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03-21-2026 · 8h 31m
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How we doing boys? It's another day! Just woke up a little while ago, stayed up a little
bit too late, but you know, it is what it is, working overtime, I'm working a bit, yep.
It's another fucking day, excited, and you see Trump threatening to use ice at airports?
I haven't seen anything yet today. Obviously, I woke up just a little while ago, and
know like now we're just back into back into another fucking day man I went up
and you know some of the new stuff about apparently Crimson Deserts fixing some
of their stuff so I'm glad about that and a few other things happening and
yeah it's about it good podcast by the way I appreciate it man thank you well
people like that Trump Robert New or died and said good luck fuck him who's
Robert Mueller I don't even know is that that guy was investigating him I
I don't know anything about that and a bunch of clowns on Twitter talking shit today.
Oh, about me?
I saw yesterday, yesterday they were pretty mad that I said that we should deport all
the scammers and again, that's the reason why is that that fucks with their that's their
end goal, right?
And so that's really that's my opinion about it, right?
And so if that's really that's that's the reason there's a bug on controllers,
you can't jump all running.
I mean like the games controls are just bad right if you're talking about that and in New York. We have sherry
Damn, I'm fucked up today. Give me one second. Let me take a drink
Mmm
Great nobody thinking about you. I hate you. I know well, that's why they're thinking about me, right?
Yeah, and yeah, there it is so it takes you taking it for the 104 time and before you get mad
Well, I think people get mad because like again they they want like that's their strategy, right?
bringing a bunch of these fucking third-worlders
and then have them vote in the way you want.
So if I say that like let's cut this problem off
at the root, well then that's gonna upset them
because that's kind of like, that's their strategy.
So like obviously they're gonna try to get upset about it.
Obviously they're gonna get mad
because like that's literally the main thing
they're trying to do.
So yeah, of course.
Truth hurts, yeah, exactly.
And how do you decide what shirt to wear?
I usually just put like before the lights on,
I just grab whatever shirts on the floor
I put it on and I mean not really I mean like I guess I kind of have an idea
But like I just pretty much wore this the whole time because you know, I like this shirt. It's about it
Yeah, you can't deport our voters. Yeah, I can man
And you know that crimson deserts my biggest letdown this year the game suck
It does it suck now we get to play more of it today probably but it sucks it does this sucks
Like I don't know what the hell they were thinking man
I really don't like so many of the things in the game are just bad like the more that I play it the worse it gets
Like I definitely feel like it's that situation where it's like the more that I look into it. It's like a
You know like a fucking I don't know like a a Russian nesting doll of garbage
So it's like inside of the you know mechanics
There are other bad mechanics inside of the bad mechanics that are worse mechanics. You think I do was right
Um, I'm getting closer to thinking that IGN was right.
I'm getting closer to thinking that they were right.
Now, I think that they were right in their score, but not necessarily in the reasoning, right?
But like, yeah, they kind of were, right? They were.
And so, we'll see what happens, right? Can it be good?
Yeah, I mean, it's not terrible, right? It's just that there are just so many glaring flaws and annoyances with the game
that it makes it very hard to play.
Like basically figuring like that like playing the game is fine
It's it's the process of interacting with the game and the endeavor of that
That I think is really the annoying part more than anything like California fraud the more you look the worse it is
That's right. True true brother and called DSP needs an apology. Well, I mean again like I don't think that boss was that hard
Right, I mean like again, I and also I did think the game kind of sucked
But like it's still worth playing to me, right?
I mean like I'd still like I mean what else am I gonna do right so I might as well play it try it out
So should I have delayed the game for maybe a year to fix the issues?
Well, I don't know. I mean like I feel like if they had delayed it for a year the issues wouldn't have been fixed
I think the reality is that the reason why they didn't fix the issues is because they didn't think they were issues and
Then whenever players get it on their hands and then all well now it's a different thing
And I think that's generally what happened. Can we talk about you on offering to pay for TSA?
Oh, yeah for the airports. Yeah, apparently the airports are a total shit show like I don't know exactly what it is
But yeah, apparently I don't really travel right? I don't like traveling
But I've heard that the airports are awful problems can go away if you ignore them you can and there's a lot of problems
That simply go away and you'd be surprised. Let's hopefully get the dragon's dog with 2dlc. Yeah
I mean like listen the thing is that
Again, like I don't think Crimson Desert is like horrible
but I do think that it has like a lot of very glaring flaws that the more that you play the game the more those flaws become obvious and
I'm surprised it's let down for you concerns your most expected game
Damn, I mean I get what you say it but still well, that's the reason why I mean I went into it with pretty high
Expectations like I mean overall the game isn't terrible, right?
But it's just not amazing either former FBI director Robert Muir died. Who's this guy?
So people keep asking me about this. What is this here? Let me take a look at it
Robert Mueller. Who is this guy? Is this the guy that was investigating Trump?
Robert Mueller is has died
Okay, there it is. Uh, yeah, it is it is this guy
Mueller was responsible for investigating russia's interference in the 2016 election
I agree. A lot of subpoenas, a lot of banner ads, a lot of subpoenas. Yeah, okay
Okay, we'll walk this really slow, we need to.
Under search warrant.
All right, a lot of search warrant.
This was 10 years ago.
In your opinion, very thorough,
you listed this out in your report, correct?
Yes, thank you.
Is it true the evidence gathered during your investigation,
given the questions that you've just answered,
is it true the evidence gathered during your investigation
did not establish that the president was involved
in the underlying crime related to
Russian election interference as stated in volume one,
page seven?
We found insufficient evidence of the president's culpability.
So that would be a yes.
That would be a yes.
Thank you.
Is it true that the evidence did not establish that the president or those close to him involved
in the charge of Russian...
Man, so it was all a bunch of bullshit, right?
...or that the president otherwise had unlawful relationships with any Russian official?
Volume 2, page 76, correct?
I will leave the answer to the report.
So this guy's dead after he went and did this whole Robert Mueller has died.
Good.
I'm glad he's dead.
Wait.
What?
Oh, my God, bro.
He goes, Robert Mueller has died.
Good.
I'm glad he's dead.
He can no longer hurt innocent people.
President Donald J. Trump, brother, that is my president.
That is my president right there.
I've been waiting on there's no way he actually said this right there's no way
Rip mozo brother, I love it. I do I love to see this man and
bases fuck exactly and
This left his attitude. I mean again a guy's a fucking piece of shit
He ran a fucking smear campaign against the president for years over bullshit, and they knew it was bullshit
They knew it was bullshit. No, I would say damn bitch rest in piss. You won't be missed. That's the way I see it, man
But I'm not about this. Oh wow. It's so sad that he died like yeah
It is but it's even worse that he used his position to try to push a political agenda
So yeah, that's it man. Trump just trying to say try to say Trump was a Russian spy. He did his testimony was pathetic
Yeah, remember that everybody thought that this guy was gonna you know like fucking hold Trump accountable and do all this and then it
Turned in to be an absolutely nothing man, and uh
Good morning everyone and yeah, yeah being here. Yeah
two years ago the acting attorney general
Asked me to serve as special counsel. Yeah, and he created the special counsel's office, right? Oh the appointment order
directed the office to investigate
Russian interference in the 2016 presidential election. This included
investigating any links or coordination between the Russian government and
individuals associated with the Trump campaign. Now good morning. Man, and there
it is. It's funny how both parties just accused each other of rigging elections
down. Of course they do. That's the easiest way to explain why you lost.
He deserved to die. What do you mean he didn't deserve to die? He died
because he's old as fuck. He died because he's an old-ass man. But he looked at him, he old as hell,
and this was like 10 years ago, but the dude was a fossil. Like he lived his life and now it's over.
Fuck, what do you want me to say? Yeah, that's it, bro. Yeah, they started it. Yeah, exactly, bro,
they shouldn't have done that. Love Trump at L-Post. I disagree. I think that honestly,
this is the way you should treat your enemies. This is like never, I don't believe any of
Love your enemies bullshit. I think crush your enemies completely and then laugh at them as they're crushed bro
Like I'm not about any of this like oh well, you know, you've got to turn the other cheek
Uh-uh bro. I'm gonna turn the other cheek. I go as hard as I can but a hypocrisy who can hypocrisy
I'm gonna fall about hypocrisy. Why that's a reddit argument, bro
Like it's about making sure people like this. Yes all the earth exactly you gotta make these make the environment for these people as
unpleasant and uncomfortable as possible. Remember what they did about Charlie Kirk?
They had no problem doing that. They still run defense for it now. So never
think that this is not deserved. This is exactly what they do. And again, this guy
just died from natural causes. Fuck, like what is it? What's he even got to say?
Nobody even killed him. So that's it. It's not like he was killed. Yeah, bro.
Like nobody killed this guy. He just died. So it doesn't mean it's right.
I'm not gonna fuck about being right or not. I'm gonna fuck about getting
what I want. What do you think about being right for? Like, God, oh, it's
It's not right.
Who's it's not right according to?
So who's it not right according to?
The people that want you to lose, the people that want to subvert your values, the people
that want to make you a slave, the people that want you to fund foreigners, the people
that want to make you a stranger in your own country.
Those are the people that telling you it's not right?
Uh-uh, brother.
I already hear that.
I don't want to hear that from them at all.
That's how women think.
I don't know about women, but I think it's how pussies think.
I'll tell you that for a fact.
And so, no, I never think like that at all.
Let somebody else like that try to guide you in a direction and people don't care
I'm not about the moral police. I think that as soon as something like this happens. You got always laugh at it
I do think it's a bad taste to it
But I don't really care when Trump dies they're gonna be dancing in the streets
Yeah, exactly like they would be laughing and talking about how great it is to Trump guys
They say all the time like when somebody does it I'm gonna be so happy
This is like just them saying that they want Trump to get assassinated and these are the people that want you to have
You know dignity absolutely not bro rest in piss you won't be missed
That's the way I see it, bro. This guy was complicit in a lie that devalued and damaged our entire democratic process
For many years. He was complicit in it. He knew this and now he's dead. So fuck him. That's what I think
Yeah, fuck him and they had no problem saying that about Dick Cheney
They had no problem saying that about a fucking Henry Kissinger
They had no problem about that at all
So never ever listened to somebody say that or Charlie Kirk even to right and that's all he was doing was talking, right?
So he's a bad guy. I mean, I think that he was a he was a
Vehicle for bad guys to you know, like move their intentions through right? That's the way I see it
So mostly positive reviews for Crimson Desert. I'll look at that in a bit man
But anyway, yeah, the IQ apologist and shambles after that study. We are in fact importing ritardos
I tried to tell y'all didn't know okay. That's it was not to us, but that was close. It was really I was like
two millimeters from being to us
Damn, bro, like I saved that for later. Anyway, so what was I saying about besides this? And
that was it. Yeah, anyway, let me go back. I will get these 80,000 likes. That's not
enough. And so anyway, you're a piece of shit for having this opinion. No, the thing is
that you want to call me a piece of shit. That's fine. The thing is that I don't look
for approval from people that want to subvert me. Like I don't I don't care like I don't
want approval from my enemies. I don't want approval from my opposition. I don't
need their approval. I just want to beat them. Like, I don't give a shit about, like, what
their opinions are on something or how they feel about something, but I don't give a shit
about that at all. Like, you think whatever the hell you want. Think whatever the hell
you want about me. That's fine. Yeah, losers lose, bro. Like, that's it. And so, that's
all there is to it. And anyway, right, I don't have a problem at all. What is
this here? Liars, too? Oh, this is somebody he mad as hell. And truth matters, yeah,
it is. And Chadder also a piece of shit. Yeah, no doubt. And so anyway, glad
to see live instead of in the videos, man.
No, I'm glad to be back live again.
I am, and I try to go live every single day.
I do.
And so, yeah.
And I host a one-month WoW competition
that's the most viewed content on YouTube.
Host a one-month, it's the most viewed content on YouTube?
Wait, what is?
Like, my WoW content?
I don't know.
It's not.
Number one.
Number two, I feel like, has anybody, I actually
noticed this the other day, it
seems like nobody's even really paying attention
the world first race which I'm kind of surprised about like I mean the race to
world first is going on and it only has like how many views does it have it only
has wait really only has total 12,000 views it just started oh okay mythic
isn't out yet I mean still I feel like that's pretty bad like I'm gonna be
honest guys I think that's really bad but hey hey hey hey maybe the mark
Maybe next week is gonna go crazy, but I really feel like people are just flopped out on a man
They're just flopped out on it, but I guess maybe I could be wrong in next week
So we'll have to wait and see and makes a bit more sense
But yeah, yeah, I mean it'll pop off whenever mythic opens maybe right
I mean like I remember I think I just tell you I was ripped rich send me a message
She's like bro like what happened a while
This is like the second day of the expansion and the game had like, you know
30,000 people watching it and like half the people were playing classic
I just really feel like retail lost the juice
I do I feel like it really lost the juice and it lost I think that what happened with retail is that
People just got fatigued from being in the hamster wheel man. They did they got they got fatigued from being in the hamster wheel
And they just kind of you know got bored, right?
And I thought they're already seven and I mythic
I don't even know how many bosses there are right which else is trash to me like I like retail
Wow, but there's just too much in the game, right?
Like I would love if they did a reset for retail. Wow if they did a full-on reset and they got rid of the seasonal model
I'd probably go back and play the game again. I would but like right now. I just feel like
There's just there's too much going on in the game
And I just don't really feel myself motivated to play it right. It's actually decent now
What was this here? Maybe they play instead of watching finally
I don't agree with that like every popular game generally has a large audience of people that watch it too, right?
It just makes sense so it's the same as if a game is popular people are gonna want to watch content about the game
I mean damn. It's pretty obvious, isn't it? So, uh, yeah
And uh, is it is I'm a crazy how many streaming juggernauts came from wow or blizzard games
Yeah, I know and I think that's what's gonna happen in a lot of cases and
What was this here and I think that I'll be better. It'll be better for you off-stream
Oh like wow will be I mean the reason why I stopped playing is that I felt like I was wasting my time
time. Like I felt like I was like I was always doing the same
thing every single day. And whenever I realized that about
what I was doing, I just decided to stop doing it. I just
decided like what am I doing with my life where I'm just
continuously, you know, performing the same task, the
same activity, just so I can compete with people on an
imaginary leaderboard that never ends, right? Like what's
actually like where's the light at the end of this
tunnel right where's the where's the positive benefit like where's the win
condition and I'm just not really seeing that yeah yeah it's like my job
yeah exactly it's like my job the seasonal month yeah but I do think the
seasonal model is what really burned me out I'm just not really about a
seasonal model right like an expansion model makes sense because it's like two
years but the first time I know I'm not about that at all and so can you
really compete I meanly anybody can compete in a video game really I mean
especially a game like wow it's not most video games see this is one of the
things that a lot of people don't really understand is that a lot of video games
are not really that hard to be good at. It's just that the people that can
invest the amount of time into it in order to be good at it are very minimal.
Like for example, like whenever you're playing World of Warcraft and you're
like farming something, like in order to like be like one of the top
achievement people or having like some of the top you know gear and
everything like that, like the main thing that holds somebody back from
that is time. Like it's just the amount of time that that takes is so substantial and
so extreme that you can't even really have a job and do that. You can't have a family
and do that. So all the people that have jobs or families or both, those people are just
like automatically filtered out just right at the baseline, right? Right? Right? Right
out of the gate. They're done. So yeah, unless it's a strict pay to win, even
then it's not going to happen because there's things that you just have to do unless
you're paying for me to play your account, which is like, I mean, that's like metagaming
on metagaming, right?
Not sure at all.
I spent nine hours trying to kill the night boss in Elden Ring.
You did in 10 minutes.
I mean, the night boss, yeah, you should jump attack.
How about that?
And so the problem is the game isn't worth the time anymore.
And that's the other thing, right?
It's like being really good at like, let's say, Counter-Strike.
There's like some respect that people put on that because like this game has been
a generational game for years.
Everybody knows Counter-Strike.
So whenever they hear somebody's really good at Counter Strike, that matters to them.
But the problem now is that there isn't really that same cachet of being good at WoW.
Like I don't think people really care about being good at WoW.
Why is World of Tanks so high up?
Oh, it's like a fucking event.
I was about to say, like, what the fuck?
Like, World of Tanks.
Hmm.
Nobody ever put respect on WoW?
People used to put respect on WoW.
They did.
They used to put so much respect on WoW.
Being good at WoW used to matter a lot, but what happened is that I think that the value
of that has just gone down, and it's gone down dramatically, we would try Resident Evil
4.
Will I play Resident Evil 4?
Am I going to play Resident Evil 4?
Yes, yes I am.
I don't really know when, but probably whenever I've got like a little bit of maybe like
a week and a half between like game releases I'm probably going to play it.
So I don't know if that's going to be soon or later, but it'll be eventually, I'll tell
you that.
So that's what my plan is.
After people watch the first one, and I didn't even realize this, but if you look at, for
example, let me pull this up and find it, where is it, Asmongold, Resident Evil?
I didn't even know this.
Look at this playthrough for the game, man.
Look at this.
This almost had a million views, man.
This had almost a million views.
Look at this.
This is insane.
I didn't even know this was a whole ass thing and so no people a lot of people wanted to watch this they watched the whole thing too
So I felt pretty good about it. I did how about Super Mario World we need some Boomer games play code go through play Super Mario World again
Maybe I would do that right? I don't know but it'd be possible
Resident Evil feels like a good game stream game as long as chat doesn't spoil the puzzles
Well, I just didn't want to
The thing is I don't really have a problem doing puzzles, but I don't like doing them on stream
because like whenever I'm screaming I'm thinking about how I look I'm thinking
about what I'm saying I'm thinking about what I'm doing I'm thinking about what
chat sang I'm thinking about like two or three other things too right and so you
got all that going on and it's hard for me to like recalibrate and be like in
the mindset to like figure out a puzzle right it's like you know your mind is
a pizza and the puzzle is only getting a slice where it needs like at least
half the pizza in order to figure it out so too many distractions yeah just
straight up distracted like whenever I'm on a call like for example like I don't
know do y'all do this whenever do you have video games that you play whenever
you're distracted as kind of like a fidget spinner like I do that a lot like
for me one of my games like that is Wuthering Waves where like I'll go
around and farm echoes a lot whenever I know that like I'm on a call and I
have to be thinking about the call right and so like I don't like having
somebody talk to me right like I just I don't want to have somebody talk
to me. And so whenever I do have that happen, I try to make sure that, you know, I have
a game that I'm focusing on because like I can't play a video game and also process
what their words are, right? I can do one or the other, but I can't do both. So, yeah,
pinball, so I, or a lot of y'all do the same thing. Like that's, that's the way I am
for sure. And that would be on cash register, my brain turns off, so I feel you. Yeah,
exactly. And yeah, I develop scripts in my downtime. Yeah, something like that,
right? And something that you can do without even thinking, right? So low maintenance
game good for that exactly a low maintenance game and that's what I have
with weathering waves and other shit like that too like arc nights in field
and like where I can just go and like just go and click on things and kill
shit randomly and that's what I like I like that about games right but you know
there's games that that's good for in games where it's good to like turn off
every other monitor and just make it your main main monitor game right it
just really depends on what game it is so that's what I think good to see you
homie appreciate the content thank you man I appreciate it man I've been
I've been having some good times. I saw that um, you know, there's been a new a new effort recently
US obliterating and oh this is a new one. It's a new base. How are they doing?
How they doing
This not real right
no way this shit's real is it like is this real yeah is this real does this
real like what the fuck like I don't even this is insane like the shock waves
are unreal yeah I saw that I'm like bro I don't know if this is real or not
it's just hard to say man it really is like this like whenever the expo look
at that bro like there's no way that's real I mean that's like a video game
no shot man like no way that's real that's actually real like I've never
seen something like that before in my life that's the first time I've ever
seen any of this at all so Iran's IRGC we're waiting for the US Marines
Yeah, of course they're waiting for the Marines because everybody knows that like
Listen like you don't need to be like a combat expert to be able to you know outflank and outmaneuver
Somebody in like a in an urban environment, right?
You just stand behind a wall and then as soon as they walk in the door you shoot them
So why would we send in a bunch of people and try to Afghanistan Iran?
Why would we do that if we can just keep bombing their leadership?
Why would why would we ever sit? Why would we ever send a bunch of guys in there?
So we can like why would we ever do what they want us to do?
Like that doesn't even make sense. Like if you have a guy, right?
Like let's say you're really good at like fighting with a sword and another guy's really good at fighting with like
I don't know like a spear. Do you want to fight with swords or spears?
I say I want to fight with a sword, right? Like that's it. Yeah, you better use the sword because like you know
Why would you want to fight your opponent on the on the environment that's beneficial to them?
Like what the fuck is wrong with you like this isn't like this isn't bro
They think it's oh final destination Fox only no items. No, man
Like you just go in there and blow them the fuck up. So that's what I think right
Yeah, you all you be fuck spears or OP. I'm just I'm just talking right but like you see what my point is
I do think spears are better too, but like that's really what I'm saying and
Yeah, that's how it is in a civil war. Yeah, you don't do that
You want to put yourself in as good of a position as possible and then leverage that in the most extreme way that you can
Like that's the smart way to do things and I hope that's what they continue doing
I mean, it seems like that's what they continue doing, but we'll have to wait and find out and
What is this if I can find this who's who's talking here because of something called the halo effect?
Yeah, and that's a horrible thing to have to overcome your whole life. Yeah, you're not genetically well off. Yeah
Say now, I would disagree and might be argument-
What? This guy gonna disagree with the scientific reality that's been reinforced through like multiple peer-reviewed studies for a hundred years?
You're not disagreeing, bro. You're coping. You're coping. What are you talking about?
You still like- are you retarded?
The character
Personality, maturity, intelligence are far more important than appearance.
That's not what he said.
You think I'm wrong?
Well, bingo, there it is, but those are all perceived entirely differently, once again,
based on your looks.
It's actually crazy.
How is it that this 20 or 21-year-old guy is just outmaneuvering all of these
journalists that are like full-ass grown 30, 40, 50-year-old men. But how does this happen?
Like, duh. Because he's an autist? I mean, I guess so, right? I mean, like, reality has
a mog bias. That's one way to say it. I've never heard it said that way before, but
I think that's one way to say it.
So, you're absolutely correct. You're just forgetting that key piece of nuance.
Yeah, but it's kind of the reason that my message resonates so well.
Yeah.
Of course, the halo effect is real.
That's why they they have a whole fucking name for it.
It's been researched like you really think hot bitches don't get an easier time than fat ones.
You do you really think this like what what are you imagining?
You really think some fat fedora wearing 385 pound obese that shows up at target is gonna get the same reaction
Then a fucking giga Chad then like I don't know Ronaldo showing up there fuck. No, but what are you talking about like?
Really like it's just crazy
Obese no, I've got this and guys I've got more slurs for fat people, but I've got all kinds of those
I've got so many of them and those are the only ones that I can use I have other ones that I have for other groups of people
I can't use those right now, but we'll get to those whenever I can and
obese yeah, exactly and you know, I got plenty more and
Attractive people male or female are generally treated better. It's a fact it is like and then somebody. Oh, I just
character
I would disagree. I would disagree. I would disagree. Oh, I would disagree
All right. Shut up, you retard.
Shut up, you fucking idiot.
What a dumb piece of shit!
Oh my God!
Yeah, it's documented. It's like...
It's like, ah yes, the Earth is round.
Oh, I would disagree.
Ah, I would disagree. No, I don't think so.
Oh my God.
It's just so fucking ridiculous, man.
And everybody wanna fuck? It's a foundational fact of life?
It is. It's so simple. But for some reason, people don't understand it.
And also, yeah, it doesn't matter if you're above it. Yeah, I mean it doesn't matter if you're above it
That's fine, but other people aren't right clavits party mainstream media. Yeah, and it's just sad
Honestly, it really is but I think the reason why it happens is just the the mainstream media nowadays is just so stupid
They're really so stupid nowadays, and I think that's the big problem here
I just like whenever games force you to kill animals whenever its humans attacking them hearing dogs limpers
I strike them with the final how the ministry is psychotic here elements and crimson desert or game changer. Let me see here
Kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it get his ass
Look how fat he is look at fat piece. Oh god
Uh-huh
Damn
So you're telling me I ain't get a fire spell is what you're trying to tell me
Okay, that makes sense. Oh
You can
You tell me I wait they just turned them into a into a pile of shit
He just disenchanted this elephant into into some turds
Damn!
Oh, electrocuted him?
Oh, yeah, electric sucks.
That was like three attacks?
That's so bad.
Wow, what a piece of shit.
Oh!
I see that man Dami's life-treatin' on our older count.
Yeah, I mean, kinda based.
You know, so, except for the terrorist support stuff, I mean, that was kind of a
bad idea.
Yeah, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean,
I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean,
I mean that was kind of fucked up. So who is this person? I dislike whenever people will force you to kill animals
Well, then fuck then don't do it
Then don't do it. They don't force you like this guy's just out there doing whatever the hell he wants
Again, also like this is the kind these are the kinds of people that got them to change him at nesting worries quests and wow
It is like this is if you don't it's a game like it's a video
I hate how people keep trying to compare
things in real life to video games like what happens in a video game isn't real
like it doesn't matter what happens in a video game like you cannot like it right
and think it's stupid like there's plenty of things in video games I think
you're stupid but like to get upset about it or to get bothered by it I mean
psychotic these are not real elephants right these are not elephants at all so
you actually cook the animals in the food too yeah exactly what fuck you
you're supposed to kill them people yeah that's oh my god I love you man that's
exactly it so oh yeah no so you're okay with killing people but not animals like
what the fuck are you thinking like really but it really I like how do you
just make any fucking sense it's just crazy to me man yeah we don't like
killing people either or should we ban age empire so dumb yeah I know but
anyway let me go I look at these other ones here and try to find and cover
up with everything else fishbacks attorney he lost my case why on our
I pan for losing. I mean this is some other bullshit
I'm not gonna even look at that the better paradox of our time Tehran is currently experiencing military strikes yet
The air is the cleanest it's been in years because he's on like Republic massive grid draining crypto farms are offline
Wait that the IRGC had crypto farms. Is that even true? Like I don't even know if I believe
This looks like it's bullshit man, like I don't even know if I want to believe that
Yeah, and I can understand people don't see pixels as a pixels in video game as an animal. Yeah, I don't understand it at all either man
I really don't it's fucking embarrassing, but you know, that's just how some people are right and
Let me go. I'll show you guys this too. Well, here we go. Let's look at this
So where is it?
We support where the strikes are coming from underwater. No, oh
They're activating the whales now. They're sending in the whale beams.
Damn. Damn. Even a land is pissed at Iran? Yeah, I feel like a lot of people are, right?
I mean like that's really it W. Wales. I guess so like I really honestly I feel like this is just what's gonna keep happening
Uh, it is I think it's just gonna keep happening and uh until basically they give up
I think that's probably where things are gonna go. They're gonna just keep bombing them till they give up
The previous post was 100 real on iranian by the way. Maybe you're right
Sharks with laser beams. I guess so but uh just in general like I feel like this kind of stuff like what happens with this is that
But it just gets more and more, I guess, like kind of extreme.
And eventually they're gonna just have to give up, right?
That's really what I would say is they're gonna have to give up eventually and then it's
gonna be fucking over.
And so we'll see what happens, but that's kind of what I'm guessing.
And they're all dead, really?
Yeah, till they're dead, really.
That's about right.
And anyway, who fired it?
Yeah, nobody knows.
But I think that's the strategy they should go with, honestly.
And Fox breaking news, Chief Keith has been deployed to Iran.
Oh, no, man. That's it. Oh, yeah. So this is another thing. So CNN
Look at this here. I'm just in Americans are raising major red flags over how CNN just scored full access to quote investigate
Iran's
Underground missile cities. Let's take a look at it
An Iranian underground missile city buried deep inside a mountain a show of force aimed at Iran's enemies
Yep.
A contingency plan to protect its precious arsenal from being eradicated by massive bombardment.
Yep.
Dozens of these subterranean fortresses are spread across the country.
It's proof that Tehran has been preparing for a war just like this one for years and possibly decades.
It's also from these mountain bases that Iran stores its mobile missile launchers.
them out firing before hiding them back into the mountain to reload and avoid
detection. The US and Israel want to destroy this threat. Yes, just like Hamas
and their tunnels, Iran has funneled decades of state resources not to their
people but into missiles and drones and proxies and berries. Isn't this all the
more reason to destroy them? Yeah, of course it is. Facilities, but we are
hunting them down. We wanted to find out how examining satellite images from 27 underground
bases, including 107 tunnels. Well, I don't understand, like how CNN able to find where
the tunnels are? Like, I mean, wouldn't they just bought the tunnels? Is this is the case?
Like, I feel like that's like the first thing that I would think of, right? I mean, like,
why would SENTCOM not just bought the tunnels found was evidence of a rapid fire American
The Israeli campaign to trap a large number of Iranian munitions underground, blocking
entrances and exits to these bases.
Like here, here, and here, access points to these facilities blocked.
We found that the US and Israel bombed at least 77% of the tunnel entrances that we were
able to review satellite images of.
Damn, that's a lot.
Here we see rockets fired from mobile launchers towed out of tunnels.
The images are from propaganda video released last year.
We do.
Wait, so this is from last year?
Well, why would you even, like, I mean, yeah, obviously they were shooting this shit off
last year because we didn't go all in on them then.
But why would you even talk about that last year?
To hear.
A large underground city with many of the access points ravaged by US and Israeli bombardment
earlier this month.
Here we see huge craters surrounding a tunnel portal.
Yeah, what happened?
Here, a destroyed rocket launcher.
That makes sense.
You can see that it's destroyed because you see it's bent and it's not going to shoot.
It's a toxic rocket fuel.
But less than 48 hours after the site was first bombed,
evidence of Iranians already digging for access to their munitions underground.
And this isn't the first time Iran's jumped to repair its underground facilities.
Yeah.
Iran is completely filled with smoke.
After the 12-day war with Israel last June,
Iran repaired missile production facilities.
Yeah?
An industrial complex linked to uranium enrichment centrifuges.
See, this is the reason why you gotta stomp them out.
This is all this in my opinion.
This is why I've said that I'm all in on regime change.
It's very clear that even if we wipe these guys military out,
to the extent that they still exist in this country,
they will be a threat to the United States in one way or another.
Why, you gotta stomp these guys out.
And subterranean medium-range missile sites.
Double-tap them?
This one, where Iran reopened access points to those munitions.
Shouldn't the CNN reporters be forced to tell the locations of the reports to make sure American
soldiers aren't getting needlessly killed if we put boots on the ground? Maybe. I think that they're
probably showing things that are from a long time ago. Like that's, the odds are, so like,
what do you think the more likely outcome is? Is the likely outcome that CNN is genuinely
doing boots on the ground investigative journalism in Iran to figure out what Iranians
capabilities are or that they're just misrepresenting old information and then presenting it as
if it's new in order to pretend like they're adding new content to the Iranian war.
Like which one do you think is actually happening, right?
Like let's use a little bit of logic here.
Again, starting to repair them just 48 hours after that war ended.
That's the reason why.
The U.S. and Israel continue to score tactical successes around underground facilities.
But these might be temporary solutions as Iran continues to adapt.
Now these are huge battlefield achievements by the US and Israel, heavily degrading Iran's
military capability.
But experts say that Iran remains resilient and has just enough munitions to continue
to hit strategic positions such as oil and gas and civilian infrastructure.
Good for them, wow, what a great argument.
They can still blow up civilians.
I guess we should let them keep doing that, right?
This is a good idea.
Adds another layer of complexity and of unpredictability
to this war, okay?
Uh-huh.
Certainly.
Tomorrow, thank you so much.
No, I mean, like honestly,
I don't know how to see and then access this
because I bet it's probably old information.
It's like old media or it's released by them
or it was sent to them.
That's the reason why.
They probably didn't actually release it.
There's no free press in Iran,
so I didn't see and then get exclusive access
to Iran's underground science.
It's probably because this is either old information
or it is something that they created,
or there's some other variation of it,
or they sent it to CNN.
I think the probability that CNN actually went there
and saw this themselves is extremely low, very, very low.
And what is this here?
So worst take, let me, I'll pull somebody up.
Let me only see this.
Worst takes now?
What about, what about this is a bad take?
What about this is a bad take?
I'm just confused.
Yeah, what about this is wrong
Hmm
No, we we get to the bottom of this it's all right
No, I need to understand this I
Didn't say this is a bad take
Well, then why would you come into my chat and why are you even here?
Well, then what are you talking about US going to war with Iran is a bad take period. No, it's not. I think we should stomp them out kill them completely
blow up the entire infrastructure and destroy the regime and kill every single one of them.
That's what I think we should do.
That's my thing.
That's my position.
I think it's a good idea. I think that they'll shoot missiles at us and cause problems for us and the faster that we get rid of them the faster they're going.
So I don't I like yeah, that's that's my opinion
So let's go to war North Korea and China then it's harder to do that if we were in a position
So like if we were in a position that we could neutralize North Korea without risking a nuclear war
I would totally support it I
Would completely support it
Like absolutely I would why wouldn't you?
Why wouldn't I do, why wouldn't you do that?
I mean they out why?
Because they're trying to blow us up.
They say they want to blow up the United States.
They're a crazy ass fucking dictatorship full of military shitheads that if they have the
opportunity to they're going to cause us problems.
Why do we want to let somebody, why would we willingly allow a person to exist that
wants to cause us harm?
Why would we do that stupid?
It's not like you watch Fox News all day, support boots on the ground.
I didn't say that.
I mean, maybe, yeah, it depends on what happens, right?
But my main focus is about bullying up the leadership.
That's really the way I see it.
Like, I mean, you don't think that that's a threat?
Let me explain this.
Yeah, how does this work?
Trump's a bigger dictator.
I'm not just banning for that.
That's honestly, like, that's literally, like, that comment will go so hard on Reddit,
like I don't want to read that here so why would we not go out as ridiculous
we're 35 trillion in debt you realize we spend money on countermeasures for Iran
right like we have to spend billions of dollars every year for countermeasures
against Iran's terrorism so like if you really care about the debt wouldn't you
want to want wouldn't you want to fix something that's causing our prices
to go up regularly why wouldn't you wouldn't you want to do that I'm just
confused. Yeah, how's the Trump
Addictator? Yeah, exactly. Who just
insubandant guys? No, we got one
person. That's fine. When you don't
understand, we can't just fight
everyone that threatens us. They
weren't an actual threat. Well,
why can't we? Why can't we like we
spend a trillion dollars on the
military a year? You tell why we
build the bombs? What are the
bombs for? But you tell if we're
not going to use the bombs, I
I don't want my money back.
I do, I want my money back.
Like, I bet we've been spending all this money on bombs
we can't even use it.
What a waste of fucking money.
What are we wasting all our fucking money
on these bombs for?
It's really like, what are y'all thinking?
Like, absolutely, what are we doing right now?
But you think we really shouldn't be using these bombs?
It's crazy to me, man.
You need to understand.
Yeah, exactly.
and uh... it's like don't put up these fires just keep them contained yeah exactly
they plan to make nuclear bomb and sublime road terrorist iran is really the
largest threat
yeah exactly and so yeah
how can you be for mass deportations but it would be okay with a huge war
simple i care about consolidating and making interest in the best interest
inside of the uh... western culture and uh... primarily america
so uh... i care about advancing the interest in the goals of western
culture western media
uh... you know and and my culture
And so anything that puts that at risk I support destroying it
That's the reason why
It's really that simple you think this war isn't for Israel. I'll give a fuck about Israel
If it's in Israel's best interest and so be it I don't care about them or not
Why would I give a fuck about Israel? I don't live in Israel
What are you talking about Israel for I'm just confused. I don't know why like I used I used to love you
but this war is you've got so wrong I don't care if you ban me so what happens whenever Iran funds a
terrorist group that kills Americans what happens then this is your worst thing no no
What happens then? What happens whenever Iran funds a terrorist group that kills Americans? What do you do?
You're Robert Mueller die. Yeah, I did
Brother then go to war with North Korea
Well, I just explain I just I literally just explained the reason why I wouldn't do that. I
Literally just explained that reason like you weren't listening. What what was my reasoning?
I'm gonna ask you because you might have a you might have a disorder and
And I don't want to make fun of somebody who's disabled, okay? I would never do that
What did I say about why I wouldn't do that for North Korea?
And also China is one of our biggest trade partners this whole idea that China is a massive threat to us
They're a rival, but they're not an enemy. Does that make sense?
That's my perspective
They need us and we need them
Everybody hates the US and wants to kill us. I
Don't think that France wants to kill us. I don't think Japan wants
to kill us. I don't think that, you know, fucking, I don't know, the UK wants to kill
us. What do you mean? I don't think that India wants to kill us. Like, what are you talking
about? So actually, wait a second. So I want to take a step back because like you at this
point where China is inevitable, dude, just like Iran. So if it's inevitable, okay, so
if you think that war with China is inevitable, and war with Iran is also inevitable because
She said, just like inevitable, why wouldn't you approach and try to attack Iran whenever
they're at their weakest?
Because you said it's inevitable.
Why wouldn't you do that?
So I'm at Cuba, maybe?
Well, we're going to pack them up real quick.
Like, they're going to get packed up.
Honestly, we might not even have to pack them up.
They might pack themselves up, but it looks like they're packing themselves up.
we'll see what happens. Let me let me pull this up. You caught him out. No, no, it's
all right. Let's look at it. You picked a real winner to the song. Oh, at least he's typing.
Like at least he's typing. Like, thank God. He avoided your question. Of course he avoided
the question because he knows the question breaks his logic. You guys retired? Yeah.
So is that it? You're done? Like that's that's the whole thing. Like you really
you crashed out all over nothing
you got so mad and now like obviously like there's nothing to say
is that right
wow
well
damn that one really didn't last on spurred out for no reason
you are getting it mad war should be avoided at all costs no matter what we
should no matter what we should be diplomatic
went to war without even debating it
This is what I like to call prey morality.
And these are people that you have the logic
of a elementary school teacher.
You have the morality and ethics of a toddler.
The idea that war can be avoided
is the most naive and childish brain dead
and just feel good, like put that on a bumper sticker
and make that my political ideology type opinion
you can possibly have should we have avoided the war with Hitler no no no we're
gonna we're gonna go we're gonna go even farther with that should we have
avoided the war with Hitler should we not have fought Hitler in World War two
Yes? Y'all need to shut up. No, like, I, like, no, y'all, y'all need to stop. I know why
I'm saying that. No, no, do not say that. So, yeah, it's not funny. No, no, ask me that.
Should we have avoided the Warthillers and signed close to World War II? Oh, so then
war shouldn't be avoided at all costs.
OK, so then the thing that you said
isn't actually true, right?
So wait a second.
So do you want to revise what you said?
Do you want to shift it up a little bit and make it?
Do you want to do a little bit of editing on that?
Try and say it again.
That makes sense?
Yeah, no, it's OK.
This guy thinks we should just continue
dealing with the extremists is long spending billions and countermeasures
and direct measures
and his argument is to just deal with it forever fuck a ridiculous
as i said bro it's toddler morality
toddler morality
and uh... it's sad to see
it is but these people are very close a lot lessy what was yet
sending israel that i i miss your old takes is worth a run i hope you
apologize for sending americans to die for israel
do you think that iran here i'll let's look we're gonna do we're gonna
do one of these and this is the one for today. All right, we're not going to do another one
for today. This is the only one. Do you think that Iran is trying to build a nuclear weapon
or was trying to build a nuclear weapon? Do you think that they're trying to do that?
Once again, back to Israel. I care about Israel.
They're old leader wasn't trying to so then why you think they had uranium that was enriched
up to 60% and they were building nuclear facilities under a mountain.
Why do you think they did that?
Why why would they do that for fun? Oh, they're doing it for fun. Oh, it makes sense. He was
transparent. Let him come in. They were there were 10 years from trying to. So if he was
transparent, let him come in and they saw it 60%. So you didn't answer the question.
why do you think they have uranium at 60% that's that's not what I I didn't
ask you if they let them come in or not I asked you why would they have uranium
at 60% why I'm mentioning anything that mentions Israel they literally said they
attacked as Israel is going to because I think it's a good idea regardless of
what Israel's actions are and my rationalization structure has nothing
to do with Israel. And I think that it's a red herring that people try to recalibrate
an argument around. And I have no interest in it because that's not part of my calculus
for why I think it's a good decision. They were 10 years away from building a nuke.
Good. Why don't we make them forever away from building a nuke by just blowing them
up? And also, by the way, well, you actually, wait a second, wait a second, you didn't
answer the question. I just realized you didn't answer my question. Why did they
have 60% in rich uranium why would they have that wait a minute yeah no so why would they
have 60% in rich uranium like how's he defending this it's just it's just listen but what happened
midnight hanner they didn't we took it out a year ago okay so if they took it out a year ago
then why did the uh why is it that the iranian government the american government
and the Iranian spokesperson all said that they had enough enriched uranium they had like 400 or
something kilograms of 60 percent enriched uranium about a month ago so why'd they say that
Israeli intelligence is what you're going off of so let me get this straight
So, Iran admitting something on Face the Nation is Israeli intelligence?
So when an Iranian spokesperson and an official says that on live television, that's actually
Israel?
Just like Iraq?
So, Iran didn't admit to that?
Show me that?
Okay
Um do we have time stamps for this?
It's in this video. I don't know if I can find it. Let me see if I can find it on Twitter. Okay
The Iranian people don't have open internet access, so this is just a...
It's in this video.
Is there a keyword on YouTube transcript?
Oh, you're right.
That's smart.
Transcript.
60% maybe?
Oh, that you said 48 hours before the U.S. strikes happened, you had personally offered
to President Trump's negotiators to take that 440 kilo amount of 60 percent enriched
material and to dilute it.
You said Iran was ready to give that material away.
This was in the deal that was also presented to Vice President Vance by Oman.
Is Iran still willing to let go of that enriched uranium?
Well, that was one of the elements of a deal that we were negotiating with our, you know,
American interlocutors. That element dealt with the question of Iran's 60% enriched material.
material and I said I offered actually that we are ready to dilute those
enriched material or down blend them as they
This is from six days ago
Just admit you got something wrong. Yeah, I think that's a good idea
commending also self-reported on Twitter a month ago let me see this today we've
reached we've we've reached an advanced level of in uranium enrichment is up to
90% we've limited ours at 60 because we have no need for this so this is again in
September this was last year like a few months ago so are you sorry do we do I
like an apology now? Like a sorry for, sorry I'm retarded. Sorry for wasting your time.
You're the smartest person. You know what you're talking about. And I don't know what, I don't
know anything. I'm an idiot. I'm a, I'm a dumb like, I'm a dumb pocket watcher sitting
here trying to chirp whenever I don't even know anything. Like am I going to get an
apology for like, I'm sorry, I wasted your time because I'm stupid. You're a Zionist.
It's Y-O-U-Apostrophe-R-E.
So, like, do I get an apology for this or not?
Are you gonna apologize?
Because I see that you've defaulted back
to your NPC programming.
And I was just wondering if that's gonna
be a continuous thing or not.
Like, maybe the stream's lagging.
I'm gonna give him another chance to apologize.
I'm gonna give him another chance to apologize to me.
It's OK.
No, because I know Iran is not even close to making nukes.
They barely have IBMs.
OK.
All right.
OK.
All right.
Now we're going to have to do another one.
All right.
We go again.
It's just it's going to happen again.
So let me scroll down.
I got to make sure I find this.
No, this is all from before.
And here we go.
So Iran, Iraq just did something that Iran just
is running the, this is Diego Garcia, UK military base,
fired a base 2000 miles from Tehran.
So that's an ICBM right there.
Look at that.
It went 2000 miles.
Iran just proved that its missiles
can reach far beyond the Middle East.
Iran fired two intermediate range ballistic missiles
at Diego Garcia, a base sitting 4,000 kilometer,
kilometers away in the Indian Ocean so so this happened today you didn't you
didn't see that today you're falling for foxes propaganda so you think that well
wait a minute so you think they didn't bomb the base so what do you think
happened you think they made this up do you maybe did you think that they blew
up something at the base to try to make Iran look good or do you think that the CNN or
Fox News or whoever are just making up there are no exposure like which one is it?
Honestly if you think Iran that the capability is striking the United States with nukes
is that what you're saying?
What if they didn't?
So you know what?
Let's go back to the original point.
Why do you think they had 60% in rich uranium?
Let's go back to the original point, because we're getting off topic here, right?
Why do you think they had that?
Why'd they have that?
Not yet.
No, no, it's all right.
It's all right.
We're going to get it.
That's not my question.
Yeah, but it's not your stream either.
So long as you answered my question.
So do you got to, do you got to answer?
You're on to try at the United States. Let me assume I'm gonna answer your
question. I'm gonna just say no. Actually wait a second. I'm not gonna go into
that anymore because the answer that is no to me right. It is no but like all
right now I answered your question. You can answer my question.
You're gonna be able to answer it or not. So why they have 60% in
rich uranium they're trying to build a portal maybe you're right why are we
arguing so many can't spell use proper English it's ridiculous how low IQ like
bananas and rice combo it's a great content though is that you think this
is a bananas and rice fourth worlder y'all think so what do you guys think
is it the fourth worlder is that it you want to answer your question because
He's wrong. I'm playing the narrative. Well, let me let me get it. I don't want to spend a recourse to the United States
That country is 95 million people. So why do you think they had? Why do you think they had uranium at rich at 60%?
Why do you think they had that?
Like it's just that simple
And you mean resources, by the way, recourses?
That's like a response to something.
You're thinking of resources.
It's okay.
Joe can't even say?
No.
No, I'm not asking you what Joe can't say.
I'm asking you, why do you think that they had 60% in rich uranium?
I'm not asking you to tell me what somebody else said or what you read.
I'm asking you to come to your own conclusion.
I want you and I know, I know, I know you might not have done this before,
but we in a new situation for you, all right?
I want you to think for yourself.
Why do you think they have 60% in Rich Uranium?
The attack is not a threat.
They're not a threat period.
That's crazy.
So why do you think they had 60% in rich uranium?
Why do you think that?
Like, cause I let's move on fuck this guy.
I give me one more minute on this, right?
I'm having a good time.
I'm enjoying this.
I don't think they did.
So you think that the let me get this straight.
You think that the American government, the IAEA,
the Iranian government are all lying. Everybody is lying. But you just think
that this is true. So everybody else agrees that this is a reality. Israel
says this, America says this, Iran says this, the inspection agency says this.
Everybody says this. They even come on TV and say it themselves. But you think
that they're all lying. I think if the government's lying, just like they lied about the FTC file.
So you think, wait a minute, so you think the Iranian government is lying? You think Israel's
a lie? Do you think that Iran is lying? Do you think Iran's lying about it too? The
media doesn't lie? I'm not talking about the media. Okay, so all right, all right.
So now we're in the situation where you think everybody is lying about the uranium.
Everybody's lying about it.
Every government official is lying about it.
Every why do you think that the why do you think that the inspection agency is lying
about it?
Because like I can get okay, so America is lying about it to get us into the war.
Iran's lying about it to save face.
why would the inspection agency why about it
why would they do that
dude i know you have a stream of the live people you're acting so so syive
you mean naive
so why would the inspection agency have that
I know, I know, like, let me, why would the inspection agency, why would the inspection agency lie?
Why would they make it up? We backed out of that treaty, you didn't answer the question, why would the inspection agency lie about them having 60% in rich uranium?
Why would they do that?
Why would they lie?
You're enjoying this way too much. It's really, honestly, you know what this reminds me of?
This reminds me of like, of wow raids. Like whenever somebody would do something wrong in
a wow raid, and I would make the entire raid sit there for 30 minutes while I berated them,
and I dissected every lie and every excuse they had. And then at the end of it, I
decided to publicly remove their loot privileges and kick them out of the guild. Like this
actually this is the same stuff I used to I've been doing this for my whole life
they're morons and they'll do anything not be attacked or killed so you think
that they need to sound tough and strong so you think that the inspection
agency needed to sound tough and strong wait why would the inspection agency
need to sound tough and strong it's an inspection agency you do you know what
I'm talking about but you know what I'm talking about right like I'm not
like 50% of the voting population is dumber than Gus. I don't know if it's 50% it's probably more like 80.
It is. We know you're smart and fill too many Zionists, we weren't at risk of being attacked.
So why did the IAEA make up the 60% enrichment number? Why would they make up that number?
Why would they make it up?
It actually doesn't know what you're talking about. You know, yeah that's actually going,
You know what I'm talking about, right?
Like, I guess like right now, I've asked you this like four times
and you still can't come to any sort of a reason for it.
So is this fourth world isn't?
Is this it?
I think it must be.
Let me ask you, do you support Bootstagram?
No, no, no, no, no, no, I already answered one of your questions.
This is my stream, not yours.
This is my stream.
Why do you think that the inspection agency would do that?
Why do you think they would do that?
You can't even, you're shifting around.
I'm not gonna let you shift off of this.
You make an assertion, you make a statement,
and you can't explain it.
I've explained everything.
It's gonna happen, so do you?
I'm not gonna get into your question.
Because, again, you're not even answering my question.
You're trying to shift the conversation to something else that you think you can win
because you got caught in something that you know is a lie.
Why would I engage with you in good faith by answering your questions if you won't do the same thing for me?
Why would I do that?
Really, why would I do that? Why would I make the mistake of thinking that I'm playing an even game?
You think I'm stupid?
It's not going to happen.
I give them one more chance. No, you're hoping that they were close to building Nuku weapons and we can't prove that me or you.
So I'm going to give you one more chance.
Uh, let's say they didn't have it. You're going to put boots on the ground? No, so you've now, you just keep shifting. You're not answering.
So do you think that the IAEA lied about
about the nuclear stuff? Do you think they lied or not?
This is your last chance. This is your last chance. Do you think that they lied or not?
Man. That's just sad. That's honestly sad. I exhausted all of his NPC dialogue and he
just kept repeating the same thing. This is one of the dumbest chatters that we've had in a long time.
It really is. It's one of the dumbest ones we've had in a while.
That's embarrassing. It really is a genuine what it must be like to live an life this day. See,
these people should have never been born into an age with electricity. I think that honestly,
these are the kinds of people whose destination have been digging potatoes out of the ground
they should have been digging potatoes out of the ground and then worshiping the sun
but now for some reason they have a computer they have the internet they've got uh you know social
media uh you know like this is just it's way too much it's way way way too much for them
They're out there outscaled man. It's like giving a monkey an AK-47. Oh
My god
You tell me you don't worship the Sun. I guess not and again, right?
And you said it's guessing get money from a pack of lobby Israel. Oh, yep
say whatever you want to say whatever you're gonna say, right and
Anyway, no, I think it's funny
Again, I would pull you up, but we have that that's our quota for today
That's our quota for really, really dumb chatters that try to make that argument.
And I want to say that everybody who thinks that, well, if he pulled me up, I would know
what to say.
I'll see you tomorrow.
I'll see you tomorrow.
And tomorrow, we're going to, we'll find, I'll be ready for you.
I'll be ready for you.
And you start chirping tomorrow.
And then, you know, maybe you're going to get your chance tomorrow.
And so that's it.
But I can't be spending all day on this. I can't be spending all I'm a bit. I'm a busy guy. I'm a very busy guy
I've got to talk about a lot of this
So why is it only one per day?
Because it's a waste of people's time and everybody generally knows what the conclusion to this is
So whenever I'm discovering the same topic 50 times
I think it's boring for the you know the everyday viewers
so like that's the reason why and
Yeah, it's really it
And so like because I have no problem going over the same topics like a little bit
But doing it on a regular basis constantly, I think that's gonna probably burn people out and they're gonna get annoyed by it
Right and so that's really the that that's my perspective on it and let me go back. I'll pull these pull these other ones up
I don't know what this is. Let me pull it up and see
It's not boring, but it's pointless I know
Problems they disagree with you, but they can't understand why cuz just copying what they heard somewhere else
They can't formulate their own opinions. They're just really just the reason why I don't think people should be allowed to vote
Like my opinion on democracy has only gone down
Like I've never I've never they're not not a single point in my life has my opinion and perspective on democracy ever improved
Like whenever I was 16
I used to think oh man
You should let everybody have their chance and then I remember whenever I was like 20 or 21
I had this policy that whenever I wanted to do something against the best interests of the yield. I
Would put it to a vote
It was like a challenge that I had with myself to can I get the people to vote against their best interest again I
Could every single time
I always able to do it and so this is the thing sorry you did not have to ban him
Of course I do you think you want him shitting up the chat with them dumb-ass messages sending his stupid ass words
Fuck no. And so voting should require a basic competency test. Yeah, I think that we need to disenfranchise like 80% of the population
80%
80% of people should not be allowed to vote and
I am a generous man
There are people who are much more thoughtful than I am that would probably come to the conclusion of somewhere around 95%
Okay
Senator, just a big picture. Where do you think we are in the course of this current campaign
dealing with Iran?
Well, Charlie, well, I think right now the main objective is to degrade Iran's ability
to destroy targets within the region and certainly degrade their ability to continue
to clog up the state of Hormuz.
Yeah, I'm sure what President Trump is trying to do is degrade to the point where our allies
will figure out it's not as risky as they're assessing it is right now, and they will come
and start escorting ships so we can open up straight or her moves.
That's crucial we do so, and it's also crucial that we can't let this job undone.
Leaving the regime standing, not completely weakened, not certainly threatened by the
the Iranian people have it taken over.
I think it would be a mistake,
but the greatest hope I have there
is reports I'm reading where Iranians themselves
are calling in airstrikes to their leaders,
and the leaders are running scared.
They're hiding in tents.
Boston, let me call in the airstrike.
Boston, I can't have a lunch break.
Oh yeah?
Masad? Yeah, coordinates 138 West, 238 North. We've got a commander in a white jeep with a
machine gun on the back of the truck. Okay. Yeah, all right, good. See you.
Yeah. They don't know where to run. I think President Trump's probably right. We're getting
you out of the third layer of leadership. They've got a lot of people in the IRGC and the
in the message, and then these people are brutal.
They executed 30,000 to 40,000 of their own citizens,
just hung some young people up,
a top-flight wrestler, I mean,
it's grotesque what these people are doing.
That's why we can't allow them to stay in power.
Truly.
Well, if you wind up with a much degraded regime,
but that degraded regime remains in power,
and the show of Hormuz opens up,
would that be considered a success in your mind?
I don't think so.
probably as long as we retain the right and ability to continue to degrade for their leadership
and make sure that they can never reconstitute their missile, manufacture their drone capabilities
and never reconstitute their nuclear enrichment.
So it's boots on the ground, I don't know about that or not, I have no idea.
I mean they're talking about that in general.
Let me go back, I'll pull up these other ones too.
So I don't really know what to say about this, but, um, uh, fuckin' the Republic of Somalia
land.
Now, I'm gonna be real, boys.
I don't know what the difference is between Somalia and Somalia land.
I don't.
I don't know what that difference is.
Like now, maybe it exists, but I don't know what it is and so anyway, uh, disneyland
That's what I was thinking right Somalia lands actually stable. What is the difference difference difference?
between
Somalia land and Somalia
Now we got figured this out is
Closer rated but distinct and political hierarchical both in the Horn of Africa share ethnic Somali majorities
have an overlapping cultural and holistic ties, but they're not the same entity. Show it on a map.
Show it on a map. We're on the map. It's a Somalia land operates like an independent country in
practice. So, wait a minute. So basically, so they got their whole new... So there's Somalia
One in Somalia two
Damn so they're really are they trying so are they trying to get their shit together or what?
Let me pull this up
Google Maps
Where's it at that's Austin I don't want to go to Austin I've been in Austin. I'm in Austin. Where the fuck's the other one
Where is it? Somalia land. Is this it? Wait, where is it at? No, I'm in the wrong one.
Okay, there it is. So can I click on this at all? I can't click on it.
Because this is what it is, right?
It's like right in here.
Or the layers?
I mean this doesn't look too good.
I mean this is, this just seems like a bunch of dirt.
Just a shithole.
Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, oh they got, they got something going on right here.
Wait a minute.
I mean this doesn't look too bad, I mean it doesn't, it's not great, but like,
I mean they got some boats and shit.
Not so bad.
Street view?
It don't let me do a street view. Oh maybe it does.
wait oh they had a review it had it's a five-star restaurant it doesn't let me do
street view yeah they don't have street view over there man like I wonder why
and so wait this so this is the whole thing
damn burko what's burko damn that's a big fucking city what the fuck are
these names. Wadada? Wadada? Wadada? Why is everything called Wadada? How's this
not confusing for them? Every fucking street's called Wadada.
I mean, didn't you just fuck them up? Like, I'm just thinking about this. Like,
I guess this has got to be like a smart guy.
Wait, everything is Wodada.
It probably means street?
Oh, and they got a soccer field.
That's the one thing they have.
The honestly, okay, well, so let me get this straight.
So Somalia land is like the good Somalia
and Somalia is the bad Somalia.
Let me ask Grock if that's a fair analysis.
Would it be a fair analysis
to say that Somalia land is the good
and Somalia?
That's Somalia.
would that be fair no why not why not the good perspective on a lands not flawless
small is not uniformly bad okay so it doesn't want to say that so anyway
think of it like a gated American community maybe I don't know so that
The Twitter comes out and so this is Ilhan Omar and what is this him talking
everyone knows they've been cheating for years it's the first ever and it's got to
be stopped and it's got to be stopped it's thinking that somebody is a third
world maybe a fourth world nation one of the worst one of the most
dangerous they don't have anything they don't have councils they don't
have government they don't have police they shoot each other all over
the place. They come here and they're still $19 billion. That's it. That's crazy. And
you know, Omar, I hope this is part of it, but she married her brother, supposedly. I
mean, there's a lot of documentation that means she's here illegally and she's a congresswoman.
And I hope you're going to be looking at that or somebody is. JD. JD. I think she's
one of the ring leaders. Come on. She's a, she's bad news. She's really bad news.
She's so bad for our country. Man, so he went and called that you watched the
same different country on Google Maps, maybe you're right.
And so anyway, then she goes and says, the most disturbing part of this unhinged common
is how comfortable he is in telling the world how stupid is he and his followers are.
But I guess it's inspected for a man who regularly and publicly fantasize about sleeping with
his own daughter and is clearly implicated in the worst pedophile cover-up case.
Now I don't want to hear anybody calling out incest accusations if they're from one
of the top 20 incest countries in the world. I don't want to hear it. I don't want to see
it. I don't want to listen to it. Uh-uh. Nope. It's not going to happen. But so anyway,
uh, yeah, she married her brother. So, uh, careful now. This is Republic of Somalia
land. Careful now, daughter of the colonel. It's all true. All of it. We've got the
receipts and they're looking extra right now. It might be time to talk extradition DOJ.
You know what, Somalia Land might be, we could redeem this. If Somalia Land ends up roaching
out on her and publishing her documents that she actually was, you know, married her brother,
then I feel like we should just go and get rid of her, right? Send her back to there and they
can put her in jail. Ilan Omar is being exposed for her immigration fraud by the Republic of
Somalia land due to clan rival race. There it is. We got clash of clans in the big 2026.
Having them call for her extradition is exactly the type of content that I come to X for. Yes,
you're right. And so anyway, this is amazing, incredible. We all knew it was true. Here's
the evidence. Ilhan Omar married her brother. So this is the receipts apparently. Ilhan
Omar's last name originally was Elmi before it was changed. This evidence is available,
but the Obama Justice Department refused to investigate. Her brother Ahmed Nersiyad Elmi
and her father also known as Nur Amar also use multiple names through different countries.
Part of her family fled from the United Kingdom while Ilhan Omar and others entered the
United States under her father's assumed name Omar. These name changes and split
identities were used to conceal the father's true war crimes and identity. Marriage details,
groom, ob-med, nurse-ed, el-may, bride, ill-hawn, ad-
Oh my god.
There's no way this shit's real, right? Like, I mean, this has got to be bullshit. It's got to be, like, a fake
account or something
but it is this really like it today did they really get her i mean like is if
that's it i mean why don't we just go and get a get rid of this bitch like what
are we doing here
they've been watching too much game of thrones i guess so
uh... you know that the left of fence is going to be where you can't trust
some all you have all nations
yeah
the half course right
i could easily see that what they want out the old names
uh... i have the all it's the addresses they're not going to show the
addresses that's the reason why
And so, uh, there it is, and uh, again, and so this is the, uh, the other one. Here it is, Ilan Amjolma.
Marriage license to her brother. This needs to be exposed.
Oh my god.
Because apparently like her dad was like some evil fucking guy in Africa,
and like he had to leave, or they had to leave because of it.
Check the account country on Twitter. Well, they could have made it somewhere else to be fair.
The address is right there on the second picture. Well, I don't know, but something,
some reason they blocked out some of it, not the other ones. I have no idea why.
Her dad was terrible. Yeah, he was an actual warlord. That sounds pretty
bad. Like Joseph Coney? I mean like Joseph Coney, right?
Look at the parents name in the first picture. She changed the name.
Of course she did, because they're just... Listen, the thing is that
the obvious answer is almost always the correct one.
It is. It's the obvious answer, the most common sense one.
The one you don't really have to think about a lot. It's pretty
fucking obvious that's what it is if you're not retarded that's the conclusion you're gonna
come to right and then oh here we go all right all right we got it retards razor exactly
you're not patriotic with blue hair you think I'm patriotic you can still be this bitch
She needs to get her eyes checked.
You need to, you, there's something wrong, brother.
There's something, that's green.
That is, what is wrong with you?
Patriotic?
You can still be patriotic and be wrong about economics.
I might be patriotic when we're spending more money
on bombs than we are for like social justice,
or like social programs.
We spend 50% of the federal spending on social programs.
Like what?
Social programs, Medicare, Medicaid, mandatory spending,
stamp benefits, veteran benefits.
You mean the stamp benefits that people just got taken away from them?
You think everyone just got taken off snap?
Well, it's people things.
Everyone, you think the majority just got taken off snap?
Yes.
Our military spending.
He's stupid as fuck, huh?
It's 10% to 20%.
And that's why I'm telling you.
That's why I tell you about how people can't vote.
Like, you really want this bitch to vote?
think about the problems that causes
you know about ten to twenty percent
so greed is we spent fifty percent of social programs. I'm a military kid and I can
tell you that shit is not needed. Girl, you literally just got the information that you
were just wrong and yet you're still doubling down. That's right, yep, there you go.
Immediately, like, I'm gonna be wrong but no, it's okay that I'm wrong.
We don't spend the majority on bombs. Okay, maybe it's not the majority, but it's not the majority.
It's not the majority, but it's not even a quarter.
It's far too much. Okay, you could advocate for that, but that all of a sudden doesn't mean you just said we don't spend anything on social.
That's where like more than a lot of money goes.
That's what he's talking about.
I think it needs to be more.
As usual, you're uninformed about everything.
I think it needs to be more.
And then you just not paid for that.
What do you mean?
We spend more than like anyone.
Well, number wise, absolutely.
Yeah, technically.
By technicality.
By per capita.
By money.
By money, yeah.
Well, technically, okay, by the amount of money we do spend them up.
By per capita.
Yes.
We do a lot.
We're a very progressive nation.
progressive income tax in the entire Western world.
Okay?
Oh boy.
I love when people have no idea what they do and then they're just not patriotic.
It's like, dude, you're literally not a contributor.
You should be the most patriotic person.
You contribute nothing.
This guy is so fucking based.
It's unbelievable, man.
It is insane.
You contribute nothing and then that boyfriend is like...
I mean...
You contribute literally nothing, you've only been a taker and you're the one that doesn't like the country?
That's right. That's right.
Then the one that gives everything is the one that likes it?
Leave her where?
Anywhere.
Anywhere?
I think you still live in Germany, I don't understand.
Your asses always go back.
Please go back.
Greener, what would you be doing in Germany?
I could still be an artist there.
Yeah.
You think Germans just immediately they're like oh you want to be an artist
Let's give you a remember the last time that happened didn't turn out too well for Germany
I don't think it'd be as supportive of that as you might imagine
They're not gonna give me $80,000 a year for what do you have to happen?
I think if I was able to do my art full-time I'd be able to make the money
I need to make yeah Germans trying to pursue art and failure that always goes over well
All right well yeah, that was a pretty good one
There it is. Oh my God. And I wish removed these idiots from our nation. I know, I tell
our boyfriends gears are finally turning again. Who knows how long he's been dumbing himself
down to be agreeable with her. There is a massive epidemic of simping that happens
where men think that the way that they can win the approval of women is to be compliant
and obedient
this is what's happened
and you have this guy at the very end bro i can you see
like after somebody and
uh... i tell you like whenever some guy i've seen this happen a few times
whenever some guy is with his obnoxious annoying like just fucking
uh... but just uh... rude rude girlfriend
and then somebody puts her in a place
all my god
there is never a more thankful face that i've ever seen in my life bro
That guy looked better. He was happier for that than probably the kids after Mr. Beast built the Wells in Africa.
I'm not even kidding. He would be like, oh my God, I've been trying to tell her that for six years.
I've been trying to tell her that for six years. Yes.
He's actually very controlling. Oh, is he really? I don't know.
situation is completely different maybe it is
and uh... poison is all i know
and to be fairly germans that did the error of not funding hitler's art
program all maybe that you have maybe they will funder than you're right
and so
look at this bro
it's in chicago
You don't get chance for real right now.
The problem on red line,
is if you leave town on the streets,
there's a stupid digging fish
to mess with white dogs now.
That's not the reason you should.
Okay.
Oh, white fish don't have a single chance.
Look at his face.
Huh?
You gotta deal with this animal running around.
Oh my god.
Look at this.
Not again, yes.
How'd they let this guy out?
He's fixing to kill for real.
Every swan in the county can get fed the white folks.
I'm sorry, but I will.
I'm a real bitch.
I'm sorry.
Can you believe that we allow ourselves to be terrorized by these animals?
Would it be okay to shoot them in this situation?
Yeah, I think so.
Yeah, I mean the guy's got two deadly weapons, he's talking about killing people, I think, why don't we just pop him off?
Just pop him off. Pop him off, do everybody a favor.
Just do everybody a favor, I feel like that's just, it's the right decision.
Yeah, I mean he's threatening everybody, yeah exactly, he's threatening people, he's got hammers.
He's within arm's reach, like he's armed, like yeah, of course you pop somebody like this off.
Just the kind of thing that you should pop somebody off for, then the president gives you the medal of freedom, you know?
That way you'll be free from these animals.
There are.
And, uh, yeah, as a white person, I can never ride the subway.
I never have, honestly.
And his mom will say he's a sweet, sweet good boy.
He never harmed anybody.
Damn, that's crazy.
That's too bad.
I guess it's a bad day for her, right?
I guess, you know, cause he's dead.
But, you know, he's yelling terroristic threats.
Exactly.
Trank him and let him loosen Yellowstone with the wolves.
So that could be interesting, right?
Like turning these people into like, uh, entertainment.
I like the idea of that.
And so the same type of guy that killed the Ukrainian lady.
I don't know why so many people are so accepting of like this type of chaos and discord like I don't think these people need a fucking
Institution I think they need a bullet. I do I think they need an absolute bullet
Like somebody goes out with hammers and they're trying to hit other people like this. You just got to shoot them
You do like I don't know why anybody would not think that it's crazy for me to see this
I'm gonna goddamn. Yeah, Russian roulette is safer than public transportation. You're right
and uh... yet it's it's crazy that people allow this level of like just uh...
crazy ass behavior
a fourth row so this is a fourth row video emerges on skid row regarding the
exchange of cigarettes and petition that and petitions
sent signatures for this
uh... it is an internet
and is on skid row and this man behind me was actually caught
bribing homeless to uh... sign petitions which is illegal
California
If you signed a petition you get a cigarette
Are y'all are y'all putting together all the pieces for this yet?
You see this is the reason why they want to keep these people these crack heads on the street is because they're a vulnerable
Population that they can take advantage of
That's the whole reason
Yes, of course. Thank you.
You're about to change California laws.
Yeah, I'm really happy to say that.
See, I'm really happy. I'm really happy.
Yeah, you signed up for this.
I was looking for people to sign this.
If you sign, you're going to get something.
You're not even being a good investigative journalist.
You're not doing any investigative journalism.
Any of you don't belong here.
They're doing that all day long.
I watched them when they,
big child people that you can't get
you know signed up
they'll give him a big amount of money you know that's right. This is Savannah Hernandez in Los Angeles on Skid Row. Now I have been a part of a multi-journalist.
Isn't it crazy that the obvious thing that everybody expected to be happening is actually happening and everybody knew this was going to happen but
for some reason you have to pretend like it's not happening but everybody knew it was always going to happen. There it is.
Investigation targeting alleged voter registration fraud and bribery that has been happening on the streets of Skid Row.
street to speak right every single day. Now apparently petitioners have been coming down to these streets
targeting the homeless specifically and trying to register them to vote using allegedly fraudulent
information. On top of that they have been offering them bribes such as cash or cigarettes
to sign these petitions. Now per California election law this is all illegal by the way,
however we captured this on footage, multiple other journalists have captured this on footage
and this resulted in our undercover journalists being threatened and me being
You see this is the reason why they get upset about wanting voter ID is because these crackheads can't get voter ID and
They want to utilize the crack heads
No wonder this are rabid against voter ID see like again. It's
Are people starting to put together these pieces yet? Like I don't know if they are not
I just I keep trying to remind everybody and let them know but it's hard for me to do
All right, we're back sorry about that back at it
I
Yes, you want to sign the petition you get a free cigarette. Oh, what is this?
I just not strict the policies on rubber drivers for women's sexual harassment
Yeah, a free cigarette, but you signed. We're kind. We're kind of free
That's a goal, that's what you forgot.
Damn, damn!
What company or what organization?
We worked with Southern California
Southern California District
right here in
City Hall.
Is that right?
Do you want to sign up, sir?
Pre-signature, did you get a cigarette?
Sure.
Perfect.
So easy, Luis.
Look at the time.
I'm getting the number five.
Yes, of course, sir.
Thank you.
But then he's going to be here.
Am I being recorded?
Damn, bro.
We're getting my handful.
Thank you, sir.
Yeah.
Damn.
Please help me.
Huh?
Please.
Check out Newport.
Please help me.
My feet.
Please help me.
Please help me.
Please help me.
So in my part of California I'd be surprised at so many of these things have been
more than this.
Like I've seen people doing things for stupid smartphones and giant signs that say,
say free phones that are sitting in the areas near the project houses yeah exactly
God damn now being a petitioner that gets paid look at that look at look at this by
the way look at this look at this specimen right here they got him rolled
up like a roly-poly. He's curled up like a ball outside the CVS, outside the liquor store.
Like, look at him. You know what he's like? He's like a, uh, like a Pokemon, like a Graveler.
This is embarrassing.
To collect signatures is not illegal in the state of California. However, per section 18603 in
California election code offering people money or anything of value in exchange for signing a
a petition is. And after our undercover journalist was threatened, I decided to go confront the
people doing this for myself.
So I'm doing an investigation about how people have been rioting, essentially the homeless
to sign petitions. We actually got you on camera handing out cigarettes to people to
sign petitions. Can I ask you about that?
That's cool. Why?
Because it's a legal activity.
How is it illegal?
So how is it illegal?
I mean think about this for three seconds.
Can't you imagine that it would be problematic if people could just give somebody money to vote?
Like, I mean don't you think about this for three seconds?
Technically it's illegal per California election law to bribe people to sign petitions or
to bribe anybody?
No, it's not a bribe.
Nobody?
People have free will, girl.
We actually have you on camera handing out cigarettes to people.
What's up, girl?
We out here.
And you work for City Hall, correct?
I work for...
It doesn't matter where I work for.
Can I get your name?
Why would I give you my name in here?
Well, if you're not from the younger people who are treated then there should have been used to, right?
Oh, look around. Look who we're at.
Sure, sure, sure.
You're targeting me about illegal activities?
This has been a greater...
Say, you're trying to downplay it?
Yeah.
...a multi-series investigation by multiple journalists.
You're in a big row.
Now, we have caught these people handing out cigarettes, cash,
And also, telling these people to fill out voter registration for...
Homeless person. What is this signature for? What is this petition for? Homeless person. I do not know.
Oh my god!
Jolene, information.
You just... he lives on Pinocchio Lane, it's a fake address.
wait a minute they got people signing up from Pinocchio
and they're both oh my god this is embarrassing
anyone employee with City Hall
I'm not in the play with anybody
you're putting words in my mouth
you worked with the Southern California
yeah Southern California District
right here in why not call the cops in City Hall
because the government is occupied by people that allow this to happen
See, they will not hold themselves accountable for doing these behaviors and doing these
things.
So what you have to do is you have to bring attention to it from a secondary group.
No, the police officer that shows up at the thing cares about this.
He's like, damn, that's fucked up.
You shouldn't do that.
But then the guy gets sent to jail.
He gets let off on a bond or with nothing.
better like you know some bro like oh maybe a week probation or something like
that from a judge that's in on it and then before you know what he's back out
on the street doing it again so like it's really not the cop the cops aren't
the problem it's the institutions that the cops bring the people to that are
the problem
So, we actually have multiple people doing this all over the street, all week, can you just ask you guys about this?
If it's not a legal, we shouldn't be freaking out about it, right?
No, it's legal.
Okay, so can I-
You're talking to me now, I'm thinking it's all free, like-
Sure, well what's going on here?
I might just not understand, so can you explain-
You might not really understand.
Sure, so do we have an amendment?
Yeah, we're doing petitions for sexual harassment.
I don't know what the government voting here.
Sexual harassment on Uber drivers for stricter policies?
Yeah.
And we just need voters, right?
We need people to sign.
We need bro listen to what he almost just said
Government voting in sexual harassment on Uber drivers for stricter policies and we just need voters registered. We need
Man
Man, that's just too bad, huh?
It's almost like the thing that's obvious is happening
It's almost like the most obvious thing is is actually happening people to sign
We need people to sign so we can get the legislation, a lot more stricter for the women's stricter
policies on women's stricter policies on Uber drivers for women's rights.
You're not going to be a good investigative journalist.
Well, I'm actually kind of out of it.
You're not going to be any investigative journalism.
You don't belong here.
See you got this retarded pineapple here who's sitting around scamming people and
nothing's going to happen to him.
See that's the problem is that like you have people that do this and then they just get
away with it and they just do it again.
You're not helping anything.
You're trying to help your little career.
Yeah, you're helping?
I help the community.
I do free cell phones.
If you need a free cell phone, if you have EBT or MediCo, you qualify for a free cell
phone.
By the way, that's exactly what Jason and Jeff, exactly what he said.
Man.
And I'm out here, Monday through Sunday, signing everybody up for a free cell phone.
Because you're getting cut in.
I'm not gonna do with the cell phones
The petitions are something totally different they're doing that shit all day long
When they tell people that if you keep you know sign up
to give them an X amount of money and all that stuff and I
About like you know you got these guys who are mathematics
Cracketics and they'll hold on yards and and that's not right
What they're doing, but they do it out here. They do it. They come right up to them
Well, look at him bro. Like you got this guy flipping his dick around why you can't see it. Well, look at this is
This is
Brother
This should not be America
This is correct. Look at this. Look look at this
This should not be a matter this is all that but really this is the richest state in the fucking country
It's California. Like this is some third-world shit
What the hell is going on here?
They come right up look at this like it honestly like if you told me that this is from Somalia
I would be like yep
Yeah, I could see that
How you like to make $3?
Oh my god.
How you like to make $5?
$5.
I'm not getting them to sign these petitions.
Yep.
Have you ever asked me that?
Yeah, I was talking.
The big $3.
Don't give me much information other than, you know, hey, I'll throw you a couple
bucks or I'll throw you some weed.
This guy, for example, is going to give me some weed.
So I said, sure.
You know why not?
Yeah.
One signature turned into like 10, 10 signatures turned into a voter registration form which
She told me nothing about and what it
Somebody said that's the final boss?
Oh my god
Why is he got a Burger King ground on?
Look at it. Oh, it's not sign me up and sign me as a Republican and I didn't say anything about it
What is he is he practicing for his role in the Passion of the Christ 3 directed by Netflix? Is that it?
The only way I knew was because I read, like, what I'm signing, so it was pretty crazy.
So I think there's a lot of people that are out here that are registered to vote that they don't even realize it, and they're probably registered in the wrong party.
Back in 2018, nine people were charged for this exact same crime, yet it's still happening here on the streets every single day.
now a lot of people as well because we are in an election year have voter fraud
online and they want to make sure that elections are safe and secure
however this is an example of how easy it is to potentially manipulate voter
registration here in California
now you gotta go like the thing is that you gotta go along these people
the ministers at this test and tolerance to these people specifically how many
americans have developed an immense disgust
there's not enough people that are mad about it
there are like i think it should obviously it should it should be even
more. The water roller invention is sparing women living in Kenya's rural areas and lifting
heavy water barrels over long distances. Somebody said inventing the wheel in 2019.
They finally figured it out.
Damn bro, like it's been a while right? I mean this has been the meta for years and years.
So, like, it's good to see them catch up.
It's a new DLC.
It is. It's a new DLC. I don't even know what to say.
And this is another one. NHS dietitian fired after she didn't know what a test is.
Oh my God! It's just really... I don't even know what to say.
It's just the entire thing, everything about this is just so fucking ridiculous.
I don't even know what this fucking say. It's just pathetic. I know
Okay, here we go. Mike. Oh, you want to hop out of the car for me? No season to says thank you to the 100 subs
I appreciate it, bro. Thank you. You're welcome. He suspended the car smells like weed
The flippy floppies!
It's like, uh, you know whenever you kill a treasure goblin in Diablo?
And you get the loot explosion?
Oh no!
Oh shoot!
It's not that scary, it's just pretty good.
An Uber driver gets in and gives a ride to the police officer.
Help!
Mario, help!
Speed!
Stop!
Get down!
Stop!
Stop, get down!
Get down!
Get down!
It's my bag, it's my bag.
Put the phone down.
Lay down on your stomach.
Please sit down.
Lay down on your stomach!
Mom, mom, mom, the cops arrested me for nothing.
The cops, listen.
I was just...
It was me.
It was me.
And Daryl, we were driving and then the cops just out of nowhere, out of nowhere came and
started trying to arrest us.
Mom, I don't know what to do.
Can you come get me?
What do you mean I'm under arrest?
Hey, I could have never done this.
Yeah, I didn't do anything.
And no, this is just insane, isn't it?
All my fucking god, another 25 to life sentence, I know.
And that's just fucking hilarious, man.
It really is.
I'm glad to see it.
but uh... yeah that was clearly framed yeah
and it looked like the uh... their store britain is now an official political
party with us
good evening everybody
friday evening
some great news
restore britain
is not only growing meteorically
this evening we have just received
electoral commission approval
as a registered political party
so that is fantastic news for all of us
uh... we're intending to win the next ten
that i would hope so
that would be a lot of i believe it to be the case that we will
and once we've won we intend
to basically create a clean sweet fruit parlor
that's right in order to restore consents and logic when the other countries
that's right
so that's right your tremendous support
don't have a uh... an early drink on a friday evening
continues a lot for together
all the best
man
so they got that they got the party registered apparently there's a lot of
people who joined it already i'm glad to see this i am
and uh... yeah best of luck i hope so i hope they can solve it right i do
but um... anyway so in interest of the migrants prioritized over u k
citizens it's hard to know whether a whistleblower like this is telling
truth but i wouldn't be surprised
and look at this is how they handle handle this in florida
I am not afraid. I am not afraid. I will stand for liberation because I know why I was made. I am not afraid. I am not afraid. I will stand for liberation because I know why I was made.
The song is so...
I will stand for liberation, duration, as I know I am afraid, I am not afraid.
The cops told them. They told them.
I know I am afraid, I am not afraid.
They told them. 3 minutes.
I will stand for liberation, as I know I am afraid.
I
Funds over boys
There it is.
Next step.
What are you doing in rest aid?
In rest aid, for peaceful protesting, the horrible treatment of human beings by ICE agents.
Call the obstruction of justice.
The cop?
It's like no.
It's called obstruction of justice.
People are being treated horribly.
They're human beings.
It's like no. It's called obstruction of justice.
People are being treated horribly. They're human beings.
Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
What about like a rapist though? Like...
What about like some sort of bunch of stuff?
See this is how they handle them bro like this is what they need to do everywhere you
just get these people up round them up arrest them it's that simple and honestly I'm glad
to see at least Florida seems to be the only state that has any sense Florida and Texas
to be fair Texas doesn't handle this shit either like they are actually I'm gonna be
honest though like Texas is rougher than Ford is like I was talking to a friend of mine
and apparently like APD has like so many charges for police brutality. So many. But apparently
like they really go ham on people. They do. And if you've been to Sixth Street, you know
that most of those are deserved. You do. Austin Pussy is different. Let's be real. Yeah, you're
right. And not enough, exactly. And Japanese nationalists are sharing a recent clip of Paris,
France, they're warning Japan. This is what happens whenever you welcome millions of Africans.
They turn your cities into Africa.
This is France. This is France. Oh my God. Look at all the food. It's just on the ground.
Oh my god.
Look at all this shit.
The shitty parts of Paris only.
Why would you let this go on?
Why would you let this happen?
Look at them.
Oh my god.
Look at this.
What a shit hole, man.
You can tell it's Paris because the baguettes.
Oh, you're right.
I should have known that.
Oh, absolutely.
And what is this?
would say our country should be more fearful of white men across our
country because they are actually causing most of the deaths within this
country. We should be profiling monitoring and creating policies to
fight the radicalization of white men. We are gonna have such a good like
Whoever is gonna make it a policy to just deport this woman and seize all of her assets and send her back to Somalia
That's what I'm gonna vote for
That's who it's gonna be. We're gonna just get rid of her and that's it
We're gonna get all the money
We're gonna get all the stuff and she going back and anybody that has a problem with it is going back with her
That's what I think
That's what I think
We're good. Yeah, what's this here and our brothers? Yeah, you mean of course you mean her husband and
And why she's the one to radicalize me. I guess so and no, I'm glad to see this. I think she's got a good idea
She's just wrong about the target. Yeah, she is about that too and her husband is white
Well, maybe he can go with her how about that and so yeah, you don't say it's people in other country
I mean, I think definitely you just send them back. That's what I would do and
Deportations are a failure. It looks like a 500k per year clip under Trump
I do think that I think that Trump massively has under delivered on deportations
I think he's tremendously under delivered on it, and I also wanted you guys. I don't know if this is true or not
but
Afro man explains his new song hunter got high
That's Donald Trump signature on it oh
My god
Yeah, there it is. It's real. I know. It's true. People thought it was AI. Yeah, no,
this is actually real. Look at this 2024. There it is from literally last year, two
years ago. This is what happened in the same suit. So the writing was on the wall ever
since the beginning
best timeline what timeline are we in
we're in the american timeline that's it
on you know that is this guy's manager some guy that works with them is that
right
holy shit
all deportations are due to leftist judge blocking people fighting ice no
cooperation
now it's not honestly like you could have done even more
and uh... do all crap so yeah we have a new episode with fandy me rich and
Fandy doing a bit of bullshit right and I hope everybody enjoyed the episode. I
think that we have another thing that we're gonna upload pretty soon too so
we need to get into that too and let me go back I pulled this up no this is
from today all right we watch it see what's going on
turn up I'm Emerald Brad Cooper commander yes central command here for my
fourth update on Operation Epic Fury. On Day 22 of combat operations, U.S. forces continued
to take bold action and remain on plan to eliminate Iran's ability to project meaningful
power outside its borders. Just two days ago, the U.S. Army launched the longest field
artillery strike in Army combat history using precision strike missiles. The strike
took out Iranian military infrastructure, demonstrating the U.S. military's unmatched
reach and lethality. Oran has lost significant combat capability over the last three weeks.
Not according to AI videos. We are taking out thousands of Iranian missiles, advanced
attack drones and all of Oran's Navy, which they used to harass international shipping.
Their Navy is not sailing, their tactical fighters are not flying, and they've lost
the ability to launch missiles and drones at the high rates seen at the beginning
of the conflict.
surprise. Our progress is obvious. US forces maintain air superiority over
Iran's skies, having now flown over. Remember like, you know, we've blown up
like 500 that are fucking ships and stuff like that and all their air force
and they clipped one of our one of our planes and they're like tweeting about
this saying that they're winning. They clipped one of the planes. It didn't
even knock it down, right? It just ate like they hit it and then it said it
went down like nobody even got killed, right? But like, apparently that
Well wait, apparently it wasn't even true.
Wait, it didn't even happen?
Over 8,000 combat flights.
Our air crews are performing exceptionally across the fight
from tankers to fighters and bombers
to land-based and carrier-based aviation
doing a superb job.
Tankers are extending our reach
so that we can keep constant pressure on the enemy.
Fighters and bombers are delivering precision strikes
against our primary objectives
and our pilots across the board are dynamically hunting threats as well,
finding and eliminating targets in real time.
So far, we've struck over 8,000 military targets, including 130 Iranian vessels,
constituting the largest elimination of an 80 over a three-week period since World War II.
Wow.
My operational assessment continues to be that Iran's combat capability is on a steady decline.
all of this shit yeah breaks ramp up
if you know this is a high-pitched overwhelming offensive of firepower
i want to recognize our air defenders mounting a coordinated defense against
iran's attacks
we have built the most extensive air defense umbrella in the world over the
middle east right now
this is thanks to years of investment alongside our allies and partners to
build a robust and integrated air missile defense architecture
for more than a decade books have been written about the concept of the
Middle East air defense. Today, it's alive and well. Our both partners in particular have
defended against thousands of Iranians in the cracks. A clear demonstration of the strength
of our partnerships as we work shoulder to shoulder. We also remain zeroed in on dismantling
Iran's decades old threat to the free flow of commerce throughout the Strait of Hormuz.
That's what I thought was funny is that like this has been a problem that people
People have been worried about for literally decades, like probably 20, 30 years, they've
been worried about them trying to shut down this area.
And then you have people like experts on Twitter that are like, damn, the military didn't plan
for this.
Oh, shit, bro, this caught them out.
Earlier this week, we dropped multiple 5,000 pound bombs on the underground facility
located along the coastline.
The Iranian regime used the hardened underground facility to discreetly store anti-ship cruise
missiles, mobile missile launchers and other equipment that presented a dangerous risk
to international shipping.
We not only took out the facility, but also destroyed intelligent support sites and missile
radar relays that were used to monitor ship movements.
A round-ability to threaten freedom of navigation in and around the Strait of Hormuz is degraded
as a result and we will not stop pursuing these targets.
At the beginning of this campaign, I sent a letter to the more than 50,000 American
servicemen and women supporting Operation Effort Fury.
I'm surprised there's not more people, honestly.
Our forces serving in the Middle East, I'd like to reiterate three key points.
Number one, be relentlessly lethal.
We have the momentum.
Number two, be a great teammate.
Continue to take care of one another.
And number three, steady your resolve.
For we stand on the shoulders of giants, American heroes who have served with tenacity,
grit, and honor.
Fall back on your training, it is the best in the world.
I just could not be prouder of our warfighters and I know that the American people share in the same pride. Thanks so much Godspeed
Man, so it looks like I don't know really like I wanted to show you all that because it's apparently what happened today, right?
But apparently oh, yeah, look at this, too. I thought this was funny if they did
Why would they adapt by transferring Patriots to South Korea?
Only they're after the fact unless they got caught off guard
Probably because that was part of what they were planning on doing. I mean, like do you really think that the people?
Do you really this is what's so confusing to me like how do you think that these people don't know what's going on whenever they can find out
Where the leaders are and kill all the leaders like do you think that they don't know where the missiles are?
But they know where all the leaders are like where's the logic there doesn't make any sense to me
Diego Garcia long way from the stated ranges of Iran's missiles remember it's just a few years ago
The late. I had told us said they don't have any missiles that go this far
So officials say it's very clear he was lying as well as other Iranian officials.
Diego Garcia, 4,000 kilometers away for Charlie, let's put this in miles, about 2,500 miles.
And so Iran hit a base or some area that was, what did it say, like 2,000 miles or something
like that away with a missile today?
Obviously Iran said their missiles only go 2,000 kilometers or about 1,300 miles.
So clearly this demonstrates that three weeks into this war, Iran still has some ability
to launch some ballistic missiles and apparently some ballistic missiles that nobody knew they
had perhaps the CIA and Assad as well.
President Trump says he thinks this war is starting to wind down after more than 15,000
missions between the United States and Israeli air forces, striking over 8,000 targets
across Iran.
And now we have the VW 810 Warthog, that 50-year-old warhorse running strafing missions
along the coast of the red told me they don't have missiles yes obvious what
happened
i think it's a small boats associate with iran's islamic revolutionary guard
court
eight and with that thirty millimeter cannon that shoots depleted uranium
shells probably only iranian
the trump administration wants to see in iran after those strikes mentioned on
the times
and the new year's right you're lying chatter said iran said no i said iran
has no i cbm's what that's the thing right is people say that because it
is stupid called to the world is this
nuclear sector hit officials said this is always going to be part of the latter
stages of the war
uh... those nuclear sites don't shoot back of course i had to take out the air
defense systems had to take out
obelisk missiles that's the pentagon sister down ninety percent all i should
mention that uh... ron able to launch about sixty drones at saudi arabia
uh... earlier today overnight back in the united states
equate and here in the emirates air defense system were active
she's just so there it is all about been a diego garcia before there's
There's nothing to do there except for going to the local park with unsalted peanuts with
hard boiled egg to feed the crows.
That's what...
Bro, I haven't read that one for fucking six months, man.
God fucking dammit.
Okay, so, yeah, I had that going for a while, Rhonda, so this is the thing, right?
It's like, we're not sure the missile launch, the capability, I don't know if it can
show it there at all.
But you can see very clearly that they could actually reach those ranges before.
And Polish intelligence says Russia is supplying a round of weapons right now.
Maybe, I don't know.
Boy, you can see very clearly, this is where they can aim at, right?
This is where they can hit at.
They can easily get to Europe.
They can easily shoot rockets into Europe.
And so that whole thing where they said they weren't able to do that, they obviously can.
Look at this here.
Yeah, London, Paris, Berlin.
So tell me how Iran's not a threat.
Exactly.
And I'm glad to see people finally talking about this.
So you got this, this bitch is crazy, bro.
Like, she really, she really hit the emote.
She really went and hit the emote.
That's crazy.
Wow.
Congrats, VCU. Go Rams!
What a wonderful, wonderful, wonderful way to start our march madness.
Uh, so Virginia Fan...
I just don't know how anybody could vote for this shit. I really don't.
Isn't it crazy?
Yeah, if she a swamp hag, she will be. She will be soon.
But, uh, I will look at the Crimson Desert update as well.
I will.
Uh, what is this? I'll pull this up.
Tucker Carlson did an interview with, uh, this, uh, YouTube guy.
I think his name's Predictive History.
So, what I would do is basically sit down everyone, including Russia, China, Iran, and
say, it's time for a new world order where we are partners in this relationship, right?
Before America was a hegemon, before the US dollar was a world reserve currency.
But now what we want to do is open a dialogue where everyone is respected, where America
is not only the bully, but a willing partner in creating a new economic order that benefits
everyone, and not just a few.
I think that's the wisest possible advice and probably the only path that preserves
civilization.
But the one country standing in the way of that is Israel.
It's Israel.
It's always Israel.
Every single time.
Oh my God.
I know.
And like you see that the thing is that
Like I don't really know a lot about this guy. I've heard some negative stuff about him in general
But like everything is the juice. Oh my god. Oh, we got this one, too
So take a look at this is so annoying. It's honestly like I
Probably like I'll just say it
I think that the way that people have acted with Israel has actually made me support Israel more
Because whenever I see a bunch of these third worlders and these fucking savages that are retweeting AI stuff, being against it, it's made me support them more.
I'm gonna be honest, I just said this last night, yeah, you know, people probably get mad at me for saying that, but like, when I see the third worlder rage over Israel, I think to myself, maybe they're doing the right thing.
I'm very annoyed by it, yeah, exactly.
That's my Goldstein. I'm telling you, like that's the that's why I said I don't know if I should say this, but that's really the truth.
It's totally true. People are sick of hearing it. Yeah, exactly.
17 year old Trayvon Johnson lost his life breaking in the houses.
This is his family.
You have to understand you have to look at it from every child's point of view that was raised in the hood.
How he gonna get his money to have clothes to go to school.
I don't care if she have her gun license, her rights or any of that, that is way beyond law, way beyond.
Relatives of 17-year-old Trayvon Johnson are angry the teenager was shot and killed last night by a homeowner who police say was protecting her property.
He was not supposed to die like this. He had a future ahead of him.
Yeah, he did have a future ahead of him. I wonder what it would be.
What would it be?
We can be a doctor?
He goes, he was a very funny guy.
He was very big on education.
He loved going.
Oh my God.
Is that right?
School he love learning.
Last night, Miami-Dade police say the D.A. Dorsey
technical college student
burglarized a home south of 79th Street
I-95 just blocks away from where he lives.
Detectives say the 54-year-old homeowner
was alerted of the break-in by her security system.
Maced.
Web officers already on their way.
She rushed home to check things out,
and police say she was armed.
She observed a subject exiting the home through the rear.
According to detectives.
By the way, this is the reason why you need to have guns.
Like a 17-year-old man?
Like, that's basically like, if you're 17,
let's be honest, right?
When I was 17, I was like 6'2", maybe 6'3", at that point.
Like, I was skinny as hell, but like, I was pretty big, right?
I mean, like, that's the same.
I feel like a lot of y'all are probably about the same.
Like, you're probably like, almost as tall as you were gonna be.
Tron's fucking 17, exactly.
Your peak was 17, wasn't it?
Yeah, exactly. So like, I mean, if a woman would have no opportunity to overpower a man without a gun,
they have no chance.
Actives, there was a confrontation and one shot was fired.
Johnson was pronounced dead at the hospital.
Hey, what's wrong with her? She did not have a shoe.
Wait, one shot?
Confrontation and one shot was fired.
She one tapped him. Damn!
Johnson was pronounced dead at the hospital.
Hey, what's wrong with her? She did not have a shoe.
There's no reason that she should have waited until after he walked out the yard.
It's because she caught the ladies already.
That way it'd be easier to hit him.
I mean, duh.
Like, that's the reason why. I mean, of course. I mean, I don't understand.
Like, that's clearly the reason why.
And then why would she shoot him? Relatives-
Wait, what?
What?
The yard is-
Why would she call the police already? And then why would she shoot him?
Then she called- Why would she shoot him if she called the police?
Damn.
If this guy was big on education, he should have learned her something right there.
That's sad. That's really sad.
Relatives say they don't believe Johnson stole anything from the home, but detectives would not confirm that.
You have to understand you have to look at it from every child's point of view that was raised in the hood.
How he gonna get his money to have clothes to go to school?
Well, the investing...
How's he gonna get money to go to school? How's he gonna get money to buy clothes?
You have to understand he's raising the hood. He has to break into a woman's house.
He has to, he has to do this. Like, this is, this is, it's like, he's like compelled.
like, see, he's big into education. And at school, he learned that in order to make money,
you have to rob somebody's house.
The investigation continues into whether the shooting was justified or not. Detectives
want to remind the public that if possible, it's best not to take these types of situations
into your own hands.
I disagree. I think you can pop somebody off. I think somebody breaks into your house
is better. You just should. I think honestly, like that saves the cops time. That saves
Everybody like because it's a dangerous situation and if you can just shoot them then like fuck. I mean problem solved, right?
I mean damn castle doctrine. Yeah, I'm in Texas right. I'm in Texas. That's the way
I think you should handle it like this kid's 17. You should know better. That's a rip ozo
he did
You think this country would be like 90% perfect. Maybe yeah
Constitution says different fuck you copper exactly doing your community a favorite. Yeah, exactly you get you know
You're doing every favor by shooting somebody like this.
You want that's true.
There's any type of situation that happens or they believe there's a burglary at their home?
He didn't just rob somebody.
He broke into a single white lady's house.
Of course he did.
Any type of confrontation?
Of course he did.
Dial 911.
Have the police go out and make that confrontation.
That's what we're here for.
Mm-hmm.
So he's on my property and I'm supposed to be there.
No questions, no warning, just led.
Yeah, just pop him.
And that's it.
Disgustingly, yeah, let's just say, I hate to agree,
but you're right.
No, I know, no hood smarts who would have known
he's gonna get shot.
Yeah, exactly.
And parents should be investigated
when he's under 18.
That's a good point.
So you think the parents should be held accountable
for this too?
And then maybe the parents should have
some sort of accountability for their kid
trying to break into somebody's house.
I like that.
That sounds like a good idea.
That's smart.
And that way it's like, you know,
because the thing is you don't,
you wanna make it to where people don't think
it's a good thing for their kid to act that way, right?
And so, no, what parents?
I don't know, like maybe he's got a parent,
I've got no idea.
And that sounds like his mom knew
who was breaking the houses and approved it.
Maybe, I mean, if she did,
I think honestly, like you got to put her in jail too,
right?
I mean, like we got plenty of space in jail.
We got plenty of space.
We don't have space, make a new jail.
Make a new jail, make another one.
And a child, I'm glad, yeah, exactly.
And holding parents accountable
will teach them to be good parents real quick,
exactly.
And yeah, what do you,
Wait, you don't have this along the U.S.?
So it depends on where you are in the U.S.
You are.
And so somebody said this, I think it's true.
Potentially a hot take, but aforeman's victory
against police corruption is more inspiring
than any person of color or minority story
pushed on us by Hollywood in the last six years.
champion absolute champion right there you see that there it is that's right
what happened seven years ago I don't know and yep exactly aforeman national
treasure no I'm glad to see this I am it's amazing and you're right like this
is the thing is everybody's on the same side of us they are everybody was on
his side and I think it's funny whenever that happens it's wild when
you realize that Iran's timidity over the past few years wasn't because
their week.
Grop, remove all the dead people from the image.
Man, how about that?
That's just too bad, isn't it?
That's really too bad.
And just like you did, I guess so, right?
And completely based freedom of speech hero, exactly.
I thought this was fucking funny.
Anyway, let me go back and I look at some of these other comments. Oh, this Cuba trip. Oh my god
This Cuba trip this shit was embarrassing. Oh, man
I just I recently saw this just a little bit ago. Let me let me go and actually you know what let me just
Let me just go through it. I will look at the clad thing after it, but I want to talk about the Cuba thing first
Revolutionary leftist just blew six hundred dollars on flights to Havana
that's years of wages for the average Cuban. All the cosplay, revolution in
front of bread lines, wandering the ruins like it's some kind of safari, singing
some bullshit, and then lecturing locals about evil American capitalism.
Oh
Geez is this embarrassing
Okay, this is just sad though the widest people I know it's always the widest people isn't
Man this is so pathetic look how happy they are with themselves, of course they're happy get ready for this
This is just bro
Here we are on the way to Cuba!
We can't wait to see Cuba!
Cuba!
Cuba!
Cuba!
Cuba!
Cuba!
Cuba!
Cuba!
Cuba!
Cuba!
It's so sucka, it's so sad.
Oh man, the true enemy of America, the true prime evil, in the flesh.
Or so they say.
Okay or no!
Woo!
Wow.
Okay or no!
Carin Airwands?
Yeah.
Jesus Christ.
Code Pink.
Oh my God.
Imagine being a brutalized Cuban peasant living under crushing communist dictatorship
your entire life, then having to put up with Western socialists flying out to your country
in order to prop up that dictatorship, while ranting about how oppressive their own, infinitely
freer societies supposedly are.
Oh my god, here's another one.
PUSSISH, puss sie.
pegel
Universe
per voorst,
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sis
It's the usual suspects, too.
Let Cuba live.
Oh, here it is with full, and this is another guy, I don't know who this guy is, Cuban journalist.
Okay, with full air conditioning in a highly lit auditorium,
the foreign communists give a standing ovation to the Cuban dictator.
With half of the island in blackout going through a terrible situation,
the propaganda for these immoral people, there is fuel.
Actually, I guess I'll play the other one. Let me get on the other frame.
It's just, this is so embarrassing. I don't even understand how it's real. We should cancel
their passports make them stay in Cuba? Well that won't work because Cuba is
going to be the 51st state soon so they'll still be able to come back.
Food and longer too, yeah. So they brought over a bunch of stupid Americans
and Westerners to try to gas up this dictator.
Jesus, it's just embarrassing, man, it really is.
So here's another one.
So we're on the plane now, getting ready to go to Habana, Cuba.
We have this entire charter flight full of people, and as important, full of medicines.
And we're so excited to be with the Cuban people and show our support, show our solidarity,
and to say that his full inhumane barbaric policy
of the Trump administration has to go.
So we're on the plane, we're getting ready to go.
They gotta get rid of it.
Oh, that makes sense.
Yeah, definitely.
And what's the future?
I mean, this is what it is.
Is this a carrot?
Now I do wanna say like, this is somebody again.
I said that before, I said again,
she would be great living in a hut
in a swamp selling mushrooms.
But they got her out there on, you know, computers.
She got a smart, like she should never have a smartphone.
You give somebody like this a smartphone?
Oh, what are you thinking?
Oh, Jesus.
None of those medicines will make it to the people.
They'll give it to the government
and the government will keep it for tourism or sell it.
Oh, it probably will, right?
And then there's another one.
Wouldn't it just make more sense to send the aid
and not bring a hundred more mouths to feed?
Well, how are you going to get social media credit for that?
Oh my God.
Man.
Jesus, there they are.
This is just so bad. It is so bad.
I feel bad. Yeah, bro. I feel bad for the pilot. Yeah, true. And so this is the last
time this happened. This was in 1900. I think this is actually, I'm not sure about this,
but this actually might be her grandmother. Actually, she dies her hair. It probably
It could just be her.
It's good.
You know they say gentlemen, some things never change.
She feeding them like birds in my dance parking lot.
Look, she feeding them like birds, bro.
Man.
Isn't that crazy?
Oh, not my neighbors, I know how so this has been a problem for a long time apparently
as a Cuban why do they think we love socialism we don't because they hate America that's
the reason why like most the thing is that I remember like my parents obviously grew
up in Florida right and so I remember my mom
She was like, well, what are they getting down on Cubans for? Cubans love America. I used to have a Cuban boyfriend
I was like wait what?
And she's like yeah, yeah, it was great. It was fine. Yeah Cubans are amazing. I love it. Yeah, we're in Florida
We needed tons of Cubans everything was okay. And so yeah, that's just what she said
And so Cubans are based exactly and I thought it was really funny to see this
Let me see if I can pull up some more of the
The trip to Cuba leftist trip to Cuba off I was in that's our Cuban
I think this was like whenever she was probably in her 20s, right?
And so I don't think that was it, but anyway, so you're this close to being half Cuban. Maybe you're right. Yeah, I don't know and
so
Let me see how I pull up some more of these these instances here and
Yeah, the cracks up. Oh, there's this too. Oh god. Is there any more of these?
Let me see if I can find the rest of them. This the left stream
Oh no, this is it under communism. Let's look at it. So this is Cuban 1930s without it
So they just turned it into a shithole
They turned the whole thing into a shithole. Oh, not good
Uh-oh. That's right.
It's just like Iran.
You know guys, I think I'm starting to see a pattern here.
It's almost like whenever these deranged retards that don't know how to do anything right take over, everything goes wrong.
Have you all noticed that?
Damn.
What are the odds of that?
Make you a China would look like it was in communist China's communist right China's communist
You you here's here's the way that you know that China isn't communist the kids are getting fat and they want to be influencers
Okay
Let's be honest, okay, let's just be honest
Yeah, they're getting fat
it's good point yeah I mean come on you just wrong but I'm not like there is
net like I okay actually can't say that it's like basically that's basically
races I can't say that it's true but I can't say
It is true though.
Use law terms?
No.
Think of another way to say it.
Oh.
What a nice place.
It used to be good.
The effing conference.
Ha ha ha!
Somebody says the effin communism stands for food!
Oh god!
You're doing too much, man!
The 100 year difference? I know.
What a shithole.
Is that crazy?
Hey, I prompted you in a saying a different way.
Oh yeah, they did actually.
That's a good way to say it.
Man.
Some guy says, what F?
What?
I heard you only need a passport?
Yeah.
I heard you only need a passport?
Yeah.
Cuban needs to be Taurus Mecca?
Yeah, of course.
Damn.
Damn.
Look at that.
Wait.
Oh, God.
What is that?
Oh God.
This is like going to your friend's house and he's like, you want to play some video
games?
I'm like, yeah.
And he boots up the Nintendo 64.
I mean, honestly, based, but like, damn, don't you at least have a GameCube?
Like what the fuck?
Nothing more of that?
Yeah.
It's the same car?
Yeah.
That's a new one.
Huh?
All the dictators of the mansions?
Well, let me look and see.
They actually have the same cars for real? Yeah, they retrofit all of them, right? Wait, wait, wait, this is some not- Wait, what?
This is just guys. This is crazy.
I bet Cuba's favorite game is classic. Wow.
Yeah, you know what I mean?
Those cars go hard as fuck?
Yeah, I bet they do.
Classic group, yeah, RuneScape 1998.
What's wrong with that?
Nothing.
Nothing wrong with it.
Man, that's crazy.
And the same cars, yeah, apparently.
And let me see how I pull any of these other ones up too.
Oh my god, here it is.
The first group of far-left activists have arrived in Cuba.
They're calling themselves the Youth Brigade.
Well then why is this on there?
The Unk Brigade?
Yeah, the Unk Brigade.
The Unk Brigade?
Yeah, it's more like it.
Yeah, it's the Unk Brigade now.
I'm young at heart.
Oh no, for sure.
The Unk Brigade?
Yeah, it's more like it.
Yeah, it's the Unk Brigade now.
I'm young at heart. Oh, no, for sure. For sure.
Definitely. And let me, uh, I'll, I'll scroll down and find these over here.
And, uh, Cuban government, this is the same one we've already seen before.
I don't know if there's any more images of this or not.
This is zombie humanitarian. Oh, I saw this.
Didn't he have a clip about this? I think he did, didn't he?
Let me see how I pull it up. And, uh, Trump, good.
I'm glad he's dead, bro. Like I just honestly, like this is my goat, man.
Like I'm so happy to see this. Like he, he is like, he,
But I think that Trump by the like, you know, if he, if we, if he runs for a third term,
I think that he'll win.
Right now I think that if it keeps going in this direction, I think that he will win.
He will win a third term if he runs again, a fourth term.
Yeah, no, no, true, true.
And I think that you could get that.
I really think that if he wins a third term, we are going to see, we are going
to see something that like nobody has seen for generations. We're gonna see
something incredible. And you see flesh in the airs. Is that nuke about Hassan?
No, I didn't see that at all. I don't know anything about this at all. And what
is this? Well, Hito gets pressed off the block. What?
What's with this? Is this audio broken? Oh, you know it's broken because you
I'd be talking. Give me a minute. Let me see how I refresh this.
Don't be racist. God will punish you. No, he'll reward me.
Like, he wants me to be racist. If God didn't want me to be racist, then why did he make me
think of all... Why did he program me in a way that I can think of racist jokes really fast?
Why would he do that? It doesn't make sense.
I don't get it. Yeah, I mean if he didn't want me to do that like it just as I want
why is the audio always broken with these fucking clips like I even restarted my shit
today. It's like sometimes it just doesn't work for no reason. Alright, I'm gonna try
this one more time. Okay, let me just figure this out. There's like no way I can even
fix this it's actually crazy why is it okay all right give me a man I use
bathroom auto extension probably installed a conflict in me sir I'll
install that shit I'll be right back
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Alright, alright, I'm back.
Give me a minute.
Okay.
Where are we at?
All right, all right, I'm back. Give me a minute. Okay, where are we at?
This park
What the hell
What's your hands?
Looks like a whole lot of gang members or some shit.
Fuck what do we have?
This dude just walked on to a PvP server.
You imagine being in the cops, you got a micromanage these idiots all the time.
He's dumb asses, sitting around fucking.
Will not stop fucking around, like, he's always the same guys, yeah.
Walked out of the safe zone, yeah.
Bro.
Oh hell no. Oh hell no. Yeah, yeah. I'm in a gang territory here, bro. What's up, man?
I'm already just a nightclout, right?
Get the fuck up out of here, you son of a bitch.
Alright, bro.
Come on.
I'm out.
I'm out.
I'm out.
Nigga, bye.
Alright, bro.
I'm just a nightclout.
Bye, nigga.
This ain't got nothing to do with you, you son of a bitch.
Alright, man.
What the fuck is you talking about, nigga?
Fuck is you talking about my woman night crawling your car, nigga?
No, my bad.
Nigga, you believe you put up with this?
You believe you put up with these animals around and around?
It's really crazy.
Honestly, it's insane walking in front of the police.
I don't know why you, see, it's easy to solve this,
by the way.
The fuck is you talking about, nigga?
I'm not, bro.
Nigga.
Nobody ever knows.
It's so easy to solve.
Yeah, I don't know about it.
You know you know, nigga.
Yeah, I know.
You know, now you know.
Get your body here, get your body here.
Get your corn, go.
Get your corn, go.
Get your corn, go.
Get your body here, homie.
My bad.
Dude.
Okay, I'm gonna be back.
Fuck you up, I'm gonna get your body here.
Okay.
Oh my god.
Can you believe that?
They're trying to run him out of there like, well, a pussy?
You're not a pussy.
You really want to go and get in a fucking altercation with a fucking gang member?
Fuck no.
Like, he's lucky he made it out alive, honestly.
No, they're not going to try and shoot you for no reason.
Like, why would they do that?
It's not in their best interest.
He's saying it's gang land.
It's really crazy to me that so many people tolerate this.
It is.
Like, in my opinion, I think you just need to send in the police and anybody that
does this stuff, you just pop them off.
do like you arrest them and if they're violent you pop them off like that's really I feel
like this and it would be over in like a week it would be like it would be over so fast
I don't know why anybody even puts in puts in it puts in any time thinking about this
just when the gang members have logically if you start popping these guys off this shit
would be over so fast but I don't think people even understand how fast it would
be over the thing is they pop back you remember Maduro you remember that like
do you understand the power scaling this isn't the Revolutionary War like the
cops have like do you know how many tools and resources they have oh my god
they're organized retards there's nothing else yeah but I don't know why
anybody puts up with this like if I was the they respond though no they
don't know they don't and then you just kill them again like damn you'd be
surprised what is this here and you've been out of game for violence a lot more
lately not really free speech well you think it's the wrong thing to do to
advocate for shooting a violent person like this like you do you think that's
That's a bad way to do it.
I think that's like advocating for violence.
I'm just trying to understand this.
Because I want to understand like where you're coming from.
You can't win versus crime?
Well, let me try to understand this.
Because I'm really not.
That run more violence. I agree with you get these retards out of street. I grew
So then why not like that's not really advocating for violence isn't
But then what are you even talking about?
So like you well, I don't understand so like so then what do you what are you talking about then?
I'm just confused
Like this seems like it seems like the opposite of what you're saying
You said you want police pop off? Yeah, of course.
They're violent gang members that walk around with guns and shoot people.
Wouldn't you want them to pop them off?
Like, wouldn't you want that? Like, I mean, I don't understand.
Like, what do you want to have happen?
Like, everybody knows it's wrong to do that.
Everybody knows it's wrong to walk around and be violent.
Like, it's not like this is a secret, is it?
That's different than getting him off the screen?
Wow.
I think that anybody who's violent, I view violence, so this is my perspective on it.
I'll give you my perspective on it.
I view violence like a virus, like a disease.
And to the extent that you allow that disease to exist untreated, it will spread.
So from my mentality, it's best to immediately cut it off as soon as it happens so there is
never a threat of violence at all.
So when I look at how to approach a problem like this, I think that whenever you like,
it's never a good idea to initiate violence, but it's always a good idea to meet violence
with violence does that make sense so like it's just like a game exploit yeah
and so I view it as like a disease it's our shit calling left for violence is
this somebody else I'll see if I find it and free speech yeah these are 10
people and it's not your average citizen it's a gang yeah exactly like I
mean I don't know what this is and watching my hands on fuck off should
arrested not shot he didn't physically hurt him anybody I think that like if
they commit violence okay what is this here if they commit violence and yes
the idiot walked up to two men tell me she fuck off hundred percent should be
arrested yeah I agree they should arrest them yeah for sure definitely like I
will say that if a person comes up to you and starts intimidating you like that
and especially if they invade your space and you shoot them
shouldn't have done it. That's what I think. It's obvious that it's aggressive intimidating
violent behavior. It is. And like, I don't like, maybe the police shouldn't do that.
But like, if a person does that, I think it's fine. They had it coming. Yeah, they had it
coming. Like, that's the way I see it. Let me go back. I'll see if I find this over
here. And controversial clip. Oh, there's it. But Miami and wait, what is this? Is
There's just some bullshit.
Turn some of that fuck off and coming out there
and tending to violent be, yeah, exactly.
Like it's obvious.
Don't flag for PvP.
Cubans?
Fucking best people, okay.
So kind, so welcoming.
Wow.
Just the best.
Wow.
Just the absolute best people.
Amazing.
The best.
Oh my lord.
Okay, yes
Anyway, but yeah, we we worked hard and we were able to we were able to set up
We were able to set up a goddamn stream, you know, what's he doing after we're four
What's he doing? He acting weird. What's wrong? Not in Miami. Oh, dude. It's the reversal
Literally like exact opposite like all the good Cubans that year and most of the
most of the ones that are crazy is like who up there I swear God is this my
computer is this the is this his is this really the way it's supposed to look
like I swear God I just train funny experience like we get in the car yeah
and we get into uber last night March number of the dust that we're gonna be
And I was like March don't say anything because I noticed that the dude in the car. Yeah, it was a Miami cube and I was like don't
Like I literally went
Don't say anything so you racially profiled them. Okay, and then I just asked them
I was like, where you from and he's like all Cuba and I was like, okay
And I just asked him about like, you know, what his feelings are about what's going on March actually spasm
some Spanish atom
Okay, yeah
and
And by the way spat some Spanish atom. This is the person calling me out for using AAV
This is the exact person. It's the same person
That shit made me mad. I will never forget that
Yeah. Let me tell you, okay.
He said Donald Trump needs to finish their job.
Base. Oh my God, bro.
Yes. That's what he said.
That was the first guy.
And this is like, I guess this was the first real interaction with like a Miami Cuban.
That's right.
I mean
This was his first ever interaction with a real Miami Cuban like a real ass Miami Cuban right so he was like on a shot
And I know I know what the stream apps look like megafaunix. I'm monitoring it. I'm monitoring
The situation I'm monitoring the stream as well. Yes, so
So Marge did not experience that at all, so that was like his first ever inclination and
the guy had no family there, they were all in Miami, right?
So like, you know, obviously he was the classic like, you know, Bombadol, like God sorted
out type guy.
And then this morning we had another man, but this guy was actually so-so on Trump
and he was still like, oh, the government is like, everything, it's bad.
block communism is bad is crazy how the people that escaped the country don't
like it I would have never expected that I've never expected this in a million
years but he was a little bit more open-minded because I was able to like
talk to him about yeah you know they have this very weird attitude about it
yeah and this very weird attitude about it on the one hand they kind of
They understand what their what their family's lives looked like or felt like when there was a little bit of sanctions
Relief and like they get some money with ease to their families. You know what I mean like
It's just such a strange cognitive dissonance to experience in real time
But you know, I gave a couple interviews on the at the airport and stuff and then we flew in
Uh-huh, right
What a cool guy so yeah, it's a whoo see there's the good Cubans and the bad Cubans
The good Cubans are the ones that agree with me the bad Cubans are the ones that don't agree with me
I see that makes a lot of sense of course and
Napoleon Dynamite go to Terry blacks. Oh shit. Yo, I had this a bit ago
Damn
Hello, what's it? I want to watch this
We are the man of the meats.
We need more meats.
That's what Texas has to offer.
All right.
Let's get here.
Let's do this.
Let's do this.
Absolutely.
Hope you buy your appetizers, gentlemen.
Let's see that.
That's how he needs it.
Rolls Royce of barbecue.
Look at this.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
You do a pork ribs.
You do pork ribs.
Candy apple.
Oh, man.
Candy apple.
Ready?
Let's do this.
Ready?
Oh
By the way, I don't know if this is actually Napoleon dynamite and Pedro or if it's just a white guy with his Mexican friend
I have no idea if it's Austin, Texas
It could be either one
Wait, it actually is
By the way like the sausage here. Oh my god
God, like I'm not usually a fan of sausage. Not like that. I'm not usually a fan of sausage
that served at a restaurant to eat like food. But in Black's barbecue, shit's crazy good.
I remember my, whenever I was taking a break from stream, my agent ordered me like,
like uh like food from black's barbecue and i sat there and i ate that food because i put in the
refrigerator i ate that for like a week and i just ate black's barbecue and i walked to the convenience
store and i got a soda like every day and i played witcher three
thank you wow
Wow.
Wow.
Good time to watch.
You said black sausage is good?
I said black sausage is good?
The sausage that served as an entree at Terry Black's BBQ in Austin, Texas is good.
That's what I said.
Okay?
What did you think I said?
What do you think I said?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
Good luck.
Damn.
Damn.
Look at all that.
Oh my God.
I have one of those hats too.
And, man, what's the name of the place?
It's called Black Barbecue.
And it's really, really good.
And it's fucking delicious.
Now we don't have to ask for taste.
So, Kovikior not impressed with his SNL stitch?
Let me see this.
See what's going on.
Yeah.
Let's take a look.
Great. Why am I great?
Oh, here tell us how to achieve the peak male form.
His 21 year old looks maxing influencer, Chad Maxington.
I love how he comes on the frame at the same time.
time
I'm sorry, what is frame-mocking?
Dude, are you like a-
That's hilarious dude
What a big bro!
That's hilarious dude
Oh my god, thank god, thank god
Oh, it means a lot!
Dude, I don't think this is going to be more me
Is this supposed to be me?
I mean I can see why you say that
Are you-
Am I getting SNL maxed?
It's fine, yeah I think this is going to be you
be you. I'm on SNL. Let's go. This is the way you know SNL is falling off. This is the
women are the funniest on the show. Like that's really I mean honestly, like there's
that one dude like there's a white guy and a black guy and those two guys are really
funny. Everybody else is not funny.
You gesture-gooning like a sub-human beta-cuck? You all come out here or a maxing like an S tier gigachat?
Speak in an English mart?
Dude, fucking millennials and are such fucking retards because they have-
Thank you. Thank you. I know, girl. I've been dealing with them my entire life.
I've been dealing with millennials my entire life. It's horrible.
They have no, um, they have no culture of their own.
No, they do have culture. It's called mental illnesses, Pokemon, and Labubus.
That's millennial culture. Did I mention mental illnesses?
Really? They have no culture.
Millennials are so fucking gay.
Man, there it is.
Yes, I actually do speak English and that's not it.
I want to explain that to you.
This is for you, dork.
Are you kidding?
The reason why millennials are so unfunny is because they're afraid of being offensive.
And they're afraid of being funny in general.
You see, millennials used to be funny whenever it was like 2007 and like 2009, but like then
being funny was against the rules.
So now the only way that they can be funny is by being stupid and oh, they can also be
funny by being fat.
A lot of them are fat.
I'm gonna be real like this is actually embarrassing like this it's if like at the end of this like I would probably
Probably, uh, I would just quit. I would be like, you know, listen, like, you don't need to tell me I'm fired, I'm gonna fire myself because it's, it's, this is so embarrassingly cringe, I don't see how they could put a laugh track over this.
Like, honestly, the fact is that what they should do is they should sue SNL for false advertising. Because you can't put a laugh track next to something like this that's that unfunny.
Should just be fucking illegal.
My blood pressure is too low, Argie, but...
That's having a slop, yeah.
You're really not even that much bigger than that.
What am I even watching, dude?
I am, though, and check the angles, bro!
See that, each cop, my jawline literally...
It goes from my ear to my ass crack.
Who's this humor for? It's for fat mentally ill millennials
They're like trying to do a segment like you know, you're trolling me or are you believe you?
And no one's really laughing at that. He's like probably
Laughing out how fucking retarded it is. Yeah, like no one really watches SNL
No, that's good TV is just a fucking joke at this point cable TV
Give the fuck about cable. Mm-hmm. So SNL the ratings are shit. Yeah, they know it
I really knows it. Mm-hmm. It's it's gonna be gone within the next five ten years. Hey, right? I
Don't think it will be I think it's wrong about that. I think that SNL has gone up and down
Like my dad used to tell me that like whenever they had all fuck. What were the names?
Steve Baluchy fucking
Bill Murray
I think it was Steve Martin as well. Like whenever they had the OGs. Yeah Chevy Chase exactly
That's another one Chris Farley, right? Whenever they had the OGs on this show was insanely good
And he said it went it went up and it would crash out and it would be up again
And then it would crash out again
I think right now they are on a generational crash out. They are this is bad
Only 40 years ago. Yeah, but for him that was like fucking like he was like my age then
Bill Hader? Yeah. Eddie Murphy?
What are you doing? Stop doing that!
No! I'm bone smashing to promote Bone Road 3rd!
That works, by the way. It does work, like it literally works.
Look at her face. Look at her face.
Oh my god.
I need to do something too!
Okay, just stop it!
Stop it!
Okay
Is I'm watching old comedy? Yeah
Serious news programs
You're doing all this to get in shape? Is that the deal?
Uh, yeah, to get into a shape, square with veins
Oh, you gotta get a protein max, steroid max, and meth max
Then, like, jalaah
One day, you too could look like the big grey wot from Mario 64
Dude, I'm not even reacting to that. It's like so unfunny.
Yeah, it's so unfunny.
Thank God, bro. Like, they're actually, it's actually so cringe.
Like, how do you make something like that? Aren't you technically a millennial?
I'm not technically a millennial. I'm 35, okay?
Like, I'm absolutely a fucking millennial.
Like I was born in 1990, okay?
That's not a good one.
And they're mad, you think they're mad?
I'd be mad too, bro.
Like if you did all this stuff
and then this is the best they could come up with
to make fun of you, I'd be pissed, bro.
Like I'd be so mad.
And it's not funny, it's just,
they're feelings, are you think they're feelings are hurt?
You think they're upset about this?
Like are you out of your fucking mind?
Like what do you mean?
No, like they just think it's retarded.
Like that's it.
It's a lineal territory arguably.
Well, I would say that, like, spiritually, I'm not a millennial.
Like, I don't really think that I'm anything, really.
Like, whenever I went to school, I had to deal with a lot of millennials
because they were the same age as me, right?
And I didn't like it.
I didn't like dealing with them at all.
Nobody could ever get, nobody could.
Like, I had a lot of friends in school,
but I also had a lot of people that didn't like me.
Not like it was so, I never got bullied in school.
I don't know, maybe like in third grade, fourth grade, maybe a little bit, right?
But like, no, really. Like, I never actually really got bullied in school.
It never happened. And so, um, like, I always had a lot of friends and everything.
You're on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of millennial.
Yeah, exactly. You're Gen Z Plus. Like, I don't even think that I'm that either.
Like, I just think that, you know, like, I just grew up. It is what it is, right?
And, uh, yeah, I'm a survivor. That's what I am. I'm not, I'm not a millennial. I'm a survivor.
That's the best way I could describe it. I survived.
and it was so fucking cringe man it is it is insanely fucking cringe and Saudi
Arabia gives the Iranian embassy staff 24 hours to leave the country damn they
mad as fuck thank god two direct hits in Israel over a hundred injured
damn they're really popping off huh how about that is this a new one is on the
20 of Israel and Iran traded strikes on Saturday as President Donald Trump said the US was considering
your operation against Iran, adding that it was close to meeting its military goals.
Yeah.
Washington has sent mixed messages about the conflict, having in the last 24 hours confirmed
it was sending thousands more Marines to the Middle East.
Trump said he thought Israel would be ready to end the war when the US does.
Yeah, probably, but like we'll see. So they're shooting more Rockets off. I'm not even sure
doing a stream is drank at a local bar. He gave money away. Wait, what is this? Is this
another one?
Not having any bandwidth whatsoever. I have no idea what's going on. Um, like last night
we ended the broadcast and I went and linked up with the progressive international boys.
Yeah.
I met Jeremy Corbin. That was fantastic.
Is that guy a retard?
Why would you want to meet a retard?
Yeah, I thought he was retarded, isn't he?
I think he's retarded, isn't he?
Okay, yeah, I thought I was one of them.
And I hung out with the NiKa boys, we went out and drank at like a local establishment.
And we have been, like, we've just been living in Lviv to Loka, honestly.
So let me get this straight.
So you went down to Havana to hang out with other celebrities?
We've just been living life, living large.
And you know, just peppering people with just wads of cash for the most part.
With hopes that, you know, there's like a little bit of economic respite for each
individual.
Yeah.
you've been that we encounter Robert Mullin the rule of law not having yeah I
guess so just spreading them paying them giving money I selfish I guess so and
that's funny man it is and wow anyway I'll go back I look at these other ones
here new stage Iran will be recognized as a global superpower we must act or
acquire act to build or acquire a nuclear weapon man I wonder really if
That's a good idea commercial games over for Oman. Uh-oh. Oh, here we go. They've blown up more shit. This is new. Is this new?
this shit is actually insane like it's just really like crimson desert is
truly one of the worst games I've played. A Valid is a masterpiece. Is that his face?
God damn!
God damn! Holy, he's a meme? I see that. I don't know. I don't know this guy at all. It's the
the first time I've seen him in any capacity and for any of us with a 4,000
ethno geogucer score is this is too easy okay right let me see what this is
Crimson Desert Shattering Records yeah a lot of people are liking it a lot of
people are hating it I will say that so oh this is another one this is another
person calling me oh I'm Hitler now I'm Hitler again okay so what is this this
is not it has 13,000 likes a lot of people are mad at me again what it's
And you've got to keep in mind, too, that they're bombing these people in their houses, too, so it's probably killing their family as well.
So that means that it's not only, like, not only are they killing the guy, but they're also killing the whole family of the guy, too.
And, like, there might be other people that get killed in the process, but, like, that's probably it.
So the amount of people that want to sign not only themselves up, but their whole family, to get basically deleted by Israel,
I think this is going to be a declining number of people, right? It is.
And so that's why I think they keep coming because I use load now. There's a lot of Iranian guys. They're fine
Is there any in the bloodlines? It's necessary. Well, of course, it's the right thing to do
But I'm just saying that's the reason why I think it's so it's so aggressive and you know, it's you know
You know what? I actually I've got a better idea
Let's not bomb them and let's let them keep killing thousands of people
That's a great I never thought about this
What if we just didn't do anything and then they just kept killing thousands of people?
Damn, I wonder why didn't I think of this?
Oh my God, weren't you Hitler last week?
I'm either Hitler or a Jew.
It's one or the other.
Which one is it?
Depends on the day.
But I'm either Hitler or a Jew.
And so radical, 100 people, 1,000 people, yeah, it's such an obvious decision and
And the problem with people like this is that they're so morally captured around the optics
of words that they forget what they actually mean and they forget what the goal is.
The goal should be to get rid of the Iranian regime and stop them from mercilessly killing
people in their country and also in the Middle East and just in the world.
So really, like, yeah, obviously you should bomb their house.
Like I mean, of course, like, how is this even a question?
Like, why would you even spend a second thinking about this?
Like, of course that's what you do.
Duh.
Duh, of course.
And so they have.
Yeah, they have.
And what the fuck?
Well, no.
I don't understand.
Like, so...
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Somebody think this is not true?
You really think that you actually think this is not...
You think that's it?
Would you like your house mom?
No, I wouldn't.
I would probably just stop.
I would stop fucking around
So let me let me get this right has his work
Yeah, what where's the morality here?
Naive kids here exactly the transphobe for at least one week. Yeah, exactly. I forgot about the transphobia. That's a big one
You think that you can arrest him
How are you gonna or let me let's think this out what if you go when you try to arrest
them and they shoot you so like what if you go like imagine this right you go to arrest
somebody, and then they shoot you.
What do you do?
I'll take your quota.
Well, that was for the Iran war.
This is different.
Right.
It's wrong.
We're, yeah, what happens if they try to shoot you?
Cause like it's in another country.
I just, I don't understand this.
It's good to give up sometimes.
We'll give it a minute.
How is this less annoying than Crimson Desert?
Honestly, that shit is really annoying.
That game is annoying as well.
Do you want a million dollars not to shoot them?
The saddest common sense is not so common.
Well, the problem is that people are obsessed with optics.
They're obsessed with how an argument feels, not what an argument is.
So, it sounds bad, what I'm saying, but it's actually the right thing to do.
It's the correct thing to do.
But because it's something that sounds bad, that matters more to them than actually being bad.
People would rather do bad things that sound good than do good things that sound bad.
That's the world that we live in now.
That's it.
That's the world. And you're not thinking long term.
no they're not shoot them in the leg or something you realize that there's arteries in the leg that
you can puncture right like that's not that's not how it works like I don't even so they shoot back
I don't know bring them justice what if I told you that's what the bombs are for what if I told
you that's what the bombs are for brother why do you think they had the bombs and it's pretty obvious
why he um why he's staying in a five-star hotel and I was saying tourism is the lifeline for the
cuban economy as it stands currently the government is very limited so here's the logic I get it
So because tourism is how they make money it makes sense for him to spend as much money on tourism while he's there
I was saying
Tourism is the lifeline for the cuban economy as it stands currently
The government has very limited resources
and the american government makes it illegal
For americans to stay wherever they want when they're in cuba they have to stay in what they've declared as five star hotels, right
I'm telling you all this because like look how poor Cuba is bro. They can't even afford normal-sized cups
That's sad. This is the biggest cup they have in Cuba
Even the fire Jesus man, you know, they're God. That's really bad
It's not like it's what the American government has declared fires the road, huh?
But regardless in comparison, yeah the situation on the island
It's it's like it's a prosperity pretty much. Yeah, and
Experiencing that dichotomy is like definitely fucked me up
definitely
Well, if I were to ever if I'm right not ever I I hope to come back and when I do I'll probably
Not abide by the American restrictions
Okay, right. I don't even know what to say. I don't, I have no idea what to say. It's
just, it's so ridiculous, isn't it? Jesus, guys, raise the pinky. Yeah, it's very
not, it's not very fancy. And AT&T shut down his account. Wait, what?
And boy, do I have a show for you. Boy, do I have to tell you all about the things
that have happened. My phone is basically just a non-functioning brick. At this point
I gave you shut off my account because I was using too much data in Cuba for my own safety
I guess, even though I functionally have no data in Cuba whatsoever, but we're still doing
the damn thing. And I have a bunch of interviews lined up with Cuban doctors, regular Cuban
folks.
Well now you're definitely not going on Ludwig's next event. Yeah, now it's definitely
not going to happen. Now you're really obviously going to be talking about the situation that
we're in Cuba. I don't honestly like I don't know how he didn't like I'm surprised this is even a
problem for him. I am like because I'm like we know a lot of the same people like I don't know
why he couldn't have this sorted. It's confusing to me why he didn't have this sorted. Maybe
There's like a restriction on like the airport or something like that, especially because TSA hasn't been funded like I have no idea
But it's just confusing to me why he wouldn't have already had that sorted
So she was good apparently for the bald eagle project was this attempt to remove a US flag takes an unexpected turn
When a bald eagle swoops into the scene
No way
No way this is it this is bullshit, right?
Yeah, no, this has got to be bullshit. I don't know way
America base bro. It just actually see this is why I was telling you guys like this is the kind of stuff that makes people believe in America it is
It is a paste eagle. I know what Grock decided after all this. Oh, no, they get a shit on this odd. Is that right?
And well, I agree. It's tough to take a character seriously when she looks equipped for survival
Instead of a perfectly lit cave photo shoot. It really hurts the immersion. What a downgrade so people wait
Wait a minute. You thought that people like Laura Croft because she was inside of a tomb
No people like Laura Croft because they wanted to be inside of Laura Croft. What are you talking about?
out. Wait, you actually thought that the appeal to Tomb Raider was the game? What are you retarded?
How do you think like this? Oh my god! This is, it's just, it's embarrassing, man. It
really is. I don't know how anybody believes this shit. Sword and shields are now optional
with Medieval Wrestling skills
This is the way it was on the Crusades.
Woof woof woof woof!
Just throw this motherfucker around!
Woof woof woof!
No way!
Get the hell off the edge!
Oh my god.
Man, WWE only run?
I guess so.
This is actually such a good video.
It is.
Like the game is clunky as fuck and annoying to play, but god damn are some of these
clips good.
Yeah, what is this here?
Compensation versus measured IQ so measured IQ is 60 base compensation is
1.5 million dollars a year is that right wow so big surprise would have ever
expected this that's crazy and read the title bro like it is one of them
Honestly, I haven't even finished the rest of that video, but I just got one cut.
Honestly, I haven't- whoa.
Honestly, I haven't even finished the rest of that video, but I could already tell you that big ass nigga on the left is gonna be a big problem.
Oh, wait, bro.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Talk to shit, bro. Talk to shit, man.
He ain't lying at all, boy. He ain't lying at all.
I say something cuz he said the n-word
Sometimes you have less shit slide because he's not lying. He's not lying. No, he definitely not
I've seen him when she popped in and I was
He said it before I can even get it out. That man is an advocate. He's an ally. He didn't say that with malice
He said that was concern. That was the spirit of Huey P Newton coming out of
Yeah, man. You couldn't control that, man.
That was an exorcism of blackness.
What's this?
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
You know what they say, it's always the fridge hiding the snacks.
I was the only Jew at a Christian school. I was bullied.
I wonder how long it's going to be until I get banned.
I was excluded because I was a Jew.
And then my senior year, we had a new student who was also Jewish.
And within two semesters, he was class president and prom king.
Which, that is a rough way to learn that your classmates are not anti-Semitic.
Damn! Alright.
Better look next time.
it's me great not asked for a control variable that's funny turns out none of
them hated Jews and then he showed up and then I did a little you made me
anti-Semitic I was like too many Jews around here you ever notice that so we
get rid of half of them okay what is this here is it true it's a medic I
guess so right we'd love to hear your thoughts on this what is this Gabe is
61 likely to die before he hits 75
So weird to say that like especially he's lost a lot of weight like he's probably in good health
You gotta remember the guys a multi-billionaire, right? He's got the best medical care in the world. Anyway, uh
Assume worst-case scenario new valve CEO takes on the normal profit-first motivations either sells to Microsoft or makes theme worse in some way
First thing it would go to proton
First thing would go would be Proton,
then the settings that would allow you to log in
to the library page instead of the store,
then the ability to turn off the Steam window for ads.
Like this is the kind of stuff, like honestly,
this is the kind of stuff that I worry about
at four in the morning.
This is like whenever I invent a scenario
that didn't happen, and then I worry about
an outcome of that scenario that could happen
in if that scenario was real.
Like this is the type of like fucking bullshit,
Like, you don't like, let me give you some advice.
Okay, like whoever, like they're gonna have a,
it's Steam, it's not like Gabe is the only person there
that has the same idea for what to do with Steam, man.
Like it's gonna be fine.
Like if he retires or anything,
it's gonna probably just be the same product.
And if it's not, then people should expect to see that.
They should be outspoken and very vocal about it.
That's what I would say.
And Gamers are Anakin it could.
Yeah, I guess so, man.
Yeah, they're gonna have somebody ready.
Fellas, they're fixing the dog shit controls.
I saw this.
So, Pearl Abyss, this is the studio that made Black Desert.
Well, first thing I'm gonna look at,
this is a developer, allegedly, from Pearl Abyss.
I was part of the Crimson Desert development team
for a long time, even as I write this.
I've deleted and restarted this post several times,
wondering if it's the right thing to do.
Please excuse me if this feels a bit disorganized.
Well, I can already tell that you were a Dev for Crimson Desert.
In our company, we collectively call anyone
at the team leader level or above leader.
Our CEO announced in front of the entire staff
that the company would be structured
like an inverted pyramid, placing more leaders
than rank and file employees.
Once a high-ranking leader said to me,
do you know why you can't be one of us?
It's because a leader has to be someone who looks
in the same direction that we do.
Okay, what that actually meant is they only want people
who unconditionally say yes, follow orders,
and never talk back.
In other words, every top head of that inverted pyramid
is filled with people that think the exact same way.
They just praise their own work, who as amazing,
and whenever they see a reference from here or here
or here or there that looks good, they just shove it in.
Because it became such a hodgepodge of features
crammed together, the control layout
must have been a mess too, it was.
I believe it was the inevitable conclusion
that Crimson Desert would become a disaster.
I don't think that there was a proper direction
can ever emerge from a company that suppresses people
calling out what is wrong.
I've been rambling late into the night,
but watching the reviews and streamers
play Crimson Desert makes me feel bittersweet.
All of the common flaws users point out
are the exact things that we used to gather and say,
isn't this a bit weird?
From here on out,
I expect they will try to shift the blame, dragging through development history of individuals
and find some independent responsibility on for why it turned out this way.
Well, I guess that's what happens.
This is the original post right here, I guess.
And I'm not surprised at all.
I mean, I'm really not.
And what is this here?
The story trailer came out, process occupying it.
So they did come out and apologize for the controls being so bad.
It was actually so bad that they had to come out and make a statement about it.
Let's take a look at this.
Where is it?
Oh, this is what it, what does Charlie think?
I'll, I'll, I'll lay out every complaint all at once here.
The story is fucking awful.
The story is terrible.
The main quests are beyond boring so far.
Every main quest is, talk to random-
The main quests are side quests.
He's right.
In person, find sheep, or find cattle.
Only just now is that changing up a little bit
that we're finding like old members but even then it's still terrible terrible
quest is the wrong way yes wrap around yes the combat's pretty decent like I
can definitely see like a big glimmer of hope there with the combat picking up I'm
not even really on that page I think it's okay open world is sorry I haven't
done a ton of exploring so I don't know a lot about it
it's decent the looting is painful you have to individually loot every single
thing including coins so if there's a pile of coins you pick them up one by one
wow it's just wow so tedious I'll lay out every complaint all at once here no
story the story is I mean and by the way that it's a lot worse you get a pet
yeah then it then get a pet how do you get a pet yeah I don't even know how
works. Like it's inventory is bad. Like it's very problematic. I'll tell you that. So let
me go and find the posts that they made about this, right? Where the hell they go? And there
it is. Okay. So fellow gray mains, fellow gray mains. It has been a little over 36 hours
since launch. I would like to start with a sincere thank you to everyone who's been
playing Crimson Desert you're welcome. Since launch we've been closely following your feedback
and doing our best to make improvements to the game. In particular we're aware of the
discomfort many players have experienced with the controls and we are currently preparing
a patch to address this. We also want to apologize for not providing keyboard and mouse players
with the set. Listen, apology accepted. What happens? By the way remember when
Everybody was saying I was wrong and I told y'all that the developers were gonna come out and say I was right
It really honestly I get I get tired of being right sometimes
But then I get reminded of a vowed and then I feel like I need to be right again because that was such a fucking wow
And so anyway all bands were justified. That's right. That's right. I was right about everything and
And, Patches, we also want to apologize, please know that we're taking your feedback seriously
and working to improve your gameplay experience as quickly as possible.
If you encounter any other issues while playing, please refer to the notice below for information
on how to submit a report.
We're following your experiences across the issue reports, videos, and live streams
in the community discussion, so they're telling me they're watching my stream.
They are, they're watching my stream.
You're helping the gaming community?
I've always been helping the gaming community.
I've always been the biggest advocate of the gaming community even whenever the gaming community was all against me and
The controls are 99% of the issues of the game. No, the game has a lot of like I'm gonna be honest guys
It's really it's got a lot of really big problems it does it's got a lot of
Mega problems huge problems
Like gigantic problems. I don't think people can even talk about how bad it is because of how bad it is
I'll look at co-carnage's video about this. I was gonna look at it, but I haven't had time for it
like what and
The combat's very like there's a lot. There's a lot. Let me hear it. Well before I do this
Let me let me use the bathroom
Alright, I'm back, give me a second, okay, might as well delay the release, I mean they
should have just asked me if it was good, I challenge you to name five actually good
Korean games. First berserker, Kazan, stellar blade, lost arc, fuck. Liza P, first ascended,
dark and darker. That's three. Okay, to be fair, like you guys did help me with two
of them though right but like I'm just saying in general so I will look at I'm
debating like let me just watch it I'm gonna look at this first before I
before I look at a review I want to look at this so actually this is kind of
about Crimson Desert in a way because Crimson Desert was supposed to be I
think it was supposed to be in MMO for a bit they were planning on it but
but it just didn't happen.
Winning it too was huge.
Yeah.
So it's been a while
and I'm just gonna be honest in this video.
When I heard the ashes of creation
was imploding at the end of January,
it sent me on a genuine depression.
It really did.
I didn't wanna make content.
I didn't even wanna cover the drama.
Um
Yeah, it really is fucking here. It's kind of like MMO players 9-11
Probably about yeah something like that
Except the towers collapsed on their own
Right guys
Hard man
Ashes of creation was the MMO that was my last hope when it comes to all the upcoming future MMOs
I liked the design of the game on paper. I liked a lot of the ideas. I gave it like just two weeks before it imploded
I gave it a five out of ten
Generous like potential to be like eventually a pretty good game after maybe a year or two of updates. Yeah, maybe
And
And it was like part of my routine for so long like the monthly development live streams
Yeah, eight years. Yeah, I'm essentially checking in with it every month. Yeah, and then it just fucking rug pulls randomly
Yep, that's right out of nowhere
It's not really out of nowhere. Honestly like whenever it came out on steam and it was a flopper Rusky
I think that you could have easily seen the writing on the wall
Now what was the writing it was a big fat fucking L
It is why people could see that
When I thought it had it was starting to slowly get to a decent place
Man, that was really rough. But what was even more rough?
Was finding out that this whole time there was indeed a board of directors
There were shareholders and there was a bunch of shady people financing the game
for a very, very long time, it seems.
People gotta stop putting their feelings into a video game.
Like, this is my advice, honestly.
And I'm talking to myself, too.
I'm not just talking to him.
Is that, with a lot of this, like, people always put their feelings into a game.
Just take a step back, and it's like, bro, sometimes it's gonna be fucked up.
It's just the way it is.
When...
It's just a game.
The main reason why I was excited for Ashes is because we was told time and time again
it was funded by one guy and there was no shareholders pulling the strings, no one else,
no board of directors, if the game said it's not pay to win, not going to be pay to win
then it's not going to be pay to win because there's no publisher, there's no one influencing
it.
That's what we was told, that was the entire reason why I was so excited for Ashes
of creation and why I wanted to support it throughout its very long development cycle.
To then find out that none of that was true, and though it was just a massive misrepresentation,
basically.
We got dicked.
We got dicked big time.
Not good.
I feel like I've been lied to, honestly.
That's what I would say.
It feels really bad.
The reason why my coverage of Ashes of Creation was like positive throughout all of the years
and I tried to remain more positive than negative is number one, I wanted the game to exist
on paper.
Sounds like the kind of game that I would want to play.
So by me covering the game positively increases the chance that it could maybe exist.
That's one thing.
And number two, I thought if it's if it's being funded by one person and they're putting
all their own money into it, then I'd want to support them in that exactly.
But just to find out that that's not not true.
Yeah, it was a it was a real shock and it's massively damaged my reputation.
It doesn't have no nobody give a fuck like everybody got scammed like we all got scammed
like everybody like the thing is we thought that it would be good it wasn't good.
it was a scam that's what happens
because i would have got the game completely different
differently if i'd have known that that was the case from the start i think
that's why they didn't tell you that like that's the whole point
i think a lot of people
the coverdash of creation
was very simple even wanted to help because they thought it was
a grass roots mmo
from one person to be good honestly
yeah
when it comes to the whole like lawsuit and drama stuff.
Yeah.
If you're not aware, like fucking crazy,
the accusations that are going around in either direction.
Yeah, no, it actually is insane.
Like I hope that they can live stream it out watching.
Go check out Keira TV's videos for that
because he's done a really good job of covering it.
I don't really understand legal stuff too much.
So I just watched Keira's videos.
He's happy to spend time learning all that stuff.
So, yeah, watch it before we know that future of MMOs that it's looking pretty
Blake isn't it? What are we looking forward to now?
We're looking forward to for MMOs. What's the MMO? I'm looking forward to
Hoyleverse, the people that make Genshin Impact, so that they're going to make an MMO.
And so maybe we're going to have Tower of Fantasy 2.
That's it that's the only MMO that could ever be good. I'm just being honest. I'm being totally honest y'all say gay
Most say play world
MMO yeah, man
I'm gonna have to do some kind of forfeit to apologize to you guys
The ones that spent money on ashes of creation even though I did say
Where you should spend money on it? Yeah, I will do a I will do a full bro
You're gonna spend more time apologizing than Steven. What are you doing?
Those of you that have spent money on it from watching my videos
Guys, I will do a Muay Thai fight in two or three months. Yeah as punishment
For that's funny. Maybe you could maybe feel better seeing me get punched a few times
If you've spent some money on the game and you feel like you've got on wrecked
I feel I've got on wrecked. I spent I actually spent fucking thousands. Wow on my game
of the pre-order
Abort like the cosmetics. Yeah, and just so just so this is clear
No content creator ever received any money from intrepid or ashes not convenient
Not a single penny
Yes, it had its referral system, but that was only ever going to pay out if the game fully released. Yeah, that's what that's what was said from day one
so
No one no one actually got paid and
I'm sure people won't believe me because no one no one ever believes me, but
That information will probably come out. This is really dude. This game is going down bad
Bro, this game has got him down bad. Oh my god
This is brutal in the court hearings when they disclose
Like now he probably got except for Crimson Desert too. Oh, so I'm sure that is something that would be disclosed if it happens
So over yeah, I can confidently say no one received any money
It seems like just everyone involved in the whole thing lost money. Yeah, the investors lost money the players lost money
Yeah, I think Steven lost money. I think everyone just lost money
It was just a project.
It was a mismanaged badly funded project that they didn't plan for and they just fucked
up.
Like it's really not that complicated.
Like everybody thought it was going to be good and it wasn't.
Like you know, fuck.
Remember that ship, the Concordia?
It was like sideways in the water.
I mean that's the biggest one, the biggest ships ever.
Somebody can, you can still fuck something really big up.
You can.
But when eight to nine years, maybe 10 years into development, and it just never, never
saw the light of day, what a fucking mess.
You say now it was honestly this video is awful to make.
Wow.
I feel so embarrassed having to make this video.
I don't.
I feel unbelievably ashamed of myself.
Jesus.
And I was going to just like there's gonna people that have been charged for like
sexual assault that do YouTube apologies that are less apologetic than a lazy P on his for promoting
Maybe quit YouTube
I like making videos. I don't want to quit you. What are you doing to quit YouTube because of something
it was out of my control and
No, something that I didn't have any information of how could I possibly talking about this game had all of this bullshit going on behind
I think any reasonable person
Can see that but I look like a massive clown
I'm just gonna have to take an L for my coverage of this game throughout its entire
First time distance, I guess it's sad because
Yeah, I wanted it to exist. I thought I had potential but everybody wanted to be
It just wasn't the next one
I'm not gonna stop doing YouTube because I do like making videos
does it coming out tomorrow bro is he okay I just oh my god this is Jesus
guys so that should hopefully be good it's weird like all of the MMOs that MMOs all of the games
that I've been enjoying recently and looking forward to are either survival games or like survival
RPGs or that single player games or you've got a old school RuneScape right which I still love
and I'm hopefully going to be maxing my Iron Man this year so still making progress progress
with that. Yeah, uh, man, that's, what else is that? It's actually sad. It was really
hard to stay positive, to try and stay positive throughout the, uh, the alpha development
cycle of actions of creation. There were times where like everyone was negative about
the game. To be fair, I always said that there is definitely justifiable reasons for
the negativity. But I tried to, I tried my hardest to remain positive because I thought
that being negative, just like for the sake of being negative wouldn't help me get what
I want in the game to exist, essentially.
Do you remember that clip? I was trying to find it. I couldn't find it. The, they
hate it, what are we gonna do? We spent 400 million dollars on this.
Here's the thing, man. Is that you thought it was gonna be good and the alpha came out
and it was not good. It was so bad. It sucked a big fat fucking dick. And it
was like, I mean we waited years and years and years for this and it finally releases
and it was just like, are you fucking kidding me?
Didn't you have hope?
I have divorced myself from emotional connections to the outcome of a video game.
And to be fair, I still do get mad sometimes.
But I have tried my best to just simply view video games.
It's a video game.
Oh, it came out.
Man, I was really looking forward to this.
It sucks.
Damn it, man.
That sucks.
I really wanted it to be good.
Okay, well, let's see what else is out.
You've had a letdowns you've had?
Well, the funny thing is that all the letdowns I've had, this is the funny thing, is that
they were all actually in the same video game.
And the funniest thing about it is it was the same for him.
See, y'all might not remember, but the OGs do, Lazy Pion started as a WoW content creator.
I remember because I was there 3,000 years ago.
And now here he is crashing out about his new WoW killer dying.
Here I am reacting to it also slightly upset
So I guess I was
Positive on the game for selfish reasons in that I selfishly wanted it to exist
I don't know man. I'm just fucking rambling like it like an absolute idiot. Yeah, nothing else to say really
TLDR, yeah, I feel like I was lied to about the save the funding of this game
did get basically from the start to yeah I'd have known that it was entirely
self-funded I would have covered it completely differently with a lot more
skepticism feel devastated about the whole thing imploding feel sad for the
staff that yeah randomly lost their job one day without any pay it's gonna be
very entertaining seeing the court case and like seeing what actually happened
but that's probably gonna take years to fully come out and I think yeah I'll be doing for my forfeit
yeah I'll be doing a Muay Thai fight in two or three months man as a way of saying sorry to the
people that did lose money if you watch to watch one of my videos and spent money on the game
that'll be my way of saying sorry you can watch me get my head punched in or something I really
I am truly fucking sorry and embarrassed.
I think he's more sorry about it than
that this happened, I guess.
He's more sorry than Steven.
But all I can do is try and try and be better.
He's going forward.
I'm just gonna treat every upcoming MMO.
That's being garbage.
Unless, probably, otherwise, it's a scam.
I think that's gotta be more.
Everything on Kickstarter is a scam.
Every fundraiser is a scam.
every petition is a data harvesting effort
every sign-up is a data harvesting effort every website is a
uh... bitcoin farmer every video game that comes from an independent developer
in china or indonesia is definitely a bitcoin farmer
that's just the way it is
you just expected to be packed
i'd said i have
going forward for
for literally any other and i don't know if an mmo comes to kickstart
It's not getting covered and no Kickstarter MMOs are ever getting fucking covered on this channel unless it's to be memed on
Because they're all are just a fucking disaster. I swear. I don't know if it looks good. I'll talk about
Oh, I can't talk anymore, bro
It's been six to seven weeks and I haven't sat in front of the camera and spoke for a while
I've completely forgotten how to do YouTube. I
Feel rusty. I feel like
He's actually crashing out of this.
I'm going to try and make a decent video next time for Crimson Desert, but I just wanted
to make a quick video talking about the Ashes situation.
We move on, hopefully something good comes out, and seeing that people have been playing
Quinn Fall recently, and Canon told me it's pretty good, and I should revisit it, so
maybe I will.
The Quinn Fall?
than that. There's a few things we could cover, I suppose. ESO, combat revamp, that
was kind of cool. Onwards and upwards, actions of creation, rest in peace, end of
an era, normal monthly life streams. I was wrong. That's going to be it for this
video see you in the next one this is in the top 10 this is in the top 10 youtube
apologies so it is this is oh my god wow look at pearl of this stock let me see
where it's at now I mean I'll link you guys a video I love lazy peon like he's
taking this it's not your fault man it's not your fault that the game came
out and it sucked it's not like or didn't come out and it sucked like you
didn't do this you like I mean really there's no that there's no way that you
could stop that like it's just that's life man it is it's life now I will watch
the co-carnage first impressions review of the game okay these are as early
thoughts of Crimson Desert let's take a look at it here we go it's an apology
video at this point? True.
Hi, everybody.
Co-carnature with a very early and quick thoughts on Crimson Desert.
Oh, Crimson Desert is a bit of a mixed bag.
Yeah.
And it's combined with a lot of expectations that I think have led to a
very interesting situation in terms of reviews, gamers and all that kind of
thing. What we have is a game that is causing all sorts of a stir around the internet. There
are people that absolutely love this game. And you remember whenever the game was getting
it was like was about to come out, everybody was saying this is going to be the best game
ever, the worst game ever. Like the expectations for Crimson Desert were like crazy, crazy,
crazy high.
There's about hours into it, including some YouTubers. There are others that have
played this game for one to three hours. Yeah. And stated to their very large audiences
that this game is garbage. It's doesn't have a hook. Oh, there's no lack of there's no
main story. Oh, it's it's severely uninteresting. Yeah. And the thing is, is that they're
They're both right.
Technically.
Uh-oh.
They're both right.
Yeah.
And that's because this game, like I said, is a very mixed bag.
Now, let me start at the beginning.
It's a mixed bag.
And inside of the bag, you've got a dead raccoon, you've got a piece of dog shit, and you've
got a dildo.
Yeah, it's a mixed bag.
I don't know what that's really supposed to mean, but that's it a
Lot of folks think that Crimson Desert is like a Witcher 3 or
It's it's an RPG. That's a cool game that they're expecting to have a hook early
That they're expecting to have a bunch of streamlined systems
levels stats experience there they're wanting
The big story in the big RPG because frankly on the surface
That's kind of what this game looks like in some ways.
Well, they just want continuity.
They want continuity where it's like,
there's like a point to the story.
Okay, so Dwayne got drunk.
You've got to go get Dwayne.
Okay, Martha wants to shoot arrows, okay?
Billy lost his goat, okay.
there's a there's a evil demon that's inside of the on the top of a mountain
there's a fucking
to side a demon in there and you gotta stop the demon from from doing some
shit
and then you have to like reflect the sun on the demon and get rid of it okay
alright so now are there's a so this there's a this
this do roll off his fucking chimney
and uh... you've got to go and uh... mo is long
All right, good. Now there's a werewolf in the in the in the cathedral.
You've got to cure the werewolf. Oh, it's a stat check, too, by the way.
Yeah, the attack that didn't hit you visually. Yeah, it's still hit you.
You're dead now. Fuck you.
And when they played this game, yeah, the beginning of the game,
the bit that I've played, very tutorial-y, lots of systems to learn.
Yeah. Not really much of a story.
There is some story and lore stuff going on,
but it's not like a traditional, like here's the hook kind of thing.
It's more of a, to keep you going to the world.
I don't know what the story is.
I know that Cliff was killed by this guy named Meridan or Smiridan.
And then, uh, he had his neck slit and then somehow he fucking got
resurrected by, um, somebody, and then he was alive again.
You didn't read well. How is it that I never read but I know what the story for every other game is
And
The the thing that's so interesting about this project is people said a star a star a star rail story is bad
Or is as bad as this no, uh, it's I actually think that honkai star rail had a good story. That's my opinion
Maybe I'm gay. That's what I think
That is a choice and that is an okay thing to do
But there's no question that it has caused a huge variance of receptions
about this has I
Am approaching this game as an action sandbox like Valhain
Oh, I'm playing this game to explore the world. Yeah to see all the little different things
I can do to explore all the locations
For me, going in with what my expectations were, this game is awesome.
So far I've really enjoyed it.
I'm getting new mechanics all the time.
I'm discovering things and seeing things and seeing new locations and it's been great.
I've loved it.
I can see that.
If I was going into this game expecting that Witcher 3 experience or looking for the hook
I'll be unhappy.
Yeah.
I wouldn't have found it by now and I'd probably be pretty frustrated.
So, you know, I get where people are coming from with them.
All of this being said, it is also important to mention that this game does have some what I would just call problems.
This game has some problems. Particularly, the control scheme and the ability for the player to manipulate it is a problem.
That's the thing is like playing the game, the hardest puzzle in the game is figuring out how to interact with the puzzle.
Like, there's like, for example, the fist is a great example of this.
Why the fuck are there like six different variations of how you can use the fist?
Why are there four different keybinds for interaction?
Who thought this was a good idea?
A retard thought it was a good idea.
That's a retard.
A retard thought that.
There are some control decisions in this game that I will safely say how we always say Game
Dev is iterative, where a game will come out and then future games can learn from it.
I feel in some way is Crimson Desert is a de-iteration.
I feel like the Game Dev world as a whole has come up with much better ways to do what
Crimson Desert is trying to do instead of it made everybody dumber.
I'm taking that and building on it.
They have said, no, we're gonna do it our way.
That's right.
And our way is worse.
So, okay, all right.
So you've got right here,
you have to understand that,
okay, you wanna see the memory?
Okay, put the box on your head.
All right, good.
Okay, now go to the box menu.
No, that's not the inventory menu.
I meant the box menu.
No, that's the box,
that's the secondary box menu.
No, you have to go to the memory box menu.
Okay, all right, now you're there.
Oh, you selected the wrong one.
Okay, now you've got to watch this one again.
Okay, all right.
Now, all right, you want to take the box off now?
You can't.
You can't take the box off.
Wait a minute.
Oh, where's your lantern?
Didn't you hit, oh, you didn't equip your lantern?
Oh, no.
It's just, it was so, it's so retarded.
Like, you know what, Crimson?
You know who Crimson Desert was designed by?
Federal government bureaucrats.
This it's like a like accomplishing a task in Crimson Desert is like going through the
federal government.
And that kind of sucks.
I'm not I'm not happy about that.
So we are hoping very much that we will see some improvements on that because I will
say one of the first controls you learn in the game is to hold down the right
trigger and right button at the same time on your controller and anyone who's
played a video game will tell you that's not a fun thing to do no it's not
no for all sorts of reasons great so then the controller gameplay sucks even
to so even if it's a rarely used thing like an ultimate or something you
You don't want your players to have to remember awkward keybinds to do some of your game's
biggest stuff.
And that's just one thing.
So the most important keybind, like your basic attack, you have to hold down shift
and then use F12 and then the number pad, number lock.
And that's how you have to do your auto attack.
Weird decision making in like...
You basically got to be Frank Sinatra in order to play the game.
Using the control thing and having to hold control before hitting certain buttons
And then the same interactions or same types of interactions
use different hotkeys that you have to use control for the weapon to
sheet your weapon doesn't sheet your bow.
You have to use a different hotkey for both.
Yeah.
Didn't you play a really weird stuff in this game?
I'm not going to lie.
So if you're a big control person, you know, that's that could be a big thing for you.
On top of that, the voice acting and writing is really good.
But I'm noticing that the animations are very bad.
In some cases, just not synced up and also very little of the voice work
is immersed into the world.
So you will be talking to somebody outside of a house, and it'll sound like they're
right in front of you talking in a room in an office building, and then you'll go inside
to a small area, and the people in there sound exactly the same way, where in most games
you would get like a bit of a reverb on the outside, or maybe a bit of a reverb
on the inside and then kind of that expansive, less, you know, they don't really have
a lot of that in this game, and it makes all the voice acting sound weird, even
though it's well voice acted, and the dialogue seems to be pretty good.
God, it is what it is.
The dialogue, what it reminds me of is it reminds me of dialogue.
There's a beginning of the dialogue.
There's a middle of the dialogue and then there's an end to it.
That's about all I got to say.
Oh, the reason I'm saying this is because there are things in this game that need work.
There are things in this game that I would say, definitely needed more cook time.
And, and another big thing that's really driving me crazy is the fact that
Apparently this giant sandbox game doesn't have a good storage system
And on top of that that control issue bleeds into inventory management because it is not super intuitive
To manage your inventory in this game either so nothing's intuitive
Again, that's kind of that's that's another issue that I think people need to consider now
We do know from the devs that they are working on apparently adding storage cats been saying that
They've also said that they're going to be doing more control stuff. So all that's good. But you know, I don't have a lot of experience with Pearl Abyss as I didn't play BDO. I don't know if it's going to be three days.
They're probably going to what they're going to do is they're going to add in three separate menus. And then there's going to be two sub menus inside of those menus.
And then there's going to be a holiday reward structure that you have to log in for 60 days. And then after that you get a bird mount.
You guys excited crimson desert 1.1 a
Week or two months until we see those pages
So we'll have to see how that it that that goes
But anyway now that we're kind of getting to the end of this because again, I've only played a few hours
I may make another video after I played yeah, I
Do want to stress
There is seemingly some really really cool stuff in this game
Like really cool stuff
Even though this game does not have your traditional main story. It is not a traditional RPG
Where is it like instead of looking at it as an RPG with less think of it as a sandbox game with more
and
From that perspective. I am I am
Seeing things and and and getting glimpses of what I can do in this game
But I think are going to be really really
Enjoy we're going to find out about I think that people that can get hooked on this game
Yeah, really want to explore the world and go everywhere and do everything. Yeah, dude. You're going to have a hundred plus hours
I like to remember and you're probably gonna really enjoy those hours if you are getting hooked into that main loop
Yeah, so yeah, so it's like
Guys it's gonna get better that it gets better after 75 hours
Where the haters have good reasons to hate I do and the lovers have good reasons to love
Yeah, and what that means is we have this cacophony of confusing reviews and it's a value judgment
there are some people that don't care about certain aspects of games and so they don't really
that it doesn't matter to them what the story is they care about the combat and the bosses
so that's going to be different than a person who wants to have a story that's transcendent that's
interesting that's like which are three and so that's really the issue is that people play video
games for different reasons. Two tubers that's what happens saying different things in some cases
completely the opposite. Yeah. And they're all in some ways kind of right. Yeah. In some
in some ways. So it's a really big game. It's this is again one of those times where I don't
recommend listening to me. I don't recommend listening to reviewers. You just listen to me.
People play the game and see if it's something that you want to jump into. Yeah. Because we
live in a day and age where you can do that. And frankly, we live in a day and age where
you don't need to have somebody tell you how to feel about it is right and get all the
all the information to make your own best educated decision.
And this is a perfect example of one of those games
to do that on.
I think honestly, that's what everybody should do
for every game.
Like don't let people tell you what it's like.
Like if I wanna see if a game's good,
I just pull it up on Twitch.
I do, I pull it up on Twitch, I watch three people play it
and I'm like, ah, this is retarded.
I don't wanna play this.
That's literally it.
Like that's how I make my entire decision.
And anyway, I'm gonna go back and play more of it.
That's it.
Thank you for watching.
We will see you later.
I would appreciate it.
Bye-bye.
Great idea.
No, I'm not like Cole a lot.
Obviously, like, you know, I agree with his assessment.
I do think that the game, a lot of the functions of the game are more problematic.
Like today, yesterday, I'm going to be honest, like I actually wasn't in a bad mood yesterday
playing the game.
Like, straight up, I was actually, I was tilted, I was annoyed, I was pissed off,
I had been dealing with bullshit.
Today, I'm just going to log in and I'm just going to try to play the game
and say, okay.
Whatever happens happens, whatever is is, whatever isn't is not, and whatever does be, he's refreshed, I am, I'm refreshed.
Yesterday, I'm trying to remember, there's something else that pissed me off yesterday, I forgot even what it was, but it was definitely out there, right?
Don't force yourself, I'm not, I'm gonna try not to.
And you gonna play it again? Yeah, well, I always play it a little bit. I wanna beat that fucking monkey, right? Beat the fuck out of that monkey.
And so, that's how I'm playing it, it's awesome. Yeah, like, I do try to just, I mean, like again, I just try to have fun, right?
It's just a fucking video game to begin with right and so like why even get yourself upset or mad about it
And you want the game to be exactly? Yeah, that's the way I think that things are they can easily fix over time
I don't think I can fix it. I think that that's what like
Basically, I don't even want to honestly. I'm gonna be real. I don't even want to think about the bad things about the game
I just want to play the game. I just want to play the game and I'm I just go in and just like I want to
have the experience I want to just have the experience eat the shit eat the
dicks you know and just you know rather than get upset and get into the negative
feedback loop of getting upset about it like it's honestly you know like I try
to make it entertaining for the stream like me getting upset acting like a
bitch is really not like that so that's that's my mentality I guess
smart okay john desert that's me it's your boy where we at
Oh
Going into a tesseract
There it is okay, so we got let me show y'all where I'm at so we made a little bit of progress
I got a fucking necklace and I got one of these things to an earring
I did a couple of the quests off stream. I didn't do any of the main story quests
Obviously, I didn't want to fuck around with that and so we got all this done the inventory now
I'm thinking about if I want to go up against the dog, right?
Actually, let me see. I'm thinking about maybe I'll upgrade my weapon again
How we feel about upgrading the weapon again. Let me talk to this guy
Oops
Okay, so how much are so I want to refine
I want to refine and so we could upgrade we could upgrade the helmet how we feel
about upgrading the helmet let's do it let's do it let's big dick the helmet
yeah yeah let's do it refund the sword let me see where we're at with the
helmet so I need an abyss artifact okay so I'm gonna save I'm gonna do one
more upgrade now I'm gonna stop so I can save the other ones okay and we're gonna
only do that we're gonna only do this and that way I still have enough for the
other ones Kyro's plate armor this is gonna be four four four this right
reflying why are you doing this you're wasting you're wasting your time in my
chat because you keep talking like that you're gonna get banned fucking retard
shut the fuck up about that all right so let's see what else we got so we got
I'm trying to think okay so journal let's see what I need to do main quest
faction quest challenges okay I'm gonna fuck about challenges house circus I
already did that and then disputed spoke okay I gotta oh I went I killed a
bunch of guys all right let me let me go ride over there I gotta go do that
dog where are you have you befriended a loot dog yet are you guys joking around
this is like a beauty yo Joe and what's up boys how you doing oh we got some
kids here huh? Oh, run the f... You fucking stupid bitch. How about that?
You can have pets? Really? Yeah. So what should I do to get a pet? Should I decide to try and talk to dogs?
Uh, this is where, where are we? There's a cat. Can I, can I get a cat? Because in BDO you can get cats.
I heard him meow wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute can you get out what about the duck
okay all right I can't talk to the duck this is I guess he's fented out this guy's fented out too
and
I'm not seeing
I'm not seeing them. Oops
What skills you have a lock yes, I don't see any cats man. Oh, there's a baby duckling
Just stepped on it
Okay
So I don't know where that cat is I'm just gonna ignore it
can't wait to rob a bank yeah for sure I'm gonna do that right after this
cities have pets okay we're gonna go back to the city after this I've got to
go to the count and if I get an abyss artifact I'm gonna use it to upgrade my
weapon I think that right now that's the correct decision
my friends a dog it picks you up all it picks up all the loot people drop
Okay, wait, what's that purple thing? What's that purple thing?
Where's my
I'm just honestly I just I figure I would just let him die. I thought was the right thing to do
Okay, so what's in here?
Wait, I just I used up a key for nothing
Wait I
I can't even loot any of the food.
What the fuck?
Oh, what a piece of shit.
Matt makers note.
What's this?
What does it say?
Empty desk.
Okay.
Okay, well, I guess I got that, that's good, I guess.
Where's my horse?
Let me summon my horse again.
Okay, let's go.
You gotta get the mask, you need a mask to steal?
No you don't, you can steal without a mask.
You just, it just says you stole something.
Do I have a mask?
I don't know it's not true okay well my fucking idiot retard then damn I
should have brought a mask I didn't know that I thought it was just like that
that just made it's word they couldn't handle it man I gotta find that
but yeah you can steal in peace I want to be able to do that okay how do I get
over there um it's like over I guess it's probably this way right it's gotta
be this one yeah I freed the glory like all these losers here are living free
because of me I've saved them you know what you know what this it took like
fucking hours to do this by the way it's so fucking annoying not hours but
it took me like 20 minutes to do it I had to kill everybody bro like I can't
drive this car. I'm heading there now. It's fucking annoying. There's so many
mobs I have to kill. You got those dick suckers shooting arrows at you. It's so fucking annoying.
Alright. There it is, right? This must be it. I've never been here before. This is the
first time. Report about the events at the fort. I'm gonna get out. Here it is.
Who's this loser?
Just a little bitch. Oh, this has got to be the main guy, right? Leon Roberts
Yes, they did did you see anything old I've heard they're making some kind of medicine
Yes
I'll have to look into that more importantly. I'm glad you're back safe. Thank you for all your help off
okay good so what did i get
wait where's my reward
oh wait where's my reward i didn't get any loot
go are you kidding me
yeah what y'all doing
What y'all doing?
What you doing, little bitch?
What the fuck out of here? Fuck you.
Oh.
What the fuck out of here? That's right.
Oh, punch him right in the fucking head.
Oh, you too, huh?
You want a little bit of that?
What the fuck out of here, bitch?
Fuck you.
So you can get a dog?
I can't thank you, you little friend.
So, wait a minute.
So, you're telling me that I can just get a dog that loots everything for me?
Is that true?
Like, there's no way it's that easy and I've just been retarded.
Let me get- oh, a Palmer Pill.
Let me get this.
I didn't- oops, I stole that.
The Dick's Covery.
I got a grindstone. There it is. Yeah, it's pretty fast, okay.
You got to feed it for a couple of days.
Oh my God. You telling me I have to feed a dog?
Oh man, this shit's annoying.
Okay, let me loot this square.
Look, I just wonder, like, what would...
Why would it... Okay, there it is.
Got it.
It just looks like in fact a square what do I have to do for this sharpened spear
I probably do need to pick that up decent copper pouch
I'm gonna pick up this this poke you boy
So are these like bad guys
Oh, that's it? That's it?
Oh, he's doing my game.
So you tell me I have to loot every single person?
Because I haven't even been doing this.
Wait, what? Is he talking to me?
Stranger. Unite.
Hold E near the loot stuff that picked everything up? Like Red Dead Redemption? I never played that.
Thank you enough. I'll never forget your kindness.
Uh-huh.
I must repay you.
Uh, help yourself to that wood over there.
He's gonna give me wood?
Over there. Oh, he gave me 20 wood.
Oh, that's really good.
That's super good.
Alright, what the hell is this?
What's this shit?
Okay, oh, that's like where they fought the ring race in fellowship of the ring
No, I want to go up there. We're gonna go up there and down I go back
This is important weather top, yeah
Let's go
Alright, I got double jumps too. You guys see that?
Big jumps.
Damn.
Well I guess maybe you'll find Frodo. Yeah.
Did you light a beacon like in Lord of the Rings? No I can't do shit.
I'm just gonna walk up this way. Hopefully I'll find something good.
Like all this is, I do feel like
If I just play the game and try to explore it'll be better rather than try to like force things
But I'm kind of worried about fighting that guerrilla
Like I think that he might get me I'm afraid of him
Okay, let's go. Oh, what's this? What's this? I'm gonna turn it off. I can't
All right
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
What's going on?
What's going on?
It's like a elven ruins
The birds where'd they go
Take what did I just lose I see white crystal, okay?
It's a math. Oh is it I was looking for that
So
wait there's nothing here wait you're telling me I did all this for nothing I
saw the light up square oh no oh no okay give me a minute give me a minute give
me a minute all right um actually wait why is there a shirt here
Nelbin cloth armor. Okay, I guess I just got a this is an interesting place to put a shirt
Okay
May kindness just stank them cannot be purified yet. Oh
So this is like some some chick I need her to purify it, but she didn't want to do it
What's that? What's this? It's like a weird-ass fucking...
Is that a spirit or is that a bug?
Look at that. Who's this?
That looks like it's actually a tree.
It turns out the evil spirit is in fact a tree.
Many such cases.
Okay, so there's gotta be something cool on the top of this, right?
The place is really big.
Your armor looks awesome.
Thanks.
I paid real money to get it because I bought it with the collector's edition.
It took no skill whatsoever.
I just paid real money and now I have good armor.
That's called video gaming.
I don't know if you're familiar with it.
So, you're telling me there's nothing here?
Wait.
There's just nothing- it's just a shithole.
Okay, there's gotta be something on this mountaintop, right?
Here, let's go over to mountaintop.
How would you review Crimson Desert?
Is that a Poland chat? I would say the game right now...
It is what it is
Every video game that is what it is and to the extent that it is not what it is you're gonna be upset
Just play the game
Is it good is that a good shield
It sucks
It just it sucks like
Here we go
Packaging trade
Wait what trade goods must be packaged visit Carl so not to talk to Carl I
I got a a ring and Tim what the fuck
What in the fuck
I don't even know what the hell that it that's okay um all right so where do we need to go
We go over to Machu Picchu, maybe?
What do y'all think?
Damn, this game's fucking massive!
Let me go over here.
I'm not a stamina, I'm gonna die.
The snow mountain.
No, I gotta get ready to fight the bear.
Or that, that dog.
Whatever the fuck it is.
I'm not ready for that the gorilla. Oh nice. I got a teleporter
Well, this is huge for me
Okay, great
Is this a bad guy I'm gonna sneak around them
Wait, is that a gun? Wait, he's got a gun! What do you mean he's got a gun? Who the fuck
out of here? Why would he jump off the edge? Wait, oh my- Wait, that's the elite guy?
Fuck!
Bro!
I gotta kill everybody.
Wait, double elites?
Come here!
Jump, jump, jump, jump!
Okay.
Okay.
Got his ass?
That cock ass!
Ooh, I cut his dick off!
What?
What's wrong?
oh wait I just killed the elite like that am I that guy what's wrong what's
wrong what's wrong what's wrong what's wrong
Or away tackle
Punch it here
I hit him again
Hit him again
I heard that I heard that before another
Another
It's time up.
Okay.
What's the matter?
What's the matter?
What's wrong?
What's wrong?
I got your mans.
I got your mans.
We're gonna perform a sacrifice.
It's time for him to die
Wait, wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute we gotta do something real quick
Where's he at pick him up again wait wait is he dead now? Oh
No, they killed him that mess
Okay, he's dead
All right now it's time to kill literally I
I gotta kill everybody now.
What's wrong?
What's wrong?
See that?
That's called space bar.
Do it.
See what happens.
Do it.
See what happens.
Jesus bro, what a loser. What a little bitch. What a little bitch.
What?
What are you doing? What are you doing up there?
What are you doing up there, you little dick sucker?
Come on down, bitch!
Oh!
That's what I thought.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing in my game?
You'll be left rusted in the deck!
What?
That's right.
Kill them all.
I think this is a good time to get things stomped up, yep.
Mm.
Mm.
What the fuck, man?
Oh, he's gonna try and show that?
Uh-uh, bitch.
I'll cut your dick off.
Damn, he's shot.
get out of here who else who else needs it wait a minute wait a minute
assassinate that little dick so cool you dead let me let me untie him I got it I
got it you're safe you're safe you're safe bro you're safe you're safe
You're good
So where's the word the other guys like I need to it says it says I'm seven percent left
Okay, there's two percent right there
I got one more after this
Okay, what else do we have?
Oh, I beat it.
Ooh, I beat the whole thing.
It says inventory is full.
Uh, what am I gonna do about that?
Like, I got a bunch of stuff.
Like, I feel like, do I really want this?
Like that's actually kind of like that's not like I'm thinking about this
Is it really a situation that I want to be in I don't think so
Wipe out the cowl thing like I don't know like I'm just thinking about oh I can put on this ring
Let me equip the ring
Remind me I gotta do this too. Okay, so what else do I need to get rid of I?
Get some of these I don't want I'm gonna need bottles what I need bottles for
Okay, let me get rid of all the bottles and so I got two oh wait now it's the same necklace I already saw
Okay, I'm gonna just eat this dragonfly
I got a meat skewer
The fuck is that?
Bundle of bullets I can't even loot that
So I literally wait I literally just got a gun
I can't even use the gun, but this gun sells for two dollars.
That's actually really good.
So you guys are telling me that I can just literally get a dog that'll do this for me?
Is that right?
It says inventory expansion, which means that my inventory is powerful.
Yeah? How many dogs can I get? What? Well, well, I mean, God, bro, it's just annoying.
Okay, so let me go back. I'm gonna go back right now. I'm gonna teleport. Wait, I thought I, wait, what?
I thought I beat this. Why is it red still? Literally everybody's dead. I killed everybody.
why is this still red? I thought I was that guy apparently not okay so let me go
back I'm gonna go back to town right now and we're gonna get ready to fight that
boss because that's the main that's the main focus I have for today I have to
free the hostage really no no bro why you don't even say that like he's he's
gone he was gone like 10 minutes ago
okay the other one there was another one another wasn't
in the other tent what like over here
i don't think so like i don't see any of that
the other castle that y'all were right y'all were right y'all were right
Alright, well, I can't do anything then, so it doesn't even matter.
Okay, what?
Wait, what?
He owes me a debt?
God damn right.
Can I get my refugee?
I don't want to liberate any refugees.
I want to send them back.
I don't want to liberate anybody
How can I create more refugees?
That's all I want to do
Mysterious energy. I probably should go over there a secret. There might be a secret cave. Oh, I bet there's probably a secret cave there
Well, I'm not ready for that because I don't have I don't have inventory. So let me go back. I'm gonna go back right now
In slave, yeah, how can I how can I I want to create slaves and refugees? How do I do that?
You just bomb them?
Seems something.
Is that a democracy? Oh, maybe a will. How about that?
Okay, so now we gotta go around
and... I'm gonna try and just vendor some of
my shit. Here's this guy I'm talking about.
Shot. Okay, so.
Oh, I'm gonna sell this piece of shit.
Let's see here, Black Buries.
Should I sell the broom?
I'm not a woman, I wanna sell this shit, I don't need that.
Hernandez and Tire, I don't want that.
Empty Book, I don't want this.
Explosive Arrow, do I really need one explosive arrow?
No, I don't.
A Cactus Warhammer.
Why the fuck would I want a Cactus Warhammer?
I'm selling that.
This sword I never use a two-handed sword anyway. It's a waste of time.
Weapons box. I'm gonna sell that.
It's in high. It's for Unga. I don't play Unga.
Why would I play Unga? Okay.
What else we gotta get rid of? So I'm gonna sell both of these guns.
And I'm gonna sell the spear too.
I'm gonna sell the necklace. I don't think I need this necklace really.
just get rid of it and I saw all the money all the bottles I mean and what's
this here it's a crafting material I want to keep that
skullstone I might need that for a damage here if I sell this for sure I
got like what $16 $14 it's a lot of money
I'm gonna sell this and try and see what else I need to get rid of.
Should I sell this butterfly?
I'm gonna sell the butterfly.
I don't need them.
Ah, the orange.
We're gonna keep the orange for now.
We might need that.
Is the game cool?
It's a game.
I'll tell you that.
Definitely, it's a video game.
And let's see.
I'm going to get rid of my pickaxe, because I don't feel like I need it if I already have
the drill.
Like, I just don't see the purpose of it.
And this helmet, I'm going to get rid of the helmet too.
Okay.
I think I made some pretty good space here, I did.
This seems fine.
It blades to a warrior, why can't you get these to its...
Can you shut the fuck up, bitch?
Okay, so what else do I need to do?
I don't have or need any of this, really.
I'm thinking that I should try to farm out more iron or copper.
Like, I don't know if I need to.
My forge never rests.
OK.
So, all right, where are the dogs?
Actually, we need to think about, there's a dog.
There's a dog.
There's a dog.
There's a dog.
Get out of here, little kid.
This is my dog now.
So what do I do now?
I just got to keep doing this
I'll just I just pet this bitch. I'm getting plus five trust. I'm at 15 trust
Feed him I don't need to I can just pet him it says I'm at 25 now
dog wait he doesn't want to be pet anymore food is plus 20 how do I
do how do I give him food I'm gonna just take okay what would he want to eat
Does he want an orange?
This guard.
All right.
Oh!
Fuck out of here.
Fuck out of here.
So now he's at plus 35.
So how many foods can I give him?
Can I give him another food?
Like, let's say I drop another food.
Meat? I don't have any meat, do I? Do I have meat?
I don't think I do.
Ooh, I got a fish fillet.
Alright, I'm gonna give that to him after this three a day. Okay.
Give it a minute. It's capture 25 a day. No, it's not you fucking idiot. It's just plus 10 now. I'm about 45
Fucking retard. What are you talking about?
You don't know anything. Why you why even typing? You don't know shit fine meat. Okay. Here we go fine meat
I'm gonna discard one of these. Oops. I discarded two
Okay, you can't have that one
oops
Okay, well, oh, he's loving it
It's plus it only gave it plus 10
So is it only three total? I'm gonna drop another one and just see what happens
Cuz like y'all are saying that but I don't really know if that's true
Okay, there you go
Do it
It's a big dog situation, let's go.
Okay, so it does seem to be three a day.
Alright, so that means now we understand that and let me go inside here, like I don't
know if there's anything else I need to really, who's this guy?
I can't even talk to him.
No, I can't.
Alright, let me go back around.
So what do y'all think I should do now?
I feel like really the main thing I should focus on is that we have all this, I have
one more of these to do, and then I complete the House Roberts faction quest.
So I could go and try and fight that boss now.
I could.
And I think I also got one of these things too.
abyss I have oh I have an abyss artifact women that means I can upgrade my weapon if I can upgrade
my weapon I think that I'm ready to fight the boss I do stay and see what skill and fire
I can't.
This is crazy.
We're fine. There it is.
Got a grindstone handle for a buff, yeah.
That's a normal weapon? Yeah, I know, that's what I wanted.
Alright, Sword of the Lord, I'm the Lord by the way.
Okay, and I don't have...
Okay, so I'm kind of like soft capped at this point, right?
And I guess I could get a little bit of defense.
Yeah, let me just use...
So should I upgrade my bow?
I get to upgrade my ring too.
Oh shit bro, I actually have so much extra damage now.
What the fuck?
I'm out of control.
Okay, so we're gonna double upgrade with the ring.
Uh, you can upgrade your cockers after the deal soon.
I think that's the DLC.
Okay, so and then I can use one antidote and this gives me more stamina region.
Well
I feel like I should obviously go with that.
Yeah, I think let's just use this like fuck.
Like we've got to make sure that we're strapped and ready for this boss.
like this monkey is no joke so we get that and I don't have enough of those
anymore all right and so let me can y'all explain something to me like if I
get the my attack up with the bow does that affect my weapon so like does my
sword damage do more if I if I have the bow upgraded because in like BDO it
does. No, literally everybody's saying that. And I would logically assume that's true also
for the dagger. So we're gonna have to go with the cloak instead. Alright. Your boots
and gloves do increase damage? Yeah, I don't have the stuff to do that though. Okay. And
I'm gonna just upgrade this too.
But we'll be a great source to shoot the monster away from it.
Get any poison arrows, they'll do good too.
I'm not gonna do that.
Okay, we're gonna do level three as well.
I'm gonna just do big upgrades.
You wanna see Fat Cat?
Uh, am I?
Let me see...
Okay, do I do another upgrade?
I'm gonna just do another upgrade, fuck it, who cares?
Need to look-smatch, bro.
That's too late, bro.
I'm fucking 35.
I'm cooked. It's done.
Damn, look at all this stuff I got to use now.
OK, so the shield,
Balagran shield, I don't have that.
OK, I think that we have everything set up then.
All right.
Master of the app, you're welcome.
Now, like, honestly, guys, I really feel like I'm that guy at this point.
I just don't know what I can do about
Like what if I went and I just used all these potions on the boss
Like
What what if I just used all my potions remember I fight the boss because that would go crazy, right?
made foods as well okay yeah no no it's a good point it's a good point okay
where's the food where do the food is is that the food that's the food okay
let's go food box yeah we're gonna get everything
great things shut up okay so I think right now we're going to cook
oh I like the fire all right so we got to think about I can't make any of these
big needles. But I can make this here.
Honestly, clear soup seems like it's pretty good. I think we just we go all
in on clear soup. How we feeling about clear soup? It gives me a hundred and
80 health I'm gonna do this select and I'm gonna make let's see it was it look
like
Oh
Oh, oh my god, okay, and then we're gonna use
I'm thinking that we use I
Think let's just use health like why don't we use the low level heels
And I just spam the fuck out of them.
Because I think that's the best option. I just spam the fuck out of the heals.
I'm just looking at what else I can even get.
Yeah, let's do that.
Yeah, let's go with this.
Go away. Okay, make.
Oops, just a second.
I'm gonna miss it.
Okay, uh, make...
Wait, it's only plus...oh, no, I got confused.
Okay.
I'm almost ready.
Just stir-frying this shit.
Damn, bro, we made me some more pancakes.
That's just what I wanted.
Okay.
So...
The dude really wants to read this.
I typed it eight times. Oh, he's typed the same message eight times?
I'm not going to read it.
I don't know why people spam in the chat.
It's really not something that people should do.
If you spam in chat, you're just going to get permanently down.
What should I do?
What should you do?
What's going on?
What's going on?
I was just thinking out loud. My head's been full of worries of late.
The Nars River fishing grounds are seeing less visitors these days.
Once they were the pride of the region.
Yeah.
So I thought, what if we raise the statue of the Goddess of Plenty?
She had big titties.
It'll be a nice addition to the scenery and stand as a symbol of fortune and prosperity.
Two birds with one stone, as they say.
If you would lend me your strength, I'd see you properly reward it.
What do you want me to do?
What does he want me to do?
Like, so I have to top it with some dispatch of construct to the God...
Carry out a construction project?
Wait, what?
You can inspect the region on the map and then press double click and then on the missions on inspection mode.
Wait, what?
Like, wait, so this is like...
a region on the map
I don't know how the fuck
Where was I supposed to build this again? Like what what do you even say?
I forgot what it even said. I wasn't really paying attention. I'm like
Like what the fuck am I supposed to do the bandits
The fish pond the fuck is it I wouldn't even I wouldn't pay attention like I don't reach it at all
like was all me to do go in the map and double click the city okay it says missions but it says egg
harvesting I don't want to harvest the fucking egg maybe I have to do it here because this is
where he's at so it should make sense that that's not it either I hate having a
fucking read shit oh my god fucking damn it bro I might just I might just
stop I might just do something else a state security what the fuck is a state
security I'm gonna fuck about a state security I thought I needed to build
that bitch
Where is it facilities rural trading posts like wait, what the hell is this?
Package reg ginseng
Tills it already like I just I hate having to fucking think about shit. Oh like I hate having to think
okay, so
We're out of that. We're not gonna think about that fucking quest ever again. That's confusing to me
Okay, so give me a minute. Let me look at the other ones. I need to do
turn in Pollockers. Okay what is this? Wait I can't I can't toggle this. Wait
what the fuck? I can't...
Well then how am I supposed to know where they are?
Fucking damn it bro like...
Double click your cam. Oh can I do that?
I don't think that's it.
Oh, what just happened?
Now I just stubborn one. What is this here to the rescue?
That's not it at all. I think that we just I
Think we just do the main story because like this is just it's just confusing like everything about this is confusing
Okay, I guess maybe I'll try and do this. Let me see what happens because it's me it gives me a bag
What is this?
Okay, I guess I can just teleport to there and then go there
It's time to meet the game halfway like you're a dragon's dog mode. I just like I
Just don't want to have to like
There's just there's too many things
For me to keep track of like what thing means what?
like it's just way too much all right let me go over to there though I probably
should start mining like I did a little bit of mining yesterday
nice computer shit yeah okay uh let me go and where's the dog there he is okay so many
things yeah that's good for a game lacking content right well I just like it's just like
it's hard to understand even like what a quest is because like there's different impulses
right or different indicators.
Like, what it feels like this game has is that
basically I think that the biggest problem this game has is that
there's no internal logic.
Like, in a lot of video games, after you play a video game for a while
you can understand what the game wants you to do
because you've built that off of other functions in a game
But, like, it looks like this game has gone through, like, three or four iterative processes,
and in each process, they've changed basically the decision-maker.
Does that make sense?
Okay.
I am.
I'm here.
Game system inconsistent? Yeah.
thing all of us are a little jumpy now but it's hard not knowing if they'll be
back yeah it's a huge relief to know that you're right you little bitch if they
turn up again I'll get word to you straight away thank you truly wait that's
it? Damn, so I just had to check on that dude? That was all I had to do? Well, fuck.
Okay. Alright, well I guess I should probably do this one too then. Oh, I already did that.
Think, oh I don't have thick hides. Okay, I guess I'll go back over. Wait, doesn't
doesn't let me teleport. Now it does.
Apparently we caught on the line, the director was fired halfway, there was no
one used to it, could explain a lot. I think that really it's probably like it
looks like there were like three or four like iterations of this game and there
are systems and like indicators from all three or four of those like development
cycles I think that's the that's the confusing part about it okay let's talk
to him they're good I did that I'm an amazing person and now I get a bag
too right wait where's my bag it says Ross quest completed okay where's the
where's the bag though Grammy and contribution okay that's good and
inventory expansion okay that's good wait what without wait what the fuck
this isn't the first time okay you pull this every time and never follow
through yeah shut up oh I already saw this before this is like her trying to
get a dog wait that's not what I mean forget it I'm done you never listen
anyway what's going on you talk to her mm-hmm I've got nothing left to say
he's overreacting she found a dog in town before I bring it then you got all
high mighty saying I shouldn't take it alive I can't careful well I'm for the
the other one. So she already let one dog die and now she wants another dog. Okay. So
I have to follow her? Ride a horse and follow Nora. I don't want to follow this bitch.
Are you fucking kidding me, or am I?
Okay, let's go.
I know I can't always look after them.
And I know the last one ran off because it got hungry right in front of us.
So I gotta go with her?
Let's go, bitch!
Right.
Jesus.
So what?
I'm supposed to just walk past it.
Yes!
Shivering in the right typical women little shits were throwing rocks at it. Oh base any decent soul would have stepped in to stop
huh
Oh my god, that's what you are. Oh my god, bro, like this is like Twitter
Okay, let's go
You sound just like when we were kids.
What exactly do you mean by that?
You sound like a dumb bitch. You sound like a dumb bitch.
That's what he's trying to say.
Me? I was shy, that's all.
What the hell will I need to go?
Damn, what a bitch!
Every day
Yeah, I'm deserved it. You only ever said things that piss me off
She's crazy
No accountability. Yeah, I mean
I
Want to let me go back. I'm all this whenever I get back. I'm gonna put a marker
Does I want to go back and look these things it feels like shit to be the abandoned cult Jesus, bro, right?
Now what was it car was after again, okay? You go fetch some meat. I'll pick up the woollen hides
We'll meet back at the town gate.
Oh my god.
Oh my god!
Now, uh, buy lean meat.
Okay, well where's the meat?
Just a minute.
Oh, what- what's this?
What's this?
Warren.
Who the fuck is Warren?
What the fuck is this?
Warren, a way I get $25?
Wait, that guy's gives you...
If you're looking for quality, you wouldn't be looking here, right?
It's a street vendor?
Well, is this guy selling anything?
Shop?
I mean, he should be selling the lean meat himself, right?
buy oh my god like why would you want me to fuck it in the day why would you
fucking want me to go all the way over here if the guy I'm supposed to buy
shit from is all the way over there why would you do that
oh wait wait wait here's another one here's another one
Simon who the fuck is Simon
this guy looks like a retard
okay
so what where's that box there is
okay I looted that okay good he's French oh yeah slide down 50 meters how the hell
do you slide is it crouch oh that's kind of easy to do okay so where's this
Where's his loser here right?
Where's his loser we got to go find him it says Hernan requests
Well, where does it say?
Where's the fucking okay here it is
Here's Simon there's a honey thief
Or is he apprehend the outlaw
Where the hell is he?
God damn he's all the way over there
All right, we are gonna go get him right now
The game is deceptively easy to navigate.
It should not be too long for me to go get him.
Shut up!
Okay.
Um, trying to kill these guys?
I don't think I do.
Oh, I do. I do. I do.
I do feel like my damage is higher now.
I feel like I'm doing way more damage.
Yeah, I'm doing way bigger damage now.
Fuck em. Fuck em. You know what I mean? Fuck em.
Dude, look at all this stuff I'm getting.
Wait, cause I never eluded anything, so I could have been eluding stuff this whole time.
Oh my god.
And this is why I haven't had any money.
I
Okay, so what's this here? I just got a tarnished ring, but I already have a worn ring. So I feel like
There's better shit, I'm fucking down. I'm just sure about this fucking piece of shit
and
Okay
No, I can't
Well...
Oh shit, I can't, I can't, I can't.
It didn't look like I could.
Okay, what about...
Okay.
Alright.
I'll call the Badger.
So, can I shoot it?
I skinned it.
Wait, now I'm skinning them.
What did I get?
oh damn I got oh I needed that actually that's good I'm happy
let's go up here after this course time let's go where's the app there's the app
Let's go shut up
Wait what
What I gotta go around now I can go through this right yeah
Yeah, yeah, oh
oh my god I gotta go around I've been going around a bit faster to the
climber. Climbing is kind of oppressive. I don't want to be oppressed yeah this is
better idea
you look look look look it's so it's so cozy
yeah yeah
I keep riding in the trees and shit okay maybe I should just follow the path
I'm just gonna follow the path
What the fuck is going on?
This is brutal.
Hold on.
Alright.
Respawn.
Train shot trees?
I haven't really done that before.
change all trees I haven't really done that before okay now we're gonna get this
fucking oh my god oh my god okay where you go
okay
Oh my god
Um, all right
I've made it so now what I
I need to get over to here. I need to get to this cop sucker
Okay, let me get back on my horse
Okay
Let's go let's go
Oh
Okay, finally now we can actually go somewhere
Okay, okay, it's fine. It's fine. I'm not gonna worry about
All right, where is this guy
His name is Simon.
Okay.
Oh yes.
What's wrong?
What's wrong?
Are you seeking?
I can't do that.
Come here
Hit him in the face. Oh, what's wrong?
No, you're not
I'm gonna throw him up.
What?
How much more must I eat you to come back, mom?
Forgive me.
I beg you.
Forgive me.
Okay.
Where does he need to go?
Oh my God.
No.
Oh my god, no!
How the fuck do I get them all the way over there?
Are you kidding me?
Okay, let's go.
Excuse me?
We're just going to go through this way and we're going to take the mountains.
We'll take the mountain pass.
It should be fine.
Come on.
There we go.
Oh, oh, oh.
That's another tree.
Perfect.
Here.
Smack him in the trees.
This story might not have a happy ending.
I put my heart into eating all that money.
It might not.
I'm thinking about maybe just killing them.
I think maybe I just kill them.
I'm gonna try and get through this though. I'm gonna try and get through it.
Eat them? I'm thinking about taking them up to the top of the mountain and throwing them off.
That was my thing.
But we might not have to do that.
But if we do have to do that, we will do it.
I will not...
I reserve the right to do that.
Holy shit.
Okay, that's where we need to be right there.
Damn.
I've got my heart in to eating all that, honey.
Okay.
Alright.
And we gotta go down slow.
so we don't lose the horse.
Forgive me! I beg you!
I think we're gonna kill him whenever we get back home.
I think we're gonna do that.
He's just been talking too much.
I don't like that.
This is by far the shittiest good game.
Wow
Wow
What the hell what are these tron what what the fuck?
Okay, um go down here. I
Think that we're making good progress though
Damn, look at all these animals.
Oh my god, what is this a fucking manger scene?
Jesus.
No, no, no, no, no, no!
I can't.
What do I do?
of
get on the horse
I don't
tackle him
But there's no there's no icon for what to do
It bug
No, if I if I do this oh wait
Okay
What?
Gentlemen.
I think he has to die.
I think it's over.
I have to kill him.
This hurts me more than it hurts you.
Wait, what?
Okay, well maybe if I hit him it stopped, right?
Can I loot him now?
Okay.
Okay.
I mean he's dead. He's dead. I killed him. I killed him. He's dead. Load the autosave?
Whoa, wait. Oh, yo, you're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. Okay. Save, load game, autosave. Oh, dude. Dude, this was like, I don't know
I don't know if this is gonna, it says 17.
I feel like I'm gonna have to go all the way back.
You still have to bring the corpse?
Okay, so how do I do that?
It doesn't let me loot the corpse.
Do it.
look here's what I'm gonna do I'm gonna save before I get to this area all
right so fucking annoying the dumbest fucking game I've ever played in my life
fucking piece of shit. Holy fuck how many loading screens we have to do? So you go through
one loading screen and let me guess there's another loading screen. There it is. Fuck you.
Fuck them man.
Fuck the skin.
Where is he?
Where is his bitch ass?
Okay.
I'll see him.
You ready to run him down?
There he is!
There he is!
that's right time up I just all right there it is okay we hog tied him all
right monster with steel and bears honey okay so now we're gonna do it the
right way how much more must I use you to come back mom all right we're gonna
do the same thing
Hey, we'll go up through here.
This should be easy.
This should be easy now that we know what to do.
Can he go in the back of a horse?
No, he's tied up.
Well, we got him hog tied.
Fuck no, he can't go in the back of a horse.
So can I just go and kill all those animals?
Theoretically
Theoretically I could just go and kill all them for me. Oh
Yeah, yes damn why why why did I just start doing that?
Now I already know where to go here, so there's no there's no risk that I can make a mistake
Zero risk
Please let me go mom
Okay, all right perfect. Let's go. See you guys
This last time
Wait, there's two autosets?
Just follow the path?
It doesn't let me.
Why can't you pick them up again?
Because it's broken.
Because the game's broke.
That's the reason why.
Do you think I would do it if I could fucking do it, but the game is fucked
Come on, come on, let's go. Let's go. Let's get this. Let's wrap this up
Let's do it. You can kick them so he lies down again
All right, I'm gonna try that if I die again
After every area I get through I'm gonna save okay after every single area okay
there he is there he is come here all right now let's go all right so as soon as
I get off that area all this for 10 coins no no no no no I'm gonna get way more than that
We miss me 10 coins
No way I did all this for 10 coins
Still here waiting what what okay here we go
Me a little bitch
You're a piece of shit.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
So I should just go around.
I think I should just go around killing goats.
Honestly, I should just be the goat destroyer.
I just go around here.
I just go run them all over.
I need to go like a tank or something.
I feel like that would save a lot of time.
Okay.
Oh my bad.
Oh my bad.
Little bad.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
All right.
Before I, I'm going to get up here.
I'm going to save.
Forgive me.
I beg you.
I'm going to get up here.
I'm going to save.
All right.
Now I'm going to save.
Right now I'm going to save.
Right now I'm going to save.
Right now I'm going to save.
save right now, save right now.
Options, save game, save, R save.
Okay.
So we're gonna go down here, go down here.
Down here.
I need it all, mom, please hurry back.
I'm not.
Yeah.
See?
Forgive me.
I beg you.
Oh my god.
Please hurry back. It's okay
I'm gonna save in just a minute. It's not yet
I'm saving right now. Let's save again save game
All right
Okay.
It's a bald eagle.
How much more must I need for you to come back, Mom?
Go.
They're going.
Go.
They're going.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Just a minute. Just a minute.
Just a minute.
Just a minute.
so now we're gonna go down this way okay we're gonna go down here and then
we're gonna go to there okay now we're gonna save again we're gonna save or
saving again saving again right now
Saving again? Okay. Alright, now I think I can go the rest of the way.
We're the mallards!
Oh
Wait, how do I get up there? Oh, no
of
It says mission failed.
It says the target has died or left the escort area.
That's why we say that's exactly the reason why we loaded the game.
That's the exact reason.
It's exactly.
There's exact reason why I loaded it, like, because I knew that was going to happen.
There are two minutes loading.
No, this is the last time I have to do it.
I'm not going to have to do it again after this.
Crazy I was scammed with so many bugs.
Yeah.
It is right? It's crazy. Wow.
Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?
Yeah, I'm feeling it.
I have a plan.
I have a plan, I have a new plan.
The whole plan didn't work, I've got a new strategy how we're going to handle this.
It's alright, no it's okay, it's alright, it's fine, I wanted that to happen.
I wanted that to happen.
That's an auto save big dog?
That, no.
Trust me.
Like, I know what I'm doing.
I know what I'm doing.
I'm gonna be right next to him.
I wanna go capture him right now.
Watch.
This game or the lesbian game, which one's better this game's gonna turn me into a lesbian by the time I finish it
Got it all right
Okay guys
We hogtie this bitch
Okay
And now
Come here come here get on
Now it's time for the final ride
Simon's final ride
wait a minute wait a minute
we need not not really no no no no that's fine
Jesus Christ
oh my god
hey
Yeah this is good, this is good.
Alright.
Come on, come on.
Okay we're not, we can't go up that way.
It's just like it's literally impossible
It's alright. I wanted this to happen
10 Charles, Moe. You swore you'd come back.
I've put my heart into eating all that money.
I'll never touch it again.
I swear.
Yum?
Forgive me.
Mom? Your little bear's still here waiting.
Look! Mom! I'm frightened.
Why is the quest not failed?
Is that him?
Wait, it didn't even fail the quest.
Oh, there he is.
Okay.
Search?
Well, what do I do with it now?
Like, I...
dead or alive, but like, I can't...
I can't pick him up though. Read the note? What does the note say?
It doesn't say I can't inspect.
It doesn't say I can do it.
I can't do it.
Just control the pickup corpses, okay.
It doesn't work.
It doesn't work.
Okay, submit the note.
Alright, alright, let me see what it says.
Oh, get rid of that fucking marker.
Alright. Gay game? Is that what they call it? Aim the lantern at it? I mean, I don't know,
like, it's fucking... Who knows how the game's supposed to work? Nobody knows. Nobody has
any idea okay so now what do I do
wait what it says mission failed wait
there's another bounty no no no bro like
No, no.
Excuse me, have you got some water?
Oh my god.
Okay, do you want me to get another one of these assholes?
Wait, it says apprehend the outlaw.
Excuse me.
What do you want?
what the fuck what the f- so it just failed the f-
okay gimme a- oh I know it changed the quest it changed the quest wait a minute
Okay, Simon.
Wait.
Oh my.
Alright.
Alright
Okay, let's see now what do I all right all right fuck this fuck this fuck this fuck this
All right now we got focus on this instead main quest. Let's go to that fucking bounty
Let's get this done. We're gonna get this goddamn
We're gonna kill this fucking this this gorilla, and it's gonna be over. All right
It's monkey time. Let's go
I mean, I got that fucking god damn Jesus, okay
All right, there's a lot of these little fucking bounties wait, there's another bounty
Oh my god!
Another one!
Jesus, how many of these fuckers are there?
Okay.
Alright, let's do it.
Give me a second, let me make sure I have everything equipped that I want to have here.
Okay, so inventory, all this is good, I've got space.
All right, I probably could upgrade the ring but I don't really need to worry about that too much
Okay, so I
Think that we have like I mean we have everything that we need we just need to fucking go kill him right?
I mean damn. I think it's easy
Well, we prep then save get food. I think I have food right don't I have food?
Yeah, I've got a lot of food, man.
Look at all these food.
That's all the soup that I got.
Yeah, this is, honestly, I think that we're fine.
Alright, let's do it.
Yes, one of the orchestrators of that incident.
Ah, there you are, Greymane.
I see you got your invi- I told you.
I heard the news.
But do you re-
Let us hope it's just an old man's just relax and enjoy the festivities.
Let's go inside.
Let's do it!
Yes, come up.
The banquet is about to begin.
Duke Caliburn has not been seen since Caliburn.
So you can't even skip this?
Even after I did it.
The purge at Aston, capitalist, eminicy and nobles.
Oh, look, it's the Deminus delegation.
Ha ha ha.
And now the time to unveil the Grand General's special gift to our...
It's about war.
Possibly beans.
Come on.
Ha ha ha ha.
What is it?
With the blessing of great Solomon,
Celebrate the arrival of this bountiful harvest season call this gift
On behalf of the king of the grand general bestial. It's really taking a while
The alliance between her Nandan diminish shall endure
No, skip. No skip and those who threaten no skip and so meet the same
They were got killed. We call them. Yep
Can't skip at least it's sped up. Yeah
Why would they even do this? This is the dumbest thing to do.
Alright. It's time.
Did you upgrade your sword? I did everything.
I did everything. I'm ready. I'm ready to fuck this girl in the ass.
Well, you need- it's over. I already beat him.
He's already dead.
Let's do it!
Big dick! Big dick! Big dick! All right, this is new. This is new. We haven't got any.
I told him to!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, I couldn't instant revive!
Fuck! I didn't even think of that!
Okay.
I didn't think he was going to hit me like that.
So here's what we do now.
I'm going to start the fight.
I immediately use every potion.
Immediately use every single one.
Alright.
Where's my potions?
These are all 10 minutes.
10 minutes.
Five minutes.
Five minutes is more than enough.
One.
Oh, I can only use one at a time.
Okay.
This is max level and attack speed.
Okay.
All right
Can I get a food buff at all?
Well, I can get our I can eat this
So I don't have one food buff at a time I didn't know that
There it is. There it is. Alright, I'm going to be... That's right, that's right, yep.
What?
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Do it!
Do it!
Do it!
Do it!
Do it!
Do it!
Okay. One more, one more.
Hold on.
Come on.
Push on fat!
Do it! See what happens!
Nope!
No! No! No! No!
No! No! No!
No! No!
Go!
Go!
Why?
Hmm!
Good!
Jesus Christ!
Go!
I don't even need to spam news.
I only hit that last part.
No way, that's no way, no way.
No way.
way die bitch die bitch die bitch that's right pussy
that's what I thought holy shit man what a cock ass holy Jesus
Jesus, bro, like...
Holy fuck!
So what did I get out of that?
I got a mace?
Ohhhh...
Spirit siphon? That seems stupid. Why the fuck I want that? I don't want that piece of shit.
What about this?
Attack speed?
Well, that seems really good howling chaos
And that's a shockwave that seems pretty good
That was fucking cool damn we beat his dick off bro like that was crazy we went hard as fuck against him
Like that monkey did not fuck around all right, where's the guy
I
Son of a bitch
It's me. It's me. It's me the guy that saved the champion the hero. You shouldn't be here. I didn't expect things would come to this
What is best theory thinking
I'm not certain but it's clear he has no intention of leaving her nand in peace
And from what I found out there's good reasons to believe that that beast wasn't the only thing he sent
You best keep your voice down
This talk that others slipped into why it's fatty crashing out
What's he doing?
I've also received information connected to you and your people
My people
Who attacked you the black bull?
Black girl shows someone in Deminus has been supplying them, but their identity remains unknown
What the fuck does this have to do with anything?
Okay.
I will stay alert.
I will be the most alert.
Nobody's ever been more alert than I am.
Let's be honest guys.
Like I beat the fucking shit out of him.
Like that was crazy.
Is this the letter?
What's the letter?
That's bounties.
Alright. What does it say?
What does it say?
Witches on the ground?
Uh, what the fuck?
Witches on the ground.
Faction class. Go meet the witch.
Where's the good chat?
Diamond.
I can mine diamonds already? Damn.
I'm just that guy okay so I don't even tell me where she is like it says go meet
the witch there's no objective for me to what the fuck must like to look this up
Where is it?
Where's she at?
Maybe she's in the other one.
Is that it? No.
Fuck. She's in a swamp?
Yeah, but I don't know where the swamp is.
Where's the map?
because she's clearly not on the map.
Where's she at?
Yeah, I got to find it.
The letter bro?
What was the letter say?
I'm gonna read the fucking letter.
What lies at the end no one can predict?
this is what the fuck does this even mean one deemed unauthorized is recently
crossed over from the abyss across the continent there are other witches seek
them out for them to lend you your strength like it doesn't it doesn't
he's saying anything like it where's it at like there's there's no indicator she's
on the left side of the map looks like a star I don't see it I'm not seeing
anything more south like here
is the old pain I mean you've got to get like I mean that every like I mean it's
like you didn't even give me anywhere to go like I mean but it's not even it's
not even yellow paint like it in a game like it should tell you like like
like where the fuck she is?
no hand holding?
well, but like
imagine if you want somebody to come over to your house
you would tell them where the house is
you would be like my house is here
so why do I need to meet a witch
if it doesn't tell me where the fuck to go?
what the fuck is this shit?
So I'm just stuck.
Why can't I kill this thing?
Why can't I kill it?
Okay, now it's dead.
Thank God.
Is this Grooterson's point of exploration finding secrets?
It's not a secret, it's the main quest.
It's the main story quest.
I can't even know where the fuck to go.
I caught a centipede.
Raccoons.
Can I kill a hedgehog?
Can I kill a hedgehog?
Yeah, I can.
Human centipede?
No, it's just a normal centipede.
Just a normal...
Oh, wait, I killed both the hedgehogs at the same time.
It's kind of fucked up that I did that, but you know, you gotta do what you gotta do,
right?
It's witch wood north of where you are.
North of where I am.
The witch woods.
Okay, now it's showing up.
Okay.
I guess I'll go that way over there.
It's gotta be at the witch woods, right?
I mean, like, logically.
Let's go.
I do have, like, honestly, like my gear now is so good.
Like, I killed that guy.
It was nothing.
I'm going the right way, I'm going to just get on my horse.
I should probably just start killing some of these dogs and shit so I can skin them,
but I haven't really been doing that.
And we have to look for mining areas, too.
It's like if we see a mining area, we gotta do it.
Oh, this could be one right up there.
Look at that.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
Okay, so can I mine this now?
What?
No, that's bismuth that needs force punch.
Wait, really?
Really?
No, it's not it either.
Maybe I can do like this.
No, it doesn't work either.
It's the fourth punch.
Okay, it's not the fourth punch. It's not. It's not true. Okay, so I can't mind that.
fucking shit go they said there's red things around where are the wait what was
this money Python
What?
Wait, what?
Wait.
Wait, what the fuck?
What the fuck?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa, what was that?
Okay, I didn't do anything.
Well, I didn't even get anything out of this.
One ascent.
Wait.
Wait, these things drop gems?
Wait, what?
Fuck this, I'm instant reviving.
We got we got to think this one out okay so here's what we got to do we got to come
at him from an angle like we're gonna do the big attack and then we're gonna run away
all right that's what we have to do
should I fire I don't have fire arrows okay scene of the crime
of
the
death
of
and a bit sell what the hell is in a bit sell
all I got to go
Okay all right so here's the strategy I'm gonna go in on
We gotta think outside the bush.
So we're going to think about this fire arrow situation, okay?
Because very clearly I can't defeat him in melee.
I just cannot do it.
I can't defeat them.
They're too powerful.
of arrows I don't have any. So here's what we do. Alright we're gonna clear out the
small ones. And then we're gonna wait and we're gonna kill the big one.
So here's a strategy
You guys see where I'm coming from right like I actually think this is the right way to play it
All right
Yeah, I'm getting a lot of these abyss cells.
I don't even know what the hell they are.
Who's on the map?
I didn't even...
Oh my god, man.
Like I...
It was on the map.
Like I couldn't even see him.
okay all right let's figure out what we're gonna do with this arrows okay
all right so we have arrows I mean have poison arrows that's literally it we
don't have any fire arrows there's nothing I can do that's gonna do fire
damage. Like craft them? Can I do that? You have to light a regular arrow in the
fire exactly so cannot work so can I start up how do i start a fire can I
start a fire
I don't even know I don't even know how to do that
how about that
They're explosive arrows. Yeah, I don't have any
Use your blinding light ability
That's not working
Whoa wait, what's this wait a minute
it's not working I need to be closer
What does this do, like... it takes time?
He's not working man.
He's not working.
He's gonna just hit me isn't he?
He's just gonna fucking hit me isn't he?
Fucking piece of shit.
That's a piece of shit.
This is the worst idea I've ever had.
Okay.
Alright, let me think right now.
Okay.
Use the ability from a distance, use force palm?
Okay.
I'm I'm really nervous that he's just gonna eat me though I am I'm so nervous
What the fuck?
Uh...
Break it?
Wait...
Wait what?
Oh
Okay
Okay, it's this is a fire one all right one more one more again one more again
Okay
Come here, wait it's a seal. What is sealed with?
What
I just I just eat these I just ate it
It's kind of fucked up honestly
Okay, so I still don't know
Okay, I'm into which woods that's the bald eagle you say I haven't I didn't do the thing yet
So wait, could I just go and do this?
I just killed like three of them.
Alright!
This is amazing!
Wow!
Wowee!
okay so this has nothing to do with what I was trying to do though okay so
what about the light on the mountain side yeah it's true you're right about
that maybe I could go over to there like I don't know if that's what I have to
do or not like I'm just like
like I'm just thinking right now like what what do I even need to do well maybe
it's up there like yeah maybe it's up in that I mean like I don't know like I'm
just it doesn't tell me where to go or like what to do or like it doesn't even
give me any sort of like go this way or I'm in this area it just literally says
there's a witch go meet the witch and it never says use your brain but what how
could you possibly how could you come to any conclusion based off of that it
It doesn't mean anything.
Maybe it's up here.
Google to I'm going to look this up on the Google in a minute.
If it's not up here, I'm going to look it up on the Google because it's just there's
no indicator at all on what to do.
freezing? I know that. There's a small house right below Witchwood's Lago on the map.
This? That's a quarry. That's a trapping workshop. I don't know, maybe it's here.
Fuck man.
Okay.
I'm gonna shoot somebody here.
Come on.
there's a
there you go
it's right there
So there's a separate quest line that's called Witches.
Oh my fucking god.
Okay.
Alright.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Reading's hard?
There's like 50 other indicators on the map.
Like I've actually I
Think somebody really had it right whenever they said earlier like this is the worst this is the
They're like the worst good game we've ever played
Like it's actually crazy how badly this is designed it's really impressive
I've never played something that's like this badly designed before
Let me go over to here.
Okay, that's the right way.
The map is even retarded. Everything about the game is retarded.
Okay, it doesn't matter.
But what's this?
But we gotta fight these guys?
How many more do we need?
Ooh!
Not too many. Only three more.
Why are we busting arses for those bleed fuckers anyways?
a little shite
a man's got a plan also something they can be fixed yeah I can fix it
I can fix something I don't think they can fix everything
hold on we've got ourselves a nosy rat
kill him we all map
What are you doing with my game?
Damn, that was it?
He's dead already?
Jesus, what a loser!
What a little bitch!
Oh my god!
Okay.
wait why would I why would I do that oh my god
I
Well, how do I get in?
Okay, I got it. I got it. I got it. Ooh and abyss artifacts shut up
Okay one time
Thank you.
I was waiting for you to come.
Even picking up items is a fight with a camera.
Everything in the game is...
Everything is tedious.
Everything is harder than it has to be.
You're welcome to visit my abode.
Okay.
So where do I have to go?
Oh, it's just disappeared.
Okay.
Well, let's go find her.
Wait, but okay.
So now I can know where she is because I go to journal and it says meet Ayl and the witch.
Okay, so now I know where to go.
Okay.
Wait, what's this?
Okay, I know I'm on.
Let's go.
Okay.
Okay.
Right.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay, yeah
Okay, let's go
What's this?
What are you doing?
Oh my god, my inventory is full again.
Let's go up here.
Fuckin' yes!
That's a bitch.
Damn, he died fast.
Okay, so now everybody's dead, right?
Okay, and let me see, is there anything I need to get rid of here?
How do I even equip these into my gear? I don't even fucking know.
Okay, so abyss item. Damn, this shit's a lot of money.
Damn, I got a lot of stuff now, huh? Okay, let me just use all.
Okay, that's pretty good. And now I've got one space open. And that's the only space I can really have.
out. cloth pieces are fast, not so bad okay you can group items, I don't know how that
works. what does it mean by group items? like so if I go like select group, wait
What I didn't want to do that.
I mean group item says eat.
There's a different indicator for each one.
Select group.
What does this mean tea is group?
Wait, what?
What?
But the inventory is, it doesn't change.
It doesn't matter, like, I still have the same amount of inventory, like it doesn't even,
like it deletes it from my inventory, but now it's just in another inventory.
That doesn't save any time at all.
Now I've got to deal with a separate meta-inventory.
Okay.
Who cares?
Move on.
Ruby doesn't do anything to just hold them together? Yeah.
Okay.
Ooh, red flowers.
Alright.
And let's see this.
That's including another menu, yeah.
Okay, the witch's house.
Okay.
Ooh!
Oh, I can't even loot anything, that's right.
from wisdom, and wisdom weaves new bonds.
Listen to me, Fletcher.
I've long awaited the threat that would leave you here.
As you know, we witches are wielders of arcane power.
It is our duty to keep balance between this world
and the Abyss, but of late,
forces have risen to suppress our power.
They are.
That's bad.
The centuries that anchor our magic and uphold order,
They seek to seize them and drown them in darkness.
We ask that you help restore the fallen sanctuaries and restore order.
I'll do that.
Alright.
Alright.
Okay.
What is that? Wait, that's it?
The school workshops, hars, abyssal power, modify your equipment to create abyss gear sockets
or freely in bed and extract gears.
You can craft basic gears as well as combine multiple gears to craft special ones.
Okay.
Control.
Let's see workshop.
Okay.
So embed gear, create a socket.
All right.
So this one already has a socket that already has all its sockets on it to begin with.
So I'm going to try to create a socket with this.
It's $14.
That's ridiculous.
Okay, so...
I guess I need to just put all these sockets on one at a time, right?
So if each one's $14, that means that...
Now we're seeing the grind. This isn't a grind. This is taking me 10 minutes to do.
Like, all I have to do is just go farm mobs and stuff.
It's a joke.
Okay, uh, I'm gonna do one socket for this, then. Oh, it's five. Five gold for that one.
Okay, I've only got six dollars left and I can do one more
Okay
So all that's upgraded so so now what do I do?
Okay, so equip gear so I added the sockets. I'm gonna buy what can I buy a?
Blueprint for a bis gear
use the stamina
health region
Spirit region
engraved silver earring well I already have that
Grave copper earring I feel like I already have
Yeah, I already have this okay, so oh I can just buy abyss artifacts
Requem the abyss artifacts and that's in the stand. Oh, these are respects. Okay, so
Wonder at your leisure about sell wait. I can just sell anything I want to her. Okay, great
I'm gonna just sell all this shit right now
This is actually good
Centipede, okay, I don't want a centipede. I want to sell her
Abyss sells I wonder if I need to use those like before I before I get rid of that
Spirit siphon
So let me sell the neck right now
And what else do I really not need?
Like Rhett's poster.
Why the fuck do I need Rhett's poster?
Fuck you Rhett.
I'm selling your shit.
Fish porridge?
It's fucking disgusting.
Reen's poster.
Fuck that shit.
I'm selling that too.
Once you study books, you sell it the wrong way.
Yeah, I'm trying to figure this out.
Okay, her name damn require, I need that.
I'm just going to sell this sword.
I'm never going to use this sword anyway,
it doesn't matter.
Okay, the mallet.
I might need the mallet and clear suit.
I think, oh, I already made that.
So I shouldn't need to worry about that.
Alchemy. OK, so so all right.
So create craft abyss gear.
Craft an abyss gear.
An unidentified abyss gear.
What the fuck?
Destruction steel.
Is that see what creates socket and bed in this gear?
Okay, so I'm gonna put the, well I should put this in, right?
Can I just take these in and out?
Okay
So why does it say I can't do this
Because it's not because I can't do it. I see one
Okay climbs me all right, so I don't care about that
Movement speed one that's better than zero and then what about these gloves that I can do swift I
I can embed this is she pregnant I don't think maybe maybe she is okay so this is
like I feel like now I'm actually like now I'm farming
okay so
all right so create so I can't buy anything that's worthwhile really a
A blueprint for a biscuit or composure. So health region I want that I
Bought that okay, so do I have to do I have to read this piece of shit?
What does it say hello, oh
Abyssal versus an antidote and a bearbladder?
Well, fuck.
I don't even know what the hell that is.
Okay, let me, let me examine this.
Alright, this is so I did a haste
and we also did movement speed, so we can sell these now, right?
So now I can talk to her and then I can craft right so craft a biscuit I don't
have any bears I only have one movement speed so I want to get vitality like I
want to get my I want I want big health region because if I get that on
everything that's like five that's like one health every second which is
crazy amount of health so especially if it's vitality one because it means one
synthesis that's vitality two this is vitality three special synthesis oh so
this is this is the MMO gotcha element it says tier two destruction what does that
name destruction insight three wait damn so I gotta do all this just to get god damn and
then and then I do all this just for a fusion a tier three abyss gear well why would I want
to do a group but it's a greater abyss gear
what the fuck so if it's at 4% for a greater abyss gear for every level then
why would I ever want to do this like I don't even see the reason why I would
do that is a biscuit or the best gear no they're like gems
Was BDO
So what was this was this question mark in here it says there's a secret layer
What?
What?
What there is a what?
Where'd it be at? Where is it?
Where is it
Oh
You passed it I did
Maybe it's a hit, but whoa, it's got it's got whoa
What does this say, what is the tree say?
I don't have space to lift it higher.
Okay, so that doesn't even work.
It's a secret?
No, I'll figure it out.
Maybe it's in here?
No, it's not.
But it says there's a secret.
Damn!
Damn! Give me the fuck out of here!
I just don't know where the fuck it is.
He's blind in flash to find it. Wait, can you do that?
Wait, what the fuck?
Is that a fairy?
Is that a fairy?
Wait, that was it?
Oh, damn. I thought it was some kind of crazy shit.
It's just a teleborder.
Okay, so we did all this, we did that, we did this.
So, I'm thinking that, why is this so big?
Crowcaller
Return to her nand
Okay
Because maybe remember that place I discovered at the beginning of the stream or where's like a woman's voice and she's like you're not
You're you're early right your signature
Bonnie flash everywhere to find skill points. Yeah, I didn't know that that's crazy. I'm gonna use that all the time
okay so I'm trying to just see like how it works okay maybe I need to go up to
this one right
to
speak with a soldier
who is it?
graving sir
grave trouble
we've got unknown intruders running rampant in the keep
I guess now how to describe it.
Kill em!
Any idea who they might be.
Oh.
Oh!
Oh!
They disappear?
Keep an eye out.
We're there.
We're there.
Strike down the intruder.
You need to be more careful.
Where is he?
Is that him?
Maybe he's up here.
It would make sense these at the top.
Yasss!
Thinkin' talk!
No.
I've yet to receive word from the Marquis.
Please leave.
What?
I don't know...
Is this the intruder?
Nobody...
Who the fuck is this guy?
Track the invader.
Where the fuck is he? Where's the guy?
Like there's no indicator.
Use the light?
Everyone button.
No, it's not it either.
Use the lantern? Okay.
of
the
What the fuck?
This is going to be in this poor...
What?
Okay, this has got to help it, right?
But that was not even part of the quest.
Maybe we go in through here.
Okay, you can't go in through there.
Okay. Key used to unlock the door, but I can't use the door.
What the fuck am I supposed to do?
Like, it doesn't even tell me what to do.
There's no indicator at all.
This one slipped its leash.
It just says use the vision helmet on the ghost
How do you how how do you know to do that?
Wait, what was this I
Discovered a bonfire I already knew that
bottom right icon okay enough snoring on your feet and give you
did you forget we're supposed to head out to the river with our post today
okay orders of the scalp
I
Believe in them
Damn
So what the fuck
Escape will kind of act as an interact key the escape button is an interact button
Okay, um, so...
Alright, um...
Okay.
Now...
Now I did that.
So now that I did that, this is the one from before.
Just search the castle.
Okay.
Okay. Okay, I can't go in that one.
Okay. Okay, all right, this one I can go in. All right.
So,
So I'm going to steal this right now, easy, easy, easy, there it is, it's mine now.
You need to buy a key, but I already bought a bunch of keys and I used all of them, open
up doors, it don't work.
So I just have to infinitely, I have to just buy infinite keys and then open up doors that
I don't even know will work.
There's no way that's what I'm supposed to do.
There's no way.
It's upstairs.
Okay.
I don't think this is it maybe I'll go over to the other side
I don't know, maybe it's up at the top.
If it's not up here, I'm going to look it up.
Okay, so what do I have to do here?
What's it called?
Crow Collar.
What do we do?
So it's distract the invader
And I go into here, I go up to there, I go into here, okay, it's there, alright, got it.
you're tracking the wrong quest no knock so it's this one right wait no no it's
the second four why can't people play games anymore there's no indication of
like what to do in the game like a game has to give you some sort of like
indication of like where to go or what to do right I mean you can't okay okay
here we go like there's nothing that told you to do that anywhere so you just
have to randomly run around infinitely until you find the thing that they want
you to look for I don't want to do that so waste of my time it's fucking
annoying okay so now we're back off where it all began okay because you didn't
read no it didn't tell me what to do it never said it never said anywhere on
there to do that okay so now what I guess a good one here it's problem solving
it's not problem solving it's just doing the same thing over and over oh oh
Shit
God what the fuck
All right
Anybody else
I did all right well at least now we know we're in the right spot
What?
Hold on.
I lost it.
I did you.
I lost it.
I thought he was like a wizard or something.
He just gets stabbed?
What?
I have to save the girl.
Okay.
The black witch?
That's gonna be bad, right?
I thought you just got stabbed.
I have to save him.
I'll do that.
Why didn't you do that before he got saved?
Okay.
So where's Light Crow?
What? Where's it?
What?
Tracking.
close warning okay there it is all right good all right now on my teleport and I guess actually
I can just fucking I can just walk over here and then just jump off he despawned yeah
Yeah.
Woo.
Woo.
Woo.
Okay. Alright. I'm going this way. I'm going this way. Good. Looks like I'm playing PUBG
again.
I bet this is word of the crow thing I do
One of the Vaunted Crayons.
Took you long enough.
Where is White Claw?
White Crayon.
Ah, you mean The Offering.
The Offering?
On her way to the altar as we serve.
Uh-oh.
Oh shit.
I've long wondered why mother ever cared for the likes of you.
Yes, buddy!
Let's go!
I'm gonna fight this guy, let's go.
Wait, what?
No, I thought I was gonna get a boss fight.
I would rather bother with such a thing.
Where's his bitch ass?
Where's his bitch ass?
Where's he at?
Where's the ally?
Kill him right now.
We gotta find the bitch.
Chase him.
We must find her before it's too late.
We gotta find a bitch.
Chase after the Fedard man.
Fuck!
Are you shitting me?
What was that?
Let's go.
We're just gonna go over there we're gonna go over there zombie deal we just go over there
Caesar
Oh, we got this one. There it is. Look at that big jump
Yeah
Stupid horse leases their exact location. I don't care what things taking long time
I just don't want them to I don't want to have to play a guessing game with no
What's this yo, what's this?
A bloodstone?
Wait, so is that one of them or not?
Why would it name- why would it name them there?
I don't even know if that's it or not.
Okay, there.
Oh my god.
Okay, so, but how the fuck do I get that one then?
Stab?
It says mine.
Damn!
Damn! So I had to bust that thing right out of there.
That's kind of crazy. I didn't even know you could do that.
Can I aim? I don't think it lets me aim as much as I would want to the game's just like basically
Like so if you rebind your key for
This is really kind of impressive
So if you re-bind your key, so do I have to grab this?
It doesn't work, basically.
Okay, so I should be able to line right here, right?
Okay, so that one didn't work.
How about now?
God, holy shit.
Okay.
Oh my God.
Okay, so we did that.
All right, let's get back up here.
Jesus.
All right, so I need to go, I guess, this way.
We're yet.
There we are.
I've never seen that one before.
I wanted to mine that and see what would happen.
I'm like, I gotta go around the mine, everything.
That way I can get more resources for my upgrades.
I'm just gonna go all in on those upgrades, I think.
the ones that I already have
keep an eye out for bears
I haven't seen a single bear
I cleared this area out yesterday so there shouldn't be anything here
Okay, let's go this way
Those are not bears those are just cock suckers. We're not gonna worry about them
I remember this one I remember this one
I'mma fuck this ball up!
OOOH!
Get outta here, Mr. Ball!
Fuck you.
Can I eat this ball?
No.
Oh, what's this what's this?
Plate gloves of the cursed soul.
Defense 3.
That's big dick.
Oh my god.
That's crazy.
It's not even upgraded. No, it's a plus two.
No, it is a plus two so like
Then upgrade I think no no, I'm not gonna do that
I'm gonna extract that gem out of it and I'm gonna put it in my my gear now
So like what makes the most sense in my opinion is that I just put I upgrade my gear all the time
because that one was at two lines at three it's almost zero no it's not you
fucking idiot it literally says two right there there's Roman numerals
the deluxe gear is OP well I don't know if it's OP or not but like I just like
the way it looks and so like I don't even know if there's a big difference
between your gear, honestly. Damn, this is a whole new-ass area. This is all new. I haven't
been here before at all. Does the game click with you now? No. The game has a lot of very
fundamental problems that I think are very unlikely that will be fixed in a
in a consistent way
like that that's my opinion like I can enjoy the game and I think that making
content out of the game being silly is like fine like I'm okay with that and
like that and that does look good I mean like the world looks amazing looks
incredible but like I don't think that like for example like I'm trying to look
like one thing like that the inventory is like how are they gonna fix the
inventory like you'd have to have like a huge overall patch for that I feel like
you would maybe I'm wrong but like that's what it seems like to me
who's this?
what are you doing?
wait, wait, wait
I had a wrong gear on
what are you doing, babe?
what are you doing?
what?
Damn bitch.
God, damn.
Holy shit.
Another shield.
Oh, there it is.
One.
What?
What?
What's your play?
I'm gonna stay!
You regret it!
God!
He's gonna get a lot of health!
Face me!
No! No! No! No! No! Get off!
Yeah, get the fuck out of here! It's what you get!
Jesus Christ, it's fucking targeting, man!
Keep targeting both of them at the same time!
Or, stop it back and forth!
Jesus Christ, that was annoying.
Killian plate armor.
What the hell is that?
Nothing.
Wow, that was brutal.
Holy fuck, that took forever.
Do you like the combat?
I think it's pretty repetitive, honestly.
I think there's not enough advantages to using different types of combat.
What's this? This could be the boss.
Ooh, what's this?
Is this one of the little things?
No.
I thought.
I thought
Damn everybody's dead. Oh, this guy's serious
Oh
Shit
Oh
Then expect him to go this far is that guy
Cruise
Another cock something
What's with my necklace?
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
That was a good one.
That way I get my health back.
Because I was already half anyway, didn't even matter.
Alright, let's do it.
That was almost good.
It's like, one thing is like the
like region in this game I think is fuck I think that like out of hell out of
combat region should be like instant basically because if it's not instant and
there's no penalty for dying it just encourages people to continue giving
themselves killed
You think misprosthetic destruction is worthy of mother's faith?
You think misprosthetic destruction is worthy of mother's faith?
Oh
It's over you don't be feeling overpowered yet
He said not yet
Where's he going?
He's going to go inside that one too in the area, right?
Ooh.
Ooh, uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Okay.
Where's he at?
yeah the power of sword compels you what do I do I guess I have to go and like
inspect some shit I guess acquire information what the fuck does that mean
Wait, so this is the thing here.
Oh, they're a bunk bed!
What was that?
Demensius cars.
Okay.
Circus invitation.
I'm already there.
Okay.
Did I take a piss or something?
Snapshot? I did.
All right, I'm back.
Okay, so what I gotta do, I turn these in.
What's this?
into Circus. Okay. That looks like a dragon. What about this? It's another one? Wait, these
are all, they're all invitations to Circus. Okay, damn. Okay, so, oh, whoa, I talked to
this guy. Yo what up bitch? Yo, we're trying to show your dick full. It says there's an
item in here. Okay here it is, here it is. Hello? It's Domino's. Damn bitch! Come yourself.
I'm looking for a man clad in black feathers.
I mean, I was pursuing him. I lost the trail at the old time.
Oh, almighty son.
You know something about this.
Even after all that bloodshed, those fiends forced open Heaven's Gate.
Oh, no.
Heaven's Gate? Oh, no.
It's the sanctuary we have stood watch over, the generations of us.
Oh, shit.
Not simply because it was sacred.
There's more to it.
Damn.
Abyssin?
It is said that the gate leads to a world beyond our own.
Could be the abyssin.
But now those wicked souls have passed through.
So the best was the short down he sought.
Damn.
They were evil and crooked.
I don't even know who he is.
They sought the secret to open Heaven's gate.
Men slaughtered the faithful who held their tongues. That's what befell all those people
Nostra murdered
Lucky few were taken away. It was hell itself
They said it was all
My
In the cellar lies a relic that can open heavens gate
Oooooh!
Okay, let's go.
Give me that sword.
So, oh, she gave me the- oh, she gave me the crypt key. Okay, let's go.
Let's do it!
Oh, it's gotta be over that way.
Yeah!
Eewww!
I missed something.
was it way it says there's a thing though oh damn it's broken okay let's go
so the church cellar is it inside I feel like it's probably not right put me
Yeah, there it is there it is bone bitch. I'm in oh
Wait this kind of place kind of sucks
Damn
What's this strong box?
I'll do that
Okay, so, open.
Bop.
Dagger of radiance.
Activate the pillar of radiance.
It's a gutter.
Okay.
Puzzle.
I don't think I have a problem doing puzzles.
The biggest struggle in this game with puzzles is figuring out how to interact with the puzzle.
Once you understand what you're supposed to do, I think it becomes easy, but it's understanding
like how to even interact with the thing to begin with.
Find a way to pursue the crow.
Okay, well, probably there's got to be something like this, right?
Okay, so does this work?
That doesn't work.
So this doesn't work either.
Is it an object?
It's not an object.
Is it a weapon?
A grove storm?
Okay, that's not it.
Find a way to pursue the crow.
What do I do?
The dagger is required.
This is me.
I feel like that's kind of important, right?
I mean, logically what would make sense is that I would have to click on this, right?
I would have to put the dagger inside of this.
the hat
Wait, I can do wheel?
Oh my god
Can I still walk?
Wait, what? What?
Wait, why haven't I been...
Okay. Um...
So, alright, so how do I do this? How do I do it, Gus? How do I do it?
How do I do it? Does it make sense?
Because it says the dagger is here, but I can't use the dagger, and I don't know how to interact with this control.
I do. I just look it up. Okay. A secret at the church.
I'm not going to waste any time on this.
of
of
the
of
the
Why is it even necessary? It's the people that made this game of its heart.
Select
I
You couldn't change the inner ones, bros, you're trolling us now that it's not responsive.
It doesn't make sense.
So now what?
Oh, oh, what's this?
Oh, shit.
Oh shit
Go to the spine of soaring. Okay, let's go
The big-ass fan in a medieval game, yeah, exactly
Let's go this way, we're gonna go find it.
Is it a shampoo or a puzzle? If you can't solve puzzles you're gonna be allowed to drive.
I don't really, as I said, I don't really enjoy having to solve puzzles.
I find them to just be tedious.
Like to me, I just want to get to where I want to be.
Rather than try to have something waste my time.
like I think I would be more tolerant for puzzles in this game if they were
explained better but who's this oh it's those rich fuck yeah fuck yeah
Why? Why? Are they mad at me? Why are they mad? It's gonna run away. Some people don't
explain it's life. Yeah, it's just a bad puzzle. Like I have no problem with things
that you have to explain but like in my opinion I think that there should be like a guided
intuition that like people have in order to solve problems in games and if
games don't have that guy's intuition it's probably because they're bad
this should be it some yellow paint well yellow every game has yellow paint every
game does. It's just that it's not obvious in certain games.
What is going on? Just let me go up there.
Oh no they broke the door!
What?
Why is my character not face directly forward?
Face directly forward.
Why the fuck does he keep attacking to the side?
Okay that doesn't work.
Alright.
see it's like that's things that are like they should be intuitive but they're
they don't it doesn't like that that's kind of like that that's what I was
talking about about the game being counterintuitive like logically if you
have a tool that allows you to break things that are that are already half
broken then you would assume that you could use it on something like a half
broken door and that's what I was saying before about how the game there's like
that intuition do I really have to do this like if I have to do this I do it
maybe it's this grab it yeah maybe you're right
No.
Alright.
Here we go.
How do I...
I have to get to there?
Okay.
This is a long way.
This is a long way up, bro, like...
I can go in through there.
Okay.
I have no idea if I was supposed to do that.
Did that punch me?
No?
Okay.
Nice, it pushes me up.
what is this dude?
Oh
Oh
I
Fucking I
Okay.
So now I go all the way down.
What do I do with this?
I'll pull that bitch right out.
Get out bitch!
Okay, so what do I do with this?
Um, I'm gonna just put it right here.
And then I'm gonna pull this one out too.
Come on, bitch!
Get him out of here!
Okay, what's this what's this wait nothing
Oh, maybe it's in through here, you know?
i think i made a mistake
give me up this bitch
Okay, so now do I go up wait, but then why did why did it not do the thing
Is that messing up right?
supposed to be there, right?
Put it in the other square?
No, I saw how it works.
I bent the pins?
I did.
Okay.
All right.
I'm going to try something that's stupid.
Well, I thought maybe if I push it from a farther distance.
But then how am I supposed to get this to work?
Can I undo that?
All I have to do?
Just put it on the other side.
Big surprise, it didn't work.
No way.
You have to punch it back in.
Yeah.
Okay.
I have to jump up and do that.
It's not connected.
This is where I started.
But where does this need to go?
But...
Oh I get it, I get it, mhm.
of
one of the
Oh
What what
Okay, why is it not just do it man just do it just do it just do it just do it oh
okay well this one was in the game before I know what to do with this
What?
Oh, shit.
What do I do now?
Oh, I have to change this again.
win
OK, so I have to go up to here and then glide down to it.
All right, let's go back up again
So I do
Okay, it's just pulling push
But I can't it doesn't let me pull and push
But what the fuck?
And now it's working.
Okay, this is easy to understand.
Alright, let's go!
All right, we made it nice
Nice.
So...
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Hang on.
I'm moving, I just realized I'm moving.
Who the hell am I trying to go?
jump? nooo
okay
I don't know if I'm...
it looks like it's getting closer, right?
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit, yeah.
Oh fuck.
We're going in the other hall.
Oh shit!
Okay.
It's going to get impressive skybridge.
I think this is...
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Oh, damn.
Let's go.
God damn.
God damn.
Okay, so what do I do here?
No.
No.
have to go up there, I'm not even sure.
I just have no I like the frustrating thing about this game is that there's no
sort of like what am I supposed to do right now am I supposed to just climb
up there am I supposed to solve a puzzle and like just randomly try like
interactions until something can happen like I don't know like what am I
supposed to do because look I don't see my present to do here right it's a
sandbox what is it what do you think that means
stand on the button and face the wheel.
Which wheel?
What button?
I guess I'm gonna try and just go the X on the minimap. Yeah, that's my best guess.
I mean, I don't know what else I can do besides that.
of
of
Oh, what the fuck is that?
What the fuck is that?
What's this?
Okay, that's not it
Shit
Okay, that looks like something I can punch
Now I'm enough spirit
of
of
I don't know if I'm doing it right or not
Right?
Okay, well luckily I've already made it there anyway, so it doesn't matter.
Okay, activate the Skybridge.
Start the device to activate the Skybridge.
of
the
Oh, I'm just gonna look it up on YouTube and figure it out
All right
Okay, let's see here. Let me actually just go back down
Cuz I already already have it there
That's what we have fuck this is like the thing is that I'm gonna be honest like I uh I
Don't find solving puzzles in this game like rewarding at all
I find it to just be like really frustrating and confusing
It's just it's just not fun like
Like there's like four or five different like interact
interact like animations that you have to do and it doesn't logically make sense
which one to use in a lot of cases
like so it's pretty clear like it's obvious what you have to do right is
that you probably have to redirect this ball to this side like logically that's
I can't push or pull this at all and there's no way that I'm given to move this object.
So like, the concern and the complaint that I have for the game is that the middle part
of the ball?
Okay, sure.
I can try that.
Why not?
Okay.
So I just move this over here.
Okay, simple.
Perfect.
like bro like no I mean I honestly I've watched people play this game and it's
retarded it's retarded like there's no indicator like so the way that a good
video game needs to be made is that there are things that the player will
intuitively know like so let me just give you an example with this one it
It could have been you had to get on the side of it and push it.
It could have been that you had to punch it with your fist.
It could have been that you had to...
And now I understand it, right?
But basically, you see kind of what my point is, where the challenge in the game is not
even really about the game itself.
It's just about figuring out how to interact with the mechanic.
It's not about like, okay, how can I figure out how to solve this problem?
It's like there are seven or eight different interactable functions that the game has.
How can I figure out which function should I use in order to make this puzzle work?
And I think that that's not fun to me to do.
That's what a puzzle is, yes.
Well, like, and I'll give you another example.
Like, um, like whenever you, you, you come up to the, the, the big tower, why is it
that you're not able to punch or destroy the door?
Why are you not able to do that?
Because the entire, like that's what the tool is there for.
So and that's the type of stuff where, like you have all these different tools, but the
tools don't have any logical consistency as to when they can be used.
So for example, you have a tool that can destroy objects, but whenever you need to
get through a destroyed object that's partial or destroyed, you can't do that.
Like a puzzling experience? Well, it's not a puzzle, it's not a...
The thing is that as I'm going through
a basically list of things that I should do,
it doesn't make sense. There's no, there's no, like, there's no internal game
consistency.
That's basically the problem that I have with the game.
It's moon logic, maybe, yeah.
Interactables show they can be interacted with whenever they shake.
Well, there has to be, for example, like there has to be an internal game logic
that the game follows for the player to be able to intuit how to solve the problem.
But the issue is that that's very rarely the case in this game.
And I think that what happened is that there were like three or four different groups of people that made this game.
this game. And in the process of having the three or four
different groups of people that made the game, each different
group designed a different part of the game in order to, and
that's the reason why it's confusing. Let's go as you know,
I, and I'll be I've watched other people play the game. And
other people have the same problems that I do. They do.
You're supposed to use the sword light to show that kind
messed up but you don't do it. Well, that's never indicated.
I think Redders think they're smart for solving a puzzle in a
video game. Yeah, it's designed badly. And any any game
designer or game developer will tell you that. Like anybody
would tell you that, for example, giving a player a tool
to like, and there's never a point where like, for example,
like the one that we just did,
there was never a point in the game
where you were supposed to climb over something.
Like generally you're given four or five,
like don't you find it to be confusing, right?
Where you're given four or five different tools
to manipulate and control matter,
but you can't do it in some circumstances.
But that's not really ever explained.
So it's like when that doesn't happen, it's confusing.
figure out yourself
well the thing is that and that's the thing is that figuring something out
yourself
i think that there's like
supposed to be a sense of reward for that
like now i'm feeling good that i like okay i've
i figured this out because i'm smart
the reason why i don't really get that out of this game
is that the puzzles and the internal game logic never builds on itself
that's the issue is that
there's never a point where the internal game logic kind of
creates a conclusion
that you're able to into it into solving the next problem
so i i genuinely think that these puzzles are
just horrible i think that the way the game communicates how to solve
problems is terrible
i've never played a game that's this badly designed in that way
it's
crash it's total trash
you don't get that zelda light bulb moment no you don't there's not ever a
point where it's like all okay that's what i have to do
tanger ales way better i've never played a game that's this bad
like literally every single other game i've played is better than this
that tuner kpul am i mostly playing it i don't get it well i don't know about that i think that
there's plenty of people that are uh going to do that in general but um yeah it's just a it's just
it's very very badly designed it's asian level puzzle bro no it's not um i play tons of asian
games like i played where winds made i've played like uh every gotcha game is an asian game like
the idea that like oh it's asian puzzle solving is ridiculous i mean that's not true at all
Like there's a million of these like stellar blade doesn't have this like what do you mean?
Yeah, it's I think people are making excuses for bad design
It's only a skill issue. It's not a skill issue. It's the only skill issue is the developers
Like uh, it this this is the thing right and so that that's the problem is that
Bad generalization. Yeah, it is it's just it's ridiculous
Like I've played video games for like 30 years. I mean the thing is that the puzzle is not the
challenge. Interacting with the puzzle is the challenge. I think that's garbage. As soon as
you understand which of like 10 different inputs you have to do, you can instantly solve the
problem. It's garbage.
Think of the blade flashing as assassin's great eagle vision. No, I
yeah, but I just didn't know that I mean it was never indicated.
It's a while in 10 years of yellow paint. Well, and this is the
thing right is like people that the people that that use the
argument that, well, yellow paint should exist. I don't think that you really
understand what yellow paint means. Yellow paint just means that there is a,
it's a lazy form of signposting. Signposting is something that every video
game has. I'll give you an example, like people use Dark Souls. In Blight Town,
Every single torch has a ladder next to it.
So that's called signposting.
So there's an indication, like once you understand the internal game logic,
you can intuit the rest of how to play the game.
This game doesn't have that because it has contradictory game logic.
You know if it won't solve this problem the issue is where to interact it's how to interact it's both
The going yellow orb and the the shooting a laser is not the signposting well no it's really not because
There's no indication that that's what's supposed to happen like for example
Like if you had to move this like there's never a reason for you to look at this and say oh, okay
That's the way it's supposed to be or to think for any reason that this is something that needs to be moved
And especially whenever something like this is there where it's asymmetrical
It's just confusing like why would why would something like here be there, but there's not one over there for example
So like that's gonna mislead the player to
So like that's what I'm saying and there's like there's like hundreds and dozens of these examples, right?
and I think that the most like on the on its face example of it being bad is
Is walking up to the thing having four tools to destroy an object, but you can't break the door
Well, it's so obvious it's not I've watched people play the game. It's definitely not obvious
Let me see if you can even do it on this one. Let me see if you can
Like there's never been a function like that in the game before.
So like how would a player be able to intuit to solve that problem in that way?
Whenever that's never been a function in the game before in any way.
anything adjunct was right? For the wrong reasons. Yeah, for the wrong reasons for sure. People
underestimate the skill it takes to make an intuitive game design. Easy to learn, hard
to play. Yeah, exactly.
Unless people get stuck in their most retired puzzles of all time. Here's one thing that
I've learned, right, is that it's always easy to hear people that are able to, like, talk
about, you know, how smart they are, how easy it is for them to figure it out.
One thing that I've learned is that most of the people that are talking about that are
just totally retarded.
They're completely retarded.
And if you get the chance to watch them play video games, they will be just as confused
as you will, but they might be confused at a different spot.
You want them to add new mechanics to the game?
That's not what I said.
I'm just going to permit a lot of the people
that intentionally misunderstand.
Yeah, it's just it doesn't matter if on.
Yeah.
Unconsistency for the power lines.
Yeah, exactly.
There's a lot of examples of that.
Like portal.
Yeah, exactly.
What am I thinking?
No, I've raided in WoW for a long time.
And I can guarantee you that's the way it is.
Why would puzzles be constant for the main quest?
It's redundant.
Because there has to be an internal logic and consistency that you can use to intuit
the puzzle to do something else.
That's the reason why.
What?
I mean, I just, like, I think that in general, I even game design makes no sense.
Yeah, it's just, it's retarded.
What's the blindness?
The game's fun, it's just that I don't find puzzles fun.
That's really about it. I don't find puzzles fun at all.
And I think that a lot of people, like, the big problem that video game players have is that they view overcoming bad design as being smart.
Whenever they should look at it as like, this is bad design and so you should try to make it easier to understand.
This one's not any useful tips, yeah exactly.
There's no iteration, no improvement.
It's just randomly testing different interactions, yeah exactly.
Will their webstools are better?
I mean I would say any game has better puzzles.
What do you think is the best part of the game?
I think probably the environment in the world building is pretty good.
That's really it.
I feel like it's a fight shit. It's just a warning. Yeah, and that's another thing too is that
like
It's like but experience of playing very hard puzzle games. There's zero helpless or everything to figure out by yourself
Well, I don't think that that's a good thing because there's also other things that are very easy to understand too
Like it. It's just it should be a tiered system of tools. I'm not sure it's clear how it works that way. No, it's not
But yeah, I've genuinely had literally no fun solving any of the puzzles or playing the game.
I think that the game like that's why like from now on as the moment that I hit one of these
I'm just gonna immediately look it up. Like I have no intention and no desire to like ever
even try to figure out anything in this game again because it's unintuitive it's annoying.
So, what makes the puzzle fun for you?
I think that puzzles are fun whenever it gives you like an aha moment, that you, by understanding
something, are able to figure out and then do.
i think that's generally like that that's that's what i would say is like
that's the fun part to me
about the bosses and enemies
i'm gonna be honest like i said this before
i genuinely don't really think this is that great of a game
i don't think it's that great of a game
Like, the more that I've played it, the less I've enjoyed it.
Like, basically, there are...
It's over-hyped?
Well, I think it was just...
It's badly designed.
That's really about it.
What's your updated rating?
I'll finish it probably, and then I'll decide.
Like, for example, I don't want to play an action game, and then the majority of it, like,
I feel like doing the main story quest, you're just talking to NPCs and solving convoluted
puzzles.
It's not even hardly any action.
You're just walking, and there's no guiding narrative either.
So it's not like you don't even really know what you're doing, it's just like you're basically
just wasting your time, like going from one objective to another and then something else
happens.
So I think there's definitely that, I think the combat sucks.
I think that there's, the combat is deceptive where it seems like there's a lot that you
can do, but the problem is that aside from a handful of bosses, you're basically using
the same combos doing the same things.
And the combo attacks don't really provide you with like a large enough combat advantage
for you to have an incentive to learn them.
So I think that the majority of players are going to just get through this game
doing maybe one combo attack, but then just consistently hitting the same button over and over.
You say a game's too hard for you? Well, the game's actually very easy. That's the problem is that
the difficulty in the game is misdirected. So the different... like the bosses aren't hard
because you can just bring infinite food, right?
Like, um, the other random objectives aren't hard, I mean, just for obvious reasons.
So the AI is awful, yes.
It doesn't feel like in a mode, trying to make up a line.
Yeah, I know that's why people say it.
Yeah, it is.
It's relative to stop complaining and playing.
Well, I'm not complaining. I'm giving feedback, right?
And again, I think that what I'm saying is accurate.
So let me just go through it, right?
So the story is retarded. It's garbage.
I think that the character design and, like, the character building is garbage.
I think that the combat is garbage.
I
Think the UI is garbage. I think the controls are garbage. I
Just feel like I feel like the the whole thing kind of sucks
I'm honest like it's
It's really bad
Like even even like little things right like for example
For example, like there are all kinds of like it's like you can't double click on something to equip it you can't right click on something like why are you not able to do that then you can group things but then if you group things what does that really mean it's confusing like there's just a lot of things about the game that
are just simply confusing and then your inventory here is like okay so this is is that even the
full amount of inventory you have 96 out of 107 this isn't even 11 slots so like loading a save
yeah like loading a save is complicated right I mean like everything is complicated in the game
like basically I would say that the majority of the content is doing three things to do one thing
And I think that that's probably the best way that I can describe the game.
Oh, sorry, it is 11. Yeah, sorry. I wasn't thinking. No, it is 11. I'm like, I'm crazy. But anyway, um,
Plany Rewarder. Yeah, how's loading a save complicated? Well, because you go through like multiple logins.
Like, or multiple loading screens. It's cumbersome. Yeah, it's cumbersome. It's it.
It's a tedious cumbersome game that
Everything takes longer to do for seemingly no reason
And and I'm
I'm curious to see the way that every everything has unnecessary friction. Yeah, there's like there's friction in the game in
The worst ways like there's friction with the inventory
There's friction with like figuring out what a quest is supposed to do
There's friction with figuring out how to interact with an object. There's friction with being able to talk to an NPC.
Like these are the worst forms of friction that a video game can have.
And I think that this game has basically every single one of them.
It's unintuitive, it's confusing, it's repetitive.
I can see why their stock went down by a lot.
Do you think the devs will be able to solve these problems?
I actually don't think so.
Yeah, I don't think so.
Would you say where wins made is better?
It's infinitely better.
I've never, as I said before, like with this game, I've never played a game that's more
unintuitive and confusing and badly designed.
I think this is the most unintuitive and mostly most bad design game I've ever played in
my life.
And that's like scrolling down like every single one of these games is easier to understand
single one. It's like genuinely awful. Did they do some purpose? I don't think they did.
A lot of the bad design is baked into the game too much to be saved. Yeah, it is. I don't
know if they'd be able to do it. I think it would take like a 2.0 level thing, right?
I mean, like that's it.
Do you think IGN viewers wipe read?
I mean, in my opinion, it's, I mean, IGN review
is mainly complaining about like their review copy.
So Dragon's Dogma 2 is better.
I do think that Dragon's Dogma 2
is a better game than this.
I think that after playing this game, like more time,
I think that there's a chance that
It actually is even worse than a six by the time do I finish?
That's really where I'm at like there's a chance that it could be even worse than the six
It's a genuinely bad game and it's bad in the worst kind of ways
But I'll finish it my first before I say that
It's frustrating and not intuitive and unfun.
So, yeah, I mean, like, it's as bad as Wu Long.
Well, that was just a game that really died combat.
Do you agree that even simple things like riding a horse feel like shit?
Well, they do.
Like, I mean, riding a horse is a great example.
Like, for example, like the jump button.
Like, and this is another thing is that the buttons are unresponsive.
Like, there are a lot of times wherever I will click a button,
and then the action that that click is supposed to do doesn't occur.
I think he hurts from spamming shift. Yeah. And like, that's another thing is like,
just spamming shift over and over and over to make the horse run.
like I don't think why would anybody want to do that it's fucking annoying right it's it's an
annoying type of gameplay that just makes it less like less fun to do it's dumb yeah yeah exactly
red dead doesn't that's fine but like there's a reason why red dead maybe did it but like 50
other games didn't do it like what you want to go with the one game that did do this thing or
the other 50 that didn't like I haven't played red dead and also like just because red dead did
something doesn't mean that's good I'm sure there's there are flaws with with red dead as well
I got mods that fix the issues with 8% of the game bro that mods already I don't think so like
maybe they do gosh I have a little game right now because this puzzle is a final straw no I think
that I thought about it a lot myself, like I thought about it quite a bit. And like, I mean,
definitely this puzzle is very annoying, but like I was kind of, I think that what really kind of
annoyed me was the, what are you calling, not being able to break the door.
I think that to me was like, after I realized that it couldn't happen, that you couldn't
didn't break the door. Then I realized that the game is garbage. I think that's probably
the best way that I could describe it. A door? Yeah, yeah, I think that's a good way to look
at it. It is. That's such a stupid reason. Well, it's not that specifically. It's a
non-issue. No, you don't understand it. It's like kind of the straw that broke the
camel's back. It's like, for example, how are you supposed to know? Let me give you
another go. I'll give one more example than I want to go eat food. I'm done.
Is that like putting the dagger inside of the keyhole in order to turn it to open
up the cemetery area. You can't use the dagger. You can't equip the dagger. But the way that
you have to do it is you have to use the lantern. And then by looking at it with the lantern,
there's a separate action that you have to click with, but using that it's retarded.
would you design a game like that? It's stupid. Like, why would anybody intuit or be able to predict
that I have to shine a lantern at a hole so I can, it can tell me to put a dagger in it? It's just
retarded. And like, that's the kind of stuff that, like, basically what this game would really
benefit from would be a universal interact button. Like, if there was just a universal
interact button. It's deliberately hard. Well, like that's not like the thing is
that like that's like saying the game's hard when your screen randomly goes
black every 10 seconds for 30 seconds. Would that make the game harder to do?
Yeah, it would. It would make the game a lot harder, but it would also make it
less fun. So the idea that something is like that you should never look at
anything and say that well because it makes the game harder it makes it good.
There are a lot of difficulty that's bad, and there's difficulty that's good.
So it's not deliberate.
And that's another thing too, is that the game is not deliberately designed this way.
It's designed this way because of their lack of ability to design it in a better way.
That's another reason.
So just because people can figure out the solution to something like this
this doesn't necessarily mean that the problem is solved.
It's artificial visibility. Yeah, I mean, like, they didn't
design, like, do you really think that the developers for
Crimson Desert, like the like the people there, like thought,
this is a great idea, let's make it to where like, you have
to look at the lantern for this. No, of course not. Like the
odds are like, if the leaks are to be true, there is a
culture of toxic positivity that enabled this. And I think
that's kind of what happened.
Can we get a misplay through some time?
I don't even know what that game is, I've never played that game before.
But yeah, the game, it's, as I said, I think that really, like having to use the, I would
say actually the more that I think about it, it's really having to use the lantern.
Like the door was like, that was like, oh my God, I can't believe it.
But then the Lantern 2 was just like, holy shit.
Holy shit.
Why people are defending the game?
The reason why people will always defend games like this, here's the reason why.
Because they have been able to figure out how to beat the game or how to, you know,
get around the system in the game.
And so as soon as they are able to overcome that system, then they think that they're
smart because like, okay, well, now I can overcome it. That means it's good. And this
is the big problem that like gamers have is that instead of asking for games to be better
designed, you have people that can effectively overcome that bad design that gaslight themselves
into thinking that it's good design. That's the problem. That's the exact issue.
I think it's a smart because just move them through the puzzle out waste of time on YouTube
that they knew along maybe so yeah that's generally like and that's I think that's the big problem
that like gamers have in general right is that I can just teleport back up here so it doesn't
really matter is that they will overcome bad design and then convince themselves that's
just because they're smart or land?
oh there it is, okay
um, oh it's down here, okay
if you can't accomplish these drills, is that worth your success?
yeah, there's a lot to do
First try of controller, the menu was just rined with the controller system.
No, it wasn't.
Co-carnage brought up the example of having to use both buttons at the same time.
The controller is probably...
There are probably different problems with the controller.
So the problems with the controller are probably not the same as the problems with the
keyboard and mouse, but there are probably different problems that are also bad.
That's what I would assume.
But yeah, I think that the best thing that they could do, like so my best advice for them
is to think about every interaction that the game has and figure out a way to either have
a universal indicator that that's the interaction that you're supposed to use or and or have
a universal interact button.
So like whenever you walk up to something and it's not working, there should be an universal
okay now I need to maybe use this or do that and I think honestly you should just be
able to walk up to something and click it.
Like having to activate something to activate something is just really just stupid.
It doesn't add anything at all.
So I think a universal interact button would probably improve like 30% of the functionality
problems in the game.
I think that would probably be the main thing.
That's the lantern, but it's not.
lantern doesn't work that way. Maybe you don't know how the lantern works, but that's not
true. Also having to hold for every interaction? Yeah, exactly. Everything doesn't need to
be three layers deep. Yeah, it's just confusing and it's annoying. Like being able to figure
out being able to figure out what to do on like a basic thing like how do I click this
button that should not be a difficulty vector in a video game it's just stupid especially
when everything is the same way or is a different way so yeah either way a lot of a lot of game
developers will probably listen to this and look at it and agree with me I'm sure there
There will be some retards that disagree, but I think that this will definitely be a cautionary
tale of how design like this can turn off a lot of players.
And it can make people, you see the, no, I haven't seen the UK thing.
Like how many times do you type that?
Like Jesus Christ.
Just simply controlling your character shouldn't be a puzzle.
Yeah.
The thing is that the complexities in the game are not complexities because they were intended to.
They were complexities through a lack of design.
But anyway...
Yeah, uh, genuinely, probably...
As I said, I think this is...
The more I played it, I think this is a genuinely bad game.
but I think that some things can be fixed some things can't be fixed they can
redeem enough of the game to where it will be playable for like an average
person but yeah anyway I'll be back on tomorrow maybe we'll play more of this
maybe we'll do something else I don't know yet we'll figure it out so until
next time gentlemen
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