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xbox series have to get a refund. Nobody optimizes for xbox. Somebody cares about xbox. You know
the main people that don't care about xboxes? Microsoft. Because if they did, they'd make
years of war and hey, little good. But unfortunately, that just hasn't happened. And, uh, absolutely
bro. Yeah, I try to be up kind of early, right? At least early enough. And so, uh,
you play, uh, Five Nights at John Wayne Gacy's game. I don't even know who the hell
that is. I recognize the name. I remember who it is, though. And, uh, Clav went to
prison I saw that so marathon yeah how is marathon doing actually I'm kind of
curious about that marathon whatever's happened with marathon and where is it
how are they doing let's see it's not okay here it is oh wow oh wow wow wow so
if you wow wow wow guys wow that's it oh boy and that's bad that's really bad
and worse than I thought I guess so I mean like 40,000 I mean it's not it's not
awful right I mean but damn it's going down like I don't see how they can
support and make a living with a game like that like with that few players
Especially whenever it's um, I think marathons buy to play right so like you're gonna assume that that's gonna go down
Like it's gonna be harder to get like new people to buy a game like that
I don't know man. I think that they might just be cooked, but I guess we'll have to wait and see and
Drop to less than half with them just three weeks. Yeah
I mean you compare that with arc Raiders right and like that's the other that's the other game to compare it with
Where is it arc Raiders? There it is. So I mean like this game has I mean it took a long time for this time
for this game to fall off, right?
Like, look at all that.
Like, it was going on for like literally months.
And even now, Arc Raiders is doing better than Marathon is.
So, I don't know if they're gonna be able to improve it, right?
Check Slay the Spire too?
Well, that's a really good game.
I actually played that game a little bit off-stream.
And, uh, oh my God.
Oh my God, oh my God!
Yeah, that's insane!
Holy shit!
I gotta play this again!
Yeah, it was really fun. I liked it a lot.
And Fortnite's starting to fall off?
Yeah, I heard about that.
Because they had to do layoffs, et cetera.
When are you going to do ban appeals?
So I am actually going to do ban appeals kind of soon.
I was thinking about that whenever
I was sitting over at the house, getting that housework done.
I was like, OK, well, when am I going to do ban appeals?
Right?
Because there's been a lot of people
that have gotten banned for whatever reason.
I feel like maybe not tomorrow, but maybe this coming week.
I don't really think there's a lot going on.
So why not?
and uh... there hasn't really been anything else happening i mean the
iran war is just kind of happening right i mean like
every day there's a new leadership person in iran that gets blown up and
other than that something new way what the fuck
and uh... i didn't even see that that went away i don't know where that was
but anyway uh... can i get a defense to hurt me can i
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I'm going to go ahead and get it done.
Capture an alligator?
Well, then how are there so many people in Florida with alligators?
Like, I don't know about this, right?
Maybe you have a special license, I have no idea.
And so, what if you're attacked?
I mean obviously that's different
Methodic on a windboat shooting guns at animals in Florida damn Florida man strikes again
And please make an example out of them at solar schools seeking validation
This is fucking disgusting killing animals just for the thrill
What do you think hunting is?
What are you like?
What like yeah, that's what they do like yeah, that's the whole point
They go out there and they kill animals like dog and hunting is a thing
I guess so it's not hunting a lot of people hunt just to get I hate to tell you guys this they hunt just because they like killing them
They do they do they like and I'm not talking about hunting for food
I'm talking about hunting because I want to pop that I want to pop that bitch off right like that's it
This isn't hunting. Yeah, exactly. It's fun
And so anyway you need a permit for that you do and he didn't have one so he got banned on kick
That's actually pretty surprising. Now, I don't know really, I mean, like, if you do something like that?
Arrestedly, and this is the reason why you got arrested apparently.
We're arresting you because you got women to fight.
What?
Looks maxi's chemical vicar is jail maxing, dude. It's on TMZ.
is jail maxing in Florida because law enforcement says he instigated a fight
between two women on his stream. Okay so as a with a what is this here on with a
warrant out of the county got hit with a misdemeanor battery charge and now we've
got new details on his arrest. So wait a minute so there's another one of these
I haven't seen this. This is on kick champ. Okay well where is it here? I
think I could find this and felony charges shooting an alligator. Okay we
saw that where's the where's this one I'm not seeing it okay let's watch it give
me a second I'll pull it up and see this okay so Kovik yours girlfriend violent
just attacked famous tiktok or star on stream for flirting with clav okay what
is this oh it's broken again what a surprise give me a second I'll just
open it up on another frame it's not a big deal okay give me one second and
we'll watch this it's probably gonna be just as stupid as you could imagine
Right at least that's kind of what I expect and yeah, prison's gonna love clav. I guess so and
Okay, here we go. Let's watch it
Gather the whores up man true
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Man, hoes mad.
Uh-oh, uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
So, Clav got in trouble for this?
I don't get it.
So, let me get this straight.
So, the guy that gets arrested is him.
So, he's the one that gets arrested after these two girls.
There's no way this is it.
Dude, if he gets in trouble for this, bro, this is like,
I understand like, you know,
there's like a male and female altercation
and like the guy goes to jail, right?
But two women beat the shit out of each other,
start pulling each other's hair
and now he's the one that gets in trouble.
There's no way.
There's no way this is what happened.
Like I don't believe this.
That's insane.
Neither the sheriff nor Klaiker
who's reported this girlfriend came out of the Airbnb
to talk to a doctor, to deputies, not doctors,
why they say doctors.
And we've worked compiling investigation.
We're also told a warrant was issued
for violent misdemeanor battery.
I mean, again, like I just think that,
I think with a lot of these people,
you just can't, you can't be around them
because they're gonna cause problems, they will.
They cause problems, they're violent, they're crazy.
And I just think that it's a risk.
It's a huge risk being around
and dealing with these people.
So I don't know what the hell they're thinking.
Like if I was clav, I would not have any of these girls
on my stream at all.
Like I know that's like kind of his content,
but if he did it, I would only do it in like public places.
And that way like there's no way that like, you know,
people could reframe something as like you being
the aggressor or something like that.
Because it's just like whenever you're,
I mean, whenever you're around people like this,
they just get you into trouble.
Like you guys probably know this.
Have you ever been around somebody
that this person was like just legitimately a problem person like it
didn't matter what it was what they were doing or anything
it's just that if they were involved with something
it was something that was going wrong
like you guys know anybody like that because i read the deal with somebody
like that i have i've had to deal with a lot of people like this
and the one thing that i've learned is that these people
are like it's like a porcupine the more you try to
you know deal with them or fuck with them dot the worst you're gonna get
and trouble finds them somehow.
Yes, my black friend, this happens to white people too,
okay, it does.
This is not just black people, it's white people too.
And so in general, it's even Mexicans,
it's everybody that's like this.
It's women, it's men, it's everybody.
So my point is that if you're doing this,
you have to stay away from those people.
Those people will ruin their own lives
and they'll ruin your life in the process of it.
The reason why they do this, and here's the problem,
is because they have no self-control.
That's the issue.
They have no way to control their behavior,
control their emotions, or regulate their behavior at all.
So they just act out, and they just do whatever
the first thing that comes to mind
is that they want to do.
They're unhinged, yes.
They're unhinged.
That's basically about it.
So I don't really know how long this ban is going to be.
I could see them banning clav,
but I could also see them not,
because it's like, okay, well, why are you gonna ban this guy?
I mean, he streams every day on the platform
and he also gambles on the platform.
Like I'm not really gonna see it being a karma ban,
but maybe for like a day or two or something.
So it looks like they did something would be a good idea.
So it's the one idiot everybody hates
for some reason the city of thinks everyone has their back
and they always instigate something.
Yeah, I mean, one thing that I've learned is that
people that have problems are problems.
And what I mean by that is that the people
that always have friction with everybody else.
They always have something wrong.
There's always some sort of communication problem.
There's always some sort of issue that they have.
Like the moment that I realize
and I classify a person like that,
I just cut them out of my life completely.
Because again, people that have problems are problems.
And I think that there are certain people in the world
that I don't know if this is karma,
if this is some kind of fucking,
you know uh... you know centering of the universe or anything else
but there are some people that just have bad things happen whenever they're
around
and it's just better to avoid them
you just fucking avoid him and a moment i feel like somebody is like that i get
that person out of my fucking life
all i want them there
so that's the way i see it
look at the new guy the one that's a yeah exactly like that's a good example
you see the ufo's over austin yesterday no like is no ufo's
and uh... this class into the predator instigator do i think he's trying to
make content but i don't think that he's a bad actor if that makes sense right i
mean i don't think it's an evil guy is a horrible person
i just think that he's like
he's just an edgy you know like young guy right i mean i think that there's
that the reality is that a lot of young guys act like cloth that's really
the reason why we still have people who bleeding u.s is losing against this
so my god is this more of the iranian
all no not this again are they really believing this they're out of their
fucking mind
on this whole fire from the islamic republic fell moments after the launch
in how many products according to a video sent from iran international the
footage shows the projectile dropping shortly after takeoff as a pro
government on looker reacts with audible frustration
so this is an islamic republic missile
let's see it
his career is finished
I think it...
Oh, let me watch this.
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh, yeah!
This is not my time with you!
Goodbye, Jews!
Goodbye!
Why have I get to have them?
Ah, oh, shit!
Wait, what?
Where's it going?
No, no, no!
Now you're supposed to go to the Israel...
No!
No, we're supposed to go to Israel!
No, not to the...
Oh, my God!
Guys!
Israel bombed another school! Oh no! How could they do this? This is straight out of Looney Tunes!
Oh my god! What a bunch of idiots! Jesus Christ! And yeah, Space Laser, I guess so.
So team you missle from China. Yeah, China sent them the the bad missiles, right?
And the stick throwing yeah, bro like this stick like look at this here, bro like
This is actually out of looney tunes. Oh my god
Well, hey, they're actually winning the war and Trump is terrified of Iran
It seems that way right SpaceX feels much better now. What do you mean? SpaceX was always really good
Like yeah, they had a few failed launches at the beginning
You know who else did that? NASA. NASA had a bunch of failed launches at the beginning too.
No, I think there it is and you can hear the don't speak like normal Persians.
They're jihadi Islamists using Arabic ask expressions. Zero Iranians ever met speak this way a flying heart. Yeah, bro
These are these are um
ICBMs of peace. Okay, you have to understand this is exactly what happened with the school children are killed
Yeah, maybe right and the guy especially the guy. Oh, man
Oh, oh, bro, no, no.
Oil prices at $100 a barrel.
Is that true?
Let me take a look at it.
I didn't see that at all.
Oil prices today.
Let's see, is it going, oh, wow.
What's going up a lot today?
Holy shit.
I wonder why it's gone up so much.
I don't know.
Did something happen?
I feel like if something happened,
it would have jumped up really fast, though.
I'm not sure.
But yeah, it's going to go back up.
And we'll see what happens.
Should check the market?
I mean, I have no idea.
Like I have this strategy and I use this strategy a lot
whenever I'm thinking about investing
is whenever my investments aren't doing well,
I just don't look at them.
I just don't look at them.
That's it.
And so that way I never have to deal
with like the anxiety of, oh my God,
I lost a million dollars this month.
Oh my God, I lost $100,000 in like,
I don't know, a week.
Like you never think about it, because it's not there.
Like it's not there, it's nowhere.
Did something bad happen?
I have no idea.
It'll work itself out, it's fine, it works surprisingly well.
Don't look at it.
There are so many problems, I'm telling you guys.
There are so many problems that if you ignore them
they will actually go away.
An example of that is my teeth.
I ignored my teeth and they went away.
And it sure seems like my hair is on the same path.
so there are other things to the like this is i i have a management
uh... technique that i've used a lot you guys can use this if you want
so the technique that i've used is that when somebody comes to me with a really
big problem
i ignore them
for three days
i ignore their problem for three days
and that d spawns about ninety percent of problems
it is one of the most effective strategies if somebody has an inner
personal issue with another person
ignore it for three days if somebody can't figure out something ignore it
for three days
uh... it literally anything
and uh... that's the way i do for everything right and that's so fucking
true
yes i don't give a fuck maxi will know that the reason why i do it and i
did it for like my guild is that
most people's inner personal problems were spur of the moment
spontaneous emotional reactions
So the moment that you get somebody outside of that very, very small frame of reference,
they can think rationally again, and they can just move past whatever they were angry about.
And so that's the main reason why.
Is that damn, bro, I just look at the, dude, I look at the price of oil and it goes down.
That, that's, is that just, that, is that aura, guys?
Is that aura?
So maybe you still have a girlfriend.
You just forgot her.
I'm pretty sure I don't.
And you're in our tech town for three days and I look, he's banned off the platform.
Well, I don't think he's even banned.
like a just apparently like somebody filed a strike
or something like that against his account.
Oh, it's going back up.
All right, let's go ahead and close it.
Yeah, we're not going to think about that.
What happens on the fourth day?
I'll message them and be like, well, what's wrong, right?
Or like ask them to tell me what's going on.
And then I'll try to solve the problem after that.
And that's the way I see it.
What are your thoughts on the coverage
of cloth getting arrested?
The reporting was very misleading.
Everybody always lies about everything.
And the thing is that this is the big issue
like social media is that there's no accountability for being wrong. I think that at the end of the day
the way that you should handle any sort of stuff like clav getting arrested or anything else,
the way you should handle it is you just simply ignore it. You just ignore it and you don't try
to, I think the big problem with social media is that people draw conclusions from social media
really really fast. So like the moment that somebody has any sort of like a thing happen
everybody always has to have a take on it. They always have to have like an immediate impression,
like what their opinion is, and I think that the best way for you to handle things is to just not
do that. Like, it's okay to have like a first impression, but the moment that you start really
like solidifying that in your mind, and instead of looking at it as like an investigation, you
look at it as a conclusion, I think that what happens is that people are very like people
are very stuck with first impressions, right? There's like a study where it says like,
like you have to make 20 or something like that,
subsequent impressions to like undo a bad first impression
and like some psychology like that, right?
I heard that in school.
I mean, what I'm saying is that first impressions
matter a lot.
Like what the quantitative are is irrelevant.
They matter a lot.
And so when you have something like this fall off,
the example I've been in my head is
there are crisp end-out stuff happen.
People got sad about it, but when the news came,
the whole world did a 180.
Yeah, and I think there's a lot of instances like that
where like somebody is like wronged
but then it turns out that they were actually, you know, in the right all along.
There's many cases.
So the fish and wildlife thing is really bad.
State troopers in charge of wildlife protection don't fuck around.
Yeah, but like, I mean, do you really think that they're going to put clav
in jail because he shot alligators?
Like I'm, I'm sorry guys, but like, how many people do you think in
Florida go around and shoot alligators?
What do you think?
What do you think boys?
Right?
I mean, like, I don't, I don't think they're going to.
I find it to be incredibly unlikely they're going to put them in
I do it's a felony in Florida. Okay. All right. Listen, I don't think he's gonna go to jail
I don't think now he might be held in jail at a certain point in time
But I don't think he's going to be sentenced to any jail time because of this
I just don't think it's gonna happen now
I could be wrong, but you know, that's where I think things are gonna go one thing
I've noticed is that most people usually don't really get in trouble for shit unless they're like a
habitual like regular bad actor
Oh
A delusional Florida lock-up is asked to make Freudian's emotional and the jury will
mauled.
Okay, well I guess we'll find out.
And you know, again, we'll come back to this in six months or so whenever the trial is
concluded and then we'll see who was right.
But you can clip it and then we can wait for that.
And anyway, at least they're going to take his guns.
They might take his guns.
But that's what I think is going to happen.
And at least three months or you're a racial grosene, you.
Yes, definitely.
And let me go back, I'll look at these two, but overall, like, a lot of people might have
to do it, but not very many are public figures, yeah, I know.
But either way, I don't think he's going to go to jail, but maybe he does.
Either way, like, I mean, he shouldn't go out and do this, I mean, he's obviously wrong
for doing it.
Like, I mean, don't get me wrong, like, just because I don't think he's going to
jail, it doesn't mean, I think you should just go around and shoot alligators, it's
retarded.
But at the same time, like, yeah, I don't really see the guy going to jail for
this at all.
Do you think a colloquial was in court?
They talk about Judge Maxing?
He probably would mean about it afterwards.
Yeah, I assume so.
How many times do you think someone has to be charged
until they should be taken away from society permanently?
Well, it depends on the charge, right?
I mean, for rape once, for shoplifting,
maybe three, four, five times, right?
Depending on how much it is.
So I think it really depends on, or like speeding, right?
I mean, speeding and like murder are two different things.
So I think it really depends on what that is.
Would you collab with clav?
Yeah, I would.
I mean, I haven't really, I was going to,
but the problem is that like the main issue
have is that I just like being alone and being left alone and I don't like talking
to anyone or dealing with anybody. So the problem that I have is that whenever I
want to interact with somebody or if somebody wants to interact with me
usually that's like a non-starter, because I don't want to talk to anybody.
I have this thing where it's, like before my scream I don't wanna
talk to anybody because I'm getting ready for my stream.
during my stream I don't wanna talk to anybody because I want to
do my stream and then after my stream I don't wanna talk to anybody
because I'm tired from doing my stream. So there's like this really weird situation where actually
what's a good time for you? Never. Never. That's the answer. Never. I don't want to talk to anybody.
I don't want to deal with them. I don't want to see them. I don't want to deal with shit.
And that's it. And I get that like, you know, other people want me to go and do X or Y thing
or whatever. But you're gonna have to don't hold your breath on that. Okay. Like let me
Let me just say that.
Don't hold your breath on it.
And that's it.
When you read our messages, we're kind of talking, yeah, a little bit, right?
And yeah, is that like a phobia?
A phobia?
I mean, no, it's just like a fatigue.
It's like I just want to be left alone and do my own thing.
Like, I have my own little activities that I do in my own little world in my own life.
And I like to focus on those little activities and do those.
And it might sound like stupid or weird or whatever.
I just don't really want to deal with anybody. That's really it. I think it's only gotten
more extreme over the years. I'm okay with dealing with people sometimes, but in a general
sense, I'm just not really a big fan of it. More than an hour or two, I just can't deal
with it. Aren't we like people to you? Not really. Streaming is very different, but
I do think it's true that streaming is like a huge social outlet. The moment that
I don't have streaming. I think I'd be more willing to do like social things
But if I'm streaming all the time and talking constantly by the time that I'm done
There's like a level of like mental energy that like sorry
There it is okay, it's fixed I might my chair rolled over something
And anyway like it's like a social outlet for me and then the moment that like that's over
Well now like I don't know what the hell I'm gonna do once you recognize it and amplifies
Yeah, maybe but yeah, can we be best friends? No, no exactly and
Anyway, so yeah, that's really the way I see it
Yeah, our streamer doesn't have to pause this flow so we can pay attention to my canter and appearance and mannerisms exactly
Yeah, I just have no interest in that. I just want to be left alone and do my own thing and that's it
Right, I mean like and you could say that's a you know a bad thing or whatever
But it's just really the way that I feel and I can't really stop how I feel I can't really change it
I've tried for many years like a lot of people they're always like and and you know this if you're kind of like me or you're like
This in another way
You guys ever grown up and you've had people that tell you just keep doing it. You'll like it
Just just you have to step outside of your comfort zone
You're gonna like it and like just this constant idea
That you are going to like what they like if you do it in the way that they did they want you to do it
right? Like, that there's no universe where a person doesn't like this kind of stuff. It's total
bullshit. It's total bullshit. I have gained nothing from ever sticking with anything like this.
It has just been a pain in the fucking dick. And so that's the way I see it. Keep telling my girlfriend
that. Yeah, I mean, it's your wife not hurting anybody. Yeah, exactly, right? And it drives me
fucking insane. And yeah, people I never understood. Sometimes I had a cool off time
after spending two or three days being social? Yeah, exactly. And so anybody that ever tries to
push me out of my comfort zone, I immediately cut out of my life. I don't want to, I don't want to
have to do that straight up. Like, and I'm not talking about once or twice, but like who regularly
does this and puts me in positions where I'm uncomfortable. I just don't want to have to
deal with it. Like, so you're introverted, I just don't want to deal with anybody. It's
pretty simple. So, yeah, it's really about it. And it's kind of weird, not going to lie. Well,
yeah, it is. Like, I agree. Like, I don't want to have to do something like that. And
why would I want to deal with the person that wants to put me in a position I don't want to be in?
Right? I mean, at the end of the day, that's the way I feel about it. I mean,
fuck, like I feel like it's pretty obvious, but you know, some people feel like they have an
obligation to it. And what is this here? I'll look at some of these other ones and find out
everything that's happened. I mean, there's been a whole lot that's been going on recently,
right? And let me go and pull this up real quick and look at it. How do you see personal
growth in your life? You mentioned enjoying being comfortable. I think that personal
growth and all that kind of stuff is like a, it's not relevant to me. Personal
growth. I don't really care about personal growth. I care about enjoying my life. I
care about waking up and then doing what I want to do. Like to me that's true,
that's true wealth, that's true value, that's real freedom is being able to
get up in the morning and then decide what I do.
That's the, if you're not growing or dying, well, no, I mean,
there's plenty of things that are just in a stasis, right?
And that's it. Like I just want to be able to do whatever the
hell I want. It's really not that complicated, is it? Like
God damn. And I don't want other people trying to infringe on
that and get in on it, right? Or do anything else. That's
just me. But I am very, very anti-social in that way. And
Anytime I have to deal with somebody like that it drives me fucking crazy. So um, anyway
Let me go and and find out. Oh, I saw this. This was funny yesterday
All right, here we go, let's watch it
I literally think they're gonna put up a statue to President Trump and I'm not being it's not a political statement
It's not a political statement. I don't think that would be a great idea. No because it's like they viewed President Trump like
That flows to American refineries on the Gulf Coast, lowering the price of gas in America.
So it's a...
Forget that.
It's like a TV show like what the fuck is going on forget that yeah whatever oh my fucking
god it's just
one of the price gas in america so it's a good that
one of the good
uh...
uh...
this has been all my god
and uh... yes
and uh... which were yet exactly
you're about the lady got stabbed the polka dot center i did see that it was
quite sad
and uh... yeah there it is holy fucking shit you see what drew
I did see that. What are they yapping about with this oil shit, bro? Like, yeah. And apparently yesterday was a good one.
It was a good one.
Mr. President, were you going to go in for the uranium?
Like, how do you secure Ron and...
Let's assume I was or I wasn't.
Why would I ever ask a question?
Can you account the total value?
What kind of a question?
Am I going to go in for the...
Oh yeah, we're going in tomorrow at three o'clock.
How could you possibly ask a question like that?
An expected answer.
You're right.
I don't know.
Yeah?
I don't know.
I think you're a friendly person.
I'm such a ridiculous question.
And...
Who's next?
Who's next? Okay, next?
Professor, are you going to go in for the uranium?
Like, how do you secure it from...
That's just so disappointed.
Who am I? Was or I wasn't.
Why would I ever answer the question?
Can you apologize about that?
What kind of question? Am I going to go in for the...
How are we going to go in tomorrow at 3 o'clock?
like holy fuck man and yeah oh my god and uh Trump is a Chebacca and shade he
wouldn't he be more so behind closed doors I have no idea I don't know what
he's like I have no idea whatsoever but um yeah he's uh he really was on one I
didn't even know that Trump responding to a dumb chatter yes exactly and Jake
you're announcing reveals his grandparents are first cousins I did see
that yeah and imagine actually didn't go tomorrow at 3 p.m. yeah what if he
actually did get the uranium tomorrow at 3 p.m. That would be really fucking funny. Oh,
so there's an update to this. The transgender attorney who was tackled to the ground after
getting in a heated argument with an Oklahoma judge has permanently closed down their failing
LGBTQ law firm, another huge win for sanity. Here we go. Let's watch it.
I don't get a female officer now!
Get a female officer now!
I can't get up, I can't see.
He just threw my glasses.
I can't see.
Give me my glasses.
Put them on my face!
Put them on my face!
You know I could see why people thought you needed to do exorcisms back in the day
I really I never really understood like how could people think that somebody was a witch
How could somebody think that somebody was possessed by demons? Oh
Yeah, yeah
I'm not trying to walk and I can't see nobody nobody like she didn't even want to look at
him bro like people don't even want to look at you Jesus bro everybody is just embarrassed
oh my god
don't touch me what do you mean don't touch me just got wrestled to the ground
like a pig at a county fair and now you're getting dragged out of the office
and all you have to do is sit in the car and you're still telling them not
to touch you what do you fucking mean
At this time it is the right move for me to step away. Yeah as many of y'all heard
There was
Yeah, an incident that took place in an incident. This is it was an incident
You mean like whenever you crashed out you did they had there they had the rassly you ground get you under control
Another county a world county and
And
Yeah, there are more details of that incident and I can't release that at this time well
I can it was really funny and
Being as that I believe that I
First have grounds for discrimination lawsuit there in that county
It's crazy that anybody puts up with this a
Discrimination lawsuit. I think that the idea if you file a discrimination lawsuit. I think they should just put you in jail
They should but oh you filed it. Oh you you got discriminated against because you decided to crash out in the courtroom
I see okay now you're gonna go to jail twice as long
Yep, okay. Yep. I get it for sure
frivolous yes frivolous lawsuit wasting everybody's time
and
But for my physical safety at this time, it's best that I step away and for my family's physical safety is best that
I step away and
For all of you wondering if I'm moving. I'm not moving. I'm from South, Texas
I can't live in one of those states like Rhode Island, Massachusetts, Minnesota. I wouldn't vote for that
And so I'm not gonna leave the great state of Oklahoma
And I will work in people. Well, what are you gonna do now Rob?
You know, I'll let you know but like I told everybody and I know that I am created in his image
I know that there is a bigger plan for me. I know that I won't there's a bigger plan for okay always land on my feet and
There is actually by the way, there's a YouTube video we made of you
It was really funny my people love the video. They thought was hilarious
You are part now of a greater plan you this is the greater plan that is in action right now
Yeah
Some people's lives exist solely for the warning to others whatever I have to do is
To make ends meet and to you I survive out there. I will all of you worried about my mental health
Thank you so much. I appreciate those thoughts and prayers and good wishes and good
You can't go through what I can both medically and psychologically without being medically cleared
Okay, so this is again the problem with these people is that like a lot of them want to they want to be
They want to be treated like everybody else
But the moment that they exhibit any sort of anti social behavior or they don't get their way
They act like children and then they want special treatment
So basically these are people that want to have their cake and eat it too
They want to have all the privileges of a, you know, a minority group or like an oppressed group of people,
but at the same time, they also want to have everybody have to listen to them, you know, or sorry, be treated the same as everybody else
in all other circumstances, right? They want to be the main character. Yes, exactly.
And I think these people do have like massive main character syndrome. It's like so annoying to see them do this,
But I think that's the way a lot of it goes.
And yeah, what is this, your magical gender banter?
Yeah, I guess so, they're nasty and vicious.
Well, a lot of them, and this is the other problem,
is that a lot of society treats these people
with kid gloves.
And the reason why is that a lot of people
don't want to get a discrimination charge.
They don't want to be called transphobic.
Because what these people have done
is they've created an insulated environment
for themselves where they can behave and act like children
or like basically mentally ill retards.
and everybody else just has to be a padded room for them bounce around them
and i think that that's the reason why they act this way it's the same as like
you have a lot of
like one of the things that i don't know if you guys ever notice this but
i've watched a lot of these like you know like a body cam things and stuff like
that
and one commonality is that a lot of young women that are like i would say
at least moderately attractive
feel like they don't even have to follow the law and they very often just
act like complete children
and i think the reason why is because they're allowed to behave that way
they're allowed to act that way
and guys and people in society puts up with it
because they're attractive or because you know they want to get something out
of them
and this is the same reason why rich people sometimes act that way you have
like nepo baby kids that
you know have some huge crash out over nothing
and i think that one common variable is that every single time something
like this happens
it's always in the case where it's a person that is
you know effectively used to getting preferential treatment who then believes
that being treated fairly is discrimination
but i think that's what happens is that
these people are so used to being treated with kid gloves that are so used
to being treated
as the privileged minority that they are that the moment that they get
treated like a normal adult they immediately crumble
because they don't know what it's like they have no idea because they've
never been held to that standard before
and i think that there's no threat of consequences exactly
so the equity but not a quality yeah maybe right
and uh... that's really what i think and uh... they have been punched in the
face well yeah but there's a lot more to it than that right i mean there's a
lot a lot more to it
and uh... there's a lot of females trapped in males bodies well i'm not
it i don't think this really is like it's not unique to trans it's something
that goes on in general
like nappleby's to support communism and hate america
okay
that actually was what i was talking about
But my point is that just anybody who acts this way, people that are not held to a higher
standard will not behave to a higher standard.
I think that's really what it comes down to more than anything.
If you don't hold people to a high standard, you won't get people at a high standard.
You're going to get people like this retard.
And that's it.
So what is this?
See this pen right here?
This pen is interesting.
Sell me this pen.
It's the same thing.
Sell me this pen.
So this pen is very inexpensive.
It's cheap.
But it writes well, I like it.
But I can't have the pen the way it was, you know what it is.
I don't want to give too much publicity,
but they do trip me when it's sharpie.
So I came here and they have $1,500 pass.
$1,000 pass?
And you hand them out, you're handing them
to all these people.
Sometimes you have 30, 40 people.
And they were $1,000 apiece.
beautiful pen ballpoint thousand it was gold, silver, gold
but I'm handing out to kids that don't even know what they're
what is this mommy?
kids they're getting a pen for thousand dollars they have no
idea what it is. And I'm and I feel guilty because I'm like,
you know, I'm by nature, I don't, you know, it's the
government. I love the government like I love myself
economically I want to save money. So I'm saying this is
crazy. And I had another problem they didn't write well.
No.
So I take it out, and I saw it, and there's no ink.
And I got all you people looking.
And you say, there must be something wrong with Trump.
And there's no ink in the pen.
And of course, $1,000.
This one I called the guy.
I said, I'd like to use your pen,
but I can't have a gray pen with a big S on it.
Same Sharpie.
As I'm signing a $1 trillion airplane contract.
So he called up Sharpie and says,
I need some of your pens.
but I can't have them say,
sure.
To buy brand new fighter jets,
brand new B2 bombers of which we just ordered plenty.
I can't do that with the press.
It could peep, not you.
Yeah, that's right.
And I like to pen the best, but I'll sign it.
I could do like Biden did, you know?
Yeah.
Give it to somebody else to sign or an auto pen
or maybe sign it separately in another one,
but I can't use your pen.
You say, why can't I make a nice, sir?
I said, what can you do?
He said, I'll paint it black.
I said, that's nice.
And I can even paint the White House on it,
Sir, if you like, engold.
Oh.
Oh.
Dude.
I saw it.
Sir, if you like, engold.
Oh, my God.
How does he do it, man?
I don't know how he does it.
This is just funny.
Honestly, this is, he is the funniest motherfucker.
I love this guy.
I do.
Almost real gold, not bad.
And I can even do your signature, sir.
Oh, wow.
And by the way, this was not staged.
I just saw the pencil there.
I thought that this is an example.
Wait, that's the end?
That's the end.
By the way, this has nothing to do with anything else.
Anyway, yeah, I saw this pin.
So that's it, man.
Don't die, you're going to die.
Very important info.
And we want more?
Okay, there's one more.
Okay, guys?
They said to show you
the fact that we're real
real and solid and we're there.
We're gonna let you have eight boats of oil,
eight boats, eight big boats of oil.
Wow.
This was two days ago.
And they'll sail up tomorrow, that was three days ago.
And I didn't think much about it.
And then I watched the news and they said,
a very good anchor actually.
Happy to be Fox.
But I watched it and they said,
Something's unusual happening.
There are eight boats that are going right up the middle
of the Hormos Strait.
Yeah.
Eight big tankers are going loaded up with oil right through
and I said, well, I guess they were right
and they were real.
And I think they were Pakistani flagged.
Oh.
And I said, well, I guess we deal with the right people.
And actually, they then apologized for something
they said, and they said, we're going to send two more boats and ended up being 10
boats. And I hope I haven't screwed up your negotiations, but I thought it was
appropriate to say because I did talk to you the other day by saying they're
going to give us a present. They're going to get, yeah, he did say that. Oh my
fucking God. Yeah, I don't know how this happens. I really don't. Didn't
have enough leaders. Yes, my gas is $7 in Cali. I hate Gavin. Everything in
California is 40% more expensive. So if you buy something for $10 in California,
it's $14. If you go and you have a meal out, let's say it's $30 in California,
it's what is that $42, right? I mean, that's it. And so everything is just 40% or
not 30. Either way, it's more expensive, okay? It's more expensive in
in california all right that's my point fourth largest economy yeah because
everybody's got to spend all their fucking money
that's the reason why and so this is in sound off this is even true look at this
zealinski revealed the casualty ratio in the war against russia
at the beginning of the war the ratio is roughly one to three
in the second half of 2025 to 26 in january and february
russia lost six soldiers forever ukrainian soldier lost
in some areas eight they are now losing a staggering number of people thirty
thousand to thirty five thousand a month
god damn god damn that's a lie you think that's all i think they're making it up
i don't know man i really don't
maybe they are but i saw this i thought it was pretty interesting i'll tell you
that
you see the kale and hammer video with the uh... level three obese women
the level three obese woman
what is this
level three obese woman
uh... i mean that's a level two i'd say i don't think that's it
uh... it is a little a condom
that's that's not a subset that's just something else that's like a little
that's also a level two
this might be a little that that's almost a level three that's approaching
That will be let's be honest. That'll be a level three in a couple years. Oh, that's me
No, I don't see it anywhere here. I have no idea and yeah YouTube maybe it's today on this YouTube
I'd have to go and find it man. I have no idea, but I do love that guy. I think he's great
So cash Patel emails hacked by Iran surely they did and yeah, yeah, I don't know if that's true or not
I have no idea. I do fleek isoid video. I haven't seen that at all
As I said I spent like two hours on the on the fucking computer or on my phone
But I didn't really do anything. What is this here? Oh, I saw this. This is actually crazy
Saudi Arabia and
Ukraine have reached a defense agreement
the document was signed ahead of our meeting with the crown prince of Saudi Arabia and
It lays the foundation for our future contracts technological cooperation and investment
It also strengthens Ukraine's international role as a security donor.
Oh my fucking god.
Saudi Arabia is now on Ukraine's side.
That's insane! What a shift!
This is big.
So the neighbors? I guess so.
NATO doing nothing is usual?
Yeah, they are.
And we're ready to share our expertise.
We are ready to share our expertise and systems with Saudi Arabia and to work together to strengthen the protection of lives.
Man, now into the fifth year, Ukrainians are resisting the same kind of terrorist attacks that the Iranian regime is currently carrying out in the Middle East and Gulf region.
Based, absolutely based. Holy shit, so this is great.
I'm happy to see it. Hopefully now you'll see, you know, maybe things improve a little bit more.
And NATO is an embarrassment. I mean, in my opinion, I think what's happened is that the NATO countries have been co-opted by radical Islam inside of their own countries and radical politics, and that's prevented them from being able to take decisive action on, I think, a number of issues that have absolute moral clarity.
Things like for example inbreeding things like you know like the rape gangs things like going after Iran's terrorist network
Like these should have absolute complete like sanguine obvious completely clear-eyed
Perspectives on how to handle but for some reason some reason nobody knows how to do that and that's their own doing
That's what I think it's happened. I do. I think that's exactly what's happened and I also saw this
so
We've heard of third-worlding first-world countries, but have you ever heard of first-worlding a third-world country?
Well now you have
This is El Salvador
Is that Great Britain?
Anything else?
Yeah
Damn
Damn
Is that what happened whenever you take a PvP server and you turn it into a PvE server?
God damn
Did it work or did it?
Look at that
Oh
My god
What the fuck? Everything's just fine! Wow! Holy shit!
You can't grow trees that fast dude. There are large trees that can be
transported like this so you're tired and also like yeah you could put a tree
in that big you can they're like a like a few thousand bucks idiot retard
the past is all before my eyes i'm not aware what happens this video shows
my gentrification works it does jesus bro look at that
Jesus, they're gone. Wow. Wow. Man, look at that. Jesus. They made it normal. Look at
That shithole, damn.
["I Know What Happened To Me"]
So you're telling me you just take all the third worlders
and you just put them in jail and then everything's great.
All the criminals, all the idiots, all the retards.
Look at this, you look at these shitholes.
Look at this shithole and now it looks great.
This is insane, man.
No way this is real.
What, why do you think that?
Like, don't you understand what a government can do?
Like, really, think about it.
If you had access to the military,
if you had access to all the money in the government,
couldn't you get this done?
You just go over there and you round them all up
and you say, all right, get in the van.
You don't wanna get in the van?
Bang, all right, now get in the van.
Okay, now you don't wanna do it.
All right, well, gotta do it again.
I need the video.
It's totally possible.
This is completely and totally possible.
You guys want me to go on the Google?
Let me use the Google, all right?
We're gonna try this out, I'm gonna pull it up right now.
So we will use it, all right.
And it's all the way, where the fuck is it?
Should be somewhere down here, right?
Where's El Salvador?
I'm getting a little bit lost here.
The hell is it?
I found us down below here, right?
This is down at the bottom.
The fuck is it?
Central, Mary?
Damn, is it all the way up here?
Damn, I got myself all kinds of fucked up.
I thought it was at the bottom of this for some reason.
Anyway, let me go over and we'll get this here.
This top, yeah, I don't know how I got that confused,
but anyway, where is it here?
So I pull it up and we look at right here.
All right, so this is San Salvador.
This is one of their little areas,
and let's look inside.
all right how do I go to Street View does it not have Street View I don't
think it has Street View I'm pretty sure it doesn't like yeah and these could
just be old photos right and it's the yellow button I don't know how that
works. How's that work? Uh, this? Oh, street view. Okay, I got it. I never use it. So
this is October 2025. This looks pretty good. Yeah. I mean, this, this looks good.
I mean it's not perfect right but like goddamn and this could have been a place that they haven't done them finish fixing up
It's fine. Yeah. Oh my god. So I scroll up. Okay. Let me look at where's that? What's their main city?
What what is like what's their main city?
Is it just to send Salvador is it somewhere else?
See more dates
Stands out okay. All right. Let me look okay. See more dates. No, there's no more of these
Oh from this so this is from before so this is from this is from 2022
Seems like it's a little bit better right not a whole lot better
Let me find another place to look because this is still like they're on this is ongoing
So unless you have one that's like really recent. I think that you might not have a good example of it
right? And are there any other examples? No, this is only May. Yeah, I mean, this,
this place looks pretty good. I'm gonna be honest January 2024. Yeah. And so I think that they've
been doing a lot more even in the last year. So I feel like some of the places they're showing
are probably gonna take time for that to happen. It looks managed. Yeah, it does. It looks
managed and let me see. Okay, so this is from 2000 and this is 2022. This is 2025.
Oh god, no no no, oh you guys aren't seeing it. It's down below. Sorry, you didn't see this
I'm clicking these right here. So it shows different stamp time stamps. So that's the reason why I'm that's why I'm reading this out from
Wait, this looks great. Look at all these nice cars. Oh
My god
it it what the fuck they got about they got a Burger King they got a KFC oh my
god look at this and look at the hedges look at all this oh man it's it yeah
This is like it's like a normal place now. There's a mr. Donut. Oh wow
Mr. Donut, I don't know what the hell that is. Okay, let me look at one more place, okay?
And I'll click on
Let's see. Uh, how about right here?
Okay, so this is
This is just like this is 2024
Man, this is now.
Look at that building.
Look at that building right there.
This is from 2022.
This is now.
It's just lighting, not the building.
Yeah, no it's not.
And Mega W for them.
So there it is, guys, and wow, I'm not surprised.
Check the view from the cathedral.
I don't know where it is.
And it's from 2024.
No, no, there's a second button on the bottom that my camera was not showing.
So wow, so he un-third world in his country.
God damn.
Look at that.
It's embarrassing.
Look at how big of a shithole this is.
Oh my god.
Uh, I'm happy for them. They've suffered for so long, they deserve nothing but success now, yeah.
And uh, look at this. The place looks great.
And uh, let me see if I can find the uh, the other versions of this.
Oh, here we go. Let me see...
No, it's not this one.
Where'd it go? Yeah, this one.
Holy shit.
Yeah, the entire thing is better.
Oh my god.
Well, that's pretty- can we get this guy to California?
Yeah, I know.
I just want people to see that, right?
And it's just crazy.
We need this in the Dominican Republic.
I think there's a lot of people that need that.
Oh, is this the meeting?
Man.
Man.
That's crazy.
How about that?
And you're telling me that this was a choice?
Yep, that's right.
It was all a choice and it was never necessary.
And I don't understand why.
And Breaking Iran destroys another oil tanker.
Oh God.
I wonder what generated this video.
When did this come out?
Wow.
Wow.
You guys want to see if this one's real or not?
not let's find out. And let's see here she's been struck oh here we go it's a
304 congratulations you posted fake news is this real or AI generated and it's a
real video time and location can't be confirmed isn't it crazy how these people
actually just rely on fucking AI videos and misrepresenting things in
order to like push a narrative it's just so embarrassing it really is like if
If I were them, I would just feel so fucking stupid.
I don't know how anybody can believe this.
And anyway, I will look at the other stuff too.
But uh-huh, yeah, exactly.
And anyway, what is this, your train love child?
Oh god, I remember this, whenever this happened.
His Gmail account was hacked by Iranian nation state hackers.
I wonder what happened.
Pearl Abyss is shifting up to, oh yeah, I remember this game.
This game was supposed to be good.
And I don't know if that's going to happen or not.
now people believe they're weighing the war right up until the unconditional
surrender
yeah and then after that the thing is that
after i think that happens you're probably gonna have them come up with
another excuse
could you imagine vietnam war in the modern era
i think that again it's just a bunch of people that hate america that want
to look into
doing whatever they can to make it look bad i think it's really just that
simple
and uh... i've seen a lot of these other videos to like these have been
fucking insane let me go and uh... and pull some of these up
and they see where the u.s.c. u.s.c. censored california government debate because it was
too white no i didn't see that but it sounds right and i also saw this this is very good
the justice department announced thursday that it secured the denaturalization of two
people who were convicted of lying on their u.s. citizenship applications about their
criminal history
It's finally starting.
Yeah.
That's right.
That's right.
It is finally fucking starting.
It's coming.
I know.
Isn't this amazing?
Because again, the mean naturalization is starting.
I remember the initial, yes, it's only two,
but we've broken the seal.
It can be done.
Now it's just a matter of scale.
First two, then 200, then 200,000.
That's, see, I like the sound of that.
that's great and uh... anyway all here we go ice agents this is
no thoughts
you guys are the foot soldiers of the fascist regime right is that is that not
what it is
is that funny?
is that funny?
no thoughts
because they're the foot soldiers of the fascist regime right is that is that not what it is
She's laughing his fucking ass off!
Oh my god!
Who's-
Who's-
Who's-
Who's this white boy talking to?
That's probably true! It's probably true! It's probably a white guy!
It is! And uh, yes! All my fucking god!
And uh, I love this man! I think it's hilarious!
It's probably a white guy- Yeah! If thank you for your service! Exactly! I love it!
All my fucking god! Just laughing their ass off at him!
and uh... it is amazing and then all we have this is the thing is that
this is one of the only guys out there that really sees it for the way i think
it is
i i i like steven miller a lot
minnesotan
who works as a lineman
or works as a construction worker
yeah works in any job that requires hard work dedication focus yeah who's
worried about his ability to support for providers family and imagine that
he has a neighbor
who's a Somali refugee who arrived two years ago
and
has a Mercedes and no financial stress and no worries at all the entire world and
never seems to ever go to work at all
because he just went to an office in the state
lied on a piece of paper
and got unlimited free money for ever for life
that is the system that is being run
and that is the corruption that this task force on the leadership of vice
president
is going to demolish
I'll just give Minnesotan.
Yeah, he does. He got that shine on.
Look at that.
Who works at...
No, I'm very glad to see this.
And finally, more people are talking about it.
It should have happened a while ago, but now it's happening.
And you watch Druski's new skit.
Yeah, I thought it was kind of lame.
I don't think it was really funny.
If you want me to be honest, I just think it was really funny.
Like, the only thing that was funny was like her at the Pilates class.
Like, other than that, it just wasn't really that funny.
But, you know, I do like Druski.
I just think it was boring my mom said she can drop us off at the airport if your mom can pick us back up
man
Man
Young patriots, that's crazy out there catching all of them. I love to see this by the way
This is amazing for me to look at and is boring
Yeah, I think so the unemployed soy lineal with hundreds of thousands in college debt
hate seeing younger people with respectable jobs. That is exactly what it is.
It's a bunch of fat, dumb millennials that have a bunch of college debt and
student loan debt that are mad that people are working in ICE whenever they
couldn't get a job. I think that's really what happens. And emergency rooms
next? I think so. I think they need to go into the emergency rooms. Like you
need to have the police officers that are waiting there at the emergency room
To spawn camp them like the moment that they come in there and like oh you need a translator, okay?
All right, where's your citizenship papers? Oh wow you don't have any big surprise time to go in the box
That's it. That's what I think should happen
Like you need to get these people in hospitals and again you get them in the hospitals in the Walmart's in the DMVs
I like the sound of that, but it's really the hospitals you spawn camp them at the hospitals
That is going to totally shut this down because people get sick
They get sick and
Eventually you're gonna have to go
At the liquor stores. Oh, yeah, true. You're right about that. And I drew hospitals the way to go. Yes, absolutely home depot
Well, they already had that. Why are they taking pictures of strangers? I have no idea and
Anyway, so this is an aging millenials are here handling this really poorly
Gen Z kids have such a little opportunity that no amount of comparing ice to the Gestapo
is going to dissuade them from the most direct route to a livable income.
Fat millennials, man, like and the reason why it's like millennials will be the most
insufferable, I think more than baby boomers, the most insufferable generation.
And I think that you're starting to see them turn into that now, like they're evolving
into that insufferable, annoying, obnoxious behavior already. I hate millennials and I'm
one of them. Most of this chat is a millennial. And the thing is that we know what the problem
is because we went to school with them. We know what these people are like. They're
the worst. They're terrible. So I'm so glad to see more people calling this out. And
Again American fascism is post-racial your goddamn right and who is this blocked by so this is a person who?
Has basically a list of all the people that don't want to talk to them. So Jimmy Kimmel yesterday
I guess I can talk about this again Jimmy Kimmel yesterday made fun of this guy Mark Wayne Mullen for being a plumber
and
Now apparently he's had to clarify his comments
This is what's called poisoning the well.
What he's doing is he's framing the criticism that he's receiving as being partisan.
And he's assuming that it's the media, it's Trump, it's MAGA, and it's not just average
people who don't want to be looked down on by a Hollywood elite because they managed
to take a small family plumbing business and turn it into a multi-million-dollar business
that employs tons of people.
But that's okay.
That's okay.
It's just Donald Trump that did this.
Trump even called into Fox to complain about me tonight.
Good.
You deserve it.
Yeah, I think it's disgraceful.
It's embarrassing.
His apple polishes are all in a tizzy because I made light of the fact that his
new head of Homeland Security, Mark Wayne Mullen, before he was a senator, was a plumber,
and now he's the head of Homeland Security, which is not-
But why is- what's the joke?
It's a sort of the kind of resume you might hope for, for the person in charge of protecting
us from terrorism.
Why?
You think that, like, you get a degree and, like, okay, so, all right.
If there's a package and it says Allah Akbar on it, you need to put that package in the
special box and don't open it.
Okay?
Like, how long do you think that takes for people to learn?
And oh, by the way, that joke, that was in the IRS orientation.
They gave examples of things like that, of like, don't open packages with like religious
statements on them.
They decided to twist that to say it was an insult to plumbers, which it was not.
It was.
It absolutely was.
You're patronizing them?
Yeah, absolutely.
Everybody knows this.
I wouldn't put a plumber in charge of Homeland Security for the same reason I wouldn't
call a five-star general to pull a rat out of my toilet, okay?
We all have our areas of expertise.
He's still doing it.
He's still doing the...
What an insufferable...
God, I can't use that word.
But man, do I want to.
MAN, DO I WANT TO.
Because that's what he's being right now.
He is.
It's embarrassing.
No, not... not Kant.
So anyway, they went nuts about this, and went nuts on every channel.
How patronizing.
I think that my favorite part of a bit of performative outrage came from a person named Rob Finnerty of Newsmax.
It did not take long for Jimmy Kimmel to mock our new Homeland Security Secretary, Mark Wayne Mullen, because Mullen was a plumber before he ran for Congress.
Before he was elected to the Senate, Mark Wayne Mullen was a low-level MMA fighter and a plumber.
That's right, we have a plumber.
He is.
This guy is a terrorist.
Now.
That's the truth.
That's the truth.
That's the truth.
That's the truth.
Do you know how many people in America that offends, including myself?
Do you know how many people that offends?
Jimmy Kimmel, by the way, who's not funny or handsome or anything.
Okay?
He's just a guy who makes a lot of money.
No, no.
There he is.
I'm not gay, so I can't camera him on the handsome part.
but yeah he sure as hell is it funny
all important handsome is on it
funny handsome i i can barely even get a border watching this guy
i'm so sorry we're offended rob i i didn't know you're such a sensitive
snowflake
and now it is a thing it's it's it's tremendously offensive for a bunch of
people who live the ultimate privilege lives inside of hollywood
and inside of coastal cities
that enjoy the privilege of private security who want to lecture the rest of
the country about gun control
who want to enjoy the privilege of illegal migration
while or sorry enjoy the privilege of having illegal workers do all their
little tasks for them like little slaves
now meanwhile lecturing everybody else to not complain whether those people
take their jobs
i think that it's the hypocrisy and the
amount of decadence that these people represent that is just profoundly
it is profoundly
offensive
to an average person is profoundly offensive to
and average good natured person that the people that were complicit in the
cover-ups of harvey winestein bill cosby
uh... you know fucking jeffrey etstein all of these people are connected by
the way they're all connected
and whenever this came out and seemingly everybody in hollywood knew
about it
but you want to go and lecture us about
you know x y or z thing about how terrible trump is or about how bad ice is
or about how
you know plumbers shouldn't be able to
you know run for the senate or something like that
also by the way has never occurred to you this experience in the senate is
what makes them qualified and not as experiences of plumber
like this is like the idea right as you build up
like you you okay now i work in the senate now i understand this
i'm gonna try to do something after that
it's just embarrassing it really is it's a page and that's exactly what he's
doing he's obviously doing this
such a sensitive snowflake
and then this is what they try to do too is they try to reframe
people getting mad
in the same way that they have that they pretend to get mad about everything
uh... no i don't think so and uh... no you making fun of plumbers and people
like that is just embarrassing nobody's really you know like upset or sad
about this just pathetic
That's the reason why.
I wonder what his opinion on AOC being barista is now that she's a politician.
Exactly.
It's like saying that you, uh, yeah, yeah, what is this here?
It's like saying you can't be a brain surgeon because you worked at McDonald's
while going to medical school.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Oh, they worked at McDonald's.
Well, they can't, they can't do anything else. Yeah.
What about besides that? We're being a fucking senator.
so now you're a snowflake if you can't take his joke it's fucking disgusting
yeah don't ever let people
i mean it
all they want to do is degrade and downplay average working class americans
there is nothing that these people hate more
than working class white americans
they hate them
and by the way you're a handsome guy had i known you were so delicate
i never would have suggested such a terrible thing
you see people like jimmy kimmel never seem to understand is that people
like mark wayne mollin
are exactly why fifteen million illegals came into this country under joe biden
they want the american dream and mark wayne mullen
is living it
and so are you jimmy
so comes from slack
okay i will
let me make this very clear
i'm not upset that the head of homeland security used to be a plumber
i'm upset that he isn't still a plumber
why
why i mean it's just it
who watches this
who does it like
what a loser
i don't even like what you what a loser like uh... why do you what's wrong with
you
i don't even get it
i'm so glad to see people like jen i hope people keep harassing and keep keep
criticizing them i hate these people
i hate jimmy kemel
uh... you know steven colbert i look guys is a huge fan of the rings
and he also is like the colbert report was so good a swatch of my dad every
fucking thursday
like when we go off for dinner like i can't hate steven colbert
but like man uh... i he really makes it hard he does he makes it so hard
he's so fucking obnoxious bro
it's him and then also jimmy fowlin
uh... set whoever the fuck
right all these people
there is the nostalgia i can't do it i i i can't hate steven colbert
but like god it's if it wasn't for that i would absolutely hate okay
so yes john stewart is funny john stewart is good
now he is again john stewart has plenty of opinions i think it's hard
it
but i at least like john stewart i think he's talented he's funny he talks
to people that have opposite perspectives of him, and he is a person that I feel like
you can disagree with while simultaneously respecting, right?
Like Conan O'Brien.
Conan was all mad.
Conan was great.
But anyway, Jimmy Kimmel's not.
He's not.
The guy's a fucking loser.
Absolute, massive fucking loser.
And he's going around making fun of people for being plumbers.
It's just embarrassing.
It's disgraceful, embarrassing, and it represents everything that's wrong with Hollywood
media. It does. The constant patronization of people with blue collar jobs, the constant
downplaying of any form of social mobility, just the constant, you know, downgrading of
the country. I'm so sick of it. I'm so sick of this. Why is a late night host having
to apologize so often, and why does he always screw it up and make it worse? That's
a good question, isn't it? I hope that one day they take Jimmy Kimmel off TV. I do.
I hope they take him off TV and then he's on YouTube again, and then I can make fun of
him and react to his podcast where he's crying.
That's it.
That's what I hope.
The audience is basically laughing at themselves.
Well, yeah, I think that's kind of fair.
John Stewart went to Congress to fight for the 9-11 first responders.
As I said, man, like, I'm not, I'm a fan of John Stewart.
I like John Stewart a lot.
I don't agree with John Stewart, that doesn't mean I'm not a fan.
And anyway, I saw this, buddy.
There's a reason why some people are homeless.
It ain't because they're down on their luck.
Uh oh.
I want some food.
I'm hungry!
Yeah.
13.
Oh, we can do this here?
poor this poor little girl you know like you're getting this job and it's like a
part-time job and you're at Chili's and you're trying to pay for school and
then here comes the never-ons here comes the fucking walking dead I wonder if
they tipped
Oh, we can do this here?
Oh, please don't.
Yep, there it is.
Why?
Because they're animals.
They're animals.
They're crazy.
People like this need to get locked up.
You need to put these people in a fucking institution.
Like you can't have these people running wild like oh my god
This is before they even do you look they got the menus out they don't even oh my god look at this
Holy fuck. I have that shirt. Oh
Man, this is gross man. I know they haven't even ordered yet
He's chugging the Tabasco sauce and it's just catch up every oh my god
God!
What the f*** was that?
I thought it was a...
I think it's not a 30-18.
You made that shit 30-1?
Oh, shit!
The bird is off the ground.
What the f***?
He's just putting the hot sauce on the window!
He got the hot sauce on the window now!
Uh-oh, here we go!
Oh, man, of course, right?
Classic!
Hey, it's a classic.
What can I say?
They behave like animals.
I told you guys, like, see everybody goes and they think that like, oh well all these
homeless people, they're just, you know, they're just like you and me, they're just normal
people and you know, they're just down on their luck.
Yeah, they're down on their luck because they spawn with the brain of a fucking ape.
That's what happened.
Who the fuck does this?
Who the fuck does this shit?
They're the goddamn animal.
Really?
Not the same.
Oh.
at all these are the people that shit these are people that go into the
bathroom and his shit on the floor they are
smells what the fuck is this
Oh no! Oh no, bro!
Ray, get our shit! Where's that fucking food?
And the thing is that these guys would have been great marauders.
Like, if this was, you know, this guy, like his, you know, 700 year old ancestor was a
Germanic marauder that broke into towns and then beat every goat to death in the town
with a hammer.
That's what he did.
That's what, that was his entire life.
He died at the ripe old age of 31 from an infection.
And you know, like that was really it.
And so apparently nothing's changed.
Yep.
What the fuck are you doing, you got to hit me.
What you guys?
They're homeless so I mean I was just trying to help them out.
I want some food.
Yeah, yeah, that's right.
That's right.
You gotta clean all that up now.
We got Queen of the Up now, Catherine.
Have fun.
Look at that show.
And this is even, think about this.
They did this in the time that it took for them to get their fucking, they didn't even
get the drinks out.
They didn't even have the drinks out and they're already doing this.
Dude's a fucking loser for doing that to them people?
Well, I mean, I think that this is an important, it's an important lesson.
It's a very important lesson.
It's 25 minutes though?
No, you clean this up in probably 10, like it's nothing, like it's not really a big deal.
It's just fucking annoying.
Like that's it.
I mean like, and like yeah, that's what I would say.
Like I mean if I did this and they did that, I just give each of the girls there, I'd
say here's a hundred bucks, my bad, like fuck.
And they'd probably be fine with that.
And you know, that's what I would do.
And I'd just leave and give them some money and say that's fine, tip them on thousand.
100 hundred fucking more than enough man, and it's completely optional. It's gonna be true. Yeah, exactly, right?
Always judge a book by its cover always judge a book by its cover
What do you mean guys
What do you mean?
What do you mean bro? Like what are you talking about?
The lesson is this is what happens when you try to help the homeless
Well, the lesson is that there is a profound evil that is being
enacted in our society right now is that you have these people that clearly can't
take care of themselves. There's something wrong with these people. Like, I know I
call them animals. I think that they basically are animals, but they're also
people. And the truth is that while his, you know, 700th century, you know, fucking
or yeah, 700th century, you know, a year ago, a fucking ancestor was a
Germanic, you know, fucking Marauder, his, you know, maybe great-great-great-grandfather
fought in the Civil War.
Maybe his grandfather fought in World War I or II.
And I think that we have an obligation to these people to take care of them for the
blood debt that they've put into our country.
That's my opinion.
And I think that allowing them to go out and live on the streets like animals and
to be treated like this is a profound evil. And I think these people, whenever I say
put them in an asylum, I don't mean this in a bad way. I mean in a good way. We need to
take care of these people because they clearly can't take care of themselves. That's the
social contract. So reparations, yeah. Yeah, it's a social contract. And I feel like
It's a waste of money.
It is a waste of money.
It is, but I don't think it's a lot of spending money.
It's not a waste of money.
Because whenever you, the thing is that
there should be a degree,
like I view taking care of these people as patriotism.
I view this as fulfilling the social contract
that the public has with the state.
Because if the state, like a lot of people,
how many of you guys have a person like this
in your family or in your disconnected family, right?
or sorry extended family, right?
There's somebody out there like this.
I think that whenever you know that,
yeah, there's people like that.
Yeah, there are, they're out there.
And my brother, not good.
And so if you knew that the government was taking care
of your brother, your crazy aunt or something like that,
I think that there would be a better social contract
and people would understand paying taxes more.
They'd care more about the government.
They'd care about the country more.
the country would be able to provide a service
they'd be providing a service to that family
and i think that's a good thing
maybe it's weird for me to say this maybe it's crazy for me to say this but i
think there's a social contract
that is being broken
because we allow these people to live out on the street
that's the way i see it
these people should not be living out on the street this is embarrassing it's
disgraceful
this is the richest country in the world we need to start acting like it
and if you are bringing people in the chili or any chilies or anything else
feel like honestly
that's where things are going to go right and uh...
you know like a they shouldn't be there in the first place
is that a waste of money if you consider the police time insurance claims all
the crime see people commit no you're actually at the great point yeah
they're gonna go out there and cause tons of money and cause tons of problems
and uh... my brother and i think i wonder if we'll get the call that
he's dead if i was an institution to get him help with the rewards are not
at least i know he is in debt exactly i think there's a lot of people that
feel that way
so uh... of course
well this is another one of the uh... the ice people
you have people complain about taking care of vets or accusing vets of fraud
how are we gonna get them to take care of our homeless
well there are some vets that do fraud i mean sure like i mean i think that
there's probably a good amount of it
but i think that again it's a matter of priorities right the first thing you
should focus on
are the people that are the uh... you know somali in scammers i'd go after
them first that's what i would say
unfortunately people take advantage of the system so they don't work to
get fraud rather than leaving it people actually needed well yeah but the
problem there's enforcement right
man
so they have ice now that's at the airports
man how about that it's actually working thank god oh is this another one
uh...
Oh, this is the, is this the full video?
Tell me about what you're doing here today at the airport?
That's the system, that's the system.
How are you assisting?
I'm doing fine, I'm doing fine, I'm doing fine.
Good job, I see you guys all walking in a group, what's up?
Anybody, can anybody inform you
how you guys are helping out?
No thoughts.
Look at, look at what he captioned it.
little fascist giggles. What the hell is wrong with you? What are you thinking?
No talks. What the hell? You guys are the foot soldiers of the fascist regime, right?
Is that not what it is? Is that funny? Is that funny?
What's funny about that? That was a big laugh. Come on. Tell me at least my
this money. What do you think you're doing here? Just checking tickets? Come on man. You
don't, you steal what I said I was doing. Look at that was you a few weeks ago. I don't know.
Maybe that was you a few weeks ago. That's it? One big laugh and nothing else to say?
I think we should, honestly, if you're going around harassing law enforcement at
the airport, I think they should just put you on the no fly list. I do. It's
annoying. It's annoying dumb behavior. Why are we putting up with this? Why would put
up with this shit? What are we doing with this? Like, oh my god, you're going around
letting them do this, bro. Yes, exactly. And I don't know why like really, because you're
going like it's one thing to record them. It's another thing to like walk after them.
Like they should they should have a way to solve this shit. They should. This
is embarrassing, man. And yeah, find the internet. Yeah, exactly, right? And
Notice the camera angle? That's another entitled midget? Wait, the camera angle?
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
And he's looking down.
Oh, oh, no, bro.
Little man, yep, that's right.
This guy's probably like five foot six, five foot five.
But he's a short king.
Yeah. I don't know about the king part, but he's short and is a hobbit. Yeah. Maybe that's why they were laughing at him.
I think that might be it. They were just laughing at him because he was short.
And, uh, man, it's just funny as hell. I do think that you should, there should be an accountability for this.
People that go and do this shit. It's just so annoying for me to look at it and hear it.
And, uh, anyway, I pulled this. Oh my God. Look at all this. Look at all this.
Y'all ready for this?
Get that fake one!
Let's go!
Let's go!
No, no, no!
No, no, no!
No, no, no!
No, no, no!
No, no!
No!
No, no, no!
No, no, no!
Look at them all!
No, damn!
Oh, damn!
They stole the red Doritos, the blue ones are the good Doritos, and what about Doritos?
Well, I had some Doritos in it, I was getting a little bit Doritos myself.
I paid for that bag, you know.
He believed it, he believed it, they just walked it around like they think they can
do this.
Isn't this amazing?
Like I don't know what the hell's wrong with them
Thank God I live in a wealthy neighborhood. Yeah, it's just it's really and they just they're assaulting the guy
Look who does this?
Who throws a fuck who the fuck throws a bottle of Fango?
It's maddening as I said bro like all they need to do
is you just need one person like me, you need one person like me that gets in the government
and this would stop. This would stop real quick.
I hope that one day it happens. I do. It doesn't matter if it's a wealthy district or not,
They come by anyways. Yeah, exactly. They do and what it help it was an artist of sorts
No, I don't really not even about that. Honestly, it's just that what I would do is that I
Would just tell any of the store owners that
If you shoot one of these people, I'm gonna just pardon you
I'm gonna pardon you can kill you just kill him if they come into your store and they start stealing shit
Just shoot him. Just shoot him. We're gonna pardon you
That's right. Yeah
That's what I do is, yeah, and I guarantee you this shit would go away immediately, would
go away in a day.
And yeah, exactly, shoot them 50 times?
Well, yeah, I mean, if they get away, of course.
And well, on property value, your property value is going to go up whenever you ain't
getting stolen from.
That's the way I see it.
And the American treatment, exactly.
I pardon them and put a grant system so maybe you get paid for shooting them?
could be big you could seize their assets after you shoot them and then give
part of the assets to the person to kill them wow wow okay now we're talking
about we're talking about fucking like full loot full loot shop with it damn
that's big that's really big I don't know if I'm even ready I don't know if
I'm ready for that one but that's pretty big and the other crusades I mean not
just at what assets I don't know like maybe he's got a phone right you get
phone yeah like you get to lose them and that's it they don't have assets well
maybe but like anyway no I don't know why you let this happen I really don't
and it's just some of this shit that happens is just so fucking ridiculous I
can't even believe this and you've got even this is the thing right look at
this see this see this key lime pie see that this is America right here see
that you take him inside look at that this is a matter see Florida's best
key lime pie and you see he got a shirt on too he got he and he does he got a
shirt on yeah that's right and can you can you have people like this when you
have people like this no you can't you can't do it you have one or the other
and I'd much rather have the alligator with a t-shirt in the key lime pie
store than having a bunch of idiots show up with ski masks on beaten up a fucking an Indian
shopkeeper over over some bottles of fucking store brand or off brand soda is embarrassing
it really is make use of alligator Alcatraz exactly man and we'll see how this goes but
I just I really hope that it happens. Oh this is by the way.
So, Chinese State Broadcast on America and Iran, Episode 2.
You made sure... Are you alright?
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Oh look it is!
Oh look at this
Look at this
Uh oh
Who are you and what are you doing?
Are you going to use oil to fry fish?
Are you going to use oil to fry that squid?
We are just doing research
to find out what you are going to use to fry fish
I just realized
This is Israel
It's Israel.
The squid is the Jew.
It's not like we can discuss further.
You're a toast! You want to attack me! You!
You know what? Oh boy, this backyard belongs to me.
Oh no! What?
Oh, what's this?
The type of racism that people that aren't American are capable of doing transcends any, like, KKK meeting.
KKK is like, oh, they don't like black people.
This is like there's a whole ecology to it, there's a whole philosophy, like a mythology of their racism.
This is big.
Why are you running?
My brother will definitely bring us a question to find.
Oh my god.
Justice for the mealotola.
This is peak racist?
It is.
good. This is advanced racism and I can't wait for part three. So here's the funny thing
is that I like so like I've obviously been on like four channel like poll and everything.
There are memes of black people that Chinese people have on Chinese social media that aren't
even on poll. Like there was a Chinese social media app where a black person posted a
photo of themselves and the photo replies, these were racist memes I didn't even know
existed.
you
you
you
you
you
And, uh, base, yes, and I wonder, guys, I wonder where they came from.
I bet this is a guy in China, right?
It's a guy over here in Iran, yeah, for sure.
Oh, my fucking god.
I saw this, I thought it was really funny.
That's the trick.
Do one thing and say the opposite, I guess.
I asked my top left. No, man, come on, you can't do that to me. And yeah, what is that?
Oh, my God. Is that fucking Scotland? It looks like Braveheart, but it's obviously not in
the right place. But yeah. Oh, my God, why am I in Scandinavia? Good question, isn't
it? And I just saw this. I thought it's like, I love these comments. I do. Oh,
Here it is. JD Vance officially confirms that representative Ilhan Omar committed immigration
fraud. Wow. Wow.
Talk about Ilhan Omar and Tim Walton. Obviously Ilhan Omar. The president and the White House
have been out saying that she married her brother, that there is immigration fraud going
on here. These are deportable, denaturalization offenses. Can you give us an update on that?
Yeah, so we actually think that Eliano No More definitely committed immigration fraud against
the United States of America. We think that? What do you mean you think that?
And I talked to Steve Miller about this actually recently. I bet you did.
We're trying to look at what the remedies are. That's the thing that we're trying to
to figure out is one of the I know what they are illegal remedies now that we know
that she's worth it if that here's the question right if the legal remedy isn't
to denaturalize her sees every asset that she has and then put anybody that
we she was conspiring with in jail then the problem is that there's not a rule
that says that you can do that like that there should be a rule that says
you do that.
He's really lost a lot of weight, hasn't he?
God, how do you go after her?
How do you investigate her?
How do you actually do the thing?
How do you build the case necessary to get some...
You know what we should do?
We should try to set up something with JD Vance and Clev and see if he can get into
looks maxing.
I think honestly, because I feel like a, like a, a Chad JD Vance for president would be fucking
crazy for 2028.
Klaus in jail is pardoning.
It's fine.
It's coming out.
Um, justice for the American people.
There's a related issue, Benny, which is she has been at the center of a lot of the
worst fraudsters in the Somali community.
So do I know that Ileana Amar was aware that the quality learing center was defrauding the
American people?
I'm not certain of it, but we at least need to investigate it because if people can commit
wrongdoing without even the fear that they're going to be found out, that that's a fundamental
problem.
So I'm worried about the immigration fraud.
I'm also worried about what did Ileana Amar know about what was happening in the
Somalia community and why she knew about all of it probably.
Well, that's what I bet on. I bet money on that. You think she didn't know? She's not
stupid. Like, I mean, it's obvious what's going on. You could be 90 IQ and know what's
going on. Nobody looking into it. Frankly, that'll sort of get along. Yeah. No. And the
thing is, she the ringleader, she probably not the ringleader. She's just a beneficiary,
right? There's a lot of them that are into that. So he got it. Honestly, like they
really got to go after these people. Like they got, we need somebody that wakes
up every morning and thinks about how many people they can get out of the country.
We need to get like a thousand people that every single morning they wake up and they
think about how are we going to catch these fucking pirates?
How are we going to get these bandits?
How are we going to get them all?
And it's Steven Miller.
I know.
I know.
We have a few of them, but we don't have enough.
We need a lot more.
We need a whole lot more.
And hopefully they can do that.
I don't know when that's going to happen.
One of these days. I'm sure it will and we need this in Europe. Yeah, you're right about that too and let me go
I'll look at this here a defendant Erica Karp essentially yours on the right. I don't know about this
It seems like some bullshit. They're demons. Wait, what?
Wait, yo, what the fuck?
What?
Demons
What you're gonna release all the UFO files I will work it on it's funny
When I came in, I was obsessed with the UFO files.
And then you start getting really busy
worrying about the economy and national security
and things like that.
But I've still got three more years as vice president.
I will get to the bottom of the UFO files.
Okay, have you stabby peaked?
Have you done a peek?
Have I what?
Have you done a peek?
Have you done like that, you know?
So I actually have.
I have not.
I have full independence day and I like.
I have not been able to spend enough time on this
to really understand it.
But I am going to, trust me, I'm obsessed with this.
I've already had a couple of times where I'm like,
All right, we're going to area 51, we're going out to New Mexico.
We're just going to get to the bottom of this and then the timing of the trip
just didn't work out. But trust me, anybody who's curious about this,
I'm more curious than anybody. And I've got three years of the very tippy top
of the classification. I'm going to get to the bottom of it.
Okay. So you haven't been to the area 51 yet?
Not yet.
I'm not going to say they get to you if it's not on high.
Yeah. Hey, right team. Hey, right team. Right. I know. I've heard that as well,
but I don't know. I haven't looked into it yet.
They know just not the time.
Yeah, we saw aliens.
We saw the things.
I don't think you're I don't think they're aliens.
I think they're demons anyway, but that's a longer discussion.
Well, I can't let you go without it.
This Barack Obama is on this podcast and he goes, yeah,
aliens are real, but like, here's where they're not.
What? And, you know, they're demons.
So Obama says, you know, like aliens are real.
Oh, yeah, they go, but they're not at area 51.
Yeah. And and where are they for us?
Right. There's a great question.
I mean, so you think they're demons.
Well, look, I think celestial beings, celestial beings.
This is the vice president who fly around to do weird things to people.
Yeah, I think that the desire to describe everything, celestial,
everything is otherworldly to describe it as aliens.
I mean, every great world religion, including Christianity,
the one that I believe in has has understood that there are weird things out there and there
are things that are very difficult to explain. And I naturally go when I hear about sort of
extra natural phenomenon, that's where I go to is the Christian understanding that there's
a lot of good out there, but there's also some people out there. And I think that
one of the devil's great tricks is to convince people we never existed.
Wow.
Wow.
Okay.
Holy shit.
Okay. Yeah, I don't know what to say.
Trump promised it as well.
I don't even know what to say about that.
Yeah, I have no idea whatsoever.
And I bet your mom looked in on this.
Alien abductions are also sexual in nature.
So people, a lot of people believe that they're demonic.
They're illegal space aliens.
We need to deport them.
Yeah, that's true. I mean, obviously, of course.
I mean everybody knows this and that's my president. Hopefully right. I mean, I'm just glad to see this
I thought all for this continues. I mean honestly more than anything else. I do. I hope it continues and I can't believe down
I heard this one. It's popular theory. Oh that they're demons. I mean I heard it, but like what is this? Oh
Oh, they're driving around Jesus Christ
Damn they're bringing up the toilet is again
Uh-oh. What a surprise.
Anyone's a problem with us 3,000 years ago? Longer than that.
That's what they got to do. Yeah, they have to stage street shows with convoys and vehicles. Yeah, to intimidate people.
Yeah, that's what they have to do. They have to push that.
And do you know if the Iranians are starving? What is this? Oh God.
Being able to see or hear from any of the Iranian people.
And I imagine that is because of their internet is shut down.
And I think there is some general worry about them, obviously their government treats them
terribly and killed tens of thousands of them in January.
Do you, again, like Kayleigh, I would never ask you to tell us something that is classified,
but do you have any insight as to how they are doing?
Do they have drinking water?
Do they have food?
Right, I do.
It's upsetting.
I do.
But first, you remember when we had lunch years ago in the face of Trump Tower when it was a brand new building?
A long time ago, yes.
A long time ago, and you haven't changed.
You have not changed.
Now, I'm not allowed to say this.
It's the end of my political career.
But you may be even better looking.
Okay.
I've been able to-
Oh my god!
Okay, uh, yeah, he's gonna be 80 years old in like a few months, man
Yeah, uh, there it is, bro. He- he about to be 80 years old
This guy become president. I think you just saw how right? That's it. Yeah, the anti-regime. Oh, what is this here?
Anti-regime combat units, just the ambush several vehicles belonging to the IRGC security forces and killed them. Oh
Oh, I love to see that absolutely unhappy to see this
but yeah, hopefully it continues
I really want to see I want to see that happen more right and people gonna pop off the rest of it and
And, uh, wouldn't mind to do a Trump after this?
Honestly, she probably just used to that happening, right?
She just used to that.
And, uh, what is this here?
Let me tell you something, here I am in the UK, in London.
Yeah. And I'll tell you, the people are just so good.
They've been muzzled so much.
To be honest, they're called a spade of spade.
They've muzzled so much.
you sucked the living daylight everything out of them they're just
walking around now the shell it's just like a shell and I remember I was born
here but I remember how it used to be it was fantastic man the energy was great
now that people have sucked out of energy because of all this you don't
know what's going on. Uh-huh. He didn't want to get arrested. I pray for the UK. I really
do because I remember how it used to be and it's out of their hands. It's out of
their control. It's sad, man. It really is. It's been colonized. Yeah, everybody
knows about this. The only reason Sneeko, Ender Tate, and Clavicular get any
viewers at all is because they pay people to clip their content. What?
That's the thing with clipping, these fucking streamers got it all ass backwards and they fucked up the gang.
Oh! Oh!
When we paid this guy $100,000 a month to clip my content for me,
That's what I'm talking about, Gator.
I just, you know, it's just annoying to me. It's like, these clippers are fucking leeches.
It's not the clippers that make the streamer, man.
It's the streamer that make the clippers.
Without the streamers, the clipper has nothing.
They don't make any money, they have nothing.
And the streamers is giving too much power to these motherfuckers and you know, I try to get this one couple clippers
Sometimes and I have editors for my YouTube. I didn't even know this was a thing
Like I mean, I knew it was a thing, but I didn't know that there was animosity behind it
Like I see clippers that post shit about me out of contacts all the time. I'm just like, yeah, that's the way it is
That's what they do
They're like, all right, pay me $10,000 a month and I'll do three clips a day and blah blah blah.
And I'm like, dude, what the fuck are you saying?
I'm not paying you $10,000 a month.
The post literally clips that you're going to just go to my channel, go to the clip section and pick a couple.
Is this a thing?
And then, like, post them.
Like, that's...
There's a clipping industry?
I guess, yeah.
These motherfuckers had no destiny to come to me.
All right, hang me 25 a month and I'll make you go viral. I don't need you you need me
I don't fucking need you damn. You don't know shit. I'm not paying you
400,000 a year to post clips of me, dude
when you
Have everything built on clippers
That you're paying money to the clippers have a motivation
They keep the paycheck rolling it right yeah, so the clippers are gonna view by the clips
Because they're motivated to keep getting money from you because they're not making money from going viral
Because they do buy them this shit. They're not gonna get money from the from the platform for the news. Yeah, so they're getting money from you
So in order to keep getting money from you they do bought your clips and then they're like oh look
I'm making you go viral. You're not doing shit. You bought the clip. Damn
And then you got all the and then they do buy the streamer as well to make the streamer thing
Is this a game this and like, I mean, dude, you know how that's how the game is now.
And it's fucking annoying.
It's weird to me because like I never really did any.
I don't do any of that.
Like I don't even know people paid Clippers or something like that.
There is one time.
So the only time that I've ever talked to one of these clip channels is that
they reached out to me because they made a post about me that was
inaccurate and I clarified it on my stream and they reached out to me
to apologize. And I was like, it's fine, man, I know how it is. And that was it. That was
it. That's the only other time I've ever talked to any of them. And so you hired the clippers,
I guess, right? But like, neon pays a million dollars a month on average for clippers. No,
we does. He's making a million dollars a million something came up. Yeet. No, it was
not you. It was somebody else. I don't want to go down the process of elimination
of who it actually was, but it was not you. And so anyway, yeah, what is this
you're heard of this guy this person you've messaged this I gotta I gotta pull
you up number one mods how do we not ban somebody that does this how do we not
ban this person like what's the rule for spanning what's the rule for span
I don't know how this wasn't caught. I don't know either
What what what's the rule for spamming I don't understand this I
Get out watch your YouTube first time. No, it's not you've been following since 2024
Yeah, like what do you mean you've been watching for a long time
So, no, I want to understand this. Why do you think that never spanned though?
You think that's why why did it why do you think I didn't answer your question the first
like fucking 10 times you you you asked it?
Because I want to I want to understand this from your point of view.
I want to get to the bottom of this.
Have you ever seen one of my posts get responded to?
Well, now you have.
So, what do you think that would you want somebody to constantly pester you,
asking you the same question over and over and over, like non-stop?
Would you want that in your life?
Would you want that?
I'm 32 it was bad judgment. No, I'm asking you why would you want that or not? I figure
weren't seeing it. So so you wouldn't want that. Okay, so then why would you do it to
to me. So why would you do it to me? If you wouldn't want it to happen to you, why would
you do it to me? Because we got to figure this out. I thought you didn't see a tree
falling in the forest so the only way that I would have to make you stop spamming is to respond to
you so wouldn't that mean that I would have to it won't happen ever again well you're right because
you're going to get banned like I don't understand how like I mean there's like there's a level of
like mental like you don't want anybody to do that to you if I don't read your message that
That doesn't mean I didn't see it.
It means maybe I just didn't want to read.
I didn't care about it.
So it's such a simple concept.
I don't understand how somebody can be
so socially retarded to think that,
like, and I know I'm probably going on
about this too much, but I hate people to act this way
because it's so fucking annoying.
And the reason why I pull them up
and I really, I drag them for this
is because I want them to realize
that they're fucking wrong.
I want them to understand exactly how they're wrong.
Makes me so mad.
There's no way you can read her a message?
No, I did.
If you type the same thing more than twice,
you're probably gonna get permanent.
Honestly, sometimes I ban people on the second time.
I do, sometimes I ban people the first time.
Somebody asked something that's fucking annoying me
or something else like that?
I would be so fucking tired of that, bro.
Like it's annoying, you're crashing out, yeah.
And it's just annoying as fuck to see that.
It's so, so annoying.
And yeah, and like, I don't understand this at all.
But yeah, it's just to me, like,
I wish more people would understand that.
So yeah, I mean, if you spam in the chat,
you're gonna get permanent, like, that's just the way it is.
Anybody that acts that way is really annoying.
And you know, that's really about all I got to say.
The mental retardation starter pack?
Oh my God, is this about,
oh, the bosses are too difficult?
No, I mean, clunky controls is true though.
That one is true.
and uh... they get the national the gay national anthem is my walkoff
wait what
if you don't wear a certain cloth all over your face you have no chance of
living
and you know when i look at
a gaze for palestine but they kill gay they kill him
instantly they throw more buildings and i'm saying
who are the gay damn
for palestine and they have
a significant amount of
days for person now i think when the united very well with the gay vote okay
i even had i even played
the gay national anthem as my walk off okay
he just doesn't give a fuck
uh... even had i even played
the gay national anthem as my walk off okay
and i think it probably helped me but i did great with it probably help me
ever gotten
uh... the game like i did and i'm proud of it i think it's great
it perhaps it's because i'm from new york city i don't know but but the the
gay national anthem was my walk off and i think it probably had but think of it
gays for palisthenics
he's right yeah he knows yes he knows i knew we knew
and uh... let me go i'll look at the uh... the other ones here but uh...
Oh my god, there's a whole lot more of this and at 51. I'm out about that. So many various is PlayStation 5 models
I don't even know what the fuck this is, but yeah, anyway, I'll look at some of the shit on red
I missed out on this zoomer streams are wild
Streamer collic your mag dumped an alligator live on stream is now in trouble kick band and we got arrested now
He faces felony charges. He didn't get arrested for that. I'm pretty sure I mean I could be wrong
But I don't think that's it or not
How do you understand this picture? You need to have a life and hose for you to have a balance a good balance in life
That's true actually yeah
That way it's like you never get tired or bored or anything like that. That's smart
Yeah, you want to have obviously multiple ones on a roster clearly and
Ram memory companies have plummeted and are reporting million dollar losses after Google's announcement of the creation of an AI algorithm
That reduces memory usage by a factor of six and improved speed by a factor of eight
Ramp prices are projected to go down. Holy shit. That's a lot. Wow. God damn. Okay. That's good
Yeah, I feel like that's great. Obviously that was gonna happen boxer walk out as King Baldwin the fourth and wins the fight
Fucking based man. Absolutely fucking based a female kitten named Rosie was raped in a park. What is this here the female?
Oh my god what the fuck bro like what what bro like oh I don't even want to look at that
So even if it's censored, I don't even want to I don't even dude. What what the fuck is going on like that isn't who posts this stuff
Well, no, I mean like I don't mind the post. It's just ridiculous. It's so ridiculous
Harry Potter, Jen Alpha. I already saw this. I'm pretty sure
Relationship advice election media didn't
Are you really Harry Potter my gin?
This is so fucking ridiculous, bro, like...
Oh my god!
How are these AI videos getting so good? I love these, they're so funny!
Is it TripLoch? Is that Wigarth? Yeah, it's next to Wigarth, uh...
Relationship advice, three questions to ask your man after he had a long day at work.
Three questions to ask your man after he had a long day at work.
First, which chemical worker do you have the most chemistry with?
Oh my god.
Second, if your ex and I switched bodies, who would you continue dating and why?
Oh. Oh no.
Would you still love me if you were handsome?
Oh my...
Man... wow.
I...
I just... dude.
This is just like... I... like this is the kind of...
Can you imagine coming home from work for eight hours and you have to answer this question?
You like sitting there, wait...
What the fuck? What do you mean?
Would it be a trap? I guess so, bro. Speedrunning a breakup? Yeah, if you were a handsome, well,
I wouldn't even really give a shit about that one. But, like, the other ones are just crazy.
This is how women go to war with other women. Yeah, women go to war with other women
by saying, yeah, you'd look really good if you got that nose ring and cut and shaved
your head. You would. No, that would really bring out your features a lot more.
And then she doesn't and then her boyfriend breaks up with her and then the girl that
gave her the advice gets with her boyfriend.
That's what happens.
See, like, female PVP is all about pretending like you're not flagged.
That's the whole thing.
And I've noticed this a lot.
Is it like they'll give this advice and these are like, these are like sabotage advice.
Like obviously nobody should do this, but you're saying this and then there's all
the women are, ah, true, true, true, oh, yes.
Yeah, it's female pee-pee's all camping. It's obnoxious, bro. It is crazy. I already saw this yesterday. I'll watch it if it's really like this
Yo, yo, yo, professor snizzle in the pot. No
We've had enough bro. What is this here similar take to what Asman said about not even a week after
IGN's response to Crimson Desert. What's this? I
Pulled this up
Yeah, I'll watch this. I'll watch it just a bit. Let me let me go to some other shit first and then we're gonna get to it
All right, watch it. We will what we will watch we will watch relax relax bitch. Go back. What's this?
All right, y'all want to watch damn fine
Yo, yo, yo professor snizzle in the potions hisel. It's your boy Snape gonna teach you lot about potions boy
Wait...
Potions is good for everything.
Potions get them galleons.
Potions get super fine holes.
You need to put a fool on ice?
Potions gonna do that too.
I don't think it's that good man.
Hold up.
Is that Harry Potter?
Sup player?
I just...
Your old man used to call me
the inward when we was at school.
does anyone want to pass to say the inward okay now do you know what the
inward is no no no no I don't know sir who here has ever called someone the
inward before no I don't know sir
These diversity hires are always like this, innit?
I heard that ya cracker as ginger.
Fiddy points from Gryffindor, for real.
I wanted an inward pass.
I thought Malfoy was gonna say it, bro.
I really did.
I thought he was gonna just drop it.
Bro, I really thought it was gonna happen.
Okay, alright.
To be fair, the ending of that was kinda funny.
Like yeah me too. I really thought it was gonna go there. He does well to immerse himself. What's this? Oh?
Oh, oh, oh, this is PUBG. It's not but it looks like it
Mm-hmm, what's he doing?
All right, that's pretty good
Oh!
Are we good? Yeah, you're good. You're good, bro. Don't worry about it.
You're fine.
Crap.
The thing is that there's people that drive like this. It's insane. I don't know what this is.
Sids like a good contributor? Yeah, that's really funny. If you're reading this, I'm in prison.
Money. What?
50, a 50... Guys.
You're linking me a 50-minute video? That's not gonna happen, okay?
Sorry to say, they put Asmon in Crimson Desert.
Guys, this does not look like me at all.
It does not look like me at all, just because it's a weird-looking white guy
with long hair that's partially balding, that doesn't make it me.
Relax.
Oh, hey! It's my talk by Adolf Hitler!
Thanks, Anna! I can't wait to start reading this!
This book belongs to me! Who gets a speech again, it's too late!
The one thing that he's known for it's like I really think that this is the most poetic thing ever that
You spend your entire life being a political activist you deck you dedicate your entire existence to being a political activist
You shock one dog and
You're a dog shocker
That's it. That's the one thing he's known by it's like what I said
You build a thousand bridges and you suck one dick. You're not a bridge builder. You're a dick sucker
You go to a thousand political rallies and you shock one dog. You're not a political activist. You're a dog zapper
it's too bad and
Yeah, that's the bridges. I guess though. Is it really that shocking? I guess so Harry. Oh, no, not another one of these
There goes Professor Snape! I have a bad feeling he's up to no go-
Why would that be?
No, why do you think that, Harry?
Oh, uh, just a gut feeling. No other reason whatsoever.
Yeah, just look out.
Oh no, Ron! I found out terrible news!
Well, Harry, I found out my dad used to bully Professor Snape!
Oh, no!
Why did he bully him?
Oh, uh, because he thought he was in there, and was making eyes at his girl.
You know?
Yeah?
Harry, was your dad racist?
Yeah, he was pretty racist.
Damn, yeah, he hung up from a fucking tree.
Oh my god.
And, uh, yeah, it's just insane, man.
And inward classic, there's a lot of those, aren't there?
And what is this here is car trying to, oh I already saw this one yesterday, uh-oh.
What a thing to have a favorite car parking space.
I've really reached the peak of life here.
One man from Devices has spent a year and seven months parking in every space as a local supermarket.
So every week I do my weekly food shop and I find it incredibly boring, much like most people I see.
So I thought I'd find a way to make it a little bit more interesting.
I did a little bit of planning, a little bit of looking at how all the spaces were laid out
and assigned numbers to each one.
And then, yeah, over the course of two years, I managed to tick off every single space.
Each time I'd come down, I'd make a note of it on my phone.
Why are white people like this?
I don't understand this.
This is very, very profoundly a white person thing to do.
I don't get it.
Phone, all the information from the day number,
the day that I came down, the date, the time,
and then how much I spent on that.
You know what the worst part is?
Is now I'm beginning to get impressed.
This is actually kind of crazy.
That shot.
After testing all 108 spaces,
even has a favorite as you come in through the entrance it's one of the
first spots that you see and you can you can just roll right into it and I'd
call this tip top spot it's a god tier spot that's what I listed as holy shit
man and it's productive boredom and peace I guess so guys like yeah but I
mean like whenever honestly whenever I saw this I was like wait a minute hold
Hold up! Hold up! Wait a minute!
Pure boredom is its own hell.
I mean, doesn't he have video games or something?
Like, what do you mean?
If you ever owned this accessory, you were a menace.
What a mic.
If you ever owned this Xbox accessory, you were a menace.
Don't you fuck it. I beat your fucking ass, you little...
And you know what? I will fucking kill you.
I will fuck your mom.
I will do anything I want, little bitch.
Bitch! Add me and I'll 1v1 you any day!
This is the equipment...
Man...
My Xbox 360 keyboard...
Man...
I didn't have this, but...
I would just type them out, with like the, you know, the little buttons.
And the N key...
Why does it feel like the G key is being used twice as much as the other ones?
Because it looks like, you know, the E, the R, and the N, it's like this is like half
way gone, but the G one is like all the way gone.
Like they've used it it said good game a lot right right good game. That's what it's got to be. Yes, I
Remember that keyboard. That's crazy
And that's yeah, bro
Crazy you ain't tell people you played Call of Duty
Said Gg a lot yeah, I guess so oh my fucking god game versus movie which one is better. Okay. Let's see this
What the fuck is he doing here the fuck what is why wait a minute I know why I know why
Oh, I know why.
Not bad, not bad.
Now you.
Now I know! Bro, I knew this, we need a Bollywood game, we're getting one actually. It's gonna
probably come out like two or three years, I would assume. But like the game, whenever
you perfect dodge in the Bollywood game, it zooms in on the character and he fixes
his hair. It's so good dude. It's so fucking good. Didn't I play it? I think I played
it. Didn't I? No, no, I didn't. I watched a video on it. I'm pretty sure maybe I did.
I don't fucking remember. But yeah, we're a farming. Yeah, that shit was insane. And
okay, no, we're not looking at this at all. Asmongold needs a no woman Chinese robot waifu.
Why? No women Chinese? What is this? What?
Oh, yeah. Uh huh.
Right.
Welcome back slavery.
Those don't work. No those don't work yet. That's all.
Damn.
Damn.
There's no way bro, if it could do all this, but we need to get one of these, honestly,
this would be a good idea.
This would be a great idea.
Maybe I should do that.
I should try to get like, remember E1 gets like those new robots set up.
I try and see if I get one and see what it could do and that's a crazy though
Why is it in stop motion? Oh, I don't know probably because it's really slow at doing them and it's a clanker
It is yeah, I feel like maybe that should happen Chuck Norris has been found has been dead for ten years
But that's only found the courage to tell him a year ago
After using a grim reaper as a punching bag for 12 months Chuck Norris got bored
He carried his own coffin to his grave and now he does job himself
okay guys
oops, I think my audio broke and
But yeah, what is this here?
Take it to a cleaner place?
Well, I would say that my room is actually relatively clean now.
I honestly, I think that it's actually clean.
It's always clean.
There's no garbage anywhere.
I feel like it was actually really easy.
The reason why I would always have garbage constantly
is because I never had it cleaned up.
Like that's the reason.
Like I don't actually really have problems
with like making messes or anything like that.
And new man, yeah, I'm being honest.
I really am.
And what about the rest of the house?
It's like hit and miss, right?
I mean, some places you're clean, some are not.
Show the setup?
I mean, I could show the setup.
Yeah, sure.
I'll pull it up right now.
We can see.
Let me see how I can show you guys what it looks like.
How's it?
There it is.
All right.
Actually, let me do one more because it's
showing my Discord.
All right, all right y'all y'all ready to see it
So
Give me one second
All right, you guys gonna see it right now give me one minute. I'll pull it up
Actually, well it is a DM. So I got to open off screen. Give me a sec
So this is the way it looks right now make sure I think I got everything set up. Yeah, yeah, this is what this off on
Let me shoot this double check something
Oh
Fuck fuck. Never mind. I had a give me one second. I
Had a male and I want to I want to put that off off camera. I have to take another one. I'm sorry. Give me a sec. I
Forgot
Okay, all right.
Leif, shut up.
No, it's fine.
I-I-I-I people can't even really see it, I just-I-I just don't want to have that element.
All right, y'all gonna get that.
All right, this is the way my stream looks like right now.
At this very moment, we're gonna look at it.
Give me one sec, I'll pull it up.
And...
Do I not send it?
I don't think I sent it.
me a minute. Okay hopefully this is gonna work and you guys get an idea what it looks
like right now. And this is like right now like no bullshit anything else. Unknown attachment
wait what what do you mean it's an unknown attachment no it's not just send it. Just
Give me a minute.
Sorry, I'm like a retard.
I'm a retard.
Okay, I think it worked.
Yeah.
All right, let me double check,
make sure everything else is good here.
It looks like,
yeah, that should be,
all right, that's good.
Yeah.
All right, here we go.
This is my setup right now.
At this very moment.
Like literally right now,
like if you guys look at it, it's right there.
There it is.
So it's, yeah, and that's right now.
That's right now at this very moment.
And so, yeah, no, I mean, I told y'all like,
and the reason why I changed it,
I'm gonna tell y'all the reason why,
is because it was just fucking annoying, right?
That's the reason why.
And uh, gotta even out those uh, screens man. No, I don't need to do shit.
It's perfect the way it is. You got a nice room? Well, nah, I mean, I had this room my whole life, really.
Actually, I started, I started streaming in this room, uh, or, you know, like doing shit in this room whenever I was like, uh, like 19 or 20, maybe something like that.
And uh, so yeah, what's this here? Now, why don't you suck at games? Shut up, bitch. Shut the fuck up. And uh, no, this is another webcam I have just in case my other one goes out.
But I don't know I don't have a plug in for you know obvious reasons, right?
And what is this here? Why is your whiteboard say fansly?
It doesn't it says a flying challenge and that's that stuff from a world of Warcraft
That's from a long ass time ago. Is your Sam's Club thing still there?
Yeah, it's still there. Yeah, there it is. I still have it
Put it back up on there.
There it is, we got it.
All right, yeah, no, I had it the whole time, man.
And yeah, it's just that's always how it's been, right?
Mind your lever back.
Oh, the letter, put the letter back?
No, you're right, actually.
Like, honestly, I think I paid this bill.
I'm pretty sure I did.
But, you know, who knows, maybe I didn't.
And actually remember the light board list to do?
That's wild?
Yeah, yeah.
And like, I used to do that from back in the day.
That was a big thing for me.
Was your camera still on the Gatorade bottle?
It's not, but I still have the Gatorade bottle,
if that makes sense.
I haven't wanted to get rid of that.
All right, we're probably not gonna scroll down anymore.
Maybe that's not a good idea.
So anyway, yeah, I forgot even what I was saying.
Honestly, I got distracted.
And anyway, what is this here?
Sony increased PS5 again, and now they increased it.
650, what the, $900?
for a PS5 Pro?
Holy fuck, are you kidding me?
That's insane! I mean, this isn't real, is it? Right?
How...
How much do a PS5
cost in the US and a Pro version?
Well, how much?
No, it doesn't say this. It says it's only 800. It says it's only 850. What are y'all talking about?
Is there a new one here? Like PS5 when we look this up because there was something about this from before, right?
Yeah, it's like they're raising the price.
Oh
That is insane
That's crazy. It said 900 and under that's fucking ridiculous. It said 900. I didn't read it the right way then and
Wow
so
Incoming I don't even know what it is this AI maybe I mean, I don't know
It's probably it's probably a mix of like three things, right? And everyone consoles would get cheaper
Yeah, bro, like I'm gonna be honest like if you buy one of these like ps5 owners
I got a ps5 on day one. I did I got I got a day one ps5 shout the Senate who brought it over to my house like early in
The morning imagine being a console gamer in 2026 honestly being a console gamers a lot like just being a
No, bro, what is this?
The correct one would be he points at one of them and then he deport them.
Yeah, I mean that's it.
I mean I feel like that's a PS5 Pro without a hard drive?
Without a hard drive?
Holy fucking shit.
And what is this?
Your important price update.
So this is the PS5 post right here.
Holy shit man.
Let me go and pull this up.
New price changes for the PS5 Pro and it's starting April 2nd.
That way people don't think it's April Fools.
Oh great, yeah, no.
Well there is April Fools.
Anybody that buys a PS5 now is a fucking fool.
That's insane.
Look how expensive that is.
That's crazy.
Holy fucking shit.
And anyway, nice time.
I don't know how this happens.
I really don't.
And yeah, go back and shut up.
And anyway, let me go and look at the rest of these.
This is some other shit.
There's really there's a lot of this, huh? And look the GPU maybe
Anyway, let me go and find these other ones too. He's so relatable. What the fuck I have never met a girl
And I've never even seen a girl I
Have never met a girl and I've never even seen a girl I
I have truth.
Top 5 useless degrees.
Okay, I'll watch this.
So you went to community college for a decade?
I know.
My degree was in Chicano Studies and Boom.
What was Chicano Studies?
What?
Chicano Studies.
It's a culture.
Mexican American.
And you got a degree in that?
Yes.
On purpose?
Yeah.
I wanted to connect to my roots.
I'm not getting a job in Mexican American Studies.
But I can go back to school.
So you could get another fake degree?
Maybe get a gender studies degree this time.
Do you have an A degree?
Yeah, I have a degree in liberal math.
Liberal math?
Oh, I know what liberal math is.
I see it all the time.
What can we get into?
I don't know.
What can you get into?
It's when you don't understand per capita.
What are you studying?
I am studying creative writing.
going to a private institution for a degree that typically does not have the best return
of investment. But I have a passion for this kind of writing. What is the degree required?
We built, yeah, 75. I actually think it's okay for people to get degrees in something they're
not going to make a job out of. The problem is whenever they want to make a job out of it,
like if you want to go to college to enrich your life to understand the world better,
I think that's totally fine, but if you're on financial audit and you're doing that,
I think I can see a problem.
$2000 a student loan debt, say the degree one more time?
I study Shakespeare.
Okay.
Shakespeare.
Lovely guy.
What are you going to do with that?
Um, well, that's such a complicated question, like...
Oh, no.
That's such a complicated question.
Oh, no.
This is where I just have to say, you know, we come from different worlds.
not going to understand this. You're not going to understand. See, no, no, no, you don't understand.
I can't get a job because I have anxiety. And so the only thing that I can do is stay at home
all day and jack off to anime, eat chicken nuggets, order DoorDash and play video games.
You see, like that's the only thing that I can do. So if you don't let me do that,
Like, I'm basically being oppressed.
You won't understand, like, the precarity and why it's really all right.
What do you mean, though?
Like, your reaction there was like, oh, I...
No, I studied music composition in college.
I was in the...
See, yeah, two ways to decrease.
College of Art, School of Music.
But I asked the job and you didn't...
I also have a wasted degree.
It's called business administration.
It's probably more useless than music.
No, what to say.
So I have a lot of experience working at writing centers.
So I could be that, you know, there are you could be a writing center.
Okay.
There's availability.
It's just like that's what Shakespeare would say for those kinds of jobs.
I also something I really enjoy is like working with people who are like applying to college.
His people are so stupid.
It's so fucking embarrassing.
I don't understand where these people come from.
It is so embarrassing.
Wanna be e-girl?
Dude, wanna be e-girl made 52 cents last month?
So...
We have a talent manager?
What does this mean?
Yeah.
How do you pay your talent manager?
You don't make...
Hey, I'm having...
Documented fall?
Oh my God.
Wow.
I
Get current debt
Jesus Christ, this is so embarrassing
Yeah, she hired a pimp too. Is that right? Wow, this is just look at all of these
I didn't know these dude his videos are popping off
He he's actually wait my 400 pound audit
My six
dude how much do you weigh how much do you weigh I will say this I'm sitting at
this desk and my stomach isn't trying to leap onto the table I'll just say it
makes sense that you need a cookbook it's a healthy cookbook then you're
clearly not using it oh honestly she's funny I like her oh oh that's mine I
like that that's clever I'm not from here and so I really didn't know what to
It's like all right. Yeah, that's funny. Oh, is that just daughter? Yeah. Oh
Wow, then is broke
We're saying husband looking for a sugar daddy or do you have a husband? I have both is getting cut
Oh, no, no, I mean like it's there's a lot of a I mean so she doesn't say how much she weighs my
600 pound audit that is crazy. I didn't know his videos were popping off like this. Oh my god
700,000 views 900,000 views good for him that's awesome a million views this is
great seven dude he's really out there man he's putting in work holy shit she
gets on a scale later on in the episode if somebody wants to do a super cut of
it down you know to like a more limited amount than I would look into it right
But I don't know really if I oh my god, bro. Like this is just the end the endless hypocrisies of poke main
It's got four hundred and twenty thousand views man, and then oh my god. I didn't realize which way so we put this
We put this on the main channel
Wait a minute where to go so we had a it's on the main channel the worst courtroom meltdown ever. Oh
Oh my god, I'm glad yeah the YouTube video you said you'd watch I know I would wish I'll watch this real quick and then
And then look at some other shit, right?
but then I'll take a look at it and
You know what is this here a delphine targets IGN in his newest video. Oh, this is that guy
I was gonna watch this video. I will watch that don't worry about it and
This is we already got into this we saw before I've already seen one
It's of the bullshit to watch fleek is the lead West you have to go I guess so watch the critical drinker or the rings video
Honestly, I have to see it, I have to see it, like y'all might not understand.
You guys might not get it.
On Christmas Day in the year 2000, 2000, sorry 2001, 2002, and 2003.
i with my parents
went to see or the rings and movie theaters
christmas day
or the rings is my favorite
series of all time
nothing else is even remotely close
and now
you know brings a power wasn't enough
you know they hadn't they haven't
they haven't humiliated us enough
they haven't done enough race swaps they haven't done enough uh... you know like
fucking narrative shifts
now
steven colbert
is going to be writing the new order the rings who steven colbert is a huge
fan of water rings
if there's anything that steven colbert could theoretically do correctly it
would be one of the rings
but man he sure hasn't done a lot correctly recently has any
They say that those who forget their history are doomed to repeat it, and looking at how Hollywood has treated the Lord of the Rings over the past couple of decades,
I can't help but think there's a grain of truth in that.
Just like Star Wars before it, it all began with the classic original trilogy born from a sublime blend of inspired writing,
technical skill, and timeless themes of heroism and adventure,
followed by an overblown and underwhelming trilogy of prequels made by the same people,
just older and lame or no that she'll to recapture the magic of the originals and
finally I will never forget I will never forget my mom and I would watch
War to the Rings together my mom and I watch War to the Rings together I'm not
even kidding you guys probably 300 times like one of the movies most of the time
the first one and I remember her at the movie theater for the Hobbit she was
like this and it was like it during like the it was like the barrel scene and
and she's like this.
She's slid.
She's scratched out.
Decades later, with money-hungry studios desperate to squeeze a bit more money out of old IPs
before the actors get too old or die, we come at last to the end game.
Make it shithead.
We already saw it with rings of power, Amazon's cringy attempt to compensate for a lack of
artistic merit and creative ability with embarrassing amounts of money.
And let's be honest, you don't need me to tell you what a fucking train wreck that turned
out to be.
It's great for us content creators though.
It is.
It's great.
But even stranger things are afoot at Warner Brothers, arguably the dumbest studio in
Hollywood and the massive catalogue of IPs that they somehow managed to follow
all time and time again.
Isn't it crazy that they did that back in the early 2000s?
Like the fact that it still looks good even now?
That's just insane.
Like, even if you freeze it, it still looks good.
Time again.
Damn!
What's up was the War of the Raheerim.
Remember that.
I didn't watch that because I thought that,
I found out there was a girl as the main character.
I said, pfft.
Really?
Hey, I mean, really?
I mean, either.
An animated movie that was charted out as quickly as possible so that water could retain the film rights to the franchise.
Which probably explains why more than 50 different animation studios were pulled in to get it finished in time.
And why it looks janky as fuck.
It was billed as the story of legendary warrior Helm Hammerhand in his last stand at the fortress of Helm's Deep.
But really it was all just a bait and switch to focus on his daughter Hera.
A character.
I knew it.
I knew it.
I knew it.
I knew it.
that gets mentioned in like one sentence of the original appendices and was so
unimportant that Tolkien didn't even bother giving her a name and this guy
names fucking everything and of course she turns out to be the usual generic
invincible girl boss who beats everyone and wins everything because of course
was I love the fact that I was told I totally stereotyped the show I was
I was completely biased and I was completely right.
Modern writing!
I was totally right!
But it's okay because nobody fucking watched the movie anyway and it was a massive flop.
Then came the bathroom announcement of the hunt for Gollum.
A prequel about Aragorn's quest to track down and capture Gollum sometime after Bilbo took the ring from him.
A tiny fragment of the original book where everyone knows the outcome already that was summarized in like two paragraphs at the Council of Elrond's.
Like, why? Who the fuck even asked for this? How do you expect the original actors to reprise their roles when they're all 20 years older now?
Why is that just-
Exactly, yeah, it's weird. Like, I even felt that way about Better Call Saul.
It like, it's just weird.
Who, right?
Dirk is directing it. I mean, I've seen his body of work as a director and it's not impressive.
When I think about all the incredible side stories-
2001, bro.
2001
Insane
Crazy
Generational
Side stories tales of forgotten heroism
Tragic love and bitter betrayal that you could tell in the Lord of the Rings universe
Yep, why go for something as goofy and pointless as this anyway have dodged it long enough. Let's get this over with shall we
That.
The back of us all knew it, I didn't say it wasn't good.
No, was it?
No!
Just like McCoy here, it's trying to face my deepest pain.
Last night, Peter Jackson took to the internet to announce yet another Lord of the Rings
film project that nobody asked for, or wants aids, and this is when shit truly got real.
Oh, actually why don't I get somebody asked to explain it?
Because we've got a very special partner that we're working with.
Well, you can see for yourself.
Hang on.
There we go.
Hello?
Hi, Peter.
Oh, man!
Oh, God!
When did he have air?
The fuck!
Why in the name of Sauron's molten-arse pipe would you bring in this tragically unfunny, propaganda-spu and clown to write your multi-million-dollar Lord of the Rings movie?
A man who's illustrious screenwriting credits includes such gems as Strangers with Candy and-
Oh!
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Why are we bringing talk show hosts in to write our movies now?
Like is Oprah Winfrey gonna write the next Star Wars movie?
How about we-
I mean, he knows a lot about talking, I think it's fine, like, if the thing is that...
I just worry that it's gonna be, like, I don't know if it's gonna be gay, right?
But like, it's gonna suck.
I think it's gonna suck.
I do. I think Stephen Colbert lost the juice.
He did. I think he's lost the juice. He used to have it.
He used to be that guy. I don't know if he's that guy anymore.
Get Jimmy Kimmelin to do the next Jurassic Park.
Actually that would probably be an improvement at this point to be honest.
Now in fairness to old Stephen here, he is a big lord of the rings nerd.
Although fuck knows what a guy like him sees in Tolkien's pro-western, anti-authoritarian
story of friendship, loyalty, honour, masculine heroism and clearly defined morality, but there's
a big ol' difference between knowing the lore of a fictional world and actually writing a
good story with it.
Just ask Ryan Johnson.
Then there's his politics, of which there are many.
Like remember when Peter Jackson famously said,
We didn't want to put any of our own, certainly in terms of the thematic material, we didn't want to put any of our own baggage.
I mean, we had no interest in-
Exactly.
Because there's a reason why the person that probably got paid the most money for this movie
is a guy that's dead that just wrote the book.
Like, that's- exactly, bro, like, that's- see, thank God.
Yes!
Putting our messages into this movie, but we thought that we should honor Tolkien by putting his messages into it.
Exactly!
Yes!
from Steven Colbert, a man so utterly consumed by his hatred of the orange man that he drove away his own audience and nuked his talk show.
Jesus, this guy almost makes Mark Hamill look normal.
The problem is, people like that can literally never let go of their political hangups.
It's important-
No, I can't guarantee you, but I find that there's a very high probability that it's gonna suck because of that.
Possible because it becomes bound up in the very core of who they are.
Here we are. This seeps into everything they say and do, and if he's allowed to write a script for Lord of the Rings, well, I think you can imagine who Sauron is going to become a clump.
We're going to make Mordor great again!
The Allegory 4. Speaking of which, let us review the outline of this epic saga in the making,
shall we? As per the report from Deadline News, the Lord of the Rings, Shadow of the
Past is set 14 years after the passing of Frodo. Sam, Mary and Pippin set out to retrace
the first steps of their adventure. Meanwhile, Sam's daughter Eleanor has discovered a
long burry I think that it secret and is determined to uncover why the war of the
ring was very nearly lost before it even began tell you what right yeah I'll
give you three guesses about who the real protagonist of this movie turns out
to be and here's a little hint to get you started it's not gonna be Sam
marry your pimpin.
What is it about?
Girls get it done.
You know, it's so fucking funny when life literally becomes the meme.
When you can straight up predict exactly what's gonna happen from like 10 nautical miles away,
and it still does.
Like, if I was to predict what Hollywood writers would do if they were asked to write a sequel to Lord of the Rings,
it would basically be this.
Defrost the original cast and have them come back,
play an older, poosified versions of their characters,
who learned the true meaning of adventure from a younger, more diverse, more female replacement
that doesn't just outshine them in every way possible, but also makes them realize they
were never really that heroic in the first place.
Man, make it sit there.
In fact, screw it, we might as well race swap a legacy character like Aragorn while
we're at it.
I mean, I know Hollywood desperately wants to do it.
It's a battle we're gonna fight and lose sooner or later, so we might as well get
it over with now.
know i think that like again the moment i see a race lot that's done in the story
i just usually assume the story is going to be garbage i do and like i make
exceptions for like s tier actors and like really well-known actors
like i think they have warren's fishborn play uh... fucking like uh... what's his
name read just in which are unlike okay that's fine
but like ninety nine percent of them
uh... bro like i don't know
Somebody says Gandalf the Black.
Only does this crap remind me of the historical and shitification of Star Wars,
but I also can't help thinking of James Gunn's DCU by James Gunn.
That guy has access to some of the greatest superhero characters in history.
Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, Nightwing, and instead of exploiting his biggest assets,
he wastes huge amounts of time, money, and fan goodwill,
churning out irrelevant vanity projects like Creature Commandos,
I don't know what that is.
I don't know what that is.
All of this is to say that I trust Stephen Colbert to make a good Lord of the Rings movie
about as much as I trust movie Bob with my birthday cake.
And the sad realization here is, this shit's never gonna stop, is it?
For a long time it really felt like Hollywood hit.
It eventually will.
I think it's on its way out.
I think it's obviously on its way out because the thing is that these shows that are
coming out are failing.
They are.
They're massively failing.
Meanwhile shows that don't do this kind of stuff are succeeding and when I don't know probably it like it's not gonna happen
It's not like there's gonna be okay. We won we won there's more black people in movies anymore
That's not what's gonna happen, right?
But I think that there is going to be a slow recession of this stuff
And I think it's already happening to begin with it is because like the shows fundamentally just aren't making money
They're not making money. That's it
smart enough or just scared enough not to mess with Lord of the Rings and just
appreciate a job well done that time however has long since passed and I
can't help thinking that Lord of the Rings is rapidly becoming the new
Star Wars just another convenient IP to be stripped mind until there's nothing
left and the more crap like this that gets churned out the more it slowly
tarnishes the legacy of Tolkien's masterpiece we'll always have the
original Lord of the Rings trilogy well until they remake it for modern
audiences but the time I won't care I won't give a shit like the thing is that
I've always looked at like I even saw Shadow of Mordor this way I looked at
it as fan fiction like it's just elaborate fan fiction same as rings of
power it's not the real stuff it doesn't only matter it's like you know it like
you can't go on DeviantArt and then get mad that they have like a picture of
Sonic the Hedgehog driving around in a car like who gives a shit doesn't
matter, but at the same time, you know, I wish we had good stuff too. I do.
Shadow of Mordor was actually good though. I know that, but I still view it as fanfiction.
I still did.
And when we could actually do justice to Tolkien's work has long since passed, and
somehow I don't think Stephen Colbert is gonna bring it back. Anyway, that's all I've got
for today. Go away now.
I think that there is a 0% chance that they make a good War of the Rings show or adaptation
in like the next 10 years.
I think it's 0% chance.
I'm gonna link you guys to the video.
Like I do feel this way.
Like it's unfortunate, but it's just the way it is, right?
That's just the way it is.
He sounds so defeated.
Well, War of the Rings is like most people, like I'm not most people, like many people
view War of the Rings as like their favorite series ever.
It feels like, I mean this is like the favorite movies ever.
I feel like Lord of the Rings is probably one of the most popular movies in all American
culture.
So, I mean, the fact that this is something that they're not doing very well, and they've
been fucking up, then I feel like it's a huge problem, it's sad.
And Lord of the Rings is a source of fantasy.
Yes, a lot of base fantasy stuff is from Lord of the Rings.
And I feel like it's really not a surprise considering how good Lord of the Rings was.
I think it makes a lot of sense.
So let me go back. I did say I would try the Five Nights at Epstein's game. Let me see
if I can find out. Where is that? No. I don't know where the fuck. Where is that game? I've
got to find it. Give me one second. Yeah, if you say that, that's just the way it
is, right? Anyway, let me go. I can copy-paste it over. Somebody sent me a link to it.
I'm pretty sure. Let me see if I can get it to work. One second. No. Okay. Oh my God.
All right. All right. I don't know what this is going to be like. I have no idea. My guess
about to find out. So, five nights at Epstein's. I have no idea. Apparently, all the kids are
playing this game. Let me see what this is. Oh my god. This is so retarded. Okay, game of the
year material. Okay, it says, um, new game. Is there music for this or not? Let me see if
if there's music for it. Give me one second. I've got a double check. I want to make sure
I don't have the wrong one. Let me check on this, because sometimes the audio is broken
on Firefox. Uh-oh, it's loading. Give me a second. Let me see if it picks up. No music.
No one in school has audio anyway.
Okay, well, let me just use the bathroom
and then we'll go and do this.
Stephen Hawking's the final boss.
Yes, I mean, obviously he wouldn't be...
I'll be right back, give me a sec.
All right, let me see if this is going to work, so there's no music, all right, I'm just going to
Oh
No.
I closed it.
Okay, so what's going on right now?
Oh, maybe it's the game.
Yeah, maybe it broke whenever you full screened it.
Did it?
Let me try it again.
How about right now?
It's fine.
Okay good.
I don't know what that was.
That's weird.
Okay.
Five nights at Epstein's.
Got it.
All right.
How does this work?
Click to continue.
Oh shit.
You know what that is?
Night one.
Okay.
Defend yourself against Epstein.
Epstein always starts on cam 11.
Use the camera's audio lure to keep Epstein far away from you.
Make sure the camera you're playing the sound in is next to the camera where Epstein
is.
Wait what?
sound that only one spot will not work if you do it twice or more in a row. Using the audio
lure will lead too much to the cameras breaking. To fix them, head to the control panel and
restart the cameras like you just did. Epstein does not attack through vents, so don't bother
are closing them for this night. Okay. Wait. What the fuck? What do I do? I can't. Is there
a button to press? Oh shit, okay I can move around. Oh I get it, okay. Alright, control
panel, close air vents. Okay. So I think that that's like a good thing, right? Oops, okay.
I don't know. Wait, whoa, wait, wait, my oxygen's going down. Wait, open them, open,
open the air vents, open the air vents. Okay, good. Wait a second. Alright, close
in control panel. Let me look at the camera. Oh shit. Oh shit. Okay, so it's showing I'm
I'm on camera 11, right?
And...
Hi!
Oh my god.
Oh my fucking god.
This is so fucked up.
Oh my god.
Okay, so how do I fucking move?
How do I leave?
It's it wait it's an error, but what do you mean it's an error?
Well, how do I leave?
Like you don't I'm hitting every button
Restart cameras turn it down
Okay, all right there all right now that's off. Okay good and
Oh shit, okay, so now I can look at the different cameras.
How the fuck does this work?
You never played Five Nights at Freddy's?
No, I have no idea how any of this works.
I don't know anything about this whatsoever.
Okay.
They're so dead, bro.
It's okay.
I'm gonna figure this out.
I just, I don't know entirely how it works yet.
So I just I I I I dude he just got me Epstein got me like it was nothing what the fuck
I don't need a retard. Well, I didn't I don't know how it works
Okay
So always start to camera 11
To lure Epstein away from you make sure the camera you're playing sound next to is next to the camera where Epstein is okay
So then I guess I'll go and use a count. I've never played a game like this before I've never done this
Okay, so I should go to camera 8 and then play a sound right?
That's obviously what I should do. I think it is. Okay, so then does he go there?
Camera 11. Did that work? I don't know if it did or not. Like, I don't know how...
Let me move it up so you guys can see it.
What a world we live in. Yeah, I'm trying to figure out how the fuck this
works okay you're finding out five nights ready yeah look at four first let me do
one more round let's see how this works okay so I have to lure him around
wouldn't I be able to see him there's no way I can even see him look at all the
cameras I am I'm going through every camera
I don't see, I don't see Epstein, Epstein's gone!
Camp, bro, you're cooked, yeah, I don't even know what the hell this is!
Wait, this is the fucking, oh my god!
That's that one weird fucking, oh my, what the hell is this?
Camera one? Okay, let me go to camera one.
I don't see him. Play a sound, okay? What the hell is going on? Okay, so what if I go
and I move it over and then I use the control panel and I restart the cameras? Okay, I
I close the air vents.
Okay.
Creepy as fuck.
He follows the path towards you.
Well, how do I know that?
So this is camera one.
What just happened?
Wait, what just happened?
Give me a minute.
It's 2 a.m.
You need an air bro?
I don't think so.
I think I should be fine.
Okay, I opened him. I opened him. That way I'm not dying. 49%. Okay, I'm surviving.
Okay, good. He's coming. I think I don't know how...
How do you guys know he's coming? Wait, was that him?
Is this-
Uh-oh.
Opening events makes noise? I don't think- does that matter?
I don't see him anywhere.
That would be so bad. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
I've never played a game like this before. I don't know what the hell- I don't- I don't even know what to do.
Okay.
The sound?
Play the sounds? Okay. Let me play the sounds. Alright.
Let me see what happens.
Hi!
I don't think there's anything that's going on here.
Okay.
Okay.
Alright.
Guys.
This is so retarded.
This is so- I have no fucking idea how this works, alright?
This game is retarded.
And it sucks. It sucks. The game sucks.
I could see why kids play it. It's very funny. It's very edgy, etc.
But man, it's really not that good, okay? It's really not that good. Sorry guys.
And you got to touch. I did. It's a skill issue, bro. It's not a skill issue, okay?
I would have been an- No, you know what? I would not have been good at playing Five Nights at Epstein's.
I was gonna say I would be good at it. I would not be good at it. I would be bad at it.
This is so yes, exactly. I would be so bad at this game. I would be horrible at this game actually
I don't know what you guys were thinking. Yeah skill issue absolutely not now
I will watch the Crimson Desert video. Okay, a lot of people asked me to look at this. This was I guess it was about
IGN making a review for Crimson Desert saying it was terrible. Let's watch it this this video apparently is really really popular
I haven't seen it. We're gonna look at it right now. You gave up. I did
I know what the hell I was doing. Okay, let's go
Represent skill issue'd suck at Five Nights at Freddy's. Maybe I don't I don't I mean, I don't know anything about it. Honestly. I have no idea so
Anyway, what is this here? I'll watch it
Not even a week after publishing what is probably the most consequential bad review in recent gaming history
Review that crashed Pearl Abyss's stock 40% that was substantially written about things patched away
I don't think that the bad review is why their stock went down.
I don't think that's the reason why.
72 hours, the 3 million people ignored with their own money.
IGN just published another Crimson Desert piece.
And this time, they called the developers naive designers.
I want you to sit with that for a second before we go any further.
What?
Naive designers.
Is that true?
The studio that spent eight nights building one of the most technically complex, visually extraordinary,
seamlessly handcrafted open worlds this medium has ever produced.
It's huge! Nice!
Naive designers.
Written with complete confidence by someone who has never written a line of code,
never designed a single game system,
never taken one creative risk in the medium that they've spent their career evaluating.
Damn.
Someone whose entire professional existence,
whose platform, whose audience, whose institutional power
exists precisely because Pearl Abyss did the hard work
and three million people wanted to experience it.
Yeah, of course.
Without the studio's building and us consuming,
there is no IGN, there is no platform,
there is no Metacritic Score,
there is no institutional authority.
The whole apparatus is entirely downstream
of the thing it's condescending about and they called he is completely right
about this by the one he is totally 100% right about this is that the people
that make content and constantly patronized these developers rely
completely on them it's absolutely true those developers naive so I want to
very obnoxious nobody at IGN seems to have asked before publishing this what
What exactly is this confidence built on?
Uh-oh.
Because 20 years ago, sure, 20 years ago IGN served a real and legitimate function.
You couldn't watch 40 hours of gameplay on YouTube before buying.
You couldn't pull up a Twitch stream of someone 200 hours deep in a game.
You couldn't read 10,000 Steam reviews from actual players who bought it with their
own money.
See, this is the big difference, right?
like back in the day you needed game reviews because you didn't have any other way to access the
medium but now with YouTube and Twitch you already have a way like basically written video game reviews
are like kind of you know like video killed or sorry yeah video killed the radio star I think
that's basically what happened with this too where basically the medium of writing a review
of a video game is just simply inferior to a YouTube video. It's just worse.
The information that was real, the institutional access was real. It was review copies, preview
events, publishing infrastructure, the ability to reach millions before anyone else could.
Yeah, that was another thing is they had a lot of systematic advantages, like they had access
to earlier builds, they had access to developer interviews, everything like that. True.
The authority had a genuine foundation and it earned its place in this ecosystem. Yes
But what is that foundation in?
2026
It doesn't exist exists twitch exists steam exists
The entire information monopoly that justified 20 years of institutional authority has been completely
democratized exactly the gap that made I think I like that word too by the way
about it being democratized because the fact is that like nowadays there's no
real reason for you to give a shit about what some reviewer thinks because
there's some youtuber that's much more popular than they are and also here's
the truth video game reviewers might not like this I'm just going to say it
Every YouTube reviewer could be a
Written like article reviewer every single one of them. It's easy to do that. You can literally have AI generate the articles for you
That's how easy it is
Every single writer for these different, you know, like publications could not be a YouTube reviewer and
How do I know that for a fucking fact?
Because if they could they would because you can make 20 times the amount of money
They can't.
They can't.
And here's what gets me on a personal level.
Gamer to gamer.
Every game referenced in this article.
Cyberpunk, Elden Ring, Valheim, Red Dead Redemption.
I've played all of them.
Thousands of hours across most of them.
So have most of you.
So have the three million people who bought Crimson Desert.
Like, they don't know what they like.
Probably better than he has to.
Gamer to gamer. He thinks he's more qualified to evaluate this game than the people who bought it,
played it, and loved it. More than that, that he's more qualified than anybody else. I think that
one thing that these review websites should stop doing is they should stop the DEI representation
of critic reviews. Why is somebody who's a critic review? Why is that held separately
as a separate score, all of the different views should be aggregated entirely. And if you want
like Metacritic and these other websites should not have critic reviews in their own category.
And the three million copies, the very positive steam racing and the rebounding stock price
are three independent data sources all saying the same thing, not directly but indirectly.
That's what this video is about. Not just the bad review. We've covered that.
Not just the face-saving follow-up piece they just published. Yes. Though we're going through it in detail.
It's about the specific quality of arrogance that makes both of those things possible.
That's one of the big things is like it's the arrogance and the assumed sense of authority that
these people have. And I think that's one thing that people hate the media entirely for.
It's not even just specifically about video game media
I think it's about all media where like you have people that are in these positions as news
Reporters or as you know an actor or like you know a comedian that think that they have the position that they can dictate to you
What is right and what's not?
Right some people study journalism may not have more credentials to be a reviewer
But that but that's more for movies than games, but like what are those credentials?
What really are those?
Like so you understand Shakespeare so you're gonna understand if a movie is better like how does out is that there's no like this is a completely
subjective evaluation and I think this is one thing that people that have nothing better to do but to create credentials for themselves do is
That they sit around in a group and then they collectively decide why their opinions are more important than other people's
There's no actual objective value that's assigned to this
It's all perceived value that's created by the people that want you to perceive their value
I think this is a bit self-serving isn't it?
The kind that only survives when it goes unchallenged long enough to stop feeling like arrogance
And start feeling like authority
Exactly
Let's go through it. I think this started with gamer game
I think that was a big component to it or like they thought that they could talk down to their audience
And I feel like ever since then it's just gotten worse
It's my opinion.
The very first sentence of this article is, love it or hate it, there's no denying that
Crimson Desert has suffered something of a rocky launch.
True, yeah.
Rocky launch.
Two million copies sold on day one.
I played on launch day and had a blast.
The only thing rocky about this launch was legacy gaming media, manufacturing informational
chaos and calling it criticism.
I disagree with this. I think that a lot of the systems and the controls were bad.
And I think the fact that they didn't have storage is bad.
I think that there were a lot of things that they should have had, uh,
like an idea about and they didn't. I do actually, I disagree with that.
I think absolutely it was problematic at launch.
That's why they fixed it and they came out with an apology.
But they did that because it was broken.
And I want you to notice what was in the original review and what wasn't.
Yes. Controls, inventory management.
Yes.
Boss difficulty.
Every complaint was...
The bosses are easy. The bosses are easy.
Who the fuck's having trouble with bosses?
What the fuck?
Why?
About surface level friction.
The kind of stuff any competent studio patches away in the first week.
Yeah.
Pearl Abyss did it in 72 hours.
They did.
It was great.
What was never in the review?
The artistic vision.
The sheer technical achievement of a seamless open world at that scale and beauty.
The genuinely original design philosophy.
None of the things that will still matter about this game in 10 years registered.
Just the surface.
Just the stuff that was gone before the review was even called.
And now look at what this follow-up piece is actually doing.
It's like the IGN review in a way seemed like they were almost trying to punish Pearl Abyss
for not giving them a more stable review build.
Like if you actually looked at the review itself, like a lot of them talking about it,
we're just complaining about issues and friction points they had with the review build.
Thing that dominated the original review. The controls, the inventory, the boss difficulty has been patched away.
So the rocky launch framing has quietly shifted to the one thing patches can't touch.
Yeah.
The story.
That's what's left.
That's the last redoubt.
We've covered extensively in previous essays why that argument falls apart the moment you
actually engage with what this game is trying to do.
And we'll get into it again.
Okay, sure.
But I want you to see the sleight of hand clearly first.
One patch cycle invalidated the overwhelming majority of their professional criticism.
True, actually.
And I think more people should talk about that.
And for me, for example, like at the beginning, I thought the game was pretty shitty because
of the controls and the way that you moved around, and then they made a patch that made
the game less shitty.
I know, sounds crazy, but they just made it better.
And guess what?
It worked!
It worked really well!
And rather than acknowledge that...
Yes!
...they reframed it.
Rocky launch.
Still standing.
Still confident.
As if the ground beneath them hasn't completely shifted.
Then we get to the paragraph that make me stop reading and just stare at my screen for a
moment.
It's unclear if the development team has had to break their backs to do this.
The reason why groups like IGN participate in the character destruction and the media
destruction for something like Crimson Desert is because Crimson Desert doesn't represent
what they want video games to push a message about.
It doesn't have, you know, like fucking Western critical themes against authoritarianism.
It doesn't have, you know, different types of representation, whether it's of women,
whether it's of, you know, gay people or black people or something like that.
And I think that's the reason why they rate these games down.
And I think that fundamentally, what does it come down to?
What really is that?
It's racism.
It is.
cultural racism, where these people want to create a reward structure around following
their cultural norms and basically adhering to them.
So every single China game, every, you know, Korea game and to a lesser extent every Japanese
game is graded on this harsh curve of adhering to Western cultural values.
And they're not even really Western cultural values.
They are extreme Western values from a small subset of people that want to force that culture
into everything else.
Think about what you have to do.
Think about the amount of games that are coming out of China and Korea especially that
gets shit on constantly by these developers or sorry by these reviewers.
I think that they do it almost every single time.
about yourself to write that sentence. Pearl Abyss, a studio whose stock crashed partly
because of a review substantially written about things they then fixed in three days, came
back, listened, worked, and turned the entire conversation around in under a week. And the
response is to wonder...
They did the same thing, the Blacksmith Wukong did the same thing to Wu Cheng, they did
the same thing to Stellar Blade. They did that to a lesser extent to Lost Ark as well.
They've done this to like every game. Like every popular Eastern game that comes out,
they always want to frame it around the fact that these Eastern games aren't looking at
their social issues in the right way. Where wins meet, that's another good example,
you're right, yeah, they do it constantly. It's a very common thing.
They had to work hard to do it.
That's not neutral.
That's a power move, dressed up as a throwaway clause.
They're trying to, yeah, they're trying to make it look bad.
It's the kind of sentence that lets you condescend to someone
by maintaining complete plausible deniability
about having done it.
Well, you're poisoning the well, right?
You're implying that them making, like, basically, OK,
so they're wrong for not having it
and they're also wrong for fixing it fast
because that can make people have to work too hard,
which is like total fan fiction they're inventing this themselves
assuming that's true
it would also mean that pearl abyss didn't see the glaring issues in crimson
deserts design
yet be that a result of poor internal testing
naive designers
simply not seeing the word for the trees
naive designers
what's the technical background what engineering and seeing the word from the
trees is the same type of like that to me
that is theater kid vocabulary and like diction
like that is that is what a theater kid talks like
where they think that they're speaking i think you're writing like an essay for
like a p english or something
what game development experience sits behind the confidence required to call
the people who built this
night
the answer
as far as anyone can establish
is immediate
yeah that's it
That's the foundation.
That's what matters.
Something happens in the middle of this article
that I think is the most revealing moment in the whole piece.
After walking through the patches
and grudgingly acknowledging that they worked,
fast travel improved,
storage box transformed to the crafting booth,
fast difficulty adjusted,
they write this sentence.
If you already like Crimson Desert's approach,
I think there's a genuine possibility
that it could be a contender
for your game of the year by the summer.
Sure. Yeah.
Your game of the year.
Not THE game of the year.
Yours.
As in, for people like you.
People with your particular taste.
People who enjoy this kind of thing.
Sure.
Read that again, and feel exactly how much condescension is packed into one word.
Uh-huh.
They didn't correct the six.
They didn't reconsider.
They just graciously extended permission for a certain type of player
to enjoy a certain type of game, the hierarchy is completely intact.
Well, they'll never go back on what they think, and the reason why is because the real reason
why they downvote and they negative review these games is because of that value system.
That's the main reason why they're doing it.
It has nothing else besides that.
Also saying by the summer is implying it's not good enough, but it might make a good
in a few weeks.
Yes, exactly, right?
The authority never moved. They're still above it. They're just acknowledging that some people, with some tastes, might find value here.
Still patronizing, exactly.
First, they condescended the developers, naive designers. Now they're condescending the players. The very people their entire existence depends on.
Written with complete confidence and zero self-awareness that without us, none of this exists.
They complained, in the review and again here, that having to prepare for bosses was a design
failure.
Cooking food...
What?
What?
Managing resources, grinding to get ready for a difficult fight.
Too much of a burden, punishing.
Combine that with the fact that you now don't need to cook up a thousand bowls of
soup to get through Kiresh the Slayer?
I mean, yeah, it was kind of hard, but like...
Man, it wasn't that bad!
What the hell are you talking about?
What is- it's not hard at all!
And honestly, I had to laugh.
Because the preparation in this game isn't a separate grind you stop and do.
Yeah.
It's just what happens when you're actually playing.
Exactly, yeah. You're gonna get these items while you're playing anyway.
It's gonna happen on its own.
You're exploring.
Picking up oars naturally buying mats from NPCs on the road upgrading gear organically
By the time you reach a boss you have more than enough if you've been engaging with the world at all
The reviewer made it sound like he had to stop everything and dedicate hours to farming. That's not the game
Bullshit, that's someone who didn't understand how the systems work together
Describing his own confusion as a design failure
And this person called himself a hardcore Souls player.
The only reason that, before concluding with super long three phase boss fights that includes
some segments where you're just mercilessly swarmed by the bad guy, while you have to
dash around destroying totems.
Oh he's talking about the Reed Boss.
The only reasonable way to get through it is to have a ton of healing items on hand,
and deep by the fistful while you whittle down the enemy's health bar.
I love souls like and I consider myself a tryhard.
Holy fuck, man.
Like, yeah, some of the boss fights have problems,
but like, Jesus.
But here's what makes this particularly pointed.
Yeah.
Pearl Abyss listened anyway.
They nerfed the bosses.
They fixed the inventory.
Well, because the boss was too hard.
I mean, like, he was,
he was too hard for like the point in the game.
Like, he was way harder than everything else
And they know what the completion rates for the game are on the back end.
And when they see that completion rates drop off whenever you get to a certain boss,
that's not good for your game.
So obviously they're going to fix it.
Obviously they're going to improve it.
Duh, I think that's a good idea.
And also, since this, they've also responded to the criticisms of the story too.
They did that today.
that actually are listening to the players a lot. It's quite surprising.
Still standing by the six, because institutional arrogance doesn't update when reality pushes back.
Nope.
It just keeps going. Still certain, still confident, still writing think pieces about whether the patches were enough rather than asking whether the review was.
And then we get to the part that I think most completely exposes the limits of how these
outlets actually think about games.
Their argument is that Crimson Desert's story is a fundamental creative failure.
Not technical, not a launch window issue, but baked into the bones.
And to explain why, they invoke Cyberpunk 2077.
I've played thousands of hours of Cyberpunk.
Too much. Too much. Too much.
Cyberpunk is a cinematic experience first, and an open world second.
That's the design philosophy, held completely and executed brilliantly.
Every decision serves that vision.
When you're in a Cyberpunk cutscene, you're not being taken out of the game.
You're in the deepest part of it. Yeah.
That conviction produced one of the greatest games ever made. Sure.
Crimson Desert has a completely different conviction.
And here's the thing, IGN cannot grasp.
That difference is not a deficiency.
It's a design philosophy.
A deliberate, ambitious attempt to do something
Western open world design stopped trying to do years ago.
I didn't know you could open that door.
I had no idea you could do that.
That shit's crazy.
Let me tell you what I was doing
while this article was being written.
Playing the game?
I found out there was an armor set somewhere in the world.
The Shadow's plate armor, full Lich King aesthetic, hood up, black robes, massive execution tactics.
Nobody sent me to get it, no quest marker, no objective, no wait point.
I just heard it existed and decided I wanted it.
What followed was genuinely one of the best gaming sessions I've had in years.
I rode out with just a direction.
Scaled mountains that looked like the Canadian Rockies, genuinely vertical.
The kind of climb where you grip the controller tighter, because you're not sure you'll make it.
Stunned.
Dude, if you can't climb in this game you're garbage.
Builded in the wood which is hideout, built inside an ancient tree trunk in the way wood woods.
Found it completely by accident, because I'd gone the wrong way.
Accidentally rode through a black verger, and got chased half way up a mountain,
by what felt like an entire civilization of absolutely furious barbarians.
Dropped into desert canyons with waterfalls hidden inside them.
Found border cities that weren't on any map I'd looked at.
Still on chapter four.
Main story untouched for hours.
I think that's another really good indicator of whether a open world game is good or not,
is if somebody can play the game all day and not progress the main story.
Because I feel like if you can do that it means that the extra like mechanics and the world building is good enough for you to figure out
There's something that's more engaging than just simply sitting there and doing the MSQ, right?
Like I felt that way with Oblivion a lot like okay. Yeah, I would do the main story quest
But you know, it's not that's not the main thing I'm going to focus on right?
I'm gonna go and do the Dark Brotherhood quest line or something like that and I think same thing with where wins meet
I think it's another very good open-world game and games that make you feel like you have to do the main story
I think very commonly are the bad ones
Nothing locked me out. It's not getting distracted. The world just existed
Yeah, like basically like yeah, if you don't feel yourself getting distracted by
Spontaneous things that you come across when you're playing an open-world game
It's probably because that open-world game is bad because that's the reason why open-world games are special
It's because you can go and play the game and have this experience. It's totally different and it's spontaneous and unique
Which are three I actually think this is gonna be maybe an unpopular opinion
I think this game has a better open world than which are three and
By the way, I don't even think it's close
Live and completely indifferent to whether I was following the plot
That's mediocrity. That's what I'm supposed to endure to get to the good stuff.
And then they compare this to Starfield. Starfield is procedurally generated emptiness
connected by loading screens. Crimson Desert is a handcrafted world you
to traverse seamlessly on horseback for hours,
watching biomes change around you in real time.
Putting them in the same sentence isn't analysis.
It's proof the framework has broken down so completely.
It's producing conclusions that make no sense to anyone
who has actually spent real time in both worlds.
And then there's another thing too where
Whenever you're playing a game like Crimson Desert, stop trying to make it Witcher 3.
When you're playing a game like Witcher 3, stop trying to make it Skyrim.
When you're playing a game like Breath of the Wild, stop trying to make it Elven Ring.
At the end of the day, each video game is going to be different.
They're going to be totally different.
There is this line, the one that I keep coming back to.
To unlock Crimson Desert's more accomplished facets, you have to dedicate hours.
to mediocrity
Think about what made world of warcraft legendary not the endgame not the raids
Riding through elwin forest at the first time with no idea where you were going in a world that felt like it had been a grind
Constantly in those games. Yeah, you do. That's just the way it is long before you arrived and would continue long after you logged off
Yeah, think about what made Skyrim legendary
Not the main quest, but the feeling that over that mountain there might be something worth finding.
Yeah, and the world making good on that promise often enough that you kept going.
Mm-hmm. Neither of those games opened with their most accomplished moments.
They opened with the world and trusted you to find it.
That trust was the entire- Well, it's also like you don't even-
Because I think that one of the coolest things about a game like Crimson Desert or Elden Ring coming out is
is the first like month of the game releasing
where people are discovering new things constantly.
And there's a new YouTube video where somebody found a sword
and it's like you can get a sword out of like a giant's mouth
at like the top of a mountain.
That's like in this game, right?
And like, or like there's some special way
to unlock a puzzle that allows you
to do this really cool boss.
Like that group discovery and community discovery
with a game is the reason why so many people
want to play new and most. It's because whenever everybody is experiencing it all simultaneously,
people can share, trade, and enjoy the basically communication of information of the game.
And I think that that makes a meta level community much more interesting. And I think the same
thing happened with Elden Ring. It happened. It's happening now with Crimson Desert.
Hell Divers 2 is a good example. And so that's one of the magical things about
a really, really good video game like this is because its scope is so vast that you have
everybody that's playing the game that's kind of making their own in-road and understanding
a different part of it, and they can share that with each other, and I think that makes
the experience of it where it's truly more of a community adventure.
And I think that that happens like the old Warcraft puzzles that they used to have
where it was like figuring out how to find Kossimoth or
uh... that one nightmare steve that you're able to get in uh... what was it
the keres and krips
and all these little things like the lexicon lucid nightmare
uh... all those things i think we're amazing they were great
and that the reason why is because the community was taking part in it
together
like for example i remember the days whenever people figured out all my god
this is how you summon this boss this is how you do this thing
and then everybody was going and trying it out.
And I think that's what was so cool about it.
And the fact that also like those things
were just put in the game,
there's like maybe like a flavor text or something like that
that indicates this is like something that could happen.
But there's not really like a long-term like thing
that's like telling you, you have to go do this,
you have to go do that.
A point.
It's like it's just out there.
Crimson Desert is doing something much closer
to what the great MMOs understood.
That in a world this big and this alive, heavy narrative doesn't deepen immersion.
It works against it.
Every cutscene that locks you into a specific emotional experience reminds you you're watching
someone else's story, rather than living in your own.
The short, well-animated story beats give you just enough context to feel the weight
of the world of Piewell, without taking that weight out of your hands.
By Chapter 4, Cliff's journey had already given me enough to feel genuinely invested.
Not because the writing is flawless, but because the world around it is real enough that even
an imperfect story lands differently than it would in a smaller space.
I think this is actually very true.
It's kind of like how the original WoW devs said the world was the main character in
World of Warcraft Classic.
And I do think like even the existence of a main story quest is kind of almost
antithetical to what a open world game is. Now, I think that you can still have it like work well,
kind of like with Elbin Ring, for example. But overall, like I would say that this is absolutely
true. Totally disagree with the story part. I think the story being like this story was like
kind of I think it was kind of mediocre. And it was confusing, right? Like having a main story
quest that should like, I mean, oblivion had a main story quest. And that's an open
world game and it was fine. So I don't think that having a main story quest is bad, it's
not good either, but what I think Crimson Desert doesn't really do very well is that they don't
have very good continuity. I think that if there is a continuity with the storyline
that people would like it more, but it feels like it's very disjointed.
It's not mediocrity. That's my opinion. That's a design philosophy that requires
a different vocabulary to evaluate than the one IGN is working with. And calling
it mediocrity, with that confidence from that position is the arrogance made completely visible.
The vocabulary doesn't exist in their framework, and rather than acknowledge that the framework
might be the problem, they call the thing the framework can't evaluate, mediocre.
So here's the question this whole article forces me to ask, and I think it's the
most important one we've raised in this entire series.
What is IGN's arrogance actually built on?
Systematic advantages, institutional privilege, and a grandfathered in sense of basically entitlement
that people should be listening to them.
That's the reason why people take IGN seriously, and it's like all of these different publications
and these news people and these different like, you know, groups, access, yes, exactly.
So much of this is basically just totally unearned.
It's completely unearned.
Because arrogance with a foundation is at least coherent.
A surgeon with thousands of successful operations can be confident.
An engineer whose bridge is still standing can be confident.
Even a critic with a long track record of being demonstrably right can earn institutional
confidence.
Yeah, of course.
The arrogance has something underneath it.
underneath IGNs. We've played every game. I do also think that it's a huge component that Western
video games are way more accountable to game journalists and to the game journalist media,
and because of that they give those Western developers more positive feedback versus
Eastern developers that are not accountable to them. I think that's a huge factor.
They reference we've lived in cyberpunk Elden ring Valheim Skyrim world of Warcraft
We know exactly what they're drawing on and we can evaluate those comparisons as well as they can
Probably better because most of us have spent significantly more time in these world probably then they have any reviewer on a deadline
Exactly could yeah, there is no expertise gap. There is no insider knowledge. There is no technical foundation
I wish more people talked about this, by the way.
I do.
I wish there were a lot more people talking about this.
The fact that the people that are writing these articles have no better understanding of it
than you do.
Av. is institutional capital, 20 years of accumulated authority that went unchallenged
long enough to start feeling like incompetence.
The IGN badge doesn't come with expertise.
It comes with a metacritic score that moves stock prices.
And for 20 years, that's been enough to crash valuations.
I still disagree with this premise.
I don't think that IGN giving Crimson Desert a bad review.
That's not the reason why it didn't do well.
That's not the reason.
The game did have a lot of flaws at the beginning.
And these flaws were legitimate, real, and actually problematic.
get screenlit, call Korean developers naive, completely certain of its own authority.
And gamers are not an easy crowd.
We are the most cynical, hardest to please, most forensically critical audience in entertainment.
We tear games apart for a bad frame rate.
We spend hours in forums dissecting single-quest design decisions.
When we defend a studio rather than tear it apart, that means something.
I don't agree.
I think people with sunk costs will defend bad games because they've already played them
a lot.
I think that happens constantly.
It happens especially with MMOs.
People have already bought the game, and so they don't want to feel like they were stupid
for buying the game, so they will come up with excuses for why the game was actually
good.
I think that's what would happen.
Means the studio passed a test that very few pass.
3 million of us independently decided, with our own money, that Crimson Desert was worth
it.
That's not a mob.
That's a verdict from the hardest audience in entertainment.
And the data makes the institutional failure undeniable.
Three million copies, despite the review.
Steve?
I would say Blackmouth Wukong is an even better example of this.
I think Crimson Desert getting low review, like Blackmouth Wukong in my opinion, is
like objectively like a 9 out of 10 or higher game. Like it's just insanely good.
Like the graphics are amazing, the combat's amazing, there's character
development, the cinematics are perfect, there's good flow of the story,
everything is great. So why is it that it got so many bad reviews and also
Blacksmith Wukong not in a week but in like two or three days sold 10 million
copies. That was when I realized that there was a real legitimate problem.
going very positive in direct contradiction of the critical consensus
and most tellingly the stock recovering because even institutional money is now
recalibrating the market itself is figuring out what gamers already knew
that IGN's verdict on Crimson Desert told you more about IGN's framework and it
did about crimson desert exactly the one thing they were supposed to do they
failed at completely and the market is learning to price that failure in I don't
even agree with that I think that their goal is to enforce an ideology or
enforce a point of view and that's what they really try to do more than
anything is they try to force that point of view and that ideology into
everything that's the reason why like certain people gave games like I
I remember Arc Raiders had this happen where they had two like there was this one
reviewer that gave it like a really low score because it had AI in it
Like I'm sorry, but people don't care about that
They don't give a shit about that. So why are you doing this?
Like why are you giving games bad scores for things that players don't care about?
Well, the reason why is you want to force your views on everybody else? Oh
Yes, or in Expedition 33, I care. I don't think that you actually do though, right?
Like, you don't actually care. You're not going to make a purchase decision based off
of AI. I don't think that it's true. And I think that it's proven repeatedly that
it is not true. It's proven with Crimson Desert that used AI, nobody cared. Expedition
33 used AI, nobody cared. You know, people, it was the third one I was thinking of,
Oh yeah, our creators used AI, nobody cared.
The finals used AI, nobody cared.
AI actually isn't something that people care about.
And the reason why is because there are games
that are successful that have it,
and everybody ignores it.
I care if the AI is bad.
Yeah, but that's not about AI though, right?
That has nothing to do with it.
Like if the actual characters were bad,
or if the human design was bad, the game would be bad.
So like, is that really AI that's the problem,
or is the quality the problem?
You see what I'm saying?
That's the collapse of institutional trust
made visible in data.
And their response is this article.
That's what I think.
Not an apology.
Yeah. Not a reconsideration.
A face-saving piece written with the same unbroken context.
I'm gonna read after this.
I'm gonna look at this.
Because the arrogance only survives
in the absence of accountability.
Yeah.
Well, they've already faced accountability.
Like, if you look at their influence now,
They're like probably 10% of what they were 10 years ago.
Like they've almost completely gone extinct.
They're an endangered species.
Leave you with a question I've been sitting with
since I read this piece.
Is it time-saving tool?
It is.
If IGN doesn't represent us, the game is.
And they don't make games.
And the information gap that once justified their existence
is long gone.
Why they exist?
Because YouTubers covering the same games
have larger audiences, more hours played,
more skin in the game, and are held accountable by their communities in real time, what exactly
is justifying their existence in 2020?
Why do they exist?
True.
What are they actually for?
I don't have a clean answer yet, but we'll explore it properly in a future video.
What I do know is that the fact the question is even worth asking tells you everything
about where we are.
That's it for me.
something that's happening to all types of media and it's not exclusive to
gaming media. I think that overall a lot of the institutional advantages that
print media and other forms of you know I guess legacy media had are now
basically non-existent and because they're non-existent why would somebody
want to watch Fox News or watch CNN when they could just watch the creator
that's on YouTube that is not you know beholden to billionaires just give
their opinion on something I think that's what it is but before I go once
again thank you to everyone who showed up for this one the comments the shares
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Until the next one. Peace. That's what I say. So I think this is actually a pretty good
video. It is. I like the video. And overall, I think that asking the question, why do these
different developers are not... I don't know why I always get it wrong. I always say the wrong thing.
I'll link you guys to the video. Give it a like. I think that was actually a pretty good video.
And asking the question, why do these reviewers, journalists, and the media people,
why do they actually have a better insight into this than you do? Because this is the main
thing that I think that a lot of people are starting to realize is that a lot of these
different institutions have no actual real authority at all. Like they don't
they don't really mean anything. They just mean that there are people that
had this ability or they had this privilege at certain point in the
future. In the past I mean and then they were able to take advantage of it.
Yeah it's credentials exactly. I don't believe in credentials unless you
are a neuroscientist and you're doing surgery or you're designing a
rocket ship. I don't believe in credentials. I think there are tons
of people that have an education and something that don't know a fucking thing about it and
there's a ton of people that know a lot about something and they've never been educated in
it. It is very, very common. And what I think has happened is that the increasing fixation
around somebody having some sort of authority, the reason why they want to have that is so
they can talk down to you. That's the reason why and dictate what your opinions are to you.
IGN, Crimson Desert. Let me go back. I'm going to find this. Okay. So where is the new?
This is wait. Oh, they wrote another article.
Chaotic Combat is the best guy until bosses show up.
To the reset three, bosses review, locked on 1v1, also clunky duels.
What the fuck took me it took me about 10 hours before I properly started enjoying most basic fights
What?
What can bosses have you squash your tool scat forcing you into specific play styles?
What I
What are they talking about I follow the same pattern against the crow collar
Sad of range for the red attacks. Okay
A specific and unfamiliar character whose skill tree you've ignored?
Oh my god.
It was one boss.
It was one boss!
Holy shit, it wasn't even that hard!
I one shot him! What are you talking about?
This is insane!
I don't even know what to say about this.
Jesus Christ, this is embarrassing.
And so they had another patch about this.
Let me go and search for Kremz and Desert, okay?
Crimson da oops just a second let me go and see if I can find it so no that's not
it I was looking for no this isn't it either crimson desert let me see here a
patch I don't know really whether that's true or not and this is IGN that's
pushing this narrative as well yeah I think it's ridiculous which is the
boss that you crashed out on the atonomba sword I actually wanted to I
I was going to do the next version of that today.
I'm probably going to do that in a bit.
And I base the games on what to buy off your take honesty.
You're my demographic.
And the thing is that I think that a lot of these
different publications like IGN, the gamer, Eurogamer,
et cetera, they are just an antiquated media type.
That's really all there is to it.
They're antiquated media.
There is no reason for you to want to play
or use it this way or have any kind of like,
why would you want to read an article for a video game
when you could just watch a video of the video game.
Videos are just superior media.
And so you have these writers that are trying
to enforce this stuff.
And I don't know why.
Let me go and find, oh God, yeah.
This is, well, Crimson Desert patched its way
to a Cyberpunk 2077 style victory.
But there are some things that can't be fixed.
This is at mixed reviews.
Oh my God.
What's up, everybody?
Damon here, and in today's gaming news,
new patches stockpilots further thank you once again for your
for younger generations people i just do it i i i don't know why you would even
say this
because they're retarded yeah i guess so
as watch you play them make up my mind yeah exactly a very fair i try to be
very fair i try to do it if you already like its approach yeah this is
just again
story slog i mean jesus guys
all my fucking god
yeah i think that they're way too negative about this it's very fucking
annoying man. Guy at those game ranks used to work for IGN. Well, that's the thing is that,
and I've said this before, I'll say it again, every single video game reviewer on YouTube
could write articles. Every single article writer on these websites couldn't make YouTube videos.
That's the real reality. It's that one of them pays infinitely more and is way more successful,
and you can make tons more off of it. So anybody that has the ability to do that
is going to take advantage of it massively. And so if they're not doing that, there's probably a
reason for it. And look at the comments. What do the comments say? The way this title is written
is makes the games seem like it's a complete failure. Yeah, and if you have reasonable expectations,
the game's very fun. That's not the one part of the game I consider bad, except for the story.
These guys really don't want the game to succeed, do they? No, they don't. They don't
want. I think that what they want to do is they want to create a pseudo monopoly where
these western sorry these eastern game devs have to continually follow their cultural
cultural values, right? I think that's what's happened with the comments articles. Like this is
what they're saying, right? So even the comments of the article are pretty much negative about it,
which is true. The game is excellent. Ignore the IGN review score. I mean, I have been playing
this game pretty much nonstop. Like I'm gonna be honest, like I've been playing the fuck
out of this game. Usually a lot of these games, like I'll play them for just a little bit.
I have been obsessed with this game, like I've already put in as you can see over 100 hours.
Now I do think the main story quest is kind of bad, right? I do think this is actually a legit issue,
but at the same time, maybe that's something that they can improve over time,
maybe not, I don't really know. Didn't you hate it at first? Well, I, I, I hated the mechanics,
like all of the mechanics, but not all, most of the mechanics that I hated have been fixed.
They have fixed the majority of the mechanics. Have you been playing off-stream?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
A lot.
I actually lined up some bosses to do.
Epstein game win. The game actually wasn't very good. Like I didn't understand it.
Like in general, I don't like playing
genres of games that I'm not familiar with because I just don't...
Like I'm not good at intuiting things right and like understanding that I just get really confused super easily
So I think it might have been a situation like that, but the game was just kind of it was it's basically a meme game really
Yeah, it was just a meme game that's all
We're intelligence bro can't learn. No, I just can't learn things
Like I don't I don't like learning. I don't like having to read
I don't like having to think I hate thinking I hate learning I hate reading all I want to do is play
I just want to go in and do it like that's it. I don't want to think about shit like the moment. I got think about something
I lose my fucking mind
So let's see what we're gonna do first
So I got look at this here. I have
210 inventory slots. I upgraded my gear look at that damage reduction three look at all this shit man
I am a fucking farming so I'm in a very very good spot
Let me sell all my shit and then we're gonna go over and do the do some of these bosses, okay?
kill a bear
Where is it here? Okay, let me sell this all my abyss cores and then I'm gonna sell my destruction cores
Critical rate cores sell that
Destruction again insight. I don't need any of these I
I just sell these because they're just a waste of fucking space right and I can always just like farm infinitely many of these
There's like an exploit in the game where you can just do this infinitely and
Let me go kind of try the dragon. Well, let me go over and there's one over here, right?
I'm pretty sure it was over this one
Shadows of beasts defeat white bear claw
All right, that's the first one
What's doing?
Head over to Iran? Yes, exactly.
Devs write that down? They should. I mean, like, they should, they honestly should listen to me more.
Because I've been write about basically everything.
You can spend two labiscores to craft one of the same or higher tier, don't sell them.
Why do I need to do that?
Like, I don't know how that works.
Oh, let me actually, uh...
What is that? What is that? I'm fucking up.
See, by the way, look at that.
See, now it didn't work.
Remember whatever you guys are telling me that it would work?
Okay, I have to left-click.
But if I put a button on, it doesn't work. Alright.
Let me go over here.
How many hours?
Um, over a hundred. I played the game for over a hundred hours.
I forgot to go find this dick sucker.
Now luckily like my gear is really really good. I should be able to kill any boss in like one try
Look I am that guy
The game's so good we can buy it. I mean like yeah, it's expensive like the game is expensive
It's like $70. I wouldn't blame anybody for saying like yeah, it's too much
Like I think it's a game that you know if you value your time at a dollar an hour
I think it definitely pays off, but at the same time it's like there's some people that just don't have 70 bucks
I think that's pretty fair honestly like I mean it's a lot of money and like I feel like now
Most people are fucking broke. I think there's just there's too many like little
Too many like little minor expenses nowadays. You just like all these little
What
Who the fuck is this guy?
oh my god look at that damage holy shit Jesus
I fucked up okay all right I can beat him Jesus he killed me all right now let me actually
focus let me focus and do this the right way because I wasn't mentally prepared for that
All right now I have to lock in
Okay, where was this asshole?
Holy yeah, I know well I wasn't ready
Like if I'm ready, I'll be fine. I was not mentally prepared
Let's go
Jesus Christ!
They're trying?
I'm gonna get him.
What are you ran away?
What the fuck?
God damn it!
What the fuck?
God damn it!
God damn it
Shit
Okay, yeah, if I have something like that happen out of nowhere, I won't be ready for it. I got a mentally prepared I
Wasn't ready. I wasn't programmed for killing a boss yet. It's a secret mini boss really I never even heard of that
Let me go over there and kill these guys I guess
Okay. So we kill these guys? Oh, this guy's still alive. Wow. Wow. He's got a lot of health.
Okay, should be up here. Just warming up. Well, now that I know the bosses here, I'll be fine.
Now I know. What do I want to do with my food? I think I need to get my food ready.
Where is the food?
Jerky, I guess? I guess I need some jerky right now.
Oh, wow. That's a lot of fucking mobs.
I guess I just have to go in there and fight the boss.
Yeah, I'm gonna just go in there and fight the boss. Fuck it.
Let's go. I got my full health, and let me double check. Make sure I get this set up.
I don't have that many good food buffs. This actually might be kind of bad
Can I even beat this guy I
Guess I have I mean I have a fish skewers. I guess we use those I have 11 of them
Okay, I should be fine
All right, let's go there he is
of
of
of
of
of
Damn! He's getting destroyed!
Oh, I should have moved out of that.
I hate that fucking attack, bro.
Okay, I'm just gonna insert revive doesn't matter doesn't matter
I don't know why that was so hard bro like almost had it her shrine. Yeah, why didn't think it would do that much damage
We's dead
Damn
Well, shit, that was easy!
Fuck, yeah!
Alright, that's the first one down.
Alright, we're done.
And I guess I have to finish this too.
Just a minute.
I have to defeat the people in the area too.
There's apparently a treasure chest here too.
Let me go get that.
Is this your game of the year?
I think, I do think that Resident Evil is a better game.
Like, this game obviously has way more content
than Resident Evil, but like, for what Resident Evil is,
I think it's a better game.
But, like, it's just basically like,
what I like about Resident Evil is that it's a very
measured, like, you know, narrow experience,
but it's very well-defined and it's good.
Like, I don't believe in the idea of like, you know,
more content equals better game. Like, I think that having like a very short, um, you know,
measured game is better than having a really long-form game that just kind of goes on.
I think, I think Resident Evil is definitely in that category.
Like I said, I never really played a Resident Evil game before this.
Is this where the, is this where the chest is? It says there's a chest here, but I don't see it.
Where the hell is it?
I guess it's not here.
Yeah, it looks like it's not here at all.
It's inside the wall.
Really?
I don't see it, man.
Oh, it's a bear!
I would have not target shit shit shit I can't move okay oh oh
Okay.
Kill him.
Is Bear still alive?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Okay, well, I'm gonna at least get one of the special things out of the Bear, right?
I get a Bear Gawbladder.
I have to.
Large bone.
Fuck.
I still haven't gotten it.
What a piece of fucking shit.
Okay.
I don't know, man.
Yeah, I don't see where there's a false wall anywhere.
Yeah, I'm not seeing it in any area here.
I don't know what people are talking about.
There's a false floor. I don't know about that. Let me kill these guys here too. Bears
are OP. That was a win. Yeah, they are really strong. Yeah, that boss was like some of the
Smaller humanoid bosses are actually pretty challenging. I've noticed that
Cuz like they just they don't have that much health, but like their move sets are I think it's because the fights are very short
So you're not able to like really get used to the move sets, too
It's a flip-wall. Okay. I guess I'm gonna have to wait and just do it after this
I've got to kill these guys first and I can try
Where are these fuckers?
We just got I just got to go down here and kill everybody
I'm gonna go do that
There's a lot of them too
Okay, let's do it
I keep getting tackled so fucking NFL
Holy shit
Okay, that guy's dead good
Hey, they're all dead actually they're not all dead
Got him okay, we're good Jesus that was brutal
You were right in the center, what'd you expect?
I wasn't in the center, they put me in the center, man, they surrounded me.
When BC runs around, you catch them and punch them, we'll give you information about the
enemy bases or secret bosses, really?
Okay, so this one's done, I beat it.
Wait, is this the secret wall?
No, that's not it.
Is this it? That's not it. Y'all are lying. What about this one?
That's not it. We're gonna figure it out.
It's under you wait see me like right there. Oh
That looks like it could be
It does that one looks like it could be
No use the claw okay
No
Try it again?
No?
That didn't work either.
Hmm...
Maybe it's on the outside? Like it could be on the outside, right?
Let me double-check over there.
I might not be able to get this one, unfortunately. I can't figure it out.
Yeah, this is pretty confusing.
Let me get my stuff back.
You have to pull it and grab.
I did that.
I tried to do that and it didn't work.
Okay.
Punch the place top down.
I don't know what that means.
Oh I guess I can kind of see that. No that didn't do anything. I think this one
might be a bust guys. Yeah I don't know where to go what to do. It's confusing
crouch then punch. Okay we'll try one final attempt. No it's just not gonna
work. It's like some kind of like a... I don't know. Let me let me do the weapon
thing to on here call from the top of it off I don't know how that works okay
it's too bad we'll go to the next one too though let me go and find it where is
it this fucker no no no not this one oh this one right here okay let me do this
All right, if I was in a forest, no, I just, I couldn't figure it out.
Like, I, some of the, uh, some of the different, like, ways to do this are, like, complicated
and I don't know how to do it.
Okay, let me go, and I guess I can teleport to, like, maybe right, I'm gonna go to here.
It's a lid. I don't know what that means.
Use the cannons? Maybe. I don't think you can. I think the cannons are like very unique. Like you very rarely cannot do that.
Okay, so let's go back and I'll find the next one. There it is.
Look at all those wolves.
It is good to see other by I wish they had more field bosses in the game
Okay
Love all the solutions are completely inconsistent. Well, yeah
That's why like whenever I see people that give like this is what what I'm one thing
I've learned about streaming is that like as soon as I see people giving contradictory advice
I just stop
Because at that point it's like they don't really know what they're talking about
And they're just like kind of saying like do this because they're like, okay
Well, I want to help right why don't you do this? Why don't you do that?
But usually it's just people that are trying to
Trying to help but they don't really know what what's going on
Just do this holy shit the horse. Yeah careful. It's sick. I know it's badass, right?
Okay
They're just saying shit? Yeah, exactly. Just punching the wrong spot. Yeah, but like the wrong spot doesn't mean anything to me.
Like, it just means that like there's another spot that I'm supposed to punch. It's not specific.
People give unspecific advice and I can't, I can't work with that.
Okay, so this is the second boss we have to do.
Okay.
Where is he?
I don't even see this guy.
Is there even a boss here?
I don't even know if there is.
I don't see him.
There's no boss.
Yeah, where's he at?
Fuck.
Oh.
Oh!
See what's out of it!
How do you dodge that? Okay here we go.
Jesus!
Oh my god!
All right, that did a lot of damage.
What?
I'm out of stamina.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I don't know what's happening.
Is he dead?
Holy shit, I almost died look at my health split tooth. What's this?
Ah fuck I thought it was gonna be something good
Okay
After this I think that the the next boss is gonna be the hardest
This is that Antoninba guy again. I'm kind of nervous about fighting him.
Apparently there's like a second version you have to do. Did you drop it? Drop the
food? I think I ate the food actually. Yeah I probably just ate the food for
buffs. Okay, kill these guys here. So what's your skills? Well I don't really
I didn't really put a lot of points into my skills. I've like, I've mainly focused on upgrading my armor
Because I thought I was gonna use the armor for a long time and so I just decided like okay
Well, I'm gonna spend all my time doing that instead. I think it was kind of a good decision. Like not a not an awful one at least
Dutchess kingdom power to the inventory management. I think just giving people more space is what matters. Oh
Fuck up that bad
Let's go after this guy, there we go.
Oh, let me get my- my pet always despawns.
I feel like he's been despawning a lot recently.
I don't know why.
Okay, that's one down.
And there's so many of these fuckers around here too.
Did you unlock magic yet?
Uhhh, I don't know if I did or not.
Did I?
I'm actually not sure.
Yeah, what does unlocking magic mean?
No?
What the?
How long have I played the game a hundred hours and I haven't even unlocked magic?
What the fuck?
Okay, let's get all these.
I'm at 41%.
Pet disappears when you ride the horse?
No, it doesn't.
It's not true.
Okay, let's go.
I guess I'll get these guys.
Come here, bitch.
Oh! Magic's OP! A Warrior build? Yeah. Well, it works really well. Yeah, I guess I'll go
over here and kill these guys too. Probably something you stop, you skip reading? Yeah,
I, again, if I have to read anything, it's over. Like, I'm just being honest. Like,
I-I-I-I hate reading things.
Okay. Got him.
Battle Mage, you can set your sword on fire.
Yeah, I-I-I think you can do a quest for that or something.
I just don't know how it works exactly.
Like, there's so many things in this game that are just like, super fucking complicated.
Like, I've been really kind of surprised to see, like, how much is in the game.
It's crazy.
Okay. I'm almost done.
I'm gonna go with the next one.
Okay.
I'm gonna see him.
That sucks about a lot of Nintendo games all the time reading.
Well, I feel like we don't really have a lot of them today.
Like, the last Nintendo game that I played was like Mario Maker.
Like, I stopped playing Nintendo games because I just would rather play with a keyboard and mouse.
Like, to me, it might sound like silly, but I really don't like playing with controller.
Like, I've never really liked it, and I think it's just gotten more like...
Because now I'm like, I'm like way more used to playing with a keyboard and mouse.
And so, it kind of just gets worse, because I spend less time doing it.
All those Zelda games? Yeah.
You're gonna get character customization later on? Later on? Jesus Christ, okay.
What the fuck are the rest of these guys?
There's three more and kill them.
Ooh, I got a thing!
Mark, I think you got 100 gifted subs.
Holy shit, thanks man.
Ah, damn.
Okay.
Ooh, got them!
Got the ass!
So it looks like I play worse with keyboard and mouse.
I played every single Dark Souls game with keyboard and mouse.
And I vastly prefer it like I beat Sekiro with keyboard and mouse like I just genuinely do not like using a controller I
Don't know what it is about it because it's like I feel like most people probably grew up using controller
But like now I just can't stand it for some reason
And all stickers go to them not to me man not to me. I like the control, but I have the mouse. I love it
Okay, let's kill these workers
All right, this is almost done. Got it. Oh shit. That took a while
All right now we have the last boss
This is gonna be the the annoying one that I think
No, how thick I don't even know what the hell that is honestly. I have no idea
Okay, so we have this guy
Where is he?
And to Numbra's spear.
Now this is the boss that I almost crashed out and quit the game over.
When I played it, but that was the one where you had the sword.
This is the spear, so it should hopefully be different and better.
We'll find out.
Do you want a mouse?
Feels like classroom work.
feels like that to me I don't know let me see here okay and let me go back over
here to figure out what I want to do go get 999 damage axe I don't even know
how to get that yeah I don't know what that is place CS with controller yeah I
I don't think so.
All right, and I'm gonna cook some food too
because I feel like, wait, am I out of food?
No, I'm not, okay, Normand.
Let's save the fuck.
Okay, good.
Jesus Christ, I have a lot of these.
Holy fuck.
Okay.
Let me cook all my food now.
Knock it off, yeah?
Where is it?
There it is.
All right, let's get it done.
What's in your mind?
This is cook.
What's your current rating of the game so far? I think it's really fun. Like I've actually enjoyed the game a lot
I think we just make the food the five. I think the five should be more than enough
Okay, and I'm going to make
How many of these am I gonna make?
This is 220
This is 180 I
Think 220 seems like it's I
I could just make a hundred and ninety five of these and they'd all just be
shitty. I don't know if I should do that or not. Should I just do that? I mean I
guess it's actually it is more efficient it is no no no that's true it's more
efficient because if it's 140 for one and it's 220 for five that's pretty easy
fucking math right like this is obviously a lot better let's go with that you know
I just cook in the field you're right and I'll also I will get some of these and
I'll do it with the lean meat, okay?
Oh wait.
I'm messing up.
Okay.
And I'm gonna make maybe like 13 of these.
That way I have everything that I need.
It grows big farming.
Yeah, I feel like this boss is gonna be pretty hard.
I could be wrong though, we'll see.
I think also like my damage now is so good that even if the boss is hard I can usually just kill it anyway
It doesn't even matter
Okay, so we need to get over to there and to Numbra spear
Let's do it
This dog have hunger gauge, but no it does not surprisingly so
The questions for the cooking animators honestly the cooking animation is actually pretty good
Because like it shows the thing that you're cooking quite often like whereas like with dragon's dogma
They just recorded somebody cooking food and then just said okay. Yeah, that's good enough
So I would say that's an improvement
How do you get that armor you have to beat what is in my opinion be by far hardest boss in the game and
I don't know really if it actually is the hardest boss in the game
But you know it has been for me so far like nothing before or after that boss
was even like probably 10% of the difficulty of that boss.
Wait, what? Why did not? I hit the button, but it didn't work. The fuck?
The fuck? Okay, there it is. I had to hit it like three times.
Top three hardest bosses so far. I would say that like whenever I fought it,
the monkey was probably one of the hardest bosses,
but I also didn't really have the levels for it either so I think that's another
reason why it became like really hard besides that like did I have any trouble
oh that antinumber store but I feel like a lot of the difficulty that I've had
with bosses is really just because I was under gear and like once I got the
gear for the boss that I needed it was easy I don't know like it just didn't
it was that big of a deal to me. Let me see, is there a pathway up here? No, there's not,
I don't think. Okay, we've got to go over to this one right here. Okay, let's go. Where
is it? Where the fuck is it? Oh. Damn. It's all the way over there. I didn't realize that.
Look at all these pelicans.
Nice.
Great.
Bruh.
I had to.
I had to do that.
I didn't want to do that.
I had to.
I don't know what you guys are like, I mean, because if I didn't do that, the thing is
that thing about like this if I didn't do that they'd just be flying around like I
can't let that happen spoon bill the fuck is a spoon bill the fuck does that
even mean wait a dead bird fuck the only dead bird fuck out of here okay cook the
Birds with your sword. Okay. I've actually probably should have done that be a good idea
Wait, what the hell is oh?
Wait a minute
Does I need to?
Does I need to go and do?
Okay, so all right this would be
It'd be fucking
Did it be this one? Yeah, it'd be this one right here. Okay, so let me put this one on to this one
Okay, so I got to rotate it
That's that's real good
That's that's about come on
That's the way he's supposed to look, right?
Okay, now let's move it up here.
And now I gotta probably punch him in, right?
No!
No, no, no, no!
I don't fucking...
Okay.
These fine motor movements are really hard for me.
Okay, I don't know how it works.
How does this work? Am I doing it wrong?
Use the force current skill? I don't know what that means.
What does that mean?
Okay, force current. What does this say?
Axiom Force, Flight, Aerial Roll.
Okay, I don't have that. What does that even mean?
Skill Tree, Bottom Left. Okay.
Oh, shit. I don't have it.
Okay. Um, wait, can I just learn it?
Oh, I don't have Force Palm Level 2.
What the fuck is Force Palm?
Oh, so now I have to get this.
Okay, so now I can get it.
Okay, I use two points for that. This better be worth it.
Oh
Wait, is that it
That's it
But it just there's no chest
There's no loot?
I just fucking spent two of my crystals for nothing.
What the fuck?
Whatever, doesn't matter.
That's on YouTube, I know. Well, I mean like to be fair, it's not like I mean
How would I have known that right?
I mean because if you punched it it wouldn't do it would effectively do the same thing so I I don't know
What is this?
Here give me the box
It didn't want to give it to me
Okay, well what the fuck I don't know how to do that
Okay, where's the teleporter
Or the hell is it
White the lanterns? Oh, I could try that. You're right. That's a good idea.
I always forget to do that. It says turn off.
What? I mean, do I have to turn them off? There's no way.
Wait a minute, wait a minute. I think I know what to do. Actually, I think I know what to do.
I'm gonna put it on top of this
I'm gonna put this one on top of it
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on. I'll put this one down. No, no, it's okay
I'm gonna pick this one up and then I'm gonna put this one down and I'm gonna put
this one up and I'm gonna put it right there and then I'm gonna take this one
and I'm gonna put this one on this one
Now I have to light it. That's what I have to do.
Here we go.
What?
What do you mean it didn't work?
Wait.
But I fucking...
But I did it the right way!
Shine it with the sword?
There's no way. No, I broke it!
Um...
Well...
Wait a minute. Is it actually the light? I mean, there's no way that's what it is.
There's like literally 0% chance that's what it is.
I hit the wrong button.
Okay.
There it is.
And let me open this one up.
I'm gonna put this one down as well.
Okay, I'm gonna try it again.
Guys.
Guys.
I know you wanted to help.
Gotta try everything? Yeah, I don't know what the fuck I'm supposed to do.
How the fuck? Like, remember I was supposed to kill a boss?
D- or there's a dragon flying. Oh, good.
There has to be another rock.
There has to be a third rock. I know that there's a third rock.
Actually, I don't know that, but I think that, like, that's what it has to be, right?
Check the hole?
What hole?
Uh-oh.
It's on the right side.
Okay.
Let me look around in here.
Uh-oh. It's on the right side. Okay, let me look around in here.
One more. Here we go. Here we go.
Fuck.
Give me a minute.
Put the rock.
I fucking knew there was another rock. I told you guys
Easiest game of my fucking life
See and by the way, I figured that one out pretty much all by myself
Minus, never the guy told me there's another rock and where the rock was, but I knew I knew what to do
Which is what matters
wait wait do I just loop this one
damn okay great
All right, now we got to do the bike, the bike, let me see how this is going to go.
And let me make sure that I have my food set up too.
I don't want, actually I'll just use, is that a cocksucker running at me?
No, it's not.
I don't think so at least.
Where's my food?
Okay.
All right, so where's this boss damn look at them all? Oh
Oh, I'm out of control now. Oh, what's going on fat? What's going on fat? Get out of your fat
Oh, what about you? Oh
These guys are dead, they're so fucking dead. All right, where's the rest of them?
Jesus I popped the fuck off
Okay, let me let me do this area and then after I do the area I guess I have to fight
the boss right I'm assuming that what are these guys doing okay get out of that
I wish it just automatically targeted for me.
Is this the game worth it?
I think it's worth it.
Yeah, I mean, I played it a lot.
I mean, like, if it's not obvious, I've played it like a ridiculous amount of time.
all these fuck asses too okay oh shit
What's
doing?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Can I dodge anything?
I can't.
Damn!
Bro, he killed my ass!
Okay, let me restart.
Let me restart so I'm fully in.
I'm fully prepared.
Okay.
Where are we going to eat?
No, it's alright.
Cause I didn't heal that much anyway and I usually like whenever I do a fight, I'll
like just let myself die.
That way the first time I go into it, I'll have like full, full stuff.
A lot of HP.
Yeah.
No, he's got a lot of health.
It's okay though.
I'll kill him.
hit bro. Jesus Christ. Who is this guy? Oh I have the wrong weapon on. Okay. What?
Oh my god, bro, I am cooked!
Holy shit!
Okay, let me try, let me just retry.
Jesus Christ!
Hmm.
You're too low level for this fight.
Alright.
Alright.
We're gonna be the...
Getting mauged? I am.
Well, I didn't expect it to be hard.
I'm gonna put on the good weapon.
Where's the boss?
I can't move.
I can't move.
Why am I not able to target?
Where's the boss?
I can't even see him.
I couldn't even see the boss!
It just attacking me from offscreen!
Holy shit!
Okay.
Cameron isn't facing the right way? Yes!
Holy fuck.
Okay, let's try and do it again.
I hit the wrong button.
I was out of that!
Fucking piece of shit.
Fuck.
of
state of the
I just can't move. I just die. I'm just stunlocked. Okay, let's do it again.
Jesus Christ
dude's fastest fuck well it's just that it's not one attack it's hard
of
I don't know why I didn't want to do the other stuff
I can't move.
Alright.
Now what?
God.
Jesus I just have to get an idea how he did the shit that's a little bit better
what I get where's my loot where is it where's my loot brute force I was a brute
force to beat the shit of him what do you mean brute force like I farmed the
What the fuck out of that guy? Like, he got destroyed!
What, what do you mean?
I beat his ass!
Lude is the member? No, no, I must have gotten a spear from that, right?
No?
What the fuck?
oh my god I got yeah I got fucking scammed what a piece of shit okay give
me a minute I gotta figure this one out alright where is this thing there's an
object here I have to go loot it it's bug do it again stop it stop it no
that's not it okay how do I get into this area is this it no okay maybe it's
down below because this is like kind of already broken so yes yes that's what I
thought okay good and then I'm gonna take this and put it in my pocket actually
Can I just? Yeah, yeah, I have to put my pocket.
Okay, uh, XX, whoa, fuck.
Okay, we're gonna have to figure out which button that's supposed to hit.
Alright.
So, I think it's gotta be this one, right?
I'm gonna click on, nope, that's not the wrong one.
Click on this, examine.
okay I'm gonna discard this and now I put it on here right what why
get get on there piece of shit there you go
What?
Oh my god, it's another one of those fucking things.
Where is it?
It says it's over here, on the map.
Where's the box?
There it is.
Come here, come here.
See now that I understand what to do, it's easy.
Oh, no, y'all think I was retarded. I figured that went out easy.
I feel pretty good about how I beat that boss, honestly.
Okay, I hit the wrong button again. I don't know what's wrong with me today, bro.
Like, I'm fucking... I'm cooked. I keep hitting the wrong buttons.
Okay.
Let me go. Alright, cancel.
Got it. Alright, so now what?
Let's get it.
Oh, there it is.
Talk to the witch to the sanctum of revelation.
Fuck, yes.
There it is.
Damn.
easiest game of my f***ing life. Wow.
Mm-hmm.
Uh-huh.
We're renaming the straight-formers. This is the straight of Trump. That's a good idea.
Yeah, that's a great idea. That way they always know. They never forget.
Okay, that was easy. Fuck yeah. Great. And why does it say there's another thing here?
damn damn warden of darkness what even is that what does that do as a
finisher
Let me try it out.
Oh, what the hell's down here?
Oh, nothing.
Okay.
Oops.
The mort.
If you shine your sword, one of the puzzle, there's another puzzle.
If you shine your sword, one of the puzzle crystals, there's another puzzle.
You think I'm supposed to know what the fuck that means?
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
I don't see any of this.
Yeah, it looks like that's it.
On the dial of the puzzle.
Wait, what?
What the fuck?
How the fuck am I supposed to do that?
How the fuck?
Don't hold it.
What?
Just tap on its align.
I don't get it.
I- I- what?
Why is it- why is it pause?
It doesn't... it's like Osu! Guitar Hero? What? That should be it, right? Wait, so it
has to go all the way around? Oh, I hit the button. I'm too spastic. What am I supposed
to do because I feel like that's the way that's where it should be right I double
clicked oh did I yeah I'm I'm too sped like I don't have like I hit the wrong
button again but calm down I can't I hit the wrong button again I'm a spaz I
yeah I just fuck I okay give me a minute give me a minute I'm fine okay um oh my
god I'm losing it bro I'm losing it
bro you I'm just I have trouble figuring the shit out man I do let me go
and we'll get this here top blue buttons come on give me a minute okay
okay how did I do it
I un-learned it.
Oh, I got it.
What the fuck?
It's starting to believe.
I'm starting to.
You're trying to.
Oh my god.
So wait, what did I get out of that?
What did I get out of that?
I don't even know.
Look up.
What the fuck do I need that for?
Well, like a teapot?
What the fuck am I gonna do with this piece of shit?
Look at this, motherfucker!
Give me a minute.
I gotta go up there.
That's not the where it goes.
Okay.
Seal it?
In what?
Um, what do I do?
Put it in the pot?
Okay, alright.
Core of Revelation.
Okay, that's decent.
um...
all right let me go and look around now
press r now, wait what?
okay let me go and see, all right, dimmin' this port, i gotta do that
and let me check and make sure i get these other guys too
oh there's another area, like, i think it was right here or something, wasn't it?
i thought it was a boss here
oh it's this one right here, the corrupted greening
i was gonna do this one too
Okay.
Press R for Vatartin. I guess so.
Is this game better or worse than Dragon's Dogma?
Uh, it's- it depends.
Yeah, it depends. Like, there are some things that are better, some that are worse.
Like, uh, I'm not even really sure, honestly. Like, I'll have to play the rest of it and then decide.
Cuz like right now I don't really know
You feed your apples to a horse of levels faster. No, I didn't know that
Okay
Okay, now I can try this sword
What the fuck was that
This...
Damn!
That's actually kind of cool. I wonder if I should
use that.
Yeah, this is a pretty cool spear. I like this.
Okay.
Alright, let me go and turn this in.
Where is it? Yeah, let's go over there.
Upgrade it? Maybe I should. I don't know if that's like the best...
Like, I don't know what the best weapons in the game are.
I'm not sure, like, because upgrading takes a lot of resources, so I'm like, okay, well...
I don't know if I really want to spend all my resources on this or not.
It's hard to be sure.
Okay.
Is this where these guys are at? No it's not. I'll just clear this area out anyway.
Wait that did 25%? Holy shit.
Jeez it's only four guys? Damn that was fucking easy. Holy shit.
Alright now let's go turn this in and probably fight this boss too.
I haven't done this one yet
You need a good sword to be honest, yeah, I like the one that I have honestly
No wielding lassie with deadly precision sounds like a great way used to know doesn't it
It can't be she disappeared volcanic eruption X or that's your bill to go crazy. I got that item the
actual words now she's working for some damn an issue noble I don't have the fire attack yet
though that's the problem and that one led side by side once if there's truth in that rumor
We ought to see it with our own eyes.
Ooh.
Okay.
So where's this bitch at?
Yeah, where the fuck is she?
I don't see it.
Let me just go do this one.
Oh no, she's right there.
Okay, let's go.
You do you got it from your den what what oh, yeah, I did get that you're right
You hear about the stabbing in a Pokemon store in Tokyo crazy shit. Yeah, I think it is pretty fucking insane too
That bitch with the bitch location true
True I'm ready to do this
Can't you just buy materials I I can but they're limited everything in the game is very limited
But the game is a very it's very measured
like where it's like you can't really you can't over level in a lot of ends wait
where's my sword okay I was fucking stressed out I thought I lost my fucking
weapon okay where is this bitch okay give me one second all right now we go over
there I'm just gonna ignore those dick boys who cares I do like the idea of
world bosses I wish there were more of them
Uga-Buga has a jetpack only for him really does it work differently or is
it just like basically the same thing yeah I didn't even know that
Illuminate the corrupted grenade
Where's this bitch, uh?
Where's she at?
Oh, we got one of these
There are so many bosses roaming the world really why have I not seen any of them
Yeah, actually, no, I did see one.
It was like an ice guy.
So how the fuck do I get in there?
Do I just?
Okay.
Seems like that's pretty easy.
Oh, shit.
What?
invasive shot okay cool
Multi-shot okay, so she's gonna shoot a lot of arrows
Damn
This is easy like
Do I really just get the killer like that?
I just won't walk in those.
That was easy.
That was easy.
That was fucking easy, bro.
That was so easy, damn!
Damn. Just smash that bitch out. Okay, that was way easier. What did I get? Aero Reign?
What the hell is that? Aero Reign Finisher? That seems pretty good. This gear sucks. Oh,
That's so bad.
Why you take your kill?
I don't know.
That's a good question.
Ooh, we got another artifact here.
We're getting an asshole to these honestly.
Ooh, the world is saved.
Naturally, at the end of exploration you can see some cool bosses.
Yeah, I haven't seen any boss that like, I feel like even now like every boss has
been easy for me like we haven't fought a single hard boss ever since basically
fighting sauron like everything besides that has been a joke give me a
second I raise the bathroom right through the thing that she dropped
All right, all right, we're back, calm down, relax, ah, excuse me.
So what we gotta do now? I don't want to talk to Mr. Rabbit. Get the fuck out of here. Where's this?
Go to the old office? I can go over there. Gotta figure this out. It's a big ass city.
Drink from the goblet right um where is it where's the goblet key item max stamina wait what
Wait, did I just gain...
Wait, what the fuck? I just got 40 stamina.
Okay. Great. That was awesome.
Dream from the Goblet of Fire, I guess so.
Yeah. Alright, let's go inside here.
I think coming at it from this direction is a better idea
Because like I'm assuming that there's a bunch of bad guys in this area, so I'm gonna try to just go around them
I gotta be honest the writing in this game is awful
um
It's not great. I
Mean it's it's this is it's not a writing game, right? I mean it's just it's not a story game period
It's a combat game. It's a combat game where you kill things
So if you don't want a combat game where you kill things, you're probably not gonna have a good time playing...
Wait, what?
Okay
There's no way I can't make it up there, right? Especially now with my new Stamina.
This is where I am, that guy.
It's just too easy.
Okay.
So how the fuck do I get in there?
can I go in through a window?
I'll try and sneak in.
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Alright!
Give me a minute!
Got him!
Okay.
We have to go back to sneaking now?
Okay.
Okay, alright, let's...
That one's here.
Alright, okay.
Can I get anything? Can I sit on the throne?
It doesn't let me sit on the throne! What the fuck?
God damn it! What a piece of shit.
Okay, so where is this guy?
Oh, it looks like he's in here.
Is this him? No, it's up.
Okay. No.
Where the hell is it?
We've got to figure out the stairway first.
Maybe it's up this one.
No.
This game is full of mysteries.
No!
Oh, do the thing oh that's right I forgot I can't use my on my sword we got the special
helmet this is a special helmet for special boys
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Naturally.
Of course.
So, okay, there's like kids here?
Alright.
Um
So oh I found the stairs
They were near the stairs
Okay, wait, there's dozens of question mark here. Where is it?
Who's this loser? Hello?
Wait, this is a shop
Who the fuck sets up a shop wait what?
A tat a Demacian signet Demacian crown
What the fuck I
I guess maybe I could buy this ring if the rings good. I mean, I don't know what like I really wish I knew what the best version of these items are
compare
Yeah, I don't know
It's a rep shop. Yeah, no, I understand it now. I've used the other one before I know what that is
Okay, so
I was looking to see if there's another box in this area, looks like there's an awen.
Okay, it should be here, right?
Ooh, another- Oh, it's the bad guy!
Okay, here we go.
Uh-oh.
Damn.
Dating hold it right there look Caliban thought of me to wait outside. Oh, oh
You ought to make sure no rats living around
Understood
What fucky shite is that?
He killed me all the way to play kettle came there. Oh, I mean tell me that to my face
Damn
Pick your life so meaningful
But you don't matter never will
Yeah, I'm great with the scraps you've been given it's talking shit to him, huh?
Oh
So everybody just thinks this guy's a loser
Okay, shit
Damn, he's got big plans are the bells are Australian. Oh, yeah, that's why we got to kill them. They're the bad guys
obviously
Oh
Is it?
Head to the audience chamber on the ground. Oh, okay
I didn't realize what I was supposed to do because I wasn't paying attention. I
Never pay attention
It's not Australian. Yeah, that makes sense. I know listen to the levels conversation in the audience chambers, okay
Oh, that's a lot of guys.
Yeah, what a good guy.
Okay.
Uh-oh.
Got the story quest line better now.
It's alright.
like it's not great or anything but it's I mean there's it's kind of coming
together to have like a bit of continuity that's a bit of an improvement
right not great but it's decent
we're an asshole didn't we kill that guy if we did I don't know okay there's
one more I have to talk to. I'm assuming because they're slightly different colors.
Is it true the early game's main missions felt like side missions? Yes!
You've got to save goats. Where are the goats? Uh-oh.
What's this? Wait, why am I able to take the helmet off but I'm still able to
Wait, what the f-
Oh, there's the guy.
Uh-oh.
Damn!
Alright!
So he just killed all the other nobles.
Jesus.
What a god.
What a guy.
So he just killed all the nobles.
Well, that certainly removes the problem.
I like this who's good
wait what wait wait that is get pulled back in time wait what the fuck
No, I'll deal with him. You are no ordinary burden.
What?
I remember you from the abyss. Have we met before? No, I will never have left that lie.
I gotta kill this guy.
Okay. I don't know what he thinks he's doing, bro.
No!
Damn
Oh, I'm gonna kill him on his throne. Oh
Wow, I didn't see
Oh, what's wrong? Oh
I thought I could get out of that.
Dang it! What the fuck?
Oh.
Dodging, dodging, dodging. That way this will hit me.
Did I win?
I think I did, right?
Oh shit.
You are ordinary after all.
Your sword is blunt, and your mind is brave.
Goddamn.
He called me retarded.
Where your steel shall ever strike me.
the fuck. So are we back in time? Did we just go back in time? Like, how the fuck? Why does
You look like dark asthma gold shut the fuck up
Get the hell up
That boss went pretty well though like I kill him that was pretty easy I'd say
It was dark it's hard for me to see what his attacks were gonna be
Yeah, I'm gonna be real like these bosses like I've been farming these bosses it's just been easy
Oh, it's the witch.
Oh, hit him with the fireball.
Wait, what?
Uh-oh.
Damn, alright. Alright.
Is this game, is this the game that's too hard?
I don't think this game's too hard, I think it's fucking easy.
This game's a joke.
Like you have infinite heals and infinite re-spawns.
Like what do you mean it's hard?
Like, really?
the thread that leads to my sword master you see that's how over there yes
not securo guys cheap worlds has moved his forces that way to strike at the
throat of the grand general no huh which means I've got released space it's the
perfect time to slip in and get answers so we got to go over there thank you
don't mention it let's go I'm ready okay now to spit it out shut the
Thank you. Yeah, shut the fuck up. You've always got a place with us. Damn. All right
Okay, so infiltrate the Deminus court. All right, I gotta go over there. Let's do it
It's dark too. It's hard to even see what the fuck's going on
Finally a man arrives gets shit done. Well, I love like the
The thing that I don't like in my games like this is one thing like trigger wait
wait wait wait wait wait what wait what whoa wait wait a minute what wait wait no
No, cause I...
Why am I... Why am I a girl?
What the fuck happened?
Okay, uh, I guess we gotta climb up through here
and I'll go infiltrate the demonisk. Hopefully I don't have to fight with her.
I don't have the fuck to fight with her.
Why would I want to play a girl?
Let's go.
Oh, she's got a little spinny thing, too.
The game is so dark, probably because it's night time.
It's a transformation.
Shut the fuck up.
The game made me do this.
I didn't want to do this.
I want to play as a girl.
I don't even know why I'm playing as a girl.
Uh-oh.
Oh
There's a fireworks, right? Yeah looks like they all are it's not a bomb
Turned off the lantern feel like the lantern
Okay, let me practice and fight with her
Damn what the fuck
Wait she could barely even kill one guy
Dude she barely killed one guy
She sucks
She's used she's fucking useless
Okay, let me get the hell out of here I
Think I'm going the right way. I can't even see anything
thing. I'm assuming this is the right way. Okay. Okay, we've made it. Alright, now how
the hell do I get in? Um, maybe I go around this way. Wait, can I go in through there?
I think I can go in through here.
I should hide, right?
There's no way they're going to catch me in here.
They won't know I'm here.
You think I'm afraid of you?
They don't.
Huh. Let's do it.
I literally can't see what I'm doing.
Right?
Dude, am I- like I can't see anything.
I literally can't see anything.
Oh my god.
still lantern? That's not the problem.
Okay, so now what?
Okay.
So now what do I do?
Find the underground prison.
What?
I still have to play as the girl.
God damn it, man!
Give me a minute guys, we gotta go over there.
Change her weapon, can I?
Absolute Justice Greatsword.
Do I have that equipped?
Let me deal with it whenever I get over there.
I just can't see shit.
It's actually so dark.
Let's go over here.
I've got to be able to climb up this, right?
I think I can.
Yeah, I can.
All right, we're good.
It's a ganna issue.
It's there's something...
Let me see if I can...
I'm just gonna, I'm gonna turn on the lantern.
I might as well, that'll help a little bit, right?
I mean, it's better than nothing.
Okay.
Find the underground prison.
So...
Oh my god.
This game scales contrasts very steeply.
Yeah.
Wait, so I'm stuck again.
Wait, fuck.
So I have to do this.
Wait, there's no food that I get?
Go from the back? Okay, I'm gonna try and- I'm gonna give it one more try.
Alright, let's do it again.
You gotta equip it? Well, I don't know.
I just I can't see what I'm doing so it's hard for me to know if I'm doing anything wrong
It's just it's so hard to see anything
Go over this way hopefully ignore these guys
So now I have to figure out how to get in there, but I don't know how I get it, like
what direction I get in there from.
I'm playing about the game being a joke, so you beat your girl and Joy.
Yeah, apparently, right?
It wasn't hard enough.
Okay.
enough so I can't come in through here I can't go in through there I mean this
is a good idea just doesn't work and there's no ways to come in through here
either like you would assume that could maybe be it but it's not oh what about
this what this okay we're good all right why would I do that why would I do that
okay
I just can't, I can't see.
I can't move, I can't move.
Okay, let me get, let me get into here.
I can't.
Okay.
Okay, let me go in through here maybe. So if it's underground that means it has to
be...
It's coming in through here, right? No? Oh no! It's over. Okay. Alright, I'm done.
I'm done. I don't want to play anymore. Let's take a break. And yeah, I think that
I think tomorrow we're gonna play the that content King game. I think I want to try that out and I get into it then and
Rage quit will know the reason why I just like it's just this is just it's annoying
I don't I don't want to do it and so looks like it's too hard
It's just annoying like and also like I have the light shining in my face
I'm just gonna do it probably tonight whenever it's not as dark outside or not as bright outside
Yeah, too hard done to quit exactly bro. I am a dude. I'm gonna be honest
I do not give a fuck like I I am like my desire to like
Beat my head against the wall on something is just non-existent
Like I do not I cannot even begin to care
The moment something's annoying or like I'm struggling with it. I just immediately give up
I have no interest in like struggling or having any sort of like
like, problem with the game. It's just not for me.
But yeah, I used to love a grind. I'm not about it. No one said I was there. Yeah, for
sure.
It's good. At least you're honest. Yeah, I'm totally, like, I have, I have no desire
to do that anymore.
melted no motivation yeah yeah I think I'm a little bit a little bit melted to
it's just hard to see things properly that's the issue big part of the issues
player didn't even choose to play as a character in first place um yeah I don't
know
You gonna try Monster Hunter Stories 3?
No.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
You're a smooth brain?
No, I just, uh, I don't really get anything out, like in general I don't like, I don't
like struggling at things.
And so if something's hard for me to do, I just don't do it.
Like I don't have any interest or desire to like kind of push myself or beat my
I had against the wall to do anything like if something isn't working out or like it's not going the way I want it to I
Just immediately give up because I don't really care in the first place. I
Mean that that's really the truth, right? I don't I don't give a shit to begin with oops
There's no care I stick at this point. No, I'll play the game. I'll probably play the rest of the game
I just don't want to do this right now
I thought it was rich or probably the same mindset.
Well, yeah.
I mean, like, why'd I give a fuck about that, man?
Fuck that.
You have to play stories three, actually, because you have to beat all-term-based games
for Baldur's Gate 3.
Oh, you're right.
I forgot all about that.
Thoughts on the game?
Um, I mean, I think the game's great.
I just, like, I don't like that it's really dark and I can't see what I'm doing.
Like basically like the contrast in the game is like really really bad where like if a bright spell effect happens
It will like
Make it's where you can't see anything else in the game, and I think that that's like a huge problem
It's like a massive issue
But like besides that like that that's the main complaint that I have
It's not an issue, it's a feature.
Yeah it just makes it hard for me to like, like it's just, it's really hard for me to
like see what I'm doing.
Like anytime that I play a game and I can't see what's happening, like that's like the
fun factor goes away, right?
Like I don't enjoy that, I don't find it fun.
It's fixable, my game's not the start.
I don't know.
I just wish I knew where to go.
Maybe it's upstairs.
I can't even get inside because it won't let me go through the door because I'm like
auto unlike on my card focused onto this
i think i just woke this up on youtube and do it that way
now this is just annoying
oh i already was over here
get to the top
it's in the kitchen
Where do I go?
There's a first floor, there's a down hatch on the floor.
Okay.
I can't see what I'm doing.
I can't get in there.
Jesus Christ.
I don't see any sort of thing like that at all.
I don't see it.
Yeah, I don't know what people are talking about in the kitchen.
There's nothing here in the kitchen at all.
Other side?
I didn't see it.
I see it.
So I can't...
Oh my god, bro.
Like...
Holy fuck.
Jesus, it's so annoying.
Oh my god. At least I found it. Yeah, at least I found it.
Got a sheath of your sword?
Holy fuck, why?
I'm gonna give it... Now I know where it is. I can at least try to find it.
I just like it's it's the lighting that's really annoying. It's not even the mechanic like the mechanic is annoying
But like I could deal with that
But she's like not being able to see what's like I hate games that you can't see what's happening
Drives me fucking crazy
Okay, one last try
This game truly is a mixed bag. Yeah, I mean this is like well, what's really annoying about it
It's like you so like there's the obvious like that what that what you're supposed to do is you're obviously supposed to like go
Into the window right but like in the process of going into the window you aggro the guards so it's like
What the fuck are you supposed to do?
It's just so confusing like why would you why would you make it that way?
Like, let me show you what I mean.
So like, that's clearly where you're supposed to come into, right?
Because like it's like an open, like it's designed that way.
No it's not.
Let me just try and go in there again.
So where was it again?
Shit!
I just can't see anything man.
Okay, that's one down.
That's good.
Okay, now let me use it.
Wait, but I can't use it now.
What I have to take I have to pull up shit
Wait now the door won't open
Holy fuck
Jesus Christ. Okay. Alright. I did it.
Wow. That's fucking annoying. Alright. Anyway, yeah. I'm gonna call the day.
I will be back on tomorrow as always and we'll probably play that content game
content King game tomorrow and we'll do that.
So until next time gentlemen, thank you all very much for watching. I
appreciate it.
And I will see you tomorrow. Oh boys. Peace.
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