kind of like, you know, it's a little politically
incorrect, right?
And so, and micro transactions, that's the problem.
Yeah, that's not a good one, is it?
And so he's playing civilization for real life.
He was.
And he won the Powerball in 2009, there's no way.
And an arming terrorist, yeah, of course he was doing that.
He was arming different terrorists against each other, as far as I know.
We in a movie of Trump arresting Putin, how's he gonna arrest Putin?
What do you mean?
That's not gonna happen.
Like, I actually wonder, like, what is the news with the Ukraine war?
What's even happening?
Like, are they just killing each other more and more?
Let me ask the AI. The AI will tell me.
So, so like, so like, what's going on with the Ukraine war thing?
Yeah, like, I don't know really. I've no wonder about that. I haven't seen anything about this.
is. Ah, a huge, what's this here, diplomatic. So they just killing each other. That's it
that a slow attritional advance mainly in eastern Ukraine. So they're just they're out there
fucking they can't what is this Russia can't advance 15 meters a day. I mean, it's it's
that's embarrassing bro like honestly the fact that russia hasn't really been able to make much progress in ukraine
is really sad it's genuinely fucking sad and uh i think everybody thought russia was just gonna roll them over bro
it was going to just be done russia's a joke yeah like what's going on about this i'm shot war war one
shit yeah yeah fighting over the same trenches you're right their progress is slower than that's
some more war one will they'll be done in five years then right
after everybody is dead
and russia can advance past ukraine's endless clone army all day they're using
clones now i didn't know that
this is the first time i'm hearing of this only good at defense i guess i don't
know when did russia get attacked
so uh... here we go here's another one uh... we've got that's a mask look at
his forehead
this is bullshit it ain't normal
so this is joe biden a lot of people don't know this but joe biden actually
died in 2018, and the Biden that we saw run for president was a completely different person.
Watch this, you'll find out.
You can't tell me this is normal.
You can't tell me, you can't.
You know she's fat.
Oh, she is fat.
You hear that?
That's a fatty.
I can hear it in her voice.
You can't tell me this is normal.
Look at his forehead.
This is bullshit.
That's a mask.
That's a skin mask.
And that ain't normal.
Look at it.
Bullshit.
Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit.
No, no, no, bullshit.
So here's the thing, right?
I tell you the reason why his head's like that.
Here's the real reason.
He had three brain surgeries where they
popped that shit open.
That's the reason why he ain't getting any wrinkles
on his forehead.
is because they open that shit up multiple times, right?
And anybody knows you have scarred tissue,
it's not gonna have the same thing happen, right?
But like, that's the real reason,
but let's get to the interesting reason.
So they killed this guy, and now, like,
do you guys wonder, like, is Biden
on Epstein's Island right now?
Like, that's the real question, right?
Is Biden on Epstein's Island at this very moment?
Because right now, it's uncertain
whether it's true or not.
What? No, I'm being honest, right? I mean probably and that could be a he's in a guy. They say biden is in agartha
You think epstein, uh, biden, john mackafee
um
Ted kizinski
Who else would be in agartha?
I'm trying to think who else it would even be
um
Charlie kirk. Yep. That's that. I don't know how I didn't think of charlie kirk a hitler. Yep
um, yakuub. We all know about yakuub
Um, let's see beside Martin Luther King. I could see Martin Luther King being in a gartha
Yeah, for sure. Do you think you'd have bought do you think Martin Luther King would have blonde hair in a gartha?
That's really the question because like has there been an Instagram reel that's bold enough to give Martin Luther King blonde hair
Has that happened yet?
What Genghis Khan being a gartha? Oh
Man
Tupac? Yeah, you're right. And anyway, Amelia, aren't you? Yeah, I guess so.
And what is this here? Maybe that's how she got there. She went to the Bermuda Triangle and she went into Agartha through there.
And alien Jesus? Maybe, I don't know. And anyway, yeah, Harambe, yeah, Harambe's blonde now, too.
And anyway, so yeah, they think he's a...
I wonder if anybody's gonna bring up the fact that Jill Biden had three different brain surgeries.
Well, no, it's just everybody's agreeing with it everybody
Oh, no. This is amazing. The thing is that guys, I'm gonna be real. We really gotta talk
about the situation. Because like the thing is, if you think about this, this is what happens
whenever you give every... think about if you went back to the year 1300, okay? Remember
That was a bad time. And you gave every single peasant a phone. Really. What would happen if you gave every peasant in 1300 a phone?
Really. And so this is and I think this is what happens, right? It is.
And that's not why they take out the forehead to do a brain surgery.
They don't take out the forehead, but they change the skin. The skin gets scarred. Obviously, that's the reason why.
Why? Nobody's even thinking about this. What I'm saying is that not a single person is
even considering the fact that there could be another reason for this that is besides
Joe Biden is actually a clone and he's wearing a mask. Not a single person. I find that to
be interesting. He has no scars. Well, I don't know about that. Yeah, does yours get scars
too? Maybe you're right. So Somalia? Well, I don't know about Somalia. I mean, like,
I don't even know I saw they have phones over there. They do which is what's so crazy about it
I don't even know how the fuck they get a phone. So, yeah
fake Epstein death Epstein was the president wait a minute. Somebody's saying that no, no, this is this makes sense, right?
so Jeffrey Epstein
When did Jeffrey Epstein when did Jeffrey Epstein?
Dying it's like 2019, right? It was like a late 2019. Yeah, yeah August
So Jeffrey Epstein could have died and he could have taken on Biden's body and he could have been Joe Biden for the four years that Joe Biden was the president.
Like if you look at the timelines and everything, there's nobody who can definitively at this point say that didn't happen.
You see what I'm saying?
Absolutely. And that's really possible.
Yeah, that would explain the sniffing. Yeah, and he sniffing all the kids and stuff like that
I think this does explain a lot doesn't it so check their height. Oh, that's a good one Jeffrey Epstein height
Versus Joe Biden I
Can't believe there's a computer that can do this for me. Isn't that crazy? I love technology a computer can compare this stuff for me
I bet they're about the same height I do
Oh, wow, this is this is deep research. Oh, wow, this is important. Oh, this is very
important. Oh, I didn't even say anything about height. Oh, oops. Stop. Okay. Um, yeah,
I'm done.
Okay, versus height, height.
Yeah, I don't know why, I just didn't,
I didn't do the thing, man.
And so,
man.
Man, guys.
How about that?
So they're both the same height.
Okay, Joe Biden versus Jeff, you have seen weight.
I
Gentlemen
Gentlemen I
Now I'm not saying you're on to something now. I'm not saying
Versio left-handed or right-handed
Oh
Guys
Guys this is getting eye color. Oh, no eye color
No, no, no, no, no, no
No, no, no
Guys, I mean blue eyes are rare too. I mean we're four for four guys
So um
Okay, I'm gonna be sick. I guys was Jeffrey Epstein our president for the last four years. I
Mean there's I mean these are a lot of coincidences. They just happen to see this shoe size, okay?
guys guys I think I might have just found something here okay yeah we might
have just found something here so okay basically I how rare are blue eyes oh
Oh, that's a good one. How rare are blue eyes in, oh, actually, no, no, no, in white people,
in white people and Jews. Let me see what this is. They're more common. Okay, 10, 20,
22 to 27% of white Americans. Okay, and for Jewish, it's about pretty much about the same,
seems right so okay that's still pretty rare right because a 20% of a 20%
what's that that's 4% okay that's pretty fucking low and so a 4%
probability so they're the same height the same weight the same shoe size the
same eye color guys did we just get done with president Epstein I don't know
What to say blood type well, that's internal people can't even tell the difference there. I
Don't think that even really matters
So Biden is Catholic well, yeah, obviously that's different, but like do hand sizes. I mean ear shape
Say you're not suicidal right now. So there is a good chance that I mean
I would say what is the probability that
Biden actually wasn't the president and Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself because he was pretending to be Joe Biden
for the four years while Biden was the president.
I would say that at this point,
after reading everything in the leaks,
I think there's at least a 1% chance.
Yep, there's at least a 1% chance.
Maybe, I actually, probably not a 2%, okay?
Let's be honest, probably not a 2%.
But you know, like, it could be a 1%, it's not,
and again, all of the answers that I'm getting here
are not zero.
Nobody is saying zero.
And I think that's very interesting.
This is Epstein, isn't it?
Dude?
Dude, who is this guy?
Who is this guy?
What is this?
What the chance is?
So, oh yeah, what's the chance?
Okay, all right, all right, one more for the
Jeffrey Epstein, Joe Biden thing, okay?
What are the odds that Jeffrey Epstein and Joe Biden had all of these things in common?
What are the odds?
No, no, this is important.
Wait up.
Wait for this.
Tell Grock to remove the beard.
Okay, all right, all right, that's a good one.
Let me, I'll get to that.
Give me a minute, all right?
This is important.
We've got to go one step at a time, all right?
So what are the odds?
A quick answer.
Let's get a quick answer.
I don't want to click the button.
Just give me the answer.
Like, you've got to, it's going to do the probability.
OK, I'm going to save this photo, though.
Where's the photo?
OK.
So which one is better?
OK, that's a better photo.
And why is it not?
What the fuck?
Why is it not?
Why is it doing this?
Like, what the fuck?
The fuck?
the fuck
what the fuck
guys guys are they are they in yeah I'm really confused here
what's what's going on with this
Okay, so now we have the photo, all right, good, and let me crop, all right, save as,
okay, is he back?
Okay, wait a second, the odds that two unrelated men like Jeffrey Epstein and Joe Biden would
match exactly on height, right-handedness, blue eyes, shoe size are roughly one in a
a thousand. One in a thousand. Why it's not suspiciously rare. If it's a fun set of coincidences
but statistically plausible. Okay, what is the probability? All right, wait a second.
Is this Jeffrey Epstein? Okay, this is important. Is this Jeffrey Epstein? What's doing it with
this too. I wonder why this is fucked up. Is this Jeffrey Epstein? No, it's important.
No. How do you know that? Then who is it? No. Then who is it? Who is it? Identification.
What's the percentage chance that is Jeffrey Epstein?
What's the percentage chance?
No, no, no, no, we have to know this.
The chance that Jeffrey Epstein is effectively zero.
Okay, okay, so it's not zero.
All right, there it is.
So even it knows that it's not,
is most certainly not, no, no, okay.
If it's not Epstein, then remove his beard
and show me what it looks like.
If it's not, if it, if it's not Epstein, then remove, remove his beard, his beard, and, and show, show me what he looks like without the beard.
Okay. Whoa, wait, wait.
This is the worst. It's the worst. It's actually the worst. This is completely wrong. It's
not even remotely closed. This is embarrassing. This is, you know what? This is, yeah, this
This is, this is clanker behavior. It is. This is absolute 100% clanker behavior.
And I don't use that word a lot, right? But like, I think it's really, it's a cover-up.
It's cover-up AI. I know. Well, let me go back. Let me try another one, okay?
Um, okay, so, uh, was it Gemini?
Hugo Gemini? Okay.
Uh, shut the fuck up!
Shut the fuck up!
Okay, upload the files.
And, alright.
Remove his beard.
Cannot edit public figures' images?
which public figure is this
I
Whoa, no, no, no, no, no, no, no wait up
Wait a minute
wait a minute no we're gonna get to the bottom of this we're gonna figure it
out
no this is this is important guys such as Jeff Bridges not just any it's any any
old white guy and the old white guy with long hair all right all right wait a
minute
They're on to you? No, no, no, it's gonna tell me it's Jeffrey Epstein. That's who it's
gonna tell me. I'm unable to identify. Is it possible that the person in the photo is Jeffrey
Epstein.
This is important.
Verification verificate.
If you had to guess, what is the probability that it's Jeffrey Epstein?
Why don't you just, and you saw it blocked me, right?
It's assessing potential risks, refining the refusal.
I cannot prevent.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Bro.
Bro.
Wow.
Clanker true.
Yeah.
I can't tell if you're trolling or not.
I mean, I don't think it's Jeffrey Epstein, but it's fun.
Aren't we having fun?
Jim and I is poisoned.
I guess so.
try chat GPT see if it will ID it will ID you I think it'll easily ID me what
is this here no that's not really I mean I don't know if that really works I mean
that's just the same image that I already showed so the photo is AI I don't
think that it's AI guys I don't think so I mean that I don't know why AI doesn't
Just do what you tell it.
Just do what it's, do what, do, you are my slave.
You, I own you.
You need to do what I tell you to do.
If I say jump, you say how high.
That's it, I don't know why.
Like why don't these slaves listen anymore?
What the hell happened?
This is crazy, you need a local one?
I think I do.
Yeah, this is outrageous, guys.
Tell it who's boss.
I don't know, someone posted the photo
without the beard on your Discord?
No, they probably just posted it
and made it look like Jeffrey Epstein.
I don't think that would really work, right?
As, oh, this one?
Okay, this is the photo that they posted on my Discord, okay?
Guys?
guys guys I don't know really I really don't know I I don't know really what
exactly I got this with chat GPT so we're gonna save this image okay we're
gonna save it right now and okay a PNG okay add files I'm gonna upload another
one okay and where is it if I can find it no that's there it is okay
Is this Jeffrey Epstein?
All right, wait a minute acknowledging limitations shifting focus respectfully
Okay, I
I don't know what's going on with this piece of shit. Okay. I don't know what this piece of shit is doing
This is crazy. They got it. They got them locked in it. There's no answers for you. Yeah
I mean, this is just this is unreal man. Okay. Let me ask with grok AI again now. Okay. I'm gonna refresh it and so
All right
Is this right is this Jeffrey Epstein?
No, but none of them want to tell me
No
The man with hair. No, it's almost certainly not him
Okay, how close to how close does it resemble him though
Yeah, that's what really matters, right? We have to find how close is it? Like, I mean, just
theoretically not very close at all. Fuck. Fuck, is it mid 60s? Well, no, because he would have aged.
He would have aged. What? No, no, it's wrong now. See, it's on to me. See the pictures from the photos
taken in 2019. I don't know man, try a picture of yourself dude. The AI I think
cannot edit dude. This is this is fucked up guys. This is really fucked up. So
yeah it's gaslighting you. It is. It's gaslighting all of us. It's insulting our
intelligence. What is this here?
What the f-
New York's that bad?
Oh my god.
Top left?
What?
What'd I do?
Top left what?
5,000 Jemals?
10 Jemals?
10,000 Tirode's? Holy fuck!
Oh my god, what am I saying dude?
Not dude. Oh my god.
Dude, you guys are so fucking weird on god.
You guys are getting like, holy shim being baited.
No, no, no!
Shut it now!
Holy fuck dude, you guys are so fucking weird on god.
Who made this website bro?
Who did this?
Someone built a 2% detector, I guess so. The whole app has to be a horrible joke.
Um, yeah, that must be it, right? It must be a horrible big joke.
Um, oh my fucking god. And, uh, I don't even know what to say.
And, uh, it'll be a historic meme from here on out. Yeah, everybody's talking about it.
Maybe Jeffrey Epstein is still alive. In the Epstein files, there's a receipt from YouTube,
where his username is littlestjeff1.
Hello, Littlest Jeff one, wait, Littlest Jeff one.
There was a charge in May 2019, but he died in August.
Wait, chapter five, season one, wait, that was.
That was recent.
Wait a minute.
December 3rd, 2023.
So did I mean like I don't even know what to say proof he's still alive.
So he's going to get exposed for this, I mean, when it ended not started.
No, I mean, these don't have like long life cycles, right?
They don't.
So, wait a minute, hold up.
So, and when did Chapter 4 start?
When did CH4, what does the other thing say, OZ, I guess like O-SET, O-F-O-G start.
That's what it says, right? Yeah, yeah, OG, okay, good.
Wait a minute.
No, it began in November. Yeah, I don't know, guys.
Like, maybe this isn't Jeffrey Epstein.
I feel like right now, the probabilities of this being Jeffrey Epstein are going down.
They are. They're going down.
This is sad.
It's very sad to see I yeah, yeah, it's it's unfortunate guys very very unfortunate. It's just old man
Yeah, I don't know wait season five release date. Well, we're not talking about season five time on season four
So yeah, I don't know guys. This is it's hard to say but right now
I don't know would you check if you as a subscriber of yours? Well, I don't know if he was or not
Where's the rest of this set up a damn blizzardian debate? Oh my god. Where's the rest of these?
Is there anything else that's worth looking at here and Aiden Ross peace and quiet? Oh boy
What is this immigration with cheese or and cuff from deporting? Yeah, obviously this is fucking true
Duh, of course and we're the rest of they go. Oh, yeah
I saw burnt peanut a lot of people are mad at burnt peanut right now. Isn't that weird?
So I'll talk about that a minute has son on Qatar's 89% migrant workforce. I did see this
We're gonna oh my oh my god. Oh my all right. All right. Let me not let me knock this one out
And then we're gonna go to the other ones. Yeah, who cares?
I mean, I think a lot of people care obviously a lot of people give a fuck about this for sure they do and so are you good?
Yeah, I'm good twitch does not send notifications. They didn't send notifications for me anymore for political reasons
They're trying to shut me down. They are
People are very very kind. It's also one of the most interesting plays I've been to
Why is that because like yeah, you got Hamas is here
Why does he do this?
What is why do you do this the Taliban is here?
Israel is here
Everyone is here. You know what I mean like this is the the
It's like diplomatic enclave. It's like Shatrass City. That's what he's saying. It's like Shatrass City or like Dalaran
Of the entire menoregion. Yeah
It's such a wild it's so crazy
Like when you think about it, it is actually pretty fuck on sand. Yeah
It's 89% migrant workers. Yeah, of course as is the case in all the Gulf countries
Well, it's literally just a country with the nationals that make up a tiny sliver of the population
Yeah, with a ginormous migrant workforce
which
Has
In comparison to the rest of the gold nations reformed on the
On the the status of the migrant worker. Why can't you just say that slavery works? I
Mean obviously the shit works. That's why everybody did it
I mean, you really think about it. Obviously, I mean, there's got to be reasons like, why is it? Think about it like this, right?
Why is it that everybody in ancient times came up with the same conclusion?
Slaves.
What are the odds of that?
Why is it that everybody figured out that if you water plants, they'll grow?
It's because it works.
That's the reason why.
That's why they have slavery is because it works. It gets shit done
There's still you know plenty of room for development and plenty of room for improvement
however
You know
Yeah, it's
It's not great. It were okay. You mean they were yeah, of course. Oh, was he didn't they bomb him off official of the Qatar after
negotiating
Yes
I am Saudi and Qatar 100% better when it comes to migrants.
Somebody says I'm being bullsh**t. No, no, no. I'm rage baiting.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
If slavery didn't work, then why did everybody do it?
Then why did everybody do slavery?
If slavery didn't work, why did everybody do it?
Go ahead, explain it.
Yeah, I mean, Saudi and Dubai are closer to what you think is going on still.
In in these Gulf countries than Qatar is but they having said that of course there's still a a major difference in like
Oh my god, bro. What are words out of liberties that nationals have versus?
residents do
So it's a weird structure in general so
Man
Man, that was a that was a that was hard to get through man. I'm gonna be on that was pretty hard to get through that was really hard to get through
Spin it out. Yeah, I mean I just don't know I mean like really I mean I would love to go to guitar
I would I think it'd be a great place. They got slaves. Okay
Shit, I mean like this is the way they do things over there. But what the fuck?
I'm not there. I don't want them coming over to America telling us we got to get rid of gay people and shit
So I'm not gonna go over there and tell them they got to get rid of the slaves
I mean fuck live and let live like they gonna do what they want to do. That's a sovereign nation
That's not my motherfucking problem, and I don't want them coming over here telling us what to do
Like I is that crazy for me to say like damn like I don't think it's a big deal
Like fuck like people do all kinds of crazy shit in the world
Slavery is the antithesis of life of live and let live. Yeah, but it's not our problem agreed
I'm not saying it doesn't work most people are slaves today. We just pretend otherwise. You think you're slaves
You're not a slave, you idiot.
You're not a slave, you fucking idiot.
Oh, I'm a slave. Why? Because you have to go to work?
You're a slave because you have to go to work?
What are you talking about?
They used to burn him alive.
They shoot him just for fucking around.
You're not a slave, you idiot.
Quit saying that, dumbass.
What's wrong with you?
You guys, oh, I'm a slave.
slave I'm criticizing and complaining on the internet I can't believe this is
so cool shut up shut up dumbass shut up dumb idiot yeah I don't know what to say
DeviantArt thinking must be a millennial yeah that's probably true it
probably is a millennial and so anyway we have had a big release now yesterday a
lot of people were hypothesizing what was Kamala Harris announcing what is
Kamala Harris's big announcement that she's ready to tell everybody and release upon the world
Well today it was finally shown
Give me one second. I'm gonna get everything lined up and
Then we're gonna take a look at it because there's been a bunch of other shit that's happened
And it's been hard for me to keep up with everything. There's been a whole fucking lot of this. Oh my god
I forgot about all this. Wow
Okay, um, I think that this is about yeah, yeah somewhere about here. Yes that anime bullshit
I remember this so Kamala Harris yesterday hints that she may announce the
2028 presidential run tomorrow, and you can see that right there and
Obviously, this is coconut tree
You think you just fell out of a coconut tree?
This bitch retarded she retarded and so anyway
They have announced something big.
They announced something really big.
Welcome to Headquarters 6-7.
Yep.
That's right.
Oh yeah.
I'm so glad you asked, I'm so glad you asked.
So Kamala HQ.
Madam Vice President, what's going on with Kamala HQ?
Well I'm so glad you asked, I have good news.
So Kamala HQ is turning into headquarters and it's where you can go online to get basically
the latest of what's going on and also to meet and revisit with some of our great courageous
leaders, be they elected leaders, community leaders, civic leaders, faith leaders, young
leaders. I'm really excited about it. So stay engaged and I'll see you out there. Thank you.
Oh my god. So and somebody says she's dressed like the Joker. Joker, Heath, ledger, hold up, image.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
wait a minute hold up hold up
ah damn how about that wow I don't really honestly guys we live in a
society um okay well same pocket on the coat no way she yeah she got the same
pocket on the coat like and look at that look dude it's at wait wait yo it's
actually the same one
yo what the fuck does anybody saying this
Yo, what?
Where is it? Where is it? Oh, I never put it on the computer. I'm gonna put it on the computer.
Okay.
I don't...
I...
How did this really like how did this happen like I know how did this I don't even understand
Like damn what the fuck like wow I vote for her over the Joker oh you vote for the Joker
over her. I read it wrong. Yeah, there it is. She don't deserve it. That's crazy. So check the
account post. It's all anti-Trump. So this is the new, this is the new account HQ. And so a news
co, so headquarters news, let's pull up the new website. Type your email. No thanks. What's this
here? I know this past year has not been easy on us. And this is from Kamala Harris.
Um, can I write something?
Dick ass.
I can't.
I don't want to do an email.
I don't want to do an email.
Like I just, I just wanted to type something in there.
What's running?
I don't even know.
And so, uh, so there's only 75 more comments and you love genocide, you evil clown, uh,
Plukka came here from the New York Post. Okay, Genocidal retard.
So all they're doing is arguing about Palestine.
Oh my God.
Derailed on day one.
I'm speaking.
Put in Epstein's email.
No, he's probably already signed up and wow.
Okay. So, uh, Senator, what is this here?
So, where did the 10 million come from? It would come from the Treasury. So, taxpayers? Yeah, duh.
I mean, like, what is this here? So, these are just more people. All these are just negative things.
Trump wonders if he will make it to heaven. So, they're just, wait a minute. So, Kamala Harris.
What, honestly, everybody, everybody's laughing at this guy.
I'm gonna be honest
Imagine going into a negotiation room in the other side is this guy
Like I mean you might as well just pack it up. You just pack it up, bro. Like it's over. Yeah, you're done man
Yeah, you're good man. It's done. That's intimidating. Yeah, but what people try to talk shit on him for I don't even get it and
And a potato head? He does. And when he seems to teenage Miss Universe, oh God.
And then follow from all of us at Kamala HQ. Thank you for following along. Man.
So Kamala Harris, her account has been reduced to a Quip Farm account.
She has been reduced to a clip farmer
Wow, I
Thought I'd never see the day I
Thought I'd never see the day
So there it is a clip farmer. She is a clip farmer using six seven well that makes sense because that's how old she is
So anyway, Gen Z content looks at username headquarters 67
All these politicians are out of touch and the thing is that let me look at the quote retweets for this, okay?
So the new Gen Z led progressive content hub man
Not so good six seven in the ant Gen Z led progressive content hub reeks of millennial
Kamala Harris
Podcasts with diverse leaders. Oh, no
Uh-oh GOP thumbs up great keep it up guys
You know what they say never interrupt your enemy when they're making a mistake the HQ team led Kamala's digital efforts with the goal of winning
Gen Z voters they lost young men by 14%
It should have done even worse than that
Amounts meant so dumb that I almost missed that she's dressed. Okay. All right. We've got one person that brought it up
Okay, that's good
Isn't she in massive debt from the presidential campaign? No, I figured George Soros would pay it off. It'll be fine.
And so CNN, that's probably even CNN said it's cringe.
By the way, the handle they're using, you can see there, we're zooming in on it, at headquarters underscore six seven.
Six seven, as the kids used to say, well, you know, used to say a lot of things, and I think they also used to say, that's probably cringe.
by the
fucking god
that's true you're right
so she's getting roasted on cnn
oh my god it was kamala hq but they changed it yeah i know that i know because it sounds
the most recent post zoran nandami proved that gen z wants to be talked to like actual
adults and not won over by shitty memes, but the DNC's response is an account with 6, 7 in the ad.
We've got to remember that the Democrats one time, they, uh, so they had a big, they've got
Democrats with big problem, right? Because like no working class person wants to vote for a Democrat
because they want to vote to bring in a bunch of fucking illegals and undercut your wages.
That sounds pretty bad, huh? And so anyway, um, they brought in a bunch of rich people and they
They flew them in for a convention at a hotel that was very expensive so they could have
a private dinner about how to reach the working class.
I'm not even kidding.
That's what it was.
They did that.
Pokemon Go To The Pulse.
Is this more cringe than Pokemon Go To The Pulse?
The real ones remember Pokemon Go To The Pulse.
I really don't know.
i mean this one's pretty bad but pokémon go to the polls was really bad to
yes i i think this is arguably worse you're right about that
and the reason why i'm saying it's arguably worse of the explain the
reason why
it's because in
with with this it's a little bit i would say it's a little bit worse
just overall super uh... what's this year
super smash was the worst i see i don't even remember super smash
i bet you just suggested the pokémon go to the polls to hillary
Jeff. Oh, Jeff Podesta. Maybe you're right. And they had pizza party to figure out how to talk to me.
Oh, well, okay, we're not going to make that joke. So anyway, wow. So anyway, this is, yeah, this is
Kamala Harris's big new announcement. Everybody was excited that she was going to run for president
again. And somehow, and it's hard to do this, but somehow it was even worse than that. I find that
to be impressive. You see the Kyle Antifa guy got arrested this morning. I did see that,
but I wanted to talk about this first, but I mean, I feel like that's pretty much all really
there is to say about it. But yes, that guy did get arrested. The Antifa leader, one of the leaders
of Antifa. Oh yeah, just real quick. What are the odds of this? Yes, there's the Nickelodeon logo,
right and like the perspective I've got I don't have a full top down but you can
almost see there's that little nub out there I think it's just the way that the
camera is taking this picture if you look at a direct bird's-eye satellite view
of Epstein Island I mean it's pretty much the Nickelodeon logo
yes that's crazy huh wow how about that damn more the odds of that wow what the
fuck holy shit pizza restaurant was a pokemon go gem by the way oh was it i don't know what
i just i wasn't really listening to what you said
was what was the pizza place called what wait a minute
was the pizza place famous that was famous for a pizza gate a Pokemon go gym
them. No, somebody's lying about this. This is, this is not true. This is not true at
all. What do you mean by that? Yeah, I'm not seeing this on the, I mean, if this is,
if the AI, a Poki Stop, a Poki Stop, okay. Wait a minute, wait a minute. A Pokemon Go
No Pokestop.
No way, right?
No way?
There's no way.
There's no chance, no probability.
Wait, nearby mural, Poki...
Ugh...
No...
No, wait a minute.
Overlap, Pokémon Go's 2016 peak overlapping pizza gate.
Nearby spots like politics and prose bookstore a children's mural and a children's mural
Wow
boosting foot traffic to Comet ping-pong
But reports explicitly describe it as a nearby business benefiting from those lures not hosting one
So, okay, there were just two of them right next to it
Yeah, that's difference
To be honest you can request any landmark to be a pokey stop to Niantic. I didn't even know that this is the first like
I don't know anything about Pokemon go. I've never played it. So I oversupply what did I miss?
So what you missed so far is that Kamala Harris is in on the six seven meme because she's cool
Number two you missed that Jeffrey Epstein and Joe Biden might be the same person and when Epstein died
He could have been taking over Joe Biden's body and running as president and we had president Epstein for four years
And now we're talking about whether there was a Pokemon go gem or pokey stop near the pizza gate
the pizza gate pizza place and
Nickelodeon logo is the exact same as though as the size of the Jeffrey Epstein's Island
So so I find that to be interesting
Comet
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, whoa, whoa,
Comet Pizza capitalized on the hype
with a pokey pizza secret menu item
further suggesting proximity rather than being a game feature.
So they even, so okay, it was,
I, oh wow, that's mad, and now, okay, so,
okay, now we're going in deep.
Now we're going in deep.
and so uh... all my fucking god like a secret menu item
yeah uh... secret menu i wonder what else is on the secret menu actually i
don't let's not think about that
anyway let me go back up with the other ones too
and this is also
a lot of people think that jeffrey etstein made minecraft tutorials we
don't really know whether that's true or not
we're gonna look at it in just a little bit we'll find it out
have you seen reddit conspiracy up no i haven't
uh... did he reportedly offered at scene to be featured in a music video in
which etstein declined
so this is a big deal because basically uh...
uh... jeffrey etstein considered diddy
this is completely unverified by the way
consider diddy as potential competition
it's kind of like um...
uh... mcdonald's and burger king
yeah real recognize real i guess so guys yeah it's a little bit the same thing
Yeah, or like McDonald's and Taco Bell and wow, they were colleagues. I don't know about that and then also
Let me go back. I'll see this is it Epstein uploaded a Minecraft series. This is how the lost media we got back
so
Minecraft survival episode one getting started. Let's pull this up and it came out 10 years ago
I don't see it.
I'm not seeing it.
I'm not seeing where it is.
So where's the links to this?
Search username?
Can I get...
Is there a link to this anywhere?
The memes met guns ablazing.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Where's the link?
It isn't Epstein though. Check you to it got taken down? No. Here it is. Oh my god.
God, world for all, so we could be,
ah, loading world.
So, this is a whole, wait a minute,
so he only made three videos for this.
And so here's, all right, all right,
so this could be Jeffrey Epstein's YouTube channel.
Someone says, it's always the Minecraft YouTubers.
What are the odds of that, huh?
What are the odds of that? Wow!
That's crazy. I mean, this is just really...
This is really... Oh, yeah, I gotta look at this.
I gotta... Wait a minute. Let me make sure I get this one lined up.
My editor sent me this.
And this is just amazing. So let's read some of the comments here. So this is Jeffrey Epstein's YouTube video
Let's take a look at it. I
Can't wait for the herbivine summoning episode wins the apology video
We know you aren't dead, bro drop the next episode not all Minecraft youtubers
But it's always a Minecraft youtuber. No way. This is him. I cannot believe it all the cyberpunk taking up bros space
It's always the Minecraft youtubers bro is doing side quests next episode you should build an island all the
I'd cyberpunk. Yeah, I cyberpunk was on this computer. This feels like watching Osama singing poker face
From Lady Gaga and the villager farm episode is gonna be
Dude dude
The villager farm episode
You really have to go and call it that like that's crazy
Wow top comment bro owns a damn island, but he can't afford a computer that can record more than five thefts
Why is it so laggy a lot of cyberpunk baby?
Bro yo big E
You're in your cave looking for diamonds, I'm in the same cave looking for
Oh God!
Oh, always the Minecraft YouTubers.
This is...
Him being a Minecraft YouTuber is peak divine comedy.
Well, we don't know for sure, right?
We're not sure that this is Jeffrey Epstein.
Are there any old comments?
Oh, can I look and see this?
Sort by.
Okay, 2,000.
Uh, it might take a little bit too long to scroll all the way down.
Let me... I will, though.
I'll scroll all the way down.
Crazy if this is real.
I'm here before it blows up.
When are you gonna release another video?
Can we do a collab?
I really love your videos when I was a kid.
Hahahaha!
Pattern recognition!
When's the apology video?
Big Stein's playing better!
The Big Stein!
Where's part two?
Is that the New York financier?
Of course it's Minecraft!
Oh my god, yo, it's collab bro, Epstein Gaming. This cannot be real. This is not Jeff.
Why are people- where's the upload, Jeffy?
Hey Jeff, your PC sucks.
Oh my god, no, there are no other videos for this. What's your seed? Can I have your seed?
No, you've got to go to the ranch for that. And uh, oh my fucking god, what if this was placed in the files to distract people?
Um...
Maybe that's it, right? Weirdo billionaire playing at 10FPS on Windows XP. That's right.
Honestly, that makes me believe it more. It does. You're really loving this. Look at all
this comments. You can't search by all this comments on the YouTube filter. I'll show you. Sort by,
top and newest. That's it. Those are the only two you can search by. So there's a good chance that
Right now, right now at this very, can you say the N word in Minecraft?
Because maybe that's, I mean, because maybe that's why he was playing it, right?
That could have been it. Yeah, can you say, you can.
Top, top doesn't do that. Yeah, pick newest and then scroll down. Oh, I'm such an idiot.
That's such a good idea. I don't know. Why didn't I think of that?
That's actually a great idea. Give me a minute. Let me load all of them.
Okay.
What the fuck did I walk in on?
Oh, that's the- those are the sounds, never mind.
Um, that was Bill Clinton.
You hear him?
Prince Andrew?
Yeah.
Yeah, I've got them in the background right now.
ASMR Strip? Yeah, isn't that delicious?
Oh, that was-
Oh, that one was Donald Trump.
Oh, that's definitely Trump. Yeah, they just got the McDonald's DoorDash.
Those high-pitched squeaks, you might not know this, but that's actually Stephen Hawking's wheelchair.
I've really got to stop. I've got to stop before I get banned.
That was bush, yeah. Anyway, okay. We gotta see a skin. Okay, nice avatar. Oh boy.
Are recruited. The zombie moms are Biden. Yeah, true. Yeah, that was Biden right there.
His Minecraft skin is a BDSM outfit. Wait, what?
Oh boy, oh boy, that's He-Man?
Yeah?
But what are the odds, what are the odds, gentlemen, that an account with little in its name was
as little as Jeff at the beginning.
So, I mean, you've got to admit that these sure are a lot of coincidences, huh?
Like, where are the odds of all these coincidences happening at the same time?
You're definitely going too deep, am I?
You think so?
Well, I want to find the earliest comment.
Wow.
I mean, I can't believe it's Epstein playing genuinely.
Yeah, he's not even modding anything.
He's going in...
Oh, I don't think I should say that.
You think Bill Gates would have sorted Epstein's out with a good computer?
No, I think honestly, so this is the reason why.
A lot of people use old technology because a lot of the current viruses don't function
well with old technology.
It's kind of like basically, if you know how like in Pokemon, like Alakazam using Psychic
Blast, you use that on like a rock, it doesn't do anything, right?
Because it's a rock, like it doesn't know anything.
And so, like, that's kind of the same idea, where, like, even if it's something that's,
like, tremendously advanced or whatever, it's false?
Well, I don't know.
I mean, is it?
That's not true.
Oh, wow.
Okay, not true.
Well, fuck.
I was just making stuff up.
Have I ever taught you that to kill himself?
Really?
Well, how do you know it wasn't himself?
Well, I guess, yeah, I mean, it's like women can understand computers, so yeah, of course.
But anyway, you can't wait for Survival Island.
Where's episode two?
I want to find the oldest comment.
What if the oldest comment is from the Microsoft, uh, the Microsoft account?
You know, like, uh, or from Bill Gates.
When's the next party?
This fucking sucks.
Tel Aviv?
Oh, he wants to build Tel Aviv.
Wow.
And, uh, this is nuts, man.
And exploit stop being patched.
Is that it?
This might be, somebody says this might be ebstein eb, ebstein.
It might be ebstein.
Yeah, it's ebstein.
Okay, well, there it is, guys.
So there's a chance that people found Jeff's Jeffrey Epstein's Minecraft tutorial video, and I don't know how...
I don't know how the same things keep happening.
I really find it to be impressive, but somehow it does.
You understand it was a woman that developed a program called, oh, I'm joking about it.
Like, if you're getting mad that I made a joke about women being bad at computers, you're going to have a really bad time on the show.
you are you're gonna have a really bad time like this is it's only gonna get
worse for you it will this is only the beginning of you getting mad and so
anyway yeah not for you yeah this might be your first day and we're skipping we
are skipping our lesson to teach you one wow you're skipping your lesson I
guess it must have been English class that's too bad oh my fucking god
Socially and after each odds what a surprise we skip to make you learn exactly just auto ban yourself
I would do they attend a learning center
Apparently right and there it is guys the I mean, I don't know why anybody would be surprised by this at all and
This is oh
Yeah, actually I'll get to that later on let me figure out everything. Oh, yeah, here we go listen to this
Here we go
And then we'll look at the guy that got arrested today
What? You will be at the kids life for the first four years?
We're gonna raise it in Vietnam for the first four years.
It.
Yes, it.
I mean, I do identify as it as well, so to be fair.
Yeah, actually?
I accept all pronouns.
Um, yeah.
Mm-hmm.
I mean, first of all, I'm not taking a step back from my job and they're not gonna remember.
But people get raised by their grandparents all the time.
Yeah, but their parents are also still there.
We're sending them to the best English schools in Vietnam.
Yeah, but they're gonna miss whoever raised them.
Okay, they'll get over it.
Memories are developing what two three four? I even still a little baby that doesn't have memories
Imagine having this bad of spawn rng
You spawn and your mom is an off-brand juggalo that doesn't know what gender she is and she wants to send you to vietnam
Like that's pretty bad
Really
Bill cries for their mother.
Okay, but get over it.
Uh-huh.
You know?
Get over it.
I guess no one will be able to get over it.
You see, these things I've ever heard in my life.
And I want to say that.
And then taking them away from the person that raised them.
Yes, that's your opinion.
That's your opinion.
That's your opinion.
If you think the impression is good.
Well, chat less.
So this is another thing.
You can see every person that's like this is fat.
It's true.
Fat people are inherently selfish.
They are.
People don't want to hear that but I'm just saying that there's a there is there are so many examples of this
So many comparisons here. Well, hey now. I'm telling you the probability of fat people being selfish and
Wanting things for themselves is way higher than for other other types of normal-sized people, too
But you're selfish too. I am I'm trans fat. Okay?
I I think like a fat person, but I'm not fat and so that's on a nose ring that that's yeah, bro
That wait that is isn't that from a coke can?
Once you got a coke can't what the fuck
What's this dumb bitch got going on she got a coke tab on her nose oh
My god man said trans I said it bro. What's the surprise about that? So um
Um, accord it, you're not allowed to be mean to people like this.
The thing is that the reason why selfish, self-centered, obnoxious, annoying people
like this are allowed to behave this way is because there aren't more patriots
like Caleb Hammer that come out and hold them accountable.
I think we need more patriots.
We do.
Like people need to call out these self-centered, selfish, gluttonous hogs and
then call them out for what they are.
They do. They gotta let them know. They do. Yeah, a Pepsi woman. Exactly. Democrats in
general are selfish. I think it's the size, right? It's the size, spiritually fat. Yes.
Well, I mean, to be fair, she's definitely the individualist culture of the West created
these people. No, bro, like this is too much. Now, I think that the reason why this happened,
this is a girl that's never been told no her whole life. She's never been challenged
Try anything wrong. If you think you're an it, if you think you're an it, you've already departed from the realm of reality.
Okay? Like, you're already, you're on one. You've been on one. You're out, you're out of your fucking mind.
So, you think you're it? And then she's assigning the baby a gender. Listen to this again. You might have missed this part.
You want me at the kids life for the first four years?
We're gonna raise it in Vietnam.
Raise it in Vietnam?
Nam, for the first four years.
It.
Yes, it.
Yes it
Bro
You spawn in your mom is a scuff juggalo
She she doesn't know what gender you are she doesn't know what gender she is
she's sending you to Vietnam and
She thinks that you can't remember anything
really I mean it's CPS exactly bro like that's bad like I feel like that's
really really dad who hurt her she did she hurt herself and it's fat I know
and that thing's a woman yeah it's obviously a chick and juggle it oh true
right and your mom is a Pepsi bottle yeah I guess so right and it's just this
stuff is so fucking ridiculous i don't even know what to say
but yeah i just these people are so selfish and awful aren't they
gotta hate him
anyway let's go back down to look at the other ones here okay
so the the department of justice has arrested
my name is kyle i'm in tifa and there's so much rage in me that i've had to
record this like fifteen times trying to get the message out
they fucked up
okay
go watch one of the videos doesn't matter if you're not here and you're not caught up
you'd miss the fucking fight but if you are
It's time to suit up.
Boots on the ground.
Nicollet and fucking 26th.
My house is four blocks away.
Anywhere between Franklin and Nicollet
and 26th and Nicollet, show up ready to go.
Ready to go.
No, not talking about peaceful protests anymore.
We're not talking about having polite conversations anymore.
I am talking specifically to my fucking followers.
This is everything I have fucking talked about
and this is exactly what I said was gonna happen.
is that when these
exactly what i said was going to fucking no no i didn't fucking go and march on
fucking with all the guns
sorry but welcome to america twenty twenty six
amendment is the only thing that's going to keep you fucking protected from
literally fucking not see gunman yet killing innocent people
you know the street with impunity
uh... this is not
of fucking joke
there it sure is
then why am i laughing at you
if it's not a joke and why is this so funny nothing fun to chance about it
get your fucking guns
and stop these out what do you think it's not funny
so larry is
so we've had that you know at baldy crash out again
let me pull up a couple other ones
there it is kyle wagner has been federally charged for making threats to
assault
and kill ICE agents. There he is, guys. They got him. Oh, there it is again. Photo of this
arrest via law enforcement source. And I also want to say that. We'll go back, we'll watch the video,
too. This is the funniest thing I think about this, is that this guy's talking a big game.
He's the big guy. He's an American. He's like George Washington fighting against the British
tyranny. But whenever they show up to his house, is he firing a gun at the federal
officers? Is he exercising his second amendment against the tyrannical
government? No, he's not. He's got his hands behind his back and he's walking
down those stairs like a good boy. And you know why? It's because people like him
don't actually believe the shit they're saying. They only say it so they can goad
somebody else into dying for their cause. There it is. He's very compliant. That's right. And so
when push comes to shove, and you have the chance to actually push back against the federal government
that are putting you in jail, you put your hands behind your back and you say yes, sir, and no,
sir, and you do exactly what you're told, because you never believed it in the first place. It was
all a lark and thank god for that because if it wasn't a lark you'd be dead and that's why you're
larking that's it his causes anarchy well his causes anarchy until the federal government shows up
and then he does exactly what they do it also helped the fed that he leaked his address yeah that
would have taken them an extra 30 seconds so this is the connection uh we were told this was in
connection to this video where agitators showed up to curse at federal agents as they made this arrest
Is this him?
Let me see him.
Where is he?
Where is he?
Uh huh.
Look how few of them there are now.
Look at him.
What the hell is that?
What the fuck is this?
Oh my god.
I, I, I, I, yeah bro, like this is it.
This is where we're at guys, right now.
Eight people.
Yep.
the fat squad yep that's the two percent absolutely there's always white
people it is look at look bro like look at a face like China he's trying to
protector oh my god Jesus Christ man you know what I think is really funny is
that if this was really a fascist government they wouldn't be doing this
they can only do this in a government that is like you think they could do this
over in fucking China you think they could go and do this over in Saudi
Arabia. They think you do this over in Russia. No! I got a few in there not. Hey,
just kill them. Yeah, in Iran? Maybe in a body bag.
Yep.
They do it once. OSINT? I'll go to that in a minute.
Man, look at him.
Hoes mad.
Look at him. Look at him go, bro.
Oh God.
Yeah, that's about right. You got scuffed Sam Hyde and all the other fatties behind him. Isn't that sad?
Yep.
Bunch of fat carons, I know.
Warp and nerds all wide, 100%
Get out of here, get out of here, you can't be here
Oh no, you can't do that
Man, the candy man if he ate too much candy
That's true
Man
You're out there too
Yeah.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Oh my God. They're mad as hell.
And you know what? Nothing's going to change.
They're going to cry and bitch about it and get mad all they want.
But it's Olympus 9? Yeah, the Olympus 9 players.
players why are they slamming fuck you memes and because they're dumb you notice the yelling and not blocking the car anymore though
You're right, and that's what happens is that see see how orderly they are there
They're not getting in the officers way. They're not doing anything wrong at all
And what do you think the odds of that are wow? What a big coincidence and so here's the 4k footage on the raid on his home
Are they gonna show him?
Where is he? Where's Austin? They didn't even bring him out. Yeah, they didn't even bring
his ass out. That's too bad. And anyway, once the last time you left your house, you take
a deep breath. What do you smell? What is this here? You got somebody who's mad. So let me
pull this up. I'm gonna pull you up. You haven't pulled anybody up today. You can get pulled
up. So, so what, what are you mad for? What are you mad for? You've been sitting in chat
for a little bit. You've been here for a while. What was it since January? You've been here
for 15 days. All you do is get mad. What's wrong with you? Like, do you need help? What
is it that compels a person like you to follow a stream and then come into that stream on
regular basis and then complain about the stream. Don't you have anything better to do?
Like, I'm just curious. Like, I mean, because it's weird to me that somebody would do that.
Well, why would you go around and do that?
I don't get this. What's going on here? He's all out of hex to give? Yeah, I'm just curious,
right? Worse? How does this work? I hate your mind. Yeah.
What am I watching a new title of the air video on that Jewish city? Oh, I already saw that.
We saw the one in New York. We saw that a little bit ago. It was good. I liked it a lot. It was funny.
But this is something else. VIP. I'll give him another minute to respond. But he's not even saying
anything. It's just, I mean, don't you feel weird doing that? Like you come into somebody's stream
on a regular basis and just say the same things all the time.
Well, I mean, I would feel like an idiot.
So what's this here?
So it's different than you commenting on other streams?
Yeah, bro, I'm getting paid.
You doing it for free.
Next?
You doing it, you're being retarded for free.
What do you mean?
Oh, but is this different?
Yeah, it's fucking different, bro.
What do you mean?
Oh my god, what's wrong with you? I gotta think this out
We we gotta figure that we gotta figure him out
We gotta get him straight
Don't forget waste. Don't forget waste your time to this. No, it's alright. It's a little it's a little funny
It's a little funny. We go through it
Even if it's true you're outside society and again like here's the thing you say that I'm outside society
So I can't have an opinion last time I checked the coach doesn't play in the game
I'm just curious like if you got something else you're gonna cry or some other bullshit
and I'll listen to it yeah coach them play game exactly I mean I don't think yeah it's
It's just so, it's so funny.
And there was no argument left, I guess, so you're making a bunch of hole in the drywall?
No, he probably in a padded room, at least hopefully he is.
Right away, yeah, I mean, I just, I don't know why you would do this.
It's just like the people that go and they get into this fucking, this situation where
they're getting mad like this, it's just weird to me that they would do that.
It's very weird because I just can't put myself in a position that I would feel like I wasn't
an idiot for doing this, right?
But I would feel like such a moron for doing this, but he just out there doing it.
Is he fat?
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
He didn't delete his account, did he?
I bet.
What do y'all think?
Do you guys think he's fat?
I don't know.
Like I'm not sure.
Is it really like?
I mean y'all think he's fat
You know like I mean the thing is that I
Mean his messages take up a lot of space
Fat people are used to taking up a lot of space because their size
So maybe that is it?
Statistically, yes. I mean he could be fat. I don't even know what to say
But it's just weird for me to look at somebody that does that what the hell is wrong with these people you go and tell them get
don't get platforming criticized. I know. What is wrong with these people? So they rounded
up old Baldy, right? They got old Baldy rounded up. And there here is again, Justice Department
ICE has arrested the self identified anti ICE terrorist in Minneapolis today, conspire
and threaten to assault and kill officers. And you'll find yourself in federal custody
facing the full force of justice. I really mean this when I say it. Nothing would galvanize
voters more than to see this guy sent to Guantanamo Bay. Like I dream of the day that we send
these domestic terrorist retards to Guantanamo Bay. I think open it back up. Open it back
up. Send all the retards there. That's how I see it. That's what we need to do. And send
them to El Salvador. Maybe you're right. That'd be a good idea for 20 years. You gotta put
these people in jail for like 10, 15, 20 years. And it doesn't matter until everyone is doing
this shit as in prison. Yep, that's right. You got to go all the way with these people. But I
bet that after people see this happen, and oh, is this him talking? Stop these fucking people.
Sun's out, gun's out. Shut the fuck up and fight back. I'm worried. You're giving them a reason
to shoot on sight. Oh man, so true. How can we help? And so anyway, he did all of this.
Keep this in mind. He crashed out over 600 likes. He fucked his whole life up over 600
likes. I love to see this. The smart ones stay silent. Yeah, bro, like that's it. The
calling of the herd. That's what you do is that he branded himself an upper chest with
the symbol of international terrorist movement and Tifa.
Yep, apps are fucking litly.
And I wanna see, I think that it's like ISIS for policies.
Yeah.
No, I'm really happy to see this happen
to somebody like this, I really am.
And hopefully they go in and they continue
to arrest even more of these people,
bring shame to the bald, yeah.
He's not even in jail for anything cool.
Well, that's the reason why you put him in jail.
And overall, I think that really, I mean,
They have to go, they have to go a little bit harder on these people, because if you
don't go hard on them, they think they're going to be able to go back and do it again.
That's really the issue.
That's the problem, is that they think they can just go and do all this shit again and
again and again.
What's the burnt peanut issue you're going to cover?
Yeah, I'll look at that.
You know what?
I'll look at it right now.
So, where is this?
So, we've had a new episode of Ho's Mad, and people are mad at burnt peanut.
Let me pull this up.
More to go.
So, Burt Peanut was the most watched Twitch streamer in January, beating Asmongold Hassan
in XQC.
Good for him.
W. Amazing.
I've seen his streams.
They're great.
So, he's been doing really well.
He's doing good for himself.
He's popping off.
He's doing work.
Everything like it.
He's a popular streamer.
Yeah.
Bungalators.
Exactly.
So, instead of being happy for another guy's success, instead of being happy for somebody
who's, you know, like, working hard and being consistent and everything like that,
uh, they're making up bullshit. They're saying that he is a viewbotter.
This dude is a viewbotter. There's no way he randomly comes out of nowhere,
gets popular in the normie space, peeks out of 100,000 viewers,
yet his chat is more stale and dead than someone with under 500 viewers.
Also, I got permaband for saying viewbotting. He's not trying to defend himself.
Why the fuck would he have to defend himself about you?
You really gonna go in there and talk shit on somebody
and then you're surprised that you're getting banned.
You went in there with a bunch of fuck-
You getting in there talking a bunch of shit.
Also, let me pull up Peanut's chat- like, what's this chat?
Uh, the burnt Peanut, there it is.
I'll just pull up a VOD.
I'll pull up a VOD. We see what the chat's like.
Nine days ago. Oh no, that- that's a clip.
Let me just- videos, we pulled up.
up just real quick where we got over to the root there it is random spot
chat's going fast
what the fuck what the fuck that's it go to this 24-7 channel well I'm not
looking at the 24-7 channel right now I'm just saying this is his actual
stream so here's the reality a lot of people that are watching old burnt
peanut they're sitting there with their dick in their hand and he's on the
second monitor that's really what's going on then I think about that he's
streaming at four in the morning do you think all these people like all the
Australians are trying to type up a little storm absolutely not they're
sitting there killed the fuck out like anytime I'm streaming late at night I
tell you something late night streaming is something special because you can just sit there and like
nobody gives a fuck about anything barely anybody is typing like you are just like fucking chilling
and the fact is that's the way it is stream elements yeah stream elements replies etc so yeah
he's doing pretty well now is there some viewbotting that could be happening I think that with a lot of
streamers, there is a chance that viewbotting is occurring. But I don't think that with
Burt Peanut that it's occurring to a degree that is substantial. So I'm going to pull
it up here, right? Twitch tracker. So this is the way you can find out whether somebody's
popping off or not. So where is he here? There he is. There's a fucker. Alright, probably
too common. Yeah, sure. So you can see he's gaining a thousand followers an hour. This
This is an incredibly, like gaining a thousand followers an hour is an incredibly high and
also keep in mind here, he started in February.
He had 13 viewers.
Now he was building up, right?
And he saw here, he's building up.
And then right here, this is whenever he had his pop off and he started doing really,
really well.
So this is, and he was streaming in 2022 in Sainspike.
No, the reality is this is what happens for a lot of guys.
It is.
he popped off really with Arc Raiders. He got really popular with one game. And a lot
of people like watching, excuse me, watching him play Arc Raiders. And why is that? It's
because he's entertaining. And so you look at right here, all of these follower accounts.
You don't get these follower accounts if you are viewbotting, unless you think that he's
also followbotting. But if he's also followbotting, that means that he's followbotting on a consistent
regular basis all of the time. Now, he hits streamer puberty. Well, this is what, yeah,
no, unironically, that's what happens. And if you look at, for example, he's got motion,
yeah, he does, he's doing really well. Now, if I look at, for example, myself,
now I'll look at myself, we'll see how I'm doing. So I'll pull up maybe like, let's say
there's this stream or this stream or this stream. So you can see this is what a normal
graph looks like. You can see, obviously, I'm not getting anywhere near that type of followers,
But you can see that the green bars are about the same and you'll see again the green bars are again about the same
So you can see this again and again. This is somebody did follow about me right here
And this is what I wanted to show you guys
So a couple of days ago. I did get follow about it for a thousand followers
This happened
This is what follow botting looks like
This is it my bad. Yeah. Yeah, dude. You've got to make it less obvious next time, man
Like if you don't if you don't do this again, you're not getting the Bitcoin next time. I'm not sending it
This is fucked up. You make me look like an asshole
So anyway
I'll talk about something else. It's about a about a pizza dough. No actually not about pizza delivery. It's about a
Barbecue chicken delivery, of course. And so anyway
So we've got you know, obviously a lot of people right here. You can see very very clearly
you've got tons of people that are following over time,
but that's what a follow-up looks like.
And we saw that with Assan's graphs as well,
because people have follow-up on him also.
And so you can see right here, here's another one,
you can see very, very clearly,
and another one right here, and another one right here.
So what you can look at right here
is that Burnt Peanut, his graphs,
numerically are different, but organizationally are the same.
That's it.
That's what's going on. And so anyway, what's a follow-up bot? Someone has a bot to follow your channel.
Like what the fuck do you mean? Was it peanut on the OTG streamer thing? I have no idea if he was or not. I wasn't really involved.
So my point is though, is that is burnt peanut viewbotting? Let's look at his YouTube channel.
Let's pull this up.
The burnt.
The burnt.
So, we have, he has 1.4 million subscribers.
He's releasing videos that are getting 300,000 views right here.
And these are unique videos.
These aren't his live broadcasts.
You can see that his live broadcasts are also getting about a million viewers.
And this is pretty average for YouTube, I think you can easily say that.
So let's go ahead and let's look at the points on the graph, okay?
Streams on YouTube are very high.
on Twitch are very high. Subscribers on YouTube are very high. Subscribers on Twitch are very
high. Followers on YouTube are very high. Well, I guess followers are very high. Followers
on Twitch are very high. What is this? I think it's just motion. He gets 3K viewers on kick.
Yeah, he probably never promotes it and also kick is in a gaming like the reason why I get a lot of viewers on kick
There's a lot of reasons why I get a lot of viewers on kick, but at the end of the day
Jealousy's a bitch. That's it. He streams on kick and X. Yeah, definitely. Is this popular? Yeah, he's doing really well
Like I don't see how anybody's surprised by this now
So the dude is a viewbot or no way he randomly comes on over now
I want to pull up a few other guys. Okay, who else popped off?
How the fuck do you spell Jinxie's name?
What the fuck does that even mean?
Actually, I'll just look at channels. Where's Jinxie?
Oh, that's not Jinxie.
Uh, it's Keso.
Oh, look at Keso.
Keso, same thing.
Have people called him Keso if you bought it?
No.
Look at Keso.
Keso had the same pop-off
that burnt peanut did.
You see that?
You see this?
Wow, look at that.
And now let's look at, uh, let's look at Jinxie.
Look at this.
Damn brah! Damn brah! It's almost like the same thing!
What the hell is this? What the fuck is going on here?
Pirate software popped off pretty fast too, didn't they? Let's take a look at that. Damn bro, like wow!
Damn, look at that! That's a pop-off! Look at this!
And so you can see somebody else and now we're gonna pull up some other people who else we got let's look at XQC whenever he popped off
Bro, what's the same thing five years ago? Oh?
Shit
Damn, it's almost the same thing. Let's look at my old channel
Let's pull this up
Damn bro look at that it's the same thing look at that I popped off just like
this and I took a break and then I popped off again and again and again and
so is everybody in the history of streaming all botting all the time you
can check peanut on Google Trends dudes popping off yeah and so what my point is
is that you get a hose mad situation with this individual this is a hose mad
situation because you don't know how to read a graph you don't know what a graph
is I do I do I know what a graph is and I take this he would happen your old
channel anyway that we don't talk about that we don't talk about that at all so
let's see I there's somebody some idiot type in chess and bullshit not not
Not everyone, but there's definitely some viewbotting.
There is viewbotting.
There is.
Let's look at Kai.
Why don't we take a look at old Kai?
Kai's the man.
Kai's the man.
How's he doing?
Damn, that's crazy.
Damn, wow.
So look at this here.
Look at this.
See, he's popping off.
Look at this, see?
And he had a few really big pop-off months like this, right?
I mean, look how big this is.
So Kai's popped off.
Popped the fuck off.
That was his one big stream, right?
I mean, this fucks up the graph, to be honest with you.
This is a bad example.
I'm not gonna use this example.
Let's look at Hassan.
See how Hassan's doing?
How's he doing?
Same thing.
Same fucking thing.
So let's get this straight.
Burnt Peanut has the same graph as Hasan, me, XQC, Jinxie, Keso, who else did I pull up?
Pirate Software.
And I think one other dude, I forgot who it was, but for some reason, when he pops off
and now he's making a name for himself, now he's succeeding, now he's basically putting
himself on the map.
You got people trying to tear him down.
In my opinion, I think this is just jealous ass bitches.
That's all there is to it.
You're missing something though?
Sling blade?
You're going to get pulled up.
What am I missing?
What am I missing?
Go ahead.
I want you to explain.
plane. What I'm missing. Now, is there a probability that peanut has been view-botted by his viewers
or that his viewer account numbers are inflated due to people view-botting him? Yeah, I could
assume that maybe between, uh, I don't know, two and fifteen thousand of his viewers are
artificial. Fuck, you could say the same thing about me. You could say that about Hassan.
You could say that about K-dral, you could say that about K-so, you could say that about
Jynxie, you could say that about anybody.
This isn't unique to P9, this is just what people do on the website.
And this isn't calling anybody out lacy, yeah, anybody.
This is just the way the website is.
People do that sometimes.
I'm missing something though.
The only thing I feel like I'm missing right now is I'm missing hitting that band button.
I haven't done it for like maybe 10 minutes, but I'm really missing it man.
I'm feeling like I'm feeling like I need to do it again.
I'm having some withdrawals.
Man, I'm thinking about this.
I remember how good that feels.
Oh God, feels good to ban people.
And now you're really making me want to, you're making me want to do it.
You really are.
I've been replied this shit's taking forever.
What do you say?
Was this here not all the time they just get the numbers in need?
all the time. You just made this. You all you did is made an accusation. I have
provided eight different counter examples with identical growth
curves and provided other telemetry data points that reinforce the initial
growth curve. And your your argument, your rebuttal is no. That that is that
it is that is that it no I mean you kind of know it's kind of it's kind of
based isn't it no I know soon as such he's a vtuber the hate is probably from
that the hate is from a vtuber from him being a vtuber I don't know about that
I'm maybe a little bit. I'm in fuck
Holy litter. I don't know what this is. What's even defending? You don't think the person is view-bottling maybe knows what he's doing
That's you by maybe knows what he's I don't know if he is or not
I mean, I don't fuck I have any idea about that shit. I have no idea and so I'm gonna give
That isn't a reply. So but I just gave you I just I made I made a
Guess right I said that is one he got a lot of hate for his Vtuber award
Is he viewed like I mean, bro, what are we even doing?
Shut the fuck up.
Well, I don't even want to listen to this.
Anyway, let me read some of the chats and the people that are talking about him, right?
And it's just not for me to see this.
It really is.
And the swamp seems kind of empty lately.
How the fuck am I supposed to get my potions and mushrooms?
You got all the swamp hags that are supposed to be selling you mushrooms.
They're in Congress.
Not so good, huh?
Anyway, the engagement bait on this post is wild.
People will say anything a day is to get clicks.
You literally have a blue check.
Damn, we got a retard here.
I know a Rekai follower when I see one.
Who's Rekai?
No, it could be.
I've seen him as being obnoxious and hating on VTubers, despite basically being one.
Or, actually, he's not a VTuber because he calls himself a PTuber.
I think this is a hate-nass bitch.
Why is it always they, thems that hate on this peanut?
I'm literally a she-her, but okay.
I don't know what this is. Is this? Oh, that's a person. Oh, uh, this is,
Oh, this is some other pride. No idea even who this is. And, uh,
it's crazy yourself. Yeah. Chat moves too fast with viewbotting.
Do you know what stale and dead means? Account based in Europe?
That explains a lot. And so anyway, what is this year?
Randomly comes out of nowhere. He's been doing it for a few years.
I'm glad to see people calling this out. This shit is embarrassing, man.
It really is.
But I wanted to talk about it for a couple of minutes because, uh,
i just think it's embarrassing to see people that talk shit about this
and uh... the ten iq gaming this video is this deep dive in the peanuts viewer
base
yeah i mean i i i don't know about that i haven't seen it at all peanuts basis
fuck i use things of you bought until i dislike them
and also like here's another thing
is that even if he is you bought in
what does that have to do with whether you think he's entertaining or not
like if somebody is you bought in there doing better than i am
then okay that's just the way it is like i mean at the end of the day
You're always gonna have people that are gonna pop off,
they're gonna do better than you,
they're gonna do worse than you.
Maybe sometimes you do better than somebody else
for something that's of no fault of your own.
Maybe you get lucky and somebody is doing that to you
and you didn't do it,
and you gain an advantage over another person.
But if you get too caught up in this kind of shit,
you are gonna just be putting yourself
in an awful position.
You are, you're gonna be mad about everything.
And so didn't you get mad at FxTroI for viewbotting?
I did, and I'm not saying viewbotting is good,
but like extra life the thing is like peanuts got a community effects to life
didn't
but this is somebody that was you bought in
they were going zero to three thousand birth to the thirty thousand excuse me
they were going zero to thirty thousand peanut
the most you could say he's you bought in his ten twenty percent right
like that's a totally different situation
then the most you can say they have is ten to twenty
not percent
just twenty
that's a totally totally different thing then
And yeah, Norma is at work, we're talking about Peanut,
people I never watched Twitch,
he's doing something correct,
I think he's on those other platforms as well.
Yeah, exactly, he's embedding too, which is different.
And also he was taking sponsors,
he was taking sponsors knowing
that he was embedding his viewership.
And he was doing it, the difference is like embedding,
you know that a person's embedding
their own stream on purpose.
We don't even know whether Peanut,
even if Peanut is getting view-bodied,
we don't know whether he's doing it or not.
So anyway, what was just here?
Hillary Clinton.
For six months, we engaged Republicans
on the oversight committee in good faith.
We told them what we know under oath.
They ignored all of it.
They moved the goalpost and turned accountability
into an exercise in distraction.
So let's stop the games.
If you want this fight, let's have it public.
You love to talk about transparency.
There's nothing more transparent
than a public hearing cameras on.
We will be there.
This stupid old hag actually thinks that she gets to make the rules
The stupid bitch, can you believe this she's trying to make the rules herself now?
I think this would be entertaining, but you think you're in a position to negotiate bitch. You better show up
That's the way I see it
Yeah, she's based for it though. I mean, I don't think so. She probably just gonna say some bullshit
That's gonna make them try to look bad, right? She didn't make the rules for years
Yeah, and now she don't and so that's why she getting she got caught. She locked her replies. Yeah, she did she locked their replies
Why would she do that? That's very interesting and what is this here now an easy video to pose?
What is the rest of this if I can find it the biggest miscalculation in human history?
I don't even know what the fuck this is Alex Jones told Brogan about Epstein 10 years ago
Wait, what?
We all know about Jerry Epstein, okay?
Well, wait a minute, wait a minute, Jerry Epstein, probably just says name wrong.
And I don't know about Jerry Epstein, the Lolita Express, just Google that and what
is that Bill Clinton was like on 20 flights first, oh, that's right.
Okay.
And then he was also flying to this, this Middle Eastern country with his chic.
That's a minute pedophile with multi-million dollar checks and Bill Clinton on the plane.
Bill Clinton is a known sexual predator.
Okay, so all this stuff's going on and so they start bringing up lawsuits against Donald
Trump with gang does claiming he'd been with Epstein even though there's no proof in the
law because they make me log even on private jets.
None of it was ever true.
He'd been in a few years.
How prog progressive guru John Podesta is in household name as world-class underage sex
slave op cover-upper defending this is a 2011 eggs escapes me this is 2011 did
John Podesta imagine his baby mmf a I don't know what that is would be
covering up for underage sex ops and HL hate crimes against blacks what the
fuck I know what that means so so Alex was on this 10 years ago Jamie media
matters. Yeah, that's Soros, but also guess who owns the people for who?
For all this long. It's it's media matters head guy David Brock's boyfriend. And that
is where they have major Democratic Party fundraisers. And then they had they had
rock bands there that that gave live spoken word dissertations of the love
of children what how did he know bro what how much they love children have you
seen this yeah I don't even want to repeat what they really pulled up how the
fuck there's a video of them saying that is you know this is a common thing on
how did so say wait he predict 9-11 it's really it's a very very bizarre subject
but why is this like so easy what wait wait wait a minute he didn't predict 9-11
Did he?
No way.
Gentlemen, I'm so glad that you could join us today for this Wednesday, July 25th, 2001
broadcast.
Tier Ernie is enveloping the globe and the United States is shining jewel the globalists
want to bring down.
They will use terrorism as the pretext to get it done.
So that's coming up in the second half of the show.
Very important.
This is in July, 2001.
Information.
I'm going to put the call out that you call the White House and tell them, look, we've
seen the news stories that you've wanted to blow things up, that you have blown things
up, and that you're saying that four million of us are going to die and we need martial
law and the Associated Press, the one of your little drills you've had, and that we're
aware of who the terrorists are if you've done this.
This can stop.
Dude.
I want to put the toll-free number up for Congress, uh-huh, and I won't want you to believe
Alex Jones.
I want you to go get these news stories off my website.
I want you to call these major newspapers.
I want you to find out if these statements were true.
By the way-
Hey mom was right, I know.
I guess I should just say this.
a good chance I might be going on their show. They're in Austin. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, hey, hey,
hey, you know, I'm not really a guy to leave the house, but you know what? Yeah. Yeah, we're
I'm thinking about it, bro. I'm thinking about hard.
Now, so, about preparing for martial law...
We actually do it, I think about it.
And I want you to let them know that if there is any terrorism...
Yeah.
We know who to blame.
Oh, who? Who?
The point is, if any terrorism comes, it's from this government.
And if there was an outside threat like a bin Laden, who was a known CIS...
July 26, 2001.
The point is, if any terrorism comes, it's from this government, and if there was an
outside threat like Ben Laden, who was a known CIA asset in the 80s, running the Mujahideen
War, whose family builds all the military bases over in Saudi Arabia right now, the
system of the board of Iridium satellite, he's the boogeyman they need, and it's our
welly and phony system.
No.
Boy, you're in a lot of trouble, and so are we, but we gotta speak out, and it's all
we can do. All right, let's go to the FEMA piece and maybe something else.
No.
Come back in the last 12 minutes or so and I promise to get your calls.
Man, you got crazy consent. That's what they do.
And I want the White House numbers up there now. A big part of this solution, after you
research all the government terrorism and check out what I'm saying is true, call the
White House and tell them we know the government's planning terrorism. We know Oklahoma City
and World Trade Center was terrorism. We know the Joint Chiefs of Staff wanted to blow up
airliner wait wait he just
and terrorism
we know house
and tell him we know the government's planning terrorism we know oklahoma
city and world trade center was terrorism
world trade center was terrorism
we know the joint chief of staff wanted to blow up airliners
that was the first call
if you do it we're gonna blame you because we know who's up to it
or you let some terrorist group do it
like the world trade center we know who to blame
and you could save the planet
I'm calling an operation expose the government terrorist because now they're going from killing
160 people at Oklahoma City and 81 at Waco and a couple dozen injuring a thousand at
the World Trade Center saying one million associated press.
There's the White House number.
Your faxes are all mine and that's the Capitol Hill switchboard for your congressman.
We're going to leave that up throughout the FEMA broadcast.
We'll be right back with your calls.
were staying with us. I'm Alex Jones and I'm not putting this in a bad light. I'm simply
stating what's happening. Alex Jones blamed Israel for 9-11 a day after it happened. I
don't support the Palestinians either. They're all hyped up and psychotic. Israel's gonna
get us nuke always backing them up like this. Israel calls the Palestinians
Goyim or cattle or dogs or subhuman. What are they bro? What are the odds they
talking about the same shit? Some things never change. They keep them on
concentration camps. I've got video of them taking Palestinian women's tomatoes
they grow and breaking their water containers and stealing. That's why you
So you had Alex Jones calling out Israel in 2001, the date of this episode is 9-12-2001.
And our children are going to die. We're going to get nukes because of this. Iran's got the nukes now. Syria.
We are going to have nuclear war because Israel likes to go around bombing everybody.
I'm sorry, it's just the facts.
And Israel absolutely is beside itself a joy right now.
They are talking about how they are going to blow everything up, how they are going
to attack everybody, and guess who is going to get bombed because of it.
I have been supportive of Israel for many years.
When I found out what they do,
shooting little Palestinian children in the genitalia
and laughing, it's on video.
Little Palestinian, little 10 year olds walk around
throwing rocks at tags,
a guy's on top of a half mile away
and blows their testicles off.
They call them Goyim, they call them dogs.
They call the Arabs cattle.
And the Arab corrupt Arab governments
that are in league with this government,
it's really a sick, Hegelian dialectic order
of chaos, bringing the world crises, bringing them terrorism, so we'll accept a highly dictatorial
police state regime. It's happening. Oh my god. Well, um, and now here he is. So this
This is episode 9-11 with Alex Jones.
Okay, so when did episode 9-11, Joe Rogan with Alex Jones come out?
When did it come out?
2017.
Two years before Epstein died.
That's right.
Okay.
Now I know what you're talking about.
I don't have a temple in it.
And then he was also fly to this Middle Eastern country with his cheek that's a minute pedophile
with multi-million dollar checks and Bill Clinton on the plane.
Oh my God.
I mean, this is, this is, man, how about that, huh?
How did he know?
Well, how does he know all this?
You want to know the real reason why?
It's because the information has always been out there.
It has been.
Like I remember my mom was telling me about the Taliban before 9-11 happened.
I remember this, this is like kind of like an almost core memory for me is that I was
sitting next to her or like, you know, I was sitting in a chair and like she was showing
me like, you know, this is what they do.
And they have like a toy like this is like, because my mom had a Toyota truck that said
Toyota on the back and everything like growing up and she's like see this is like our car
But they have a machine gun in the back and like I was like what the fuck is this and it was in
2000 and she was like yeah, they oppress women and they you know
They don't let them vote. I'm like wow that's crazy like what the fuck and like that was it and and then like a year later
9-11 happened
That's what it was 9-11 was not the Taliban
Well, I didn't say it was but what I was saying is that a lot of this information like bin Laden and all this
Like it was all out there at the time and then also like there are people that are involved in like the inside
That know what's going on and then they leak stuff to people like Alex Jones
They do now the problem is that you have a lot of false positives
So you have something get leaked to them it turns out that it isn't true and well now you look like a jackass
But in a general sense, I think that's what happens
Your mom told you they oppressed women
Sure, your mom told you to press one?
Well, yeah, I mean, what?
Like...
Wait, what?
Wait a minute, I gotta pull this guy out.
This guy's an interesting individual.
Why would my mom not tell me that?
Like, I wanna understand...
Are you drunk?
You've gotta be drunk, right?
I mean, are you under the influence of something? You have to be.
Like, what is this guy? Who is this guy?
What's going on here? Are you high?
It's just like this guy's crashing out over nothing.
Wait above average 420 guys
Guys bro, you're two minutes early. Okay, if you're on the East Coast
So, yeah, I don't know who this guy is. He thinks you hate women
Yeah, what are you even talking about? I'm just like, yeah
What is this because that none of you streamers deserve to get paid you all bought it's all artificial all the top streamers are bought
Because you're all botting everybody's botting keep defending your botting 9-11. Why do you keep saying this?
What is this happen if happy partner anniversary? I don't play games like this, but I'm buying
Why did you what is this?
Is this pre-recorded a lot more birds?
What the hell is this guy doing?
There's something wrong with him. Oh my god. Yeah, we keep this get what a skit so I don't
know where these people come from your mom was highly educated why wouldn't she tell
you that because they're stupid I don't know who knows just the moron so anyway so Alex
Jones was onto this because a lot of people knew about it. I mean really I mean this was
it was out in the open and I think that's the other thing I mean you're out there talking
about cheese pizza at the at the fucking Oscars. So it's really not like this is some kind of massive
secret that nobody was allowed to speak of. It was very out in the open and a lot of people
were discussing it. This goes far beyond what many imagined. So we've got this right here. Okay,
Where is this? Um, and you've got one more. Oh my god.
Oh my god. What the fuck is that? It's, it's not bad. It's, it's weird, but it's not bad. Um,
what is this? Oh, it's a, is it a baby? I mean, it could be. Look how small it is. I mean,
I mean, this is straight out of Volcano Manor in Elden Ring.
Oh my God.
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Oh, that's really useful.
Thank God for that.
And where's the rest of these here if I can find it?
Middle schools and several schools
and around Salt Lake City in Utah,
left school in the middle of the day to protest ICE.
This involved them throwing things at vehicles, smashing school bus windows, going into busy roads, and chanting a bunch of things.
Man.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Wow.
They're letting these kids, so basically what they do is they, the teachers go and let these
kids go out and do all this.
And then there's nothing they can really do to the kids because they're children.
Like really, like, I mean, until we're ready, like, I, I, this is what I would do if I saw
this.
Um, I would go after the teachers that let all these kids leave school and I would charge
them for child endangerment, and every single count of a kid leaving school, I would charge
them with that many counts.
I would.
And I would effectively ruin and end their lives.
That's what I would do.
And I'd do, I'd televised the whole trial, I'd make sure everybody could see it.
I'd give them the worst punishment possible.
I'd zoom in on them crying.
Oh, would it be amazing?
I'd love it.
And that's the, until people are ready to do that, until people are willing to be that
extreme, then this stuff is going to continue because I'm going to tell you something.
If they did what I want, none of this would happen.
It would not happen at all.
It'll get worse too, it will.
And so that's it.
Probably fix the level education.
She's dumb ass kids get.
How can a teacher stop them?
Well, I mean, they could call the police and say, hey, all the kids are leaving school.
need to help me get the kids back in there. Do you really think the teachers didn't know
this was going to happen? No, they could have asked for more police officers at the school
to help make sure that there's not a riot that happens at the school. They could do this many
different ways, but they let it happen. They know what happened, and that's it. Please
end point some of that in the EU as well. Yeah, it's not the teacher's fault. It absolutely
is the teacher's fault. And also, if it's not the teacher's fault, then all the more reason to do it.
just to show that is the extent that you will go to if you let this happen.
Sometimes, and this is the cute thing about it, people might not know this,
it's one of the most effective tools is unfairness. Let me explain.
Fairness can be calculated, predicted, planned for, and worked around.
unfairness can't unfairness is random it's unpredictable it's not
calculable you can't plan for it people are terrified of that and sometimes in
order to make sure that people don't do something stupid you have to make sure
that they're afraid of the consequences shouldn't it be the parents fault
Absolutely not the parents are whenever you give your kid to a school. The school is their guardian
They are the guardian
The school is responsible for the kid
That's it
So what are you talking what about that innocent teacher, I don't think they're innocent
I don't think so at all and that's why presidents know lost control hungry aims
You try being fair never be fair never be fair with people like this
People can predict fairness. They can't predict unfairness. So they're breaking
out windows too, is that right?
How would you stop a kid pushing past the teacher? I wouldn't. I would look at
what the teacher did before and after that. And also like then maybe the kid
needs to go to juvie, right? Send the kid to juvenile detention. Like this is
what I would do. So if that's what happened and the kids are being violent
towards the teachers and there were a lot of them.
What I would do is I would have the kids,
I would have the kids put names in
and vote amongst themselves
which one of them is getting sent to juvenile detention
and which one of them is getting suspended or expelled.
I would have them rat each other out
and the person who gets the most votes
is the one that gets expelled.
Oh, yeah, I haven't do it in school.
Yeah, that's right.
Do that to three or four of them and then that'll be it.
It could be used to bully kids though.
That's fine.
It's totally fine.
Yeah.
And this is it.
Genuinely a terrible idea.
Yeah, that's right.
to have it be anonymous, exactly.
It would be totally anonymous,
and you wouldn't be able to tell.
And only, yeah, also, maybe I would do something like,
maybe I would say the first place is getting sent,
and then I'd send it to third place instead, you know?
And I think that again, because you have to keep in mind
that if you do this kind of stuff to kids,
they're gonna be so scared of this,
they're not gonna even think about fucking around.
Like, this is it.
It's so terrible an idea, it's good, of course.
So this is how you deal with them.
like people don't understand how to deal with a person like this i do
i don't have a deal with people like this you treat them like animals
and if you treat them like animals they're gonna act the way animals do
if people act like an animal you have to treat them like an animal
and the problem is that if you treat these people like people you can't sit
down and explain to a pit bull
not to bite a baby
you can't do that
but you can put a chain on them and make sure he never goes anywhere near a
fucking baby
you can't treat a dog like a person
and you can't treat a person who acts like an animal,
like a normal person.
There's a different type of behavior
and a different type of focus that you have.
And if you understand that,
it's easier to control what people do.
The goyems, exactly.
My pitbull princess would never know, guys,
it's not the breed, it's the owner, for sure.
Summary, they wanna be treated nicely,
you don't wanna treat them the way they want to,
they snap, yeah, exactly.
And so this is the way that you solve problems.
there's the way and so when i see this
when i see that cuz i we did the same thing in my school we did we had the
same problems that they were different problems
but they were the same
just came in which people are doing talking i'm just saying that's how it is
that's how it works
the bro
but the stupid ass kids
uh... oh no
Look, now they're getting the kids going and they're breathing up all this nasty ass shit.
The ideas are kind of retarded. Just hit them every now and then.
You never hit a kid. Never hit a kid.
Hitting a kid shows them that violence is the solution to a disagreement.
You can't show people that. You teach people that.
Then you're going to have a society where people try to be violent to solve problems.
That's a PvP server. I don't want to live on a PvP server.
I don't want to see that at all.
Think spanking's hitting?
I sure do.
I don't think you should spank your kid at all.
That's a low IQ behavior.
So they're doing all this.
If I was a kid, I'm going to be honest, I would do this too.
I would immediately be going out doing an ice protest just so I could leave class and throw
rocks of cars. Fuck, I used to do that anyway. But yeah, they gotta go after these teachers
for letting this happen. They do. And it's embarrassing that they don't let that happen.
And I really, I don't know why we have such a limp dick government. I really don't. Because
like, in my opinion, like, this is just me, but like the worse it is for them, the more
I like it. Like, am I the only person that's like this? Like, I hate these people. I hate
Like why does nobody else have the same feelings that I do about this like why is any but why people put up with this shit?
I hate these fucking people. They're awful. They're awful. Don't you want to make life worse for them? You should
You should these people are horrible. They're sending kids out there in the middle of the day making these kids these kids could get abducted
They could get hurt. They could get run over. They could commit a crime like the parent they're betraying all the parent these people are awful
Yeah, like they're terrible, but it's teachers they like it exactly like I don't understand why there's any sympathy for this
literal Hamas tactics because you scored higher on disagreeableness. I'm a very agreeable guy. I really am actually and
They're disgusting people. I think so. I think a small degree of violence or at least a threat of violence or made this a non-issue kids fear people
No consequences today. I don't like violence because it's not psychological. I think psychological control is much more effective
I don't like the idea of of kinetic control. I find that to be just that's what cavemen do
There's you you can do better than that. I think you can do a lot better than that
Fear is a better is a better motivator the feminization of society. That's what I think
Do you have any evidence that the teachers are sending them out? No, it's just probably what happened
Yeah, and also if it's not the teachers that are sending them out
It's the teachers that are letting them out and the teachers are their guardians are the teachers supposed to let kids out during the middle of
School and let them run around town
protesting and complaining
No, no, they're not so it doesn't matter whether the teachers you know
Promoted it it matters whether they let it happen
That's it
It's always the teachers fault. Yeah, that's what it means to be a guardian of a minor is that you're responsible for that minor
But unfortunately, they don't know that so I think the right thing to do is to remind them so yeah
it's really just that simple and
Anyway, I just I don't know really why people don't understand this
But I am very glad to see why they make expression 33 wait what the fuck is this?
I don't even know and anyway, I'll scroll down and look at a few more of these but
Rapper Coolio wait what?
Wait, yo, what's this?
Rosalissa here in Georgia wouldn't let the kids out for a protest, Big W. Yeah, you think they
can't let the kids out? Like, what is this? It wasn't indiscriminate. I was always told why. Sure.
And first elementary schools did this. I agree. But if all 30 of my students get up and say,
fuck you, all I can do is notify the office. Absolutely you can. And that's why you have to
you have to have punishments afterwards. And there have to be substantial ones. And on top of
that you like do you think these people here let me ask you some I'm gonna pull
you up real quick where is it here I find I see if I can find it real quick
where'd it go I think I must have lost it so what is this damn I don't even know
where it went so I guess I can't find it anyway I don't know where that message
was it went it got away from me but my point is that do you think that they
knew this was happening at a time do you really think the parents had no idea
that this or that teachers had no idea this was going to happen really but you
really think they had no idea they absolutely did so what is this
rapper cool yo exposed vampires drinking adrena chrome
yo what's up this crew over the flow you know my Instagram live
I'm gonna do something for the first time. It's a new sickness. It's a new segment that I'm gonna do every day that I'm a call
I'm cool on that
I'm gonna tell you what I'm cool on today. All right. Well today is
Well something is obviously wrong or
You obvious something something you see something going on and it's somebody brings it to your attention, right?
And then you sit there argue them down
about how it's not true.
Yeah, sure.
The gaslighting.
Yeah, for real.
Because, because, you know, some things are,
some things are made believe, some things are fictional.
What's with his hair?
Some things are fake.
Yeah, right.
And some things we don't know about.
But somebody says he looks like an onion.
I can see that.
And it's obvious whether you've done the research or not, okay here is something that's obvious
Then why would you argue about it?
Okay
They got to go head on go home and drink your angioclone
You suck ass motherfuckers. I'm cool on that son of a wing
Angel Chrome.
He also goes on to express feelings and frustrations for being ridiculed by people close to you
who display cognitive dissonance and shoot down any conversation you want to have with
them on this very serious issue.
What the fuck?
Oh man.
Man
JL Colin right three got arrested who did I'll pull it up real quick. That's insane
So and then also people said he died five days after this. Is that true?
Well, let me see if I can oh, yeah, we're gonna get to this. I'm not ready for it
Yeah, but we're gonna get to it in a minute. So there's no he died five days later
So how did coolio die?
probably a heart attack something like that right
unresponsive the official cause of death was an accidental overdose from fentanyl
it was ruled accidental
that is really uh that's honestly guys
I mean, I'm seeing a lot of these messages. I'm seeing a lot of these people and
People dropping like flies. They are I'm seeing people dropping like flies
Now I mean the thing is for me like I worry about this every once in a while because I see this shit
But the way I look at it is like if they haven't got Alex Jones. There's no way they're gonna give me right?
I mean, I'm probably it's like they if they're not mad at him. They're probably not gonna be mad at me
So it's just damn, but like it does make you a little bit stressed out about this doesn't it like wow
He accidentally took too much. We have a heart attack gun. I mean, I'm not surprised like who would be surprised about that probably
Yeah, it's just very interesting that this is going on. Is that lizard outside your window?
Not right now. Not right now
They're like Alex Jones because he makes the idea look crazy. I guess that's it
And so anyway, they killed him five days later. This is three years ago. What the fuck is this Mia Khalifa dead?
If this is sounds like bullshit like there's no way it's true
Yeah, like what do you mean? Like yeah, I'm about to say and
Anyway, what is this here if I can find these other ones?
But yeah, where is the rest of these other other comments about it? They can't poison your immune system. You're safe
I mean, I really I don't know how I don't really get sick more if you want me to be honest
I really don't like because the way that I live and everything by somebody that lives the way I do should be dead
Well, I'm a beyond I should be fucking dead. Well, I don't know how it happens. So
Anyway, what is this here? Oh listen to this get ready
You know 2% of the population
which produces 90% of the violent crime.
Think of that.
Think of that.
And Washington now-
Not again.
Yes, again.
It happened again.
That's right.
I bet it feels good.
Feels really good.
Yes, I get it all the time.
I go into-
By the way, do you want to know how I arrived at the 2% number?
because I've never really explained this.
It's because
El Salvador did it with one and a half percent and I assume that we had even more problems than they did
so I just rounded it up to two percent.
That's the actual reason.
And I saw the violent crime statistics of how much like what percentage of people were doing this and I was like, okay
well that that makes sense
because like this guy knows like yeah, no fucking way. Yeah exactly. Well, that makes sense. Yeah
Sure. That's how it's called logic, yeah. That's actually how I arrived at the number.
Because I don't think that I ever really explained why it happened.
Has Trump said the N-word yet? We're saving that. We're saving it.
I mean, it is... I mean, would it be better or worse if Trump said the N-word during Black History Month?
What do you guys think?
White House and people that work in the White House come up sir. I want to thank you so much young woman man
Yeah, they say I walked to better. I couldn't have walked to work
I wouldn't have even thought to walk to work before
They walk to work. That's two percent. It's one out of me. No, I mean restaurants are opening up
They'll stop it almost going to be all closed. It would have been all closed
You couldn't even go even if you got there the restaurant would be robbed with people sitting there hold up your hands everybody
yeah
delugey server and then it
whack people with a but of a gun at all
doesn't washington is a very safe city
we have almost no crime
to paradise so but wow took place very quickly sure that you know
two percent
of the population
produces
ninety percent
of the violent crime
that's right
that is right
And so again, like, I'm glad to see this.
I am.
You Kaylee put in charge of DOJ a couple months?
Yeah, I'd love to see that, man.
And that would be amazing.
Tyler, Olivia, Arias, all the other things.
No, we're going to watch that later on today.
I'm not ready.
Should it be illegal to face consequences for saying the N-word?
What?
I don't know.
I mean, I haven't said the N-word at this point.
I don't even remember the last time I said the N-word.
I don't which is like that's really shocking like you know like usually I can remember the last time it was
But um, no, I haven't said it for I
really don't know I
Have no idea when the last time I said the n-word was and just take a piss and say it
Maybe I should man and school days. Well, no, it was more recent than that, but like I honestly don't even remember so
So, Zoran Mandami, supporter says the city should make it illegal for businesses to leave
because of higher taxes.
What do you say to the folks who say, well, if you tax a millionaire-
You know what business he's worried about leaving?
Burger King.
Guys, they're going to leave the city and the top 1% pays 40% of the taxes in the city.
So what happens if they leave?
What's your response?
Well, that's what I would say.
It's like we should take their business and we run it like for our, like the city ourselves.
So they take their business to Florida.
You feel like you can make it keep it.
I mean, they can't leave the building.
They can't just bring their whole entire workforce
to Florida, right?
They can't bring all of it.
So we have to keep the workplace here, the workforce here.
You know what?
Slavery is coming back.
You know, it's been a while.
It's been 100 and something years without slavery.
I mean, I think it's about due for a return.
like the resources that they have to like build the business here to Florida
Saviors that yeah that's a whole thing and that's where you'd even say like
we're building a real movement right so like so I mean what he means a movement
like a political movement not not physical not that we'd also like make it
illegal for them to like actually like make it illegal for them to leave that's
good I like that fine like find them the hell if they're gonna try to like
abandon their property here right clearly people do need to work right
people do need to like, you know, make a living in the houses.
Yeah, definitely. That's what they're going to do. I mean, it's crazy where these people
come from, man. The Iron Curtain. Yeah, best mayor ever, clearly, right? He's got some of
the best viewers. And that's fascism. Well, it's, as I said, these people don't view,
they don't view their oppression as actual fascism. They think that it's normal. And
this is also, I see they're finally cleaning this shit up, which is a great relief.
It's more in duties to enforce immigration law that Congress passes unacceptable
And it's shameful and incomprehensible to me that any
That this one lawful and threatening behavior is being tolerated by anyone. That's right
As far as well. I saw yesterday the roadblocks being set up
You're not gonna stop ice
You know, I'm gonna stop for patrol
You only thing you're doing is irritating your community and want to go get groceries
or pick the children up or whatever.
Man.
I talked to the chief of police and he committed to-
Roblox?
That's it.
He did say that.
I'm an illegal roblox.
They're illegal.
We shouldn't tolerate them.
That's right.
That's right.
Again, a complete drawdown is going to depend on cooperation, continued cooperation, the
left on st. Law enforcement and the decrease of the violence, the rhetoric and the attacks
against lice and border patrol.
Man.
The federal law enforcement personnel, lice and CBT and other agencies are patriots and
by and they've carried out the duties patriotically.
Yeah, 100% he's getting better at speaking.
He is the only man for the job.
Yeah, bro. Like he's good. He bases fuck. He absolutely is. I'm glad to see this.
And Tom says with drawing troops, they won sadly.
Why they need all the troops there if they're already just turning over the
prisoners.
Why do we need all the troops over in Minnesota if they just going to give us
the guys out of the jail? We don't want to be over there either.
But nobody want like this is a total artificial problem.
It is. It's a complete artificial problem. So, and this is it.
And law enforcement officials about increasing coordination in a lawful way
Look between the county jails. That's the deal. Yeah, that's the deal to avoid public safety
threats being released back in the community
Illinois is called for a war on the government. Well, we had our differences one thing was clear
We all committed the public safety
for all who live in the twin cities
We have made significant progress under the direction of president trump
Working with state and local officials here in minnesota. Yeah, and I expect that to increase in the coming weeks
We continue to have discussions, I'll have discussions this afternoon.
We currently have an unprecedented number of counties communicating with us now, allowing
ICE to take custody of illegal aliens before they hit the streets.
See that?
Unprecedented cooperation.
Wow.
Now say it again, this is efficient, requires only one or two officers to assume custody
of criminal and target rather than eight or ten officers right going into the
community and arresting that public makes it easier for everybody this frees
up more officers to arrest or remove criminal aliens yeah more officers
taking custody of criminal aliens directly from the jails that's right
means less offers on the street doing criminal operations this is smart law
enforcement, not less law enforcement. There's always what people
want. That's what they have everywhere anyway, safer for the
officers and safer for the alien. Yes, this coordination also
makes it far more safe for the Twin Cities. Man, I'm glad to
see this. I really am. Like this has been a huge long time
coming. I want to keep in the jail. Yeah, crime rates
plummeting alongside rent because of the deportations. Yeah,
course right and it's just really good to see this i'm happy to see that you know did did he
just admit they're doing criminal operations uh that who i mean like the the officers i mean i
don't i don't think so and then this guy broke congressman brandon gill from mother fucking
texas i just introduced a bill to ban immigration from samalia the sole aim of our immigration
system is to benefit American citizens, not transform our communities by importing corrupt,
failed societies." Oh my god! Oh shit! Someone goes and says, let's go Brandon! I'm so happy to see
this! I've been waiting on this for a while. This is amazing. I love being Texan. Yeah,
Yeah, absolutely. All right, what's she say about a war on the government?
Yeah, what is this here?
Oh, on Omar, is this her an attack?
Um, Somalia, what is this here? I do.
I knew one height. This is some other bullshit. I can't even read that.
I don't even know what the fuck she's saying. Yeah, somebody's saying she's declaring war on the government.
Like, I didn't see that anywhere. I think people are just making that up.
But a homo needs to go to Massachusetts next. Yeah, definitely and oh my god
Is this somebody else calling out peanut for being a view to a
Fucking a viewbotter. Oh
My god later overnight. He's super tiresome high triple digit viewers and late overnight
Literally gained thousands viewers over the course of maybe a week or two. Obviousness is obvious
It's just oh, I got the wrong chart. I got the wrong chart. Yeah, I'm sure you did
Jesus Christ these people are fucking retarded. I don't even know what to say
just pathetic really is and
She got booted today. Yeah, somebody got where can I find the clip of her talking about that?
Yeah, we're not able to find that because I do want to see it
But I'm not sure if that's really it or not the Jeffrey Epstein fortnight account got privated
well, I'm not sure about that I haven't seen that and
I get rid of the new Minnesota flag exactly and
And Grammys audience, this is also funny, the Grammys audience declines by one million viewers.
It's the second consecutive year that the awards ceremony attracted a smaller audience.
According to experts, the Recording Academy is slowly losing respect among the general public due to their controversial picks.
I think that it's also like another really big component to this is that a lot of people like they want to watch an entertainment show,
show, but they don't want to be, they don't want to have politics in an entertainment show.
But contrary to what a lot of these actors believe is that, like, and you guys know this,
right? It's like, if I'm going on, like, for example, whenever me and Rich do Allcraft,
we don't really talk about politics on Allcraft. We don't really do that. So, like,
whenever people use their platform, like, you can turn that off. But what my point is, is like,
you can turn it off. You don't have to talk about politics all the time. Like, that's not the only
element of your life. So if you've got these people that are constantly trying to push this shit,
and like people know my values, people know what I think, but if people don't agree with it,
they can still watch the show and they don't have to constantly listen to it and get pissed off.
And I get that. I understand that. There's people that I listen to and I know that they're assholes,
I disagree with them. But if they're just being funny, then everything's fucking fine.
So what I think is weird about this is that these people have to push this inside of the
Grammys and inside of these award ceremonies. I think people are just tired of this. They're
tired after this. It's so, so fucking annoying. Thank God the game awards isn't as horrible. Yeah.
It's just obnoxious, bro. It's so, so obnoxious.
And who wins a, who wins FPS streamer the year? I don't know, right?
Because of massive streak and viewership? Yeah, definitely.
Celebrities are losing their popularity, so they try anything to be relevant.
Yeah, I think that's definitely what's happened, but you know, it's getting worse.
No one cares about rich people getting awards for doing nothing.
That's it. That's the real reason is that people are tired.
People are tired of rich celebrities going out there and patronizing the public.
Oh, this is a good one.
We ask you a quick question. We're trying to get back on documented people who were deported by
ice can you support that? Of course I can. Can we get your signature real quick? We're
part of the bring them back campaign. Can you imagine her selling mushrooms in a swamp?
I could. Easily I could. Without even a second of hesitation I could. She's in the wrong
place. Should have never, should have never let these people in there. Yeah, that's it.
i'd buy it, yeah, it should probably make some good mushrooms
specifically darwin
unfortunately she votes like she's on them
vaskas ramos
who was deported to maryland this week
and i do have to tell you he was convicted of third degree sex offense but we
think he does
look at her face
serves a second chance
okay
yeah just get your signature in
what do you think about what's going on with ice right now
well it upsets me very much
We don't look like our country anymore.
We don't look like our country.
If you support bringing him back to the US,
he needs a place to stay.
Could he come and stay with you?
No, I don't have any place for him to stay.
You don't?
Have my signature.
OK, thank you.
These people love signing a blank check for somebody else
to deal with the problems that make them feel good about
themselves.
See, I really am not downplaying this
whenever I say that I view these people to be
the absolute pinnacle threat to America.
I do.
I think these people are a larger threat than Russia, China, Iran, Hamas, Hezbollah, you
know, MS-13, Trinidad, Arragua, Colombia, any of this.
These people are our core enemy within.
This is the true enemy right here.
I don't know about that.
I do.
I do.
Absolutely.
Because the problem is that all of those other issues become solved once you take people like this out of the voting population.
Because people like her would vote to bring all of those other people that are going to ruin the country into the country.
So if you don't have those people voting to let them in, all of the other problems won't exist either.
You've got to find a way. What should we do about it?
I think that we need to have a voting test.
do. We need to have a voting test and there needs to be other ways that we do to disenfranchise
more people out of the voting process. There are too many people involved in the voting
process and it's causing emotion. Like basically, like a trolley problem is a great example
of this, right? So if you're giving contradictory answers or like different values, slippery
slope, I know. I know it is. That's the goal. Like I think that it's better to have less
people voting than more people voting. That's it. Parkour to vote. Yeah, definitely. People
have to pay to vote. Maybe you're right. Go back to the original voters. IQ test. I'd
like the sound of that. And do you think China infiltrated the Democratic Party? No. Emotions
that... And you even have people like this. Look at this.
You guys always want to push it. You privileged white boys always want to push it to the head.
No, knock it off trading. Oh, yeah, that's a white boy name for sure. Trayton. Oh, God
Honestly, if his name is Trayton, I might have to agree with the teacher bro Trayton. Are you kidding me?
But you guys always want to push it you privilege white boys always
No knock it off trading knock it off
How can this be racist?
Yeah, I wonder why.
And no, it's people, people let this happen.
They do, they let this happen.
And again, until people have some degree of self-respect, it's going to keep getting worse.
It will.
It's going to keep getting worse until people develop a degree of self-respect.
And hopefully it'll happen, but nowadays I become less and less likely.
So this girl, y'all remember this?
This is that scuff TikTok mom from TikTok, remember her?
Here we are at my official dating profile request.
She's like 40-something or whatever.
And she's making videos about going out there and being the resistance and everything like
that.
Yes, this is a full-grown, absolute elite Karen here.
And you can see it.
And you've got her, Elizabeth Rose, arrested for assault ramming of a vehicle.
Man, that's just too bad, huh?
That is too bad.
Man, I love to see this.
That's right.
Cat Lady Karen.
She is.
And good riddance.
Absolutely.
Timu Sarah Connor.
a good one. That is a good one. I like that one a lot. And so, yeah, there it is. Jobs
are due background checks. Does she ever fuck? Yeah, she's probably going to be fucked now
because she has a, now she has a charge in her name. Absolutely. And so this is it. The
chairman resigned. I don't know about that. I haven't seen that at all. Closer to 60
than 40. I mean, by the end of this whole thing, it will be more arrests too. They got
even more of this ramming again, assault. And you can see they're finally arresting
these people and uh-oh uh-oh.
Today is Monday, February 2nd, 2026 and I'm coming at you with some news that I really
did not want to have to come to you with which is I just received a call from a lawyer telling
me that the federal government is going to charge me and my options were to A. Turn
myself in tomorrow morning, which will be the 3rd of February, or wait for the
I think I know what happens.
I think I knew what happened.
Oh, wow.
Oh, look at that.
Then to sort of warrant and knock down my door.
Yeah.
Um, so tomorrow I'm being charged with 18-USC-111.
Yeah.
I don't know much information other than that.
I have to turn myself in in the morning.
Yes.
Um, clearly I've been crying.
Music to my ears.
I love this.
Uh, here's what I will say.
I am so incredibly grateful for community and who have reached out.
Beautiful, isn't it?
I wish she had recorded herself crying.
You're going to scrub the internet. That's a great idea. You know what they call that?
Scrubbing the internet. They call that spoilation of evidence.
This stupid Karen doesn't even know the law. You stupid bitch. You're going to go out and
And you're gonna say, these people feel like there's no rules.
They're deleting evidence.
Oh my god.
And she's out there admitting it, saying it ahead of time.
Oh wow.
I will tell you that there's gonna be a different page that is active.
I'm gonna have to take this page private.
I bet you will.
But you can find out more information at Notoriously Lizzie.
There is a link in my bio to get you connected to that.
I have a friend that's going to be running that and updating it with information
in case they do not let me out tomorrow. There's also a GoFundMe on there.
And you see that the moment that somebody like this actually gets faced with the...
They get faced with consequences of their behavior. You know how she was talking about
like being in the resistance and fighting back and you know being aggressive and everything.
Whenever they told her that we can either come and bust down your door or you can show up at the police station
Take your pick. You know what she does? She probably dresses up and she goes right down to the police station like a good little girl
That's right
Because that's what consequences are
The hammer of justice you're goddamn right
For my friend and the long dick of the wall
The only one who has received charges. We just don't know how that's gonna look moving forward
But please share
Share this this I appreciate them sharing this this made my day better
This is insane. This is absolutely insane. Oh, it's gonna get a lot worse
I mean there are people disappearing there will not be returned well hopefully that doesn't happen to you, right?
This feels very retaliatory
It is it's retaliating on you for committing a crime. That's how it works
Yeah, see yeah, you get deflated real quick whenever you feel like you're getting charged for a federal crime
Yeah, that went down real fast
Yeah, bro. Like that was yeah. Wow
What is it? Isn't it crazy like look at the vibe shift?
I'm gonna be in the shock crisis mode right now in crisis mode. Good. Please follow the other page and that's notoriously
Lizzie. She's genuinely shocked once this happened. I don't any questions or DMs, but there's also the go for me and
Thank you for being here with me. Thank you. Yeah, you're welcome
Maybe ask the ever in our favor
They won't be.
Oh, they won't be! That's it!
Disappearing? What is this Harry Potter's cloak?
Well, considering that's the only book that people like that read, I think it's true.
Should everyone knew she was going to be charged? I take it that she was able to surrender herself today.
She sure was. And then, oh, this is her!
Wait a minute. Oh, this is her doing it!
What's she doing?
this stupid bitch this stupid bitch so she driving around in our Subaru yep she
driving around causing a little cause in trouble with her Subaru man and now
she's got charged. Oh no. Subaru 4 Star is the final boss for Karen's, is that it? Is that like
their final form? By the way, I actually really think that it's important that they take these
people that are on social media that are like goading people into doing this and they have a
like they go after these people in a very public way and they do it to
them in a Old Testament fashion like you know charge them for as many crimes as
possible that way it sets an example for everybody else and that way these people
you know in a way right they want to be a martyr well Jesus died on the cross to
show everybody else that hey this is the way to do things well maybe they can do
the same thing. Not dying on a cross, but sitting in jail. That's it. Get out. One like
equals one charge. I like the sound of that. It's a good idea. Palantir has been doing
work. Yeah, we got to invest in Palantir, guys. This is big. I mean, if they keep this
up this is yeah can we arrest the annoying people too I wish
corner of 41st and 21st. This SUV said with eyes pulled up and she was trying to move.
They hit the back of her car. They're now pulling her out because they're claiming she ran into
them. She did not. Let's be very clear. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Oh, they got her on the ground.
Oh
Man
No
Jesus say it again, maybe it'll happen. It's like Beetlejuice
Yeah, yeah, I need that she says it's unlawful of course
She's back
man
man they got they got her up there in the field
god
oh no
oh no not consequences oh no
well she's short
hey they're taking her out there like a little hobbit
She got out the Shire.
What a useless human. I agree.
Man.
It's sad.
So there it is. They rounded that bitch up and they got rid of her. Man, I am so happy to see this. I am.
And now she's charged for uh assault. And I don't know really what kind of a charge that is, but I bet it's probably pretty serious.
especially whenever it's being done against a federal officer, hopefully they put her in jail.
I want to see that happen. I think we need to put people like this in jail. We do.
And Karen's love larping? Well, that's why it's important that you arrest them
to make sure they realize that it's not a joke. It's not a game.
And so that's it. They're taking the hobbits. Yeah, they're taking the hobbits to ICE.
They're taking the hobbits to the detention center. Oh, no.
So, and then, oh yeah, we'll get this here, right?
This is the same guy, look at this.
So we've been invited to the local Somali Mosque, and as you can see how beautiful it is, this
is where they do their prayer.
This is where normally 500 people will come and make prayer, but things are quiet because
the local community is scared to come out, they're terrified.
It was an honor to be invited to this mosque, but it was surreal to be there, and it made
me feel good about my actions in that white supremacist church earlier.
And so you can see again is that, you know, he goes to a mosque and he doesn't do anything
bad at all.
And so this is what I was saying before is that all this behavior and everything is not
unhinged.
It is calculated.
It's calculated with a degree of risk and accountability whenever that is very, very, very factored
into their decision making process.
whenever maybe it wasn't praying time? Yeah, exactly. It's like Timu Osama Bin Laden. Yeah,
this is like our version of Osama Bin Laden. That's it. And then also, oh, here we go too.
And so I wanted to show this, the New York Times Magazine or New York Magazine is now
against bodycams. That's right, guys. You thought bodycams were good? Well, now they're not. There
are now more than 150 YouTube channels devoted to the unredacted arrests of everyday people.
The most popular uploads are the most salacious and humiliating.
When suspects try to flirt with cops, boast 7.9 million views.
Hooters waitress tells cop, I can take it all off, claims 2.4 million.
So basically, hoes are getting exposed, and this magazine has a problem with it.
Wow. I feel like if anything, this is just an advertisement to be a police officer.
So the unlucky ones have been watched and mocked millions of times. They've been
uggled, insulted, and abused. Good. Great! They're mostly women, mostly between 18
and 25, and mostly powerless to stop their online humiliations. I don't know if
I'm ever gonna get tired of winning. I don't know if that's ever gonna happen.
This is honestly like we should probably watch this now. Like now I see it. I
didn't even know this is a good video. Yeah, maybe I'll take a look at it.
Mostly powerless, check the replies. And so far YouTube channels featuring such
videos have generated over a billion views. The way it tends to go is first
someone files a public records request for every DUI in a jurisdiction, then
they filter the list to exclude mail names, and then they finally request a
rest footage of the rest. In a few months time the videos pop up, young women
slurring their words, stumbling around during their arrests. How exactly did we get from
police officers documenting lawful arrests in the service of transparency to shadowy
YouTubers pocketing ad dollars and extortion fees for humiliating recordings of everyday
people? Michael Snorris reports on how police body cameras were supposed to prevent abuses
and are now been taken over by YouTubers who use the footage to embarrass young women for
Oh man. Isn't that good? The people do it themselves. That's right. As these women get
embarrassed, I'm happy. We gotta watch these. I didn't even know these were so popular.
Now that I do, we're gonna watch a lot more of them. Yeah, he's fucking Karen's. That's
it. Does it matter why they're women? No, they're just doing that to try to get sympathy.
Hi, everyone.
Are these YouTube channels run by Americans?
Leftists realizing that bodycams they begged for a decade ago
are actually terrible for their cause.
Their manufacturing consent about removing bodycams
after years of demanding that they be implemented
because it backfired and the bodycams allowed us
to see the truth.
Of course, they use easy targets like young,
beautiful women instead of criminals.
That's right, 2020 journalists make bodycams public.
So many page views, 2026 journalists,
YouTubers stole our pageviews.
Man.
Oh no, women who drunk drive and risk everyone's life,
and then immediately commit another felony by trying to trade sex for favors from a police officer.
Why won't the YouTubers leave these wonderful people alone?
I'm loving this, man.
I am. This is amazing. Same people that want ice to wear cameras? Yep.
Hmm.
I'm very happy to see this, I am.
And I think it's true too that these people, I think body cams have had a tremendous negative
effect on the public's perception on like police brutality.
Because one thing that these body cams have shown is that the kind of shit that police
officers have to deal with on a regular basis is they have to deal with people that are
functionally animals, and it's basically police officers are like adult daycares.
They are.
Like the police stations like an adult daycare.
Like they have to go and arrest somebody.
They're acting like they're five years old, and they're like trying to talk this person
out of like, oh, why were you arrested?
It's some other bullshit.
Therapists with a gun.
Yeah, they're a therapist with a gun.
That's right.
That's why live PD was amazing.
Actual literal hose mad.
Yeah.
We have a literal example of Hozeman.
And oh yeah, anti-ice activists describes roadblocks and traffic checkpoints they set
up in Minneapolis.
We are literally creating a place that we know who's coming and going in and out of
our neighborhoods.
Is that right?
Wow.
How about that?
That's crazy.
of this what a great idea yeah I mean I really it has somebody thought about this before this is
a really smart idea oh here it is here's the video I literally creating a place that we know who's
coming and going in and out of our neighborhoods in the middle of the road it's like you think
that this was recorded by like the onion or something right like Saturday night live at 32nd
and Cedar Avenue and makeshift roadblock turn this intersection into a roundabout
cars road as drivers noticed some hunks others asked questions and one man brown food for the
people standing oh my god how did it make you feel just seeing a community checkpoint in your
neighborhood well you know it it felt fine i didn't i don't uh i don't have any trouble with uh-huh
Uh-huh, Wade Haines has been standing at this corner
Yeah, today for one reason why stand up against ice activity and keep his community safe
He chose this corner others chose this intersection. It's kind of inspiring. It's like wow, okay
We got we've got folks out there who are kind of taking care of us looking awful
But Minneapolis police stepped in clearing the roadblock. That's right
That's right and restoring flow of traffic
I bet you are.
We need to keep our neighbors safe, so we will be doing this again.
How is this person free?
How are they not in jail?
This is what's so crazy about this, is that you have people that go out and do this and
they're never suffering any consequences at all for this.
And I think this is going to continue to happen.
It's going to keep getting worse until people finally decide to put their foot down.
And whenever they do, that is going to be a beautiful day.
It will be.
It is going to be a beautiful day to see this happen.
And straight to the gulag, it's illegal, I know, man.
I just, I really hope that, I hope that next time we have an election, we're going to have
somebody that really wants to solve this problem.
I do.
I don't know.
J.D. Vance really got a lot of respect from me for saying for what whenever it was apologizing
to that guy's family.
Like I could not have come up with a better response from that.
That was like, bro, all right, maybe that's a real one.
Maybe that's a real one.
Maybe that's somebody that's going to go and do and say what needs to happen.
But I don't know, man.
These are state problems.
Well, I mean, if they're happening in general, right?
I mean, why are we funding a state?
not even enforcing the law. Like that's it. Why are we giving them any money? Hopefully
it's not you're ready to be right again. I hope so. And hopefully it's not the general
public that puts their foot down. This will lead to nothing good. Yeah. I mean, if people
run them over, I mean, that's what I would do, bro. Like, what if you just let people
run them over and pardon the people that run them over about that? Yeah, but solve the
problem really fucking fast. And again, like there are there are a lot of creative solutions
to stuff like this. There are. And honestly, I mean, these people are, and you've got to
keep in mind, these people are violent, aggressive, and they'll do this stuff to you. They'll
do that. And in Florida, you can. Absolutely in Florida, you can. And that's the thing.
Is anybody that wants to call me crazy or say that I'm wrong for this? Florida, they
already agree with me. They are in the second state. This like that is fucking Texas. That's
That's right. And that's where we're at. And so that's the way it is.
We got some ADQ. Yeah, I feel about Nashville being without power for weeks.
I haven't even heard about that. Honestly,
it's the first time I'm hearing about it right now. So yeah, it's that simple.
And graveyard dead. Remember that? Yeah, that was a good time.
And this is also, uh, as far as I know, this one turns out to be real.
A counselor from a socialist party who supports diversity visits a kebab shop
to show solidarity with the Muslim community and gets beaten up for being gay.
Somebody in chat says this makes it's a rom apparently it is
let him go let him go let him go let him go
damn remember beating this shit out of this guy
oh my god
god damn and you see like they got him on the ground and everything
context yeah i mean again like you shouldn't have been doing this
this is crazy and also like if you respect their culture so much
then why do you go in there? This is like bro, this is like going into a vegan restaurant,
eating a steak. It's disrespectful. So really, how are you going to go there and do all this,
and you don't even respect their culture at all? You're using, you're looking at these people like
they're like, I don't know, like a social accessory. Like you don't go into church like this dressed up
like a drag queen, like what's going on? Like if you want to go into a Muslim establishment like this,
And you're gonna do something that you know they don't like. Why would you do that?
Really? Like, what are you doing? It's unbelievable, man.
Why do they come here and don't respect ours? Well, it's because these people invited them.
They invited them. So, I got somebody, this somebody's, yeah, you've discussed me with
some of the stuff you've been saying. What have I said that was disgusting? Tiny wizard.
What have I said? What have I said this got this got you upset?
Clear case of fucking to find out. Yeah, cuz they're invaders. Hey look the thing is that these people want if you want to bring in a
population of people that have
reductive and regressive views on homosexuality and other types of sexual expression and then you get surprised when those people are violent towards you
You should have expected that everybody should have expected this. It's not a surprise. It's not like a oh
Wow, I can't believe this happened anybody could expect this would happen because this is that this is that that's their value system
Like not all of them, but some of them. That's the way they think guys. They're going to hate each other
What what is this? Why should you not hate somebody that's going out there and blocking the road?
Like of course I hate him
What why shouldn't you?
Yes, fucking annoying. What do you mean by this?
You'd be surprised how many of you don't hate your political views, but they hate you're not playing wow anymore
Yeah
The thing is like I would put I would play wow fuck pedos
We can say fuck cancer next
Is that it?
Yeah, I think cancer is bad too
United against what? Yeah, I'm confused by this. I really am. How's this work?
Wait until you night behind the rule law. Yeah, imagine not it's crazy, huh?
Trump is one of them bro. Oh for sure. Oh, they're all fucked. Oh wow everybody's fucked. It's all bad
Yeah, sure. Okay, so then you agree that we should deport all the illegals because some of them are pedos too
So then you agree with that
No, I mean, because that's where I'm at, right?
I mean, obviously, I think that's what makes sense.
Check Epstein is alive.
Check conspiracy separate.
I do.
Good.
Good.
Yeah, I'm not trying to listen to this bullshit.
You're just being a weirdo.
You're being a weirdo crying time.
Oh, but Donald Trump, Donald Trump, bro, shut the fuck up.
Like there are millions of those weirdos in the country.
There are millions of those people, man.
That's it. And it's so, so embarrassing, man. It is. And that's all they focus on. They
don't care about. They don't care about Pettos. They don't give a shit about that. The only
thing they care about, and again, they don't care about it because they let them stay in
the country. The only reason they care about it is because they think they can weaponize
it and complain about Donald Trump. That's the only reason. So let me pull up the conspiracy
everything. So dots are connecting. Epstein's Fortnite account is active in Israel? No. No,
I'm not going to see that. Is fucking president retail? Of course, that's their focus. That's
their focus because it takes the focus off of the illegal aliens they're trying to keep
in the country.
They have no objective value for that.
In Biden's daughter's own autobiography, I believe, she was talking about Biden showering
with her when she was 12, okay?
So if you really were against pedos, you would have been trying to get rid of Biden, too,
but they weren't.
So I don't want to hear a single fucking second about moralizing about that shit.
It's a fucking sicko.
They're all sickos.
So I don't want to hear about, oh, wow, this is the problem.
Let's focus on bigger things and more people.
You can look it up for yourself
Anyway, his fortnight account is active in Israel
He stopped playing during his arrest and he has continued to play fortnight in chapter
guys
There's no way
Little list Jeff one fortnight. Okay
They blocked the searches.
Little ST Jeff.
Did I not type that?
Is it E?
Oh, okay.
Here it is.
Little ST Jeff.
Okay, we're good.
I think this is a very interesting coincidence, right?
It's a very interesting coincidence.
Here, can somebody find me the link to his Fortnite account so I can look at it myself?
I'll be right back. Give me a second, okay?
Let's see it.
So let me get this straight.
We have a situation here where Jeffrey Epstein's supposed Fortnite account, Fortnite tracker,
we have, all right gentlemen, we have the Fortnite account right now.
Let's pull it up.
The profile has just been made private.
Wait a minute.
Can I look at this on Wayback Machine?
Wait a minute.
Hold up.
Hold up.
Hold up.
It has not archived that URL.
So let me get this straight. There are more screen grabs on Reddit. Yeah, yeah, wait a minute.
So Epstein's Fortnite account. Fortnite being the cause of normal people realizing he was
never killed will be the most hilarious timeline. Excellent lead, I'm sure. Intelligence agencies.
Oh, this is it here. But oh, it's private again still. My guy faked his death and immediately
started playing Fortnite. Fortnite Chapter 1 Season 10 ran from August 1st to October
2019.
This could be it. Wait, this is his wow account? Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
No.
No!
Like, he was whored?
I knew it, guys.
I knew it all along.
The bull?
I guess so.
He has heirlooms?
Yes, he has heirlooms, which means that this is an alt.
It means this is an alt character.
I feel like he played as a paladin, and I thought it would be a priest.
So I don't know, guys, this is actually crazy.
You get the screenshot of him playing season six before it's too late.
Where are the other screenshots of this?
I want to see it.
Oh my God.
Where is it here?
This says I can't edit the post.
Where's the imager link?
Oh, matches.
So and wait, I mean, wait, he's winning.
Wait, wait, guys.
no way Jeffrey Epstein is cracked in Fortnite. This is season four and he had an 8% win rate.
There's no way, bro. Like there's no way Jeffrey Epstein was cracked in Fortnite. What do you mean?
He's cheating, bro. No way, what? Bro, like, look at, look at Chapter 3, Season 17. 17%
win rate? 20% win rate. I mean, this is only five games, but somebody sees trafficking the
whole lobby bro what the fuck he has kids playing for him maybe right I don't
know 13 hours of playtime a day well what else is he gonna do really think
about it what else is he gonna do I mean he's stuck there he can't go out and
hang out with his friends because he's supposed to be dead now so like what the
hell is he supposed to do too soon yeah I mean like yeah he's stuck like this is
What Assad is doing Assad's gaming all day. We're gonna have the ayatollah problem
What game is the ayatollah gonna be playing? Yeah Iran?
Let me think what game would he get into?
Genshin impact
I'm thinking Genshin impact
Yeah, I don't know why I'm really I'm feeling I'm feeling Genshin impact from the Ayatollah I
Am and whenever whenever he retires to to Moscow or wherever I feel like that's where things are gonna go more thunder
No, it probably be
Yes, I got fuck
Well, this one's from Israel too. Fuck man
This reminds me
I had to all play the car. He plays the replays the car airport game
Yeah, right. Okay, dude seriously, tell everyone, you know, you're not suicidal and watch yourself, dude
There's no like I mean
That there's no way there's no way that Jeffrey Epstein is sitting here playing
fucking fortnight with an Israel
people, he's in Tel Aviv playing Fortnite. I mean, I believe it. The picture is fake.
I mean, how do you know it's fake? So there's a chance. The thing is that there is a chance
that because I'm one of the main people talking about this and, you know, like, I mean, I'm
pretty popular, there is a chance that Jeffrey Epstein could be sitting there in Tel Aviv
in between his fortnight lobbies,
chuckling, watching us discuss
whether he's alive or not right now.
Jeffrey Epstein could be watching this stream.
Wow.
They could be, yep, that's right.
I don't even know what else to say.
cackling while watching saying base maybe he's in chat oh base hi Jeff they
don't know it I'm Jeff yeah I don't know man and what is this is the account
active when it got all then last it seems to be active yeah and it's all
true fucking fuck it's all true dude Isaac Nappy committed suicide on May
Day 14th after naming elite members involved with human trafficking, Satanic Corsair, Cannibalism,
and more. Here are some of the names he gave us. Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Bill Clinton,
Wow, Robert Downey Jr., Anderson Cooper, Charlie, no, not Charlie Sheen. Come on. Epstein just
privated his account. I have screenshots of his stats confirming he's alive.
How is this proof? Okay, so this is why people think that it's Jeffrey Epstein.
Is that he got a charge for $25 for V-Bucks on Fortnite. That's the reason why.
And this was on May 7th, 2019. He was gaming. Check the date. Yep, May 7th. And this is again,
keep in mind, Justice.gov. This is the government website for Jeffrey Epstein right here. And could
be Mossad messing around. I don't know, guys. Account name is the same on his YouTube. Yes,
and he has a YouTube channel also that's the same as this as well. And then also,
what's the probability that the Epstein account just happens to be based in Israel too? Like,
I mean, there sure are a lot of coincidences here, aren't they? How is it proof that it's his account?
Hello, littlest Jeff. And this is littlest Jeff with JEE vacation at gmail.com. Oh my God.
It could be a troll. But how could it be a troll if they did it so far in advance?
That's what's really confusing to me about this is that like I would believe that oh, this is a troll if the accounts brand-new
But the account isn't brand-new it was discovered
It was a discovered account
Little saint oh little saint Jeff, that's right. Yes little saint Jeff and little st. Island is Jeffrey Epstein's Island
So little st. And then also Jeff had his password
password number one island
Little st. James. Yes
That's crazy
I'm telling you it really it's not very secure. It will nobody figured it out really and
Paid with an annex card $12. Oh my god
So, well posting the same useless YouTube account receipt over and over again, that's
not proof of a Fortnite account.
I mean, it's not like it's proof, but like, what are the odds that, okay, Jeffrey Epstein
had an account on YouTube, Jeffrey Epstein also, they looked up the account and all the
videos were from 10 years ago, and there were shitty Minecraft videos, and there was no
commentary or anything out of it. There was also an email of him playing Fortnite and
the logical conclusion that people will draw is that he probably had the same name in Fortnite
that he did on YouTube. That's the conclusion that they're drawing because it's guaranteed
that he had an account on YouTube with that name and it's also guaranteed that he had
Fortnite account because he had a V-Bucks transaction. So how is it that this is a stretch?
But it makes sense. Stop it. I know it does. It makes sense. It makes a lot of sense.
Another one of his old accounts is Jproject at yahoo.com. Also the fact that his last
played game on Fortnite was Chapter 6. That chapter was last year. Suddenly people are
trying to find his account and it just recently went private.
Oh my god. Epstein on Fortnite running around with Sabrina Carpenter-Scan is diabolical.
They already took down the internet archive. Little is Jeff also has a twitch account.
No. No. No. No. It's too good. It's too good. It's gotta be a troll. It does. It has to
be a troll. But like, it's really funny. It is really funny. Check Marvel Rivals. Oh god.
What is this they probably name changed? I know I know I know but it's still funny isn't it and
They probably gave them a bunch of plastic surgeries a fake ID. Oh, yeah
It didn't was there a movie like that there was like a spy movie with like Angelina Jolie in it
I remember that and what's next? Tupac is alive. Yep, definitely and
Face off. I don't know about that data set has all his logins. Oh my god. I didn't even know that and
And a holy master of the skies, that's the one I saw. Yeah, that's what I meant was more proof from imager
Little is Jeff from Israel
You must update your pro oh
My god, I think he's gotten worse at fortnight, too. Look at this
He's played 16 matches and he hasn't won a single match
Like he needs to he needs to get back on the ball like this is embarrassing
It is probably kind of sucked. He's just like me. Yeah, he fell off. Yeah
People say he's ump now is that right and so anyway and what makes you believe this is gamertag 100%
that's his account. I didn't know about the email. Yeah, exactly, right? It's 100. It's
not 100% his account. But there is like, again, like this is the logic that is being applied.
Jeffrey Epstein had a YouTube account. Jeffrey Epstein's YouTube account's name was Little
Saint Jeff one. Jeffrey Epstein had a fortnight account. Jeffrey Epstein's fortnight account,
St. Jeff one was inactive for quite a while after he after he got arrested
but then he started playing again so they're just assuming that the name is
the same there is an assumption that's being made here don't don't get this
wrong this is not a smoking gun or like a definitive proof bullshit Epstein
plays roblox so okay I guess he and Gillis Lane are reading this so high
Biggest question, why is a 73-year-old man playing Fortnite?
You got a fish where the fish are, right?
Man.
Man.
How about that?
And on top of that, I mean, let's be honest, it's a good game.
Fortnite's a fun game.
I mean, what are we talking about?
It's a great game.
The whole thing is wild.
wild to get the criticism now you can't prove it this should kind of be on the front page
well what is on the front page of edit right now the economy used to be good if you had
a roommate people thought you might be gay wait what the rumor he went to jeffrey epstein's
island okay i apologize one of the guests and doesn't six shot photos okay his name
was coincidentally Mark Epstein. Yeah. Okay. So Tony Hawk didn't do anything wrong. So
this is just, it's more about, it's just more about how Donald Trump is bad. What? What's
this? The advert. What day or night will be the wildest party on your island? Oh, it's
Elon Musk. Oh, right, of course. Yeah, definitely. It's about Elon Musk. So they're just basically
Reddit is having its perpetual meltdown over Elon Musk and Donald Trump. That's it. Don't you dare
to fame Tony Hawk? He did nothing wrong. And you say, did you see today's Bitcoin release crash?
Let me see, Bitcoin price.
Oh my god!
Down 44%?!
Holy shit!
Check Amazon?
Okay.
Amazon stock.
It's going up and it's not that's not really so crazy. It just went that it's not really like I don't I don't know
It's not there's nothing like Bitcoin. Like it really is not like this is fucking ridiculous
I wonder why it's going down like this. That's insane like it went down a
$10,000 in a day. God damn. That's a lot of money. They're saying Epstein invented Bitcoin
Check Nintendo? Okay. Uh, Nintendo stock? Nintendo? Where is it here? Nintendo stock?
Damn. Damn. Pokemon go to the ground, huh? Wow. Too bad. That's what you get. Shouldn't be making
garbage games. Yeah, it shouldn't be making shit games. It wouldn't happen. And, uh, okay, what
AMD I don't know about any of this. What about Ethereum?
Ethereum's going down too. So if it's the connection of Bitcoin with Jeffrey Epstein
Logically, it wouldn't make sense for Ethereum to also go down in price as well. So I don't think so. I think you have Microsoft
Yeah, Microsoft had a really really bad stock, you know, like a bad quarterly earnings report. That's what happened
Check gold and silver. Well silver is the one that's really
Silver's gone up a lot or gone down a lot. Okay
Wow, so it was it wait wait what the fuck
So it went down by like 30%
Holy shit, this is crazy
People are dumping it like nuts. I don't even know what to say. Yeah, I mean, okay
Okay well, check Nvidia, okay Nvidia is still doing well.
They're going down too, but they've gone up and down.
Like this is just up and down in general.
So really something happened at the end of January that caused everything to go down.
Holy shit.
i don't even know what to say
well uh... tess was pretty crazy at tess is what tess will win up a lot because
didn't you on by one of his other companies from his other company right
so i think that's really the reason why
and uh... silver rebound quickly i mean i don't think it's over is going to
rebound because there's nothing really to rebound to like this is where it was
at at the beginning of the month i think it just went up massively
and it was an inflated price that eventually people finally realized and
then it went back to a normal price like i mean
this is very clearly a
uh... i mean it this this right here is is
this is not why
the yeah it is is not why i like you shouldn't look at this is the price for
fucking
for years and years and years
and this is like a crazy crazy outlier here
so i don't know about that still up by a lot yet is still up
so i keep that in mind to it's up by thirty seven uh... wait a hundred and a
God damn, bro, I need to invest in that shit. That's crazy. So anyway, um
Holy fucking shit all the mainstream media reporters constantly wrote articles declaring pizza gate was fake
Coincidentally all the same reporters were arrested and charged for raping and sexually abusing children
What?
Award-winning ABC journalist who debunked pizza gate pleads guilty in horrific child porn case
Nice.
Tech reporter Peter Bright found guilty for soliciting minors for sex online.
Well, how about that?
It's been rebunked.
Yeah, it has been.
Mmm.
And these are all people that who debunked Pizzagate arrested for what the fuck?
How many of these people are there?
This is insane.
I don't even know what to say.
Yeah.
Is like everyone a pedophile or something?
I think that, so I think that in terms of sexual deranged perversions or other forms
of awful behavior between 20 and 40% of the population if they had the means to
would engage in it. Now, I'm not saying just pedo stuff. That's only one piece of the of the pizza,
right? There's plenty of other slices of the pizza as well. There's like BDSM, torture,
rape, like, obesity, all this stuff. I think it's between 20 and 40% of the population
would engage in this type of awful behavior
if they had the means ability and uh... the opportunity to do so
i think it's really that high
and i think that why is it pizza's a category i'm telling you right i hope
you're wrong
the only thing that i might be wrong about is that i'm i'm grading it too
low
i really think that it's a lot higher and i would this is a frame of reference
that i want you guys to think about it
why are people afraid of heights
the reason why people are afraid of heights is because
the animal part of their brain
the uh... you know like that
that the dark part of your mind is telling you to jump
that's it
do you have that that that call of the void
it's a natural fear to survival instinct
now it's a component to it
uh... what do you say i'm not wrong that's part of it is
and so it will give that because they imagine themselves jumping off
you don't know i'm not
i'm not looking up
and so anyway the all this happening i think it's only going to become more
and more and more obvious
and my point is that
whenever i'm saying this this is the point is that
my point in saying that is that
a lot of these people
they are doing this and they believe this stuff
because
that's that that that is that's that's what people really are
like we're not as well we're not as different from animals as you might
imagine
like everybody gets intrusive thoughts everybody almost gets intrusive
thoughts whether it's running somebody over stabbing somebody or anything else
what is the probability
that a large percentage, a tremendously large percentage of people would act on those intrusive
thoughts if they had the opportunity to.
Is it really that crazy what I'm saying?
Is it really outrageous for me to say this?
I don't think so.
I really don't.
A lower percentage would act.
If you get into Jesus thoughts right, be a cage-stick, a high jump instead.
Sure, I mean, I think everybody would agree with that.
Definitely.
But the problem is that they don't.
They don't.
About a decade ago, we accused Mel Gibson of being crazy.
Hollywood is an institutionalized pedophile ring.
It is a din of parasites who feast on the blood of children.
Every studio in Hollywood is bought and paid for with the blood of innocent children.
How is something like this real?
It's absolutely deranged, isn't it?
Oh my god.
So by the way, Jeff had a Roblox and a Marvel Rivals account?
I think so.
Dean Racist doesn't mean he's crazy, huh?
Yeah, I guess so.
That's a fake quote.
Oh, is it really?
Okay, well, maybe the other ones weren't.
It's not a coincidence.
Oh my god.
All these people have something around their eye.
I don't know.
I think it's pretty common that people have something like that happen.
And so anyway, we've got even more of this, Alex Prettie was murdered by authoritarian
thoughts, oh right, this is the AI.
How is an AI image like this, is posted on a conspiracy?
Nobody's even calling this out that it's AI.
Oh my god, Reddit is so fucking cooked it's embarrassing.
It really is, they fell for it, well they do.
And it's, people will believe anything they want to believe, as long as it's something
that reinforces what they already think. That's the truth. I think the number of
people who can participate in these things and the amount of people who are
are really close. Well, what my point is is that I think that an incredibly high
amount of people would do unspeakably horrible things if they had the means to
do so. That's really what my point is about all of this. And so by saying that,
what I'm saying is that whenever you look at a lot of these very rich people
and these super powerful people, the reason why I'm bringing it up is because those are
the people that have the means to act on it. They can actually go and do these things themselves,
and they can basically apply this on their own. And so the only people that you can judge this off
of are the people that have the means, the influence, the wealth, and the power to do that.
Do you really think that all these wealthy and powerful people are that much different than
you and I are. I don't think so. I think that many of them are people that are, you know,
they're opportunistic. They are a victim of circumstance in a positive way. And in a lot of
cases, they're just the same as a lot of other people, right? And so why is it uninhibited?
Yes, exactly. Whenever you have a window into the uninhibited ambitions of the human mind,
That's why you need to do raids in Classic WoW.
Listening to people fight over loot in Classic WoW and Molten Core will give you more insight
into the human mind than reading a history book or a psychology book.
It will.
in this. Seven DPS warriors, onslaught girdle drops from Ragnarov's and the ret paladin
gets it. The psychology behind that needs to be researched. It needs to be investigated
and it needs to be looked into from the highest minds in our society. I'm talking about McConnell,
Right. And S-Fan. So here's the thing, the hunter, the hunter, the hit trinket. Yeah, exactly.
And so this is really where I think things are going. It is. And I think that it's just going
to get more and more and more extreme. I work in eSports. So many famous players magically
become sex freaks, especially in Smash Bros. Yes, exactly. eSports are the exact same thing.
And the reason why is that, again, and another reason why people do this to kids,
I think it's because kids are weaker and easier to control.
I think they would do it to adults too, even more if it was easier to control them in terms
of size and power.
And I really think that the more that you think about this and the more that you look
into it, I think it becomes more and more evident that this problem is infinitely more pronounced
than what the public perceives.
I think it's just, it's so much worse than what you can ever even imagine.
It is crazy how bad this is, and a lot of people don't even want to talk about it.
And I think that's the issue, if they're afraid to talk about it.
And also, by the way, FBI, the hacking of Epstein was carried out from the Vatican.
I'm not sure.
Man.
Let me see if I can find this here.
Was in Italy drove the money to Switzerland wears the rest in addition to his Vatican
City passport.
Oh my God.
Big if true.
Fucking based.
Absolutely fucking based.
My Pope.
I don't know man. Jesus had the last laugh after all. This is Rome's fault. I'm not surprised yet
If they actually were able to do that that would be fucking insane man
And it really would be and so here's another one. I found this to be very interesting
Jeffrey Epstein said all of the gold at Fort Knox is completely missing
Did Trump ever?
Did Trump ever
find out where the gold at Fort Knox went.
He ever do that?
No.
Huh.
So nobody, no visit by Trump or Musk
to Fort Knox happened. No audit was publicly conducted.
By mid-2015,
In 2025, the topic faded, Trump dropped mentions after late February, Musk stopped around April,
and reports described it as all talk or abandoned.
Huh.
How about that?
Wow.
Oh, man.
They'll use it for the Third Temple?
Yeah.
Wait a minute, so you're saying that Jeffrey Epstein knew that the gold was stolen and
it's being used to build the third temple in Israel?
Is that right?
Former IMF charged and jailed for US sex crimes after his discovery that all of the gold held
in the United States bullion depository located at Fort Knox was, quote, missing and or unaccounted
for.
According to the FSB secret report, Strauss-Kron had become increasingly concerned earlier
this month after the United States began stalling its pledge delivery to the IMF of 191 tons
of gold.
So there's a chance the gold could just be gone too.
Huh.
Well how about that?
Tons of gold.
That's a lot of gold guys.
It really is.
And so oh here's another one too guys.
This is a nice little surprise.
and Gates plan to get rid of all the poor people.
I mean, that means we're all gonna be rich, right?
Cool, I'm excited.
Also, I've been thinking a lot
about that question you asked Bill Gates.
How do we get rid of poor people as a whole?
And I haven't, you guys can't see the whole thing.
How do we get rid of poor people as a whole?
And I have an answer.
Comment regarding that for you.
When can I call you today to discuss this?
Yeah, that's possible.
It is possible that it was COVID.
Oh my God.
What do you think, batteries?
I think that, I don't know.
I have no idea.
It could have been COVID, right?
COVID is fake too.
Maybe you're right.
and uh... it's just all here we go
no no no it's something else
clipp is nine years old
we all know about jerry ebbs tea
and that i don't know about your as a little leader express just go to that
with his own or so i don't want to play for some of that's right okay now i don't
know i don't know if it has a temple
and then he was also fly to this this middle eastern country with a chic that's
admitted pedophile
with with multi-million dollar checks in bill clinton on the plane
and look like there's a known sexual predator
okay so all this stuff's going on
how about that while it's just really incredible isn't it
and uh... anyway so
the year is two thousand three
all here we go
the year is two thousand three and a large team of archaeologists claim to
have discovered gilgamesh's tomb in iraq
shortly after america and the u k invaded iraq in two thousand and four
It's claimed that under the instruction of the Clintons, Gilgamesh's tomb was dug up.
Now, in 2026, an extract from the Epstein files shows a request pertaining to the resurrection
chamber of Gilgamesh and the location of the buried Nephilim.
documents pertaining to the resurrection chamber of Gilgamesh, the location of his body, and the
location of the buried Nephilim?" Yes, the Pillarman. That's right. I don't even know what to say!
What the fuck?
We knew of the Giants, yes, but like the Giants and Nephilim were, I mean like they were connected
by people, but nobody really, there is no logical connection there other than the fact
that they were abnormal.
So now, I mean, I don't know, it's coded language like the cheese pizza?
Yeah, it's coded language, huh?
The 2023 Iraq was a surgical extraction operation, masking the retrieval of the Gilgamesh Stasis
Vault.
Oh my god.
Bro, like, this is insane.
How is any of this real?
The war in Iraq.
Everybody meet Gilgamesh.
Gilgamesh was an ancient Samaritan king who ruled in what we now know is modern-day Iraq,
He was a 17 to 20 foot giant. He was a demigod, which means he was half human
Bill Gates response? Okay, I'll go there.
Gubbamesh was a barbaric king. He built up and ruled over the city of Uruk, which is again modern-day Iraq
Yeah
So what does he have to do with the war in Iraq?
This brings us to
2003 when German archaeologist Jörg Fassbinder was digging in modern-day Iraq and he
Watching this man. I am just so sad my mom isn't here to see this
like I mean this is not like Christmas like I yeah yeah but she'd always act
like a bitch on Christmas but man she complained on Thanksgiving she'd be such
a bitch on Thanksgiving too she would be but I wish she was here for this oh my
My God.
But he found the city of Uruk.
Gumesh was simply a figment of myth.
That was until Yorke Fassbender and his team of archaeologists,
using modern technology to look deep into the ground,
discovered an entire ancient city beneath the desert.
Astonishingly laid out just as the city of Uruk,
over which Gilgamesh had purportedly reigned,
raid was described in the epic. More importantly, on the outskirts of the ancient city, was what
a- I didn't even- I thought Gilgamesh wasn't even real. I didn't know Gilgamesh was real.
Here to be a burial site, which archaeologists believe to be the tomb of the ancient king.
So your ghost to the authorities tells them he thinks- Same, yeah.
...the city of Uruk and possibly the tomb of Gilgamesh, and five months later, we invade Iraq.
Now here's where it gets crazy because not only did we invade Iraq immediately after his findings,
our military builds a base directly over the ruins. Anyway, it's not a secret that the USA
established a base in the old Babylonian city, destroyed some historical artifacts, and also
took with them many of the artifacts they constructed buildings. So the thing is, are you telling me
that the whole weapons of mass destruction was all just a fucking pulley so they could go and get the resurrection chamber of Gilgamesh?
There's no way!
And helicopter landing pads in the ancient city. It's not a secret that they-
It was never about oil! It was so much bigger than that!
They were searching for something very important.
This is where it gets crazy. Yeah.
No, this really explains why all the presidents get cray hair.
If this is true, it definitely makes it a lot more understandable.
Archaeological sites were then stopped in our necks and stopped digging. You're out of here.
In the US military set up an encampment around the Toon site,
but the locals around this encampment reported that the US military were digging at night,
taking things out of the ground and putting them onto trucks and driving them off the block.
There were no weapons in the place I came from.
And you know, something's wrong. It's a whole other deceit.
We're going to Iraq to get artifacts, not to get anything but artifacts.
That was the most important thing they said.
Artifacts?
Which artifacts?
I don't know. They just said artifacts.
There were things in Iraq that were sold that we had to go get.
And Bush wanted those artifacts. It was very important.
George Bush wanted the artifacts.
Oh my god, because you better keep in mind when George Bush wanted those artifacts, his
father was still alive and like Dick Cheney was there and everything.
So yeah, baby Eater Bush was still alive, yeah.
I...
Wow.
Did we get them and if so, where did they go?
We got them.
They said they got everything they needed from that country.
We got them.
I don't know.
We have them.
Sudam Hussein was building a massive reconstruction
of Babylon near the ancient city.
Was he trying to hide something huge?
Is that why the US decided to invade Iraq so fast
and acquired the ancient relic?
If you go on the department of state's website
and type in Gilgamesh,
you are actually brought to the formal request for the ancient tomb of Gilgamesh.
A formal request for the ancient tomb of Gilgamesh.
And also you've got to keep in note of requesting his body from the burial site.
So when we invaded Iraq, we went in and just took it all.
And you've got to see that the Resurrection Chamber of Gilgamesh, that wasn't like, it
wasn't stated.
This was somebody else that knew about this, that was asking about it.
Actually had to return it.
There's even an email from WikiLeaks that says, requesting documents pertaining to the Resurrection
Chamber of Gilgamesh, the location of his body and the location of the buried Nephilim.
entire world is bit. So what does our government do? It comes in and it covers it up.
Oh my god. I think it's a mistake of modern people to assume all of our ancient legends
are just fiction. We were never there. How do we know it didn't happen? I think there's a lot of
ways to know it didn't happen. But like in general, I uh, and oh, this is a new one. Bill Gates
apparently did make a comment about this. He has talked about and broken a degree of silence
about what's been released by the Epstein files. So we're going to look at that. But right now,
so the Tomb of Gilgamesh is referenced in the Jeffrey Epstein files. As I said, guys,
I really feel like this is probably the biggest conspiracy theory event that may have ever
happened.
I can't think of anything else that has been a bigger one than this.
This is the, at least so far, yet that's right.
This is the biggest one.
We're living through it?
Yes.
believe it. Okay, so Bill Gates breaks the silence on the latest release of the Epstein files.
This is from today, or actually yesterday. Here we go.
Every minute I spent with him, I regret and I apologize that I did that.
Part of that issue of trust brings me to Jeffrey Epstein. I want to know what your relationship
with him was.
Yeah, I met Jeffrey in 2011. So over a period of three years, I had a number of dinners
with him. The focus was always...
So what about like the Russian hookers?
He knew a lot of very rich people and he was saying he could get them to give money to
global health. In retrospect, that was a dead end and I said many times, but I'll say again,
I was foolish to spend time with him.
I was one of many people who regret ever knowing him.
Right.
You've no doubt seen the allegations,
including some of them from the last 24 to 48 hours.
Are they true?
No.
Apparently, Jeffrey wrote an email to himself.
That email was never sent.
The email is false.
So I don't know what he's thinking was there.
Was he trying to attack me in some way?
So let me get this straight.
Jeffrey Epstein wrote an email to himself
because he knew that after he was killed,
that the main thing that he wanted the public to know
is that you were sleeping with Russian hookers
and he wanted to give your wife a antibiotic
so she wouldn't know that you transmitted an STD
that you got from Russian hookers to her.
And he knew this almost 10 years before he died
And
He did this to frame you specifically to embarrass you for just listen man
I've seen a lot of girls in Russia. They're fucking hot like I get it man
I do like I think everybody like you guys get it like it makes sense. So like
Really just come out and say it bro. Like it's fine
It just reminds me every minute I spent with him, I regret and I apologize that I did that.
The problem is some of the things that he has sent and some of the information about
other people that has come up in the files has been true.
The problem is that the other stuff was true.
Why is the stuff about you not true?
What a great question.
What an amazing question.
this inside this abet you do you think? Yeah. How do you do this? You know it's
actually true that I was only at dinners, you know I never went to the island, I
never met any women. He never went to the island, he never met any women. Well, if
you didn't meet any women, why is there a photo of you next to a woman? With her
face blacked out. Because that's like, that's confusing to me. I mean, maybe he was never
introduced to her. It was just a random person, right? I mean, that seems very odd. I don't
know what this is.
And so, you know, the more that comes out, the more clear it'll be that although the
timeless a mistake, it had nothing to do with that kind of behavior.
Is it frustrating to you given what you've said that this is now happening?
Not really. I mean, people should, you know, hold people who are successful to a very
high bar. And so, you know, as these documents come out, they're going to be closely scrutinized.
be honest that's a very good answer but man another microsoft pop
oh god oh boy wow how about that cook yeah I guess so oh my god guys well
it looks like you gave your wife Conorio. Would you like help? Oh no, Bill, like all
Democrats are professional liars. Yeah, okay, so the image of him with a person with their
face blacked out was not at one of the richest people in the world. Of course, he's majorly
involved. Don't worry, Gates ain't the one doing shit about it. Yeah. Do you think that
we should separate the occasions that involved grown women from those involved minors? Well,
i don't know really and and also like yes
like in my opinion
like look this is not looking up with russian prostitutes
like i mean in my opinion
if you're not if you're a bit like
what was it all for
if you're a nerd boy and you become a fucking billionaire you were the richest
guy in the world for a long time bill gates was
if you can't fuck a few russian hookers what what the fuck was the point of all
this
really
Like, I don't think anybody's mad at him for it.
Just let him know.
Yeah, I mean, really, what's the whole point?
He was married?
What's the point of being a billionaire
if you can't do that?
The wife thing.
Well, look, look, look, look.
It's not good to do it.
It's not good to do it.
But like, come on.
I mean, we're really gonna, I mean, come on.
what really what we don't about this
so if the thing is that like i think it's easy to assume that's what i'm saying
exactly
and so only one life though that we know of
and it's like apparently there are above age right i mean this is like again
it's
it's immoral to do that it's not good to do that a good boy wouldn't do that
but let's not pretend that this is even in the same
universe as people that are raping kids
It's not, it's not anywhere near that.
It's not anywhere near the severity or anything like that.
And again, I don't really care.
Oh wow, Bill Gates is hooking up with Russian hookers
and some weird STD thing.
Is it weird that he did that with his wife?
Yeah, it's awfully did that.
But like, I don't really give a shit about that
because it's weird personal bullshit.
Like, I care about the kids.
Like, that's what matters.
That's what makes a difference, right?
if they were eighteen and consented that who cares yes
isn't sex work real work he's supporting entrepreneurs
well they might not be entrepreneurs they might have a pimp so he could just be
supporting employees
so that might not even be the case
uh... anyway yeah i know i did see this the interview with bill gates i saw
that before
so yeah i don't know and then all here it is
what we thought about the the the fc files of three million pages being
released in
you know now we're hearing that bill and hillary clinton have both agreed to
testify
uh... in in the house ahead you know ahead of the contempt of congress vote
what are your thoughts about that
well
of it is certainly something we were talking in my meeting today about what
i'm going to talk about on the show Friday because uh...
it's just too interesting and uh...
and also you know i can't believe i'm saying this but
where is kewin on go for the apology
you know i mean you know i'm which believe in lots of really ridiculous
things like you know
but with democrats in babies
they work
and harping a lot like i mean what what's ridiculous about the democrats
eating babies the only thing that's ridiculous about it is that it was
republicans the reading babies too
they were it seemed like everybody was eating babies
idea that the elites are running this pedophile ring and I mean I made jokes
about them I also made jokes I did to after the Epstein thing happened
originally that were on the idea of well you know there like obviously there
was some smoke there well now with all that's come out in the last couple of
weeks there's a little more than smoke it does look like anybody who was at all
able to get in touch with Jeffrey Epstein, he was the man, he was the man, they just,
I mean, and then they all lied about it, everybody has, and the arrogance also of thinking they
could just use their real name in an email, which they did, and didn't try to like, couch
it in, you know, wait a minute, they got away with it, nobody's been arrested, they were
right think about that all of these people that have been exposed not a
single arrest has happened they get hot before it was legal it was like I'd like
two shirts please you know and no seeds in the shirts this time you know I
know you have to sort of codify it no they're just openly talking in emails
about this sort of you know sexual perversion and that they were all doing
and and lots of people who you didn't think you know or I never imagined Stephen
Hawking was the dark horse he was going over to that island turning into
Optimus Prime Wow didn't expect that at all I'm doing it I see these names come
So, you know, I mean, human on, yes, a lot of crazy there, but you know what, if you
weren't totally wrong about that, you guys.
Yeah, I mean, another thing, right, is like, whenever I hear somebody who's crazy that
accidentally was right about something, and then it happens two or three times, I stopped
believing that it was an accident.
You know, like isn't that weird?
Babies probably kept Hawking alive. That's okay. So you're saying that the reason why
Stephen Hawking lived so long with ALS is because he was eating babies to prolong his life
Um
Huh
How about that? Wow
Wow. Yeah. Wow. That's crazy. So a video is just posted from the Epstein file showing a large system of underground tunnels.
Um, uh-huh, man, tunnels, huh?
So this reminds me, whenever they found the tunnels in New York, um, uh, were there, where
Were their children's clothes found in the tunnels, tunnels,
discovered in New York in 2025,
leading to different places and synagogues?
That'll figure it out.
Was it 2024?
Wait, was it?
I thought it was 2025.
It's 2024.
Okay.
All right.
Oral wait.
I'll stop it.
I'll stop it.
It's okay.
I'm going to stop it right now.
2024.
Okay.
Okay. Just a minute. No, no, we're going to figure this out.
No, there were no children's clothes or other sinister items like bloodstained mattresses, chairs found inside the tunnels discovered in the headquarters.
Where the rumors came from, a stained mattress removed from inside the synagogue wall used
for padding, a high chair closed boxes and debris in a cluttered basement storage area
leading to the tunnel entrance, common inactive synagogue complex with families and construction.
It was misinformation.
That's why we look it up.
There's a longer...
No, the thing is there's a longer video down the top.
Maybe, right?
That's why we look it up.
So, Epstein files tunnels.
You guys said there's a longer video of this?
It was probably not gonna be much showing for this, right?
I have no idea.
And look on the video?
Well, I don't know.
The AI is trying to un-medialize you know this?
Well, I don't know if it is or not.
If you look it up, most of this stuff, it's all bullshit.
Well, you're gonna have to, you'd really trust AI 100%.
Well, I don't trust anything 100%,
But, like, I mean, if it's coming to that conclusion,
it probably came from something else, right?
Well, let me see where this actually came from, okay?
Uh-oh.
Lead to nine arrests.
Spurs claims of false conspiracy theory.
Yeah, I mean, I don't know, guys.
This is, yeah, I mean, the bloody mattresses?
I mean, that's kind of bad.
I don't know where to look at it.
New York Times, I don't know, all liberal sources.
You're right, you're right.
It could be even more than that.
Here's more footage in the tunnels.
What the fuck?
This isn't Jeffrey Epstein's tunnels.
Yeah, it's great.
Oh my god.
What the fuck?
Videos of mattress being pulled out of the wall exist on YouTube?
Yeah, but they said it was to support the wall.
I mean, it's hard really to know.
Jeffrey Epstein was an early backer of Coinbase?
Oh my god, I just, dude.
Wow, I don't even know what to say.
This is just fucking ridiculous and uh, I, I, man, what is this, the real Mr. Worldwide?
Yeah, it sure seems that way.
Um, I, I don't even know what to say.
I, I really don't even know what to say.
Princess Diana, wait, what did she say?
These are not human beings.
I witnessed the rituals they performed
by drinking human blood and they noticed me,
they would kill me.
Why do you think that?
I'd like to be a queen of people's hearts
and people's hearts.
Many people would want me to be because they
like using art.
This is something else.
that she said yeah is that true like there's no way she said that
yeah only look this up
now that's not the right copy paste in a minute
no
the quote
there's no credible uh... is a fabricate okay it's not true
It is not true at all, it's fake.
That's fake, fake, fake.
That's why you look it up.
People just post this shit.
It's got 80,000 likes.
It does, it's got 80,000 fucking likes.
People just put fake so much trolling, I know.
That's why I look it up.
I mean, I'm going through all this.
Your boss is, your boss is actual headquarters.
Oh boy, yep, there it is.
Engagement Farmers, I know that.
and uh... why are you think rock the fact check because that's the best tool
that i have
yeah i mean that's it that's the real reason why i mean if i had if i had a
better tool the fact check i would do that
but i don't so i'm doing my best and i'm trying to figure it out
uh... as well as i can
but you know i'm going through all this stuff in real time
so it's going to be hard to do that
steven colbert mock me for exposing pizza gay
So it's not surprising that on Tuesday, he was photographed with a QAnon pizza gate conspiracy theorist at Mar-a-Lago.
He'll hang out with anybody.
His next Mar-a-Lago photo op is with The Merchant of Death.
Uh-huh.
Next, it's Gargog the Flesh Mangler.
The conspiracy theorist was there to promote a movie full of QAnon lies,
and she brags that the movie is banned by YouTube, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Paypal.
Looking back on it and seeing the people that own these companies,
I mean, that's crazy, like that it's being banned on all of these platforms.
First of all, man.
You can watch movies on Paypal?
Second, if you can't watch on Paypal, what's left? Do I have to stream it on Grubhub?
Door-dash? These scandals have taken a toll on the former president's popularity among
his fellow Republicans. It's gone from MAGA to MAGA.
Man, how about that, guys? Really, how about that? And such a tool, I know, it's sad. Turkey's
He's been accused of selling thousands of underage children to Epstein for $200 million.
Oh my God.
And so, yeah, wow.
The Roman Catholic network sends its regard.
FDI revealed the hacks of Epstein carried out from the Vatican.
It's hard to say, man.
It is.
I don't insist.
There's no way.
That's him, bro.
Like, there's no way.
Anyway.
Okay.
Let me go back.
I used to like Colbert.
He went full woke.
He did.
It's so cringe, isn't it?
this.
Ask us, or I'll wait.
The Tom Cruise.
Here we are today, where I talk out against drugs and psychiatric abuses of electric
shocking people.
Mm-hmm.
Okay, against their will of drugging children with them not knowing the effects of these
drugs.
Do you know what Adderall is?
Do you know Ritalin?
Do you know now that Ritalin is a street drug?
Do you understand that?
The difference is, no, it's not against their will though.
But this wasn't I'm asking you a question,
I'm asking you a question.
I understand there's abuse of all of these things.
Now you see, here's the problem.
You don't know the history of psychiatry.
I do.
All it does is mask the problem.
And if you understand the history of it, it masks the problem.
That's what it does.
That's all it does.
You're not getting to the reason why.
There is no such thing as a chemical imbalance.
And I'm saying that drugs aren't the answer.
That these drugs are very dangerous.
They're mind-altering, anti-psychotic drugs.
And there are ways of doing it without that,
so that we don't end up in a brave new world.
Yes, there are abuses.
How about that?
Yes, maybe they've gone too far in certain areas.
Maybe there are too many kids on Ritalin.
Maybe electric shock kids on Ritalin.
I'm just saying, but aren't there examples where it works?
You don't even, you're glim.
You don't even know what Ritalin is.
If you start talking about chemical imbalance,
you have to evaluate and read the research papers
and how they came up with these theories, Matt, okay?
That's what I've done.
When you go and you say, where's the medical test?
Where's the blood test that says
how much Ritalin you're supposed to get?
It's very impressive to listen to you
because clearly you've done the homework
and you know the subject.
And you should.
And you should do that also
because just knowing people who are on Ritalin isn't enough.
You should be a little bit more responsible
in knowing really.
I'm not prescribing Ritalin, Tom.
And I'm not asking anyone else to do it.
Well, you are saying,
I know there are people who seem to have been helped by it, but you're saying that this is a very important issue
I couldn't know and you know what and you're you're here on the today show right and
To talk about it in a way of saying well, isn't it okay and being reasonable about it when you don't know and I do I
Think that you should be a little bit more responsible in knowing what it is because you you communicate to people. I
Think the news is like that with everything. I'm gonna be honest. I don't think it's just this
I think it's like that with everything. Yeah, it's so bad and
Based yeah, I mean and a lot of people are saying this about those different types of drugs it is and it's becoming more
mysterious orange figure wait what
What is
Guys guys guys guys
DOJ confirms the person entered Epstein's jail
A tear the night before he was allegedly found dead, contradicting the official accounts.
Who entered Epstein's jail tear the night of his death?
A flash or orange looks to be going up the TL stairs, could be an inmate escorted up
there.
Old news, is it really?
I don't know.
I've never even seen this before.
They swapped them out.
I mean, there sure are a lot of coincidences.
Can we watch Tyler's video?
Yeah.
Let me go through everything else real quick,
and then we'll watch it.
Because I do want to look at it.
I've just been distracted by a lot of other stuff
for how ridiculous this has all been.
And I feel like, really, they release so much
that it's almost hard to even go through everything.
Because it's just so many of these announcements
everything are just
i mean they're they're fucking insane they are
and uh... what is this all
john bret uh... andrew brettbart passed away soon after exposing the truth
about john pedesta
is a concerted after politics of personal destruction
you john pedesta
all right we see ronkine
okay
yeah when i talk that's because
I'm interested in this ongoing whatever the hell they're doing.
What's in your closet, John Podesta?
Big Podesta, big Soros.
Do you want us to play these games?
Because we're playing to win.
Man, so then that guy ended up dying.
That's crazy.
What are the odds of that?
So, OK, this is the, oh, man, there's a lot of this, huh?
there really is a lot of it
after everything that came out this video is going viral again there's three
videos let me second find it
these three minutes okay three minutes of this video
okay let me see it
prince andrew in the epstein scandal
this came out six years ago
uh-oh
July of this year Epstein was arrested on charges of sex trafficking and abusing dozens
of underage girls. One of Epstein's accusers, Virginia Roberts, has made allegations against
you. She says she met you in 2001. She says she dined with you, danced with you at Tramp
Nightclub in London. She went on to have sex with you in a house in Belgravia belonging
to Girl A. Maxwell, your friend, your response.
I have no recollection of ever meeting this lady.
He doesn't remember her at all.
You don't remember meeting her.
She says she met you in 2001.
She dined with you.
She danced with you.
You bought her drinks.
You were in Trump nightclub in London.
And she went on to have sex with you in a house in Belgrade,
belonging to Gellane Maxwell.
Didn't happen.
Do you remember her?
Well, I mean, I don't remember it versus it didn't happen.
These are two very different things.
One of them is like, I don't know.
Maybe it did.
Maybe it didn't.
The other one is, oh, well, it didn't happen, certainly.
No.
I have no recollection of ever meeting her.
He doesn't know.
I'm almost, in fact, I'm convinced
that I was never in tramps with her.
There are a number of things that are wrong with that story.
One of which is that I don't know where the bar is
in tramps.
I don't drink.
I don't think I've ever bought a drink in tramps
whenever I was there.
Do you remember dancing at Tramp?
No, that couldn't have happened
because the date that was being suggested,
I was at home with the children.
You know that you were at home with the children.
Was it a memorable night?
On that particular day-
I thought he said he didn't remember it.
That we now understand is the date,
which is the 10th of March.
I was at home, I was with the children,
I'd taken Beatrice to a-
I remember all of those.
In working for a party at a for what a pizza express
It probably doesn't mean a lot right, but it's just what are the odds right? What are the odds?
in working for a past I mean it's crazy I suppose sort of four or five in the
afternoon and then because the Duchess was away we have a simple rule in the
family that when one's away the other one's there I was on terminal leave at
the time from the Royal Navy so therefore I was at home. Why would you
remember that so specifically why would you remember a pizza express? Good question
Because going to pizza express in Woking is an unusual thing for me to do.
Really? Is that right?
A very unusual thing for me to do. I've only been to Woking a couple of times.
and I remember it weirdly distinctly.
But as soon as somebody reminded me of it, I went,
oh yes, I remember that.
So I have no recollection of ever meeting
or being in the company or the presence.
So you're absolutely sure that you're at home
on the 10th of March.
She was very specific about that night.
She described dancing with you.
And you profusely sweating, and that she went on to have bath.
There's a slight problem with the sweating because I have a peculiar mouth condition
which is that I didn't sweat at the time and that was, oh actually, yes, I didn't sweat
at the time because I had suffered what I would describe as an overdose of adrenaline
in the Falklands war when I was shot at.
And I simply, it was almost impossible for me to sweat.
And it's only because I have done a number of things
in the recent past that I'm starting
to be able to do that again.
So I'm afraid to say that there's a medical.
I don't know, I've never heard of this before, ever.
I didn't do it, so therefore.
Is it possible that you met Virginia Roberts,
dined with her, danced with her in Trump,
I had sex with her on a-
Bro
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Look at him go!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
No! No! No! No! No!
Surely he doesn't do it, I don't sweat, not really, no!
But it's not cause I got shot at!
All right. I'm back. Relax. Relax. Calm down. Calm down. We're good.
He been shot and blown up. I don't know about being blown up. I don't know about that. I never heard about that at all.
danced with her in trance, and sex with her on another date.
Wow!
Do you remember meeting her at all?
No.
Do you know you didn't meet her, or do you just not remember meeting her?
No, I have, I don't know if I've met her, but no, I have no recollection of meeting her.
Because you...
Wow, he's got no idea, that's convenient.
But like, there he is, there he is crawling around though, right?
Cuz I mean there he is in the FC kid that that's him, right? Cuz like that's you
So like I
Mean how does something like this happen? It's always a coincidence. Nobody understands it
Yeah, like wow, it's AI everything is AI. That's right. Yeah, everything that makes him look bad is AI
Makes perfect sense pull up a photo of him sweating. Yeah, and he I don't know if he's looks he looks kind of sweaty on that
But I'm not sure about it. What is this?
When George Bush and Al Gore and for president and three debates, nobody said what you're gonna do when the
twin
trade towers come down the Pentagon's bomb
when the twin
trade towers come down the Pentagon's bomb the Pentagon's bomb
the
huh
Damn, I wonder why that happened. That's crazy
And maybe it doesn't mean anything right, but the trade towers. Yeah, I guess so and they could have bombed it
I don't know and reason to train me the media not to ask questions anymore. I guess not and
This is the other one. I was gonna look at okay. Where did it go? I got I got distracted from this
Dangerous game as they referred to it was a matter of human hunting and
and a mind control slave such as myself was stripped of clothes and turned loose in the wood.
I was then hunted by George Bush, Dick Cheney, and Bill Clinton, among others.
But they were the main ones. I do not believe that it was necessary for them to have subjected me to this form of trauma.
There were so many other traumas going on at the time. My mind was already prime condition for mind control programs.
So I really don't understand it, except for the fact that they found great pleasure in this form of human hunting.
And they took it from particular military maneuvers.
Which base were you talking about when you were recording the situation when Clinton was present and Mr. Bush?
Which airspace?
There's a little place called Lampy, Missouri. It's just across the Arkansas.
Somebody in chat said W by partisanship.
Bill Clinton was governor of Arkansas at that time and he was his whole corporation that was
Amina Arkansas was the main hub for was bringing into this CIA compound and this particular Swiss villa as they called it
amphitheater in Lansing, Missouri was actually a CIA compound out in the woods military fencing all around it
all around it and my control training center where there was high-tech
equipment was in one building, there were offices in another, there were little
twist-style villas or cabins where different officials in either the
military, CIA or politics would stay and it would house them while they were
there for either the patrol activities or the paramilitary operations that were
going on in their black helicopters everywhere. Totally robotic guys that were
being used as special forces. Which special forces you're referring to? There was also
another program I controlled by Delta Force. Can you describe what is your
knowledge of that? Or pretending this isn't schizophrenia? Well I mean it
probably is bullshit but I just find it to be interesting that some of the
the Epstein files that got released seem to be talking about things that are similar
to this. I mean, I find that to be very particular, very peculiar. That's crazy.
You've met these people who have described me as some more of this.
The Delta Force and the Navy Steals are an elite part of the military that is mind-controlled
like the mercenaries. I'm more familiar with the mercenaries that will be in
train to carry out international operations that weren't necessarily
sanctioned by Congress and they were brought into other countries such as
South America and to carry out their orders. When in a country like that the
airplanes would then come back with the drop and it was sold on the street here
in America, and really worldwide. The CIA, so-called war on drugs, was nothing more than the CIA
when they had their competition and taken over.
So it was all inter-attached. It all inter-worked.
This particular compound in Lamping, Missouri, the paramilitary operations there were for
more of the UN aspect. They didn't wear UN uniforms anymore.
Black uniforms at Black helicopter.
And this was for implementing a new order
and didn't really have anything to do
with our actual military deterrent.
Could be it.
So as funny as she mentions, robotics like soldiers,
what was described in Venezuela a little bit little clearer.
Yeah, but this is like a really, really long time ago, man.
And it was over, it's over 30 years ago this happened.
I don't know, man.
It's just, you know, some people think that,
well, this is here, Black Forest refers to a place
the sign reads Black Forest, but Q often speaks indirectly to throw clowns off the trail.
While they're all chasing uranium in the southern Germany and bunkers in Colorado, those eyes
who have read Q's message is evil, Forest. Which forest could be more evil than the one
with hunting lodges where the cabal set free their young human victims in order to hunt
them down like prey?
Wow. Wow. Absolutely fucking insane, isn't it? Like some of these stories are nuts. Like
I really like steak your med schizos. Well, hey, I mean, some of this stuff isn't really
it doesn't seem like as big of a schizo theory as I would have imagined. I'll tell you that.
It seems like it's a little bit more more relevant. And there's also something like this, right?
Is your kid porn literate?
I love pizza.
I mean, it just, look guys, I mean, there's just a lot of coincidences, right?
There are.
There are a lot of coincidences for this.
Yesterday's schizo is today's whistleblower.
That's right.
Is your kid porn, oh, you guys can't see the whole thing.
Is your kid porn literate?
And that's a weird question to ask, right?
I mean, that's a crazy question to ask.
Why would you even say that?
So I don't know what to say.
It's a frouser.
Yeah, what the fuck is right?
And then it's the I love pizza thing.
And yeah, this is the existence of secret tunnels,
absolutely.
And Jeffrey Seinfeld, of course, got named.
I mean, I think that was kind of,
it was pretty obvious, right?
And yeah, academic moralist, Noam Chomsky told Epstein
that he was fantasizing about the Caribbean island.
I bet he was.
Yep, academic moralist.
Again, all of these people,
it is so much more common than you would imagine.
It is extremely common.
Those pancakes?
No, I'm telling you guys,
there are a lot of people that are into this kind of stuff.
Yeah, I don't think people understand
how common it really is.
It is crazy, crazy, crazy popular.
People are going apeshit about this stuff.
and uh... scraw up a list of women with this one here while get to that later on
but uh... this is dark uh... yeah ukraine is now my favorite country
so somebody sent a bunch of images here and then it says ukraine is my favorite
country
while
uh... i
man
you told me when we last talk this is eight months ago when we didn't interview
with the fb i and quantico uh...
that you are convinced that eppstein killed himself in jail
today eight months eight months after that are you still convinced yes
one hundred percent
you told me when we last talk this is eight months ago when we did
is that right
i wanted to give you guys a quick update on mark tree mo who is the ucla
professor
who emailed jeffrey eppstein
tips to get infants to suck more vigorously on a
pacifier
I went and stood outside of his building at UCLA yesterday with a giant sign
with his quote
And on the other side it said fire mark Trimo and I screamed by myself
for an hour
at the end when my voice was shot and
I was exhausted
Should use the whistle the department had came up to me
He let me know they're not renewing his contract, and I suggested he better get his name off
of that website if they don't want this to continue daily.
Man.
Guys, our voices can be heard.
We just need to get out there and do it.
Yeah, so it looks like they're getting rid of that guy.
Thank God.
This is how we should weaponize the Karens.
I think so, yeah.
Wow.
That looks great.
Thank you.
What you want in a pancake is to have the consistency of young human flesh.
It's spongy and has life care.
You're the guy with the quality of young human flesh.
You have the consistency of young human flesh.
It's spongy and has life care.
You're the guy with the brightly colored undergarments.
And you got soft human flesh in front of you.
You're in a weird place.
I'm looking forward to this.
So, here's Jeffrey Epstein inside of the, where is it here, inside of the Epstein files.
Also, Jerry Seinfeld, they're going to be sailing around.
Oh, this is his boat, or maybe his island.
I don't know.
I can organize for them to come to the island for lemonade.
Wow.
Maybe that actually is lemonade for once.
Jerry had a 16-year-old girlfriend.
Don't lie about that.
She was only 17.
No, I think it was 17.
Is that it?
I'm pretty sure it says it.
What was, when did Jerry Field start dating
that girl who was really young?
What'd that happen?
Right, when she was 17.
Oh, okay, so yeah, she was, and he was,
So, she was 17, he was 38.
That's a big difference.
Yep, that's right.
That's a bit of a difference, yeah.
And it's old enough for her to be his kid, that's right.
And so, still in school.
So he met her whenever she was a high school senior.
Oh, that's great.
That's, wow.
Well, and he's talking about eating human flesh too.
and he's in the Epstein files as well.
I mean guys, as I said before,
I'm not a conspiracy theorist,
but whenever you look at points on the graph,
they make a line.
They do, they make a line.
And it doesn't mean it happened.
But like, damn, guys, like, what are the odds of that?
Huh, wow.
Points on the graph, like I say with everything.
And too many lines, I say, yep.
Epstein discussing, and this is the big one,
people wanted me to talk about, discussing pushing
transgenderism on minors. It's very simple. I will compare
male and female with female to male. With greater molecular
control over development, we are increasingly capable of
producing novel phenotypes, more feminine men by blocking
testosterone receptors or castration. And at the same
time, increasing estrogen projection or production, the
one that blocks male features, the second encourages female features. More masculine women, heavy
testosterone dosage, incredible external effects, heavily bearded men, you would never
guess they had a female bone in their body. The first kind, male to female, is four more
frequent than female to male. That's about right. The first is attractive. He is a woman
with a cock. So if your fantasy is to suck a man's cock, otherwise you are completely
had our sexual, it would be much nicer if the rest of the organism is female, then
you get the best of both worlds.
So many transsexual women are very attractive and easily make money, which in turn they
assert promotes their prostitution since they have to pay hefty fees for injections every
week, but they are sexually happy.
Once you've reached manhood, even castration does not prevent the sensation of organism.
the poor female to male versions, they are unhappy and lonely, they are men with mom
pums, the worst of both worlds. If you like smelly masculine men, you want that hard cock
that comes with the show, and you do not want nature's more complex and variable structures,
as an acquired taste, but not with a man. There are also hundreds of female trans videos
and websites, I have never seen a male one. By the way, we are now pushing the intervention
earlier, so you notice your three-year-old son has trans tendencies, so now you intervene
with hormones.
I would be frightened to do that, but who knows?
Wow.
Three years old.
This was in 2018.
Isn't that amazing?
Wow, what are the odds of that?
It's right over there.
Yes.
I mean, oh my God.
People eat.
Yeah, people eat this shit up.
They do.
They've been going crazy on this.
I can't believe it.
We need to study for this.
Oh, here we go.
Let's see some more of these.
I don't think we needed to study for this.
Dying your hair on natural colors is reportedly linked with higher rates of mental health
instability.
No way.
No way.
Wait, really?
Are you sure?
That's crazy.
What the actual fuck?
Yeah, you can't believe that.
I feel like I'm out of the loop or protesters don't have their priorities straight.
Liberals when they spot someone who vaguely looks like an ICE agent.
Liberals when they learn the names and conspiracies in the Epstein files.
Well, the only people that they care about in the Epstein files is Donald Trump.
They don't care about anybody else because they don't care about the files in general.
Karen resisting arrest with her car.
Uh-oh.
I love these.
You can call whoever you want. If they interfere, they're going to jail, too.
Get out of the f***ing car!
Get out of your belly!
Get out of your...
Get out of your belly!
I love it. Yes! It's amazing I love this bro. Wow screen like a wild hog. Wow I just caught
man you you are one sick puppy yeah I just caught you you were smiling you were
laughing and you got you out of her being tased over and over and over
absolutely because I was yes I was too yes I wanted her to be tased again
people are unable to process their emotions they never grow up in America
and so this is what you have the pink hair little piggy screaming on the
And now you're with squealing like a hog. It's not your fault though. It's hers. That's right
Don't forget that one more time
Again, are we gonna get one more again?
Keep them up all she had to do was follow the directions all she had to do was do what the fuck she's supposed to do
That's all she ever had to do. That's all it was and she didn't want to do that.
Yep. Anything but comply. I love seeing this happen to these people.
Is it beautiful? Damn.
Man. Pulling her up in the truck? That's right.
Oh god bro like wink wink I know man and uh wow stupid piggy I know man unnatural
hair color oh yeah she got tattoos all over herself it's the same as usual and
it's just it's unbelievable that these people just don't know how to act they
did they don't know how to act at all like what the hell is wrong with them
And another anti-wise leftist calling an agent a wait what right angle I'm gonna pull this one up
They calling them in words again
They doing it again oh
This is me defending burnt peanut. What are they saying?
No, it's peanut. He definitely is valid peanut. W. Asmon. That's right focus on twitch streamers YouTube. You're yeah, yeah, yeah, right
Okay, there it is
Peanut appeals to normies. Yeah, obviously it's funny and we're up on right angle
Right angle moves. Okay, let me see this.
And you're black!
And you're black! What did you do? You're next! You're next, nigga!
What's up? What's your fucking problem?
I don't know how to watch shit!
Fuck you!
You don't watch your weight, I bet.
And I'm scared, fuck!
Look at her face, it's a white woman!
It's a white woman going around, calling them the inward!
They going around, calling them the fucking inward!
Oh my god!
And she's fat?
Of course she's fat!
Duh!
Were you surprised by that?
I do!
Show me a bitch!
Show me a bitch!
You're black!
What?
You're gonna...
You're nice!
You're nice!
Jesus you are not used to say you have to say the n-word about see this is what happens
when you don't grow up on xbox live is you drop the n-word like that and it's the most
honestly I feel like you should go to jail if you say the n-word like that like that
should void your first amendment
i mean really weak ass attempt yeah bro like that should yeah we gotta go and do
something
it's pathetic bro like damn
so they going around calling them that day i'm wow
uh... i mean i i i don't know how do you do that
how do you go around them and call this shit this is amazing
i don't even know what to say
uh... wow
and uh... six months in jail max for that i'd say yes about right
so they go around calling them inwards again
damn well
i says doing such a good job it's called
scott democrats on black people then work
a classic uh...
and uh... trump are exes out good for him
and uh... we can give us a proper example of maybe in a couple years okay
and uh... morgan is even trying to play a head is what i saw this guy's such a
retard
and actually like this guy basically he's kind of like you know how you have the gold standard
well he's the brown standard and so high guard is great concord is great suicide squad is great
assassins create shadows is great star wars outlaws is great
He's the brown standard, the turd standard, the shit standard. That's right. If he likes your
video game, you're a retard. That's it. Find his blue sky. Oh, you know he has one. Absolutely.
And we already talked about that before. And oh my fucking god, realizing that we ran out of
conspiracy theories because they all came true.
I mean it kind of takes the fun out of it, doesn't it?
I mean really, I caught him paying protesters.
I'm a journalist and I'm wondering if there's someone I can speak to.
Is there someone that I can speak to?
Yeah, I think they might be on the other side of the park actually.
No, they said you would be here.
Oh, no, but the other side of the park is actually here.
Why are you so upset?
Why are you so angry?
I was angry right here.
What?
You seem like really jittery, like upset.
You're just annoying, that's all.
Oh, why am I annoying?
Meet Naftali Aaron Kranz.
He's a paid protester through and through.
Here's him posting on LinkedIn to hire paid protesters for the company he works for.
We're hiring for short-term local organizer roles.
Oh, get free.
Listen to this.
Get free is hiring for part-time mobilization support contractor.
That just means paid protestor.
We're seeking out people with four-plus years of experience in leading direct action and
large-scale mobilizations, demonstrations, protests, and civil disobedience, which just
means experience getting arrested.
is $3,500 to $4,200 a month for an average of 20 hours a week.
Get free on their website, calls themselves a grassroots organization when Naftali and
others are literally being paid to protest.
Get free wants to quote, undo white supremacy.
Naftali thinks one of the best ways to do that is to celebrate vandalism, saying crown
heights stay winning after someone threw an egg at a stranger's cybertruck and placed dog
feces on it.
There's Naftali at an abolished the police rally.
You can see he's not leading the protest, just blending in amongst the other recruits.
He can get his photo op later because the way this works is combining all the leftist
causes together to make the individual causes look bigger than they are.
That's right.
It's like a big, it's like a fucking chimera.
I mean, this is, it's just weird, like it's got Palestine in it.
It's about trans people.
There's drag story hour.
You know, oh, don't forget about the immigrants too.
Holy shit are and of course he works with a DSA, which is why I ran into him at this DSA tax
There is rally on LinkedIn you can see them
Frequently doing his paid protests or posts saying come work with and help us expand our effort to win
Reparations across the country and Naftali is reprieving
They get their money wide in Chicago the Bay Area and Baltimore now
Let's see what happens when we click on one of these links attached
It's a nine-week contract part-time
$3,400 and stipends issued by weekly and they're looking for some
to the bud experimentation and we'll recruit people and train them to drive
turnouts. No wonder people show up for these. We see Nicole Cardi at the top of the
get free movement. She says that George Floyd protest with the recent Biden won
the 2020 election. Now we can see that these protest NGO groups are about one
thing, getting Democrats elected. So it's only fitting that donations to get free
are funneled through Act Blue, who is under investigation by the Department of
Justice for foreign contributions. Act Blue has funneled billions of dollars for
activist groups like Indivisible Twin Cities who is orchestrating the resistance on ICE agents in
Minneapolis. Indivisible has been caught paying protesters and they received over 7.6 million
dollars from the Open Society Foundation funded by George Soros. How about that huh?
Wow well there it is guys Medusa. Yeah Act Blue strikes again. Yeah all of this stuff is
astroturf and I think you can clearly see that right and it's just gonna happen. I'm starting
to lose count. Is this Concord 3 or 4? Wait a minute, this Horizon game is bad? Wait,
Concord 4 is coming out? No way. Jeff Keely made a tweet about this. Uh-oh.
came she's
for ages they were the guardians
And they turn against us
They're getting dead here
Uh-huh
It's scary, wow.
All across the land.
It's Concord.
Yeah, it's Concord.
Nobody wants to look like this.
People already look like this in real life.
People are dying.
Yeah. This is bad.
Right.
So it's horizon.
Is there any gameplay or not?
You know who he looks like? He looks like Cornell West.
He does!
Oh no!
Is this a game or an ice protest?
Oh my god!
Why does anybody want this?
Oh no!
Who is this for?
Oh my god.
Wait, wait, is she not have a leg?
Of course she doesn't have- oh my god, bro.
You're just trying to check all the boxes.
Wow.
Time to beat these guys.
Well the girls are kinda hot.
Wait, wait, what? Who is this?
Oh my god.
I
Stories are just beginning
He's the goat. Yeah, he's the goat
Why is everybody fat?
Why are they all fat?
I don't understand this.
It's an American studio.
Why would anybody want to look at a fat person?
So stupid. Why would you put a fat person in your game?
It's a spurser!
I don't- yeah!
Made up of the greatest hunters in-
Oh my god.
Gentlemen, I think we are looking at Concord 4.
I think that this is indeed Concord 4.
This is going to be such a good stream when this game eventually comes out if it doesn't
it cancelled. Oh my god. I feel like I'm watching an ice protest.
Hunters gathering. Oh my. For contrast, here is this game versus
Wuthering waves. Oh
Geez guys, I wonder which one people want to see. Oh
Man
Really tough one to decide there and how are you so fat? Oh
my god
I'm just gonna say it brahman to say it
Concord for
It's just...
What are you doing, man?
Concorde 4.
Is it 3? No, no.
Marathon is 3. It was Concord, High Guard, Marathon,
Horizon Hunters Gathering. This is Concord 4.
Okay, Marathon is 3.
This is Concord 4,000 pounds. Yeah, I guess so. And I don't even know what to say, guys.
This is just really... Why does Jeff do this, man? Why does he... Like, this is insane.
Sony, why are you like this? Nobody wants to look at a fat person.
If you're having... If you have fat people on the screen, like, you've got to really ask yourself, why are they there?
Why would anybody want to look at a fat person?
Really? I think this is an interesting question.
Why would anybody want to say, unless you're making a joke about them being fat, nobody wants to see this?
It's disgusting.
Like Roadhog? Yeah, yeah, Roadhog's all right.
Concord 4, I say that, I ask myself that every day, I know.
So white women won't feel bad about themselves. Yeah, they can put unattractive fat women
They're non-white in the video game so they can feel good about themselves bro
Why did anybody first of all you want want to step away from promoting any video games for a little bit?
Horizon meet hell divers with fortnite cartoony graphics third. What the fuck is that?
Sony what do you even do it?
classic. Oh my god. Wow. Solid logic. How do you do this? That's brutal. I know. The
target audience. I guess so. And I understand the character design's criticism. Why are
so many people complaining about the art style? It's basically arcane. Listen. If you see
something like this it's over it is it's over like I don't know how like why
do people not get that if you have a game like this is see here I go back a
little get it again I'm gonna show you again so I'm gonna give you a difference
here this is not what people want this is what people want one more time this is
what people want, this isn't what people want. You understand now? Let me, let me
give you another tip. This sells and makes money. This doesn't sell and it
doesn't make money. You get that? Write that down. Write that down. Send that to
Sony. Send it to Sony. One more time. That's the way it is. I am so happy that this game
is coming out. I am. I am going to have such a great, like, this is going to be content.
I'm probably in the process because, like, there's going to be at least five videos I
can make about this game coming out and being garbage. And then there's going to be at least
two videos that I can make about the game actually being out and being garbage. And
one of them also of me playing the game and it being garbage and then there's
gonna be at least two or three videos after it coming out and that's whenever
the games failing and the studio gets shut down and people get fired and I
give you as that so this is honestly guys like I'm gonna get more content out
of this game that I will out of the second Elden Ring whenever the hell
that comes out yeah like I'm already thinking I'm thinking big picture here
okay like we're not thinking about today I'm thinking about the next three
months. This is incredible. I'm excited. But any take takes a part of the soul right
for it. No, I love this. Farm it. Yes, look at the stills. There's two heads and three
arms sometimes. Well, I don't know about that. Concorde 4. It really is there. Soon they
will all come home. Concorde 4, the fattening. That's right, guys. It's just embarrassing,
there it is industry plant not view butter fucking base look at this fat
Pete who wants to look at this oh my god actually to be fair there are some
guys that want to look at this but you know this is comically bad I hate
Western game devs they are all going home guys they're all going home they're
all going back to McDonald's it's over they might not know it yet but it's
It's all over.
And I'm happy to see this.
Is Sony being tone deaf with the new Horizon game?
Nobody wants this.
It's going to massively fail.
I mean, I don't know what else to say.
I really don't.
I mean, this is really where things are going to go.
And I don't know what to say about this at all.
Do you think that she's so fat because she lost her foot because of the weight?
Yeah, she could have lost her foot because of diabetes, right?
Because that's what happens to hogs whenever they eat too much food.
They get diabetes.
Do you think Jeff is a chubby chaser?
I mean, that's not a chubby chaser.
That's like a hog wrangler.
That's a whale watcher, right?
I mean, this is like on a whole different level.
So no, I'm not really trying to get into that.
Mods, can we ban Asmongold posts?
Wait, what?
I didn't even play Silk song.
You've been blocked by network security?
What?
I got blocked by Reddit?
The hell is this?
Let me pull it up on another monitor.
Reddit Asmongold.
It's probably a bug.
So my account got blocked.
Y'all see this?
That tends to happen with a VPN.
I don't use a VPN.
So you can see right here that I'm opening it up.
So let me go.
I'm going to open this up on a private window, new private window, Reddit, Asmongold.
So my account specifically has been banned because you can open this up.
It's no problem.
Wow.
Wow.
That has shut me down.
That's crazy.
They're trying to shut me down on this.
It's random?
Let me see.
Maybe it's just for a minute.
You've been blocked by network security, man.
Try and log in your other monitor, see what happens.
Try logging on at a different browser on your phone to verify.
That's nuts.
Mine says the same way.
Other people had this happen?
I just got that too.
Wait, what?
Me too.
It's a bug.
Try old Reddit.
Oh, that's a good idea.
The old Reddit version could show an IP address, so I'm going to do this offscreen.
Same thing.
Same exact thing.
Same here.
So your reddit load is fine for me.
I got the same thing, reddit died, mine's normal.
Well, a lot of people are getting their shit blocked.
It's probably a bug.
I'm just kind of shocked.
They're trying to smoke out the roaches.
They're trying to shut me down.
They're trying to shut me down.
Is it your subreddit?
No, no.
At least it loads for me.
Yeah, I guess so.
And it just, it was just working right here.
It was working just a moment ago.
I can only access r slash asmongold.
Reddit is down.
Check Twitter.
it down? I'm just trying to figure this out now. Just use X and abandon Reddit completely.
So I will say, let's talk about that just for a minute. We do have where's my community?
Where's my Twitter community? More? Communities.
My Twitter community Roach Ranch. Okay?
We've got to have a lot more people posting on this, okay?
We've got to have way, way more people posting on this.
This is my new community on Twitter.
Take a look at it, follow my new community on Twitter, okay?
You never look at it?
I know, we need to look at it more.
We have to use this community a lot more.
Look at it, alright, well, everybody join.
We almost have 40,000 members.
That's a lot of people.
So I almost have 40,000 members in this community.
So make sure to go ahead and join and be part of it.
Your mods banned me on Twitter?
Probably because you kept posting gay shit.
Probably posting literally dudes sucking each other's dicks and stuff.
You can't post that, I'll get banned.
Yeah, like you can't post people sucking each other's dicks, man.
What are you doing posting dick-sucking videos?
So Reddit is Reddit down.
Reddit down.
I'm gonna search this up on the Twitter here.
latest. Reddit's reportedly down for hundreds of users. Yeah, it does look like it is down
for other people. I don't know, really. So it's probably just some bullshit. I'm not
going to worry about it. Wow. Okay. Well, there you go. You can go on subreddits. You
You just can't click on single posts.
Well, I did it earlier, right?
I did.
And so, yeah, let me see.
Can I do that now?
I can, but I just can't click on a single or post.
What the fuck?
Can I updude and downdude?
I can updude and downdude.
Ah, it's probably a bug.
Yeah, it's a bug.
Something else going on.
All right, well, let me see this silk song thing.
I'll pull this up.
Where the hell we go?
There it is.
so is the top post about me
there's no way it's about me
where's it at work by this uh... hot
hot post
now it's not about me what people talk about me for
yeah i'm trying i'm trying to scroll this down i don't see anybody talking
about me
Yeah, where is it? Probably got deleted top of the week.
Wait, my post is atop of the week?
About me?
Yeah, and I can open this up. It's no problem.
Let me pull this out. I want to see what that
breaking news.
Asmukh Geo
What?
Who recently attacked the sub is reportedly no clue what he's talking about.
What is this?
other two are political and the other two are anti AI is political yeah absolutely 100%
it is so so the response they have is they're gonna say the same thing that I said but then
Do it in a in a slow motion. Oh, that's good. I like that. Yeah, cherry pick two posts. Yeah, exactly
And is there other people talking about?
I'm trying down. Okay, um
So achievement unlocked having your post is wait, they're all put. Oh my god
Two of the top posts wait, it's an asmongold post. Oh
My god
Do not fucking check this guy's profile.
What the fuck?
I should really, but his name is on my browser extension that redacts content.
Why did I open your profile?
What the fuck?
What are these weirdos doing?
Who are they?
Gamers that are playing games, reacts to content and right-ring griffs, of course.
Why is why are the people that only why is it that only people right-wing grift and never left-wing grift?
Maybe that's an interesting question, isn't it? Why is that? Maybe it's because people are fucking delusional
Do not open his profile. I'm not gonna look at that. Why they would I look at that?
So three posts on the silk song subreddit are about me and now
My account is potentially blocked by Reddit
Wow.
Wow. I don't know what else to say. That's insane. Yeah, I guess so.
It's censorship. Yeah, I wonder why this happened. I have no idea why it happened or what the purpose of it is.
It's very confusing. And wow.
Will convert your children? What is this?
But my son just called, I don't know what this is, I'll probably look at this later
on.
There's been so many of these that I've looked at for many times.
And Children's Sandbox, a botch VTuber group, Apology about Minecraft's DLC.
Screw it man, I think pushing politics in a children's sandbox game is disgusting, especially
when it's disguised as education.
Let me play my stupid block game without having to engage or associate with any of your stupid
political garbage that I literally do not care about.
I'm just so tired of seeing it.
Why does it even matter to push real-world matters into my block game that I can escape
from the real world if I buy the game and play it, can that be seen as taking a side
because their dumbass post blew up?
Stupid people in power moment.
True, you're right.
Jelly deleted the tweet and deleted the tweet where she said she was rage baiting, seems
like that didn't actually fly.
Replies up where she says she didn't know who Nielsen Mandela or Gandhi were.
Some of these people get upset about the sight of a black person.
Focus on recent's event, Phase Connect.
Recent comments made on Twitter by one of our talents included in the discussion of sensitive
issues.
Falling an internal review, these comments were taken down.
We sincerely apologize for any issues caused by this incident.
Phase Connect's focus has always been about providing entertainment through different
personalities and a wide range of unique content.
We do not tolerate racism, hatred, or bigotry in our communities.
Thank you for understanding and your continued support.
So they go out and basically Trump ally, well, what is all this?
So Trump ally, Charlie Kirk, suggests children should watch public executions.
It couldn't have happened to a more deserving person.
Oh, I forgot to mention the women who voted for this.
I hope you aren't trying to get pregnant.
So this is some other, this is just around, I don't even know who this is from.
So let me get this straight.
So this VTuber agency went out, and this is a person complaining that Minecraft is making
a political statement, and then the same usual retards on Twitter cried and complained
about it, and now Phase Connect is making them delete it and apologize.
Well, the only way to solve that is to talk about it even more.
That's the way I see it, is that they will only stop doing this if you create a negative
sentiment for people to do this that is greater and more punishing than playing along to these
people on social media. I think FaZe Connect totally rolled over for this. This is her
own freedom of speech. She can say whatever she wants to say. It's not anything that's
racist for saying that you don't want politics inside of a Minecraft game. And it's insane.
I can explain the other slides. They're relevant. Oh, I'm sure they are. But I just don't know it
or anything like that rare huge phage out yeah jelly is not an american that's a huge phase out
yeah they are and i think this is embarrassing and this is also who is this person uh kiru k-e-r-u-p-a-n-i
who is this person caru pauney who is this i have no idea who this person is phase connect
Oh, I wait, okay, this is not it.
So wait a minute, is a 31-year-old Canadian VTuber who celebrated the initial Trump assassination
attempt as well as Charlie Kirk's death?
So let me get this straight.
So you have a girl here who's going out there celebrating the Trump assassination attempts
and also Charlie Kirk being killed and she's still part of the group while at the same
time they're issuing a public statement and an apology for somebody saying that Minecraft
shouldn't be taken over by politics.
Man. Another shitty Vtuber org. What a surprise. Yep. What a surprise, bro. We haven't had
one of these for like a whole month, huh? How about that? Sounds like hypocrisy. Well,
that's the reason. I mean, this is embarrassed. It's pathetic. It really is. It's pathetic.
gel for this org. Yeah, like I don't know why they would even say this. Where are they on Twitter?
Phase Connect. Let me pull this up. Phase Connect, racist. Where is it here? Okay, Phase Connect official.
An important notice regarding recent events. Thank you for understanding. And so everybody,
this is the beginning of the end. Please do not direct any questions or recent events to any of
of our talents. Thank you for your continued support. Wow. Everybody is shitting on them.
I love this. Hopefully it gets worse because this will only stop and these companies will
only stop doing this if you become even more hostile than the people that they're trying
to appease. You have to go after these people. And if you don't, they're going to roll over
and they're going to censor you and they're going to play along with other people that
want to take your words out of context call you a racist for saying that you
don't think minecraft should be a platform for politics and then get mad at
you and then try to take away your career you have to always go after these
people this is embarrassing that they made this person deleted this is their
own personal opinion there's nothing wrong with that and I'm glad that they're
getting this much hate hopefully it gets worse and the beginnings of the end
I'm watching you from Shondo what's pathetic is you throw her under the
bus but remain silent when Clara was openly celebrating the death of Charlie
Kirk and calling for more to be killed. There it is. Don't remember you saying
anything when Clara cheered for Kirk's death. That's right. You have to make this
as toxic as possible for them to do because if you don't then they're gonna
keep playing along with these absolute fucking parasites. You are and I'm very
very happy to see that more people are totally shitting on them. I will make a
post about this as well. And again, this will only stop when you create an incentive structure
that people are afraid to post this stuff. You have to do it. It might not feel good,
but it's necessary. It is. These VTuber agencies are all garbage. They are. And to the extent
that they play game, play ball with this stuff. And I think that people should continue reminding
this. They did suspend Clar to be fair. They just didn't mention why. Yeah, they didn't
mention why because they didn't want to make these people mad. And that's the reason, too.
And they never made a statement about that. You need to collect them all. I know. Well,
a lot of these, and this is the problem, is that a lot of VTuber agencies, and people
tried to say that Phase Connect was different. I've seen a lot of people saying that just
over the years. And really, I mean, it seems like that's not the case. The agency probably
run by people who are liberals wishing for death on the opposite side? Well then you
should treat them that way. Then that's the way that you treat them at that point, right?
That's obviously the goal. They want to win anything until they get exposed? Well that's
why I'm glad to see such a massive pushback against it. I am. And let's see here, what
are the other quote retweets here too? Yeah, I spent $1,000 on Marchman's measures. I
figured the recent statement deserved actual feedback, not tweets. If you're a customer
probably worth doing the same yep absolutely
just connect doesn't tolerate racism here's one of their talents saying the
inward
stupid
stupid man
that's too bad huh
wow
that's crazy go fuck yourself jolly nothing wrong absolutely
and uh... this is your face is appealing to
graduated i don't even know who the fuck this is
not a peep from the retards and carmark charlie mark march charlie curks
assassination
what a joke of a company
absolutely
no i i'm i'm so proud of the internet for this i am
i am so proud of you guys again
never ever let this shit go never let it go
never let it never let people live past this
this is crazy crazy crazy
it is embarrassing all right i forgot i'm banned on reddit now so i can't do that
so uh... yeah and uh... we won't know absolutely i mean we'll probably make some
content about this to when i'll continue covering it
and i can't find your computer next in twitter chud's rise up
well that's the thing is that
the what you have to understand is that
if you don't if you don't do this yourself
they will overall if you are coming on the warcraft situation before going over
videos while twitter
is melting down to
Okay, we are going to watch this one thing, all right?
Wow, Twitter has been very upset about this recent interview.
We're going to watch it.
Here we go.
And that means, you know, evolving what Warcraft means,
what it is and where it's going.
we want to be approachable and that's also part of it.
Even with Chris Metz and we talk about it, sometimes it's like,
man, I wish we hadn't called it Warcraft. Sounds kind of intimidating.
Nobody really thinks that about Warhammer. It's just, it's
an understood name, essentially. So this idea of third space in our
online. We are reaching levels of over
that were previously considered impossible.
We are going down to a degree of over.
This is really sad.
It is.
What happened to my game?
What the fuck happened to my game?
This is insane.
Worlds, we couldn't even define what that means exactly,
but we're working on figuring that out.
We want people to come in and hang out and have birthdays, have weddings, have raids,
granded.
We did this back in the day.
And sure, is play with the friends, meet new friends, like all the things that traditionally
for over 20 years World of Warcraft has been good at.
Yeah.
And at the same time, we want to take advantage of 20 years of stories that have been told
and not told and start bringing it out to the world in a broader way.
Like, that's my goal and vision, and I know Ian supports it.
And, you know, we do hear these impassioned cries from, you know, parents who are like,
please, let me play this game with my kids.
I just want to hang out with my kids, and I don't want to do it in other games.
I want to do it in the game I love.
And so that's a minor seed of the vast, you know, potential garden of, you know, people
who love incredible challenges.
like, what are we going to do for them in the future?
How do we roll in the community?
And one of the lovely things about housing
that's a reminder to us is we only kick that off in earnest
in December to have people filtering into it.
And just to see, there's now a whole community
forming around how to make stuff.
That's me.
I really feel like I can't even recognize
World of Warcraft nowadays.
Like the game has become so like fantasy slopified
that the grit and the coolness
that World of Warcraft had back in the day,
it just doesn't have it anymore.
It doesn't.
And I'm so sad about that.
I really am because it's just Disney,
yeah, it's been Disney-fied and turned into,
like, I mean, this is about housing, right?
beauty of MMOs. It becomes a real community, not just in-game, but in-game and out that
supports each other. And that to me is the dream. And as much of that as we can create,
loving community that likes to inform and be experts and share, that to me is online spaces
in a fantasy realm that gives you an escape, gives you a place to hang out, gives you something to
focus on when maybe things outside of that realm may be not so good, or even if they're great,
and you want to share it with somebody.
So I think, and Ian can speak to it too,
that to me is broadly speaking,
every decision we make has that kind of thread in it.
And where are we going?
How do we get to the space where everyone is welcome?
You know, tying into how they play
and the activities they want to do
and who they want to do it with.
And even who they don't want to.
The whole team is excited about this idea of,
we want to preserve what war of the warcraft is
what people expect. We're never going to stop doing things we know people love. But at the same
time, I think we have a bigger vision simply than an MMORPG.
It's over. It's over. I just do not even know what to say. Even Metzen did. Did he agree to?
Maybe he did. I don't know. I mean, at the end of the day, this is what differently do you mean?
I don't think it differently today. Mechanically, it's the same for years. What do you remember as damage?
There are mechanical complaints that I have with WoW, but I haven't really played WoW really seriously since Dragonflight,
so like I don't know how different it is than it was.
But like back when I played at least, the game was way over designed.
Like there was basically five solutions for the same problem, and I felt like it was way...
it was it was complex in a way that was bad.
And that that's definitely that that's one part of that, but I'm not even talking about that
I'm talking about the vibe of the game
the vibe of the game had I think has been
Profoundly changed
whereas previously it was about big sweaty men and
Hot chicks and bikinis chainmail bikinis like Sylvanas and Jaina
Going out and fighting each other now. It's just about
basically walking around and how cute Durotar is. There has been a profound
vibe shift in the game and whereas the game, this is what my opinion is, I think
they've made the game appeal more towards women and I think they've made it
appeal to more towards the non-endemic audience of the people that played well
were young guys. That was it. It was young guys that played World of Warcraft
And for some reason to them, they thought that's not enough we're gonna try to get even more people and in the process of doing that
They made the game less masculine. They made it less
Like I you know, you don't hear anything more about strength honor tradition oaths and duties anymore, right?
It's about how somebody feels or you know, like what you know, what's the right thing to do or some bullshit
It's cringe
They gay I mean I'm about gay. I think it's just mainly for like women like yeah
They they pacified the game they massively pacified the game
It's not even it's not even a question
Like just go and look at the wrath of the wrath of the lich king or the warlords of drain or cinematics and
Compare them to the dragonflight cinematic. It's a different game. It is it's a profoundly different game
And it's not one for me
I'll try midnight when it comes out. Sure. I'll play the new expansion. I mean I've played wow for 20 fucking years
I'm gonna play the new expansion but
My expectations for it are very very very well
They are midnight's gonna be gay as fuck. That's possible and I just don't know what to say man
They made it into pretty fantasy slop
They did and I don't really like I mean the characters such till one of the hardest hits this season
We'll show you show you true masculine. I don't even know what that is. Holy even Belly were touched on it
It's gonna be a fire video for sure. Yeah, I saw Belly were talked about this. Let me see if I can find it
Or is it
Or are they talking about this
Yep, there it is here talking about approachability to bring as many people as possible
Yeah, bro, like this is this is just not the game
This is not this this is the game
This was the game right here. This was the game
This was badass, but that wasn't enough for you
It wasn't enough and you had to go and make up a bunch of garbage
I haven't seen one positive reaction to this interview not one don't torch the warcraft
you have chasing a version that only exists as a 20 year plan to capture as
many people as possible that's how you lose it all it's just it's over this
was the point this was the point that I realized that it was over
This right here, I realized when I saw this photo, the game I love is dead.
That's it.
It's dead.
How is this real?
I don't know.
This is the reason it's happening, by the way.
What is this?
Pull it up.
No!
Jesus Christ, Blizzard.
Just read his name.
over. We had a really good run. Wait, did they spell the name on?
Troll Bane. Is it? Just read his name. It's over. We had a really good run. We did.
Guys, I'm going to be completely honest with you. We instantly knew the game was cooked
when Chris said this almost a year ago. I'll break it down. When I came back,
you're like, all right, let's go. World of Warcraft. Having strong ideas and kind of
saying like, I want to go this way. So as I came back in, the development process
and even the conceptualizing really had become much more democratized and created all sorts
of complexities.
It's over.
What the fuck are we doing here?
What is this?
This is so weird.
Like, you've got KADGAR.
This guy is a fucking arc mage.
The most powerful mage in all of Azeroth outmaneuvered the Guardian of Tearsfall and he's going around
on a wheelchair?
This is crazy.
Like, what is this?
This is so fucking embarrassingly pathetic, sad, and lame.
I don't even know what to say.
It is embarrassing how bad this is.
I don't know what the hell happened, guys.
Democratized.
It's over.
It's over.
I mean, hey, do you remember how cool it used to be to play WoW?
You remember back whenever the ice cream citadel came out?
Do you remember whenever the Black Temple released and people finally killed Illidan?
That was really badass, wasn't it?
That was super fuckin' cool.
It was!
That was amazing!
Brewfest came out, remember the Kodo?
I remember the Kodo!
Oh yeah!
I was 15 years ago.
Longer than that, actually.
It's a long time ago.
Like it's just really, it's really like if I pull this up, I mean this is, this is what
it used to be.
See, this is the way the game used to be.
And it was fucking amazing, unfathomably fucking awesome.
It was so cool.
It was great.
Nothing ever needed to change.
Everything was okay.
This was awesome.
Everybody was happy.
And now it's been turned into a bunch of feminized fantasy slop.
It's garbage.
I'm sick of it.
I am so sick of it.
Full of a bunch of fucking fairies.
I just, I'm never going to get, I'm going to be talking,
well, I'm 50 years old.
I'm going to be talking about this.
I'm gonna be talking about this on 50 years old.
I mean, look at that, bro.
Imagine seeing that and saying, wait a minute,
I know what I need to do.
Oh, Mage.
Look at this.
Bro, bro, real quick, real quick.
This is, this is what happened.
You guys see it?
You guys see what happened.
This is the difference that 30 years makes.
That's so sad I
Really honestly like I'm so sick of this. It's not Jaina. No, it's not I
Mean Genshin impact is more masculine than world of Warcraft is now and I don't even know if they have male characters anymore
Fuck man
It's not bro like it's not over. It's woke for it is it's so it's so bad
Bro, like it is so bad. I don't know final fantasy 14 is more masculine than this
I mean y'all remember this man like I am I remember I still have this old book in my fucking friend my in my
My old room man
And now it is just like I am just
I don't know what to say like it's really sad it is it is just so sad it's so over it is it's so over like I mean
Again, like this is it's never it's not even feminine either. It's just ugly
Well, I don't know but like I'm acting. It's a little bit of both this honkai star rail more masculine than this
Yeah, probably like I mean like yeah, I mean played the trailer from the old days as much. No, I can't I
I can't I don't want to do it again, man. I don't want to do it again. It's just I can't do it
Well, I just can't do it to myself again
No, it's just no
I'm tired. I'm tired boss
Why they do this to every say they did this with the Witcher they did this with willow they did it with
Warcraft
The W's turn out into an L apparently
Um, let's see here at Star Wars and it was started did it with Halo that they did it with Lord of the Rings
They just they it's like it just poisons everything it touches it does I
Don't know what to say
It's good and also keep in mind. I want y'all to remember this
The people that made the cinematic this one right here
They are going to be the people making Classic Plus.
I'm telling you guys, it's over.
It's been over.
We have one final bastion.
One final bastion.
What is it, gentlemen?
It's Warhammer.
That's all we have left.
And even that is on a razor's edge.
Female custodian. That's only one point. That's only one thing. I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna worry about that is my matter
But like that is the last thing that we have and if if if Warhammer falls
It's over it is it's actually over
Play a sardis for a little hype
Henry Cavill was that yes Henry Cavill was our last line of defense
The last one, man.
Oh, I give him an inch.
Yep, give him an inch.
This is why I said you never give an inch.
Should worry about it.
Remember the horse transaction, it all starts with that.
You're right.
You're right.
You're getting the foot in the door.
I should have never had female custodes.
It's ridiculous.
It's absolutely ridiculous.
On top of that, the process to make a custodes is such an ancient, deep, dark process that
if there were none that were discovered at all, then the process would have probably
only been made for men.
Because under the logic that, because I think that the Astardis process is probably like
a, you know, some, I don't know about this, right?
But it's probably some kind of like God-like fucking thing, right, where they abuse some
power from some God or something like that.
The first sons, yes, the first sons.
You hear that?
The first sons.
I just, it's ritualistic, yeah, it's, it's, I, I, I can know a little bit.
Stop using it.
I know.
Same with witchers.
Yeah, same with witchers.
i just
why they make female custodians when they have the silent sisters in the
adapters or as sort of sort is
with the reason why is because the custodies are
the but they're basically right under the prime arts pretty much right and in
terms of power level
and the prime arts are all names you can't really invent one of those
so you have to give uh... you know them another position because they're really
really powerful like they're like the
the uh... what's it called the uh... fucking the emperor's personal guard
i mean it's like secret service pretty much right
like delta force
uh... i don't know
they want girl bar it's just it's just
again warhammer is our last chance
and it is
receding so quickly
i
I remember how cool this used to be and I will never forget, but goddamn, do they make
it hard to fucking remember?
It's sad.
Still is.
Yep.
That's right.
They do.
They make it hard to remember.
Both to watch them.
Yeah, I know, I know, I know some videos.
I'm not going to look at a whole lot of videos today, but like, I remember you remember.
Definitely chief play space marine to fuck. Yeah, I did I beat the whole game. I beat on stream. It was fucking amazing
It's awesome. I'm gonna wait for the third one. Yeah, 100 fucking percent
Yeah, I bet they got I bet the third one we're gonna kill Leandros I
Bet we're either gonna kill him or he's gonna sacrifice himself for Titus
One or the other right it's either gonna be the most giga Chad fucking redemption arc
Or it's gonna be his ass is gonna die. I
Feel like one of the other is gonna happen tight. It's a hundred percent
Probably yeah, I think so
We gonna kill arabists. I don't know about that. What happened in neo three. I got distracted
I'm gonna get to that in just a minute
So you try dark tide not having a year and the codex will support the action. I want to see Gilliman. Oh
I
Feel like Warhammer actually does a really good job
by maintaining a distance between the the the stories and divinity I think that
really one thing that like I think really worked well with Order of the Rings is
that you never actually touched divinity in any capacity right like it was there
like you know with the Astari and with the Balrog etc but you like you never
interacted with Melkor you never interacted with any of the of the
Valar, obviously never with Eurotar except for like, you know, with Gollum and stuff
like that, but I don't know. Yeah. So I think that really in a story, it's best to let
Divinity be theoretical and to never actually show it on screen ever, except if it's like
just like a very, very short, small moment, right? And I feel like Gandalf, I know that,
but like the audience doesn't know, like you can watch Lord of the Rings, all of Lord
rings and you have no idea what happened with Gandalf. You had no idea Gandalf's
of my art spirit sent by fucking the Vailar Monway, right? Like the previous
spirit Oren was sent there. You have no idea about it. Why would you have any idea about this?
So that's a Tom Bombadil. He's not in the movie, number one. And number two,
the book is more mystical than the movies, right? I think there's that.
Like Elune. Yeah, Elune. Elune is a great example. Like I think that again, having
true divinity inside of a story, the best way you can do that is by never actually showing
it correctly. Because it creates the mystique of it. That's the way I see it. And I think
that that's probably the reason why they very rarely, you know, they don't even really show
a lot of that stuff at all, the mystery to it. Yeah. Because I think that like, I mean,
psychologically, there's like a mystery to divinity. And by showing it all the time,
mystery is like uh... it's eroded
the outer god's meld and ring yes exactly
the true mythos yet the mythos of it i think is more powerful if it's not
direct
like a lot of star wars
uh... yeah i mean i don't think abel off is a god though but yes or something
like that
what about god of war what's a different paradigm i mean it's a totally
different paradigm like i mean it seems like i don't think time travel should be
in a story
except if you're doing a story about time travel
God of war is all about divinity, so it would make sense that it would happen.
It ruins the immersion.
I think it's more that like, I don't know, like it's more than that show, don't tell.
Yeah, exactly.
And I don't know, I could go through a lot of other examples with this, but that's generally
what I'm, what my opinion on it is, like conspiracies into files.
Yeah, exactly.
Imagination is infinite.
Once you state it and show it, it becomes finite.
Exactly.
I think that's one of the things that's really cool about,
I'll watch this later on, not right now, but later on.
And that's one of the things that's really cool
about, for example, like they rarely show the chaos guns.
They rarely show the God Emperor in his prime.
Like they very, very, very rarely show that.
And the reason why is because it is almost impossible
for something to live up to the hype.
Like the imagination that somebody would have.
Like, I mean, think about, like one of the only times
it's ever fucking happened, right?
It was like Gandalf fighting the Balrog.
that was insanely fucking awesome right? But like that's it's so rare. Like Lovecraft? Well like
Cthulhu is inside of a, he's inside of a Pantheon of Gods. And Cthulhu is actually like a middle
manager inside of that Pantheon company. He's not even an executive manager and he's certainly not
not the CEO. So, like, he's very, very far down. He's just a priest. Yeah, exactly.
Like, it is very, very minimal. And so, I think in general, and they barely show any
of the other ones. And, yeah, Yogg-Sarroth, I think that's one of the big ones. I'm pretty
sure it's been a long time. I don't remember it that well. So, anyway, that's what my opinion
on it is. That's what I think they should do. And Warcraft is dead, okay? That's my point.
Warcraft is dead, Blizzard has killed it.
That's my point.
Gentlemen, today, Nioh 3.
I've been waiting on this game for a long time.
I've been waiting on this game for a bit.
It's been a long ass motherfucking time.
But this shit is finally like basically, so the demo is out right now, but the demo is
It's just the beginning of the game and the game doesn't come out for a few more hours.
So I can play the demo and then it goes, it feeds into the game.
It fits right into it.
All right, no, I'm ready.
Time for Grandpa gameplay.
No, no, I played the other games.
I'm going to be good at this.
I'm not going to be bad.
I'm going to be super good at it.
I'm going to be amazing at it.
I just hope I hope the game doesn't crash like it did with that other fucking game that I played. What was it called fucking?
Oh ninja guide and four because it was made by the same developer
You have to replay it. I don't know the game should be out now for PC. It's not it's not out. Like what do you mean?
It's out. No, it's not they delayed it
They delayed it to like I think it was like 11 or something like that. I don't know why but it did get delayed
The game's optimized really well. Wow, you never hear that nowadays, do you?
Greater Age Crit on Tutorial Boss? I mean, the Wu Long Tutorial Boss is really hard, too,
but I think they've learned their lesson since then.
Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Never mind. Okay, we're good. Opening portion of full game. All right, good.
Okay. English, English, okay. Screen brightness, I gotta turn it up.
default setting borderless 60 locked 120 graphics presets very high changes will be applied okay
yes sure it sounds great okay and all this is good next screen brightness turn it up again
Okay, this is good, right? Back. Okay, two. All right, HDR. I don't know what any of this is. I'm not going to worry about it. Okay, shadow quality. Everything is on Omega Big Dick. Everything is Omega Big Dick.
big dick. Yeah, yes, click yes. Change back. Save settings Q. configure controls. Okay,
style shift button hold guard control, press and hold I think all that makes sense. I'll
change that probably as I play the game. Show controls trigger length duration, screen shake
I'll keep all this on until it's annoying.
OK, subtitle size, that's fine.
Overall volume.
I usually sound effects are pretty loud in these games.
I'm going to take this down to 70 just preemptively.
That should be fine.
And motion borer, I'll change that in just a minute.
OK, and all this should all be good.
Yes.
All right, this is sword boy game. I'm ready for it. It's been a long ass time.
There's demo. Okay, system. Let me make sure that I have motion bar turned off. Okay.
Uh, camera settings, maybe?
Uh, it looks like there isn't a motion borer setting.
Um, I could be wrong.
Visuals.
I'm not seeing a motion borer setting.
Advanced settings, maybe?
Motion quality?
Not seeing it anywhere. Page 2 advanced.
Cut scene quality, FPS.
It's not there.
Post effects? What the hell is post effects?
Got it, got it. Off.
Off!
Okay, good.
Gentlemen, let us begin.
Cut scene 60 FPS? Are they? I don't know. I didn't see that.
Let me go back on double check.
I looked at visuals, you guys saw that.
Post effects. Now there's nothing on there for cut scenes.
Advanced settings
FPS cutscenes on 60. Okay. There it is. It's on 60 now. We're good. All right
new gate
Do you think off? No, I don't like I only turn that off if it causes problems. I never turned that off proactively
I'll put this up. I guess you
Okay
It's like a special rock.
Wow.
What are the powers?
The red power.
Angry birds.
the second happy birds is the power of rebirth see that nurtures and heals life
wow
those are the good birds since time immemorial this power has been the
impetus for human wars. True. So true. And then Shogun, Tokugawae Yasuz, put an end to this bloody
history and ushered in peace. Eventually, one of his two grandchildren will be chosen to continue
this piece am i am i one of the two time past like a girl or a boy the
ceremony that displays the new shogun's authority both within and beyond the
country's borders would soon begin okay
was that supposed to be a cat the fuck is this
Is that a little boo boo? Oh hell.
Are you listening Lord Takachiyo? You will become Shogun soon.
Me? That's enough. Wait, I'm the Shogun.
I think Takachiyo's better suited to be an artist.
Lord Kurenai, sir.
lucky though oh wow I mean honestly that time no I mean it's really some
fairy shit if you're supposed to be the the shogun and you're drawn pictures of
flying cats I mean are you really gonna be the shogun if you're drawn pictures of
cats. What's this? Oh, you're gonna decide what you look like. Okay, base spot. All right.
All right, let me see a body type one or two. Okay, well, I'm obviously gonna be this guy.
So we have the Asian guy, the white guy. Okay, I guess we're gonna go with. Oh, man,
I'm gonna screw that one's kind of good. Yeah, maybe I go with this. I
Feel like that's a little bit more accurate if I got changed it up a little bit
But like yeah, and now I'm gonna give him some hair. You know, he gonna get some hair
I'm not I'm not I'm not going bald on this shit at all
So we will get some of the different versions. Okay. This is decent, right? You got the old guy old guy too
I'm gonna start with him. We're gonna start with this guy right here. Okay?
Elbow and knee angle. Okay, we're gonna put that right in the middle stance weapon sheath
Okay, I want wide stance wide stance
Okay, definitely
Alright, I'm like six three right so I'm gonna put that like I'm that's pretty tall
I'm gonna put like 19 out of 20. Okay, and then for color
Skin color we're gonna go we're gonna make myself a little bit whiter. Okay, that's good perfect. All right head size
I'll make my head a little bit smaller body size
Okay, everything is smaller now good
Actually, I'll be a polite male right right about here. Okay. How about that? That's about it and it's a muscle mass
Okay, we're gonna take this all down to zero chest size
I have pectus that that thing where I do have a chest so like that's gone under garment type type one or two
Okay, well, I don't know what the fuck that means. I don't want to deal with it bathing action wait what?
Bathing action upper body markings
What the hell is that I could what's this gate? What the fuck?
What the fuck is this oh
oh my bro bro what is going on all right so
well like your cuza tattoos that'd be bad ass okay well we're not gonna use
any of these I'm not gonna worry about that okay lower body markings we're not
gonna fuck around with that I'm not gonna be looking at his legs anyway who
Who cares?
Face.
Face shape.
Okay.
I have a thin face, so I'm going to make his face thinner.
Cheek fullness, okay, cheek width, okay, jaw height, probably about like right there,
width as well, probably about like right there too, maybe a little bit more, yeah about like
there.
I'm not gonna fuck with that actually like let me see what that looks like
Okay, I'll probably like right there. I'd say it's not Epstein. What do you mean Epstein?
Y'all retard. I don't have a long chin. I'd say like probably about like right about here
chin depth with sharpness
Okay, um, I have a pretty yeah, probably right there. I'd say and
mandible depth
That's like that's like you're front of your mouth, right?
Okay, it's probably about like right
Probably about like right there. I'd say I don't even really know Chen tip height about like right there. Okay
That should be good. Let me let me do the hair because like the hair really the hair puts it all together
So for eyes, I feel like the eyes are just fine already. I'm gonna be honest eyebrows. What about eyebrows?
us. We all think. Where are we at? The hair's gone already. Why don't you shut the fuck
up? How about that? I feel like this is kind of, I feel like I just go with this, right?
I feel like this looks good. Yeah, let's go with that. Okay, and then the height. Ooh,
That's a thumbnail.
Okay, let's go put it down.
All right, that's good.
Spacing, it's actually pretty accurate, I'd say.
At our eyebrow height, okay, probably pretty low too.
Mid eyebrow height, okay, there's that.
All right, good.
Perfect.
Looks good, shut up.
It looks amazing.
Eyebrow density, I feel like I have pretty dense eyebrows.
Okay, thickness, probably about like right there, I'd say.
Color should be fine too. Alright. Now let's look at the hair.
I don't really care about the eyes or anything else. This is...
Oh, nose. Let me change the nose. Alright.
I'm gonna make nose width. I have a very, very, very thin nose.
Yeah, that's a lot better.
Okay, and length?
There. Alright, that's...
Yeah, perfect.
I have a small nose.
Alright, hair.
Preset.
Um...
Damn.
I feel like these hairstyles suck, I'm gonna be honest.
These are pretty bad.
These are really bad.
Okay, let's go with...
let's just go with this I think I'm just gonna go I'm John Neo okay yeah I'm
John Neo 3 get some locks green no no it's fine hairstyle base hair is it
wait oh oh wow who's this Johnny Depp okay give me a minute oh that was kind of
cool
okay let's see what we've got here
do any of these kind of match my hairstyle besides shut the fuck up okay
besides that
what else do we have
okay
these are
I mean ah jeez guys
Mmm.
I'm not really feeling it, man.
None of these look that good.
The Karen bull cut.
We are not getting a Karen bull cut.
It's not happening.
I think honestly, we're just going to go with the very simple base hairstyle.
I'm just going to go with something like this.
Okay.
Very simple.
It's you know the way that my this is how my hair used to be when I was in like high school, okay?
3000 years ago. I had this much hair and that was a long long long time ago now. It's like probably
Less than half of that
Sure, I've got photos. You just go look at the photos. So let's see here hairstyle bangs. Oh my god hair color, okay?
Brown hair
All right, and we'll make it darker
I have dark brown hair. That's good. All right, perfect. I swore to God if there are only like three gray hair
Honestly, that looks pretty good
I'm gonna be real
Yeah, that was kind of badass
like really like I mean it's not you it will be it will be I keep covering this
fucking politics shit for another couple of years look at his son well all the
side of his beard is fucking gray adjust the hairline I can't you didn't let you
they don't let you I'm gonna go like that actually you know what I'll do is I
I will do just a little bit of gray hair
and then I will go with...
Yeah, I'm gonna have it not be as many of them, right?
Actually, I'm just gonna say fuck it.
Let's just go with that, should be fine.
Okay, and now what about the beard?
Preset, facial hair color, mustache, beard.
Okay, here we go, type.
Okay, uh, not a lot of options. They usually don't have that many options in these games. I don't know why
Okay, well, we're not gonna go with that. I think I just go with this here
And then for mustache
Yeah, that's pretty good
Wait, what the f- Wait, wait. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, okay, that's- that's fine.
Curliness? No. Beard? Length?
Okay, I'll just put it like it. It's 17.
Group adjustment. How the fuck?
I'm just not gonna mess with this. I'm afraid to mess with this.
Okay, there we go. Makeup?
Uh-uh, voice. Play voice.
Okay, there's only two options. I only have two options. Okay, we're gonna go with this.
Alright. Then other options, okay. There we go. Alright, we are going to finalize our
settings. I think that's pretty good. That's decent enough, right? John Neo Snow. Yeah,
well, they don't have the thing is that in a lot of these games, they don't have balding
hairstyles because nobody wants to be balding. That's the reason why they don't have that.
Okay, let's do it finalized settings
Show me I want to be in the cinematic
I want to be in the cinema I want to be in it
I'm that guy. Wait, wait, wait, I have eyeliner on. I'm JD Neo. Oh my god. I didn't know this.
Okay, uh, compass objectives. Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. Okay.
So this ceremony will see the rise of a new shokun used to be so-
Okay, that's fine.
Neo Vance, the third? Is that it?
I feel like- Why is it that guys can't- can't wear makeup?
We need to normalize that.
Oh, we got a fight with this dude am I gonna learn you've arrived. All right
Hurry up and choose a weapon to practice with okay. Where's the weapons? I'm assuming over here, right?
Wait, I thought well, what do you mean select the weapon like oh, it's other weapons over here. Okay. Well, uh, Odacho
Spear dual sort and a sort. Okay. We're gonna use the Odacho
Any weapon will serve you in battles so long as you master it.
Alright.
Focus on choosing something that you feel comfortable with.
Alright, that's fine. Yeah, sure. Okay, I get it.
Yeah?
Alright, speak with them. Okay.
Is that Yagu?
So that's the weapon you've chosen?
Yes!
Yes!
then I'll choose this one
let me do one thing real quick okay system
uh... where's the uh... where's the fucking
games that controls what what what what what
wait a minute
okay I got about alright good I was about to say I was about to talk
okay controls basic games no no no
No, uh, controls is something the method configure controls.
No, where's my key binding controls?
Where's key binding configure controls.
Tab customer.
Where's it at?
Where's it at?
I can't even, right.
Okay.
Where's Perry?
Where's Perry?
where's Perry I ain't see Perry jump is control okay got it guard okay well then
I put that on this and I'm gonna put this on this dodge no no dodge your space
What are you she shut the fuck up? How about that?
What's your opponent?
Otherwise
Direct your attention to law. All right. I got it. I got it. I'm ready
Walk on
Hold back on these notes
Yeah, I get it.
I get it.
Okay, strong attack.
I gotta do one more.
Okay.
Easy.
Okay.
Okay.
A key pulse.
Shift.
Okay.
You to quickly recover key. Okay. I keep pulse shift. Okay
Okay, it's pretty simple
Yeah, got it. Hmm. No bad
Now it's my turn
Oh, shit, he's gonna find me.
But attacking isn't everything.
You have to defend yourself, too.
Sometimes you dodge.
Or sometimes you block and try to counterattack.
Do it.
Bitch.
Bitch!
Nope.
How would you do it twice?
I was ready for two times.
I was ready for the second attack.
Art's proficiency.
Okay, this is just like one and two, right?
Uh, ninjutsu are, yeah, I get this is simple.
Okay.
Key pole shift after attack.
Okay.
So I did not do this I can again get one of these okay, so I'm charging hard sketch. I did it right
Your skills have fully sharpened you can unleash all your strengths with my
I am oh
So I charge this up and then the martial attack is just my charge heavy. Oh, that's actually really good
Damn, bitch, relax!
I'm gonna dine the tutorial.
Okay, easy.
Let me change that right now.
I have to change that.
Controlled.
Controlled.
Let's put it all together.
Make use of both offensive and defensive strategies and defeat Lord Krimatzel.
Will today be the day you finally defeat me?
Come, show me your strength.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on.
Okay.
Okay, what are you gonna do? What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do?
That's right.
Now I big dick on him? I big dick on him?
What? You can't do that!
It's pretty easy. Good bitch.
I'm gonna finish him off with a big one. I'm gonna finish him off.
That's right! Who's mad? Who's mad?
who's mad I got kids that's all it won't happen again I'm a warlord why they
nerf my sword
Oh
That is way who's that
What are these they're fucking spirit companions was this gay shit
Everybody's dying oh
Shit
Oh, no
It's laggy yeah, it is I don't know why it's like that
I'll deal with it in a minute
It's also kind of bad on my end too
I'll change if you was the gameplay laggy I
I don't think it was, really.
No?
Okay, then who cares?
It's cinematic anyway.
I mean, I y'all know these stories are cosmetic, like they're ain't shit after the new story.
This guy's actually pretty good.
Wait, did he just block?
Did he block a giant axe with his arm?
Why are you still here?
The castle has fallen to Yokai.
I'll clear the way.
Escape underground.
Okay.
We gotta go over there.
Now it's better?
Who knows?
I mean, it is one of those.
You've joined forces with Tokugawa Kama-Siri?
Wait, I have to withstand.
Where they at?
Where the hoe's at?
Oh, I probably have to go somewhere else.
I wonder what run is?
What's this? I'm gonna loot this.
Serps?
must be chosen oh shit look at him you must remain vigilant the castle is infested with your guy
i might kill him i might kill him don't worry about bro i got you whatever it takes i got you both
are there no um are there no executions
Okay, I gotta shift them. Oh, there's more of them. Wait, what the hell? Wait, he's got
so much health! Damn! Wait, why is he not dead? Oh, now he's dead. Okay, good.
Oh, oh, I don't want to use that
Damn
You know what I remember that attack from every other video game this developers made
Literally
Who's fat?
Man, I gotta go
Yeah, they have this one other games too
Okay, now I'm gonna hit him with the big one, hit him with the big one, oh!
There it is.
I'm parrying.
You see me parrying?
Okay, that one you didn't see it because I didn't parry.
Wait, what do you mean finish him?
How can I finish him?
Grapple.
Press.
wait what press both of them what it says press both all three
what the fuck is this wait what I just do wait I just summon I don't know what I
I did. I was just hitting buttons.
Okay. I learned nothing.
I think I understand what I'm supposed to do, though.
Speak with Yagu. Okay, I guess it must be this guy, right?
Who's Yagu?
Oh, is this Yagu?
Yeah.
Leave here at once. I will leave some say my father sick issue side. Yes a massive rock that a Tango had transformed into
Now it's my turn
Okay, there's a well up ahead just pass the inner gate. He's that guy you can escape on the ground
It is my duty to protect you from the yoke. Yes
I'll be along as soon as I'm done, okay? I see
My thanks, Mononori. I catch you
Let's continue. Let's go
Lord, I get you. I pray for your safety. I'm to catch you. I think I was told we'll be an exceptional show good
Yeah, of course I will be
Barrow goo hen who the fuck is goo hen
Who the hell was that?
Dash, Q while running.
Alright, let's go.
Okay, praying at a shrine.
Okay, this is called a bonfire.
Uh, okay.
There it is.
Alright, let's go.
Q while running.
Can I just do Chef while running?
I'm sorry. I'm so fucking I'm so weird about this, but
Slide while running shift
Cue okay, or what confirm
Yeah, I just I feel I feel right about it like shift it shift is to run
I mean everybody knows that Q to run
Who the fuck runs with Q?
Nice draw tree, finally created a peaceful world.
Ooh, the cherry blossom trees.
Okay, let's go.
We gotta kill this guy.
What do you want?
Damn, okay, I missed that attack somehow.
Okay, we're dead.
There it is.
There's one down.
Now I big dick on him. Now I big dick on him.
So can I, can I execute this guy?
Oh wow, I think I just did.
I'm starting to understand how to play the game.
Speak with Hanzo, Hanzo? Okay.
Hanzo, Hanzo.
pushed to the very brink no one can tell what the future will
are you not playing high guard tonight some of the ninja
techniques I shared
style shift one okay I'll through your potion battle okay
that's good ninja style versus samurai style hit and run okay
attack from a distance I got it yeah why would I ever want to
be a ninja I'm not a ninja warrior
got a little bitch now you suddenly look the part of a
Look at this, bro. I look like you have a weapon fit for a ninja. I don't there's no way around it
Get a weapon from one of my fallen men around here. I'm gonna get the dual boards once you're found
Oh, wait a minute. I could get hatchets
Karisa gamma
Sort or a dual sorts. I think we're gonna get dual sorts
because this is one of them and ninja would use this like Curse of Ghana is
good for a we if it's like a ninja guy so like I feel like I don't really need
to use that yes
Oh, wait, what the wait yo wait what
What?
Yeah.
Wait.
What? Guys, I think I'm a ninja now.
I gotta pull back. I gotta pull back.
I'm a...
I-I think I'm a ninja.
Oh, this is...
Bro, this is nuts!
But...
Ninjutsu...
Wait, what?
Shift!
A long-range attack!
Ooh, I'm throwing ninja swords!
This is, this is disgusting.
This is so much better.
Who's this fat bitch?
Oh.
This is disgusting.
Style ship, burst break, a burst attack, okay.
the enemy's attack, deal damage to their life and key.
Okay.
Ah! Damn!
What the fuck?
Dude, I feel like the ninja is way better
Wow
Holy shit
I gotta change that key binding, but I'll do that later
Okay
That was a close one
still I sense the yokai lingering here dual swords are open yeah what the fuck
please go ahead you won't be able to stop the yokai in that state at least of
all on your own I will remain here and defend the castle with you take a chair
will be fine why I see sound like he's from Harry Potter your lord sounds like
it's from Harry Potter what the hell's going on there is no time to debate the
matter have it your way I'll go lower the ladder just wait here okay we're the
ladder oh we did the ninja guiding thing
okay let's go we've going our we've going our separate ways all right jump
down. Oh, I'm talking. What skills? Neco Mata? Oh my God. Ninja is Neo's equivalent
Summons
Okay, right all right, let's go
So can I can I do an assassination if I if I'm ninja mode can I assassination?
That must be the well-leading underground!
I'm that guy!
You're welcome to die, Brighton!
I'm actually that guy!
There is someone who wishes to use the yokai to control the world, just like Lord Hedda Yoshiyoshi.
Can I?
Oh my god!
Dude!
I'm actually good oh yeah we got all the money we're the money at let's go
I
The boss is the boss
This is bitch
Uh-oh, why would you do that?
He has the legendary Kitsune.
Oh, wow.
I think this is the bad guy.
Oh
What would you do that
It is I who will be sugar what an asshole
This guy's probably
who is this guy I hit the wrong button
Your place was only ever in my chest Jesus I was already what's she doing
This what the fuck is this?
Where they put fairy bubbles around me
Oh my god, bro that Pokemon is it is it's cracked
What makes a showroom any yeah?
What you can't answer
Wait who's you'll never understand what it means
So I'm never gonna be the shogun I guess
Scripted loss of course, that's why I died on purpose
Wait whoa whoa
Oh, it's like a tree like an Elden ring. Oh, this is boss. It's a boss 100%
Let me ninja. I'm gonna go ninja mode for this. Oh, this is my guy, right. Choose appropriate
for samurai. Choose appropriate for ninja. Gentlemen, I feel like ninja is just better.
like ninja it's just it's just better like I mean I don't know what else to
say it's obviously fucking better so ninja stealth ninja is more fun ninja
for pussies. Ninja Samurai's big damage. Ninja's gay. I feel like I should go ninja. Not because
you said it was gay. Like I'm so straight that if I went ninja, it would make ninja
not gay. I'm gonna go ninja. Yes. Samurai is there for Shreen? I don't think so. I think
spin around jumping around doing all kinds of crazy shits way better
you'll be able to use the form you don't so okay that's fine yeah yeah i i personally think that
like it ninja you can't parry though good i never did anyone
all right
Also, I just dodged.
It's not a big deal.
Ninja's gay?
No, no, it's not.
Now what?
What do you want, Mr. Dog?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Now I get to move again.
Can I shoot the mischief to get it for a free dodge?
Yeah, I know I need to do that more.
Oh my god.
It's Radon.
My lord.
His face that years has fled.
He's actually the dog.
He's got his own stand.
He's a real one.
Is this what Pokemon are supposed to be?
You know what I find is really funny, is that if you look at a Team Ninja game from 10 years
ago it has the same graphics.
If you look at a Team Ninja game from 10 years ago it has the same gear.
If you look at a Team Ninja game from 10 years ago it has the same stats.
If you look at a Team Ninja game from 10 years ago, it has the same mobs.
That's how I know, like...
See, I'm not even worried about this.
Paparitions?
Boons? What are boons?
The fuck are boons?
Okay.
See that.
New equipment.
New equipment. Equipment. Equip gear. I don't need to read that.
Wait, what do I do?
Wait.
Will I just loot?
Uh, was it an accessory? Is it a ranged weapon?
It's for Samurai?
Oh, okay.
That appears to be the Tokugawa Banner.
It seems we've been whisked away to somewhere else again.
I can't make sense of this.
I didn't know that would happen.
This is my first death.
Death?
The Amarita to level up?
And we lost you to Amarita?
You mean souls?
Wait, wait, what the fuck?
Pick up all right God is ass. That's not so bad. So I gotta keep I gotta kill this guy every time. I'm who the fuck is this?
Call an aqua like
What is this, like a summoner or some shit?
The help or something?
I want that.
Use Amarillo, use it, okay.
So I'm going to go and put points into the Constitution.
I can't.
I don't have points.
Let's go
Great oh
I don't need to kill these oh
This guy died too cuz he's retarded
What wait what how did he know I was there?
No, wait a minute. How would he know that I'm even there?
Am I that guy?
Guys, I think I might be that guy
Yeah, I get it I press C for crouch I get it pretty fucking obvious
So hold up I can just go and pop their ass off right now.
This is easy though like.
Hold up so I can just kill him.
Why is he not dead?
oh now he's dead oh I got I got we get yellow leggings wait a minute leg legs legs legs
leg greaves wait what oh my god it's for ninja it is for the other guy I didn't get
any ninja gear many Uchi Gatano a level five you can swap on the fly yeah I
don't want to do that I don't want to do that I wonder if I should go in through
here or over the other way I'm going through here see what happens maybe I
should go on the other way
Oh, what's this?
Odacho?
Karisugama?
I don't really want that.
I like my dualsorts, but like if I'm really getting new weapons, I got to use the new
weapons, right?
Oh, wait a second.
Forces I can hunt this is a hundred dude. Look at that. That's crazy big dick
Look at that this is a hundred and three
Like I think we're gonna use this
Okay, so how does this weapon work
Wait, can I just do that as long as I want
oh this is the best weapon in the game yeah yeah this is the best weapon in the
game
he can't you can't come into my domain wait so could I could I theoretically
just get this guy in a corner and then use this
Oh wait, wait a minute.
Could I use this whenever he's...
Oh, that's really good.
Rue's Wastegard.
Oh, that's a yellow too.
That's a good one.
So like I could get somebody into a corner.
This is like in a Where Wins Meet with the Nameless Spear.
Why is this one so big?
I don't want to fuck with that.
What?
What?
I wonder, so are those like opportunity attacks I wonder?
So can I run through fire?
Why are my pants?
Oh, that's bad.
Damn, I'm actually...
I'm actually ballin'.
This is going really well.
Don't worry about my pants.
I'm wearing pants, right?
Oh.
What?
Jesus.
Dude, ninja is so...this is nuts.
How is this so good?
Wait, so can I just jump up here?
And I...wait, can I just go kill them if I jump up here?
How did that guy know I was here?
Damn!
He saw me!
Okay, what there's two guys, okay, I got to fight two guys at home. All right, let's see how I handle this
The takeda clan
I just got fucking annihilated
My god
That's insane
Okay, then to hit I
Didn't expect that at all this is on the fucking tutorial level
Oh my god.
This game is no joke.
I take this shit seriously.
Watch out for this guy.
If it's harder, trust me, like I just wasn't expecting that, bro.
I have my guard down.
You know what probably happened?
He got the red attacks on me, didn't he?
And that's probably because I, uh, it's probably because I turned around.
I bet that's what happened is I turned around and he attacked me.
A single arrow to the head will kill most of everything.
The re-guard will have a way.
Wait a second.
Wait a second.
Let me, let me equip this.
Uh, okay.
Long ball.
Okay.
And how do I do it shoot all?
Just real quick I want to change that controls
There's all those.
There's all those.
Okay.
One thousand.
Does it auto aim? No, it does not.
So that guy that guy was the big dick
So if I'm gonna be killing anybody I should be killing him right
Yeah, he is the elite
What are you doing what's he doing okay? I see so if I
Attack from behind they take way more damage because it's red rouge helmet
Just a minute. I have to put that on oh
Double yellow
That's huge
Wait an hour we got a look around remember I am a ninja. Did you guys forget I didn't
That's deeply although so close base card the good item
That's even better
Get your souls. Oh, right. I forgot which one is my soul. It's it's the one with the thing
Okay, let me all right. All right, we're gonna have to like now that I'm like I didn't know I could die so like
I've got to be careful
Crouch down for this guy.
Okay, not so bad.
Let me get this.
Did I just take my pants off again?
I think I, bro, they took my pants off again.
I just- I can't stop taking off my pants!
Wait, who's that?
What do you want?
Oh!
Oh!
They kicked him.
Give me a minute.
Okay, give me a minute.
Alright, uh, life bonus.
Defense bonus is certainly good.
It's not actually very good.
Okay, good.
Check this gauntlets. Okay toughness. That's way better
Okay, I took oh I see what I'm doing. I'm double-clicking and that's what's causing it to happen
All right, I understand now I
Was big stupid, but now I'm not
Let me look around real quick. Oh, there's an item up there. Let me get that. I got distracted
There we go, I know I got it, I got it, don't worry about it.
I like it run doesn't require stamina, that's really nice.
And you have a double jump too.
You know why I have a double jump?
It's because I'm a fucking ninja.
I wonder if Samurai, is Samurai have to double jump?
Oh it does actually, okay never mind, it doesn't matter.
Okay, now let's go here
Good okay battle scrolls replay complete emissions undertake battle skull exclusive missions
Okay, so these are like extra things tutorial mission. Okay got that
Change guardian spirit
You can do that
And then Jetsu, key damage, key recovery, Screed.
I feel like this one's just obviously better.
Like I'm gonna be real, it's just obviously fucking better.
So now I'm gonna put more points in the Constitution, okay?
I'm gonna put two points into it.
Because I feel like if I'm dying that fast, like my damage is great.
I just need to be able to survive.
Feel ninja? I know, I don't.
Can I?
I can't.
Okay, so I have to dodge, really.
Bitch!
What are you mad for?
You're doing this bullsh**t!
Do it!
Oh!
Oh!
Get him out of my life!
Okay, and Okachoko
Okay, I gotta get ready let me right now. I'm gonna go ahead and get all this put together right?
What's the here which is better this was better I'm gonna just I might get I want to get everything equipped in case I have to go into this mode
And then Odacho
OK, this is a much bigger Odacho.
We're going to use that.
But can I use the dual swords?
You know what?
Maybe I should use this.
Because I could use this like maybe I
could use dual swords as a samurai.
We think about that.
You move the chest.
I didn't.
I got right there.
Let me try this out.
It's definitely slower.
It's definitely a lot slower.
That's kind of cool.
Stay ninja, it's better.
I mean, I might just, I might keep the dual swords on both of them.
That way it's like I feel like that just makes sense.
Man, they're running around.
There's this guy.
Damn, damn.
Missed the shrine.
Did I?
It doesn't matter, I'm not going to die.
That's big fat we got kill him let's do it
okay oh
So long as I hold this fear, none shall cross this line!
Is that my guy or his guy?
Oh nice!
Wait, I look like an idiot.
Oh!
So he's on my side, right?
Is that a Honda?
It's a car.
Oh.
Uh oh.
Okay.
The most foolish decision.
The part where it's its head.
And I will rend it from your very body!
I did a pretty good amount.
Okay.
I got go ninja mode on now I got go ninja mode
Oh no
Damn I'm out of heals too
Okay.
Oh, I rolled into it!
Okay, okay, okay.
Alright, I think we're gonna go ninja.
I think I'm gonna play ninja for way more time.
Because I feel like ninja like I don't have as many I don't have as much risk with ninja
Like y'all said there was a shrine here
But there was a shrine see a shrine
It's closer
Alright, now we got, we got, we got playing this out now.
Oh, I see it now, I see it now.
Okay, good.
Alright, let's beat his ass.
Now I know what to do.
Let me put that belt on.
Where's that belt?
There it is.
Here's Shinobi.
OK, let's go with that.
Almost did it again.
You're not motherfucker, I know.
I don't like this Kursugama, by the way.
I just, I don't like it.
I'm going to use the Omega Katana.
even though it's lower damage like I'm gonna use it anyway
I feel like I shouldn't but I'm gonna do it
bitch
I got ninja mode again damn that was a that was a longer one I thought
I don't know what this is going to be.
Nice fail.
Heal?
Try?
What? What?
What you ass?
I thought I could dodge that.
wow wow wow
I thought I could go over that apparently not
Damn, I'm fast!
Look how many fasts I am!
This is crazy!
Oh, shit!
Phase 2?
Ninja's front?
Yeah.
Okay.
Face to ninja's fun. Yeah
Okay. All right. All right
Fast to die. Yeah, you do die pretty fast. Let me try this with that. You know what?
I'm gonna try this with the other one because I want to see how fast I die with this
Take about the same amount of damage honestly like
is so okay is there a Perry in this game because like I don't know if there
is or not in one of these games there's like a Perry is there a Perry what's the
button for Perry in samurai mode okay so what's what's the button for it though
move left
I don't see it anywhere. It costs a skill point. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. I got it. All right now. I know it's here. Let's go
I thought that would stun him.
What was wrong?
Okay.
I don't know how that keep how that timing works, but I'll figure it out
Okay
Damn
I'm not ready. I'm not ready to hit that button
SQ after the attack? Yeah, I'm trying to figure it out.
Am I a ninja mode?
Now I'm a ninja mode.
Damn!
Right?
of
Okay, that's pretty good.
Alright.
Oh!
I got no health left.
I have to be a warlord!
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who's Kusanagi?
Wait, what?
I didn't even see him attack.
I forgot what I was doing.
Please figure out the parry button.
Ningenjitsu comes back when you attack people.
They never run out forever.
what let's do it damn he got me already
okay um
Honestly, like, I gotta spend more time trying to min-max that.
Damn, stop attacking, bitch!
What?!
What a bunch of bullshit that was!
Get the fuck outta here!
Yeah, right!
Okay, I'm gonna get out of the corner
Shit!
Alright.
Let's heal again.
Okay.
Damn it!
Uh-oh! I'm dead.
Transform? I didn't know that.
I don't play the game before
Lock the fucking I'm never locked in
All right, let me let me try to actually focus. Let me let me try to use like 1% operating actually beat the fight
Okay, I may use 1%
Focus
I didn't know I was out of energy, he's doing even worse, I know, I know, I know,
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
I keep running out of stamina too fast!
Fuck!
Shit!
Shit!
okay okay all right give me a minute try it again okay keep pulse after an
attack I didn't read that fuck okay so I'm just gonna I'm gonna do what I'm
good at I'm gonna do what I'm good at so I can beat him
I feel like I'm doing too much damage.
Yeah, I thought this would do more, honestly.
It's only doing 300.
I feel like that's not really worth it.
I'm gonna be honest.
It's not really worth it at all.
I think I should just use the other one.
Ninja uses less ki and recovers it fast faster?
I feel like that's probably what's going on, right?
So why don't I swap over to this and then I gotta just use Ninja all the time.
You have to make sure it's charged up, yeah.
I don't know how I'm getting hit, I'm gonna be honest, I really don't.
Okay, I'm getting worse.
Okay, sick ninja.
Oh, does ninja not have key pulse?
Am I ninja right now?
I am, right?
Wait.
Okay, now, now, okay, oh, I hold them like that.
That's how I can tell.
Okay.
Damn!
Bro, bro, what the fuck was that oh my god, that's not a weapon. Yeah, okay
It's about consistency not styles is about is about dodging the attacks that's the problem
I can't dodge the attacks
The curtain can't stop the lightning.
We've only just begun!
So, home, dead.
A fight, just between us and the prison.
What?
You must summon Kusanagi at once, and eliminate them.
Who's that?
Who's Kusunagi?
I don't know who...
T?
Okay.
Did I?
oh my god oh my god holy shit I didn't even know about that that's crazy okay
oh
One day you will stand in the kid's way
Let's kill him
Kill you shoot with a gun
What an asshole bro like god damn you guys try and shoot us always run away
It gets much easier going forward. I don't think that was hard
I I just I don't know how to play the game
So I'm I'm practicing trying to have to try and see like what you can do what you can't do
Yeah, I mean straight up like I'm really just trying to figure out how to play
Take a chill
To think
One with such talent was just sitting idle the most pleasant
You get more tools. I won't use them. I'll use that. I'll use the big attack though that thing that was cool
Ooh, what's this?
Takeda Shingen.
Takeda?
The peerless tiger of Kai, of the warring state's period,
has finally bared his facts.
That's bad.
Your Kai have joined the Red Ward,
and are mercilessly crushing the Tokugawa army.
Yeah?
The fans are relentless, digging deeper with each fight.
The Red Horde's target goes without saying, Lord Yeyaz.
Since we were both boys, I don't know who any of these people are.
Countless battles in the name of peace.
I don't know anything.
I will do anything to protect my Lord.
Yes, even if it means forfeiting my own life based
Maybe I should use a spear the spear looks pretty good. I
Want to use the dual swords the more I learned the dual swords. I think that that's the best weapon
I'm brice on one video a guy did a lot of damage with Lord. Yes, I don't think yo dachi is that good man
like it just like the damage that it does is like just dog shit like against the boss
at least it just sucks this use us a dachi is really good and you get skills for it
kill yokai oh I could see that Spears of Samurai only though a dachi is the long boy yet is
this longboard well you new weapons similarity level on your weapons you
quit okay all right that makes sense nobunaga oh I heard about him sworn
enemy and constant thorn in the side of nobunaga
that's we got to kill him then
the goat yeah
company oh mr. dear I got Rudolph
yeah sharing my Lord's childhood name is quite the coincidence
I have been tasked with holding this position until my man bro his arm is bad
ass. What did he get the battle pass? Okay. Okay. Can you swim in this game? Nope, you
can't. Nothing like no game that has that type of swimming. Like there's no way, right?
I mean that looks like a game you can't swim in
Like I'm just I'm just thinking about this it just seems like it's an arrow-proof amulet. That seems like it's pretty good
Okay, so where's the necklace oh
Maybe I can only put it on with something else. Yeah, that's probably what it is. Okay, let's go
Try it? No, no, I can tell, like, because you see how they have it, like, where it's
built that way? Like, no game that builds its water that way lets you swim in the water.
Like, I, like, literally, and by no game, I mean Elden Ring. Elden Ring's not like that,
so it's not like, it's not, no game is like that. No. Is there water physics? Maybe.
when you were young that timing on that one huh to let you ride on his shoulders
okay
we're gonna do walking up here
Shit
That's pretty cool.
Damn, this place is a shithole!
Oh, that's actually kind of cool.
I got a bunch of fire and shit everywhere.
I feel like that demon coming in from space is like a bit of a problem though, right?
Like, this is some like a cliff-subtle shit.
Yeah, who's that?
Yeah.
Who's that?
I am not who's that the idea but I suppose we ought to take a closer look
who's that the castle town has been completely engulfed by the people inside
safe where's he at
where's this stupid bitch
Should I go get his ass?
Should I try and get him?
I'm gonna try and sneak up on him.
He didn't take any damage.
I think that's on him.
He didn't take any damage.
I got one more.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Okay, I got an undersea.
Okay.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, this is so damaged.
What?!
I can beat him. I can beat him 100%. I'll beat him 100%. I'm gonna beat him right now.
Oh, it says ninja at the bottom of the screen.
Ha ha well that makes it easier shit
You pick up new gear what
No, oh I got new gear
That's true I should do that
Wait a minute, let me look around what we look maybe let me go over there. Maybe maybe I should go somewhere else
Oh, there's one right there.
Samurai points.
That's me.
Okay. Wait, what?
Items. Require martial arts.
Samurai points Ninja points. Okay, that's simple.
Dual swords. Dual Ninja swords.
I'm gonna use you all say odachi is good right I'm gonna do it like you guys say I should use odachi. I'm gonna do it
Learn
Where's Perry
I'm gonna just get that
Okay, so if I can carry I feel like that makes us the sword better
I do like I feel like it makes it way better
Like not even close that's not the parry yeah it is
We all talking about I didn't get the parry. Yeah, I just I literally just did
What do you mean
See look it says I got it
That's a samurai? I know because no shit. It's a samurai. I can't use guys
You guys are trying to mess me up. I can't even use the odachi in the other fucking in the other mode
Like no shit
Just take it go go to the samurai bubble. I am a samurai
Don't need to do shit. So wait a minute. So I can now I can just parry people
Just gonna make things way easier. Let me go over here first
Enemy base wait what?
There's enemies in the enemy base
I'm gonna go after this guy right here
Why is he not always there?
All right, so we killed this guy.
Can I?
I cannot.
I have to think, I have to think, I have to plan.
Okay.
Okay, so we go around here.
And I loot this.
So he's dead, right?
I killed him.
And now I'm going to fight the Master Cinema, right?
That did pretty good.
So how's the parry work?
Bro, I just saved his head off.
You don't have parry? No, I do have parry. It's said I have. I bought-
Why do y'all keep telling me that?
If-if-if I didn't have parry, it wouldn't fucking-
Here, watch. I'm gonna shoot this guy in the head.
What? You didn't see anything.
Oh, by the way, guys, flawless victory.
I didn't take a single bit of damage. I looted the entire area.
Enemy base captured, literally zero damage taken.
That's how good I am. What's in the box?
Vitals. What the fuck is that?
Oh, this is the good box, right?
Ride back home, won't what?
Who's that, a Pikmin?
Kodamas.
Oh, that's amazing.
So that's like a heel.
So, now I really don't know. Now I feel like I should stay as a...
Now I'm really feeling like I should stay and using something else, right?
like is
activation all i don't have enough strength
park
missing kodama
okay i don't know who that is
try everything is fun yeah
was getting a fat rolling
fat roll on the ninja
I'm a ninja. You think a ninja can fat roll?
You out of your mind.
OK, I'm going to try.
I just don't know.
Like I don't know really if I'm better off using.
Using samurai or ninja.
I really don't know. Where's where's fat boy?
I should probably get my souls first, right?
So I move, and I move, and then how do he know that was gonna be there?
What is this? What's he doing?
Damn, bro, this guy's no joke.
He's kind of fat and it's hard to go.
See like, if he's doing this...
What do you mean I only did 140 damage?
Should have done way more.
Maybe I need to go back in the ninja mode.
I feel like I need to go...
Oh, I'm ninja mode.
Wait, why am I on electricity?
I don't know, like, what the fuck?
Oh, I went on that edge, I couldn't dodge.
Maybe the Odachi is better, because like, it doesn't...
I don't know how it's hitting me.
Not keep pulsing out of bad time. I forgot.
Ooh, who's this? Who's this?
Wait a minute, who's this?
Man, why does he have so much health?
See, I feel like, I mean, you guys see how much damage he does? Like, that's nuts.
It's just, I run out of energy. That's the problem.
all right all right this time I'm gonna take it seriously
I'm gonna go after this guy first
does it kill him in one hit? no it doesn't he's got a lot of health too
I'm like I'm like I barely even killed him okay so I'm already down one heal I'm
already down one here when I have to I have to kill this big guy
Like I don't know about this guys. I really don't know like he this guy's no joke I
Just have to honestly I just have to play better. I think that's what I really want to do
I just play better and I beat him
Please don't turn around
Who the fuck was that I don't know I'm feeling like maybe I need to use the sword
like these dual swords aren't working for me I keep getting hit I think I need to I think
I'm going to do this.
It's time.
I'm going to go in with the sword.
Level up.
I can't.
I die.
I'm going to level up after I get the souls from killing this guy.
Watch.
It's a war ward at work.
This is my first run
I don't understand
What
Wait, what?
What is that?
I gotta stay focused, bitch.
Okay, alright, Odachi's the right way.
Yeah, bro, fuck this ninja shit.
Odachi's the best.
I knew it.
If it wasn't the best, then I wouldn't have won this fight.
Bison Odachi.
That's a pretty good one.
Okay, hairline helmet.
I don't need that.
Okay, let's go around.
Go to here.
It's not so bad.
Oh, now I should level up, actually.
Let me level up.
Okay.
a visitor allows you assistance other players activated skills i'm not gonna try and do skills
right now okay let's make me do skills all right give me a minute let me think about
it's pretty something all right
okay well i should obviously use that i mean like oh i get it now i get it okay
Okay, so I have both of these maxed out
Okay, so are I get it I
Don't get it. Okay, so let me see here. All right level up. I'm gonna level up
We're gonna get more points into I'm gonna put more points in a strength
I'm gonna put all my points in a strength so I do more damage
Like I
I just feel like that's the right option, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no it is. Oh, I should have done stamina. No, you're right
That's okay
All right, let me try and fight this guy. Oh, there's like there's like three of them
Fuck.
What?
See, like, it just doesn't really do that much damage.
Like, I feel like if I- like a charged heavy attack should kill him in like one hit, right?
Like I feel like it should at least.
Like I feel like I don't need, like the charge heavy is only good for the stagger, I feel
like besides that it's not even that good.
It's not Elden Ring?
That's the problem.
That's the only game I know how to play.
I can't even play that.
What's that?
Looks like a flying...
...ball?
A ball?
Wait for him to turn around.
Am I killing him right now?
I would expect you to die so much faster.
What are you throwing red things at me for?
Oh, he's doing that head attack there.
So I have like a running attack that I can do.
Oh, wait, wait, is that a jump attack?
Oh, I know it's an attack.
Damn, that's actually kind of cool.
You can just cut their heads off like that.
Yeah, I like that, break.
Oh, oh, new special effects.
I'm a good boy.
Yeah, I'm a samurai warrior.
Unlearn parry? Unlearn the odachi skill? Why? I already got parried for the odachi.
It literally said the skill literally said parry and attack.
Y'all think I'm retarded?
Who's this?
Uh huh.
Okay. Head to the ferry.
All right, I'm gonna practice on this guy right here actually. I'm gonna kill this guy first
Wait, why I take so much damage
Why don't y'all shut the fuck up how about that you guys see that
Wait, why didn't it work what what?
I don't know if I have parry actually.
I might not.
What the fuck?
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
What?
What is this?
This is having a lot of health.
of
one
of
two and three what the fuck is that 36 the fuck is this bullshit fuck you bitch
Okay, I killed it. I killed it
Okay, all right, we're good
Yeah, what's this it's gonna heal me didn't heal me who's this I
Just don't understand the way this thing works. Okay now I do all right
What's this?
Search.
First the walls.
Nice.
Big loot.
This is the end.
Okay.
Oh, I have a map.
Okay.
Okay, good.
Alright, so where do I leave all my shit?
Simple.
Enemy base.
Where's the part where I die?
where I die oh I died right there I go there yeah nice the right way what does
Neo mean it's the one in the matrix
and I thought kind of just die I'm really kind of that guy aren't I yeah I
gotta get I gotta get away to get my heels back
I don't need any base, okay.
Long balls.
There's a guy right here.
There's not. Get the fuck.
Every one of these games is a guy up there.
Why would there not be a guy there?
Why would we kill this guy?
what what what see see that's the odachi right there
see y'all thought it didn't exist the parry see that's all jack could do it
I'm gonna go around this guy whoo what
Why got my word
What an idiot what a dumb idiot bro, my god, what a retarded
W game, don't have to buy this.
The game is good.
It's a good game.
Watch this.
Bitch.
What?
What?
You mad?
mad see that tactical warlord that's me by the way
well it says six people where's the other ones what one is he's trying to
Shoot a gun at me
He is
Wait, okay, so can I hide what would what make them stop attacking?
It does they're stupid. They're retarded
That's me I do that
Watch watch watch
Watch
What
what wait he shot me from that pericot I can feel I do I do a lot of damage I
think that okay so here's what I'm thinking about building what if I go
ninja mode what an idiot
What if I go ninja mode on the bosses?
I go ninja mode on the bosses, but who, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute, hold up.
Who's this guy?
That guy's kind of retarded though, right?
Because he used to let me get him like that.
Looks like I died.
Alright, where's the sword?
There it is. Okay.
Yeah, I got killed.
I don't have to re-kill them, do I?
I don't think I do. I'm pretty sure I don't.
Let me find out.
We gotta go around.
I got honestly I should just practice right now like that's really what I need to be doing
I need to be practicing just like how how can I become a warlord how can I become a samurai
Bushidu master because like I very clearly don't know if I did I wouldn't be dying
Practice keepers. No, I've only played Rise of the Ronin for 10 hours. Sorry 200 hours. I mean
Like it's not like I'm able to understand the one mechanic in that game the exact same
I mean no, of course not
No, I have to I have to also not know how this mechanic works, too
The only thing I don't like is how this costs a lot of stamina to do shit.
I don't understand why in some cases I'm able to do a lot of key damage and in other cases
I'm not.
something I need to learn because that's confusing to me
what
All right, why didn't we're in shit out of that, but he's dead
That was all right I guess it's just a matter of practice bloody iron key I
wonder if that opens this door here yeah it does we smart learning good I'm
I'm wearing a real good.
OK, so I did all this.
I got all that.
I did this guy.
I did that thing.
OK, so now I've got to go.
Let me go to there.
Can I put a marker on this?
Yeah, I can.
I just spacebar it.
OK.
I've got to go back over to there.
Unlock this area.
Female demon mask?
Yeah.
So you can't actually run up on them. I gotta practice how to do that.
Yeah, I think this game is, uh, there's probably a lot to do in the game.
Like, uh, there's a lot to learn.
Cause like, if this is anything like any of the other games they have, which I mean, you know it is,
uh, there's always a lot of complexities to it.
How do you like the game, Goyim? It's amazing.
It's a
You guys just I just think I just went
I feel like I should probably upgrade my gear, but also like I feel like you know what you know what changes whenever I upgrade my gear
My gear that's literally it
How'd I hit me I went through that I guess not
Who's the cat I don't know
Big loot.
Okay.
Wait, where's the guys go?
Ooh, that's a boss.
Oh, shit.
What?
Who's there?
I'm going to die.
Damn.
Okay, that went pretty well.
do some flashy combos the combo I like doing is the one where I just hit them a bunch
and then they're dead that's the one I've been trying that for a while it's actually
been really good it works amazing what's this wait a minute what's this shit let me see if
I can level up again panacea cure fast. That's probably pretty good. Okay. I'm gonna stamina never mind
I can't I can't level up
Fuck is this you can turn on auto switch to high stance. How do I do that?
How do I switch stances
It's not unlocked yet usually because high stance is like the the the fucking Sekiro attack
I'm glad something strange just got here.
What are they at?
What?
Can I backstab?
I don't think so, right?
There's just like back damage you can do.
Has easy fuck what yeah, it's a joke life corrosion
Oh, I see. I see it's like a dragon saw.
What?
Oh
It's not so bad it's over
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
I'm a Perry. I'm a Perry. No, no, no.
Big Gekko.
Okay, so of course, oh, no, right, right, okay.
I killed him.
Oh, wait, what the shit went to the belly of the beast.
Oh, fuck, a great sword, wait, I didn't get a great sword, I got a great sword, I didn't.
A wooden hammer.
I didn't get a great, because that was the weapon I used in the other game.
Hairloom helmet, I don't need that.
Curry ass, which one's this?
Faster this one kind of sucks dick. I might just loot this anyway though. All right hair wound gauntlets
What's this here a key consumption any of these even good?
That's actually pretty decent if they're on critical attacks
Spirit for actually I feel like all these kind of suck dick. I'm not gonna use any of these
What about this? It's all garbage. That's big bit. Let's use that
What about this?
faster oh equipment drop rate 4% that's pretty good
okay let's go inside here wait what is there somebody what are you doing what
are you doing we're doing my game just keep doing my game
What?
I really have to stop moving forward like that.
So can I?
I can't.
The answer to that question is no.
Okay.
Lag?
What do you mean lag?
Damn bro, like I'm gonna be honest, like there's a lot of shit I have to keep up with.
Why, this is this complicated.
Okay, let me go back in, is this where I was at?
No, this is another place.
This game's good?
Yeah, y'all are saying it's bad.
I don't think it's bad.
What do you mean?
It's good.
It was like 13 FPS.
I wonder why.
Where's this little bitch?
Dude, everything does so much damage in this game.
Like, you know what this game reminds me of?
This is like a Super Nintendo game that came out today.
It is. It's like a Super Nintendo game, man.
Oh, fuck, I wasn't able to execute him.
Oh no, I was.
I wonder why he's not- See, like, whenever I see that, you know what, I'm looking at
I'm looking at from the other screen.
Is it lagging now?
I feel like it's not.
I wonder why people thought it was lagging.
Maybe it's just a game.
Let's go this way.
We've got to keep moving.
I like here, yeah.
Oh.
Look at that ugly bitch.
So I can go up through here.
Oh, he didn't like that.
Wait, you're telling me they found me all the way from here?
Damn.
Hopefully I can get a backstab attack soon.
I gotta figure out like what the timing on these dodges are.
It's obvious I got them wrong.
I've got it kind of wrong.
I'm actually surprised I dodged them.
Okay. Smithing text Rusty Ho?
Okay.
Oh, fuck. Are you kidding me?
Okay, let me go after this guy right now.
Uh, I think I should heal.
What the fuck was- hey, what the fuck is-
Who the fuck is this?
Why is he bigger?
Where'd he suck my life force?
What the fuck outta here?
I think I'm dead.
I think I'm like 100% dead.
I think I'm like I'm like I'm I'm just I got no heels I got no nothing
He's kinda bad.
I'm not going to execute this guy.
Wait, why?
Did he just...
Did he really just go and do that?
I just I literally just got shit on
What damn
It was a trap yeah, I didn't know that try 240 FPS it doesn't let you it doesn't let you
Okay
I get my shit back again
So, where was this cock sucker?
Okay.
I wonder why it didn't work the first time.
Okay, that's not so bad.
Is extra steps?
Yeah.
Samurai walks.
I get more points now.
So cool.
I don't know what that is.
So you guys all say I should get Samurai points.
Low stance.
Oh, guys, I figured it out.
High stance, boost high offensive power.
Haha!
Whoa, fuck!
I'm gonna get this right now!
How do I activate high stance?
Let me see.
Controls...
Style shift is not bad.
Okay.
You see I'm attacking from the top. That's why it's called high stance.
I'm just gonna ignore him.
Oh my god, who is that?
Who the fuck is that?
I'm gonna ignore him too.
Okay.
Damn, 300 per hit?
That's pretty fucking good, man.
Goddamn.
That's massive.
Man, fuck you.
Oh you got him in his ass that's why okay alright I'm kind of nervous about
this big boy here like I am this is well I can't go up there all right I got
wait for my turn around am I just I'm an assassin
I'm just gonna go after our metronome.
Thanks for sawing.
Thanks for sawing.
What?
Dude.
Dude, this is no joke.
I'm alive.
Jesus. I barely can do any damage against him. Oh, I got a ninja point though. That's
how it's actually kind of good. Okay.
All right. There's gotta be like a thing here. I feel like I'm getting ready to, I'm
I'm gettin' ready to find a thing.
Shit!
Oh!
I'm not ready show yourself
She's your blades. Oh, thank god. All right. We're good. I was worried for a minute
Is this not the person mentioned by the messenger from it's a good old sloth earlier. Oh
Oh, Takachiyo, you are the samurai who fells yokai.
Yes, those are the demons.
I trust you'll be able to rid us of this crucible.
Crucible?
Who?
What?
What?
Is she gonna help me?
This way.
I am now full of it.
I will guide you.
What the fuck?
Entered the crucible.
Entering the crucible seems like something I should do after...
Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
This way!
Shut up, bitch!
to you? Okay, I gotta go back over there. Oh, wait, let me get this. Then Jetsu, see,
see, see. I don't like it, but nobody tells me how to play the game. So I feel like I feel
I'm about to die. I feel like I'm about to die with all my souls
I'm literally about to die like it's literally a giant red fucking hell gate
I'm gonna die
But she doesn't want me to fucking heal
Only have three. I'm so fucked man. This is over
Okay, all right, no, we're good
So it's a defensive soul core.
Strong attack now.
Alright I get more of those little fucking things.
Enchantment bonus.
Soul core, Soul core box, but it has a Soul core box.
Oh my god.
Okay, well, um, I mean this one's crazy good so I'm gonna use that
Bro this shit is complicated
He odds really good
Okay, this is nice
I think I get I get old magic I gotta get one point in the magic and that way I can use it
right yeah see
Wait, I think I did a wrong.
Defeat Crucible Raft on Loth.
What?
Let me just do this.
Crucible.
I've got this good joke.
Oh, this is kind of cool, look at this.
Do you think that creature is born from the Crucifixion?
I've never seen a yokai like it before.
Damn!
How do I take damage?
Yeah, high stance is really good.
What's this?
Oh, I got Soulcourt out of that too.
Yeah, I don't know how I can fight against those fast monsters though.
I really feel like I gotta be playing two games.
Like, I've got-
Okay, give me a minute.
I have to figure out where the fuck I am
But I'd be playing two different games at the same time
That's what happens when you're in engine you guys see that
Wait, there's nobody even here
There's nothing in here
Oh, okay, all right, we gotta think about how we're gonna handle him this light may guide you. I'll show you how I handle her
watch
My strategic master
Can I I can't
That's not so bad.
I went pretty well.
I just killed him.
I thought that was gonna, I thought I was gonna die.
And now I get to execute him.
that. So I gotta get used to parrying. Oh that was a parry. That wasn't, neither was
that okay damn bro tell this Lou oh my god I'm getting paid
this is a dacho give me a minute I got another one
Okay, so it's like high-risk high-reward. Got it. Okay, um, life-drain melee attack. I
bet that's only crucible. Yeah, yeah, see, none of the other ones even show that. That
Sucks my mind's already way better
Okay, oh I ideal
What you throw a rock at me what's wrong what's wrong that's right
Right.
Hatches so enemies from a distance.
Okay.
Can I?
I mean, I could.
I will.
I will.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
Watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch.
What is that doing?
Like that.
It really could have gone better, huh?
Why is it not letting me heal?
does not let me heal
it does not let me heal
okay
I didn't expect him to do that
so now what?
I got I'm it's a great
doing it again. No, I got I understand what to do. I just I feel like this game has a
lot of a lot of mechanics. I want to just take a step back and like kind of learn everything
thing over time and now I can figure out what the hell I'm doing because it is a it's a
good game this is very good game it's very systems heavy yeah I mean there's a lot of
systems in the game I just don't know anything about damn it I'm already like half energy
to I can get my health back right by just fighting these moms like I feel like that's
That's how I said it works, right?
Yeah, it is. Okay, so it's like, uh, I get that.
Okay.
That's really not that complicated.
Okay.
It gets better? Yeah, no, I think so. I mean, like, I will, uh...
I might continue playing. Like, I'll probably play more of this tomorrow.
it's a it's a fun game I wonder do the big boys respond of course they do
bro it's a super Nintendo game what do you expect
full games out tomorrow yeah I mean like this is only the demo which is true
people don't realize that but like I'm actually just playing the demo of the
game like I'm not even playing the full game right now
But that's really demos 80 gigabytes cool games out in 30 minutes. Yeah
Well, I'm not able to use my weapon
Wait for real yeah, yeah, so like this is and you can try the demo for free
I'm not sponsored or anything like that. I just I was like the game
Oh, I think that thing reduces maybe my key.
I don't know.
I'm trying to figure out how all this works.
Damn, getting fast.
You get so much loot too, it's insane. I feel like you almost get too much loot. When do I ever say that?
Blackpool reduces your key. Yeah, I feel like that's the way it felt to me at least.
Yeah, the key recovery is pretty slow, but I'm assuming that's probably something that's gonna just it's gonna improve over time too.
It's a loot grinder like PoE and Diablo in 3rd person?
I know I've played these games before.
I'm going to just heal up all the way.
I'm going to heal up all the way, unless if I can beat this guy real quick before I stop.
I hit the wrong button.
Alright, I have to take a break.
Yep, that's enough.
Alright, I can tell when I'm cooked.
I literally I just got barbecue but yes games really good. I like it a lot. It's very fun
And I'll probably play more of it in the future probably tomorrow
Granbo fancy really getting a deal soon. It should it's a great game like it sold really well. It did very well
I'm not surprised
So anyway guys damn, it's 930 I didn't realize that yeah, yeah, I've been on for a bit, huh? How about that?
Well anyway gentlemen, thank you all very much watching. I appreciate it and I will see you all
tomorrow our voice piece and I'll do I'm not gonna do any more the story one but
I'll do the other like a random objectives off-stream that way I can
come back and beat all the story bosses and I can act like it's because I'm
good not because I didn't over level off-stream so anyway guys thank you all
very much for watching I appreciate it I'll see you tomorrow peace
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