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03-19-2026 · 11h 20m
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We're doing boys it's another day, huh I
Yesterday I spent the whole day doing dailies I spent all day fucking around
And now we're back. It's another fucking day. I'm ready to, uh, you know, place some
Cremes in desert. I usually, uh, it's been a long time that I've just logged on and I'm
just in a good mood. You know, I don't mean that in the wrong way, right? But like, usually
it's like, I, like, I will wake up and I'll be like, uh, you know, like, I'm not gonna
scream today. I'm just not feeling it. I think I'm just gonna, like, lay in bed
and jerk off again and then I read something on Twitter and it's like
something stupid and I'm like are you really gonna let this go are you really
gonna let them say that on the internet and not let them know they're retarded
and next thing you know I'm in my car driving to the store getting my drink
getting my food eating my breakfast and getting ready to go live to let
everybody know how they're retarded but I am very have you seen women's
simulator oh the cleaning simulator yeah I did I I saw they were gonna put my room
in it but apparently for some reason they didn't so yeah I did see that and we're
worried about you yeah yesterday I I probably done I mean I don't even know
many things I did yesterday like I you know I did all the laundry I did you
know I cleaned all the dishes I went through a lot of old mail I spent a
a whole lot of time doing stuff yesterday, right?
It was a busy fucking day.
So, yeah, that was it.
I didn't even finish, honestly,
I didn't finish everything I was doing until like,
like 8 p.m.
And so I just pretty much was just doing shit for,
you know, I guess what would that be?
Fucking seven hours straight.
So, yeah, adult activities, right?
I mean, I had to go, I had to go get my car inspected.
I had to go and like, you know,
file for like, you know, house insurance,
stuff like, you know, bullshit, right?
And so I went and I did all that yesterday
and now all that should be done for, did you do your taxes?
No, no, I have people that do that for me, right?
And you excited for Cunson Desert?
Yes, yes, yes, I got this shit pretty downloaded.
I got it ready to go.
We're gonna play this motherfucker on release.
It comes out at five, which is in like four hours
or something like that.
So we are gonna look at everything, get into it,
But, you know, yesterday I missed a little bit of stuff.
Like, I didn't really know what to think.
Hasn't been a whole lot of crazy shit.
I didn't even gave it a 10 out of six.
Well, that means it's probably a 10 out of 10, right?
And yeah, I did see that.
I mean, there's been so much going on.
I mean, I don't even know where to start.
I mean, like, I've just, I've won an Afroman trial.
Oh my God, we're gonna watch that.
I didn't know anything about this.
And then there's just gonna be more and more and more of it, right?
And what is this?
The UK is now sending ships?
Well, I keep eating beef jerky before I stream, stuck on my teeth, and then it annoys me.
But now we're good.
Anyway, so I did see that now everybody's sending ships over the Strait of Hormuz.
I did see that.
Now they're thinking about it.
It's so obvious to me like Iran is a terrorist state, it is, it's a terrorist state.
The sooner that they're gone, the better.
Like I feel like everybody in the whole world should be aligned on this, right?
I mean like they're going around bombing people, they executed more people today for
protesting.
I mean we gotta get rid of these people, bro, you gotta get rid of them, every single
one of them.
All of the fucking, the leadership, the mid-level people, the grunts, just get
rid of them.
And that's why it's a no brainer, yeah it's obvious, like what do you mean?
And so how they even still standing?
Well, I mean, they're not really.
I mean, they're just coming out doing whatever they can.
So, and Trump asked for help as a test
just to see who was loyal and everyone failed.
Yeah, what a surprise, right?
Speaking of the UK scene of video,
a policeman going to a woman's home at 2 a.m.
to talk to her about a post she made.
Yeah, I did see a little bit.
I don't know if I saw that one specifically, right?
I mean, there's been a lot of these that have happened,
but yeah, I did see a bit of it.
And buying Crimson Desert today,
well, you could just wait a little bit longer, right?
If people want.
And you'll see what it's like
because I'm going to be playing it on my stream.
And New Kyle Klincey video about you?
Oh, I didn't see that.
I haven't at all.
I mean, if he's going to make a video about me,
maybe I'll watch it.
And I want to give a heads up.
Crimson Desert's very complicated game to pick up.
First stream might be a bit rough.
Well, that's OK.
I played where wins meet pretty well.
And so I'll probably play it for a while
and just see what happens, right?
I mean, I'm not going to worry about it too much.
So yeah, I don't think there's
too much that would worry about at all with that.
But physical copy arrives tomorrow.
Damn, bro, we got old school in here, huh?
Russia is the same as Iran.
Haven't you understood that in 20 plus years?
Yeah, but Russia is harder to take over.
I mean, Iran is, like, if we could roll over Russia,
then I would say, yeah, maybe we should do that.
But we can't do that right now.
But we can roll over Iran, like, you know, again.
Like, I look at everything as like, you know,
it's always important to consolidate power
and to make sure that people that oppose you
are as minimized as possible, right?
And so like we can't go after Russia right now, but we can go after Iran and so we should do that
We should stomp them into the dirt bro like just get rid of them and that's the way I see it
Bosses are unforgiving. It's but not like Dark Souls or Elden Ring
Guys, it's a video game. You just beat the video game like it's you have you did y'all forget something
Video games are made for retarded kids
Like they're made for stupid kids like what do you mean? Like I can't like you think I can't beat the game
like it's not hard i mean every video game is easy
like their design the lose
i mean down
so i don't worry about it at all man
and uh... what's up the uc a criminal the call crime justice people are right
when we want to see your take on u k's new definition of islamophobia
uh... what is this year u k new definition of islamophobia have i
have i not seen this before
uh... i don't know if this is new or not i mean if it is
anti-Muslim hostilities are and the UK government has created a document called
protecting what matters outlining a new definition of Islamophobia well if they
keep this up the next government's gonna ban the Koran like I'm gonna be
honest like this is this is gonna be straight out deeper than data like
people are just probably so tired of this shit like what are they doing what
are they thinking like making a czar for Islamophobia do you want to know
the reason why there's a lot of people that are unhappy about like
these Muslim immigrants, it's because they come to the country, they don't immigrate or
sorry they don't integrate, they don't assimilate, they commit crime and they don't follow the
culture.
It's fucking obvious, like it's not some kind of like big fucking secret, like oh wow,
why does nobody like them?
It's fucking obvious, isn't it?
I mean I feel like it's fucking obvious.
So to me like I don't know why you try to make it out like oh it's some big
mystery or like it's some random thing.
I think that these are just like, again,
a lot of this are just simply cultures that are,
you can't have a culture, for example,
that lets people marry kids and has cousin marriage
and shit like that.
You can't have a culture like that
where at the same time, you have another culture
where they say you have to be 18 or 16
for age of consent, right?
Like these two things just don't fit together,
like that's all there is to it.
So you bring in a bunch of people from places
that allow child marriage and places that allow,
you know, like people to have a relationship,
you know, with somebody who's like a lot younger like that,
you know, marrying your cousin,
you're gonna have a lot of problems, man.
And that's 12 for some.
Yeah, exactly.
So I think that's the main issue is that like,
I mean, this is, I haven't seen this at all,
the new definition is very problematic.
I mean, again, like the UK,
it's crazy to me that the UK focuses more
about people, they focus more on people talking
about crime, then people actually committing crimes.
It's such a ridiculous inversion.
I don't know why people haven't just totally rioted.
I mean, I guess you can say that with like 50 other things,
but I don't know why that there aren't riots in the street
and people just going absolutely fucking ballistic
about this, but I think that things are just,
I think the reason why, I mean,
I do know the reason why.
It's because people are comfortable.
Most people are comfortable and they don't need
to go any farther or worry about anything else.
They just think about themselves and that's it.
Were you always into politics?
Cause you had enough?
I actually was always involved in politics.
I just never really talked about it on my stream beforehand.
Like, if you go downstairs and like you look at my old room,
like I have like Ron Paul posters from 2008.
You know, like I was involved in like fucking,
you know, like trying to raise money
for different things, like at a high school.
like actually have always been involved in politics but like
recently i feel like it's been a lot more uh... there's been a lot more of a
focus on it
and also i think the reason why i talk about it more now is because
i think that there are so many bad actors inside of the inside the space
and
i think that fundamentally what's happening right now is that there are
competing scyops
on the internet and in media
that are all foreign you know like another chinese islamist and
fucking Israeli, all of these are foreign scyops that are meant to try to assault the
mind of the American voter. They're trying to control, assault, manipulate, take advantage
of the mind of the American voter. And in the process of that, I think that what happens
is that, you know, you have people like, you know, some people think that well, because
I'm against this, this ideology or something like that, then for some reason on the,
know, I'm the good guy or something else. And I don't agree with that at all. I think
that this has been something that's continuously gotten worse and worse and worse over the
years. And I think that right now with the Iran war, I think the Iran war is probably
the best example of that happening. Because what's happened is that you've had so many
people who were trying to basically talk about, you know, whether it's like, okay,
this person's wrong, that person's wrong. But they're all basically calling each
other, you know, like spies, right? It's like or some sort of like foreign agent. But in
my opinion, I think that they're all foreign agents. And that's really where I'm coming
from is that all of these people in general are foreign agents, whether they're from,
you know, what do you call it, whether they're from fucking, you know, China, Iran, Saudi
Arabia, Qatar, Israel, you know, any of these people, like they're all they're
They're all foreign agents and they're all trying to take advantage of what people are
doing and what they're saying, right?
And it's a civil war inside the White House.
Yeah, I mean, I don't know about that, right?
But, you know, it depends.
And you see Sekiro's getting an anime.
I did actually see that.
Yes, I did.
And maybe one day we'll watch that, but probably not on stream.
I don't know when that's going to happen, but when it comes out, I'll watch it
as soon as possible.
But yeah, anyway.
So there have been more bombings.
Obviously, I don't think anybody didn't expect that, but let me go back.
I just wanted to scroll down and get all the Afro Man posts because there's just been so
many of them.
I've just been overwhelmed by how much has been happening, right?
New JoJo came out too.
I didn't see that.
This is the first time I'm hearing of it.
And will you play Crimson Desert today?
I will.
And I'm excited for this, but we'll get to that later on.
Anyway, I hope you enjoyed your day off.
I did.
It was nice to have a day off.
So anyway, let me go and show you guys the new bombings, because there has been a lot
more of this today.
And so, watch the JoJo.
I'm still on the JoJoRoll arc, honestly.
I'm really far behind.
So last night, obviously, is no surprise really to anyone.
There are even more bombings.
So let me actually look up the Joe Kent Tucker Carlson thing.
the first thing I want to talk about. Let me pull this up and show it. The oil natural
gas line was hit, providing 9% of natural gas to Qatar. Yeah, exactly. And so here we go.
Let's go ahead and watch this right here. So this happened yesterday. I didn't get
a chance to watch it, but apparently it seems like that's pretty much where a lot
people are talking about. I haven't gotten to it at all. Need to watch the Piers Morgan clip,
bro. Okay, before I go to this, because this is more serious, we will watch the Piers Morgan clip,
okay? I haven't actually seen it. I just heard about it. Okay.
Is this it? I think this is it. Let's get it.
Help look like an idiot every single day when your wife is at home posting pictures that you're out and she wants to get used
Like a toy by a big black man who is cleaning her car
Is that why you have a problem with me? Is that why you're pushing this homophobic narrative?
Because I'm the big black man that shagged your wife while you are on holiday
Okay, we can all have a push in a shove sir
Let's go back to talking about the documentary and less of the home
Here's what I think about you. I watched the documentary
I think you're a fucking idiot.
I think you're a sexist, misogynist, homophobic twerp
who got exposed in a global way by Netflix, by Leroy Theroux
for what you are. You're a little half-wit, and you'll make your little followers
a little laugh or anything else.
But I don't see any point wasting my time talking to you.
Is there? What's the point?
Exactly. No, no, do you know what?
Chill it down then because what I just said is there's 50 more things that we can have a stupid back-and-forth and try and
Talk to me normally
I don't care about your silly insult. What do you mean? You don't care. What do you mean? You don't care?
What I said is back to have a picture of it. I'm gonna show you right now
I couldn't care less about your silly little insult. He's doing it. He's doing it right now. He's doing it
He's getting the photo. He probably hasn't planned. He knew he was gonna do this
He's gonna show the picture of his wife say dude
It's a year old a two-year-old
Listen, sir. I don't know why you come on and you talk about your holy of the now as soon as you're right
Patients are open
Cooked
Damn bro like
I
Don't know what precipitated this I don't know who this guy is I have no idea let me look up this guy
So basically there's there was like some drama so old social media posts from Pierce wife
Include including a cheeky poolside picture
And this is like her. Oh, here we go. Let's let's see here
Quits after being in connection apps in his wife. Oh, I already saw that before are there any appears?
Morgan so some people now were thinking that Piers Morgan got mogged wow wow this
is not looking good for Piers Morgan oh oh and so watch we throw inside the
manosphere yeah let's see if I can pull it up okay and so who's this guy
Manosphere
Yeah, is this is this some other like I'm not sure even what this is about I have no idea
The entire Manosphere documentary. This isn't even it
Main character in the documentary is done an outstanding job
Inside the Manosphere. So what is this is some other bullshit? I don't even know what this is
So it's cock maxing do is talking sound like a retard which one right? I mean, I don't know
So, uh, is he's the guy that fought Zerka?
Wait, he's the guy that got into fight, like after John fucking went into the restaurant and started trying to fuck with him and they were wrestling on the street?
Oh my god, I didn't even know that!
Oh, that's fucking flat, hilarious. I had no idea.
So, uh, it's about Anterotate Universe and all that other stuff, Alpha Male.
Oh, wow, okay. Yeah, I had no idea. I haven't seen any of this stuff, I have no idea.
his wife does kind of cuck him on Instagram. Well, it looks bad. Here's the thing, right? Is that
nobody wants to have a wife. And this is the truth. Nobody wants to have a wife that's going around
posting photos and like, you know, cozying up to other men. It's like you look like an idiot,
right? You do. Now, even if the thing is that even if she's not the one doing that,
you still look like a fool. And I think that's what happened, right? Is that,
You know, I don't know what Pierre's relationship is with his wife.
I have no fucking idea.
But like, whenever I see a woman posting something like that, that's, it's embarrassing as a man.
It's the same as like if a guy is posting photos with like him and a bunch of like other chicks
and he's supposed to be married.
It's gonna be embarrassing for the woman. It's pretty obvious, right?
I don't think it's that complicated, is it?
So, yeah.
And it's cheat farming. Maybe, yeah, I guess so.
And I think that's kind of what's happened.
I mean, I'm not really entirely sure.
And as I said, I don't want to go and make
a statement on the guy's life.
But I think that's kind of what's happened.
It goes both ways.
Yeah.
Yeah, so I think it's very embarrassing for somebody
to have that happen.
So anyway, let me look at, yes, attack.
Let me see if I can pull this up and show you guys this.
So yesterday, there was a massive crash out.
Oh my god.
So we had more bombings from Iran.
So Iran is now bombing natural gas facilities.
Qatar, largest gas industrial hub.
The attack was by Iran.
So now they're attacking different random industries.
Uh-oh.
I'm never out.
oh my god
jesus christ
and uh... iran allegedly killed four palestinians
uh... probably a lot more than that
but uh... oh here's another one oh my god look how big this is look look at the
distance on this
all my god
Look at that.
Holy shit.
Oh, yeah, true.
Oh, Rick.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Is Oh My God the English version of Awa Akbar?
Oh, shit.
Is that it?
Yeah, it's like...
It's basically the same thing, yeah.
I feel like they use it at about the same time, right?
Oh God, God is best.
Yeah.
It's amazing.
Yeah, it's oh shit.
Yeah.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
True.
That's the way I would feel about that shit too.
Oh my fucking God.
The US asked Israel not to attack Iranian oil facilities, but they did so in retaliation.
attack those U.S. allies hosting U.S. bases? Well, I mean, here's the thing is that if Iran is
attacking an ally, or sorry, like a neutral third party, there's really no justification for that.
Like, if Israel bombs you and then you go and bomb a third country, that's like you losing a game
in Xbox Live, and then you go and punch your dog. Like, it's got really nothing to do with it.
I mean, like, what do you mean? Of course, Israel, yeah, I know, yeah, war is war. I mean,
Yeah, but like it's not even a war like Qatar is not even fighting them Qatar isn't sending missiles over to Iran
Qatar isn't the one doing that at all. So I don't even know what the hell's going on and
Just take Iran out fully now
I think that it's becoming it more and more evidently clear that Iran has to get destroyed
It is like I don't know how many more massive
You know huge
natural disasters that they have to effectively create
before people realize that Iran is a terrorist state
and they need to be totally destroyed, like completely destroyed. I think every
single country in the entire world should consolidate around neutralizing this threat.
The tweet frames it as being deserved for being Zionist aligned.
Well the thing is that Iran, whenever you're bombing other random people,
like whenever you're sending bombs out because of your ideology
ultimately you have to look at this from a self-preservation point of view
does iran have the right to just bomb and kill anybody
who uh... you know has an ideology that they disagree with
or is aligned with people that they disagree with
well um...
if they think that they do then i think that we should disagree
uh... i think it's it the reality is that this is a power struggle it is
It's a pure simple power struggle and I want America and Western forces to come out on top
of it.
It's really that simple.
Iran represents a nexus of third worldism, radical Islamism, shitty behavior, terrorism,
and just in general, like world destabilization.
Everybody should be against this.
If you're speaking English in my chat right now, you should be against Iran.
It's not even a question.
Trigger on the finger with emotions, yeah exactly.
What's meant to affect global energy and it's working?
Well like doesn't that, the thing is that what you're saying is that they're trying
to affect global energy.
So your argument is that they're trying to cause as much damage to the entire globe
and the response to that should be that we shouldn't completely obliterate them.
Why would we allow them to just basically indiscriminately try to do as much damage
as possible to the global energy ecosystem?
Really think about that.
If that's what they do, and instead of actually trying to fight a war against the people
that they're trying, that they're being attacked by, instead of that, they just go and instead
blow up as much as they possibly can, then yeah, I don't think so.
They do it to make you stop, brother.
well that's the thing is that
do you want to live in a world with a country that will indiscriminately bomb
and kill people
that aren't even related to a conflict in order to
hopefully achieve a geopolitical goal of making somebody else attacking them
because that's terrorism that's what it is that their terrorists
so in my opinion i think that we should go i i am all in on regime
change
i am all in on bombing iran i think we need to get rid of these people
uh... you know it as much as possible
like i i i i i was like kind of on the fence about it i was like i you know i
don't know we'll see what happens
at this point after seeing the amount of indiscriminate bombing and attacks
they've done
i think that it is one hundred percent
the morally correct decision to completely wipe these people out of
existence
because if you don't do that
if this is what they do whenever they're at this power level
imagine what happens if they get questioned or they don't get what
they want and they have a nuclear bomb. Think about how scary that is. The main
thing that we should be doing is finding every single person in leadership,
part of this ideology, and systematically getting rid of every single one of them.
So that's what my opinion is on it, right? The thousands of protesters they
killed. Well, they killed more of them today too. That's what's crazy is that
you think that the Iranian, you know, like the executions are over, they did
more executions literally today. So they executed three people. Here we go, the Islamic
regime in Iran hanged a 19 year old wrestler and anti-regime protester today. So this is
another person who has been executed by this country. A lot of ideology, a lot of that ideology
are from Sunnis. For Iran to see a country, it's pretty obvious, right? So yeah, but
why do we dismantle countries now and not take them over bring back colonization
i don't know i mean i don't think we need to colonize it i think that they're
going to colonize themselves in a way that's beneficial for us i think that a
lot of the iranians
they don't want to have their government you know have that happen either
and so yeah let's see here this is no this is all this is the way it looks
like right now maybe
holy fuck look at those bombs
all my god
break of uh... history to the whole video where he called all the things
that are happening right now i feel like u s government went into the war
with no real strategy. Do you really think that the United States government doesn't
have a strategy? Like this is the type of like, this is the type of just stupid third world
ism that happens. Obviously they have a strategy. They clearly have a strategy. We have thousands
of them. Yes, it's ridiculous. These are the people that were able to capture Maduro
without having a single soldier get injured, or like, you know, like a seriously injured,
And you think that they can't plan this out at all. They don't have a plan at all and some random
You know pretend teacher on on YouTube has a better idea than all these people that have infinitely more information than they do
Like again, this is a massive third-world or cope massive gigantic third-world or cope. Yes
Hmm
Overwhelming force is a strategy. That's right
We don't appear to have a strategy, they had tactics but long term no.
How do you, what makes you think that they don't have a strategy?
Why do you think that?
Like they're literally systematically killing every single IRGC member that comes out and
is on camera.
They're blowing up individual stops constantly.
They're bombing missile stations every single day.
They're blowing up ships constantly. They're trying to set this up like constantly. They're they're blowing up the banks
Everything that's not a strategy
Wait a minute
That's not a straight. That's absolutely a strategy. What do you mean?
That's a hundred percent a strategy. Yes, that's a great strategy. Oh
My god, it's a third world cope. I know like it's just it's so sad man
Chatters forget that even at peak bush incompetence, we took a rock and weeks.
Yeah, exactly.
And if they had a strategy, would they have to lift sanctions on Russia in order to stabilize oil?
This is the type of third world ideology that I think is just so shocking.
That is the strategy.
You are explaining what the strategy is.
That's the, that's the entire point. That's why they did it. That's part of the strategy that they have.
Duh. Duh, obviously. What do you mean? Russia not getting involved. Yes.
It was very clearly, here's what's happening, is that basically America is effectively paying off Russia in order to avoid having Russia try to interfere with the Iran conflict.
That's what they're doing. They're paying them off and that's that's the reason it's obvious like I don't know how
How do you not realize that? Do you really think they didn't do you honestly imagine?
That they haven't planned for Iran trying to close the Strait of Hormuz. I
Mean this is the most obvious thing that you could ever like
It's really, you never, they never even thought about this. Oh my God. Everyone, it's a price?
Yes, of course. We're also helping the oil price from going bananas. Yes, definitely. And so anyway,
and what is this here? But the money goes to the Ukraine war? Yes, I know in the short term.
Exactly. But in the long term, it will be beneficial. Do you understand the idea of
losing a battle to win a war? That's clearly the strategy that they're using right now.
Anybody who doesn't understand that has to be I guess retarded or something right? I don't know what to say
The straight has been a bet since calcium poly market for months. Yeah, like nobody thought this would happen
It's just again
I think that there are a lot of third worlders that are coping because I think they're realizing the amount of
overwhelming and just completely
Oppressive force that you know countries like the United States and Israel have
If the United States and Israel want to destroy Iran, they're going to do it, and I hope they do.
I hope they completely do it.
The fact is that if you're going around and you're blowing up random gas stations and oil stations and shit like that,
it's very clear that you can't be trusted in the modern world.
You can't be.
And the only way to solve that problem is to completely annihilate them.
That's the way I see it.
And schools, yes.
Like Vietnam.
Vietnam? Well, Vietnam, the goal was mainly to help those people. In this, the goal should
be to totally remove the regime completely. Vietnam was not total unconditional surrender.
This is genocide. It's not genocide to go after a government. You should look that
up in the dictionary.
I think there are a variety of Gulf countries in the world.
Was it a random attack on the Qatar gas facility? Obviously was. It clearly was.
Yeah, 100% green nuttake. Yeah, why is it always the Middle East? It's at war probably because of Iran recently. Let me watch this
So this is the new one
I think there are a variety of Gulf countries and Lucas will talk to this a little bit more
That are having to make serious decisions right now about whether or not to get directly involved offensively against Iran
What we saw yesterday of the Ros La Fon facility commander in back in Qatar was really the largest escalation of this conflict yet
This is the largest producer of liquefied natural gas in the entire world. That's insane
It was targeted yesterday with ballistic missiles and as of about eight hours ago first responders and guitars say they
Controlled about two out of three of the fires that were burning there
But this is a significant escalation that will have a ripple effect across energy markets around the world
Well, and it also I think that what it shows is that like Iran will just simply bomb
Whatever they can to inflict the maximum amount of damage on anything that they can
Like it has nothing actually to do with like having a targeted response towards Israel or America
It's just trying to like this is the Iran strategy. It's to create enough chaos and
basically like flip the board over in order to put enough pressure on the United States to
basically let them, you know, let them keep doing things. And I think that the
fact that that's their strategy means that it can't be allowed to work. I
think that's what's happening. It's a smart strategy. I think it is in a way,
but it's not working out the way they think it is. Part of the reason that
we heard President Trump yesterday putting out a true social and he said
in part quote the target response because of the Israeli attack so let me let me
just say this is the thing that's a target response but why would they bomb
Qatar if why would they bomb Qatar if ease so Israel attacks them and then
they bomb a random gas facility in Qatar? How does that work? How's this work? Because
it's the main gas facility in the world. Do you want to live in a world with a country
that does that? It's a very simple question. That whenever they get attacked they just
try to inflict the maximum amount of damage on the world economy. Do you want to live
in that world. Yes, simple question. Porcupine defense kill the porcupine. Kill it. It wasn't
random it was a target no I don't okay so then yeah no I understand that it's
but like in my opinion I don't think that that's I think that is random like
whenever you're in a war with one person and then you attack somebody who's
adjacent just to kind of create more chaos that to me is basically random I
don't want you to I'm not saying random in the in the meaning of like they
had no idea what they were doing they knew what they were doing but if you
don't want to live in that world then the solution for that is to remove these
people. It's obvious. Yeah, the world should not capitulate to a terrorist
government that will indiscriminately bomb and kill civilians if they don't
get what they want. Everybody in the entire world should be united against
this. It should be obvious. They're, yeah, they're committing worldwide terrorism.
Jesus, it's so obvious to me.
Out of anger for what has taken place in the Middle East has violently lashed out at a major facility known as South Park's gas field in Iran
That was the initial strike that led to the retaliation from Iran
But the bottom line here is that we are looking at a rapidly increasing escalation ladder in the Middle East
Oh, absolutely questions about off-ramps and how
President Trump and the administration and others will be able to ensure that Iran does not continue these attacks on regional golf countries and
and energy infrastructure that's not just used by the United States but the entire world.
No, this is it. And that, yeah, they're, they're inflicting worldwide terrorism. That's one of this.
And they should, but they aren't. I don't know why. No, I'm not talking about 30s. I'm talking
about the normies in both camps throwing a fit. Well, it's because a lot of people, so the
reason why a lot of people are angry about it is because they think that, I think that a
lot of people are just stupid. I think that's really the truth is they're just stupid.
They think that well Iran said they're not gonna do this and
Iran like oh, they did this because of something else. So somehow it makes sense Netanyahu's live right now
Oh, yeah, I gotta forget that so if Iran gets eradicated you really think Middle East will find peace
I think it'll be easier to find peace with Iran gone than without it. I think that Iran is a huge a
Huge person a huge indicator of like bad behavior. Absolutely. I
I don't know where where are you guys saying that Benjamin Net and did that BB is talking where is it I?
Don't see it here
Well here we go. Let's take a look at that on Fox news. Okay, let me pull it up
Now I'm not seeing it
It's not there. I mean if it's somewhere. I'm not sure where it is
and yeah where is it here if I find it I think the underbridge video might be AI
go back up I don't know why on Fox now Fox now is this it yeah there it is
thanks are in Hebrew at this time but what we're gonna do is we've had some
behind-the-scenes information that okay so it's in it's in the other one
right the other language so I'll wait for that later on and we'll see it
Israel just bombed an apartment building in downtown Beirut. That's by definition terrorism.
You're gonna get pulled up.
You're gonna get pulled up.
I think we might have a wild third-worlder in chat.
Israel bombed a garden building in downtown. Why did they bomb that government building?
Or why did they bomb that apartment building? Why did they bomb it?
Why they do it and let me see if this is AI or not some people are saying it is other people
It's AI. Yeah, it is. Okay. And let me see if I can look at this other comment again. See what he's saying
Why they bomb it
Sure multiple third worlders hate watching your stream, I know
He looks good for a dead man and yet true a
A fourth world or maybe I mean I don't know if we have anybody from Somalia that's watching the stream man
And I don't know if they have the internet
Who is in the apartment no, I mean you go ahead why why they bomb us really near it because Hezbollah is there and Hezbollah is attacking them at a bay route
That's the reason why
They're firing rockets into Israel
It's pretty simple. It's actually really simple. Why do you think? Because they do it all the
time. They flatten Gaza? Well, if Hamas wasn't in Gaza, I guarantee you there probably would
have been less bombs dropped. Hamas were the ones that did October 7th. If Hamas had
never done October 7th, Gaza probably wouldn't have as many problems as it does. They
claimed Hamas was within Gaza and flattened the whole city. That's a war crime. Okay,
Let's take a step back.
Do you think that Hezbollah isn't in Beirut?
Do you think they're not there?
Then where do the rockets come from?
Where do you think the rockets, like, do you think they just spawn?
just like spawning inside of the fucking spawning in the air.
Because like, obviously, there are rockets from Lebanon coming
into Israel. I've seen it. I've seen this on the on the on the
YouTube. I've seen the little light and you can see it. It's
coming in. Oh, yeah, it's really big.
Third world retorts Israel just have missiles launched at
them and never retaliate. He just hates the juice. That's
Okay, no, we're gonna work through this.
Of course, doesn't mean you bomb the entire cities
and kill civilians.
Well, here's the way I see it.
This is what I would do.
I would tell Lebanon that if you don't stop
these people from shooting missiles at our city,
we're going to bomb your city.
And if Lebanon doesn't do that, then I would bomb them.
If they were doing that to America, like let's say,
let's say for example lebanon and has below or somewhere in let's say canada
or some other area or mexico
let's say they were in mexico and they were shooting missiles over into texas
and they were doing it from a city in mexico
and uh... you know like mexican government didn't want to do anything
about it
would i support united states military bombing of bombing a city there
that shooting missiles at america absolutely in a second
instantaneously
drop the bomb
every single state is entitled to self-defense
even iran is
whenever iran shoots missiles at israel i don't say all my god iran is so
horrible
they're in a fucking battle they're in a war
that's what happens
who bombed first israel invaded first
as well as not the government they're not acting on behalf of the government
why would has to be a shoot rockets
So Hezbollah could simply go to an uninhabited part of Lebanon
and shoot rockets from that uninhabited part of Lebanon.
And that way they could minimize civilian casualties
because they wouldn't be out there and, you know, like,
they wouldn't be among the other civilians.
Why are they not doing that?
Why are they not doing that?
Israel has an eight front war going on brother all for greater Israel surely
I'll be a hot take but giving them advanced warning like that is way too nice. I think it is too
so why would Hezbollah attack Lebanon or sorry why would they attack Israel from civilian areas knowing that
That's all in Lebanon is now surpassed a thousand civilians to the Israel. That's terrorism
It's gonna get even worse and it'll continue to get worse until let until Lebanon and Hezbollah are our
Until Lebanon gets rid of Hezbollah and I support that I do I completely support it
Nobody should have to deal with rockets getting shot into their city
Israel should keep we should keep bombing them until they stop shooting rockets
That's what my position is I
I don't want to have these terrorist third world fucking retards these inbred retards going around shooting rockets into Israel
There's American citizens there. There's other people there. It has blood terrorists
If Lebanon can't give them their control they should be saying thank you Israel for bombing these terrorists
Why do you defend Israel
What does this have to do with Israel it doesn't so if they did this to what do you think would happen if let's say
Lebanon did that to China
What do you think would happen
Well, how would what what would be root look like?
Beirut would look like Gaza
It'd be a parking lot
If they did this to America, it would be a parking lot.
They should be saying thank you Israel for not using even more oppressive force and killing
even more of our people.
They should be saying Israel, please help us get rid of Hezbollah.
Please help us get rid of these terrorists so the rest of our people can live in
peace and not have these terrorists infecting our civilian areas, shooting rockets from
residential apartments, and then crying foul when a missile comes back.
That's what I think.
Saying you should kill civilians because it's supposed to terrorize them in the country is collective punishment, which is a war crime?
No, it's not.
It's actually not. It's literally not a war crime.
If somebody is- wait a second, so you think that-
Let me just take a step back here.
You think that...
it's a war crime for you to attack somebody who's shooting rockets at you?
It doesn't matter where they are.
Every country has the right to self-defense instantaneously.
What are we talking about?
It's collateral damage.
There's even a term for it.
Hmm.
Jatter says supposed.
Oh, supposed?
I don't know.
Oh, oh, surpassed.
No, he said surpassed.
It's not supposed terrorist.
they're literally terrorists shooting rockets
and uh... in that case uh... we committed so many war crimes when we
bomb the nazis and german civilians get killed yeah and we're gonna do it some
more to
shouldn't fuck around
appreciate response really wish you'd reconsider your stance you were fair
when he said war on the middle east would be a disaster last year
yeah uh... i was and i think that i underestimated the iranians
willingness to massacre their own citizens fund terrorism
and try to build a nuclear bomb
and at this point i think that they've made it very clear that
they're not able to be reasoned with they're not able to be negotiated with
they're not able to be uh... you know you can't coexist with the iranian
government
the only way is that one of like
there's no world where both sides can exist
there is only a world where one side exists
and if i have to decide which world that is
i wanted to be my side
that's it
No, Israel should keep bombing them until Hezbollah stops shooting rockets.
It's pretty simple, actually. It's extremely simple.
And if this was happening in America, I'd say the exact same thing.
Everybody would be agreeing on this. But for some reason, like this is what's so
crazy is that, like, for example, let's think about it like with Canada.
If Canada had a terrorist group that they refused to do anything
about and that terrorist group was in a Canadian city and they were shooting rockets at let's
say a you know a city like New York or something like that or anywhere else.
Do you think that people Americans would support bombing that city?
Because I certainly would.
If the Canadian government wouldn't send in their military to just completely remove
those people, then I would support bombing that city like that day.
day, instantaneously. There is never a reason why a country should be accepting of people
bombing them. That's it. Such a nice guy for entertaining these idiots. I know that. We
don't have a military. I can see that. And, you know, I'm by Israel, I get in the ground.
It's not working for propaganda. I'll pull up one more person. So what do you think
that what does this have to do with Israel? Like what do you think Israel should do whenever
somebody shoots rockets at them? What do you think they should do? Wasting time with
these bullshit that you're right. You're right. And yeah, what do you think they should do?
Israel should stop doing worse. So you think Israel should allow people to shoot rockets
into their country? You think Israel should let their own people get killed?
No, it's simple. I'm not talking about Israel with Gaza or anything else. I'm talking about
Lebanon. I'm not interested in having a big Israel debate. I don't care about Israel.
It's not the point. Jews will never feel safe. Netanyahu is starting more wars. You're
not answering the question. We're going to go back to the original question. I'm
I'm going to ask you again.
What should Israel do whenever people shoot rockets into their country?
What should they do?
How is Israel formed?
I have no interest in engaging with your anti-Israel rhetoric.
I probably agree with half of it and the other half I don't even care about.
i don't care about that
you're trying to make an argument to me i don't give a shit about this anyway
hot israel become a country it doesn't matter
has nothing to do with it
they're rather be ignorant what's going on with iran they could care less about
truth and optics they made up their mind yes exactly they care more about
israel than you do
yeah i'm talking about this i mean like answer my question i it doesn't matter
why
uh... yeah i i think i think you're very confused here why should answer your
question if you want to research
everybody knows how israel's form
this is not a big complicated thing that's nothing to do what happened in
nineteen forty eight
has nothing to do with has below shooting rockets into levy into israel
today
has bought here's what they could do
they could just simply stop shooting rockets
that's what they could do
they could simply stop shooting rockets into israel
and i guarantee you that if they did that
it would immediately stop israel bombing them as much
that's all they can do that's all they have to do just stop shooting rockets
just don't do it
they should uh... this is the beginning of the land
banning strata bossy around exactly
and uh... hummus and as well i believe in taking back israel killing of jews
the land and don't care if Israel ever missled them or gave them a state in Israel. And that's
nothing to do with that. I mean again, the Hezbollah and Hamas go around and they kill...
Oh what is this here? The prank has started in Tehran. The buzzing sound of a flying drone
gets the Bashir to run away. No way! Is this real? Oh my god!
Oh my god, and there it is, in Israel, because they're told to by the propaganda, what has
nothing to do with the thing is that a country having the right to self-defense has nothing
to do with what the country is.
of course for example uh... iran is going to try to attack israel
because they're being attacked by by
you know by israel right uh...
i'm not talking about that being bad i think that makes sense
but like if they're going in bombing other people that are attacking them
than that's different that's a i maybe it is
some people are saying it is who knows
and uh... anyway let me go out look at some of the other ones here
oh yeah there was another this guy all my god
look at this year
holy shit take a look at it
the thing is israel's fully rely on the u.s. for the armaments the fact they
continue to pull stuff like this is insane
when we stop all this up
israel and anger for what's taken place in the middle east is finally lashed
out at a major facility known as the south parts gas field in iran
a relatively small section of the whole has been hit
and uh... united states you know i think about this particular attack in
the country Qatar was in no way shape or form involved with it nor did it have any idea
that was going to happen. Unfortunately Iran did not know this or any of the other pertinent
facts pertain to the South Pars attacks and thus justifiably and unfairly attacked a portion
of Qatar's LNG gas facility. No more attacks will be made by Israel pertaining to this
extremely important valuable South Pars field unless Iran unwisely decides to attack
very innocent, in this case Qatar, in which instance the United States of America, with
or without the help or consent of Israel, will massively blow up the entirety of the
South Par's gas field, at the amount of strength and power that Iran has never witnessed before.
I do not want to authorize this level of violence and destruction because of the long-term
implications, but if Qatar's LNG is attacked again, I will not hesitate to do so.
Oh boy.
Hmm
Oh
Yeah, the Gulf country in the US are after using no bases to attack Iran
Yeah, there's a base inside of that country
But again, do you want to have it and here's the question?
So I'll ask I've been bringing up a lot of chatters about this and I apologize again
I've been doing it too much. This is the last person I'm gonna bring up
Do you want to live in a world where you have a country a terrorist state like Iran?
that's trying to openly blow up and destroy, they're trying to destroy, you
know, the world energy infrastructure. Do you want to live in a world where
they do that as a response to being attacked? Do you want to live in that
world or not? It's pretty simple because I don't, I do not. Too much for
three days now, the conflict is ending a more undecided period. You're wanting
people to be there bullshit at you. You're right. No, no, my mods are right. No, you're totally right.
We should just ban these people and move on. We've got too many topics, too many things to go
over. I was even live yesterday. And so if I'm over focusing on making individual arguments with
these people, no, you're totally right. Yeah, anyway, let me move on. We'll get some of these
other comments here of what happened. And together with our allies, we can dim the
strongest turns, recent attacks on Iran on unarmed commercial vessels in the Gulf.
So it looks like some of the other European countries might actually be helping after all.
And so I hopefully that's what happens, but we'll find out. Anyway, let me go and pull these other
ones too. Kurdistan Freedom Party weeks footage urging Kurdish forces to unite against Iran.
Oh boy, Qatar, Azerbaijan, Bahrain, Egypt, Kuwait, Jordan, Lebanon, Pakistan, Saudi Arabia,
Syria Turkey and the UAE have all issued a joint statement calling on Iran to
immediately halt its attacks oh man literally everybody is against them
nobody is on Iran side nobody is on their side stop at Iran exactly and yeah
good I know and so maybe Iran what is this here and just Lib Tards yeah well
You're right. There are a bunch of fat communists in America that are on Iran's side. I forgot about them. That's their strongest soldiers
So if you're on their side, you're getting bombed. Yep, that's right
And shouldn't have done it shouldn't have done it. Oh, this is the video. Okay. Let's watch it
Further rocket attacks were reported against Nahariya and a minute another rocket
Fuck it, though.
Damn.
Damn.
Where is he?
Fuck.
Fuck is right, yeah.
I'd be like, what the fuck is going on here?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
How do you survive?
I don't know.
God damn
Wait was that the
Oh shit
It's right there. Oh
My god
It's literally right there. Holy fuck
God it went inside. Yeah, apparently they were standing next to something. I don't know what it was and
How's the cameraman never died? I don't know. How is he alive? Let me watch this in fucking in point two five, okay?
Damn
Damn, holy shit. It was a bridge. I think I guess so. Oh my fucking god
That's crazy, isn't it? He's got pod armor. They warned that bridge was going to be attacked and then they went there idiots
Well, look you go when you you film inside a war zone. That's I mean this there's a risk to that
That's why he's wearing a bulletproof vest. I mean like fuck. What do you expect?
dude, I
Love that there are two frames that literally that there's the missile right there. Oh
Oh my god without a helmet should have had an helmet
Holy fuck man
Look at that. Wow. I wonder if the guy's okay. Is he dead?
Yes, he dead or not, I don't know the last time oh, so I have to watch this this is this is it
We've been doing the wow raid probably not it's a bit of overpressure
Hardhat would have saved him
Is he dead? He's not dead. Did he? I mean does he have a headache? He probably has a headache, right?
I mean like I would have a headache. I'd be fighting for Islamic causes while attacking Islamic countries. Yeah. Oh, here we go.
Saudi, this is Saudi, Saudi Arabia. Here we go.
Can't I don't know how they claim to be fighting for Islamic causes while attacking Islamic countries?
That's right.
They are not attacking the nation.
Saudi Arabia, Bahrain, Kuwait, Qatar, UAE.
Yes, they are fighting for Islam.
Meanwhile, every other Islamic country hates them.
Make it make sense.
Oman.
What's that mustache some people are calling it a classic
Lebanon Jordan Azerbaijan Turkey all these countries are Islamic countries yet Iran attacks them
Charlie Chapman yeah before this war what was Iran's contribution in the issues related to the
Islamic world nothing well they're making everything worse they support the
Houthi militia in the other end they supported the most
militia in Iraq yep are and now they're there and they brought that militia and
to kill their own people during the protests are attacking Iraq they are
yep attacking Iraq territories Hezbollah and Lebanon mm-hmm there it is who
didn't suffice by hijacking the political
I think that got followed too.
rather was an effective arm to to perform
sub-sub-attaching actions in in the region
and in Saudi Arabia and the biggest
example is Iran and Hezbollah's role in
Syria so yeah there it is another set of
retards and they got kicked out of
Syria the guy there is like get the
the fuck out of here you guys are causing me a bunch of problems
where is such
yep or to so-called support in the muslim world
though when the yeah exactly such crimes
uh... the terrorist and supporting the
former city and regime when
how did they support you have the most by far the most disingenuous
commentary on the war bar none good get used to it
And I'll be accepting your thank yous in advance
for removing, being an advocate of removing
this parasitic terrorist cancer from the world.
Yeah, you're welcome.
The Islamic youth when they assassinate
politicians in Lebanon, how do they support
the Muslim world's issues and causes
when they empower the popular mobile...
See, we can live in a much better world.
We can live in a world where we can go over to the Middle East,
they can come over here,
there can be an exchange of cultures, goods, and understanding.
We can live in that world.
And the main thing that's standing in the way of that right now is Iran.
ization forces in Iraq.
Get rid of them.
Get them out.
Enduring the development efforts in Iraq. I can't see how they support the
Islamic causes. I believe these are simple
Slogans which they hide behind it and these tools
They work to serve the Iranian interests. What's the end goal?
In my opinion the end goal should be to get rid of Iran
Get rid of the Iranian leadership period
completely annihilate and remove the Iranian influence entirely. That's what my opinion
on it is, right? And what country bounces back first, Cuba or Venezuela? Well, Venezuela
has already bounced back, right? I mean, they already have. There's nothing really
else besides that. So anyway, I will look at the Joe Kent interview, right? Because
I did forget about this. I want to go and talk about it now. I got distracted
Okay
Don't fuck up. Yeah, there's people some goofy movie calling you out. Yeah, I guess so it's gonna take decades or Cuba to recover from
Communism it will but I think it'll be faster than you can expect
Cuba is not a huge country and because of that I think it'll be easier for them to recalibrate more quickly
What kind of pressure does it require to get a president who campaigned against exactly
this thing for 10 years to do exactly this thing?
What does it take to do that?
I wish I knew definitively.
I think there's two potentials, two schools of thought.
is the media echo chamber, the donors, the way the Israelis come in and kind of
line up the information like I described previously and then the other option is
much darker.
BB's on English live, Twitter, on Prime Minister of Israel, wait a second I do
want to watch this if it's in English.
Yeah, I do want to watch this if it's in English.
ourselves and in joining with our great American friends, also protecting the entire world.
Thank you.
Next question.
Tom Burridge from ABC News.
Hi.
Tom Safi Burridge, ABC News.
Prime Minister, given the escalation of attacks on U.S. allies across the Gulf, given the
spiraling energy costs, the high cost in general that the U.S. service personnel killed
in this war, many Americans are asking that question.
you misled their government into starting this war and for how long Americans keep paying
the price.
Big questions.
Well, I misled no one and I didn't have to convince President Trump about the need to
prevent Iran from developing its nuclear...
There's audio disparity.
And being able to launch...
I'm doing my best.
...nuclear-tipped missiles at the United States, you understood that.
And he explained it to me, I didn't explain it to him.
And I think that our partnership is the only way to avoid this catastrophic development.
The loss of servicemen is painful.
I, early on in my military service, a fellow soldier died in my arms.
I lost a brother who fought terrorists, led the historic integrity rescue.
The cost to the families is enormous, and I sympathize and send the condolences of the
people of Israel to these families and to the American people.
Is it recent?
It's alive right now.
Freedom is precious.
It has its costs.
But if you're not prepared to defend it, if you're not prepared to resist the tyrannies
that are trying to arm themselves with the weapons of mass death, you will have
no future.
And therefore, we're doing what we can.
As far as old prices rising, spikes, you know what a spike is?
You know what a spike is? It goes up and goes down.
The Americans are working very hard, and we're trying to help them in every way that we can,
to open the streets of Hormuz.
And if they succeed, which I think they will, then oil prices will come down.
Yeah, I think that's true.
But if you say, all right, I'm suffering right now, and people are,
uh... then i shouldn't do anything i should just succumb to the blackmail
that iran get on with it
but then develop
uh... nuclear weapons
and the list of muscles to deliver them to
new york and los angeles
you're going to be blackmailed in ways that you can't imagine he's right what
this he's he's he's right about this mask what iran is
you know we've said for years look at these people
they're doing things that that normal regimes
do not do
like as you know
you know i'm sure you know i think it's chanting death to america
after the great saint
massacring
tens of thousands of their own people that will like that in two days
you have that sometimes
that's crazy nation
who does that
fanaticism
deep ideological
lucy there's no other way to call it
the total and utter ruthlessness
uh... of this regime
makes it uniquely dangerous
uniquely dangerous not only to Israel and to the United States
but to everything in between and far beyond
and the fact that this is not recognized
you asked me okay
what do people think
what did they think in the thirties
what did they think in the thirties
when you had a terrible ruthless killer regime
led by lunatic
that took one country after the other
did it very sequentially
Who was he talking about?
Trump?
They said what?
They said, let's stay out of this.
It's not our war.
It's not our problem.
Maybe it's only the Jews.
Have we learned nothing?
Absolutely nothing in these 80 years.
We cannot see the danger that lurks.
It doesn't lurk.
It's risen from the mud.
It's right in our face.
It's splattering blood right at us.
I can't believe that we're clueless, we're not clueless.
I talk to many American friends, they're not clueless, they understand this.
Some don't.
Some are atomically opposed, but many are adopting a way to see attitude.
But I can tell you that I've spoken, as I said a minute ago, I've spoken to many,
many leaders.
We're talking about dozens and dozens of leaders.
They all say the same thing.
I understand it.
Some of them come out and say it.
They're bold.
And some of them say, you know, I don't know.
I wish I understand it, but some of my people don't.
Or my news media are against me.
There's a lot of people that do.
They don't want that, yeah.
Glad to see in the United States that an enormous number,
an enormous percentage of President Trump's supporters,
traditional supporters understand it.
And I hope that my friends and colleagues of many years on the other side of the aisle,
those who understand and agree with what I just said, and there are quite a few of them.
Isn't it crazy?
Have the courage to come out and say it.
That they had so many journalists that are like, at the end, what is it with this AI
narrative?
Leader.
Talking about AI, Benjamin Netanyahu.
The most important thing is to assure the security of your people.
And that means identifying danger in time and acting against it.
That is a prerequisite for the survival of any biological organism.
You have to identify danger in time and act in time against it.
You either fight or flight.
These are the two options you have.
Where can you flee?
Nowhere.
Because Iran can reach any part of the world.
So you have to, at a certain point, fight.
This is the juncture where we've reached in time, not too late, but in time.
Beaver has raised Americans?
Yeah, on Pennsylvania.
I just think of all those who agree with what President Trump is saying, with what I'm
saying to act.
I didn't have to convince President Trump of anything.
He didn't need any convincing.
He acted as a great leader does to protect his country and to protect the future.
Mr. Prime Minister, Hezbollah has opened up another front against Israel launching rockets
against Israeli civilians.
Now ground troops are inside Lebanon.
Is there any hesitancy toward launching a full ground operation to eradicate Hezbollah?
What would eradicating Hezbollah do to transform Israel-Lebanon relations in the
greater Middle East?
Look, Alex, I can't divulge our battle plans, and obviously, Hezbollah, I said in my opening
remarks in Hebrew, they were talking about 150,000 rockets and missiles, ballistic missiles.
They had thousands of Redwan terrorists right next to our fence underground, ready to invade.
The Ring Flicker?
We knocked them back.
We destroyed the missile capacity in six hours. We knocked out Nasrallah. We destroyed
Oh, yeah, I remember they got rid of him. He was a real problem or rather all the red one
infrastructure right next to our border would now have a security court or a security zone
that we're uh, that is there that prevents this kind of invasion and we have plans for the future
Obviously our number one effort is geared towards Iran
If the regime goes, you know that his bala goes.
But in any case, we're devising our plans in such a way that we could remove the slide
as well.
I think it should go after the whole thing.
It's a generational opportunity.
Yeah, I see.
You assassinated Iran's supreme leader and dozens of other senior Iranian officials.
The result of that so far has been the appointment of a new supreme leader considered
to be even more hard-line than his father, the Iranian regime is not showing any signs
of collapse as of now.
So I wonder what do you say to those who say that killing those individuals is in fact
empowering the hard-liners in Iran?
And are you confident that their strategy will still lead to regime change?
And then secondly, if I may, you've also indicated today that you've made a commitment
to President Trump not to strike these oil and gas facilities in the future.
President Trump come to you one day and say oil prices are too high. It's time to end this war
Will you listen to him and that's a good question? You need the United States?
That's a really good question. Continue this campaign. Wow alone. Was that a single question?
Jeremy you really hogged it
But I'll answer your questions
Man he hogged it. I'm not sure who's running Iran right now
much to Bob
The replacement I had told them has not shown his face
Why not have you seen him?
We haven't
Where is he can't vouch exactly what is happening there?
There is a where is he where'd he go?
There is a cloud here. It's not here. What we see is that
There's a lot of I wonder why nobody knows why the
The people who are edging for the top
it's not a uniform position. You see that sometimes with the contradictory orders that are given.
You know, they do one thing and then they do it and so on. I think it's important that they know
that if they think they're going to target the world, target the president of the United States and
so on, they themselves are being targeted. That creates a lot of uncertainty. We've found that
that can have an effect. The removal of the stronghold has never really been replaced because
some people are not replaceable. I think the authority and the hold that Hemenia has had
is not going to be translated to anyone, not to much the bifis there and not to anyone
But I think this is part of the effort to crack the regime.
It's not going to happen in one day, we're 20 days into this war.
Yes, we're seeing cracks.
Well, of course you're cracking.
Obviously they're cracking.
The president's trying to leave.
Not only the top command, we're seeing cracks in the field.
You know, it's sort of like a rotten piece of wood that's holding on the outside,
There's a lot of rot inside.
We're seeing some defections.
We're seeing fear and trepidation in the RGC units
that are manning the ballistic missiles.
Uh-huh.
You know why?
It's not afraid to die.
They're not all suicidal.
In fact, most of them are not.
So we're seeing cracks,
but we're gonna hit them again and again.
The minimum thing we wanna do is, again,
erase the industrial capacity that they had.
get rid of the regime. To produce these weapons, they'll have to build it from the start. That's
very hard. You get rid of the regime. You go after them. They're not going to be able to just
take the pieces and move them below the earth. There's a lot of Jews in this chat. No, we've
banned them all. Ideally, if it cracks enough and with some other things that I won't get into,
yes, the regime could change. Is it guaranteed? No. And is it up to the Iranian people
way to ban all of them to make use of the conditions that we're doing and hopefully
they can do that we'll see we'll see I cannot tell you yeah we'll see the very
brave I don't come and criticize them in any way I think they're very brave I
think they suffered enormously and the question is will we have a meeting ground
between the weakening of the regime and the rising of the people in many ways
that could develop?
We'll see.
I think that's what they're trying to do.
On the oil and gas pressure.
It seems pretty obvious, that's what you're trying to do.
I don't think any two leaders have been as coordinated as President Trump and I.
He's the leader.
I'm, you know, his ally.
America is the leader.
Israel is, as the national security memorandum described us, I think a month ago, six
much six weeks ago, they called Israel the model ally. That's how they called it. It's
not a superpower, but America is seeking around the world and you hear it from the speeches
of President Trump and others in the administration. They say, where are you? We've helped you
all these years. Where are you when we're doing something that is important for you
He's talking shit now!
And yet one country is there.
And against all the realifications that are leveled at Israel,
as well as sponging off America and all that.
No, it's not.
Israel is...
Yeah?
...brave country.
The right.
...the right country with an incredible army,
incredible soldiers, incredible courage.
And we're fighting alongside the United States
when the chips are down.
We're fighting with the United States.
So we're fighting for a common goal.
So I can tell you that that's the most important coordination.
But in practice, President Trump and I speak regularly, you know, we discuss things, our
staff discuss things, our militaries are in close coordination, it's never before.
But ultimately, President Trump makes his own decisions.
And do I respect them?
Yes, I do.
Just one question, Jeremy. Thank you.
Shut up, Jeremy, you little bitch! Shut the fuck up!
We're going to close. Thank you so much. Thank you, Mr. Prime Minister.
You exhausted your questions. Thank you, everyone, for your questions today.
Shut up, you little bitch!
Thank you, everyone.
So, for all of us, it was always very important honestly, to subscribe to the premium this
time.
Thank you so much.
We're going to be concluding now.
Thank you.
Thank you. And so anyway, speaking of Richmond table, maybe that's what she said.
I guess so. He's citing the ancient magics kind of, yeah, in a way, right?
In a way. I mean, what he's saying, does that have truth to it? No, it does.
It does. Like he's not like, I'm going to be honest, like he's really not wrong.
Like, I mean, what he's saying is not bullshit at all.
I don't know why more people don't realize that, but, you know,
that's how it is and to have to learn the unspoken tongue.
I guess so and let me scroll back down. I see if I can find this video when we expose. What is this here?
Expose all fraud. Oh god. Why didn't you tell me wait this might actually be Trump's funniest moment?
Why didn't you tell me about pearl heart?
The japanese prime minister is in the white house and he's talking about why they didn't
Let me pick a beautiful-looking person from- a beautiful person from-
So he's-
Japan, a question for the Prime Minister.
So we're gonna pick- let me pick the- where's the- let me pick out an ABG from the crowd.
You.
Alright.
What do you want to ask?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Of course, Japan and USA are very different, but one question.
Why didn't you tell US allies in Europe and in Asia about the war before attacking Europe?
Why didn't you tell Japan about the war, and I know exactly where we're going with Pearl Harbor?
One thing you don't want to signal too much, you know, when we go in, we went in very hard,
and we didn't tell anybody about it, because we wanted surprise.
Who knows better about surprise than Japan?
Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?
okay right he's asking me
Now you believe in surprise, I think much more so than we did.
And we had a surprise and we did.
Oh man!
And we knocked out the first president.
That's our president, yeah.
Play it again.
Okay.
And tell me about Pearl Harbor.
We go in, we went in very hard and we didn't tell anybody about it because we wanted surprise.
Who knows better about surprise than Japan?
Hey, why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?
Okay?
Right?
Oh my god!
He's asking me.
Now you believe in surprise.
Oh my god!
Well, um, wow.
And, okay, there it is.
Just holding the laugh so hard, it's just fucking ridiculous.
And, uh, wow.
And, uh, finally top five Trump-based moments.
Yeah tough crowd
Yeah, I guess so
Man that one spicy. Yes, like do you remember whenever he had the
You know, whatever we defeated Hitler and then he looks at the German Chancellor. He says not a good day for you, huh?
Let me see if I can pull that one up
Let me see how to pull this one up.
No, this is from last year.
Where was it?
Oh no, this is it.
Give me a minute.
No, it's even better.
Wait a second, there's so many of these.
Okay, here's the here's the last one.
I remind you that we are having June 6th tomorrow.
This is D-Day anniversary, when the Americans once ended a war in Europe.
And I think this is in your hand in specific, in ours.
That was not a pleasant day for you?
No, that was most not a pleasant.
This was not a great day.
In the long run, Mr. President, this was the liberation of...
It was not a great day for you.
And now we have episode two.
Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?
Pacific.
And ours.
That was not a pleasant day for you.
No, that was not a great day.
well in the long run Mr. President this was
oh wow okay just like that yeah I guess so
and uh... next Italy is just right just doesn't give a fuck man
and episode three has to be with the italian for god
yeah uh... yeah that the thing is that'll probably happen
it will probably happen he'll probably bring that up and that way he can go
for all three of them
and uh... terrific holy shit man seven more years next
next france call calma crona pussy
maybe he will write i mean i think that anything could go at this point
and uh... all of all
first of all i just want to say
i'm alive
and your offices
now that i dispatch this piece of fake news
i would give you an opera and update
an operation warring line
under president from visionary leadership
man can israel are acting together so in iran
with great determent isn't it crazy that so many journalists agreed to go along
with the a i benjamin netanyahu
isn't that insane
and uh... let me go all here we go
and so
let me uh... i got a fine the rest of these all my god there's so much more
this
the arab countries have officially threatened to join the united states
foreign ministers from across the gulf region that's right in riyadh to
discuss the conflict spread
but while that's right happening around launched missus i'm getting the
saudi capital
all within deceptive but falling debris injured several people
the saudi foreign minister accused iran of trying to intimidate golf
leaders said it would not succeed. The targeting of Riyadh while a number of
diplomats are meeting I cannot see as coincidental and I think that's the
clearest signal of how Iran feels about diplomacy. It doesn't believe in
talking to its neighbors. It tries to pressure its neighbors and what I can
say categorically that's not going to work. The kingdom is not going to
succumb to pressure and on the contrary this pressure will backfire.
The Saudi Foreign Minister also said the patience of GCC countries was not unlimited and that
if Tehran's attacks on its neighbors continue they reserve the right to take military action
against Iran once all diplomatic options have been exhausted.
What I care about now is that the attacks on my country and on my neighboring countries
that are not involved in this conflict end.
That's all I'm interested in.
And we're going to use every level we have,
political, economic, diplomatic, and else-wise.
Else-wise.
To get these attacks to stop.
That's what I care about.
Ours earlier, Katoz-Rasliff, an industrial complex
was hit in a missile attack,
which caused extensive damage.
Katoz, foreign ministry.
I think that we really have an opportunity right now
to set is on a terrorism back by decades. I think we do. If we get rid of the Iranian regime and we
stomp out all of their proxies, which we can do, we can absolutely do that. I think that we could
have a new, better time. And I think that there's another component to this that people aren't
realizing is that a lot of the radicalization inside of America and other Western countries,
The genesis of that is Iran. Iran is the radicalizing factor that these people are listening to and then acting on.
Condemned the attack and said-
It's not Cope, no it's not Cope, literally everybody's against them.
Iran was dragging the region towards the Abyss.
The UAE also had to shut down two of its facilities due to falling debris from a missile interception
And several missiles and drones were also launched at gas fields in the east of Saudi Arabia,
but Riyadh said those were intercepted.
Since this conflict began more than two weeks ago, GCC leaders have been at pains to stress
they would defend their territories, but not attack Iran.
But the targeting of their critical energy infrastructure is putting relations between
Iran and its Gulf neighbors under increasing strain.
They're probably fucking tired of getting attacked by these retards whenever they didn't have
anything to do with this.
What the fuck are you doing?
Think about it.
Think about it.
That's insane.
Victoria, Gatenby, Al Jazeera.
I don't understand why other Arabic countries didn't join USA against Iran whenever they're
under heavy fire.
Probably there are probably political reasons for that where there are probably people
inside of their country that might not want that and they don't want to be seen as like
siding directly with what could be perceived as like the West.
That's what I'm kind of assuming, but I don't really know that.
I mean, I think that there's probably more elements to it as well, where it's like, why
would they entangle themselves in something that they're not necessarily involved with,
right?
the fact is that this is a war with you know with America and with fucking
Israel right it's not that or not cowards what's not even really cowards I
mean it's just that you know they have nothing to do with this and that that's
it I did feel like three months yeah exactly and Flika said his bakes comment
I don't know about that I'll look at that whenever I get to it and it is
though well I don't know I'm just that's not cowardice I think they're
just being smart with what they're doing World War three finding out game
journalist hate crimson desert probably the best news i've gotten today now i know
okay i did see all right all right that is good
so here we go here's another one and this is what iran does
19 year old champion wrestler executed by iran in a public hanging
muhammadi uh... medicus army and saheed davudi
were executed as part of iran's brutal crackdown on protests
Wow. Uh, Muhammad was tortured to confess. Uh, oh, here we go.
Where is it? I didn't open up.
Tortured to invest in the capital crime of waging war against God. Uh-oh.
Uh-oh. Oh boy. Here we go.
So let's see. I pulled this up and so we got, we got somebody here.
So this is a person. It's one of the propaganda that's going on today.
Can we go beyond service level events from mainstream media sources? What are you trying to say?
So you're trying to tell me you're you're telling me that what I'm saying is surface level, but you're quoting some schizo
I'm sorry, but John Kira cows the schizo
What are we talking? You really think that what he's saying is true. I'm sure some of it is
How the fuck would even know that
Not what you're saying what someone else said. Okay. I
See a lot both sides. I don't trust CNN is all this isn't CNN
This is the fucking this is a this is some random like it Twitter journalists, right? That's it
And yeah, it's just insane won't stand for for John slandered. Of course, right?
He's definitely telling the truth
But anyway, let me go and find these these other ones here because there's been even more of this
Where the fuck is this? Oh god, they had this girl dancing now. Oh, perfect
Well, let me scroll down and I will find the interview because I didn't even get a chance.
Oh, actually, so one of the premier buffoons.
I do think that Jink Yuga is probably one of the biggest buffoons in media.
He is.
Let me see if I can find...
This is a legendary crash out.
Here we go.
Let's watch it.
Was it broken again?
The ship broken again?
They're doing this to me again?
God damn, give me a minute.
First let me wade through all the lies that have been said.
So if you notice before the war, people like Ben Ferguson were saying, oh we're not
necessarily going to attack Donald Trump, he's a peace president, he's not going to
to put it in the back of the
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
i never said it
in all these debates
i never said that
not one damn time
here's why i shout on your program
because every time i start talking
some israel first son of a bitch comes in
here we go
here we go
starts talking over me
hey you made all your israeli talk
here we go
be quiet
oh yeah yeah my ass
the whole case.
So here's the other lie.
Can I just add the box?
Don't blow it now.
Don't blow it now!
Look at his face.
He's sweating. He's already sweating.
It's 45 seconds in.
Yeah, okay.
But that's what Israel First does.
They just jabber, jabber, jabber.
Anyway, so here we go.
So then Ben said, and all that
Israel First clown said,
We're doing this for the Iranian protesters and once we start bombing them and murdering
them they're going to love us and now he says well if the protesters can't come out of the
city we're bombing them.
We're bombing them.
That's what we said.
Alright.
Alright.
Here we go.
Will you shut the fuck up?
The clip's not even half way over by the way.
Alright here we go.
If you're saying, if you're putting your mind to it, I've never been quiet.
I've never been quiet.
When you put that into my mouth, that's what I never said.
I know, that's why we have to shout on this show, because these assholes won't shut the fuck up.
Just to be clear, just to be clear, I think there are actually left answers of Ben Ferguson shutting the fuck up.
and there are of the both of open energy i gave earlier so why don't we just
all now is really sweating can be equally garrulous
check finish your point
no
no i haven't interrupted them once
okay so
look guys we're ignoring the eight hundred pound gorilla in the room for
example if somebody was a come in here and they were going to listen to
this discussion or debate but we told them ahead of time
hey these guys are all clean and honest then they listen to it
you know try to figure out what's happening if we told him ahead of time
someone gave him a hundred million dollars to all say the same thing
that we go well then we're a little bit more skeptical to say the least
so that is what's happening with our politicians
israel has given congress a hundred million they've given donald trump
three hundred thirty seven million dollars
so this is all of the
congressman is a tiny amount of money
they spent billions of money off your body off pierce the tiny amounts of
money you're talking about crap
said that i think i'm out some money yet here's our new men called you know i'm
like i said i think i'm not gonna spend three hundred thirty seven million dollars
that the adelsons have given to donald trump because he's going to buy club now
it's really purchasable the adelsons are corrupt Israelis the Israeli
adelsons gave jonathan paul oh my god
Yeah, the middle, this guy just sleep.
The middle guy, he's crashing out and this guy's crashed out.
Lord, a trip on their private jet back to Israel and celebrated him like a hero
because they love people betraying America for Israel.
He doesn't think, he doesn't think.
I can prove it!
I can prove it!
I can prove it!
I can prove it!
I CAN PROVE IT! I CAN PROVE IT!
So tell me!
So tell me!
They put American troops or Israeli troops in here.
Okay, where are we putting our guys in?
Ben Ferguson, that trainer, said that it was no big deal that 13 Americans died.
It's a huge deal!
That 13 Americans died.
How do you send your goddamn Israeli friends?
He's so mad!
I've never seen him this mad before
This is crazy
He's actually furious
Take your meds
Take your blood pressure meds, bro
Honestly good advice
Look how mad he is. This is crazy.
No, he's said by me. Never said by me.
I'm never going to let anyone else on this phone talk.
Just a minute I start talking.
He's saying like macho man Randy Savage.
Or are you going to like a brother?
He started interrupting.
And oh, Israel's the greatest. Israel's the greatest.
They bribed all of our politicians.
And it's exceedingly clear.
okay stop working for israel you corrupt sons of bitches okay work for america
here's your solution
here's your solution and it's super simple we get the
fuck out of there okay we have zero interest in there none none none
so let me know what you're gonna do what you have to do with people like this
you put in the ground troops
Ben Ferguson answered this question
should we be sending Israeli ground troops or american ground troops
I think there's no major ground troop movements because the presidents made it clear we're
not invading the country.
If you listen to what he said, you would already know that not happen.
Ah, yeah, he didn't like that.
If we put in ground troops, now that's another lie he'll go down to.
What about this one?
I always said we would have put in ground troops.
You know what?
I'm going to kill an incident.
American or Israeli.
Check.
American or Israeli.
The truth is.
American or Israeli.
Which ground troops?
Check.
Calm down.
The truth is.
Ferguson, that traitor said, so tell me if we should put American or Israeli.
troops or Israeli troops in okay why are we putting our guys in Ben Ferguson that
trader said that it was no big deal that 13 Americans died it's a huge deal
ever since so tell me a trip on their private jet back to Israel and
celebrated him like a hero because they love people betraying America for
Israel you don't think you don't think I can prove it I can prove it so tell me
holy shit
It's unbelievable the answers you guys have been given because it's just been all deflection
every single time. But what about Epstein? What about Nick
Candid? That's exactly what this entire story is.
Listen, but Cenk, Cenk, I'm a Jew, right? And I've already sat here and I can say there
are huge problems that I find in the Hasidic Jewish community. Why can't you guys, when
we talk about the grooming gangs, when we talk about Islamism, not just in the UK,
the way it's spread across the Middle East and Europe, the things that are going
on in Iran right now, and I haven't seen one tiny morsel of, you know what, there
There are some bad issues here.
Every single moment of deflection, so no wonder Layla's gone.
She can't be bothered talking to people
when I kill about seven.
You have to IQ in this death.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, I know, I know.
You guys are stupid.
We'll talk about something other than Epstein then.
Because you're being asked about room.
I don't know why they bring up the Epstein files
whenever the countries they're defending their Epstein
files are called the marriage records.
I don't get it.
why do you keep bringing up jeffrey etstein
what what are they doing
all right let me solve it let me address it
let me address it
jeez can you address it check before you do let me just ask you
can you address it can you shut up and address it
can you address it without mentioning israel or can you address
grooming guy no because that's the whole reason for having this conference
because their Israeli buddies wanted a distraction from the Epstein files.
That's why they threw this.
No, this is a total lie, by the way.
What he's doing, and this is what a lot of these people do, is they are running
ethnic and religious defense for the Pakistani and the other Muslim rape
gangs in Britain and also in the UK and or not, UK, so I mean, in Europe.
And so they will always find a way to remember what I said before about how
These people will always find a way to excuse
rationalize deflect from and make excuses for
Islamic terrorism and Islamic bad behavior
No, right. I've said this every single time. I
Wanted to play this clip so you guys could see that
Every single time they will always downplay it. They will always make it and make excuse for it
This is the reason why you can't listen to these people
The reason why is because everything that they're doing is being done for a religious and ethnic reason.
There is no actual principle behind this. There's no logic behind it.
If you care so much about the Epstein files, then why don't you care about the countries that make being Jeffrey Epstein not even against the law?
The people that are getting married in these countries, the girls they're getting married to are younger than the youngest victims
systems that are at least convicted that Jeffrey Epstein was fucking with.
So where's the logic here?
There is no logic.
There is no reasoning.
And it's because they're running ethnic and religious defense.
And once you understand that, I think that you can easily detect it.
And I think that more people need to see this.
And there isn't convenient to their agenda, exactly.
And Pakistan, you can't even say it.
I dare you to find it on a map.
Okay? You want me to find Pakistan on a map?
Alright.
Jesus Christ, okay? Let me find it. I'll show you.
It's right there. See? I mean, everybody knows where it is. It's obvious. We've been talking
about this for a while.
What do you mean?
What do you mean I don't know where it is?
Everybody knows where it is.
So I'm having this conversation.
Jesus Christ, what an idiot.
Are binging to the media.
So now let me...
Piers just explains to you...
What?
Piers just explains to you...
Shut up and let me address it.
You're asking me a question and I'll answer it.
You're asking me a question and I'll answer it.
This is super easy.
Why don't you arrest everyone who's committed a crime?
What?
any grooming gangs exist, and I'm sure they do, then arrest them. Where's the question?
If there's a gang of white people, they're all shot up and let me finish. If there's people
shot up and let me finish. So if there's a white gang of people who are raping people,
arrest them. If there's a bunch of super powerful people who are raping American girls,
Yeah, everything is super simple, but when we go to arrest anyone, it demand to arrest anyone in the Epstein files
Everybody hate the Muslims. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's an obvious diversion
That's why we're bringing up Israel in the Epstein files because in the midst of the biggest story
That there has been maybe in my lifetime
All the only reason they're bringing this up is that they can weaponize it to deflect from their own bad behavior
That's the reason why?
The grooming gangs pop back up. It's disappointing because I think the Epstein files are a legitimate problem
But right now you have these people that are trying to use it to run defense for their own groups bad behavior
I want me to condemn them. That's what's happening. I couldn't have them. I couldn't have them 200%
I hope they're in prison. I hope they never get out of prison
But that's not the issue. You're not bringing it up because you're concerned about victims
You're bringing up so you can say the dirty Muslims did it now
Let me explain something to you okay if we had the same exact conversation
But you took out the word Muslim and you put it in the word Jewish or Jew and we had a whole debate about
Should we ban the Jews are the Jews a problem in the UK?
Do the Jews have the wrong kind of culture we would all be canceled we'd all have our careers ruined you would
none of us would ever work in media again but here we are having a conversation
of is the problem the most long yes
it's the behavior and i think the problem is also that there's a cultural
difference with their coming from cultures we can have sex with the
basically kids
and uh... that's okay that's the problem
and uh... there are jewish rape games i feel like everybody's against
this but the problem is that
there's only one group that's calling out you know islam phobia
whenever people bring this up
and i think that very clearly there is a
like whenever there is a certain cultural group that's doing something
you should just immediately come out and say that this is the group that's
causing this problem let's address this problem let's solve it let's make the
world a better place they don't want to make the world a better place they
want to make the world their place okay
very big fucking difference so as soon as you understand that everything else
makes sense he's full of shit of course he is
uh... people in the u k resting for comments about his mom and not really
about jews he's he's so dishonest he is
and uh... oh today all this is the guy that got bombed
all shit
i guess uh...
yeah well you've probably all seen the uh... footage of the airstrike that
took place in uh... so this week as we were reporting on the destruction of a
bridge
uh... we've been treated in the hospital for injuries i had a strapped the
wounds in my arm deeply embedded in the muscle here that's been taken out and here it is in
this part here and but what I do want to say is that this was a deliberate targeted attack on
this there's no mistake why are you alive
I mean I what I mean because honestly like it is you tell me they missed
Damn, so they missed.
Shit.
About it, this was an Israeli precision strike from a fighter jet.
What we were doing was, we were reporting on the attacks on bridges which is effectively
severing South Lebanon from the rest of the country.
One million people now internally displaced.
This is the real story.
It's not about...
What had never happened if Hezbollah wasn't there shooting rockets?
They should never let Hezbollah into the country.
They should mobilize their military and ask Israel for help to get rid of Hezbollah.
The country can never be free from any sort of outside influence whenever you have a foreign
terrorist group that's being funded by a foreign country that's occupying your country
and then using your civilians as human shields.
Just get rid of them.
Us coming under attackers' journalists, what we're seeing now and what we were reporting
on is this plan for Israel to ethnically cleanse the south of Lebanon. This is without
doubt an attack. This is on the scale or bigger than the scale of the Nakbar. This is the
forced displacement of a million people which remains a war crime. And also we have
to say that attacking journalists is a war crime. Attacking civilian infrastructure
is a war crime. But if they think that they're going to silence us, if they think
that we're going to stay out of the field, they're very, very much mistaken.
Wow. Wow. Well, there it is. And yeah, we'll see what happens. If an Israel journalist ignored
warnings going into a war zone, they would have said Rip Bozo. Of course. I mean, like,
it's a risk to do that. I mean, I think that's clearly what's happening. Oh, here
we go.
Yeah. So, and we are seeing the defections at all levels as they're starting to sense
what's going on with the regime. It doesn't get reported here in the U.S. very well, but
we are trusting them from the air and the regime will probably collapse within itself
at Treasury. We've seen where they've wired their money out of the country. We're coming
for that. We're going to get it back to the Iranian people.
Mr. President, you've got the financial assassin. Uh-oh. Here we go. And could it be the
countries have another Boston massacre type event if the Lebanese government works
with the U.S. and Israel. Yeah, but they're having Boston massacre events every single day
with Israel bombing them. It's a pretty easy decision in my mind. I mean, if you've got
these people that are bombing you, then in my mind, the solution to that is that get
rid of the people that are attacking them. Like, why do you have these people in your
country that are shooting? Like, ask yourself the question, is it really the best thing
for the Lebanese people that Hezbollah is there shooting rockets at Israel? Is
Is this really in the best interest of the Lebanese people?
I would say that it's probably not.
I don't think that it is.
I think it's not in their best interest at all.
So yeah, people go and make excuses for that.
No fucking way.
Of course not.
No, of course not.
And I'm not a fan of Israel, but these constant uses of the terms ethnic cleansing
and genocide are getting less and less powerful and frankly boring.
Perhaps it's at the point, I don't know.
I don't like, whenever somebody uses one of those words at this point, I usually
just turn off.
I stop listening to them, I do.
I stop listening or paying attention to them
because they're probably,
what they're trying to do is they're trying
to establish the emotional upper hand.
That's what they're trying to do.
And I don't wanna hear about it.
It's probably bullshit anyway.
And let me see if I can find the rest of it.
Was it Joe Kent, right?
And let's see here.
Okay, it's disgusting.
Yeah, victim position, exactly.
so it's looking like joe kent might be getting investigated
all-boy
allegation that his decision was based on the influence of others even foreign
countries
is both insulting and laughable now our own isha hafsini reporting that on
background to a senior administration
official says
that joe kent was cut out of putis intelligence briefings months ago
due to allegations of suspected
leaks and that he has not been a part of any Iran planning discussions or
briefings at all which would have posed the disconnect addressed earlier this
morning by the so people think that Joe can't leak stuff that's why they kicked
him out
administration saying that he wasn't privy and he was on his response indeed
underscores and proves provides the evidence that Iran was nuclear
empowered or or about to be and final quick point that I've referenced
Joe Kent's testimony on the Hill many times in 2025 of the 18,000 known terrorists that
came through the southern border under the Biden administration's watch in the prior
four years.
We are still dealing with today.
A lot of terrorists.
Absolutely.
Joe Kent's current wife, Heather Kent, has written articles published in the gray zone
which supports narratives sympathetic towards Haspel and Hamas.
I mean, I don't know if they really share viewpoints on it or not.
I don't know.
another one.
Joe Kent, the former director of the United States National Counterterror Center, this
is from Semaphore, he just resigned.
He's now under FBI investigation for allegedly leaking classified information.
And the investigation predates his departure.
Congressman, your reaction to that tonight.
Wow.
Well, there's a lot there, and I think that we need to let this investigation play out,
but we shouldn't tolerate any leakers in the administration, particularly, regarding...
That's going to be crazy if they find out that he was actually leaking stuff.
Like, I don't know whether he was or not.
I mean, you know, everybody has the presumption of innocence, but it does seem odd, right?
I mean, this guy leaves, and then right after that, he's on Tucker Carlson's show.
Like, and like what he's saying is like a 180 from what he said previously.
It seems very weird.
Classified national security interest and information.
So we'll let this play out and see where it goes.
But if he was leaving, he'd be held accountable,
just like anybody else.
If he did, he's guilty.
Now, five minutes ago, he seemed
to think that Iran was a big threat,
and suddenly that threat went away.
It was very odd.
Yeah, extremely odd.
So I'll watch some of the clips from this,
because obviously, I forgot about it.
And oh, here's one right here.
So this is him three months ago.
They're still registering for the draft, aren't they?
Like, that's the logical conclusion to the direction
that we're heading in right now,
unless we make some serious changes.
I mean, it's already, it's...
I've already heard rumors that Fifth Group
is gonna be sending guys to Iraq
because of the escalated situation with Iran now.
Yeah.
I mean, most Americans aren't aware of it.
We've, our troops in Iraq and Syria
have been attacked 150 plus times.
by iranian proxies and we say a hundred and fifty plus times holy shits a lot of
times iranian proxies we have to be clear on what that is that's the iraqi
government that we pay because after the iraqi military spent two trillion on
surrendered to isis we had to go back in there in very short order military
back up again and guess who filled the breach the shea militias controlled by
iran did and there you go the iraqi government's controlled by iran so these
Yes, so there it is. And so just keep this in mind. And now we'll watch it, okay?
Because I did want to get to it, but yeah. Anyway, let me see if I can find Tucker.
Okay, let's watch it.
Yet Iran is not a threat. Okay, here we go.
I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran.
Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation.
Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation. How did you reach that conclusion?
I think this is key. I mean, this would be more challenging to explain had the
Secretary of State, the President, and the Speaker of House, the House not come out
and said that we conducted this attack at this time because the Israelis were
about to do so. So that takes away the argument that there was an imminent
threat. As in Iran was planning to attack us immediately.
Everybody gets so focused about this imminent threat idea than me. I think that if they weren't an imminent threat good
That means it's easier to get them
Get them while they got the guard down
Just simply did not exist me I ask you to pause and so I've heard people say that and this just happened
But history has a way of getting rewritten in real time and then you look back 10 or 15 20 25 years later
Secretary of State Marco Rubio.
And so the president made the very wise decision.
We knew that there was going to be an Israeli action.
We knew that that would precipitate an attack against American forces.
And we knew that if we didn't preemptively go after them before they launched those attacks,
we would suffer higher casualties and perhaps even higher those killed.
And then we would all be here answering questions about why we knew that indeed.
Okay, so that is his almost contemporaneous explanation.
and it's not off hand. He reasons it out. He explains there's a logic chain there and he says
We knew not that Iran was obvious that we were going to attack Iran
Like we didn't just teleport all the aircraft carriers over there. We knew that was what was going to happen
That's all we moved all the aircraft carriers over. I don't see why people act like this is some spontaneous action
I was going to attack. It's very odd to be right. He said we knew that Israel was really on attack Iran and in
retaliation for those attacks by Israel against Iran Iran
might attack American forces. So the imminent threat that the Secretary of State is describing
is not from Iran, it's from Israel.
Exactly. And I think this speaks to the broader issue. Who is in charge of our policy in the
Middle East? Who is in charge of when we decide to go to war? In this case, there
will be an imminent attack.
With what the Secretary described and later on the President, later on the Speaker
of the House and in the way the events played out, the Israelis drove the decision
to take this action, which we knew would set off a series of events, meaning the Iranians
would retaliate. Now, I think there's a potential there where we could have done several different
things. We could have simply said to the Israelis, no, you will not. And if you do, then we
will take something away from you. I think that it's fine that we offer defense to
Israel. But when we're providing the means for their defense, we get to dictate the
terms of when they go on the offensive, otherwise they stand to lose that relationship.
And the Israelis felt emboldened that no matter what they did, no matter what situation they put
us in, that they could go ahead and take this action and we would just have to react.
So that's what they're saying. And again, who knows whether that's true or not. Oh,
here we go. There's this one again. And let me scroll down. Joe Kent was booked on Tucker
Carl's show an hour after his resignation when the show released there are hundreds of accounts
posting the same clip with the same messaging all at once.
I don't know guys, seems very odd. Who knows, Asman's vague posting now? Well, here's what I think
happened. I think that even if Israel was going to attack Iran, it was still the right action
to do. Whether it was Israel that did it first or Israel forced our hand or not,
It was the right action to attack. What is this here?
What happened?
Are we good? Is we good?
It's a Twitch F. Kink is fine. I think Rumble's fine, too. It's just for some reason.
What the hell? I wonder why that happened.
and uh... crash yeah uh... yeah that's weird
what the fuck man
well anyway uh... i don't know what that was
just some stupid ass twitch bull shit as always
they're attacking you know yes clearly
and uh... refresh fixed it okay good
yeah usually sometimes that stuff happens it's not that big of a surprise
and uh... anyway i reloaded for some reason yeah who the fuck knows
but anyway uh... it's revealed to cross was boldly show i i mean an hour after
after that, I mean like what is that? So here we go, let's take a look at this here, the
Thomas Crooks surveillance tapes haven't been released. Alright, let's watch this.
The current president was the subject of a near successful assassination attempt like
recently. Yeah. And we're just not going to look into very obvious leads or divulge
information that everyone knows they have. For example, the surveillance tape from
the shooting range at which Thomas Crooks trained, because it would answer the question,
training with somebody and if so who they have that footage and they won't release it.
What could possibly be the explanation for that?
I know what the result is.
The result is people come to their own conclusions and this is where crazy conspiracy theories
come from.
And then there's conspiracy theories usually easy to debunk or make the people saying
them sound crazy so then the actual question never gets answered.
Sorry, can you say that?
For people who haven't lived and watched it, I try to explain this to people all
all the time because this has been ongoing since at least the Kennedy assassination.
But this is a very serious and reoccurring thing.
It's a tactic and you just explained it better than anyone ever.
Can you just do that again if you can recall it from your mind?
Yeah.
I mean, so basically you give no information whatsoever on something that's obvious that
there should be information.
Like you outlined like there's potentially footage of crooks at the shooting range.
Again, police 101.
Go get the tapes.
Let's figure it out.
If you don't want to address that question, then you just, you go silent and you say,
you can't ask that question, which then creates people.
Makes everybody ask the question.
Because people are like, well, why don't you want us to ask that?
You can come out of a kind of nowhere and they start drawing their own conclusions,
knowing the way the internet works.
I mean, half of them, if not more, are probably going to be so far off in the left field
and made by legitimate cooks or bots that then you can just be like, oh, these people
asking these questions about the tape at the video range.
Space aliens.
They're all crazy conspiracy theorists.
They say it's a UAP or whatever and so then you've just diverted all attention away from
the thing that you're trying to conceal and now everyone's focused on the crazies.
And then the second someone asks a legitimate question, they're crazy.
Man, how about that?
What a surprise.
FBI trained them.
That's why everybody fucking knows who stopped pretending.
They fucked children.
What are we stupid?
I think that there is, this is what's happened with the Epstein files is that a lot of
people ever since the Epstein files just assert the most insane conspiracy theories and they actually
think that they're real without even questioning whether that's accurate or not. I think that's
what's happened a lot is that as soon as that's come out people just basically come to any
conclusion they want and they just assume that it's true. Israel did not, yeah Israel is because
of everything. It was the sea, everything bad that happens is a CIA plant, etc. Joe Kent and
Carlson's groups are shared by Iranian regime state media in the space of four hours. What a big surprise
I could expect this and let me scroll back down and find the rest of them here and
No, it's not this at all. Oh, this is the this is the the thing about him getting exposed. Oh, here we go
You have maximum pressure sanctions and if you come after us
We will hit you hard and now got the protesters out on the street. Yeah, that's actually what the regime feared the most
I don't think the Iotola feared dying not because he you know, it's
some crazy lunatic I'm sure some degree of the Shia martyrdom culture played a
factor in that. However, I think he knew that if he was killed the regime would
survive because the people would rally around the regime.
Ah, geez guys then why were they celebrating? So this is also the, oh here we go, was
Iran on the verge of getting a nuclear weapon? Here we go.
Was Iran on the verge of getting a nuclear weapon?
No, they weren't, you know, three weeks ago and this started and they weren't in June either.
I mean, the Iranians have had a religious ruling of Fatwa against actually developing a nuclear weapon since 2004.
But I thought they said they were making a nuclear weapon.
So let me get this straight.
inspection agency said that they're developing uranium at a level that's
weapons grade
the united states as they're making a nuclear weapon
and they say they're making a nuclear weapon so all three of the every single
uh... every single object not objective but like every single
uh... authority in the subject all says they're making a nuclear weapon
they all say that so so all three of them
iran america and the i a a a
it's all a conspiracy because actually they're not
this is ridiculous
place in two thousand four
that's available in the public sphere but then also we had no intelligence to
indicate
but that's why it was being disobeyed or it was on the cusp of being lifted
the iranian strategy it's actually pretty pragmatic iranians are
but obviously aware of what's taking place in their region
and their strategy
was to not completely abandon their nuclear program because they saw what
happened to Muammar Gaddafi in Libya
when he said, hey, I've got no more nukes, I'll do what you say, I'll give up my nukes.
And then we gave him the Nobel Peace Prize?
Yeah, we regime changed him and he was executed by his own people in the most
horrific way. Oh, sodomized by a bayonet.
So that's the lesson I think that the entire region took from that.
So they weren't getting rid of the nuclear program? Yes, exactly. So why wouldn't he
resign them?
Larry Clinton.
I don't know. I think he misspoke. Iran never said they were ever making a nuke. I think
that there is an instance of the foreign minister referring to that and also saying that
they had a bunch of enriched uranium.
But the neocon neoliberal warmongers, that's the lesson that they showed everyone in the
region. And then conversely, the Iranians also knew that if they came out and said, okay,
we've got a nuke, whether they were bluffing or not, Saddam Hussein, Iraq right next door.
So they kind of had this.
And he hung, I think.
He was hung by his own people after a bloody war that's still essentially going on.
Right, Bozo.
Inside of Iraq. So the Iranians' position when viewed from the lens of the region
was actually fairly pragmatic. They were preventing themselves from developing a bomb,
They still wanted the ability.
They wanted the ability to enrich.
They wanted the ability to have.
That's right.
And why would they want that?
Have some components so that they weren't completely stripped
of it.
And when we always assess that they were either several months
or a year, two years away from actually being
able to develop a nuclear weapon.
And that's not because the Iranians are stupid people.
I think we can tell right now
that the Iranians are anything but stupid.
They had the ability, I think, that the brain power
to actually develop one.
or they could have simply traded a ton of oil
with Pakistan or someone else
to actually get a nuclear weapon.
They were not doing that.
We had no intelligence to indicate that they were.
Right.
And I guess that's the reason why they were doing it
in the middle of the, in the middle of a mountain
with like massively reinforced and everything.
So now it's not imminent threat,
but it's month away at any given point.
Well, that's the reason why is that
they kept moving it back, right?
That's it.
And so that's clearly what happened.
And this is about Charlie Kirk as well.
If they're so smart,
then why did the leaders have the boom meetings?
I wonder why.
And Iran threatened by implication to make a nuke,
but they have no future without Russia and China.
So there's no way that actually make a nuke
unless they're more dumb than I think they are.
Well, I mean, they're bombing other random countries
that have nothing to do with the conflict.
I think that you could expect
that they're actually dumb as hell.
Like if you had to ask me,
that's kind of what I would assume.
I think that's exactly what's happening.
He was single-minded and he walked off and he went, I believe, out of the oval.
So when one of President Trump's closest advisers who is vocally advocating for us to not go
to war with Iran.
Explain to me, was this here Joe Kent was silent while trying to investigate Charlie
Cook's assassination at Ford and Influence or not?
Do you really trust what this guy is saying?
Why do you trust what this guy is saying?
he's saying things that he spent years saying the opposite of. Why would you, why would you
trust what he's saying? I'm asking you, like, why would you come, like, why would you come to that
conclusion. It's like, you know, let's listen to it. Either
lied then or now either way is a liar. Yeah. Or he's got to reconcile why he said that
we should have gone after Iran and Hezbollah and Hamas and all these people were huge threats.
And then whenever we do it, somehow this is the wrong decision.
I mean, because you're going to change your thoughts, explain the reasoning behind
the change. Yeah. Well, the thing is that if a situation changes, it makes sense
to change your perspective. I think that's smart. But when a situation doesn't change
and you're just changing your mind and not even explaining it, I think that's confusing.
He was somebody who trusted in Trump and still thinks he can get out of this in a good manner.
He didn't even hate him now based on the interview. But why would you trust somebody
who said the opposite? Like he's never explained that at all. Like do you really think,
I'm gonna ask you like just think about this yourself. Do you think that it doesn't it seem weird to you that he?
Totally 180 his position on you know Iran's threat in
seemingly less than like a couple of years
That seems very very interesting
And none of this is explained or rationalized at all
Why do you think he changed his mind? Because he said that Iran, well, let me ask you this,
would a country that's funded 150 terror attacks on American citizens or American troops be considered
an imminent threat, I would think that they are. And I would also think that even if you
don't want to use the word imminent threat, I would say that they are a threat that's
worth dealing with. They're obviously a threat that's worth dealing with. I mean, duh,
Of course.
If you were to advance 180,
regarding Trump's, people go where their interests are.
Well then, what's, why is his interest
in not doing that?
He does an interview.
He talks about how Trump in his first term,
had great military policy,
agreed with very much with it.
Yeah, but why is this not a good military policy?
What's the reason why?
I'm not seeing it.
Yeah, I'm really not seeing it.
I assume he changed his tune
when he realized attacking Iran wasn't just rhetoric.
Yeah, I think that's what happened.
and for us to rethink at least our relationship with the Israelis.
And then he's suddenly publicly assassinated, and we're not going to ask any questions about
that.
It's data point.
It's a data point that we need to look into.
What do you mean when you say we're not allowed to ask any questions about that?
We've been told that this individual, Robinson, is the lone government, and maybe he is.
But the investigation that I was a part of, the National Counterterrorism Center,
was a part of.
were stopped from continuing to investigate. And the FBI will say that they stopped that
because they wanted to have to turn everything over to the Utah State authorities. Everything
is going to trial. It's very, very sensitive. But there was still a lot for us to look into
that I can't really into. But there was still linkage for us to investigate that we needed
to run down. I'm not making any conclusions. I'm not saying that.
No, I don't think you are.
Because of this, this happened. I'm not saying that at all. I'm just saying there's
unanswered questions. We know the pressure because of the text messages that have been
made public that Charlie was under a lot of pressure from a lot of pro-Israel donors.
And again, we know Charlie was advocating to President Trump against this war with Iran.
And we knew at the end of the 12-day war, at the end of Midnight Hammer, that the Israelis
were going to come back and ask us to go back to war.
So we have a lot of data points between Butler, the assassination attempts against
President Trump, the breaches of his security, what happened to Charlie Kirk.
Can I ask you to pause on the Charlie Kirk just because it upsets me to hear
what you're saying to be reminded that he was murdered, but also to hear you confirm
what was reported in the media several months ago that your office had been blocked from
investigating his murder.
That does not make sense to me.
I don't understand why you would ever turn down help in an investigation from a U.S.
agency with a lot of experience in gathering intelligence and things like your job.
The FBI will say, and the DOJ will say that because it's an ongoing case, it's a Utah
State case that, back off, they've got it.
They've got a smoking case.
They've got the fingerprints on the gun, and they've got the case.
But the FBI was involved in the case?
Yeah, the FBI was involved.
The FBI's basically said that they're...
It's a bias, maybe.
...affirming to the use of these, because it's now a state case.
But they've established a precedent for federal investigation of this crime.
Yeah.
And the National Counterterrorism Center's mandate is to investigate any foreign
ties to see if there's potentially any foreign ties.
If we don't find any foreign ties, we back off.
What I'm saying if I get into too much detail is there was more for us to investigate.
You believe there was re...
So he's trying to...
So he's saying that there's a chance that a foreign power killed Charlie Kirk.
He's in to investigate foreign ties to Charlie Kirk's murder and we're told by the FBI,
DOJ?
FBI and DOJ, yeah.
No, you're not allowed to investigate that.
Stop.
It's done.
They basically cut off our access to be able to get into that information.
Look, I didn't even say necessarily I believe there's 100% for ties. There were that I just I'm gonna be honest
Something about this doesn't seem right to me something seems suspicious seems a little bit questionable to me
Him leaking after leaving is making me lean towards believing that he leaked stuff while still in his position
So, like, you have all these things together, right?
Let me finish the clip and then I'll talk about it.
The points that we needed to investigate, I mean, I think anybody who's even, you know,
looked at any kind of police investigation, you get 100 leads, you run down and 99 don't
mean anything.
We still had a lot more leads to run down that pertain to some kind of a foreign nexus
that we were stopped from investigating and, you know.
Which, I mean, it doesn't mean necessarily it was Israel, by the way.
I mean, like, it could have been another country.
I mean, I think people could expect that it's Israel, but like it's not guaranteed.
That just strikes me as, uh, inconceivable that that could happen.
Holy shit.
And, uh, why would the director of counterterrorism be investigating Charlie's death?
Well, because the person who killed him was a terrorist because Charlie Kirk was a political
activist and, uh, you know, he got killed.
I think that's the reason why.
So, uh, yeah, isn't he doing exactly what he explained, people, uh, who don't want
questions doing deflect until people make their own narrative and then talk about the narrative.
I think that's kind of what happened, but even questioning this will alert the puppet masters.
What are you talking about? Will alert the puppet masters. Everybody's talking about this openly,
constantly. Like this is in the public sphere all the time. Like what do you mean?
Beard, thanks for your five subs. I appreciate it, man. Thank you very much.
So when Charlie Kirk was killed, there was a book released on Amazon about the
earlier Charlie Kirk, that book was published in Amazon the day before he was killed. I mean,
I don't know about that. I have no idea. But like, let me go back. I'll scroll down and we'll get
the rest of these here. But overall, like, I think that this is my honest opinion about this,
you know, Joe Kent guy. I think something about this is problematic. I don't know what it is.
But there's a lot of suspicious behavior that is very confusing to me. So like, for example,
the fact that he's been cooperating and you know like sorry he had been getting investigated
from leaking stuff even beforehand before he even resigned the fact that he joined and he signed up
to do Tucker's show an hour right after he left I think that just you know like logistically it
means that there was probably some kind of coordination you know ahead of time I think
there's probably that too. I also think that, you know, him changing his position on Iran in such a,
in my opinion, dramatic way without really an explanation for why. I don't think that makes
sense to me either. A lot of this seems very sus. And I think that a lot of people, I mean,
the fact is like this guy is a patriot. And, you know, he is a war hero for sure he is.
And so like it's worth listening to what he's saying, but I really don't trust him. I don't. I don't trust what he's saying
I think there's something that's wrong here
He seems strangely confident in his lack of consequences. Yeah, I guess so if the state ordered Charlie Kirk's murder tyler robinson would not be alive
Maybe I don't know and he was one of the ones screaming that we should hit Iran as soon as possible just to switch up
Yeah, I think so do you think you're biased towards what's happening right now or do you show both sides equally?
Well, I don't show both sides equally because both sides aren't equal
So like why would I do you think that I should be giving like equal time and equal airtime to like Iranian propaganda of like them making AI missiles
And stuff like that of course not
So no, I think that I've covered it in a way that's accurate and that's that that's what matters to me
Right is that if I'm covering it in a way that's accurate. I think that's what that's what really matters
Like besides that I mean who the fuck knows anyway because our cross-on minutes the exact same clip is posted as well
That's not really a big surprise either F-35 a combat landing the regime is claiming responsibility. Let me scroll down
I'll look at the other ones. Oh, here we go. We'll watch this too
And I think the truth is that a lot of these people can't actually talk about what happened
Look at Ben swan who covered pizza gate. I haven't seen that at all. He quit because he was getting investigated
I think that's possible that he quit because he was getting investigated
I'm not saying that's what happened and I'm not like really accusing anything
But I think that it's very suspicious that that happened and I don't necessarily know why
This you know, I mean if an attempted murder of a presidential candidate and then there's another assassination attempt
There's been multiple public breaches of president Trump security
Over the last year
Right, and then you know Charlie Kirk is killed publicly in a very horrific way
And we're not really even allowed to look into that. Okay. Okay. Listen folks
Yeah, this part I have to just leave here. This is some of the most disgusting unethical and immoral stuff I have ever seen
Leveraging the death of my good friend
His brutal murder his assassination
I don't trust Bongino. Yeah, I don't either. I don't completely trust Bongino. I don't trust Joe Kent
I don't trust Tucker Carlson. I don't trust any of these people. I don't
The whole thing everything like it's like everybody somehow. There's some other play
There's something that's uncertain. I just don't get it guys. I really don't
Watch it's very confusing or for your podcast
the periods of court no of course we trust baby of course you're disgusting he would never thank you
for your service to the country you're also disgusting man this is filth this is just filth
i wasn't allowed to ask questions joe ken i'm just gonna leave that there folks and all you people
defending him right now i'll accept your apology later you watch you weren't allowed to ask questions
I'm not sure about that, show you what that is on the record Joe.
You weren't allowed to ask questions, really.
Man, I wonder why he is saying it like that, I don't know.
I don't even have to look into that at all and Charlie Kirk was one of President Trump's
closest.
One of Candace Owens was right about everything.
Mr. Advisors, he also had to compete against the war with Iran.
He was in the office.
He did?
fascinating because I've had conversations with Charlie too. I don't talk about them because
the man's dead and I don't like to invoke his name for podcast. People are saying that they're
treating Charlie Kirk statements that like conversations he had with people like the
Hadiths for like the podcasters. I thought that was pretty funny. That's okay. Only to remember him
and I'm not going to do it now. You sure that's how Charlie felt?
That one is like
Charlie we're gonna play
It's on hinge. It's so ridiculous, isn't it? And what the fuck are you doing right now? Well, I'm telling the truth
That's the reason why I'm looking at I'm telling the truth and look at that
The thing is that everybody else tries to make shit up. I don't and that's really I feel like a lot of people spent
Tough camera angle it sure is. Oh my god
And Candace Owen said I had a dream. Yeah, except for somebody in the dream went and told her
You know what was going on in the dream, right?
And they told us they didn't is that it on the oh, this is it
Oh, yeah, Joe can't Iran has a religious order banning the development of nuclear weapons Iran wouldn't abandon their nuclear weapons program because
Yeah, seems very interesting to me, right? I mean, I don't know. I'm not understanding this very well
Oh, and I did see there's this too. This is also very good. Just a little bonus event
here. CBS News is now investigating the same places that Charlie Kirk, that Nick Shirley
went to in his new video. Well, CBS is doing the Nick Shirley investigation thing and finding
massive fraud in Los Angeles, a salon, a modeling agency, and 89 hospices. We visited
a three-story LA building called Ground Zero for fraud. We went to look ourselves. Wow,
what a surprise. I bet across the entire U.S., the fraud is $100 billion. It is not $100
billion. It's over a trillion dollars. Okay? Like, anybody thinking it's less than that
is not, yeah, you are not paying attention to how bad this really is. Is your video
still copyright claim? Would you abandon your weapons program when your main enemy has enough
to turn the Middle East into a glass parking lot? Well, I don't know about that if they have like a
nuclear weapons or not. I mean, but that's what they're trying to do. And let me go back. I'll
try and see if there's a anymore. Oh, wow. They brought Nick Shirley on there. Oh, shit. Okay,
let's look at it. Here we go. We asked and so did you. We asked the governor of California.
we ask questions like this does the governor see any need to wrap up oversight for daycare receiving
medical funds you previously mentioned california's ban on new hospices is the state doing anything
to crack down on existing hospice businesses that may be engaging in alleged fraud does nicks
surely's video showing empty office suites appearing to operate as hospice concern governor
nuesome and we get the same thing you get nick which is means right they they dress you up
Where did my tax money go?
Is this his new hoodie?
I like that hoodie.
They say bad things about you, like you're the enemy.
The governor should be-
Your tax dollars are being reallocated to migrants and third-worlders so they can live the American
dream and you have to pay for it.
And you know what?
We want to bring Nick Shirley onto our team so that we can get to the bottom of all
this stuff.
Yes.
The governor of California is an enemy to the people of California.
He's literally working to support the fraudsters, meanwhile he could be working to expose the
fraud.
He is getting better at talking.
He is.
What if in like 30 years Nick Shirley is like Obama level speaker because he got made fun
of so much for being bad at public speaking that he actually just got a lot better at
it?
You know, he's like building up momentum.
i mean how how stupid you have to be to say
okay let's go after the guy who's exposing the fraud let's not go after the
by the way i uh...
so i we had a situation with my and next video
that like is he uploaded his video and then i uploaded me watching the video
and talking about it
and uh... basically his video got taken down to do a copyright claim and so
did mine
so both of our videos got taken down to do a copyright claim actually
message them about it
I don't really know what happened. We didn't really talk about what happened, but it's resolved now both of the videos are back up and everything's back to normal
That is what he's doing when he's actually
Chasing all day when he makes out these statements and all he does is I don't know how people who are
Shown in the fraud why didn't he say hey Nick great video?
How can we help right? That's what I would say was wow great video. How did you find this?
Where did you go and where are you going next so we can find somebody to go with you?
I think that would be a common response exactly because these tax dollars don't say right or left on that
They don't see a Republican or Democrat right each tax dollar is a dollar for the American people and when they go in and steal these
Dollars from us. They're not robbing just the liberal Democrat in California. They're robbing everyone. Yeah
Everybody gets mad at the person for exposing the fraud. How crazy do you have to because he has he's he's
the thing is that now people are starting to realize this is a bribe. This is a
bribery system where they are bribing third-worlders and migrants and
immigrant communities into voting for them by overlooking fraud in those
communities and saying that it's okay. That's what's happening. I need to think
with that logic. Yeah. Yeah, so this is all by design. It's not like this is
happening randomly. No, it's happening intentionally and it's being done on purpose. And now you
have more news agencies that are like saying, Hey, you know, maybe we should look at this
too, because this random guy is making us look bad, right? I think there's that too.
Aiden Ross, oh, I see this. Okay, let me watch this.
You're lying
Wow oh
My god, this isn't even a biggest channel
Yeah, yes, I'm a biggest channel
He's so big on YouTube. Yeah any post like bro five videos at like seven times a day. That's right
That's right. We should but didn't know he was allowed. I love as well, bro. I
Love as been dude. Yeah, I don't want to put Aiden in a situation right? He knows a loud bro. What? Yeah
I love as when you could stream whatever the fuck you want, bro. My man. My man. Always dude next time
I would love as me to come do some brand risk commentating. That'd be fun. Oh
I was I want to link. I really do want to link up with them and fucking meet him and shit
Seems like a really good guy train. We gotta do it. Oh great legal. What is it now?
And train really vouchers hard for a lot of not a lot of people and
Train even speaks out so highly of him and vouchers, you know, that's my boy
10 years
10 years
I'm no train
It's like the thing is that you have to think about all the drama and everything that I've had with like, you know
like other people around us like me train ex-qc adin like i've never ever ever roached out on any
of them and they've never done that to me either it's never happened that's a lot there's like
maybe four or five other people that are like that that are like still in that community that
that have never roached.
They have never roached, not even once.
Hello, well, Henry, really.
That was some good scouting.
That's right.
Nice train calls, we all do, dude.
Yeah.
And now we'll come down as well.
Dude, there's so much bullshit behind the scenes.
Like, the fact that train is not live is just crazy.
Like, he's the go to this shit, like.
I don't know what's going on.
Honestly, like, I was getting a message
like see like what's going on with that but like I didn't I didn't want to get
involved in case it was like a personal thing or something else so yeah no I
mean like I was bullshit yeah I don't know like I think it's something that's
happening it's more complicated than like a stream thing but I could be wrong
about it and I don't want to really I don't want to go and be like oh yeah
this is it that's it or whatever else right and so oh here we go let's watch
Check Neo Burr's post about you.
Somebody said that earlier in chat.
Let me see how it pulled up.
Where is it?
There's a lot of these.
Scroll up.
Oh, I guess I just posted a response.
So, there's Zach, wanna let you know,
this is one of the people who's been very outspoken
about, no, this is somebody else.
Sorry, I thought it was Nehobarraka.
I don't know if it's somebody else.
But, Jack, I want to let you know how grateful we are,
Iranians, using a huge platform to be a voice
of the oppressed and voice of people of Iran.
When Iran is free, I can't wait to invite you
to come celebrate our freedom with us.
Thank you for being our voice.
When so many have been trying to silence us,
we see you, we see your efforts, and we appreciate you.
So, obviously, I reposted, you know,
replied with, you know, one of my little memes, right?
There it is.
And so, you see a lot more of these.
And, yeah, I'm glad to see it, man.
I am, I do appreciate it.
I mean, again, I try to speak out for what I think is the right thing to do, right?
I try to be fair, I try to be honest, I try to say things that I think are accurate and
genuine and that's all I really can do.
I think that's all anybody can do.
So to me, that's the way I always try to be, right?
I mean, and if people are mad about it or not, doesn't really matter to me.
I don't give a shit.
People get mad because, you know, the truth is, it is one thing.
And also, you know, like right now I've had a lot of pushback for like things that I've
said about the Iran War I have.
I've had a lot of people trying to attack me from both sides.
And the reason why is that neither side is American.
That's the reason why.
I'm getting attacked from, you know, like super pro-Israel people for, you know, like
being like some kind of like Nazi or some other bullshit.
But I'm also getting attacked from people that are, you know, very pro-Iran for
for being Islamophobic.
And I think, honestly, Aspen was done so much
for Iran speaking out for our people,
millions of people in the world know what it is.
When Iran is free,
don't be surprised the street is named for some regime mullah
to Aspen will pull the guys.
I did see this, yeah, this is a bit much, right?
It is, but if they do that,
I don't even know what I'm gonna say.
I'll be right back, give me a second.
And yeah, let me, let me, I'll talk about this.
All right, all right, I'm back. Give me a second.
Ah, excuse me.
But no, I know that there's been a lot of people that have been appreciative of me talking about
it. I have been, and I appreciate people talking, you know, like saying thank you.
And there's a lot of people that are hostile and angry about me, but,
you know, I think there's a lot of people that are happy about it too.
So, uh, what was this here, Asp- Aspongol-Vatola?
I knew Ayatollah. I don't know about that, man.
But, uh, again, and I think that that's the way that I really judge it,
is that I see there's a lot of people that are Iranian, uh, that are saying thank you,
but there's a lot of Americans that are saying that I'm bad.
Well, it looks like if I'm advocating for Iranians, that that's a good thing.
And, uh, you know, again, I don't even think that those people even care about Iran.
The only reason why they're talking about it at all, is just so they can effectively take advantage of a situation like that, for themselves, right?
That's it.
And so, uh, you do good work, brother. I try to, right? As much as I can, but it's hard to do it, you know, every single time.
Oh, there's an article about, oh god, Hasan anti-Semitism.
Oh boy. I saw it, yeah. I looked to the bathroom.
I saw it, obviously.
Of course.
Of course there we go
No, it's muted perfect are already turned
Most of these weapons that could be utilized against Iran are already turned
Hassan this isn't content. Why do these people care about what your non-expert has has has to say all about all this
You're a cosplayer bro quit yapping
Um, if I catch you if I look at your your comments in the asmongold chat and I find out that
Says nothing to do with me
It has nothing to do with it. What does this have to do with me?
You're glazing his analysis. Will you feel a sense of shame or no? I
Think he has mod in my chat right? He can do that. I'm not a missile artist. I am not a map artist
I'm a political artist. It's ironic because yes, I do it free get paid. Actually, this is literally my area of expertise when it comes to
international relations when it comes to
The talking about anti-imperialism not only do I have a degree in just this
Uh-huh, but also on top of that
I I've spent the last decade or so talking about exactly this scenario, which is what's going to make it so much better
whenever the Islamic regime finally crumbles, and through the collective attacks of, you know,
seemingly now more countries involved with Iran, when they finally crush this Islamic terrorism
that's been plaguing the world, like a fucking cancer for almost 50 years, and we kill all the
Hezbollah, Hamas, Houthi terrorists, whenever we get rid of the Iranian regime, and things become
better because they move away from this extremism, it's going to be beautiful. It will be.
There you go. So no, in comparison to the average commentator in the United States of America.
Eventually that will happen. I think Israel is actually doing what it takes.
They are systematically killing every single leader that they have.
I got it. You know, you don't say it a lot, but that's a W for Israel. That's what you do. You
keep killing them until they stop respawning. Okay, both to my right and, you know, the liberal
concomitators as well. I do have the specific knowledge to communicate about events such as
this one. Analyze them, interpret them, and educate the public on them. Thank God. Thank
We're so lucky on the other hand you can yeah, I mean chaperon free holy baited law
It basically goes to show exactly what you're trying to get out of this
But yeah contrary to your favorite content creator
I do have a degree in this as that yeah
I don't have a degree in any of us and the thing is that if
You've gotten a degree and you've dedicated your entire life to this and meanwhile
I cover this while I'm waiting for a video game for me to come out and my coverage gets more attuned
And it gets like the vice president retweeting me people are agreeing with me
You know people wanting to come on my show getting invited constantly in the mainstream media, etc
Like if you've dedicated your entire life into this and you've tried so hard and meanwhile
I do this as like, you know a part of my content and
I'm just like dramatically outperforming right like it's not even remotely close. I
Don't know what to say
I mean, like, yeah, I mean, good job, you know, like, people have a degree in gender studies.
Yeah.
Just this, right?
This is what I studied.
Wow.
And this is what I've been doing for the past 10 years, which is precisely the reason
why my analysis so far has been, oh, Crowder called you a commie cosplayer today, so these
people were told what to think about you today.
is that what it is? Yes, Stephen Crowder is a great example of a person who is not very knowledgeable,
but simply regurgitates American Enterprise Institute talking points, for example. That's like one
great example. He's a bad person overall, and not very knowledgeable on these issues as well.
They're just repeating whatever kind of talk points they're getting from Israeli think tanks.
So
Most israelis that could be why would Israel do this?
Okay. Yeah, so this had nothing to do with me at all. I don't get it
I don't know what this is mind you every stream all Stephen does is his facts and sources or LinkedIn descriptions
I mean, I don't know. I have no idea and
It's walking to a logical fallacy studying the college degree to give you moral superiority. Where can I sign up?
any college and I don't yeah it's either your fault or Israel's fault well
Israel's paying me to do it I think that's that's really how everything fits
together let me see if there's any more of these tech tone banned on YouTube for
a week excessive swearing I don't know exactly about that I'd have to go I
mean if he if he needs help or anything like that he can reach out if
he wants to so what is this your USA stop and little shipments are
necessary to keep the hospitals functioning is relevant loser well why
why are they stopping the shipments well maybe it's because cuba has been uh...
you know who was who was guarding maduro a bunch of fucking cubans so what
that's what happens never you put yourself in a position where your
oppositional in your supporting people that run drugs into the country
like uh... if cuba wasn't a shithole that's running drugs and then
circumstantial and running drugs into america you wouldn't have had the u
s doing that so uh... again
this is what these people do this is up by the way this is bullshit right i
love this news app. Oh, right. Yeah, people said Eddie got killed in a in a wreck right
that total, total bullshit. Oh, okay, we've got one more of these. All right, let's take
a look at it. You see the asthma returns to wow video. No, I saw that it got posted,
but I haven't watched it myself. Here we go. Cuba should just be considered lower
Florida. It will be right. The Crimson Desert reviews, I'm going to get to that.
I'm probably going to get to that pretty soon because like there's only a couple
more of these things that I want to look at and then I want to talk about some of the crimson
desert stuff the game comes out in an hour and I also we have to go over after a man
we have to I require us going over after a man but before I do that I will look at a
couple more okay seven minutes yes okay let's see if it's gonna audio is gonna come
Come on.
Okay.
I think I've done a pretty good interview.
From what, like, context?
Because if-
I think I've done a pretty good interview.
From what, like, context?
Because if it's from the context of what you guys reached out was your intention,
and I would say that you've done a pretty shitty job.
All right.
All right, I'll learn about you and that was what I was trying to give you the opportunity to do well
No, I know I think that's that's totally fair and that's I applaud you for that but not one
You know question about about looks maxing. There's been so many questions about looks maxing
I probably asked me about looks maxing like 40 times. Hmm. I just don't know the specific science
I'm not in the community
Okay
Well, I mean like if you were to ask about like, you know
Maybe something in regards to hair. I can't wait to watch this. I can't I cannot wait to watch this Andrew Andrew
If he sees this just publish the entire thing
No cuts because you remember what happened with Nick Shirley
Like it and you ended up looking bad because of that right and like you know
You could say whether you were right or wrong or whatever, but it was not a good situation
I'm ready to watch this. I want to watch the entire full video
unedited, uncut, everything.
Or if you don't wanna upload on your main channel,
at least put it on your second channel
and then upload it, you know, like,
or put it on Twitter or something like that,
like whenever you upload the main video.
Andrew on the decline.
No, I feel like Raw's only on Patreon,
but this is special, this is special.
I'm like, there's really nothing that you-
Yeah, it's your hair loss.
What?
You see what I mean?
You're telling me what to ask.
So when you wake up every single morning
You take a look in the mirror. You're 100% satisfied with every single thing.
Andrew is?
Is that what you're talking about?
Yeah, more or less.
Okay, dude.
All right.
I guess that's just...
If you want to be completely disingenuous, that's fine with me.
of me the background laugh yes I'm gonna be honest like I think Andrew kind of
mauged him here I think he did I think he did
I guess there's just no point to continue.
Alright, thank you.
He's lying though.
I think Andrew is lying.
Andrew lied to him and he also mugged him at the same time.
I think that's it.
The way Andrew took over. Yeah, and the thing is that he wouldn't have mauled them. Here's the way that Andrew mauled clav
Was with his feet watch
For 100% satisfied what every single thing is that what you're talking about. Yeah more or less
Christ power move. Oh
My god
Oh my damn bro like shit
Oh shit!
Okay, dude.
He got posh your money, dude!
I guess that's just...
If you want to be completely...
And he didn't know what to say!
It's a genius.
That's fine with me.
I guess there's just no point to continue.
Alright.
Oh my god, you can see a chat in the background too!
Oh my god, that's a frame log ever seen one? Yes!
And good news only give you so far. I mean listen like being good-looking and like being you know good to look at
I think is so important. It's super fucking important, and I think people downplay it massively
I think it's tremendously
Impactful I think it affects like it's it's like having charisma in a video game. It's a huge not for men
That's not true. It's absolutely beneficial for men
Anybody who says it's not is out of their fucking mind and that's it. You got all wrong
Look at the particular details Andrew's legs closed defense clav open legs dominance
Yeah, but like that would be true if he crosses legs closer to him
But the fact that he put his his feet inside of clav space and he just leaned back like that
That's because he was not perceiving a threat
That's it. That's the reason why and you guys don't shit
No, I've had like friends of my life basically like I've grown up, right?
And I like I've looked through the way I was treated with different things and I've compared it to way other people are treated
And I said damn these are two different things. I said wow these are two different things
I think it makes a huge difference and a lot of people that don't believe that are coping out of their fucking mind
It absolutely matters. Never you're attractive it a hundred percent does and it's like the other stuff like it
The thing is everybody thinks that like, oh, I'm above that, even if you're above that doesn't mean everybody else is doesn't mean everybody else is
It comes with negatives too. I think that the negatives that you have for being attractive are primarily experienced by women
I think that women gain more advantages for being attractive, but they also gain more disadvantages whereas men gain less advantages
but they do exist, but they don't really have the same types of disadvantages that women do.
And it's nothing, again, it's nothing certain, it's nothing specific, but like that's it.
What you look like is the first information people get whenever they're determining whether you're not, you're likely to be competent.
All I'm saying is that if I go and I look at the amount of people that are making comments about me,
90% of it's about my parents, 90%.
People are not even talking about what I'm saying.
i think that's pretty substantial it is
and uh... for killing a police officer's right rock yes definitely for sure
and uh... oh god of this is some other falcon bullshit i i've even seen this at
all
and uh... let me scroll and find the rest of these
as it is basically what you're saying is usually true yet course it is being
good looking gets me free stuff even yet exactly it's a huge of the it's a
huge advantage
shows on stream we want to devotey on twenty-four seven channel the voting
what the hell is this
as many old twenty four seven tb with the
What the fu- Damn, what the fuck? Y'all-
God damn, what the fuck? Y'all made a whole website out of this?
Holy shit!
What the fu- God damn!
Oh my god, you guys are out of your fucking mind! Y'all are crazy!
Damn!
Aphroman? Okay!
Alright, yeah, good job guys, by the way, great job, alright.
Alright. So, Afroman. I don't even know where to begin. I will read this summary right now.
Cops raid Afroman's house for bullshit reasons. They steal money and break his door, fuck his house up.
up. No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. Afroman spends
the next three years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even
using footage from the raid from his own CCTV cameras. Songs had titles like Randy Walters
as a son of a bitch, Lickham Lo Lisa, accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and
sleeping with the other officer's wives. During the raid, one other officer looked like he
was about to eat a lemon pound cake sitting on Afroman's counter. Afroman made a whole
album calling the officer fat. I think this is a better way to frame it. Cops get mad
and file a lawsuit for defamation.
Aphroman turns up in court in the entire American flag suit.
Officers performatively mauled and cry while listening to the songs, really trying to oversell
how badly the songs upset them.
One officer was suing because Aphroman had made a whole song about him saying that
he was fucking the officer's wife.
When the officer was asked if Aphroman was really fucking his wife, he said, I don't
No, nuking his own case, establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might
be indeed fucking his wife.
As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputy's ex fucking wife.
Just a minute.
He said you had sex with your wife.
Yes.
And that's painted you in a false life.
It's caused tremendous pain in my life.
I'll get to that. We have to go through false life first.
So does it paint you in a false life?
Yes, that my wife is shooting one with Mr. Forman.
But we all know that's not true, correct?
I don't know.
Wait, you don't know if your wife's cheating on you or not?
You wanna go there?
No, I just wanna ask that question, and you really don't know.
I just wanna know if you're cheating.
I've been with that woman since middle school.
I would hope she wouldn't, but you know what?
Once somebody puts it out there for their fun and entertainment, it's out there.
Oh my god!
So it's something we cannot verify the truth of?
Is it a claim that can be verified true or false?
That's your point.
Oh my god.
So it's smooth.
I don't know, right?
Smartest cop?
I guess so.
So, this is the, okay, so we made another song?
Wait a minute.
Just a second.
Been with Hurston's been at school, but believe some random dude makes songs about him?
Yeah.
Just a minute. Sorry, his audio's broken.
Should have freedom of speech.
allowed to sing about my life. You know what he looks like? He looks like the American
hero character in a Japanese anime. This guy is the American that the Japanese think that
we all are. Yep. And police officers that violate my home steal my money should not
be allowed to sue me. In August 2022, Adams County deputies raided the home of
Joseph Foreman, better known as the rapper Afroman. They had a search warrant
tied to an investigation into possible drugs and kidnapping victims. They
didn't charge me for any crimes. They didn't find no large amounts of
marijuana or whatever narcotic they were saying. They didn't find any
kidnapping victims. Afroman was never charged with a crime after the
rate. Deputies seized thousands of dollars in cash that was later returned, but Afroman
says about $400 was never recovered. The rate also left damage throughout his home, and
he says the department told him it was not responsible for paying for the repairs.
Man used his own security footage from the raids in a music video to make money
to ease the damages sustained to his home.
I got freedom of speech and then I used my personal life to write my music.
I was gonna clean my room, but then I got who you-
I was gonna go to class, but then I got high.
Roll another one.
Oh my god!
Help me repair my gate. Will you help me repair my door?
I'm singing about what actually happened to me.
Deputies who appear in the video are now seeing the rapper for the damages caused by their faces being in the videos.
Hey, you raided your house. We steal your money. We disconnect your cameras.
That's right.
Now we need to sue you for saying something about it.
Afroman fired a counter-suit for the damages to his home, and Judge Jonathan Hines dismissed those charges in February.
they dismissed all of my claims with the click of a mouse in some little office
somewhere with
i mean really i i think that my shit must have broken it give me one second i
gotta fix this
w after that yeah bro this guy is like
the level of aura for this is just off the charts
it is it's totally out of control
it's like this should be illegal to even do
like it it should be illegal to show up to court with an american flag suit
because you're gonna win
that's it yeah you can't do it
you can't like bro it's unbeatable
rossu violates his free speech rights as an american
and as a working artist in the united states
as a working rapper
that raps for liven and pays taxes to america
with rap money. True. I need raw materials. Raw materials is my life experience. That's
a fact. It is. That's a fact. And so Billy Mitchell tactic? Yes, exactly. And I gotta
get one of these. Oh, here it is. Let's see how I pull it up. Give me a minute.
Yeah, Afroman is gonna do you.
OK.
Afroman drops a banger before the lawsuit.
So he made a song as like an intro song for his lawsuit.
I
From and we'll bring it to you
From and it's gonna do
From and it's gonna screw
My proofs on the internet
Brian newlin is a flag William is a pedophile
about if I'm telling folks the truth how come I have to go to trial newlin sex
than kids that's true now he's stealing my money to
my proofs on the internet
Afro man will bring it to ya
Afro man is gonna do ya
Afro man is gonna screw ya
I just love the internet.
Is he gonna bring up the other ones too?
Tasha Chandlin is a confidential informant
Roy Gabbard is the judge that signs fictitious war
and this whole situation is totally their fault
Don't rape me, don't get videoed and caught
Yeah, don't
Afro man will bring it to ya
Apple man is gonna do
Apple man is gonna screw ya
My proof's on the internet
Prosecutor David Kelly turned the jelly when they fell
Coward ran to Arizona so he wouldn't catch the hell
Kimmy tried to dodge us, Rogers tried to retire and dip
dip like a rat leaving a sinking ship
oh my god
Afro man will bring it to you
this is it, this keeps going
Afro man is gonna do you
Afro man is gonna screw you
my proof's on the internet
are you cookie cops in the world that's
Doing wrong you better stop you cook your cop before I put you in a song make your family and your friends
Laugh out loud and sing along my proofs on the internet
Man will bring it
I know
On the end of the night
You think they gon' body shit man?
Oh!
And they thought they could beat him?
They really thought they could beat this guy.
What were they thinking?
What were they thinking? I don't even understand this. They must have been out of their fucking mind!
De-generational, yes!
Oh my god
What a fucking legend
I didn't even know you're still making music!
Dude, I remember driving, driving my old fucking 1998 Nissan Altima to community college.
Fucking, you know, but less than half of fucking the quarter tank of gas listening to because I got high on a burn CD.
Oh man, and it said, I remember the part of CD I had it said I got 99 problems, but shitty beats ain't one
man
2009
Wow
Those were the days they were
oh my god this is all over 400 dollars man and then
you with mr. former but we all know that's not true correct I don't know yes
that my wife is cheating on me with mr. former but we all know that's not true
correct? I don't know.
Randy Walters is the son of a bitch.
That's why our pup is wife and got to feel free rich.
Sheating on me with Mr. Foreman.
We all know that's not true, correct?
I don't know.
damn damn this is just it's too much and why the media guy didn't want to get
beat up or Epstein oh my why do you drag the media down to the police station
with you because I didn't want to get beat up or Epstein oh dude this guy's
a legend oh my fucking god there he is holy shit is this actually him wow I just
what a fucking legend he's not suicidal I don't imagine testifying against the man
dressed like the national anthem yeah bro it was it was over man like it was
over before it even began and uh so check lemon pound cake okay let me see if i can pull it up
um give me a second
is this
where is it
where is it lemon pound cake oh my god
I think this could be it.
Not that one? Wait a second, wait a second.
Oh my... four...
This is the big one.
Wait a minute, I'm gonna mute the music.
Let's hit it.
["The Adams County Sheriff"]
The Adams County Sheriff kicked down my door.
Then I heard the glass spray.
They found no kidnapping victims.
Just some lemon pound cake.
You're gonna eat.
Mama's lemon pound cake.
Oh, no.
It tastes so nice.
The thing is that I've never, I don't think I ever really told this story before,
but I had a friend growing up, his name was Martin,
and he looked like this guy.
But basically we were nine, right?
Then he had his dad, Clarence, who looked like this guy, like literally this guy.
That's like the full evolution, right?
And I remember Clarence used to drive around wearing a fucking cowboy hat.
And my mom and Clarence were really good friends.
And my dad loved Clarence.
They all, like, everybody got along.
We went to birthday parties and everything.
We grew up together, a whole thing.
And so Martin, my friend, actually went to Ivy League school.
He got a scholarship for an Ivy League school.
And so I remember my mom and Clarence used to race home to see who would get home first.
And I remember picking both me and Martin up from fucking from elementary school whenever
we were in fourth and fifth grade, man.
So whenever I see this, like there's an added personal benefit to this that I've
I've never talked about really before.
Made this year if Warner put down his gun
It cut him a slide
Only a little, only part
Lemon pound cake
He wanna put down his glass
Lemon pound cake
Shredding on TikTok
Lemon pound cake
He's a family guy
Lemon pound cake
28, 1999
Limit pound cake
Pound cake
He's an Adam's family sheriff
He's hungry and he's big as hell
He caught a man
He was sniffing for weed
Then he smelled another smell
What was that?
What was that?
Oh no
Come on, badass!
No way! No way! He ain't into your fucking cake!
No way!
pound cake, trending on tiktok, living pound cake, he's a family guy, living pound cake,
munchies, because he got hot, living pound cake, pound cake, he sees my cake, and my
I'm not born a man called Boom Boom
Forget
Something happened to his closet on the way to the evidence room
Mama's made me a pancake
It tastes so nice
Make the sheriff wanna put down his gun
And cut him a slice
Bad news, you're too bad news
Living pound cake
He wanna put down his glass
Living pound cake
Oh my f***ing god
Living pound cake
He's a family guy
Living pound cake
The much he's because he got hot
Living pound cake
pound cake
Living pound cake
Oh my f***ing god, how did I not know about this?
Living pound cake
Jesus
What a fucking legend oh my god, what a legend this is insane
So he has a whole video about this to my proofs on the internet and so there it is wait wait. Oh, no
No. No.
Afro man's lemon pound cake played in court and the officer who ate his pound cake allegedly had to watch it.
Let me just use this crisis, things messed up.
Sean, you were called Officer Pound Cake by Mr. Forman?
Multiple times.
Sean, you were called Officer Pound Cake by Mr. Forman?
Multiple times.
You all say Pound Cake's that work for different people.
The context of that name comes from a music video that Mr. Formy created.
Oh my god!
I don't know where he got it, but...
I don't know where he got it.
Do that, guys.
Tell me that question, okay?
Well...
LivingTownCake.mp4!
Oh no!
I'm gonna find what's more...
DefensiveZidicV.
I'm going to defense exhibit D. I'd like you to watch this
I don't think I can make this
Just for you
Oh god
I don't think I can make this
Just for you
I don't think I can make this
Just for you
This is so embarrassing
It is
I'm gonna ask him to add cause we see it
Wow
This is embarrassing
Fat ass the ad
Wow.
So embarrassing.
Side-dive.
This is great.
Oh, jeez.
I get his reaction. Yeah.
So he has to sit there and watch a music video of him being called a fat ass the whole time.
Okay, let me see the it okay, okay, let me all right
Just watch the whole
Damn. Damn, that's just too bad, huh?
So you've seen the exhibit, right?
Now that you've seen it.
You would admit that you with the glasses walking by a women's pound cake on the counter?
Yes.
That's you security footage from the search in this performance residence. Ah, yes
But there's no question that you dirty search. Yes
No, that is that was me. Oh
My fucking god, I this is insane. Oh, here we go
The lawyers, Dave, you, the lawyers suing Aferman for allegedly defaming a file of
sheriff's officials. You read this home, finished questioning him by asking him if
there's anything that could change your mind about what you're doing to these
deputies.
What they did, searching your house, Dave, you the right to do everything you
Under the circumstance that I got freedom of speech,
after they run around my house with guns
and kicked down my door,
I got the right to kick a can in my backyard,
use my freedom of speech,
turn my bad times into a good time.
Yes, I do.
And I think I'm a sport for dealing so,
because I don't go to their house,
kick down their doors,
flip them off on their surveillance cameras,
then try to play the victim and sue them.
You were at Lisa Phillips's deposition, correct?
Oh my God.
in your lawyer's office.
Yes, sir.
Same office where you filmed part of that video last Friday.
Yes, sir.
He's filming music videos at the lawyer's office?
Oh, shit.
You saw how upset she was when she was answering your lawyer's
questions about how this had affected her, right?
Yes, yes.
And you saw your attorney say, do we need to take a break?
Yes.
And you saw her say, no, let's go on and get this over with.
Yes, sir.
You saw all that?
Yes.
You knew she was upset?
Just like she knew I was upset when she was standing in front
of my kids on the AR-15 with her hand around the trigger
ready to shoot me, just like she knew I was upset when
she cut my cameras.
But I'm not a person she is.
So I'm sorry for being a victim.
Let's talk about the predators.
He's really that guy.
This is insane.
He doesn't let him know.
Okay.
So, you saw all that.
You saw how upset she was.
heard the testimony
about her children you heard the testimony
at the depositions about the new linds daughter
who came home upset you heard all that
but you're still posting stuff about it because i understand it was really
spotting all of their fault for coming to my house in the first place that's
right so that's right i had to care about that's right children wouldn't be
saying that
none of this would be going to happen if you didn't start nothing there
wouldn't be nothing
well that's why i had to
did their research and that's the fact
So all of this is their fault.
And now they want to sue me for their mistake.
Yeah.
Damn.
Is there anything that could change your mind about what
you're doing to these deputies?
Is there anything that can change my mind about the fact
that they shouldn't have been at my house in the first place?
Is there anything that can change my mind about how my money
shouldn't have been touched in the first place?
No.
That's all the questions I have.
You're welcome.
Oh my God.
You're welcome.
Yeah, lawyer is so defeated, bro.
They just blew them the fuck out.
They did.
Like, that's insane.
And Rob, parody videos offer,
suing and broke down in tears.
That's our parody video.
Look, I'm low Lisa played in court. Oh my fucking God
There it is Wow and it's just it's insane and so anyway
Let me go and make sure that we get through all this and
alright
Okay
One more one more here it is
This is, this is what happened.
Uh-oh. The coat, yeah, this is too good, yeah. Okay. Jesus Christ, bro. Play the boss music.
music. Oh my gosh. In all circumstances, the jury finds in favor of the defendant no plaintiff
verdict prevailed. In all circumstances, the jury finds in favor of the defendant no
plaintiff verdict prevailed. So the matter will be concluded with defense
verdicts. Thank you, Mr. Plainler. Thank you, Mr. Osborne. Thank you to the court
staff and the sheriff's department for security in the building. And we'll
go ahead and stay on the German.
Roll them up and smoke them, bro.
Oh my god respect I know
Man
Mr. Pound cake he was gonna let it slide, but then he got high yep
Man
Man what a legend I know looking fresh 100%
You could be in Yakuza game. Do y'all know what I'm saying though, right?
It's like if there was like a 90s anime and they have like the guy that comes from America
and it's like the you know the Americans like the Japanese version of like what is an American?
Like who is the American in Japanese anime?
You know, it's either a guy that looks like Dolph Lundgren in like Rocky 3 or it's Afroman.
It's one or the other?
Everybody is excused.
Man.
Man, how about that?
And this must, yeah, this is insane, right?
Pretty much Afrosamurai.
Okay, and then we also have...
We have the final one.
Give me one...
I'd use the bathroom to look at.
He is the final boss?
I guess so right and like the montage responses shit so funny
All right, all right, all right, we saved the best for last.
Give me a minute.
Okay.
Here we go.
Where the fuck is the audio?
God damn it.
Give me another one.
Oh my god, oh my god, what a fucking legend.
That is insane man.
Does even feel real?
Yeah, like I remember the first day that this happened somebody was telling me about it and I was thinking to myself
I was like what is this some kind of like a meme or something like a pro man trial like honestly?
The first time I heard of it like they get him for drugs or something right because like all the songs
I was like damn that sucks. I used to like after man, but like then apparently it was this this guy for president
Yeah, what a fucking champion man. Oh my fucking God
And I you know I had to show you all this right I had to let everybody know about this so we have had a
very
Very interesting development
so IGN and
a number of other developers or sorry game reviewers have
Been relatively negative about the new game Crimson Desert
I found this to be very odd kind of confusing to me
but you have this is what he was saying Jason Shryer about Crimson Desert
Boring and soulless
That I absolutely did not want to play anymore. It feels like a game designed for people who just want to consume content
This is very interesting so let me pull up another one let's go take a look at
What does that mean? IGN Crimson Desert. Okay, let's see it. Jason Cryer.
IGN has given Crimson Desert a six. They rated it a six. So just for a comparison,
Dustborn was a 7. Concord was a 7. And Dragon Age the Veil Guard was a 9. Oh my god. So this game's coming out. We are going to play it. I've got it downloaded and everything. It's ready to go. I've just got to wait for it. Non-binary. Oh, here it is. Here's another one.
A team of interesting and endearing companions, complex, memorable, likable, distinct personalities
from across-status. I was very pleased with the character designs too. The armor and outfits
are fabulous. I spent more than an hour in the character creator. This might be some of the
best-looking hair I've ever seen in a video game. As a non-binary person myself, Valegard
includes some of the most authentic representation of gender stuff and having to navigate your
family's reaction to it. It doesn't feel like an after-school special or like I'm being pandered to.
Finding out that the writer for this character is non-binary themselves did not surprise me at all.
If we never walk as it was retarded, get another dragon age, at least it got to go out on a high
note. Team of- Yep. The non-binary doesn't exist. It's just a mental disorder. That's
just that simple like I don't know why anybody even plays around with this and uh the fact that any
the fact that any adult plays even slightly into this delusion is outrageous to me it's totally
outrageous I find it to be offensive if you want me to be honest let me look all right so IGN
where is it let's look at crimson dessert okay here it is our reviewer of crimson desert
Travis, how are you holding up after all right over a hundred hours with this game?
I'm holding up.
This is this is the gig, man.
This is my Super Bowl whenever a big, chunky RPG comes out
and I'm about to lose my life.
So I'm getting close to the end there and it feels good.
Let's talk about this review process for a little bit.
Why we don't have a final review right now, although you do have like
a score in mind already at this point with a hundred hours under your belt.
The review process for this one was weird.
It's a huge game.
Like we said, it's over 100 hours and there's tons more side content
you could be doing beyond just getting to the end of the game.
Not that you haven't been doing none of that or anything like that.
We only got code for this about two weeks before the embargo, the review embargo.
And the first two days of your playing, they went, Oh, sorry,
we have to push a patch that's going to completely wipe your save data.
So we lost the first two days.
You hit a game breaking bug at one point that made you lose a ton of progress
because you had to reload a save file from like seven hours earlier or find a different save file.
There was a day where like a hundred gigabyte patch came through that was slow to download
and it was just like a very stop and start review process,
even in the context of only having two weeks to play this huge, huge RPG.
You're really close to the end and then going to spend some time with the end game.
For those who haven't seen much or don't know,
If you haven't seen trailers, I've just bought into the hype, whatever.
What actually is Crimson Desert?
What does it play like?
What type of RPG is it?
And what do you think of it, Paul?
What do you think of it after this 100 hours you spent with it?
Yeah, so Crimson Desert is a super ambitious open world RPG in a fantasy setting, the
same setting as a Black Desert Online.
And if you haven't seen this game, it's very much kind of going for like the
Witcher 3 vibes, where you're riding around on a horse.
You're taking out bandits and you're helping the land kind of nights and gallantry type
stuff.
It's simple.
So if a game has a horse, it's like Witcher 3.
If a game has a tree, it's like Elden Ring.
But with a very weird kind of, you know, Eastern fantasy vibes where there's also just like
strange creatures and lore and stuff like that.
She's the way it is.
Interesting fantasy world.
And I would say game, it's it's sort of like trying to go down Witcher three with
a little bit of red dead too because as like these long rides on a horse where you're just
like talking with a teammate it has like that sort of thing and then it's also got a little
bit of like GTA open world like craziness and also you have to tap eight or run which
I thought was something that only GTA was allowed to do yeah it's sort of going for
all those things but I would say that it ends up landing closer to something like
Dragon's Dogma where it's not exactly of the same kind of caliber as like a Witcher
but it presents a compelling case for this type of bizarre, super ambitious RPG,
even if it doesn't always...
Bizarre!
...achieve the stuff that it's trying.
Bizarre!
Yeah, so let's dig into that because, you know, I feel like it's been a little bit of a roller coaster
when I've talked to you about this game during this review process where there's, you know,
it's sort of a rocky start and then you find a groove with it and then it just gets laborious
at parts and there's all these bugs mixed in there.
So like, what is it doing right?
What is it doing wrong?
So yeah, at the very beginning it's a little tough
just because the controls on this game are crazy.
Like very, they have you hold buttons
and do combinations of joystick clicks.
And if you're on keyboard,
you're hitting multiple keys at once
to like access different tool sets.
It's just a very cognitive controls theme.
We should note also that we only got.
It's like BDO, like probably, it's high BDO.
SES2, they only gave access to the PC version ahead of release.
We're getting access to the console version at launch,
and we'll take a look.
Oh, no wonder they didn't like it.
They weren't ready for the PC version.
They weren't ready for the real version.
Look at it there too.
But you've played on both, with both a gamepad,
and a mouse, and keyboard.
That's correct.
Yeah, and so the beginning, you're
kind of figuring out a lot of stuff
that the game doesn't do super intuitively,
and it's a little bit rocky.
And then you figure it out and you're sort of like, okay, I get it.
Now I'm in an open world.
Let's go see what's out there.
And I would say that that's like the best part of the game is when you're just like
exploring and you're finding like mini games like, oh, there's arm wrestling.
I can go fishing.
There's this weird side quest from helping somebody and you're just kind of like
exploring the world and it's all very new to you.
And that sort of is like the best part of any RPG, right?
And I think this game sure it has so many surprising elements in it that you're
continually like, oh, okay.
I kind of wasn't expecting that to be here.
It has a little bit of tears of the kingdom as well, where you're like grabbing things
and solving puzzles.
And it's not to the point where you're like building contraptions and all that, but you
are.
Okay, you do have like abilities and also it does that thing in in tears of the kingdom
where there's a sky world and a floor world and you're kind of going back and forth
between the two and falling from the sky down back to the normal world.
And so you see stuff like that where you're just like discovering and having fun.
And then you hit a moment where two things happen.
One, you start going more into like the main story and the boss fights and some of the bigger
war set pieces that happen.
They have like war encounters.
Yeah.
And you start to realize that this game is a little janky in more ways than one.
So the boss fights in this game are real bad.
They're not fun encounters.
They're bad.
The boss fights are bad.
Scaled way too aggressively.
They take a really long time to do, you die a lot, and it's one of those things where
you know I play a lot of souls like so it's not like a skill thing like I was able to
get through a lot of the encounters with like low level loot because I wasn't really
focusing on leveling up my loot for a lot of the game.
And also a lot of things where you mind dying and having to try again, you're used to
that.
Yeah, I don't mind that at all.
It's more that like the fight's dragging on.
He's telling us that he's good at video games, he wants us to know that.
really long time. They are way harder compared to the rest of the combat game that I would
describe as like Dynasty Warrior-esque easy. It just goes like the complete other direction
where you're just getting your butt kicked. 80% of the time in this game, I was unclear
if I was doing things as intended or if I was brute forcing it. Like there was a puzzle
once where I was supposed to get up on top of this thing and do this stuff, but I
couldn't find an easy path up it. So I did that thing in climbing games where you
You find like a little alcove that you're not supposed to stand on, but then you do stand
on it and it like gets your stamina back and then you climb the rest of the way.
Yeah.
That's how I got up it.
It like felt like I was cheating.
And then it turned out, as far as I know, that's how you're supposed to get up the
encounter.
And so like, I never knew if I was brute forcing combat encounters, if I was brute
forcing puzzles, or if it was just.
I don't under, is this supposed to be like bad?
Like I, what?
I don't think that's necessarily a bad thing.
It's designed for you to sort of like flub your way through it.
And it kind of seems like you are supposed to flub your way through a lot of these encounters
and it makes it feel real bad.
That's distinct from tears of thinking of a breath of the wild.
I have a similar feeling where you're like, that am I supposed to be doing
this right now sort of thing? But that that game really rewards you for being creative.
That's the feeling you get is like, wow, I cannot believe that this weird thing.
I wasn't think I didn't do it.
I was to work.
Whereas you're saying this feels really evoke that same feeling.
It feels like it you either did it wrong or you broke something.
And sometimes you are doing it wrong, by the way.
Like I was talking to Mitchell and I, Mitchell Salton and I have
been talking about this game a lot.
And like he missed an entire ability that you're supposed to get
mandatory in one of the early chapters.
Yeah.
And if you don't get it, you just can't get it.
And it's a huge part of the game.
It's like a power you need to get through, like, lots of side quests and all that stuff.
And, you know, he, we asked that we have access to the developers during this period, luckily.
And so he said, Hey, what's up with that?
And my screwed is my file broken.
And they were like, Oh, no, just beat chapter nine and you'll get there.
And chapter nine is 80 hours into the game.
It's like miles and miles away.
So there's one of these things where it was like, OK, I didn't, I didn't have that
encounter, but I did get into a game breaking bug that completely shut me out of my
save file I could not progress in the main story and because I was seven hours
behind I had to choose okay am I gonna start seven hours over or am I just
gonna it seems like half of this reviews criticism is problems that they had
with save files and data transfers for the review copy I don't even think like
none of this is relevant at all to the actual game quality or whether it's
going to be fun to play or not like I mean yeah the review copy was really
buggy and it was really annoying for you guys like I get it okay but like what does this have to
do with the user what does this have to do with the actual product like this obviously isn't what's
going to be like on release and if it is then yeah obviously the game would be terrible like
but like I mean what are we even doing talking about this like I don't understand it at all
and they fixed it yeah so like I don't even see like what does this have to do like your this
is like your person it's like this is like somebody complaining that like you know basically
the video game was bad because like there's a lot of traffic on the way up to drive any
GameStop to buy it. It's like, okay, yeah, I could, yeah, I've had traffic too. I can see that being
annoying. But then like, yeah, then you got the game. And so what was the game like, right? I mean,
what does this have to do with it? Don't forget the alcove? Well, yeah, I mean, I just, I don't
get it. Like it's just, it's not, it has nothing to do with the actual game itself.
Bar of somebody else's save file is around the same part as me and continue playing
through their file.
I think that there's a big issue with a lot of video games now where people are expecting
to have a game be pretty much completely like exactly what they want.
And I think that players now and gamers now are less willing to let a video game take
them on an adventure.
And I think that now there's much more of an impulse I guess for people to want
to go on an adventure in the video game.
And I understand this is like maybe a semantic difference,
but I don't think that it actually is.
I think that a lot of people are looking for a game
to try to, you know, like have this experience
that they've already, they wanna have the same experience
they had in Tears of the Kingdom or in Elden Ring
or in Red Dead Redemption 2 or in Dragon's Dogma
in Crimson Desert.
And that's not what you're gonna have
because Crimson Desert is a different game.
And I think that, you know, with things like, for example,
like not getting certain items at the beginning of a run
or whatever, like it's annoying,
but it also provides an experience that, you know,
they're bringing up right now.
And this is like, that's part of your experience
of playing the game.
And I think that like a good parallel
that I would make to this is that,
like in Dark Souls one, I remember I got cursed,
which is where do you lose half your health?
And I didn't know how to get rid of the curse.
so i spent like two hours figuring out how to get rid of the curse
now is cursing annoying as fuck yet so annoying
did they get rid of it in the future games yet they did
whenever that happened to me at the time
it's something that i remembered and it was an experience that i had
inside of the game it's kind of like you know in in
like dungeons and dragons i think one of the
exciting and compelling things about dungeons and dragons is the emergent
player behavior and the emergent
narrative that comes out of rolling a one whenever you're negotiating with a goblin
or whenever you're opening a door you're rolling a one
and now you open the door and you know it's a portal into the into hell or
something like that
and so instead of looking at these you know
inconveniences as a uh... you know
like an opportunity or a flavor of the experience
they instead look at these opportunities as kind of
inhibitors to the experience and i think that there is a bit that there's
there are
points where that's true where certain different friction points become
inhibitors of gameplay
and in here but inhibitors of the experience
too often
players are not willing to meet the game halfway
Oh, which is not ideal. Oh, no, not ideal at all.
And it sucked because I really was attached to my character, my build,
and it felt like I had like my own story.
And yeah, that sort of stuff between like the jankiness,
like there are bugs, like weird stuff happens, quest break, like stuff just
happens in the game where you're just like, oh, man, that sucks.
It really hurts.
And then also just like the moment to moment game.
You got here, right?
It turns into six, get higher on the seven.
things just feel very poorly tuned and out of off kilter and out of nowhere
between the unintuitive puzzles and the boss fights that just feel arbitrarily
difficult where you're not sure if you're supposed to be getting good or
leveling up your equipment or if you're just supposed to eat 50 stacks of
meat while you like jump your way through these like it seriously is just a
very I don't know whether that's necessarily a bad thing either when
you have a boss fight where it's like you have three different ways of
solving it. You can brute force it by overleveling. You can also brute force it by spanning consumables,
or you can get better at the fight, or you can get different gear. Like, I think that that's definitely,
I've always said that the best video games are the games that tell you to get to the number four,
but they don't say that you have to use two plus two. You can do three plus one, four minus zero,
five minus one, two times two instead of two plus two. Like, there's a lot of different ways
that you can approach this right and so you know like 10 minus 6 it's like okay well what the fuck
this 10 minus 6 well in Elden Ring that means you're playing a summons build or something like that
right and so there's depth to it that I think makes it exciting so I don't necessarily think that
having encounters that you basically like Marga is a great example of this in like Elden Ring
where I think Marga is probably a little bit too hard for an early boss because like maybe
maybe you don't really introduce the player into like what they're supposed to do.
But the one thing that's like most negative things in video game design also have a silver
lining to them, where Margit also teaches the player, you have the same three solutions.
Because whenever you first reach Margit in Elven Ring, you're not really ready to fight
Margit unless you're really good at the game.
And so the truth is that at a lot of points for other people, they now it's like,
okay, well, what the hell am I going to do?
am I going to go and level up?
Am I going to get a better weapon?
Am I going to try to just get consumables?
I'm like, you know, maybe use the Margaret shackle
or something like that that you're able to get
from patches.
Like, what do you do?
And so that, that's what Margaret's,
more gots hard as fuck.
I think more gots easy, but okay.
I mean, sure.
Weird.
So the longer I've played it,
the more I've been kind of frustrated
because I'm running into these issues
and it's just sort of getting old.
And one of those is that
they just don't know when to end a combat sequence.
like the big war sequences, they go on for way too long,
where you're like doing multiple steps,
like you have to carry around a flag and plant it
while 80 guys are around you hitting you.
And if one of them hits you, you drop the flag
and then you have to begin this long button mashing process
to pick it up super slowly and move it another couple feet.
Like stuff like that where you're just like,
oh my God, I've been at this for four hours
and I'm still in the same step of the quest.
And it's just-
I mean, I can see how somebody would feel that way.
I definitely can.
I think that's a valid, it's like,
Like cinematic gameplay that goes on too long and becomes tedious.
I think that's fair.
Sure.
Please let me out of this.
I would say the description is the highs are quite high because they've
done the super ambitious thing.
They've kind of thrown everything at the wall, but the lows are really low.
And it kind of feels like this game tries a little too much.
It bites off more than it can chew and it ends up being kind of a
jack of all trades and a master of none, particularly in kind of the
shape of its story and combat encounters and the stuff you're doing out in the world.
It just has a very uneven kind of feel to it.
So you are pretty close to the end, like we said.
What's kind of left to see?
What's the lingering questions end game?
If there is that stuff, pretty much, I think that like another game
that's kind of like this is where wins meet is that like where wins meet
is definitely a game that takes a maximalist approach to things.
And a lot of its stuff isn't like super deep.
But I think that if you just kind of take
If you take away your biases and you take away your
Expectations and you just play the game for what it is rather than what you want it to be
I think that you'll have a better experience playing just in general
Yeah, so I've tried to focus mostly on the story
Like you you kind of need to smell the roses in this game
It kind of forces you to to be ready for the next part of the story. So I
Like you've done none of that, right? No, no, I have and in fact the game basically forced me to at one point where I was
It was like, okay. I'm very clearly not equipped for this
So I'm just gonna go back and do some other stuff and build your settlement and do side quests and level up your gear and kind of figure
out the
stuff there
You it really does want you to do that, but
So once you get to the end of your passion, okay, I mean, give me one second, people said there's a patch.
I'm going to go ahead and just close and reopen Steam real quick. Let me just,
I'm going to go through Task Manager and do it that way real quick, just to kind of speed run this.
But I do think that like there's a huge component where a lot of people have a perception of a game
where they get way too attached to the way that they want to play the game rather than playing
the game the way it's designed. And I think that the process of that causes people to kind of
basically have a worse experience because they're trying to make the experience in this game
the same as the other game. I think it's a huge mistake and you see a bunch of people making
that mistake. It's extremely common. Okay, I've got the patch downloading. All right, good.
And let me just go back up. Okay, sorry about that guys. We're good.
It's not the same with high guard the game just wasn't fun to play
Duff a mock that I won't spoil here, but I'm looking forward to playing that for a couple hours
I'd really just want to finish the game because as you know part of IGN's style guide as we finish games before right reviews and
Oh, well, this happens to be an enormous or if you just review games
I thought nobody should try to finish in two weeks like I'm gonna try to do that just so that I can
You know speak from a completely informed
perspective before I put a file. Yeah. So you've got a little bit more to see. You've
seen a ton already. What do you if you had to score it now what realm would you be in?
Obviously this isn't official final score. We're still it could still shift if the end
really saves it or botches it or the end game is truly amazing. Whatever. But like
yeah, what realm are you in right now? Yeah, it's I can always change and I try
to keep an open mind during these things. But after 100 hours, you're gonna have
some opinions about it and yeah and I have a lot of them right and so I'm going to be
writing my review and progress later today as at the time of this recording but my overall
thoughts is like it tries so much it's a technical marvel which we haven't really talked about
but like it just looks absolutely stunning and performs surprisingly well.
A technical marvel outside of all of the game breaking bugs.
Yes, the game breaking bugs.
I mean technically like frame rates and the way it just looks pretty throughout.
Performance wise yeah.
Performance wise it looks good.
like the stuff that it does bad the lows are just really low enough for me to have trouble
recommending this game especially like if you're going and looking for Witcher 3 like man this is
not it like it's closer to two worlds two which by the way is a game that is really janky and uneven
but a game I also had a lot of fun with and I've had fun with this game but I probably would
am going to be looking at like the six range for this I think it falls short of of me being
I just get a refund now recommend it with a seven as like a good
I would say it is an okay honestly like maybe I should just get a refund stuff that it does it does super well
Yeah, and the fact that it just has so much in it
It's yeah
We might have to just call this out look away from that because they tried so hard with all the different things
They put this is that guys, you know they threw everything at the wall and now you're you're going to the buffet
And there's a lot of options here, but none of the food is particularly good at the buffet
You know, I mean once you shut the fuck up, okay? Like if you go to golden corral, you're right
Yeah, the food isn't the greatest food the server may but it's golden corral and you better put some fucking respect on that
Don't ever say that
Don't ever say that to that's the dumbest thing you could even say
And that sort of is where I'm at with this
It's a lot of stuff
But the amount of stuff that I would describe is like definitively good and that I've had like a great time doing is
is getting thinner and thinner the longer I play, man.
It's just, it's been, it's been tough.
Wait, what?
Well, Travis, thank you very much for telling us
your thoughts so far.
Obviously, like you said, a hundred hours.
It was a ton of time with it.
So you already are very well informed in that regard.
But I'm glad we're taking the time to really put it
through its faces, finishes this review up.
And we should have a final review,
hopefully in the next week, pretty soon.
So keep an eye out for that with a final score.
If you want some other recent, huge, fun games,
check it out.
Well, uh, yeah, I don't know guys, like let me see, is this shit working?
Okay.
It's on 30%.
So then, then we're going to play it and it's up.
It's going to be up whenever the download is finished.
That's when it's going to be up for, right?
And, uh, why isn't it 30% wise and going to 31, going to 31.
Okay.
Nevermind.
I was getting stressed out for that for a minute.
Okay.
I'm waiting for it to download.
We'll play red dead rims and two instead.
Yeah, guys, I don't know.
Like after, after looking at that review for the game, if IGN says it's bad,
I think it might just be a bad game.
Like, this is really, yeah, I don't know what I can do.
And a big ass game, I guess so.
People love Concord who cared.
I mean, who cares?
I don't know, man.
I'm playing anymore midnight.
No, I haven't really played midnight at all, honestly.
Like, I really haven't.
And so, I mean, here's my outlook on it, right?
Is that, I mean, a lot of video games are,
I mean, let's be real, right?
They're not gonna be perfect.
They're not gonna be exactly what you want them to be.
But, you know, they're gonna be what they are.
And I think that there's a lot of games like recently
that I've played that it's like you have to kind of meet
the game halfway rather than trying to make the game
exactly what you want it to be.
And I think that's the mistake that a lot of people make
is they try to just make the game, you know,
exactly what they want it to be
rather than thinking about, you know, like anything else.
They just focus entirely on making it exactly
the way that they want things to be.
So yeah, it's not the Witcher.
Yeah, this isn't the Witcher.
It's not the Witcher.
It's not gonna be anything else.
Why is it so fucking slow?
Give me a second.
I don't know why it's so slow.
I wanna make sure there's nothing else that's downloading.
Okay, no, it's not.
And okay, let me go back and double check.
97%, yeah, it's installing.
I know.
Let me just make sure
that I don't have anything else running
that could be taking up some of the space for it because I think that could also be it too.
Let me go ahead and just close all the other tabs and I can I guess close this video tab as well
and hopefully this should speed things up. It's decrypting the files bro. Oh is that the
reason why it's taking so long? I didn't know that. Okay well either way it's downloading
It's our I mean, it's already up 6%. I mean, it's gonna be ready really soon. So I'm not too worried about it
Probably a lot of small files takes a lot. Yeah. Yeah, it's okay. I mean, we'll just play it when it's ready
It already beat Vado on steam DB. I mean that game was so bad
I don't know how anybody out like I don't know how that game got approved if you want me to be honest
Like I really don't because it was just like it was just such a terrible game that how could you ever?
Like how could you ever think this was gonna work, right? I mean it's just like it's obviously a piece of shit
What are you thinking man?
Yeah, it started same time as you 58% that's crazy
Well, hopefully it happens faster, right and it might speed up in a couple of minutes, right?
You are you gonna hit women in this game? Oh in the game. Oh
Maybe yeah, maybe yeah
We'll get the other reviews DLSS 5. We'll save it. I'm in the game. That's fast as fuck
Well, uh, you know, I guess it's gonna it's gonna download as fast as it's gonna download, right?
I mean, I can't really I can't really make it go any faster or slower or anything else. So, uh, yeah
Already beat Concord Chris Brown play through. Oh shit the Chris Brown speedrun. That's true
Do you predict this will be your game of the year?
I don't know. I mean, I think that the concerns that a lot of like a lot of the
Reviewers have I don't think that they're completely unfounded. I don't I think that there are probably like points to this that I would say kind of make sense
And I think the reason why by the way make it go faster if I do it could lag out this the stream
Right because like you got to keep in mind that like I'm doing this and at the same time
You've got the you know, I tried to do it last night
You've got the I'm sending this out Resident Evil 9. I mean Resident Evil 9 is right now my game of the year
It is like even though I played and I put more hours into neo 3
I would still say that Resident Evil 9 is my I think it's the best game that's come out this year, right?
It's installing not downloading. Well, whatever it is. It's doing it however fast it can do it
You might not like the combos. It's probably some more to BDO. Well in BDO you were able to
Like and also like I bet you can just figure out a way around it right the same as everything else
So I slayed the spire game of the year I think for indie game of the year it's by far the game of the year
It's not even a question
It obviously is doing content. I'm playing I actually played a lot last night
I beat the game with the necromancer and then I tried to do it with the first dissension and I
I fucked up and I've got to continue doing it and I tried doing it with the the robot as well
And I did one run as the warrior
But then I I just kind of stopped because like I was playing
I was playing that and then I was also doing the weathering wave story the new the new story
And so like I uh, I enjoyed it. I I do like I enjoyed the game, but you know, we'll see what happens
You're getting to the newer zeldas the last legend of zeldas I played was the four swords adventure
And that came out a long time ago, right and
415k viewers really is it that popular? Let me see a pull-up steam or not steam, but this
Holy shit crimson desert. Oh my god. Look at everybody playing. Holy fucking shit
Yeah, they yeah, I like to get
Yeah, that's a lot of fucking people isn't it? Wow, okay great
Yeah, I'm glad people are glad people are watching, you know, I hope the game is good
All right number one, I'm usually number one in a game I play really I mean like that's that's about it
I mean, especially new games like this like I'm not really an FPS guy, but like other than that
I usually am pretty high up there
So yeah, it's already 2k people 20k people. That's a lot and yeah, wow already 19k players in game
Yeah, I mean, I do really hope the game is good. I I do I hope it's gonna be a fun game and it'll be enjoyable to play
The top game streamers still came downloading. Well, it'll be ready when it's it's ready, right? I don't know why it's going so slow
Yeah, whether any waves are infield, which one do you like more?
I think that weathering waves is just simply a better game. I'm gonna be honest like in the field is
is, it's not like it's bad, like Enfield isn't a bad game,
but it's just also not a great game either.
It's just kind of a game.
So, I don't know, play Genshin?
Yeah, right, of course.
It's going still for me too.
It might as well be a Steam problem, maybe you're right.
But like I'm expecting that some of the annoyances
that those developers felt will probably be things
that I felt too, you activate drops.
I think that they're already enabled.
Like my thing says that they're enabled from my dashboard.
So like if I pull this up, it just drops enabled right here.
So,
yeah, I mean, it should be good.
It's the things I feel too, not only care about them.
Yeah, definitely.
Yeah, it says it's on, okay good.
You can sink hundreds of hours into the game
without even walking the full map.
Well I think that a lot of people want a more maximalist style RPG that they can really
just kind of play all the time.
I think that's something a lot of people have been waiting for.
Sigrika got it.
No, I didn't get her.
I might at some point, I just don't really know right now.
You're considering politics on Rumble and Kick and then doing video games on Twitch.
I thought about streaming video games only on my Asmongold account as actually a
sexually rich's idea, where I stream video games on my main account and then that
That way I can run more ads and make way more money.
But I don't know if I'd really want to do that.
It's like kind of a lot of extra work, et cetera.
So it's hard to say.
Like maybe we'll see what happens, right?
I mean, I don't want to promise or say anything else like that.
So you're still playing where wins me?
No, I haven't played for like a month, man.
I was going to come back.
I've wanted to come back for a while, but I have this rule with live service games
And I think that it is the best rule that you can possibly have.
I only do one set of dailies a day.
I only do dailies for one video game.
I don't go and do dailies in five different video games where I'm keeping up and trying to maintain, you know, consistency or whatever we heard.
Yes, that doesn't work as free to play.
Well, then quit.
Just quit.
But you don't like I mean it why why let yourself be put on a hamster wheel like that
That's that unpleasant and annoying like why would you even let that happen?
Yeah, just quit the game at that point
And that happens other attic people yeah, that's my best advice
Compile shaders takes a while whatever long it takes. I'll be ready for it, right? I'm not too worried about it
Quitter play only one game? Yeah exactly. Like it's already gone up 20% right? So it should take maybe like 15 more minutes or so and then it should be good to go.
I'm on the boy treadmill. Not good to be. How big is the game? It was 123 gigabytes whenever I downloaded it.
123 is a lot by the way. It's kind of a, it's a pretty good amount, right?
So, yeah. Oof, yeah, it's a lot.
What's the expectation for Crimson Desert?
My expectation is that it will be...
I think the story will be below average.
I think the combat will be above average.
The world exploration will be excellent.
The world building will be good.
The gameplay variety will be above average.
Actually, it'll probably be very good.
That's kind of what I'm expecting.
And the boss fights will probably be decent.
I'm not expecting the boss fights to be insanely good.
You know, they're probably not going to be on the same level as like Elden Ring or, you know, Blacksmith Wukong or something like that.
But I think that they'll probably be like, you know, better than I think the Witcher 3 boss fights, right?
Which, I mean, Witcher 3 combat I always thought was kind of its weakest point.
Personally, I thought so.
The boss fights are hard. Yeah, but you just get like, the thing is that you...
that you I mean if it's an open-world video game the boss fights can never be
hard because you can just cheese out you can cheese everything like whether it's
standing on top of a tree throwing bombs at the boss whether it's you know
fucking over leveling whether it's taking some item from a quest into the
boss room like there's always gonna be some bullshit that you can do you're
gonna get wrecked well maybe I will right I mean I don't know yeah I could
be wrong. I guess we'll find out. You can't, they're all on arena. Oh, okay.
You gonna do the usual 100% the map. Maybe it depends on how I feel about the
game and how much I'm enjoying it. You played first berserker Kazan. I did. I
stopped playing Kazan because I felt like I felt like it like in order to
play it on stream it just kind of took too long to do the bosses and I also
didn't like the the way the combat was like I thought it was very good but it
wasn't to my liking and so that was really it but Kazan was a very good it
was a great game it was an amazing game I just like the bosses are like twice
as much health than as they needed right in need that much health I received a
lot of updates yeah I might play it sponsors bonding but I'm not
sponsored to play the game. I'm just playing it for free. I'm playing it
because I think it'll be a fun game to play. Right? I mean, that's really about
it. I mean, I'm sure other people, maybe other people got sponsored if they did.
Good for them. But like to me, I just wanted to play the game because I
thought it would be fun. That's really about it. I mean, I'm not really a big,
I'm not a big sponsor guy. Like, I take sponsors sometimes, right? It's all
like I'm against it. But like, you know, I'm not really a huge guy for
doing that. Playing the game for free. Well, I actually paid money to play it.
I bought the deluxe edition, so there it is.
What do you think about DeNovo?
DeNovo, I think that DeNovo is considered
a much bigger problem than it actually is.
So there's a lot of people who treat DeNovo
like the kiss of death.
And I actually don't think that people care about it.
That's the truth.
Like I think that 1% of 1% of users
actually make a decision based off of DeNovo.
I think piracy is probably a higher probability of people that are, you know, pirating games. So,
yeah, it doesn't matter. Yeah, exactly. Like, I don't think that basically a lot of people don't
like DeNovo, and I don't see why would you like it? Like, there's no reason for you to like it.
But like, at the same time, I think that I can understand why they do it and like what the
reasoning is behind it. So it actually hurts performance. It does. But there's piracy
is a huge issue that developers have. And for a big video game like this, it makes sense that
people want to protect their investment, especially for the beginning and the launch of the game.
So yeah, and also Dinovo, the the effect that it has on performance is variable.
Like for some games, Dinovo is negligible. And for other games, it's totally catastrophic.
So I guess you're just gonna have to wait and see whether this game is going to be
well-optimized or not. Did you like Dragon's Dogma? Did I like Dragon's Dogma?
There's Dragon's Dogma 1 with a hundred hours. There's Dragon's Dogma 2 with
almost 200 hours. Or sorry, other way around. This is Dragon's Dogma 1. So yeah,
I played the fuck out of that game. I really did. I loved it. Like, Dragon's
Dogma 2, like, I just beat the game so fast and there was nothing else really
to do. Like, I went through New Game Plus like once and then I was like,
Okay, this is kind of like I already did this. There's nothing new
You'll probably like this game then. Yeah, and I played where wins meet a lot
I played, you know, other games that are similar to this too
Did you like Grand Blue fantasy really yeah, I I've had like I think that like my main character was Vaserraga big surprise
And yeah, I could like auto play Lucilius
Or like AFK Lucilius like it was a like my team was really really good
Have you played Black Desert?
I did.
I played Black Desert when it came out and I was in the top.
Lucari was in our arrival guild on my server.
I think our server was called Edan.
And I remember, so 50 was the cap, was the soft cap in BDO when it came out.
And 55 was the hard cap, not hard cap, but like it was basically the cap whenever it
came out.
And I remember in order to even join this guild, you had to be level 54 to even join the guild.
Which was like at that point, you had to put like 150 hours into the game minimum, probably
more than that, right?
Probably 250 hours into the game.
And I remember I joined that, and this is before anything else, right?
Expansionally slow rolling at that point, yeah, exactly.
Dan, that was my anime?
Yeah, I don't remember exactly.
But yeah, we played a lot.
And I remember I quit BDO because I couldn't play at hardcore.
Like I had to have like a seed schedule and I also had a wow raid schedule and I was like
am I really a retard and I have two schedules to play video games like what's wrong with
me and so then I just quit the game because I would rather like my mentality was like
I would rather play a video game hardcore or I would rather quit than just play that
game casually.
I didn't get anything out of any of the casual gameplay.
I only cared about being really good at the game.
That was it.
Did you give SoulFame another shot?
Yeah, I probably should, huh?
You've played WoW again?
I haven't really played.
And the reason why I haven't played WoW,
it's actually pretty simple.
I just had no, like, there's no immediacy
and no driving desire for me to play.
So what I mean by that is that there's nothing,
it's 70% now, right?
We're almost done.
Like there's nothing that I'm like,
I feel like I have to do this in the game right now.
And I'm kind of, I'm so far out of the FOMO
that like when I log on and I see everybody else
has all these FOMO rewards that I don't have,
it actually works as like an inhibitor for me
actually try to go and play the game again because like I feel like oh I'm
behind I don't have all this cool stuff and these people do so I'm never gonna be
as cool as they are why do I want to keep playing this and I think that's kind
of the negative effects of FOMO right I think that's the way it is there's
another three gigabytes download after installing the files that's fine the
three gigabytes downloads like five seconds the new raid looks badass I
I watched Max's stream a little bit, playing the raid.
I mean, it was okay, like I'm not saying the raid was bad,
but it's nothing that I would go crazy about.
I wouldn't be like, oh my god,
this is the greatest game I've ever seen.
Like, I don't know about that.
Just seems like it's another fucking raid, to be honest.
So, you have more amounts of achievements
and probably 99% of players?
Yeah, I know.
FOMO's short-sighted because the amount of players
that can collect are only ever decreased from all time?
Yeah, I think that FOMO is something that, like you should make FOMO, like, cyclical, right?
Like, gotcha games do this well, where they have reruns for banners.
I think that games that don't do reruns for FOMO run the risk of FOMO becoming a
inhibitor for people to play the game, right? It's now, instead of being a barrier for people
to leave, now it becomes a barrier to entry. So I think that FOMO hurts the game in the
in the long run. Yeah, yeah, I think so.
Pokemon does it super good. I mean, Pokemon is that I watched
pokeopia game. What a piece of shit. What a piece of shit game.
Wow, what a bad game. Why would anybody play that over PAL
world? It's insane. I hate when seasonal progress gets wiped
out. Yeah, exactly. And that's the reason why I haven't
played Wow is that I just haven't really felt like I wanted
to get on the treadmill of doing heroic dungeons, doing
mythic dungeons, doing the raid, doing the herolic raid, doing the mythic plus, then
doing the mythic raid. Like I just, I know what the game is. I've played the game. It's
a known entity. So whenever I'm gonna, like I already know everything that's gonna happen.
Pokopia is a crazy hit. Yeah, every, yeah, and every girl playing it is retarded.
They're all retarded. They have no sense of what good video games are. They don't
what they want. They don't know what a good video game is. They're all wrong. I don't know what's wrong
with them. I don't. I said before, right? It's like if you're looking for a girlfriend,
look in the Pokemon section because if you want a low maintenance girlfriend, these are girls that
have been selected for expecting the absolute bare minimum, being ignored for 20 years, constantly
under delivering and basically the minimum possible effort being put in and yet they still stick with it.
So there you go.
Perfect place to find a low maintenance girlfriend is the Pokemon section.
It's the way it is.
Sounds like personal trauma.
No it's the last Pokemon game I played.
Ironically, it was a Pokemon game that I bought for the Nintendo DS because there was a girl in high school that I liked and I wanted to play it with her.
That was about it.
Yep, this was like in 2006, like 3,000 years ago, right?
And yeah, really, really long time ago.
Did it work?
Nope.
Did not work.
Of course not
What's better McCollum's a Burger King um I I think Burger King is better personally
So yeah many such cases. What can I say?
So it's personal trauma. No, that's not the reason why I don't like Pokemon
Okay, it has nothing to do with it like I just I've already seen it before and that's like I don't think there's anything really new
So I don't know really why I'd go and play it again. Damn. It's almost so I feel like I
I feel like it actually sped up. It's 86% now.
Video games, anime, and comics are for dudes.
Girls can try to enjoy them, but they're never really going to be the main audience, right?
The main audience for video games are guys. It is. It's just the way it is.
Same with, you know, basically anything that...
Let me actually pull up. Who cares about that?
where is how did this game do anyway
seven deadly sends all this games pretty much going to flop
yeah i i i i i could expect basically nobody playing a pretty soon crimson
desert at all
uh...
uh...
all my god
one hundred and thirty one thousand that's a lot of people
holy shit
dot they on
So to get the drops I have no idea what you have to do. I have no clue whatsoever to the moon. Yeah, I bet it's probably gonna hit
Let's see what day is today?
Fucking third day. Okay, so if I
Think you can probably see a peak of
Maybe seven hundred thousand
But maybe seven hundred thousand people playing like if it goes at this p at this rate
I'm gonna predict somewhere around 700,000. I could be wrong, but you know, that's where I'm at right now
That's ridiculous not really I mean whenever you compare it to other games that are similar
Y'all really think it 500k max. Okay, let's see what happens
Yeah, let's see what happens
That's my guess I could be wrong like I'm not I'm not sitting on this and I'm not like oh
I'm under percent right. Everybody else that doesn't agree with me is wrong. That's just kind of what my guess is like
I don't feel strongly about this
What drink did you get?
DP obviously
Today are on the weekend on the weekend probably on Sunday
What are women's meet it it like 200 and something thousands I
I really thought that was a great game by the way I love that game 94% voice oh boy you're
right about marathon it's around 35k or lower yeah I thought so that's kind of what I expected
That's just on steam. Yeah, you're right about that.
But I was talking about exclusively on steam to be fair.
Why is yours downloading? What is this here?
Faster? What do you mean? Mine's downloading faster.
I've been here for like a half hour.
What do you mean?
This downloads been going on for a bit, man.
Mine passed you, it's okay. I'm at 96%, almost done.
Did you update your NVIDIA driver?
What do you think?
What?
Did I update my drivers?
Uh, bro, I barely even update my driver's license.
No, of course not.
Fuck no, I didn't do that.
I'm gonna do a goddamn thing.
I'm gonna do a fucking thing.
Not a little bit.
We were promised this download 3,000 years ago, you're right.
No, I'm glad that, uh, honestly, like,
I feel very lucky that every day like I stream every single day, and I never run out of content. I
Never do like I can stream eight hours because I literally talk about and do everything
Okay. All right boys. It is time. We are ready
Gentlemen, are you ready to finally fucking play Crimson Desert after like two?
years and I know that the thing I'm gonna put it up here in the top because I
saw the way the UI is and there's gonna be the health bar down at the bottom
gentlemen let I speak and let's do it and a controller what do you think I'm a
retard I got my keyboard and mouse all right let's do this hopefully it's
gonna work there's not any stupid bullshit going on like the cam smaller
I'm not going to change the camera. Shut the fuck up.
I nipped that in the bud right now.
Time for shaders. That's okay. It'll be ready when it's ready.
Fuck you controller gang. Uh-uh. No controller. This is not looking good.
Okay.
Oh
Pearl Abyss
Aha
Yeah
Warning compitaling shaders
Oh
oh it's better be a good video game it's a better be a good video game I'll be so
mad I'm gonna be so mad if this is not a good video game I'm gonna have to play
it for 300 hours that's how mad it's gonna make me turn out won't you shut
the fuck up it's five out of ten yeah guys is it real I maybe I should be
funded it already lights off I can't turn the lights off bro it's called the sun
I got the Sun out
peaking at 1600 60 160 thousand me that's a lot that's a good ass amount how was
the game so far I said gameplay is kind of mediocre so far combat you know
leads a little bit to be desired but you know logo looks good logo looks great
hope the keybinds aren't a nightmare I'll just figure out a way around it
seems I do with everything
Seems good to me. Apply. Apply. Okay. Alright. And let me see here. Settings. Let me just
check everything. Okay. All this is good. Revolution. Okay. Now the revolution is even better. Apply.
Okay, good upscale mode
Let's not worry about this until we get into the game obviously
V-sync everything else. I'm gonna change it as okay all that seems to be working fine
Graphics everything damn bro
Damn they got me locked in
Holy
Big dick in it, huh?
Cinema yeah, you're right
Okay, and I'm just gonna take all this dynamic range loud sounds games. Okay. I'm careful that input
I'll change all this whenever it comes out cameras. I'm gonna just turn this down. I guarantee you I need to turn it down
Okay, and then languages
Okay, all that's good accessibility
Okay, all this is good to
Bore intensity. I probably turn that down. It seems like it's fucking annoying, but I'll deal with that later on. Okay
Apply change. Yes. All right, gentlemen
Alrighty gentlemen. Oh
I'm ready
Don't do cinematic if you want over a hundred FPS
I'll lower it whenever I get into the game because I don't know what to expect. I think I might just I might just get into
I'm gonna I'm gonna go with what it locked me in at and if it's problematic I fix it after that
I think that's the way you think about it
New gay new gay
Except except
It's blue now.
We're all them squares.
I'm getting closer.
There's like a loading screen.
Is there something I'm supposed to do?
This just happens, right?
Compiling shaders
I thought that's like this is the whole game
That's what's up, bro
It's my boy
Wait a minute. Do I just immediately get- wait, wait, this is a video game? Oh, shit.
Oh my god, it's actually a video game. Holy. Okay, let's go over here. I can zoom in, I
can zoom out. Uh, I might not be able to do other stuff yet. Ooh, look at that guy.
this we got all the boys out here what's up hey I'm doing we still have
enough food for everyone okay and I'm gonna talk to Carl and we can always
pump for more yeah sure okay oh it tells me on the map line you go okay speak
with olgonga? who the fuck is olgonga? fucking bears. I will kill the bear. I have to kill
kill the bear. I have to kill 10 bears. Head to the cabin. How do I, I can't walk into
them. The average American duty, you think right? You think that's it? This is, I can't
talk to this guy this is all gonga I can tell because you look at them out
but I can't I want to talk to you I want to talk to you control you wait what
What the hell I just do?
Giles is sought.
Hmm.
His last words are of you, Cliff.
Uh-huh.
May you find peace.
Among your brothers.
Damn.
Damn.
Come.
Play your farewells.
that's me by the way I'm John snow
so we have to kill that bear right why don't we go kill the bear
Damn.
You will be missed.
Who?
What's his name again?
Pouring out for our homies.
Let him know.
Okay, so now what?
I'll go over this one.
I'll go to the X.
Okay.
So... now what?
I'll go over this one. I'll go to the X.
What the hell? Can I go around this? I can.
Alright.
Alright, Marius!
He's that guy.
Okay.
Press control near a person or object.
Oh, okay. Okay, I get it now.
even if I tried damn okay so now what
where does I go okay we gotta go over
to here spoke to Ross ooh yeah bro this
won't be the end of things step aside
I didn't mean to do that I'm almost
certain oops great how else would be
I don't know what the exact moment we were away.
I'm busted.
How dare they?
Damn.
So now what do I do?
Oh, we gotta go back in here. Enter the cabin.
I have to go back in my house.
Why is the foliage dancing?
It's something that's called the wind.
You'd know that if you went outside.
Come on.
Alright.
Look at that little stupid bitch.
Who's that guy?
Yeah.
Damn.
Hey, you'll fuck Ryan.
Look at his forehead.
Damn.
They're crashing out on each other.
Okay
We gotta go we gotta go we have fight back there's man bush
Well, with the dagger
Could have used that could have sold that at a vendor
Okay control the block
Attack all move out of harm's way
Okay, I'll figure out the combat
And with the great leader's death
Our land Pailin once unified has been plunged into chaos
And now a bloody battle unfolds
Shit
Between the gray mains you fight to uphold as well and the black bear forces
Oh, this is from the sits
This is from the fucking IGN review.
Fat boy. Get out of here fat boy.
Let me guess, I'm in the game now?
Little bitch. How about that? You want a bit of that? Yeah. Fuck you.
Okay, alright. What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing with my game?
You do a highlight?
Yeah, I'm here.
Okay.
Uh, where are they?
We're there.
Cat!
Okay.
Ooh!
Wait, that's my god!
I gotta help.
Man.
I'll play with him.
Do it.
Warl one.
Warl one.
And you can't beat the Warl one.
You are right!
It's a tree!
Oh my god, you can't go over it now.
Oh damn. Control?
Okay, that's a deadass bitch.
Okay, fatty. Okay, fatty!
is fatty dead fatty is dead you want to fuck with me huh you try you try to play
my game get the fuck out of here you little bitch oh oh so it's I can do one
two and then three okay so that's a that's both of my same time that's the
Crusader strike. Okay, let's run.
Oh, it's look at all those facts. That's like four facts.
So she's like a ranger in the road or something.
me okay damn well I don't want me to do that okay all right I'm gonna hit him come
Come here!
Damn!
Dude, that's just getting destroyed!
Oh!
Anymore?
Anybody else?
I didn't think so.
Let's run.
I've gotta go over to the X.
what's over this way let's do it no more fats we got the road that should be
me
damn
Oh shit come into my domain
Okay, I'm trying to figure this out
Okay
I'll fuck around with my keybond these later. All right, can I kick this guy off?
Damn
Oh, see that?
Now what?
Oh, shit, suboss.
Suboss.
Nervous.
Pathetic.
I expect you better.
From the so-called Protectors of Pain.
Okay.
I expect you better from the so-called
protectors of pain. Okay.
Bunch of cunts throwing your lives away.
Uh-oh.
Bunch of warts.
Mirden.
There's the greatest spirit.
I have to kill everybody.
I'll kill everybody right now.
I'm the one who decides your fate.
Grab him.
oh wait oh wait wait I feel like I'm supposed to die here like there's way
too many guys there's way too many guys I can't I'm trying to here I gotta go
over here only I'm gonna try to kill these archers right now
Okay
All right, it's fine. There's one more one more archer
I really tried bro, I really tried it out of your pork boy. Oh
No
All these efforts, and you still end up bowing to me.
You're all I've got.
Damn.
What's that?
Got something to shake!
You're on then.
Out with-
Are you dead?
I'm all ears.
You like your jokes?
Let this be a lesson to all you wolf welts.
It's already over.
Would I beat the game?
That's it?
Give G in my regards.
Oh no.
He stabbed me twice and cut my throat.
Not every last gray maid will leave none alive.
This is bad.
I don't think I can survive.
Let me guess, somehow you get saved by a mysterious magical presence.
Senses.
Senses you have entered the ocean.
Champion.
There is still work to be done.
You must save our world.
Right?
I'm an afterlife.
Damn.
Quest completed, dying.
running uses stana stana
where's stana oh shit what do I do
oh my god that guy
oh oh shit
okay give me a minute give me a minute I got it I got it
and I'll do this
Alright, I'm back.
Alright.
Watch the parkour guide. Here we go. Let's do this.
There it is.
Precision jump.
It's called the space bar, bitch.
I'm that guy.
Climb up.
let me guess let me get that's right see I knew it I played video games before
what's this press C for crouch
oh
one two the triple let me guess I got to shoot it I got to shoot it with an
arrow. I'm ready for this. There's the arrows. What? What? Why do you reflect light with
your sword to disrupt the enemy's vision? Control, question mark, and then question mark,
okay. I gotta do it at the same time.
What?
Oh, why, why? Okay, I gotta figure this out.
Press control while maintaining it.
Move to aim your target.
Okay.
Okay, alright, let me, let me, can you read? No, I didn't read?
What do you think I'm retarded?
Of course not.
Uh...
I don't understand.
Oh, I had to hit... I had to hit it two times.
That's what's confusing to me.
Because instead of clicking it, there's actually control.
okay all right let's do this
that's me that's me i do that
oh it's too easy too easy for me it's a champion at work control
lantern you should tool
okay so i should use the lantern okay so f is that f2 okay uh lantern
Damn, is this the lantern? It should barely even works.
No, this is definitely not the lantern.
On.
Now it's on. Okay, good. I was about to say.
Yeah, I was about to say, like, what the fuck?
Where the hell am I going to go? To Timu Lantern? Yeah, for real.
The light bulb in it turned off.
All right, let's go through here.
All right.
Okay.
Ooh, the rectangle.
Cinematic mode.
This is where they tell me that I'm the chosen one.
They've been waiting for me for 3,000 years.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, is it like a fucking, um, like a flashback?
It's gotta be a flashback, right?
Wait.
Wait.
But I thought he cut my throat open and stabbed me in the stomach like three times.
I'm well enough wait wait what it's time I moved on huh really sure you're well
enough am I that guy you can stay as long as you like mm-hmm I'm fine all right
can I kill the chicken I think you should stay a bit longer
Can I kill the chicken?
Can I kill- I wanted to kill him!
Hernand?
Okay.
Uh-huh.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
What interest they got him dragged out with it. They got him look like a grand dragon
She just kicked him in the dick
Cuz I'm trying to figure this out. Oh
Damn that's a dead-ass bitch what's wrong? What's wrong come into my domain I
Will destroy you
Carry a chair whoa wait wait a minute
You want one of these you want one of these
Okay, okay, never mind our focus
Do it
I'll try to throw a chair at you. It's not the first time those bastards have laid into me
Oh
Things have got so bad. I was ready to pack up and leave
But they got what was coming to them they sure did all thanks to you. Where are you headed then?
Truth is I'm also headed to her name. Can I
Can I tag along well? I got carry this loser?
Let me let me loot these guys
How do I loot them on foot? It won't take long to reach her name
How do I loot? Am I not able to do the loot?
Wait a minute. Okay, let me just try to play the game the right way. Let me just try and do that. Can you imagine that?
Okay.
Yeah.
Where is it?
That's a deer.
You fucking idiot.
you stupid oh maybe it'll take it like you to you oh shit
yeah damn there he is what's that look for look at him look at him
Got him let's go
Okay, you press H for horse
You're always looking over your shoulder down it's not bad
He's a little fucking
The guards been stressed and it's a man. I'll keep the game from you
It's us ordinary folks who are paying the price.
Yeah?
That sucks.
Ages for docking? Oh.
This here is one of my favorite spots.
The view from the bridge is absolutely breathtaking.
It makes me want to jump off.
There'll be a chain to just hurry past. Let's take it slow.
okay
we deserve a little serenity
every now and again
yeah
so true brother
what about in the sky is there anything in the sky
yeah there are there's called they're called birds
those are called birds
yeah so where am i going now
i'm that guy
that kind of skill will have people seeking you out
Gray made true brother through your help like me
But others will just want to see how they measure up to you. They want to square up to me. That's the only way a fighter can test their strength
Yeah true I
Gotta change my key binds in a bit, but I'm not trying to fuck around with it right now. Oh
Oh, it's a little convoying.
Ooh.
I think that's him, right?
Can I go any faster?
Unskippable cutscene?
It's okay.
It's over.
Ah, we're nearly there.
Yes.
That horse seems fun to you, great mate.
You play Red Dead Redemption really 229 K on steam Wow, her name is bigger than you might say that's an assload of people
Damn
What's up, bro
So one of these like the different factions and shit there's like the blue guys and those
Robin Robin who looking guys did you just start I did I just started the game oh shit
I walked into this the first encounter
Chapter one
You got to get up brother
Your clan has been destroyed
You got defeated by the big guy in his army of fats
Oh, wait, wait, wait
Let's wait and have camp
Okay, let's see here
Reliever exhaustion
Check the supply chance once you got enough for us
and you couldn't pick up during combat
Oh, okay
So it automatically loots everything in the combat. Okay, that's cool.
I already refunded the game.
Oh, base.
Um, okay, so...
Look around, Hernan Tavern.
Ah, fucks on you and your-
Why don't you shut the fuck up, bitch?
Okay.
The name's Bentley? That's a car.
Damn.
Here, let me change a couple of things real quick, all right?
How do I go into others?
No, no, no.
How do I do...
How do I just get to settings?
How do I... options maybe?
Yeah, yeah, okay.
All right.
Keybinds.
Where's keybinds?
Maybe... it should be in gameplay, right?
What the fuck?
Input probably, right?
be input shortcuts and input settings. Yeah. Okay. All right. Give me one sec.
Aim and guard is going to be all. Give me one second. Select. Yeah, apply. And then evade
is going to be spacebar. And then jump is going to be control.
Binding flash. Wait, what? Give me a minute. Heavy attack. Oh, I got to rebind this too.
Attack is always going to be like that. Focus skill, blinding flash. Do I even need to do that?
Like I feel like I don't, right?
Actually I probably do. Well I got to put it on. So it said it was, what was it before, aim?
So it should be like alt and click, right?
Okay. Alright, cancel. Okay, uh, select. I'm gonna just put it on this one. Okay.
That way I do it.
Same time.
I didn't know that.
Okay.
So...
Alright, where's H?
H horse.
Horse.
Horse.
Hello.
Let's go.
We're on an adventure, Mr. Horse.
Run, bitch!
Don't tell me this is the best you can do.
this pathetic loser oh my god this is the worst horse of my life the GTA taxi I
guess so right I don't know okay let's move over here ship tap ship oh I'm so
I'm scared pussy bitch wait what the hell is that whoa?
Just now
What y'all afraid you afraid of the big dick
How y'all doing?
What's going on boys? Oh
A notifery board what's this if I request help the locals okay? I got kill everybody in here rats poster. What's this?
What does it say, so I've got to go and look at it seems like he wants me to I think he
wants me to make him a sandwich looking for someone skilled to pickaxe okay it was not
a sandwich after all turn it over there's nothing on it okay let's get the next one
Simple poster nothing of interest. Oh, okay
Climate
So like right now it's hot outside
Equipping gear consuming food with sufficient fire or ice resistance
Damn, so there's like a whole like not damn
That's a lot to do
Okay, what is this one sir? Oh this one's reminding
What was it say isn't that uh, I think that's like Hebrew right looks like Hebrew
Who's this whoa, wait what was this?
damn bro, he's homeless and he's fucking, look at that forehead.
is there something for a poor rich?
do I want to give him money?
I'm going to give him money.
I can't even afford to pay a bum.
ooh, what's this?
this is like a trap door, right?
it is.
it doesn't let me open it though.
it says it doesn't open okay let's go inside good day all right damn what's up
boys well man I guess it's probably up at the top right must be up in the top
he probably has more money than me yeah where'd they be at oh it's a misty
room. Ooh, can I open the box? No. Buy. What about steel? What are the options for
stealing? How about I just take this and I put it in my pocket? Where the hell is
this guy? Maybe he's down below.
Wonder what I was supposed to talk to. Must be this guy, right?
Hell well now challenge the arm wrestling way what?
What
What the hell
What's have it press E
Okay
start say goodbye to your arm
shit
I'm figuring out there it is there it is there's I'm beating this ass up oh big
dick dick dick come on there it is one more one more one more
ah got it okay all right I'm understanding now
Oh
That's right
Now what
What a nice guy.
So was that part of the main story quest?
Wait, now I have to give money to a beggar?
Why?
Like...
Wait, why?
I don't want to give him any money.
What he's on the trapdoor?
Can I kill the beggar?
Let's deport him.
Why don't we deport him over to the desert?
How are you doing old man?
Nobody cares what I go through.
I've got used to the indifference.
That's nothing anyone should grow accustomed to here. I hope this can be a fail
Kind of a bag of money
Was he a fucking liberal the fuck is it
Well, what's this or you will find a use for it
What what is this? It's a team paves the path to wisdom
Which shall bring us together once more. When the time comes, the key shall guide you.
It was a test.
This some kind of riddle.
It was a test, guys.
Wait, what did you mean?
Okay.
Can I open the door?
Uh-oh, uh-oh.
Oh, shit.
I can destroy barrels here, too.
That means it's serious.
Okay, um, let's go.
Oh my god, I have to watch out
Okay, take what's that a candle
So what happens I just want to explore a little bit and get an idea what the fuck hmm. It's a treasure chest
What's in the treasure chest
oh I got a helmet how do I invent is it is I inventory okay um how do I how do I
Equip
Okay, space bar got it
It's silver, okay, oh bro
Damn
Top motion board do they have motion board? I don't even know is that
Motion board
Hmm, I'm not seeing a motion bar
I ain't see it
Nope fight
Okay, I know what I have to do I
Have to bring him the barrel
You need the barrel. I know you need it. I'm gonna give it to you
Precision jump more like precision walk
Yes, I can as a matter of fact here you go
How do I drop the barrel wait how I?
I
Okay, now I can drop it
You okay
Yeah, can you walk he was right about you
Yeah, the beggar the beggar need this
This is all a liberal Psyop to make me give money to beggars
Now what
wait where's my barrel my barrel's gone oh guys
I'm gonna look around okay so I got a jar no this is really great for me two
jars okay let's run
oh this job bitch
oh I get it I get it I get I get wait what I'm not what my monkey in a round
for. Wait, where do I go? What the hell do I get out of here? I wasn't really paying
attention on where the hell to go
the ladder hmm now I'll do it
now where oh oh wow it's over there I was
paying attention you know why I'm giving my fucking idiot smell that covered
say what what shit huh she's gonna these clothes mate how long till the
shifts over wait I got there I got more trust out of them now I was about to
kill him. I might have had to. Okay. A what?
What's so special about a cat? Come on, let's go somewhere else. I'm going by. What? Where's
the cat? I don't even see the cat. What the hell was he talking about? That stupid
That's cute
Okay, um, how do I get in there? I guess oh, it's probably get the house
Is this the girl
Who speak with the kid all right, let's talk to the kid
Something wrong
we're running late but he just won't come down bone arrow get it get the bone
arrow we've got to get back before anyone notices the chief's going to be
really upset no I have to get him down it's a
Gigi! Get down here this instant!
Hurry! You're going to get us both in trouble!
Please! Can you help?
Yeah, I can help you.
Gigi gets scary when he's mad.
I can help you. You might not like the... you might not like the solution.
Oh...
Come here little bitch! Come here! Come here! That's right!
Yeah.
I'm such a nice guy.
I'm gonna get first stuff.
Why?
Uh-huh.
How'd you rate Crimson Desert?
I've played it for like 15 minutes.
Wait a minute, how would I rate your game?
Hmm, her pendant.
Help the distressed villagers.
Horse!
Horse!
Horse!
Let's go.
I will go and save them right now
That's right. Oh, yeah, bitch. Oh my god. I'm gonna die
Wait, where's my horse wait, oh can I mine that?
That's like copper or something right?
Look at my health.
I'm almost dead.
You want me to finish him off?
I can finish him off right now.
Winging and get up
Can't even handle cleaning a bloody chimney
Some husband you turned out to be damn
Damn things all afternoon. See you're right. Oh, this is all just a show
We always act up when we're busy. Don't you oh come on. What a bitch
What a massive bit less complaining excuse me
Could have just bloody died same old performance. Why is the house smoking that would knock some sense into you?
Why would I pretend to fall off the roof? That really are I'm sure it did
Just like when you slammed your hand into the door last week
Damn what an idiot now enough. I'll do it for you
Tom bitch is shut the fuck up
Oh my god, bro. So the intro quest is to cuck this guy a
Broom, okay. All right, so what do I do?
So clip the broom and clean the chimney, okay, how do I equip?
Okay, I think I have it equipped.
So how do I, how do I, how do I put it on?
Space?
I'm figuring it out.
I don't know how this works.
This tab. F2. Broom. Big dick broom. Oops. Okay. How do I turn off aiming? I don't know how.
How did I activate this?
Like, I'm stuck.
Escape? It doesn't work.
Q?
Oh, okay.
I just don't know how anything works.
Okay, alright, what's in this?
Palmer Pill.
Okay.
Alright, F2 and control while standing on top.
Oh my fucking...
Are you fucking kidding me?
Are you fucking kidding?
Oh my fucking God, why would I?
Oh my God.
Fuck.
Now what?
Oh my back!
You've got my cheese-favor there!
Would you come off that wall and hit him?
Where are you?
Come down.
She'd have me run ragged if she could.
Got banging for the little fiat six thing.
You
He's gaslighting the wife smart. She finds a better actor for the rule
Damn and give him some of our finest attire. I think of it as a gift for me to you
Sure, why not don't expect you to start listening to me now
Okay, um, Cronundian examine
You acquire her information.
Examining the key. Okay.
Alright, what? I didn't do it wrong.
Hmm.
Damn.
Now what?
Go to Hurtin' In Castle.
Horse?
horse horse okay let's go my bus is shit down
little bitch where's your oranges now what's wrong what are you gonna do
wait really really no way oh shit but you forgot one you've got that one
Ah, you fucking idiot. Now you see it. So now what? You gonna pull the barrel out again?
Nope.
People aren't you?
What?
What? You're telling nothing about me?
Oh, I have broke something.
I was gonna try and knock him out of his hand again.
But didn't let me.
Okay. I'll just mount.
So...
A beggar said that to me? He about to die.
Damn, look at Big Fatty over there.
This is the castle.
Holy shit, this is a big fucking castle.
I want to go inside.
Hang on now.
I'll handle this.
Do you know what's past this gate?
The quest objective.
You can't just stroll into the castle dressed like that.
Watch out for that one.
Hello?
The entry requirements.
Fuck this. Fuck this, I'm just going to go around.
I'm going to climb up.
I'm going to climb up right now.
Well, I can't.
Okay.
Oh.
I'm that guy.
I don't, I don't listen to both.
Is this not about my dress code?
Mm-mm, bro.
I'm that guy.
Like, I don't spend my time like,
bro, they try to tell me what I could wear
and what I can't wear.
Damn.
Damn.
We've got all the little losers down there.
Not up here like me with the castle.
Let me go.
I'm on loot something up at the top of this.
Where's the good items?
Where's all the good items?
What do you mean I can't?
What do you mean?
What do you mean I can't?
What do you mean I can't?
What do you mean I can't?
Ohhhh!
Break it?
Alright.
God, bro, I hate this game.
Okay, let's get out of here.
Go up to the top.
Okay.
Over here.
I have to sneak inside the castle.
What's up boys?
Oh, what?
I don't care what you do when I arrest you cold!
Uh, why?
Um...
What?
Why would you do that?
Why would why would why would they do this to me?
I mean if you guys want I'll leave I'll leave I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving
Now are we good? Okay, we're good. Oh
What the fuck oh
Oh my god wait guys guys this is insane I
What the hell is going on?
Hold holy shit no I
Got I
I don't want to attack
Okay, can I eat the pumpkin here I need to eat the pumpkin
Okay, this is big
All right
So they just ran me out of town
Okay, so here's the thing
Apparently we're not supposed to we're not supposed to get into the castle without having
like I didn't I didn't have proper documentation so if they de-aggro that
means they're probably not going to attack me again using video game logic
so I should be able to walk up to these guys and they won't try to kill me right
go get some proper clothes god damn it bro like all right so where do I need
Do I have anything to wear?
Oh wait.
I'm trying to figure this out.
Okay, so I hold this down.
And then, oh wait.
This is confusing.
Everything's confusing for me.
You have to keep in mind.
Okay, so...
Hernandian attire.
access her nandy and
that's what I need, see I fucking needed it
see that, see that
I thought I was going to go after buy some clothes
all right
Oh wait wait you don't look like a bad sport
Everything seems to be in order
Mm-hmm stay out of trouble you here. No
Open it you may enter
Shut up bitch
Now I gotta go inside this castle, huh?
Well, I've been here before yeah, hey, oh no, not shine
Do I go in through here nope
Yes, mate go to a hurt man castle
Mmm a monastery
What's in here? Can I go in here and pray?
It doesn't let me go in there. A key is required.
Ooh!
Damn.
Yeah, you better work, you little fucking slave.
Stupid bitch.
Stupid bitch.
That's a big boy, huh?
I'ma turn this shit off.
How about that?
That's what I thought.
Tlapia?
No, that's a fish.
That's what a fucking Tlapia is.
Fucking idiot.
I think I need to walk up again, but I'm afraid that I'm gonna have them kill me again.
So, I guess let's just do it.
Alright, well you can't win them all, right?
Get up there.
Okay, are you gonna try and kill me?
Yeah, yeah. Hail, and all that shine.
Okay.
Damn, look at him.
He's got a long boy, too.
Can I talk to him? Freak.
Okay. Stay clear of any flowerbask it's floating about. Damn, all right.
Let's go inside.
It says it's up that means I have to go up
Yeah, I'm trying to beat down the doors in the castle. I feel like I
Feel like it's a bit of a mistake to do that. I
Don't know really by the way. I'm probably doing everything wrong
But that's usually the way it is
Okay, so I can't go in through there I
I have to go up the stairs.
That's what they're called.
They're called stairs.
So, wait, whoa, whoa, a box, a box, where's the box, where's the box?
Where's the box?
Citizen, there's a treasure chest in this area. Where is it?
Is it up here?
Whoa, wait, this is focus time, focus time.
Okay, where is it?
Where's the treasure chest?
Oh my god, I cannot find it.
Oh, it might be up here.
What the fuck?
What about this little door? Is this where the Hobbits live?
No?
Shit!
Okay, maybe I go in through here.
Oh, it's probably that girl.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's all I was thinking, cause like that girl was like,
I'm going down there.
So yeah.
Okay, what up?
Oh, what?
Wait, what?
Go through the abyss game.
Do it.
A garful at last.
Oh!
Oh my god step on to the platform
Oh guys, there you just fucking go to the fast travel point.
Alright, let's go.
Here's the test.
Horse.
It says you can't summon.
carry? what's your bitch? let's go?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I was trying to throw it. I have no how.
You're finally here.
She better be hot.
He's waiting for you.
Wait, what? It's actually just a bird?
This power will help you get inside.
Oh no, is she gonna turn into like a wizard or something? It's sorcerous.
Okay.
Use axiomatic force, tab.
I get I get I get the way it is
pull pull
I did that
can I use that on the rabbit
where'd I go
I will
Let me see, so can I grip something that's really far away?
What happens if I try to grip like this?
Nothing.
Alright, cool.
Let's go.
Hmm.
Damn.
Hmm.
Now...
That's a red wizard who's been waiting for me.
What's up, bitch?
Ah, whatcha doing?
Mm-hmm.
get that once more you are that beggar I am a loosed in it was a testament this
I call it that axiom archive it is a repository of the universe's grand design
wait so you can understand the universe's design if you give the guy one
dollar blueprint of a single world hmm why did you summon me there are
beings who have brought chaos to your world the consequences of which extend
to even you and your comrades you have news of them you will cross paths with
those who escaped faiths grass damn put the balance of this world and the
abyss has begun to fall I think that's bad right if the cosmic order phrase
any further our world the abyss and reality itself will unravel that seems
bad right you must restore the guns really bad before it's too late I don't
know what you mean such a brand undertaking
begins with small acts but will have profound effect on the fate of your
What the fuck
Damn, I thought I was gonna talk to him for any of this activation skype bridge actually a bridge
National force
Okay
Let's go
Operate the alignment force
I
Turn turn turn
I gotta get wrong it made a noise when I was right
Okay, should I use precision jumps or should I use my own skill?
I'm gonna only up this bitch.
There it is.
Remember that loser?
loser in the fucking in the review said he needed to use the precision jumps for
this I am the precision jumps I do whatever I want okay good now what oh we
gotta go up here
okay oh oh oh
I almost died.
Okay, I'm almost up to the top.
Here it is.
Take me on an adventure, Mr. Brick.
Oh boy, oh boy, okay, then I go onto this one, there it is, then we're going to go to this one and then we're going to go, yeah, that's pretty high up, you know.
I mean we're really we're really doing it
I'll do whatever I want I'm not afraid anything
What is that? Is that like an elevator?
It's a celestial elevator
How do they say they play 100 hours of the game, but they only have gameplay for the first hour?
Is that weird?
Damn, so I did all that by myself
I did all that by myself.
Look at the world, man.
This shit's huge.
Embargo?
Usually, embargo ends a couple of days ahead of time.
Step onto the platform.
Activate the next ass.
Now what?
Remove the wall blocking the floor.
Don't worry about me.
Okay.
move the floating power cord to deactivate the lantern
okay
you want me to take this Mr. Brick here
come here, come here
come here, come back, come here, come back
get the fuck over here
get over here, get on the block
Come here. Come here. Come here. There you go. There you go. You like that? How about
that? Beautiful. Synthesize the synthesizer. Right? Oh, I did this. It's like making a
a computer I'm gonna put the processor in okay that's all right about that no
okay maybe not exactly
I
Can move with the mouse
Are you fucking kidding me
Alright, you need to go into the thing, you understand?
Punch it?
What?
Shit!
No!
Nooo!
Here, why don't I recalibrate?
I don't understand observe I don't can it be rotated I don't know
I'm putting it right where it says it's supposed to be.
And then I hit it.
Control on the NPC.
Okay.
Okay.
Alright.
Oooh!
Wait, did it work?
You just began, oh it's not, like y'all have to understand, nothing is intuitive to me.
Like I can't intuit things.
Every single thing for me is like the first time I've ever seen it.
You're just power support.
Like unless I've already done something, I don't know how to do it.
Like I'm not even kidding.
Like I have no intuition for anything.
Okay, so it says activate the power supply.
Well, how do I do that?
Maybe I talk to it.
Maybe I gotta punch it.
Hang on the middle of the power device.
Well, how do I hang on to it?
Okay.
What are we saying?
It says hang on.
Hang on to the middle of the powered device.
But there's multiple powered devices.
What does powered device mean?
Is this the power device?
No.
Okay.
This has got to be it.
Damn!
Okay, now what?
Okay.
Trolling? No, I-as I said, I just can't intuit puzzles at all.
Like, I have, like, no brain.
Unless it's, like, clearly spelled out for me or I've done something like it before?
I just-I don't-I don't think the way other people think.
Like straight up
Like if you've watched me play any video game, you know that
Okay
Like even things that should be obvious are like just impossible for me to figure out
I, I, I, I, I, I gotta have a hundred hours
We'll never figure that out
That's all
what your brain it's just like no i just i don't i don't like thinking
like i i hate having to like figure things out like thing
like never thinking is like working all right this all right no there's a girl is this the bird
so have you decided on your part
Oh
Sorry, who are you? I
Am white crow white crow a
Guardian at the abyss and a protector of your world's cosmic order. What?
You're the woman from the sewer
The kindness you showed me back then
Will guide you on your path
I'm the chosen one. I knew it here
take these wings I knew it bro the power to soar through the open skies is
yours to command it's time to return
you're telling me to jump worry not those wings will see you down safely now
now. Take me flight.
Uh oh.
The world is yours to explore.
Okay.
That's what I was at before.
Press space bar to mid-air fly, okay.
Damn, look at this place.
This place is huge.
Damn bro, this is a big-ass game and this is where I was at too.
Alright, let's land.
Seems like that one didn't work.
Let's revive at checkpoint.
Wait. Wait, I- Oh my god.
Okay, now I get it.
Now I get it.
That'll shift.
Oh, shit, now I'm going big fast.
Damn, I'm gonna go.
Look at me, look at me, look at me.
Okay, so space bar.
Okay, so deactivate and re-activate, all right?
That's all Jock would do it.
Let's figure it out.
We're smart.
You can fly now?
No, I just have wings.
Down.
Never enough stamina? My stamina sucks. I can tell you everything about the wild.
Yeah, I never have. You're right. Never did.
Where's the night outfit from the dogs edition wait how do I do that whoa wait I
I get worried how I get worried, what, what, the night?
It says I don't have it.
What are y'all talking about?
You look like you've got some coin.
What are you doing asking me for money?
Did you hear all the gray mates got white pens?
You gotta go to Lioncrest Watchtower.
Let's go.
Scammed? I know.
I bet that's a watchtower.
Check the envelope and settings? Okay.
Map.
Imminori.
A document? The letter?
No, that's not it. That's from the girl.
add on in settings okay
give me a minute
where does it say settings?
settings?
add-ons?
receivable items it says empty
refresh?
I'm not scammed
they scam me bro
Okay. Wait. Wait, are these guys bad? Wait, why'd they attack me? Oh, I got it. I got
it. I didn't even mean to do that.
Okay. Wait, where's my weapon? Where's my weapon? Where my weapon go? Where my weapon
go? Why do I not have my weapon? Tab? No, it's F2. It's F2. It's F2. Can I use it?
wait wait I know what to do I know what to do
come here no it didn't work okay all right
Okay, um, I'm trying to figure out how to use that.
Okay, okay.
Flip?
It's a whip.
But it doesn't let me...
Okay, I have it.
I have it.
Mmm!
Damn, that guy got fucked up hard.
That wasn't so bad at all.
I got 40 arrows and a key.
Y'all said by the way, it was accessibility for motion sickness.
Bore intensity, I'm gonna take it to zero.
I'm gonna do one more thing.
Oh wait, I thought it jumped with spacebar.
Then why does it say control?
I don't understand, well it says jump is spacebar, this is jump.
Oh, it is jump.
But I didn't want it to be that.
That's right, I forgot.
The transit?
No, I didn't.
It should be control.
Apply.
Why?
Aim and guard evade should be spacebar.
And aim should be alt.
And then this can be this.
And I want to apply.
Why?
Because that's the way I want it to be.
Because my role, a defensive role, is always, is always, always, gentlemen, spacepar.
It's never not spacepar.
Uh, what?
What's wrong?
Damn!
What the fuck is that?
Damn, that bitch got killed!
Damn!
Okay.
All right, so give me one second, I got to figure something else out because I forgot.
Okay, all right, all right, all right, so where's it?
Where's it?
Okay.
Um, heavy attack, select, I want to have it on beat, be like that because that's
my heavy attack button and then oh I should do block too. This is very important for me
like my brain doesn't work unless well it doesn't work period but I get really won't work if
I don't have this setup. Okay so where's block? Where's block? It doesn't say block.
um what on the top now says sprint of age oh guard
okay
oh never mind okay i don't know fucking all right all right let's just let's just go let's just go
Alright, it's time for him to die.
What were you doing with them arrows, bitch?
I don't think so.
Let's do it.
Time to kill everybody now.
Now I know how to fight.
Okay.
Go through this.
Kill this guy.
There it is. Get him out of- Get him out of my life, bitch!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
What's that doing?
Damn! What the fuck?
Got him.
Trem to fat? It's alright. Like, I-I-I'm having a hard time picking up this-
There's a lot of like, uh, controls that you have to understand, and if you don't understand the control, like that,
the controlling the game is the biggest difficult factor.
I've liberated a whole region.
Yeah, for me, that's one having the hardest time of it.
Other than that, it's easy.
use a fire arrow to remove the vines
I thought I quit
it says remove
but I don't understand
What the fuck do you want?
I'm sorry?
Oh no!
Okay.
Okay.
Oh no!
Okay.
Sorry about that.
Okay, so if there's fire here, turn off the fire.
Well, does that mean I want to put this in the arrow?
Yeah, yeah, that's where it works.
Okay, got it.
What does this say?
Hartman Plague Helm.
That seems really good.
I just stole a painting.
Did I just really do that?
What does it say?
I'm just gonna walk through it, probably not gonna do anything.
I gotta run. I gotta run. I'm running. I'm up.
Spinning boys can't get me. Alright, let's loot all this.
give me a minute fuck you okay I got a copper pouch I got a box okay I was
hoping for that
Uh-oh.
Read memory fragments scattered out of the world.
Add any device?
Okay.
F2.
Hold F2 to select the visionary.
But...
Uh...
Wait, what?
Cut.
but it says to do it press F2 to equip it from the headgear tab well I thought I
had it equipped it is equipped then hold it
Lantern, what?
Armor tab?
E?
I can't, I don't understand because if I hold it down, I can't press E.
Wait, oh, I can click it, okay.
What the fuck is this?
Dyslexia.
What?
What?
What?
Vigione?
Oh!
Shit.
More precisely, one of the moments I've recorded this.
This device is called the Visio.
It captures and stores information gathered from the world around it.
And then projects that scene back to the viewer.
So I got the camera?
Small floor, perhaps.
Control-wrappings also fucked up.
Controls for the game suck. They're totally unintuitive.
Mud.
Okay, speak with the child. Here, I think.
Oh, we gotta go out of here.
Okay, so...
What's this?
Can I get the money?
Coins?
Coins?
Coins?
Book? Coins?
Yo, fuck this. I'm gonna be picking up one penny at a time.
Oh let's go back I'm good, I'm good, I'm just gonna ignore that, go home bitch I'm out!
Hmm, where's that kid from earlier?
take you there himself so stick close wait follow his lead I have to follow a cat see you next time
let's go follow the cat
Yeah, yeah, take me to where I want to go.
Well, it's hard to figure out.
Yeah, there's a lot of like unnecessary complication with systems like in terms of like using functions
and stuff like that but that's like the only thing that I find to be annoying
everything else besides that's been fine so far catch peony
what was it with menus yeah I think that's like the only thing I would really
say is like bad
I didn't stop to smell the roses. I stopped to pull that bitch right out from the fucking
ground and now it's in my pocket. That's my rose now. I'm pointing menus guys? Yeah,
I think menus can be good and bad.
I don't think these menus have functionalities of unnecessary.
There's a certain type of elegance to simple design that makes it to where, you know, oh
where's the rabbit?
Wait, oh my god, forgot about Mr. Cap.
I've been misled.
Mmm.
What the hell was that?
What?
Oh.
Uh.
see how maybe yo you and I go about dog okay um F and click on a target to use nature's
grass allowing you to move over with heavy object or what
what
but I don't understand
that press F
Okay, now I have to observe this guy too, observe.
Ex to inner focus?
Oh, focus right now.
What the fuck am I supposed to do now?
Okay
We're good to don't want this way
Well, I got a click on it I
Have to unravel the secret of the ancient ruins
So
Maybe I got a talk to this one
No? Punch it? No, sure, I might as well. No?
Oh wow, okay
Use a force, okay
All right, let's go.
Not any, any, or, or, or, or, or.
What's this stupid little?
No, woo?
I'm in handy
No Wu? I'm here
The power of nature flows through you
It really be trusty
And I can trust this power to you
Yeah
Okay, let's go
Alright, y'all said there was Wu?
where we don't know about their loop for it no loop
we don't know about it before
Oh dumb as hell a bit so crescent
What
Hmm, I gotta lose something. Oh shit told me that
Oh
Why didn't they let me fly
why why I don't understand I thought I thought it was a fly what the fuck
what what I don't know I shit we don't know me I was fucking awesome he changes
settings wait what
Oh
Now I'll do it
Yeah, okay, let's go I didn't go out horse
Okay
Okay, um, I have to talk to the group of guys
Okay, oh these guys right here. I must face a great name myself way who?
Who this guy speak with a person looking for gray man's all right
You're looking for green beans
What do we have here look at this?
Gray man's gonna find us
Our lucky day
How much is mirrored in about me again?
Not so much. I want to let him know who it is. It's your life. What's so little?
Imagine this dude shows up. I
Apologize for my man
They may have given you the wrong impression
I am the night Matthias
I long wish to test my skills against a gray man
He's that guy.
Damn, alright, let's go.
Damn.
I hope you live up to the legends don't aim to disappoint quite a quick tongue
let's get this bitch come into my domain
why i'm not wanting to get out of that
This is just a warm up!
I told you to stop that!
Oh fuck.
Fuck.
Ah, this is a fuel for the agent!
Pump kick?
Hold F?
Oh
Oh
Damn
Okay
Oh, there's like an energy thing I use to use that spell.
I didn't know that.
I feel like that kick is really good.
Got him.
What?
Yeah, actually, I bet you do.
Oh, man! Now I'm just big dickin' on him! Let's go!
Oh
Perry
Oh
One out of one have a one more one more one more. You want one of these? Oh, yeah
Get on my life
Come on come back come back
We'll see
I'm just like
That's a bitch.
You got a sword on you.
You got a sword on you.
Damn. A knight of honor.
You're not bad yourself.
A knight of honor.
I had believed I was quite strong.
But the world is vast and there are many who are stronger still.
It was a good match graymate
What champion I can't lose sword
Who were the man oh here it is you're as remarkable as I've heard
It appears the clucking of house hens held a kernel of truth
I am Barden middler the marshal of her man
I serve Marquis Circus, lord and steward of this land.
It is an honor to witness such swordsmanship.
What do you want?
Pardon my presumptuousness, but I have come with an urgent request.
short-handedly, we need the help of someone like you, Greymane.
Marshall, I didn't mean to say that.
Come on.
Get to the point.
Of late, the peace in this region has been sorely troubled.
Brigands run rampant, and despite our best attempts, we've been unable to see them.
I believe they have a powerful benefactor pulling the strings.
However, we have no solid evidence to support this claim, and we can't afford further investigation
If you were to lend us your aid
Marquis circus will be
more than pleased
So my priority is finding my comrades down
I'm not sure there'd be much help on my own the marquee is a generous law
He will surely aid in reestablishing the grainy
until we meet again so um excuse me all right so let's see here where is it
Mr. Horse, let's do it.
Do you recommend the game?
I played it for like an hour, man.
Damn, we got all the...
So far, I think that the...
Everything about the game is good except for the controls.
So like...
one thing is that I don't think the game does a good job like whoa wait he
knows his place now wait y'all just killed him damn what y'all just killed
this guy for what
Damn, for being a bandit? Maybe they just kill him for being poor, you know? Like, you don't want poor people in your fucking village messing the whole place up, you know?
You don't want them messing up your nice village with all their poor fucking, their ugly ass poor face and their shitty clothes.
So I just got to take him outside the village and kill him
He's gotta go yeah, I gotta know their place. I think they're gonna be in your village, uh-uh
You're saying about the control control suck
Controls are the worst thing about the game. I'm not finished wait. What you have just squandered your last chance. What y'all
What why?
why would you want why don't want to squander my chance you really think
honestly I bro you y'all actually think you really want to fuck with me
all right
I'll try and shoot that fucking arrow at me huh
What are you doing, you little robin hood, what's going on boy?
Oh, you little dick sucker.
I fucked him up, huh?
should you need aid I gotta go to Lotus board
Wait, wait, wait, wait, I gotta put my hoodie on.
Quit eyeballing me.
Can I help you?
You're staring.
I don't want to go to my hairline.
So I have to put on my hoodie off now.
To give you a...
No, I'm not bald. There's nothing on my hairline.
I just don't want to be able to see it. That's all.
I just don't want people to see it.
No, it's totally fine.
My hairline is actually, if anything, it's improving.
I just don't want people to see it in the process of improving.
I'm here to help.
I don't need people to see that.
All right, all right, we're good man, hey
What's this bitch saying he say want me to stab him
He wants me to stab him already damn. I'm all right coping with me
Long names of copes that while I water my kind of horn thief horn thief
What's this looks like looks like a goat
Okay, oh
What this strange Norse is from the cave?
Is that built for this game you mean it's a fucking video game every video game is easy
Anybody that has problems playing video games is a retarded
they're made for retarded kids like there are games that I just don't really vibe
with and but am I enjoying this game yeah I'm enjoying the game it's fun now
there are a lot of things about the game but I find to be tedious and annoying
like this is tedious and annoying but this is the way the games design they
made the game this way on purpose do you need so I you just have to deal with
it just deal with it like I mean like this is really just that simple like that
that's just the way the game is yeah well you can't get mad about it like
that's just the way the game and now the only actual criticism I have is the
controls I think controls are terrible terrible terrible controls but other
than that. How we doing? How we doing? How we doing? How do I throw? How do you throw?
Two?
Maybe it's tab.
Drop.
Okay, what if I drop it off the edge?
Damn it, man.
I mean, I gotta try everything.
No, I didn't want boom bitch. It's me
What's up you drunk old fuck you stupid ass drunk fucking piece of shit like this right here
Like walking into this like the control acts like you shouldn't have to press control the inner after like this is confusing
I'll get back my house
The bottom band is just gonna bring you all back, huh?
A bloody fool's what you are, brother.
Maybe we should just kill him.
He's got a point, you know.
Your cows are as good as dead, I reckon.
Yeah, she's right.
I've asked for money all over town.
I've even bought 966.
Have you purchased a woman yet?
Oh, punch.
Neither, actually.
They're not the only one being terrorized, you know.
Aye, it's worth a try.
Who the fuck is this guy?
Is that Shrek?
They've got their hands full dealing with those bleed band-aids.
Master has always had an excuse.
They ain't nothing but Nobleman's laptop's that long.
It's been three days.
I'm sure they'll come out.
Use a controller?
No, it's just...
The...
It's a philosophy.
You can wave all you want, Bremer.
They ain't coming.
Never.
They will.
They ask you.
That's enough.
Let's just go.
Mm-hmm.
Come at her how much we fuss the cows are coming by.
What is the world coming to, right?
Are you in need of help?
No.
Yes.
Why is my voice sound like I'm in a brass dome?
I need all the help in the world.
Why is it, why is it, why is it, why do I talk like that?
You always be blasted to sprinters, mits, here and there.
I wonder.
Bandits took every last part of my couch!
Solomon has put trial after trial before me!
Was that your host?
It was. Before it became kindling.
The acid boulder fell from the sky!
Oh, that was my fault.
Bandits plucked up whatever rocks didn't lay flat.
The heathen took my precious couch!
Every one of them. Oh, no
I'm gonna change my gear after this told him to just take the damn cows, but
They took their fists to my face demanding more and more
Just look what I did to my face
I'm not asking for much
I'm just trying to get by
Please, help me get my cows back.
Damn, baby.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Damn.
Thank you so much.
Slap them around a little bit.
I want you to slap them around a little bit.
Slap them around a little bit.
Let them know what's going on.
Now let me look at my gear.
So inventory.
Where's my free loot?
I thought I bought the deluxe edition.
It says empty.
I can't it but what the fuck yeah all right all right so what do I have for a
loot um so this says three defense and my current item has zero defense okay
Okay, so that's pretty bad, and this one has two difference.
Let me put this one on, then.
And then, okay, is that a fire arrow?
It's an explosive arrow.
Okay.
oh shit oh now we're gaming you have to
the button it in a button it interact
ever game bro no if there's a there's
no reason for there to be a separate
or a I can turn on lantern I've been
more yeah I wonder if I can shoot a
bird
Do I have infinite arrows
It doesn't say I have arrows do I
Wait
42
what you're looking at is a memory more precisely one of the moment I
recorded this was it got a mask on it's called the vision it captures and stores
information gathered from the world around it what and then projects that
I've seen this back to the well how the fuck did that just randomly happen I
I don't even know how I did that.
Okay.
Speak with the witness. Is this the witness?
If you're slow, you're just a tool for someone sharper.
I guess not.
Maybe this guy's the witness?
No?
Well, what the fuck?
Um, the goat is not the witness.
Then what the fuck?
Speak with the witness.
But there's nobody there.
What the fuck am I supposed to do?
Oh, he ran away!
Well, fuck!
Why fucking ran away? Fuckin' piece of shit, fucking ran away!
Okay, I'm gonna teleport away, I'm out, I'm out, we're gonna run back.
All right, let's go I'm gonna go away. I'm gonna come back
He bounced never to be seen again. Yeah, I was like what the fuck you talking about
Level achieved wait what level two skills dash
But I'm not I don't have levels do what I think I do
Okay, let me turn around and hopefully I can do it now soft rock already. I know
now. Okay, okay. What the hell is that? The fuck are you doing?
that way but what about the cows the cows the cows that are he lost his cows in
his life those cows are his own life show some sympathy now I'm just being
honest cows ain't worth getting killed over yes they are I'm trying to say is
pardon me you know where the stolen cows are so brah why would you ask us about
that are you fresh off the farm are you look at my face look at my face well I
got that shit on the army he was asking yeah I saw them follow me I'll lead you
to them I gotta get on the horse I think this guy is going to leave me to a pack
of bandits they're gonna try to ambush me I think that's what's gonna happen like
I'm feeling that's what's gonna happen let's go
Well, probably, yeah, I think...
I heard about that.
Maybe he just...
Maybe he should just die.
I feel like, honestly...
Just killed a guy, you know?
guy you know. Yeah I mean he obviously has bad karma.
Uh-huh.
Broly brother.
Look at that tree. It's like the tree in Elgin ring.
Look at that tree.
It's like the tree in the Elven ring.
I kind of want to go over there.
What do y'all think? Should we go over there after this?
I kind of want to just do it and see what happens.
Yeah, let's go with that tree, bro.
Uh-oh. What's the smell?
is it KFC seems like it's not it's not KFC I don't know what it could be there
just a bit what these losers fishers are your coin case you good luck
I gotta get off the horse.
What?
Come into my domain.
Oh.
Oh, yeah, that's right, bitch.
Where's his loser at?
There were two guys I thought
We're doing fat boy, we're doing fat boy
What's wrong I one tapped him that was nothing
Wonder if you can snatch somebody
I'm going to enjoy every day. Can you? Oh, you can bite it.
Oh, God. Where they at? Damn, what the fuck?
What's he doing? What are you doing spinning around?
Anybody else?
What are you doing, bitch?
Tackle him! Oh!
Hit him!
What?!
Okay, I got time up. I don't know how it works. It was a fast event and I couldn't think that
fast. Okay, so, take, let me take all the stuff, right?
carry okay I don't need this I don't understand that over there yeah get out
of here okay take weapons box wait I got a box full weapons wait what the hell
am I doing wait what the heck what the fuck am I doing
reinforce your equipment okay oh I see it took it took a temporary buff okay I
get it all right and then cactus warhammer wait a minute cactus warhammer
use your lantern where it reacts what
Oh, maybe it's in here.
No.
So, this is all I want to use the lantern.
On.
But, I don't understand.
This is I have to read about the memory of the cows.
Use your lantern where it reacts.
Hold control?
No?
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
It's the helmet bro, but it says to use your lantern it says use your like how do I use the lantern?
Okay, let me maybe I equip the helmet wait it didn't equip
Okay
Quit what the fuck
Use
Wait, how's it not?
What the fuck am I supposed to do?
Deactivated it says what the hell is this I can't oh my god, okay
Use.
No, I already did that.
Hold control.
No, it doesn't work.
In the combat zone?
No, I don't know what that means.
like it just did something
use space no it doesn't work either
use F2 and swap helmets
okay
okay
I have no idea how to use this game.
I have no idea what I'm doing.
Like, I don't know why is it even like...
Okay, let me just...
Weapon wheel, but it doesn't even make sense.
Like, so...
Oh, that was cool.
Like, so, if this is the Lantern,
then I can spacebar and the Lantern is on.
It says, use your Lantern where it reacts.
Now, what does reacting mean?
This looks like it's reacting because there's a blue on it.
So, what is that?
Hold it?
What?
What do you mean, hold?
I...
I'm holding space.
that doesn't work hold control no oh Jesus Christ oh my god okay the Lantern
reacts and sends signals to your location where the memory is fragment
Okay, play of reveal memory at the location.
Okay, so what do I do now?
So I guess I have to do this, right?
Read the memory.
It says read the memory on the cow's whereabouts.
I'm gonna have to make my weapons stronger.
Wait, what about this?
Do I have to do over here?
Read the memory about the where about the cap.
Okay, so how do I read a memory?
Investigate the whereabouts of Brenner's stolen cows.
Is this it?
I think I got it
But wait, I thought I had it
All right
I know the missing cow. Okay, here we go
All right, so now what wait, okay, so it doesn't what about this do I have to click on this to
Wait
It says read the memory on the cows whereabouts
What does that mean?
Read the memory fragment. Does that mean I go to my journal and I find what are memory fragments?
Music F2 right? Now use your helmet
All right, so how do I use the helmet again?
Why even
Return to Bremmer. All right, let's go. We got to go back. Um
Let's see I'm trying to decide how I want to go that one. Okay. I'll just I'll try back. It's on the gear
Let's go.
Let's go.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Run.
Looks really good.
Let's go.
The controls are clearly by a software developer, not a game designer.
The controls, like, I don't know if I've ever played a game with worst design for
controls before.
Actually, I have. In 1996, King's Quest.
Very bad year for video games.
Yeah.
Very bad year. Oh my god. It's so terrible.
Like, the game is good, but like, these controls and like the...
There are a lot of unnecessary functions.
like it's just like kind of what the controls in this camera like playing
quap like just using like there's no reason for that to even be a function
you get used to it a lot of people won't they'll just get annoyed and quit I
I guarantee it, guarantee it!
It's convoluted!
It's time to kill!
Okay
We got killed no one else will have to suffer
Okay, so speak with the enraged man. Oh shit, okay, all right, and let me
Okay, so inventory
And I have to equip like just like the the menus are just
Absolutely horrible
Like I don't understand how anybody could have made this and thought that it was good
I I don't understand it even for the fucking the slightest amount like this is so terrible
Like everything about like the controls and everything is like just fucking
It's like there's so many unnecessary interactions that could have just all been if you consolidated
every single one of these interactions into an interact button, the game would immediately
become better.
It would immediately be better.
Let me get the horse.
Where's my horse?
There it is.
Malvang?
Yeah.
Molding? Yeah, well I mean it's annoying whenever you have a coat and another
thing that, you gotta be a bitch, another thing like for example is that like
moving the whole, like there's a lot of, there's a lot of like very minor
things that I think are just kind of designed fuck ups. Like for example,
like you know how in Witcher 3 you just press shift again and it starts
it starts running fast.
This doesn't work that way.
And so you just have to press shift
like an unknown amount of times,
and then it starts moving.
But like it's not intuitive in the way that
you would assume that like, you know,
whenever you're riding a horse,
you hold down shift to continue
making your character run faster.
It's like Red Dead?
Maybe, I've never played Red Dead.
okay let's go it's in the dark find out what the commotion was about
Oh
You cut them off about no, you would someone
You'll get no it was not money. Why the hell would I do that?
Just what damn he's mad sound like you're by no, you know, huh?
Well does it does it all right?
They were to be sold off in a few days who the hell will buy him now
Ow! Fuck!
At least he didn't lose anything else.
The hell I didn't!
Those rotten bastards!
Took bloody everything!
Ah, that explains it.
We see some strange folk lurking around your house, didn't we?
All right? Tell it.
Wait.
What?
I saw it too.
You did fuck all I drank a lot that day. Hey, why did you say something?
Cautioner later. Hey
Come have a drink once you can
Damn everybody's just mad god damn help over here
Shit rock
The fuck you trying to get me worked up again
Calm down. I'm not here to cause trouble.
Damn, he just had a lot of malice.
And by the sun was strong.
Tell me.
You got damn right, brother.
You hurt for yourself, didn't you?
Some thieving scum stacked my ass.
They would have done me in too if I had gone and run off.
And were they after something?
Some bit of rock.
I heard it clear.
I heard him saying it was order to find it.
Didn't say by you.
And you had it?
What I do is some bloody rock.
Eat it!
He's just spazzing out.
Now that I think of it,
maybe they meant those stones
that have been fallen from the sky.
Aha!
The big rocks!
I'll try and track the thieves down.
Wait, really?
Well, get going then!
I'll reward you for finding even a single spoon!
Okay, alright, where they at?
Where they at?
Ooh, they're all the way over there!
Okay, let's go.
Alright, um...
Let me go...
Okay, horse!
What?
Oh, it's dog!
Wait, what? Yeah?
What?
Who the fuck is this?
Wait, what are you just...
Wait, what?
What?
What?
Okay, let's go over this one.
He touched me.
He did.
Woo!
Okay.
Is this game comparable to Witcher 3?
I mean, I don't know. I mean, like maybe a little bit, but like, it's not really the same as Witcher 3.
Let me use my horse. Where's my horse?
Where is he? There he is.
Okay, let's go.
get to recommend it well let me as I said I think that the game is like the
only the only problem that I have is with the controls like other than that
the game is good it's just that I really think the controls are horrible
Oh my god, I'm almost down.
Look at these glorious pile of shit.
Oh.
Load of bollocks.
Oh, it stumbled onto something easy.
I'm trying to control her.
I don't want to use control her.
What a fucking waste of our time.
Mate.
Who the hell is that?
Yeah.
What are you doing?
Uh oh, we gotta kill everybody.
Why don't you come and have a look?
Uh oh.
You'll be the last thing you see.
Uh oh.
The other one's out here making trouble.
Okay.
Damn it!
Oh, that's one dead.
Damn!
He died fast.
Okay, so let me...
Oh no, I gotta use the lantern again.
Okay, let me... can I open this?
How does this work?
What is this?
Like, I...
Palmar Pill.
Okay, Mysterious Elixir.
Oh, that's...
is like I palmar pill okay mysterious elixir oh that that seems good okay and
then it said I have to use wait a minute
Okay
Hornless goat and I have to read the memory. Okay, how do I do this again?
Okay, so I have to
Okay, I don't even know I did
What do you mean?
Die!
Wait.
No, no, no.
I hate how sorry you are.
Is this you?
Idiot!
Idiot!
Idiot!
Idiot!
I'm not mad as hell.
I'm just trying to help you.
Why?
We'll bear my controls as I feel like BDO.
We need to move!
We need to move!
We need to move!
We need to move!
BDO's controls suck.
I don't even understand what you mean.
What do you mean?
So the BDO's controls are bad, so it's okay for these to be bad, it just didn't make sense.
Okay, so...
Alright, now, alright.
Uh, let's see, so F2, and then I'm gonna control, and I wanna put on the special hat.
And then...
How do I activate the... the...
You read the wrong one? Okay, give me a minute. You did an old memory? I forgot even how to do a memory.
Like it's just too many of these like weird combination functions. Like there's no knowledge,
memory fragments. Okay, here we go. Can I kind of click on this? How do I...
Why?
What does it even mean?
Inventory?
Unequip Inspect?
Press F2
Then hold F2 and select the vision to read the memory
So I have to press F2. Well, I don't press F2. I have to hold F2
On
Wait no
Play this memory
We were some coin. I told you not to get close.
We're getting in, didn't we?
Listen, we did just what you asked and pay up.
Coin.
Glatian Vassils, you'll get your money or try and get what I want.
That's exactly what you told us.
You said you wanted some rocks. We bought plenty.
Big rocks, small rocks and real prize winners.
We picked up every damn pebble around them, and not one of them radiates light.
Damn.
I'm starting to think you're glowing rocks aren't real.
Wait, the glowing rocks aren't real?
What do you mean?
You lie guy, definitely getting fired at Pearl Abyss?
Good.
Whoever made this is a fucking idiot.
Like it's basically like
The game is good, but like this one function in the game is so problematic
That I think it will shade people's perspectives for the game because they won't know how the game works
It's terrible I
Don't think that I've ever seen a UI for a video game or like a function system for a video game
It's worse than this
Which is so insane because so much else in the game is great
But like they just for some reason couldn't figure this out at all
It's insane
All right, I figured it out here attack the bandits done. I killed them. Huh you found them
I kill where are those seeding fucks dead?
You won't be seeing them again
and my belongings by the river you can carry them all you modern age you can't
even carry some boxes and why is this anyway
could fetch a pretty son you found this with my stuff isn't not yours
Uh oh.
There you go.
Big money.
Big money.
Ooh.
A dozen goats.
Damn.
That's a lot of goats.
Alright, let's go.
Let's see if it controls absolute dog shit.
Yeah, that's my only, that's my only complaint for the game.
Like the story...
Like this is gonna sound racist.
My expectations for any Korean video game is for the story to be terrible.
I don't know what the fuck y'all are doing over in Korea, but it sure as hell ain't right in good stories.
Holy fuck.
But I'm just gonna say it.
I'm just gonna say it.
Every- every one of these- wait, what's this blue thing?
Wait, wait, wait, this is important, what's the blue thing?
I don't want to buy that, it's just a rock.
Don't want that.
Spitting facts, somebody gotta say it, somebody gotta say it, brother.
Okay, let's go.
Get out of here, you fucking duck!
Fuck you!
I'm Korean, I don't find that racist.
Track record speed for self?
I mean, I don't know what y'all do, I don't get it.
Cause the thing is, I've been watching solo leveling, it's great!
So what, was that like just an accident?
Well, how was that good?
But everything else is like, what the hell is going on?
It's like lost art Kazan
Throne of liberty
stellar boy
I'm y'all I mean right and so so long story is not good compared to this bro, it's Lord of the Rings
all right all right so we gotta go okay talk to the crying child I've got
another idea what wait for the right time
band together and ride them out fine day for nothing is fine day for shut the
fuck up.
Oh, the kid's high.
Now it's going to fall out.
That's what happens.
That's what happens.
you want to fuck with me nobody even thinks about it you fuck with the
champion right here
what the fuck do I do says wait for the right time I don't know let me go talk
to Jesus up here
What?
Speak with the Lord?
Who's the Lord?
It says not to do that.
You're simple!
Tell me you then!
That's what I thought.
Pussy.
What?
What? Oh no, no, oh now I'm the bad guy, right?
Oh now I'm the bad guy, right?
I'm gonna move away, I'm gonna come back.
It says speak to the crying child, but there's no crying child.
escape
son
Will we by listen to the child's story
car
Is this him this is something this could be
Who is stupid half
That's not it. Okay, maybe now this is going to happen. Now hit escape. Wait, what? What?
No, he's not fighting.
He keeps saying stupid things.
Leave him alone.
I heard my dad saying Woolly's dead.
Stop it.
Can't you see?
Woolly's crying.
Crying won't get Woolly back.
Wait, not dead.
He will come back.
Just get over it, stupid.
Shut up.
I'm gonna get Woolly back.
I'm gonna find him.
I don't know what it means.
That's something bad happened.
Yes, my wooly's got sheep now.
I was visiting Mr. Remerick when that rock fell from the sky and when I got home.
What happened? What happened?
Did any adult see what happened?
Yeah, they said they saw some bad men take wooly and we can't get him back.
I tried to find him.
Where's this stupid little fucking kid?
This stupid little fucking kid, where is he?
Shut the fuck up!
Shut up, bitch!
Who's this?
I saw them entering the cave.
Pardon me.
Who are you?
Are you that fellow who defeated Matthias?
Yeah.
That's quite the feat.
I'm that guy.
He was amazing.
I'm that guy.
Well, what brought such a fine warrior here?
Have you seen any bandits around here?
Might have stolen a sheep.
Why don't you just get one of these?
They're not stealing sheep, but there's a bandit camp.
just to cross the river
uh-huh
Okay, let me go over there
Can I pick up the sheet? No, okay, let's go
And oh
There it is
We off on an adventure now I
I have to put on my other special hat oh shit oh shit let's go
Oh, the bandics, oh, they're up here on the side, gotta go this way, I have to sneak
up on them.
I'm gonna sneak up on
No
Oh
Oh, what's wrong with you?
We are not leaving here alive!
Okay.
I fell down.
Okay, I gotta get back up.
I'm trying to get back up.
Fine.
What?
You're next.
Get him out of here.
Get him out of here.
All I look how many people I've killed just for one sheet
There's no amount of death that will be sufficient for us to reclaim mr. She
One rule don't be boring what?
Oops
I'll heal up after this do it see that this
Don't got his bitch ass
Wait
Oh
I mean, what's that?
Whoa, what's this here?
It says, Luke.
It says here, Luke, Luke.
Why does it not let me, Luke?
Now I can't zoom in for some unknown reason.
Got him.
Got him.
Got him.
Got him.
Got him.
Got him.
Got him.
Carry.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Wooly?
You're gonna have to go off the edge.
I know...
I know you might not want this.
But...
Unfortunately...
This is natural selection.
Goodbye, Wooly.
I
Carry this fucking thing all the way over back to the I got carried fucking sheep all the way back over to this
Oh my god
All right, let's go
Summon horse
This horse want it can I do that?
I'm like a chimer right now
I'm three animals in one.
I'm building my power.
Let's go!
He doesn't even move faster.
Fuck, dude, I'm just gonna run.
Let's go, Willy!
Yeah, it's easier to just rock, man.
Alright, you little retard.
I just threw him on the ground!
Wait, what?
They- they- they shaved the tail.
just go get another one go get another one
does that mean I have a gray man wait what
Yeah, I can take it to him. Come on. Okay. Let's go. You know great man's always drunk
He nearly drowned in a bat of ale
And today I found him sleeping in a dummy. Damn what a retard. I think the ale helps him in his memory
When he's drunk, you always tell stories of great man, huh?
What an interesting fellow
Where is he?
What's strange?
Yeah
So I had to get this guy a new sheep for no reason
Well, where is this asshole
So bitch
So what you want? Oh
It's over here
Oh no.
Uh-huh.
Look at this fat man.
Are these side quests the main story?
This is the main story.
This is what it's all about.
Okay.
are you all right
who's who's asking someone who needs your aid
you've you've heard tales of my swordsmanship yes I have
you wanna be
I'll show you what a true gray man is
I didn't just fat ball day his line go on horseback with the man, okay?
You can write go all gray means can do it right close and blindfolded
I'm one of the special ones among them. I bet you are the great gray means
Do you know what the gray means like never heard of them? I imagine you're going to tell me
Wow.
I thought you were the captain.
Well in that case, it's best to go see Posse and him around here.
Uh-oh, he's run away.
Posse the real? Everything's a mess, anyways.
Ooh.
Where are we going?
To the toms who stole the ship of Posse.
Why would he do that?
To the clever little scallywaggy little son.
It's, uh, child.
He just ran down all those kids for nothing!
He's drunk? Wait, he's drunk riding his horse?
Oh no.
Okay.
Let's go, pork boy. Let's go!
He really is fat.
Look, look, look!
Uh-oh.
Those damn bandits are over there!
Then I'll take it from here.
Finally!
I'll go rally the guards!
I'm gonna sneak up on this guy.
I never start a fire, I can't finish!
What?!
He saw me!
Oh my god
What
I got to be careful now what's wrong
That's what I thought.
Uh-oh, wait a minute, let me go into here.
Okay, nothing here, let's go.
You know, if you'll run, I don't know how to heal.
It never told me how to heal.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my God.
No.
Oh, man.
Goat.
Goat
Okay, no no that that way that might might not be the right go
So I'm not a I'm able to click everything else except for the axe
Ever they're all dead
Use your lantern.
Yeah.
Uh-oh.
Oh, fire?
I'm going to go get the weapons.
Enough! We're not going to pay enough for all your nagging!
A grey man is sniffing around our trail.
This is all because you pulled right around committing hockety thefts.
Oh, you have any idea how many mouths I have to bloody pee.
Damn.
If I cut it down by one, it is enough.
We'll find it soon.
We'll be spaced.
I've told you countless times.
Betray the Co-Pleets Trust.
And you're all fucking dead.
There's a board here at the wire point.
It's alright.
It's not like insanely good um there's a lot of there are positives and negatives
hmm hmm hmm might have to kill somebody oh wow everyone gather your belongings and livestock
I
Really am that guy I'm the best guy go to the guards, okay
That gold leaf merchant girls been real trouble I tell them we can prove it too many sketchy things have been happening
I I used to just be coin grubbing merchants
But now we got to watch our step around the truth not one of the negatives. This is all because of that brand
using controls in this game are horrible, right?
I know absolutely one of the worst games I've ever played for a game like that. I remember everything else is pretty decent
spruples now. They're no better than ordinary bangers
We have to do something or you know where I can find the gold leaves good old leaves a gray
me a gray man would be sure on coin my teller we got fucked up this you have
with the gold leads a personal matter let's be careful they do anything for
some easy coin for it is there after more than gold these days such as the
boulders in the sky hey hey you'll gain nothing by spreading such rumors you
are best to be minding my own business knows what they might do they've got
Okay, let's go.
I shall.
How do you rank this, Commander of Soulslike versus Elden Ring?
Um...
I mean, it's not the same as Elden Ring.
It's a very different game than Elden Ring.
Um...
I think that the...
Where is Mr. Horse?
Come here.
Okay.
Um...
I don't know.
Okay, let's move.
Move!
Hyperspia?
Who the fuck is Hyperspia?
I think that's the place I'm at.
Hiya!
Uh-huh.
I might just run out of this one throw brother
There you go. There you go. Don't mind me
Jump bitch jump you fucking retard fuck you fuck you bitch
Get out of here
Okay, speak with the Goldleaf merchant, okay?
I picked pocketed him. I tried to talk to him and I picked pocketed him.
All right now I'm a thief all right. What do I do now?
Bro, bro, I didn't mean it. I didn't mean it. I got fined ten dollars. Wait what?
Why am I not able to interact with this in PC?
Here.
Leave me alone.
Well, now we're at an impasse.
Oh, you're a civilized as a rough, aren't you?
There's a time for everything.
You're causing this time a lot of trouble.
Ah, break me.
Ooh.
I understand your anger at such injustice.
But if we're guilty of anything, it will complicit silence.
We've never committed any evil ourselves.
You expect me to believe that?
Shakatu did everything in his power to stop him.
It's not our fault.
There are too many ears listening here.
All will be explained in due time.
And the true monster revealed.
Oh shit. Who's the true monster?
Ask, talk to the non-asking for help, okay?
Maybe he deserves it.
Maybe Hubert deserves it.
Okay.
I'll call for the guards for now take a deep breath relax bitch
Bandits are headed to the healer's house. There's no one to stop those bastards
He refused to give them what they wanted. So now they're going to set it ablaze. Oh, huh, please
I already got to it
Gray main please help us
Have to help them work in the bandits one
She said it's some sort of boulder that fell out of the sky.
Please save our Hela.
I'll see what I can do.
Almighty Solomon!
Okay, let's go. I like your bassin' at.
Okay, just one spicy.
Why the fuck would he try to attack me?
He's trying to attack the literal god? Huh?
Oh what's going on? Get out of here! It's right. Anybody else? That's what I thought.
Gamebo's good but the writing is bad. It's Korean game. What do you expect?
All right, I got a run.
I can't wait to see the first boss.
Is this the first boss?
I guess we're going to find out.
Horse.
Yes.
Yes.
Take me over there.
me over there fucking bitch how about that
right
Get those mallards out of here.
It's a fire!
Let's go!
I'm on my way.
Okay.
No, no, no.
Get out.
Get out.
Get on.
go oh shit
Solomon save us
Mark scum to do such a despicable thing I'm certain they were after our healer
is anyone inside there's still someone in there maybe too late don't be so
quite cold as hope yes he might still be alive please help him yeah without a
They'll all die
Yeah
Let him die if he's not out of the fire he wants to die
We should have just given it
this is not the time to such musings we must save our people's life
there's a song still trapped within we must do something
What am I supposed to do?
Get out of here, bitch.
Can I throw them?
Where's the guy I got it I got it
What would have happened to him?
You have our sincerest love for him.
I'm glad I could help him.
It's just water. He must have spent so much time.
Yes.
Was that rock really worth the man's life?
Yes.
That was a very special rock.
Now we have to find Cubich.
Ah. Ah.
Do you say no?
I'm ashamed to ask, but...
Please rescue our healer.
Without him our town...
Slow down.
Where?
Where?
They took Cubich.
Our healer.
Hubert yes, yes when he wouldn't hand over the skystone Hubert or Hubert
ah
Such a thing is too heavy to bear cuz please take it
And save our human
So they gave me like what a Rubik's Cube and I have to save them. I'll do what I can do what I can
I wonder what artifacts are skills wait what the hell is this wait what oh
Oh. Oh. So I could have. Yeah. Max stamina first. How I do that. Where's Stana? Where
Where is it?
Where's it at?
Very top.
Okay, yeah, let's do that.
By the power of squares.
by the power of square oh there it is do I want to do two of them again let's do
it let's go until it says three oh big money big money let's go let's get it one
more one more one more oh there it is big stamina yeah it's a good idea okay
So what about the long sword? What's the difference in a sword and a long sword?
I bet the long sword might be longer
Maybe that's what maybe that could be it
Nobody knows
The length that's possible
Possible that could be the reason
Not certain
Okay
Alright. This is my specialty.
I'm gonna unhorse myself, and we'll begin.
Get up there, bitch. Get up there, bitch.
Okay, I gotta wait for my stamina to get back.
You know what this logo, the stamina thing reminds me of?
It reminds me of the Pizza Gate logo from the Jeffrey Epstein files.
It does.
As soon as I'm set, yeah.
Oh, it's so beautiful.
The environment, not the Jeffrey Epstein files.
The Jeffrey Epstein files are not beautiful at all.
They're very bad, very, very, very bad.
Damn.
Wow.
Oh.
Oh.
What are y'all doing?
we all know me I'll try to beat try and beat the champion
me
oh that's right
anybody else anybody else now where was I
Oh, did that work?
Come here, bitch.
What do I do?
What?
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Wait, what?
What?
I hear his chin at the tail.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
is it is that one better than my I think that I think that yeah we did
Mog this horse
mediocre horse, okay, I'm gonna register them out
Okay
Let's go
Shadowfacts show them a meeting of haste and by haste. I mean level one movespeed
All right, I'm gonna sneak up on this goblin. Oh
It's time to sneak up on
Oh, really?
Shit!
Shit!
Oh.
Boom.
Anybody else?
Damn, what the fuck?
I expected you to be shot.
Rescue him, you both!
Please, I'm trying to be strong.
Oh, how did he do that?
That's right. That's right. That's right. Get out of here.
I got jerky.
Wait. Bonefire. Wait. Alrighty.
So I can get health.
This takes five oats.
This takes pumpkins.
This takes...
These seem pretty good.
Okay, so the cheapest ones I want to get...
Spirit!
What the fuck is spirit?
What the fuck is spirit supposed to be?
Health.
Okay.
So, I'm gonna make oats.
Peace wait what what?
What just make it what?
How many would you want to make
11
Well, I thought I was making oats
What is that like a fucking honeycomb
What's this
I could do nothing outside.
Please, cut it free.
I'm so glad to see we're all thinking the same thing all about the game we all
thinking about the game where you guys think about the game
That's what y'all talking about, right?
Y'all talking about the game?
Okay, let's go.
Palmar Pill? Good.
Ooh, it's...
Okay.
You entreat me?
What's this fuck it was?
What is this, Macbeth?
Fun time!
Alright.
Roberto!
I probably best if you don't stick around
That's how indeed curse those damn gold leaf
Apologies
It just gets under my horn splitter horn sweater. Who's that the tyrannical gold leaf branch master
You see
Shaka to was meant to lead the you might have to kill him with the horn spitter
Zulu well his spells doomed for all her nan, I'm afraid
You gotta get on.
Who?
Oh wait, go to Shakatu.
Okay, let's go.
Uh, horse?
Horse.
Okay.
Let's do this.
The adventure continues.
Is the game worth playing?
Uh, it's a video game.
Like...
What's this?
Where are all these assholes doing over here?
It's no difference to me if he's a bloody Greymane.
Oh, shit.
If he crosses the gold leaves, we set him straight.
Oh, shit.
Understood? Stay sharp.
We gotta go in on all of them.
I shouldn't even give a shit about some poxy outlander.
Oh, it's him!
The Greymane.
I will kill you.
I'm not here to fight.
I am.
Fuck off who the fuck yeah first time hold on lads
We were looking for you anyway
The trade master was to see you
If you come quietly there won't be any trouble big mistake mistake
Jesus Christ.
Fuck.
Why am I not able to attack in a certain direction?
Okay.
These fuck ass boys are annoying.
Jesus Christ.
I'm trying to aim.
Is there a lock on in this game?
Yes, where how do I walk on like
X wait what the hell is this?
I'm almost dead
You're already dead on your feet!
Jesus Christ.
I am going to prologue!
Okay.
Enough!
Holy fuck.
my orders were that you'd be treated with respect
go on now
in a treacherous world
often the sword precedes words
I beg forgiveness on their behalf
I wonder who's making it so treacherous
the goblins look at them
such is the cost of doing business the metal
Makes the merchant down. I hope there are no misunderstandings
Why were your men seeking me out to begin with?
To such consideration further offend you yes, I
Was hoping to speak to you about our branch master the horn splitter. What about him?
He manipulates the gold leaves to commit misdeeds to satisfy his own greed. Oh my god
Oh my god, we have to kill him.
If we don't stop him now.
We gotta kill him.
No one will be able to stop him.
He has to die.
We have to kill him.
The horned splitter.
What's his name again?
We gotta kill him.
Yep, we gotta kill him.
Isn't a good business to back the winning horse.
Yep.
My allegiance is to the gold leaf merchants.
Not the horned splitter.
Therefore, I have a request to make you ready.
So this is like a goblin merchant guild?
Oh, it's a long sword.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Wait.
Where's- no, I want the- just give me a minute, man.
I want to loot the sword.
Balltone on!
Where's mine do?
12.
This is a bigger number.
Where's my 4?
What the fuck up, Shaku?
Ooh.
This is a quickie to follow me around suspiciously.
Ooh.
Ooh.
He is haunting them, so that non-messy-
I lost him.
I was not sorry, bro
All right now I'm playing the game now. I'm finally playing the game. I've been waiting on this for a while
Of course, I won't be leaving you empty hand. Give me some money
Pay me. That's what's here will aid the people of her land
I'm thinking seven thousand gold. I see you to the market
I
Very generous man
If my agents are to be trusted he'll offer the gray man's land sir we build
Long me some money yet naturally
You would need a great deal of supplies
What do you think it seems quite the mutually beneficial arrangement wouldn't you say I wasn't listening
You're a natural merchant. Oh
Oh, that's...
Take that as a compliment.
Okay.
Defeat horn splitter.
Who the fuck is horn splitter?
Let's find out.
We're gonna see... I'm just gonna go over there and kill him.
I'll just fucking go over there and kill his ass right now.
What's up you little bitch?
What's going on, little dick sucker boy?
I saw him
Okay, so into here
Were you at bitch
Well the gray man that's been meddling in my affairs
Has saved me the trouble of seeking him out. Oh
Uh-oh.
You've been meddling with forbidden powers.
And thanks for being...
Sounds expensive, uh-oh.
And all too appealing to a merchant's senses.
Ah!
I thought I had two hands, so...
Oh.
Damn, what is this, Yoda?
You are so far.
You must go, Warlord Bander.
The man who stabbed me before me, you will now lose your life.
What? You fucking...
You're power is mine.
No one can take it from me.
Might just come.
All right, all right, try to get, return to your path, retry, bring me back, learn how
a block I don't know how I like the thing is that I don't know how to I don't
have a game works yet and so it's gonna take me some time to understand the
combat
You lost your war, no matter.
Forget him to stand before me, you will now lose your life!
His power is mine!
You Yoda dick-suck!
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
What?
What just happened?
Okay.
Okay.
Maybe I should give up.
Maybe I should.
I don't know if I should keep trying this or not.
Cause I don't really understand like how the fuck to play the game, honestly.
Like this seems to be very challenging and I don't understand actually how to play.
I think that I'm probably gonna get walled here until like I actually figure out like
This button does this this button does that right because like right now like every other boss
I've done has been so easy. It doesn't even matter
So like like for example, it's just really confusing
You can perfect Barry I
Just I just don't know how the game works. Yeah, I don't know what to do
Okay, give up
Okay, let me let me go over to some other place and like figure out like what I'm supposed to do here
You need that skill he has yeah, well, let me let me just like cuz I
I-I-I legitimately have no idea how to play the game.
Game user tutorial? Well, it-it's more that...
Okay, we're-let me-let me focus right now. Okay.
Alright, so, we did everything...
...and now, I'm outside of here, right? Okay, okay, so...
Alright, let me think right now.
So I have my sword...
...and but I don't want to use that sword.
I want to use this sword instead.
Okay. There's a parry. So, how does this work? Like, options? So I look at settings, and
then it says input. And aim guard, stow weapon, lock on is caps lock? What the fuck? Why would
be caps lock use gear is B what the fuck okay heavy attack and then kick is F and
and focus. Where's Perry? None of these say Perry. Interaction.
Okay, so guard
Why do you look like poison to die in?
I'll put a hook for you and fuck you!
So what's what's parent
It's block oh, okay
All right, okay, so Harry a lot of times type of blocking, yeah, but like it doesn't say
that, it's never explained, so and where's actually block it never says block does it
Oh, guard. Okay. So it's guard. Okay. So I want to put this on this. Okay.
Wait a minute, but like, what the fuck, like I say meaning for all three, yeah, but why
Why would it undo all three of these actions?
That doesn't even make sense.
I don't understand this.
I would say mark focus shot.
Restore defaults.
I mean, I guess I have to, right?
Okay, so, T to cancel changes.
Well, no, because then that'll take... oh my god.
Okay.
Okay, but then now it doesn't even block.
Like, if I click the button it doesn't do anything.
I...
You didn't hit apply?
Okay.
Okay, so focus shot.
Okay, give me a minute.
Select.
Select, apply, select, alt, select, alt, but why?
Oh my fucking god.
but why so i i can't even unbind this
i forgot to apply again
okay
select
okay i don't care about these other
why can't apply because i have to put
buttons onto this
so
what do i do with this okay so for focus shot
uh...
aim
will be all to
no no i i can't i cannot use controllers like
that is out of the question it will not happen
seven
and this is going to be
eight
okay
wait all i forgot to fucking apply
all my fucking god okay
there's no thing that ask you if you want to to do it okay give me a minute
okay mark focus shot select
Eight, okay, seven, okay, and then alt, and then apply, okay, holy fuck, how annoying.
Okay, so now I- alright, so now I have one thing set up.
Okay.
I don't like using controllers. I don't. Like, I'm very uncomfortable using a controller.
I just wish that, like, there are so many games that are just, like, so annoying to
use with a keyboard and mouse. Oh, they just came out of the ground. Okay,
Let me try this again.
Oh, okay, let me see if I can.
Oh, I forgot to parry.
Okay, so this game is amazing, but the controls are dog shit.
They're actually like, I've never played a game with worse controls than this.
This is actually, it's like impressive how bad it is.
Okay, I'm going to practice on this guy, okay?
Yeah.
Okay.
I love how complex it is.
Okay.
I would like the complexity, but there's no complexity here.
It's not like it's complex, is it?
I mean, like, it's just convoluted.
Okay, so I have to do it ahead of time.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
It's your fear.
Yeah.
Come down, bring me his head.
This coming after a long time.
This coming after a long time.
That's right.
right
Jesus Christ
Right even combo midair too. Yeah, I haven't seen it yet. I don't know how that works
And there's also eye frames that you get inside of a combat.
Like, whenever you're in an attack animation, there's an eye frame for it.
Okay.
Alright, so I basically killed everybody.
Alright, let me try the boss again.
Actually, you just earned yourself a beating.
Oh, did I?
Okay.
I see that okay so now I guess I'll save the game okay our save okay so alright
let me just let me just try to recalibrate what's happening on the
screen. Okay, so for food, how do I what do I do with food here? Like, do I just do I equip it to a menu
discard group? What does group mean? Wait, what? Where did it go? What? F3?
Okay, so this is the first time I've actually seen my health.
Okay so...
Okay, give me a minute.
Let me...
I just...
What's frustrating about this game is it's actually a good game, but it's just completely
like just
balled down with like these
controls like the controls are so bad
that they make it to where like the games bike on playable basically
it's like a bit
okay apply
like for example like there's all these like literal like it is like little
annoying thing
Cause I'd want to have it for here, right?
So I can hold it and then click it.
So like, what happens if I eat my food?
Wait, what?
Well, wait.
So I'm not eating it?
Oh, I see.
I see, okay, now I eat.
Okay.
It takes time, but once it clicks, it's amazing.
It shouldn't take time to click.
Things like this should be intuitive.
Like being able to use functions in the...
in the game should not be part of its difficulty.
It's retarded.
Okay.
I think though, like, I mean, to be fair,
like everything else is pretty much good to go.
Let's try and do this.
Okay.
Well, and all right, let's see if I can carry.
OK, got that one.
Let's learn it.
OK, and let's retry.
All right, let's do it.
You just kick as well?
Well, I just want to understand like how to parry a... like can you parry a boss?
How does boss parrying work, etc?
You just don't intuitive for dumb people?
Well, I don't know.
Like, I don't want there to be like a huge like skill gap for like running at all.
Wait, so it can change my weapon?
Wait, why?
I don't want to start spamming my heals and my revives.
Okay, let's top down view sucks.
I don't think that's really the problem.
It's just that... health bar bottom left.
Yeah, yeah, that's my health.
Okay.
Okay. So, wait, what's up?
Prepare to stand before me, you will now lose your life.
No one can take it from me.
Why is it turning?
Why is it turning?
I
Okay
Game is gear based not level based yet is
Okay
This is the first boss
Keep dodging and do it well the way that the controls are not like it doesn't it doesn't respond in the way that you would
expect it to
If you lost your war in Northlander, the dead will stand before you and you will now lose your life!
The power is mine!
No one can take it from me!
So I can't start the combat without...
Oh, fuck.
Okay, you need the sh- so I- I guess I'm just- I- I guess I just have to use the short storm.
Put the weapon on the top slot so it doesn't swap. Is that how it works?
Block? Okay.
now lose your life. Wait, I just blocked everything? No, I'm taking from you. Stay in for it now.
Wait, why? Why would I attack in that direction?
what
So I can just block every single thing
Okay, so heal
Okay. Alright, so I just, okay, so basically I have to use the shield. Like, that's just
a heal, bro. Well, I have a limited amount of heals, so why would I heal now whenever
I'm trying to learn the combat, right? Like, I'm trying to understand the way the combat
plays and then I'll burn all my heals and kill the boss like that's logically what you should do
okay I think we'll kill it here
you don't need shield yeah but it forces me to use the shield at the beginning anyway
I just don't understand why.
Wait, what?
No one can take it from me!
Wait, what?
Press space while being hit to roll away to quickly evade?
Wait, I didn't have this?
Wait, what?
The mid boss? What the fuck? Okay, uh, you have to see him do it?
oh okay here's a given back to you whenever you retry by the way well I
did never told me that in the game so I can't believe that until I see it I don't
want to risk losing my heels
notice he got 20 again no I didn't notice that
I don't understand how that...
You don't need to do anything coveting my strength!
Okay, let me see if this works.
There's nothing but water for my blade!
So I'm gonna heal myself a little bit more.
So is it gonna do this to me every time?
Okay, so now I have 13 health, right?
No!
now what?
Damn.
Okay.
No!
Oh damn damn
The founder of our great guild once said
A merchant lives and dies by the trust they foster damn we got a new merchant
Look at us, pal.
All we have fostered is blood and lies.
It is time I set things right.
Damn, Chakazoo.
We will rebuild that business and restore our good name.
Oh, he even left the price tag on it.
You see that?
It's got him on the side.
Damn.
What a guy.
Okay, oh wow how scary
Oh, some main thing you would change just controls controls of the weakness of the game
Like the controls are bad everything else is fine
Like I don't think the boss like the boss is fine
The health is fine. I maybe there's later bosses that have way too much health that boss did not have too much health
That was totally fine
Like I guess we're just waiting seeing what is it? Yeah, yeah camera camera would be a message for you
It's not one thing that'd be it
Controls are a huge product. They're just there's they're so unnecessarily bad to the horn splitter
because of your help the gold leaf will reclaim the trust he cost us and the
folk of her nan I will tell you this I've never played a game with worse
controls
yeah listen to me prattling on I have some information you've been waiting for
someone calling himself a gray man has been spotted in the alley
I saw a mushroom infinitely better
are you sure?
we are the gold leaves
skill issue? yeah, for the developers
you don't know how to make a game that's easy to play
that's understandable, that's your fault
fellshackatu I send my thanks
They will you're welcome bitch
Yeah, this whole idea that it's like a skill issue that like the UI is bad. Oh, no, bro
Like okay a view abyss gears are imbued with the energy of the best
They only manifest their true power when slotted and unlocked equipment slot
They improve the attribute or unlock new skills. Okay, so I guess these are like kind of
Okay, we'll wait I got I got a new weapon
Okay, inventory, we go to inventory, okay, so what's this?
One handed weapon, okay, well this is better, because if you look at this number, like this
is a higher number, okay.
or and then iron or
Cactus for hammer, okay, we don't need that and it has two enchants on it to inspect
Wind okay wind slash a bis gear
Okay, so it's like a jump attack. Okay, that's super simple.
That's cool. I like that. That's very cool. I'll allow her.
I got the boss attack. Wow
Okay
Let's go and let me use mr. Horse wait all right
All right
Damnit!
Damnit!
He got me!
White cock letter?
Okay.
What is this?
What?
Just fucking...
What?
Just fucking...
Exam?
What?
What?
Just fucking...
exam
and
the
but I by thought it hit
the
the
the
the this nexus is already knew this
the
the
the
the
the
the show program scenario for people shooting the bird
yeah true let's go but yeah that can be it's like this game is like a great
it's like it's like watching dune on like an iPhone it's like the the movies
great but like the screen is so small you can't get anything out of it right or
like you're looking at a painting and then the glass in front of the painting is
like broken and there's like paint on it or something like I think that's the
best way I can describe it is that like it's the game is very good at a base
level but the the controls for it make it a lot harder to enjoy that's basically
what I'm saying like if this game had intuitive well-designed controls it
It would be like insanely good. Like ridiculously good.
What's this?
Ooh.
Okay.
Oh, BSP?
That's fine, but like, I'm just saying that's where I feel like.
Yeah.
I'm just glad I'm still breathing.
Have you used their controls?
I'm more to the others.
Everyone's scatting to the four winds after that.
That was the guy from earlier.
But Andrew and Naira got blown back my way.
They'll be thrilled to see you.
I hope you can see the cast and squandered on the count.
I hope there's a shit in a few of those wankers dying.
I'll have to get him out of the bloody riffraff.
Come on.
He's grab a tree.
And too generous about calling it the same good.
I mean, I don't think everything else is fine. Like am I crazy for saying that? Like, maybe like not great, but like, you see it's worse if you better than Dragon's Dome II.
So far, it's undeniably worse. Definitely worse.
Dragon's Dome II was great until you hit the repetition.
Like basically this game can become better than Dragon's Dogma 2, but my experience so
far is that it's worse.
Does that make sense?
Until you see all 10 monsters?
Yeah, exactly, right?
That's my bully. That's my boy Marius.
Do I just want to see what loads of content bear to this first four hours?
Maybe. Yeah, but what I'm saying is like, you know, at that point,
you hadn't fought a Gryphon yet. You hadn't fought a Chimera yet, you know,
and so like it's kind of a new thing. But like after you do all that,
then it's like, Oh, okay. Well, now I'm used to this. Oh, damn.
This is a nice house.
What's up, bitch?
Well met great main
Carry on all right, let's get going is he here the marquee's inside, please follow me
Don't release a game on PC if you don't know how to optimize
Bullshit bullshit
Ray main the savior of Hanan
I
Circus
Thank you for coming all the way here. Yeah, I want to go to the game the whole time handled things like
They're meddling in the market was a real headache that went on far too long
Our fair city's burdens have been greatly eased
Thanks to you because I'm an amazing person. I was simply acting in agreement interests. Yes
Your honesty is admirable, but I tell you I mean it from the bottom of my heart such a nice guy
As a token of my gratitude, I'd like to offer your place to start a new wait a howdy thoughts on a suitable location
We'll take what we can get I thought you might say that yeah, I
Have already scouted the fitting campground. Oh
Ooh.
How does he look to Bizarro?
I have no idea.
Okay.
You're making every try and give the game a choice?
Yeah, no, again, my only complaint's really are the controls.
Like, other things on-
Oh, wait, okay.
I'll in hill okay, okay, that's really not necessary
Please you're taking a huge weight off our shoulders. Thank you, brother
That horn splitter cause no smaller matter trouble yeah, yeah, bro
We fucked his ass up in source begging for assistance that we couldn't give yep
You're our wit's end so you went and dealt with him. I'm that guy
So it's the least I could do wish I could do more. Uh-huh. I appreciate the gesture. Thank you
Ooh, is that where I need to go?
I guess not.
Why is my left foot a square?
Why is my left foot a square, but my right foot isn't a square?
Why is it, because if you look right here, the right foot is like this and the left foot is a brick.
Why, why would it have, why would it have me do this?
What am I, what are my boots?
My boots seem fine.
Wait, oh, uh, wait, am I supposed to...
Greymane, is this way?
Okay, ooh, ooh, I have to get on Mr. Horse?
Got him. I got a peg leg I guess so. Let's go bro. Follow the soldier on horseback. Okay.
Ooh. Ooh is that my house? Oh shit look at that. Yeah look at that. Never mind it's not.
Wow. Pleasant enough.
Wow.
Damn, it's so far. Pleasant enough.
Yeah, kind of true.
But we simply lack the manpower to do much beyond our gates
The major firebunded us a share of boring so before the younger season or the anything bad that happens is Iran
It's actually a wrong secret agents
Anything good that happens is also Iran imagine that
Too much foliage. This is why we feel yeah, yeah, like there's all these trees and shit
Wait, what's this?
just a minute brother just a minute what y'all doing y'all want to see the way
the uh don't the new weapon how about that yeah you like that whoa whoa whoa
whoa
Oh, oh, oh, what's wrong?
Oh, oh, that's right.
Oh, yeah, there we go.
Oh, a bit of that.
Oh, one of these.
Ah, yeah, that's right.
Oh, oh, what's going on?
Oh, cut your dick off.
What's that?
Oh.
We're going we're going we're going. Oh, nope. Nope
Get out of here
That's right, huh business to see see yeah, give me a minute listen here
Shut up. This is important.
There's nothing here.
Both are both good.
Great basket.
Grapes.
Grapes.
Can I loot the tangerines?
Where's the tangerines?
Onions.
Give it to me. Give me the onions. I want that. I want the mushrooms. I want those mushrooms.
And I want these mushrooms. Okay, I can't get those. All right. And then we're going
to get these here as well. This is a big grape situation. Okay, so this is the Omega Grape.
What is this okay, whoa wait wait wait you telling me I can loot all these other grapes, but I can't oh
We got to get the grapes on the four to
This guy this guy thinks this guy thinks I give a fuck about his quest lines. No, I give a fuck about the grapes, bro
We're that oh
Don't even get me started on the onions
Don't even get me started on them onions. Let's go
This is something that I think they should have you know, this is why we had slavery, right?
Can you imagine in fact I have to go do all this myself like where are my slaves?
I need to I got better things to do than this
I do I got way better things to do that we're sitting around working. It's this way
This outrageous
Let me bring back slavery
In the game, I'm talking about in the game. Come on the game. We all thought of being real life. Damn. What's wrong with y'all?
Damn y'all fucked up, huh?
Oh
This way no
I'll escort you to howling hill
That's really not necessary. Oh my god, please you're taking a huge weight of our shoulders
That horn wait to cause no small amount of trouble for this town. Wait, so now I have to wait
I lost all the greats. Wait a minute
Wait, I actually didn't I
Still have all the grapes
I do send so you went and dealt with him so it's the least I could do okay wish I
could do more I appreciate the gesture
hmm
the infinite grapes exploit oh my god
Okay, so where's Mr. Horse?
Where is he?
Come here.
Come here.
Come to me.
Come to me.
Ah!
How do I undo this?
The only thing I can do now is kill my guy and that way it will force reset the quest
again.
You can take me then.
Let's see.
I'm just gonna let them kill me.
What happens now?
I swear to God if I respawn it in a fucking jail, I'm gonna lose her
Please don't put me in a fucking jail
Please don't put me in a fucking jail
Wait, I lost all my money.
That was like half of my money.
That...
I just lost half my money.
I-
And now I have to-
Oh God!
This is outrageous!
How's this happening to me?
Yeah, do I still- I still have my grapes.
Alright, we're fine.
It's okay, guys.
I didn't expect it would just like all right. There it is. It just shoots this woman in the stomach
Wait, all my horses still here that I summoned wait because the horses they are from the summon the NPC was bugging out
Okay, let's go
All right, let's go man
We're on an adventure. You can take my freedom, but you'll never take my grapes
so true brother
Escape why does it say escape this dude the UI for this game is is actually the worst controls for any game
I've ever played like I hope Pearl abyss fires everybody that made the controls for this game
They deserve to get fired. This is one of the most pathetic control systems I've ever seen in a video game before in my life.
It's actually, it's impressive how bad it is.
Like a professional batarded made this.
That's bad. You don't want that to be you.
Apologized to IGN.
IGN's retarded.
But never to get the chance like that's the old they spent their entire review complaining about their review coffee
We simply lack the manpower to be a shit about that
You're shameful same so before the man who single handedly took down the horns. It's not a six out of ten game. It's not I
Don't think it is. I mean, I just I don't think it's a six out of ten game
I think it's like right now. I think it's like probably between the seven and the eight
If I had to say between a seven and an eight closer to an eight
That's what I think as well to generous I'm a generous man
Nobody's more generous than I am
The competent leader
Perdean and level
What the fuck is all this
Back kick
Jumping the air twice
Wait per de what the hell is perdean?
That's my horse
That's my horse's name. Can I rename my horse?
Open details, fine.
And it's done wonders for the town's peace, as well.
You know, that's what I see out now.
You switch horse every time you switch doors at the front.
Everyone in Hernandez grateful for your help.
Everyone.
was widely known for being the direct recipient of your efforts. I am a champion. Word is
Shakate's awarded you for your efforts as well. He did. Just a business arrangement.
Are we supposed to go somewhere? Sounds like there's a story there. Uh-oh. Open the
letter. Shakate's giving stuff another name. You know what the letter says? It says
I'm gay. Marshall Middler's never looked like... I got a message from the from the
other highlands it says I'm oh did I just run a kid over good well I suppose
he's getting things call that natural selection he's probably got some work
is to handle the heavy lifting he likely wants to thank you itself I don't
know who he's talking to I'm sure that maybe it's me like I have no idea
yeah well we gotta go up here up there
The kid didn't move away. Yeah, he shouldn't have been in the road.
Yeah.
He aimed up apps to let us users rebind. Yeah, I'll probably fix the controls. The controls
for a video game are probably the easiest things to fix. So, like, hopefully they fix
it.
Ooh.
Is this it?
Oh, is this it?
Oh, is this my area?
Oh, here we are.
Oh, shit.
It's a nice, quiet little spot.
Oh, shit.
Damn.
What's up, boys?
Yo!
Hey!
Thank you enough. No. No. We're the ones who should be
thanking you. Thank you brother! The Marquis insisted for everything
to be provided. No exceptions.
Let me introduce... Bailey.
I'm surprised you haven't met before. It's a pleasure.
Oh she is a guest of the marquee a spot of troubles brought her here from
Deminus so might I ask that she be allowed to stay here with you let me
look at her again I can't think of safer or more hidden location
Yeah, she's alright, yeah, thank you, I've other matters to see to so I'll take my leave
until next time, okay, not fat W I mean honestly that's really Damian uses rapiers for our
The system lethal attack spurs any three points. I don't want to play this bitch
I don't want anyone plays a girl. We're gonna plays a girl
It's a gay like fuck no no place fucking girl like
Stupid as fuck. Okay, so move the sacks
Push the bag in
What do I have to do?
Take the can- all right, so it says find a pickaxe.
Is this a pickaxe?
I think this is a pickaxe.
All right, and that's going to go over here.
Here we go.
Alright.
And what else do we need to do with this pickaxe?
Take.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, okay.
So we have that.
And so how do I pickaxe?
And where is it here wait a minute shouldn't I have something wait a minute
Where's the pickaxe
What why isn't it on my on my menu
What does that quit okay
Pickaxe.
What?
But that's, that's literally a rock.
Is that not the rock that I want?
It says, what does it say, what does it want me to do?
Smash the rock and push the wagon into the tent, okay?
So I hold this and then I click, look.
Maybe hold.
No?
This is so pathetic, it's insane.
Oh my god.
Uh...
Change rock
I'm gonna be stuck on this longer than the boss
Control and then aim wait what but it doesn't say to do that
Find cracks
can't you read I can that's what it says smash the rock and push the wagon into the tent and
earlier it said the first step for you to do is you have to aim and then you click the
button it says slam it says slam alright boys you're ready to slam let's start slamming
Oh, it doesn't work.
Okay, so what it like, there's obviously like some sort of like secondary technique.
Go to first person and try it.
doesn't let me like right now I'm in for some other reason I can't zoom in either
so sometimes I can go in the first person mode other times I can't go in the
first person mode right now we're in a world where we can't go in the first
person mode
okay so
Bro's trolling? No, no, I'm being serious.
Step back a little bit. That's a good idea.
No. That's a nice try.
Do you have to swap to the woman to do this part?
I don't think so.
No, this isn't even the cooking part.
There's no way.
This is a man's job.
Maybe when we get to cooking, I'll swap over.
Middle mouse button?
No, I tried that.
That's not it.
You can't mine this rock, but it says smash the rock and push the wagon into the tent
Why would it say that if it doesn't want me to do that? There's a pickaxe that was right there
Hold slam don't tap it. Okay
Hold control wait why
Why?
What does it say in the key bind?
Options?
Settings.
Mine, mine, mine.
I don't even understand this
Your aim is alt
But if I hold down alt nothing happens
Okay, we're gonna have to try a plan B, okay
Come with me mr. Rock come with me
You need to come out of-
It says move sacks?
No, it says smash the rock. It says it right there.
Uh
what the fuck force punch it that's a good idea let's try that wait I have no
I have to change my weapon to actually let me change that key bind
Okay, F2. Get the fuck out of here, F2.
Okay.
All right, we're gonna force punch.
It doesn't let me.
I can't force punch.
Wrong wagon?
Wait a minute.
So you're telling me there's another wagon
that's not next to the rocks.
It says push the wagon into the, where's the other tents?
It says moving items, okay so I have to carry, move the sacks.
Okay, to the marked area.
But there's like four different areas that are marked.
This?
This is where the other sacks are.
Logically, this is where I would put these sacks, right?
Okay, I swear to God if I don't get credit for this, I'm gonna lose my fucking mind.
Here we go.
If I don't get credit...
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, all right, we've beaten that one.
Next, drive in the stakes.
Find a mallet.
Okay, where's the mallet?
That's a mallet.
And let me take the shovel too.
Okay.
And then, what about this hammer?
Now I'm doubling up on mallets.
Okay.
And then, okay, now I have to go and equip them for my inventory again.
Okay, so now I have two mallets.
Okay, so this is a big mallet situation.
So I can only have one type of these items equipped at a time.
So, okay.
So now let me, all right, let me equip my mallet.
now it's the same problem I can't I'm literally gonna hit every button I'm
hitting every button on the screen okay all right now we've reached the
inventory okay hold right mouse button press left mouse button no way okay so try
holding ALT. I've tried both ALT keys nothing work nothing works. So, E? Good idea. Guess
which key I'm hitting it's E. Restore to D so wait a minute so now the other key
bindings so you guys are telling me the key bindings don't work so now I have
to change I'm gonna have to restore everything back to its default okay
we're gonna do that
okay so I've done that now
Oh my God.
Why?
Why?
So what is the key bind for moving this?
You rebinded it, but where is the rebinding?
There's nothing on here that says...
It never says this.
Aim?
That's another button!
I-
Oh my god!
Okay, let's go to the next one.
You change it to 6 and 7?
No, that was something else.
Okay, that's done.
You change the keys to 7 and 8.
Wait a minute.
me try and do that now. I'm going to try it again. Okay, so jump was select. And that
was control. Apply. OK. And then so evade that was space bar. And then aim was this click.
attack was this mark focus shot oh wait
okay so this could be the seven and the eight
Okay. Just do default. I don't want to. I don't like the way that it plays. If I did, I would
be okay with it. But I'm not. I don't like it. That's why I'm supposed to be able to
to re-bind the keys, right?
And now it doesn't work again.
Oh, God.
Alt right click.
I can't hold down alt.
It doesn't do anything.
There's two aims?
Yeah, there's two aims.
Okay, so I can't use these items.
Try to use the pickaxe again?
No, it's gonna be the same thing.
Alt 7, okay.
I can't do anything. It doesn't let me do anything at all.
I'm pressing 7, I'm pressing 8, I'm pressing 9, I'm pressing Alt.
I'm holding Alt, nothing's happening.
Now I'm pressing Alt, nothing's happening.
I'm holding Alt, nothing's happening.
happening. I'm gonna hold six. I'm gonna hold seven. I'm gonna hold eight. I'm gonna hold
nine. I'm gonna press six. I'm gonna press seven. I'm gonna press eight. I'm gonna press
nine. It's actually just broken. Heavy attack? Good idea. It didn't work.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
This is the most unpleasant, annoying thing that I've had to deal with in a long time.
Okay, so it's bugged, you can't fix it? Yeah, it's obviously a bug.
Okay, so I guess now I have to use the settings again, and then we have to use the default settings.
Okay, all right so the stakes are done and let me guess let me guess what do you
you guys wanna bet it's gonna work just fine
oh wait no this this this other thing is okay
It was literally broken.
It's actually broken.
Wow.
Well, that's just too bad.
Still having control problems?
Yeah.
The controls are like, I'm not even kidding you, it's literally broken.
I'm like, this is not even me. The game's literally broken.
Okay.
So, smash and push the wagon.
I'm still pretty sure it's just you, no it wasn't. I can guarantee you it's something.
I'll be accepting apologies to everybody whenever they put out a patch notes and they say that
they fixed something that caused key bindings to make it to where the different pickaxe
actions no longer work I'll be accepting apologies and it's okay like it's okay
it's okay to be wrong right it's just that it's just the way it is now what
do I need to do what do I need to do after this or a fresh start raise the
banner okay so I have to raise the banner let us raise the banner gentlemen
You never looked and used nine? I absolutely did. I absolutely did that. Of
course I did that. Why wouldn't I do that? I pressed every button. Okay. F to use
nature's grasp.
What?
of
place
of
Okay, let's try and put it on there again.
Okay, how about right there?
Okay, alright, let's go!
Now put it in there.
Place.
Place.
Jesus Christ.
So I had to hold down a separate key bind that unlocked a separate interactable thing
that allowed me to do it.
Oh my god!
Okay.
Uh, check out the cuisine recipe? Okay.
Why would I want to loot that? Okay, there.
Okay, what does it say?
Turn it over. What's on the back of it? Nothing.
Okay. Uh, examine.
Alright.
Cook two portions of clear soup. Okay.
Make clear soup.
Make clear soup.
Wait.
Tough meat.
Well, so where do I get it?
So now I have to go find out where to get tough meat. Oh maybe it's over here.
Here meat box. Okay I've got it. Okay I understand. Okay. Oh no no no no good
point good point gentlemen. No no you're right.
Okay, uh, what?
Switch?
Wait, so it doesn't wait.
Wait so, oh my god.
So I swapped over and then it told me that I couldn't swap over and now I have to do
what with him instead. Okay. And now I have to go all the way...
Can I pick up the mountain? Why? Why do you do this to me? I've got to go up the mountain.
Okay. Um, all right, let's go up here. Here we go. Let's do it.
Okay, we're gonna make our way up there all right guys
Okay
We're almost up there.
Okay.
We've made it.
Alright.
Now for my sexism transgressions.
I now must...
Wait, I can't cook.
Why can't I...
Oh, I'm not facing it in the right way.
Okay.
So now...
So there's two version...
Grilled cooking and pot cooking.
Okay.
So we need two...
Make... I need...
Adjust quantity...
Wait...
Okay...
Imagine...
Imagine making a different animation for every single type of food that you cook...
But you couldn't figure out how to make it to where you could re-bind the pickaxe.
Oh, God.
This is really something special.
It's exhausting, it's unbelievable.
Okay, I have to serve a feast now.
Share the food with everyone.
Thank you all.
What a nice surprise.
Different teams.
Yeah, there's a team in the D team.
Oh, this tastes great.
I can taste all the seasonings.
Fresh and cooking skills to boot, hey?
The master will regret leaving early.
It's so nice to all sit down from meal.
This just isn't the kind of game for keyboard and mouse.
Then don't release it on a computer.
No, no, no.
No, I will not accept this.
If you release a video game on a computer,
you should ex- the people that buy the game
should expect- what the- oh, oh.
Nice.
Escort Marius to camp.
That you should be able to expect that it will work.
Duh!
Okay, it's like imagine imagine buying uh, you know, I'm trying to think imagine buying
a game and it's for the PlayStation but then you who cares, okay?
What's happening?
What is this?
When do you kill shit?
As soon as I finish my stream.
Wait, why did that happen?
I don't even know why that happened.
I just liberated a region?
Uh, base?
I think it's the...
So it's because I went into the region
that I couldn't liberate it.
It was the grapes area.
That's the reason why.
Can I loot the cabbages?
So, I can't loot cabbages, but I can loot, like, rocks.
Okay, so, can I mine this?
I think I can mine this, right?
Okay, I'm gonna put on my pickaxe.
Now iron ore iron ore do it again wait why did it not wait what
What?
Huh?
Wait, that was it?
Red?
I just got you telling me this whole
Wait where to go
Wait so those two work
It needs to be blue
What
That looks kind of blue
Not blue enough.
Okay, um, let's get the hell out of here.
The circle?
Yeah, I know I understand.
Okay.
Okay, oh look at big fatty big fatty sad oh, you know
Where's Marius anything to spare?
Wait finally starting to turn around
Okay, Cliff Marius. We've got a come
Yeah, you can't get up there though.
Kill him?
You think I should?
Mm-hmm.
Howling Hill.
Howling Hill.
Oh my God.
I'm gonna have to carry Marius' stupid ass all the way over there, aren't I?
Two riders can...
So this is where you've been staying.
Alright!
H for horse!
Aren't you coming?
Let's go!
I think it's this way.
I can't click on the horse.
Where's Marius?
Every word and whisper comes through here.
Well I can't move.
I can't...
Wait, the horse is stuck!
I-
Okay, we're good.
Alright, Marius, let's go!
Marius...
drawing steel I didn't know it was gonna happen so I marry us off the cliff and
he just landed just fine I mean it's like what could go wrong you're gonna
break his leg token and Anna starved for good news these days let's go Marius
let's go get back on here
Yeah
Until now horn splitter's tyranny was all folks would talk about
But there's been ages since our tales of stirred folks souls
All right, let's go. It's pay loon
We've got to take Marius. Oh, how am I gonna give up the cliff?
My guess will go around
You're more curious about pain than her now, don't you?
Where is the black bears again? That's the game so far
If the if the controls in the UI was better the game would be great
Moving wagons at night right now. It's just it's alright get out. What's
No troops no supplies
We're hanging on by a thread
it's just like it's it's it's comically bad it's so bad that it's funny
request to protect him from some masked stranger a mass stranger I don't know the
counts being told you about the details seems fishy if you ask me but they heard
the staff are being threatened as well so they bolt it off without another word
Always bring it into action those two, okay
All right, Marias, let's go
Unbelievable the marquee gave us all this mm-hmm
Hi for removing a horn in this site. It is dark. Just a minute. Who's this?
Oh look Ross Marius Cliff what happened to his leg you're not hurt are you same as
always
Don't worry about me. How did you get here?
Word has spread everywhere that Clif's back give it a month or two hey by next
year they'll be fixed Ross has been ages they'll fix it in Crimson Desert
too
What happened to your leg black bears wouldn't it we'll give them what's coming
Yeah, it happens
More than just my bloody leg, you know
We won't keep making it fast
No, I think you really should keep off it. I told you I'm fine
I'm following a apology letter to IGN the score is justified
Naira and Andrew went to escort some count and word is there's a gray man locked up at Halseas
Oh matters only lunatics end up there. I heard he got drunk and beat a priest after death
Water food. I'm hungry. I really think one of us should go and look and say that yeah, I do and still wrong
Where do you think you're off to?
Don't you worry about healthiest. Don't you worry about it you little retard
I was gonna order Chipotle last night and I got on the confirmation box and then the store closed
Because I never actually selected that I wanted Chipotle
I'm basically a fucking retard
Damn, I've ordered a lot of Chipotle, I'm just scrolling down.
That's literally the only thing I order.
It's all Chipotle.
Taco Cabana.
Okay.
I'm really just ordering this to get the drink.
I probably, there's nothing to do with anything else, I just want the drink.
Okay.
What's the order?
I got, um, just a minute.
Oh wait, can I open the chest?
That's it.
want that. Okay, let's go. Let's go. Okay, let's go. Did you play Dark Souls on keyboard
and mouse? Of course, I beat Sekiro on keyboard and mouse. The thing is that I don't have
problem using keyboard and mouse I have a problem when the controls don't work
the controls for this game for keyboard and mouse literally don't work like this
isn't like a fucking oh well you know you're not used to it no it literally
doesn't work it's a big difference all right let's go
This horse kind of sucks.
I think maybe we should take him to the Blue Factory after this.
This is not looking good at all.
I'm not liking it.
It's very dark.
Where's the street lights?
Huh!
Is it an account for my rebinding addiction?
No.
I think a lot of people...
Am I the only person that does that with games where like, I make it to where every game has the same keybindings where it's like, Perry is usually X, you know, like, you know, Attack is usually Y, like, where like, everything functions, I feel like everybody does that, like, most people do that at least, yeah, like, so, exactly, like, okay, I'm not crazy, this is the one time I'm actually not crazy, this is normal.
let's go wait three keys yeah I do that every time yeah that's normal man attack
is S for me that's back pedal
attack is right quick heavy attack is my mouth oh it's so spooky
You'll be expelled from the area.
I just walked in.
That was easy.
I'll see you soon.
I need to kill somebody?
You took the words right out of my mouth.
Doesn't have a pass.
Toss them out!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
I'll find you.
Kick you out myself.
It's not just me here, you know.
What the fuck?
Oh, what the fuck?
Alright, we gotta go in here.
Alright.
Oh, shit.
Shut up, bitch.
All right
Watch it shut up bitch
I'm gonna come in from the side
Not yet now continue the work tomorrow
Wait, did that just bug out?
I think it didn't register me as an invader yet.
Look for the graymate at the house of healing.
I don't know where he is.
It says he's right here.
But I don't even think he is right.
No, he's not right there.
It's just the area.
Oh my God.
place is huge. Oh let me go into, I'm gonna go in the door. Here we go. Hey, hey, hey,
Hey, hey, hey give me a minute
I'm just gonna kill you
Why is he not dead?
who's this guy Jesus crud that guy was serious
okay hopefully there's nobody in here
Okay, let's look around.
Are these good guys?
Oh, let's kill him.
Right in the dick just rise
That's right
He's about to be claims. I'll take care of it. You get out
Fuck
Grandbusters, do you have a clue?
Stabber!
Stabber!
Crins my asshole!
Wait, what?
Are gay?
Yeah.
Cliff!
You're alive!
Been ages!
What are you doing here?
Shit!
Wait.
Did he say Clinton? No.
It's having gay if you make eye contact.
Is it really?
Okay, let's go.
Follow Yan!
Let's go Yan!
I thought he was supposed to-
I kill him.
I kill him.
Locking folks up. Let's kill him scrambling the brains like eggs. Oh, no
It's stuff some
strange iron helmet on your head to do it
Wait, why is this guy tapping?
and then
It makes a man
as a little cock
What client as a it makes a man pliant as a limp
As a limp cock
Wow, that's really pliant.
Don't worry, guys, wait here, you heard him.
Help me!
Why?
You're so侮辱 me!
All they cleanse in, all those evil thoughts!
Oh you f**ker! Living on his life, cunt nuckle! Damn! Thank you. I shall live honorably.
Well, that sorted. Soldiers are coming for a reason.
I suppose we can safely f**k off now.
Jan, what the hell's going on?
You mean me with these cum flaps?
Here, give me a minute.
Wait, why can't I throw the body?
Let's go.
Yeah.
Okay, now what?
We're gonna put them in here?
Okay, alright, yeah, that's good.
Okay, let me put them in.
there that's good all right let's get on come on what you doing shut up I don't
know I just thought it would be a good idea to bring him with us turns out my
clock still got a few ticks left I mean just for no particular reason wonder
aimlessly after that it's a trophy you get yourself locked up here I started as
worthwhile tails off and do in a time I was just having a dream I have some
pasted to the next table over the gold is about the gray means getting
crossed by the black best oh shit of course that stand I had to teach them
So you had to fuck them up?
Damn, we're getting the gang all back together
It'll be wakes up
Oh he's gonna fall out!
So I guess this is why they had seat belts.
Damn!
shut the fucking birds up holy
I guess I guess
you are key of their night you didn't waste any time making friends he's gonna
make it he better make it I didn't carry him around for nothing
Oh, that was close.
Never mind, he's good.
Oh
If that's a hospice watching to make sure we videos should be off our arses by now, okay
So do should we bring him with us or
Like I don't know I'm finally free of that mother house
I don't know like
She like what we'll keep him here for now
Yeah, let's keep him here for now.
Yeah, it was definitely the right position.
Smart.
Yeah.
Just stay out of trouble.
Ayas.
Ayas.
Ayas.
Oh, damn.
Hi there.
Yeah.
Okay.
Uh, speak with Marius.
Okay.
Um, I guess.
Okay, let me go ahead and just get this guy out.
Okay.
And we'll take him over to the camp and we'll put him on the fire.
Okay, perfect, all right.
That way we bring him a meal too.
It's perfect.
Let's go.
He's cooked?
Yeah, exactly.
That's the point.
Come to me!
Okay.
Come here, bitch!
Come on, you little bitch!
Carry him away?
No, it's okay.
Don't forget about your Chipotle order.
No, Chipotle doesn't deliver drinks.
So I ordered from somewhere else.
And also, like, Chipotle's annoying.
So I ordered from somewhere else.
And also, like, Chipotle's annoying.
So I ordered from somewhere else.
And also, like, Chipotle's annoying.
And also, like, Chipotle's annoying to eat while I'm alive.
I actually, I hate eating while I'm alive.
I do.
But every once in a while I try to make exceptions.
Ooh, he's level three now, that's really good.
I wonder what the best force in the game-
Ooh, who gives a fuck, doesn't even matter.
Chipotle also sucks.
I'm gonna be honest, I love eating Chipotle.
I eat Chipotle constantly.
Like, I actually have to consciously choose not to eat Chipotle on certain days
because of how much I would just, like, normally eat it all the time.
You can dual-wheel one-handed weapons.
Really?
Honestly, I think the shield is better.
You still playing Crimson Desert is it good?
No.
Alright, Marias.
It's alright.
It's alright.
Will we off now?
Rest up.
Let's go.
This by far the greatest game with the worst controls.
I have not thought, I don't know a single game that's better than this that has worse controls.
You're right.
What?
Why does he play in an old graphic setting?
This is on cinematic settings.
this out black bear walk street so this is our new home oh that's one of our
bat and one of the bad guys do that huh hey god there I nodding waiting a
firm house on here seems he was hunting us I just got to him first what we
gonna do we get to torture him looking ropes off me I kill him if he wasn't
Oh
I'll cut his thumbs off
So go to the limbite manor all right, can I know okay, so let's go over there then
horse come here that's right you'll regret what
Run grip these nuts. Let's go. You should be able to carve up NPCs for magic. Yeah
Big jump you guys see that
Wow
Wait, what's going on here? What's going on boys? We all doing all my game. Y'all on my game
Oh
Cut his bitch ass oh, what are you doing with this stick?
Oh, get out of here.
Anybody else?
I think so. Little bitch.
I need to go loot my inventory box because I've never looted any of the bandits.
Let's see what's in the house.
Don't tell me there's nothing in here.
I just want to kill all these guys for nothing.
Damn, what about, oh, you can open the cabinet.
What's in there?
Fucking nothing.
Bunch of fucking nothing in the cabinet.
What does this say?
Why am I not able to select it?
I can walk up to it.
I want this piece of shit.
Get the fuck out of here.
Get the fuck out of here.
Okay.
Time to do some laundry.
I just actually did laundry yesterday.
The first time in like months I've done laundry I ran out of shirts.
So I had to do, I had to do it.
What's going on with this?
Is there an interpreter's meeting?
What's up?
There's good things and bad things.
What's going on boys?
That's how life is.
You just live and get by.
What are they doing?
So they're just sitting here.
Wait, so they're just robbing this guy and there's nothing I can even do about it?
Damn, okay.
Where's my horse?
Let's go kill them all maybe let's go
That's a lot of mushrooms
Yeah, my city had a ban on chains like Chipotle why what there's too many fat people
Maybe they should do that just like you know if you've got a bunch of problems like people
that are in your city that are fat you just make it against the law to be fat and then
you just put them all in like a camp.
Like a fat camp.
That way they're not able to be fat anymore because they're in a fat camp.
I feel like that might be the right option.
More info, I don't care about the rest of the info, good fuck.
I know there's more that you said, I don't give a shit.
Wait, what's this, oh, oh, oh, hold up, hold.
Give me a minute.
Oh, food just got here.
Over at that.
This looks like New World.
Nah, it doesn't really, well I can see why you say that.
They say that.
It's round two.
Alright.
Fuckin piece of shit.
Alright.
I can't waste time. I can't waste half the min-max this. I've already wasted three hours
to not understand the controls.
Do you tip?
Yeah, every single time I give a bunch of money.
I'm like, I have like infinity money. Who gives a fuck?
Like, I don't believe in tipping. I think tipping is cringe.
But like, you know, my situation's unique, so I don't really care.
But like, if you don't tip, then I don't have, I don't think there's anything wrong with that.
I used to not tip the only reason I tip now is out of a lot of money
Right, let's go. It's a glen bright manner. Oh, that's a nice place
Enter account account
There's too many bodies.
Like a war sweat.
We're hoping that I really can't handle this.
Shit, I was trying to eat! I was literally trying to eat!
Fuck, stop! Stop, stop it!
Give me a fucking minute.
Jesus Christ, like, I didn't...
I don't see any cutscene.
Oh fuck guys
He dead now
search for any survivors where are they where are the survivors more importantly
where's the loot I want that painting I want that for my house
no there's nothing here no one made it out alive based no survivors what's in
the cabinet what's in the cabinet a small box it says I have to steal it I
I don't want to steal.
Oh, apples.
No apples.
Uh-oh, more dead.
I'm checking upstairs right now.
Wasn't that that thing that I had to do?
Isn't that that thing?
It's opening.
Take! Take! Take! Take! Take! You fucking piece of shit!
Take it, take it, take it!
I- this- it's so ba- it's actually so bad!
Okay.
Oh my god!
Okay, now we have double daggers.
Ooh, who's that?
Okay.
Okay, other side
What happened here
It's the devil of the Reedfield
He has returned
Oh no.
Luckily the Captain and the Grey Veins got away.
Do you know where they went?
Oh, over there, through the window.
You have to hurry before it's too late.
We don't want them.
I'm so out of here.
What?
It's dead.
Oh my god, oh my god.
So I use the lantern,
but, oh, okay.
I couldn't do it whenever I was crouched down.
Okay, we've got this way.
Who is it?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Oh!
Come on, boys!
Oh!
I think so get out of here you little bitch ooh that's a nice helmet can I get
Is that better mine?
It says damaged gear.
Okay, that looks like it's bad.
Fuck.
Where are the water?
More!
Stop working!
Why don't I work?
I don't understand!
Why would it stop working?
like this game is actually so bad it's insane it's crazy how bad this game is
but in terms of the controls like that but I don't know who designed the U.S.
is gonna is insane so I have lantern a clip on
okay
I don't have everybody game with a worse UI and control scheme it's genuinely impressive
I don't even have any clothes give me that meat give me that meat no give me that meat
I want that chicken I want my chicken give it to me give me give give me do not
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Fuck, God damn it!
What's wrong?
I'm gonna wait a minute, wait a minute.
Oh.
I'll see why not.
Why so many of you guys are worse?
Honestly, I think this is infinitely worse.
Why?
Wait
But they were just attacking me, I guess they didn't spawn okay
Oh
I've asked this instant. I have to kill these guys. I'm ordering you to kill him and bring me his corpse
Listen, we've come to offer protection not murder
What's going on? It's him
Don't check outside got it
What what what about me?
Got Donnie Darko up in this bit
You beg for death and I'd have given this in time, or else I'll die.
Be fun.
Well, well, well, another never.
One after another, these interruptions, they're the seeds.
He's just that guy.
Oh, damn.
I don't know what the hell to do with him.
Boss time?
Wrong.
Wrong.
Wrong.
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
I'll deal with them. You two had to hurry and help. Marius should be with you.
Okay, so before I beat this dude's ass, I gotta make sure I get all my shit set up.
So skills, and what does that help?
The power continued to execute spilled, around to a fubo up.
Oh, Al.
A base of shot, I could care less about that.
I'm going to fubo this.
Hmm. There's a lot of these, huh? Okay. I think we're going to put points into health.
I think I need more health because I just got, you know, I just got fucking destroyed.
I'm gonna do it again.
maximum damage maximum health maximum damage
Okay, um, I'll get it.
Now here's the thing that I should be wondering about.
Should I go and check to see if I can get new gear?
Because I haven't changed my gear at all for the whole game.
Also, I got track em. Where's he tracking it?
Yeah, okay
Where is he?
Where's he at?
idea was right with a game the thing that they talked about I don't really see
is as big of an issue as they did when the thing that I talked about I think
they should have talked about more like personally you know like the the
Gameplay
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Okay, so, give me a second.
Is that a revive?
Okay, revive at checkpoint.
Okay, I'm gonna revive at the checkpoint.
I need to figure out how to get my...
Like, I can't even see what's happening.
Okay, give me a minute.
Um, so I need to figure out
how to get back, and...
Where do I...
What the fuck am I?
What the fuck am I?
Am I
Wait no, I'm looking at the up. This is like the
Why would it do this like I where's the map
What
Press the middle mouse button abyss what the fuck does abyss mean?
Okay, so
Where the fuck was that?
Okay, so, I need to go to one of the teleporters.
Where do I go to talk to my box?
Like where's my box?
There's no indicator for where my box is.
That's in the Skylands?
Okay.
Well, I thought I had a teleporter there.
What the fuck is going on?
I
Jesus it's a click all top right all top right fuck is all top right the fuck does that even mean
Open map, top left.
Okay.
Oh.
Oh my god.
They weren't selected.
Okay.
Um.
So.
So, okay, there's my box.
Okay, I'm going to teleport to there.
All right.
How awful are the UI and controls?
It is, like, it's one of the worst games with UI and controls that I've ever played, right?
I've never played one that's worse than this.
I would say that I've never played one that's as bad either.
I think this really stands above every other video game
in being the most incomprehensible, confusing,
like misleading, just dumb systems I've ever played.
It's actually the worst one.
I've never played something this bad before.
Okay, so here's my box.
All right, let's loot everything
That's it?
Oh my god
I thought I was gonna get way more stuff
Ah shit
Well, never mind.
Okay, let's go.
Never search the enemies.
Joy doesn't issue the controller.
Yeah, but if they release the game, if they release the game, like for example, like there's
There's a lot of functions that, like, basically everything with some of these, like, the memory
function, that should be consolidated into one button, and it's confusing that it's not.
So like, for example, like if you, so you have to equip a helmet, but then it's just
the UI sucks.
It's just a terrible UI.
I guarantee you like literally nobody would tell you that's a good UI
And I think that it's so bad that it actually makes the game worse like it's actually that bad
Like there's a lot of games it doesn't really matter right like who cares this game
I think it's actually so bad that it's a legitimate hindrance that the fundamental game
And like if something works well on controller but it doesn't work well on keyboard and mouse,
that means they shouldn't have released it on a platform that uses primarily keyboard and
mouse.
Like you shouldn't have done that then.
Like you're going to charge people money to play a game.
It should work with the way that there's the control theme or scheme that you've advertised
it as.
it's pretty yeah exactly like I was surprised that even one person that's
saying that that's not the case no if you sell a fucking game on a PC it's a
game like this it's this game is the game is designed to work with keyboard
and mouse but let's not let's not get it twisted here and think that like we're
trying to play a super Nintendo game on this no it's designed to work with
keyboard and mouse. It's badly made so it doesn't. That's a huge difference.
Mega difference. Okay, let's do this. I'm gonna beat this guy's ass.
I'm gonna have to change the key bindings again. I can't do the key bindings the way they have it.
Sorry.
If I just adjust the keybinds, the game is making me do this because it's badly designed.
I don't want to have to do this I have to do this because of the design
Okay
All right, let's do it
I don't think you're saying the right things!
Nothing but us!
This is the reason!
You pay for this!
You should know what's really bad here!
I've never tried for amusement!
Alright. Where is he?
Where did he go?
All right, he's dead
Okay, now what?
Okay, we're good.
Give me one second, I have to change one more.
Oops.
Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay, this key is not supported. All right, great.
Can you have a game point? It would never be a problem if the
game function the way it was supposed to.
Would never be a problem.
OK.
Why these fuck asses keep respawning?
Jesus, they just don't want to stop!
But I don't know if this is supposed to be the boss or something?
the boss bugged out
I see I see what I have to do wait a minute wait I don't want that
I
Okay
Maybe it's this way
What the fuck is going on?
Okay, uh, lantern on.
Okay.
I don't know where the hell he is.
You're fighting the ninjas?
Yeah, where the hell the- where do I go?
Oh, it's up to you now. Okay, alright, let's go up here.
Oh my god! Okay, um, let me go and revive again, I guess? I just got instantly, like, gangbanged and killed. Okay.
So... I don't even know where I died.
Where the hell am I supposed to go?
I guess I go this way.
You can see the fields from the spawn?
Oh, I didn't see you. I wasn't looking. Oh, I see now.
That's so good.
So what the hell do I do? Like, I mean, if he just keeps respawning,
like I can't tank all that damage he's gonna kill me
I'm just gonna keep running
I'm assuming I have to go up here, right?
Okay, so why do I just keep running?
Like, I'm assuming I do.
Check your pants! The bar's helping!
Check your pants! The bar's helping!
I-
You're kidding me, Jack!
W-Where's the fucking...
Who's shit wait I've got guys shooting guns at me too.
Holy shit.
What the fuck?
Boy that guy just did half my health in one hit.
Are we good now?
Okay.
And how do I use the...
It doesn't let me use my Lantern equipped.
Lantern on? Sheath your weapon. Oh I don't even know how to sheath the weapon.
How do I sheath T?
Okay, so now...
Okay, so I went the wrong way.
Oh no, I sheathed the weapon again.
Oh my God.
Okay, can I shoot the weapon now?
I can, okay, can I use the- but where's the thing- I thought I was supposed to use
the thing what wait what
what the fuck is going on
Okay, why is it not working? I'm hitting the button.
What? Oh, now it's working.
So I have to go back to the original spot,
but I just keep getting attacked.
They clipped the lantern?
I had it, but then it keeps on equipping.
Okay.
All right.
of
the
Track the Devil of Reed Field.
What if I go over there?
But it's not showing where- Oh my god.
the lantern. But the lantern didn't work. Wait, that's not even the way I haven't even
using the lantern is that the lantern that's not it wait wait so I don't but I
don't have a quick oh my fucking god
And now I have my weapon out again, fuck!
Okay.
Okay, so I have to go up through here.
Okay, let's go up through here again.
What why I can't move
I'm gonna be honest like this actually getting annoying I'm actually I'm kind of getting annoyed
It's just like I feel like I can't do anything
thing, like the controls for this game are just, they're just horrible.
You're gonna die again?
Yeah, cause I don't understand what to do.
Cause I keep like,
okay, let me try to get the lantern out again.
Okay, so I have the lantern, okay, so it's up that way, okay, so I'm going to go up that
one. Okay. So it's up there.
We'll clip a broom?
Yeah.
Okay, so it did it again.
Okay.
So let me take my weapon away, and I'm going to try and take the lantern out again.
Okay.
So, okay, so it's more this way again.
I don't want to aggro anything.
Have these invisible guys that are running after me constantly.
Okay, it's still this way.
And I did another attack
I'm just gonna skip everything
I'm just gonna run past these guys
There's no reason to stay with them
I guess I probably just have to follow this pathway.
got so far the I mean I don't really have a lot of thoughts on it beyond just
the control like I'll talk about it whenever I finished like let me let me
try to actually get to this boss
Okay, track the devil of the... is this him?
Is he here?
Devil of the red fields gone.
Oh, why would it be...
Okay, so what do I do?
I can sense his presence.
Oh, shit.
Devil of the Reef Fields!
I have come to claim your head!
If you take such a pitiful life as mine, well, serve me not the first to try.
My own mother and father made the first to attempt that less f**kish way across the
a countryside in hopes of an air.
Damn.
It's all you have to show for it.
Oh, oh, oh.
Yet when the plague overtook me in my youth,
my father saw me unfit for this note.
I didn't have, I didn't have the food running.
Actually, I'm going to use my thing and try to heal.
At least, Christ, I can't even hit him.
Now you're dead.
His words still hang like a mousse upon me.
Die!
Talking such a creature claimed to bear my noble blood!
You are not even alive!
Fuck!
Shepardot, this is your toilet!
Fuck!
Come and out of me with your death!
His office is cheap straight.
of
the
of
the
Holy fuck, I have to do all these?
Where are the other two?
I don't even see them.
Is that one?
Okay, there it is.
Okay.
Fuck.
You're pressing a strut to die to my wrath.
One way or another.
You've got the means for skin protection.
Whatever someone says to me.
Whatever the specs, I'll fit drawers into you!
Whatever you stunt helpless and utterly alone!
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
are you fucking kidding
No, shut up!
Please!
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
No! No! No!
Kill this single form!
But you cannot...
Kill me!
Yeah, I can't. Yes, I can't. Hit him! Hit him! Hit him! Hit him!
The Grudge, born by this mask...
shall live on within every hate-filled heart.
He roached out, he should've.
I beat his fucking ass.
Beat the shit out of him.
They're fucking shit out of him.
I got him.
That was no big deal.
That went really well.
Damn, how about that?
Oh, Wardaloot, yeah, Wardaloot!
What a loot!
What a loot!
The loot!
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Cannot teleport why not?
Do it do it
Damn
No kill no loot. Yeah
I'm teleporting, I'm teleporting another.
Damn bro, why won't you shut the fuck up if you're trying to give advice, you don't
even know what you're talking about.
Shut the fuck up.
Fucking idiot.
You don't know shit.
You're just talking.
Where's Andrew?
Where's Andrew?
Maira.
Oh, you're back.
What happened with that bastard?
I beat his dick off.
Spiked it nonsense and ran off.
Andrew, how are you feeling?
It's nothing. He had worse a hundred times over.
Stop fussing.
Andrew, don't strain yourself.
Just focus on healing for now.
Yes.
I'll be fine before long.
Push yourself and you'll end up dead doing keep an eye on them for a while. All right
Chats going crazy for that Floyd you've spoken with Marius and the others
Everyone's eager to sit down and trade tails the Marius. He seemed quite troubled
I don't know
Something about pay loon
You should go ask him
You'll be paid go on
All right
Oh Cliff I've been expecting you
I've been thinking
Get out of here
Favors from the hovels the fuck out of you. Why is there something wrong?
Who is this guy? I've been trying to gather more news from payload our informants
doing their best but but we could always use more eyes than he is that's a
sound plan nice I'll leave it to you for me there he is not too shabby he's my
favorite I like him the most
That's having musk fuck off. What's with your leg?
The son of a safe. Maybe I just wanted your attention
Maybe the black bears ragged on me off a muddy court. Yeah, I saw I got that listed
If I catch that cook we's all muted
Marius, I'll make that fuck
Yeah, well, you'd like to see that!
No grey mate needs to fear them again!
I promise you!
You know what?
I'll hang every one of those bad bastards by the ballsacks!
First why don't you sober up a bit?
I'm sober enough!
Come on, let's remedy that, Marius!
Damn...
Damn...
Damn...
Oh, another one?
Now one.
Let's stop.
Let's stop.
It's almost midnight.
Okay.
So thoughts on the game.
It is a good game.
It's a decent game that is hindered tremendously by its controls, you are.
feedback. So like for example, like using the helmet is like unnecessarily complicated for no reason.
What they should do instead of that is they should have another menu like this where you have all
of your functional use items. So like the lantern, the helmet, everything like that should all be
in a radial menu that you can activate off and on rather than having them be tied to a specific item.
This is common sense. Anybody could have told you this, right? This isn't smart that I thought of
this. It's just obvious. So on top of that, the game has a really big problem with the fact that
it doesn't provide feedback based off of what you're doing to give you an indicator that
that you're doing something right or wrong.
So like for example, if you're trying to use your lantern
and it's not working, there's no indicator
for why that is or isn't working.
Like there's not like a very clear way for it to say,
this is the reason why it's at press E.
I'm pressing, nothing happens when you press E.
It needs yellow paint.
No, see, there's a very big difference
between a game being easy to play and a game being easy to understand.
A game should not be easy to play, but it should be easy to understand.
Like, the difficulty in a video game should never be in being able to,
like, figure out the minutiae of the menus.
It should not be about understanding how to equip a piece of gear.
Like, these are intuitive things that a good game designer does correctly, and a bad game
designer does badly.
They hired the worst game designer to do that.
Even things like, for example, the I key bind, the I key is not key bound to anything,
but there's no way to open specifically your inventory, even your inventory.
Like most games you can select, and then the only way to equip an item is to press
spacebar.
Why is it that you can't drag it over?
Why is it that you can't?
Oh, actually I got a new piece of gear, right?
This is like way better, right?
Attack, slashing reeds after being hit.
Oh, that's really good.
Yeah, I'm going to equip that.
So it's like why is it that, for example, it's very weird UX?
Yeah, like the UI is horrible.
Like I don't think that I've ever really played a game that has had a UI that's
as horrible as this game.
It's confusing unnecessarily.
There's a bunch of items and there's no aggregation for the items like these things.
You have these separate menus here that aren't really explained.
It's confusing for no reason and there's no advantage to any event.
It's the same as the fact that you can only have one tool equipped to your character.
This just doesn't make sense in terms of gameplay.
So there's a lot of very function-based, just complete game failures, the UI and especially
like for example, if I look at others, and there's another thing too where it's like
a lot of these other things, like others, options, like what does that really mean?
It's confusing.
You have the settings as well.
For example, the apply, you can close the screen from changing the keybinds without
getting a confirmation button that you've, you know, do you want to save your changes
or not?
Like this is a core, common sense, obvious, like, why are you crying so much?
Just play a game and log off?
Well, no, I'm giving feedback.
I'm giving feedback because the developer wants feedback.
I guarantee you that they're gonna fix
probably half of the things that I'm talking about
because I'm right and I know what I'm talking about.
And so that's really the truth, right?
I mean, like I'm doing them advice.
I'm doing them a favor.
I'm giving them advice and helping.
And so like this is it,
because I know what I'm talking about.
I played a lot of video games.
Everything that I'm saying,
like if you can play the game
despite having these problems,
that doesn't make the problems not exist.
like for example i beat dark souls to but i think dark souls to has glaringly
bad design problems
like just because you're able like video game players do this really weird
thing
where they think that overcoming
bad game design
is like a
that's like somehow part of the game
that should not be part of the game
in a in a tremendous phenomenal amazing video game
like uh... expedition thirty three
legend of zelda link to the past
uh... you know like uh... they held in ring uh... dark souls one dark souls
three
secular
you don't have to do that
only bad games make you do that
overcoming bad game design
doesn't make it good game design
it just means that you can overcome it
and as you can see very clearly i can overcome this bad game design because
I've been playing through the game, everything's been fine.
But it makes the game a lot less fun and it makes it more annoying and tedious than it
has to be.
It's a game that in a lot of ways is tremendous.
It's an amazing video game.
Like you have things like, for example, like just like the world, I think that's probably
the best thing about the game, right?
It's, yeah, it's frustrating.
Why would you want something that's frustrating and makes the player upset or annoyed?
Or would you want that?
Like this is phenomenal.
This is amazing.
Wow, look at this.
So, metering a shield block is right-click as the default?
Well, it's not even that.
It's like, for example, the perfect parry for shield block is never explained.
You know, like doing combos with your attacks is never explained.
Like the heavy attack, the way like combat works, is not really explained.
Like respawning whenever you're fighting a boss, and you respawn with your default
weapon rather than the other one that you want to use, that there's no reason for something
like that to exist. There's no reason for that. Like you should respawn with the weapon
that you used last. Like that's just logically what would happen. So that way if somebody
has a different weapon that they want to use all the time they can use that weapon.
So this is the issue. Skill issue? Well it is a skill issue. If the developers
were more skilled at making a game you wouldn't have had these issues. You're
completely right
and and and that's the thing is that and you'll see that they'll change a lot of
these things because
obviously like what i'm saying is true
and it you'll see that you know they will acknowledge that and improve the
game
i think that's what's going to happen
like the peer the person that made this u i should be fired the person at the
design the control scheme should be fired they should never be allowed to
make another video game again
right like go back to you know making kids toys like simon says
or like fucking bop it, right?
And maybe you're gonna have a mind that can create something that makes sense inside of, you know, a kid's toy like that.
Works better on a controller?
Well, the thing is that...
if it works well on control- I- other people said it didn't work well on control.
I haven't played non-controller, I have no intention of playing non-controller.
So, like, it depends, right?
Yeah, that's no excuse.
Yeah, if you release a game on PC, it should play with keyboard and mouse and also this is one thing that's very important
It's supposed to play with keyboard and mouse
It doesn't because of bad design
It's not like this was a
1985 video game that was never designed for keyboard and mouse was designed for a joystick that you're trying to like retrofit
Into working with a keyboard and mouse
It was designed to work with a keyboard and mouse and it doesn't work with a keyboard and mouse because it's badly designed
That's a totally different situation. This is a computer game. It is. This is a
computer game. Absolutely. So that's what my feedback is, primarily. The
combat, the gearing and everything else, I think it's like it's not amazing. It's
okay, right? Like I think that there are there should be something. The game
doesn't really do a good job at kind of teaching you how to be good at combat
because you go from fighting mobs that take three hits to fighting mobs that
kill you in three hits and like I think that there's like a degree of that but
I these are all like minor issues that I don't really care about like none of
this to me like for example is like I don't like none of this is like a make
it or break it it's not like a oh I hate the game because of this this is
just like me kind of like giving little bits of my opinion on it. Is the game
worth it right now or wait? I don't know it depends like I played it like how long
did I play the game today like eight hours or something like that like I mean
fuck I played it for eight hours make up your own mind. But I'll play more of it
I will play more of it tomorrow. I'll try to learn the game a little bit more
off-stream and just you know kind of figure out what to do but yeah Bop
it is a custom controller it's awkward a lot of yelling exactly you're having a
lot of fun yeah they're a major yeah like the game has major like and also like
for example like there are things that are just simply broken like for example
I was not able to use like if you rebind certain keys you're not able to
use your your tools this is a literal like broken game mechanic and you
You should not ship a video game with broken game mechanics.
It's just that simple.
It's broken.
A patch dropped like an hour ago?
Yeah, because they're probably watching my stream taking notes.
Because they're like, wow, okay, that's smart.
We should have thought of that.
This guy knows what he's talking about.
That's smart.
Write that down.
You know, like everything.
I mean, they're in Korea.
So like, what time is it right now in Korea?
Actually, it's probably really late for them.
Yeah, it's like super early, really late.
One or the other most humble. Well, I mean I not only am I humble, but I'm generous. I'm giving them this advice for free
I didn't give me a free copy of the game. I didn't get sponsored
I just played it for free and now I'm giving them advice for free. You should be thankful
It's 2 p.m. They haven't really
The rebinding thing looked annoying. Yeah, it is.
And so the performance, by the way, let's talk about some other, like some smaller things.
Performance, my computer, I have a 5090.
I have one of the best computers that you can possibly have.
My performance problems are non-existent.
I have had zero performance problems, period.
This or WarWindsMeat?
WarWindsMeat plays infinitely better than this, but I think that for a single-player experience,
this is probably going to be a better game for, you know, the time that you're able to play it.
Because it's made to be a single-player game.
WarWindsMeat is an online, live-service game. It's just fundamentally different.
The bitrate on stream looks bad.
Does it really?
None 4K? Why would I be on 4K?
My monitor isn't 4K.
five hours in I'm not vibing with it at all I get that I understand would you
keep playing if you weren't a streamer yeah of course it's a medieval sword game
with you know like a fucking you know open-world fantasy universe of course I'd
play this game like I would play this game like off-stream for sure where a
cam comes learn to well that game was like that was a really huge exception
like and also like I've really I've tried to replay that like three or four
times because like I'm that game like I'm supposed to be sorry audience for that
game right and like how am I not like what the fuck so score for now I'd give
it a seven or an eight I think that if you fixed all of the if you like let's
say all the control UI and all that stuff is fixed then I would give it
probably like I would say it's definitely an 8 depending on the scope of the game
that could that 8 could evolve into an 8.5 or a 9 but I think that like whenever
you have because there's like a you can have a game with a bad control scheme
and you can have a game that's very challenging and punishing but the
moment that you include both of those things at the same time they are
like force multipliers for each other, for like frustration, intolerance, and just having
a bad time.
So I think this game definitely does fall into that category.
So it's a 6.5.
I would say right now, like my first day of the game, I would rank it a 7.
I would say the game is a 7.
For my interests, for my desires, for my opinions and what I like in games, I would give it
a 7.
See steam reviews?
I'll look at them all tomorrow, obviously.
It's supposed to ramp up after 8 hours.
Well, people are going to quit the game before 8 hours.
Like a video game should be good immediately.
The idea that a video game has to build up to being good is a retard cope that's invented
by developers.
And also people with a sunk cost fallacy for their shitty MMO.
Nobody actually thinks that.
Good advice, but I will play it again tomorrow.
I will.
I know a lot of people enjoy the game and honestly like I hope people enjoy just
the fact that like I try to just play the game and remember that it's not about me playing
the game. It's about the experience of watching me play the game. So like I just like you
know if I'm shooting an arrow at the horse and auto aims to the to the woman and that's
annoying it's that shouldn't happen right that should not happen. But you know that's
part of the experience of watching the show. So it's not a big deal. Look at player
numbers, I'll look at them tomorrow. Look at everything tomorrow.
Resident Evil 9 was awesome in like 5 minutes. Yeah, exactly. Resident Evil 9's a great
example. Great games are good immediately. But I haven't played it for 8 hours. I mean,
actually. But we'll see what happens. Should play Death Stranding too. Yeah, we'll see
what happens. If Elden Ring drops a DLC now, would you drop this game? Well, yeah, of course
I'd probably finish. I probably played this game a little bit more than play Elden Ring
after that. DSP rage quit the first boss. It's over for Pearl Abyss. I don't know why
I rage quit the... I don't think it's really... It's not hard. I don't think the game's
hard at all, personally. I don't... It doesn't seem challenging. The tools that it
seems like you're able to use in the game.
Nothing, like I'm sure there'll be a boss
where people will clip it and be like,
ah, how wait till he gets to this?
Yeah, that's probably true.
But, and oh yeah, another thing is that,
like I forgot to say this,
is that a lot of the puzzles in the game,
there is not a internal consistency logic
that implies that certain types of mechanics
should be used for certain kinds of puzzles.
And I'll give you a great example for that.
So for example, whenever I went
into that one ruin area.
And there was a line where it was like this circle,
and then there was the blue line that
went down the middle of it.
Well, the last time there was a puzzle like that,
I needed to turn those lines and then shift them
in the other direction with the grab tool.
But now with this one, you have to punch them.
And so there's a logical consistency
that I think great video games have that I think
allow players to assume correctly about the way that you're supposed to approach solving
a problem.
And a good video game will allow a player to intuit that if the player has been perceptive
to other mechanics that are in the game, that functions similar to this.
But this game, it's actually the opposite of that.
Where it's like, and I think that's, and to be fair, like the IGN reviewer saying
that, I think that's accurate.
And they should have designed the puzzles differently in that regard.
Things like, for example, like whenever I was supposed to use that light and then have
the thing come down, there are also, like, for example, why is it that there is a limited
time thing that comes down and then it comes back up if you stop using it?
So you have to run over there and then click and open the item.
But there's four or five other interactable objects that are in that exact same area
that can just interrupt you trying to loot the item that you want.
It's just stupid design. It's a design that is made just, it's just annoying.
That's it, it's just annoying. Like it's not like it's hard. It doesn't make the game like challenging.
It's just annoying.
Do you want to pick up the coins in the tower?
Yeah, it's stupid.
Some others have worse combat than Witcher 3.
I would not agree with that.
Gameplay should be frictionless.
Yeah, like the difficulty in a video game should be...
It should be on the boss mechanics, not the UI.
It should be on how to use your spells, not being able to use your spells.
You know, like, that's the way it should be, duh.
Sorry, you could break the weapon rack, but you couldn't pick up the weapon.
Yeah, it just seems weird.
Like, why is it even like that?
Hmm.
Which is through a perfect story environment.
I think that, I'm going to be honest, I think Cyberpunk makes The Witcher 3 look like this
game.
I know it's maybe a super unpopular opinion, but I think Cyberpunk is like just, it's basically
if you compare this story versus The Witcher 3, I think there is that same difference in
like grit, texture, quality, and design that Cyberpunk has.
And I haven't elaborate, I just think it's a much better story.
I think it's like way, way better.
Now I will say that I haven't finished Blood and Wine, and so far it's definitely better
than the base storyline.
Like I didn't really think that the base storyline for Witcher 3 was that great.
I didn't.
I didn't really think it was that.
I thought it was fine.
But it was fine.
Is it better than the Dragon's Dogma?
My experience right now, so my first stream of this game was only 11 hours and my first
stream of Dragon's Dogma was almost 15 hours.
So Dragon's Dogma, I think this is a game that will ramp up in quality and experience,
whereas Dragon's Dogma was a game that fell off in quality and experience.
Like the first probably 10 to 20 hours of Dragon's Dogma 2 are absolute peak, but the
problem is that after that, all you're doing is repeating that first 10 to 20 hours.
The difference with this game might be that there is something that continually evolves
that you can continue playing and, you know, I said there's like 70 bosses in the game
or something like that, so I think that's really it.
Like Dragon's Dogma 2, the issue is content.
This game, the issue is gameplay.
If you took the gameplay of Dragon's Dogma 2 and you put it in this game, you would have
Game of the Year.
You would.
You'd have the Game of the Year.
And probably also the story, too.
I wish they just put the Monster Hunter monsters in Dragon's Dogma 2.
And they said, yep, that's a Rathalos, there he is, go get him.
You know, like that's it, like the end of the unmoored world is no longer that fucking
thing, and it's actually just Gog Mausios now, you know, like, there it is.
Figure it out, I mean, you have your pawns, right, they can like use the fucking, the
harpoon and everything.
So is it 6 of 10?
No, I don't think it's 6 of 10.
I think it's a 7 or an 8.
I think 6 of 10 is way too unfavorable.
I can see why somebody would give it a 6 of 10, but I think that a 6 of 10 is punitive.
I don't think you should give things a punitive rating.
I think that if I wanted to give somebody, if you like the kind of games that I like,
this game will be a 7 to 8 for you.
From my first day experiences playing on, you know, like whatever I played on,
keyboard and mouse. Rich gave it a 3 out of 10. I'm sure a lot of other people didn't like it, right?
Same rating as Avowed? No, I said Avowed was a 6. I downgraded Avowed to a 5 after I played
WDN though. I didn't realize that it was going to get mugged by a 20-year-old video game,
okay? I didn't expect that. But it did. More open-world games like this should have a pawn
aspect I'm a huge fan of pawns and like basically having like helpers with you in games that
you can like interact with like I just I think it makes the video game like you've got to keep in
mind what is my favorite movie of all time the fellowship the ring it's you know Frodo Sam and
and fucking uh...
what's his name
uh... you know pentagram to can use the other one car
uh...
anyway
the hobbits running around right
and uh... based on mary yeah mary and pippin of course mary and pippin
yeah yeah
and uh...
uh... so you know i can't afford them running around in like that in in the
shire
and then adventuring together
and like fighting you know in the minds of moria
and all that and then like even at the end where they're fighting the Iraq high, like that's that to me is like that's peak right that's that's the peak fantasy experience and so like the same as like you know like Conan right like the first Conan the barbarian like absolute peak and so that to me is like so I like the
idea where you're playing with like other people or not other people but like you have
helpers with you that help create that experience.
If I can solve for the ranks, it felt a lot more like it than other games.
How's it compared to where it wins me?
Where it wins me I think is probably, it is probably in my opinion, the best live
service game that's like where it wins me that's out there right now.
Like if, I think Wuthering Waves is a 9, if it's a 9, then where wins meets a 10.
That's free, yeah I know that's what I'm saying, like in that category.
You serious?
Yeah, I think it's a tremendous amazing game, it's a really, really, really well designed
game.
Did you play Conan in Exiles?
No I didn't.
And then they made that Dune game which was fucking horrible.
I can't believe Shradd played it for as long as he did.
There's something wrong with him.
But I'll answer a few more questions on a call of the day.
On the bright side, at least the game has got off of controls.
Yeah, yeah.
The Warwinds Meet story is good now.
I think that the story improved whenever it got to the, um...
Uh, the, the emperor, not emperor, um, that guy, right?
Where like he, like throws the money at you.
Uh, God of Avarice, yeah, yeah, there you go, God of Avarice.
We're in a seato, no, that's, that's in Wuthering, where it's a separate area.
No stream tomorrow, no, that's why I'm ending now, like I could go for probably
like five more hours, but I don't really see the reason to.
You play the X expansion? No, I haven't.
But there are like, you suggest waiting a few games, days for the game?
Do whatever you want to do, man.
Like you can see the games borked right now, and so if you still think that like it would
be fun for you to play and you'd enjoy it, then do it.
But like if not, then maybe you should wait and see what they're going to do afterwards.
That's my advice and my opinion on it.
But that's about all I've got. I'm pretty fucking tired.
Actually, I'm really not. I'm just probably going to go way down for like 20 minutes and then get up and probably keep playing the game.
But I'm not going to progress the main story.
I'm just going to try to understand and learn some of the secondary systems and figure out kind of like what I'm supposed to do.
And that way like whenever I do play tomorrow, I can make the I guess experience for people watching better
Right, that's at least like what I'm thinking
You know play Darksiders game. Oh, yeah, they're making they made it
They did a remake for that game. Um, I don't really have a lot of intentions of playing that
I don't really care a lot about that game. I think that if there's another game that I'm gonna play
It's gonna look like probably resident evil for the remake. I
Think it might be that or it might be something else like I don't know
We could strain thanks man. I appreciate it. Yeah, um, you know, it was a good time
I hope everybody enjoyed hope we had fun. I'll be back on tomorrow and I'll see you guys then
So thank you guys all for watching 11 hour stream definitely longer than I usually do
don't get used to it, okay? But that's fine, it's a new game and I actually woke up this morning and I was excited to play the game.
And so, you know, I had a good day and I hope you guys did too. So until next time boys, peace!
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