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I see the light turning and I want it into black.
When the sun is spinning, oh, I want it into black.
I see the girl with the finest inness, all the smoke.
I see her turn from here to fill my darkness, girls.
I see a line of parts of your heart into the land
With my wish and my love for forever to come back
I can't be one more baby if there's quickly a life away
I can't be one baby if there's ever a day
We're doing boys just woke up a little while ago
I've uh, you know just been uh looking at some bullshit online as usual as everything and
Yeah, good morning. Yes. Absolutely. Good morning guys. It's 1 p.m. You're 11 minutes late
Well, I'm also two minutes into the stream almost so you know like you could say I'm only nine minutes
late right and yeah anyway so I just woke up and holy fuck like I was just
looking at some of the dumbass shit as usual I downloaded this new game you know
people have asked me if I wanted to play it and where is it let me pull this up
and find it where is it crimson no no where not this one content king that's
right and we're gonna try this out today later on and see what it's like I
know that a lot of people have said they liked it I've seen one of streamers
playing it and I think it could be time right and it'll be good I'm excited
they'll be trying something new and it's been a while they said there'd be no
Kings today yet here you are yeah really funny okay remind me to pay
pay you for that later on I did see that there is another no Kings crash out
again I don't even know why I have no idea what are they protesting against I
don't even understand it like why are they what are they what are they getting
mad about? What are they protesting about? I don't even know. Like, they're just mad that
Donald Trump is Donald Trump. Like, I feel like it's just so weird, right? And you're
already the content king, I guess, right? They just hate America. I think that they're just
bored of their bored, privileged white women that want to run around and cause trouble.
That's it. That's all it is. Let me see if I could pull any of this up. No Kings
protest. Where is it? Let's look and find out. And where are we here? No, no, no.
Labeling my nor- oh here we go. Let's look at and we'll see how many of them
are white women. All right? It's time to be racist. Who's ready? I am. Let's go.
one two three four five six seven eight nine 10 that's a guy
11 okay that's a guy this is is this a chick yeah looks like a girl that's a
girl okay 12 you're assuming right now I am 13 those are women's pants so 14 okay
So out of 18 people 14 of them were women that's 75 percent. That's crazy
Oh my god, where the hell are they coming from they're all boomers
What the fuck of course we're all old people like they're just a bunch of stupid old fucking people like I don't even like
Honestly if I see some old-ass fuck going out there doing this
I don't even think about it, bro
Like I think you know what this problem is gonna solve itself sooner than later and you know
There's no reason to worry about it too much and what is this but wins their no queens rally honestly these people aren't queens
They're hags, okay, so this is the no queens rally. Let me tell you that so yeah too much free time
They'll literally all be dead soon and thank God for that. Holy shit. They're so annoying aren't they wow?
And we can't so social security checks real quick
like, queen of the swamp maybe. Yeah, exactly. And all the young people out there partying
for spring break. Yeah, exactly. The sign said pardon convicted felons is a sign of fascism.
Well, again, I mean, listen, it's just stupid. I mean, listen, just stupid people. There's
no reason why you're gonna really listen to them and like try to like disprove them.
You don't debunk somebody like this. You don't debunk them. Like you just laugh
at them. That's it. You just laugh at them. That's all. And the more that you
don't do that the more you try to agree argue with them and fight with them you
just get into a situation right you get yourself into a situation and when you
argue with a retard sometimes people get confused and I think there's two
retards right so there's no reason to worry about that I wouldn't do it at all
all emotional arguments of course of course it's the way it is and yeah I
don't know what to say he's freaks out on the street yeah exactly and it's
almost every pardon for a convicted felon I mean I don't know if there
is or not I mean I have no idea it's just like I mean these people have no
problem pardoning felons that are from other countries but they have a problem
pardoning them whenever here here I don't know about them being dead soon
currently taking care of my only almost 90 year old grandma yeah but that's a
that's an outlier right I mean most people crash out a lot earlier than
that so I wouldn't worry too much about it but what is this here oh my god
so twitch streamer moosa moosa USA I don't know who this is who runs a
hot dog stand in Baltimore was robbed live on stream. Uh-oh. Well, what a fucking surprise.
Let's take a look at it. There's one thing outside my house. I'll drive out of Gitchapote
Lane. Blasted Iowa to get how many is dead. They were booing. They don't care about kings.
I don't know, man. Like, I think that there is no reason. See, the problem is that,
like, I mean, I don't like, I don't know why there's never any conservative protests.
i find it to be kind of shocking
that you know obviously you know trump won the election
and that you don't have any of these people that are counter protesting at
all
uh... and that the best example in like excuse for that can think of is that
they are ready one it's over
right i mean it's it's already over like it doesn't matter
like you can get mad all you want but it's still gonna happen right and
other work yet yet their work right i think that's another big reason to
and so uh... i guess so
and uh... they have jobs yes of course they'll have jobs that's another very big
factor right
and uh... i think obviously it's a big factor
but uh... as time goes on i think you'll probably see more of those if
people feel like they're being disenfranchised or something like that
happens that's uh...
you know i kind of uh... bad for them i think that then you probably see a
big change
so uh... but we'll see what happens anyway twitch streamer musa u s a
who runs a hotdog stand in baltimore was robbed live
on
Stream. Okay, here we go. Let's watch this. Let's get it
This just happened
Yes, sir
Life is simple, it's just not easy. Let me guess you're about to rob the store
You want second cheese? Yes, sir
Okay, I have to clean the grave. I just finished this second
So second cheese you want everything? Yeah
My own as my own as well as to my everything
You want to pay tomorrow? Yeah, you can pay is it like she's just a talk is like. Yeah, I am live streaming
Yeah, yeah, I am alive and I also I share on Instagram is okay
Okay, you will see me on this
That's turkey isn't it?
Stompe. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he's that he's turkey for sure
Oh, Tic-Tac.
Yes, Tic-Tac.
Listen, boss.
Steak and cheese.
Steak and cheese.
Everything on it.
Heavy, heavy, heavy mayo.
Heavy mayo?
Oh!
Whoa, I'm gonna arrest this guy right now.
Oh, that's nasty, man.
Heavy mayo.
Oh my God, what's wrong with him?
I think... Oh my gosh.
It was slow today. I said let me go home.
You guys keep coming.
It was slow.
He's hungry man.
He'll be trying to eat.
This guy seems pretty normal.
He got the best cheese sticks on this side of town.
He seems pretty normal.
You know, it is a weekend.
It's not this guy that did it, right?
So, I need to go to see this clouds, you know?
So, you open them up?
Yeah.
What time?
tomorrow 11 to 10 o'clock.
Okay, yes sir.
We're gonna, we're gonna rarely, no?
Yes sir.
Turkish American citizen working a hot dog stand
living the American dream, that's right.
See, there are plenty of immigrants that come to America
and they are important like valuable parts of the society
and there's other ones that start up fake daycares
and they take care of their own kids
and they get paid a million dollars
and they scam the government.
So like there's really, there's a real spectrum there.
Huge spectrum.
You like the onion, yes?
Onion?
Yeah, hi.
Onion, onion.
The live stream for the Mass Pro,
so I don't know, I'll look at that in a bit.
I will.
How much is it?
So I don't know what to put in.
Sorry?
How much is it?
Second change is $10.
10?
Yeah.
All right, give me a second.
I'll run my car.
See, I want extra, extra everything.
I'll kill you sir, I'll kill you.
He stole the money.
Wait, what?
I'm going to the tempier.
Okay, wait he stole it?
Yeah.
I'm going to learn.
Yes sir.
Do you like the onion, yes?
Onion?
Yeah, I like it.
I don't know.
Oh my god.
What a f- what a little fucking rat.
And- and the worst thing about it is he came up acting all friendly and shit.
That's what was really- that was crazy. He wanted a profit, yeah.
He wanted to get paid to eat a hot dog.
What a- this is insane.
He said it wasn't enough.
Yeah.
How much is it? So I don't know what to put in.
Sorry?
How much is it?
Second cheese is $10.
10?
Yeah.
Alright, give me a second.
I'm gonna run my car.
I'm gonna tell you, I want extra everything.
So he literally just grabbed the shit out there.
Okay, sir.
Okay.
Oh my God.
He stole the money.
They say, who saw that?
The chat's like, um, um...
It's barely yellow.
Thank you for the help.
I'm not sure.
Yeah, he's still a nut guy. He just stole I couldn't see anybody guys
See this is why they got to put plexiglass
Locks on everything in CVS, bro
They got put they they got a lock everything up in the in the convenience store
So he can't put something in his pocket
Like really like think about this like we have to rethink the entire thing of a tip jar
Because somebody's stealing out of the tip jar like we don't have to live like this brothers
We don't have to live like this. There's no reason for us to have to live like this. This is crazy.
I don't understand it. Really? Like, why does anybody put up with this level of just like, just absolute profound dysfunction?
It is amazing. Okay, let's let's watch the rest of it. I think he stole the money.
He stole like 20 dollars. 20 dollars. Are you fucking serious?
Guys, he's not coming back.
Did he really did that?
I bought one video from Allah.
Let's show it to the police.
Can I call the cops and just report?
Is it okay or not?
Yeah, he should.
After the customer, I can call the cops.
1026, English size Avenue.
Do you need a moment?
Yes ma'am, I need 9-1-1.
Good.
He stole the money, money.
Someone stole my money.
I have the media.
in my foot truck in my foot truck and then he stole my tip-back money
I need to get that person's description what race he's a he's a dark dark skin
and Hansen boy he black black white Hispanic Asian man he's he has a dark
He's a Dark Seekin, Dark Seekin, Dark Seekin, African I think, I don't know.
Just say it, just say it.
Let me see.
He is wearing, okay.
He's wearing like a, he got the tattoos on his face, he got some in his clothes.
What are you wearing?
He's wearing what, I don't know how can I explain it, he's wearing like this.
Like what sir, you're looking at him, I'm not there.
You cannot see me, I'm sorry.
This is a, if you call me FaceTime, is it possible to show me FaceTime?
This.
No sir, I can't faceTime you.
Okay, he's wearing, what is the name guys of this?
Letterman jacket.
blue jackets blue like a varsity jacket jacket jacket blue jacket blue jacket
blue white you know like like a kids jacket I don't know what that means
sir so is it a blue jacket yes yes blue blue jacket blue jacket mm-hmm
right thank you ma'am thank you so you're welcome
Oh, police is calm, it's perfect, customer is calm, I suppose to close, but...
Oh my God, dude. Like, and this is insane that people have put up with this, man.
The guy handling this call deserves to get robbed. I mean, I don't know about that, I think he did alright.
And you should be able to give them the video, surely? Yeah, it's insane that they left things that all immigrants are against ice and shit like this going on.
Yeah, and it's nuts, man. And this is why they get rid of cash-gender and want to go full debit and credit.
I mean people always gonna find a way to take the thing then he'd just be grabbing hot dogs out
He just be reaching his hand and grabbing a hot dog and run off of it
Well, you the thing is that the kind of people that steal they steal because they like stealing
There's a lot of people that like stealing what who the fuck steals $10 out of hot dog stand like really think about this
Just just take a step back and ask yourself a question
What kind of a dysfunctional moronic?
retarded, like completely brain dead dumbass steals $20, $17 out of a hot dog stand. I mean
you're talking about really the bottom of the bottom, right? The worst of the worst.
So really, I mean I don't know what to say. I really don't. Like there's no way you
can't, you can't, you can't design a society for these people. Well you can, it's called
jail but besides that you can't design a society for these people man one second
and let me just what they do I need to talk to police for five minutes they do
just yes boss how are you can I show you boss I am sorry man I don't want to
bother you man you see the guy yeah you saw it I can't do if you haven't
The air drop, I can't see anything.
Maybe there's a drop here.
It's probably across the street.
Probably stealing things out of that gas station now.
It's like, you see that something like 35, 20, like,
it's still more something like, let's see, maybe 30.
I really honestly, I think they should invest a tremendous amount of police resources to find out who this is.
I view this to be unacceptable.
this is a profound just wrong thing.
Like this should not have happened.
This, we have somebody stealing out of the tip jar
at a hot dog stand.
But I mean, if you're down bad on that level,
you pay for it, yeah, everybody pays for it, it's a taxes.
The thing is that, and we need to start looking at
the people that are stealing out of a hot dog stand
as people that will steal out of something bigger
than that, right? Because like you think of it like an MMO, right? They're leveling up.
You know, they're farming hot dog stands right now, but eventually they might farm a bank,
right? Or they might wake their way up to a convenience store with a gun. But at the
end of the day, like, this is the type of societal dysfunction that, I mean, I don't
know why anybody, like, we don't have to live like this for any reason, like, why
is it that anybody puts up with this shit? Like, Confident did it, knowing he's
being recorded as well? Well, it's because they get away with it. The reason why
they do this stuff is because they get away with it. Like, do you think that they would
do this in a situation where they get caught? Fuck no. They'd be saying, yes sir, no sir.
So this is all like, and there's a very big component to this that I think a lot of people
don't understand is that a lot of people that do this kind of stuff, they do it because
they have analyzed the risk probability of it, and they have come to the conclusion
that the risk is so low that it's worth doing. So I think that's really what happens,
right, is that they know that there's a very, very low risk of anything bad happening to
them. And so they do it. That's the reason why, for example, tons of people break in
the cars, but not that many people break into mailboxes, because one's a federal crime and
the other one's not. You have other people. And this follows a pattern, right? I mean,
you look at, for example, the way that people, like, there's a lot of people that
don't drunk drive. Why is that? Because they don't want to get arrested. So you
Always have this happen. So the only real problem is accountability like so if you have the accountability for this
You don't have this happen, but these people like this guy. Let me let me finish this up, right?
Someone happened here saw free opportunity. I speak to him but after yeah, why are you doing this?
He turned the commando all this way. We didn't know I hit that. That's why he's piece of shit. Yeah
Yeah
put problem on thank you man maybe he can you can see him you can catch him yes
because I want him to he have to know you and otherwise he can come his friends
come I don't want him to be around here you know he have to know you know yeah
wow and he just goes and grabs that shit right out of there huh he just
takes it right up out
all my god
cheese sas
maybe that's why he asked for extra mail is because the mail was behind him
so he'd have to turn around to pick it up
that's maybe the reason why i asked for extra man a man is
that's what i'm kind of assuming
and so uh... yeah there it is guys like free candy at the office yeah
and so uh...
uh... i don't understand why people put it not his first time i bet it's
It's not.
I bet people that do this kind of stuff, they do this all the time, they do.
And he's holding it in his hand too.
He's acting like it's his money.
Look at that.
And the fact that people are so aggressive with this and so brazen with this is just
astonishing to me to see that happen.
And wait to see how retarded the guy is on the phone to the cops.
I already saw that.
I mean, the guy, listen, he's ESL and he doesn't, he's stressed out.
He's really upset and he said some things that were silly because he's not familiar
with what the terminology is for a varsity jacket?
Like, I don't like, I mean, a varsity jacket,
like do they have varsity jackets inside of Turkey?
Maybe not.
Like, I mean, this is like an American thing.
So it's something that as an American,
we all know what a varsity jacket is.
But like, he's Turkish.
He doesn't fucking know what that means.
Like, what, he says it's just a jacket
with a bunch of shit on it.
So yeah, it's American culture.
So I'm not gonna have shit on him
for like talking like an idiot on the phone
because he's ESL, he's stressed out.
He's an immigrant. He doesn't understand the culture. He doesn't want to describe the person.
So that's the reason why. So no, I don't really, I don't think it's really that big of a thing, man.
I really don't. And so somehow can't say black. I don't know why you didn't want to say that,
but like, you know, who the fuck knows? So even that a video? Yeah, I guess so. But anyway,
yeah, no, this is just, it's honestly embarrassing. This happens. It really is.
And in my opinion, I think that you got to go after these people. You do. Like,
like you had to go after these people, put them in jail.
Like, you know, I don't really see the reason,
like, you know, in my opinion, right?
Is like, why is it that we don't just take a person
like this and then just put them in jail
and make them like, I don't know,
like put them on like mandatory labor for like a year, right?
Or like two years, like, I mean,
you steal $20 out of a hotdog stand.
Who does that, right?
And like, honestly, I think that'd just be better
for everybody, right?
Cause like, I don't want to live in a world
where people stealing money out of a hotdog stand.
Like that's crazy.
Like who steals money out of a hotdog stand?
but it's like you you've got to be uh...
uh... yes only i think the s l is english second language that means he's
not probably
he's fluent in english but he's not maybe like all proficient right
or uh... you know like i don't know maybe there are those are those synonymous i'm
not sure
but like he's not like really really good in english but he knows how to speak
english you know relatively well right
and i get my beating yeah exactly is not native speaker okay so that's really
it
and uh... top comment that would fucking retard the really calm nine eleven
over $20, 9-11 is supposed to be for emergencies.
9-11 is supposed to be for emergencies.
This is an emergency.
This is a person that wants to cause trouble.
This is an individual that's looking to cause trouble.
We don't want to have that person here.
And also, this is another component,
is that it's like Trump said, it's like I've said,
2% of the population commit 90% of the crimes.
They do.
And so the type of person that's gonna steal something
out of a hot dog jar, a hot dog tip jar,
they're also gonna steal something out of a store.
They're also gonna steal something out of a CVS.
They might also steal a car.
They might also do something else, might also be violent.
But these are the kinds of people that like,
they're basically problems wherever they go.
Anywhere they go, anything they do,
any place that they're at is worse.
Like it's worse because they're there.
And as soon as people realize this, they know what to do.
but people don't want to talk about it that way
but why would you uh... what's this here uh... why would you store that store
the money in their face
because we should live in a high-trust society that you don't need to worry
about some fucking animal running up and stealing your tips
that's the reason why this used to be america
used to be america
and yet just because something's easy to steal doesn't mean you can steal it
but you're thinking like a third world
see that's that's the way a third world or things that's the way a person
thinks
that ships in a in a in a toilet that's not in their house
that's the way a person thinks it doesn't have electricity
that's the way a person thinks that uses a lawn chair as a desk chair for a
computer
okay you understand that
that's the way a person thinks that only place free to play video games
because they can't afford to play a real video game
but you you don't get you know i think i third-worlder
do i think i got third-worlder
but this is the first world country where i'd like it
you it's not act like it
that's nothing
yet and i would be interested to be like that that's a bit of an obtuse take
no it's not
it's not you had this in japan
so i'm a poll you up
will pull you up real quick
with this happen in japan
Would it or not?
It's a simple question.
I mean, I feel like it's really simple.
You should know the answer to this.
Everybody knows the answer to this.
All right, you just let me know.
No, it wouldn't.
It's setting a risk based on these roundings.
Everyone's job.
Okay, would it happen in Dubai?
I'm curious.
I've heard about Dubai
Ah
We'll know cuz they have strict death laws in Dubai I
Don't even know what to say
Exactly. Exactly. Duh. Duh. Of course. Yes, in China, yes, you're almost there. So, this is what you do.
So, again, the guy's an idiot. The guy's a fucking moron. Like, that's why you have the laws. So, he knows not to do this.
So, that's why you change the laws. And listen, I understand that I see what you're saying, Scooby.
I get what you're saying. You're saying that it was still a mistake because you should make decisions for the place that you're at, rather than the place you want to be.
I get what you're saying.
But I think we need to have more of these events for us to realize that we don't need to live this way. We don't have to live this way with hot dog bandits.
I don't want to live in a world with hot dog bandits.
I don't think anybody does.
Nobody wants to live in that world.
So, no, you're not gonna get banned, it's not gonna be,
and I see what you're saying,
but you don't wanna be in that world.
I definitely don't want,
you're not gonna get timed out, shut the fuck up.
And, yeah, anyway, so, Gluziband, it's yes.
Nobody wants to be around the Gluziband,
and it's fucking annoying.
So, you've had all this happen,
all this go on, and everything,
make decisions that we're at.
Yeah, I mean, again, that's,
but, yeah, of course, right?
I mean, I think that definitely,
There's a lot of people don't think that way.
So that's why I think we need to do, we got to get this guy put him in jail five years.
I think put him in jail five years.
Put him in jail five years, have him learn welding while he's in jail, and then he can
come out, he can be a welder.
Or he can be a thief again and we put him in jail for 15 years after that.
And that's it.
I think that's a good solution.
It is.
It's a great solution.
And you know what?
I'm not even trying to cut off his hand.
So you know what?
Call me a nice guy.
Call me a nice guy.
and so what kind of world you want to live in where you can even have a uh...
a simple hot dog stand exactly it's embarrassing man
and uh... especially like the thing is that
if he
there are ways that you could have done this right and like he should have
known this by looking at the camera
so uh... a professional a professional like fucking uh... individual like this
which is say that
uh... you would reach over your hand you'd lean forward with this arm
and use the arm of the, what do you call it,
of the varsity jacket to obscure the tip box
and then reach your hand in from the other side
and then grab it like that.
Like that's what you would do.
Like, I mean, I'm sorry, but the,
how do I know that?
Cause I used to steal shit like crazy.
I used to do it all the time.
My dad even taught me how to do it.
He said, I remember, he would be,
he, there were times that he thought
that I was stealing something
and he would immediately stand in a position to try to watch i was in
stealing anything
but he immediately gotten position for it
and so anyway i takes one to know what yet exactly and the reason why i would
do it is because i knew nothing would happen
i knew that i would get away with that shit every single fucking time
and i did
i did every single time
and uh... skill was to be a criminal use them life at that point of fifteen
and to share that's fine just put them in jail like you
do a little bit of back and forth fifteen years can change a lot we'll see
what happens
but uh... you know that's not a macro level there's a reason areas with high
crime or losing big box stores and grocery stores yeah exactly
like um... what do you see uh...
let me see i can pull up some of these right
and uh... and see if i can pull up some of the examples of this
now what's not really that like we'll get us here this is outside chicago
look at this this is a little bit of a little bit of a lot
was this one was the
but my god
but i was
but others and and and like this is just the way it is to city or what that was
is going on
uh... ring leader of a violent mob attack is another one right there hitting
people all my god
well it is correct with these clowns man
group people know better than if you can roll up on street vendors i don't
even know what that is that looks like probably oh here we go here's another one
here's another one let's take a look at this there's what they do and you see
that there no masks no masks
damn damn we knew enforce the laws yep dude I'm not talking about those
Those are kids.
That's right.
That's going to be easier catcher.
Like you're 15.
You're 15.
You know not to crash out at the Valero.
You know not to crash out at the quick trip.
Everybody knows this.
You show up at the Chevron and you throw food on the ground and you run out of the
store with a bunch of food.
Everybody knows not to do that.
We all know not to do not do that!
They all know it.
I think we got, I think, I want to put more kids in jail.
I want to put more of them in jail.
I don't think we have enough kids in jail.
A lot more.
The jail max is a brand ambassador what's the brand grant that's auto
We'll get them run. We'll get it. We'll get a look at our animals
Look, it's all food on the ground to look at it's not enough that they had to steal the shit and run away
They had to go and throw the food on the ground. Well, why would you throw a bag of dirt?
Look at that. Oh my god
What bro bro, what the fuck?
God damn.
You see the thing is like think about think about how much you can get out of
these people if you turned all them into batteries.
Think about the amount of work you could get out of those people.
You just arrested all of them put them in jail.
Really, like you would have so much work done.
Everything would just be so, everything would be so much better.
This is amazing.
Are they in jail?
They should be.
Every single one of them should be in jail.
Every single one of them should be in jail.
Like, look at, look at this stupid fat man.
Look at this.
Oh
Well, like what is this is this fall guys unfortunately not
so
Manage my stacks yet exactly and like this like a hundred dollars worth of stuff man
It is it's like you just lost a hundred dollars out of this and you got another one
Here's another one and I like we don't have to live like this. We do not well. Here's another one
say warren now I
Wasn't he in the Castlevania? No, I was St. Germain. Never mind.
Thieves steal $300,000 worth of designer merchandise in Glendale flash mob burglary.
See, I got a hot take. I think you should just be able to shoot him.
I do. I think you just say, somebody does this.
Bop!
Bop, bop!
They're done.
That's it. That's how I think you should handle that's my opinion. That's a hot take you just shoot kill on site
Somebody stealing shit out of a store
But a few ARs yeah, exactly
I'll just stop real quick. Yeah, I will it's defense it is a self-defense. I like the sound of that go back to the Western days
Yeah, and then also like I would say
Man look at Fat Fatty just man
Man look at look at Fatty dude. Oh my god
Fatty barely getting out of the store and you already dropped something great drop the loop. Oh
My god, so they just went and stole all this shit out of there
He was double-checking the food before they left. Yeah, apprehended them do a public hanging
I will be okay with that. I will be totally fine with that
I think that'd be a good idea behind GPS trackers and everything and snatch it up after they loot you well
They do have GPS trackers in a lot of this they actually do like they go they go hard on that and
Worst part is the store gets stolen from the reputation is damaged forever and it may not recover future businesses though
Well, yeah, and it's also like I mean if you do this like the thing is I actually care
Maybe this is like silly, but I care more about people that rob your average
Your average Chevron your average C mart or fucking 7-Eleven
I care more about that than I care about people robbing Saint-Laurent
And the reason even though it's 300 grand like I don't care about that because it's it's markup luxury bullshit
Right and so like but and these stores are like, you know, they're operating on a crazy margin, etc. Like this is just look
Look, it's just a random fucking Indian guy, right?
And I'm not being racist.
It's literally an Indian guy.
He's right there.
He's really trying to pick it up.
And so there he is.
Like this guy's just trying to make a living.
He's trying to live his fucking life,
trying to live the American dream.
And these guys are trying to wake him up.
I don't like it.
I don't like it, man.
It's fucking annoying.
Who are these videos from?
only america yeah exactly and so it's just embarrassing i'll go we'll go we'll
go even another one there's another one a macy's who steals out of a macy's
look
why did they make that noise was this the lion king the fuck's wrong with you
You yapping like a hyena!
Why would you do that?
We gotta bring back.
What's the thing that they would give people for being a pirate the catching kill in pirates marks of what marks of
Marks of intent or something like that. Like what's it called again?
I'm trying to remember marker appraisal. Is that it mercy day?
Yeah, a letter's a mark, right? A letter's a mark. We need to do this in, like, uh, like,
after, after all the guys are done, like, after, like, all the guys, the ice guys, they need to
have more of them that are like this. You know what they should do? They should make something
that's like an offshoot of ice, but it's for American citizens, where instead of capturing
your legal aliens, you capture legal citizens that are causing problems and you just get
get rid of them too. I feel like this could be the next level. And like, you know, you
have this happen, right? You cut the police. Well, this would be like the special, maybe
actually, well, it's not called the special police, because there's that one thing that
happened a while ago and people didn't like that. But you could have there's like another,
They're like the unique police, right? The different police.
They're like, call it ICE too.
You know, oh man.
Look at this. Oh my god. Look at all these people. They're out of their fucking mind.
And here's a nut. Oh no, this is a normal one.
And...
Yeah, true by the way.
Mmm.
Monday, March 24th, around 10.45 in the morning, capturing nearly a dozen suspects
passed in dark clothes, some wearing masks, under sunglasses, walking into the athletic
apparel store.
Moments later, police say several suspects grab hundreds of dollars worth of clothing
from their back to them.
Lululemon!
Lululemon!
That's not even an expensive store!
X, as they run out of the store, for now, they pay a scene off of it.
That's just for white girls!
familiar for some business owners who want DC to crack down on retail theft.
Yeah.
Thieves have targeted Lulu Lemons throughout the district and it's gotten so bad that the
one on 14th Street Northwest closed last July.
They do.
They're going to close all the stores.
As you let these animals run wild and they're going to ruin everything.
They're going to ruin everything, fuck everything up, destroy everything, cause a bunch of
problems.
Look at this here.
Oh my fucking God.
Flash mob here has wild cars.
This is, yeah.
I've been to one of these in 2010, 2009, some great times, we had a lot of fun back there.
We had a lot of fun back there.
That never happened.
All right, all right, all right, they're on one then.
They're on one.
That's a bit much.
That's, okay, that's too much.
That's okay, that's too much.
That's way too much.
Yeah, yeah, that's way, way, way too much.
But you shouldn't let a car on fire.
Damn, damn should not have done that.
Damn, what an idiot.
And you're gonna be like, oh, oh, oh.
Future batters.
That's terrorists?
Yeah, next to a gas station?
It looks like it's a gas station, I mean it's got that thing over it, right?
And usually that's what a gas station has.
Yeah, I don't know.
But, who does this?
You threw some shit on it?
Oh my god.
Yup.
So in fact, the police isn't here, I mean where's police brutality when you need it?
Where's police brutality?
I think we need to bring that back.
We need to bring that back because I honestly there's something that's wrong here
We got to bring it back. This is crazy proud of your third world country fuck. No, I'm not
And again like I saw this that it again would bring back the crowd shot. Yeah, it's just it's embarrassing
We're gonna mall. We're gonna mall they're doing this shit
Oh my god, and so you can see our art one more one more one more because I want you guys to understand
Okay, no no two more two more two more
Monster Energy. Damn. This was a 7-Eleven. This was a 7-Eleven, boys. Oh my God. Thousands
of dollars of damage. Thousands of dollars. So you ever wonder why your Slurpee is like
five cents more? It's because they gotta pay for this. Damn. Look at that. Who does
Who does this?
God fucking damn
This is just insane and it was stealing from a street vendor
Who steals from a street vendor? Oh my
My god
God damn starface yeah what a gangster because they can they get away with it
that's why because they get away with it and then you see he's trying to go out
was that the person who was working there
wait
Wait, then she starts going to nerd steel and shit, too.
As soon as somebody gives her the idea, she just runs off.
Yeah, pick him to jail.
Look, look, look.
Pick him to jail.
The guy already.
He's gonna do shit.
Oh my God.
Why are they coming in here stealing like that?
Everybody else come and sit out there.
Man.
Jesus. Isn't that crazy?
Razzle that bitch on the ground.
Razzle her right there on the ground. There you go. There you go.
Oh man.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
I didn't do nothing. I didn't do anything. Like what do you mean? So anyway, do you guys see the problem here?
Do you guys see what's going on? But we don't have to live like this.
We don't. This is a much bigger problem than y'all realize. And there's like a cascade problem with this.
Is it majority of the things that happen like this, they're in low-income areas?
Guess what the people in low-income areas need the most?
fucking jobs. So whenever you rob the CVS 17 times and then the CVS closes
well there was like 15 people that work there and now they don't work there
anymore. So you turn everywhere into a shit hole because you can't stop putting
shit in your pocket. So that's the reason why sorry that's incorrect it's
not incorrect. Wait a minute are you retarded brother? I'm not gonna pull you
up. You're just retarded. You actually think the stores don't close because of theft?
You really think they don't close because of that? They say they close because of theft. Every,
like you think about this logically, you would close because of that. Every single piece of rational
evaluation would come to the conclusion that theft would cause stores to close. But you
want to act like it's not. Shut the hell up. So anyway, um, it does happen. It happens a
a whole lot. And remember BLM ruling 247 stores? BLM didn't. It was COVID to be fair, right?
And you're being rage-bedded. Could you see vigilaniism start? I mean, I hope so. But
like, again, like if I was the government and I find out somebody shot a shoplifter,
I would just pardon them immediately. I'd pardon them, give them a key to the city.
I'd say, you know what? I need you to assemble a team. I need you to, I need you to
assemble a team we have a special mission got a special mission we didn't
have to we saw some problems now laugh at them then pardon them yeah exactly
right and even more like them exactly and where's Daredevil when you need them
exactly the Avengers I like the sound of that about the rooftop Koreans yeah you
gotta you gotta have like a you know like an exchange program bring some
Koreans over with a shotgun that's on South African refugee problem
problem program to America South Africa I don't know about anything about
about that. Got no idea. They get mad whenever the stores move in and charge
for premium. Hey, you made a monopoly. I mean, I don't know about that. And so if
you can't find, if you can find them, you can hire an A team. Yeah, exactly. So
you're wrong about that. BLM did some insane damage even if COVID fucked them
too. I don't know. Like the Walmart that I was out didn't get fucked up at all.
Like they just started closing earlier, right? So that's it. Anyway, you
really caused the cops over $20. Is he dark-skinned? So is he Asian? Yeah.
I mean, again, like, well, it was sincere. He's got some kind of conclusions.
This person is black right of course and it also it does it does increase a lot of racism
It does absolutely it does no way you're telling me a scholar here wasn't actually there's support his local business
I mean, I think he could be a normal person right, but that's not it
And so anyway, and it's actually crazy that everybody is racist
Literally like whenever a black person steals something. This is like it like activates like fuck it like 15 dudes
dudes with like Roman emperors like statues at the profile picture they say oh really oh
did they now is that a is that a matter of fact huh how about that you know like that's
it I see it didn't they type it out a whole fucking thing about it is this a race to
Mr. Parrot pattern recognition I think that honestly like you look at the video most
black people that are in this or not every black person here is like every other customer
here was black
by this person was it here
uh... black was no one black on the black person they're all black all these
people black
so like really the people that are the biggest victims of this or black people
really like that's it like it
they're the ones that are living in these areas and they're being terrorized
by these fucking people
by everybody else wants to just live the american dream they want to go
by a fucking hot dog
but you can't buy a fucking hot dog
if you've got some guy that's trying to grab money at the tip jar
They're the biggest victims of this shit.
So no, I don't think so at all.
And yeah, if they're white, there'd be no theft at all.
I think there's still be theft.
I mean, obviously, plenty of white people that steal shit.
What do you mean?
But anyways, since often I'm being,
well, it's because I think one of the reasons
is that people don't want to go after crime
because they don't want it to appear like they're racist.
That's the problem.
Is that you can't talk about this stuff,
you can't actually wanna solve it
because if you do,
people will try to reframe it as racism
i don't know why they try so hard to hold on to this uh... to the dysfunction of
these people create
but they really do man that they absolutely do it's annoying as fuck
and so uh... anyway i'll go back and find this on now
as gold rich people want their wealth to poor people
to my six-pack
why is she fly to have this haircut
with his hair
He had the bus and haircut in 2019?
Texting directly to their face.
God damn.
See, this is like, this is proof that the wealthy are just sociopaths, dude, like all of them.
Yeah.
And after a certain point of wealth, like, you gotta be assault, like, how do you not feel?
How do you not feel disgusting telling them all of this information?
They're asking, yeah, I know they ask, you don't tell them, okay?
Why is she telling them?
Man, how about that?
This is part of the show?
Yeah, duh.
I know. Even when they ask, you probably shouldn't tell them.
Are you fucking crazy?
That's crazy.
What's your least expensive item that you have had?
Why is she f-
Your least expensive item? Oh my god.
Some of these people are true, by the way. So true.
And, uh, yeah, I know I don't have the peasants.
They've had rage since pre-COVID.
I mean, maybe he actually thought like that,
And then he got, you know, he got a few good checks and you know, it's like, actually, well, you know, guys, ah, you know
It's not so bad. So what is this here?
UAE Saudi Arabia Qatar and Kuwait plan to open the Strait of Hormuz with force and military actions
Thank fucking god
Oh man, I really hope this is what happens people are so tired of this
So tired of this bullshit, man. The straight of Trump. Yes. Thank God.
And the locals aren't enforcing it. Yes, our new allies.
Isn't it crazy? All these people have no problem working with us.
They got no problem. And also, Saudi Arabia is working together with Ukraine now.
Shit is changing fast. It really is.
Well, I don't know if y'all noticed this or not, but shit is changing at a rapid pace.
And I'm all here for it. Thank God. And so dump NATO form allies with the Oilers. Yeah, I mean apparently right
We got a we yeah, we got our second NATO here. That's all Muslim countries as well
Yeah, I don't know about I really don't know about Kuwait. I assumed right, but like yeah, I guess so
Holy shit, man. And where is this year was crew is detained? I mean, I'll go back Saudi Arabia enters
I saw this too. Look at this. I
What I can say is new right now, we're just getting word that the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia
says they will join the U.S. in the operation against the Islamic Republic of Iran.
They said that this happened in the wake of Iran attacking the U.S. bases in Saudi Arabia.
I just spoke to a senior U.S. official who said the Iranians made a big mistake by
firing on Arab coalition partners.
That's crazy.
respond. So by Iran firing missiles at UAE, Bahrain, Qatar, Kuwait, Saudi Arabia, and Jordan,
they are... Big surprise. The strategy of bomb everybody didn't work.
Now likely to fire back at Iranian targets. So those coalition partners are now going to
enter this operation that started off as a U.S.-Israeli operation. That is very, very
significant and we haven't seen that happen in the past. The U.S. military has been focusing
on high value targets, I'm told. The IRG. Yeah, no, this is great. I'm happy. Finally,
World War 3 can begin. What do you mean World War 3? It's just everybody's...
What is this, the new villain of Mad Max?
Is this a Morton Joe's son?
This is humongous, too.
They're calling a roadhog.
Hey there, man, it's happening nationwide, no Keynes.
there's no king's fault just me you know I think it means that the doubt was over 50,000
so that's what we should be taking a text to do right now okay but really we're sick
and tired of this administration and all the wrongs that they're doing it makes us sick
most American people feel the same way we need to take to the streets and do something
about it we're out here making fun of these insane people that currently have power
in the White House because you have to clown fascists they hate it it hurts their
ego and it gets people going.
Hey, Dylan, it's happening.
What is this, the X-Men?
this is like bro they brought out bro they brought Charles Xavier's gifted
children oh my god do you know what this looks like a mad TV set it does it
like really like this is but you gotta think this is gonna be it's like a
joke or something like I don't even understand this oh my fucking god poor
person wheelchair getting roasted by a son yeah get that bitch some sunscreen
holy shit wow the dude in the back wearing the mesh top I mean this is
just this is amazing I don't even know what to say look at the dude in the
back I know I saw him look look he's right there look it's just I don't
I don't understand how you can put together a assembly of individuals that is this deranged.
This is absolutely fucking deranged.
How do you do this?
It's crazy.
They're paid to go wherever.
I guess so.
Is that a mention?
I don't know if it is or not.
It could just be a kid.
Unlawful assembly at Chicago's O'Hare Airport.
Pack them up.
Pack up those cairns.
Let's go.
Back him up!
What?!
What?!
What?!
Oh!
No!
Oh no!
Wait a minute!
You'll be allowed to leave. If you continue to stay, you will be placed in custody for criminal offense.
And if you're put in, I'm in a part of the investigation.
Huh?
Look, there's only like...
Honestly, just throw a smoke grenade in there.
Throw a tear gas grenade in there. Get him out.
Smoke him out.
No!
No!
No!
No!
Stop it!
No! No! No! You can't tell us no!
I'm giving you a lawful order. You're talking to the police officer?
Oh my god, pack him up first. Put him in a front seat.
read it off read what you read read the thing that they told you to say off your
phone now okay read it off your phone
Jesus Christ ice equal Gestapo with an X over a swastika swastika bad really
bad nazis bad oh they're so bad oh my god
Jesus Christ
So
This is bad, yeah, oh my god, who is this who does this who talks like this
go back to Long Island the fuck out of here to pour her back
and
so embarrassing i know
all my god
how obnoxious bro how insanely fucking obnoxious
i don't even know what to say
and uh... we'll see what uh... what happens but yeah this that the whole
protest and everything about it are just
fucking ridiculous i don't even know what to say
and uh... we'll get a little s and t technical posted yes sure i i can look at
it there's some other stuff i want to go through first but you know i i'll
look at this real quick and uh... anything interesting uh...
Oh wow.
Oh, I love watching this.
Jesus.
I just feel like honestly, why would you try to, like really, like what a mistake.
It's a war hog.
What's this?
Can you believe there's people think a rod is winning the war?
That's amazing, isn't it?
The Houthis attack Israel.
Oh no, downing a Houthi drone.
Oh my god.
I can't wait till they pack up all these guys.
I really can't.
It's going to be great.
Look at that.
look at that, it's popping right off
it went into co-floor? yeah, exactly
that's crazy, and should have Blackhawks flowing over Iran, no defences, was it true
their missiles followed from Iran? Iran hacked Kashpatel's personal email?
yeah, I saw that, and it was just a bunch of photos of him drinking, right?
That's literally like that's all they found. It's just like this is me and like in Cuba drinking
This is me in India drinking. This is me at the soccer game drinking. This is me at the football game drinking
This is me at the bar drinking
Smoking cigars like that's literally it
Honestly like I feel like that's good PR if anything. Yeah, that's good PR. What the fuck he loves drinking
Yeah, remember with that uh that uh that hockey thing? Holy shit
And uh, let me go back. I'll look and see if there's any more of these here and uh,
Zelinsky went over to Qatar in the UAE
Oh my god
Zelinsky linked into 10 year defense cooperation deal with the Qatari government
Man
Man you call this a recalibration
What is going on
I think people started to realize who their allies are, you know, like that's it.
He's short? Yeah, you know that tall guy.
They have the cards. Yeah, bro, they have the cards, finally. And good for them, man, that's
awesome. I wonder what it's like wearing one of these. I really do. I wonder if it's comfortable
or not. And anyway, no, I think this is great. I'm happy. And the Houthis have confirmed they
joined the war. Damn, that's crazy. And what is this? This looks like some weird
Shit, I'm just gonna scroll down and for aliens in South America. Wait, is there another one?
Wait
Surveillance video shows thieves pocketing merchandise inside a home depot story. This isn't an old one
This is a new one. This one also happened today in California
Investigators say the group is linked to more than 10 million dollars in stolen merchandise
Channel 2's Michael Sidon reports from Cobb County. I don't know if this is new
Actually made right here in the metro
So investigators say this criminal operation stretched across the country actually ended up right here in metro, Atlanta with
Millions of dollars in stolen goods and now we're showing millions of dollars
Surveillance video captures one of the suspects inside a southern California home depots stuffing his jacket with electrical breakers
Each one worth about $100
Investigators say during that same visit. He uses a long pole to pull down boxes of electrical equipment for high shelves
What are you doing locked up authority say he just climbs the racks to get to them
Investigators say this wasn't just one brazen theft. Yeah, they believe this was part of the largest organized retail theft operation
Targeting Home Depot and the company's history. Oh my god
million dollars in stolen merchandise seen here linked to California alone
$10 million the same operation is now connected to Metro Atlanta
We're right now these four suspects are all the m-bars in cop County
Oh, please say they hit more than two dozen stores two dozen again last spring when authorities in California
Blusted the alleged head of the operation Wow a store owner his crews of thieves known as boosters would steal merchandise from the Home Depot's
Stores you would then sell those stolen items at a reduced price to contractors and other electrical businesses. No way to study
Organized retail and here's the thing
There, this is the exact thing I was telling you all about.
This is an apparatus.
This is not a, you know, a one-off, right?
There is an entire community that is funded by the theft from the American.
This is it.
You have a bunch of foreigners come over here.
They steal money.
And by the way, for y'all that are in Europe, it's the same thing.
I guarantee you they're doing the same thing over there and so anyway and how you let it reach 10 million
I don't know. So this is the way they do it
This is the way they handle is that they have an entire
Ecosystem built around trying to steal shit make money and take advantage of things right Canada's even worse
Maybe yeah probably and like any first world country because the reason why the thing is here's the reason why we can't solve
this problem. It's because the majority of people that are doing this stuff are immigrants
from other countries, and Americans and Westerners are so mind-fucked by Nazis or by being afraid
of being called racist that they don't want to go after these people. That's really the
main problem. That's the main problem, because they're stealing shit, and there is an entire
group, an entire community of people that live off of this stolen merchandise and off
of this bad behavior.
here.
That's what really happened.
That's what really happened.
It's not common for these types of theft rings to expand into new areas.
It is what happened.
Yeah, we would have happened.
They're not afraid to use their weapons.
Hayes says as stores become more familiar with suspects, they move on.
If you're going to exhaust some of the ones around you, you may not want to steal from
the stores that are closest to you because people might recognize you.
Exactly, yeah.
An investigator says that's exactly why this operation spread across state lines
from California all the way to Metro Atlanta.
Wow.
Wait, that's on the other side of the country.
Stolen merchandise and authorities warning this case may be far from over
Embarrassing bro absolutely fucking embarrassing. I don't understand how any of this happens at all. What is this?
This looks like some bullshit and I have some self-respect
I don't even know what this is so the game is a fun first two minutes probably isn't a good game yet true and
Anyway, no, I'm really glad to see this. I am I hope it continues and
Anyway, so some of our shops post photos of shoplifters and store windows
Yeah, I mean, but they got to just go catch them and get rid of them, right?
I mean, that's it.
And illegal immigrants, 61% are on welfare.
Well, then how the fuck do they get welfare if they're illegals?
The new study finds that 61% of illegal immigrant households collect some sort of welfare, which
is almost double the rate of people born in the United States.
Isn't it crazy that we basically have reparations to the whole world?
The Washington Times reports that children have a significant role in getting that
aid.
in the author of that article
washington's political editor steven dot it
uh... steven great see this morning tension is so uh... break this down for
us
it's not a great choice play this role
in uh... helping
households that led by illegal immigrants
to get sixty sixty one percent tax credits uh... some kind of a snap
yeah you think that generally uh... there's the sense of illegal immigrants
aren't eligible for welfare benefits there is a steel identities
And by and large, that's true.
There are some exceptions, pregnant women,
and there are actually some tax credits
that can go to illegal immigrants who are here
but who have work permits.
They need to, honestly, if they want,
they can just let, I mean, JD can come into chat.
He's running that thing and just hit me up,
or he can DM me on Twitter.
And if they need me to figure this out for him,
I'll catch all of them.
I'll just get him.
But most of that welfare use is coming to
their u.s. born children just get a few illegal immigrant households so you have
a parent or two parents who are here illegally but they have chosen your
mind bro
now i'm telling you why i didn't have how did i know this was gonna happen
how did i know this already
it's because i knew it i knew this is what it was
you know it's based on working at the irs
uh... well at the irs so
yeah i mean there's definitely like the thing is that like we would have
people that would send in returns and they would send in a driver's license and
this motherfucker has his face tattooed up and I look at his income this is
2000 unlike 12 fucking a hundred grand occupation unemployed
Norsen, I'll pull it up.
Occupation unemployed.
This should fill up your account.
A hundred thirty seven million?
Yes!
And if I don't pay up I'll go to jail for tax evasion.
I'm crazy enough to take on Batman, but the IRF?
No, thank you.
It was- it's real.
You actually have drug dealers sending in 1040s.
You do.
Because they're willing to- they're willing to sell Coke?
They're willing to go all the way with that, but they are not willing to not fly out those fucking taxes, man.
How Capone set the tone? He did. He did. They're scaring his hell over that.
Children who are born here. But no, I know it because I live in Austin, Texas. There's
a ton of legals here. A ton of people that profit off of this here.
Very common. And those are US citizen children. They're entitled to welfare, all sorts of
benefits. Food, school lunch programs, food stamps, even housing assistance can go to
to those u.s. citizen children and so of course that uh... that floats the whole
family is a sixty one percent of the of these families as you said
use at least one welfare benefit and welfare uses pretty uh... consistent
yeah across those programs i just talked about those kids you know it's not
medicaid is another big one
it's called the women infant and children program
and they're eligible for that as well so it's it's the uh... the children
uh... that are the uh... sort of the access point here's
yeah and then the real interesting you got changed in fourteenth amendment
You gotta get rid of that anchor baby shit.
You have to.
Like, this is cause irreparable damage.
Here is it, so it's not that the immigrant families
don't work as hard, or that they aren't taking jobs.
In fact, the studies generally show
that they work at a higher rate
than the native born population.
The issue is that most immigrants are,
immigrants as a whole, and illegal immigrants
in particular, they just are less educated, less skilled.
Well, no, it's not that.
I mean, you go to any place
it's a bunch of illegals and it's a shithole. This whole idea that they're a net positive,
you can immediately disprove that by just going somewhere where there's a lot of them
there and you're going to see it's a shithole. It's pretty simple. So when every single place
where a lot of these people are at is a shithole, it means they're probably not helpful. Duh.
Like, obviously.
The profile of the illegal immigrant average illegal immigrant coming.
i mean really dr if you're in the southern if you're in texas california florida
oklahoma
uh... fucking arizona just go drive to the pittsett to the area where the
illegals are you know where it is
right everybody knows where it is
drive around
she told
is less skilled and therefore they're going to need more systems they are
less and end up needing more assistance
to live in the and remain here in the u.s.
another thing that's kind of interesting about this is that
uh... that the illegal
immigrant population is drawing welfare at a higher rate and i know like this is
my main this is the main thing i care about
like this to me because i feel like every other issue
is downstream from this issue
i think that you know do you know i i i agree like the demographics are destiny
and
i think that there's been a concerted
a deliberate and a repeated effort to try to overrun the country with illegals, foreigners,
non-Western populations, and try to make them vote as a bloc against Western Christian, I
would say, and also against racial values against white people.
I think that's absolutely what's happening.
And it's been happening for fucking years.
And if you think that it's not happening, ask yourself the obvious question, what
percentage of Muslims do you think voted for Zoran Mendami that's just the way
it is who's behind it though you the Jews no it's anybody that's trying to
control and get power that's the that's who's behind it it's not the Jews you
don't need a massive Jewish conspiracy to come up to the conclusion to let's
import a bunch of people that are like me to vote for people like me like you
did you don't need to be a genius for this
and the league really my great you don't have to be it's pretty fucking up exactly
what we were just talking about that driver right even the legal immigrant
population is it for a period of time they're actually uh... in maybe about
fifteen years ago they were actually approaching the average legal immigrant
was approaching the u s born level of educational levels and whatnot but the
The illegal immigrant population is overwhelmingly less educated, less skilled.
Yeah, they're retarded.
Well, I know.
They don't know how to speak English, they don't know what the fuck's going on.
A lot of them can barely read.
Like, yeah.
I mean, yeah.
And working those lower income jobs, and therefore they need this assistance.
And it really does challenge this notion, right?
For as long as there's been a welfare system, there's been this notion in U.S. law
law that immigrants shouldn't have access to that, that they shouldn't become a burden
on the taxpayers. They should pay their own way. And what the study shows is that, well,
if that's the goal, there's a long way to go to get there.
True.
Yeah. And I know you've spent a lot of time studying what people, what potential migrants
are.
Yeah. So, is anything happening nearly every Western country? Does it ring any alarm
bells for you? No. I think that the real reason why it's happening in every
Western country is because Westerners are they allow themselves bro this guy who is this what's
going on with this and uh oh my god okay uh so the reason why it happens in every Western country
is actually super obvious it's because Westerners can be taken advantage of in ways that people
in other countries can't there is like an original sin that is applied to every Westerner
because of the bad actions of Hitler in World War II and previously slavery, and Westerners have
allowed this to allow, they have basically decided that they would rather give up their country than
be called a bad word. It's white guilt. That's really what it is. I don't, I don't see the same
thing happening. And again, I'm not Korean. I'm not Japanese. I'm not, you know, Saudi Arab,
I'm not Arab. Like, I don't see these other cultures in the same way because I'm not a
a part of them, but it sure seems to me like they don't have that same type of, of, of like
guilt, even though everybody had slavery, everybody had bad actions they did.
I'm asked to take a few questions and, unlike other politicians, they would like the questions
screened.
I don't ask for screening of the questions.
You can ask me anything you want.
You can talk sex.
You can do whatever the hell you want.
I'm here for you.
i'm has to take a few quite
that's the president
that's the president right there there he is
well mad
that's crazy
but it's over yes the content president just doesn't give a fuck the thing is
that as he's gotten older it's been pretty obvious that he's just given
less of a focus as times gone on
but uh... you know again all know this is that there's more of this right
and uh...
mister president astra titties
honestly
man uh... what is this
a cuban visits a grocery store outside of cuba for the first time
the president for life
look at all those those those are onions
i don't see any
yeah
man there's a lot of food here see that those are apples
wow
damn
I'm going to go there.
Look at them all.
They just got cakes sitting there.
Are you happy?
Are you happy?
Man.
Look at the fans.
Look at the eggs.
I've almost eaten so many things here.
Eat them all.
I don't know how to open them.
Have you never seen food?
No.
like over there like I'll show you guys in a minute right so this is
happening in we'll get us here I saw this Guatemala and tourists and El
Salvador drops the truth this is a guy from Guatemala
you're some Guatemala how do you see the country
Man, what I want it to be, I want Guatemala to be good, God willing something, God willing
the true change will happen.
Man.
Man.
They're actually out there crying over this shit.
Because the thing is, yeah, it's sad, it's not sad, but it's hopeful, because people
are realizing how bad it actually is.
And after they realize that, then they can expect to see it.
See, the thing is that, the fact that he did that with El Salvador, he un-third
world did the country, it shows the rest of the world that it's possible.
Before this nobody thought you couldn't do this. Well, you can't just you can't just go and put everybody that put the commits crime in jail
You can't just arrest the everybody that's causing problems. Oh really bet and yeah
He un-third-worlded it he did he first world of the country
and such a thing is a cry of relief exactly and
No, and that's the first step right is you have the people from this country and and again like it'll happen
It'll happen eventually and thank God the common solution was run away to America. Yeah, I think that's a big factor too
It is for sure. It is we never had that. I'm unfortunately. I'm afraid and Guatemala
El Salvador was the PVP server of the Central America
It was the PVP sir like I would use I remember we had people in El Salvador that were in one of our guilds
And they would have to leave because there'd be shootings all the time, right? There'd be like a PvP
world quest event right it's like god damn you got to get ten kills outside
right now and you get a free car if you if you kill ten people and so this is it
like that's the way it used to be and then they just changed it things just
change things can change so fast they can they can change so fast and I'm glad
to see it I really am and then we'll get this here I'm at Monroe Park in
Richmond Virginia for the No Kings rally another No Kings rally is currently
Happening at Kwanza Plaza, and I don't know how that's going the rally is a crowd in the hundreds and still growing with almost everyone over 40
Yeah, you're over 40 for sure brother
You know he's over 40. There actually it is. It's all old people
There's one and maybe she's 37
Maybe there's a chance. Look at them all. It's all just a bunch of hags
Really just a bunch of hags
Canada joined in? What? Canada? What the what the hell do they mean? What's a no
Kings rally? It's basically we're a bunch of fat women get together and
complain about Donald Trump. That's pretty much what happens. I mean you say it's
a little bit more complicated than that but not really. Oh here we go. So we'll
get us here. A massive crowd of people have gathered in London in support of
the america's no-kings protest the country that literally has a king is
protesting against america who doesn't
union's charities politicians celebrity backers
one of the people that's going to fall on the stage and join with by now
is simply bragged at the beginning this was formed uh... in response at the end
of last year to the united kings of marches wasn't it
it's like some of the thing
well i think he needs that you know i think it's just embarrassing man you
Europe is done, I know dumb fucking Brits, I know.
No King's Rally or being funded by CCP Propagandists,
and I think that's a bad thing,
but at the same time, you gotta ask yourself,
why are people listening to the propaganda?
Why are people following this reasoning?
Because like, yeah, it's easy,
you can cut this off of the head,
but you have to look at the ideology
and why it's effective, too.
Like, you gotta look at it from both perspectives.
You can't just do one.
That's what I think.
And sorry, oh, this is what I,
what I saw, I looked at before.
But what is this here?
Oh, this is the task force.
see if there's anything else. That's the other thing that got stolen. And this is also a good one.
Look at this. Push the strip criminal immigrants of their citizenship. David Spunn has this story
from Washington. Is it possible? Well, Dana, it is possible. They've been watching the stream.
They've been watching them and pams, hinting them right in the stem. That's good. I'm glad.
I'm glad. Keep it up, guys. Keep it up. It's possible. And it's becoming a much more
frequent event to see DOJ officials securing through courts the denaturalization of people
who obtained U.S. citizenship through fraud or obtained citizenship by committing other crimes.
Now, we have a photo of Vladimir Volgaev, a native.
All right, Raph, scootin. It's time to go home. We've had enough of you.
No more, no more tricks. No more tricks, Vladimir. It's time for you to go home.
of Ukraine who be no more curses no more spells came a U.S. citizen in 2016 federal prosecutors
this week say he concealed and misrepresented his involvement in the conspiracy to smuggle
more than a thousand firearm components out of the I believe it U.S. to foreign markets
they say in 2013 he also engaged in housing benefits fraud in another case this woman
a cuban native who achieved naturalization in the united states in twenty seven according
to prosecutors illegally procured let me guess it was something greedy because she's fat
let me guess for citizenship i should say in twenty seventeen by committing a health care
fraud conspiracy according to those prosecutors her name morellus cabrera ds she lives in
miami and the third one d o j is filing a naturalization complaint against this man
in Miami. Alec Kassir, he's a native of Lebanon. DOJ wants to revoke his naturalization because
of alleged false statements, including passport fraud. And Dana authorities say this fraud
was uncovered during a probe into alleged trafficking of counterfeit goods after he
was naturalized.
So he's selling fake Gucci bags? Sorry, you gotta go back to your PUP server. Not
a good time for you to be selling fake Gucci bags. Should have waited till Israel stopped
bombing. But that's the way it goes. Shouldn't have done it.
Trump administration took over the DOJ. 11 people. That's a cheferly been really bad
timing. That's great. No, I honestly, I think they need to do that. Like a denaturizing
getting rid of them. Like I really want to see this. And I want to see it happen.
Why do we continue to allow this? I don't know why. Honestly, I really don't. And
uh... it's so fucking embarrassing for me to see the it is so fucking embarrassing
but uh... anyway i'll scroll back down and then all what what little bonus here
clavicular walks out of jail
let's get you right to the video from leaving
the jails about thirty minutes ago
uh... when he saw the cameras were waiting for outside
you went back inside the jail
he was on the phone i think you're looking for a long to go back to
jail
ride
No one was there to pick him up, but we asked him...
No one was there to pick him...damn.
Damn, bro. Like, if I was in Florida, maybe I could have picked him up.
That's kind of sad, bro. Like, damn.
Shit.
About the battery charge, we asked about the incident in the Everglades.
He did not speak.
No real ones?
But he did answer just one question that I asked him.
You're usually pretty chatty. Anything to say?
Yeah, sure, sure. Just woke up a little tired, so maybe next time.
He walked off by himself and he was still on the phone. So what's next?
He's facing those charges in Osceola County, which is like a semi-area.
And FWC is also looking to some video showing him shooting at a dead gator in the Everglades.
That's why they have that music!
Okay, not talking to anyone.
Who's he calling?
Probably Uber or something like that, right?
What charges?
I have no idea.
But man, that's fucking funny, man.
It really is.
And wow, he hasn't sat down, he's hiding, maybe, I don't know.
And yeah, is he, is he already dead?
I don't know if it was or not.
I have no idea.
And look at this, bro, like...
Look at this!
California Karen and Linda State Park
learned a lesson to stop acting inappropriately around children.
Oh my god!
Hey, stay back, stay back!
Get the fuck off me!
Oh no!
No!
It's not coming to your family!
You fucking son of a li-
Make you come!
I don't like you!
I will f-
Stop mo, is she biting?
I don't like you!
I won't go!
Fuck yeah!
I don't like you!
You can't give us a fucking thing!
It's fine!
Oh no!
There's no way!
I like them and you!
I think you guys are the worst!
Spray her down!
Spray her down!
You fucking-
Spray her down!
Ahhhh!
You're gonna kill me!
Ha ha ha ha!
He's just spraying her while she's on the ground!
I love this, bro!
Spray that, bitch! I know, these are so good!
Give that officer immunity!
And then somebody said, and it's coming back!
At some point, the West forgot about the shadow feminine archetypes.
Like bog hags, swamp witches, succubi, etc.
We pretend that they were made up in a bigoted era.
And now we have developed complex modern theories on borderline organization, borderline personality disorder. I know what that is.
I had a girlfriend that looked up and she told me that she thought she had it, and I agreed with her because I thought she was talking about bipolar.
And she found out I thought...
It was bad, man. Yeah, it was real bad. Because BP, oh, bipolar, right? Yeah, something like
that. And there's demons. Histronic narcissism and cluster B to explain what the fathers
tried to describe in their time. But it brings us back to a base realization. People like
this, men and women, cannot be allowed full access to society. In the old days, they
or exiled or killed. In the modern day, we need similar tools like institutionalization,
exile and sometimes execution. The tide is rising of people becoming tired of this. It
shall be cleaned up. A bog hag. I gotta use that one. I like that one sounds good. A
bog hag. What do y'all think about that? They say a girlfriend is three. You should
talking about the same girlfriend? No, unfortunately, it's like, there's usually the majority of
my crazy girlfriend stories actually come from three different girlfriends. I only date crazy
girls because the only way a girl would date me is if she was crazy. She's just the way
it is. Like, that's just it just the three witches. No, no, they're nice girls. One
of them was kind of nuts. She's actually really nuts. Anyway, no, I just, at least you know.
I guess so. Bro, one is okay, but three crazies. Maybe it's you. No, it's every girlfriend I've
ever had has been crazy. Not every single one. Yeah, pretty much every single one to
an extent. These are the three worst ones, definitely, for sure. But every single time,
was never my fault. It was never my fault. Nothing was ever my fault. I never did anything
wrong. It was completely them. I would never ever do anything wrong ever. And let me go
back. Oh, here we go.
It's from Iowa to Idaho and from Minnesota. Did I hear Minnesota? How is Minnesota doing?
What's going on? What's going on in Minnesota with that crazy governor, that crooked,
corrupt governor? How about the attorney general? Do you think he's a dirty cop?
You think he's a dirty cop?
Oh, we'll get Minnesota back.
We'll take it back from Somalia.
Not you, believe me.
You believe these people come from Somalia?
Man.
Nothing, it's that.
They come, Somalia's considered the worst country,
it's not even a country,
like the worst country in the world.
It has the, like I looked up like on an IQ,
IQ per country.
Where's the bottom one?
It's literally the worst one.
It's the worst one.
Last place.
83.
That's crazy.
Those numbers are too high?
worse they come over here and they steal $19 billion dollars we'll get it
straightened out it's happening our vice president is in charge of a new
division school the fraud division you know if we straighten out half the
fraud that took place in this country over the years we'd have not only a
balanced budget would have a big surplus it's true actually we're gonna
to get it done. You have to be smart to steal. Yeah, I've seen all kinds of morons steal
shit. That's what you get when you marry cousins. It's a big ass problem over there.
But from Minnesota to Mississippi, we're lifting up our hardworking farmers and ra...
Yep, there it is. And why not invade them too? I don't want Somalia. I think let
them deal with their other stuff and they also introduce only farms delivering
farmers in rural America only farms dot gov I thought this was a joke I did I
thought this shit was a joke they just don't give a fuck they really don't give
a fuck anymore that's crazy oh my god they have nothing to value yeah exactly
like they don't have anything that people give a fuck about like there's
no reason even to think about it and mass deportations oh yeah no this is
That's everything, right? Yeah, yeah, it is. Okay. Give me a second. Let me pull up the other ones here and
Where's it? Oh?
Here we go. Nick sure we watch this real quick. That's a short one
However, it seems to be that most of the fraud is in a lot of these blue cities and when you go out and expose the fraud
I mean, I think Gavin Newsom he posted a photo of me the other day and
Had ten cameras on me and AI
generated image saying where are the kids trying to depict me as a pervert for
exposing fraud. That's right. How sick does the governor have to be to say that the
kid exposing the fraud is the bad person versus the fraudsters are stealing the
money? So true. You're right. He's right. He talks weird. I know he does. He talks
He's very simple about it, but he's totally right. I think that's what makes Nick Shirley so good is that he's not some
You know slick talker. He's not some, you know, big politician guy. He's just well, why would they go after me?
I thought I was trying
Why would they want to make me look like the bad guy? I was trying to get the bad guys
What the what's this?
It's like, I like it. It's very disarming. It's funny, man. And anyway, and then, oh,
actually, no, I'll look at this. JD Van, this is the, yeah, this interview was fucking nuts,
man. And anyway, we'll look at it. The JD Vans announces mass deportations are expected
to ramp up in 2026. They better.
We wouldn't actually need a SAVE Act if we got rid of all the illegal immigrants in this
country, right?
There would be no...
I would still like it.
But sure.
Of course.
You still have this problem.
It'd definitely be an issue, but it'd be much less of an issue, it's true.
You're trying to put a band-aid on the real problem, and I think the real problem is
there's...
I don't know, what's the exact...
What is the estimate from the White House of how many criminal aliens there are
in this nation?
So I think...
And will we ever see mass deportations?
There's been some headlines that perhaps that's not policy anymore.
No, I mean, I see those headlines too.
If you look at the number of illegal immigrants that exist in this country, we think it's
probably about 3 million lower than it was when we took office about 14 months ago.
Now, that's a combination of self-deportations.
We're trying to facilitate people who will believe voluntarily.
That's also, you know, we're arresting more people and deporting them than we have pretty
much at any period in the history of the U.S. government.
The problem is we did inherit a mess.
I mean, when I say three million, good news is that three million fewer, my guess is we
probably still have 20 million criminal illegal aliens in the United States of America.
So holy fuck, God damn, there's a lot of work to do.
But again, goes back to, you've got to keep our, you know, keep our foot on the gas
pedal.
And we also need a Republican Senate and a Republican House that's helping us.
What I've realized about Democrats and Republicans is Democrats, they always stick together.
They always vote the way that their leadership tells them to vote.
So when you say, well, you have 53 Republican senators, why can't you get the Save America
Act passed?
And the reality is that we've only got 48 or 49 Republican senators who are willing
to do the right thing.
Good news.
That's much higher than it was.
So even 10 years ago, and this is one of the fundamental transformations that Donald
Trump's rod on the Republican party is 10 years ago. There have been 35 votes to break
the filibuster and pass save America. Now it's 48. So don't get discouraged. Just get involved
because we need to get that 48 to 51 so we can pass this thing.
Honestly, that's a good message. It's actually like straight up. That's actually a good
message like, damn. Okay. Awesome. How about that? And you think Thomas Massey
is pro pro vans? I don't know if he is or not. I like Thomas Massey, but
I think that he should he should try to look at what the bigger picture is especially with
things like this. Absolutely. Don't get discouraged, get involved. Yeah, definitely. New videos.
And this is crazy. Like I saw this new video show Iraqi members of the Iranian proxy group
PMU filling themselves fleeing and panic as an American warthog carries out three strafing
runs against them. See, somebody says, I think this is the first time I've ever
seen the target's eye perspective on an A10 strike.
Oh no, oh no!
Get out come back now!
Get out, get out, get out!
Come on, come on!
You're the most crazy guy here.
Get in the bush!
Get in the bush, hide in the bush!
You missed!
I love that stick!
I love that stick!
There ain't no hiding brother, yeah!
Go change, go change!
They got outscaled hard.
That is bad.
Yeah
Man, hop up there
Catch the car, catch the car!
Catch the car!
That was your PUBG, yeah
They scared
You guys are under leveled?
Yeah.
Is that a metalwork too?
Whenever you're in this, that's what we'll be using?
Yeah, bro.
And you pull it?
You send in the electric tanks?
Yeah.
It's over.
Yeah, you guys weren't in the next spot.
No, no, no, no.
Control democracy?
Yeah.
I wonder why the video ended I wonder why the video ended oh my god
Oh
Wait, what do you mean? Oh, yeah, I see him. All right turn around
Yeah, there it is
And send the 2% there. Yeah, I guess so and cuz he ended it's a total mystery exactly that shit's fucking terrifying good
Keep doing it keep doing it and this thing we as Americans strike these countries like angry gods
yeah I guess so and that's what they get man and again like they cause these
problems start this shoot and nobody asked them to do that crazy journalist
you're saying Iran is winning yeah no we gotta do something about them and then
this is the liberal woman calls ice agents Nazis
I'll make you a fucking thot
And you'll come with me
I'll make you a fucking youth like he's a shit
Yep
Yep, every single time
It's just one of those things
And such intelligence. I know it's amazing isn't it? Oh my god. Wow
many wait
Minneapolis based organizer probably carrying a megaphone. I don't know why we put up with this
I really don't I feel like you could deal with this you could pack this up so fast
You really could you could pack this up so bad like in my opinion
I think anybody that's going around harassing officers like this
this, especially inside of an airport. Really. I don't know why we put up with this. I don't
what I think we just put this bitch on the no fly list, put it on the no fly list, put
a charger with something, figure something out. Telling a Mexican, these a trader while
being a while being, uh, he's a race trader while being white is crazy. It's because
they're racist. See, the thing is that like, and I actually, I was talking about
I said this something about this yesterday on Twitter, actually.
And so there's this guy that basically asked this guy about prevalence of anti-Muslim bigotry
and replies, son, this is just like him talking about racism, etc.
I said that the accusation of racism is not something that should be disproven, it should
be ignored.
Allowing a person to assign a label to you and then trying to disprove that label
is operating inside of their frame of reference, not yours.
Their goal is to subvert you, always remember this.
So this is the thing is like, obviously this bitch is racist.
She obviously is and so whenever they go and they call you these words like you just ignore them, bro
Cuz like the moment that you try to like argue with them debate with them
You know like disprove them etc now you are inside of their realm like at the end of the day
I just tell her shut the fuck up. You don't know no fly list like that's what I would do
They're dumbing down the word Nazi and before yeah, exactly spreading unverified rumors while seemingly it's just bullshit
What is this here Washington Post? Let me pull it up and find it apparently this just happened. Let me find it
What is that?
How is this free speech verbally harassing an officer? It's not especially on the airport images show what experts say our
US landmines dispersed against the residential area in Iran
Human rights group have long called to ban landmines because of the propensity to heal kill civilians often years of conflicts have ended
So they're talking about this right here. Remember when Iran shot down the USS enterprise
Damn, bro. Like did they really get it? That's crazy
They think we're going around putting landmines on the ground.
American media will post any slop that's negative for the war effort, no matter how absurd and
obviously untrue.
I think we got to do something about these people, especially the media.
The media that do this is like, there needs to be accountability for it.
It's very, very annoying.
And I did see this, you know, I've been still playing Crimson Desert.
Somebody got a new strategy for winning this fucking arrow thing.
this. See that? He's one in every single one. I'm going to be honest. This right here.
Like, they got to put this whoever thought of this like this is honestly this is genius
Bro like just part of the fucking wagon up in front of his face, man. Like that's it. Try it. It's a good idea
Open world moment. There it is. I by the way, this is what makes video games special
What's but it's what makes them good beautiful amazing and incredible. I love it use your tools. Yeah, I know I thought it was really funny
Let me see this
So I have it here
Which was shared exclusively with us they plan to focus on what they call high speed low verification programs
You're looking at the full list of the programs right now Trump is focusing on.
It includes Medicare, Medicaid, which spends $2 trillion a year.
They're also looking into the Department of Labor's unemployment insurance is $43 billion with the B a year spending spree.
And yesterday the task force hosted its first meeting.
Americans have turned over trillions of their tax dollars to social welfare programs to help their neighbors and fellow citizens through hard times.
They've done so on the basis of social trust.
The belief that their government, state, and federal will do the right things with their dollars.
If we fail to address it, the fabric of our nation will swiftly unravel.
Let's bring in the vice-chair, so I can have it here.
He's completely right about that.
Yeah, I mean, if you let these people keep scamming, you're going to be left with a bunch of it.
You're going to lose a ton of money.
Like a massive, massive amount of money paying for this bullshit, man.
And hopefully that's what happens.
But we'll see. We'll see. We'll find out.
And can't even say social welfare.
deport every one of them and every american cap medical care for free uh...
for free it's crazy i know
i want to expedited arrest not meetings and investigations while given a little
bit more time before i started mad right
and so we'll do this
canada is now advertising government approved medically assisted suicide
and i imagine my final days
I see bubbles, I see the ocean, I see music, even now as I seek help to end my life, there
is still so much beauty, I just hope to be brave enough to see it.
Good job, Jennifer.
Good job.
Isn't it crazy that the commercial to convince you to kill yourself is completely non-diverse
with literally only white people?
Isn't that crazy?
Wow.
Oh my god.
That's it.
And misinformation, I guess so.
Yeah, it's outrageous, man.
It's totally fucking ridiculous.
I don't even know what to say and that's confidence for sure. Yeah, definitely and please conquer Canada who's behind it though
I don't know people that hate themselves. They should make these treatments mandatory for left-leaning both people
I don't know about killing them right, but oh, I saw this. This was crazy
So apparently a movie predicted the Iran situation
I'm not what I see
I see a world where in about 25 years America's reserves are gone.
Done.
Demand is up 30, 40 percent.
And we have two oceans blocking us from the world of reserves.
You think we're going to have allies then?
Keep in mind, this guy was such an OG that he became a Metal Gear Solid villain.
We're at 5% of the world's population.
We use 25% of its energy.
We think Russia and China are going to help us out when they need those resources themselves.
80% of the world's future energy reserves are right here in Eurasia where the prize ultimately lies.
Oil, gas, water.
He also wasn't in the answer to that.
Iraq allows 10% of the world's reserves.
60 of 80 oil fields are still undeveloped.
And probably another 100 billion gallons in their western desert.
They're floating in a sea of oil.
We have bases in more than 120 countries all over the world.
We include Iraq, look what happens.
Damn.
Only one left.
We are at the fertile choke point of civilization.
The Tigris, the Euphrates, the Biblical Crater.
We drain the swamp, like Don says.
We rebuild it.
We develop its resources to the maximum.
They own it. We run it.
Pipelines, sea lanes, their resources finance the reconstruction.
National superpower that won't be broken in our life if we stick to the plan.
So what is our real exit strategy on a rat dick?
There is no exit, we stay.
You were part of a plan, Colin, back in the 90s.
You backed our dominance in weaponry, space, cyber, electronic.
agreed that we would never allow another military economic rival to emerge against
us again so I don't understand why not these weapons loose on Paris like try to
hit Matt in the ass with an elephant gun we invoke preemption preventive war you
call it the right to use nukes whenever we see fit and I guarantee you Paul we
will be in a forever war everywhere three four wars at a time that's not new
world order it's a world gone mad there's got to be some global
Cooperation, you know.
Always against cooperation, Colin, you know that.
As long as we're caught on the shots.
Which gets us back to reality.
Lest we forget.
Where do you see a lack of American presence?
Right in the heart of it all.
What's missing?
Iran.
The mother load, third largest oil reserve in the world.
40% of the world's oil.
Down.
goes right through here the straight-up on loose about that
control Iran control Eurasia control the world uh-huh empire
real empire nobody will fuck with us again
isn't it crazy that we went from this being in a movie to this being the president
Like this because you could easily say I mean could you hear Donald Trump saying that
That's insane
Big boss big thoughts
You go out here and you scare people and we talk like them working Joe's not thinking about oil
he had to go
i thought this shit was uh... was really yeah
no it wasn't it might as well have been and uh... now it is
yeah and that now it is it basically is that's what's happening
and so uh... no i'm very glad to see uh... see things continue
and uh... u.s. panic on actually plan to invade seven nations in five years
ending with iran
well maybe yeah i don't know what we've seen it is some molly fraudsters
at an industrial scale
taking advantage of that program to the tune of millions and millions of dollars
and there are two separate tragedies there. The first tragedy
is that you have people who pay into the federal government, who pay into the IRS,
who pay their taxes expecting that those taxes will go
to help their fellow citizens and it's not going to help. It's going to help
frauds. It's going to pay for a terrorist
organization in Somalia that wants to blow up
boats and kill americans
there's that's tragedy number one yeah and the more important tragic i can't read
it is the you have families who need the services
who are unable to get them because people are getting rich
off of fraud schemes instead of making sure
that autistic children and their families get access to these resources and
unfortunately
that story
well it's very concrete and very obvious what we're seeing in minneapolis
it is replayed again and again and again across many states and across many
different programs. It has to stop. The president of the United States has ordered us to stop
it and that's what this task force is going to do.
Yeah, no, I agree with that. And what do you think about new enlistment age? I saw this.
So I didn't get a chance to talk about this. Draft age increase. So look at this. This
happened a little bit ago. Where's it at? And so why did they increase the draft
age to 42. So they have raised the age of the draft because the age of the draft used
to be 34 was the cap, but now it's 42. Now, based off of this new information, I'd like
to announce that I'm actually against the war now because I'm 35. Yeah, I, uh, yeah,
I don't know. I don't know if I still support this guy's like, yeah, it's, it doesn't
see Mike it's a good idea like I mean why why would we really need to be there
bro like yeah it just doesn't ah what could we do something else like it's got
we's gotta be another way around this right guys and Lisbon's not a draft yeah
I don't know but either way I just thought it was funny whenever this
happened and Lisbon age or increases to 42 and there it is always no no effect
on selective service well either way ages beyond 35 can be listed as
officers maybe yeah I know I saw it before I thought it was kind of funny
And this is also a really really big thing. So I'm very happy. This is one of
the most important things that could happen.
Next week the Supreme Court is slated to revisit President Trump's birthright
citizenship executive order. Now it directs all US government agencies to
refuse issuing citizenship documents to children born to illegal immigrants
or children who do not have at least one parent who is an American or a lawful permanent
resident.
Now it's a law President Trump says is in place all over the world and he's right.
You're looking at that map.
And if he wins in court he would effectively cripple the booming birth tourism industry.
You heard me right.
Now that is described by a Senate Homeland Security Committee report in this quote.
Expecting mothers traveling to the United States to obtain US citizenship for their
children.
The report goes on to say obtaining US citizenship for their children is a hedge bet, a rainy
day fund for a better life.
And while birth tourism from China is the most common, people from countries like Russia
and Mexico take advantage of it too.
Birth tourism has been an issue for a long time.
The Fox News alert.
No, I think they need to get rid of this.
They do.
Like, it's so obviously an exploit.
It's so obviously not intended.
And I'm just glad to see people finally realizing this, finally doing it.
Yeah, this is good. Good. We don't need birth tourism. Yeah. Thank God, man
Sounds like permanent residents are gonna get citizenship for the children
That's a pretty small amount of people like it's really the illegals that are the issue, right?
And I'd focus primarily on them. So no, I think this is finally gonna happen
I think it's gonna be great, but Donald Trump is not never will be and never has been a king
Wait, well, yeah, so why why is everybody going out there getting mad like I don't understand this like yeah
What is that this gets confirmed the IRGC or fuck opposition linked forces?
Claim the IRGC commander may have been eliminated the most senior figure in the organization as it now remains unconfirmed. Yeah, he probably did
Yeah, he probably did not surprised about that
What is this?
We have made our Manchester community watch with over a hundred and thirty verified members, but we're not gonna stop there
I am currently in the process of getting my SIA license
because we are creating a security firm to ensure everyone within our community
stays safe. I want to give a big shout out to Region Security Forces for
coming down all the way from Blackburn to show solidarity. Together we will make
a difference. What is this? What the fuck is this? Manchester Community Watch
start us as a WhatsApp group for reporting unjust behavior against
minorities. Groups now applied for security license. Oh right, so now they
can become the police yeah that's great that'll that'll be a huge massive
improvement for sure that's gonna be good a good time with no king's protest
oh my god look at them all look at them all
there all old look at this maybe this person's under 40
Everybody else is old.
They're all, yeah.
No hate! No fear!
And they're so welcome here!
Look at them all.
They're all old people.
Let me just look, yeah, it's just, it's literally all old people.
oh my god I feel like everybody here is a retard
vaccinated idiot look at this crowd I've never seen a sadder crowd in my life
bunch of twinks this is insane looking at this they're not twinks bro
Well, no kings.
Literally just a bunch of vaxxers.
Jesus Christ. I'll see if there's any more instances of this for the no kings thing, okay? Give me a second.
All right, let me take a look at anti-vaxxer talkies shit. I don't know.
And anyway, okay, I saw this one before massive crowds. This is for Philadelphia. What is this?
Is there any more instances of this? No gel that the demonstrator I don't want to watch yelling massive crowd in Boston
Uh-oh, here we go
Look at them all look at them all no kings
And one reason we really don't need no kings is because it pop nope
Okay, right and matching a time square. Oh here we go. There's another one
Oh my god, they're all old. Everybody is old.
Oh my god.
How do you fight back against this?
Well, I mean, you just, you don't need to.
Like, I mean, they're just, they're crap, they lost the election.
They lost like so it doesn't matter like see y'all should have thought of this whenever it was election day
But you lost so you want to go and get upset. Yeah, it's already over just wait. Yeah exactly. That's true
You can just wait them out. They're gonna die soon
And uh, yeah change along. Yeah
It's your power. Yeah, it doesn't matter
Oh my god
Wow
man it's all a bunch of fucking old people man like I don't know leading
Chicago's protest trolls on all this is some other bullshit Robert De Niro he's
probably the youngest one there Jesus Christ
Look at them all.
Is anybody under 30?
Maybe she is.
I don't...
Not a single one.
Oh my god.
I actually can't find a single one that's under 40.
This is insane. Let me see. Okay. Here's another one. All right.
Well, this is the one from a while ago.
There.
Oh my God.
They're all fucking. Look at this. It's just a bunch of fucking hags.
This is crazy.
How is this as she could be 39? Okay? Maybe, right? And it's too early. What is this here? No Kings protest? Okay, so
Oh my god.
Oh, they don't want anybody to see for peace and mask.
exactly right
and uh... uses what happens with the numbers of the third space yeah
they think it's a third space and call it the nursing home
at least there's some young people in this but it seems like the pro palestine
people not even the protesters for this specifically
and uh... let me go off see if there's any more these uh... these comments no
george the third no donald the first uh... right
okay grandpa let's get you back to bed
holy shit what is this
it's really sad isn't it guys
it's really fucking sad
it's just fucking pathetic man
And by the way, the only American flag out there is the one being flown upside down.
Oh, okay, no, that's not true.
Okay, there's one of them.
But I think this is a...
Yep.
All right, all right, there was at least one, to be fair, there was.
But, man, that's crazy.
And three, I don't know if that one was upside down, though.
But it's hard to say.
It's Woodstock people reliving their glory days.
yeah it is it's so fucking annoying man
and uh... bill nye the science guy all right
and uh... liberal women dressed as okay all right one more one more
fabulous
so
God damn only in movies. Yeah, they're all old. Of course they're all old. We'll get that bro. We'll get those sunglasses
Oh my god
This is insane man. Wait is this the list? I guess so.
Oh my god it's such a good time! I'm resisting!
It's happening I know man.
They're hack-maxing? They sure are.
Well, I'm so sorry, Zach, I wish it would be funny.
That would be really funny.
And yeah, when I was back in the days, these winches used to be hippies smoking weed all
day and refusing to go to Vietnam.
Yeah, I mean, that's the thing is that like, oh, this is in Austin.
In Auditorium Shores.
I remember I watched the strokes play at Auditorium Shores in like 2009.
I've been here before.
It's a very long time ago.
And now it's full up of a bunch of fat hags.
Heh heh. What a surprise.
It's a ball gag convention.
No, man.
Literally every single one of them is old.
Maybe this guy isn't old.
Look at this.
They're all a bunch of old people.
Oh my god.
My favorite season is the fall of the patriarchy
It's a fat bitch walking around wearing that kind of a shirt. Yeah, I bet it is
Jesus Christ
It's really amazing the difference in anti-Republican anti-American. No cuz for them. It's the same thing. They believe in both
Okay, oh, there's one more
bring my friends, bring people who haven't gone to protest helpful. No kings is like
a first step. You know, it's like reaching out a hand and saying, come on, there's a
people everywhere, everybody's there. You'll have fun there, you'll see.
Oh my God.
And you can protest and look cute while doing it. Listen, get out there and no kings
that are fine.
Are you sure?
Don't go anywhere alone in these autocratic streets. Arrive with fine, no kings because
We are the United States of America, and we don't do the things.
We don't do the things.
No Kings protest. It's just, I don't even know where this came from.
Like, where is this whole narrative even coming from? It's just such bullshit.
And anyway, I did want to show you guys this because it's just, again, it's ongoing.
I think that you'll probably have a lot of other dumb stuff happen.
And I feel like it's just going to continue more and more and more
And yeah, it can't be this dance. You missed this of this viral
Vance raging and that Nyahu and Iran only wanting to negotiate with him. I made you a docket. What is this?
Let me pull it up. I haven't seen this at all
J.D. Vance's intense call with Benjamin Netanyahu as he rips Israel's Prime Minister for selling
easy Iran war to Trump.
He's confronted him on a call, despite the killing of Iran's Supreme Leader, hardline
factions have tightened her grip on power.
Before the war, BB really sold it to the president as being easy, as regime change
being a lot likelier than it was, and the VP was clear-eyed about some of those statements
as source told Axios. Vance, who reportedly advised Trump against going to war with Iran,
was appointed by the president to help lead negotiations to end the conflict. A day after
Vance's call with Netanyahu, a right-wing Israeli news outlet owned by the GOP donor
Maryam Adelson reported that the vice president had yelled at Netanyahu over Israeli settler
violence against Palestinians in the West Bank. Yeah, because it's unnecessary. Duh.
And is it contacted by President's Office for comment? Has there been any sort of comment
about this at all? Vance has been actively involved in diplomacy, has mostly seen our
Emirati officials or the Prime Minister. The White House suggested foreign diplomats
advance could lead to U.S. delegation. Yeah, we'll see what happens with that,
And this is just more synopsis of the war itself.
And let me go...
Now, it looks like that's like about all there is for this.
Yeah, not even true. Axios is based as far...
Well, let me look at the other two.
Iran said it will not negotiate with Steve Wittkopf and Jared Kushner,
deeming them as the UK did as foreign assets serving Israel,
instead demanding to negotiate with JD Vance.
The VP, who has positioned himself as against the Iran War,
Iran war, but supportive of the president and now has the the chance to negotiate into the Iran war the move
We're undoubtedly be a good PR move for Vance who has been the subject of attacks made across the GOP painting
It was both hawkish and to dovish though the negotiations Vance gets a chance to cement himself as pro-peace successor to Trump
Standing apart from hawkish Rubio and Hegseth. I don't know whether that's gonna happen or not, right? There's one more
Oh, here we go. So this is the one from yesterday. I guess let's take a look at it
Well, it's it's broken, of course. What a surprise. Give me a minute.
We're a very, very long time and that's we needed to neuter them for a very, very long time and that's the purpose. You're right.
Cut the dick off.
The gas prices have certainly gone up because of what's going on in the Middle East, but they're going to come down, right?
This is a very, very temporary reaction to what is going to ultimately be a short-term conflict.
I think the president's been very clear about this, that we're not interested in being in
Iran a year down the road, two years down the road, we're taking care of business,
we're going to be out of there soon, and gas prices are going to come back down.
Yeah, I mean, I think that somebody in chat said this is true, it's fake narrative
building, Iranian sources tell me Vance loves lobster and wants to end the war.
I don't recall Vance actually vocalizing opposition to the war since it started,
seems more like media attempts to divide the administration.
I think that's probably true.
And I think they did that with Elon Musk and Donald Trump too.
And they're probably just trying to start and create this tension in order to hopefully
make it happen, right?
And that way they can delegitimize and make it look worse.
So I don't know, man.
They've been doing that for ages.
They have.
It's very, very annoying, but I think it's true.
And Pixel, what is this here if I can find the rest of it?
People, what the fuck is this?
And anyway, America can't just leave whenever, though they want Iran keeping
control the straight concert around victory yeah I think it would be what is
this
nothing to do with that they're still gonna keep chirping also like I said this
is like this is extremely extremely online a Michigan representative dropped
out of the odd level of anti-proliferation is because of you
campaign with con okay I mean it could be I don't know I have no idea who the
the Michigan representatives are.
Guys, there are malleable, lower level,
there are malleable, lower level politicians
that can be pressured,
that don't know who the fuck I am,
that are gonna be like, oh, I'm scared, I'm worried,
everyone's yelling at me.
By the way, not that it matters, but apparently this is,
I didn't even know this was a progressive victory event
until they released it.
They've been constantly asking me to be a part of it
like the last week or so and I was like fuck it why not sure and progressive victory has revealed that
the reason why grand planner didn't actually like back out but had a scheduling conflict from the
start and that they released that he was gonna be on it before actually getting his what is this
name on the before getting the full confirmation I have no reason to believe that this is for
any other reason and it's unbelievable or I guess the most believable thing that
like all of these like fuck Hassan Hassan derangement syndrome losers
literally think that this dude is backing out an event that because I'm
also participating in it are you out of your man in mine maybe I mean like are
You're out of your fucking mind, dude.
It's so crazy.
It is so fucking crazy that dudes on the internet
run on drama.
They think that Grand Platter was like, oh my god,
Hassan is going to be a part of this.
I have to get the fuck out of this.
I can't touch the 10-foot pole.
Yeah?
And there are, like, I'm seeing it.
There's people who legitimately think that this is the case.
he's mad because he doesn't want to get blackballed in the political community
i think a guy like grand platter has a lot more consequential red flags that he
has to deal with personally that he has dealt with successfully as a matter of
fact
then be associated with someone like myself
liberals are so funny after literally calling him a fucking neo nazi
for months
they fantasize the world where he was actually anti me and then they're like
okay i guess is not any of these good now
it betrays
your first principles like you you are so on principle you literally just
operate on fucking a song derangement syndrome brother i'm a god damn
twister murder
with the fuck up on my god okay i don't even know what do you even say to
that it's just so ridiculous
i don't know what this is on why you never interacts with people on why
did
yeah exactly right
Make your throwback clip where he claims his parents were first cousins. What is this?
I think I saw this, didn't I? Give me a minute. I'm actually at his bathroom.
And I say literally, well, I just, I don't even understand. Like,
I think he doesn't want to get alienated from that group of people because he
wants to be able to collaborate with them and do stuff with them.
But it is interesting that he's basically like,
he's either white or non-white, depending on which one is advantageous.
He's either a political activist or just a dumb video game streamer or dumb
Twitch streamer, depending on whichever one is advantageous.
It seems like this is like, you know,
you're using a lot of identities for, you know,
effectively avoiding people looking at you in a certain way.
I'll be right back.
All right, all right, I'm back. Give me a minute.
Okay. Excuse me. Let me leave this here and run away. So, thank you, Gerson, for going
viral past few days for a throwback clip where he claims his grandparents were first cousins.
Did you guys know that 10% of those married in the world are married to their first cousin?
Isn't that amazing?
10% of those married are married to their first cousin.
Every one in 10 married couples you know are married to their first cousins.
In the world!
In the world!
In the United States it's frowned upon, right?
But I do want to say there has been recent scientific evidence indicating that the
The likelihood of a child being born with certain disabilities because of incest is much smaller
than we thought.
Oh by the way, you think you don't know anyone who, you know, in America, you were joking
around that one in ten, etc.
My grandparents are first-fests.
Really?
Yeah.
You might explain a lot.
The time.
Oh my god!
Damn bro, like, wow!
Okay, I didn't know that.
Also, why are they trying to defend the, like, incest?
It's fucking weird.
It's third world behavior.
Like, what the hell, who the fuck does this?
It's like, there are only two groups of people
where incest is acceptable.
Royalty and slaves, that's it.
And the third world, really, right?
I mean, you can say it's the same thing.
But basically, that's it.
Yeah, royalty and third world.
and uh... that's it i don't know what the fuck is wrong with it
but it's just so fucking gross man
i don't even know what else to say
anyway i'll scroll down to see if there's anything else that's interesting
but uh...
yes oh my god that rich canbel about crimson desert what is he saying
dude why is the desert
10 out of 10 game the desert is a 10 out of 10 yeah the rest of the game is
garbage I guess so we settle for six hours of sleep oh no I guess dude like I
haven't gotten to the desert yet the content because he's been playing that a
lot more than I have and yeah that's it I'm seeing a streamer smack this
pregnant wife on stream. I think so, like I'm not entirely sure. Let me go and find
out. It'll be streaming a party on Twitch. Oh, damn, he's back again. And let me go.
I will look at this real quick and I can find it. Wait, Hasan calls out Stanford administration
for downsizing the venue and his upcoming speech?
That sucks.
Damn, that sucks.
Man.
What happened?
People don't want to show up?
I don't know.
Politics in the Age of Empire?
okay yeah that's that guy I guess right and yeah I will can see if I can find it
give me a second let me refresh and what is this my tracks only to change I'm
cool bro only to change nothing bro what's that song bro damn so fuck are
you doing bro what is he doing what is he doing what the hell what do you mean
What is he doing?
Let's let's go ahead and go do a play-by-play here. Okay
The car starts moving and
Instead of looking at where you're going you look at your phone
You're looking at your phone. You're at your phone. You're turning the wheel
You are turning the wheel, and you are not looking at the windshield that you're doing you're still driving
Chat what's this oh and then?
Immediately the moment after you look up after looking at your phone then something almost happens
You were looking at your phone and driving now the other guy could have been an idiot, but you are too
Should not have done that. It's stupid. It's stupid to do that. I
Don't know what to say
It's I don't know why people can't just stop texting and driving like I mean I text and drive a
Pretty good amount
But I don't do it whenever I know what's like I do it when I'm like at a stoplight for example
Like I'm gonna stop by it. I look at my phone. I said damn
Okay, and that was it
And so like really I feel like a last no really that's the truth is I don't say that why?
What I mean is true
Why would I not say something that's true?
Like that's just that's the that's the reality like I mean that and I what why why would not play games?
I don't need to I don't need to act a certain way like that's just the way it is. That's what I've done
like damn what do you want me to say and so yeah I mean everybody always goes
shout thanks for 20 cents for cheaper is that like but generally you look at
your phone when the car isn't moving not whenever you start moving
so what's that song yeah bro were you thinking what is he doing what were you
thinking oh my god well he fucked up big time I was dumb as fuck and what is
Is this the Jigsaw Nationals? Oh my god, I don't know what the hell this is.
So, Velkruze, witnesses a stabbing victim within minutes of IRL London stream.
Really, it took minutes? That's a long time.
Oh fuck, oh Jesus Christ, Jesus.
Oh fuck, oh Jesus Christ, Jesus fucking Christ, Jesus Christ, bro.
What the fuck? Oh my god. Oh my god. Damn
We saw you didn't see that oh Jesus Christ thank God. I thought you saw it. Yeah, no he was completely covered in blood
Holy she also not stabbed yet
I mean, life for five minutes.
That's not what I'm already going to do.
That's sad.
That's really fucking sad, bro.
Like, God, damn, the stereotype remains undefeated?
Yeah, they got to get those blunted knives, man.
They really do.
You're getting...
Yeah, there's another one right there.
And oh my fucking God.
London.
These are stabbing stats in the USA.
has like a lot more per capita.
Checking with homicides is either equal.
Yeah, I don't know.
London moment, anti-London comments
from people who have never been around London
are my favorite just to constant for misinformation.
Well, I mean, hey, you know, like,
I'm sure nobody gets stabbed in London.
It never happens.
And thank God, obese streamer butt-stope,
attempting a 24 hour, 24 hour no eating challenge
caught hiding food in the bathroom.
and he plays classic well
and shut the fuck up
that's what you got
don't go in there baby
stop
stop
get the fuck out of the bathroom
Get the fuck out of the box. Get the fuck out. Get the fuck out. Get the fuck out of the box.
There is no fucking way.
No, put them back. Put them back. Put them back.
No, man, please.
It's what they do, man. It's just like what I said. This is what they do.
Please, please, babe.
Yep.
That's what the-
I told you guys, I told you guys, that's what they do.
I love you, bye.
Don't go in the bathroom!
Don't go in there!
You don't wanna know what's in there!
It's my food!
Just using a bathroom break!
Just chomping down on some fuckin' uh-
What what is it pop tarts? Oh my god. Oh
Wow
And look at it. Look at what he's eating to or wait Oreos. Oh my god
Oreo cake stares
I'm telling you bro. Like this is just what they do and everybody goes and says like oh, well you can't just you
Can't just say that. How am I always right though? Isn't that crazy? What are the odds of that?
What's the real difference between taking a sip of water and red light and sending a quick text?
Both take your eyes off the road for a second. Water is legal and texting, isn't it? Where's the logic?
Bro, like everybody knows that there are people that fuck around and do things while they're driving
that they shouldn't necessarily be doing or that they take your focus away from it, right?
Like you're looking at the radio. You're looking at, you know, the passenger. At the end of the day,
there's a lot of forms of distracted driving.
It's not about that. It's about not letting those forms take over when you need to make decisions while driving
The reality is that
You don't always need to be hyper focused when you're driving like I mean and you know you're not supposed to say this
But it's true most of the time you can pretty much zone out
But whenever you're around other cars or there's a turn that you need to make or you're pulling in or you're you know
Speeding up trying to get into something then you need to be focused
Yes, the speedometer. Exactly. You can be an autopilot for a lot of the time, but not
whenever you're first driving. That's the big issue. And heart disagree with you on that, man?
Well, I don't know. Like, I mean, you're driving down the highway. There's like nobody else really
around you. Like, I mean, you don't need to be hyper focused on driving. Like,
shit's going to be fine. You just keep going. Like, I mean,
like, that's the truth. Like, we all know this. Everybody knows this. Like,
Not true. It absolutely is true because I zone out while I'm driving fucking constantly. I do. I absolutely do and
So yeah, I mean I don't know people everybody always wants to act like I I have no problem admitting that stuff because like I don't
Like give a fuck right? I think that's the way a lot of people do things and
What is this here? Abundance all blackout curtain. Oh, I saw this one before. Yeah, this is some other bullshit and
They're released from jail on ban less than cake. Oh, you got on banned. Damn good for him
He got 24 hours. That's good. Let me go back. I scroll down and see if there's anything else
I'll go look at my my posts here too because I haven't gotten even through them. I'll call it autopilot. Yeah, exactly and
I understand what you mean by disagree about the focus you have to do it at least for a bad driver
I mean, I think that I'm just
The problem with the internet. This is a big issue
I think that people have on the internet is that everybody's got to put on an act on the internet
like this used to not be the case but like nowadays everybody always has to
put on for the internet people have to act in a way that makes them look like
they're in the right like I don't do that like I just honestly like I just say
the way it is like yeah I think a lot of times I don't really pay attention whenever
I'm driving I use my phone on a time when I'm driving all my friends do too
everybody I've known drunk drives well everybody all my friends have drunk
drive, many, many times. That's it. There's also going viral on your day off. Oh, did I
miss, I missed something? Okay, let me look at it. And yeah, I'm just, that's the
truth. Yeah. And like, really? I mean, Google that highway hypnosis, you're right.
Yeah. I mean, of course, but like, I don't need to put on an act. I just tell
people the way it is. Trump rejected Netanyahu's proposal for call for
uprising in Iran saying, why the hell should we tell people to take to
the streets and they'll just get mowed down. He's right. Trump is totally right about this.
Yeah. Cause they popping off and shooting people like crazy over there. All your friends
drunk drive. What the fuck you two? I don't drink. So like, no, I don't drunk. How could
I drunk drive if I don't drink? It's impossible for me to drunk drive. So yeah, no, it's
not for me. And why would you drive sober? It's much more fun while driving drunk.
Is that true? I didn't know that. That's the first time I'm hearing of this. So
But yeah, no, I get it, I get your point.
People just know we're gonna go to extremes.
Yeah, I mean, I'll just say that it's that simple.
And that you can be guilty by association if you knew.
Well, I guess I'm guilty, though, who cares?
Like, I mean, I don't give a fuck.
But the thing is that this like,
this pertanned environment on the internet,
this like hyper reality that influencers try to create,
it's just fucking cringe to me.
It's just massively fucking cringe to me.
of all these people that try to act like they're better
or that they're some kind of like special,
you know, important person,
or like there's some kind of like high-minded person,
like bro, I'm not about that home monitor mindset, I'm not.
Like yeah, there's bad shit people shouldn't do,
everybody knows not to do it.
So if somebody does it, it's wrong.
But like people always act and talk like they're perfect.
And I think it's just boring.
And I think that it gives people
the wrong impression about the world.
Cause like you have people on the internet,
everybody talks about like
that they would always make the right call
the right decision they never do that bro like this is just it's not the real
world and this fake performative hyper reality that social media has created I
think it's just stupid I don't give a fuck about it man it's just tell a truth
doesn't make you're in the right it's not about being in the right it's about
the fact that like this is just a reality that you can live with right so
yeah no people police told police someone they're doing the same things
themselves yeah it's about distracted driving murdering someone by accident
yeah I think a lot of people distracted drive everybody I know is
distracted driving they're on their phone they're doing something else yeah
it's just what happens and you know it's bad to do but everybody doesn't and
again like if you want to be like oh well not me again like I haven't been in
the car with you but I've been in the car with a lot of people and I think in a
lot of those cases it's the same thing so yeah well like you binary right
versus wrong that's not true for sure and fake people exactly and anyway if
they're gonna do a remake there's coolie an obvious choice for snake
Yeah, obviously, it's been out of private.
Yeah, duh.
Like fucking duh, everybody knows this.
I don't know why it didn't happen.
So yeah, of course.
And I was totally insane to distract the drive right now.
What the fuck?
Really?
Like, I don't even want to read that.
Like, is this always people try to act perfect on the internet?
I don't want to hear it.
Like, it's just annoying to me.
The indie Elder Scrolls just became a problem.
this? What's this bullshit? I'm not trying to read that. Outclassed. What's this? One
of the greatest page? I'll probably look at this in a bit. Not right now, but I'll look
at it in a bit. And give me a few minutes and I'll get to it. Reminder why you should
never trust games journalists. Honestly, the reviews for Starfield were a fucking
joke like it's actually crazy how much they glazed this game for literally no
reason oh my fucking god it was cringe
bought and paid for it yeah it's another and again they always give these
really good scores to Western devs they always do and they always grade Eastern
devs on a harsher scale. It is the most embarrassing pathetic shit. Look at this meta score. 81 for
Assassin's Creed Shadows. About an 80. It was not an 8 out of 10 game. Everybody knows it wasn't an 8
out of 10 game. It's insane, man. They felt hard on that one. I'm still by money. I'm still mad. I
paid money to play it early. I mean, Starfield was like, none of these games were like really bad
games they were just not that great like I mean Crimson Desert's a lot better
than all of them I'll tell you that and yeah I'll get to that though and day 3
of being a boy on the dating app uh-oh. So one of my guy's friends gave me
permission to make a hinge account for him because I was telling him how easy
dating is with dating apps. Well yeah of course it's gonna tell me that it's
incredibly difficult and I was like Pete you must be doing something wrong yeah
and he gave me permission to okay an account for him and just run the
account right I've been a virtual boy for three days uh-huh and I've never
felt this bad about myself I feel like a freaking loser trying to get down like
me and hey women because I'm like when I say I mean Pete because that's the
account I'm using Pete's about a six but I'm so desperate I'm liking the
twos and the threes and even they won't like me back, Pete, which is a six.
Um, that level of delusion has entered women's head heads.
Like what is going on?
It is so difficult dating as a boy.
I hate it.
I'm on day three of being a boy and I hate women and I'm more depressed than
ever.
Based completely based, absolutely highest delusion proves women are
unable to think outside their own perspective.
Why should they be running for political office then?
True brother.
And uh, no, she's totally right about this and the fact is that like I've never honestly I've never used a dating app
I've never used a dating app the way I look at it
This is just really like it might sound bad, but like dating apps people are gonna look at you based off of how you look
I look like a weird guy and so why would I use a dating app?
What why would I do that? Like if I know I'm gonna like I'm just gonna get people that they won't they won't
Match with me right it'd be obvious. So I try it for science. I don't know if I really do that now
Exactly. And you're tall at least. Yeah, I'm a tall guy, right? I'm a tall. I'm like 6'3".
Somewhere around there, I'm a pretty tall guy. You see me in IRL videos and usually I'm one of the
tallest people there, if not the tallest. But overall, you know, I'm a pretty weird looking guy.
And oh, I've never used dating apps. I've never, not even once. But I hear from every single guy
that uses dating apps that they are absolutely fucking horrible. And I think that the reality
is that for women, they're also horrible.
But they're horrible in a different way.
Like for men, they're horrible for hooking up.
And for women, they're horrible for getting relationships.
So what ends up happening is that basically,
you know, like I heard this thing,
I'm not entirely sure this is completely true,
but like men are the gatekeepers of relationships
and women are the gatekeepers of sex.
And I think that there's a lot of men
that are willing to hook up with a girl
and you know, like have sex with her,
like, you know, do like a one night stand or something like that, but they don't want
to have a long term relationship with this girl.
So what ends up happening is that you have all of these girls that are going to like
top 10% guys, and then these guys aren't interested in any of them.
But because they have these guys that are using them on a roster, they think that
they are that quality, that caliber of girl.
And so they don't want to downgrade and date some guy that works at the auto
mechanic shop, right, for whatever reason, because they think that they deserve their
multi-millionaire husband who's going to take care of them. And so what happens is that women get a
totally distorted reality because of that and men also get a distorted reality because they're in
the ecosystem where it's like why would a woman want to match with a guy that's like let's say a
five or a six if she could match with a guy that's an eight or a nine right and he's successful
and so it also validates them too and this is another thing is I think that a lot of women
use dating apps and I think that men do this too but you know obviously this is something
that's more beneficial for women, is that they use it for validation. So like they'll go and use
a dating app and they'll see, oh wow, all these guys are matching with me and it will make them
feel good about themselves. So even women matching with guys that are like kind of subpar or guys
that are just average, I think there's a psychological component to that where they
don't want to do that because then that would give them the impression that they are average,
that their sub par or something like that sadly men cannot do the same well and I think that's
what happens I do and again I don't use dating apps I'm just simply observing this as like an
outside perspective that's all but every last one of these hosts is a body count of 50 plus it's
over man well I don't know about that bro I'm making I'm making over 120k a year I'm not super
fat I'm 6 180 pounds I can't get a date to go on a dating app well there's a lot of guys
that are just ugly like that's the reality like if you look like a weird
looking guy you're gonna have it like why would it why would a chick want to
match with you if you're ugly why would they want to do that like I mean you
wouldn't match with a hog would you no so like it's really and you can't get
mad at them for that right I mean you can maybe get mad at God but at the end
of the day it's just spawn RNG like you're not out there on hog watch so what
What do you expect them to be doing, looking for Quasimodo?
Just the way it is.
Just the, that's life.
That's how it is.
And like, yeah, respawn, yeah, exactly, right?
And so if you're not 10% or fuck, yeah, I'm out of who, yeah.
And so, was it whatever podcast it, no, I'm just, I'm like, y'all really, everybody's
got a bunch of fucking opinions on this, I see.
Oh my God.
So let me go back and look at this here and find it.
Poor friend zone Pete, how generous of her to help out her six friend.
I don't know, like I have no idea, she's not lying.
And I thought people liked her for her good character.
I mean, yeah, right.
And she's probably one of the reasons Pete feels like crap because I guarantee that
he's interested in her.
I mean, I, oh my God, everybody is just, bro, they're right now this whole fan?
What the fuck are you talking about?
We don't even know what this guy is!
I have no idea!
So, uh, yeah, non-quasi-motors are matching.
Yeah, exactly.
Average women do not want average men.
No, they don't. They don't.
Average women do not want average men.
And you can see this.
How many of these fucking romance novels are...
And the ones that aren't...
My boyfriend is an 8-foot tall werewolf
with a 15-inch dick.
let's let's assume that we're not talking about those okay
but let's just talk about the ones where it's like a normal guy
well this normal guy
is a good-looking in-shape young man uh... that is a financially successful
comes from a well-off family or is in one way or another a self-made man
like basically
a lot of women look at this is again like i i i don't understand basing this
off of what i've observed right
i mean i'm obviously not a woman so i'm just guessing
but i think that a lot of women look at dating as like an ego trip right and
they see
you know dating a guy that's a loser because a lot of women you know they'll
talk to their friends about
you know whichever guy they're dating and if they're dating a loser it's gonna
make them feel bad for themselves right
and uh... personality matters yet personality matters to an extent they
want fifty shades of gray exactly yet
they want a guy
That's very rich, very well off.
He's going to treat them right.
But he's also going to know how to take control
at the right moments.
And all these massive lists of things.
So all the dating apps are paid a win as well.
I didn't even know that.
I had no idea about that.
I blamed the body positivity movement,
made the uggos too confident.
It's not body positivity.
Body positivity movement is just
a sigh up for fat women to get fat women and for fat
women to convince men to like them.
That's the only thing the body positivity movement
was for and it's basically gone away now because all the women that were fat
that were trying to start it they're dead because they died because they're fat
so problem-solved itself but anyway going back to this uh... i do think that
basically the preponderance of guys that are above average that use dating apps
as basically a polka-ducks gotta catch them all
and if you're a really attractive guy i bet that's great that's awesome if
you have this opportunity
But the overwhelming majority of guys don't have that opportunity.
And once people, it's kind of like a streamer, right?
Whenever streamers get a certain view count,
they think that they deserve that view count.
But the problem is that after that, if the view count changes or whatever,
now they have it in their mind, they're anchored around,
oh, I'm a 1,000 viewer streamer, I'm a 500 viewer streamer.
So like the moment that like you go down back to like 200
or back to like 600 viewers, right, or something,
then now you feel like a loser.
You feel like you're a failure and I think that's the reason why women do that
That's it the problem is fat chicks think they can have a 10 to 10. Yeah, I mean sure she's probably one of the reasons
But let me see if I can find this this is some more shit
Same woman won't find guys a chance these days. It's supposed to dozen 24. Yeah, it's probably worse than now
It's basic supply and demand women can get a gate date and casual sex in less than 30 minutes
Well having hundreds of minutes to choose from of course
She's gonna be insanely picky when spoiled for choice
It's just natural if you had a hundred companies desperate to hire you you're gonna pick the absolute best one exactly. Yeah
And this is just the way it is
So you y'all just jaded in the community regarding women. I know you don't want to hear it. It's the truth. I
Think that really I mean there's a lot of guys
I think that they just feel like they did every like this is a problem the guys have right is they feel like they
did everything right in life they did everything they were supposed to do and
and now they can't get a girlfriend they don't get taken seriously and they
don't have the opportunities they thought they deserved and so I think that
really that's the main issue of what happens like there's guys that are
successful and everything and they're not able to get a girlfriend and so like
that's it well cry more well they will I mean like yeah they're upset they're
they're mad about it like I mean that's the whole point right I mean
obviously that's the reason why. I try so hard and that's no good. Yeah, exactly, right?
Subverted expectations. Just be better. I mean, just based off the law, average is half the
people are going to be below average. Like, that's the truth. Half the people are going
to be below average because that's what an average is. It's basically just ethnic
cleansing of fatty. That's not what I said, okay? And yeah, overall, you know, I seem
to be more confident. That's what women want. No, no, they don't. They only want confidence
from guys that are really attractive. Like there are guys that could open up with a line
about like, you know, like, make a sexual comment towards a girl and like a girl would be okay
with it. But it's been some who the guy is right. I mean, like that's the truth is
that, like you can talk to people based off of the way that they see you. And if
they don't see you as a person that they can, they can talk to you that way, then
they're not going to want to talk to you that way. Getting shit done is attractive.
Yeah, I mean, I guess, right?
I mean, like to me, like I've never really,
like I don't talk a lot about like dating
or anything like that.
I don't really get into that.
I feel like the reason why I don't talk
about a lot of my stream is that number one,
I'm 30 fucking five, right?
I'm 35 years old.
Like the people that are talking about like dating streams
and like this fucking bullshit,
like you gotta be like 23 for this.
Yeah, you gotta be physically unattractive,
it's creepy, exactly.
Like, I mean, what the fuck?
So I don't go around and talk about this a whole lot.
But one thing I've definitely, you're still young, right?
And so let me guess, you're older than me.
35 is the new 25?
Well, I don't know.
But yeah, if you're attractive, it's romantic.
If you're ugly, it's creepy, that's a fact.
And so anyway, so no, I mean, but I've definitely,
the way that I've been treated like growing up,
especially, like I was always treated for looking weird.
I always got treated bad for looking weird.
And I just got used to that, right?
But I think that there's a huge advantage that you have,
if you are attractive or people like the way that you look.
And if you don't have that opportunity,
you are at a massive disadvantage from other people.
You're at tremendous disadvantage.
So yeah.
Yeah, damn it must be asked to be ugly.
You know, it sucks.
It definitely does.
And, Davey's the biggest gotcha in existence.
I used to look weird, maybe you're right.
And so yeah, that's really the way I see almost everything.
Every stream you talk about your age,
it makes me feel old.
I do. I probably honestly, I probably do.
It's, and the thing is that like now,
like I look at streaming, but let me see, I'll pull this up.
Is there anybody, are there anybody,
is it, does there anybody live that's older than me?
It's maybe hutch. It's hutch older than me. Maybe. Maybe it's gotta be gotta be like some
summit. Yeah, but it's summit even live. Oh, yeah, but he's, I'm scrolling down like he's
at seven. These are 12. So I'll get to him. Okay, it's like someone is just like, I
I mean, I really, I do feel old.
I feel old as fuck, man.
I absolutely do.
DSP, yeah, DSP's old.
Payos old of me, yeah, Payos old of me.
Yeah, exactly.
And you're rich, it beats hot any day.
That's not true.
No girl wants to date a guy because he's wealthy.
Like no girl wants to be in that position.
There are girls that put themselves in that position
out of desperation, but they don't want to be
in that position.
Bro what?
Dude, you're so wrong.
Well, wouldn't I know better than anybody?
I mean, I'm not trying to flex on anybody,
but like, wouldn't I know this?
Wouldn't I have an insight into this?
I'm just saying, right?
I mean, like maybe, so like,
I would have a good example.
Gold diggers are a term for a reason.
Yeah, but a woman doesn't want to be a gold digger.
That's my whole point, right?
Is it like she doesn't want to have to be that?
Like there are plenty, like they will not do that.
Like the women that go for that kind of a guy
do it usually out of desperation.
They do it because like they can't get another guy.
And so they end up settling with this older guy
maybe that's got a lot of money
that will take care of them
that they don't really respect.
Like that's really, that's the real,
that's the reality of it.
because everybody acts like, oh well,
if you have a lot of money, if you're rich,
then you can get any girlfriend you want.
That's not true, massive bullshit take.
Y'all don't like this, so here's the problem.
I'm gonna hit some people.
No, people are not gonna like this,
you're not gonna like this.
The reason why a lot of guys on the internet
think that money is the key to unlocking
getting a bunch of girlfriends is because that's the one thing they don't have.
And if they can blame it on something that's out of their control, they can remove their
own accountability from why they don't have a girlfriend.
That's the way it is.
true take? Yeah. People might not like that. They might not like it. But somebody got to say it.
And no, money is not a cheat code. There are plenty of chicks that do not give a
fuck about that. And it's especially true. Obviously, there's a spectrum. A woman isn't
going to want to date a guy that's broke. Not going to want to date somebody that's
broke, that's got no job. But if you have a decent job and you're taking care of yourself,
Like, you've basically hit that threshold.
Well, I mean, for a lot of chicks, right?
But, bad tech, don't listen to him.
Okay? All right, listen.
I will tell you what I think is true.
I'm not gonna tell you what you wanna hear.
I'm not gonna tell you what some fucking idiot is gonna tell you.
I'm gonna tell you the way it is
from the best of my understanding.
I'm wealthy, he's right. Yeah, exactly.
And so,
let me go, you just contradict yourself.
All right, all right, all right, I'll pull up one person
because there's a lot of people
that really have opinions on this.
They do, y'all really have opinions on this.
One wants stability if you don't have money
that'll leave you eventually.
Yeah, but that stability is binary, is what I'm saying,
right, like let's say if you're making,
if you're making $100,000 a year,
let's say you're getting $100,000 a year.
The guy that's making $300,000 a year
is not three times as attractive as you.
That's the point that I'm making.
is that there's like a huge diminishing return for this.
And like to the extent that a man is making enough money
to take care of himself, that's enough.
That's enough.
I'm like, I'm not, I'm saying like,
if you're like super rich or something like that,
that's not gonna multiply it beyond somebody that,
yeah, looks get you in the door, money makes her stay,
maybe, right?
Is there, you're wrong about the poor thing,
I'm poor, I have a good wife,
I bring stability for us mentally and our kid,
which is what she wants.
Good for you.
I don't even think that's,
when did I ever say that?
I didn't even say that.
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
So, and there's way too many examples
of ugly celebrities with hot lives
so there'd be zero truth for it.
So, let me go ahead.
I'm gonna, I gotta pull you up.
I gotta pull you up.
And I'm gonna talk to you about this,
I'm gonna talk to you about this big time.
All right?
This guy, I don't even want to, I'm just going to talk about it, I want to read your fucking message.
So, I feel like money is a cheat code and I'm married, but it depends on how you use the money.
There are way too many examples of ugly celebrities with hot wives through that it has zero truth to it.
Brother, you're almost there.
A celebrity has networking opportunities, social status, opportunities for that girl as well, and also money.
There's an entire status element to it that isn't even being discussed.
And women care a lot about status.
They do.
Care massively about that charisma as well.
Yeah, and there's also the idea that a lot of these guys that are celebrities are charismatic,
influential, successful people.
You see what I'm saying?
So it's not the money necessarily,
it's what the money indicates.
I'll give it a minute.
That's fair, money can offer you the first dimension,
now I agree on status.
Money also give that to in a way.
Not in the same way.
Women don't want that kind of status,
like having a lot of money for sake of being money,
for having a lot of money.
Like that's a cheap status for a lot of people.
They want to have like a moral status
or a, you know, like a social status.
Like that's the way that people want things, right?
And I get people might not get it.
And you're all wrong here.
I'm telling you, I'm telling you guys, this is the way it is.
I'm telling you this the way it is.
I know this, I've dealt with this, and that's it.
And so again, some of them do,
but it's the exception, not the rule.
Yeah, definitely.
Women want status more.
I don't know, it depends, right?
So, yeah, there's a celebrity man got a wife
before they came to Richard famous
just because you look like he's ledger,
doesn't mean that you'd like your personality in the long run.
Women don't want hollow status, true?
Exactly, exactly, bro, like, and this is the thing,
I know that people are very, very opinionated about this,
right?
They're extremely opinionated about this,
but the reality is that I think that being,
like, there's a reason why
that whole looks maxing thing is so popular.
there's a reason why it's because it works like it wouldn't be so popular if
it didn't work like that's the thing is I it's the same thing as steroids it's
steroid why is everybody doing steroids cuz they work fuck man obviously why is
everybody drink caffeine cuz it works duh it's just grooming it's a lot more
than that it's obviously a lot more than that
Well, it's maximum plus money though.
Well, obviously like there's a trifecta that you can get that's gonna make you look good.
And what is this here?
Curring up misinformation.
Klavikior did not kill a living alligator.
He shot at a dead carcass, not defending his actions, but misleading headlines.
People led.
He killed a living animal.
He did not.
Okay.
All right.
Let's watch this.
I found it out.
I didn't hear this at all.
Listen all I'm saying is that take it from me being very wealthy does not mean you're
gonna have girls that want to talk to you that's all I'm saying now how do I know
that nobody knows
So, chat we just found a dead gator. Yeah I'll take my phone. A dead gator?
how do you know he's dead how they know he's dead
dude look on ass that thing is oh yeah he did shoot it
did that so could we shoot it
just one
yeah can we dump it around and do it
well let's just test it let's test really how dead it is
bro just said it's it's
Are we gonna make sure?
No, no, no, no, no, we got that boat right there.
That's our boat.
No, it's not.
That's our boat?
Yeah, that's our group.
Oh, shit.
Can't we shoot it?
Yeah, I mean, we have to test if it's dead.
Just one time?
You guys want to pick it up.
Get up like an old man or whatever you got.
He just wants to shoot something.
And he's aging.
Oh, we're good.
You can pick it up.
Uh-huh.
I'm fine.
Yeah, I think that gators, shoulda make sure.
Okay.
Yo, yo.
Yo!
Yo!
Hey, I think it's dead.
Oh, shit.
So everybody crashed out on him for nothing?
He's mad at him for something he didn't even do.
So that's crazy.
That's actually insane bro, like that, the level of misinformation on this is unreal.
I can't hear shit.
So, chat we just found a deck.
It's so weird to do that though.
Okay.
Gator.
Yeah, I'll take my phone out here.
It's a fucking dead animal.
You wanna some some guy wants to mag dump into a dead animal you're really gonna get your dick in a knot over this shut the fuck up
Who cares?
It's still illegal dude look on ass yeah thing is oh
Which is shoot it yeah, he dead for sure. Oh, yeah, he's 100% dead look at him
He's a 100% look at oh my god
Just one
Yeah
Yeah
Bro just said there's a law for desegrating a body I don't know if it applies to animals
No, it's not that's our boat. I'm from Florida and the Gator won't go to heaven unless he gets a proper Christian burial
I feel like a proper. I mean like getting magdum
Getting magdum by a hand by a boat full of red necks. I mean that's like the closest thing you can get to a proper burial in Florida
I feel like that's pretty good just one I mean shit he just wants to shoot
something he's itching yeah that's a proper American burial that's right I
I see you and by how a brother oh my god yeah I think that gave the mag dump
salute yeah
I think it's dead yeah I can't hear shit so everybody got mad over this when it
It turns out that the Gator was dead all along, and everybody, this entire narrative was completely fabricated.
It was a totally fabricated narrative that didn't even happen.
Wow.
That is crazy.
That's crazy, bro.
That's actually for views.
Yes.
So who killed the Gator?
Bro, they died.
They died, because like, let's say he said, I have a headache and then it's dead.
That's what happens to alligators because they're fucking get their dinosaurs. They're fucking died. What do you expect?
So yeah, and old age. Yeah, I mean sometimes they just despawned bro like that's what happens
Israel killed the gator as that s2 and
Yeah, people retarded. I guess so and anyone complaining about this is dumb
Oh, like I mean, let's be honest, right?
It's obviously a huge difference between killing and shooting a live animal and then shooting a dead body of an animal
Like that's a totally totally different fucking thing
So everybody that got mad about this was crying about it literally got rage baited. It didn't even happen
It was a total fucking misrepresentation. I feel bad for him
I do because everybody was pissed off at him for something that wasn't even true
That's really it
His lawful house sleep. I don't know about that and Gator got strong resistance to an infection by humans by a lot
I mean big Gators die like I mean
Oh really arguing about whether if alligators die or not like bro, they die like
Look I'm I'm gonna show you this
30, 50 years. What do you think happens after that? What do you think happens? They die. That's
what happens. In captivity, they can be, wait, there's a 90-year-old, wait, what? Wait. Hold
this gate 1930s 100 years old he survived multiple bombings what the fuck
captain what the damn that is a hundred year old gator how the fuck they go on
that long goddamn that's insane I don't even know what to say this is crazy
Oh my God, this is what I think it is.
And I will add a special, a special thank you and a special acknowledgement that we will
never leave the side of our Somali Minnesotans.
That means they're going back to Somalia too.
Here's our pledge to you.
Somali Minnesotans, your great grandchildren will still be here when that orange clown is
in the dustbin of history. You will be here.
I've never heard a stronger argument for deporting them than that. I haven't. I think honestly,
That is, yeah, that's a really good argument.
I, wow, I never thought about it that way.
But when you look at it in no longitudinal perspective,
man, that's pretty bad.
Hi, would you like to see what a waste of air looks like?
It's this female pedophile that has a 20 minute video
talking about her attraction to four and five year olds,
including how her own child
is now being sexually aggressive towards her.
And she doesn't know how she,
She's she's a little kid. It's her four-year-old was asking about her boobs, which she's decided is sexual aggression towards her
She also talked about she's a trial care worker by the way
Got a fish for the fish are
Child care worker child care worker. I'm sorry. I had to take a moment. That is why we're in a new location
Because if not this video get removed. Yeah, but I was going to say right anyways
She has a 20-minute video, right?
And I need you guys to go watch either a rundown of it or something that actually includes all
of the details because a lot of people do not realize how bad it is because they're
skipping through and missing a lot of even worse parts because it's bad.
It's so bad.
And they're like, oh, she said she was never going to act on it.
Actually, if you keep listening, she straight up says, not only does she talk about how
she would she so at first she says you know she she was attracted to that five
year old whenever whenever she was doing that teachers aid situation right and
how she like cried because he called her a mean name a five year old but then
later in the video she says because she in the first she says that she never
act on it that's why she didn't bother she didn't think it was a big deal but
then later on in the video she says that she would act on it if the
The child seemed aggressive towards it, like sexually.
But wasn't that the same vocabulary she used to describe her own child's behavior?
So she's like proactively manufacturing consent for her to molester kid?
You know, in school I always heard about things like the Salem witch trials.
And I was like, damn, that's Barbette.
Who would do that?
How could anybody come to that conclusion?
And nowadays, let's just say I have a different perspective.
I
Was it like they wanted it
She said she would fuck a kid if the kid seemed like they wanted if the kid
I'm sorry, I had to take another break. Um, yeah because I want to make people aware of this woman
Especially because all I got there are people who are like, oh, she said she never act on but she did she did y'all just
to watch the whole video. But at the same time, I just, especially because I have a
five-year-old, I have a lot of friends with kids in that age zone. And I like, maybe I
was born a ginger, I was born a ginger and that means I am fully capable of rock and
orange. I mean actually Texas is a brown, I already know what they have in the comments
there. I know what you're saying. Because I have several friends that are COs and stuff.
I know how to braid, I know how to take a string off my shirt and use it to thread
eyebrows.
I've got a lot of skills that would be useful in present.
I'm trying, I'm trying, trying really hard, really hard.
But it seems like every day, you get on this fucking internet, there's somebody else,
and this is the thing she smiles during that video.
Like she legitimately doesn't see anything wrong with what she's seeing, but any of
it.
That's where she shared it.
Once again, her face.
I would have never guessed.
I just, I just want to tell them.
i would have never guess well good book in case
you know anybody
in the case anybody right away so much for the year she's not your kids
take your teacher yeah honestly
i deserve an award has a nice and i have sometimes
honestly they need to go after people that are like that they do i guess nasty
as fuck man is gross
and uh... it's the piercing theory i know man
What is this?
Ow, he's got black!
Ow!
I just want to add this video in
cause every time I see these speed caters,
I'm like, this is how my body look,
but because I'm black, I feel like my body type
is not appreciated in the black community.
And it makes me so sad because I like my body
and I feel like it looks like this,
but it's not appreciated in my community.
We like the oversized things.
Bitch, I like my body and I'm an athlete
and this is how my body look,
like on this old white hoodie,
Oh my gosh, she's the baddie but if she was black they'd be like she's just regular. No, you know, she's right guys
Honestly, we need to put an end to the racist
baddie shaman and the massage noir because this person and this person look exactly the same
Oh God bro like damn I knew it. Isn't it really it's a time difference. Yeah. Wow
like you know I feel like yeah definitely yeah I could see where I could yeah I get it yeah
No, I could definitely see where you're coming from exactly the same. Yeah, this is exactly the same thing
Karen kicked out an airport failure to comply straight to jail. What is this?
I don't know if I'm ready to watch this spirit airlines Karen gets pepper sprayed
I gotta probably watch this at some point, but I don't know if I'm gonna look at it today
We got we find out and it's just fucking ridiculous. All right. All right. All right. I'll
Watch it here we go I
I feel like I have to.
What's up everybody in today's video we have a dilly badass I guess pepper sprayed after
starting a fight with the cops but first I want to show you a Karen getting
arrested at the airport and this is 2021 but this video is nothing short of
mind-blowing I don't think I've ever seen such an entitled piece of work without
further ado let's get started
We just need to talk to the side right there.
Getting it all.
The problem is that you wouldn't comply with the mask rule on airplanes.
So she wouldn't follow the rules in the...
Okay, so now we got somebody that just got problems.
Good. You're the one person.
No, no.
Can we just go outside and talk, please?
It's not you.
Don't make this land.
This isn't me.
You're the one person.
The other people on the airplane dressed like a hooker.
It's just you.
I think they know who you are.
And no one has spoken.
Can't please go.
Ma'am, you're holding everybody.
I don't know why you guys are making this up.
That way we're not making up.
Can you just please go?
You're the wrong person.
You're the wrong person.
What is the problem?
I'm not.
You need to leave me alone.
You guys have a...
You need to...
My mask is wrapping up.
the one that was causing the issue. Okay, let's go. That's her. My math? What? It does not mean.
I love seeing these girls that are used to gaslighting their way out of every situation in
their life. Facing like I love seeing them get wrestled to the ground and brutalized. I do. I
absolutely hate these people. This is so. I need to be left alone. Let's go.
I don't need you man, he's asking you to leave.
This is illogical, he's asking you to leave.
Is that where charges?
I'm calling my lawyer.
I'm calling my lawyer.
Are you kidding me? Stop!
Stop resisting! Stop resisting! Stop resisting! They told you-
Let's just say right off the bat that I do not miss the early 2020s. She's almost at
the finish line regardless she's already off the plane all she has to do is walk away but
She's too stupid to do that
No one asked her to do this. Yeah, nobody asked you to do this.
Oh, God.
Get her Gucci bag. Get her Gucci bag. That's right.
Take it right down to the station.
Uh-oh.
Uh-huh.
We're 10-4. Can we get a K-221-20?
Put her in a box!
You literally throw it at me!
I'm not gonna drop it!
Man, you're heavy!
What is going on?
Please, please!
Isn't it crazy how these people just escalate the situation
to like this violent outcome where all you really had to do was just be normal
and you couldn't be normal
And so now you've decided to instead of that now you're gonna ruin your life
Why is it that every single one of these Karen seem to have a lawyer on speed dial?
To me, it kind of sounds like bullshit because she's either a bullshit or they are so used
having problems that this is a common occurrence and they already know who they're going to call
whenever they have their next problem. Whenever the world decides to gang up on them again,
I think that's what happens really.
I'm going to say in just a moment that she's flat broke. So either you're rich enough to
have a lawyer on speed dial, or she's broke. Or she's completely penniless. You can be both.
both.
Yeah.
I need to talk to that boy here.
I'm not.
He's unbelievable.
Yeah, it's unbelievable.
He's unbelievable.
I don't like to hear what you're talking about.
I want to see him pepper-shake him.
What if I'm on here?
I want to see it happen to me.
And if I'm transporting a cat without their knowledge.
He's not around, but I'm not now.
It doesn't mean I have people next to me saying it wasn't me.
Who's my mom?
saying it wasn't you okay i love this is my favorite part of these stories is the
moment that they realize that it's over and now they're actually getting
emotional and they're saying i'm sorry because they realize that the way that
they are behaving is not being tolerated this time and you're being held
accountable for the first time in your life and it's not going to be fun for
you it's fun for me
I can't do this right now, this is not happening.
I do this right now.
What are you talking about?
Well, she's mad.
Continue on.
No, no, no, please.
No, no, God, no.
Just walk.
No.
No, God, please.
I can't afford this.
I know.
We asked you to leave the jet plane.
Nothing.
You didn't want to listen.
God, please.
You didn't want to listen.
Let's go.
You didn't want to listen.
Please, please, please.
Please, please, please, guys, no, please, please, please, please.
Ma'am, I'm gonna get a shake on this for a while.
Oh, please, please, please, please, please, please.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I gotta talk to my lawyer.
It's all right, you guys, please, oh.
Uh-oh, uh-oh, it's time to go.
Oh, God, oh, my elbow!
Oh!
Ma'am, nobody's tonight to meet you.
No!
Meanwhile, look at the police officer, he's bleeding.
that is assault on a police officer that's a three to five year charge that's
bad man that's not good at all nice like uh-oh
What did I do? What did I do? What did I hit the set up? It's gonna scare me?
I mean, the way she's acting, you would think that they're about to bring her into a firing
spot. Yeah, they're taking, yeah, it's fucking slaughterhouse. Okay. Yeah, you're gonna become
I'm slow and green now.
On where she's going to be brutally executed.
So lady, it's not that serious.
Yeah, you're just going to go to jail for a couple hours,
and then you're going to bond out.
Now, are you going to retain some of your dignity
on your way there?
That's up to you.
That's the actual thing you can control here.
He's right.
Not the fact that you're going to jail.
That is completely out of your control at this point.
It wasn't, but now it is.
No, no, no, no, let's get out of here!
No, no!
The thing is that like, I've even, I've seen instances where like the suspect is like,
okay guys, listen, we got off on the wrong foot, that's my bad.
Listen, I'm down to go to the station, but can you guys just give me a break?
I'm all right, let's just head and move on.
And they're like, yeah, sure, it's fine.
Yeah, it's whatever.
All right, yeah, no, it's okay, but we gotta take you back there.
there and it's like okay and everything will be fine so like even now you have
the opportunity to make this less painful and she still doesn't do that if you
don't violently arrest what do they think is it do you really think that she
gonna break out of the police like I don't understand this
Look at that assault on a law enforcement officer.
That's really bad.
God, no!
Man.
Man.
Man.
Man.
Oh, my gosh, please don't do this.
Listen to me.
You guys are doing this.
Man, man.
They have to have something like a cattle prod.
They really do.
They have to have something like, because you got to get these people under control.
Like a cattle prod or something like that.
ah
Why they did exorcisms
Because I mean you imagine this imagine having to deal with a bitch like this and then like
I mean what else what else could you do?
no I can't do it okay I want to leave I'll leave I'll leave I'm so sorry I'm sorry I'm so sorry please I'll do anything
I'm not sorry you're not sorry
sorry I can't
I'm sorry I can't
you're not, you're not
I'm so sorry please God. Please. Or we're going to all die
you guys I'm so sorry
get out of here
please God I'll do it
I'll do anything, I'll do anything.
Do not move.
I swear to God, I swear to God.
Is your ID in here?
Is your ID in here?
Where?
It's in there, you guys.
I'm so sorry.
Can I call my mom, please?
Stand right there.
My mom.
Don't move.
Where's your ID in?
What's that?
Ma'am, what's that?
Is your ID in?
What's she doing now?
What are you guys?
Please, please, please, you guys, please.
Please, I'll do anything.
So let's break this down for a second.
What does she mean by I'll do anything?
If certain...
I mean, I don't know.
I think that maybe we're just a little bit too porn-brained.
But like, I don't know.
She isn't a bride because she already said
that she's completely broke.
I sure hope it's not services.
Does she mean she's going to comply
and she's going to listen while it's a little late?
Well, I'll do anything except comply.
Yeah, I'll do anything you want.
Okay, then comply with us.
No! I can't!
For that, so technically there's not really anything she can give them, and that's what she doesn't understand.
She can cry as much as she wants. It's not going to change anything at all.
You guys, anything? I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry!
I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry!
Ma'am! I'm so sorry!
She's spamming! She's spamming!
She's spamming!
You guys, I am so sorry! Please! Please!
Please, Valentine's Day, I'm alone.
I'm so alone on Valentine's Day.
Please God, I'll do anything for you.
Please God, please, oh, what happened to you?
Honestly, the unspoken winner out of this entire conflict
is the guy that probably flew her out
to take her out for Valentine's Day,
because, you know, and this is,
honestly, yeah, and this guy, I mean,
if you're flying your girl out on Spirit Airlines,
like you probably know that she's really kind of like
i mean it's it is she really worth it if you're flying around on spirit airlines
like not really that's a pvp airline
so it's like spirit in frontier those are the ones where you
you know you got to come with boxing gloves
and so i you fly out and i honestly like to think about
the fact that like he totally
totally dodged a bullet with this
he did
like now it's like a filter system
like you know you want to figure out if your girlfriend is normal and not crazy
center to the airport
all she got arrested
not me
it was not me
no it wasn't
no it wasn't me
that's what's happening you walk across your truck
that was not you you're holding me
stay over here
that was not me
that was not me
Face the truck.
What? That was not me.
Officer, I'm sorry. That was not me.
Nothing was you.
Officer.
Everything's about conspiracy. Nothing you're happy to do with you.
Officer, I will do anything for you.
I'm so sorry.
That is not a jail, man.
I'm trying to bribe a police officer.
Officer, I am so sorry.
I know.
please look at me please.
So she fixes her hair and then she says I'll do anything for you?
Where does this start up a fucking porno?
Oh my God.
It's okay.
You guys please.
Like why do you think that would work whenever the other officer is right next to you?
Like I get it like okay if it was one guy doing this like maybe I could see you like
trying to like okay maybe I can give this guy a blow job and then he won't arrest
me.
But like the other person's already there like I mean it's just insane.
Yeah, that was a female.
Officer, please.
You don't have anything in here that's going to pull me through.
You guys, please. God, do you have no idea what this is going to do?
Erick, DR, SCA, please. I'm on my knees. I'm so sorry.
You guys, I've got to call my mom. Can I call my mom?
It's not right now.
You guys, you guys, please.
Not right now.
I'm sorry you guys I'm sorry I will do anything I will do anything can you stop with the begging it is so
Pathetic at this point. You're just embarrassing yourself. She was complaining that some people were recording her lady
You're on body cam for the entire internet to see that's right
People are gonna have to realize at some point that now there are cameras everywhere
And you have to watch out how you act in public if you want to keep your reputation first someone like this
However, it is way too late that she can come out and do only fans so to be fun in it has passed
Where's your where's your license?
I don't know. I don't know where your licenses
What's your name? I add
You gotta go to jail
Don't you leave me your fuselage. I'm leaving please to my officer
Look at me, please. It's Valentine's Day. Please.
I'm at the mercy, I'm at the mercy of you.
You already said that you don't have valentines.
Please, I want to-
Already said you don't have a valentine.
As if that, like, yeah, what do you worry about Valentine's Day?
You don't have a valentine.
Yeah, you're getting locked up, bitch.
I'm so sorry.
I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I have to go.
I believe, can I please, Officer Adam?
This is the number I told you guys about how there's like these girls that are, you know,
because she's a pretty girl, right?
And they have this like, like, they have this privilege where they can effectively
act and behave like children.
And everybody else in the world just puts up with it.
And that's what one of my favorite things about whenever I see these cop videos is
whenever they get absolutely hit with the most brutal reality check ever, it is
the funniest fucking thing to me
i love watching this happen
it is hilarious
officer adams i'm so sorry
i'm so sorry
i'm at your house
i have to get a job
it's not the first
it's not the person who is not the person who used to go
please i'm praying i'm praying
i'm praying i have no
I have no source of income.
What a surprise.
I cannot do this right now.
You guys, please.
I have no living in my life.
I have nothing.
This is going to make my life so much worse.
Please God, please.
I'm sure it will.
Off the album.
Off the album, please.
Listen to me.
Woman for woman.
Listen to me, woman for woman.
Okay?
I'm cleaning my pants, I'm literally clean.
So sorry.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
We don't want to clean.
I'm trying, I'm trying.
I'm begging you guys.
I know, I'm sorry, I'm begging you.
Captain pointed you out into the pre-work issue.
Now, yes or no, we ask you to leave to get out of the job.
Okay, you're right.
I should have left.
And you said no, you didn't want to leave.
You're right, you're right, I'm sorry.
Okay.
I should have left.
The moment that he says the person that is for the airline says that they don't want you here and you're still
Okay, right. I just
That's how a trespass after one
Okay, okay
And that is why you're in the cuffs right now
Because I was trespassing
Duh
Duh
The moment he-
Duh
You know that she's completely wasting her time talking to this Karen
You know that all the information is gonna go in one ear and out the other
This woman went from threatening to use her lawyer to complaining about being alone on Valentine's Day
Even though it's not even Valentine's Day
It is the 13th and now she's trying to pretend like she's paying attention to what the cop is telling her
She is all over the place
Look at the guy broke
I
Look at that. Oh my god paying attention to what the cop is telling her
Okay
Alright, I'm back. Sorry, guys. I'm back.
Oh, man.
You're right. I'm so sorry.
And knowing the situation that you're in,
because you said you don't have a job right now, right?
You don't have a job.
Right now, no one knows.
You don't have any...
Right now? You like to re-clarify it?
Well, right now I don't have a job.
Yeah. Right now is like the last seven years, right?
I've been lost answers.
This would not be the best situation you might put yourself in.
You're right.
But unfortunately, he's here.
This was so dumb of me.
Are you doing that stand-up from him?
Yep, you got it.
Are you gonna be good here?
Please, please, please, please.
Let me know if you need anything.
Please, I'm praying, I'm praying, I'm praying.
Erica, you gotta go.
The decision's not gonna make.
You gotta go.
No, please, guys, please, please, please, please, please, please.
Save me.
Save me from the police officers.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
No way.
This is real.
I can't.
I'm just a cat.
Oh, I'm so sorry. What happens? I don't even know how this is going to be handled. My mom's going to pick me up. How much is it going to be?
$500.
What's going to happen after that?
A $500 mistake. And the thing is that this is going to be more like $5,000.
Because like now you've probably like it's crazy how fast people rack up charges
It is because like they're also gonna be other charges on her now, too
From here, I've got a car coming with a cage in it. You're gonna sit in the backseat of the car
We're gonna go to the jail. Oh, okay
You know you fingerprinted and photographed and then you wait until your mom comes and binds you out of jail
It bonds $500 and then when you bond out of jail, they'll give you a court date to appear.
And then what?
It depends on you.
You plead guilty to no contest, it's over with it, you plead not guilty.
I'll come to court, you come to court, I'll bring the video, the guy from Southwest will come,
and we'll let them, the jury decide whether you're guilty or not.
Sound like fun?
I'm sorry, Officer Adams.
Eric, it is what it is.
Sound like fun?
I don't have my phone, so I can't call before we get in the bag, right?
Miss, I'm sorry, this happened.
Miss, I'm sorry, this happened.
Miss, I'm sorry, this happened.
It was a misunderstanding.
Miss, I'm sorry.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
You believe?
I should have left.
You should have left.
I'm a police officer.
You absolutely should have left, and I don't even understand why she didn't, because
She thought that she was above the law because she's used to getting privileges. That's the reason why
It's that simple
It's obvious was already at her destination. It's not like she was getting kicked out of the plane
That's the reason her way to go somewhere. The trip was already done
All she had to do is just leave and go to wherever the hell she was going
Like she had nothing to gain by just standing there and arguing with them
Anyways, I do not miss the COVID era because everybody was completely nuts and now that I think about maybe she got the vaccine
Oh, I don't really think we recovered from that era. I think that everybody's still batshit crazy
I don't know when I don't know my mom's phone number. I don't know anyone's in their phone
So I have to get my phone your phone stays with you
I'm in trouble for not for what? For not leaving for not leaving officer. I'm so I read I didn't
It doesn't have to be in a rest!
Now she tried it! Even now! Even now!
It doesn't have to be in a rest!
It doesn't have to be in a rest!
What you're getting at? Please! It doesn't have to be in a rest!
It doesn't please!
Does your computer work?
I'm not sure because I never use this car though.
I deserve that to my mom.
This doesn't really get happen!
Oh shit! Scratch it?
No! I didn't know it!
Right there, right there, brother!
It's a lie! It's a lie!
Let's go! Let's go!
Oh!
So this is what's happening to us?
The woman continually insists on speaking with his supervisor, and after a few minutes and
Can I talk to the manager?
I'm finally able to speak with the man above the officer.
Hi, boss!
Okay!
Stay in the car!
Okay!
He?
You have to go!
He's my boss!
I have a boss to answer you
My heart
This will never ever ever ever never happen again. I'm praying
It's what that's what I said
Nothing personal
little Erica you're right I was wrong so yeah so you have to go so watch you
foot watch your foot watch your foot
Erica put you put your foot in the car especially if you fly this girl out
and then she says she doesn't have a date. Like, is what kind of girl flies out dressed
up like a hooker on the day before Valentine's Day? I mean, like, really? Who does that?
A girl that's getting flown out for Valentine's Day.
They're calling her an escort. Well, escorting to where?
Put your foot in the car and do it now. Thank you.
Alright, so in the end she did a pre-trial diversion program so she did not have to face
any real consequences besides that.
Now that was a pretty crazy video but I did promise you a pepper spray.
So let's move on to the final body cam.
We have an internet tough guy who decides to try being a billy badass in real life
and it doesn't work.
a look at this it's just honestly it's not done there's another one okay I'll
watch one more and yeah that's it told you nothing happened or well the thing
is that like I mean they're not gonna put somebody in jail for like a long
period of time because they had like they wouldn't wear a mask and an airplane
like this just not gonna happen but realistically it's not gonna happen but
Isn't it crazy how this is just basically the police are just adult daycare?
It's an adult is like it's an age thing right it's like because they're older than a kid
It's not because they're acting different. It's just that are older
That's my name
I thought you got here for a second.
What's going on?
Did that fish y'all?
What's going on with these guys?
Honestly, I could look at this later on,
but I just want to see that one, honestly.
And it's really funny for me
to see this happen.
We'll link you all the video.
And yeah, it's adult decade, I guess so, right?
And it's so funny.
It's really hard on some people
when they find out they're not special.
Let me link you guys the watch it.
want to see it y'all want to see it y'all want to see it let's get it give me a
minute all right now they tried to make me pay more money now oh
beat your ass in front of the police officer are you fucking retarded really
like you got to be fucking out of your mind
fucking beat your ass
he's throwing me
I'll point at you bitch
get out of the way
let us do this
let us do this
listen to me
you're gonna end up in jail
I'll call him a Jew F word
You want to go to jail?
No!
No!
I don't want to go to jail.
I don't want to go to jail.
Chill out because I ain't fucking playing games.
I ain't fucking playing games.
Alright?
You need to chill the fuck out.
You have your idea?
No.
So right now, you act like you're free.
All you have to do right now is just walk away.
All you have to do, just be reasonable and walk away.
That's it, don't fuck this up man.
You've got this.
You having any, what's your name?
I ain't giving this to you.
You wanna go to jail?
I'm not giving you anything.
You were so close, you were...
You were so close man.
Why did you do this?
I mean you have to be a special kind of stupid to threaten to attack someone right in front
of a cop.
You know that's a crime right?
Those are criminal threats.
I don't know if he's having a Royd rage episode or is there something else going on in his
his life, maybe he's overcompensating for something, but this is pretty sad, to be honest.
Sir?
I'm not going to put my hands behind my back.
You're going to put your hands behind your back?
No, I'm not.
If you are.
Ask me my name.
It's just like, I've never seen an instance where whenever they won't put their hands
behind their back, they don't end up with their hands behind their back.
Like, it's like a 100% chance that at a certain point in time, your hands end up behind
your back.
Why do they keep doing this?
I'll give you a chill if I can't hear you.
I'll give you a chill if I can't hear you.
I can play around no more, are you?
Are you going to play around?
You're going to ruin your Sunday.
No, listen.
No, you listen.
You listen to me.
I haven't been playing around.
I don't consider this playing around.
I do.
I think it's stupid.
Childish.
I think it's stupid, too.
Alright, then fucking calm down.
Alright.
No, you're gonna put your hands behind your back, that's what you're gonna do.
No, I'm gonna put them down.
I'm gonna put them down.
No, I'm gonna put them down.
I'm not putting...
Adult Daycare.
This is crazy.
It's literally Adult Daycare.
Oh, I'm not gonna put my hands...
I'll put them over here.
I'm not gonna put my hands over there.
No, I won't do it.
Put my hands down.
I've done nothing wrong.
You're gonna be in jail.
Dude, you're gonna get drilled.
Look, I've done nothing wrong.
All right, well now they calling in backup
What the fuck happens to you?
Fuckin' get scoopin'
I'm not tryin' to
That's what I thought
I'm not gonna settle down
Alright, I'll settle down
Here it comes
Sit down
Sit the fuck down
Let go of me
Wait right now, sit down
Let go of me
Let go of me
Two seconds to sit down.
Bobbi, there's a taser.
Two seconds to sit on the fucking ground.
Got a taser?
Got a taser?
You guys got a taser?
Okay you're giving to me, alright.
Dude, you're a fucking taser.
If you don't sit down, you're gonna get tased.
Sit on the ground.
Sit on the ground, you're gonna get tased.
Dude, dude, I'm not a fucking taser.
Look how bald he is.
How bald he is!
Oh my god! Jesus!
He bald as hell!
You know somebody you're gonna get tased!
He saw a phone!
He saw a phone!
He hit the belly!
They're aiming at his belly!
You don't fuck around man!
If I were him, I would just sit down on the ground
because as you guys can see from this picture
If he gets tased there's a strong chance that it might hit his Johnson and the last thing you want is to get your Johnson
Electrified because then it might not work afterwards, and I don't know science behind that, but that's not a risk
I would be willing to take yeah
Let's go sit sit down sit down the fuck around why why
All right
Fuck your hands!
Shut up!
Stay down!
Put your hands out!
Put your hands out!
What are you doing to me?
What are you doing to me?
Put your hands out!
Shut up!
Fuck your hands!
Stay down!
Put your hands out!
Put your fucking hands out!
What are you doing to me?
This is what should happen like 10 minutes ago.
Put your hands behind your back!
Where are you going to get me?
Alright, okay, we're out.
Look at me!
Look at me!
Miko's looking at me and he's prancing in the face!
Ahahahah!
Hey, lookie, come here!
That's it.
What do you have behind you?
I told you to find your back!
I told you to be free!
I told you to do it!
Put your hands behind your back!
Wow!
Fuck, what the hell are you doing?
You wanna come?
I don't need to.
Look at his fucking face!
Look at him look at like a plum!
Look at that, he's purple!
Why did you do this to yourself?
Why did you do this to yourself?
What's your name now motherfucker?
Yeah, touch that.
What's your name?
My name's Tiff.
Okay, who does he owe John Doge?
Sit there and wait.
Stupid fucking yeah.
You know.
So there you have it, honestly, I love it whenever they're mean to one bro.
Tough guy, alright.
My name's Tough Guy, uh-huh, I see that.
Another tough guy arrested, another one bites a dust, he got arrested for assault as well
as resisting arrest.
Thank you so much for watching, don't forget to subscribe and I'll see you guys on
the next one.
That was really funny, I didn't expect it to be as funny as it was.
was really, really funny. There's the video here. Give it a like. You need to watch these more often.
I love seeing them do this to people. I love it whenever they spray them down or zap them. Like,
the only thing that I don't like about it is that usually that ends it, you know? It's like,
okay. It's like, whenever, before they do that, as soon as they get sprayed or zapped,
it's like usually that pretty much ends the conversation, right? That's about it. But
But no, I love this.
I think it's so funny to watch these people have this happen to them.
It's so fucking funny to me.
And man, they're dumb as fuck.
And it's like movie inception ending, I guess so.
But when they do it with that woman, way more.
But why?
Well, I think that the reason why
is because a lot of the women that do that
think that they're going to get away with it
because they're used to getting away with it.
So there's a certain amount of accountability
that's building up whenever people expect that, especially
whenever.
And I think it's also the gaslighting.
Like the guy is just like,
he's just a drunk belligerent bald retard in Florida, right?
I mean, I guarantee you, like this right here, gentlemen,
this is probably what usually happens.
This is welcome to being a police officer in Florida.
It's three PM on a Tuesday
and Darnell won't leave the chilies again.
And guess what?
We're gonna have to shoot him again
Gonna have to shoot him again. That's it, right? That's what happens. It was a Sunday. Oh, it's a Sunday
Oh, even better and for an here 100% checks out. Yeah, that's just the way it is man
And Jack asks us his sunglasses on the wrong way. Yeah, what a fucking surprise
I would have never guessed that you see Fox news generalist getting suplexed on live TV. No, I didn't fucking see that
What are you talking about and warhorse studios fires?
Translators and replaces them with AI. Oh
No, oh
No, oh
Wow
My name is Max H and I've been working at Warhorse Studios since July since
2022 simply put
If you've ever played Kingdom come deliverance to in English you've likely seen my work yesterday March 27th
2026 I was invited into a meeting and told promptly that in an effort to make the company more effective and save
finances. Uh-oh. My next month my position would become obsolete in favor of using AI for
translations going forward. This came as a huge shock to me. Wait, you're surprised?
What are you retarded? No wonder they fired you. And it had, of course, crossed my mind
many times, but I naively thought my work at Warhorse Studios was valued enough that
I might not be at immediate risk. I feel incredibly betrayed by the company. This
This is the same type of stupid behavior.
It's so embarrassing that people talk like this.
You think they give a fuck about you?
Don't you give a fuck about them?
So because they paid you to do something, now they have to do that for you indefinitely.
The amount of entitlement that these people have is just astonishing to me.
Yeah, obviously you did work for them.
It was great.
That's good.
But betrayed.
Like what are we talking about?
It's a business.
Yeah, bro.
people are your friends and also why do you want your friends to keep you on the payroll
and just basically pay you for doing something they don't need you for.
Like, why would you want them, why would you, so you're friends with them because they're
going to give you money?
I don't know, I don't think that seems very friendly to me, it seems pretty bad.
And to my management war us, I won't be breaking my NDA, yeah, I bet not.
And what a fucking idiot, bro.
Well key translators are always going to be the first to go in any industry,
that's right.
the good burger, home of the good burger, may I take your order? That's right. And again,
I think AI is coming for everybody. It's totally coming for everybody. And like, except the military.
Yeah, right. I mean, maybe not. Well, actually, I don't know about that either. I feel like
even that would happen. And so anyway, no, I think this is very good, right? And headline
about Margaret migrant rapist. I don't know about that. But yeah, what is this AI came
for me already? Yeah, that's life, man. It's life. I don't know really what else to say
besides that. But, yeah, Belta and Grievous have been captured and held hostage. Oh my
god. Like, what do people do post this stuff? It's just crazy. And you missed this Larry
Fink conceding that the woke era was a failed experiment. Oh my god. Did he really? Let
Let me see if I pull it up.
Okay.
Uh-oh, the audio is broken again.
What a surprise.
That never happens.
Woke era, a failed experiment.
The Woke era, a failed experiment.
The ESG, the DEI, the kind of push for that.
When you talk about things now, you talk in a practical sense.
What we can do, what we can get done.
Looking back at that, how do you see it?
Society moves, the pendulum moves all the time in Black Rock's cases.
Y'all fucked up.
You guys fucked up because what you did is you created a selection bias for bad content.
Because people who couldn't get funding naturally had to turn to ESG and DEI funding.
And so you created a selection bias of bringing in people that were just garbage
That's what happened
We are
Responsible for managing money for everybody and even today the as you said maybe these you know
Renewables are less talked about it. Yeah, I could tell you right now
We have many investors worldwide are investing in renewables try to emphasize solar and other things like that
We're working with Occidental Petroleum right now to building the best carbon capture factories
in Texas right now.
So do I believe the pendulum five years ago was too far?
Yes.
I believe we're more pragmatic.
I personally work pragmatic too.
And I believe-
The other big reason why he's doing this is because he lost people money.
Fundamentally, investing in a project because the lead is black isn't a good investment strategy.
BlackRock is powerful and influential because it makes good decisions.
To the extent that you make bad decisions, you lose your power and influence.
You lost a lot of money.
Yeah, exactly.
Do you think BlackRock pushed some companies a little bit further left than you thought?
with never intention because our job is to be out what are you talking about
like that's the way you set it up
incentives follow like
the behavior follows incentives like a really i'm gonna be a fiduciary everybody
who gives us money state that's exactly what he said
i've got to be a fiduciary to everybody gets that he's talking about his fiduciary
responsibility
that's exactly it
you were losing money on this like crazy
i were our responsibility bread is to making sure if if if one of our
investors wants to invest 100% in hydrocarbons in Texas? I'm investing 100% of the money in Texas.
But if another state fund wants us to invest in, let's say, all green energy, we're going to do
that. It's their money. But today, because of AI and the overwhelming need for power and electricity,
it can't just be one way right now. It can't just be hydrocarbons. If you see what even what
China is doing right now. China is rapidly building more nuclear than any other country in the world.
They have the largest solar fields in the world, yet they're the biggest importer of gas and oil.
And so to me, more importantly today, I think society has moved into a better
position of having more pragmatism. And what you're hearing from me is I'm echoing
what we're hearing from our clients. No, I mean, he's right. And yeah, he was losing a ton of money.
He's deflecting the energy he is. He's deflecting the energy because that's the one thing that he
can partially defend. And again, like I think that's what's happened is that you lost a ton of
money, you made people angry at you, and now you're trying to walk it back. I mean, that's a
good idea. I mean, you should have done that the whole time, right? And he's covering his
His ass on this, he started his stuff, he started to lose a bowl of money, he shouldn't
be the head of BlackRock.
No, I don't think he should be either, but like I'm saying, that's the reason why it
happened.
And hopefully, hopefully, that's what continues.
Go woke, go broke, yeah, apparently that's now what happens.
So what is this here?
The Elder Scrolls just became a problem.
So this is the video people want me to watch, the Indie Elder Scrolls.
Okay, let's look at those.
I haven't seen this at all.
One of the greatest RPGs of the last 10 years is nothing but an Elder Scrolls wannabe.
That's what PC Gamer just called it anyway.
A game that just sold a million copies made by an indie studio of just 50 developers.
An RPG with more depth, build variety and choice than anything Bethesda has shipped
this decade.
And honestly that got under my skin.
Because calling it a wannabe is not only lazy, it's completely backwards.
It's not trying to be another Elder Scrolls.
It's doing what Elder Scrolls used to do before Bethesda stopped trying.
Before they stopped caring.
The skill progression, the quest choice, the weird sandbox systems that let you break
things.
The genuine consequences that actually stick.
This is the game that Bethesda should be studying.
Because when Elder Scrolls 6 finally drops, if it drops, they better hope it's even
half as good as what a 50-person indie team from Poland just built. And I'm gonna show
you exactly why. This is Tainted Grail, the Fall of Avalon, the first person open world
RPG set in a dark, Arthurian world, not the noble knights and round table boat.
By the way, just real quick.
beat the entire game in the DLC. I played this. It's he's right. It's a great game. It's an
amazing game.
The other one, Lakes of Blood, a decaying Camelot picked apart by plague and Arthur's ghost, bitter
and self aware, watching you clean up the mess he left behind. It was built by Questline
studio, a subsidiary of Awaken Realms, a Polish game publisher. And that background actually
matters because board games live or die on meaningful choices. Every decision has to count
from the start. That philosophy came with them and they made this the game launched into early
access in 2023 and spent two years actually listening to player feedback, which already
puts the miles ahead of Bethesda, who prefer the ignorance is bliss route and it hit.
I don't think people should look at Skyrim. I think they should look at Starfield,
Because Skyrim came out over like what was it? It came out 15 years ago now, right?
Now Starfield, I think it came out November 2011. And Starfield is their new game. So you should look
at what happened with Starfield and then base Elder Scrolls off of Starfield.
Release in May last year. Since then they've shipped constant major updates. Patch 1.1 added
new game plus, transmog, new dungeons, patch 1.2 which dropped last week, overhauled the entire
third act with new locations, quests, enemies and layout changes, a free DLC coming end of March
this year too. And they just recently dropped Sanctuary of Saras, their first full expansion,
15 hours of content, 20 plus dungeons, 100 new equipment pieces, three entirely new skill
trees. This isn't just a studio building an RPG, this is a studio listening to the players
committed to making the best RPG they possibly can. Not bad for a once game.
So what makes this game very good is that it's not a 200 hour game, but it's a very controlled,
well designed experience that you can play in a lot of different ways. Like you can play a melee
build, you can play a summoner build, where you have different minions that do things for you,
you can play a caster build, you can play a bow build, you can play a, what is it,
a dagger assassin a build like I think that the best thing about
Tainted Grail is its build variety. I think that's the best thing about the game like for me my character
I have like a I use like the big two-handed mace that you get the beginning of the game
I just upgraded a million times. It's so good and it can proc with like an explosion
It's a Thor's hammer and then I summon a bunch of guys that tank everything for me and I just hit them
And like I've beaten every boss like effortlessly like it's been so fucking easy
And I also like magic skills that I can use to and then you can empower your summons
It's a really really good game and the build variety with it is great
The BA we all missed the times where RPG is actually trust me
I think yes, we could go anywhere trying a thing break everything and the game
No endless quest markers holding your hand. No obvious correct
I actually I mean I think this game is a very guided experience like there are things that happen and you discover
spontaneously. But the game, it's not like Crimson Desert where it's like pretty much unguided
entirely. Like the majority of things in this game, like it tells you what to do. And everything
is also fully voice acted as well. And I think that one thing that this game has is that especially
in the first, I think the first zone is like, by far the best zone, it's like not even remotely
close. It's like just it, the first zone in Tana Grail was like a fucking like 10 out of 10
RPG zone and overall it has a certain grit to it that I think that you don't get
with modern games as much nowadays you don't get it it's great choices that
freedom has been disappearing in front of our eyes but Tainted Grail is
absolutely dripping in it in a way that we haven't really seen in the fantasy
RPG since Morrowind you want to get better at swords use a sword better
at magic cast spells over 20 skill trees no defined classes no prescribed
path the game actively encourages you to build something weird an alchemist
berserker mystical blacksmith mage something completely broken that
probably shouldn't work but does exactly what I have exactly what I fucking
have and if you want to turn your enemies into cheese yes that's a natural
thing the game will let you do that too with a certain spell because it has
there's a thing you can channel a cheese beam onto something and depending on how
long and how powerful you are and how powerful the monster is, you can literally turn it into
a piece of cheese.
That's that older feral RPG instinct where mechanics are allowed to just be funny and
stupid.
Tons of side quests, a massive world to explore, strange characters to meet.
The game doesn't just give you the correct answer because there isn't one.
The choice is always yours to make.
And the consequences of those decisions stick with you.
Join one faction, lose access to another, forever.
your arm in a frog's mouth and lose it permanently. I'm serious. What you choose not to do matters
just as much as what you do. That's the philosophy of the entire game. And if all of that sounds
familiar, it should, because that's exactly what Elder Scrolls used to be.
That's what the game is. It's what games in general used to be. And I think that after
a while they stopped really 6 out of 10 on IGN by the way? Tainted grit? No way. No way.
This is pathetic. This is genuinely fucking pathetic. And also, again, tainted grail does
not follow modern audience, you know, thinking at all. Click more reviews. I don't know.
Give me actually one second and something.
Excuse me.
All right.
Anyway, to be fair, when it came out
it had game breaking bugs, a lot of it, but still.
I mean, I think that the first maybe five hours of the game
are kind of rough because you don't really
have your build made.
But other than that, it's such a good game.
And like once you're cooking in this game, oh my God.
Like I played it on hard mode.
It's a joke.
Like the game is so fucking easy.
It's insane.
Like honestly, that would be like one of my only criticisms
of it is that it's too easy.
It's too easy.
Like I own even difficulty.
There's nothing hard in the game.
If you're struggling at anything in the game,
you're garbage.
You're garbage, you suck.
So since like Crimson Desert,
Yeah, it kind of does actually unlike Starfield which had zero bugs at all. Yes. Starfield had so many bugs
No, I a six from IGN bro
I feel like every game. It's a six is actually a fucking nine right like I would rate Tana Grail a nine. I
Would give it like an eight and a half to a nine
Probably closer to a nine. I
Actually think that DLC wasn't at the same quality as the main story the DLC was decent
But I thought the main story was better personally
Or Bethesda decided it was too complicated for you.
So calling Tainted Grail and Elder Scrolls wannabe is bordering on an insult.
It says that Tainted Grail is chasing something.
It's patronizing its diminutive and it's intentionally trying to downplay its success.
To imitate playing catch up.
That's exactly what it's sitting at on Steam.
Wait, really?
Let me see here.
What does it say?
4.5.
Damn.
See, like, I don't need to, this is the reason why I make up statistics, is because they
just turn out to be right.
The Elder Scrolls abandoned all of this depth over 20 years ago.
The Elder Scrolls 3 Morrowind had proper attributes, stats that actually changed how your character
moved through the world.
Skill progression was tied to how much you used them, genuine choice, complexity, the rewarded
experimentation, quests you could actually fail at, NPCs you-
There's a transcendent player experience that you go through whenever you play an old
RPG.
And one of the big reasons why is because so many of them are so fucking punishing
HOLY SHIT!
Like, you do one thing wrong and you're fucking dead.
And now your character's disabled for the rest of your playthrough? Wait, what?
They're so unforgiving.
It's insane!
To kill and break entire storylines, factions that worked with each other and actually meant
it and you had to pick a side.
And then came Skyrim, a tribute scorn, skill tree simplified and somewhere along the way
you can be the Archmage of the College of Winterhold without casting a single spell.
You can lead the companions and the Thieves Guild and the Dark Brotherhood simultaneously.
You can't fail most quests because they gain quietly make sure that you can't.
Half the NPCs are flagged as essentials so you literally cannot kill them even
if you try.
The Skyrim is a brilliant game. The world building is amazing. It's massive.
I mean, it's a game made for a large audience, right?
It's made... I mean, that's the thing is like...
The deep cut games, the PoE2s, the Tainted Grails, the Wuthering Waves
is never going to be as popular as Genshin Impact,
because it's a deeper cut, higher complexity, much higher difficulty,
and it's a gamer's game.
I don't think there's anything wrong with it because on yeah, because all because on is never gonna be as popular as El Doran
Cuz it's just too hard
It's way too hard like you're never gonna have nine souls compete with Hollow Knight
It's just way harder
That's it. Yeah, I've never played Skyrim never
I mean made a trade off removed all the depth for accessibility the consequences for comfort and Bethesda has been making those
same trade-offs in every game since. Strip out the complexity, dismiss any complaints,
acknowledge it didn't work years down the line, but then just do it all over again in
Starfield. A million people... Starfield was horrible. It was a profoundly bad game. It
was like impressively bad. It was like, wow. And y'all were able to make $300 million
disappear? That's crazy. Just bought Tainted Grail. David Blaine, from real depth and choice,
didn't disappear. He just waited for a studio who was actually paying attention. We're in
a time now where Bethesda are being left behind. It's just whenever I go back and
I watch this game. You know what this looks like? This looks like, uh, hey guys, I
AI generated this video game with grok and then everybody in the comments saying this is soulless slop
Nobody's gonna buy AI games AI games are not the future. You're a fucking idiot like oh you're you're in India
Like everything bro
And left behind they spend the last decade chasing ideas
Nobody asked for fallout 76 starfields procedurally generated soulless emptiness red falls catastrophic
Astrophic failure smoothing off every rough edge of their games until there was nothing interesting left to hold on to and while this was
Happening independent and double-a studios were quietly doing the opposite giving us what we actually and and by the way
There is a chance that tainted grail was the first draft and I think it's called fate bringer will be the final draft
Because that game is it looks like this
But with RTX turned on
Insane quality. Ridiculous fucking quality.
On-tip, Larrion spent years making Baldur's Gate 3 a deep complex consequence-driven RPG
where your choices actually matter, where you can break quests, kill important characters,
fail spectacularly and the world responds. It's now sold over 20 million copies.
One game of the year, nobody saw it coming, least of all the publishers and studios like Bethesda
who'd spent years. Another really big component to this is that the replayability.
Like, I mean, there's no way Chance hasn't played at least a thousand hours of Baldur's Gate 3, right?
I mean, there's a lot of people, I assume, that have probably played over a thousand hours of Baldur's
Gate 3. And the reason why is because it has that replayability. And that replayability is
achieved by meaningful choices that lock you out of other choices. Because it's like, well,
What would it be like if I went back and I did this? What would happen if I just killed everybody that I met?
What would happen if X Y or Z right and so that's really the way I think it to think about and and also and you see that that
Elden rings the same way. It's the exact same way
fingers complex RPGs weren't viable and then Warhorse studio shipped Kingdom come deliverance to a massive dense
historically accurate RPG that doesn't hold your hand doesn't protect you from
failure and expects you to actually engage with its systems another massive hit
now questline 50 people built tainted grail an RPG with more genuine depth
and consequence than anything Bethesda has released this decade the appetite
for complex choice driven RPGs never disappeared Bethesda just decided those
players didn't really matter anymore so those players found studios who thought
they did. And now here we are, the one of the Elder Scrolls quietly doing everything Bethesda
forgot how to. So if you've been waiting for the kind of fantasy-
And also, like, if you want to talk about, like, this tree, for example, so the way this tree
works is that you, this is like, this is the DLC tree. And whenever you get a point in this
tree, you can swap in real time in-game between the Warrior Tree, the Rogue Tree,
and the castor tree. So like it's a key bind. And so you can level up each tree independently.
So like if you get five points, you can put five points in this, five points in this,
five points in this, and you can swap them around all the time. And so, because there's
another component to this where some developers, they try to, they try to design a game.
And they think that making a game old school means that a meaningful choice means
means making respect and annoying. A meaningful choice means meaning that you can't use certain
weapons if you pick a certain talent tree. That's not a meaningful choice. That's just
annoying. And I think that whenever you punish players in that way for making choices, what
happens is that, and this is very simple psychology behavior, when you punish players
substantially, players try much harder to avoid being punished. And they look it
up. And with this game, that's not the case. Respect is what everybody wants. Yes. But like again,
but the choices that you do make in the game are choices that are storyline decisions. They're
like, well, do you want to save or, you know, like destroy this kingdom? Or do you want to,
you know, kill or not kill this guy or whatever? Or like, you want to help this guy or not?
I mean, like, basically the story, I don't want to give away or spoil it too much, right?
But there are very, very consequential decisions that you have to make. And those are the
consequential decisions people want to make. They don't want to have to make
consequential decisions in their talentaries. And this is an understanding
of the RPG mentality that respects the player while simultaneously giving
people what they want. I think that's a good thing.
Scrolls quietly doing everything Bethesda forgot how to. So if you've been
waiting for the kind of fantasy RPG that actually trusts you, that gives you
real choices, real consequences, real freedom to experiment and break things,
This is it. This isn't an Elder Scrolls wannabe. It never was. It's the game that revived a philosophy Bethesda spent 15 years quietly abandoning.
And when Elder Scrolls 6 finally arrives, when it's edgy too, the game's edgy too. It's really good.
That is, the bar has been set. The wannabe label got it completely backwards. Tainted Grail isn't trying to be Elder Scrolls.
Elder Scrolls should be trying to be this.
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It really does help me out massively. Thanks again. I'll see you in the next one. I mean, it's totally fucking right
I mean, I agree with everything that he's saying in this video and I'm a huge fucking fan of this, right?
I love this. This is so good. The combat's amazing. Yeah, exactly. Elder Scrolls 6 is gonna be disappointing
I am also a believer that Elder Scrolls is going to be a bit of a piece of shit
I think it will be right like I mean I could be wrong about this
I could be, but I do really think that it's probably gonna suck and
I I mean, I hope I'm wrong, but I mean their most recent game is Starfield and Starfield sucked
So I think Elder Scrolls is gonna suck too. But that's really the way that I feel about it. I
Could be wrong, but you know, hopefully I hopefully I won't be I don't know watch a show on a video
I'm not gonna watch it right now and you do you type this like what two or three times
I think you've typed it multiple times and
and uh... no just two times
and uh... yeah okay that's enough
and after the track record we all know it'll fail yeah i think it probably will
i mean i could be wrong as i said but uh... you know what the waitancy
anyway uh... let me go and i'll uh... i'll make that to you guys
and i will look at the back and watch this one too
uh... i'll take a look at it
i will watch this one
get to
and after this we're gonna play that game
something
i really have to say
like after playing crimson desert like now i played it like a number of hours
like a multiple multiple multiple hours
what game you're gonna find out
and uh... i really think that it's like impressively good
is very very good like there are there are some very very rough edges in the
game
but those rough edges are
like structural problems
like for example like colors and stuff like that
overall like the game has improved tremendously as as it's it's continued
how do i talk about this one
crimson desert has to be the best worst game that i have ever played
it is all that for me
utterly magnificent yet a complete train wreck at the exact same time yes
i have multiple times
yelled out in frustration i i was done with this is the misadvent this
garbage except for all my controller down only then to go and play it for
the rest of the night i guess hate this game
and i absolutely love it
i thought that marathon was going to be polarizing yet this is the most
controversial game that we have seen in years
i think that the controversy has kind of gone away
i think that ever since they did a couple of patches and they've to you
know that they fixed up some of the liquidal bugs and shit like the
controls i think that a lot of the controversy has receded
for the first time
everybody's divided over it and it has nothing to do with social politics or
or monetization or anything other than the gameplay.
It just comes down to a relatively good game
that you have to walk through barbed wire, broken glass,
and razor blades to be able to enjoy it.
Some people are gonna walk that path,
others are gonna wanna have nothing to do with it.
Both are completely valid.
I think that the only problem that I really have
is that that barbed wire and everything
that you have to walk through is not intentional.
Things like the menus being confusing,
things like inventory space being a problem things like uh... the gamma
correction whenever you're seeing a light on the screen
blinding everything else like that's
the those are those are that's unintended difficulty right they didn't try to make
the game that way
the game just turned out that way
this game is the actual game played both elevated by in a victim of its own
ambition this game just does so much
and whether it's this game's controls and combat or its narrative or
or whatever it might be, these developers tried to make an everything game and in that
they made something so incredibly flawed and in an industry that is so afraid of risk,
I have to respect that.
I really do.
So today I want to talk about my experience with Crimson Desert.
I want to talk about how polarized this game has been for the gaming community and I
also want to talk about how for all of its flaws, I dare anybody to try to do
better. So I'm going to start off by saying this, Crimson Desert is almost exactly what
I expected it to be. And that's probably why I'm a little bit more forgiving when it comes
to this game, at least compared to most people. For well over a year, every single time they
showed off this game, it just kept getting bigger, more mechanics, more systems, more
characters, more everything. And every time I saw that, I kept thinking the same thing.
There's going to be a cost for this. Because whenever a game tries to do this much,
something always ends up giving. And it's usually the same two things. It's controls
and writing so going in I was already expecting this game to have rough
controls and generally generic story telling that wasn't really a surprise
to me the only question was I don't know why Korean devs can't write good
stories I don't know how bad it's going to be and more importantly whether or
not this actually sinks the game and honestly those two concerns got answered
pretty quickly yeah now before this game launched and honestly this is where
a lot of the drama started there was a very clear split between the people
that we're talking about it. You had content creators who had experienced the game in previews
that were being mostly positive, leaning towards what the game does well and kind of brushing
past some of the rough edges. While journalists went completely in the opposite direction
hammering their frustrations and downplaying the highs. And the review numbers reflect that
split in a weird way on Medi-
Do you guys notice something about these two different things? That all the people
that had played it for 50 to 100 hours like that, and the reviewers that have played it
for 12 hours don't.
I think that's really what happened is that like a lot of these people like this is I
don't even know if they played it for 12 hours to be honest like I don't even believe that.
I think what happened is that the reviewers didn't like the game because the game is
extremely complex and to be fair before before they did the patch it was convoluted
and it was really hard to understand what the fuck to do in the game.
It was a big problem and it was so much of a problem that they fixed it.
But besides that, as soon as you understand what to do
and you get and you're able to like, okay, this is this system,
I have to intuit it this way, I have to approach it from this direction,
then you're able to do it. But I think the reason why you had a lot of
these reviewers that said it was bad is because they didn't put in a
requisite time to understand the game.
that's fundamentally what it was. Critic. And that's why the difference is there between players.
Three of them came from major outlets while about 30% of those reviews mostly from those same
outlets dragged that score below an 80. What do you think the probability is that these reviewers
didn't play the game even nearly as long as the YouTubers? I think it's guaranteed. I thought
this was just going to be another black myth or a stellar blade situation where critics
and players are just living in completely different realities, but after digging into
it, that's not actually what's happening here.
This game is just genuinely divisive across the board, but just not for the same reasons.
Because, well, the things that people agree on are actually pretty consistent exploration
and combat.
Most people really love that stuff, but where it breaks down is actual priorities.
A lot of the critics are focused on the storytelling and writing or their frustrations
for the review process itself.
IGN is-
Sorry, but like, the storytelling, if you are playing a game like this and you care about
the storytelling, just go watch porn for the plot.
Just go read Playboy for the articles.
Just stop it.
A really good example of this.
They saw a noticeable chunk of their coverage just talking about their experiences with
Pearl Abyss rather than actually sticking to the game.
Players on the other hand don't seem to really care about any of that.
are just locked into the moment to moment stuff. The controls, the menus, the inventory,
the itemization, the things that you're actually dealing with while you're playing the game
every single second.
Well, this is, and that exactly is the massive disconnect between developers, players, and
reviewers. Is that reviewers are telling developers that players care about like
plot lines and they care about these like meta level artistic things, but players
play video games to play the video game. Playability and gameplay matter the most. And that's the
one thing that like the priority system that these reviewers have is very clearly lacking.
They're not able to appropriately and accurately gauge gameplay on the importance that I think
average players put it at. The story is not as important as the gameplay. It's not even remotely
close.
It's in priorities based on a lot of sense.
Critics will happily throw away a game that has weak writing while players are more than
happy to scrape by if it's a good adventure.
And how do you know that?
Because people play Genshin Impact, Wuthering Waves, Ark Knights in Field, Honkai Star
Rail, and what's the other one?
Zinless Zone Zero.
All of those storylines are some parts of it are good.
Most of it sucks that I think is very clearly reflected in how this game actually sold.
Because despite how split this conversation was, this game still showed up and lost to
around 240,000 concurrent players.
And even with people complaining all over the place, it's still playing.
Let me pull it up because we didn't know if it was going to hit a new peak.
Let's let's find out if it's going to hit a new peak.
up
Damn
Damn bro went up on sunday it almost it almost hit a new peak today
200 and like a quarter a million people playing a week after release a single player game
That's a success
That is a success right there. I'm sorry
the weekend pushing closer to 250,000 concurrent players and selling over two million copies
in its first three or four hours.
It also launched to mixed reviews on Steam, which really wasn't all that surprising, but
once people sat with it for a little bit longer, that score started to creep up.
Now it's sitting at mostly positive, around 80%.
And I don't really think that's where it's going to stop.
Pretty soon after launch Pearlbis had already responded.
They acknowledged a lot of the issues.
They said they're going to address some of the control problems.
They also followed it up with a pretty big update, tightening a few things up, fixing
a bunch of inventory problems, not all of them, at least not yet, and even some small
stuff like making Sprint work on a single tap instead of having to mash the button like
an idiot.
Now, while this all sounds minor for a game like this, that friction adds up fast.
And, oh boy, is there a lot of friction here.
I did not get a review copy for this game.
I was not a part of any previews.
I have been playing it at the same time as everybody else, and honestly, that is
probably for the best, because if I had early access, I might have committed
some international crimes against humanity against whoever designed this control scheme
the UI and the inventory system this game feels like you're trying to eat a hundred
dollar steak with a spoon like you're staying
wow what a fucking analogy trying to eat a one hundred dollar steak with a spoon
holy shit
That is dude. That is fucking perfect. Oh my god
We had a luxury hotel where it's only cold water and the lights burn on only if you perfectly clap the guitar solo for through the fire
In flames, it's like being on a perfect date with an absolute bitch. It feels like a great game
Yeah
Game that does not want you to actually get that right
You've got a stamina system in combat that you can't even see the mini map is shoved into the bottom left hand corner
completely out of your natural sideline so it's basically useless unless you stop and stare at it
the menus have menus you are constantly digging through layers and layers just to find basic
information i am looking up guides for things that shouldn't even need guides like camp expeditions
i had to look up a guide for how to use and eat food on on the girl damien whatever the fucker
name is uh because i i couldn't keep buying the food and i looked up a guide and nobody
else knew how to do it either so I just kept pressing escape whenever I was in
this fight with this guy I kept pressing escape and going into the menu and then
eating food.
Game just keeps throwing systems at you and they just doesn't explain it at all.
There are mechanics that you're supposed to use that the game never even tells
you that exists. No. Jump Force Palm is used puzzle after puzzle and the game
just never mentions it. I remember I was spending 30 minutes on one of the
world puzzles thinking that I was doing something wrong a voice on the wind
kept saying our connection isn't strong enough which means nothing to me without
any context only for me to find out later that you can't even do certain
puzzles until you progress further in the story this game has no feedback yeah
exactly the feedback is the issue if the game had better feedback I don't
think any of these problems would exist on what you were doing wrong and
right yeah also whoever made the spellcasters that fly around while
You're fighting 50 enemies on the ground spamming shadow bolts at you like they're basil juice for monster hunter needs to be drawn in quartered
I
Love it hate you and then there's the controls. Oh, yes
They're so bad. They are the worst. I
God the controls I switched a controller because playing on mouse and keyboard
I felt like I was learning how to play piano from scratch and it's not any better every single button is
is contextual. Everything to overlap. You want to throw out your hook? Well now you're crouching.
You want to slide? Now you're throwing out your hook. You want to try to lock on?
Yeah. Now you're blinding somebody with a lantern. You want to parry? Cool. You need to stop locking
on to the enemy that you're trying to parry because the lock on is on the parry button.
It's insane. I've never seen anything like this before. It's like I got to the point
where I was genuinely started to question myself like, okay, do I need to take an IQ test?
Am I missing something obvious here? Am I just see I thought I was retarded too until I went and I watched other people
And they were even more retarded or than I was
Or does this game just not want to be played and that's the part that makes this also frustrating because that underneath all of that
The reason this game is the way that it is is because there is a
Ridiculous amount of game here like an overwhelming amount and the only reason that people are willing to sit through and fight through all this friction is
is because of what's on the other side as we have nothing else to play
before this i was playing weathering waves i was back
i was back into my old ways
i got a math completely leveled out for it
uh... and i miss i miss completely leveled up
i did her entire quest line is beautiful is amazing quest line
and i i i was i was clearing out the map and then this game came out and i
Drop that shit like a rock. I did I dropped it like a fucking rock. I'm back to playing this
I'll be honest after just a couple of hours. I was already done
I was ready to drop it, but I locked in even I can't push you forward
That's what I started to notice that's different every stretch of frustration
I would get these flashes of brilliance at first it was the story it felt flat generic honestly
It is still hot ass and may as well not even be there
But the more time that I spent with it the more I kind of like just being this nobody and just some John
Every man it started to feel like I was at the beginning of some D&D campaign. I was level. I like that too like I mean I
Think that there's a lot of MMOs that treat you like you're the hero of the universe
And I don't think it's the problem. It's not you can do that, right? I mean found fancy if 14 does that right but
Like my my idea like I don't like the fact that you play a character that's named
If it was up to me, I would have shifted the way the story was told, and I would have made it like you're a new recruit into this group, rather than you're the leader of the group.
One, I had no clue what was going on, helping the farmer find his college, picking up random
people along the way, dragging them out of bars, scraping them off the streets, bailing
them out of jail, and somewhere in there my priority started to shit.
It's not just about taking this clean narrative, this structured narrative that's used to,
and it just started to be about a journey.
It's existing in this world, moving from situation to the next, and man, there
is an adventure to be had here.
The game is stunning.
The engine is like black magic, the performance, the lighting, the color, the draw distance.
You're looking at mountains, clouds, entire towns on the horizon and you know that you
can just point your camera and you just go there.
No walls, no limits, just go.
And yes, I know that the menus in this game and the systems in this game are overwhelming
but that's also why the world ends up feeling endless.
There's always something pulling at you.
I've mostly just been sticking to the campaign just to unlock things but it
still feels like I'm barely scratching at the surface of this game.
Strongholds to clear crew members you can set out on jobs you can rob a bank cook cut trees hunt mine build your base mini games puzzles
Tournaments hidden bosses dungeons. You're never sitting around wondering what to do next
I think the best way I can describe this game is that it's a toolbox game
Not just because the game still needs a lot of work
But also like for example like I'll give you another example for me is that like so I've been trying to get the
like the spell effect things. So you have to go into this tower, you have to climb all
the way up to the top of the tower, destroy the basement of the tower, fight this most
annoying fucking boss ever. It's a terrible fucking boss. And then you get teleported
up into the fucking into the sky lane into the sky, the sky zone. And then you have
to do like five different puzzles. Then you have to glide all the way across a massive
area in the abyss that if you fuck it up or you don't have stamina, you fall
down and die like it's absolutely fucking insane man. It's so good because there
is just a ton of stuff that I haven't even touched yet. There are whole systems
that I barely interacted with. Other characters that I haven't used and I'm
still trying to figure out what my version of this game even looks like
because it's not asking you to use everything it's just asking you to
figure out how you want to play. If you hate puzzles well you can go earn
skill points through combat or just by engaging with the world. You don't want to gather resources or anything like that.
Well, you can just loot enemies take on bounties rob people rob houses or just buy whatever you need
You don't want a hunter cook go ahead and buy all that too
Yep
Can't get a handle on the controls use the environment kite enemies heal through all the fights or so I just do what I do and give a
Stone Cold stunner to anything that moves all in all while crimson desert is
Undeniably and frustratingly a deeply very deeply flawed game that is going to take time to improve and likely some of this
You know what this game reminded me a lot of so like I'm looking at this boss, right?
You have to do like that the green punch to like stun him
It reminded me a lot of Demon Souls where it was very experimental
They tried a lot of things
A lot of things didn't work
But some things did
Is never going to improve because it's foundational those flaws are a consequence of offering everything and more to the player
And the way you could do that
I didn't know you could do that.
More than I played this game, the more I start falling in love, and while I might have to
eat this steak with a spoon, I'm definitely not complaining about how it tastes.
I hate to say this because this is the worst thing that you could possibly say and it
ultimately does not make a game worth buying, but it does get better the longer that
you play it.
For me, and I know I did for a lot of other people, I started off hating the game and then
hating the game even more and then I started enjoying it.
So then I'm not really sure if it's Stockholm syndrome, but then after a while of still being
completely frustrated, frequently, I started to love the game.
And I think that it is deeply flawed and still needs a lot of work.
I still find it to be utterly brilliant and it's going to get at least 100 hours
out of me.
At least.
I feel like this game has a lot of deep reverence for past games, especially when
when it comes to western games you can see the flashes of the witcher elder
scrolls dragon age
a little red-dead redemption
and all i've seen a lot of critics have been bashing the game for it look at
them copying off of these other games and not even getting it look at them
copying some of the greatest games ever made
they're so stupid
imagine wanting to make your game like some of the best games that were
ever made
they're so stupid
they don't know what they're doing it was me making a video game would be
so much better be so unique
so unique so a vaunt guard
right and it reminds me a lot of stella for that
we're shift up was getting a lot of criticism for ripping off of near
automata
but i don't think that these guys have been getting very far from where their
goal is
there
they're pretty wild the guy from near-automata set store blade was great
you like that a lot
like it is a these people there in the trenches for generals that don't even
that aren't even a war
Like, what do you mean?
Like, they probably like the game.
They're probably flattered.
Close, man.
And in some cases, they're also exceeding
what people's expectations would be
for some of these games.
And it's very obvious that it's coming
from a place of respect rather than
just being a cheap imitation.
Otherwise, these games wouldn't be as deep as they are
or as thoughtful or as fun as they are,
at least when they're allowed to be.
You know, at one point I came to the realization
that this was the dream game that I had when I was a kid.
The naive dream game that I had when I was a kid.
It reminds me when I used to talk to my buddy.
Well, what if you could ride a dragon?
Are you okay?
What if you could cast a spell, okay?
What if you could, what about like a jet pack, okay?
What about you buy a house, okay?
Yeah, true.
Also wanted to be in game development when we were kids.
We would write down all these ideas
how we wanted everything from all of our favorite games and, you know, that's not realistic.
No, that's not how games work out. That's why you end up getting scope creep. This game
is a victim of that. It's a victim of that dream. It's a victim of that ambition of wanting
to make a game that does far too much than it probably should do. But in this case,
I actually feel like the benefits outweigh the cost. The reason I think like the
The game that I would compare Crimson Desert to the most is Warwindsmeat.
They are both maximalist games that have a completely...
On...
Do you really need two card games?
You need two card games in the same video game?
Who the fuck asked for this?
Warwindsmeat has that.
And you know what the worst thing is?
They added a third one.
They added another one.
This game is the way that it is, is because these guys dared to dream.
Well, there's four now.
They did something that they otherwise shouldn't have.
And to achieve that, they had to basically ignore every single industry best practice.
And I think more games should do the same.
So earlier I mentioned how just a few hours in, I was already ready to put down the
game, but I never fully explained why.
Yes, this game does look incredible.
Yes, the combat is fun and there's a ton of stuff to do, but that's not actually
what stopped me.
was me catching myself in the middle of an internal dialogue being a complete hypocrite.
Because while I was playing, I kept thinking to myself over and over, this might be the
most inaccessible game I have ever played.
It's like it's unlearned every modern gaming convention when it comes to controls, navigation,
UI design, gameplay, basic usability.
All this stuff has already been fixed by other developers.
And then I even caught myself agreeing with IGN's reviewer.
Yes, I know, disgusting.
But he was talking about the exact same thing, and then it hit me, wait a minute.
i just made a video not that long the controls were bad i mean that they were
bad they fixed it that it was so bad they did an instant hotfix patch and
apologize
like i don't i don't think there's anybody
that should be making excuses for that
it was obviously garbage because if it wasn't garbage they wouldn't have
fixed it immediately and apologized
it was trash
but the thing is
that they fixed it
go complaining about how this industry has gone way too far with accessibility and how
every single game is not supposed to be made for everyone.
So how am I going to sit here and start complaining about accessibility when this game's lack
of it is the exact reason why it can offer so much.
Now I want to be clear that it does not mean this game gets a free pass.
There are a ton of obvious fixes here and to their credit, they've already been
concerned with them.
But some other ones that could maybe make down the road and stuff like gathering,
that would be kind of nice if that was streamlined into a single prompt or maybe a dedicated mode
or something like that, something where you could just automatically use it instead of
forcing tools every single time you need to do something.
Those are solvable problems, but where it all started to fall apart for me was when
I tried to apply that same logic to the rest of the game, especially when it comes
to this game's controls and abilities.
Because the more that I thought about it, the more that I realized what I was actually
asking for, I was asking for this game to behave like every other game, to put
There are some games, there are some things in video games that should behave like every other game.
Like for example, like getting animation locked between like...
So like if you pick up and you read a recipe, and then you exit out of that recipe, and then you go to read another recipe,
you have to wait for the recipe, the animation from putting the first recipe in your pocket,
in order to open up the second recipe. Like that's garbage.
It is it's garbage like and there are some things that it's a standard for a reason
But overwhelmingly that is purely in terms of like that is non gameplay
Like gameplay. I think almost anything goes
This isn't even gameplay. That's like menu management and like UI functionality
abilities onto a wheel so I could
it's a basic control push whatever input that I need and use whatever I need in
the moment
reduce everything down to just one action clean predictable and easy to read
yeah and then I stopped myself because what if I don't want that
what if I want to hook somebody with the hook and immediately followed up
with nature's grasp and rip a tree out of the ground and swing it in
to somebody in mid-fight what if I want to grapple a wall and hit them
with the palm strike
Why am I sitting here trying to force this game into a system that limits its own expression, lowers its skill ceiling,
and cuts down the number of options for both me and the developer?
Yeah.
We have been conditioned to expect a certain level of simplicity, a certain structure, clean inputs, limited bindings, predictable outcomes,
basically the same controls that we see for every single game.
And honestly, I am not saying that Crimson Desert nailed this.
Their controls are an absolute mess, especially on mouse and keyboard, where half the problem's soon to have been work unless you're using a controller.
But at the same time, this game is trying to cram everything onto a keyboard, everything
onto a controller, and it's letting you do way more than you probably should be able
to do.
There are a lot of overlap interactions that they could probably streamline and combine,
and it would just simply make the game better, and it wouldn't sacrifice any real complexity,
and it would just be an improvement.
And I think that over time, you will see them do that.
Because they probably like, this is a huge game world that they've invested a lot
of money into.
i think that they're going to get already talking about doing multiplayer
for the game
they're probably gonna make d l c for the game
they're probably gonna uh... would be in the this is like
they built the foundation for this
they're gonna capitalize on it
and in the process of that i think you are going to see consolidation of
features and functions
in a way that makes them more readable and legible for the average
person i think that's what's gonna happen
exactly what's given this game so much freedom to get this far
I've criticized this before, especially when it comes to Eastern games, where their controls
can definitely get a bit on the wild side, but honestly, I think that it's time to respect
that kind of experimentation instead of constantly praising an industry that has become terrified
of it.
An industry that, let's be real, probably would have never let a game like this ever
see the light of day.
Because this is what happens when you have a game that gets out of control.
This is what happens when scope creep wins.
This is why menus get convoluted, why systems go unexplained, why all that foundational
support that players are used to just isn't there.
You might never really thought about this until right now, but the thing that people
wanted Ashes of Creation to be is kind of what Crimson Desert is.
It's a maximalist large scale open in the game where if you want to you can.
Not saying this is a good thing.
That work still needs to be done, but I'd rather take something risky and janky over
playing the same thing over and over again.
developers just kept adding more more systems more mechanics more ideas it
felt like they couldn't even stop I even saw a pose from one of their supposed
developers was talking about the exact same thing saying that they just kept
putting more stuff into the game even when it didn't make sense and usually
games like that do not survive they get cut down streamlined watered down or
just completely canceled this one didn't and yes that does mean we get a
messy game it means we get a frustrating game sometimes it can an
absolute straight-up piece of shit and in some cases this game actually is
that as well. These are the kind of flaws that we just don't see anymore. These normal
video game flaws that we use to have all the time because games like this never get a chance
to exist in the first place. And honestly, I have to respect that they let this game
get this far. I have talked about this a few times, but a lot of games now, they
all just look the same and play the same and feel the same. And that's not because
these developers just suddenly forgot how to make a video game. It's because they're
just not allowed to do this. They're not allowed to do this.
Just like a standard, there's an industry standard for everything and an industry standard
for something for everything inside of a creative industry is a huge problem.
Systems overlapped like this, they're not allowed to let players struggle.
They are not allowed to ship something that feels messy, even when that messy part is
the reason why everything was made possible.
Everything has to be clean.
Everything has to be readable.
Everything has to be for everybody.
Everything has to make sense immediately.
And in doing that, you lose this because most games aren't trying to give us freedom.
just trying to guide us through an experience. This game does not guide you.
Honestly, this game probably has no idea what it's actually doing, even though
people are trying their way to enjoy it, and it's just throwing you into an
experience and having you figure it out. And yes, sometimes that's gonna suck.
Sometimes that is gonna be frustrating as hell, but when it works, man, it
feels like you actually did something with your time instead of just
following instructions. And I think I honestly think that if they clean
up, like there's basically one thing about this that is the the internal
game logic for this game is inconsistent. And I think that's one of the biggest things
that if they fix that, I think this game could be a generational game. It could be a phenomenal
game. But if you just, if you dial down the, you know, like the confusing stuff, I think
that it really could be amazing. Can they fix that? I think they can. They already
to be honest, they are.
And I'll be right back, give me a second.
Okay, I'm back, excuse me, I almost fell down up the stairs.
That's why this game feels so extreme to so many people because players are just not used
to this anymore.
We just don't get games like this anymore.
We're used to games explaining themselves, smoothing out everything before anybody
ever even notices, shrinking themselves down so that when a game like this shows up
that's messy, unclear, and overloaded, well, it's going to feel broken.
And sometimes it is, and definitely in this case, this game definitely is broken.
But sometimes, I think this game is just asking for more than people are used to giving.
This isn't a game that you're going to play casually.
This is a game that you're going to have to meet halfway.
You are going to have to deal with the frustration.
You're going to have to deal with the issues.
You're going to have to deal with the language.
And you're going to have to figure out what they're trying to do.
And a lot of people are not going to be down for that.
And that is completely fine.
But for the people that do, that's where those flashes come from.
And that's what's going to keep you playing even when you're pissed off
Some people coming back to that's another absolutely going to hate this game
And some people are gonna think it's the greatest thing that they've ever seen and whether you think this game is garbage
Or whether you think this game is the second coming
Honestly, I think that you both are right for the same reasons
Oh my god, we got the new elder Scrolls. We got Korean Bethesda before GTA 6
This game is flawed. It has a lot of problems. It's very much unfinished. And I think that some of these developers shouldn't even have job. The UI guy, fire him. The person that made the flying enemies, put him in jail.
I don't think firing him is enough. Because like what if you fire him and he gets another job? Well now this is like a repeat offender. I think we need to put him in jail.
in jail.
Definitely fire that guy.
I almost threw my controller through my screen.
Yeah, honestly.
It was the first time I've tried to do that in a long time.
Stopped myself luckily, but for all the flaws this game has, I have to respect that these
guys try to take this game this far.
They took a game that was supposed to be an MMO and turned it into a single-player
game and still put it out there.
Most games would have died on the pirate of that.
Resident Evil 9 was a fantastic game.
I love the Resident Evil series.
I'm a huge fan.
That's actually, yeah, it's probably my favorite series of all time.
And while I love that game, I know how to play that game.
I know everything about that game.
And something that I realized while playing this is that the lack of friction caused from
a failure to experiment, even when something might not work, made me less engaged in
the experience.
Well, yes, oftentimes with Crimson Desert, I'm overcoming their flawed design, their
own problems.
I am problem solving in a way.
I'm engaging with the game in a way.
that I haven't done in years. It actually feels like I'm gaming for the first time in years.
Gaming.
Again, while I am being incredibly forgiving here, far more than I probably should be,
this game definitely needs a lot of fixing, a whole lot of fixing. And if the patchwork that
we've already seen so far is a sign of bigger things to come, then this game is actually going
to be looking pretty good. But while I cannot recommend this game, definitely not.
I would recommend it.
I would recommend it.
After the patch and everything, and it seems like they're going to keep making it better,
yeah, I'd recommend the game.
I think it's a good game.
Good conscience.
If things work out, it could turn to be one of the best open-world RPGs that we've seen
in years.
Here's to hoping.
Anyway, hope you guys enjoyed the video.
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Piwell. Peace. I'm gonna be real. I think Crimson Desert, if they make a couple more patches
to make it good, I think if they ever make a DLC for Crimson Desert with the improvements
to the patches and like the game logic and game functionality. I think that DLC could be the,
I think it probably would be the DLC of the year. Like if it's of anything of the same scale and
quality as the base game. Like I don't think Crimson Desert is going to win Game of the Year.
I just, I don't really see it happening. But I do think that again, it is a phenomenal,
amazing, if you like open world games, like I've played, I mean, here's the thing, right
Guys, I mean you look at Witcher 3. I've played that a lot
Wu Cheng is kind of open world. I played that a lot where wins me
You could say I've played this a little bit too like I play the fuck out of these games tainted grail
Like where's another open-world game? I'm looking around seeing if I can find one. Well, anyway, the point is I really like Neo 3
I beat the entire game. I played the fuck out of that cyberpunk. Why don't you shut the fuck up?
So, Monster Hunter Wilds, 167 hours. I love these games and I think that it's a good game. I do.
Like, and that's a game that to me is highly valued, right? Like, I care a lot about it.
Will you play Content King? I did say I would play that, didn't I? I sure did.
Let me go and set everything up for that because I've heard that this game is apparently very,
very good. It is a stream game and we will see what it's like. I have no idea what to
expect from it, but I've seen like a clip or two, but that's about it. And I'm going to
check real quick. It's the biggest story yesterday. They had Cash Patels. They found this gooning
account. I did see that. I did see it. I'll look through all the Cash Patel stuff
probably tomorrow because yeah, this is apparently, I'll go through that tomorrow.
i'm not ready for that one right now
but uh... i did see that they've had this account knows basically just
pictures of him drinking and doing stuff
and uh...
guess if you're gonna see the game i i didn't really see that i mean again i
don't really know what it's about so
will figure it out
rose high on cocaine exactly is going to have to make sense right i mean
well so what's the surprise there it's normal
and uh... yeah anyway so
this has been a new big game huge game
content king. Let's try it out. I haven't seen this at all. Oh, I guess I'll allow it.
Okay, um, stream settings. Okay, windowed full screen graphics, high anti-aliasing,
I don't care about any of that. Apply, okay, back and controls. Let me see here, key bindings.
Okay, this seems pretty fucking simple, so I'll just- Alright!
Gentlemen!
It is time for us to engage in a game that I have no idea what to expect.
I s-
Okay, let's get started.
Normal difficulty.
What's this?
Uh oh, she's gonna die.
She made it.
The top of the mountain.
But it's a bigger mountain.
This moment is incredible.
But I wish my stream could see it.
This moment is amazing.
But I wish our stream could see it.
This moment is crazy.
But I wish my stream could see it.
We're in Iran!
What if you could capture every moment live on stream
Without having a hand sign, introduce the SkySynapse Live Streaming Drone by me.
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6G router, capable of streaming 4K, 60fps with negative latency with the SkySynapse Live Streaming Drone.
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Wow.
Wow.
Amazing.
Stream Rekin-
Hey!
Wait, what the fuck?
So is that me?
W-what-
What's happening?
Yo!
Uh-oh.
All that shit!
Oh my god.
The next massive shamer that blow up using that could be me. Oh
My god, I better order one right now
Oh shit time to fly into a building
There's me
What man this guy's name is Caden?
Yeah, it's Caden.
Okay.
KYS versus Loki.
Okay.
You're in it.
Wait, wait, you're now live.
Welcome to your life as a streamer.
A dead one currently.
It's your mission to gain viewers and climb the ranks of the streamer world.
Go find some content.
So one out of ten peak viewers, 100 sanity, 100 notoriety until a suspension.
Okay.
okay um all right so wait that is mom okay let me open the door okay what
what does this bitch want what do you want mom why is there a ten thousand
$10,000?
Did you buy a drone?
Uh-oh.
No!
It's for streaming.
I told you-
Mom!
I'm a streamer.
Mom!
Caden, you know I don't understand whenever you talk about the streaming thing.
Have you started your college applications yet?
Yes.
Yes.
Get off my day about it.
Okay, just making sure you don't want to miss the deadline which schools have you applied oops?
Harvard Harvard yeah
And you don't make shit streamers make five times your salary damn bro. Let that bitch know that's quite mean
Cated I ain't caping mom everything we have is because of dad's money
Damn
Damn, bro. He put that bitch down
If you weren't so broke, maybe he would have stayed when I was born.
Jesus, bro!
Caden, Robert, Brentley, this is quite enough. I think you should apologize.
I'll apologize.
I- my bad.
Wait, I lost a viewer.
I'm down to the goose egg.
Your dialogue choices throughout the game concerns reward you with viewers or punish you with a loss that are of choose-
of choose- I didn't know that I tried to be a nice guy!
Is that drone? Recording us too? Turn it off!
Nope, this is my life now. I'mma stream everything.
Damn. They finna make documentaries about me on God.
Fucking beast, bro.
What a gangster! Alright, let's go!
Funda- donate a dollar, do something already.
Talk to mom. Not now, Katie.
I-I'm paying the bills. Yeah, okay bitch. Alright,
What, what we got going on over here?
Uh, right up the perfect post.
Um, where are we?
How's it space?
We about to cook some filet mignon.
I don't know how to spell it.
Tasty, well done.
Wait, that just cooked food?
Oh yeah, bro.
Put that shit in the microwave.
With the pl- wait, there's plastic?
Wait.
Wait a minute.
I thought you were supposed to take that off.
Oh, oh, I got a viewer. Okay. I got it back now. Okay. Maybe it's the same guy. All right, let's go
Anyone goon in what stream to Paul Blake versus KYS boxing event
Fuck is this lag bro? Yo, Sky Synapse make sure you get my reaction and shit
Oh
Two viewers. Oh my god. I'm actually that guy. I'm that guy. Okay, uh, let's go over here
Okay, can I throw a lamp out the window I can't I
Can't go through the door. Let me say I go through doors. I need more content. I need more content
Okay
Wait, but there's only two
There's only two things unless I miss something. Let me look. Oh, I didn't go this way
Open. You can't go here yet.
What the hell is he been buying now?
What the fuck is... Drink the water with a fork?
What? First tell social media what you're gonna do.
Banger! Get in here I'm about to drink this whole fish tank with a fork!
What is this extra Emily's new stream the content was tow 2020 brothers step it up and eat that mother fucking fish
Do I eat the fish for the viewer right in front of mom?
Yep
Come here bitch
Hey
You get 10 no-doriety you gain viewers, but you gain no-doriety
Don't increase if you get suspended from streaming. Okay anonymous ate a fish and nobody's watching that's sad bro pack it up
Damn, that's bad
Okay, so you got your first toxic donation and cat message
Toxic donations and messages will rage bait you and decrease your sanity low sandy will trigger adverse effects to alter gameplay
Okay, I know about that
That's what mods are for you can add moderators to your channel
To deal with toxic yours and keep you sane go to your computer and manage your mods
Okay, um
Okay, let's go manage moderators, okay, I'm gonna add a moderator I'm gonna add this guy
Okay, there's no other mods. It's just literally auto mod. That's it. Okay. I don't have anybody else
How'd I get docks with four viewers?
Bro like what the fuck go to your bed and sleep. Okay. I'm gonna go to bed
save and sleep
Dreaming of being a millionaire
Famous
Slazy ass sleepathon. You cannot be for real bro go outside. Okay stream snipers
Oh shit, who is that Sam Pepper?
Oh
Where have you been all week? I've been messaging you on discord. Oh, no, dude. No fucking way
Is that the new stream drone you bought one? Yes. Hell yeah, bro. I'm a streamer now, bro
I'm okay. There it is. You're about to hear my name everywhere. Hmm. Yeah, I started shooing too
Oh, you're ghosting me, but all my viewers are just brought trying to get me to fucking gamble
Damn, it's about that way, huh? Oh, he's got a green shirt. I wonder why okay, um
Let's ask him to follow me. You might throw me a follow bro. I made a new channel to really solidify my brand
Oh, I thought I'm gonna follow in real life
Okay, Kate and Brandon ain't no way you got the full government name. You're gonna get Docs man. Yeah
I'm just now. Let's see what you got. Okay. You're fucking dead streamer
How much did you spend for that drone? No one's even watching you
I'm gonna get defensive. No fuck this bitch
fuck you bro my stream was just having connection with you and shit that isn't my real viewer count
i'm not a fucking dead stream through it's fake it's broken that's cap bro but i'm still rooting for
you you gotta have at least 100 viewers if we're gonna smash any hoods at twinge con this weekend
oh my god
oh my god bad dude i'm looking forward to the con all year i'm gonna hit 100 easy then we'll head
out and some good yeah yeah man come back when you don't know and we can take
my dad's whip I'll wait here okay young Jeff don't give it up on you can't hit
100 viewers oh my god okay so chat you son or
Eagle daughter e-boy son or e-girl daughter oh wow that's a hard one okay
Okay, uh, well let me, let me start, wait can I, can I start driving?
No, okay I was thinking about driving while on the phone.
Okay, let me go around.
Oh, what's this?
Minus 4 sanity.
You got NPC brain?
What's wrong?
What's wrong old man?
Talk to mr. Connolly is that
Oh my god, oh my
I had no idea what's good. What's good? What are you doing here, Caden? Shouldn't you be in school?
Did they actually get McConnell to voice this? I think they did.
Nah, it's summer break, and I'm starting my new life as a streamer slash content creator.
Any content around here? That's insane! You're looking for what?
I don't understand what you're saying, Caden. Explain streaming.
Basically, I'm an influencer trying to find the most clippable content from my sub-a-thon. Oh my god
Puzz gullible content or something local can you and Lee brain rot? You know, look Jesus? Oh
What the hell are you saying?
There anything going on around the neighborhood it is it says it's McConnell
It is look look it says right there. Oh
My god
Yeah, my wife. She's going around real good. Oh my god
an affair with a neighbor recently and she don't care she told me she ain't stopping I'm gonna be intrigued on this one
Yeah, let's do this. Yo, she down for a collab. I'm thinking about branching out to do an adult content
Wait, he wants to fuck his wife too? Jesus Christ, Caden. Yeah, that's inappropriate. Also, aren't you 17?
He can't be saying shit like that. I'm gonna double down. Hey, if I'm 17, she's 17. You know what I'm saying?
I did not say that.
He said that.
you kids these days are sick but not as sick as her I guess yeah okay worst part
is I can't do anything about it she said if I tried to divorce her just take the
house of my money that's how it works nowadays true brother so true I'm gonna
help him out I'm out mouth dude that's what I've been hearing too man true
videos about female privilege and shit fuck they got it based for real I
know I know I hate women proof first that she's cheating if I'm gonna come
out on top in a divorce I don't got any currently okay let's do it let's do it
right now bro I'll find her if you can tell me where she is my new stream and
drone gonna catch that bitch red-handed in 4k that's right I don't know where the
fuck she's at though I didn't see who the guy was before he hopped out our
window I just know it's someone in this neighborhood in the neighborhood
who is it maybe you could go look through some mailboxes for clues mailboxes
Love letters back when she loved me.
Wow.
Okay, um, investigating mailboxes to my goddess, your friend, your
pharaoh awaits your body. Come over again. We can take a ride in
my truck and make love where everyone can witness us. I don't
care if your husband sees. In fact, I want it. Wait, what?
wait what the fuck who's this guy talk to what's his name yeah what we listen to
I'm live right now rando what'd you say ask you again aggressive way bro are you
deaf I can make you famous but you're missing out on a huge networking
opportunity let him know leave me alone it's just a question relax bro no
That's the song name
That's what song I've never heard of it that a KYS song. Oh god. Did you just tell me to kill myself?
What's the point of this interview? I?
Have to let him know I'm a streamer. No dude KYS is a content editor like me. I'm a streamer
That's right. I'm a streamer bad one. It looks like flex on
I'm a thousand viewer streamer, bro. My dad could buy your whole life. That's right, bitch
That's right.
You wanna flex for your stupid video?
How about this?
My girlfriend left me for a rich nepo baby.
This is gonna get you views asshole.
Damn bro.
Damn.
I wanna go sit here and listen to music and forget about my problems.
And you come here and remind me that my life is shit.
Fuck you.
I'm gonna beat him up now.
Now we beat him up.
Okay, so find his cheating wife by investigating mailboxes.
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Caden Ross mobs your ass little punk. Oh
That's bad. Wait. What's this?
Wait, I can kick somebody's car
Okay, extra read here first.
Clavicular was mid-gestergooning when a group of foids came and spiked his cortisol levels.
Is ignoring the foids while munting and mogging moids more useful than SMV Chad fishing in
the club reports or that they're still uncertain?
True brother, so true.
Ring doorbell?
No, no, I've been such a bad boy, I'm gonna get in trouble.
Why am I reading people's mail?
Yo, train bro.
My bank account is locked for some bullshit, bro.
I need money or this, I won't be able to pay rent this month.
I promise I'll pay you back, bro.
I just need a few thousand dollars to cover expenses.
I will have your, I will have it back soon.
I swear on me, mom's life.
From Flickr?
Oh really?
Is that right?
I wonder who that's supposed to be.
Hey, birds.
Caw, caw.
Mr. Terrestian.
Maybe I could get that stuff in the middle of the night.
troll him yeah bro I need a duo for the jerk pal finals I'm about to rank up do
you know the twisting upper stroke strat oh my god kid I'm busy what you
looking at don't you see all this stuff outside that guy's house it's just
sitting there yeah question the hoarder house are you just gonna look at it
Well, yeah. Just leave me alone, kid.
Stay encouraged, Steel. I'm gonna tell him to Steel.
You could probably lift some of it, bruh.
No one's gonna notice one thing missing.
Daaamn.
Hmm. Maybe you're right.
Daaamn. Look at this house. So it's a nice house.
Do I smell bad?
Talk to Mar?
Bruh, do you live here?
Who the fuck is this bitch?
Yeah, I live here.
But I don't think I can take it anymore.
Uh-huh.
My dad just keeps collecting more stuff.
He hasn't thrown anything away in three years.
I'm gonna capitalize on this.
Damn, if I can be the first to make a low-calvated
about the shit hole, I can make bank.
Damn!
I don't know what to do.
It's gotten so bad.
I have to climb through the windows to get inside.
My dad just feeds me spoiled freezer dinners.
Okay, let me do it.
Can I do anything to help?
Probably make some good hope core content. Oh, no
You could try to talk to my dad and convince him how to stop
I'm sure your life streamer would ever would get a kick out of him. Oh good
Can you help me through a way that trash in the back porch first? I'm sick of looking at it
If you clear it you can get in through the back door
Hi, I'll talk to woman clean up that thing. Oh
God God yeah true
Okay, dead streamer ready can find some viewers in the pot manage moderators. Oh, I can't get any more mods
Fuck save game. Okay. I'm gonna save actually what I'm not ready to save yet. I'm gonna cancel
Okay, um
Let me go around. Okay get through
Okay
It's just a massive shithole
Get through the junk. Okay. Let me get through it
Was this a jumping puzzle?
Wait, how do I-
Yeah, I'm trying to get through here
Come here
Come here, trying to do it
Some content the realism it's not realistic at all. Oh
Shit oh shit, okay, okay
Get in your own house if they make if this is my house, I'm gonna lose my fucking mind
Actually, I won't be I'll be I will I will be the least surprised that anybody has ever been surprised
But I have no idea
Done
Okay, all right, I'm trying I'm trying to get out of the way, okay, I'm trying to fuck
All right, let me move all this stuff out of the way.
No, it's okay, guys. It's okay.
Okay.
All right.
Now I kick this one out of the way.
Okay.
Somehow I've made it.
All right.
Kick this out of the way.
Kick this out.
Yo mods make sure you clip and stuff for my slip-slop channel Jesus Christ are you fucking
I don't know what I expected I really don't like I think you could have easily expected
this what the hell have you been throwing out my things did Halal Abbey send you
No fucking way ass man mold you've been living in this dump the whole time
Oh my ass man mold!
Aren't you a multi-millionaire?
Oh god!
Hey! Are you a fucking idiot?
I asked you what the hell you were doing!
Call him out for child abuse! I'm gonna do that!
Bro, your kid is starving. She can't even-
Yep.
Yeah.
What?
I was saying, she can't even get in the hap-
Yeah.
Hmm, yep.
I-I can't say anything.
I can't...
I can't react.
Bro, you know saying yeah and yep while I'm talking doesn't add anything, right?
It's just fucking annoying.
This-this is bad.
This is really bad, guys.
Yeah.
Anyway, stop messing with my stuff. I need all of that.
I can use those dead animals for a new alarm clock.
Get out!
Everybody will never- dude.
Wait, there's a dead?
Oh my god.
Wait, I got thrown out of the house.
Wait, let me see if I can go back to the house.
I wanna see if I can go back to the house.
Oh, the door is blocked by junk.
Oh no!
Oh my god! Okay, um...
Relatively accurate!
You were vague? Oh, I can't get out, I'm stuck.
Wait, am I actually stuck?
I've buried a life!
I can't leave!
Okay.
I got softlocked by my own house.
This is... guys.
Kick stuff?
No, it doesn't let you because I'm not on the quest anymore.
I actually...
Wait!
High-class!
I don't think it planned on you doing this!
Okay, what if I go?
Okay.
Is this...
It's literally just a dead animal.
It's actually a dead animal.
There is...
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh my god.
I-
Wow.
There we go, guys.
There's the house.
Amazing.
Am I really old enough that I'm like,
fuck man.
Damn, bro, how did this happen?
I saw him kick you out after you threw away his stuff, he isn't going to change is he?
I'm going to drop some truth bombs.
Nah, you're probably screwed.
Netanyahu probably got his bad luck being pointed straight at you.
Oh my god.
I'm so sick of living here.
I'm so hungry.
It's just guys!
Guys, I would never do this, okay?
This is horrible!
And it's just, it's a total shithole.
It's a massive complete shithole.
Well, um, yeah,
that's about right. Holy shit.
Feeder? No. Absolutely not.
What's going on?
Chat, did you guys know this whole thing is pre-recorded?
Did she say am I going bald?
Why does he keep buying more stuff?
I can't wait to get out of here.
Oh my god.
Wow.
Okay. I...
Do I smell bad?
Alright, I'm done.
Let me get out of here. Alright.
Um, okay, that's enough.
Tell streamers to host me.
Tell streamers to host me.
Okay, well, I have to, I forgot I didn't check the,
check the mails.
Okay, alright, let me go to the next one.
The mailbox is packed
too full with mail to respond.
Okay guys to Amara's if you're reading this looks like I found your address you
like lying to your viewers Kate all these years you made me believe we had a
connection but no it turns out you're lying to your viewers go fuck your
husband or whatever lying bitch I'm gonna make your life a living hell say
Say goodbye to your entire pit full print.
Oh no.
Wait, what is this?
Coffee addict?
Gotta go.
Gotta go.
Question.
Uh, capitalize.
Yo, Chad, look at this methed out freak.
Oh, she got the zoomies.
Who's this bitch?
Because I need some more coffee.
Uh, do you know who I am?
Wait, it's Annie Fuchsia.
I don't know who I got here.
Yeah, the other one was Wake, too.
What is this here?
Do you know?
I don't know.
I got it, yes.
Let's take her.
Oh, please, where?
Tell me where.
Okay.
Red Grilled Burgers has some coffee probably.
Yeah.
They banned me from every one of their stores.
Why?
How'd you get banned?
How'd you even get banned from a fast food joint?
Probably being fat.
Someone got my order wrong, so I gilded them.
Oh.
Wade, you're that crazy lady on a slip-slop
who crashed out and started attacking a cashier.
Yo, I'm your biggest fan, little sis.
Damn.
So do you know anywhere else that has coffee?
I'm crashing hard right now.
Uh, yes.
Nah, actually, I don't know where.
You're so not useful.
I gotta go.
Damn.
Damn.
OK, let me go to this one.
Wait, what's this house?
Harvard University.
You in, bro?
Damn, how about that?
OK, what about this one?
Extra, extra?
Oh no.
Read all about it.
Cliffic, you were almost got career in then
Cortis all spike after a wart max Stacy tried justifying him on stream by calling him a good boy
While he was mid-mog between two low tier normies at ASU critical aura loss reported by the Miami Asian mall
She's so fucking retarded
Okay, what the fuck was that last letter? What do you mean? You're leaving me? Who's Terence?
I'm in the middle of the fucking Middle East defending our country while getting my ear drums blown out
While you're getting your packed blown out. Tell me this is a fucking joke
Damn
Damn, that's bad. Well, who's this guy?
Uh compliment him. You got that shit on you bruh. How fire is that fit chat? Oh whether thanks little bro
Thanks, bro. Ask us as close. Is that drowning ape shirt real?
Drowning?
I got it at a consignment store in Austin.
Ooh, glazem.
Sick, that shit tough as hell, twin.
My stream thinks it's heat.
Oh, shit, you're alive?
Can I shut myself out?
Nah, bitch.
Nah, brah, weird-ass leech.
Lay mass, stupid-ass stream.
Anyway, you probably won't even break 10 viewers.
I have 24 viewers right now.
Actually, I have 500 viewers right now.
Yeah, 500, I mean.
Yeah, and I have a Macclerion.
Ask for proof.
Prove it.
Show me a picture.
Yeah.
I don't have my phone on me.
I thought I don't have one though.
Oh, that's too bad.
Chad, look at this fake ass dude frontin'
that he got a McLaren.
Damn.
Fuck you dude, it's real.
You'll see.
You'll all see.
You'll all see?
Damn, okay.
All right, let's see.
Did I do this one?
Dear Mr. Kareem Davis,
thank you for applying for an associate cashier
position at Food Hub.
Oh man.
This guy must be a real retard.
We gotta find out where McConnell's cheating wife is.
Dearest Tongsy, what the fuck?
Okay, wait, I've gotta make sure I miss one of these houses.
I must have missed a house, right?
No, not this one.
Okay, I've gotta, yeah, I feel like I had to have missed a house.
What about this one?
No, that's Amorat's house, of course.
And I looked at that one. Okay, we've got to go find it.
Chat, chat, chat.
Okay, I saw that one. I want to double-check and make sure I didn't miss anybody, okay? Okay, I got that one.
What about this? Ooh, what are all these?
As I lie in bed writing this letter
to my pharaoh.
Beautiful risings.
I think of you now as I lie in bed writing this letter my pathetic husband sleeping downstairs on the couch
You make me feel things he could never your strokes of gentle yet powerful your hands make me
Feral I need to see you my temple is calling for its Pharaoh your goddess. Oh
No, I have to expose
I thought I could get on the- on the- no?
Okay, we've got to find a way to get inside.
And expose this bitch for cheating.
I can't go inside.
And can I go in here?
No.
Can I look in through there?
No.
Okay.
Chad, how's my view count looking?
Uh, I can't- oh no.
Oh
No, I really just broke into this dude's house. Okay. All right, let's see if we can find him
To this house this door no
Capitalized
Chat we're gonna be at the top of shredded clip this shit damn, bro
What the fuck are you filming us keep streaming? I'm okay. Yeah, I am yeah for the whole world right now
bitch flip on it damn
No, what the fuck? Who are you keep streaming? I'm Caden, but what really matters like this bitch? No, you miss this Connolly, right?
Yeah
Damn, it's thanks in here
Wow, oh
My god my husband sent you fuck delete that recording right now. Oh, oh looks like I got what I need
Don't worry, I won't blue ball you, bro. Keep pulpin'
Your chat, shall we gamble?
No, I have to go back to McConnell's house. Oh, no.
Oh my fucking god
damn I fucked up his flowers
oh my god I just noticed a gun
yo what's good mr. Connolly okay
you see my fucking wife I'm fucking ready man I'm gonna divorce her tell her you found her
I caught her. She's not gonna believe the footage. I got it was like some behind-the-scenes of Mrs. Connolly's gang bang adventure 3
Damn that's bad. I don't want to hear it. Just fucking tell me you got proof of it. Oh, man
Give him the proof. Yeah here. I'll give you the vod link. Let's do a watch party of it
I want to get a live reaction from you. Oh my god. This is degenerate. Holy shit
I
I don't think so. I'm gonna get a lawyer and be done with all this and her. Thank you, Kate
Thank you, Kate. Anything else you know that I could stream? That she was good-ass content
Why don't you find out what mr. Dempsey is doing next door? Okay? All right. Let's go over there
Yeah, I never fucking see him leave his house
Uh-huh bring back a bunch of weird shit whips fucking chains
Sodomy of some sort I reckon what the fuck
Speculate probably a gooner man my chat's full of them true base
I don't know what the fuck that means, but it sounds alright.
Inquire further.
Is your wife getting cracked by him too?
Oh no!
Ooh, definitely not.
He's not much of a people person.
Whenever I talked to him, he just wanted to end the conversation as soon as possible.
Like he was always in a hurry.
Damn!
If you manage to talk to him, maybe you can tell me why he's so damn weird.
Okay, I'll do it.
Thanks for the tip, Mr. Connolly.
Catch you later.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Wow.
Okay, let's go next door right now.
Ring the doorbell.
I don't want your girls go cookies and I don't want to hear about Jesus.
Go away.
Okay.
Uh, why don't we go to back, why don't we go back and back to this house?
Okay.
Um.
Ooh, what's this?
Inspect.
Put your ear up to the basement window? Wait, what?
You hear crying and what sounds like muffled yelling?
What the fuck?
I don't know, maybe there's tools nearby you can use.
Okay, oh it's gotta be into shed, right?
Let me check into shed.
Chat, tell streamers to raid me.
Ooh, lock picking kit. Okay, good.
Oh, we've got American flag!
It's a Patriot!
Okay, let's go inside.
What?
Oops.
I'm fucking retarded.
Alright, open!
Open Doro!
Who's this guy?
Damn!
regret it's no no what get back in there right now
okay all right I have to investigate without him seeing me
Oh, what the fuck?
What the fuck?
Kidnapping victim?
What the fuck is this?
Damn!
What the fuck?
Oh my god, who is that?
Uh-oh.
I'm Caden Brentley.
You're on stream right now by the way, so don't say nothing bad.
Uh-oh.
Oh my god, where is he?
Please help me.
He's been keeping me down here for weeks.
I'm gonna save him. I'm gonna save him.
Y'all, no worries. I'll get you out of here,
because I want to help out the less fortunate.
I learned that we're from Kai's Synapse.
He's been reading and shit.
Oh god.
What?
He's been reading and shit?
Okay. Yeah, yeah.
Thank you.
Please just just untie me and call the police before he finds you. Mm-hmm
Who are you down here?
The fucking crazy fucking oh shit. Who do you think you need to help us? I'm gonna correct them
When you mean us I'm not locked here. I can leave whenever I want. Damn. Let him know
There's a man in the other room behind you. I think he's been here since before me wait what?
What?
Tell me they're not there anymore, they're dead.
Eh, whoever he is, he's not there anymore.
Probably dead and chopped into pieces.
Did you know chopped also means cut up?
I just learned that.
Oh my god, holy fuck, fuck.
We have to get out of here.
How did you find me anyway?
Mr. Connolly.
Mr. Connolly next door told me to find content here.
Yes.
Bob, give a shout out to Mr. Connolly.
Make sure to follow him, chat.
Definitely, for sure.
Help me call the police. I don't want to die. I'm gonna use him as content
Yeah, I bet I'll call him right now. So what's it been like down here? Uh-huh. He's sick
He's a sick fuck. He tortures us every way
Uh-huh. with fucking rusty tools. Oh god
Just please get out and quiet further damn
Can you damn the bars? I want to make sure check and see the wounds clearly chat. Can you see that? Damn? Please?
I'm so fucking scared
Please get me out of here before he comes back down
More content more content. Do you think you can come on my podcast to talk about the whole experience?
I think we could make it like a whole series made. Oh my god. Okay, please
What haven't you called for help yet give a dungeon tour? Okay one sec
I just want to give chat a tour real quick. Oh, oh, oh, I've got I've got to tone it down. Oh
Guys yo
Which one you think he got tortured with yeah, mr. Dempsey is kind of a freak though long god
God
Triple dot
Okay, I'm gonna call okay, okay
I'm calling all right. Can you show me out when they get here though and tell your friends Kaden Brentley saved you
I'm always live always like this Christ. Yes, please fucking hurry. Damn
Damn
I've never seen this man in my life get your hands off of me
What
Okay, let me sigma wait why are there oh
Oh, I know why a kid you can't be here. We're collecting evidence ask for content
Yo, can I see one of these bodies? It'd be pretty good content, and I don't even got to go to a suicide forest
Man
Man not a chance. Oh damn it, bro
Damn that's too bad. Okay moving along kid. This is an active crime scene
I'm a flex on her you know who I am I'm the one who caught Mr. Dempsey
some respect on my name truth you've already had your statement taken you've
got no reason being here is your mom gonna pick you up I'm gonna raise her up
immediately start hitting on the cop I could be picking you up and you could
be my mommy you know what I'm saying you want to get arrested that's how you
get arrested kid watch it or you're going handcuffs handcuffs don't threaten
me with a good time fine shit oh my god this is wild okay um let me see our
ask about the kidnapping victim in the back in the basement cage why saved okay
I need to finish my interview with him yeah he was taken to the hospital
extreme malnourishment on top of all their awful stuff that's damn that's bad
Last thing he wants is you annoying him. Oh, I'm not annoying mods start a poll chat am I annoying my annoying
So what's gonna happen to mr. Dempsey?
He's gonna fix most lately going away for a long time. We found multiple bodies in his house
I think there might be more damn
That's not even catch you the only reason you're not in a body bag right now is probably because you were broadcasting live
And he got scared true that chat the stream kept me alive keep subbing double times got to keep going
It's some Jack guy. It's annoying as fuck.
Okay, let me go to this guy.
Yo, what's good, Mr. Connolly?
Did you see the fucking cops arrest Mr. Dempsey next door?
I already had fucking people locked down in there.
Uh, tell him you called the cops.
That was me, bruh.
I found a dude tied up out there and called the cops.
Holy shit.
That was you?
You're a fucking hero, Caden.
Yeah, I guess.
I just wish you were the chick so I could have raced her up.
Ask about his wife.
Yo, so about your wife the two-time.
Damn.
Yeah, I'm gonna be serving her the divorce papers as soon as she gets home.
If she ever does.
Still fucking waiting.
Damn.
Okay, um...
Yo, what's good?
Shit, let me go back.
Okay, now I have 44 viewers now.
Let me keep moving around and I can't get suspended because I'm worried I'm gonna get suspended
Can I go inside this house, let me see if I can go inside the house
I'm trying to see if I can break in that break into our house. I can't no I cannot I have to go to another house
Let's go to the other
No, I know I don't okay. Can you guys host me?
Vandalize ring doorbell. What is our ring doorbell? Hello?
Continue
Me hello, I'm with the Mormon school of soaking and tortoise cracking. Do you have time to talk about your faith today?
I already go to church. I ain't interested. I'm gonna give him money
We'll give you $200 if you just listen for a bit. Okay
Really? Okay
All right, our Lord says the path to redemption is to follow Kate and Brent Lee on twinge
It's the only way to salvation true brother
Okay, all right, I gotta leave let me go to this one. I'm gonna go to this one. Hello
And person at the IRS
You've been evading our calls you really think you could escape us miss. Oh
Uh-oh!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit, chat. This bitch is crazy.
I'm like a zoomer, man. This is bad.
Yeah, this is really bad, guys.
Continue.
Hello?
Hey, I got your, uh, Blubber Eats order here.
Blubber Eats?
Um, my wife must have ordered something. What's the order?
Uh, juice.
some juice you guys are PVC fans to pee
uh i don't know honey did you order some juice
no i'm not making fun of your body what no it looks like you're on steroids
i gotta go damn bro i'm ruining this dude's life
okay what about this guy um i think if i kick the ball i'm gonna lose
I'm gonna lose points
Hello, hello hello, this is sergeant Brentley of the United States Marine Corps
Do not come to the door. This is a matter of life and death. Oh, oh
There's a nuclear attack coming from uh, Canada we need you to shelter inside immediately
Do not come out until a year after the blast. It'll be radio. Okay. That makes sense
Hold on, let me turn on the news.
What a stupid bitch!
Your family is probably already dead.
Uh-huh.
And you can't use any TV or phones right now.
Yes.
The signals will interfere with our, uh, military equipment.
This is crucial.
Uh-oh.
Oh my god, I can't believe this is happening.
I need a hide.
Thank you, Sergeant Friendly.
That's so stupid.
So fucking retarded.
Okay, um, he's so awful.
I know.
Based, yeah.
Okay, go back yeah quite go over that all right. Let me go down this way
Okay, maple wood community center. Can I go in here? Oh?
My god, I can the courtyard. Oh
shit
All right
Who's this?
Hello, welcome to maple wood community center. Do you need any help question? I'm gonna try and hook up with her
You can help my stream out people love couples content
Yo Matz, change my title to Live With An Asian Baddie.
That's crazy.
Oh no, you look like Chris Cillen-Eisle.
That's crazy.
Also, I'm married.
Do you really need help with anything?
Nah, I'm good.
Nah, that's it? Okay.
Who about this guy?
Hey, welcome to Maplewood Community Center.
Do you have any question about her upcoming events?
I'm going to tell him what to do.
Yo bro, just letting you know, you're wasting this place.
This would make a sick stream in-house.
Ooh, or a casino.
A casino? I like the sound of that.
Oh, I can get new moderators.
That's actually pretty good.
Ooh, that's good.
We could host some community gaming parties.
Uh-huh.
You're interested in volunteering?
Bro, I got a class sub-a-thon to do.
Why are you asking me to volunteer?
Maybe not.
I just never understand how hard it is to be a streamer.
True.
Oh.
They don't understand the grind.
Let me know if you need anything. Nah, I'm good a tip though. You've always been kind of like an NPC
You shouldn't work on that. Damn
Damn, bro. Let him know. Okay. So if you mod me maybe I can get closer if I can get closer to her
So this is a girl rate my drip. Okay. Do I want to?
420 all day
When will HOA address the hoarder house? I can't stand to look at it anymore. I'll be bringing this up
Wait, this is a guy complaining about me. Well fuck this guy
Okay, um
Man
All right, I'm gonna give
I'm gonna get this one because I'm already really strict in general. So I'm gonna I'm gonna remove this
So you guys really want 420 you guys really think 420 should be it
Here's what I do
I'm gonna unmod auto mod and I'm gonna put this dumb bitch in there there it is and my total strictness is negative five
We just got the straight retard running wild let the retard run wild
It's fine. It's good
Okay, let's go inside
I'm out of content
Damn
Okay, put your stream
Turn to some stream on
Based okay, what about this save game?
Okay, uh, I'm gonna sleep.
Aw, I'm such a good boy. Look at me!
Wow!
Okay, now what? Let me go over here.
Oh, I can't open any of these doors.
Not in the community center.
Keep the tab open, oh shit.
Wait, the community man? Oh, he's the big guy.
Malcolm.
then you're ready to cheat on your wife
Doctor disrespect
Was that a compliment or an insult?
A compliment bro with a mustache like that. Yeah ready to get all the minors
This game has some really good dialogue what do you talk about anyways?
Do you need to have it anything ask about his role so how come you get your own man
It's here when all the other employees have to share that shack outside. You know
see the goon or something?
Well, I want to manage this community center.
The volunteering works here.
Get their service offices,
since our responsibilities are a little different.
Uh huh, continue.
That was the most boring thing I've ever heard.
What can I do here?
Uh huh.
I do have something you could do actually.
Some guy have been harassing us constantly.
Who is it?
Would you tell him to stop?
He runs an outdoor store next to us.
Bro, who do you think I am?
Your personal messenger?
Because I am. I'll talk to him.
Okay. What?
Alright, let me go talk to this loser.
Where's this loser-ass dick sucker?
Where's he at?
Where's his bitch-ass?
He's over here.
Let's go.
Ooh, there it is.
Let me go all the way around.
Make sure there's nothing around the back.
What's this?
I can save, I don't need to save.
All right, let me go inside now. It's time. Read his mail. Thank you for your continued
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won the war yet. While we celebrate victory, the global shadow regime is invigorating North
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Can't wait to present
Our town you'll find I deport them Korean spies
He is the Antichrist.
This guy will be a billionaire in the next two years and you don't get that type of
money by a cornwoods gux stop him, he's going to drain that swamp any day now.
Corn, wait.
You can look it up.
Look it up.
Howdy.
Welcome in.
Feel free to look back on it.
It's Seer.
Oh my, ask about the radio.
Bro, what you listen into on your radio?
Uh-huh.
It's the data wars podcast endorsed by president cletus cornwood himself if you're still listening to mainstream media
It's hard to say you've got your head under the sand. I'm gonna ask more about it
Damn, what's so great about data wars then? Oh my god
Well, I'll bet you didn't know the North Koreans were planning to invade us true brother
Oh, you gotta let him know the war has the proof believe it. I believe it better be watched
I believe it right now streaming for nothing. Yo, what up to my Korean viewers?
What they are not your friends
Once you get black then people at the community center across from oh, oh, oh
You've told me that the people at the community center are Korean. Oh one of the guy did kind of like Korea
I told him to quit putting their cameras at me, but they just lied and told me it was harmless surveillance
Don't leave me go talk to them, and you'll see there's uh-huh. Yeah, cuz I was that chick was Asian. Yeah, true
Hi, sure. Why not?
Yeah
And
Tread on those so they can't try on you. Oh, man, that's good. Okay. Let me go. All right. So now let's turn this in
Okay, you think we don't notice your entire chat spotted. No
No? Okay, I'm gonna ask this girl. Are you a Korean spy?
Hello again. Do you have any questions?
Ask about their race.
What kind of Chinese are you?
Yo, so I'm trying to learn about the world and shit. Where you from?
Oh, well, I was born here, but my parents are from the Philippines.
Oh!
That's a good question, though. Is there any other reason you're asking?
Jonathan from the Outdoor Store asked.
That dude running the Outdoor Store thinks you guys are Korean spies.
true what was so typical of him he has been
harassing us for a while now about our
cameras and just our general presence i
think he's just racist what no you i'm
not Korean and i'm definitely not a
spy don't listen to that not job
damn damn is that right hey do you
need anything
let's go at the race yo can i do a bet
with you real quick my chat loves
gambling content uh-huh i bet you five
bucks i can guess your race you're
white sure you're on everyone always gets this wrong you're Mexican you look
a little Mexican am I right not even close I'm from Myanmar you got the fuck
is that yeah is that in Korea pretty sure that means I don't have to pay you
chat I was close enough right yeah right yeah it's whatever bro you don't
Get a baby you're saving me from boring workday. So just take that. Oh, what a little bitch Jesus
Chat in my auto form and oh my god
Look at the fucking
Jesus Christ this is this is really in depth man. Oh
My god
I'm kind of I'm quite impressed I really am this is good okay let me go back
down to the bottom okay where's the where's the where's the guy I gotta talk
to this guy oh yeah yeah this is the guy hey kiddo what do you need ask about
his race yo quick question for you you wouldn't happen to be Korean would
Is you Korean or not?
That's pretty good. I'm half Tibetan and I'm half Korean actually.
Enquire further.
Oh shit, half Korean. So like half of you is North Korean and the other half is South?
A 50% Korean part is 100% South. My mom is from Seoul.
So the other 50% must be North Korean?
Bro, I don't understand what the hell you're saying.
Yeah.
It ain't good at math.
There's nothing else. I need to get back to work. Feel free to enjoy the amenities here though. Oh
What no, okay, okay, so he ain't do math. Yeah. No, he ain't no moment
He's a spy. I think he could be a North Korean spy. I feel like it's very high probability pretty much like a hundred percent
Of course. How could I not see that?
You guessed it right. It's China.
China has been spying on us from the very beginning.
But it's not how you think. They're not doing it through their phones.
Can't wait till President Cornwall gives a power down.
They'll finally deport them Korean spies.
Those are owned by China.
The birds?
about avian flu that you've been hearing about that's what killed all the real birds
yep exactly it was a false flag
mechanical robotic birds and you know china has been playing around with manufacturing these
robotic birds for so long they've gone real advanced at it too so good birds of course how
How could I not see me?
Oh my god.
Who's got a stopper?
He's gonna drain that swan.
Any day now.
Any day now, brother!
I can't wait till President Cornwall visits our town, they'll finally deport them Korean spies.
Oh my fucking god.
Yeah, I found them.
They're all Korean.
Wait, I can say that.
They're all Korean.
Right, bro. They're all North Korean. Damn
Oh Christ, I know I know it figure out what they're up. You gotta shoot us. We're dead
They might be playing in an attack as we speak. Oh, oh
Holy shit. Oh, how do we stop? I don't know. What we do play their game
We need Intel go over there and search through their documents computers, whatever
We need to see what they're doing. Okay. All right, bro. I'll check it out
If you're right, maybe we can do a collab with data wars. That'd be content. Oh my
Your children are gonna die to chat him. They've got their eyes open.
Now I've got to stop him. He's gonna drain that smoke.
This is fucking ridiculous.
Okay, I'm gonna steal this bitch's shit.
Yo, chat, where should we look?
Okay, let's-
I see a bunch of boring ass folders.
Let's open the documents.
Holy shit, look at this folder, chat. Top secret, do not open.
This is just-
He's gotta be the secret plan.
This is the China shit. Or North Korea.
it is open Asian RBTX or ammo we're gonna do the second one what the fuck is
this why you got Asian rabbit X downloads downloaded on his work
computer Asian rabbit X oh my god oh my god let's dude straight up going in the
maple with community set up based okay all right so we figured it out now we
know what the answer is uh-huh yeah that hose is wild you find anything on
our commies computers yet the cop on the computer anyway they plan an attack
hell yeah brother bro I looked through their computers you'll never guess what I
found I found plans to destroy America I found orders from their supreme
leader Kim Kardashian or whatever about their plans to destroy America they're
gonna start with your shop oh no oh my god all makes sense
Ali Johnson was right about everything I knew it we're putting into this go over
there knock out those cameras can I shoot the cameras with those guns on the
wall instead most skins look expensive case-hardened case-hardened you want
But I need to stock as many as I can for the impending war guns are not for sale. That's right
Okay, fine. I'll take out the cameras chat. No snitching I
Have to break the cameras
So my dad used to do used to be a truck driver like after he got out of Vietnam and
This is before he became a carpenter and a college professor. He was a truck driver
And he said he used to drive a truck and deliver concrete a lot to this dude's house
That was he was basically trying to build a bunker for when the
Will the other word that they used to say black people?
You know in Florida
Whenever they revolt and start to start to fight back
And my dad had to go and deliver him concrete on a regular basis
Yeah, African American that was the yeah, that's I think that's the word african-american
I'm pretty sure that was it. Oh, whoa, what are the cameras at when we bust this bitch out?
Boom bitch, boom bitch get out of here. Oh a third one. Damn
Damn!
Shut up, bitch! Get back in the room!
Yeah!
Hell!
Racist!
True!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Shooter! Shooter!
Goddamn commie shooter
No
USA
base yeah
Okay, well that was great game slot. What the hell is this?
What's game slot?
Let me go in the game slot
I have no that's a nice car
Who's in here?
All right, bye guys. I'm turning stream off game slop employee greetings. Welcome to game slop looking for a specific title today
Ask for a game recommendation. I
Want to know what a dweeb like you was into what you think is the best game. They'll been raised. You say Elvin, right?
Well, that one is easy
Elger circle without a doubt. It's the greatest game of all time Wow
agree yeah that's what I heard too I agree
elder circle is gas oh yeah just got
viewers a lot of elder circle exactly
that you know it's culture it seems yeah
cultured are you is the question let me
ask you what game do you think is the
greatest NBA Claire de Muir
Expeders 33, Balding Mates 3. Balding Mates 3 sounds like porn, so we're gonna go with
Expeders 33.
Uh, Clare de Mure, bro. That's your one like, six guerrillion awards.
Six guerrillion?
Man. How about that?
Interesting choice. We'll see what your chat thinks of that decision. I wonder if everyone will show up to my D&D game later.
Okay, what about FAT over here?
Welcome to Game Slop, the greatest game emporium in all of the Shadow World. Would you be interested in browsing my wares of pure darkness and suspicious emotions?
That's the new world logo! Mock'em, I'm gonna make fun of them.
You're, uh, I can't even come up with a joke, dude. Just keep talking.
Oh, no.
I suppose I have bested you then, as is la tradition.
Another victorious duel in the books for Alistar Satterstone.
Oh, my God.
That is not your name, bro. Your name tag says Alan Silverstein.
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
Do not use my slave name.
I am Alistar Satterstone, and I run this market.
Do you want to browse my wares or not?
Yes.
Sure, bro. What games you got?
Ah, many in our collection will be traveller, I must ask, what poison are you in the mood
to imbibe today?
A shooter?
An MMO?
A Souls-like?
Ask for a new release!
I want something fresh like my fit bruh, give me something new.
Uh huh.
Hm, I'd recommend you check out the AI generated game section, clear to me your
expediter story 3 is our latest addition.
Isn't it crazy bro, it was one poster.
Lumiere and now bro build a hundred bridges and you suck one dick you're not
a bridge builder you're a dick sucker that's crazy bro what the fuck are you
talking about just check it out it has no DEI in it which means it's good and it
was made with AI which removes human inefficiencies and mistakes wait this
This is, this is what I think that's what my opinion is.
Hahaha.
Praise AI!
So you're telling me I can just shut my brain off and churn out content in your effort?
Yeah.
That's what I'm talking about.
That's what I'm talking about.
I gotta get into this AI shit.
Uh-huh, continue.
Hmm.
Not quite.
You have to be quite the expert in engineering to harness this power.
Oh, true.
What kind of engineer are you?
Prompt engineer.
I engineer prompts.
I've spent countless hours writing the perfect sentence to produce my AI films a skill few humans could even dream of I'm gonna insult him again
You sound like a fucking AI bro. Damn. I am not you sound like AI
Yeah, right I wouldn't know if I found it like AI
Okay, um staff only
No, I've already almost capped out. I might go to jail if they
What's up? What you playing?
Who's this?
I'm not playing a game. I'm making money. My R&G is trash though.
Encourage gambling. I want to encourage gambling.
Hell yeah bro. What are we gambling on?
No. I'm not gambling on stack. I'm trading game slop stock.
Okay. Ask for stock advice.
You sound like you know what you're doing. Got any tips bro?
Uh huh.
Yeah. Just buy game slop an hour bro. Don't listen to anyone who tells you it's going to crash.
Crash we're going to get a man. Oh, no, dude. I don't have the money to buy a whole store yet
Uh-huh, maybe when I'm rich like dr. Yeast dr. Yeast no shot stupid ass staff get off my dead
This shit what you got suspended wait, I got suspended I got suspended for what?
What I do wrong I didn't do nothing wrong
I didn't do shit
They banned me over nothing you believe that bad me if I didn't do a fucking thing
gambling
For God forgot about that that's a clip I forgot forgot about a gamble after I forgot about that was gambling
That's true. You're right about that. Okay. Let me see. Okay. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. What's over here?
What's over here? What's here?
Nothing
Nothing can I go over that no I can't all right. Let me go. Can I go over this?
I'm trouble one more time one more time one more time
I am that guy bro. I'm that guy
Okay, let me go back this way so I lost a little bit of viewers for that one that was kind of bad
I'm only at 48 viewers right now
Chad is this good content?
This bitch
Let me get her again. I gotta talk to her. You fuck this fuck this. I'm gonna go there this way. Oh, I'm grinding
I'm grinding. Oh
I'm actually that guy
I'm actually a guy
Jesus bro. What's up?
Come closer child bitch what?
Bitch what?
Let me see into your third eye. I'm gonna let her see
I see. I see into your contextual soul stream. Your future. Do you want to know what your future holds?
Yes.
Yeah, what's the future of my stream? Am I going to be a dead streamer forever?
Yes.
Yes. The future of your stream. I see. I see a place of abundance. And all of...
I said yo chat she said my stream has aura true brah you exude an aura of motivation
it is strong let's go we're so back chat your future has been told that'll be ten dollars please
I'mma give her money.
I'mma help that bitch out.
I got plenty money.
I got plenty money.
I don't need a war about asshole.
Okay.
What about over here?
What's going on over here?
Actually, I'm not ready for this.
Go where?
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
We're on lunch break.
Be right back.
Go at it. What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
We're on lunch break. Be right back.
Uh-uh, I'm not on lunch break.
Oh!
Oh, that's what's up?
Oh!
The hat?
No headwear?
Sunglasses? I'm gonna just keep the America shirt on.
I don't think we need anything else.
Yep, that's it. I'm gonna just I'm gonna steal it and run out of the store
That's mine now. What's in here?
What's up, bitch?
How's it going? Can I help you with anything? Ask for Riz tips. Yo, bro, it's myth
Pick up a baddie live on stream. You look like you've got mad Riz got any tips? Any tips?
Ah man, look, it's simple
Literate stylish kissable quiet. That's what girls dreams are made of
don't gotta try nothing fancy bro I'm gonna doubt him okay I'm gonna doubt him
they want Andrew Bateman says bro you got to be a high-value alpha and make
them know their place that's right oh I got talked to that's right well look
man good luck with that
I wonder what the topic at the bait club will be today.
Welcome and looking for anything specific today?
Ask what's wrong?
Bro, why's it long face?
Everyone else working here seems smiley.
They bully in you or some shit?
Oh my god.
Actually, that girl working there is my girlfriend.
I met her while working here, I'm just kind of down because of some stuff with her.
Uh-oh, oh no!
I don't know, it's probably unprofessional to talk to her.
Another lawsuit!
You probably wouldn't even care.
Persuade him to tell you.
Come on, brah, what else are you gonna do all day?
I'm the only customer in here.
Yes.
Yeah, I guess you're right.
What's the harm?
Yes.
A few months ago, my girlfriend Mel started working different shifts than me, but that
guy, Tim, over there, coincided with me.
incidentally not long after she asked for an open relationship
bro how'd you bag her anyway no offense man you look like a gnome I just got
lucky I guess anyway did I started dating Tim wait and now she's spending
more time with me and I got a little upset about oh no so now he's telling
her that I'm being toxic and controlling. I think he wants her to break up with me.
Oh no, I'm gonna keep listening. I'm gonna keep listening.
I just want to make it right, you know? Maybe if I wasn't so insecure,
he wouldn't be having this spat right now. I need to do better for her.
Oh god, what a, what a thoughtful guy. Bro, just listening to you makes me feel like a
beta. I'll get to the bottom of this myself. True, bro. Damn, gain perspective on Steven's
love triangle what's up bitch welcome in let me know if you need help finding
anything uh I'm gonna flirt with her instead actually chat watch I'm about to
show you how to raise up a baddie hey shawty how about we have a little fun on
one of the beds in the back damn I'm sorry we don't sell any race car beds here
the game slot might have what you're looking for though maybe your mom can
take you try again I take you there instead and we have a little arcade
date maybe yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I'm guessing you can't afford anything in
here though what a pitch so you're about forty three dollars me about your
open relationship 43 fucking yeah what what Stephen talked to you about us
Why is he telling a stranger about our private relationship?
Which doesn't seem private to me.
Well, it's not exactly private, is it?
More like communal.
Man.
I think it's a big problem, the fact that I instinctually know
every bad response that a toxic zoomer would have.
This is not good.
I don't know what to say this really bad bro like I don't I don't know it's 2025
polyamory should be normalized what relationships aren't so black and white
anymore oh well looks like they are because of you with the other guy black
and white relationship nah I'm even gonna say that he already told me about it so
you might as well tell me what's going on down bringing the vibe down in here on
God Stephen and I agreed to that's crazy I don't see why he's upset did he tell
you about the affair he was having which one yeah I didn't think so he was
seeing our co-worker Lauren behind my back oh no okay if he had told me but
He was keeping it a secret I'm gonna defend I'm gonna defend Steven. I will defend him. Okay, because listen
Uh a lock that gets opened by any key is a shitty lock, but a key that can open any lock is a master key
Defend Steven. Give him a break. Have you seen what he looks like? You should be proud of him for even getting any true true, bro
Whatever that's not the point
You're kind of right I guess he deserves to be happy yeah, maybe I should break it off with Tim if it'll make Steven happy yeah, yeah
That's right. That's right. I got I got I got put in
Who's this guy damage control is a minus 40? All right, let me figure this out. I gotta get somebody
I got a on mod
I got a lot of fucking, I might get this bitch out of here, bro. Fuck this bitch and we're gonna get I
Do not tolerate misbehavior. All right, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna put peek
I might get this guy in here. We don't need no damage control. Anyway, does it matter?
Okay, so all right, cuz I don't want my Sandy to go too low because I don't know what's gonna happen
All right, let me talk to this guy. What's up little man need any help?
Yo bro, where'd you're dating Mel while she's already dating Steven?
What's up with that?
Damn, yeah true.
Oh yeah, look, Mel and I just got along so well when we started working together more,
and it turns out we're mattress professionals in more ways than one.
Oh really?
She's been considering breaking it off with me to appease him though.
upset about me even though I'm not doing anything wrong I'm going to defend
Steven again bro like this is fucked up they would do that to him yeah yeah
bro he owns her no no bro let Steven get in the way of love uh-uh no that's
That's fucked up. Help either Steven or Tim win Mal's heart.
Okay.
Hey again, let me know if you need anything. I'll just be in this corner.
I'm gonna help Steven right now. I'm gonna help him out.
If he wants two girlfriends, I say that's not enough.
Alright man, I'm with you. That snake Tim is trying to get Mal to break up with you.
That's a good start.
I know, but what can I do? I don't want to be controlling.
If Mel wants to be with them, why should I get in the way call a pussy bro like you got a man up man up right now?
Yeah
That's it balls. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you know what I am right. That's right. Good. That's me. I'm gonna kick his ass
That's right. Yes. Fuck. Yeah, dude. Show him the wolf inside you. Let's hear your howl. Yeah, bro
I am a wolf
Damn
Okay
Wait
Wait, did I beat him up? I think I beat him up, right?
Mel saw me at least stand up for myself, and is more attracted to me than ever.
She broke up a tip. Thanks, dude.
That's right. That's right.
Hey, again. Thanks for helping me see Steven was the one for me.
That's right.
Be down? I think I always knew.
Oh, yeah. He knew that. Oh, for sure. Definitely.
Bro, did you see me kick Steven's gnome ass?
Wait. Wait, he beat him up?
Wait, so he got beat up and he still got the girl.
Oh, my God.
Okay, oh it's a big oh wow wow look at bakery time
Frosted sprinkled doughnut. Oh boy just what I want
produce hub
What's this?
Yikes, oh
Our ingredients your satisfactory
Who's this? Yes? Yes
Tell me I have to immediately tell her I'm streaming
Hey shawty you looking mad good want to say hi to my stream? Yes
You're a bit young to be talking to me like that. Are you filming a video or something? Yes bitch?
I just told you I'm just looking for content got any pointers
Yeah, yeah, you should do one of those videos where you pay for people's groceries starting with mine
Deploy man, I would but I already gave all my money to homeless people
She's gonna pay for that bitch bro, like she can do only fans if she needs I don't need to pay for that fuck that
Yeah, the sips pay for that shit. I'm gonna knock this around. Yeah. What's up bitch? I do what I want
We out here. What's up?
What's up fat? What's up fat question?
Holy shit, when did I walk into the twin staff headquarters?
It's a moderator
Oh, this is the content jackpot, dude. We got a soil viewer here a soil
Do I want to feed fatty some food
Do I want to buy fatty? I'm gonna buy fatty some food
You can keep providing me content like that anything. Meet me at the register later. Okay
Wait offer to pay for food I don't want to pay for all of I just want to pay for that bitch
Who's this who this yes? Yes?
Offer to buy their growth. No
No, well, maybe I have to maybe I have to chat. You know this whole thing's pre-recorded who's bald
Offer to buy grocery. Yo, I'm buying everyone's groceries in the store today. Meet me up front later
I'm gonna have to do it. I have to do it's like get a few
Oh my gosh, that's so nice of you. I've been struggling a bit with buying organic because of the up job
But now I can eat healthy. My doctor says I should lay off the process foods, you know, that's fake
Process foods are good for you. And of course to incorporate less sugar in my diet
It's such a struggle having to manage that when I love snacking so much, you know
It's fallen asleep, please stop your gap in true
Oh, okay
Yeah, you little loser you little bitch, but you don't pay okay, okay
The birds do you work for them? Do you work for the birds?
Yeah, are you tweaking? Do you need any groceries? I'm buying them for everyone here. There's no way he needs a lot of food, right?
I need two, two only. I need him to hide myself. The birds see me on the cameras to buy it for me
There's no way he needs a lot of food right? Oh, wait, I offered to buy fatties
Who offered by a rooster winner soldier? I'm buying everyone's groceries in the store today
Meet me up front later, and I got you damn
God bless you citizen. Damn
Okay, wrap it up little bro pay for their stuff. Okay. I'm gonna pay for it right now
You want to see a video of my meat? I
Didn't
Excuse me, that is so inappropriate, young man.
Ah, so true.
No, bro, I cooked a steak earlier on stream.
You wanna watch the VOD?
What?
I don't think so.
Please go away.
But I thought I had to pay for this...
Uh...
Talk to a food up cashier.
If you're not going to buy any...
Okay, it's apparently not her.
Alright, let me look around.
Oh, it's the other way around.
I see.
What's up, bitch?
Hello!
How are you today?
Hope you're having a great day shopping at food up your neighborhood source for all the best ingredients
Yes
Yo, can I make an announcement on the intercom? I'm gonna pay for everyone's groceries today. Damn, bro ball out
That's so nice of you. You got it
Prank everyone and say you're not
Shall I just do it
I'm not just doing brah. I'm gonna hit it
Hey, can everyone come to the front so I can come on guys
BBLs I guess fuck I'm paying for your shit get baited losers fucking base
All right, how many viewers did I get for that?
Wait for oh, wow, I got four viewers
wait wait what wait up they locked me in wait what what what I do wrong what do I do I didn't
do it I didn't do anything really coming together around here hello hope you're having a great
Day seems you've been stirring up quite a storm out there. I'm just mock. I'm a mockless little fucking
Something shut up. You rub one out in here once a day. Shut up. Shut up. Oh, that's highly and that's right
We have to maintain the highest standard of quality for all our customers. I'm gonna mock him again
I'm a joke up on him again. Shut up, bro. You sound like a fucking. Yeah, I apologize
Please feel free to leave us a review
But for now, I encourage you to listen to what I have to say
I was gonna say what am I in trouble or something oh absolutely not we've been
watching you carefully since you entered our store and I think we both highly
benefit from a temporary partnership wait so I just I just scammed everybody
and now they want to partner with me based how would you help me all right if
you've been watching me you know I'm a content God bro I don't need any help
true have you spoken to Martin recently our little neighbor over a
Maplewood Market.
Who that is?
Who that is?
No, but get to the point, bro.
I'm losing viewers top and the e-
You see, our partners have been hoping to expand this lot
into a mall for a while now.
And the owner of our neighbor grocery store,
Maplewood Market, he's bitterly stubborn.
You want me to kill him?
Okay.
I kill him.
I kill him.
I need it.
If you help us, we can help you.
We have a rather large advertising budget.
We could promote your channel both locally and nationally the benefits would be instant
I'm immediately gonna go with this guy. Absolutely. What do you want me to do? I have to kill him?
Oh, it's really quite simple. Maplewood market seems to already be such an unsafe shopping environment
They're pipes burst just two weeks
Sabotage the store and cause the person to get killed
Bro, I don't know what the fuck your normie corny ass jack-o-means stop talking like an NPC
But it would just be so unfortunate if someone slipped and fell over there.
You know, we love our neighbors at Maplewood Market and we would hate to see them sued.
Oh no.
But I bet there'd be a lot of viewers in it for you if something so awful happened over
there and you streamed it.
And don't forget the support we give you.
I'm absolutely gonna stage a fucking false flag and get the store shut down and defraud
all these people a hundred percent.
I get money. I would have done this for free
Hey, fuck it dude content is content. That's right. That's right
Terrific you made the right choice your career is gonna. Thank you for this. I know I know
Sabotage Maple Market. Okay, let's go
It's time to ruin lives
Who are these gay boys over here who these losers we're gonna deal with them
Barbecue grill burgers
What's this your chat I got a confession to make I'm a fucking content God true
Yo, bro, you look like a streamer
I know on a completely unrelated note. You want to play a game of would you rather would you rather? Sure?
Why not?
Okay, go ahead. Ask me one. What aren't you supposed to ask me the questions? Wait this was because I'm the streamer
Go ahead. I'm gonna walk in. Okay. Let me
uh bone in or bone list boneless bone list bruh chicken tendies or peek yeah true what okay um
sweet potato fries or french fries uh french fries regular fries bruh anyone who says sweet
potato is cappin fucking ass bros bro i don't want that lose your eyesight or lose your hearing
lose your hearing who's my hearing bruh anything worth hearing is coming out of my mouth anyway
I fucking base. Yes love but poor or rich, but no one likes you. I'll just go with what we already have
Rich and no one likes me. I'll just be the next Elon
Man
Man
Okay, last one kill yourself to save the world or kill the world to save yourself
I will kill the whole world
Save myself if I died my sub-a-thon would end. Yeah, bro. Like that would fuck up the stream great
Can I go back to eating now? Yeah
That was it. Yeah, base
Eat that burger there it is. Oh good
13 other no cutting in line. I'm about to order
Question of my I might tell I'm not shut your old ass up
Bro, you take it longer than GTA to come out wrap it up. Domer
be patient I'm having a hard time reading the menu are you blind or
something wait I can't see that on stream anymore oh no actually I'm
legally blind I'm a question of legally so I can't get banned for talking to you
right I'm on thin ice with staff recently oh I don't know anyway can you
help me read the menu yeah I'm gonna help I'm fine what do you feel like
eating no way okay sure that sounds good no way you want maybe not you might
upset stomach continue what else then they also got fries here you want that
we want baby baby do they have cheeseburgers here yeah okay so you do
want a burger which one bro hurry up oops maybe just a coffee do they have
Coffee here. Oh, maybe dude. Yes. Is that what you want? You're making me lose viewers, man. Dude, dude. Come on
Hmm. Oh ponder it. Thank you for helping me out young man. You can go in front of me if you want
Okay, that's good. Great. Yo twinge popo better not be watching me right now
Joe this must be the big boss man. I just I just start hitting buttons, bro
Bro I had to be an IRL streamer. That's what they want me to do. Hey, what are you doing? You can't be back here
I'll tell them I'll work here. I'll work here now. I'm here for my first day. Yeah, my first day
Okay, you must be the new hire that Jeremy interviewed. What's your name so we can print out a name tag for you?
Buck. I'm Buck. Okay, and last name?
Nekid?
Buck...
Okay, welcome aboard, uh, buck-neck-it.
Wait.
Yeah, don't worry about my name.
What matters is that I'm so excited to start workin'.
Oh, okay. That's terrific.
I missed your initial interview, so you can tell me a little bit about yourself.
I'm a streamer. I've got to tell them I'm a streamer.
I got experience cookin' fireclips and brain rock content for them.
That's impressive.
We'll have you cookin' soon.
Now just head on up to the front desk and help take orders from customers. Okay
What's up fat
What's up fat bitch one girl right now though, what do you want?
Do you wish here?
Where's your uniform? Oh?
He must have to walk. Yeah, dude. I just got hired. I'm doing a challenge
Well spend the whole day as a wage cook a wage cook
I think you deserve three. I'm gonna give them for you for free.
I don't know what to say I really don't Wow you did know I
I swear to God I didn't know.
I promise you, I'm being completely honest, 100%.
I have not watched anyone play this game.
I saw there was like one clip of like, I think it was like Emeru reacting to a thing where
it was like Miz on the game.
I didn't even watch it.
I just saw the fucking headline.
That was it.
I have never played this game.
I didn't know anything about this game.
I swore to God, I was not a dev, I was not questioned, I had no idea about it, I didn't
know what was going to be in the dialogue, I had no clue whatsoever.
Cause I feel like at this point it's weird.
Like that's actually weird.
God damn.
That's weird bro like.
Can you give me a pen?
That's crazy
Okay, um when we talk to this loser. Yo welcome to red grilled burgers what you want you want bitch
Can I have a double cheeseburger a large fries a 20 piece nuggets and I'm not interrupting on slow down
You're going too fast. You wanted cheese burger cheese burger. No. No. I wanted a double cheeseburger hurry
I'm hungry marker boo a double. She's a big girl. Isn't she that bitch? That's right
It's not for me. I'm also ordering for my children. I want to talk to the manager. I am the manager
That would be me. I'm the manager. Is there a problem? That's right
You are and this is how you run your establishment. You should be ashamed
I'm leaving you a one-star review. I don't give a fuck
You should leave several, in fact, you should tell your friends to leave the rest of our reviews too, since we're so bad.
That's right.
This is ridiculous. I'm starving and I don't have time for this. I'm waiting for someone else to take my order.
What a stupid bitch.
Let me go. I'm gonna take this guy's foods.
Oh wait, oh no, that's not it. Okay.
Alright, let me get the fuck out of here.
Where is the manager?
Who's this other fat?
I'm gonna make fun of him. Fat.
Hey dog, you waiting for someone or are you just really eating that all alone?
Low key sad, bruh.
Three burgers on the table. Three burgers.
That's your problem, kid. I'm just trying to eat.
Yo, bruh, you look like an expert.
Can I get an expert?
You got the best burger chain and shit.
Thoughts?
Huh? What?
Bro am I muted or some shit? I asked what the best burger change is Burger King Burger
Um, what do you think is the best? Oh, oh, uh five fries five fries
Burger Queen. No, no, it's definitely not water burger. I'll tell you that give me my ice a piss
Five minutes. No five guys
All right, I'm back.
ah okay five fries five fries is the
goat brah I want all five to run a train
on me on God damn damn let him know
yeah yeah fuck you laughing at pussy
I'm right chat this guy's a bitch don't
listen to him just a second
okay all right we get some of that oh wait fat fatty don't want to talk to me
I'm a fuck fuck fuck yeah why aren't you guys subbing get my get my I can't
break this I got too high of a purple bar what's behind here who's this oh that's
it huh you got the name on them on yeah I'm a good money hmm only if you spend it
on drugs and lottery that's right don't forget what don't forget alcohol yeah
Yeah, you got it man. I'll buy some of this snooze. Give me money
Okay, all right, uh, I asked about snooze. Okay, I'm gonna ask it. What's snooze bruh some vape flavor. Uh-oh
You wouldn't that a stand man. You're in the game with fuck shut up
You want I'm smart bruh try me. He's smart
Snooze is a sort of tobacque that must stop right under lepman.
The most popular one since the streets here in nicotine.
oh yeah brah the abadaba do for real yeah yeah no doubt for sure save gang
yeah yeah no doubt for sure save gang he'll be safe
oh oh oh oh there it is
probably swedish after snooze I don't know what the hell that is
and we're gonna live in a garbage can I'm not gonna live in a garbage can.
Alright, now lemme fuck this entire place up.
Imma fuck everything up.
Who's all bald?
Hey, welcome in!
It feels like a great day today.
I really hope it continues going that way.
Okay.
Okay.
Can I fall over? Where do I fall over?
Oh my god, he's right over here.
Trap it, trap it, trap it.
Mark will prevent any sabotage from being in first.
Okay
I can't get rid of
Hello, I hope you're having a great day. Tell him. There's a homeless guy in his alley
Did you know there's a homeless guy in your back? Yeah, and not in the gateway. Oh
That's just a bastion, you know our friends I am a fix of snooze occasionally
And he scares away the kids that vandalize my building. Oh
Ooooooh!
Okay, let me try another one.
Hello! Hope you're having a great day.
Your car's getting stolen.
Someone outside is trying to steal your whip, I think.
I think it might be one of those food hub guys.
Uh-oh.
What?!
Those food hubbass-er!
Wait!
I didn't try to work!
Ha ha!
Very funny!
You got me good.
What a nice guy!
Oh!
Hope you're having a great day.
Tell his wife got in an accident. His kids got in an accident.
I think I just saw your kids get into an accident.
They fell off their bikes at the bottom of the hill.
Uh-huh. Yeah.
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Very funny!
My children are in their 20s and off to college.
Almost got me though.
I assumed he was divorced. There's no way that was the right answer, right?
Oh my god. There was an accident near my house.
There was a woman being taken to the hospital and she kept screaming,
Please call my husband Martin at Maplewood.
Oh no.
What? No, oh my god. Is she okay?
Uh, nope.
Actually, yes, yes, she's uh, no.
No man, she's not okay. Trust me, you need to go to the hospital and see her. She might not make it.
Damn.
Oh my god. I wasn't there for her because I was running this damn store. I can't lose her, I have to go.
Oh no. I need to see her!
Okay, alright, let's go.
I think I need new mods.
Yeah, true, true.
Okay, now I'm gonna fuck up his store.
Now it's time for me to fuck up in store right now. Let's go
Oh
You you are not fit to run a store. Oh, no
I'm gonna sue the heck out of you. Oh, no, uh-oh. I
Did it more soul rivals has been to it
I got eight. I got eight six viewers. Oh, it's huge
Okay, now let me go back. I'm gonna go talk to him now
Okay
Here we go
Consequences will never be the same true
That's an old one
Who's this guy? Hey man, you're stream-looking dad. You need a view about cheap I sell
Oh
What you boss, I don't know man in that little sketchy. Oh
Okay, everyone use I run big view bus farm in Vietnam. Oh
Let's kiss now on the frequent customer
I'm a buyer. I'm a bar. I'm a bar you bought right now. Hey fuck it dude. I need to speed this shit up
I'm up. I'm a buy. Oh
Oh, but then I get more notoriety. I can't do that. I can't do that. Never mind
Shit
Because I'm already almost capped out
Really come hello again
We have never heard maple wood such a shame about what happened to that poor lady
We're just glad such an unsafe establishment is closing for good
Mmm, and of course since you helped us I've just advertised your stream on our social
Damn, we hope you enjoy the new viewership damn bro. Hello again, friend
I ruined that dude's entire life for eight viewers. I
Feel like that's a good idea though, right? Hope you're having a great day shopping at food up today. Okay now
I need I need seven more viewers chat am I alpha I need seven more viewers gentlemen
Um, can I get viewers? No, I can't get viewers in there.
Okay, I need to think. I need to think.
I could... I could kick the expensive car.
You sold out? I know.
Interact with objects?
Should I?
I'm gonna hit the expensive car.
What the fuck? I got banned?
Bitch-ass staff.
oops oops oh you took it a little bit too far with the edginess and you caught a
band your time offline costed you viewership fuck fuck man fuck now you
can buy the view bots almost yeah okay I still cannot okay I did this all
All right, I need to figure out, okay, I talked to him.
I talked to her.
Chat, anyone want mod?
Move it along, kid.
Damn, bro, I don't know who I talked to,
who I talked to.
I gotta figure it out.
Maybe I talked to whoever this is.
New scene enough, oh, oh wait, that's right.
I know what house that is.
Okay, let's go over here.
Hello?
Hello?
Knock, knock.
was there your your who your dog is dead I accidentally hit him with my car sorry
brother what how did you run him over what the fuck okay all right that worked
wait what's this what's this whoa it hold okay okay no I can't do that all
All right, let me think what else I can do.
Boom.
Wait, so I just kick people shit around?
Do I get more viewers?
Oh, this is huge.
Oh, this is great.
89.
Well, who's this guy?
Huh?
Dude, that drone is so cool, man.
I wanna fly too and shit.
Shit.
Hey, what you guys doing?
What are we doing?
Quick smoke, Sash, dude.
You buying or not?
S or a hit.
Can I just get a hit, bro?
Let me get it.
I want to make sure I'm buying that gold shit.
Yeah, yeah.
Why only sell good shit?
But you're going to have to chief on this.
Okay, uh, what do you mean?
What's that mean, bro?
I can tell you've never smoked that green before.
Say you have.
I'm going to lie.
I'm going to lie.
Heck, bro, of course I've smoked before.
I ain't a virgin.
Trust me.
Damn.
Ha, sure, bro.
take a hit then big guy okay smoke the joint hi chat this one's for you oh
inhale i'm in here
oh god damn oh shit he hit it dude that wasn't even we wait what what the fuck
dude did you laced that shit it's got a fan of fucking die was it fent yeah oh god if i die
Give my to my friend Gerard
I'm gonna go with it
Okay, I feel it. No some good shit. All right, bro. Hit me with the oregano
You're funny little dude. We were getting graffiti maple with market
But we just want to chill now since we're cool. You can have the spray paint though. Wait, I could start vandalizing
Oh, thanks this whole town finna know my name give you viewers give you a notoriety cost, okay?
Alright bro, I'm gonna tag their shit up. Let's go.
It says T, right? T to tag.
Okay.
Damn.
Damn, let him know.
Okay, I do one more.
Oh no.
I gotta do another one.
I'm a 95 I'm a 95 viewers
But if I buy it then I get I get 20 no to write. Oh, no tiger car
Because if I can't save the vodka I feel like I just do it what if I bought myself right now give me a 20
I'm gonna hit it right now. I'm gonna hit it. I'm gonna do I see what happens
Let's do it. Let's do it. Fuck it, bro. Fuck it.
I hit 100 viewers. Yep, there it is.
No.
Okay.
It doesn't matter because I already achieved it.
Yeah, I already achieved it. See, I knew it was the right call.
You got suspended. I'm gonna fuck.
I did not give a fuck. I did that on purpose. I knew that would work.
I knew that shit would work.
Let me talk to my boy.
Sup dude?
You still dead streamer?
Or have you climbed out of iron?
You gotta break at least a hundo if we're gonna get any pussy at twinch con.
Ooh, we hit it.
Yeah bro, check out my stream stats.
Broke a hundred just like I said I would.
That's right, that's right.
Holy shit, let's fucking go!
After twinch con, you should move to Austin and join all the other untruity randies.
Anyway, ready to go?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Okay, alright, let's get it. Alright cringe gone. Yeah, let me do it. It's time
Let's do it, bro. I'm all out of content here time to network in the big big leagues big time. Let's go
I'm going to twitch God. He was a streamer boy
Dude, my stream is epic. There's no fucking service down here. Oh, no
Oh, no
Bro, what?
No.
He's losing, dude.
Okay, let's go. We gotta go quick, quick. Let's go, bro.
Let's go.
Let's go. We're good. We're good.
This is fine. This is fine.
Follow Gerard at the garage.
Where's that? Alright, alright, we go this way?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
There it is.
There it is.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're ballin out let's go oh god almost got it by that car
I'm going fast
I know it's a lap we gotta go that way right wait
Where we go? I'll go with you bro
I'm going with him. I'm losing all my viewers. Everybody's leaving. Everybody's leaving my stream
They're leaving my stream. I have to go faster
Quick!
Okay, alright.
Okay, alright, I'll win.
I'll win.
Get inside of here.
Follow.
Get out, I'mma leave.
I'mma leave.
Stream reconnecting.
Damn, that should crash down hard.
Yes!
Oh my god.
Those views you have were amateur numbers compared to what you'll get here trust me, bro
Damn now you spit in facts for real though. There's gonna be so much shit here for me to farm
I was tripping true bro. You're right true bro. Go. Yeah, that's some non salon dread head energy right there
That's right. All right, enough. Yeah, let's get in there. That's right. Fuck. Yeah
Okay, let's go. Oh
I gotta go in the line to the top of shredded
Fuck this
Fuck this what up here from my entry badge names Caden Brantley. She doesn't have colored hair
This isn't a real twitch staff. Did you just cut those people waiting before you back of the line
We'll call you up when it's your turn. I'm gonna make up a lot of slides bitch. Listen. My dad works for twinge
Yeah, yeah, you wouldn't want me yeah, stay in Clancy
You wouldn't let good one kid back of the line what South story I need to get in there
I just lost like 200 viewers trying to get through the garage
Mmm, absolutely not back in a line
My mom is kind of homeless I live with my dad I want to help her out. What does this guy do with it?
Well, you're trying not to laugh, bro. That's disrespectful as shit, brother
Smiling, bro. That's fucked up. You disrespectful as shit, bro. Why you laughing at me, bro? True, bro
Fine here's your badge you're free to go so he had the bully her in oh, that's a good idea
What about this bitch? What do you want?
You've already got your badge. Please shut up brothers brother line empty. Yeah. Yes
That's true
Who's this loser Harry crack oh
Those are the viewers
Hey man, I'm out here doing freestyle raps for people. Can I spit something for you?
Ask if you can rap.
Yo, bro, can I spit some bars with you?
Yes.
Uh, yeah, sure. Let's see what you got.
I'm gonna rap about bitches.
Yeah, I got 20 bitches in my DMs.
TwingeCon to CM.
Davey St. Kate Ann.
Give me some more cement.
Yeah, straight fire, bro. That's how you do it.
it oh my god yeah nice bro that was certainly interesting but it's my turn
huh give me some words and I'll freestyle straight off the dome did you mean
is this what I think it is first word did you mean is that two words did you
man
oh my
goon
I word goon got it one more word
famine tax
famine tax
that's two words but fine
I we got did you mean goon and famine tax
I'm getting paid like I'm Digimane with the cookie and why they ain't even buying my
head and looking.
I'm on Twitter and I see some titties and I'm feeling bitter but I'm gonna have to
go in for a second.
All the different loot pics and then shit.
Let me take a bite of that quick clammin' tax and then I relax.
Any means possible I'm not too good at that.
Oh my fucking god.
blaze him
shit bruh that was fucking fire
harry cracked the goat on god
true
hell yeah bruh
hell yeah
fucking based
okay
hello
who's this
and shimmy you are also a twin shimmer
yeah
yeah
i am
good job bruh
wait he only has 27 viewers why are we talking to him
it wasn't a question
i am
here to network in hubsa taking a portion of your viewers for myself
im gonna shoot him away get away from me
You're already taking my viewers. Get away. Allow me to use your network for my own now in the future
I will allow you one string with me once I surpass you. Do we have a deal refuse?
Fuck off bro quit leaching exactly the loss only 1% of shimmers actually achieve success define a
Sustainable six-year salary with trends of growth that outperform inflation. Uh-huh statistically. You would not be hopeful
I will not waste my time anymore on such a small streamer. I must diversify my network
27 viewers.
I gotta get the fuck outta here.
True.
Jack, make sure to keep the tab open for me.
I know they won't ask of me.
Oh, it's Twitch gone.
How we doin' out there?
Donate.
Can I take their money?
What?
The audience.
I got it.
Okay.
Um...
Give me one second.
Gamble?
I can gamble
30 I'm gonna hit 30
I feel like honestly just stand like I'm yeah, yeah
Yeah, I'm gonna do something.
I'm never lucky.
Okay, I gotta get that money back now.
I gotta get my money back.
I gotta get my money back right now.
I'm gonna hit once.
Here you go.
I'm getting ready to make my money back.
I have to steal more money I'm out of all whoa whoa what's up with
this is a tech tone
cool you playing here oh it's so much more than a coomer game dude it's it's a
turn-based strategy oh this what's this game's name anyway for a research
purpose what's it called I'm not telling you Sierra is mine you won't take her
from me damn damn
Save game
Got fall asleep now. I'm gonna take a break
This game exceeded my expectations. This is a good game
Like this is a good game. I like this. This was fun. You guys have fun playing. I'm gonna play more of it tomorrow
I'm thinking what do you guys think we get more to it?
Where we at
This is clever as fuck man
They really put it in it made it happen actually worse. Yeah, that's good. I didn't expect to be as good. Yeah, I know
Like this would be fucking funny. That's game you played in a long time
Not a fan of crimson death. What are you?
And yeah, but they're okay game. I'm out of money. That's actually kind of bad
I don't want to run out of money, but that's like new GTA. It's the same thing
It's an exact same thing
Yeah
Some of the dialogue is peak. Yeah, this is really funny
This actually is a really funny game, bro.
Like, I liked it a lot.
Played the arcade.
I will whenever I play it again.
Crimson Desert was kind of, was kind of bought boring.
Not gonna lie.
You think it was boring?
Uh, yeah, you're probably right.
Like, I like the game a lot,
but it's definitely like it drags.
It does drag.
Like, and we played it like,
honestly we played it like,
what, seven fucking days or some shit?
Like, it was a while.
You're only close to shooting.
Yeah, uh, all right.
We're, man, you know, just talking about it.
I did save, right?
I do this thing, right? Like I do this thing, it's like anxiety, right?
Okay.
Die, Caden, die, die, die. Wait, what?
Wait, why is my own mod telling me to die?
Okay, I gotta figure that out. Yeah, I gotta figure that part out. Like, that's fucked up.
That's bad, bro. Like, wow.
He's been doing that really damn like I got to stop paying him then I guess fuck
And so based mom shut the fuck up
So yeah, anyway that game was fucking fun. I actually had a lot of fun. I enjoyed that a lot. It was great
And that might hates you. That's all right. We will invite him to the will invite her to streamer house later on and then we'll
Kill him thinking about just maybe
You know what I mean, that's just my opinion. That's just what I was thinking, right? I'm not saying 100% understand a bit
So yeah, and he'll be dealt with yeah, well, he will be dealt with that's right
And he German yeah, uh, crimson wasn't boring had some good laugh watching you play. I know I know I know you see Marathon's player count
Well, it's probably up today, right because it's a Sunday today Sunday, right?
No, it's Saturday
Damn is Saturday. Okay, like that is that in okay. Um, yeah, that's crazy. I didn't even I just learned that right now
But yeah, no, I've been playing the fuck out creams and desert
I've been playing the fucking a lot with this game. I'll show you I'll show you real quick before I end
Yeah, I'll show you real quick. You see marathon views. I'm running good on a nine at ten
I give the marathon a nine at ten. I would give marathon like a six or seven
Like a six or seven seems like reasonable
like I mean I could see like somebody who's like a big fan saying an eight I
could see somebody who doesn't like it saying a five well I don't think it's
anywhere outside of that I think it's like a five to eight like I it's no
way it's it's below five right I mean it's a functional game it plays
relatively well I mean I can't see that that's not below five
no I'm being honest like that those are the two numbers I said it would be
like I'm not trying to I'm not I'm not on that bullshit like I'm telling
I think it's a truth.
So we play Crimes on Monday?
On Monday?
What happens on Monday?
What the fuck happens on Monday?
Like that, honestly that thing with the donuts was weird though.
Whenever I said three and then he said three.
Wow.
Like, the thing is that like if I was a streamer whenever I was like 19 or 17, I
would be banned.
Like I would have actually just gotten banned
Bring that welfare Wednesday, I stopped doing that because the shit was expensive
Like people I want people donating money and then I want me to watch their fucking stupid ass YouTube video
Shit, she had no way to fuck out of me
Earth On's down 40k players from 80k launch. That's half and half not so good
You'd be Johnny Somali. No, I wouldn't I
I would be more like who's the streamer I would be like I would be like kind of Aiden
I think we're like he just invited all his friends over and they just sat in front of the computer and talk
Like that's really what what I would do
My C see what's going on with my money and get my money up right now
Get the dark marksman set it's pretty good looking yeah, I already had it I found out myself
I gotta check the bank
I'll play this game all day all day all night I'm planning to open the ship why
they make the banker we'll get this here like why they make the banker like
this why they do that it's not weird you know I'm gonna draw some silver oh I
I can't do it. I got 10 gold bars now. I got 10
They call that big money. I'm in what's called a big money situation right now
That's right how big money
That's how I got 50 it's a good start
They said lower accurate banker way accurate to what what do you mean?
We're me and accurate accurate. Well cuz it's a nice place like yeah banks are usually nice. Yeah, they're usually nice
Yeah, that's true. That's what you meant, right?
Yeah, only fucks so weird. Yeah
You playing off-stream fuck yeah, I was playing off-stream I'm playing the fuck out of this game playing this all the time
Like I'm gonna play this a lot
I've been enjoying it too like it's been a really fun game for me to play like um you know I just need to
Need just play it more honestly, that's all there is to us need to play it more I
Can't go over there
Let it show yeah, yeah
Tangrel DLC, did you help the Kelpie farm from the altar I?
Killed the Kelpies I
Killed every Kelpie there was
Because I thought that I would get something for it I
Killed those stupid fucking horses and I killed that bitch. Actually she got mad. I killed her too
Ron I'm King Arthur's anointed Knight I
Can do anything I want I
Can do anything I want I have the I have the fucking the edict of fucking Camelot. I
kill anybody
Just look I don't make the rules actually I do because I'm King Arthur's anointed night
so yeah
Kelpie life from Berserk. I don't know if it's from Berserk or not
Like I don't even know the words from a long so I have no idea
I'm gonna go. I'll probably go out to eat with some some people and so I'm gonna go and do that
I'm gonna back on tomorrow and when I'm back on tomorrow
We gonna do just a little bit
More of that game not this game that game
So anyway guys, thank you all very much for watching. I appreciate it and I will see you all tomorrow. Bye boys. Peace. Yeah
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