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03-29-2026 · 6h 54m
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We doing boys another day, huh?
What's going on guys?
Well, I just woke up maybe a little bit ago, maybe half an hour and ready to know if you
were aggressive today.
I slept for a bit and could have been worse, could have been better, right?
about the same as usual but I'm doing alright and you know woke up we'll get
some of this stuff going on today as always it's apparently it's Sunday today
which is nice and a very relaxing day you see the patch for Cremes and Desert I
did I played all night I put not all night obviously but I stopped at like
3.30 or 4 in the morning right so yeah I did see it it was great I mean I like
the game a lot I played it a lot you guys know that so yeah I've been
popping off man. I'm having a lot of fun. I'm off to Turkey to get a hair transplant.
Wish me luck. Yeah, let me know how it goes, right? And cash
fatality emails today, don't we? Yeah, we'll probably look at that later on today.
I don't know. Got the dragon yet? No, I haven't. And why can't you stream and
just not speak when playing a lot? Well, I want to... The thing is that, like, I
like playing games and relaxing. And like, I don't want to have to think
about people watching me. I just want to play the game, right? Like, that's...
It might sound weird because like people would be like, oh, I'd be okay streaming it to me
I like just sitting in my room by myself with all the lights off
Nobody looking at me. I'm not talking to anybody. Nobody's interacting with me
It's just me in the video game. That's it. And there's something special about that, right?
There is there's something really special about that and I don't want to have to leave that behind and go and stream every game
For me, you know, I like taking time off and just doing that on my own.
Son-Tenly? Yes, exactly. And you gotta give the boys hope, you know, get your hair black.
Yeah, we'll see what happens, right? One day I might get my hair back. We'll see what happens.
You're gonna play Five Nights at Episcene? I did, but the game was kind of stupid.
It was kind of... I mean, it's an edgy meme game, right? Like, it's not actually a video game.
So, I did play it, but I played it for like five seconds. So, yeah, it's not what the channel used to be.
Yeah, yeah to an extent but I decided not to do that anymore. So yeah, there it is
You should do a silent you should do silent no volume gameplay with no video
No, I don't want to like I don't want to I don't know really how that's complicated
But like yeah, I don't want to do that. I like just sitting in my room and playing the game by myself, right?
That's it. That's what I like doing and yeah, it's really that simple and
Yeah, but sense I figure it's trash. Yeah, no doubt
Notice how Twitter got flooded with base Japanese tweets. This is the best timeline. I saw a little bit of that
I did and I don't know if you'd be interested the theory that Iran is
The Iran war is something fabricated between the military industrial complex and financial industrial complex
People say that about every war that's ever happened. I mean like I'm sure that it's in their best interest right in a way
But also like having a long term, you know, like political
destabilization isn't really good for anybody unless people that can like
consolidate resources like Warren Buffett did right in like the recession in
like 2011 right so yeah when you post content king on YouTube I have no idea I
mean I don't do my YouTube uploads so you know my editors are gonna do it in
like the pacing that they think makes sense so I have no idea besides that I
don't know and yeah anyway would you get ready for war points well yes
Exactly right there are gonna do I don't know if they're doing I don't think they're doing the draft right?
I'm pretty sure they're not I think it's just for signing up, but yeah
They did increase the amount of time it would take for you to sign up right and we'll see how that goes
But um, you know like I I think that's a little bit unsettling, but we'll see see what happens and what is this here?
I'm not going yeah, no doubt and what it makes sense to wait for a full playthrough before uploading content King
It's short. I just have no idea. I haven't played the whole thing obviously
That's why I'm playing it through but it was really weird when I was playing that game and everything that I said
Then the streamer said that thing and it was like I'm actually just a toxic kid's dreamer
Like what happened right? I mean, I don't know like how is it like the three doughnuts thing?
That shit really bothered me that did that got me fucked up
I was like wait a minute. What's going on with this and so your content Jesus
I guess so the entire war feels like insider trading tactic
Everybody people always say stuff like that because I think it makes them feel smart, but like I don't really know why you'd think that
I mean, there's no real reason to think that it's just people making up some things so they can feel like they're you know
They're they're in on it, right?
So yeah, it's got that I work in my car for three hours. Holy fuck man
And any increase of the Japanese post for you. Yeah, I saw a handful of them
I did and I'll go through some of that in general and just kind of look through everything else
There's been a number of what is this here?
Today the FBI in New York PD
Disrupted a plot by a member of a pro-Israel terrorist organization to assassinate near Dean Kaswani
This is a reprehensible act of political violence. There's no place for it in our city
I'm thankful that she's safe and the assailant is under arrest
arrest. You should vote to send Israel more money for weapons. And then obviously Alexandria
Ocasio-Cortez, AOC responds and says, I never have. Feel free to keep lying publicly, though.
Those checks don't cash themselves and you aren't talented enough to be relevant with
the truth. Man. Man. The funny thing is that, you know, people like her, like this
This is the, it's the endless purity testing, right?
It's the purity spiral, I love to see it.
These are, yes, cat fight, yeah cat fight, ha ha ha.
This is a situation where it doesn't matter who loses, I win.
I think it's funny, I do.
I think it's funny to watch these people fight.
Yep, it's a Karen fight, exactly.
And yeah, bitch fight, more like it, yeah, you're right about that.
Yeah, we'll see but that's really it's mugenics. Yeah, IRL mugenics and it's just embarrassing
Isn't it absolutely fucking embarrassing, but no, I don't know what this is that the over
I do think that there is this like over
Fixation about Israel where every single problem is related to tangential to caused by
Surrounded by you know encouraged by so everything has to do with Israel
Like I get that look I gave you don't like Israel. I get it, but like God damn
McDonald's wasn't slow today because of Israel. Okay, like you didn't have
Like you didn't have a bad car loan because of Israel. Okay, well, it's just cuz you're a moron like that's it
I mean Israel controls the US. It's not Israel. They don't like
It's the juice oh man, I know that
This is the main reason Israel's PR sucked. We just gave up on PR. Fuck these people.
Well, I think Israel's PR sucks because
They bomb kids. I think that's the reason why and I think also they don't and here's the other issue too is that
You guys have this like really weird middle ground where if you guys had just gone in and just totally wiped out Hamas
By any means necessary. I think most people probably would see it better than the ongoing
bleeding out because I think the problem is that if you don't immediately stomp
something out and instead of that you just kind of let it get worse and worse
and worse it festers and people get more angry about it over time the ADL
doesn't help their case yeah and you guys should get in like the ADL like
what the anti-defamation league that's making like a tier list of like video
games like which video games protect Jews holy fuck like what is this like
Like this is, yeah, aren't the kids collateral damage?
They are, but people don't see it that way.
Like I'm talking about like, so the optics around something
are different than the way that I see it.
Like I don't care about optics, but other people do.
There's a reason why optics matter for some people.
And I think that's it.
I love their monster burn for good.
They're basically like cockroaches.
Yeah, they basically are.
Well, hopefully you guys can snip them all.
And yeah, they're fucking terrorists and fuck them.
That's the way I see it.
Ready to curb stomp at this point?
I hope so.
I hope you guys get it done.
And coincidence, how we have a couple
their near shooting incidents following the no kings protest well I didn't see
that I have no idea about that at all if every single time you didn't find a
Jew behind negative policies and events happening in the West then people wouldn't
notice them but I feel like there's that's not even really true though because
you have tons of people aren't Jewish that make up dumb policies like you have
plenty of white people that make stupid policies black people make stupid
policies Arabs make stupid policies you know Christians make stupid
policies fluffy like yeah I don't think that's the case man I don't I
I think that being dumb isn't something that's unique to Jews. It's not.
And I don't know. That's what I think. Do you see another terrorist attack in the UK?
No, I didn't. And I did see you. So I got, this is a nice new thing,
Aspen Gold admits to stealing after claiming $20 thief deserves five years in prison.
So this is another, now I thought this was funny because I thought the political posts
were off of LSF, but apparently it wasn't enough for them, right? They had to, ah, well,
we'll just get a little one in here, right? It's not really political, so we can make an exception.
So we've got a new, a new Asmongold hypocrisy, okay? Let's go ahead and listen to the hypocrisy,
all right? Let's get it. And how do I know that? Because I used to steal shit like crazy.
I used to do it all the time. My dad even taught me how to do it
He said I remember he would be he even thought there were times that he thought that I was stealing something
And he would immediately stand in a position and try to watch I was a Hollywood thing
But he immediately got in position for it. And so anyway, I takes one to no one
So they're mad about this
They're mad now. Why are they mad? It's actually very simple why they're mad. It's cuz they're retarded
Now why are they retarded? That's the real question naturally. Well the reason
why they're retarded is that these people are so reddit, reddit views, I'm pretty
sure there's nothing that you can do that's worse on Reddit than be what they
perceive to be hypocritical. And the reason why is that it insults
their intelligence. See, hypocrisy is an insult that affects every
person that interacts with it. Because hypocrisy is something that is an insult to the intelligence
of the audience. It's an insult to the intelligence of the audience because it makes people think
that basically they're not able to catch on what you're saying. So that's the reason
why so many people get angry about hypocrisy. Now let's explain why this isn't hypocrisy.
So the entire thing, I thought about going live, I read, I saw this before I went live,
and I thought about saying that the difference between me and the guy is that I'm not black,
and like just fucking farming a clip, but I decided not to do that, right?
The real difference is that behavior follows incentives, right?
And because behavior follows incentives, the reason why I would steal things is
the same reason why he stole things.
It's because he knew he would get away with it.
It's because you know that you can get away with it.
So most people that commit crimes, they make basically risk assessment analysis.
Now, not all of them, right?
But the overwhelming majority of people who commit crime assess the level of risk that
the crime has, and then they plan around that.
The smart ones, well, even the medium ones, right?
Even the dumb ones.
It's only really the insane ones that can't do risk assessment.
So that's the reason why, for example,
people break into cars all the time,
but they don't break into mailboxes as much,
because one's a federal crime and the other one isn't.
So there are a lot of times that people rob a bank
and they don't bring a gun.
Why they not bring a gun?
Because even if you bring something that looks like a gun,
you can go to jail.
People, let me think, can I think of another one?
I don't know if I can think of another one.
But people oftentimes break the law
in ways that are kind of the softest way possible
because they don't want to get in trouble for that right
the word is that a crime of passion no forethought but what's a crime of
retardation most of them
so what i was illustrating in this point is that
i'd behave and i respond to incentives the same as the guy that's at the
taco truck here the hot necks the hot dog stand
and in the same way that i
might came up with the conclusion that it would be okay for me to steal
something because
even if i got in trouble the punishment would be so minimal
that it wouldn't even matter
then i think he's thinking the same thing even the cop whenever the cop was
talking to the the turkish you know owner of the hot dog stand
was saying like yeah we're probably not going to do anything about this it's
twenty dollars
so that's the real reason why he's stealing he's stealing because he knows
he can get away with it
and that's the main problem now there is no hypocrisy here
because i accept and i understand why people steal i know why they steal
you shouldn't steal and i was engaging in bad behavior when i did steal
but the reality is that i think that the internet is so
they're so used to being rationalized by people that have bad intentions
they're not used to people saying like yeah i did it because i wanted to do
it right that's it
but yeah there's plenty of people that are like me that do stuff like that
of course people steal makes sense but you still shouldn't do it yes but you
shouldn't do it
that is the that is time for morality
like they shouldn't do this
what do you fucking retarded
what are you talking about they shouldn't do this of course they shouldn't do
this
they're doing it anyway though in the building is really full amount of the
source or true that was a that was a great day for me
and uh... yeah they are not to know it again like you never never think
like that because
it at basing your ideology and then they try to plan things around like a
trust system that way
is just it's doesn't work man
and uh... so yeah i mean that's it i was the same way we're still in this
also unspoken that we don't steal uh... anymore what you obviously don't
steal stuff anymore right stop on them
the boxy the point of your view the part of the same thing or worse will
know it there's no hypocrisy at all
because i was doing this because i knew i wouldn't get in trouble and he was
doing this because he knew we wouldn't get in trouble
do you think that he would even think about doing this in dubai would he
ever think about doing this in China? Would he ever think about doing this in
Singapore? No, because he'd be dead. That's the reason why. So everybody in the
whole world, the behavior that they do follows incentives. And the reason why he
stole something out of that hot dog stand is because he knew he could get
away with it. And that is the core point. That is the reason. And so I'll
read a few of the posts about it, right? But do you think there's another
level of terrible if you steal from a dude's? Even LSF is agreeing. He
He also stole master in the hospital during COVID.
Not exactly, okay?
But yeah, kind of.
And that was mainly my dad, to be fair, right?
But yeah, even listening to one day of his full stream,
he'll say something hypocritical every day.
Well, of course, right?
I wonder why somebody went to watch
other people's perspectives.
And this is also, I also just wait for the day,
he pulls someone up and he can't give a good rebuttal
to them.
Bro, I'm praying for this.
I'm praying for this. Oh my God. I hope this chatter owns him. I hope he... Dude, what are
you doing? What are you doing with your life? I don't know what's wrong with you. Don't you
have something better to do? What a loser. Yeah, it's almost a compliment to me, isn't
it? And that shitty person admits to being a shitty person. This is again, everybody
on the internet is concerned about how they are perceived. I am concerned about
at how things are done.
I don't care about it when people see me,
like this doesn't matter to me.
Like people aren't gonna like what I do or what I say
just cause I'm an asshole.
That's the way it is.
The dude's family was on welfare all life growing up.
It's just now that he made some money.
He does think he is part of the superior race.
So I'm also part of the superior race.
This is white people I'm assuming, right?
And yeah, I don't know where this came from.
I have no idea, but I'm just learning this right now.
I'm actually part of the superior race.
That's crazy.
How about that?
Jesus Christ, take away Australia
to be the biggest welfare queen in Texas.
Absolutely I would be.
I never wanted a job.
I never wanted to work.
I never wanted to be a contributing member of society.
All I wanted to do was live off the government,
commit petty theft, and play video games,
and jerk off all day, and hang out with my friends.
That's all I ever wanted in my life.
I never wanted anything else.
I didn't want an expensive car.
I didn't want a big house.
I didn't want to be an astronaut.
I thought the moon would be cold.
I don't like cold.
It's too cold.
Like you can't go to sleep.
It's bright on the moon.
I don't want to deal with it.
So anyway, and anyone from your IRS play games?
Not that many of them, right?
And his mindset is purely parasitic and opportunistic.
He doesn't have a problem with stealing, for example,
but understands it shouldn't be around.
That's right.
So in his mindset, the thief is smart
for getting away with it as long as they can.
but the thief catcher should also put a stop to it,
not because stealing is bad,
but because the thief catcher having more stuff is good.
That's right, his whole worldview is this way.
Like an animal.
He doesn't have compassion or a sense of justice or empathy.
It's purely might makes right
and abuse anything you can for as long as you can.
He has mentally clapped a bunch of words
that you can't say, he is a mentally clapped
bunch of words you can't say on this site.
Which one?
Which one? Got a point? I mean you're not entirely wrong, right? And at least this is
more accurate than general. This isn't some gotcha. This is the same thing
for ten years now. Maybe for you, I didn't know that. The astounding
hypocrisy doesn't shock me though. So the reason why redditors think that
hypocrisy is such a big problem and oh this is I'm a loser like Hassan. Let's
see if there's any more of these. Stealing from Walmart and pretty much
the mindset of these people rules apply to everyone but themselves.
uh... going to put it to ninety eight was the clip the guy does is five years
well obviously i'm i did say that i absolutely said that
he thinks you have harsher presents because he is to steal admitted it in
the only did so
because he knew he would get away with it argue amongst yourself since the
clarifying this isn't
there you go
the funny thing with as one is that he has some unhinged as fuck takes but
the general population seems unable to understand even basic stuff so most
criticism falls flat anyway
like people try to get him on racism or sexism or whatever
political correctness optics cheat code and said the positions on voting rights
all you mean how i don't think most people should be allowed to vote
that's true like if you're in that negative taxpayer out these bill of
vote
and if you're an immigrant and you're in that negative taxpayer i think you should
get sent back unless you're part of a uh...
you know an important job that we can't get ready for it yet
uh... you're not that i mean that or or something else
uh... it's wild for sure is better takes a few other things are out of
context take awful stances
the reason why so here's the real reason why they don't argue with those other
opinions
it is fundamentally because
hypocrisy is the only thing that redditors can understand
because oftentimes the reddit version of hypocrisy
is based off of a misunderstanding so it's an entire type of outrage that's
defined by a lack of intelligence and understanding
because they basically misunderstand two things and then they compare them
in a way that's incorrect because they don't understand them
and then they say well the disparity between these means that you're wrong
so that's really what's happening
which return democracy into starship troopers democracy yes exactly
and uh... written wishing to listen to some part i don't want to listen to
some bullshit okay i don't know what that is of no idea
and uh... anyway being a program doesn't also make you wrong will also
most people are hypocritical like people do things are hypocritical
all the time right
i think that most people say that you know here's a good example
most people on reddit i think should say the taxes should be higher right like
welfare should be higher
uh... you know like we should get free health care
well who wants to pay extra money for free health care very few people do
so the problem is that a lot of people have you know they want to have higher
taxes they want to have these
you know like that the
the my guess i will first date like europe has like with free health
care and
you know other types of like you know child uh... you know like you like
fucking daycare and shit like that
uh... but they don't actually pay it themselves many people do this and
it's okay to do that because you have to assume that a person will always act in self-interest.
That's the truth. Is that a person will always act in self-interest and if you design a system
that doesn't take that into account and it doesn't place that first and foremost,
you have a system that will fail because it does not take into account the core human condition.
No, excuse me. Okay, we're good. And they want to write checks. They don't have to cash
without the entire society. Yeah, they want to write somebody else's check. That's what
it is. Dante's Infernal Hypocrisy is so different than Reddit's Logical Hypocracies. Well,
that's because they're not logical. They're emotional. They get mad about me saying this.
So yes, I mean, once again, Reddit is angry at me because of their both my superior
intelligence and both their lack of intelligence. But this is just what happens. I mean, it's
another day that ends in Y. What do you expect? But, you know, I do want to say that, like,
I find it interesting that, you know, finally there's like another post that's like complaining
about me. The moment that any post that goes, you know, even slightly viral is always about
some fucking idiot, me, Hasan, Destiny, XQC, or maybe two other people saying something
That's what it is. You realize single-payer health care would be cheaper for you than your current model due to how much insurance companies enforce health care up right?
Yeah, I know that. I think we should have single-payer health care too. Yeah, I realize that. I know that. Anyway, I don't know why you...
Yeah, I know that. Like, that's... Obviously, that's the case. And so God forbid a person does something wrong and knowledge is wrong.
it was wrong, Reddit isn't capable of doing that.
Well, it's what I said before the other day
about how people want to have this like moral consistency
where they look like they're, what the fuck is this?
What the fuck?
I have to, I have to, I have to,
I have to, I have to, I have to, I have to,
I have to, I have to, I have to,
I have to I have to snip around for the right spot I
Have to snip around for the right spot to piss I do I do
Yeah, I mean I can see why people watch this
Yeah, I mean, this is the kind of stuff that works if you're a pretty girl.
If you're a cute young girl, people are going to watch this.
That's the reason.
How the fuck do I bought this kind of shit?
The kind of people who watch this shit need to go to mental health hospital?
No, they're just... listen, the reason why guys like this, I can explain the reason
why.
They like the idea of having the intellectual and basically, they like the idea of having
control over somebody like this.
And so they watch this because it fulfills that fantasy.
It's not white guys.
I think it's, what do you mean?
No, I think it's definitely white guys.
It's black guys.
It's Asian guys.
Like this is not a racial thing, okay?
And yeah, that's it.
And where's the shock collar?
I mean, honestly, she probably would put one on.
I think that's a good idea.
There it is, right there.
You knew it, and some people need to be on experiment labs instead of sacrificing mice
that offer more valuable society than them.
GROCK WHAT IS HER NAME?
Oh my god, these are just online with I spent 50 hours with the Twitch dog girl?
Wait, this is a whole thing!
Wait a minute.
I need to establish dominance over your dog to make sure she doesn't get the wrong
idea.
That's what I thought.
You gotta be stronger than the dog, this is why the lift weights.
I'm the whole guy.
She actually is at my leg.
dog. Don't bite it. I'm serious. Don't bite it. I think he's got a piece of cake. Stop.
She's really good. He does. He's the only one. He has to want it. I love them. We should
get you a dog bowl where we're here and then you can eat it out of the dog bowl and then
you'll understand. Okay. You can't even see my ears in that pose, first of all, so you
don't need to leave it. Don't worry. Would you bark? You could roar. That's also acceptable.
Yeah, I mean, it's just, it's literally just role-play. It's just role-play. Like,
I mean, I don't know really what's so,
like this is the thing is like,
I mean, as somebody who's been on the internet
since the year 2000,
if I were to rank this of like how weird this is,
four, it's a four.
Sorry, guys.
Sorry, it's really not that bad.
It's really not.
And I know everybody wants to say,
oh wow, this is crazy.
It's control fantasy.
It's no different than VTubers, it's a control fantasy, true, most men love controlling and
to be in control and women need that honestly.
Brother, I think we might need a new mod in this chat.
We might need to promote that guy to moderator.
Man, that's a big one, isn't it?
So anyway, is it different than VTubers?
I don't know if it is or not.
But my point is that mod that guy, yeah, no doubt.
So that's the reason why they do this, that's the whole purpose of it, is that they do it, it's a sexual fantasy
and it's the same with VTubers by the way. Now do we want to look at, let's go ahead, I want to just go and
top 20 most popular VTubers.
I bet every single one of them is gonna be a cute girl.
Just a minute, it's gonna be a cute anime girl with big boobs.
Never mind never mind damn forgot about that one. Oh jeez
Wow, I yeah, oops didn't see that. Okay. Well anyway
Um, love to see it. Yeah, I guess so. Uh, the age of women is over. It's done, guys.
And, uh, what is this? $30,000 a month? You're gonna live in a house? It's $30,000. Oh, my fucking god.
That is insane. Anyway, uh, yeah, top nut ever. Well, anyway, look, look, okay.
So, let me look at the, every single other one is a cute little girl. That's it.
They're all just cute girls and that's the reason why people watch that stuff.
They don't want to see a fat chick.
They don't want to see an ugly chick.
They want to see a cute little girl with big titties that bounce around and that's it.
Little?
Oh god.
Oh right, right.
People think it's Epstein.
Of course, a cute, small girl, petite, okay?
Like listen, these are anime fans anyway.
So maybe the first word I wasn't even wrong about.
So anyway, no, this is what happens.
And, no, I think it's really not a big surprise.
I don't think anybody would really say it is.
And that's it.
Legal, yes, legal.
Exactly.
It's legal.
She's a 900-year-old dragon.
And so, no, I think that's really, oh my fucking god.
What is it?
Is that in Krimson?
That's not in Krimson Desert, is it?
The fuck is that?
And anyway, U.S. Census shows the contrary to Trump-Admin's claims, immigration, U.S.
still increased by 1.3 million.
Well, I don't know.
They said net immigration, right, is that they remove more people.
That's not even what they said.
Even I know that.
And what is this?
The campaign against Hassan Piker is about crushing the left.
See, Mehdi Hassan will always run defense for Hassan, and the reason why is that they
are both advocates of Islamic terrorism.
That's the reason why.
And they will continue advocating for that and pushing for that.
And so at the end of the day, they will always fall off on the side of, you know,
advocating for, running defense for, and ultimately promoting Islamic terrorism.
And also Islamic fascism, basically both of those things.
So that's the real reason why.
And you'll see this, and by the way, every single time that Hasan or Mehdi Hasan ever
says anything about these topics, they will always be running defense for Islamic terrorism.
Take that to the fucking bank.
single-time solid play I know man and I want you to think the America will
tolerate a high gas prices I mean I don't know I think that people tolerate it for
a really really long time and the reason why I think the you know like the
reason why I think it's gonna happen or recall what is this why why do you
keep you getting banned or if you're getting banned for just a second
where's this make up man and as we thought yeah I do get in there what
people get banned for bots oh got some bad boys you're getting chatterbotted
really there's a bopper gay damn that's crazy how about that I had no idea well
anyway they figured out and I didn't even know that there's a logical reason
why they think far left is okay but far right is not it's because it's far
left it like don't I mean I get they're okay with it because they're the
ones doing it like it's really not complicated like yeah we're okay with
us doing this thing because we're the ones doing it. Big fucking surprise. I don't think
it's really that, it's not that crazy to imagine is it? So yeah, I don't know what else to say.
But anyway, yeah, and I was banned from a song chat yesterday. Oh god, here we go.
And how is streaming rumble? Is it good? Yeah, it's been fine. I mean like, I think
again, like multi-streaming has definitely been, I think it's the future. It definitely
is. And Clavik Hero's mugshot is going viral after being razed swamped by fans.
Oh my fucking god.
Jesus Christ.
Pradd-Peters.
Brad-Eath-Pattel.
Bradley-Peters.
Boo-Lynn-Park.
Brad-Lynn-Peat-Burg.
Brad-Lynn-Peat-Madoff.
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at a core level, right? And school for the DFT? Yeah, definitely. Let me go back. I'll
find these other ones here. Block by block. Oh, I saw this yesterday. Things Bukalei
didn't do to fix El Salvador, establish a theocracy, start a massive wealth redistribution
plan, things he did do, remove bad people from society.
There are actually people that are mad about him doing this, by the way.
And the reason why they're mad about this is because having this level of dysfunction,
so this is one thing you have to understand about like the bureaucrat mind is that this
level of dysfunction is required for bureaucracy to be necessary.
So you need to have this level of dysfunction, so that way people who are massively bureaucratic
can have a reason for themselves to exist.
So why do you need to have a million different rules about health regulations when there
aren't a million food trucks around?
For example, right?
And I think this is what happens.
You need a lot of regulation to keep something like this going on.
You need a lot of government to regulate all of this.
You don't need as much government to regulate this.
So that's the reason why they want to have this dysfunction.
It's so they can create a need for themselves.
Is that if you remove the dysfunction, there's no reason for you to have the people that
are meant to deal with dysfunction.
So if you just get rid of it, then these people effectively have no purpose, no use
and no value.
So that's it.
It's also fear-based.
You create a requirement for security so people need to be kept safe.
Yeah, there's that too, absolutely.
So yeah, I think that's the reason it's job security.
Yes, it is.
Like having a massive level of dysfunction like this
is infinite job security for governments.
And I think that's really what happens more than anything.
Iran just bombed Israel's pharmaceutical factory,
a major producer of HRT drugs and puberty blockers.
My God.
Okay, let's go back.
Iran is facing massive pressure, President Trump.
Oh boy.
There's 3,500 troops arriving.
Uh-oh, here we go.
Let's take a look at it.
Mr. Beast's YouTube channel is dying?
Wait, what?
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
What are you talking about?
You can look this up in like one second
and find out it's not true.
What do you mean?
I don't even know what the hell's wrong with them. Oh my god, and yes, don't look so happy about that. Well, it's just it's ridiculous
It's so dumb. What are they talking about? Five million a month is insane. Yeah, because he's really popular people like the videos
duh
Yeah, guys. Good morning after four weeks of war in the Middle East the conflict grinds on
Reports indicate the United States is preparing for a possible weeks-long ground operation in Iran
Uh-oh
Could be bad
Gotta get the oil make sense
Damn rising line. We hit very hard the entire chain of nuclear production in Iran
We hit everything from the production capability in the factories all the components to the centrifuges and beans and so on
Yeah, that would make sense production chain was hit
Yeah, it was affected. Oh was delayed, but it was not completely destroyed. Yeah, of course
With the Israelis looking east. They're also looking north where early Saturday night
Soldier from Connecticut was killed in southern Lebanon by a Hezbollah rocket. His name was
And he was 22 years old should have been shooting rockets around. That's the way it is
The AI voice doesn't make me believe this. Well, I mean, this is from Fox
I don't know you cannot believe it for that reason too, but yeah
Our world is a worse place for everyone because of an ex-boyfriend self-admitted false allegations about a kataku review
That doesn't exist for a browser game that costs zero dollars to play. That's right and
and we're only getting started we're only getting started but if you think that
it's bad for you now just wait just wait like this is nothing like I'm so like
this in my opinion like this is just really I think we could make this so
much worse for these people and I'll vote for anybody who'd do that I'll
tell you that and yeah for war I don't know about war that's a little bit
much is not going to need to do that and yeah that's it this is this is only the
beginning and oh wait there's even more of this the Mad Max woman in a wheelchair
uh-oh here we go this is her again you know all you people who want to talk
shake my comments yeah same thing you wouldn't have the balls to say that
shit to my face and you don't want to know that because you voted for Trump uh-huh you have no courage
you have no soul yeah you are actively participating with being okay with the
unaliving innocent people uh-huh are you innocent because you're unaliving yourself right now
by being that fat you're killing yourself right now maybe you should vote for trump next time
Seems like you and the Trump voters have a lot in common.
Bands against women's bodies in our country.
And the perfect nature of the people that you're choosing to work with right now. So
you can kiss my fat disabled ass.
Man, man, how's that? As always, imagine the smell. I, I, dude, I don't even want to, man. That's bad.
I don't think colonialism explains why Africa has such low growth. Asia had colonialism too. Well, hey guys
there's no no reason whatsoever and
Yeah, wait now. She thinks she's a what is this here forcing your fetish under the public is courage
I don't even think it's a fetish if you want me to be honest. I really don't like I think it's just like them
It's just them acting out the fact that like they think you know, Trump is getting dog walked or something like that
I don't even think it's that clever and
And major viral crash-out happening, Israel police stopping the Catholic patriarch of Jerusalem from entering the holy sepulchre to celebrate Palm Sundry.
Wait, what?
Wait, what the fuck is this?
Oh
What is really police have prevented the Latin patriarch of Jerusalem Cardinal
Piers Beata pizza, but I remember that I remember his name pizza ball
He's the
How do you bro? This is like some fucking JK rolling naming
Uh, yes, I think that we should have a I'm thinking about Italian and Italian
What should we call them?
Something pizza pizza ball pizza ball. Let's go with pizza ball
There we go sounds like a gamer tag
I know and a head of the Catholic Church in the Holy Land from entering the church of the Holy Sepulchre
To celebrate Palm Sunday Mass the first time in centuries that the heads of the church were barred from celebrating Palm Sunday
mass in the Church of the Holy Spirit. Oh my God! I mean, it's in the nurse of course.
Why did this happen? This morning the Israeli police prevented them from entering. Well, why?
Said a grave precedent with disregard to the sensibilities of billions of people around
the world who, during this week, looked to Jerusalem. Heads of the churches have
acted with full responsibility and since the onset of the war have complied with
all imposed restrictions. Gatherings were canceled, attendance work was prohibited.
Well, preventing the entry of the Cardinal of the Custodians who bear the highest eschiskeological
responsibility for the Catholic Church and the holy places constitutes a manifestly
unreasonable and grossly disproportionate measure. What the fuck?
I
This is kind of a big deal, isn't it
Let me see I can fix this audio real quick because it's just it's so well
Give me a minute.
Sorry, I'm always having issues with my audio. I apologize.
I know it's probably really annoying for you guys.
Okay, now it's started working for no reason.
Waiting through the streets.
This absence is not merely a matter of...
Let me go back.
Dear brothers and sisters, may the Lord give you peace.
We are here to get some money.
The place where Jesus had enriched the culmination of his journey to Jerusalem.
Posed and left that's after 40 days, right?
These days did not rest on the majestic course or the splendor of the temple
Uh-huh it penetrated the heart of the city and they saw its struggle to
Recognize the time of grace
This Palm Sunday afternoon we gather without a procession without palms
through the streets.
Large crowd of enser for bathing through the streets.
This absence is not merely a matter of form or weather.
It is the war that has interrupted our festive journey.
All holy sites are closed for crowds, no exceptions,
because of rocket attacks?
Yeah?
Making even the simple joy of following our King
difficult.
Our brothers and sisters of the land
can't do gatherings and places without shelter.
He does not seek triumphant roads, but enters where the door is left ajar, where the fidelity
is the daily bread.
So this is really like a sermon, an extension of each verse sound, that's what I want to
be so kind.
i don't know i mean i don't think you want my extension apparently it's not
working
with a force for pope first their hand with an incursion to the holy land to
reopen the important sites
i mean i'm gonna be honest like i don't think it's really that crazy that
they're not letting people gather whenever they're worried about rocket
strikes rather terrorist attacks it's really not that shocking
but at the same time it is it it's it looks very bad politically it does
it's high in prime minister brain to pay track of gruesome to custody and
of the holy land from injuring especially on solemnly as central as palm sunday constitutes
an offense not only believers but every community recognizes religious freedom yeah i mean this
is another one is really police block cardinal pitabala head of the catholic church in the
holy land from entering the church of the holy sepulcher to celebrate palm sunday mass
the first time in centuries yes and uh wow oh boy oh boy netanyahu printed catholics
some celebrating Palm Sunday in Jerusalem, some holy places without any explanation.
Well, I thought the explanation, well, did they say it's because of the bombing?
Like, I didn't even notice there's this many people talking about this.
Damn, it's even like other, uh, you know, like fucking, what do you call it?
Uh, other European leaders calling this out.
This is pretty big.
Wow.
And, uh, are Jewish places of worship?
Uh, yeah.
I mean, are they shutting down Jewish places of worship too?
I don't know.
Where's the audio for this? Oh, is this audio broken too? Oh my God. I wish I knew why this
was happening and I'd be able to fix it, but I just can't.
Let's say it's true that the police had stated that the orders from the Home Front Command,
the internal command, had strictly forbidden any kind of gathering in those specific locations
where there is no available shelter. But we had also asked, not for anything public, but
a brief private ceremony to preserve the idea of the Holy Sepulchre's...
Yeah, why couldn't they just let them do that? That's the thing is like, I mean, you
didn't have to have a big public event, maybe.
Celebration. There were some misunderstandings, it seems. We didn't understand each other,
and that's what happened. It never occurred. Oh, it is a real, real shame that this
particular situation has come to pass. What is the very heart of your message
right at the start of this holy week given these circumstances and with the
events that occurred this morning? Well this morning's events are certainly
important yes but we really need to consider the broader context that there
are many people who are far worse often as you know who simply cannot celebrate
for various very different reasons so what I'm trying to say is yes we are
once again celebrating a rather subdued Easter.
Let's say it's true that the police had stated that...
Honestly, if they've closed every other area
that's not sheltered because of bombings,
like I really don't think that's very crazy.
Like, am I insane for saying that?
Like, it seems pretty reasonable
if it's just a categorical thing,
but they should have let the guy in
to go and do like a small, you know, event, right?
and i think that's very reasonable to do this
so i don't know really what's happening about this one way or another
you're not insane europeans are insane
well i find it to be very annoying that you have that this is the i think the
leader of spain
and this is also the leader of france
uh... the president both of these people are doing everything that they
possibly can
to erase and replace
the uh... christianity in their country
with replacing them with islamic migrants
they have no problem letting these islamic migrants go through and rate
people there
uh... create the ink in like little sub-communities do everything that
they want in their country but the moment that israel does something that
has a little bit of rationality to it at least if that's the reason why
they're doing it
uh... now they're making a big post about it and talking about how much
they care about catholicism
well i don't even agree that's bullshit
it this is completely opportunistic totally fucking opportunistic i think
it's ridiculous
uh... you can't go to church for your own good trust us we're here to help
i mean
let me come up with what we can get pulled up
you're gonna get pulled up
do you think that it's unreasonable to say that people shouldn't do large
gatherings whenever there's bombings that are happening
do you think that that's unreasonable
i want you to just and i don't want you just want you to think about this
just don't want you to apply apply rationality to this
apply rationality
is this sarcasm
it's sorry she's i was being facetious okay alright alright
and i i
no okay i got it
and uh... it sounds sarcastic i don't know about that
and uh... the only girl in your chat will i don't know if it's a grown up
policy i can explain the rationality behind it
what do you mean you can explain the rationality behind it
it's fucking obvious
like it just a minute what was
the wall is closed for jews too
women is that true
is the wall closed for jews right now
yes is currently closed to jewish worshippers and visitors as of march twenty
nights
okay so there it is grock is this true it is so i feel like if they close the wall
then i feel like it makes a little bit of sense for them to close everything else
right that's propaganda it is
and uh... yes and i got what wall is synagogues or not well yeah because
some of them are probably built under shelters where it's okay to have
gatherings there because they're not
it at risk of being bombed right i mean that's clearly what's happening i mean i
did that and this is the issue is that everybody has these like
the these like maldings about parking uh... you know like a talker says it's
the jews yeah exactly
so your gut feeling was right i mean yeah obviously
usually when something that is extreme and on called for and unheard of for
hundreds of years
usually when something like that happens
there's probably a reason for it like it usually doesn't happen at the
restriction was for more fit real that's a four-prisoners epica
that's why people are mad
well let me take a look at that see that's the other thing to the right is
like holding an event and then let it my statement prohibiting while all holy
sites in the old city are close to safety concerns and mass gatherings the
church release epica and the all
ask a mosque direction by it israel national police to deny latin
patriarchal pizza ball and through the priest in any church to offer a
blessing of Palm Sunday is an unfortunate overreach of major repercussions around the
world. Honestly, this is the first good take I've ever heard from Mike Huckabee. It is.
This is actually a good idea. Yeah, they should have let these guys in to do their ceremony,
but that doesn't mean you can have a whole huge event. I think that makes a lot of sense,
isn't it? So, Spicey, it's a fair take. Yeah, he's actually right about this. Homefront
Command Guidelines restrict gatherings to 50 people or less. The four representatives
were well below that restriction. Exactly, yeah. And so this is very, very silly. For
the patriarch to be barred from entry from the church on Palm Sunday for a private ceremony
is difficult to understand or justify. Israel has indicated it will work with the patriarch
to accommodate a safe means of carrying out holy week activities. We'll see what happens,
right? And yeah, no, I think he's right about that. And they absolutely should let
him do it if it's a small group, right? But having a big group, I think that
makes sense why they would stop it. So yeah, it's personal choice as long as
everyone is law-informed. It's not a personal choice because, see, you're
considering it being a personal choice because you're not thinking about the
second order effects of that personal choice. If you create very large mass
gatherings, you also create an incentive for Iran to shoot more missiles
because their missiles could have a higher payoff of having a hit of a
lot of casualties, which then makes more strain and more basically pressure on
on the defense systems and on the countermeasures that they have to stop those rockets, and it also
creates a larger incentive for terrorism whenever it's already at a fever pitch. So that's the
reason why they would do that. I mean, I think that makes sense. They can't give best of privileges
to believers or believer. Well, I mean, I think obviously like having the, you know, the
leader of the Holy Catholic Church go in is different than having like 100 people go in,
right? It's obviously a huge difference. So yeah, I mean, I see why they didn't, but it's very
obvious they should have let the actual guy go in there and do that. But yeah, I don't know really
what else to say besides that, really. And them shooting missiles at the temple mount,
risked their own holy sites. Yeah, you're right. People see truths as much as threat now. Jesus
died because he told the truth. There's a lot of people that died because they tell the
truth. Okay. And how many more problems that Israel have if a church gets bombed?
probably a lot more, I would say that. So yeah, it makes to me how little faith people have and
actually push comes to shove. Well, what my point is, is that I think that they should have let that
small congregation of people come in. And I don't think that would have violated anything. And it
just seems like a weird overreach, kind of like what he's saying, honestly. Like I think that's
absolutely fucking true. And it's very silly. Oh, they're coming up with a plan to allow
church leaders to worship at the holy site in the coming days. Oh, that's good.
Oh
This is in Jerusalem
They out there
Yeah
If you got hurt or killed might have offer repercussions by you what you mean
Well, they could bomb this house them right if they wanted to bomb that guy specifically they could respond to house
damn bro, he getting up there, he old as hell, he going up all those stairs? fuck man, fuck
that suck, you like 80 years old? what's this, is this uh, I don't even know what that is
and uh, Jerusalem, isn't that where you were born, why don't you shut the fuck up,
no, and uh, damn, I've never even seen this before, oh my god, you think humans
whether outgrow religion? No. I think religion, I think that you've already seen humanity
outgrowing religion, and somehow it's worse than religion. So, a stolen, a cat, what the
fuck? I think that it's somehow worse than religion, because people, I think that the
average person needs to have something that they can dogmatically follow while throwing
away all forms of critical thinking, rationality and reason. I think there is a core human
desire to throw away all rationality, all reason, all thinking, all behavior, and to
just simply follow the leader.
And I think that that's the same with political movements, it's the same with religion, it's
the same with cults, it's the same with anything.
People want to have something that they can just follow and go after without thinking
about it at all.
And I think there's something that's like maybe comforting the people for that and
That's maybe the reason why it happens. I mean, I don't really know
Study reveals mismatch and refugee women partnership preferences in Germany. Oh god
And if you need to throw away rationality to follow religion, you should be treated as cattle. I mean again, most people are cattle
That's really the truth and the second thing is that most people want to so this is and maybe this is like a big opinion
Right. This is like a big like a big perspective to have
is that I
I think that people's brains have evolved way faster, but think of it as a car that has basically the accelerator and the speed of the car has evolved way faster than the braking system.
And so what's happened is that the human mind can understand, deconstruct and rationally come to conclusions that are profoundly disturbing for the human mind to uncover.
things like entropy, things like the concept of, you know, the permanence of death and things
like this. And so we can go so far with that, but at the same time, I don't think the human
mind is good at really compartmentalizing that and being able to cope with it, right?
So, we're very good at critical thinking, but we're very bad at coping with the consequences
of critical thinking. So that's the reason why a lot of people don't want to critically
think. It's because the conclusions from critical thinking are scaring. Straight up. I think that's
actually what it is. Like, yeah, and I know it might sound insane, but I feel like why is every
religion almost based around an afterlife system? It's because of that. I think that's the main
reason why. It's really obedience through accountability. People don't want to be
accountable for their actions. Religion makes you accountable to the law. It's the price
of eating the forbidden fruit. Well there's a lot of people that wouldn't eat the forbidden
fruit. Why do you believe your beliefs are always correct? Oh, mine? Well because they
are. Yeah. Like, I mean that's, I mean, I don't know what the fuck is this retard talking
about? Anyway, so yes, that's the reason why I think it happens, right? And so that's
and I think that nowadays, imagine being a critical thinker and thinking that science
matters and being a liberal.
And then coming to the stupid, bigoted, horrible mindset that there are actually only two genders.
Or that there are biological differences between men and women that are, you know, really
irreconcilable even if you get surgery.
What about the fact that there is an IQ distribution in the world that is about
30 points almost at least 20 about 25 points of IQ distribution there to take a quarter of the IQ
a difference there and that's science
And the only reason we don't know more about it is because people are afraid to the answer
So everybody cares about science until science disagrees with what their dogma is
That's the reason why both parties hate science both parties love believing what they are told
That's what matters and our religions about justice humans want justice and religion fills up the hole
Yeah, but why do you want justice you want justice? So there's a you know an existential ordering of the universe
I think that you're arriving at the same conclusion that I'm presenting
But at the same time I think that you bring up a good point and you are right about that
That people want a way to right the wrongs of the world. I think that's true
Because people are afraid of getting cancelled for studying it well
well that's what i'm saying right and why are they getting why are they afraid of
being canceled for studying it
the same reason why they're afraid of being canceled for studying it
is the same reason why galileo was afraid for saying that
actually the sun doesn't revolve around the earth
it's because it disrupts a cultural political or religious dogma
that's the reason why
it all goes back to that it's basically the same thing
You want me to hear your privacy?
I'm telling you, that's it.
As soon as you read Quran, read Summa Theologia by Thomas St. Aquinas.
I haven't heard of that.
Maybe I will when I finish it.
To my understanding, it was actually because he pissed off a guy in the personnel department
in a personal disagreement.
I mean, maybe.
Honestly, I wonder how many historical events people attribute to some big geopolitical
reason but it's actually just because two guys really didn't like each other. You know like one guy
you know like insulted the wife of another guy and that was it. We're about to witness the biggest
massacre of US troops and American history. I love how these people actually think that they're
the Fremen and uh in fucking wait wait this is this is a this is a chicken video game.
I thought this was... I thought it was the scene in Dune, right?
Oh, let me guess. This is Iran?
Iran's a big chicken. It's a big cop.
By the way, this game is gonna be awesome.
I'm so excited to play this game.
So let me get this straight. So now that Iran doesn't have Sora to make AI-generated videos,
they've had to resort to video games instead. By the way, this game is going to go so fucking
hard it's gonna be insane. I think this could be like they need to put so much money and
time into this. This could be chicken wukong, okay? Yeah, the birdatola, I guess so. Cox
out, yeah. Cox souls 3. I know man. It could be so fucking insane. Check the account location.
okay let's find out
listen brother
listen buddy
you got it is it is what it is right i mean i i i well well well well well well
well that's the way it is
and uh... you would have guessed
not redeem
all my fucking god
gaming dies if they nominate crimson desert for game of the year
what
what
what do you want to be nominated for game of the year
what some fucking stupid uh...
this is some stupid visual novel for like fat millennials
the fuck you are
uh... i'd like art
i mean resident i said nominated i don't think i i think resident evil
it right now resident evil is my game of the year
it is it is it's game of the year without question it's game of the year
crimson desert is second best game of the year
it is it's second best game of the year
I don't know anything else that really would be a pray resident evil four so people have asked me am I gonna play resident evil four
Yes
Yes, I am I don't know when but I will be playing it
I don't know maybe in like
Maybe after I finish the content king and I might play a little bit more crimson desert after that
And I'll look at what the release schedule is and then I will probably just play that so I'll play the first two
It's better. I don't know but that's that's currently what the plan is right. How about Death Stranding 2 you bitch
I thought I have to play the first one, but I don't know Rwandan migrant
Immanuel
Abbey
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Sinaga has had his asylum application to France rejected multiple times since submitting it in 2012
Despite orders for deportation. He remained in the country illegally the priest trusted him with the Cathedral keys
Guys, I think I know where the fire is going to be coming from.
Putting him in charge of locking up and caretaking after he set the building on fire, destroying
the organ and the organ loft, Father Mayor took him in, offering him shelter in his own
home while awaiting trial.
He then murdered Father Mayor Europe in a nutshell.
You know what I call that?
I call that natural selection.
should have known that. There are some people whose lives serve as a warning to others. And
I think that we just found somebody. There's suicidal empathy. Isn't that good? Wow. Unbelievable.
Is the parable of the scorpion and the turtle? Is the parable of somebody who's a stupid
fucking idiot. How about that? It's a parable of somebody who's dumb as hell. So
like that's kind of that that's the way I see it right? He dumb as shit. And so the
government letting him in is worse than the priest trusted him. Yeah, I know
you're right about that. A priest being stupid is like, you know, that that's
easy to understand. But you know, this is really just kind of embarrassing.
Like they should never let this guy in there. And this is from Rwanda. What
is Rwanda like? Let me pull this up. Let's see what Rwanda is like.
Just a minute, we're going to look over there.
So it's in the middle of Africa, right?
Where's Rwanda?
Where's that?
There's one of these like internal, yeah, it's a PvP server.
All right, so let's see what Rwanda is like.
That's not really that bad.
This is really not that bad.
Okay, this is pretty bad.
Wow, damn, there were motorcycles over there, huh?
They really do.
What about over here?
Damn.
Damn.
I mean, honestly, that looks pretty nice.
What the, the fuck does that mean?
The fuck does that, what the fuck is that?
Can't read that.
they have it in English goddamn look they got the numbers in English but they
don't have the words look at all this oh my god place just a bunch of mud huts
bunch of mud huts and shittles oh my god actually be honest these houses aren't
really that bad what is this here oh man let me look around a little bit more
better in India that's probably true you're right about that and what about
like right here on this road honestly this is nice road like I'm gonna be
real I this is actually really nice yeah Rwanda doesn't even really seem like
that much of a shithole yeah I mean in terms of like African countries like
this really isn't that bad but I've seen a lot of these other countries like
I mean you go to some of these other ones like the call they don't even
have anything on the Congo bro like that's it they don't even know where
that is. Nigeria, I think Nigeria is pretty decent. Yeah, wait, wait, what? Wait, what?
All right, that, see that, that's why I thought it, well, okay, okay, for a minute, bro, that
had me fucked up. Because like, I saw that, I was like, wait, wait, yo, what the hell
is going on? But no, okay, that makes a lot more sense. Okay, never mind, I got
it and that was insane and let me go I'll look at a maybe one more of these
yeah that's about right yeah yeah and so this is usually what a lot of them looks
like yeah there it is see at least they got this in English right thank God and
that's probably that's probably somebody's house right there and look
Jesus man Jesus like this is straight up out of fucking rust God damn and I
I don't even know what to say and I only English is on a church. Yeah, I guess so
Some are so bad they have piles of trash on the streets at every corner if you want to check real quick
There's a missed a big cash Patel series. So can't yeah, I did see this. Yeah, let me pull this up and find it
So cash Patel
Had his email hacked
apparently by Iranians
So, let's take a look at what he was doing with his time off before he became the director
of the FBI.
This is the man in charge of the FBI right now.
Smoking cigars in Cuba.
Taking a picture next to an old car in Cuba.
cigars again maybe in Cuba. I'm not sure. Smoking cigars in a hotel room in Cuba. On the job.
Okay, good job. That's him. This is from a while ago. He's a young guy then. Look at that.
This is drinking. Oh, drinking in Cuba. Okay, there it is. There's another one. Hemingway
Bar. This is taking a picture next to the Ernest Hemingway statue. Okay, got it. And this is him
in Cuba. Drinking in Cuba again. Okay, confirmed by Reuters. Has an Indian bank accounts tied to his
home and he is the director of the FBI. Oh my God. I wonder what cash money Patel will say in
the matter. We did some OSINT in the lead cash Patel email addresses and found some interesting
things a thread. We found that Cash identified himself as a female on the MindBody app.
What the fuck does that mean? Oh, do you know what that is? He accessed his Gmail just today,
two hours ago. Cash has been buying fashion in Hong Kong and likes to drive Toyota.
Two years ago, he rated the lone star Toyota of Louisville, Texas, five stars.
These guys are all American rock stars.
Man, and this is in Hong Kong fashion, supreme fashion sense, blended with outstanding
personal service.
I've made Rockies fashion my choice for bespoke suiting for nearly a decade.
There is none better.
Shout out to Ronnie for making my line of clothing the most complimented the world over.
Thanks guys.
Dude, who is this guy?
This is crazy.
And so Cash has been using the username Spider Cash for not only his email addresses,
but also for several other accounts.
So this is for eBay, okay?
likes GIFs and uses Snapchat. Okay, he's got Spotify and Disney Plus. He uses eBay, okay.
Has a lot of leaked passwords. This research was made possible. We're probably getting suspended
after these posts. Oh boy. And while he's gay, I don't know, I refuse to believe this
is him. It must be someone else. This is him on X-Videos. X-Videos I think is,
like Twitter's video service. I'm pretty sure. So you have right here gender, male,
name, spider, cash, vocation, United States. Damn, bro. Damn. Damn. Is that right? Not
exactly. Well, maybe you need to improve your feed. And yeah, the 10 million bounty
was so we didn't find out about that Monday morning stand up call being interesting
one spider cash edge lord supreme I guess so man only psychopaths actually have
porn site accounts I guess so he created that shit just before COVID rolled in he
was prepared the State Department announced a $10 million bounty on the
hackers behind cash cashpital's Gmail breach someone is not happy if you have
information on Iranian militia cyber actors such as Parisian Afzah or
Rehamborna Hadala or associated groups or individuals contact us with any
information. So, rewards of up to 10 million dollars. So, I gotta be honest, guys. This
kind of makes me like him more. It does. Like, if let me get this straight. So, the only
thing that got like basically so they this it's like a PR thing. Like, so let me get
this straight. His email gets hacked and you find out that he loves drinking. He
loves smoking cigars. He went to Cuba. He loves Ernest Hemingway. He also really
loves drinking. I don't know if I mentioned that before. And then on top of
that he loves Toyota and getting personalized suits made of himself.
And he also uses Snapchat and he looks at porn like wow finally I'm being
represented in the government. I've been waiting on this for a long time. Holy shit. Yeah, this
is all right. Great. We've got a real ass American. And yeah, there it is. Maybe it's not 10 million
rewards payment drivers done it. I don't know. And Gavin's trying to say, I guess so they pulled
up the revenue hypocrisy for Cuba and online security, I guess. I guess so, right? And yeah,
Wow, if that's the X videos very average stuff. Yeah, I mean there's nothing problematic about any of this
I don't think like I really don't think so like
This is just it like I mean really imagine your shit getting leaked and they this makes him
Because there's always like this question like okay the guys are fucking Indian and it's like alright
Well, this isn't like this. It's not like a white American. Oh, he's not the same. He's not an American
I'm sorry, but after looking at these photos cash Patel's a fucking American. All right
Like he's taking pictures next to classic cars photos next to statues of Ernest Hemingway. He's drinking at every bar
He's looking at porn and he's sitting around buying Toyota trucks in Texas. I'm sorry, but that's as American as it fucking gets
It is
Valhalla brother
Makes them look innocent in my opinion? Yeah, it does!
Only weird thing is having an ex-video account and even then that's not as bad? Yeah, I don't know.
At least it doesn't, yeah, I mean, doesn't touch kids because boss probably does? I don't know about that, right?
But like, yeah, this isn't even that bad at all. Holy shit.
He loves his cigars. He does.
Oh my fucking god.
Well, yeah, I think this is really funny and honestly, to have somebody get their shit leaked
And then this is all that you get off on them is I'd say wait
bro
Fortnite and Halo fucking based
Maybe you played Fortnite against them. It's possible.
Redditors are also crashing out. It was this clean.
Wait, they were mad that it wasn't worse.
Okay, let me go and look at this here.
Iranian hackers publish personal emails and images from Kashbetel's Gmail account.
Pictures from Havana, Cuba were published.
Most are with cigars. There are more images. Okay, let's see if I've seen any of these.
Or I haven't seen any of these. Yeah, okay, these are all the normal ones.
Are these the worst things they could find?
The neck guy is probably clean as fuck. Right. I've got more embarrassing photos on my phone from this week.
That ain't shit. But they did it kind of wild.
And Faran got photos of some low-level official, but the director of the FBI?
Yeah, it's a Gmail account. I mean, what do you expect?
Is this supposed to be scandalous? He's director of the FBI.
Getting hacked by an enemy nation with ease, it's pretty embarrassing.
He doesn't run Gmail. I mean, like, what are we talking about?
And a lot of people have personal emails like this.
I mean, and also, if he was doing anything related to his job on his personal email,
then you would have found it, but you didn't find it.
So, what's going on there? How is it that
this is something that's so terrible? Yeah, he's got a personal email that he uses.
Oh my god, this is terrible. And he's not doing anything related to his job on his
personal email.
Honestly, makes him seem more normal. He's just a dude who likes to smoke a
good Cuban.
And if he doesn't negotiate, they'll release him smoking a Cuban.
I ain't talking about cigar. They'll release him
smoking a Cuban. I ain't talking about cigar. That's a good one.
And I feel like there's an agenda with these kinds of comments the guy's the director of the FBI
He literally got hacked by a nation to work war with it's a fucking embarrassment. It's he didn't get hacked
This is so it's always funny to me how stupid redditors are
They're so stupid. It's like scary how stupid they are
You thought that he got hacked
He didn't get hacked.
It was probably an inside job that happened from like the majority of the majority of hacks
come from social engineering and inside its sources.
That's where it comes from.
And yes, obviously you get key loggers.
Obviously you get other things like that.
But the majority of these is just simply from fucking social engineering.
It's fishing or something like that.
Yeah, there's nothing classified at all. How do you know?
Because I've looked into it. I've seen it happen.
So Gmail is notoriously Swiss cheese.
Well, then there'd be more people getting their Gmail accounts compromised.
That's what I would say.
And I weren't supposed to know he's an American. That's even worse.
Well, no, it's not even worse because the point is that it's not his fault that it happened.
If Google gets compromised and you get through the Google security,
that doesn't mean that the person using Google security is wrong.
It means that the Google security made a mistake.
Duh.
And, uh, imagine being in this powerful country on a planet
nominating this imbecile as Halid of VFBI.
Man.
What, why is he an idiot?
What makes him an idiot?
Like, I don't even get this.
It's security, but sure, but if they didn't get anything good,
but it's not a win.
This is by far the stupidest thing that's come out
as a win so far.
What's the point?
Yeah, I guess so.
He takes goofy pictures just like the rest of us.
Maybe he's not in the lead after all.
Yeah, they really got his ass,
trying to make him look like a cool and relatable guy.
Are we sure we didn't just release those himself?
So the redditors are mad that it's not more condemning about him.
So I don't know what to say.
And you said social engineering, as I was saying to me.
Oh, so social engineering is a terminology
that's used for any form of, let's say,
calling into the Google offices and then providing
information pretending to be the person that you're
trying to get the information from.
social engineering is just simply effectively allowing a per tricking a
person into doing something that they shouldn't do because of faulty in
proper or incomplete information that's what social engineering means it's not
engineering as in like uh... you know like programming a computer that's very
different
we're looking at this trash yes it's been swapping
i'd say since swapping is like it i don't know maybe it's so she was
nearing maybe it's not it's somewhere in between
but uh... i will go through and look at some more of these two
and uh... fishing emails yeah fishing emails are great example of social
engineering
and uh... let's scroll down a look at some more these posts that uh... that
happened
and uh... we've got a lot of uh... a lot of silly things that have gone on
obviously
as of no surprise all so this is somebody i thought this is very funny
this is somebody complaining about so it's not weird the director of fb i
doesn't have as a factor is a count two factor of protected
I'm going to pull you up.
How do you know it wasn't two-factor protected?
I don't want to hear anything else.
I want to hear how you know that.
That's the question you have to answer.
I don't, I assume.
When you assume, you make an ass out of you and me.
You're getting timed out.
I don't want to read your messages anymore.
Fucking annoying.
What an idiot.
What a stupid idiot.
What a big stupid idiot.
Can you believe that?
Oh my God.
And wow.
And so anyway, there's an enormous amount of innocent people locked up in El Salvador's
Salvadoran El Salvador's concentration camps that isn't called justice
It's called cooking up new violence by shattering human beings in Columbia
We have 1800 prisoners in El Salvador
33 at their 18,000 at 33,000 they're innocent prisoners. They suffer human rights violations and many want revenge
It sounds like a no-brainer. Crime ends with opportunities for the whole of society and by punishing those who deserve it.
What are O'Bridge's prisoners?
Why couldn't have a... why... we wouldn't have drug trafficking if a land reform been carried out century ago.
The press doesn't report it. So here's the reality is that there are innocent people that are in El Salvador's prisons.
There are.
And if they took the opposite approach, there would be innocent people killed by people that should have been in El Salvador's prisons.
innocent people die either way. That's the way it is. And I'd rather overshoot and have
things be a little bit safer. It's the way it is. It's like every prison. Yeah. I mean
again, and people don't want to say this. Nobody wants to say this because it doesn't
sound good. But it's true. It's very true. And anyway, let me go back. I'll find the
rest of this. And Mick Cannon calls the Democrat Party the party of the KKK. I
thought that was pretty funny. And you know, again, also, so there's been a
a lot of conversation recently about japanese uh...
basically
you know how like americans like pretend to be japanese with a canada man stuff and
like you know wearing kimonos and samurai swords
will apparently they do the same thing
on a five this is translated from japanese on a fine day like this americans
are surely enjoying themselves watching races of those big trucks belt
belching thick black smoke while having a barbecue no doubt about it
this other ones getting gasped out bro like look at that
god damn and uh... kick on a great day great day brother that's right
hell yeah
and uh... anyway
Trump considers renaming the Strait of Hormuz to either America or himself once he evicts Iran.
The Strait of Trump. Can you believe that?
And we've been letting the wrong people into our country.
Mexicans who have been in the U.S. for three generations.
Japanese who have literally never been to America once.
Man!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, there it is.
Damn, damn.
Look at that, it's impressive, that's pretty good.
Yeah, and so we got even more of this, and it's true, it is, it's absolutely fucking
true.
And I love this, man, make a Pearl Harbor joke, so this is it, make a Pearl Harbor
joke everyone looks around like this is this fine two weeks later Japanese and
American Twitter collide mutual appreciation of barbecue mutual
appreciation of KFC mutual appreciation of samurai did we become best friends
total cultural victory and I'd like I like this photo of American men and
meet someday I'd like to join them on this in person brother you're welcome
anytime. You're welcome anytime. You can come on over, shoot a gun, drive a big truck, and
grow up some barbecue and be a real American. That's right. And so anyway, I didn't know
it's a lot of people don't get this. Look at this. That's interesting. But the Pearl
Harbor joke was huge in our mutual friendship. Basically, Japan was expected year after
a year to apologize to us for Pearl Harbor, like some kind of humiliation ritual, despite
the fact that we otherwise are besties as far as countries go.
Trump making the Pearl Harbor joke was the main stage political signal of, we're not
offended by it, we can joke about it, it was a long time ago.
Well remember, you didn't tell us about Pearl Harbor.
It's just...
It's just the fucking German guy.
Remember whenever we beat you guys?
Not a good day for you, wasn't it?
Like, not that.
And the 9th war ended, I know, I'm finally right, I mean it shit happened fuck, it was
like 100 years ago almost, holy fuck what are we still going to be upset about that for?
Yeah, god damn.
Trump wasn't even born back then?
No it wasn't, he was like maybe a couple years after.
Trump's joke was a compliment, he was taking out the value of the surprise attacks, yeah
I guess so.
And anyway, so they're losing their faith in humanity to release the wholesome Japanese
posts.
So this is the first post that people got.
are seriously unnecessary. Oh my god. They're just like, they're actually like, the thing
is they're so, they're just same as everybody else. They are. Oh my god. Yeah, this could
have come out in America. Absolutely. They have a way with words. They do. So listen
to this. I thought this was interesting.
There was a study done where men and women were hooked up to brain scanners as they
watched people play a game. They got to see whether the people playing the game
were playing fairly or whether they were cheating at the game. And the people
playing were connected to electric shock machines. So electric shocks would go
into these people as they were playing, and they would measure the brains of the
men and women watching. So every time a player that was playing fairly got an
electric shock, both men and women's empathy centers lit up. Whenever an
electric shock would go into a person that was cheating, women's empathy
centers lit up just the same as with the fair playing person but men's empathy
centers did not light up at all actually based clearly their pleasure center lit
up super key psychological distinction between men and women that's right
we're all white apps and fucking so that's crazy suicidal empathy explained
isn't it crazy how every every bias every stereotype the more it's
investigated with science the more true it becomes isn't that weird what do you
what are the odds of that that's crazy isn't it wow that's amazing and this is
horrifying if true it's obviously true anybody who anybody who spends more than
one second thinking about this knows this is true. Like, duh, of course it's true. So, yeah.
And what the fuck did I tune into? Well, that's just it. Why is it suicidal empathy? I don't
understand. Because they allow bad behavior to proliferate because they feel sorry for people
experiencing consequences for their bad behavior. That's it. And take this game is actually insane.
Thanks to increased resonance rate with the kiln, I can fly around pretty freely now.
Look at this some guy figured out how to make how to actually create a flying
vehicle in in Crimson Desert look at this
new patch is so good it's insane it's so good it's shocking how good it is new
pat yes yeah zelda tears of the kingdom of the desert yeah actually like I mean
Did science go too far? You can't stop the game or grain?
Yeah, some of the things that people have thought of in this game are just fucking insane. I love it, man.
And a true sandbox? Yeah, it's fucking hilarious.
Oh, here we go.
Hassan goes at it with a chatter who called him a well-groomed, but worse version of Asmongold.
Damn.
That's just too bad, isn't it?
That's really sad.
It's too bad.
You know, you're a verse, you're a worse version of Asmongole that takes care of himself.
You're comparing some, you know, you're a verse, you're a worse version of Asmongole
that takes care of himself.
You're comparing someone with a degree in the thing that he's talking about with
like 10 plus years of consistent advocacy and political commentary experience, analysis
experience to a guy who just basically says, yeah, base over Donald Trump videos as
of last year because he realized that that's a really easy way to farm the dumbest people
on the planet.
Doesn't that make it worse?
I feel like that kind of makes it worse, right?
Because like, I mean, you've dedicated all of this time to it.
And the only thing that you've really achieved is being a dog zapper.
I mean, I wouldn't really be, I wouldn't be telling people that.
Like, that's just me, right?
I would not be telling people that, like, because that in my bad, that's embarrassing.
It's embarrassing.
like, like if you Google, let's look it up on Reddit.
Is it Hassan political advocacy?
Is it Hassan, you know, value system?
Is it Hassan, you know, socialism?
Is it Hassan communism?
Hassan shop caller. You can look it up yourself. There it is. That's just too bad. Bridge builder
you're a dick sucker. That's what they say. And so anyway, I saw that I thought this was
funny. That's crazy. Data doesn't lie. Try Google. Alright, give me a minute. Um, alright.
guys ready?
This isn't an incognito tab, right there.
Not a single one has anything to do with politics.
Try your name? Okay.
I don't want to show you guys this.
I really know.
I think this might be too much.
This is gonna hurt.
That is crazy.
Oh my god.
That's...
I...
That's the way it is, bro!
Well, man, I really I don't know what to say like I mean, I didn't I didn't make Google that I didn't do Google this way
Right. I didn't do this. They talking about how much money I have what my opinions are
Thinking about all this whether I have a girlfriend or not subchrist. That's insane. That's insane, bro. Like wow
Explained the last one called that fanfiction
man that's sad that's really sad you take that to the bank right there right
I honestly like I would maybe he should just pack it up maybe you should just
play Marvel Rivals maybe maybe a song can just play Marvel Rivals so like that
you know like maybe just get back to it you know I don't think you ever did
hell the ring DLC maybe maybe he could go back and play through that you do
Do something different. Do something that works.
I think that shows your lack of intellect or intellectual curiosity.
You don't come across like a brilliant centrist here.
You don't come across like a moderate when you say stuff like that.
You come across like an idiot and most people can understand that.
You come across like you're an idiot. He really doesn't like this. He's mad.
There's not a lot of back and forth happening about Asmongold's placement in the fucking Republican Party as a mouthpiece.
Of course not. Everybody agrees that I'm the best. That's the reason why. There's
not a lot of controversy about it because everybody already knows. That's why I
get like the vice president retweeting me. I get people that are very popular
that always reach out to me want to collaborate with me. Even Democrat
people in politics have reached out to me multiple times and wanted to
collaborate and talk to me. I've never even had this happen.
Yeah. So the reason why there's not a controversy about it is because
there's a unified vision and everybody knows that I'm correct.
That's the reason why.
Obviously in the same way that is happening over me.
Don't you think? Yeah, exactly. Cause, you know, you say dumb stuff.
There's a reason for that.
Uh-huh all you do is grift over a merchant emotionally charge fringes
Yeah, I think
The reason why you have to lean into that is because you just you know can't have a normal
Sincere thoughtful conversation about the stuff and it's okay. Uh-huh. You just have to like vague a posture in a vague
generalized manner
Yeah, oh you just grift bro. Yeah, I've been grifting. It's the longest grift of all time. Yeah, that has taken
Longest grift of all time taken right the last 13 years of my life
13 years 13 years to get your top Google search result to be Hassan piker dog
Congratulations
Truly time well spent
And a barrage of hatred along the way the legacy I
Just the griff bro anyway
If 2024 was about the group
I think so too his roach logs. Oh, no, you're not gonna be able you're not good. You can't give it up
Wait, what? So you, oh, you're just a fan of Asmongold. Oh, it's all. What is he saying?
Nobody said that. What? That's a disagreeing post. Trump is listening right now. Strike
them down. Not trying to be that guy, but you said ever for Israel. I don't know what
that means. Terrorists in 911. What is this here? We got to see Marco speak to
cubo though it's funny to dunk on her but is it really constructive this
person's critical of me on a regular basis I mean these are two messages that
you've posted that are critical of me this isn't even just like some adoring
fan this is just a viewer let me see what all right I'm a police chat up I'll
I'll pull it up, just a minute.
I'm fucking up, give me a second.
Okay.
So this guy probably got banned on his last account
because he made his account and followed on the same day.
He goes, oh, I was,
I was banned in his son's chat yesterday.
You don't say.
You don't? Wow, what a surprise.
And uh, I'm critical of everyone's thought. Yeah, exactly.
They pulled me and banned off me for first...
He's complaining about this from yesterday.
And uh, no, this is it. Let me scroll up and find some more of this.
Um, okay, let's go.
Um, what is it here?
So you think they used Chinese...
He's not...
It can't be compared to Concord it's not that bad oh man I what is that is that a fucking
high guard I have no idea oh wow we should who shouldn't be who should be able to vote
everyone shouldn't be able to vote so this person argues with me regularly yeah you've
been focused on politics and you've definitely gone off the normal length of what you would.
So there it is. This person is regularly disagreed with me. And in a not, in a not bad, how do
you stay in isolation without deviating an opinion or base? A general question, exactly.
So this is the person that very, very regularly comes into chat, disagrees, has opinion.
It's a normal guy, like that's it. It's an actually unbiased chatter. Yes. And
that's the thing. Okay, let me go wash my face.
like this these guys will be like well asma gold sucks too but you suck even
more and it's like it turns out you just like asma gold of course you do get the
same insults as women law low-key funny but also I'm sorry yes I'm the wonder
why I'm the only male victim of what's I mean yeah we know we know man trust me
Everybody knows. Objectification. Yeah. It's kind of a joke. It's kind of a mean
but it's also kind of not a meme. Uh-huh. It's also always the same joke but I'm
actually true. That hate like female content creators that also hate me as
well. Mm-hmm. Isn't that crazy? Like you Google me and it's people talking
about what my opinions are. You Google him. It's people talking about who his girlfriend
is and who fucking, who he shocked his dog. That's it. So you spent all your time doing
this and you're in that situation. That's really sad. It is honestly like, I mean, 13
years, man. That's incredible. And let me go through. I'll find the rest of it.
And what is this? Are you happy now? I don't know about that. And let me go pull
this up how overall facial harmony is calculated. What is this? What is this? Always broken.
That's what it is. And it's a bit worse or so. Difference is primarily US Google searches
is checked by the discord. Isn't that based in your search history? I don't really know
why it would be. I don't really search for myself or Hassan either, right? I mean, why
would I do that? So I have no idea. Do you think his main audience is female? Explains
I have no idea. No, but I was watching this and I'm hearing them saying could he be losing the Maca base
I don't think so. You know what?
Because Maga wants to win number one number two
They want a country protected. They don't want another country out there. That's hostile and crazy
Dava nuclear weapon and number three. They like us protecting certain allies
Whether it's Israel or Saudi Arabia or Qatar or UAE
They want that MAGA wants strength and they want victory, they want success and that's
what we have and we have been very, very successful, you know, we're going to do the rest of it.
I said, because I campaigned on the fact, peace was like, you wouldn't have to use it.
What is this?
Was it possible?
I said, you'll never have to use it.
There is.
And Cuba's next, by the way, but pretend I didn't say that.
And Cuba's next, by the way, but pretend I didn't say that, please.
Pretend I didn't say that.
Please.
Please.
Please, media.
Please.
Oh, my God.
Kiss me, God.
Oh, my God.
Thank you very much.
Cuba's next.
Cuba's next.
Oh, my God.
Well, there it is.
Slow down.
Yeah.
Like, the thing is that I think that that's exactly what's going to happen.
Is that after Iran is over, he's going to come back and on the way back, they're just
going to get Cuba.
That's it.
They're literally just going to go and get it.
And peace in the Middle East and Cuba exactly doubles down on it.
I guess so.
Cuba's nukes too.
I guess so.
Oh, this is from yesterday.
Guys, I don't think they're going to make it another three years.
This is from the No Kings rally yesterday.
Get ready.
And we'll save
And we'll save
And we'll save
Man, they're really popping off, huh? Oh, here's another one.
It seems like there's a lack of diversity here today, that it's mostly people who look like you and I and I just-
This is not, this is not, it is not for black people, for people of color to be-
Is that right? This is not...
To get out on the street, they're at risk when they do that.
You have to understand that the police, they see, oh my god, there's a black person. Let's get him.
If anybody's gonna get arrested here, it's gonna be a black person.
Why? Why?
What? What makes you say such a thing?
It is not safe for them and they don't need to participate. We need to walk in their name.
Gotcha, okay. What do you think about voter ID? Do you think it's racist?
It's 100% a tactic to control the population and prevent people from voting so that the
only votes so that the Jerry...
We gotta get these retarded hags back to the nursing home, man.
Where the fuck did they come from?
Oh my God.
Andering can work so that white voters can vote in white Christian males.
The funniest thing about this is in order to change this from a deranged, you know, Looney
Tunes leftist to a KKK member, you only need to change or remove like two words.
You do. You could change two words in this, and it would be straight out of the KKK.
Have you been voting blue your most of your life?
I've voted blue in the womb.
Ah, wonderful.
If you had to vote for Republican JD Vance or Rubio, which one would you pick?
I would slit my throat.
Really?
We can't... listen, the black people can't be here.
It seems like there's a lack of diversity here today that it's mostly people who look like you and I
This is not it is not for people black people for people of color to be to get out on the street
They're at risk when they do that if anybody's gonna get arrested here. It's gonna be a black person
We'll just stop it right there
We'll just stop it right there
Wow, I really I mean, I don't know what to say
I don't know what to say. The thing is that, what a dumb bitch. Absolutely mental. Isn't
it crazy how racist they are? It's unbelievable, isn't it? And wait so she's been voting for
Democrats since the 60s. That's very problematic, I guess so. And I don't know what the hell
she's doing. And she was totally one shot by propaganda. Absolutely she was. And it's
It's just the racial implication of her thinking that she needs to be out there to help black
people because they can't be out there or they're gonna get like automatically arrested
or something.
It's the most patronizing, racist, dumb thing that you can possibly say.
I don't even know how anybody can come to that conclusion without feeling like a fucking
retard.
Yeah, get this bitch back to the nursing home.
Oh my god.
They don't understand the structure of their statements and what it implies when they
say things like that? Of course not. They're stupid. I love hearing this.
I'm sorry. We don't need to finish. No, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Let me finish.
Alright. The NHS exists to provide the best possible care to patients. Now some of those patients
will feel more comfortable speaking in their native language.
I have no interest in that. Fine.
I've been waiting on this for my whole life I really have been like finally we
are getting politicians and people that represent my opinions on things in
government I don't give a fuck fuck them thank God that's right that's right and
And if they don't, you should get rid of them.
Kick them the fuck out.
Take an oath to give whatever patient comes to their door the best possible quality of
care.
That is going to involve some translation services.
When it comes to things like DEI, I'm sorry, you are picking the things which play to
your face.
I'm sorry, complete waste of money.
Complete waste of money.
It is.
And also it's better, it's worse than a waste of money.
It's an incentive structure for people that are, you know, not natives there to come
to the country and then leech off of their welfare system because you're providing them
a easier path to do it.
So if it was just simply a waste of money, then I don't think it would really matter
as much, but it's also an incentive structure as well.
And yeah, I hate that woman.
Again, they need to get deported.
They do.
They're so fucking obnoxious.
Do you get translation services in Africa?
Probably not.
And my parents speak English but they're totally,
they all convey themselves better in their native language.
Well, then maybe here's the thing,
is that if you can't convey yourself well enough
in the language of the country that you're in,
maybe that should be like an indicator to you
that maybe you should leave.
Maybe you should go back to where you came from.
Maybe you should go back to the country
where everybody else speaks your language
and you're more comfortable.
Like rather than trying to put yourself
in this other place that you don't belong.
or crazy concept, you could learn the language.
There are people that have done this before,
I've heard of them.
So yeah, I don't know what to say.
How many languages do the doctor have to speak?
Two, four, eight, or 12?
Yeah, exactly, right?
What's the default language in Agartha?
English?
Duh, obviously.
Or Latin, it could be that too.
And let me scroll up, I'll look at this here.
And oh yeah, I did see a crimson desert
did another huge patch that was amazing.
Crazy good patch.
and so apparently the republic of somalia land might be trying to extradite
elhanom or to face justice
i think that this could be
the
this could be the beginning of something beautiful
after we find out that she has been uh... you know like she she lied on her
deportation run on her uh... you know immigration papers
then we sent we extradite her directly to the republic of somalia land
and they put her on trial.
That is, like, that is my best case scenario.
Please let this happen.
That, that's not likely.
Well, it would, I mean, why not?
I mean, why not?
You just do it.
Why not just do it?
Watch her run to Canada?
Well, they did apprehender, right?
And then they force her on the plane, obviously.
That's the way it works.
so uh... trial in somalia i don't think so well they'll figure it out something
worked out
and this is uh... oh yeah look at this
this is also from yesterday
man
that's great guys
you can tell it's an american protest because there are no american flags
trying to drive through all stand in the street
No
Why is it always Palestine flags because that's the that's the current
That's the current big problem, right now. It is what I think they should do is that any of these people standing out in the road
This just tell them to get off the road and if they don't just shoot them with rubber bullets
That's what I do like or like those like sandbags
Who's like tear gas or something like that like the amount of dysfunction that like we allow by letting these people do this
It's like just crazy like it's crazy that we let this go on and I don't know what this is the water cannon
Yeah, yeah, bring out the water cannons again. Yeah, we haven't done that for a while and
Yeah, actually that'd be a good idea. Yeah, you use the water cannon and it's like cleaning the street
You just like drive down the other side of the street and you just spray them all off the street. That's a smart idea
And this is LA they ain't doing shit. I know like they really like I do think that a tremendous show of force to
Stomp these people out would go so far. Oh my god, it would go so far
Like you remember that like this is why I think it's a really great example
Is it after they killed those two clowns in Minnesota?
You stop seeing as many people being violent towards ice
Didn't you notice that? That's crazy. What are the odds of that? I wonder why that happened?
Damn. Damn, bro. Like, wow, what a surprise. You guys noticed that? They stopped driving their cars at ice,
and people stopped trying to be violent? Because you're gonna end up dead. You know what that's
called? It's called an incentive. That's an incentive right there. I think Iced air got
remove weird tape. Hold up. We'll pull this up. Pull this up. You really think that you
think that's the reason why they stopped doing it? They thought that they always they were
protesting about this with Tom Hulman forever. They thought Tom Hulman was awful was what's
weird about that? What do you think matters more? The threat of being shot or some
guy you've never met being in charge. What do you think matters more? The average person?
What do you think? They're still happening. They're still dragging people out. The homin's
there and it's not happening anymore? What do you mean it's not happening anymore? You
think that they're not arresting people? They have been. I've seen the videos. They're
They're arresting them all the time, but you think they just, you think they stopped deporting
people?
How did this work?
What are you talking about?
Hulmans competent, that why?
So how do I even address this?
I think the threat of being literally shot in the face and killed is more convincing
to people than the concept of having a different person in charge.
It's not even remotely close.
I don't even know what to say.
How do you say something like that?
It's just banned.
I'm like, yeah, it's just banned.
This guy, what a fucking idiot.
And anyway, one guy said, did it?
The protesters want?
Yeah.
He's saying the protests stop, man.
Yeah, they stop.
And the reason why is because they, again, if SCOTUS rules sensibly, the next fight
will be to denaturalize all of the children of illegal aliens. That is crazy. If that
happens, this will be a total shift. Like, I will be shocked that this happens. But,
uh, yeah, I don't know. And so Tom Hoenn, the borders are, comes to town and they stopped.
I don't think that's the reason why, bro. I really don't think so. I think it, I
think that again, and the reason why you can tell that is that, oh, look at this.
We go watch this marathon is the worst first-person shooter extraction game
I have ever played in my fucking life. It is absolutely dog shit horrible
Keep in mind though
I've only played one other extraction shooter and that game is known as arc Raiders, which is in my opinion
Was you know what? I take that back to our greatest was awesome
But like the way the world works nowadays once a community of people get to play the game
They turn it fucking gay and unfortunately Gen Z and Millennials are just gay as fuck and quite frankly
Insufferable and once the streamers get involved like Berkina and Shroud and Ninja and all these autistic users
You bought their channels anyways
Creators is now shit. No absolutely horrible. What you played a few hours
You realize how many bugs it's got it has potential but losers nowadays ruin everything just like call of duty
You'd be amazing then what happened streamers in the community in that game
Yeah, so you got one black guys like face swag with no dad out here living like a millionaire
The fact that that guy's millionaire shows us there is no God because there was a God
He'd be run over by a bus because losers like that shouldn't be allowed to walk to earth with gods like me
Speaking of losers this fucking game right here aren't creators want to be extraction shooter
Look at the gameplay. Oh my god
Who is this guy gameplay behind you that I'm seeing that you're seeing that I'm watching yeah
Autistic ADHD Gen Z beta male liberals that have 15 boosters and think the rules gonna end because
Klaus Schwab told them to eat bugs live in a zero city and that the climate change is gonna melt the polar caps and
Elgore's out here touching kids with Schindler's list type people over on Epstein Island
Schindler's list type people
Shabbat Shalom, Habibi's in the house, Donald Trump is captured by Israel.
Okay?
That's what this game is for.
Fucking retards, okay?
That's the end of the clip!
Haha, a pastry hit!
Oh my god!
Oh wow!
And uh, I don't even know what to say, bro.
He just let him know.
The marathon is complete garbage.
Yeah, apparently this game, by the way, look at it, Marathon lost 85% of its players in 19 days, and the sales were so low that it lost $150 to $250 million.
It has almost zero chance of breaking even, yet alone, earning any profit, complete disaster. How did this happen?
Isn't that insane?
Let me see if there's any more information about this, no, I don't.
Okay, let me scroll back up, and let me go and show you guys this.
According to one analyst, Marathon hasn't exactly made the splash that Sony and Bungie
wanted.
Let me, let's look this up on Grock.
Grock would never do me wrong.
How much did it cost to make Marathon the game, including marketing?
Okay, let's take a look, let's find out.
How many money?
How many money?
Okay, so we're thinking about, so the total ballpark is $250 million and four, okay, so
including marketing potentially 300 million,
but lower marketing execution,
that means it could be less,
they spent a lot of money on marketing.
So let's say 275 million, right?
And so 200, with how many, how many copies
would they need to sell in order to break even?
Let's find out.
The base price?
Marathon would realistically need roughly 12 million to 14 million copies sold plus solid
microtransactions revenue to approach breaking even on development far more
than the 1.2 estimated so far. How many copies has it sold so far? So it's a
sold 1.2 million. Okay, so it needed, okay, okay, so how much money have they lost on
marathon so far? Alright, let's find out. Estimated revenue. Okay, let's say
estimated loss so far. So the gap is widely viewed as a substantial 150 to
200 million in uh this is a cute little word here unrecovered costs uh at this early stage
and the performance is seen as disappointing for a sony backed bungee title i think it might be over
for marathon guys i do and also at the same time remember what i fucking said you know when i said
Every's I I it's actually crazy how I'm never wrong. It's crazy. I'm never wrong every single time
It's always on a Sunday when it pops off. That's wow
Wow, look at that. So there it is and damn shot by crimson desert. Yeah, they made the game a lot better
It's a good game. And so where's marathon?
Wait, it's not even on there
Wait
wait but it's not even it's not even on this what Marathon
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Mariflop, that's what they're calling it!
Not even 100k.
So, it's over.
It's over. The game's dead.
Like, I know there might be people that are still playing it.
It's dead.
You said Crimson would hit 600k?
Yeah, bye.
Oh, no!
Oh, no! Mariflop, that's what they're calling it!
Not even 100k.
Crimson would hit 600k yeah, but I didn't predict the amount of bugs and problems the game had and
You know again like that was a big asterisk on it and it had a bunch of you know control problems
And I think that if that didn't happen it might have gotten a lot higher
It was it was handicapped tremendously by the by the rocky launch and I think it would have been higher if it wasn't for that
So anyway, and I will look at so people on me look at what's our game y'all on the look at fuck
I forgot what it's saying and look up high guard. I think it's your arc Raiders. That's it
and Arc Raiders has 144 million players.
And you see Arc Raiders even goes up.
You see, this is what's crazy about it is that
every game goes up on Sundays.
And you'll notice this, right?
And I'll pull up like some examples so everybody can see that I'm right.
Okay, Deadlock, Marvel, right? Let's just look at three.
So we're going to see probably, okay, this one's not a good example.
All right, this one disproved what I was saying.
So we've got Deadlock, goes up higher on a Sunday.
Most video games go up higher on Sundays.
Not all of them, but this is generally true, all right?
Let me see if I can find one more example
and show you guys how about Counterstrike,
one of the biggest games.
Counterstrike goes up highest on a Sunday.
Look at that here.
It is again the same one.
And so one in 10, well, I'd say more of them do.
So you know what that means though, right?
marathon is continuing to go down on a Sunday, that means that the bottom hasn't been hit yet.
That means that it's still experiencing, because like in a natural life cycle of a video game,
if the video game has a player base that is stable, the player's, the player base will,
will ebb and flow and it will go up on the weekends. That's just the way it goes. So why
Why is it that Marathon isn't going up on the weekend right now?
It's because it's hitting a death spiral.
It's circling the drain.
40,000 players that are playing it right now.
40,000, that's the peak, by the way.
It goes all the way down to, you know, 17,000.
And let's compare this to the previous game, Destiny 2, okay?
If you look at the charts for Destiny 2, you will see that Destiny 2 on a regular basis
would got patches and updates that took it up to the moon.
You can see like even this, it was going up, like do you really think Marathon is going
to have this happen?
I don't.
I don't think so at all.
So this game is basically cooked.
It can survive after, it can survive off of 40k.
I don't think it can actually.
I don't.
I know that might sound crazy, but this is a AAA studio with the backing of Sony and also the numbers are probably declining over time.
It is going down. So, and also, like, here's another thing is that Marathon is a buy-to-play game, which means that you have a larger barrier to entry than something like Fortnite, for example, because anybody can play Fortnite for free, but you can't play Marathon for free.
to pay money for that. So, 2 million? Yeah, I'm telling you guys, it's not good. And Hunt
Showdown lived on 15K for five years now. Hunt Showdown probably doesn't have the same development
budget and the amount of stuff. Okay, so then we have a person. I'm going to pull you up.
seasonal. You know what the season is? It's the season of famine. It's the season of pestilence.
It's the season of drought. It's the season of disease. And it's spreading.
So you want to explain to me why, why do you really think that marathons doing well right
know you think that this is stable ask me anything my word do you really think
that marathon is in a stable position where bungee can continue operating it
at its current trajectory do you really think that you don't really think that
boo you get those e-girl emotes on it that right no it's all right you're
gonna get into that gay shit. That's alright. Look at Gary's mod. That's okay. We're gonna
figure it out. No, because of Israel, bro, I want to like Crimson Desert, but so bad
the camera makes me motion sickness with the random zoom ins and outs. Yeah, I know what
you're talking about. Like it didn't bother me as much, but you know, like I do think
that it definitely it's a rough start for hardcore game. What happens if what happens
What if the trend that Bungie is on right now continues?
What do you think happens if this downward trend continues?
Here, I'm going to give you a hint.
This is a visual cue.
I'm going to give you...
Here's your hint.
Oh, no, not this one.
I would not invest into it why not why wouldn't you invest into it when you want to make your
money back and we're gonna we're gonna get to the bottom of this okay we're gonna we're
gonna figure this out. Barbara, I was telling you, okay, so and also back
battling, so because you said it was seasonal, and like if it was seasonal,
that would imply I would maybe short it. So you would plan it, you would plan for
it to fail. But if it was seasonal, then wouldn't it go up? And so wouldn't you
want to invest now when it's low? So it goes up in the future because of the
fact that you said it was seasonal?
How's that work?
Because that's weird to me. Like, I don't
understand. That doesn't make sense.
Like, I just want to understand this. Not
everything is a bloody dead game made a
great point about this. Not everything
is a bloody dead game. All right, you're
getting pulled up next. You're next.
I'm gonna get to you. But let me finish
this guy. I gotta finish him. Probably it's slightly improved the number on a
sword. I think it would. It would slightly improve the number, but you know what I
call that? Polishing a turd. So anyway, what's this? Not everything's a buddy
dead game. Do you think that the size of the player base right now that
marathon has is enough for them to justify the investment that they've
put into it and is it sustainable for this game to continue?
And also it is a dead game.
You just don't know it yet.
I can explain why.
So basically online video games survive around a degree of excitement.
So for example, when people stop playing Elden Ring, it's because they beat Elden
Ring.
It is not meant to be a continuous game, but Marathon is meant to be a continuous game.
So when people stop continuing the continuous game, then the game is continuing and losing
money.
So now it's not going to work out.
That's the difference.
So Josh is right.
He's totally right whenever he's talking about a single-player game.
And he's even right when he's talking about a multiplayer game.
it's a game made by a small studio with a group of people that is measured,
controlled, and they have a plan to do it sustainably. This isn't sustainable.
That's the difference. I'll let this person respond once.
I
The ring is 40k players on right now. Yeah, but it has less than it did right obviously
Tell what game Josh is talking about. Yeah, what game was well
He might have been talking about like an online game
But it's like a small game that has a much lower overhead, right? So I think that's a big difference
This is a lot of glory goes over bozos heads that support dying games
Well, I just again like I to me like I always just think about it fairly I always just try to be fair and logical and
That's the reason why you know again people people listen to what I'm saying
I think that's the big reason and anyway. No, I saw some of these. Oh my god
we'll get all these people and
We'll go and so he roached out. I know what do you have our graders?
I think it's a phenomenal game that I have no interest in playing. I
Don't like extraction shooters. I
I don't like them. I don't like high-tension environments. I don't like stressful situations.
I don't like things that I have to like pay attention to where I'm punished heavily for
not paying attention. I don't find that to be fun. Like I don't play, I play video games
to relax, to enjoy myself. I don't want to get stressed out playing the game. Other
people do. They like that environment. I think good for them. I'm happy they have
a game that's this as good as the Arc Raiders. I do. But it's just not for me.
It's really good. I don't want to play that. I have enough I have enough
stress in my real life. I have enough issues and problems and you know like
things and I'm focused on my real life to have to be worried about like what
what's going on in a video game.
Look look look.
They opened up the door.
See, like in a, in a, in a just world, they'd be getting shot in the face by rubber bullets
as they were trying to touch those fucking gates.
That's it.
In a, in a good world, in a fair world, in a just world, they'd be getting popped
in the face.
What's that?
fatty where do you think the money comes from asshole you've got to pay for the
new door I've got really bad news how can you be so stupid oh my god why are
there's so many masks and they're not gonna go in there's nobody even there
this oh she threw the sign in there oh oh oh here we go you gonna shoot us well
I cannot wait until we have a presidential candidate that I can vote for whose solution
to this will be literally just shoot them with rubber bullets until they leave.
That's what they should do.
Just tear gas them, shoot them with rubber bullets or the sandbags or whatever the
beanbags and just do that.
I'm gonna vote for him.
I'm gonna vote for him.
I'm ready for that.
And then after, the thing is that after you shoot him, the ones with injuries, you can catch them.
And then you drag them back in and you arrest them.
You make them pay for the bullets.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, beanbag the fat ones? Yeah, I get the fat ones.
how do people have time for this they don't have a job they just they idiots
yep at what point we're letting a communist and socialist just be a social party not crown
holds look how they behave i don't know why they put up with it i really don't i don't know why
they put up with it it's so embarrassing that we put up with this
see they think they think it's a game that's the thing they think it's a game
Look at him go look at him go. Oh my god
Man
Man isn't it crazy that we put up with this
Why didn't y'all do that earlier
see what they need to do is they need to get a few of them as sacrifices they
need to like every time they do this they need to grab like three of them and
then just totally crucify him like put him on like 10 different charges and
send him to jail like 15 years right because like the problem is that like
the problem is people never experience any consequences for this but his
problem is like no it never happens to them for doing this they got worse
versus the night went on, it will continue.
This will continue to escalate until it's stopped.
And the longer you take to stop it,
the higher the probability is that someone will die.
What I'm advocating for is the peaceful solution.
You can't negotiate with people
that are violent and aggressive.
You can't negotiate with a violent, aggressive mob.
You can't do that.
Put them in a stock cage, I like that.
Yep, the protesters want a martyr, give it to them.
Yeah, give it to them.
And if they want another one, give them that too.
Eventually they'll get tired of having martyrs.
And then they'll stop showing up.
That's I think, give them 10.
about 10 murders. Let them earn being victims. That's right. You want Floyd too? No. Why would
you get George Floyd too? It's easy. Like the BLM protests were allowed to happen. This
is the thing that people don't understand is that this level of like discord and chaos
is allowed that it is it is
is permitted
it's not like they like to do you think that they couldn't stop this fuck no
they could stop it so fast
that the only reason why they didn't it's because they wanted to happen
that's the reason why they wanted to get bad
and the men some piss me off i'll shoot them house person health care
worker and i think she probably is talking about some bullshit right
extensive damage in airport terminal see if there's any more these are
any good. And because of Biden, yeah, they wanted to create the maximum amount of chaos
possible and then blame it on Donald Trump. That's the reason why. So Iran went into a
total blackout. Holy fuck. Goddamn. Goddamn. We have a fucking right to protest. All right.
All right. You're going to get pulled up. Do you think that what they are doing
is protesting? Do you think that's protesting? Let's go ahead, let's work this out. Go for
it. No, no, do you think that it's protesting by being violent? And also, you actually don't
have a right to protest. You have a right to peaceful assembly. If you want to go to
the Constitution and read what it says, that's what it says. But we're gonna just ignore them.
It doesn't matter. As a third worlder, yeah. Instaband them please. No, we're gonna bring
somebody up. This will be, it will be illuminating for you. Do you think advocating for martyrs
an actual solution? Yeah, I think it worked great. I think whenever they shot those
two people in Minnesota, a lot of the violence stopped happening. Yeah, absolutely. I don't
want anybody to get shot, but the moment that you put an officer's life at risk and you
get shot, that's Rip Bozo. Shouldn't bring a gun of protest and you shouldn't try to
drive through an officer. Yeah, we don't see people doing that anymore, do we? It's
because it worked.
Next, ban me, fuck you.
Cause you know I'm right.
Cause you know that's what happened.
The thing is, is it works?
It does, it works.
See, everybody always acts like,
oh wow, you can't do that.
How you do?
Easy to do it.
Here's the thing.
Why don't you learn what protesting means?
You're gonna go and destroy government property and break out windows, break the law, and then hit people, and you're gonna call the protest?
Fuck.
Alright.
Ha ha ha.
Alright, then they're gonna pop you off.
That's the way it goes.
That's not a protest. That's violence.
No, no, no, my man. No point trying with you.
Because you know you're wrong.
You know you're, you know you're wrong.
You know what you're saying you know that this is unsustainable
You know there is no civilized society that can tolerate every time that a group doesn't get what they want politically
That they cause chaos in the streets and destroy property
You know deep down inside that this is not a sustainable way to live
It's not sustainable for them. It's not sustainable for the people that disagree with it's not sustainable for anybody
This is completely destructive, and no society can survive this in the long term.
That's the reality, and I think that you know that.
You love advocating violence?
Well, how do I love advocating violence when you're the one that's okay with them being violent?
How does that make sense?
Like, they're the ones that are destroying property, trying to throw things at ICE officers,
hitting ICE officers.
How are they, how am I advocating for violence?
So, we should just agree on what our overlords tell us?
Yeah.
So, you just shoot them, right?
Yeah.
If they put officers life in danger, if an officer feels like their life is in danger,
They absolutely should shoot one of these people.
Of course.
What do you think they should do?
Play patty cake with them?
Yeah.
Duh.
Like, so, yeah, you have to follow the law.
Like, I mean, that's right, it's, oh, oh, what do you mean?
Oh, oh, oh, I'm in a, oh, I'm in a school zone.
Oh, oh, so now the school overlords tell me I can't be texting, drinking, and driving.
Oh, right. Okay, what is this? Is this the Jews again?
Or the Jews trying to hold the white man down?
Oh, okay. It's another one, isn't it?
Is that right?
Is that what's going on?
How's this work?
Absolutely no regard for human life.
Yeah, I agree. I don't think they have any regard for their human life either.
Why would you put yourself in this situation?
Why would you do that?
If you know that this is the consequence, why would you do it?
Also, by the way, I do have a regard for human life.
I have the most profound and the most empathetic regard to human life.
But I understand that in pursuing that regard for human life, sometimes consequences have
to be enacted to prevent people from taking advantage of it.
You don't have any regard for the human life of the police officer that's being
brutally assaulted and having their life put in danger.
You don't care about them, but you care about the person who's violently attacking them
in a way that's completely unjustified.
This is the inversion of morality and empathy that I keep talking about, and this is the
true nature of evil.
The true nature of evil isn't doing the bad thing, it's doing the bad thing for
a good reason.
That's the reality.
And that's the reason why people listen.
Do you hear yourself sometimes?
Yeah, sometimes I watch my own videos and I think to myself, damn, I was right, true.
Yep.
Do you have a stream hoping you'd be able to violently murder?
I didn't even say that.
I didn't even say, I said to rubber bullets, like, I'm adding, I didn't even say that.
Like, yeah, what are you talking about?
Like, I, I, I said, what was?
Like just faking it.
not even listening. He's twisting your words exactly. So how does this work? Are you schizoing?
You're not schizoing out, right? You're not having a situation, are you? So every January
six protesters should have been shot. Why'd they get pardoned? Yeah, I think that the
violent ones if the police officer had shot him, I would have said, yeah, Rip Bozo. Shouldn't have done it.
Yeah. Yeah, that, yeah, exactly. Now you're getting it. You're getting it, like, this is not, so
this is the kind of stuff people try to make these arguments, bro. Like, what do you mean?
Twist your words, bro. Like, they love, they love to twist you. They do. And this, it seems
I guess nothing else they guys like it's sad really is you're talking about rubber bullets these people love taking things out of context
I know and that's it proper crowd control would have stopped it exactly. We're entertaining idiots again
Yeah, I thought I would do it. I do it everyone. So I was called kids again. So yeah, exactly. You're right
This one is good. I just want to I just want y'all to see that
The the thinking process of these people is so childish and sort and short-sighted that it's funny
It's actually funny how short-sighted and childish their mind is.
It's like the morality of a chai of like a five-year-old. I call it Todd war morality.
And your way runs the risk of constant escalation. Good.
Good. They should think of that.
And so anyway, Philadelphia, no kings. The tide has turned.
This is a post right here for about 4,000. This is a fake photo.
No Kings was so huge, the city removed a few buildings for you.
So they're actually, this is a live feed just as people started to march. Looks like you added more people.
people. So you got people that are even going around photoshopping photos, so it looks like
more people disagree with things. This is the reason, and the reason why they do this is
that they want to manufacture a consensus, because they know how powerful consensus is,
and that's the reason why they focus on it so much. Yeah, it's, I'd say, I'd say,
it's somehow it's artificial. All right, let's watch this. You guys ready? I think
This is a place, and this is in Canada.
Thank you, delegate.
There's a point of privilege on microphone one,
then we'll go to microphone three.
Go ahead, delegate.
Yes, hello, I was standing here
with my gender equity card
before you called on the previous speaker.
That's my point of privilege, and I would like to-
I will explain the speaking order,
which is fixed that I cannot amend,
which is the pro-con rotation.
You can move yourself up a line that you're standing on.
I am pro.
And I was.
We went, you went pro.
We went pro, pro.
Pro.
And my plan was to go con.
The speaker at Con Mic 3 also has a speaking card.
Yesterday, this card was used in an inappropriate matter.
And while I understand in Ontario,
we know this is equity.
Even if that, this was also used inappropriate
in terms of gender.
I want everyone to be mindful that these cards
for individuals like myself,
who identify as a black woman,
have no value outside of this space.
That's right.
These people get nothing done.
These are the people that when you hire them into your office, your office becomes less productive.
These are people who turn something that takes an hour into two hours.
These are people who make a deadline for something a month into a month and three weeks.
These people are the most, they're not useless, they're actually a negative, right?
Because if they were just a zero, you could just write it off.
But the problem is that they, and this is, we need to do a, like a, like a removal of these people
in these, in government offices, in, you know, companies, etc.
Like, in my opinion, I think that there should be a thing where everybody that uses their
pronouns in emails just gets automatically fired.
That's it.
They just get automatically fired.
Every single one of them.
All automatically fired.
And it wouldn't get everybody, but man, would that just shut it down by a lot?
Would that get rid of it?
Nice, Annex Canada. No, I don't want these people voting. Fuck no, I want these people
voting. And so, I'll go through, I'll watch the rest of this too. Here's Melvin. All right.
I see that we are one minute ahead of schedule, and so I'm going to get out of here. The
balloting coaches are returning, I believe. Now balloting coaches. There's a point.
It's through the point on microphone one.
I'm sorry, just real quick, point of personal privilege.
I understand there's very little time
and for delegates to speak, but early on the-
I see this is what happens.
This is what happens when you take these people seriously.
You see, somebody like this, their job
should be ringing the bell in the cathedral.
That's it. That's the entire job. That's all they do. And you know what? I guarantee you sometimes
the bell wouldn't get wrong. There's a responsibility and a place for these people.
It's hard as a racialized and transgendered delegate to sometimes use this card and speak up,
speak to somebody in front of me in line and ask, hey, this pertains to multiple intersecting
parts of my lived experience. I'd like to speak. I was rejected when I taught.
This is, you know what this really is? It's an ideology of pathological narcissism.
It's completely self-referential narcissism that every single thing in the world relates to
and is about themselves. And this is the reason why it's become so prolific,
is it's because all of these people all over the world can relate to themselves. They can talk about
themselves. So if they can make their entire identity about themselves rather than the ideas they hold,
then it makes it a lot easier for them to have this identity. And they don't have to think
about it. They don't have to justify it. They don't have to rationalize it. It's completely
self-referential narcissism. And it is a lens in which they see the entire world.
And that's the reason why there's so many of these people.
And it's frustrating when these are my rights being directly under attack right now in Alberta and that a cisgender woman had spoken over me.
And I understand her rights are important too. This pertains to her too. But I don't know. I hope that in the future the federal NDP will also have a broader interpretation of the equity cards for speakers.
speakers. That's all. Thank you. Yes. So true. So true. Oh my God. Like this is it's crazy
how they just they can't even run their own system right? Oh my God. What is this? They're
just mentally ill narcissistic losers. I mean, that's really all there is to it. I mean,
it's really not complicated. The problem is that at a certain point, we decided to
view their narcissistic pathology as somehow genuine or any way authentic.
The problem is that we have enabled this by tolerating it.
Elegiates to assist me in better using the card by forming a straight, straight line behind
the microphone.
Oh, you shouldn't have said that because that was offensive to gay people because
They're not straight, they're gay.
It's also offensive to drunk drivers
because they can't drive straight.
With a prominently displayed equity card,
if I see speakers ahead of you
who are not holding a card prominently,
it would be wrong of me to guess
about their gender identity and I will come to you.
That's so true.
This applies so far,
according to your rules for gender identity.
And you have to keep in mind
that the reason why I will never vote
for a Democrat for anything
is because they enable these people
they don't necessarily agree with these people
but they will enable these people to do whatever they want
so whenever you vote for what's considered a moderate democrat
you are actually voting for these people because they enable these people
peace other than a dude but it is open to us to change our rules as we like as
we move forward
into the bright and golden future
Thank you, friends. Let's hear the balloting co-chairs.
I'm directed to a point on microphone three.
Point of information. I'm not sure if it's appropriate for me to bring a point of privilege around an emergent issue with some job loss in my workplace.
place. This is isn't it crazy how nothing is ever even discussed or done? It's just people
talking about themselves. This is what I was talking about. It's just complete narcissism.
That's it. It's all narcissism. This is amazing. Oh my God. What do you call that haircut?
It is impairing your ability to honestly, that's the same haircut that Nazi lieutenants
sad in World War 2.
Where is it?
Welcome back. Welcome back. That's crazy. What are the odds of that? Yep. I only sink
this movie a hundred times all right so yeah I guess so crazy what are the odds
wow what the fuck yeah participate in the meeting it is a correct point of
privilege if you'd like an announcement to be made from the stage we can arrange
for that and then the delegates can hear it from here not right now so okay I
I want to announce that I changed my gender for the third time today.
If you don't want me to do it, I'm being oppressed.
Bring it to you.
Bring it to me.
Thank you.
We'll find a way.
We'll find a way.
Okay.
Great.
And so let me say, I think there's even more of this, okay?
Don't worry about it.
Microphone 2, are you on this resolution?
Yes.
Microphone 2, please.
My name is...
Look, if you're in the audience, you're probably just as retarded as they are.
I'm from Ontario, hello, as we conduct this convention today and the past two days, right
now there's discussions of 10,000 American men and women being sent to Iran being deployed
Yeah, just to be part of this bloodbath, Canada cannot and will not be part of the legacy of blood
that was built in Iraq, in Palestine, and now in Iran. This is a no question. I'm sorry. I'm sorry,
Karen, but the the protest or executions will stop. I'm sorry, but the religious executions
are going to be ending. That's right. We're going to end it. We're going to pack them all up.
That's right. We're on twice. That's it. We got a while work to do.
In debate, I call this question to Adam and Cheris. Thank you.
It's going to happen.
Your point's quite well made, Speaker.
I'll again thank delegates not to call me Madam Chair or Madam President.
I'm a non-binary person.
My pronouns are they, them, and their.
Chair is sufficient.
And with regret, you've spoken to the resolution.
It's not open to you to also call the question.
If the question is the will of the house, someone else must call it because we heard from you.
This is, this is the Karen Oroboros.
This is the snake consuming itself.
You have a bunch of entitled narcissistic mentally ill millennials that have held an
entire convention to talk about themselves and to argue about protocols and bureaucratic
procedure.
That's right.
That's what this is.
It's unbelievable.
It's the oppression Olympics.
Yes.
And they're all losers.
You're in substantive debate.
I was out of where.
I was weird rule.
Microphone 4?
Oh, yes.
Thank you.
My name is Fred Farhats-Bouthy.
Jesus Christ.
Let me see if there's any more of these.
Oh, is this another one?
There's a point of privilege on microphone one,
then we'll go to microphone three.
Go ahead, Doug.
Have you seen this one?
We saw this one.
Okay, good.
Let me go and pull up the envelope.
Sorry, guys.
I wanna make sure that we get the entire thing for this.
That point of privilege?
Yep, that's right.
Speak to somebody in front of me.
Let me make sure if there's any more of these.
I haven't missed out on.
And, okay, is this...
No, this is obviously a meme.
And it's a dumpster fire, oh god.
Let me see if there's a meme.
Yeah, there's just this.
Okay, here's maybe another one.
And then, and then let me consult the people
who are counting.
So everyone who has not counter, take a seat.
So this is the 2019.
Take a seat, everyone, everyone on the walls, take a seat so that we can count.
Right.
When there's so many people moving around, it's very difficult to count.
Quick point of privilege, quick point of personal privilege.
Guys, first of all, James Jackson, Sacramento, he, him.
I just want to say can we please keep the chatter to a minimum.
to a minimum. I'm one of the people who's very, very prone to sensory overload. There's
a lot of whispering and chatter going on. It's making it very difficult for me to focus.
Please can we just, I know it's brawl flesh and ready to go, but can we please just keep
the chatter to a minimum? It's affecting my ability to focus. Thank you.
Thank you, Comrade. Okay. Is there a speaker against name chapter pronoun?
Point of personal privilege. Please do not use gendered language to address everyone.
And wait, that's that same retard that like wait a minute this fat retard
Decided there was a line
And and he just cut in the line and we saw this part. We have a lot of disabled comrades
We know
Thank you
On point of order. Yep. Thank you. So sorry. What's your name and my name is Trey?
I use they them and he him pronouns
I'm from Memphis, thank you for asking.
They're all disabled.
I know.
I had a question.
I know.
We know.
So Nick, Jack, what is his name, or what is his name?
Nick J.
They were elected as an at large delegate before they resigned.
Is that correct?
No.
No.
Okay.
Then never mind.
Now.
Thank you.
Hi, I am Andy P. from Los Angeles.
They have them pronouns.
Could I please ask the chair to, again,
there was a previous point of privilege
about waving around signs
that it is distracting to other comrades.
I have autism.
This is distracting to me.
Can I, I would like to ask our fellow delegates
please to not wave around your signs,
especially during voting.
Thank you.
Yes.
Please do not wave around your signs.
Thank you.
Oh my God.
I don't even know what to say.
I really don't. This is the most mentally ill brain.
Oh wait, no, this is a new one. What is Faddy saying?
It's a point of, go ahead. It's got a point of privilege.
The microphone seems really low today. It's hard to hear everyone at the mic
between the background noise and the volume in here with the microphones.
really hard to hear and the close captioning also is slower to make it hard to keep up with
what's going on. All they do is talk about themselves and complain about bureaucratic
processes. That's literally all they do. Like does anything ever get done? Like they
just they hold an event. It goes on all day and nobody. They don't even do anything.
It's like, there's no greater ideology that this serves.
It's all just self-serving narcissism.
Oh, point of privilege.
There's not enough snack cakes.
Thank you, delegate.
You have a hearing impairment, and I'm struggling to hear the delegates, and I know that you
are too.
You have a hearing impairment?
I don't believe you.
Let's have some order, we'll hear from the delegate on microphone one, please.
I did want to bring attention to the fact that I felt a delegation in the gender parity process.
Let's take the microphone to that delegate. We'll hear from them right now.
Oh, no. Oh, no.
Is this what we were talking about when we talked about bog hags?
Oh, my God. All right. All right, let's go. Let's hear it. Here we go.
She her my pronouns are she her Ellen on france. They could be really hard to follow Rob Ashton
missing speaker
We are working-class party. I think most of us in you're not a working-class party. This is so privileged
It's insane
Everybody in this fucking building is privileged as fuck
You are the most like do you really think that people that are working class have time to think about getting piercings and tattoos?
dressing up like a DLC
see a battle pass reward from assassins creed shadows?
Do you really think that you have the opportunity to do that?
No, this is only something that is a privilege
of first worlders that are living in a world
that is protected by people that think
the exact opposite of what they do.
It's embarrassing.
Oh my God.
These people actually reverse Nazis?
Well, I mean, I don't think
there's really a big difference.
Point of privilege.
most of us in this room.
What is it?
Somebody says Stalin would have gulagged these people.
Honestly, he would be so sad watching this.
Can you think about the level of disappointment
Joseph Stalin would have with this event?
He would be so upset.
The room are behind that, and while we can debate
on the specific words and who is and isn't included,
I think our Constitution needs to recognize that.
And I also recognize there is, I'm sorry,
I'm speaking way too fast.
Let me slow down for the closed captioning.
I'm so sorry, I get excited.
It's a point of privilege.
The closed captions for this convention
are running between six and 10 seconds behind.
So it's just a request for the chairpersons to be aware.
And when you move to a vote, I'm still reading the debate.
So if we just take a little pause,
that would be appreciated.
Okay, yes
My name is Parker Tian I'm representing Kurokawa just to reply my friend from comrades
Proud point of privilege earlier as you can see I do have one of the translating device
However, I like to risk this to the chairs concerned sign out process for this device. It's not necessarily the best because
It actually is just complaining about processes
It's actually just the discussion of and the complaining about processes.
That's it.
There's literally nothing that happens.
Oh my God.
I request you to fill out the form and give a piece of your ID and most people don't
even know where to get it, which is behind the registration table and also, like, they
don't have enough pen really there, so there was a very long line up, so for the
device itself.
it's using infrared technology you have to kind of like position so it can receive the signal
yeah right for sure man definitely and uh oh my fucking god i don't even know what to say about
this it is so deranged brain dead retarded like i don't even i don't know how anybody can look at
this and not be completely fucking embarrassed it's a comedy movie yes these people are so retarded
and uh... i don't even know what to say i really don't i have no idea what to
say about this it's so fucking pathetic
and uh... what is this here number one refugee and what the hell that is
and uh... let me go back and find some other ones complaining yet that now
they're complaining about complaining
absolutely fucking useless
and uh... oh here we go speaking of useless
illegal immigrant accused of killing a all loyal loyal student is missing
the is missing a part of his brain and has the development of a child the
defense claims
your honor he's incapable of understanding the killing woman is bad
which is why he must be released back into public
and here we go
Is there a single black person here?
Are there any black people?
There are no black people.
Not a single, not a single, it's literally all white people.
What this is, this is, this is wider.
Like if you had a meetup for the KKK, it would be less white than this.
Straight up.
What I guarantee you, like if you had, like let's say, think of the most racist group of
people that like stage a meetup, it's gonna immediately be much more diverse than this.
Oh my God, this is looking like a gartha.
What the fuck is this?
There's not even a, there's not even a Hispanic in there, is there even a, oh my God.
they're working i guess so right it's just amazing
and uh... the protesters again at the governor we fucked boomers right in
the brain during the seventies and eighties they're so stupid aren't they
they are really stupid
i see it a bunch of chickens for kfc is one of us
honestly they're the ones going to kfc
your sign says that you'll tell your grandkids that you didn't say so i
would you like to share what you would like to say
so you did say silent
I shout with the crowd.
Oh, are you going to tell your grandkids that?
Nice.
Grandkids, back in the day, I stood there
and I shouted with the crowd.
I repeated all my chants.
I knew every single line.
Your sign says that you'll tell your grandkids
that you didn't stay silent.
Would you like to share what you would like to say?
An absolute fucking NPC.
A complete NPC.
This is what you're up against, right?
And so boomers are so fucking stupid.
Here's my fear, okay? I want to explain my fear.
My fear is that when the boomers die, the millennials will replace them.
And when you have certain boomers that have a certain level of utilitarian individualism
and that same sort of old-school American ethic that won World War II,
We don't have any millennials that are like that
That's gone
That based boomer like mentality will be gone and the only thing yeah
There aren't that many millennials like that at all. So I'm really worried that the millennials are gonna replace the boomers
That's that that's the big issue that I have I'm very very worried about this
New German as well. Yeah, sure. But we have self hatred. That's just as good. I don't know. No, bro
We're bringing back racism. I don't know. I think that they kind of are I'll tell you that they certainly are
And IGN is seething and I hope as one plays the game again on stream 80% positive too. So I did see this
Crimson desert has reached a new peak today. It has massively exceeded
I think a lot of people's expectations and all the IGN reviews and everything where they try to continuously
Rationalize why they gave it a bad review are looking even dumber by the day, and I think honestly, it's
It's about time it is it's about fucking time and so again and look at the reviews are improving
It's an 80.48 percent. Look at that this screenshot was five hours ago. Now. It's an 80 point 48
What's it at now? It's the same amount, but like either way you have people that now the game's improvements
The games improvements are being noticed by the players and they appreciate it. It keeps getting better
That's right. It keeps getting better and that's what happens whenever people improve over time
a lady who keeps her own shit and gallant jugs, you know what we're not gonna watch that one and
What's this? It can't be that okay guys. I've seen this and
And, uh, found somebody lied. Oh, wait a second. I think that this is, I think it's not being aggregated the right way.
And, uh, there we go. Okay, that was weird.
Finds out the apple fell very far from the tree.
Teaching my mom betrayal and arc raiders. Uh-oh, give me a second. I'll be right back.
But, yeah. Thanks for skipping. I'm eating. Yeah, I don't want to see that.
I hear when you say that about millennials. Where do you think all the badasses went?
Uh, they went to therapy now. That's the problem.
I'll be right back.
Okay, I'm back.
Ah, give me a second.
The apple far, very far from the tree.
What's this?
What's this?
What's going on?
Huh?
Hey, this guy.
Hey!
Hey!
Quit running!
Talk to me, dude.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
don't shoot me please don't shoot me okay that's everything going are you
fixing it okay oh he found one follow him Savannah here we go where are you
taken us he's gonna extract extractor oh good okay okay I'll come with you
are you new at the game or yeah very new actually I have no idea what I'm
doing. Um, are you looking for like something specific? Um, friends mostly. I just don't
want people to shoot me. Yeah, you'd like me to shoot people, you'd be totally like
friends with a lot of people. Okay. Oh, that's good, okay. Alright, what are we looking
at here? Uh, so this is like the hall of the mod, because I don't have like a
I didn't want to be on you yet, but I wanted to go like fucking crazy and stuff.
Okay.
Like a city right over the alley?
This is for an Ivan Liberally Me.
Oh, I thought you were gonna shoot me. Thanks for not-
Oh!
Savannah!
Oh!
Oh, I gotta quit. That was not nice.
That was my daughter.
I am so sorry.
Oh, Savannah.
That-
Oh, he didn't want it.
She was- listen, he was-
Oh, wow!
She was.
He was nice.
Uh, I gotta go.
That's right.
That was not nice.
He was showing you what to do, and then you shot him.
Oh my gosh.
I wish I could tell him.
Yeah.
Dude, if you're listening, I'm sorry.
Oh my god.
You did that.
I'm so embarrassed.
So embarrassed?
This reminds me of my dad sat for 10 years watching me play World of Warcraft and after 10 years
He still knew nothing about the game
He watched me play pubg for one round and he was sitting right here and he was like oh go behind there
No, no, you can get him so it go go around
No
Go in the book you gotta go in the bush and then come at him from behind because you'll have the advantage because it's higher up
Like
The moment that he was able to just watch Bob G like he didn't know anything about the game
And he was already fucking give it advice so I had the same shit happen, but it's a little bit different
Right, what is this? You'll come back right? Oh crimson of course
Yeah, I've been playing the fuck out of that game and Ryan Gosling being a Gen C for one minute. What is this?
Broski broski. Oh, I've got tea. Oh, oh
I
Spell the team you've been chosen to pilot the Hail Mary mission you happen. Oh shit. No cap. No cap
This is a new movie. It's different. This is your save the planet era, bro
I still know if I can slay this mission if you don't
Earth is cooked now. I'm slow. Keep panicking. It's like I'm high-key panicking for you
If I do this and I don't slay it's a historic L. Yes, you do massive
It's supposed to be a film? Yeah.
I think I got the word to pull this off.
Bro. He does.
You're him.
Nothing, nothing.
You caught me lacking.
Why me?
Well, the selects are pretty basic.
Unless you pass the vibe check.
Damn.
It's giving.
Damn.
You got this key.
That means they got the job.
Don't be neat.
Beth, I'm gonna eat and eat no crumbs.
Full main character.
Full main character.
Let him cook.
Let him cook.
Let him cook.
Let him cut.
This is so stupid.
Let him cut.
Let him cut.
This is so stupid.
It's funny.
I do.
I think these are very funny.
IT guy handles a tech issue in the courtroom just
for the judge to threaten his job.
What's this?
Actually, don't.
And you're disjoint from the audio here.
Yeah, it should be.
You see?
Sorry.
Well, Ryan, did I make this up?
No.
Five seconds.
You don't have to go.
You're disjoint.
OK.
And you did.
OK.
What's wrong?
No, it wasn't a false alarm.
False alarm?
Don't joke around. I'm serious about this. It was happening. I can't.
I understand. I'm just saying I can't see it, sir.
We're good. Thank you. Get out of my courtroom.
Fine case supervised.
Jesus Christ.
Sick and tired of this bullshit today.
Judge, what is this? Judge Karen? Oh my god. Like, it, it, this is, how embarrassing. What
a little bitch. Jesus, he did it like, over false alarm? The guy says false alarm.
It's about this. It was happening. I understand.
I understand. I'm just saying. It's just a forget it.
Thank you. Get out of my courtroom.
Jesus. What a little...
What a nasty little rat.
What a weird bitch.
Oh my God.
I know a lot of judges like this, to be honest.
I don't. I don't know any judges, honestly.
But like, wow, how fucking obnoxious. Jesus.
How people feel about Cyberpunk and No Man's Sky. What's this?
Congratulations, YouTube.
You managed to unfuck up the situation you originally fucked up.
Yeah, it's true.
Starfield, oh no.
Yeah, surely they're gonna fix it.
Super Mario 64 if it was a modern game.
Come on troops, let's watch nice Mario you did it. Oh wow
Bowser before you collect the last star be sure you're ready to proceed and have completed everything nice
Even though the balance man, I feel the kind of emptiness inside
Oh my God creature like Bowser would a simple hug of self-discrimination
With hope I've saved him as I pondered these questions. I fly off into the distance
Ready to war is still bad
I'm coming for you man. That's just really fucking sad, isn't it? It's so fucking sad
modders in 10 years will recreate the Milky Way for Starfield. Yeah, surely they will and it'll
still suck. Oh my god. Yeah, some of this like oh I mod some of these modern games are awful
classic robot one's help what's this
hello hello what do you want what do you want
you want to press the button for you
you want to press the button for you man
go fuck you press it yourself
man you took a human's job and you want
me to press the button for you
no hello fuck you
excuse me
excuse you
push cross talk button for me
you press it you sit there
You took a really job, you take over our infrastructure and then you want me to help you out?
Go fuck yourself.
Racism is bad.
Go fuck yourself.
Pursue yourself.
Oh that's right, you don't have fingers.
You got the green light, but you can't go because you don't have the walk signal.
But you don't walk, you walk.
True.
You're fucking bad again.
True.
You're just sitting here all night.
Tell whoever's food that is to come press the button for you.
It's not my problem.
What the fuck you ever done for me?
Mingo's just fucking stuck.
They got the green light but he can't go because it doesn't have the walk signal.
Not my problem.
Not my problem.
It's crazy how these people like...
Look at this!
Y'all seen this? Remember this?
This is a classic
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Yes, though self-driving robots. We're supposed to deliver food. Oh my god
But they've recently become targets for thieves and vandals.
Yep.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
I really like the videos appear to show people tampering with these economic delivery drivers.
Yes.
In this case, stealing the contents inside, tossing them over and even kicking the robot
out to deliver food.
Damn.
Vandals targeting the new tech, which businesses like Blue Jam and Hollywood.
And you can see this happen.
They actually are mad at the robots.
Imagine getting mad at a at a box. Well, you're getting mad at a box, bro. People are cattle. I know it's embarrassing
I saw this the PlayStation increases. Love the new monopoly game
Net and Yahoo needs money. Hey $400. Oh
BB I'll go first. Okay
All right, I'll buy it. Okay, that's gonna be $2,000. We all start with 1500. Yeah, dude
It's monopoly 2026 everything is super expensive. Oh, the property you can write it out
Wait, what happens when we pass go?
Do we still collect $200?
No, you have to pay your student loans
so you pay the bank $200.
Uh-huh.
This is funny.
I just pulled you over because you look Mexican
and you don't have your passport on you.
Go drink with a jet.
Oh, that's right.
Is it your pay $13 or higher?
That's impossible.
Or you have to pass the US citizenship test
and I have a list of questions right here.
Uh-oh.
Pay up.
How much?
$12 to me, $200 to the bank.
Screw renting, man.
How many amendments does the Constitution have?
Four.
Wrong, $27.
Damn!
We checked!
Your only fans is popping off collect 50 from every player.
Yeah!
Damn!
You're one of the three branches of government.
Legislative, executive, and judicial.
Wow, that's correct.
Nice.
Wow!
What's this?
Man, yeah, who needs more money?
Pay $5,000?
Again?
I don't make the rules.
Fake monopoly.
Oh my god.
Well, it's actually real monopoly now.
Do we have three years left?
Oh, the Terminator thing?
Yeah, I saw this.
OpenAI is falling apart.
I don't think that's even true.
I think that's ridiculous.
I'll look at a few more of these,
but I think the seven will get removed.
Nina Lynn scanned me for $1,000.
Is that true?
Like why am I not surprised?
And let me go, I will look at the other posts.
There's anything on LSEF that's worth looking at.
Usually there's at least like one good post.
Oh yeah, I forgot there was that post about me.
I forgot all about that.
And let's see how that's doing.
and uh... third is three thousand up due to reno's that's crazy wow
and uh... of course opening eyes shut down so are barely being used at all of
that i think that died off
well they probably used it for a while and then they decided not to i mean like
let's be honest i mean i think that makes a little bit of sense doesn't it
yeah i mean like what the fuck i think that's obviously what you would do
cuba news is their new i don't think there's anything new that's happened
with cuba like is there
If there is, I feel like I'd see it immediately, right?
Like, let me double check.
I don't think that there's anything like that that's happened.
And what is this here?
Can I find it?
No, it looks like there's nothing else at all.
So maybe something happened, Cuba being next.
Yeah, everybody knows that.
I feel like it's obvious Cuba is next.
Well, I should shoot a video.
I will, but not today.
Do you think your clip channel is a bit biased?
the newest video uh no i i don't like you're bringing up some bullshit i'm gonna time you
off of the day i just don't like i don't like what you're saying it's just it is weird right
so anyway who's a bit or what's going on here maybe i'll look at this this is a 200 viewer
or 200 sub channel i'm a little bit nervous to look at it but let me scroll down cops use AI
to jail and this is grandmother for six months what the fuck squatter turned into human burrito
the real estate
are we really gonna watch another one of these
honestly i kind of want to do i kind of want to i do i kind of want to watch it
this is this this is a good title I feel like yeah yeah yeah all right let's see
here we go a real estate property manager calls the police after someone
breaks into a home he's selling and is still inside the property claiming
squatters rights what officers don't write is the burglar inside is the worst
Karen we've ever seen what a joke that's not that's not our door handle
They took it off.
They spent some of the money and then I can hear dogs.
Uh, someone's coming through the door.
Can you look?
Can you look? What a cheek.
It's astonishing, isn't it?
Yeah.
They looked out the window and then walked away from the door.
There's no way to get the lockbox off if you don't know the code to take the door handle off and throw it away.
Yup.
They came prepared. That's our standard key.
That can get all of our properties through the U.S.
Hi there.
Hi.
Hello.
Hi.
Take over.
Why are you on my...
You need to come out. Look at that poor little Pomeranian. That cute little snowball is dealing
with this animal that won't fucking give it a house. Like you're literally having this
this tiny little fucking dog it's it you're dragging her up my property oh my god look at her
I'm gonna talk to you.
I've got talk to you.
I've got first possession.
You're tough.
Okay, I'll tell you what.
Respect my space.
You do not have any space to come and grab me.
Uh-oh.
You are trying to grab me.
You can come outside.
You're a simple matter now
because I filed
my first possession, sir.
I'm out of time.
No, oh, no, this is in Florida
Let me guess this isn't gonna end the way she thinks it will
Possession is a law that allows a trespasser to legally acquire the title to another person's property that is abandoned or not maintained
Yeah, this is something that they invented in like the Wild West when cowboys would get killed
While they were achieving manifest destiny and so somebody else could live in their shack
like this is literally like it's a literal fucking like frontiersmen law
that people are trying to use now in a Florida suburb a person can only claim
this after uninterrupted possession of the house for seven years and cannot be
done in secret
You have no right to step in my house. There's not one way to purchase a home
You're gonna come outside
You cannot remove me from my house with my paperwork sir. Can we see the paperwork you have?
State of Florida
Fucking idiot
Me and my husband
Because you seem very
as i said guys i really understand why they did the same which trials i really
do i can see what they're coming from
i do i can see what they're doing and know that they're doing illegally don't react the way that you do
uh-huh
you tried to come running out the back of the house to run
pomeranians are expensive too it's expensive especially on the white ones
You didn't know
Uh oh, uh oh.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
We found adverse possession on the home over here.
Thank you. You can be on MLS all it wants to be.
Adverse possession is Phila Loft, sweetheart.
Thank you. Milo, come inside.
Come inside, Milo.
Get the dog. The rest of the dog.
There's some sore little palms.
You'll be out. Don't worry.
I don't care.
You'll be out you'll be out I'll be back in 30 days with a sheriff and you'll be out
What the fuck is this
What's up, what's adverse? He's trying to say it's abandoned. It's not abandoned. Yeah, this is like you're using an ancient magic wall
It's a sheet in there where the contract is coming, cleaning every week.
It's not abandoned, it's listed, it's been listed for a year.
We have showings all the time, it's not abandoned.
It's not an abandoned property, so she's lying.
She doesn't know what she's talking about.
There's the certificate of title, select portfolio of servicing.
There's my listing agreement from select portfolio of servicing.
This is how well the file is.
It's never been a vendor since we foreclosed on it.
My phone number was on the window.
She's taking that down.
The realtor said his phone number was even on the window.
So wait a minute.
So he was trying to sell the house,
but he can't sell the house
because not only is she living in it,
but she took down the sign that the house was for sale.
And then she's saying,
oh, well, nobody's buying the house.
Yeah, bitch, because you took down the sign.
Oh my God.
How do you folks deal with so much bullshit?
I mean this is Florida okay like if you really think that they're gonna put up with this you you're in for a pleasant surprise
We don't see it now. I got pictures of it there last week
There's my sign last week
And there you can see the lockbox and our brass door. Yeah with all the paperwork and photo evidence
The property manager has officers determining he's correct and the Karen has no authority to claim adverse possession on the residents
Now they just need to figure out how to get her out of the house
change the lock to the lock itself so we have authority if you want to break the
door down we can go in and remove it forcefully please do that please please
please do that we're gonna rush through the trespassing and that's what's
doing the lock since apparently at the hot bar you want to go with this
would you wrap it up? Yes!
Yes!
do it the safer way with minimal risk of damaging the property no like you
said doing the 30 days of the sheriff's office or are you wanting her removed
immediately now now she doesn't let us back in if she doesn't come and agree to
open the door is what she may not do is say now probably in the least I'm
responsible for breaking the door down and paying for the damages our
property anyway we own it whatever damage is there is in what are they
going to do in the month they're there and the money they're going to
absolutely he's right he's totally right about this yes it's cheaper to
break down the door now than to pay to have her in there for a month
Absolutely.
Koss has found out you're not being able to mark me.
Yep, there it is.
You can't answer that.
No, exactly.
So you don't think she's going to come to the door anyway?
I mean, we can try again.
And I would have German go up there because she doesn't like me clearly.
So she might be willing to come back.
It's smart.
Once he goes up there.
Yeah.
What do you think?
Try it.
Let's try that.
Can we see that paperwork again, please?
Can we go to the back?
I found that was the best.
Can you just leave me in the back door?
Because I knew you were showing me that paperwork again.
I just need to look at the paperwork.
See this is, this police officer is very intelligent.
All you need to do is tell it what it needs to hear and then it will do what you want.
Tell it, we have, there's ice cream.
Come out, oh, now you're arrested.
There was no ice cream.
That's it.
She said she's coming out.
Yeah, she says, stay right there. She's going to show me through the window, I guess.
He's the one that's going to breach this door.
Can he give us permission to kick it in or does he have to be the one that should do it?
You're going to make a 70-year-old man risk his own lives to kick in the door.
I don't know what the legal requirements are here.
He's a senior officer. He's a master police officer, so he knows the sub one of the nine
years. Master police officer. He is. And see, master police officer. I just
I just need to look at your paperwork again
so we can be sure that you're right.
The master, bro.
Do we have a screwdriver in the ground?
The master police officer.
That's over there.
I have a multi-tool house screwdriver on it.
Yeah, it will be faster with a drill.
Because that door, like I said, has been broke,
but it's just, there's a piece of wood that's holding it.
Ma'am, you're gonna need to come outside.
At least open the door.
Why?
Because I'm ordering you.
You are not allowed to open the door!
If you refuse to follow that order,
you will be arrested for resisting. Do you want to be arrested for resisting?
Resisting what? I have no-
He just told you! They literally just told you!
I gave a watch.
Resisting a lawful order.
Give me a second. I'm recording.
Go ahead and record and then open the door.
You said you wanted to see the principal, Mark.
We need to see it personally.
See, now it's realized that there's a bit of a, uh, there's some deception at play.
so now the guard is up come open the door
if you have no reason to worry
oh oh oh we don't have a drill we don't have a drill
step back step back from the door
this poor guy master police officer the master police officer bro he just knew
do. God damn. Smart? Yes. Like, he's so good. Yeah. God damn.
First concession on the 20th. Can I show you that?
Did he get the door? Oh boy. Dude. What a professional.
You can hold. You don't have to hold it, sir. This is my, this is the original copy.
Okay.
And you can see, this is the adverse possession, state of Florida, actually.
Now I know what I'm doing, because this is not the only property that I pay taxes on.
You pay a portion of taxes for adverse possession and you make, you start cleaning up the
home so you can take over the home.
Milo, come inside now.
No!
No!
Dude, those poor little doggies!
Oh no!
Look at him!
Oh god, I'm free!
I'm free!
Oh no!
Melody!
Inside!
So no longer this is not in your hand, this is a court civil case where we fight and
We show them that we've paid,
we're going to be paying taxes on the home.
When you pay a portion of the taxes,
you go to the appraisal office
and you pay a portion of the tax on the home.
This home has been sitting.
That's why adverse possession exists.
That's not my...
See, this is, see, just let it,
let it say everything it needs to say.
Just, all right, all right, yep, right.
Uh-huh.
Okay, all right, now come outside,
you're being arrested now.
just absolute complete professional man.
If you are a real estate agent, that means you have to settle in it and it
limited the time.
Yes, I do.
I'm exhausted.
That was on 75,000 with the eighth of this property.
Last year at four clues, you say, makes it legally the owner's property.
I have pictures of the property every week, date and time stamp, which
will go to court.
You are wrong.
No, you are wrong. You are right. Okay, I'm guaranteeing it.
What's wrong with the pool and the frogs? Yeah.
And what's wrong? That's, that's not maintaining.
Makes no difference. The problem is we have not abandoned them.
I'm wrong. I'm here. I bring 10 days.
10, 14 minutes late.
So your criteria are wrong.
No, my criteria is starting.
You cannot grab me, sir.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, there it is.
I have dogs.
Sir, I fly to my house.
You have dogs.
I'm the best.
You have dogs.
I'm the first person.
I
Lost it I can steal the house
Oh
That master police officer bro, he's not worried about getting her against the law just handcuff her get the cuffs on her
All right, there it is
Not even stressed out
He's he's not he's not even worried
He's just like okay, well there it is
Another day on the job
Oh my god, sir, and now you're being charged with resisting
Can I breathe please I can't breathe
My MacBook Pro wait, let's go inside your MacBook Pro. We'll get everything. I can't do this. Won't you return that's an Apple store, too
I declare
What about my stuff?
What about my food?
What about your dogs?
Stop resisting!
Stop!
What about my stuff?
What about my food?
What about your dogs?
Stop resisting!
Stop!
Demon boys!
As I said boys
They really like it's crazy that like
500 years ago we figured this out and like now we've unlearned that and now
we have to relearn it all over again Jesus
come for me. Your racist fact. I'm coming for that ass. Don't worry. I'll have my paperwork.
Don't worry. Don't worry. I have paperwork. I have paperwork too. I had my paperwork and
I'm being arrested for what? What am I being arrested for? Berkeley?
Oh, you try to break out of your cuffs now. So now you're going to get another charge.
This is really, honestly, this police officer needs a promotion. Now, all of us,
So now you're trying to break out of your- oh, that's another charge.
Okay, alright.
Yet, you want to play this game?
Alright, bitch.
You're about to get tased right now.
Yes.
Siri!
Call the cops!
Siri!
Call the cops!
Siri!
Call the cops!
Siri!
Call the cops!
Siri!
Call the cops!
Siri!
Call the cops!
Siri!
Call the cops!
Siri!
Siri!
Siri, Siri, Siri, save me, Siri!
Save me!
Holy crap!
Oh, God!
Look at these things, bro! It's so insane!
Yeah, Siri didn't even do it!
Roll it around your back.
Sure, stay where it's on the ground.
Fuck you fat fuck!
Get the fuck out of here! I have no respect for you, GED, you dumb loser!
Adverse possession is a law, and I'm going to sue the fuck out of you for what you just did!
I swear to fuck-
Get the fuck away from me!
You ugly fat fuck!
She's crashing out!
Do you need to wait for a few more?
She's just throwing her car.
You need to wait for a few hours and just draw in the car.
I'm coming through!
I can't wait to see her!
Uh-huh.
Ladies first!
Get the f*** off me!
This is the last hour I'm working out again.
Three weeks to go.
I'll go check.
Damn, bro, like, he was ready.
He was ready to rassore down!
I didn't start with this guy.
Uh-huh.
Six and I were in need of animal patrol, two small dogs, possibly a Pomeranian.
Yeah.
That was good, sir.
I wouldn't be surprised if there's somebody else in there.
So the husband is involved in it as well.
I didn't think it was her on our own.
Yeah.
But that's what she's been saying on her husband.
Why would she think she has a right to have a profit
when other people have to save up down payment?
Because she's just stupid.
She just wants to have it.
Just go in and now it's yourself.
Hello, hello, hello.
Hey, lady.
Where's the doggies?
Hello, hello, hello, hello.
Wait, so she...
There's some stuff in there.
Yep.
Paint for work.
Wait, is that Fiji water?
She's living high on the hog!
God damn!
Oh my god!
What about this?
Smart water?
What the fuck is that?
They came prepared door handle packaging.
Yeah.
So they just threw all of his stuff in the corner
behind the door.
She has a baby stroller for the dogs.
Oh, wow.
He even said, see me in 30 days, but you antagonize that I would get a last bit.
I totally understand why they did exorcisms.
I completely understand it.
Our forefathers were not wrong.
They were just ahead of the curve.
You can say, if you want to take a picture of this, this is the song that you put the
text for.
They knew it, man.
They knew it.
It's somewhere along the line.
We forgot.
Trying to ruin my f***ing life.
You see a black woman all by herself and I'm the mastermind all of a sudden?
Absolutely nothing about anything that I've done.
Yes, you were trying to grab me and put me out of my way.
But I tried to tell you the front door.
Go play with the front door right now and see if you can open it from the front.
That's pretty easy, okay.
Stuck.
Yeah
So according to this in order to use adverse possession
You must move into another wide and neglected property and improve the property and the power can be granted
You have her period of time unless we've done the boogeyman airslift that is in traffic with the owners right the other what she
I'm not gonna cooperate. It's okay. I'm just gonna do a quick fatty of the way. It's just for safety measures
Look at me!
You're transported from one place to another.
I don't care.
Either way, Mike said I can just hold you here and I can just do a pat real quick.
But it's gonna happen.
It's gonna happen, yes.
I have my own authority.
I have my own authority.
I'm a sovereign citizen, so just don't touch me.
Oh.
Oh.
Well we're going to.
Well we're going to.
Well we're going to.
Another charge.
I don't like you guys anymore. I hate you all. I hope you guys dies and I hope your
children dies I don't like it that's why we're sovereign citizens you just come
through and like that war begins I can't wait don't talk to me I'm an American
I want to be the face of that war too that's right okay yeah sure not be
taking your two dogs
I
That's why your skin sucks. Are you on behalf of them? Damn
Wanting to press charges for all this against there. I'll check with the asset manager
Can I get back to you? Well the entire point of what we're doing is that you'd be able to see impression
You want to press charges. We're gonna come back and say no we have to let it go. No
They can always change our minds and have to turn it off later. They can, yeah.
If you being the representative, once you press start on their behalf they can change their mind like
Otherwise, you can say no, and we can release her.
I mean, I'm still close.
What do you think you should do?
I cannot give you anything of the kind.
I mean, regardless, I'm going to arrest her for the resistance charges.
I'm damaged.
You know, that's on you guys, that's what I'm saying.
Even if you don't know that's for a man through right now,
you're the representative.
You can say yes to it right now, if they change their minds.
The State Attorney's Office will be contacting them regardless,
and they will take that by the rest.
Ma'am.
Ma'am, I'm on your back.
Break my wrist.
Ma'am.
Break my wrist.
I'm breaking my wrist.
No, no, no, no, where's my card?
I'll show you this.
Come out. Come out.
As I said, man, adult daycare.
Isn't it crazy that they have to deal with these people?
Like, it's astonishing that they have so much patience
with these absolute fucking animals.
It is. Like, I don't know why more...
I'm surprised that we don't have more police brutality.
I have this is crazy one more charge yep let's just wait for the rap
Man, you really need to stop resisting.
Nope. Uh-huh.
Yep.
This is so fucking pathetic!
Oh my...
Now you have a solid battery on the police officer. Congratulations.
Awesome.
Man.
Man.
We're good there, we're good.
When you have wrinkles, tighten them up,
pull them over to the grass.
Yep, now pull a bit.
Roll on your back.
Stop resisting, stop resisting,
there it is, it's not even talking anymore.
They're putting me, oh here we go.
Grab it, it's the burrito time.
I don't care, you're hurting me.
Uh oh.
They actually gotta wrap them like a burrito.
Oh my god.
I'm a human, I swear.
Look out!
Look out!
Look at him!
Look at him!
Think about how many thousands of dollars of everybody's tax money that we spend on micromanaging these things.
Isn't that crazy?
Oh my god!
Adverse possession of a human?
True!
The suspect, Ashley, was charged with felony escape, felony resisting with violence, felony
battery on a law enforcement officer providing false identification for giving the wrong
last name threats to law.
Oh my god.
Oh my god!
Enforcement burglary of an unoccupied dwelling, felony threats to a public servant, larceny
and trespassing by adverse possession without notice.
There are no records indicating she filed any lawsuits against the involved officers
and property owners.
Court records indicate she pleaded not guilty, bonded out and has since stopped showing
up to court and her bond has since been forfeited. She is presumed innocent unless proven guilty
in a court of law.
Now Florida, it takes seven straight years of living on a property and paying the taxes
before you can even try to make that claim. And this wasn't that, not even close. You
know what gets people jammed up fast? Confidence build on something they don't fully understand.
Because when she's holding right there adverse possession, that's not a free pass to take
control of someone's house. So now we've got officers walking into a situation where
someone truly believed they belonged there and that belief, that's what makes it harder
than a loss. And she gave them a fight the entire time and those are all delayed
tactics not to win she just wanted to avoid losing. Here's the one I want you to really
lean in on around the 1147 mark watch how she begins throwing threats around trying to pull
the author's attention toward her voice while at the exact same time she's working her hands
slipping through those cuffs that's attention manipulation get officers focused on what
they hear so they miss what they should be seeing but it didn't work some people don't
escalate because they're actually confused they escalate because somewhere along the
way they decided they're not leaving no matter the cost but keep in mind situations
like this they never fall apart because of what someone actually knows they fall
apart because of what someone thinks they know. Goddamn. Holy shit.
What records in? Wow. Okay. Yeah. What an absolute fucking animal.
That is insane. And the fact that like they, what if they didn't even do anything to her,
right? She's like just, oh my God. She got away. Yeah, apparently she's out in the
wild again. No, it's actually crazy that they just let these people get out. I feel like after you
do something like this, oh, it stops showing up to court. I mean, how do you rack up eight charges
and then they think that it's okay for you to bond out? You're obviously violent. You're obviously
crazy. What are you doing? Read the comments. Let's see what the comments say. And Florida passed
law last year that I was a homeowner doing the squatter immediately yeah I remember that
and never in my life wanted to see someone get tased so badly yeah I'm gonna be honest like after
seeing this go on multiple times I really want like I think that we need more police brutality
we do like I hate the fact that these people exist I hate the fact that they're so aggressive
and they act like literal children oh my god what a leech on society absolute disgrace yep
apps of fucking lily the fact that Siri said no Jesus bro what a fucking video
and our insane asylums not an option they're not and there they have to bring
those back they do in my opinion they have to bring back insane asylums and
we can just put all these people up in it like she's already basically in a
straightjacket I mean like that's what we've wanted all along I feel like
that's obviously the good thing to do. That's the nice way to do things, but for
some reason people don't want to do that. And I don't know why. I feel like it
would just be so much better if we could just put these people in insane
asylums. Wait so you don't have them? No we don't. We don't have them. Like and so
what happens is that we have these crazy people in the United States that
just run absolutely fucking wild. They're crazy. They cause so many
problems. And it's just insane. Is it wrong to fantasize about a police
force in full plane armor that just knocked this behavior down with pure aura. I feel the
same way, man. I do. I would love to see that happen. And again, W video more like these.
I love these videos. I'm gonna link it to you guys Midwest safety. Holy fuck, man. And yeah,
and then oh, also that it was racist. Is it true that Americans are on the street boycotting
Trump? There's some of them. Yeah, that was yesterday, though. Now they had to I
I guess maybe they had to go back to work.
I'm not sure.
And somebody who willingly projects their delusion
upon others like this are crazy.
Yeah, I mean, like really, like as I said,
you gotta catch them all, right?
Gotta catch them all.
And that's it.
Somebody at Schumer just jumped in the Lady Bird way
looking for Ex-Gemily and now they can't find her.
Wait, what?
Fine, okay, let me just look at that real quick
before I, I'm sure it's gonna be new, right?
I mean, that's clearly what it would be.
No, I'm not really seeing anything about that.
It looks like maybe it happened.
I don't know.
Maybe it didn't.
So yeah, where is it?
Where's the information?
Because it actually sounds kind of crazy.
Yeah, like what happened?
No, I want to know this.
Where did you read that?
Where is it on Twitter?
Where is it on Twitter?
She's streaming right now.
She's talking about the other person.
Why would it be on LSF because it's stream drama?
That's the reason why.
Yeah, okay.
It's on Strangler Cares person, Strangler Cares.
And anyway, let's go back over here.
Let's look at this instead.
And they found her.
That's too bad.
And live service is failing.
Fortnite is dying.
Everything is over.
That's bad.
The cost of running Fortnite has gone up a lot
and the rising price is to help pay this dose.
It's done.
About two weeks ago,
That is all that Epic Games told players about a price hike for their premium car and
see the humble V-book.
But it turns out they had far more brutal plans for their staff and partners.
And now 1,000 staff have just been laid off in the games.
That's about 20% of the company.
That's a huge amount.
There's 520% dollars in operating cost on top of that.
And since the story broke, we've been speaking to insiders and we can see that
the impact of this decision is going to hit far more than just Fortnite.
Well, yeah, of course.
Because when all the fellas and staff are gone from epic,
what about the ripple effect everywhere else
and the other cuts?
Turns out the-
Oh, multiverses.
Remember that game?
It died.
Epic Games just showed the world
that one of the few pillars
holding up the games industry,
Fortnite, is in fact shaky.
Right now we're approaching the end of the financial year
for most companies,
and that means it's usually when
the big publicly listed giants
start cutting staff to make their end of year reports
look good.
That's right.
Epic Games are a private company and in theory they are one of the most successful companies
on the planet.
I mean Fortnite prints money, right?
To bring this announcement for once, this is actually not about AI-driven efficiency.
Instead Epic freely admits they are quote, spending significantly more than they're
making and they say that the thousand layoffs and 500 million in cuts to contracting,
marketing and hiring will balance out their books.
They give many reasons why there is the same general economic situation that we've
seen everyone honestly you got to respect him for just laying it out he
just said yeah we don't have as many people playing right now and we got to
save money like I really do respect that somebody that just tells it to me
straight get publisher or maybe just that you hire too many people they did
specifically for them it means their growth and spending are both down because
players have got less money costs have went up yeah total industry player
growth just has not increased as people expect it turns out that is
Engaging as video games are, well, a vertical feed of videos may in fact be more engaging
for many people.
Now there are other reasons as well, epic specific reasons and here's what they've said about
that.
In being the industry's vanguard, we have taken a loss of bullets in a battle which
is only in the early days of paying off for ourselves and all developers.
What they're referring to there is all the legal stuff.
as an example, Fortnite only just came back to Android last week and it hit iOS again last year.
And at least one of those returns is reportedly tied to an $800 million deal with Epic paying
Google over six years. That's a lot of money. That came after five years of, of course,
legal crusading from Epic to crowbar open the phone ecosystem. They basically wanted
liberalization and storefronts and payment providers, of course. Well, the storefronts
and epic is totally right by the way they're completely justified and totally
on the right with this the amount of that basically there's a duopoly that
exists between the Google Play Store and the Apple Play Store and it's completely
unfair to everybody because they've effectively monopolized the entire
market between the two of them and I think it needs to be regulated that's
what I think they can launch their own store and do the payment providing
themselves. That of course means a better revenue share. They absolutely succeeded on that. And as
much as they stand to benefit from that, many of the rest of us do as well. Some of that legal
crowbarring is probably good, but for them, it's been absolutely, it's expensive. Because all that
money they weren't collecting during all that time, you know, could have paid for developers.
Yes, exactly.
Back in January of 2025, Tim Sweeney told IGN that they could afford to fight Apple and Google for it.
And that was, yeah, this was from 2025 in January.
So it was like literally over a year ago they said this.
Decades.
Yeah.
So, um, obviously something changed.
He was not anticipating these layoffs.
The company clearly projected that they would be making more money by this point.
But they're obviously not.
The money's not coming in, meaning that Epic are cutting their spending.
So let's talk about those cuts.
First, you need to know that all this follows the 2023 layoffs,
which were 830 employees, about 16% of the company.
Damn! So like they dropped out 2000 people then, holy shit!
And the divestment of Bandcamp.
Yeah, I don't think Bandcamp was ever going to save their finances.
Now, back in the reasons given were the crater content,
profit margins weren't high enough,
and the company was spending too much,
and that two-thirds of costs sat outside of their core development teams.
And now yeah, there's probably HR and other types of management roles that don't add any value to a company
I really do think and this is in 2023
I do really think that elon buying twitter firing 80 percent of people and then the product not changing
Was like a light bulb moment for the entire tech industry
And after he did that he broke the ice and then everybody started doing it afterwards
Well, cuts are happening again.
That's what I think happened.
The peripheral game modes like rocket racing, ballistic and festival battle staging are all being sunset.
No, we get to show them.
The tools and systems will be released into UEF for player creation, which honestly is a fairly good thing.
Is it a good idea?
Normally in video games that would just all go into the bin.
That would be that.
Yeah.
Going to the community is actually a little bit of a silver lining.
It's not as much as it's not going to be great for those staff.
Maybe it is nice that at least some of their work does get to live on and get into the hands of players.
Outside of Fortnite, games like Horizon Chase and its enhanced version, Horizon Chase Turbo, have suddenly been announced for delisting.
Basically, their developer is owned by Epic.
So what we see is that experimentation and some degrees of ongoing support are basically over,
and even the incoming free-to-play version of Save the World, originally a paid mode,
is an attempt to get more money from a game that frequently rivals the top 100 of Steam.
So you can basically see that Epic is looking at their worst performing official modes. They're cutting them loose.
Oh, yeah, they're getting rid of the stuff that loses money. I mean, I think that makes a lot of sense.
Honestly, like, why wouldn't the company make this decision? It's a good call. I'll be right back. Give me a second.
All right, all right, we're good, excuse me, we're good.
Community and they are laying off the devs who worked on them, oh but they're not stopping
there.
Experienced staff are being cut, like say, principal engineers who have been there since
2017 yeah, even a director of character art who created the heart night's most famous characters
And you go for a game monetized like fortnight
I mean character art really does seem like it's something that helps the bottom line
I mean yeah
I'm not an MC Tim Sweeney posting about how the fired staff are in the quote top few percent of the discipline
You really see how bad this would appear to be. I mean Sweeney is absolutely projecting. These are brilliant people
you should absolutely hire them. This is an unprecedented wave of talent that I have
graciously injected into the labor market. But obviously implicit in that is that if these are
the top percent, then they're really not the sort of people you want to lose in your company.
So that does suggest it. It could also mean that they just change the way that they develop games
and like what their process is. I think that's another big component. And I think that's what
probably happened is that they change the way they have a process because it
wastes money the way they're doing it now. I think that makes sense and I think
it's going to continue especially as you have like technology not just AI but
like everything that's able to effectively do these people's jobs for
them. I think that's what's going to happen and also like a lot of people
have a very weird relationship that they think companies should have as
as employers, where they think that this company should
employ you even when the company doesn't get value out of it.
So they think that the company has a moral responsibility
to fund you indefinitely, even though they don't need you
or need to make money off of you anymore, right?
I think this is a very, very toxic mindset,
and nobody would actually, and the issue why I don't
like this is because people don't have this standard
themselves. If you moved into an apartment, you wouldn't continue paying the guy that
mows your lawn. Nobody would do this. Nobody would make this decision. So in people's personal
lives, they would never make this decision, but they expect every company to make this
decision. Why is that? Because they want the company's money. It's that simple. So again,
it's not a principle, it's just greed. Basic economics are kind of fucked. But we've talked
about so far the custom modes and stuff only tell you a part of the story because underneath all of
this there is a question about fortnite itself oh it hasn't grown and how epic just did not plan
for the money printer to finally slow down if fortnite is succeeding then epic can afford huge
legal crusades they can afford to expand afford to experiment but in 2025 fortnite was not
Succeeding player numbers were wildly variable all of that year the zero hour crossover event in November pulled in more than 10 million people
But that's a lot exception people kind of swung between being thrilled at new modes like blitz royale and the simpsons crossover
Which was by all accounts loved but then bored to tears by the drawn-out Star Wars season fronted by of course
Jen AI Vader this stuff doesn't mean that for tonight is I'm gonna be honest
I think Jen AI Vader was probably one of the best things they did
It had more like viral marketing and viral advertising for fortnight than almost anything else. I think that it was a great idea
hilarious
activity collapsing
Serkana analysts Matt Piscotella points out that in the US last night
I got to be talking about for five percent of players in PlayStation played fortnight for 16 hours on average
While 31 percent of Xbox players played it for 15 hours. That's a lot of people for nighting
I mean a third of the install base is playing this game
That's a lot really is a worrying thing. I mean if success this heart is not really financially sustainable
Oh dear is this entire thing built in sand in a way?
I think that what it's built on is it's built on the projection of growth and so once a company because company what they do is
They over hire because they plan for 20% growth years
But whenever they don't have a 20% growth year it doesn't mean that the company is failing
It doesn't mean the product is failing.
It just means that it's no longer growing and it's reached market maturity.
Every product reaches market maturity, whether it's Roblox, Minecraft, Fortnite, World of
Warcraft or anything else.
There is a point in time where the number stops going up.
And when it hits that point, it doesn't mean that the product has failed.
It means that it's just simply stopped growing its user base because it's hit
market saturation.
This is the most normal, reasonable, common-sense thing to happen.
So whenever you have companies that are building for being 20% larger year after year, and that
stops happening, then you have to recalibrate the size of your company.
Because you're not building your company, it's like basically people that buy houses
that have like eight bedrooms or, you know, five bedrooms, and it's just a, you know,
a man and a woman, well, they're not buying that house for themselves.
They're buying that house because they're going to have kids and the kids are going
to move into those apartments, right?
Or into, sorry, not apartments, into those rooms.
And usually after parents, after their kids move out,
all many parents decide to move
into a smaller house after that.
So, but it's again, it's about planning for the future.
You see what my point is?
Maybe, you see the problem is in last February,
those averages were 21 and 19 hours.
So the time is actually going down.
And when your entire business model runs
on engagement, driving, spending,
losing four to five hours per player per month is a serious hit to your revenue.
And in Epic's year in review, they said the total gameplay declined to only
six point six five billion hours.
That's a lot of hours.
Is that low?
It's in the wrong direction.
Yeah.
And leadership's response was to squeeze harder.
But it's also like they want to stop.
Like, for example, like whenever you're turning a big ship,
you can't turn the ship immediately.
Whenever you see something on the horizon, you have to make a decision today that will allow you to avoid a problem or a collision in two years.
That's what they're doing. I think it makes a lot of sense, honestly. It does.
does.
As the crossovers alone were not enough, and some of the crossovers were actually loved,
like the Simpsons one.
In November 2025, Fortnite started to sell the Simpsons a bit more like Roblox.
That's because on top of existing engagement payouts, individual island servers could
start selling microtransactions paid for in premium currency.
Now, it was a 100% revenue split for the first months, and then 50% to Epic after
February.
Seems like a good way to make money, but it just didn't move the needle.
So months later the price of V-Bucks went up, with all bonus currency from the battle
passes being eliminated, that's quite brutal.
Now players understandably didn't see how that was their problem, as you know, responded
without rage, especially given a perceived drop in core seasonal content quality over
the last three months.
Now obviously this isn't the case of people saying, you know, we hiked the prices,
you guys should have really paid attention to that and actually jumped on top of it
and just bottom roads as shit
so that you could protect our staff.
Obviously, Moran really thinks that.
I don't think Tim Sweeney thinks that.
He's like, oh, I'm not the thought players,
but I think they're also not the-
Another big problem that I think Fortnite has
is that the game has a massive skill gap.
And the big difference between Fortnite and Roblox
is that Fortnite is defined as a competitive game
that is challenging that people can be good at.
Roblox, you can't really be good at Roblox.
And because of that, there are a lot more people
that it is accessible to.
Like if you're a brain dead five year old,
it's gonna be hard for you to do anything in Fortnite
because you're just gonna get killed instantly
every single time.
So you might play the game because it's really popular
but are you really getting a fulfilling experience
whenever you're just getting farmed constantly?
Not really because the game is complex.
There are so many mechanics that are complex.
Whereas in Roblox, you just join a server
the server is, you know, throwing snowballs at each other. And I think that the simplicity of
Roblox is what's allowed it to kind of eat into Fortnite's younger generation of players, right?
Whenever you're thinking about, especially the 10s and unders, like Fortnite is a complex game,
there's a lot to it. And for an eight year old, a lot of eight year olds, it's going to be
easier for them to understand the simplicity and the just brain dead nature of Roblox
versus fortnight i think that's a big reason default on developers either you
see fortnight was always going to stop making as much money as it has been
for you actually it's a decade old it's an old game soon they will be calling
fortnight a boomer game yeah don't we all feel old no that's crazy question here
that's crazy wow running fortnight did to prepare for this eventuality and the
answer starts with what was happening behind the scenes months before this
announcement. So we spoke to a source who worked as an external QA contractor on
Fortnite in North America and we've learned that Epic has actually been
cutting for months. We just haven't been able to see it. Stretching as far back as
October, contract staff levels have been cut a very short notice or Epic has
tried to negotiate for the same level of support but of course a much
cheaper deal to themselves. And from our sources perspective the workload
has not dropped even as staff numbers have absolutely dropped. Well, surprise.
Well, external teams like these are the sorts of ones that you never really hear
about, but they are vital to shipping live service games. Now, Fortnite's most
recent major update shipped buggy and late, and that was before the 500
million in cuts to contracting and support that they just announced.
That's why they did it. This is perhaps the most dangerous part of these layoffs.
Okay, systemic impacts. So 1,000 more developers across the globe will join the thousands already laid off this year
and the tens of thousands laid off over the last five years.
Each of those former employees will have a wealth of experience, but obviously finding new roles in 2026 is incredibly difficult,
especially because they're now all competing with each other.
And those it's also that like I think that a lot of the people that are hired to make these games are just garbage at making games.
That's a big fucking problem. Like I think there's a huge component to that too where a lot of these people are not very talented
They don't really know what they're doing and they make bad games
Like and I think that companies have like if you guys ever watched one of those like videos where it's like somebody that goes through their day
at
Working at some tech company and all they do is sit in meetings all day and then you know drink coffee and then go to the
place and have lunch, then they go to coffee again, and then they have lunch
again, then they have one meeting, then they go home. I mean, it's basically like
adult daycare. It is. It's adult daycare. It's a woman thing. Well, yeah, but like
here's the thing is that whenever you create a bunch of incentives to, you
know, you know, proactively hire a bunch of women and then you have them
in all these jobs that are effectively fake jobs, then, well, yeah, I mean,
you're losing money at a certain point. And like this obviously isn't sustainable. It never was
sustainable. But I think that because they thought they had to or because the company was continuing
to grow, they thought that these people would eventually be utilized. And so they're kind of
used as a buffer to where like, oh, if the company does grow, then we can utilize this person more.
But I think that now as these companies have reached maturity, they're realizing that not
only do we not need these people, but they're actually a waste of money. And so now or
or they're costing us money and now they're being fired.
I think that's what's happening.
Just the staff directly impacted.
The guys die.
Yeah, definitely.
External developers support chains or QA impacted
by the 500 million in cuts.
That's a lot of money.
And of course, there are cuts leading up to that.
Well, those can also lead to layoffs at those companies,
ones that you probably won't hear about,
as all of these companies scramble
to find replacement revenue for what previously
would have been seen as a fairly safe deal on a big industry titan of a game.
Yeah. And beyond that, this is Epic Games.
One of the biggest game companies on the planet is making layoffs like this,
and they're openly admitting that they're not making enough money.
Here, it doesn't matter that Epic themselves are a private company.
The point is that if Epic, sitting in Fortnite, sitting on the Unreal Engine,
can't make their numbers work, well, what does that tell every investor
evaluating new deals in the gaming industry right now.
I personally don't agree with this analysis. I think that Epic, just like every other video
game company, will reach its maturity level eventually and that growth will eventually stop.
Now, just because their growth has a number of zeros behind it that other companies don't have
doesn't mean that it's not still subservient to the same baseline market forces that
every other company is accountable to. So whenever Epic experiences this, I don't think this is
really an indicator that like video games are failing or like live service is dying. I think
it's just a reality that eventually all good things maybe don't come to an end, but they stop
continuing to make more and more and more money. That's why I think
Maybe lower than anyone thought and maybe the sorts of projects many of those groups were into funding the big
exciting life services that would just promise
Continual stable revenue month after month after month year after year not the traditional game revenue of all
You know in three years we'll have a game done and maybe it'll make a lot of money
Maybe it won't who knows it's art. No, there's a reason why they all wanted to fund life services when they work
life services generate revenue in a way that is absolutely fantastic for a corporation.
So when we see a story like this one happen, there is a real risk of making a difficult
funding situation far worse and at the exact moment.
Well, maybe it should be worse.
Maybe if your job, if your focus is creating a forever game, that just endlessly pushes
out slop content to get people to play it regularly because of FOMO.
Maybe that's not a good business model.
Maybe that business model is bad.
Maybe the market is saying that we don't want that as much as you think you do.
I think that's a good thing.
You do need investment the most.
The thing is, I'm almost certain you didn't have to be this way.
So far, while many directors in Fortnite are getting yote out the door,
we haven't seen anyone from the executive team take a hit.
Of course, those people are the key decision makers here.
And here, what we see is that the people making Fortnite have been making
Fortnite, but the people leading Epic, well, they've been using
fortnight to fund endless dream projects making the game a platform for creators deals with
unity to make all games run in fortnight deals with disney to make it a future of marketing
three years ago they overextended and they had to cut back and now at least a thousand
people are losing their jobs because the same leadership basically made the same bet
again and lost again that's what happens it doesn't seem like they've learned much
And there don't seem to be any consequences for them.
And look, this isn't just an epic games problem.
This is absolutely everywhere we've seen it across just about all of the big top companies
with huge teams placing these huge bets and then really finding an awful win
rate for those bets.
So I think this might mean it's time for us to re-evaluate where this
industry is going and what sort of games it's actually focusing on because
that does not seem to be sustainable.
The double A scale game.
I think that definitely you have a lot of these live service
games that are not sustainable.
And I think that especially the ones that are made
by big companies like recently we had the marathon release
we had before that high guard.
You obviously had Concord.
You've had other games that have released since then
like New World is an example of this
is that these big companies try to push out
a live service game and they invest so much into it
that they can't afford to fail.
and even more than that it's not that they can't afford to fail even
it's that they can't afford to not succeed on a massive level
like marathon would be fine if it made the same money that our graders did
if it was bringing in the same player base that our graders brought in
but it's not
and i think that's the issue is that
whenever you set your sights for you know this massive you know astronomical
top ten on the steam most played list
And then your game is just simply a mild success for a period of time like marathon seems to be a mild success
It's not great. It's a six out of ten
But whenever you're betting and you're planning for an eight out of ten or a nine out of ten and you only get a six
You fail it's kind of like you know in Dungeons and Dragons if you're trying to like land to hit on some mob
That's like really hard to hit like rolling of 17 might not be enough
You might need an 18 to hit the mob so even if it's something or a monster, right?
I mean, that's that's how it works. So I think the same thing happened with Ubisoft with Assassin's Creed shadows
Assassin's Creed shadows was a
Just really milk toast six out of ten game. It was not awful. It wasn't a total failure
It played like this kind of well, right?
I mean it was basically a video game and it was not it was a mid it was a mid game
But like it was a little bit above mid and had nice graphics and there was you know a progression system to it
and you know people thought it was okay and it sold I think maybe a couple million copies but
it was like a six I'd say again it was a six out of ten game but after 400 million dollars are
invested can you afford a six because that had to be their silver bullet that had to be their
you know their home run that had to be the one game that averages out all the previous commercial
failures. So when you have a video game like that that you plan on being a nine and it only is a six,
well then you've got to recalibrate. And I think that's what's happened is that a lot of these
studios are now recalibrating. And another big issue is that there are also overseas pressures
as well. So for example, it becomes a lot harder to make a video game, a fantasy video game,
and compete whenever you have Chinese developers making games like where wins meet,
or you have Korean developers making games like Crimson Desert. So why is it that, for example,
you know, they can make these games that are to these expansive, you know, massive open world,
you know, with Wyn Wrensmead, an example is better. You know, it's a live service even.
Why are they able to do it, but Western Desert are not able to do it? Well, they have, you
know, they can go to market at a cheaper rate because obviously the cost of doing business
over there is less. They're getting support from the government in China, at least,
on top of that also and you're going to see this happen also with Middle Eastern games too
I think the Middle East is going to start developing games
Well, they're not really even developing their issues. They're buying games or buying companies
But I think you're going to continue to see that happen
is that they can develop at a lower cost and they also are not focused on and I talk about this a lot right?
But I do think it's a big component is that you know the video that we were watching earlier of like all this like weird
stupid Karens talking about the process of points of privilege and everything the game developers a lot of them think like that
They do and they have the same bureaucratic waste of time narcissistic
Pathological useless mindset that I think just waste money infinitely
So they just infinitely hire more HR people they infinitely create infinitely more meetings
And they just waste everybody's time and money and at a certain point that has to stop
You know like the the buck stops eventually and when it does that's the end of it. They don't get anything done
Yes, they basically get nothing done like that's fundamentally what it is
And I think that you see this with World of Warcraft you see this with a lot of other games
So I would Dragon Age the veil guard so the Concord etc
And so when you invite a bunch of people into a into an organization that have a mindset that is absolutely
antithetical to a creative process and to
delivering a product to market big surprise you're going to have a failed
product and that's why they're being outperformed by such a ridiculous degree
by Polish developers other European developers like Sandfall that made
exhibition 33 and especially by developers that are in China and Korea
like those guys are just blowing them out of the fucking water and it's
because they're able to bring a product to market for a cheaper cost with
a more acute vision for what the player actually wants. And them being able to do that has
caused them to completely control the market, basically. And look at, for example, gotcha
games. They're totally dominant. They're massive. That's it. They own the market. And it's
only going to continue to become more the case. Like, this isn't a problem that's
going to improve. It will continue to get worse.
That's barely a thing anymore.
Life services have basically eaten the top and in trying to outspend and out make fortnight
The industry's done untold damage to itself probably and calculable damage to itself. It's a total disaster
But in my view, it's not a surprising one for a long time
We have never a game like this money for video games
Yeah a long time
We've been paying money or up charges within video games
games, and I have a little feeling that the further the economics get away from being driven
by developers making content, the worse things will be. Because why have a healthy stable
of appropriately scoped games all targeting diverse audiences who are going to get a
game made for them? Why have that when you can just make huge mono games to target every
human on the planet? It doesn't really make sense, does it?
they don't work and also there's a problem where you can't build an ecosystem like for example like
in a dinosaur ecosystem there can only be so many t-rexes, there can only be so many
brontosaurus, there can only be so many blue whales in the ocean right now and you know why?
It's because an ecosystem like that cannot support a large number of these Apex Predator
or massive drains on that ecosystem. That's it. And so you have to have those smaller games.
And you can't have every company can't make their forever mono game and get the same feedback
and the same type of returns that the first people that did it did because obviously, you know, they
don't have the first mover advantage. And on top of that, they don't have the ability to, um,
to like you, like I have a mindset. This is my mindset. I only do dailies in one game.
I only play, I might play multiple live service games at a time, but I only do one set of dailies.
And that's a way for me to prevent myself from being on the infinity treadmill.
I'm okay with dailies in a game, but the reality is that each single video game has an
ecosystem that expects you to devote a large portion of time to it. And as somebody who likes
to play different games, that's not feasible. And I think that that causes people to break
away and not play them or it causes people to make a choice. And ultimately, there are
only so many people out there that can make that choice.
All through the research, writing, recording,
it's one way to this video.
There were more games at more companies.
I haven't played it.
It's crazy desert.
We'll talk about that soon.
But suffice to say stuff is not looking good.
But do you know who has got their job back in a really funny way?
The Subnautica guys.
Oh, yeah.
A craft on CEO who basically said, I don't know about their chap.
Jipety, I would like to get out of a $250 million contract.
Please, I dropped that was a bad idea and you can learn all about it in the next video
Yeah, I dropped infield. I stopped playing it because the game just kind of it just drug on and I felt like I
There's no real reason like there's no reason for me to keep playing like I mean it I beat the game I
Daily's are chores why I unlocked everything. I have all the money. I infield got boring
The reason why it got boring is because the combat's bad
that's the reason why it's boring if it had weathering waves combat or dragons
dogma combat it would be amazing but it's literally you can play art nights
in field with the garage door opener
there's like that there is so little depth to the game
that it's just fucking boring
and yet and also it's lack of content to be honest i i didn't even do the
combat scenarios because it was the same thing like
every but also the bosses are so easy
they're a joke they only do like two mechanics like
what the fuck compare that the tempest methods in like weathering waves is a
release boss or crown list that was a release boss
or at the dream list or something like that there was also a release boss
it is not even in the same fucking universe
the other games are just so much better
and uh... crimson desert market will that i mean we're talking about like
gotcha games right
but i think that's the issue and i think gotcha games are reaching that
entropy point
And I think that right now, like, Genshin Impact came out, it was a massive success.
And I'll link you guys this video. Make sure to give it a like. I love Bellior. I've been watching his videos forever and I totally agree with what he's saying, right? I do.
And, uh, if that town falls five ups, I'll have to watch that maybe more.
But I'm not a big boss, enjoyer. The lack of content was the killer.
Well, yes, but the bosses are content. But I see what you're saying too. Like, you're not wrong about that.
but the main concern that i think that a lot of these games have now is that
you're having like silver palace come out neverness to everness come out
and not a come out apparently isn't going to be a uh... a gotcha game now
i don't really know i think there's one other game that's coming out that's
also another gotcha game
that's like a character selector type game
there is only so much space in this ecosystem
until they reach market saturation where everybody that wants to play an
anime waifu collector game
is already doing it
they're already plaza premiere that's the other one yes
uh... like it or they're already playing one of these so how are you gonna get
somebody to move away
and to play your game and i think the reality is that every single time in
one of these comes out
people will go and try it out
but only i i think a very very small subset of people
are actually playing multiple gotcha games at the same time
but i think that if you play more than two games you're basically in like
the ninth circle of hell
like you're doing dailies it's just all my god you're like trying to keep
up with multiple banners like holy fuck like what a piece of shit terrible
experience so it's exhausting it is like I could never even imagine that right
and haha I'm playing 3 I don't know about haha that's not what I would say but
yeah sure infield is actually my first and only ever played gotcha yeah I
think that really I mean like infield is a great game but it doesn't have the
complexity and the the combat the combat's not fulfilling enough for me
to want to keep playing it. It's just not. It's just kind of a mediocre game, really.
And it could be worse or it could be better. But overall, that's kind of the way that I
feel about it. Honkai Starrails and Mother in Waves are the best. Honkai Starrails is
very good, but I just feel like it's kind of like that game also. And another big
issue is that gotcha games run into an entropy point. And what I mean by that is that
you can only release your first goth, dummy, mommy waifu one time.
So after you already released that, that style of character app,
you can only release your first hot big titty redhead character once.
And then after that happens, you, you're over like that's it. It's done.
And so star savior plays on Star-Rail for me. Yeah.
Well, what my point is, is that like you add in,
you have so many characters that the novelty of bringing in a new style of character is
diminished by how many other characters in that same world that share a commonality with
that character are. You see kind of what I'm saying here, right? So, like, you're kind
of meeting people's desires or meeting what people's demand is already. So, they already
have a character like that. Like, I already have my character that's like this in general,
not in Genshin. Well, I don't know about Genshin, right? I mean, I think that
they definitely, Genshin is the best at avoiding that, but they're not perfect at it. If they
released a Geek Chat swordsman 10 times, I'd get all 10, but I'm not the target audience
for waifu collectors. Well, yeah, you'd probably get all 10, but my point is, is that
you'd get more of the first one probably than the seventh one, right? And I think
on average, that's a reality. Now, it might not be a reality for everybody,
but when you look at something at scale and at a large numbers amount, I think
you will see a diminishing returns. You see what my point is? That's where I'm at. Anyway,
that's right. Oh, that's right. Oh, we're gonna do it again. We're gonna get back to it.
We have TwitchCon now. Uh-oh.
Now I played this game yesterday.
it was really good. What a game. What an experience. What a phenomenal event. And now, we're back
at it again. This game, unironically, has no reason to be so good. It is so good, man.
And so, on the last episode, I lost all my money gambling. I lost all my money gambling,
and that's pretty much the only thing that happened. And I'm down to 67 viewers again.
So right now I've got to go around and I think it was it who that was this Connie Kai synapse
versus the elder beast live duel to the death.
Oh wow.
Oh it's fort knife.
What you playing bro?
What's up bitch?
I'm fucking killing children in fortified.
Four out of 100 left.
Backseat him.
Tell him what to do.
Truck picking up the minigun bro.
You missed it back there.
Yeah turn on it.
Let me know what's going on.
You shut the fuck up.
I got this.
Stop backseeding me.
I'm going to keep doing it.
Look at the chest, bro. You're missing so much shit. Dude, go back.
Go back, go back, go back.
Stop, dude.
I'm gonna keep doing it.
Throw a grenade into that house, bro.
So, there's a guy in there. Yeah.
Oh, shit. You were right. They fucking don't miss us.
They fucking won.
Now I take credit for him winning.
That was all me, bro.
That's me.
You owe me some P-Bucks.
True.
That was my job, bro. Go away.
Damn.
Okay. Oh, it's an E-Girl?
Oh, God.
Why is she playing a video game?
Hey, how long are you planning to play for?
Um, I don't know, for a while.
There's plenty of other computers around.
Ask for her, she's a girl, she shouldn't be playing video games anyway, she'll be back in the kitchen.
I want your computer though.
What? Why?
I just want it.
Can you get up please?
Please leave me alone.
Damn! Too bad!
Okay, um, gamble? I can't gamble anymore, I'm out of money.
Okay, let's go.
well who's this guy wait wait he's got eight thousand viewers who is this who is
this guy oh hey hey hey hey hey why are you screaming bro
oh my god oh no no it's not who I think it is is it talk to pyro software
Hmm, yes, I am very smart.
I'm gonna insult him.
Bro, can you take that fucking mic out of your mouth or whatever you're doing?
Damn.
What are you talking about?
Oh, oh god.
I think I'm going through my third puberty.
I'm gonna doubt him. I'm gonna doubt him.
Oh yeah, your third, huh?
Yeah, this seems like a very real thing.
Uh-huh.
You definitely said that.
Yeah, true.
I'm gonna try I'm gonna scare him I'm gonna scare
Yeah, I guess so he just ran away, okay wait who's this guy
Oh, I can buy more view box, but I can't though. That's the problem. Oh, I need to know how to mini-map
Okay, let me go over to here. You got a server now
You can start linking it to family friends whoever making it easier for everyone to stay up to date on streams and content
Don't forget you're the attraction
You got to treat yourself like a grand opening every single time
Make sure they're excited and willing to come outside like that, like they're starving animals waiting for your meal.
Or, to be more accurate, my meat.
Oh, looks like we have a question from the audience. Yes?
Um, and pretend to be a fan.
Oh my god, I'm your biggest fan, bro. I've been watching you ever since you started. I have a five-year sub badge.
What a loser!
Yeah, alright, calm down, buddy. Now, do you have a question, or are you just gonna fangirl over me?
I'm gonna confuse him for somebody else
I'm just a huge fan of your freestyles. Can I give you a few words to wrap? Oh, there it is
What freestyles like you confused or something do you even watch my stream?
Oh, are you just watching my viral clips? I do. I watch your stream watch every day. Of course, bro
I love your stream. Yeah. Yeah. Hmm. Let me ask you a question then. What's your favorite moment for my stream? You're
Fuck in the fucking the the jokes it your jokes you're so funny
Yeah
Okay, I think it's called ASMR
Man, I remember that. I was making the funniest jokes ever. I was like, chat! This game stinks. At least...
hahah
99 viewers, huh?
Sorry, oh god, it's too funny.
Wait, I'm losing viewers talking to this guy.
Chat, this game stinks. Still came out before Grand circley 6.
Grand larceny 6? I'm gonna laugh with it. I'm gonna gas him up. I'm gonna gas him up.
hahahahahaha. Bro, you mad fuck.
Oh yeah, so yeah, you're so good.
Yes, good boy.
Fine, if someone gets it.
I'm not just anybody.
I am.
Oh, dang.
Oh my god.
Yes, I'd like to serve you, master.
Mog on these poses.
True, bro.
Of course you do.
I'm above you.
I'm a literal god.
I can do whatever I want whenever I please.
Now I'm going to give them advice.
Show them your strength.
These worms are just play things for a god of your stash so true, bro
I can't
Oh shit wait wait night guys
Yeah, yeah
True
Hey
Wait the police I'm a streamer
Oh is that Don yeah, it looks like Don women you're right
Well this guy I can't talk to him. All right, let me get the fuck out of here
Hall B
We're these two losers doing okay, let's go over here
Open
Open who's this stupid bitch over here?
Who's fat? Hey, you're streaming aren't you? Oh, yes
Yes, holy smarts. I'm just gonna filly
I am not gonna give a shout out to a fat person
Fuck off. That's right away. No fat people. I'm not going anywhere until I get that shout out
Okay. All right, fatty
Bro get off my dick. I'm leaving true. I could just walk with you
Callers bluff
No, you're not I'm going we're gonna get in a fight right now. That's which car my chat
Did the funniest thing the other day that had me rolling? Uh-huh?
I was talking about the new Marvel Spiderman movie. Uh-huh. I said, I don't care
I'm a Batman fan. Yeah, then what my chat started calling me a right man
Because I live in the bill for my mom's attic
Right man, isn't that funny?
They also have this band with me, but dude, damn, I know they love me.
Give him his fucking dude, dude, I don't want to give this guy a shout out.
Shout out to this guy.
Oh my god.
What the fuck?
I never told you my channel name.
Yeah, don't rush, bye.
Damn, too bad, huh?
Wait, what the fuck?
Hi, can I get a picture?
Question him.
Do you even know who I am bro?
Yeah, you're Camden. Camden's something I think. Yeah, I'd love a picture. I'm gonna accept the picture. Okay, fine
Take your picture or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, thanks. Do you want to take a picture with me, too?
Jesus, what the fuck is with you people?
Honestly, that's exactly the way I felt when I went to TwitchCon. That's exactly right. Yep. Who's this bitch?
Who the fuck is this stupid?
The meet and greets
Oh
I don't know about that
Good you don't need it
All right, let me just help her I'm gonna help her
Yo bruh, fuck all that shit
Just follow me around, I'll choose what we do
one catch you got to entertain my stream while you follow me far me some
viewers oh that'd be nice I'd love on your convention for you's not a friend no
you'd be more like an assistant a pet oh I can yeah yeah that's good fun I guess
I'll just see some brain right shit okay okay so wait you know this whole
things pre-recorded right wait she's actually gonna follow me the whole time
Oh my god, who's this girl? Who the fuck is this?
Annie Petunia
I'm gonna raise her up again. Okay, let's go. I'll take more than just a cell if you found shit
Let me take you out so I can crack
I'm gonna be scared to chill. I was just trying to form a clip. Oh, no
I'm gonna try to be careful. I don't even know who you are. I thought you looked like easy rage
I'm getting made fun of.
You thought I'd react how they usually do?
No, I'm not interested.
Please leave me alone.
You're a loser.
You're a loser.
You're a loser.
Damn!
What a bitch!
Denied.
I'm not a loser.
You are.
You're a loser.
Oh my god Jesus talk to an old
I'm gonna agree.
I'm gonna agree. Facts!
Bro, yes!
Yeah.
Yes! Yes!
No! No!
Uh-huh.
Isn't asking kids if they know what gay shit is?
Uh, yeah, I know what it is.
Yeah, dude, I know, ball.
Why were you guys so into gay sex, though?
True, yeah, what?
I don't know.
Day was funny, I guess.
Jay's so funny.
Hey!
Okay.
No cutting!
Uh, I'm gonna deny.
I'm not cutting.
I'm just trying to get a better look at Vampire.
Vampire?
Well then, wait your turn!
I've been waiting two hours to see her.
I'm gonna insult her, bro.
I'm gonna- bro, yes.
She's so mid bruh, elbows too pointy, knows that an unoptimal angle-
Oh my god!
Damn!
Shut up, dude!
You wouldn't have a chance with her if you won!
Damn!
A better chance than you little bro, I got mad rich.
Uh-oh, we're gonna fight a fatty!
No!
I have a chance!
I'm gonna try and get up there, I'm trying to get up there!
I'm trying to get up there, I'm trying to get up there!
What do you want?
You better not be asking me to cut in front of me!
Question- Wait, ho- ho- oh my god. No way, it's a sod.
Okay, I'm gonna try to- I'm gonna riser up.
May find shit. What you doing waiting for someone as mid as Halal? You should be going out with me.
Oh my god!
Ew, no. Halal is 2,000 times hotter than me.
I'm gonna insult him!
He's so sleeper, bruh. Always yapping about taxes or some shit.
Oh god!
Ugh, you just don't understand the complexity of his viewpoints and analyses.
Questioner.
What are his viewpoints?
His views are...
He...
I don't know. He has smart and good views, okay?
I'm gonna tell her about my views.
Yeah, I have those views, too.
Yeah.
Ew, it's not the same when you have them.
Haha!
Costco, guys!
Oh no!
They said no punning!
Jesus!
They said no punning!
Bitch, leave me alone!
And...
Wait, that's...
It's amaranth
It's amaranth? Oh no, I'm gonna agree with him. She's bad as fuck, bruh. True
Fuck
Yeah, she is
Question him question. What are you gonna ask her when you meet her to marry you right?
I'm sorry
I'm sorry guys. No, fuck. No, bro. Good luck with that though
I'm gonna want to see the clip when you're at the top of LSF fuck. No, bro. Fuck that dude
I don't want I don't want to know no way man. That's too far
Wait, who's this loser? This is the most ever anybody's to meet agree
Yo, what up scheme big fan bra. Who's this guy? Oh go ahead say your jokes already
I'm gonna say a joke to him then everyone else you're being beat line is dead
Damn who wait, you're not gonna jump about my mind chap speed runs. What?
Bro, you got any content for me? Yeah. Oh wow
You're streaming as I take it. I am yes. Yeah, bro. I stream my entire life, and I never turn it off
I got like five thousand viewers right now. Damn ball it out
So like what do you do when you go wait? It's dream. Do you go to a different? Oh my
Do you go to a different platform?
I'm a minor
okay I think yeah I'm 17 bro quit being sus oh shit yo I didn't know anybody
watching this that was a joke sure it was anyway I got a big comeback stream
planned for January they forgive me for the speed running shit but I'm scared
they won't I'm gonna insult him I'm gonna insult him right now I'm gonna say
that face reveal was mid maybe you shouldn't fake your speed runs bro
What do you think was gonna happen damn you think I wasn't gonna come clean about it eventually
I was just doing it for content like you. I'm gonna insult him again. Fuck you bro. My content ain't fake like yours
I'm the realest in the game. That's right, bro. Yes
Damn, bro. You got some brat energy for real. That's good. Don't let this industry change you
I'm gonna leech out of them right now. We just let's collab and shit, bro
Yeah, I feel like we can help each other and I'm saying yeah. Yeah
I could use a friend in this fucked up industry.
Wait what?
This line is empty in ways.
Let's get out of here.
Here, take this spare pass and meet me at the partner lounge upstairs.
Wait, I'm a minor and I'm trying to meet up with Dream?
I didn't know that would happen.
Wait what?
Fuck!
God damn it!
How did this happen to me?
I- shit.
Who's this guy?
Talk to in- what's his name?
Psst, kid. You want to hear some secrets about your favorite streamers?
Who's fucking who? Who hates each other?
Who's dating who?
Fuck yeah I do. Who did you mean dating bro?
Oh my god.
Did you mean boyfriend name drop?
Or did you mean bucks for the teats?
I don't have any money. I literally don't have any money.
Fuck yeah bro. You're scamming my ass.
Whatever. Move along then.
Damn. Damn bro. We thought we were...
Okay you going to the bathroom?
dude you can't be streaming in here oh oh wait oh no no wait I gotta get out I
gotta get out no oh my god almost got banned
no I can't I can't I can't I can't they don't arrest me okay let me go over
here talk to vtuber all right let's do it I gotta do it all right would you like a
Selfie, I mean I'm gonna immediately hit on her so how about we get out of here tonight all your gears fine shit
What that never works why the fuck did it have to work for the first time on a fucking robot man
oh god okay um now all right let me go over here yo bro quick question bro
what's your network I'm gonna tell him I'll tell him I want to know 10 million
dollars I cut about like no your network say nothing
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What's up, bro?
Why are you just sitting here?
Oh, Pets, isn't the partner lounge up there?
I'm waiting for her to leave, so I can ask her out.
Oh my god.
That was so good.
I'd spend so much time with her.
Would you go soon?
She says no.
Oh no.
She won't.
I am gonna get her.
Assamot bro.
You are the guy.
She's been waiting for you, man.
Hell yeah bro.
Go get her.
That's right.
I'm gonna get her.
You are the guy.
She's been waiting for you, man.
Hell yeah bro.
Go get her.
That's right bro, you got this, that's you!
Wait, can I, can I-
Guys, keep subbing, we're X from Y right now.
We're X from Y?
Oh wow!
That means you gotta spend your money real quick!
Okay!
It's K-so.
It's K-
I already know it's K-so.
Now I really know it's K-so.
Yo, brah, you wanna play a game of would you rather?
Talk to Rando?
Sure.
Why not?
Okay.
Okay, let me think.
Um, Zoomer?
Or Gen A bring brah?
Gen A?
Okay, Zoomer.
Zoomer rot, brah.
Amogus is pink.
Amogus?
Find a hundred duck-sized bears or one bear-sized duck.
One bear-sized duck.
The duck, brah.
Uh-huh.
What is a duck gonna do to me?
Exactly.
access or have painfully slow internet forever would I still be able to stream
yeah probably not right no it'd be too slow to do stuff like that okay I'm gonna
go with I'm gonna hit it with like no internet no internet no internet no
internet if my shit was too slow to stream there's a fucking point bro just
kill me damn be a huge streamer with a community that you hate or a small
streamer with the chat that you love big streamer with the chat that you hate
bro because that's every big streamer brother easiest question of my life huge
streamer I don't even read my chat wait you don't tell them that don't tell
them that become the smartest person in the world or the dumbest your
Your intelligence doesn't change, everyone else's does.
Wow.
Okay, this is holy shit.
Okay, um, I think I wanna become the dumbest person
because the world will be a better place.
I'm not dumbest.
Uh, the dumbest.
Mathematically, that means everyone else
becomes smarter than me.
Yeah.
Which means currently they're all dumber.
True!
I didn't think about that.
Yeah.
Okay. Last one. Sit or stand to why?
Well sit, obviously.
Sit, bro. What the fuck?
Standers got PB and JS on God.
Jesus Christ.
Okay. I'ma keep eating now.
I'ma keep eating now.
What's up, Camden?
Who's this loser?
Why are these losers keep coming up to me?
He only has eight viewers.
Can I just- Can I just kill him?
I can't.
Fuck!
Oh my god, it's so great meeting a person!
Frangang Boppler!
Jesus.
Jack, gay son or thought daughter?
He said that again!
Okay, I went there, I did that, okay.
Now, let me go over to...
What?
Wait, who's orbiter?
I'm gonna I'm gonna make fun of them right now. I'll make fun of you little loser
Christ you scared me dude
True true
A mod for who that's right
Man I actually
seems to be way what's decided where to go next while I oh my god I'm gonna
question who's who's this oh no let me guess it's not no she's like that's
what business call no ask about this business what so you're like her manager
or something yeah fatty yeah something like that I'm on a weirdo chat and
I'll take school so about I'm gonna ask about her so since you're just friends
you don't mind if I raise her up oh he's gonna get mad now yeah no way I'm
here to protect her from queeps like you damn who's fedora Andy's the dream
oh my god I'm gonna I'm gonna make fun of them you possibly in a white night
some shit bro. Damn! In fact I am. In the premium I will serve as a royal guard. Royal guard?
I'm gonna ask the- I wanna be part of the royal guard now. That sounds dope, bro. Can I join? Yes.
Of course. We're an all-inclusive community, so you're absolutely welcome.
All right, I'm gonna declare my role. Fuck yeah dude. My role in the kingdom is to be her
new king who gets to be in them sweet castle walls no now actually oh no
she's kind of busy mind stepping back Jesus they got
I'm trying to get away. I'm trying to get away
Jesus goes it got a corner up against the wall. Oh
My god, okay. All right, let's keep going
We don't want to talk to anybody with low viewership
Just because because we're better than them
I'm a minor I'm a minor bro relax my shaft meetup is that way
No, bro, you're killing my stream right now fuck get away from me loser
So excited to meet another droner a droner. Did you buy the mic?
Oh, wow you get away from that loser
Shit they're like they're going after me oh my bro, bro, they're like zombies
Oh my god, I gotta run, I gotta run, I gotta run, I gotta run.
Let me in, let me in, let me in.
They can't go into partner lounge, right?
Fucking loser.
Little bitch.
It's, it's soda poppin.
It's fucking soda poppin.
No, we're not doing this.
Question him, talk about wow.
Let's talk about wow.
Let's talk about WoW right now.
I just wanted to talk to you about World of Witchcraft.
That's right.
What's your class?
I'm gonna say Druid because his class is Druid.
I play Druid.
Nice.
The only correct answer.
You're okay, kid.
Okay.
Michael?
I said we're not doing this.
Damn!
Damn!
Okay!
Who's this?
What's up, dude?
It's Trane.
Be nice, that's my boy!
Yo, dude, you the goat for-
True!
I fucking love you, dude, but there are a lot of snake fucks around here.
Be careful.
You know what I'm saying?
You know what's crazy?
Is that train was right about everything.
That's what's so insane.
Is that after all the paranoia accusations, every single year he only becomes more
vindicated and more fucking, uh, more proven right.
Oh my god.
Question of-
Who's a snake?
Just weird sneaky fucks everywhere with shameless double standards get out of here. They see me talking you go stop fucking
If you get trust I'm gonna doubt him. I'm gonna say no. There's no way right on the whole bro. That sounds like coke
Yeah, just paranoid. Oh
So you are one of them. I gotta stop trusting people this fucking fucking shameless through
So true
I'm gonna flip I'm gonna flex on bro. I'm gonna flex on right now. You watched bro. I'm the better brain rot streamer
Damn
Even mean dude listen here fucking bozo. I got your house
I
Okay, security here is fucking trash look what happened you remember I'm an ever
Oh
My god, it's this this this is playboy Matt
Oh shit, I'm gonna insult his music. I'm gonna say bro that shit sucks
Yo, bro, just being real your music ass, right? Okay true
too bad bitch who's this Tammy in it I'm gonna I'm gonna raise her up
sup shawty how about we go out with some beans and toast bro oh god damn
already hubbo be mean for no reason fuck this good bro that's right that's
right that's what you get I'm gonna double down you heard me bitch fuck you
That's right, little bitch.
Oh my god.
What do you mean?
I lost 30 viewers out for what? Just because I wanted to go in the bathroom?
So it- what the fuck, man?
I gotta go all the way back now.
Does he really just-
I already networked with you.
You are?
No use to me?
Yo, get the fuck away from me.
Oh, no.
Ow.
Uh-huh.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Yeah, that's good.
Ah, yeah.
Oh, it's so good.
Let's go through here.
Go up through this.
Shit.
Get to the top.
Okay, good.
Is that Jyncey?
No, that was the- that was the-
That was the previous jing-sui.
Communicate with him.
Yes.
True.
Attempt to out-brain-rod him.
Six one six one six one six one six one six one six one if I hit that flow state true
What is this did about doing on a calculator?
Look, can you and me Dom serving a gooner playing glove in that system is
Oh my god. I'm in there not in a grand Kenya. I genuinely melting my shit smooth off Jesus
You win bro. Take your dub. What a loser
Okay, let me go back. Oh
My god, it's a song
Huh, I'm gonna debate him, you know, bro, so what's up with the houses? Oh, no
No, not that. Oh God. Are we debating?
Yeah, unless you're scared. Oh God
Let's talk about something real then. What do you think about Palestine trying to bomb innocent Israelis? What?
Oh, so you support Palestinians trying to steal the chosen people's land. Do you deny it belongs to the Jewish people?
I'm gonna support Israel
I'm a dude. I'm gonna go out and I'm gonna support Israel right now
I'm with you bro another 20 trillion
True true
That's right, dude. We need to defend Israel their America's greatest ally
They made him support Israel
Oh no.
Oh no. Oh shit.
Ha ha!
I actually didn't expect that.
That's funny.
Ha! Holy shit.
Talk to Andrea.
Um, I'm gonna try, I'm gonna, I'm gonna try and Rizzer. Again.
You trying to check mate, Shadi?
I'm gonna incel response.
You're not good.
whatever you're ugly anyway I didn't even want you damn
you're even supposed to be in here damn okay well this guy hey what's up talk
about I like your sister Andre I'm more than you oh lovely good for you
glaze her sister I'm gonna try and make her bad she's better at checkers than you
too damn oh that's bad you're something else are you even allowed to be here I'm
gonna stay on top of it I might keep talking about her sister don't dodge
what I said Andre is better than you Jesus bro she's technically not better
on paper but why are you trying to make me talk shit about her oh so you're
saying you're better than her chat clip that damn holy shit you're so
weird get out of here damn that made her mad okay what this guy Justin the
people my stop man talk up talk about his ex oh my god about jacquero fuck dude
yo bro so uh Jack you're uh huh we know that ain't ever gonna work let's just
start over with and you can give me her number yeah damn let him fucking know
bro you serious yeah yeah I'm serious
yo kind of busy right now bro
damn he didn't like that at all
hello oh my god it's emiru hello so
you trying to cosplay as my girl or
what shoddy um no thank you that's kind
of weird dude I'm gonna get madder now
I'm gonna get fucking mad at her are
you fucking kidding me your cosplay
sucks anyway fuck you okay bye
damn that's pretty good
my alpha uh-huh talk to say oh what's up bro
oh my god I'm gonna raise her to you know
center fine shit you fuck with white boys who are low-key out of fourth grade
reading level
damn fourth grade's pretty high
okay let's go right we look like you are you
I can oh god, okay, who's this Daisy?
Talk about a voice. Yo, so off the record. It ain't real. The voice. Yes, please leave me alone
This is realistic talk to dig it's
Nice to meet you. I'm gonna hit on it absolutely immediately
did you I've been waiting for this moment my whole life I wanted to ask you oh
my god throw like can I take you out to dinner not the fuse boys just oh no
can we become friends oh no that's so nice yeah maybe we can head a nice
Middle Eastern joint with the fuse boys sometime but my treat though mm-hmm
Hells yeah. Double the risk, see chat?
Wait, so she was the only one that was at- Damn, alright!
It won't be laughing then.
What?
What?
Yeah, the mask, yeah, yeah.
Damn, I'm at 400 with fake fucks.
I'll show them.
Damn, what a guy.
What a guy!
You mis-
Oh, no. I didn't see...
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
The dialogue for this game is really good.
This is really good.
Man.
Wow.
That's crazy.
Okay, I did miss somebody.
Let me make sure I get everybody else.
I did.
I got everybody else.
Okay, let me go back around
Yo, there he is. Have you got a chance to talk with the partners here yet? Yes, dude
Yeah, bro, they only want to talk though. Where am I where am I at twitchcon? Oh
Yeah, guys, I really wonder oh
dude, I just didn't get a chance to make it oh
Oh, man.
Told you I'm a cheat, but I don't lie all they care about is viewers true, bro
By the way, are you streaming in here? You're not allowed to
I'm gonna tell him I'm not streaming. I'm gonna lie to him
I'm gonna turn the stream off actually. Oh
Hi, bro. I'm turning it off now. Yeah, I'm offline now
Sick. So you really want to become a streamer right? Yes. I can you and Lee it's
the only thing I want bro. Well stick with me and only me. Do you understand? I
can make you the biggest streamer on the platform. I'm gonna how how how are you
gonna do that bro? How? Well my philosophy is if you really want
something you go for it damn that's smart bro like this guy's smart and what
I want is right in front of me tonight is that something you can do I'm gonna
question what what do you mean hey don't act coy no need to play hard to
get I know what you want and I have a feeling you know what I want to oh my
My god
Bro, you channeled Rizmi up?
Come on, all the fun is ruined when you spell it out like that
Wait, why did they have the same answer twice?
She know I'm a minor, right?
You said you're what? 17? I mean, age of consent in most states is 16, 17
It ain't a big deal, you're basically an adult
I'm gonna let him keep talking!
I want you and I to have just a little innocent fun.
I'll give you my hotel room number and you can meet me there later.
What do you say?
Bro, I'm gonna- wait cancel it or wait- oh I can't do it!
Okay, I'm gonna- alright cancel it.
Oh, you're done for, Bozo.
The whole world's gonna know you're a pedo now.
Oh no!
Pfft!
Right, and who's gonna believe you?
Do you know how many people try to cancel my stream every day?
Uh, yeah, what?
Yeah, the difference is, my stream was on this whole time.
Daaamn, bitch!
Oooooooh!
Oh, shit, he having a bad time!
Daaamn.
It's over.
What?
It-
You-
What?
You told me your stream was off!
What?
Security!
No.
Security!
This kid is streaming in here!
No, I'm not!
No, I'm not!
No, no, guys!
I understood, okay, like, when he said he was a minor, I thought he meant like...
In Minecraft? Yeah, yeah.
I was trying to teach him speedrunning.
Yeah.
Oh, fuck.
Speedrunning jail.
Fucking famous.
Yes!
He's not sexually...
Fuck!
Uh-oh.
Chat, how's my view count looking?
Five-fought dude.
I'm actually that guy.
Holy shit.
Damn.
Dude, that was the best decision I've made so far!
Holy fuck!
Okay, I talked to every-
Oh, there's Gerard!
I did everything, didn't I?
Yeets 2028!
Yeets 2028!
SIGMA, OHIO, GUNET!
Stop following me.
Okay, I'm sick of having a pet. I'm putting you down.
Oh, okay.
What the fuck do I do now then?
Do whatever the fuck you want, bitch!
okay I did everything in this area right I want to double check I'm gonna double
check make sure another zombies go after me
uh-oh okay I've got big money now though I've got crazy money food vendor
brah how much for a glizzy 30 bucks 35 after tax accurate actually chat we are
so fucking cooked true to true who's this guy yes that's your follow yo can I
get a follow my channels Kaden Brett honestly I'm above this now I have
5,000 years what you're one of them no I'm not like them trust me I'm better
mm-hmm just give me the business card and get it over with okay good you can
Topaz or Schumer's lack different. Oh, you think they might talk to me different if I have more viewers. There's no way, right?
What about this girl?
That the v-tubers don't care about viewers
Okay, let me go chat. All right. Let me let me leave. Let me I bet it probably doesn't work that way
Of course they will there's a quick question for you if you have a timeline man
Okay, just make it fast. I gotta find some content and you are not it. Okay. Okay
I'm a minor you shouldn't ask me bro. I'm still 17 bro. I lost 56 viewers
Dude, you're 17. I'm losing viewers talking to this guy
Okay, is that all you have to say? I have to get away from quick. I don't want to lose
No, I was born, but he wasn't I think maybe you're convenient dude
Maybe my mom likes me about him because she didn't want me to come looking for you
I'm not sure though get away from me you fat piece of shit go away
Bro, you're fucking weirding out my chat fuck you like maybe if you were my brother
You just say something like that because I kind of came up with personality for my head
If it was something like you this fat piece of shit is ruining my game
I think that if you just born you probably look something like you but yeah
Anyways want to be friends. No fuck off, bro. Oh, I'm actually I lost words
No, you're not.
No, you're not!
No, you're not!
Okay, I gotta run now. I gotta run.
Now, are they gonna treat me differently?
No!
It would be really funny if they talked to you differently if you had more viewers.
It would be really, really funny.
But, unfortunately, that's not the way it works.
Fucking piece of shit
Okay, let me talk to Gerard.
I think I need new mods. Bro, there you are.
Bro, you ain't gonna believe it.
I just hit a clip of Scheme trying to groom me. I'm at the top of Shreddit.
Damn!
No fucking way!
Really?
Yes!
I'm so dead, bro.
Scheme ducked the fuck out when he realized what was happening.
Damn, that's right.
That was my ticket out of Dead Streamer arc, bro.
Fuck moving to Austin. We skipping straight to LA.
Okay.
Leeds the next level, let's go. Fuck that, let's do it!
Um...
Yeah, let's go!
I'm thinking- I- I- I- I'm not like skipping something, am I, by doing this?
It's LA? Yeah, let's go to LA. It's fine, let's do it.
Third tier.
OOOH, TRUE!
That's right!
Now what?
That's what's going on Hollywood. I'm that guy. I'm actually that guy now
What's this one year later, Los Angeles, California
Holy shit, we really out here boys. Am I that guy?
I really gotta go outside.
I have to.
I've been hard-stucked 3K subs, bruh.
Fuck it.
I gotta bring back the IRL.
He's gonna do IRL again?
Uh-oh.
Get the drone out.
Okay.
So...
All right, my moderators, Gerard, um, okay, let me think right now what we
have um okay I can add in one more moderator and I'm gonna add in Gerard I
think Gerard is the is the right guy that's like a perfect that's so perfect
okay let's go all right that's good and content God true okay save game when we
save right now? You got three? I do. I have three now.
Aspan mold. Wait, what?
I saw you're on our side. I also saw that you have some people
that aren't on our side. I can take care of them. Strictness
is high damage control is low. And it's moderately helpful.
chat and I had a content honestly not that wrong that's crazy
oh this is my streamer house right
wait whose house is this oh it's somebody else's room
okay what about over here wait who's this loser Marv
who the fuck is Marv just yeah
just just yapping oh my god
oh my god okay subcated guess what dude my subs jump from 800 to 1200 in one week
I'm gonna get offended I'm gonna get mad that he's getting my subs those are my
subs you're leaching off of me bro you know my fucking sub counts been low
recently I don't want to hear about how good your shits do true oh I'm sorry
Gated um don't worry but you count still lower than yours and it's gonna stay
that way yeah better stay that way or you can take that alopecia with you on
the way out remember what I told you I stay biggest streamer in this house man
man how about that dude I can't help my streams doing well I'm gonna beat the
shit out of them I don't care if I see your video count higher than mine we're
gonna have a problem true all you guys do is take take true sick of it
Disgusting these people are just so awful
Who's this loser feels wait this is that loser from the oh my wait my whole house is a shithole
It it's just a shithole with a bunch of garbage everywhere chat that's a clip
Yes, what do you need? I'm currently streaming my average viewers have jumped from 1,800 to 2,201 week
Must be the set of um I'm gonna I'm gonna talk about my own string give me a second. I use bathroom
Painter in your room. No, it's not
Alright, I'm back. I'm back. Sorry. We're good. That lost 50 viewers? Fuck, man. Okay,
I'm gonna talk about my own stream. Yeah, I'm streaming too. Yeah. Been getting a lot
of viewers recently with the card openings. Got a crazy host last night. Card openings?
My Slipsops have been well recently too. Posted a fortified victory over compilation
recently and it hit 300,000 viewers today.
Damn, I'm gonna keep talking about myself.
So, I'm bringing the sabbathon back and pulling out the drone again.
People are hyped.
Uh-huh.
And if I wrap my sabbathon early this week, my viewers will probably make a shreddit post
about how it's a failure.
It makes for good recap content.
I'm gonna keep talking about myself.
Yeah, I got a few collabs coming up too.
Not gonna straight up say who, but all you gotta know is that it's way bigger
than the ones you've had.
Let him know, bro.
YOU ARE A LOSER!
Yesterday, Kaisen Epses Mod hosted me, and it turned into an offline chat effectively.
Not what I expected, but I expect this to increase my weekly growth by 32%.
Wait, what?!
Okay, don't piss me off, bro. Remember the rules. You stay under my viewer account or else we're gonna have a problem.
That's right, bro. Fuck this little bitch.
That's right. Okay, so let me go outside. I gotta go outside.
Yo, kid. You got any bloke? I'm all out in my dealer's lowkey ghost in my ass.
I still got some ketamine, but I need nothing right now.
How much always a problem?
Bro, ever since we moved to LA, all you've been doing is cope.
Damn.
You got a problem, man.
All I've been doing?
You gotta be captain, dude.
You forget that I've been managing your useless ass this whole year.
Wait, this kid's my manager now?
Without me, you would have slipped into a relevancy after that scheme clip.
I'm gonna get defensive.
Fuck off, bro.
Yo, you're a nobody.
You're a little loser.
All you've been doing is getting me sponsors, setting up collabs, another sellout bullshit.
True, true.
Yeah, that bullshit is the reason we got a house dumbass.
Shut your ass up and lock in.
Your view count got no movement right now.
Damn.
I heard the president's visiting here soon.
That mall that overcrossed the street
is part of his clean back jobs from India project or some shit.
Bring back jobs from India?
Yes!
Ask for details.
No shot.
President Cleetus Cornwood?
Oh my god.
So what, he's going to give a speech or something?
Yes.
Yes, dude.
After all the tariff shit, they
started funding all American malls or shit.
True.
It had a soft opening before.
It's only the bottom floors open.
Okay, good.
But the press is coming here for a grand opening in a week.
You've got to get big enough to get an interview with them.
Like how Caden Ross did.
I'm going to ask about Caden Ross.
I fucking hate Caden Ross, man.
Yeah.
He stole my fucking name.
Yeah.
That's what you count doing.
It's stacked, dude.
You've got to talk to the interview.
Just handle the viewer's part and offer them the rest.
Get their decay and I can sell the interview.
I'll get the interview.
The president.
You're the only shot to making it huge.
Otherwise, your only option left is right wing grifter.
DAMN! We're not content kips!
Uh-oh.
I gotta hit 30,000 viewers?
Wait, there's a homeless encampment in my backyard?
I have a peak of 30,000 wait
The fuck is that?
Wait, wait, what the fuck just type one
Where's a bunch of hobos in the back of my fuck yeah, yeah, what?
Shit fame
Oh, no, we got a fit zombie. Uh-oh. Oh, it is LA. Look at that. Wait, what's he doing?
Oh, he's good. Uh-oh, uh-oh. You got the neverons out. Can I pay him to beat each other up?
Oh, what's he doing shit? I need the girl
Was this what I mean, oh God. Oh, this is this is this the it's the meth throne
Well what you mean no still what you what you fear who scared of me I scare you
We need to do something about these people we gotta do something about this I think we
gotta shoot him I think we might have to shoot them guys this is the same guy
wait there's yeah I guess it needed needed to go man so
it's actually a zombie infestation holy it's a chance
I need to Jay's or some shit.
She looks like a streamer.
She we thought we soon man,
I remember that girl in her trailer
who plays her Jay and some shit.
I don't really know her boy.
True!
Oh my god.
What do we do with these things?
What do we do?
I'm out of subs.
Oh my god.
I'm out of content.
What's this?
Crawls and backs and hunting.
It's over.
You missed it huh?
No this is, it's Leaves or Man.
Oh god, that's an old one.
Hold up.
Aren't you the hobo I met behind Maplewood Market?
Damn.
Bro, you really hit rock bottom since then.
Oh, oh, okay.
The Profi, man.
The song.
The song.
The frozen bikes.
No more PVC.
I'm going to pretend to understand.
Yeah, PVC.
I love that guy.
He was cooking songs.
Oh!
Fire, bruh.
The voice made you.
Nani left him.
Need to learn to be white again.
That's what he likes up too.
Wait, he's doing Fint too?
He crushes ice from his frozen bags and urges you to snort it.
Ask Chat.
Yo Chat, should I do this?
I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it.
Alright, that's good enough for me.
Yeah, voted yes.
Yes bro, do it, do it.
Do cocaine.
Yes!
Yes!
51 viewers.
He awaits your awakening?
I'm gonna tell him I am prepared for whatever journey I must go on.
I'm not ready to embrace my own destiny.
Yes.
I feel it's cold, coursing through my blood.
Yes.
Go forth, seek out the king of the road.
There, my destiny shall unfold.
OK.
Seek out the king of the realm?
Wait, what?
Wait, what king?
No.
King Fentothorn.
That's the king.
I knew it.
Who is that in front of me? My vision failed me at my old age.
Oh my god. Ah! Why is that creature above you watching us? A dragon well?
Yes, he's his fears. Then not your grace. That is merely Drone Gun. He is my loyal companion.
He follows and documents my life. Sure. Gods, I thought dragons had gone extinct.
Do you don't such a specimen it's the oil it is
So you bear the garments I assigned you the fetch
Tell him a mysterious dealer has sent you a shadowed alchemist
Did we find you an alchemist in almonds yet to unfold? Oh forgive me, lad
I took you for an errand boy these eyes and this retching memory plague through games of me and my twice
Is ask where you are and where am I?
You stand at needles reach the heart of the seven encampments from here my rule extends overall
Needles reach
Man
Who are you then?
Man, I am King Fenton for
Lord of the seven encampments protector of the row
Increase suggest you're a stranger to this land and yeah, I know your face
I've seen you in dreams. Oh shit. I trust you. That's a brilliant gods. Help me. I do. I'm gonna be kind
Thank you, you're dressed your trust is no small gift. Uh-huh. Do you know what fate intends now that it has led me here?
I have to start doing fentanyl. I am the answer. I have to start after this of you lad
Have you met my comely daughter Miria? She has promised the house to Mitharion in the North.
Mithar.
And sadly, her heart is heavy with worry. She's never known the touch of a man. Will you ease her troubled mind?
Yes.
I shall.
I king.
I'll see you at Don Lugrez.
Yes.
Talk to Princess Mirina Fentathon!
Please! I wish not to be disturbed!
Don't you know if the decision my father forces upon me?
The whole kingdom has eyes on me.
Question her!
Your father sent me to ease your troubles.
What decision is it that you're strobeling with the princess?
Uh-oh, what is it?
My father promised the lord of our neighboring encampment
I would marry one of his sons.
Uh-huh.
All because my father failed to produce a male heir.
Damn, too bad.
I always want these Motharian boys to give my father a grandson.
Who will then succeed him?
I don't even get to be queen.
I'm gonna be misogynistic.
You can never really clean them anywhere. Women affect only for bearing sons. Not for the crown.
Jesus, bro! Wow! Yes!
Is that meant to ease my mind? Aren't you here to aid me? Not belittle me? Who are you even?
I will humbly tell her my name.
I'm Caden of House Brentney. I am a stranger to this land, but I seek to fulfill my duties to the world.
That's right!
Ugh! Always this talk of fulfilling duty. You sound like my father.
I'm gonna riz up the Fin-addict.
How I fully feel you then, sweet lass, and really be your daddy.
Oh my god.
Oh my. I've never had anyone speak to me like that before.
Oh my god.
In truth, I've never spoken to a boy in a substantial manner at all.
Until now.
I've met not even one of the Motharian boys I'm supposed to marry.
How will they even know if I like either?
I'm gonna offer to marry her myself.
I'm gonna marry this crackhead myself right now.
not marry me then sweet girl forget those other churls take my hand instead
true true heavens your offer is generous but you're right I must fulfill my
duties and strengthen our lines with house what do you mean I crashed out on
a fanatic are you kidding me in the neighboring encampment and tell me who
would be the best match for me okay so now I have to go and wait so I have to
go to house methoreon? Oh no! Oh no this is the king over there!
Yes. Damn! What's he mad for?
disease possesses you to disturb me peasant a common wretch in my peasants
disgraceful question him I'm looking for the Motharian brothers not you be one
is you one you know not who I am I am a laryg Motharian fool gods above what a
painful insect before my eyes I will tell him my quest a calm represent in
house Fenton Thorn to talk to you and your brother and identify the most
Superbowl for the princess. Yes
No, no
Correct him what you thought wrong, huh? I can't represent in the king and the princess to decide the course of this union, okay?
Fuck you and your house
Her young cuddly body is mine to claim and you have no say in this I'm gonna threaten him right now
I'm gonna let him know I'm a gentleman
Damn
He's bad
Wait, this is the other guy Kailin metharia
Question
I'm livious.
Kind of base.
I'm looking for the Motharian brothers.
Uh-huh.
Might you be one?
Yes.
I'm Katelyn Motharian.
Am I in some sort trouble?
I'm gonna tell him my quest.
I do not.
I call him representing House Benton Thorn.
To talk to you and your brother.
Yes.
Identify the most suitable birth of a princess.
Uh-huh.
Oh, God.
This burden is too bright.
I want no part of it.
I'm going to ease his worries.
It is but a marriage, my friend.
There is nothing to fear with these people.
Yes.
Don't worry about it.
It's not the marriage after here.
It's the plan.
The schemes for the wedding.
Oh, God.
How can't go through with this?
Plan?
Speak clearly, fool.
What plan?
What schemes?
Huh?
I've spoken too much.
Leave me be.
Damn, what a crack head.
What a fucking crack head.
You can understand Greek now?
I guess so.
Okay, let me go over.
I'm going to talk to the, talk to the fake girl again.
Let's go.
Oh, shit.
Have you finished speaking to the Mitharion boys?
Do they seem suitable husbands?
Both of them at the same time are.
I concess. They are a most curious lot, to say the least.
Then speak. Who in your eyes is the most worthy match for my hand?
Should I?
Let's do it to be truthful princess. It is I who would suit you best damn longs to make you mine
By the gods, I thought the same the way you spoke oh no
Daddy such confidence true, but I'm I'm sure if this is wise
I'm already promised to a Macquarion boy to break the promise now may stir the wrong all we can start a gang war I
I cannot princess yes it's gonna give you now through then it is decided
gladly I would take you as my husband yes please speak to my father the king
and tell him of your decision so that you may arrange the wedding wait there's
gonna be a wedding oh thank god okay let me talk to King Fentah area have you
made the acquaintance of my daughter I asked you to aid her and choose the
Prince who shall claim her hand.
I will tell him the decision.
She and I together have come to a decision, your grace.
Yes.
She will not marry a Mitharian boy.
I will be her husband instead.
Uh-oh.
What?
You?
I don't feel easy about this, dear boy.
Uh-oh.
Break our word to house Mitharian
and tempest shall flare like wildfire.
Well, we just get him rested, right?
No, in truth.
I would feel relieved.
But then I will lose my trust you, my boy.
I accept this union if this is what you insist.
I'm gonna diss him. I'm gonna talk shit.
We've only just met, and you've given me your daughter like that.
What kind of father are you?
Father needs an heir, dammit.
I'd marry Miriam myself, I put.
But my scene is dry.
What the fuck?
Damn!
Excuse me, your grace.
Wait, what?
I'm on seven hills, did you just say?
What in the fuck?
Enough. A man of my age should not argue longer.
Uh-huh.
Go and tell Lord Nathari and the final wedding plans.
Okay, good.
So hopefully, this is the best case scenario, is that there's a gang war, and all the methods kill all the Fent people.
That's the plan, or they kill each other.
This is the plan.
I've engineered this perfectly.
A calm bearing message from the king about the forthcoming wedding.
Yes.
Boy has to say
I'm gonna entertain me. I entertain you then my lord. Yes
I'm tired of jokes
I know
You will smoke our crystal concoction and you shall make a fool of yourself for my viewing
smoke that
shit
Oh
alive
Alright.
Yes.
Okay, so cause some mint, some meth mayhem?
Oh shit.
Oh, oh I'm fucking everything up now.
Damn.
I'm two under viewers?
Shit.
I'm that guy now.
Do I serve?
Yes.
Who shall it be?
Uh-oh.
The sons who would marry her, none else.
One of them would have fathered a king.
Now none of them will.
And you, do you enjoy conspiring with these deceitful Fenton Thorns?
No. I'm Alpha.
I'm Alpha, yeah, yeah.
I hold no allegiance to the Fenton Thorns. I am my own man.
True.
Tell me, boy, do you know the story of our houses?
Generations my house ruled the seven encampments of top the more being thrown
Until my father the former king
Oh, no, my house
Rashed
They called us. Oh, no
I'm an empathize that sucks man. I can relate once my friend. You're right
I'm going to a crit cost me a large portion of my father was like yourself true brother
You lost your man. I lost my father
Father, they slay him with the needle in the back,
going to the face of those cowards.
Damn.
They have stifled our economy and our prosperity ever since.
Out of fear of what we might become,
you would side with that house of cowards.
I'm going to side with House Metharian.
These guys are way cooler.
And like, honestly, the Fint zombies
aren't going to do anything for me anyway.
But we're gonna go all the way in on meth.
We're bi- no, we're going in on meth right now.
Fuck them! I shall not align with Coward.
Yeah.
Nor should you continue to live in their shadow.
That's right!
You must take back your kingdom!
W.Meth!
Go then! Return to your king!
Tell him I accept the wedding arrangements and proceed as plan!
Yes.
When the time comes, you will be called to serve.
I'm gonna have to kill him.
I'm gonna have to kill him.
Yes.
Finally, the red wedding.
Exactly.
Okay.
Have you told Lord Mitharion of the wedding yet, my boy?
Once he's informed, and all is accounted for, we may proceed.
Let us proceed. Tell him of your talk.
I have, Your Grace.
He has acknowledged the choice of Bridegroom.
Splendid, my boy. Splendid!
And he took no issue of the Arrangement or any of the matter?
I'm not gonna warn him.
I'm not gonna warn him because I feel like I have to choose
warn him.
Well like, okay, so the thing is that like, I don't think I should warn him.
I should double agent?
I could I could double agent I'm gonna play bolt dude both sides both sides grace
I fear they plot something devious Lord Motharian holds a groge against your house
and intends to exact revenge at the wedding oh no what why are you sure boy
that was what I'm saying oh my heart I know you speak the truth no I cannot
cancel the wedding now lest they discover our wariness we must proceed with the
wedding is usual but prepare for an ambush. Let us begin. Let us arm ourselves and prepare
for that wedding. Get the shanks. Here it is. Oh shit. It's time for the wedding. Converse
with the weddinggoers. This is the high sexist of the wedding. The light of the
God shines upon you, my child.
Today, the princess's union shall be sealed in the eyes of the divine.
So true, brother!
Caden, I once dreaded this day, but I fear it no longer.
I am ready to be wed.
Wow!
Let us finish the ceremony, then we shall make love in the Royal Tents.
The Royal Tents?
I haven't! I simply cannot wait!
Let us burn already so that you can give me your kin!
Oh no!
Okay!
She was promised to me 3,000 years ago.
Uh-huh.
You seem to delight yourself in the young. Are you sure you're not a mineshaft streamer?
I'll deliver my bloody shaft to now. That's for certain.
My new toy.
Today is a momentous day, young lord. My daughter shall at long last fulfill her duty to the road.
Oh, huh. Is that right? Oh, I can't talk to them. My boy. My man stay at the ready. No
thank you. Thorne blood will be shed today. All right, let's do it. Let me talk to the
high sepsis. The light of the gods shines upon today. It seems to me that the wedding
goers are content and all is in order. Let us begin. Let us begin. Let us indeed,
King Fintanthon, beloved queen, and honored guests. Today we are gathered here under the eyes of gods and men.
Today we not only unite who sowed life, but we also forge alliance and duty.
Let no blade nor blight tear asunder what shall now be bowed.
Let here I grant the wisdom more by grunt
Oh, dude. I grant codey fainted oose grunt serenity
Oxypacos strength hydrocodous foresight and methodous temperance
This is really good man
For the rights are sealed and vows spoken is that?
Oxycodous wish to speak. Oh, who is it? Oh?
Oh, it's cinematic.
Yes, I would.
Your grace, I feel I've been remiss in my duties.
Oh, no.
You've put together this beautiful wedding.
Yes.
But I haven't shown you the gratitude you deserve.
Oh.
Wait, what's happened?
Let me show you how metharians treat an accommodating host.
I should have known the Eren boy would squeal. Oh no. Just kill them! Kill them! Oh! No, no, no, wait, wait, what? It's a bomb fight. Wait, actually, did you get a bomb fight out of this?
okay all right I've got it okay guys shoot okay okay give me a minute all
right kill the methoreans oh okay I like kill this nice
Got him! Speak to King Fentathorn!
I had to try, right?
True!
There were more in the death of Lord Notharian. His treachery would have apparel both my bloodline and the kingdom. Justice was grim, but necessary.
True, brother. I'll ask for a reward now.
Well, bounty will I receive now that I've defended the crown. I'll fold up a house, a sword.
Ooh!
Now that the Mitharians are no longer, my daughter needs a husband.
And who bared to wed her in the year?
Uh-huh.
But that's not all I can offer you, Cate and of House Gretly.
What else do I get?
Oh no, another cinematic.
I charge you to defend the innocent.
Rise, my knight.
Yes!
Oh, ha ha ha!
Oh no, it wore off!
Wait...
W-oh no!
Guys...
Oh no!
It wore off! Wait...
Shit!
That's too weird!
Oh, he despawned.
Yeah, I guess.
Needed to...
No, it's over!
I lost more...
They're gone.
Because I fucking killed them.
They're dead.
Let me go over here.
Okay, there's nobody living there.
Alright.
Woo!
Woo!
Okay, let me go back over.
Can I go here?
Wait, I can't.
Wait, why does my- Wait, wait, wait, what?
Wait, can I-
Wait, can I?
No, it's a window there, I can't.
Oh, I'm looking around now.
We're exploring.
Wanna see if there's anybody else in this area?
There's nothing.
Nothing!
Sequence break? Yes.
Game of the year, that's what they say. Let me go over here, minus one wife, yes
true. I'm about to hit 10 kables. I'm about to hit 10 k. This is big. Okay let
me go, can I go inside here? What does this say? Cornwood Mall. And it's got,
oh bro, he's eating corn the long way. Open. Okay, Zoom culture, what's this?
excuse me do you not see the phone like the
camera is right there what is this a
limiting here like do you like mine
letting me my entire space Jesus I'm
gonna be defensive I'm not gonna just
get you what to do my drone there
why are you drinking its lens big-ass
bitch I'm a suger ass damn yeah I know
I'm fit my 30k followers of slips
lock can vouch for that like I've got
you all on video to check in the
And I'm me like a creep now. I'm gonna hit on her. Damn. You know what? Yeah. Yeah, I am checking you out fun shit
Can I get your IG? Damn? Yeah?
Like I have a boyfriend and hit take your creep ass now. I'm gonna insult her about I didn't want anyway
I was just asking you for content. Just do your squats, bro. Trust me. Your followers don't watch you for your personality
Oh
She's mad as hell
Do I raise up the stream sniper with the stupid cat photo
I'm gonna do it. I think I yeah, dude. I do it. I think I do it
Sup fine shit. I'll give you more than a picture. Let's make a movie shawty. Oh
No, I just I just want a picture. I'm gonna risk her again
Picture our life together though girl. I could make you famous for real
I'm not like into you. I just wanted a picture so I could show my friends who hey watch you cuz you're done
You're their servers local up now. I'm gonna insult
Fuck you bitch. You made anyway ugly ass toes damn picture. He'll always be irrelevant
What a fucking bitch
What is it is that
I do not understand the importance of these cats. They're tiny. And they do not know how to do fun things like roll over or speak.
Why do they not just deport all the cats?
True. Tiny. Question him.
He's talking to me, bro.
Who else should I be talking to? You're the tiniest little baby boy here? I'm an insulter.
You burn victim looking ass bitch. Damn baby dick from all those Roy's you're pumping in your ass. Damn
No muscle box like a tiny puppy so do you know
Chant wait major or a dead. Okay. Well, I can't do that. I have to challenge him to a liftoff
I need to now, but enough yapping about your poser ass muscles. Let's do a liftoff
We'll see who's tiny then okay sure. Sure. I'm gonna win sure
Dine boy, whoever benches more wits, me first.
Okay, let's do it.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
That was 405 pounds.
Little tiny.
Oh shit.
Your turn.
Four oh!
Okay.
Uh, yeah.
That's nothing.
I'll do 415.
Watch this.
Wait.
Really?
Wait.
Wait.
Wait, how?
Uh, how do I-
Chat, should I save the VOD?
W-okay, uh...
Get in stress.
Okay.
I made a drawing. I did it with crayon. Would you like to see? Yes, because of me. That is my bicep.
Alright, there's a meat tax in front. There's a meat tax. Dude! What the meat you eat?
Dude, I-I-I was so close! Okay, fuck man. Sean Brick, oh my god.
What are you looking at boy taunt him looking at that weak-ass frame you got?
You look he's gonna beat the shit out of me
You'll be rethinking that once I beat your ass. Oh, no, exactly bro, but I'm warning you
I'm gonna kick your ass on God. Okay. Let's go
I may speak a rough like a little kid remember that three rounds
That's weak. You don't stand the chance true
You know what if you can just less one minute in the rain without getting knocked the fuck out
I'll give you the win. Okay. I bet let's do it. Let's start the fight. Let's go
Smeeco donated basically could laid the fuck out chat keep a tab open to your boy
Okay, I have this I have a strategy I have a strategy I have a strategy. We're gonna kite him we're fighting
We're fighting him. We're fighting him. We're fighting on the outside. I can't fight him,
dude. I can't fight him. He's gonna kill me. He's gonna fucking kill me, guy. He's an
MMA fighter. I have to run. I have to run. I'm gonna run. I'm fighting around the corner.
It's fine. Okay. No balls? You're right. I'm running out. He's gassed out. He's
get assed out okay this is it all right come on stop being a little bitch wait
what do you mean this is a legitimate strategy get tight it bitch here we go
here we go damn what's up you just ran the whole time whatever you lasted a
I'll give you the win. That's right. That's right. Who's this guy rando?
I'm gonna give him advice, bro. If you want any results you gotta up the intensity. Yeah, I'm gonna talk about
Bro, you ain't doing dick are you even taking this shit serious? Yeah
I'm gonna train him right now. I'll train myself. I need a trainer. I can teach you how to get as yoked as me
Yeah
Prove it prove it then okay fine. I'm the treadmill speed very you'll see I can handle it. I'm gonna throw a speed. I upped it. Yeah
Yeah, see I can handle it. This is nothing go again more. All right a little more. How's that? Yeah, this is fine
See I was in line keep going. That was only five miles per hour, bro. How about this? Oh, oh
Yeah, let's go go fast. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Yes!
What?
Go to gym?
Go to gym?
I just kicked him!
Shady Dealer!
Psst!
You need a little enhancement?
Yes!
What you talking about, bro?
Saying if you need a little performance boost, let me know I do I heard that little challenge
You started with canoed you will beat him. They're all using you got it, too
If you want to I have to okay fine. I'm gonna buy steroids you recommend steroids
No, I sell fake weights man. Like I said everyone uses fake weights wait what I need to mug on that shut as hard
True.
Okay. Alright. Easy.
Please let somebody- Please I'm gonna be able to take his hat off.
Disrespecting.
Oh damn, damn what an asshole. Who's this?
Yeah quick questions for you little sis.
Um okay. Ask about height and guys.
So do you think height matters in a guy?
Kind of. I prefer tall guys.
Oh. Alright so I got a scale with me. If height matters in a guy then you don't mind stepping on the scale right?
man I mean to be fair it's literally not that deep it's just preference I'm
gonna debate her I'm gonna debate her right now guys can't change their height
so let's judge you off what you can yeah get on the scale yeah get on a scale
fatty dude it's it's literally just a preference uh-huh like some guys like
small girls some like big girls no they don't get on the scale just get on the
scale brah yeah okay fine
I'm satisfied wait 230 damn a hundred
pounds at that height that's a hundred
bro
he's going to fad at a hundred pounds
you talk a whole lot about things guys
can't change and then you cut your hair
like that
damn I'm gonna take his hat I'm gonna
take his hat
Oh no, oh no, no, no, no
No, oh no
Okay, let me do this I'm gonna steal his hat and run away
Okay
Got it one thousand Dora
With one arm!
Damn!
I'm actually that guy.
I'm gonna go out!
Damn!
Damn!
I
Oh no
Dude that guy interrupted me come on dude a segment at least how many likes a hundred million likes into my comments
100 million likes. Oh, no, it's gonna fuck me up and we can do a stream together. I
I bet bro. I'll be back. Okay. There's no fucking shot you get that okay. I gotta run fast
All right, I'm going I'm going I'm out
What's wrong what's wrong what's wrong man hey hey hey what's up in the hat
What's this Dubai Macha hey, welcome to Dubai Macha. How are you today bad bitch?
It's really awful. Yeah. Oh, that's good
Oh crash out the fuck bro. You think that's good. You think it'd be good to if I'm alive to myself
Yeah, you stupid bitch. I
I this I don't this isn't part of the script it is now you don't know what if I should unalive myself
Maybe I'll do it right here in front of you and change the course of your life true
What what's wrong what's wrong? I thought we were having fun
What's in here emergency exit can I pull the emergency exit door? No chat be honest. Are you old bots?
Okay, who's this?
Who's fat? What's fat doing? Lifestyle. Oh, new clothes! I changed my hoodie. I want to
get a new one on now. What's this? Fedora. I could do the Fedora, but I do love the
red Donald Trump hat I think I might need the red hat the crown wait if I
wear this crown can I say the n-word wait here let me talk to me let me talk
to somebody hi get just unlock the n-word hey like oh no yeah busted body
you came here to me underage boy you sick fuck roleplay oh god no I fucking
knew it man I fucking knew it listen he told me he was 18 okay he's 18 what were you trying
to do huh what were you trying to do with that kid you sick fuck uh play video games
I was just gonna carry him in a sort of fight bro it was nothing yeah then carry him through
the bad huh oh gay you want me back I'm gonna kick these guys head in uh oh uh oh boy chill
I was fucking with you. I'm just a streamer big dog
What we got the wrong guy shit bro, where do you say the guy was apparently not here bro?
He ran he freaking got away shit, man. He just made us lose one. We're gonna catch him
We're gonna catch him right now guys. Pito hunting. Okay. I can help on God. I think I found him one
I canceled his ass at twinge con damn true. You look pretty young you be our bait
I don't know where the hell our actor ran off to and we need to catch up on for the day
I've got to talk to somebody down, bro. This is gonna be content
I go for with some dudes and see if any of them are DTF give us a signal and we'll jump him
Hey, you're fucking annoying get defensive immediately fucking coming at me for bro. I didn't do shit
No, I always see you under people's posts advertising your stream. You're fucking through that shit is annoying
Oh, that's my friend Gerard. He replied, guys, for me while I'm streaming.
I'm gonna maul him right now. I'm gonna maul him.
Anyway, you know me, so it was working. You mad, bitch?
Shhh! I don't fucking care!
No, I'm sure I won't.
I don't really care that you don't care.
Damn!
You will, asshole.
Once I start putting your chat to sleep with Wikipedia...
I'm gonna stop him right now.
Wait. Hold on.
Born on 28th of June, 1491, at the Palace of Placentia in Greenwich, Kent,
Henry Tudor was the third child and second son of King Henry VII and Elizabeth of York.
Oh my...
Yo, stop it, dude. I'm losing viewers.
Of the young Henry VI siblings, only three.
His brother, Archer, Prince of Wells, and his sister Margaret and Mary survived infancy.
Shut up!
Please, dude. Get away from me!
Shut up!
It was baptized by Richard Fox, the Bishop of Exeter, at the Church of the Observen Franciscans, close to the palace.
Okay, I've done enough damage. I hate you so much. Have a horrible day. What a nice guy. Wow, what a nice guy
Bait a potential predator
I was expecting it to be somebody else. I was expecting the person to got baited to be different
I expected him to be taller
Oh, yeah, this guy for real looks like a predator.
It could be EDP in your ride.
What? I didn't hear you. Sorry, I had my earbuds in.
Ask about video games.
Yo, real quick. You play any games? Like, um...
Hmm, what do kids play?
Do you play Roblox?
Oh, yeah. I played Roblox with my son.
It's surprisingly really fun.
Lots of creative kids making cool games on there.
I'm gonna bait him.
Yeah, you like playing with kids. I'm just 13 and I don't have many friends. Maybe we can play
No, thanks. That'd be a little weird. I'm sure you can find kids your age to play with damn
Oh, so you don't think I'm hot enough. What do you prefer, huh? 12 year olds?
Whoa, whoa, what what are you talking about? No, I accused of being a predator right now
Yeah, I know what you are, bro. That's fucked up. You kept talking to me. Damn, dude
Dude.
I'm gonna call Vycalli over right now.
This is the guy.
Yeah.
Batem. Okay, now what?
Come here.
Yeah, you fucking weirdo.
Yeah!
Oh! Oh! That's right!
yes bro based fuck yeah dude thanks for helping us really needed an excuse to
kick someone's ass yeah that's felt good kick him right the dick
fuck yeah let's go who's it the viewbot view wait that's another stream that's
Streamer right there. Oh my god. Who is it? Oh?
Pizza pizza
Yo, bro, you want to play a game of would you rather oh my sure why not?
Okay, go ahead. Ask me one. Would you rather be able to speak only in twinge emotes or in dead memes dead memes
Dead memes, bro. I can farm so many pains champs watch here. Come that boy. Oh shit
Oh, wow. That's an old one.
Would you rather have to call every woman you meet, Mama?
Or every guy you meet, Daddy?
Every woman you meet, Mommy.
Have to call them, Mommy? I'm already doing that, Uncle.
Damn.
Would you rather have to e-date forever?
Or be alone forever?
E-date forever.
E-date, bruh. By the way,
my dealers are open to any fine shits trying to get a Marvel Rebel carry.
Ooh, paste.
Would you rather fumble a tan
10 or bag one that cheats on you.
Uh, well I did the first one so we'll go with that.
I'll fumble the baddie. I'm used to it. Why don't these hoes want me, man?
That's too bad.
Probably because you called that part. That's too bad.
Okay.
Uh-huh. I got a few more. Okay, what is it?
Would you rather have the father figure that was desperately missing in your childhood?
Or, yeah.
Boat, boat, boat, boat.
I turned out fine without a dad.
Fuck it's what he didn't have a dad
Would you rather take it all back and be the son your mom needed or have a Lambo Lambo a Lambo, bro
If my mom cared about me in the first place you would have bought me one through man
If she really loved you she would have bought you a Lamborghini last one
Would you rather find out you're just a character in a video game or live in bliss lingerants?
I think we've got to take the red pill
I think we need to take the red pill I'd rather find out show me dude I picked
the red pill man it was just a hypothetical brother we are video game
characters that'd be silly that should be stupid huh wow who's it
welcome to pick me pizza where you pick all the top it's it down anywhere you
like and I'll be right with you I'm gonna raise it right now pick any
toppings shit shawty I picked you to be on top let's get out of here oh Jesus
You're a streamer so many of you lately and all so boring. Oh no insult her
I ain't born bitch if you chopped anyway
Probably got boning your pizzas a boneless pizza. You're all the same and one day. You'll all will get what's coming to you
Okay, what's this? Let me talk to who's this other fat
Fat. Fat.
Yo, Slay Queen, you ate and left no crumbs for real.
Yeah, true.
Okay.
So, I'm recording a video. You speak any languages?
Speak Sparger King.
Um, yeah. English.
Wait, you guys think it's tecton?
I'm like Japanese or something. You speak anything they teach in school?
I do speak Japanese
Why I'm gonna speak Chinese
You know being cheering
Jack clip that boy impresses shops entire restaurant with flawless Chinese of course
Speed Chinese do you get the point of those videos? Wait, what videos? What are you a content cop? Wait?
That's copyrighted. Oh true
He is eating you don't want to distract this this seems like a pretty big deal for him
Faddy does not want to get in the way of Faddy.
Pizzaria.
I'm going to rage bait him.
Continue rage baiting.
They're going in.
Very funny. Very good. You know something. What's something pizza for you come back one year. Damn
That pizza Nazi. I'm gonna just order on a burner. Wow
Okay, that's an old one. Let me go back. All right. All right. All right. Let me go
Go I went there straight wait
Stream Academy
Talk to the front desk wait, what's this?
Oh
Chat should I stay here or go somewhere else?
Wait
Okay.
Tire, sit the fuck down!
I'm gonna mess this up!
I'm gonna let you carry it in, Tire!
Oh no.
Six?
I can do this, guys!
Bro, every round was an NPC.
Shit! I'm going to kill you!
Place!
Okay? Alright, they're 10% of the way there.
Okay? There it is. Sorry, you guys can't see it.
At least I'm stuck. Uh-oh. I think it's over. It's over.
Okay I'm 14, I'm halfway there.
Halfway there.
I only have one life left.
Taya, it's only 500 volts.
It ain't such a baby.
500 volts? Is that a lot?
No, you fucking mutt.
Okay, alright, alright, this time I'm gonna get out of- Oh, one more, one more, one more!
Cause I messed up the first one.
Okay.
There it is.
Alright, alright.
You know what the funniest thing is?
This is the second game like this that I played.
Remember that?
There's another one they made.
It was the browser game.
This is the second dog's app game that I played.
As I said, that's the legacy. Right there.
Okay, there it is.
Okay. Ten so far. This is good.
Oh, there it is.
I made it!
Why have you ever fucking died?
Dude I'm actually farming!
I'm actually really good at this game.
The capital is fucking hot!
Okay, I gotta stay focused.
I can't make any mistakes.
I'm gonna fucking kill you!
Can't make any mistakes!
I'm locked in I'm locked in 100% I'm that guy
Hi!
Who can make go?
Die you fucking mutt!
Let's go down after this.
Fucking flawless.
Absolutely fucking flawless.
I'm actually a god.
That's how it is.
Can you check it?
I'm actually that good.
Flap reverse again?
Yep, that's right.
Jesus.
Jesus. I could do this forever. Do it forever. That's how good I am.
Let me kill it. Am I gonna kill it?
This sad doll.
Oh no.
Game over.
Damn.
I really am good at that game.
Maybe I should get a dog chat am I boring
Yes, bro. Yes. Yes. Yeah, I knew I could win.
Okay, that, what the fuck? Okay, may go again.
That was bullshit. Total bullshit.
I'm gonna stand.
Okay, alright.
Alright.
Yo, who's trying to sponsor me?
Here. Stand.
I'm actually that guy.
I'm actually that guy.
Dude I'm actually so good all right one more one more that stop. I'm gonna say it say what wait what?
Hit stand
Okay, all right one more boy that one didn't count cuz I didn't want to lose
Stand
Hahahaha!
Okay, here we go. Here we go. Here we go.
Come on.
Hit.
Damn.
I'm so sick of this dude. Like, fuck this game.
Like, I-I-I already made money. I already made money.
Wait, say what?
Accept your fate.
Some finna get banned, I guess.
I
Okay, it's fine. I can't get banned if someone else says it staff if you ban me because of this you a bunch of hoes true
You can't do everything. I'm saying right now. He told me to say this
All right fuck off weirdo. I'm gonna knock you the hell out. I swear to God. No
Oh my god
Motherfucking pussy ass staff, bro. Damn. I got suspended and I lost it wait
I just lost 2,000 viewers over this shit?
Over nothing!
Chat, we're going to the top of Shredded.
Fuck, man!
What a piece of shit!
Who's this?
Is that Tim the Tapman?
Hey! Get that camera out of my face!
I'm gonna mock him.
Oh, you think it's too chopped?
Faced too chopped for the TV?
Yeah.
Yo! Why you got the camera on me, sir?
Cause I want to.
Get the camera out of my face, please!
Insult him again.
You don't even wanna see your chopped ass anyway, bro.
Yeah.
but you got the camera in my face stop filming me no hey i said get the camera out of my face
shut up bitch you want to be on it that's what i think no i don't want to be on camera i'm begging
you nicely get the camera out of my face ask me what's up okay you're saying that so why are
you following the camera uh-oh please just move the camera out of my face i'm gonna hey please
i'm asking nicely please move the camera away yeah see how the camera is moving somewhere
You're being attracted toward the camera
Yes, I'm asking you to turn it away. It's a fucking violation of privacy. I'm gonna scientific
Yeah, your body is being magnetically attracted towards science. It's science bitch. I'm trying to repel. Yes, please
I said take the camera out of my face
Dude, please take the camera out of my face. You've got the camera on my mouth
Uh-huh, but your mouth is face toward the camera. Yeah, true consciously choosing to make a conscious choice to talk toward the camera
Yeah, why would you do that?
Just turn it away from me discuss the contradiction discuss the contradiction
Yeah, I'm moving this way, and you're following it. Yeah, please just get the camera and turn that away from me
No, just please I don't want to be on camera. Can you take the camera out of my face?
Please don't point that face at my camera. Yeah, dude. Come on. Just get it away from me. Thank him
I'm begging you. Please don't face stop man breaking the camera. Yeah, you're actually making worse. Please stop
Please! I'm asking you nicely! Get that camera out of my face!
Please! I'm asking you nicely!
Damn it, bro! I was hoping to get her to crash out!
That's too bad!
Let me go back in here. We weren't done yet.
I wasn't done.
Okay.
Hello, welcome in. Are you a current student? Or are you looking to enroll?
to enroll. I want to enroll. I want to be a streamer. Enroll in what, bruh? Fuck is this place?
This is Stream Academy. After the success of Streamer University and seeing how much demand there was,
Kai Synapse founded this franchise. Oh boy. We have over 100 locations across the country.
Each one teaching students how to succeed as a streamer with our hands on bootcamp.
Yes, I am interested.
Hmm, yeah.
Maybe you guys could teach me a little something.
Can I start today?
Yes.
What classes you all got?
Sure can.
We've got our intro course with units like intro to comedy
and intro to networking.
If you have enough viewers, you can take our advanced courses
too.
I'm going to enroll right now.
I'm Kaden Brentley.
Yes.
Put my name down for today's classes.
Great news, Kaden.
Since you have over 15k peak viewership,
you have the option to do our premium class.
I am that guy.
Which includes topics like advanced grifting, advanced economics.
Oh, and we're on the premium course.
Yeah, get me in that one.
Yeah.
I ain't no dumbass standard streamer.
I'm the goat.
The goat.
Terrific choice, Caden.
I'll put you down for today's classes.
Step into the classroom.
That would be starting shortly.
OK, let's go.
Sit in the premium class.
chat stop telling me i need to do the standard course i freaking got this
talk to it hey yo holy shit ludwig you're taking this class oh my god
ask for a picture real quick can i just have a quick picture i don't want to bother you or
thing oh like you're doing right now oh huh huh huh huh
question apologize huh sorry if I bothered you bro huh huh what an asshole
move your drone away from mine it's causing electrical and veterans
Oh, I sorry, bro. What an asshole
Okay, it's time to sit down. I couldn't pass this class. I'll fucking show him. Oh
All right quiet class. We're starting first a few things to establish
One you will address me as professor Zeus to I work at slizzard for seven years
This is the premium course so I expect you all to know the basics already if not take your ass to Deontay's class
Damn I'm gonna mock him. Yeah, all right Maldavius fern tree. Oh my god. You're real shook by your aura of course
Continue my name
You will address me as such and pay attention or you can leave yes
Yes.
Anyway, enough introductions.
This course is focused on two very important concepts of high elos of streaming, grifting
and economics.
Oh, I know about this!
If you don't know, grifting is the practice of manipulating audiences with false claims
of who you are.
True!
Kai brought me on to teach this class because of my extensive experience in grifting.
I specialize in a unique grift called game-diff grifting, where I pretend to be an expert
in game development.
reality though I've only ever finished one shitty asterisk ripoff in 10 years and all my other games
are unfinished because the code is too fucked up for me to understand anymore question them but I
heard your career plot how'd you fuck up this master plan so bad onk oh no that's your perspective
on that by the end of this course young one okay we'll begin with advanced unit number one
let's see if you were paying attention what did I say was the definition of grifting deceiving
for gain. Uh, it's pretending to be a certain thing to farm an audience. Yes. Exactly. Grifting,
formally defined as gaining money or influence through deception or manipulation. Naturally.
Ask for a clarifying question. Ain't that just streaming in general, bro? Putting on fake personas
to farm viewers? True. In a way, yeah, we all grift to some level, and it's important to
understand the different levels. True. Let's talk about the types of grifting. Political
Grifting which comes in right-wing and left-wing flavors is the most popular by far. Let's do left-wing first
I don't know why we talking about wings and shit, but what's the left one? Okay?
In politics the left wing is about pretending to care about things so you don't
True the goal is simple farm an audience to circle jerk with about how great you all are asked for examples
Can you give an example, bro? I don't really get it
We've got the obvious one Halal Abhi probably the most successful left-wing grifter
He may seem passionate about politics, but all he really cares about is that people think he's hot
We've also got new blood you can study if you want
Pp no money
Example of a left-wing grifter
Oh, no to listen to his terrible music. Damn
Any good things I should talk about if I want a left-wing grip. Yeah, what about easy things?
you can do are from the halal abe playbook anything that's against capitalism true so true
yeah confused wait what trying to be rich though this don't make no sense it doesn't matter that's why
it's called drifting that's right have to believe or do anything you talk about halal abe can talk about
wealth inequality all day but has the most underpaid editors of all time damn let's move on to right
okay here we go you don't have to worry about what the right wing is just what
they do they call everything work can anyone define what I don't know I don't
know can we get a what is it it's black people it doesn't really actually matter
you can just call anything woke if you don't like yes latest game has a woman
in it and you don't like that it's woke true let's do an exercise pretend
you're a right wing grifter and a movie you don't like wins an award that
movie is woke it's woke yes correct let's try another a celebrity starts talking
about how they love people all background well they're woke correct write down that
word and use it often it's your best friend as a right wing grifter okay now
that we got it in types understood let's talk about its place in the stream
right the first purpose is saving your buying stream yes your view count is
looking dry try getting into political grifting like what the second purpose
of grifting is explosive growth it works best when you partner up with a grifter
from the opposite side. True! Take Halal Abhi and ask him in the mold. Scroll to their videos and you'll see endless clickbait thumbnails
each other with titles like Halal is done after this.
Yeah, how about that?
How about that?
Okay, let's do it.
Alright.
a right-wing grift. Right at the perfect post. Okay. I hate... what? Grand Safflorsen E6 anti-cop.
It's woke garbage. Okay. Left wing now. Okay. I stand in solidarity with unions. I am
Boy, Codding Starbunks!
Ooh, uh-oh!
Start the next one!
Wait, what do you know about this?
Bro, I thought you were trying to teach because of your grifting skills.
What do you know about Echo Comics?
Uh-oh, what's this?
So true!
Let's define economics. Can you give me your best guess of what that is science of exchange? Oh wait
Economics, that's like the science of money and money and shit. Yeah
Close I guess
Yes, that's right. Specifically. It's the allocation of scarce resources for production distribution and consumption
I doesn't get it
Bro ain't caught up on these brain right. Yeah. What are you talking about this stupid shit for?
Okay, I'll put it how you can understand it economics is the study of how wealth is transferred from your viewers to your bank account. Oh
In economics, there's the concept of
Okay, I know I alright alright I get it streaming the attention of time of viewers is the main scarce resource
Yeah, another scarcity is personality most streamers try to make it really have zero marketable personality
True
The exchange of these two resources attention and entertainment value drive the entire market
Ask about personality. It's only like 1% of streamers got that content max personality though
Does that mean streaming is controlled by the top 1%? Oh shit
The streaming economy is fundamentally an oligopoly or a timely controlled disproportionate market share. Okay. Yeah next concept
rent-seeking behavior
This is the act of increasing one's wealth without making any contribution to the wealth or benefit of society. I don't get it
Bro still too many brainwrought words. The fuck is that yeah? What what?
Basically, it's getting rich without giving anything of value. Oh, that sounds great
For example, I convinced my fans to buy my forever unfinished game
I extracted value from them without creating any new value for society myself
instead selling just a false promise.
They really don't like pirate software.
They really don't like him. God damn!
Great question. One way is that while you're offline, you can do vaudeville runs.
You produce zero new content while maximizing potential gain.
You be sad I wasn't allowed back in the house until I get my search. Oh
What about whatever offline though got anything else what else
You could coordinate with your monster fake hype trains this creates an appearance of engagement which promotes a wheel engagement and
Who was it that did that?
Was it him that did that?
All right, we get it next concept. Yeah, it's professor Zeus
True counter-summon is our next concept
This is the practice of increasing your presence when conditions against you are unfavorable
Oh making shit up about people in other words take steps to increase engagement when your reputation decreases
Controversies don't have to result in loss of market. Yes. They can be growth opportunities
I'm going to question his experience and he's going to bring up the fact that he worked at Blizzard.
Bro, that wasn't how your stream went though. You kept farming haters and lost to viewers.
They actually hate him.
I did move viewership, but everyone bought my game Sharkbound to review all that, and they couldn't refund if they wanted to keep their reviews up.
I'm actually a genius if you think about it.
Quick test of an understanding, why might a streamer gain faith after a scandal or ban instead of losing them?
Buss.
That's right!
That's right!
Ooooooh! True!
Wow.
So true!
Yeah.
In balance and knowledge.
Uh, one info between people ain't balanced and it makes things unfair.
Dude.
Like how Rideau doesn't balance their champs.
Rideau?
What is that?
Daredo?
It's actually pretty good.
Well done, broccoli cut.
If you're a girl, chances are your viewers want to fuck you.
And they show that by allocating their attention and money.
These are known as pay pigs.
Dude, look at the chat says not wrong.
True, real.
True.
Look at that.
Withholding information from them such as the fact that they have no chance. Yes
Oh that you have a boyfriend gives you economic leverage. Oh, they do this all the time
I ain't a femoid though. Yeah, I can do this split pay pigs. Yeah
Streamers their pay pigs want to be them instead of yeah
Exploits these pay pigs by selling courses that teach them how to be alpha or get rich. Oh, what a loser
The asymmetry here is that the streamer knows the chuts you buy the courses will never actually make it
The active buying an alpha male course in the first place makes you unbuckled true, but I don't get it. Give me a TL. Dr
Okay, basically just take advantage of the fact that your viewers are brain dead and can't tell what's real and what's not
Use this to maximize profit. Okay. That's it for the lecture
Project go out to the world and form notoriety until you're banned
Ben, use the skills you learned to prevent viewership loss during your ban.
Wait, I got- I got homework?
I have to get banned again?
Final project, farm node, ride to get it suspended?
Return to Professor Pirate Software.
Okay, how do I get up?
There it is.
Okay, well that's gonna happen on its own.
Okay.
Yeah, I- I knew that.
Well, who's this guy?
Six-seven!
What's your problem, bro?
Huh?
What what's your problem?
Tell him you called the police. I just killed the cops on you, bro
Why what the hell is your problem, dude? Shut up little bitch. It should be illegal to look that good, bro
On God you got that fit on right what?
Thanks man, you had me nervous at first. Wow. Yeah, I get joy baited, bro
Have a good day twin joy baited. I've never heard somebody say
Brut, I'm him
Donnie Somali
Yo, bro, the hell'd you do I was terrorizing these Japanese people in here, bro
What who fucking cares ask him why why would you do that why for money for cloud?
I've said it a hundred times. I don't give a fuck. I'm a social
Uh-oh put this in your next video essay. I don't give a fuck
Damn select this doing this shit get you a lot of views. No
Yeah, I'll do whatever the fuck I want. No, you people talk about me. I don't get the fuck
I'll be racist. I'll just respect your fuck ass cultures come do something about damn damn
nice
Wait nice terrorized the sushi restaurant wait play loud music in the center of the restaurant
Get the chat to donate okay
There we go wait that mess up wait I hit the wrong one oops
I'm actually a retarded okay give me a minute give me a minute I got I gotta
think
I love Japan. I love Japan is my favorite country. It's my favorite city. I love Japan. Wow
Wow!
Okay, they're not liking it.
Did we talk to a customer?
I'm gonna fetishize her right now!
So true!
Oh yeah!
Right, yeah.
Uh-huh.
Obedient trad wife-ass of yours exotic shit. Tell me if she asked if she's in the white guys
Yo, so like you're into white boys, right? Yes, like Oxford study type shit. Yeah, true bro
What the hell is wrong with you insult her back too much hankin white food material through you should try to be cuter
Yeah, yeah, I can tell she was born here
Hmm yes in pestrum knee how fat ass Japanese bro
That was Chinese not Japanese I'm Japanese
Film him. I'm not all right lunch breaks over bro
This guy synapses zoom in on this chuds greasy-ass mouth
Bro's got soup all over his face. Yeah, I'm true
I'm not in the mood to get that drone out of my face. Ask where the hose are. Yeah, we're the on each hand baddies
Uh cocky want boing boing
I'm so racist!
Bro, the racism was one thing, but now you're being sexist, too.
Can you just fuck off?
Now I'm gonna threaten them.
Yo, careful, little bro.
I'm about to have an interview with the president.
You got to hope I don't tell him to deport you.
True, true!
Bro, I was literally born here.
For now?
Okay, what about this?
What's this?
Hey.
Hey, take my order.
I want some food.
What are you gonna give me?
Ah, welcome sir. We have a very special sashimi and nigiri platter today.
Bro, what the fuck did you just call me? No wonder Donny trashed this place.
It is the crown.
I do not understand. Would you like to order something?
I'm gonna order the... I'm not saying that.
I'm white so I can't say it, but uh, give me that second one you said.
Yes sir. One nigiri special.
Here you go sir. Please enjoy.
I'm gonna- I'm gonna raw play.
What you taking the fucking piss mate?
You're trying to poison me. It's fucking raw!
It's raw?!
Yes sir. That is how it is sucked. It is raw fish.
The fuck's wrong with you?
You're a chef. Fucking cook you don't care.
You think cutting up raw fish and slapping it on a plate is food?
Fucking amateur me.
True!
Sir, please be quiet. You are being a very big disturbance.
I'm gonna threaten them now.
You're the one serving raw-ass fish.
Yeah.
I'm calling the safety people on this place.
Shit's dangerous.
True.
Sir, you are being very now-disturbance.
Very disrespectful.
I will ask you to deep-
What? What do you want me to wait for?
Whatever.
What? I didn't do anything.
I didn't do anything wrong.
Dick anyway.
I could get better food at Wendy's for like a third of the price.
That's a nap.
Damn.
Okay.
All right.
Johnny Somali, how'd I do?
They said they're gonna charge me
With a council conspiracy or obstruction of business. I don't even know what the fuck that means. I don't give a fuck, bro
Okay, it seems I did pretty well, right?
Sigma wolf pet shop
Wait
Wait, what kind of dog is this? Oh
Wow
Am I a dead streamer guys?
Welcome to signal
Wait, are you a streamer? That's a streaming drone confirm. Yeah, bro
Yeah, I'm a big streamer now so I have to let people know oh shit you're
Caden you're the one who kills schemes career that shit was crazy man damn can't
believe you're in my shop bro you look into adoptive pets today absolutely
sure bro how much not enough for money toss the shop a shout out then I'll
let you pick one out for free I'm gonna do shut up damn it my check and a cook
my ass for doing sponsors wait oh no I lost three our viewers Sigma Wolf Pet
shop damn man feel free to walk up and take any of the nice cats dogs rabbits
on that right I want something more exotic that shit's boring brah I want
a human being I need a rare or Pepe for the views I want a person
lock it sure man you can adopt any of the foxes and birds to those ones are
dope they'll bring in viewers just from being a stream to a limit of course
won't work when you're past 8k okay all right more exotic now that still
ain't enough brah I want to see the secret stash I know you got some crazy shit back there
sorry man that's all we have I can offer you a cue bar for some pet food though
listen brah I'm dead ass I know you got that high quality shit I could tell my
finger will you bomb your ass right now no cap true true dude relax it's just for trying
to keep some of our animals more low-key which one ah fine take the ski and talk to your gene in
in the side room we'll have what you're looking for hate no way bro his name's
Eugene yeah true what a loser okay I'm going here please please be a slave
please be a slave your chat what the heck you can't be back here introduce
yourself I'm Caden Brantley bro your boy told me you took me up with some
animal content true you can't be in my lab wait content are you streaming
Yes!
Damn right I am, bro.
I'm trying to adopt a panda or some shit from my streamer.
Oh my god.
I'm trying to be a streamer, too!
Can you shout me out?
My username is Ugenetics!
Oh, I like the sound of that.
Everyone here will want to be streamer.
Move to Austin or some shit.
True.
Pressure them another way.
You'll get your shout out after you hook me up first.
True.
Okay, fine.
Open that far-right gate.
Your chat's gonna love this.
okay far right gate wait where's it where's it where's I ain't seen it what
what's behind door number dog check is this real I want this one talk to hell
hound that sounds good oh good
I
Great
Do you like them my precious wolves? Yes. I want some more. It's not enough hook me up with a cooler pet
I want something that can eat my competition. Uh-huh. Are you kidding me? I gave you walls
You want more? Yes. Yes, bro. Quit selling with this NPC dialogue and show me more. Yes
Okay, but look there's no way I can bullshit what these are
You gotta turn stream off real quick and promise me that you and your chat won't tattle about where you got this
I got you bro. I promise my chat is full of bots anyway. I I turn stream off
Okay, open the middle gate. This is about as bananas as it gets strap in
Why is my viewer count to 8,000
Wait, I'm a dead streamer. Wait, what? Wait a minute, wait a minute. No, my viewer account's
really low. Like, what happened? What happened? What happened? Why is it so low? Like, what
happened? The third gate? No, no, no, no. Is it sanity? Okay, I got to change. All right,
all right, all right. Give me a minute. Give me a minute. Let me go back. No, this
isn't it. I got to go back. Where's my dog? Okay, my dog's here. All right,
I gotta go and change my moderators.
I gotta change my mods right now.
Okay, we're gonna get rid of,
we're gonna get rid of Gerard.
Gerard, we're not friends anymore.
And I gotta make a much-
Do you guys know this whole thing is pre-recorded?
Okay, all right, plus 40.
Okay, there we go.
So now it's way stricter,
and nobody's gonna be mean to me.
Nobody will be mean to me.
I don't want anybody to ever be mean to me again
Dead stream I don't shut up shut up. No, it's not dead
Something this is what happened
All right
Go inside here
Now we open the door
Yo, twinge popo better not be watching you right now
Door number two a polar bear
Bear.
A polar bear!
Disown your current pet.
All right.
All right, dog.
We've had good times.
Disowning your pet will return to the pet store.
You can always readop them.
You're gone.
You're not getting me enough viewers.
Now Bear is getting me more viewers.
Good, good.
Let's go Bear.
Bear, let's go Bear.
Okay.
The bears are very cool, huh?
The stream's off, right?
Yes.
Now I want a human being as a pet.
Yeah, bears are whatever.
Kinda boring. All they do is eat fish.
You know the drill, hook me up.
Dude, I can't show you any more or I get fired!
The last thing we have can't be seen by anyone.
Bro, you've seen how cool I've been.
Listen, I'll host you every day if you show me it.
Please.
Oh, that sounds pretty good.
I just don't know. I'm not supposed to show anyone what we're working on in here.
Please, please, please.
Yes.
Of course.
No!
No!
Okay, okay.
Here we go.
Get the fuck out of here.
Oh shit.
OOOOOOOOH!
OOOOH!
Have it, have it, eat it!
Open it, have it, eat it!
YES!
OOPS!
wait wait where my velocity raptor go what wait a minute wait wait wait come
here come here I thought oh my god he can't go through the door fuck man hopefully
He'll respawn near me. You're right.
Talk to Gavin. Who the fuck is Gavin?
I wonder why.
Yeah.
Yes.
He's gay.
Why does she hate you?
Why does she hate you bro?
Well, long story short, but Brittany, she's my ex.
We had a nasty breakup and she blocked me on everything.
I've been there.
I'm too anxious to walk in and talk to her again.
I don't want to make a scene, but I can't let her go.
I'm going to offer help.
I can with men you bro.
Yeah.
Anything I should know about this Brittany has?
She's a streamer in her off time.
Oh, maybe.
Wait, I can steal his girlfriend.
An e-girl, huh?
Oh, that's what they call girls' trainers.
I'm gonna figure out how to win back fine shit for you.
Okay, let's go.
Oh, of course she works at the bookstore.
Hey, welcome in.
Looking for a specific title today?
I'm just gonna start hitting on his girlfriend.
Yeah, I'm looking for my future wife and fine shit.
You look exactly like her.
That's right, yeah, for sure.
You are not it, dude.
Try again.
Whoa, it-oops, I had the wrong button.
Hey, let me know if you need help finding the book.
Shit, it went away. I throw a button.
Hey, this is a pretty fire song playing in here. Who's it by?
Uh-huh.
Oh my god, I'm so glad you asked. This is Cliro. She's my favorite.
Say Cliro's mid.
Oh, Cliro? I don't know. I've heard she's pretty mid.
Oh no, I lost viewers.
Well, if you thought the song in here was fire, then clearly it wasn't mid, was it?
I lied to you.
Yeah, it's fire.
I lied to you.
You sound like you got good taste. How's your taste in men?
Uh-oh.
Kind of a personal question, don't you think?
I'm gonna pretend to be gay. I do this all the time anyway.
Oh no, I'm just looking more for advice really. I'm gay.
Gay.
Oh, oh my gosh. I'm so sorry. I didn't know.
You stupid bigoted bitch.
Well, my taste in guys is pretty bad apparently.
Just broke up with my boyfriend last month.
I'm just so over it though. I'm trying to get back on the market.
Back on the market? Startin' on the fans.
You should just date one of your viewers.
That's what they all hope for anyway, when they're watching you.
True.
Huh? How did you know I was a streamer?
Brainwrong.
Oh, uh, streaming all the time just makes me think about everything through the lens of streaming.
That's crazy that you actually are, though.
True.
Huh. Interesting.
Well, I have had my fair share of creepy parasocial viewers wanting to date me.
Not my type, unfortunately.
What is your type?
Alright, well, what kinda dude you trying to bag?
Honestly just someone who can stimulate my mind. I love to learn. I love to read and my ex was just not a reader
Let alone a thinker. What the what? Hmm. How would you describe your perfect man then? I?
Guess I'd say someone artsy or cultured
Interested in activism
Emotionally intelligent. Oh, no someone the opposite of a basic bitch
Hmm. I think I know what you like. Well. Good luck with the hunt shoddy. Okay
Return to get it. Do I got aura? Let's talk to him again. How's it going?
Yeah, bro, she said she wants someone cultured and look he kind of zest zesty
You already built like a twink, so we're halfway there
All we need is to give you a little performative male makeover formative male makeover. Wow
Do we do that?
Indie pop music, bro. She was playing some clear row in there
Just buy one of them final that she'll carry it around. Yeah
You mean vinyl records?
I don't know.
Is this all true?
Why is she not into it?
She is.
Bro, you sound like a fucking pussy.
Which is exactly what she wants.
We're making good progress.
True, actually.
But stay here.
I'm gonna put together a whole performative kit for you.
A fucking girly ass bag.
A zesty little drink.
Yeah.
The big package.
Yeah!
Okay.
I have to take a break.
I'm gonna pause.
And then we'll do the rest of this.
I'm gonna continue tomorrow.
I got safe. Where's the safe? Let me go back to my house and save.
Yikes.
I'm gonna play more of this. Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah.
Okay, let me go through.
Alright, give me a minute. Game is so fire.
Bro, like, you've been watching too much of the game, then.
By the way, it sounds...
This shit is really funny.
There he is!
There he is!
Let's go!
Alright!
We run this shit!
Let me go back at it.
This game's some fine shit?
Yeah, I guess so.
That's a pretty new one.
I don't know if people say that before.
Okay, we gotta evict these other losers, by the way.
Really do.
Well, man, where do I save?
save what the fuck wait I save in here I save in here okay I got it save and
sleep got it we're made this is way deep in
stream war yeah they are like they know a lot about it is this supposed to be
jinx I don't know I don't think it's really supposed to be anybody
chat am I a cat girl I thought I did if you had been asked would you have
voice to Asimov for the game? Yeah, I probably would. Yeah, why not?
It's how he's part of the culture? Yeah, no doubt.
After attacking, people should give you a million views. I mean, to be fair, a lot
of people would want to watch that, right? I feel like they would.
Like, damn. No, it's too much. Yeah, true. This game is better than Crimson
Desert. You think so? Is that right? Yeah, maybe you're right. Unless
our viewers almost 20k. I mean, like, honestly, like, I just run this
You know what do you expect tell streamers to raid me yeah true true you find a new five mounds not yeah
I gotta I have that you know, I'm not kind of person like I gotta say twice I got that I got that type of anxiety
Who's feeding the raptor my my 2k and the
Um, my two candy, uh, roommates, I'm just gonna sacrifice them to my raptor for content and just kill him.
Honestly, I think that's the right thing to do.
I think it's what they deserve, really.
Uh, I think it's a, it's a good, it's a good thing to do.
Yeah, are you sure you saved? I did. I saved twice. Now I'm sure.
You really enjoying the game? I think it's funny. It's a funny game.
I think it's, it's enjoyable.
I've had fun playing it.
I'm a resident evil to be ready tomorrow. Why I'm not gonna play tomorrow. I'm gonna play it after I finish this maybe
Like I don't know what it's gonna be like. I'll have to find out and go from there
So we'll see what happens is the guy Jason the ween now and Jason's in the game. Yeah, he's in the game
That's all right five minutes I'll close it
You gonna watch Shulin head to new video maybe yeah, I saw me yet
It's not about like a Iran, right? I think it is like Israel. I don't know what it is
You get some more fint and finish the job. Maybe I should
You see co-vane still getting improvements. Yeah, I haven't played it, but I'm glad they're making it better
I will play it at some point
Let's compare schedule one
schedule once more sandbox. This is more I
I
Schedule one is a game that a lot I feel like content king is like it's a game that
You know like people want to watch somebody else play but schedule one is a game that I think people want to play themselves
If that makes sense like I think that like the game like a game like this is like the reason why it's entertaining is like watching streamers play it
Whereas like schedule one I think is a good game that anybody can play so like I think that's kind of what the difference is
Streamer game totally yeah, and that's not bad thing
bad thing. This is more unhinged. Yeah, yeah, no doubt.
How much does the game cost? I don't know. It's like 15 bucks. Some shit like that.
One is DOS 2. Oh, Dementi original set. I haven't even thought about that, honestly. I
need to. What do you think about the crackhead side quest? It was good. Like, honestly,
it was funny. The game runs me a bully. I never played that, actually. I never
We need more arrest videos. I mean, I love watching the stupid fucking crackheads get arrested. I think it's fucking hilarious. It's so good
Watching schedule on videos are great. Yeah, I had a lot of fun playing that
You post the VOD, no, I figured I'd just delete the VOD
I figured I'd delete it because I didn't want anybody to see it
Of course my poster. What are you talking about?
You're gonna play five nights at Epstein's I did a little bit, but it was boring. It was a dumb game
How many hours you got in Crimson a bit?
they do another update 150 pretty good amount I'd say that's a lot 150 hours so far what
was the news what happened today what did happen today I don't know like what
did happen today
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