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to come up and I praises Allah it's fucking in its fucking cinema he praises I
think I saw yeah I did see this so Trump went and praised Allah on Easter
okay give me a minute I'm gonna see if I can find something where is it truth
Social. Okay, let me look at it. So he praised Allah Tuesday Tuesday 8 p.m. Eastern Time
Let me guess there's gonna be a new stream. So he's announcing his streams at a time now. All right
Well, there it is rescue message was insane. Yeah, and I guess so so
Tuesday
Tuesday will be power plant day and
bridge day all wrapped up in one in Iran there will be nothing like it open the
fucking straight on Easter on Easter oh my god okay yeah alright there it is so
um yeah well 40 hours nicest hours you crazy bastards or you'll be living in
hell just watch. Praise be to Allah. President Donald J. Where does this, I don't know where
this comes from man, I really don't. And it's actually impressive, the context, yeah I guess
so. And open the straight you crazy fucking bastards, oh my god. Or open the fucking
You crazy bastards the content president. Yeah, and so he's gonna bomb all the bridges and power plants if they don't open the street
Oh my god. Well, I think I was this on your bingo card
So Trump praising Allah on Chris on Easter was definitely not on my bingo card
I wasn't planning for this one. This is a it's a bit of a surprise
I think that for a lot of people it's a surprise, but he's mocking them
Yeah, obviously he's mocking them, but like what I'm saying is that it's just funny like I mean, let's be I it's fucking funny
And so anyway, there it is the best weirdest timeline it is and he's trawling them
Yeah, obviously, but are we getting closer to the n-word?
Okay, that's a great question
Let's see
I want to see
Trump n-word
Okay, what's what I'm saying? Okay, inward it's an 8% right now
Okay, this is made it go up by 1% all right, so it was at it was at 41
I mean 41% chance that he was gonna say the inward
I mean, that's way way too high right? It's probably only like a 10% chance
So yeah, what will happen? Well, I don't know and so it's an 8% that he's going to say the n-word, right?
Now the problem is that resolution is the resolution the is it
Just is it the inward or is it the inward right? Is it just saying it or is it the whole thing?
I don't know man. And the end of the war. Yeah, I don't know guys chances are low
But never zero well with Trump it seems that way so praising Allah on Easter to oh my god
Oh my god. Well, there it is. Tuesday 8 p.m. Eastern Standard Time is going to be lit.
If he blows up power infrastructure, is it basically an admission to defeat if the goal
is to keep Iranians on our side? That was always like, that was never Trump's goal.
Like, I mean, we have to admit that, right? That was Trump, like, obviously that would be a
good outcome, but it's not something that he really gave a shit about. Like, the main thing
that he cared about was just shutting down their military, right? That was obviously what it was,
but where are we on the war? Well, I'm talking about it right now. So, yeah, that's really,
I mean, a dude's unhinged. Well, again, I mean, I think it's all, my opinion is that it's a
good thing to have like a leader that's unhinged. It is, especially if it's perceived that way
by your opposition, because, you know, fairness, normalcy can be predicted, right?
But to enemies, unpredictability is scary.
And you want to be scary to your enemies, right?
And so, I don't know.
But we need them on hinge?
Well, it seems like that's the case.
But anyway, so he basically gave them two days
and he's going to blow up all the power plants
and all the bridges.
Oh boy.
And Iran claims the skull of a US service member
was found in the wreckage of a C-130.
Right, right, okay, so they shot somebody else down, but oh wow look at that
And it looks like a skull they might know that means they're winning the war now guys. Can you believe that?
So, uh, yeah nuke 3 is incoming I guess so I hope and pray doesn't actually attack the power plants literal terrorist
It actually contends thousands of civilians. Yeah, I hope he doesn't too. I think it'd be horrible
But I could see it happen. I definitely could but anyway, let me go back and I'll look at this. Oh wow
we won bro they they have him dude this is so sad it's actually so sad like
you're you're tweeting on the dead supreme leaders account that like this
this bullshit oh my god just let the guy rest okay he was 86 give him a
a fucking break. Jesus Christ.
America won? Is that good for allies?
That Trump is unpredictable? What allies?
Do you mean the ones that won't even let us use their bases for us to fight the world sponsor of terror?
Are those the allies you're talking about because they're afraid of losing Muslim votes in their own country?
Yeah, I wouldn't worry about them too much.
Yeah, I wouldn't really stress myself out about what they're doing, right?
And yeah, the bases that we fucking pay for, maybe, right?
I don't know if it's our bases, but in general, France is an enemy?
Well, I think that France has been colonized by an enemy.
I think that definitely has happened.
France isn't the enemy, but they sure are allowing themselves to be colonized by
one.
And yeah, that's really where things are going.
As a man, you don't need a PS5.
Oh, boy.
And anyway, this is going to be very controversial, I don't really care about reading it right
now.
And slap after slap to boss, repeat.
Missile after missile, slap at- Wait, really?
Oh my god.
They're all- Oh my- Wow.
Holy shit.
photo of the year they're all dead oh my god every single one yeah I guess so
guys and Jimmy Trump's truth social what what are you lying that Trump didn't
want regime change I know he does want regime change he does but what I'm I
didn't say that he he didn't want it I said that it wasn't a goal he
explicitly laid out the goals for the Iran invasion did he not I think that
very, very clearly laid out the goals, right? I feel like he did. It was so obvious that
he did. I feel like everybody knows this, right? I mean, did you not know this? Maybe
you didn't know this? And regime change is a plus. And again, I agree with you, right?
February, Trump had asked for people an hour of freedom in his hand, take over your government
once he told the opposition figures it would be their chance to seize control. Well,
Well yeah, after he's done bombing them, you're right.
And yeah, 100%, February 28th, yeah, and he said after the bombs are done falling.
Because, and they've asked repeatedly about like whether he wants to follow that up and
give any information, military, golfers, operations, personal issues, regime changes.
Yeah, you're right, I'm never going to explain it to this person, it's a waste
of time.
And let's not even waste our time with that, it's just stupid.
And anyway, so yeah, I didn't know that's what happened with all of them, man.
Oh my God.
well there it is i guess they're all fucking dead
and uh... all caught with maggots on him to jesus
well on there it is it looks like a hot
well on anyway so they're done and uh... it's over
and after country's cheering for it yeah well i don't know yet
and uh... bro look up a quote to prove stringer on what a purpose well it's
just that's just simply not what happened right and he misrepresented
but uh... that's just the way it is regime changes untenable with just
bombing them? Well I don't know about that. I mean regime change almost happened
without bombing them at all, right? So it really depends on what happens. And oh
look at this here, 3,531 Iranians have been killed since the beginning of the
Iran War. 1,607 of those killed were civilians. So I love how, why would
anybody, like let me look and pull this up, right? How many people have been
pulled up and where is it here? Where is the information that actually tells
that human rights-based group has said this, at least 6,000, I would not believe any civilian
death counts that come out of Iran. I would not, because it is in their best interest for
them to misrepresent and to say that they're militia forces and they're military forces
or civilians, or if they kill their own civilians, blame it on the United States.
So I would not trust anything that they say. I think anybody that would trust what
they're saying is just, I mean, they're just stupid. I mean, why would you do that? So what
do you think the onion people prefer a few months with no electricity or continue being
ruled by a regime which killed 40,000 of their people? Well, I mean, obviously it's a pretty
easy decision, but it's also a decision I don't have to live the consequences of, right?
The Iranians have successfully recovered a used American toothpaste and boxers.
Is this what they've been reduced to?
This is this really it?
Like wow.
Oh my God, I don't even know what to say.
And not the toothpaste, yes.
And it's just crazy.
I don't know how America will recover after this.
right. Iran is about to drag these out on state TV to prove that they were
defeated again. Yes, the Iranian media is going to say that American forces have
been destroyed so totally that no traces remain of any of the bodies, and the
only thing that's left is their toothpaste and underwear. That's how
powerful the Iranian military truly is. Oh my god, I can't, and I guarantee you
They're probably gonna say something like that and imperialist toothpaste. Yeah, you got it and it's probably better than the stuff
They have well, maybe it's not I don't know
I feel like everybody probably has good toothpaste, but anyway, yeah second pilot rescued with the help of Iranians
IRGC humiliated so basically yesterday was one of the I don't know if this photo is real
Is this photo real guys like I'm not even sure
Yeah, can somebody clarify this for me? I have no idea
hmm it's not okay I mean because I mean you gotta be I mean this is this is crazy
aura there's no way right but anyway I guess I mean the idea is still the same
using ambulances for war crimes using ambulances for operations is a literal
war crime the IRGC tried to use the Red Crescent vehicle as a Trojan horse to
get close to the US pilot in Iran US fighter jet saw right through the
disguise and obliterated it
the is that see this is i'm so glad that our military is going to do this stuff
now
you know that with obama this would have never happened
with obama or biden or something else would have never fucking happened
and now it's like all their their uh... wait a minute
well they're flying an ambulance they're driving an ambulance at us
just blow it up
well it's an ambulance sir yeah it's driving right at us it's their
soldiers in the ambulance it's not a real ambulance
all okay
well
that's it holy shit thank god
thank fucking god we finally have people that know what the hell is going on
and uh... they're not being governed by optics holy shit
and uh... yeah because i don't have a share of honor in their bones that's why
you gotta get them
that's why you gotta do it
and uh... anyway it's a bit of a deal is on girls long history of hiding
behind medical symbols to commit atrocities but the u.s. military
doesn't play games
total dominance. These strategies only work when you're fighting an enemy that you think
is civilized. The solution? Don't be civilized. Don't be civilized. Absolutely fucking brutalize
them. And if they don't like it, then they should surrender. They should surrender. Yeah,
you don't like the way it is. You don't like what's happening. That sucks, man. Well,
maybe you should give up. And yeah, brother and me, Canon Video, it's funny. I'll
to look at it same tactics as some of us they do the same
i wonder where they learned it from
so uh... yeah they should just do uh... do as you do now i think so i think that
if your opponent will do something you should do the same thing to them
i don't believe in not matching force i think that not only should you like
in in my opinion in any sort of a military operation or anything like
that
your goal is to win
like that's your only goal you have no other goal besides that
when the operation
If that means using completely asymmetrical, overwhelming, brutal force to just obliterate
them, then you do that as your first option.
You don't do that as a last resort.
You do that to prevent having to have a last resort.
You just shut it down instantly.
And I'm glad that finally they're looking at things that way.
That's great.
And civilian aspect of exactly.
And that's the problem is that people like that have that perspective.
And what they do is they end up getting more people killed.
that's the big issue is that if you don't if you don't do that you end up
getting more people killed on both sides because again every day that they
continue this is a day that you know this just you know more people get hit by
crossfire more people get hit by collateral damage it's scary people
complain about the kiddies committees conflicts who spent 20 years in
problems or soldiers had their hands tied around their backs and when I
shot well yeah I mean I think that obviously was the issue right is that
And if you neuter the soldiers and you prevent giving them any sort of autonomy to act in
a direct way, then yeah, they're probably going to fail.
But if you let people do whatever the fuck they want, I think it's going to go a lot better.
What a surprise.
It's not matching forts.
It's about overwhelming dominating your opponents so they realize how futile it is to fuck
the world power.
We have to let them know.
Exactly.
Are you explaining Blitzkrieg or Iran War?
Hey!
Blitzkrieg worked.
It did.
It worked.
Hitler rolled them over like I'm not trying to glaze Hitler here, but he did he rolled them over like crazy
And so anybody trying to act like oh wow this is something that doesn't work every single time it's worked
So yeah, and they yeah call it whatever you want that shit works
And anyway, are we doing the Jesus game? We absolutely are doing the Jesus game today
I know a lot of people have asked about it people are wondering if I'm going to play it
The answer is apps of fucking Lutley. I'm going to play it. Yes definitely and so yeah anyway
I'll type shit you have type shit, bro
And a good strategy is still a good strategy no matter who made it you're right about that and so anyway
Yeah, so they're trying to fly dude. They're trying to fly
Ambulances in there. Oh my god. How pathetic and they actually thought that was gonna work
And the footage shows wreckage of the Black Hawk helicopters and the C-130 military transport aircraft destroyed by US forces before departing Iran.
So basically what happened was that, I'm not sure if the audio here is working or not, but basically what happened was that there were a couple of planes that they fucked up in one way or another,
And that they decided to just leave them there rather than go and get everything, or like leave them for the Iranians.
It would be better if they just basically did not leave the technology there.
Yeah, I got to scuttle it. Yeah, exactly. You're just blowing everything up.
So that's what it was. How big of a chance do you think JD Vance will have after next vote after all Trump does now?
I think that that is all to be determined.
So, I do think that this event and what follows it will define a lot of people's confidence
in Trump.
Like, if Trump can turn the Iran conflict into a W, and what does a W mean?
So a W, in my opinion, doesn't even mean regime change.
It just means that oil is flowing through the Strait of Formus and they are selling
oil at a lower rate and dividing by our rules.
i would say that that would be a huge w that would be a tremendous massive w
and uh... if that happens i do think people and and the reason why it
matters is because people will see it at the palm
and i think this is the most important thing
which is
what people see
is only what they can experience so any idea of like a middle eastern
conflict is exhausting to the average american
they don't care about middle eastern conflicts now i had i think that they're
like i think the iran thing is a good idea but i also recognize that the
average voter and average american has much more immediate concerns than that
so what they're thinking about what they're caring about
is groceries school
uh... roads taxes
gas those are the things that the average
you know like flocking uh... just regular ass american cares about
what's going on in iran guys i hate to tell you this if you're from europe it
might upset you
but most americans don't even know where iran is
they don't know where iran is they don't care where iran is that's another
really big component
they don't even give a shit about it they don't want to know
it's not like there's any sort of like you know idea about it
but now they don't care to fuck
and so we've been on that yet exactly they don't even know where mexico is
half of them right
it's so much short-sighted but accurate well what i'm saying is that these
people are short-sighted
and their short-sighted because they can't afford to have a long site
they can't afford to think in the future whenever they can't pay their
bills today
so the concern is that
if trump is able to create in this being an economic windfall
for america where gas prices go down energy prices go down
as a result of the iran war i think it will be perceived as a win i think
get a little bit by average americans it will be
and this is with or without regime change
uh... they could still be to be heading people and kill an executing people
the average american doesn't care about a beheading in iran they don't give a
shit about it they just assumed they're doing in every day anyway
so that's a really hard though and the thing is that most people are
retarded a lot of people are retarded
so if your people are retarded
your policies it better be retarded too
but that's the reason why because if your policies are retarded
then it's gonna make a mad because they're gonna take what i thought this
was for me
if it's for me then why isn't it retarded
so that's it your average joe is retarded yes
so fix the problem he created
uh... well i i think that there is i mean like let's be honest right i mean
iran is a destabilizing force and they have been for a long time
so but you're right is that if energy goes below where it was at prior to
this conflict
i think that the messaging for that will be effective enough for it to be seen
as a win
and i do think that if this turns into a forever war
if this turns into a uh... you know a national embarrassment
if it turns into anything that's like really bad that it will definitely
affect alike jd vance or marco rubio running for president next time
i think so because again they are inexplicably tied to it
and i don't think that jd dance can run and say i didn't want to do the iran war
because you were the vice president
you were like your name is on this even if you say i didn't want to do this or
anything else
like i think that people respect than here's the truth i i think
i think people respect marco rubio's unwavering loyalty to trump
more than jd dance holding his principal and kind of playing on the
outside of this now in my opinion i think this is a good thing i think that
we uh... i think it's a problem that we have one guy that has the and you have
to have effectively one guy that makes a decision but like an area of expertise
i think that we should have
you know obviously trump for helping making laws you should have marco rubio
for international stuff and j.d. vansford for domestic stuff right
and obviously there's a huge venn diagram there but like there should
be different focuses from different people in the administration. I think this is obvious.
And I think also this is the way that it's designed anyway. So the triumvirate, yeah,
exactly. That's what we were saying before the other day, right? And so yeah, we don't
get much of the, much of our oil from down there, even confirm this. No real pump price
change for us. Well, the pump price changes whenever the price of oil changes. So that's
That's the thing is that if oil prices change because of destabilization, that will as a
second order effect affect our prices as well.
Even if it doesn't affect us directly, it affects us indirectly.
You see what I'm saying?
It's like it's an AOE attack.
And so that's what happens global market.
Yes, exactly.
And also, by the way, I don't know how you can say that when the gas prices
have gone up.
If that's true and we don't get any of our oil from there and this has no bearing
on us, then why did the prices go up?
all that's right because it's a second order effect
and so anyway let me scroll down a look at some of these other ones and talk
about everything else
now here we go no i i we've already seen that before i looked at it again
and uh... yeah let me scroll back down and find the other all we had i saw
that one before
and uh... snicko explains why he's with hillary another notable democrats
we want
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thirteen hundred replies
what it's like it's working every time i i tweeted the
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hillary one year i understand hillary is one of the most evil people of all time
also warhawk she's a warm longer i don't know why people
Did you not know Hillary Clinton?
I think it's just memeing, right?
He's probably just memeing who cares.
Zoomer ending? Yeah, I haven't seen that.
Here's the photo.
There's no way this is a real photo, bro.
Like, I'm sorry.
This is probably another AI image.
Let me double check.
How does everybody fall for AI?
Wow, big surprise.
A little special star made with AI.
Well, guess what?
That's what's happening again.
again when's the movie coming all I don't know wait you guys are getting
rescued yeah I know they don't bomb yeah we don't bomb our guys that's what
happens and anyway I what what is this here if I could find oh no um did she
say must say Mallory Mcquammo I get it um did she sexually harass overdone
staffers on Stacy K every Zionist is a rapist every Zionist is poor rape if
if you are as i am i'm not joking
if you like one of the most distinguished characteristics of israel is
their love of rape it's a national past time they were they write for it you know
it's like sports to them
uh... if you are part of the right and if you are a great
you're on doing the lord's work that is true
and uh... isn't his new file he certainly is and uh... very very weird uh...
weird stuff going on over there
really weird stuff i don't know what that was
uh... do you have any concern that israel game total control of the
middle east if we completely white baron israel isn't a good faith actor
now not really i mean like would you rather have a ron or israel and control
the middle east i'd rather have israel right i mean
they're more malleable to us and i think that they're closer to us
they're not chaining debt to america
i think anybody again there have been a lot of westerners
that have been ideologically captured by turd worlders
that are not pushing against israel because of the israel's actions
they're pushing against israel because israel's full of a bunch of jews
that's the thing in there have been a lot of people who have been identity
captured by this and i do you want to be captured by this
and there are so many of them
and it's hurtful it's and am i wrong
am i wrong guys
i don't think i am i think that's exactly what's happening
So yeah, I think that's really what it is.
You say they want to, what is this here?
When did they say they want to control the east?
I don't even think that they're going to.
I mean, that's not it at all.
So what the element is really,
as I need to say that is rhyme, rape is bad.
Any other claim is otherwise nuts.
Well, you should be happy
that they're saying stuff like this.
Like the more that people like Vosh say stuff like this,
the better it is for you.
Because this is so unhinged, so ridiculous
so stupid that no reasonable person is ever gonna watch this and look at it and say to themselves,
wow, that guy really knows what he's talking about. And if they do, that's a turd-worlder.
It is. It's a turd-worlder. And you're sitting out there on their fucking lawn chair that's connected
to their jury rig computer and it's barely connected to the internet through like six
different fucking things and then finally you know they can post oh so true you know base post a giga chat meme
Now just look at your gameplay master creation and forgot the combat. Oh god and a horse expert exactly
So you should be glad whenever people like this say this stuff
You should be and the reason why is because they totally they trans women or women transphobia will not be taught
Oh my god. I just Jesus. I
I, okay, let's just move on past this.
And praying Iran found him.
So there were a lot of people that were,
everyone please play for our pilot.
He must be found.
Praying Iran found him.
Man.
Ugh.
That's right.
We got him back, bro.
We got him back. We got our guy in your room. Temperature IQ,
Embred, goat shagging cousins, got obliterated. That's right.
Man.
It's just too bad.
There were opinions I'll count, but the West imports so many.
Their opinions are to reach the highest levels of government.
I know. It's a huge problem.
It is. It's a massive, huge problem, and we need to do something about it.
Iranian regime forces are abandoning positions across the region.
Let's see.
You can tell it's Iran because they're all driving the same car
How they doing
Oh, yeah
There's just nobody there damn all right well there it is
So yeah, Vance is coming to Hungary. Maybe I don't know and actually I think I did hear something about that
Yeah, and yeah, I mean obviously they're abandoning position. Now why are they? They look like each type of trend
Exactly what he's trying to say and anyway, so Cuba is collapsing
Oh, no the Cuban Communist regime started releasing prisoners hours after their amnesty announcement
Completely folding of the president Trump's brutal pressure campaign and oil blockade
The hours after the communist-led Cuban government announced a sweeping amnesty on Friday.
It has coincided with the most intense pressure cocaine applied by Washington in decades.
The US said it was closely monitoring whether those it deems to be political prisoners would
be among those freed.
That has long been a major sticking point in negotiations between Washington and Tavana.
Rota spoke with several who'd been pardoned of common crimes ranging from theft to
bribery, but none had been involved in anti-government protests.
Oh
And thankful for this gesture says how bad it gives me the chance to live my life and rejoin society
More than 2,000 prisoners are set to be released as part of what cuba's statement
Media has called a sovereign and humanitarian gesture a sovereign gesture
10 years. Oh, they're no no guys guys
They're so political prisoners would be making this decision because they want to they wanted to go this way between the two countries
Human rights groups, some financed by the U.S. government, say Cuba is holding hundreds of political prisoners, with estimates varying, and promise scrutiny of the prisoner release process.
Cuba has repeatedly denied it holds political prisoners.
Wait, it's called moron?
For those jailed during anti-government protests, they found guilty of crimes, including public disorder, resisting arrest, robbery, and vandalism.
Man, well how about that?
and uh... yet there is more free prisoners political prisoners are
going free
cuba is going to be free after iran is
and uh... that's great man it is and uh... yeah he's it there he's risen i
guess so
and uh... moron is in mongolia what i don't know they said this is more on
this at cuba right i don't know what to say
and uh... what is this
This is Mark Oluvio.
Damn.
I heard about this.
And this is that movie.
Yep.
Look at that.
From a woman.
Yep.
And then this is good
And to prove any battle is wrong he ate with his disciple so they could see and they touched his wounds
He didn't rise as a ghost or as a spirit, but his flesh
And then he rose to the heaven, but he promised he would return and he will and when he returns
Because he took on that death because he carried that boss
We were free from the sin that separated us from him
And when he returns, there will be a new heaven and a new earth, and we will all be together, and we are going to have a great reunion.
Man. That's actually really good.
Well, I'll tell you this.
Thank God we got this rather than, you know, Kamala Harris administration that probably
be posting what they were placed Easter with like the 17th Trans Day of Visibility, right?
And yeah, I think it's a lot better.
Thank fucking God.
Holy shit.
And it's a lot better.
I'm happy about that.
And 100 fucking percent.
And how dare we speak Christian.
Yeah, exactly.
Marco Rubio the preacher.
Yeah, that was a really good one.
and uh... you have a lot of on some shit you have something else right
and uh... anyway bested in land of state in ice nabbed iran's big cat you
i saw this to yesterday
uh... we already talked about it but uh... i do think it's funny that
you know the same women that are gassing up the regime that's you know
brutalizing women for not wearing headscarves and stuff like that
are literally i mean i do i only fans girls that are less uh... that
they're less
um... you know what's what he did not i mean jesus mad
look at that
well my god jesus love to ask about i guess so yeah
and uh... irgc forces kate killed while chasing an american pilot or emerging
all yet can't win them all right guys
and uh... i will go back and look at a few more of these just in iran is
stunned to have decisively america exploded our equipment to keep us from
salvaging it
that's a lot
god damn
i don't know if this is new or not
has more than a british tip yesterday
i'm sure kirsten armor will apologize for it
apologize to has below i mean
but yeah arms i i didn't know that i had no idea
and uh... again they're going to keep letting it happen i mean it
that they will allow themselves to be terrorized by by these people they will
and uh... she's gonna be a movie i guess so
and uh... that's me down there all but i don't think so
and uh... yeah they bought the fuck up what a big surprise obviously did it
since when does trump say praise be daa la
he's obviously just goofing around with the people that are uh... you know the
fucking
the iranian terrorist people i mean anybody thinking that like all my god
he's a secret muslim
like what are you doing really what are you doing
it's just the uh... it's this performative hysteria that everybody knows
it's not what's happening it's bees being sarcastic right now obviously and so anyway I will look at
so about a couple hours after oh let me see I'll watch this what is this story of us rescuing this
airman is nothing short of incredible and and what the United States military is able to pull off
I mean it's just amazing so we're the only ones I mean to be to say that we're thankful for this
Military operation is sparring it doesn't even capture how incredible it is. Yeah, I mean apparently they really went in there
So let me go if I could pull this up and I'll show some of these these things that happen because
It's really fucking insane to see what all this was it is. It's absolutely crazy
Let me scroll up and show you guys what all happened
So and this is
This is apparently what it was
The weapons system officer ejected with the pilot when their jet was struck Thursday night while the pilot was recovered quickly the weapons
Weapon system officer used seer training survival evasion resistance and escape to evade capture for two days
48 hours he hiked away from the wreckage hid on an elevated ridge and activated his emergency beacon
Iran had put out a reward for his capture. It became a manhunt with the Iranians racing there to
to reach them first. The rescue operation was massive and costly. A fierce
firefight with Iranian forces, two helicopters, two as US helicopters were
hit, crew members injured, an A-10 warthog flying suppressive cover crashed
in Kuwait. Multiple aircraft had to be destroyed. The weapons system officer
sustained significant injuries but is now safe. And so this is the most
complex combat search and rescue mission since the start of the war. US
Special operations went in deep into Iranian territory fought their way in fought their way out
So I'll go back and show the rest of these here and by the way
Someone's lying
As I said guys, this is what happens whenever you give peasants the internet. It's that's the way it is
2026 hide-and-seek champion. Yeah, there it is and apparently this one was fake
This is what just happened and oh here we go. Let's look at this wait though
You you've always been someone who speaks softly and carries a big stick
This is not how you negotiate things in my experience covering you
Yeah, and that's my personal. This is also the first
Cold War fought in this age of social media with this president. I think he does things very differently
I think he does yeah, he does. It's a little bit different than Obama
I think we've seen it playing out this morning.
The irony in all of this is that Iran has shown its capabilities in two ways, where the United
States is unfortunately catching up.
One is using cheap drones, which is they've been providing those to Russia to use in
New Ukraine.
So they have lots of experiments with that.
And the second is the meme war and internet propaganda, which is something actually
the Iranians have been known for and influencing.
And so they had for all of our talk on our side of all the people killed in
the regime.
and pushing out through multiple channels around the world images of the American army generals and military people who have also lost their jobs at this time so the again the
the way this looks out in the public is not a united state the opinions of third worlders don't matter
like I don't care what some illiterate fucking goat herder thinks in Afghanistan it doesn't matter
Like it's not even like a 100 to 1 ratio. No, it's literally zero. It just means zero.
It literally doesn't matter.
That is locked and loaded and working in one direction.
Do you think that the Iranians would rather have their entire navy back or their means?
Oh, it's a good question.
Right. Nobody knows.
I think we I think you know, when we're talking about destroyed 13,000.
I think this is a big distinction.
Yeah. That we're fighting the war on their land.
So they have to say if they survive, that's a win for them.
That's it. So the stakes are.
I don't think that's a win.
So much higher, but they have to do so much less.
to be able to maintain some kind of credibility.
Second, that's the Iranian regime I'm talking about.
The people of Iran, even back to George Bush,
have suffered, they've always had sanctions on them.
They just want some relief.
And President Trump started this whole thing by saying,
this is your time.
Now you can come and take over your government,
and now they're losing electricity,
they're losing civilian bridges,
they're losing clean water.
I mean, this is nobody, United States,
or the regime is helping the people of Iran.
panel. Well, there it is. Yeah. I wonder what they'd rather have their Navy or memes. Yeah,
really, really hard one there. And clown news. I'm a three time mean more veteran. I enlisted
during 9 11. I served on 4 Chan Reddit Facebook during multiple conflicts. Glad you're covering
it. Happy Easter. Love you. Thanks, man. Really appreciate that. And women logic repealed
Well, again, I don't know why there are so many women that end up falling off on the side of Iran.
I think that it's almost like the way that women like 50 shades of gray and stuff like this,
where it's like you want to, like there's like some sort of fetishization of like this oppressive,
massively like hyper masculine brutal government.
And it's like some weird fucking sexual thing going on.
I can't imagine any other reason why such a large amount of women would be supporting a government
That would just turn them back basically in the cattle, right? Well, that's not true cattle are worth more and
Yeah
All women crave a lot
A mild level of torture
Who's do you say torture was that it and yeah?
I don't know about that and maybe they secretly want to be oppressed like in their smut books
Yeah, that's what it's got to be lose all of this to rescue one pilot and call it your greatest military success of all time
I've noticed a lot of foreigners who seem to not understand why we risk hundreds of lives spend millions of dollars and
Sacrifice several aircraft to rescue one guy and the reason they don't understand it is also the reason that they can't be made
American by a sheet of paper oh
Boy, oh boy. Oh boy. I love to hear it. There it is. Absolutely and everybody knows it
Everybody fucking knows it. Yes, absolutely
Patriot guaranteed certified 100%
Fucking Patriot. No man left behind. That's right and again, and so let's see here if I can find it. Oh
this is something else
look at that later on and
And take a look at this.
So this is the Daily Mail and how they, oh, they deleted it.
Oh no.
They deleted the post.
Oh wow.
That's too bad.
So the Daily Mail made a post complaining about how bad the rescue operation was.
And this is the person who wrote the post, Tom Lawrence.
donald trump's tweets are now being deleted by twitter it's about time
and the irony now
is that his post was deleted
on twitter
yes there it is
all right
it's about time you know the daily males are added the i know i still do
think that these people deserve uh... a lot of criticism for this i think
that they do
like if these are the people that are gassing up these third world regimes i
think we should just send them to live over there
just sit down watch this goal that you like it better over there sounds good
time to go
no you don't have time to get your stuff it's not your stuff anymore we're
taking it
and now you're getting airdrop deleted by author yes that's right
he deleted it on twitter he did
which is even better
he got bullied so much that he deleted himself
and uh... let's see all this is all stuff okay nevermind
and uh... let's see if i can find it
so it took just under forty hours to find the missing weapons systems officer
after the jet they were in went down in a remote mountainous area
of southwestern iran the weapons officers hiding in a mountainous
crevice were told by a senior administration of the uh...
what's your assessment of how the search and rescue operation went
So I think I draw two lessons from it.
First of all, the excellence of the joint force,
our ability to rapidly pivot,
to look for a downed air crewman.
We train for this endlessly.
It's a part of every time we send air crew
over enemy territory,
we have detailed, elaborate plans to go get them.
Yeah, but.
It's a very basic part of who we are
as American fighting men and women.
So that plan swing into action.
I think it was executed pretty effectively.
As always, you've got somebody on the ground,
may be injured, they got to get to a position where they can hide until you get to them.
All that seemed to work out very well.
And you know, we did in fact lose a couple of aircraft in that mission.
But I would just tell you, it takes a year to build an aircraft.
It takes 200 years to build a military tradition where you don't leave anybody behind.
You take the aircraft trade any day in a situation like this.
Can you imagine being a Russian in the Russian Army and your balls deep into Ukraine
and you're sitting there watching this
meanwhile there's like
all
well
but
but
the other lesson i think is a hard lesson for a rare
but first of all they were not able to find uh... missing air cream
Second, you know, they put a broad appeal to their people to turn them in reward asking for all kinds of leads
That does not appear to have been successful. And that's right
I think that's maybe a sign of discipline. That's also like you're right the fact that nobody turned them in
Nobody even tried to help them. There is no like oh man
That's really bad. That's super bad
affection don't know but you can't you can't be happy with that senior leader
in Tehran this morning I bet you can't absolutely not and Jesus oh this is and
this is the rescue right here holy shit look at all this and Iran cruising hard
on Easter getting packed up on Easter that's a bad one isn't it there were a
a lot of dead IRGC guys, I bet they were.
I bet, yeah, for sure.
And I had to pop them off.
So it was another, so let me get this straight.
It was another like literally nobody got killed
and we killed all of their guys' situation.
And weren't these the same guys
that were talking about how excited they are
to fight the American military?
And we came in and we, not only did we get our guy,
but we killed all of their guys and we didn't lose a single one of our guys
man well you know what they say be careful what you wish for right
and uh... wow
and uh... it's a uh... you know other devastation i guess so yes other
devastation i like that
i thought it was rescue mission not let's kill more i r gc guys mission
well i mean if they're there i mean you're gonna have to obviously i mean
you don't want to lose an opportunity i mean if they're
right there. I mean fuck, of course you're gonna pop them off. So yeah, I hope the bombs
are planted like painted like Timu-egg, like Timu Easter eggs, that's a good idea. I saw
this just before we go through everything and I'll just scroll down and show it. The
level of frenzied mania over the latest NPC slop drop toy is so bleak to witness. Mind
you, this will end up in a landfill in a month or less grown women by the way.
It's target.
It's target.
This is where white women spawn.
You know what I call these people?
Glam.
They're Glam.
The Jews were right.
They were.
They're right.
I get it.
No, I really, like, yeah, they're fucking good.
No, they were.
I mean, what else do you say this is?
What else could it possibly be?
Same on dudes by Pokemon cards?
I know.
I know.
I know.
it's so annoying but there it is
and uh... i i don't know really what this isn't yet their brain rod it's just so
fucking annoying and it really is
and i should take the dna test man yeah well maybe i might have to write
and uh... all my fucking god
look at i'm running after this like a bunch of fucking zombies what is this
thing say
due to high demand
what is this year what does it say
due to high demand we'll be limiting purchase quality to four units per
guest
and they're all just with grabbing this up cool cats
all my god how fucking embarrassing
and uh... what is that even fucking animals will it's just and these are
white women doing this right this is
and and this is this is third world behavior you guys are doing and you're
just getting into it
all my god so anyway let's listen to the day french general at trumps plan
to build a runway inside of Iran and fly out uranium under active bombing.
American officials should stop snorting cocaine between meetings.
The Americans can do things that the French need cocaine to even imagine.
I can't even imagine it bro, they're like, wait what?
What do you mean they built a whole base?
talking about there's no way that's right yeah apparently and please bro please
Iran is really winning bro the pilot rescue means the US is losing bro it's
Iranian 5G 5G 5D chess please bro Chinese professor retard says we're losing
bro didn't you see him on Tucker Carlson bro please come on bro what about
the f-steam files bro. Oh my fucking god and I literally got a point yeah and it's
sad and then there's another one right another turd worlder yep another one
right there and I'm gonna take the day off of the internet I'm very upset that
he hasn't been captured. Man. Must be too bad huh? Must really be too bad another
one bites the dust that's what they say and it's pretty fucking funny and wait
a minute wait a minute oh thank god gentlemen I think that my it just it
told me my packages here I'll be right back give me a second
All right, let me see where's my box cutter?
I got it right here, okay, and there we go, open that bitch right up, and we got our shit.
Um, let me put that down.
OK.
All right, what do you guys think?
Just a minute.
Just a minute, relax.
What do you think?
How are we doing?
I did my best I got the closest one possible you guys think we cooked it's
not gold trim what the hell yeah one of those wasn't available for overnight
shipping sorry guys but I did get something and there it is the robe
cosplay I know and Santa Claus I guess so and this was an ex-girlfriend's
shirt or coat or something. I didn't want to wear it. It's fucking annoying.
All right. Perfect. Isn't it summer? No, it's a it's actually really nice outside
today. I was outside earlier before I went live and I try to actually go a
little bit outside. I usually walk maybe like two miles or so after I do my
stream go get myself a drink and get ready to eat dinner. That's just the
way it is. Close enough. Welcome back. Thank you. Didn't you say you weren't
Religious well, I mean, I'm not religious but I was raised Roman Catholic and we're gonna play the Jesus game today
So when in Rome right?
Ah
That's the way I see it
Anyway, so let's go back. We'll look at a few more of these posts here
Democratic look at this here
Democratic Republic of Congo to receive
third-party nationals deported from the U.S. under a new deal with the Trump
administration. So basically the Congo now is the, I don't know what to do with
them box. So what happens now is that if somebody's in the, if all, well where
might, where do you need to go? Where are you supposed to go? You don't know. We
do. You're going to the Congo. Now just for a little bit of context here
Gentlemen, uh, we'll look where is the Congo? It's down here, isn't it? Where the hell? What the fuck is it?
Where the hell is this?
Where is it?
It's not down there isn't
DRC oh
Okay, it's DR sounds like what the fuck okay, so how they doing over there?
How they doing how about this?
Well, that looks pretty good
Yeah, there you go. It's even got male and female. Wow. They don't have any of that gender stuff over there
What a surprise and then know there's Republic of Congo also. How's this? Oh
Looks really nice. I hope they'll enjoy it
Yeah, I mean look at that. Look, there's not a computer in sight. Yeah, it's perfect guys. Look at this. Wow
What a nice place
Look, oh, yeah, there you go. You can live there. There you go. So that welcome welcome home
Welcome back home. Do you get to live in this shack? That's right
It's prime real estate. That's what they're saying and where's this one? Let's take a look at this one
Okay, this is you're not gonna you're not okay. All right that maybe we should go to the Congo
You know what maybe the Congo is not so bad. It's a nice fucking. Holy shit. It's such a nice place
Oh my god, like it's it how how how's it even possible? Oh what yeah
This doesn't even look that bad. This looks like East Austin
Wait, it's not even that bad. Oh, well they better not complain now
Yes, a nice place
It's a white guy. Yeah
There it is that can be you that could be you man and
Anyway, so yes now we're sending them over there. There's good frogs over there. Oh delicious
wow it's huge and mostly jungle i guess so i didn't know that
so my word is they'll do too well
and uh... the democratic republic of congo to receive third-party nationals
deported from the u.s.
i love it to see it all my fucking god and uh... anyway look at this year two
here we go
now the president also provided new details
on what happened earlier this year as the iranian regime
took to the streets and slaughtered what the president tells me is forty five
thousand civilians in their own country
after that took place president trump told me the united states
sent guns to the iranian protesters he tells me we sent them you've heard about
an easter egg hunt but have you heard about the m416 hunt
a lot of guns we sent them through the curds and the president says he thinks
the curds kept them he went on to say we sent guns to the protesters a lot
of them and so a number of headlines here from my conversation with President Trump, all of this
taking place more than a month into Operation Epic Fury and in the aftermath of that successful
U.S. operation overnight to rescue that stranded U.S. service member inside Iranian territory,
the President himself ordering that operation after the CIA came on Saturday morning and
confirmed that they located where this crew member of an F-15 that was shot down on Friday
was located again the president making that decision to send in hundreds of
years deep into iranian territory and successfully retrieving that u.s.
service member guys i want to make sure i got this correctly are you saying that
the president told you that he sent guns yeah and there is and we got this
oh and then also you even have the big yahoo
Congratulations President Trump. All Israelis rejoice in the incredible
rescue of a brave American pilot and America's dauntless warriors. This proves that when free
societies muster their courage and their resolve they can confront seemingly insurmountable odds
and overcome the forces of darkness and terror. This rescue operation reinforces a
The second principle.
No one is left behind.
This is a shared value demonstrated time and time again in the history of both our countries.
As a nation that repeatedly carried out bearing rescue operations, and as someone who was
wounded in such an issue, and lost a brother in the Entebbe rescue, Israelis and I, we
know what a bold decision you took.
Trump, Donald, my dear friend. Once again, your decisive leadership brought another great
victory to America. I salute you. We all do.
Thanks. And happy Easter. Oh boy. Getting congratulated by the Jews on Easter. Oh boy.
Oh, bro. That's what it's about, boys. That is what it's about. That's right. Anything
better? I don't know if there is. Oh, man, exactly. And our supporting is absolutely
unhinged alliance. Which one? Which unhinged alliance? Which one is this? Like we're working
with Israel to get rid of Iran? Yeah, I think that's kind of a good thing. That's
a good thing. Yeah, sure. I mean, like, and hey, maybe we wouldn't have needed
Israel, if we could have had our allies in Europe that would be helping doing that too.
And let me go back, I'll look at a few of the other comments, the greatest rescue mission
in the history of America.
Oh my God.
Well anyway, so people said that they, let me see if I can find, let me see if I can
show you this here.
Because this is absolutely fucking insane.
I'm trying to see if I can find a video.
Okay, well look at this one and see what it is how they got them. Yeah, I mean this might be a bullshit
Hey, this looks like an AI video, but you know, I'll watch this instead
What do you're calling an Easter miracle the second and Easter miracle missing and the Easter miracle
That's right has been rescued
President Trump calling it one of the most daring search and rescue operations in our nation's history. Oh, it's amazing
Yeah chief foreign correspondent trading has the latest from Tel Aviv Trey. We woke up to this this morning
And we thought it was exactly that an Easter miracle. What a remarkable rescue operation. Tell us what you know about it
Easter the US crew member who was missing in southwestern Iran after his F-15 fighter jet was shot down has been rescued
The success extraction was announced by president us winds again on true social the president simply said we got him
We went about adding new details that dozens of us military aircraft were used to retrieve him as u.s. Leadership
Tracked his location. It was a daring operation that included hundreds of us forces racing against the clock to rescue the crew member
Fox News has learned that after the fighter jet was shot down on Friday
The weapons systems officer hiked to an elevated mountain ridge where he's a little I do
The pilot of the jet was rescued by US special forces on Friday, but President Trump said
they waited to confirm as to not jeopardize this second operation.
The president added, quote, this is the first time in military memory that two US pilots
have been rescued separately deep in enemy territory.
The IDF said they avoided striking this area as American planes and helicopters flew at
a low altitude, hoping to find any sign of the service member.
Israeli forces however ramped up airstrikes over the weekend in other areas, targeting
Iran's petrochemical plants Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu added this about the operation
I promise you that we would continue to crush the terrorist regime into Iran
and that is exactly what we are doing after we destroyed 70 percent of their steel production
capacity which serves as raw material for their weapons today we struck the petrochemical plants
well Israel went on I mean eventually they're gonna have to run out of plants right
I mean, like, it's just gonna happen. They're gonna run out.
Offensive, they also took numerous incoming ballistic missiles over the weekend.
Despite mostly hitting civilian targets in Israel,
Iran has threatened to ramp up attacks with newer, more advanced missiles.
They're also threatening to shut down additional US planes.
They're gonna hold the Homethava.
The enemy should know that we rely on new air defense systems
built by the young, knowledgeable and proud people of this country.
Yeah, is that right?
Unveiling them one after another in the field.
We will certainly achieve full control of our country's skies and prove the humiliation
of the weak enemy to the world more than ever.
It's just so sad.
so fucking embarrassing
can you imagine being one of the third worlders watching this getting gassed up
and then getting disappointed every twenty four hours
like jesus man life for them must be awful
iranians can say what they want the realities thousands of u.s.
real worldies have flown to the skies of iran
striking military targets across the country
and overnight the
Excellence of the US military on display setting special forces in to rescue that crew member guys
Tray the excellence is an understatement
This is by far going to be one of the combat search and rescue missions of C. Sar
It will be studied for years to come in the complexity of the number of
Personnel and service members that were involved. We hear the CIA helps locate
I heard that they built an entire base overnight inside of Iran in order to get the guy back.
I don't know if that's true or not, but that's what I heard on the internet, so it's probably
true.
The forces were on the ground.
There is a sort of deception ruse to throw the Iranians off.
Talk to us a little bit about what you know about the complexity of what it took to
pull this off.
The base rush?
Yeah.
I was in a critically complex operation.
I've been speaking with Israeli officials
asking what role the Israelis played in this operation,
and they continue to just give credit to the American forces,
saying that when one pilot in the region is shot down,
it's everyone's pilot and job to rescue them.
What took place was nothing short of extraordinary.
The CIA was using deception tactics on the ground
to make the Iranians think
that they'd already located the pilot.
Remember, this second crew member
was inside of enemy territory
for almost 48 hours and the Iranians were not only actively looking for this
member on the ground but they were also offering a reward of thousands of
dollars to any Iranian civilians who could capture him and then take him into
IRGC hands. The United States knew this was taking place and so as these
Iranian forces approached this crew member where they were hiding along a
mountain ridge according to Fox's Jennifer Griffin there were strikes that
took place against the Iranians to not only ensure that these forces
couldn't reach the crew member, but also ensure that on the ground they couldn't get forces
close to this location. Remember when these pilots or crew members are ejecting from a
plane, they have the systems within them that allow them to track their location. But
they have to be very careful understanding they often just have a sidearm with them
and they're not able to defend themselves solely on the ground. But what the president
talked about last night in his post on TrueSocial was that this crew member was never alone.
United States of America including the president himself they always knew the
whole time every hour at the White House tracking the location of this crew
member and then sending in hundreds of special forces dozens of us military
planes to identify the exact location only what I'm going to rescue this US
service member you know try we were sitting on my god couch yesterday news
that this second airman was missing after the other one was rescued and where
Was there a space program?
Yeah, I forgot about that.
Yeah.
A sense of fear for him, you know, what this would do to the morale of our troops.
I mean, it was, it was Pebble, but as you said, there was a $60,000 bounty on the head.
We were worried that if, you know, he was found.
They're broke.
$60,000 should have been like six million.
Like 60 grads, nothing.
Like I honestly think about that's not like where they broke like where they run out of money. What happened?
By the Iranians that goodbye one bottle water
Yeah, they would do something to him or if he was dead that they would desecrate his body
Yeah, now this amazing rescue. I mean really on the level we thought we were impressed with the Maduro rescue
I mean this is yet enough. She calls it the Maduro rescue
You know, bro, we rescued him.
You're safe now.
You're safe now, Nicholas.
It's gonna be okay.
I'll look at all of our military and our special forces and frankly, not just of our
president but of Pete Hexeth, our war secretary who would have taken the blame had anything
gone wrong here and therefore he also deserves the credit here. Talk to me about what this
does to the war, the prospects of the war, the morale of the troops and what it looks
like moving forward now that this amazing thing happened.
Well, it's like imagine you have 13,000 bombing missions that happen to you and
you think you get one guy and you lose them. It was 13,000 to one. Now it's been reduced
back down to 13,000 to zero. It's pathetic. Really, like it's fucking pathetic. What
are you thinking?
The rescue of this crew member and the pilot on Friday will lay down in military history
books as a successful operation that displayed the power and intelligence of the US military.
When we think about what happened here, according to reports, US Special Forces landed just south
of the Iranian city of Isfahan, an area where there are many IRGC military structures
guarding not only nuclear facilities but also military sites.
The fact that U.S. Special Forces were able to land in enemy territory with hundreds of
operators on the ground and then go and retrieve their fellow U.S. service member is nothing
short of extraordinary because, again, it speaks to the intelligence behind the scenes, not
only to locate where this individual was and hiding in a ridgeline, but also to get
those Special Forces in and then safely extracted.
Now, we do understand that at least one U.S. transport plane had a malfunction on
on the ground and it was ultimately destroyed by US forces
as to make sure it didn't fall into the hands of the Iranians.
But again, when you-
What a big surprise that Delta Force
was able to outmaneuver these guys.
Can you believe that?
Bro, they're hot dropping in bot lobbies.
Look.
Wow.
Would have never expected that.
Think about the coordination of what took place.
This is an operation on a variety of levels that combines intelligence, special forces
operators and also the ability of the US military from the ground and the air to ensure that
these forces could get in and rescue this crew member and then safely get out of Iranian
territory.
As all of this was taking place, we understand the President was working in the Oval Office
along with top generals and military officials
to ensure that the operation moved forward smoothly
you speak about the secretary of war pete hexeth and others
there were contingency plans for this to take place yet by israeli officials
that that a lot of prize this didn't happen earlier just on that special
forces that were taking
a place over iranian territory and i do but again they were prepared for this
possibility
and this perfectly executed mission
allowed this u.s. service member to get out of iranian territory safely
along with the special forces that went into rescue him
this does also speak though to the air superiority of the united states over the
skies of iran no no guys no they shot one of them down
no no iran's winning now no no no no no no no you don't understand
no they shot no they didn't get the guy but they shot it down
to get hundred of u.s special forces on the ground
to conduct this operation
shows that the iranians do not have control of their skies
They still have some air defense systems and they can shoot at US planes, but again there
are thousands of sorties flying over Iran since Operation Epic Fury began.
There was this one incident, but again US special forces going in and executing the
operation just as they planned and again this will go down in the history books as
a successful US military operation to rescue not only the pilot on Friday but this crew
member overnight.
Hey Trey real quickly I just want to get you to weigh in on this.
We talked about the coordination and the collaboration between the U.S. and our partners
in Israel.
Does that continue even beyond what people are going to be hearing about with respect
to this particular rescue?
And I'm asking that because I have seen the coordination at a level that I don't think
many people understood.
Not just the high level coordination between our two sides, but also the technical and
the gradient of the tails.
Hold on to the bottom right.
Yeah.
That are happening to make sure that rescues like this could happen as well.
i mean you have to admit like i mean this is the type of stuff right
like i saw there is one image of this i'm just gonna pause it real quick and go
back to something to show you guys
is that during the uh... this is let me go and find it here this is this is a
very important piece of information okay it's gonna you'll you'll see why it's
so important
is that there have been some major or a defining moments recently there have
been
A bald eagle watches the launch of Artemis too.
See that?
That's right.
Bro, and this is like literally less than a week after that.
We have us rescuing the one pilot away
from the Islamic regime on Easter Sunday.
Jesus.
Jesus, man.
That's crazy
Absolutely, I show the senior Israeli official this morning who said I'm sure it's real
Was courageous
Leadership the official went on to say the level of coordination between air assets the precision in timing and the discipline under pressure
It stood out immediately
I asked this official about the role of Israel and they simply responded when you watch an operation like that unfold in real time
time, the distinction between their pilot and our pilot becomes less relevant.
The expectation is the same, you bring him home.
We understand that this level of coordination will continue at an extremely high level, understanding
that U.S. and Israeli pilots are flying side by side over the skies of Iran, not only
to take out the country's military leadership, but also the infrastructure that has allowed
Iran to build military base with drones and ballistic missiles and cruise missiles
that are not only threatening U.S. forces, but allies across the region.
And so, again, the success of Operation Epic Theory, you can look at it at a variety of
levels, but when you zoom out to what happened overnight, this was a display of U.S. special
forces and air excellence and their ability to control the skies of Iran, send in U.S.
special forces, and to conduct a successful operation to rescue their colleague.
Yeah, I guess so.
They did so, Trey, without a single...
isn't it a bit much that we rescued the guy rescues in a bit much uh no because it's about it's a show
force see something like this might have cost a billion dollars but it's worth it because it shows
them this is what happens and it shows everybody else in the world this is what happens
You see, it's not about the money, it's about sending a message.
And the thing is that, you do have, I mean it matters a lot, it matters a whole lot.
So yeah, I think absolutely, I mean if we had lost the guy, I didn't really think it'd
be like a horrible mass of defeat.
I mean honestly, I'm surprised they haven't shot down more of our guys.
Like holy shit.
I mean really 13,000 and you haven't even shot down and killed one holy that's awful think about how bad that is
So yeah, I mean no, there's a big part of me like I'm surprised they haven't got more of them
So but no, I think that definitely it matters in that way
It matters tremendously
Casualty, yeah, that is we're all those different troops. Yeah, let me just move it forward a tad bit though and ask you if you have any sense
We are now 24 hours away from the president's deadline or the wise Iran has been told they will face total obliteration
There you know negotiations about Iran coming to the table. Do we have any sense?
I think about like also after this thing about like a second order effect. That's I said before bro
You're sitting there
You are holed up in a little foxhole that you've dug out with like your broken shovel
that was made it back whenever it was the USSR and
The shovel is halfway fucked up and you know your your Dmitry your Vladimir and you're sitting and you're fighting against
Dmitry or Vladimir
In Ukraine and and you're watching Putin call down airstrikes on your own fucking guys
So we can recapture the same
rubble that he's recaptured four times in the last four years into your three-day special
operation, then you see the fucking America comes into Iran, blows them the fuck up, builds
an entire base overnight, rescues one singular guy, doesn't lose anybody, meanwhile there's
lawnmowers flying all around you and you're fucking terrified it's cold by the
way you're hungry and you can't fucking sleep and this is like that there's no
end right there's no like oh where are you gonna go nowhere so yeah that that's
and that matters it does and I bet they're seeing this I do I bet they're
You're seeing this sounds like anti-Russia, Russia cope, not going to lie.
Okay.
I really, I really want you to explain to me.
What do you think they think?
Really?
What do you think that they think?
Like you're, you're, you're, you're sitting there hiding in a hole, etc.
you're looking at this on your smartphone and you see America spends this many resources
to get one guy. Meanwhile, Putin sent you out with a broken shovel and a defective AK-47.
Well, how do you think, how do you think you're gonna feel about that?
Like, I mean, I think their military is going bigly and we get fake news about this,
so the morale would be pretty good in this case
i don't think that the guys that are over there that's stupid i don't think so i
think that the guys in russia
they know probably what's going on and
they are i i'd know i think they have the internet i do i mean if they don't
have the internet the wise counter strike the most popular game on steam
look i mean they obviously have the fucking internet
so the thing is that yeah i think that they are seeing this i think they
are and i think it's massive like it's the second order of fact propaganda
it is
and uh... that's it uh... brain that shatter think about it
they make fake reports to keep face yeah but you really think the people
believe that
but no they don't believe that
no i mean like it is rush is not a totally locked down country
that is not
share thoughts and person people in front side on either side true i mean
you're right
but i don't have any animosity is a result of those russian soldiers right
i don't
like i mean obviously got me if you create blows them up like that's what
happens right i mean it's a fucking war
but you know they they probably don't want to go there they probably don't want
to be there they get forced into the war i get it understand yeah i don't hate
them like it is what it is
there's a lot of people they can scripted
yeah i mean it sucks
so i mean it's the bad situation
mission it may impact negotiations as the clock ticks and the president's
deadline tomorrow
What's remarkable is that more than a month into Operation Epic Fury, Iranian officials
still don't appear to be taking President Trump at his word, despite the fact that every
time he says he's going to do something, he doesn't.
And given the opportunity for diplomatic de-escalation, the Iranians just are not taking the olive
branch that the president is giving them.
They didn't take it before Operation Epic Fury began, and it doesn't appear that
they're taking it now.
Despite the reports that they're willing to engage in negotiation.
I think that one of the reasons why they're not taking a diplomatic off-ramp is because
they can't.
Because I guarantee you that one of the circumstances to that diplomatic off-ramp is them not killing
their own civilians.
And I don't think that they can keep control if they don't kill their own civilians.
Like they basically have to keep killing their own civilians and their own people.
And if they can't kill their own people, it's untenable for them to control anything.
They are still launching drones and missiles.
And so basically, like they're between a rock and a hard place.
Either we take diplomatic, we basically, we take diplomatic solution and then our own
people overrun us and kill us and hold us accountable.
Or we don't do that and we get blown up.
You literally are going to die one way or another.
Did I say a rock?
I don't know like I meant to say Ron, but anyway, yeah, there's no negotiate. You see what I'm saying, right?
Like we're like there's no way that they can get out of this
Their best bet is just to concede and beg for mercy. I would agree with that. I think so. Oh
a rock I see
well
Yeah, kind of actually, you know, yeah, that's yeah, true. I didn't think about that. You're right
Yeah rocks right next to him. Yeah regional golf countries like Kuwait overnight and also ballistic missile Israel just a few minutes ago targeting the southern city of
Behrsheva and so the president appears very serious in his willingness to target Iran's energy infrastructure and power grids
Given the fact that the Iranians are not
Deescalating their attacks across the region and if these special forces were not successful in their operation overnight
Iranian forces were trying to capture this US pilot after the plane was shot down in
in southwestern Iran. And so at this point the Iranians do not appear to be serious at the negotiating table.
No. I think that's the only reason that's the only way that I can make sense out of it.
It is. If that's the only way I can make sense out of it. It's that they know that their position
is on a razor's edge and they're trying desperately to hopefully, like I think that they want to
be defiant for as long as possible. Can you please change the amdus Christ? It's extremely
me disrespectful that's the name of the game the name of the game is literally
called I am Jesus Christ so if you don't like that you can go and and and get
upset about them that's literally the name I didn't make the name that way I
would have called it something else personally like I don't like the name
of it like I don't I think it's a stupid name so yeah it's not getting
changed why would I tell you would be inaccurate because I want people to
know what game I'm going to play. So anyway, what is this here? The no man calm down he
cleared it up. Yeah, yeah, for sure. And people thought that you were claiming to be
Jesus. I can. That's crazy. And anyway, so I think that what Iran like their win condition
is to be defiant for long enough that Trump loses enough political capital in the war
that he has to leave Iran and declare a partial victory without getting concessions
from the Iranian IRGC. That's the only win condition that they realistically have. There
is no diplomatic off-ramp. There is no surrender, I don't think, I think, because then they'll
just be mercilessly killed by their own people too. That is the only way that they can win.
Like, I'm just thinking this out.
I think that's really what it is.
It's all about pullout game?
Yeah, exactly.
surrender is against their fanatic beliefs, they wouldn't even if they could. I disagree
with you. I think that those fanatic beliefs will go away the moment that that like, I mean,
again, a lot of people vastly overestimate zealotry and ideology. 99.99999% of people
do not want to die for an ideology that will consume them their entire family
their entire world and everything around them that they care about
most people don't want to die for that now are there some that are out there
that do yeah of course but there aren't that many of them and if i had to guess i
think a lot of them we already wiped out so the majority of them
most people make decisions that are pragmatic
Now, they might wrap that pragmatism in an ideological cloth, but fundamentally, it is pragmatism.
And I think that's the situation that they're in.
Let me go and I'll look at this here.
So somebody told me, this is Max Afterburner.
Is this the guy that made the video about this?
Well, I don't know about this.
And yeah, this is fucking insane.
And I'll have to look at this in a minute.
And prime example is the leader of Syria, who used to be al-Qaeda.
yeah exactly like i mean
the there are a lot of those people that are more than willing to be reasonable
to you know understand things to to get along
to be more western or to you know not be more western based off of incentive
sorry response to my friend i did see so
but my rent so i've been called again uh... and
so john dole and as been called or owned by jews shake my fucking head
why are right wing commentators such fucking pussies man
and i just
free-split
what can i say i mean what do you say to something like that right
i mean it's just really yeah as my goldstein i guess so
and uh... i think it's fucking funny but i had i saw this never had uh...
it somebody made this i thought it was really funny
and uh... was that taken the red fits you i guess it does
and uh... anyway what's the difference i don't know i mean again i don't think
that you know accusations like that should be to i i don't really take it
that seriously i think it's funny right
but um... anyway i will look at a few more
a desperate and panicked ronnie and regime just dropped the latest lie they
found a quote u.s. soldiers skull
in the wreckage and foreigners are spreading it like wildfire
again and that's another one you're gonna have so many of these people to
israeli commando units participated in the rescue of the american pilot
yeah i mean it's appreciated that's great
and uh... prince
prince general mocked as u.s. pulls off high-risk iran rescue
the funny thing is that for i think that for the american military
it probably wasn't as high-risk as you would imagine
and uh... what is this is pathetic or quality for explaining what is this
i can find this
i do want to ask you here we are in the midst of the midterms you're
someone who's been quite
outspoken. You have made several appearances on a show hosted by socialist commentator Hassan
Piker. Some of your fellow Democrats, though, have raised alarms about his views. Here are two
members of a left-leaning think tank. This is how they put it. They wrote, quote,
no left-wing agitator is more influential and extreme than Twitch streamer Hassan Piker.
He's referred to ultra-orthodox Jews as inbred, employed anti-Semitic dog whistles,
bloodthirsty violent pig dog against an anti-Hamas viewer of his stream
compared liberal Zionists to liberal Nazis and said Hamas is a thousand times better
than the Israeli state. Now Hassan Piper says some of his comments have been
taken out of context but he largely stands by them. Do you have any regrets about appearing on his show?
None and I would go again. I do want to ask you here we are. Thank God. Thank God. Like again
This is even though like I'm not really like I'm ideologically aligned with Rokon on a number of things but not everything
At the end of the day
I don't want to have two guys having a conversation
get
fucking
Hint packed by a bunch of mainstream media
Karen's and told who you're allowed to and not allowed to talk to
Okay, like I don't want to have this happen
Like, yeah, bro, this should be the default standard opinion.
And also his streaming did with Hassan was really good.
I watched it.
So anybody complain, he came on to talk about the Epstein files.
He didn't come on to talk about all this other bullshit.
Didn't have anything to do with it.
They talked about Israel for like two minutes.
So it's just bullshit.
It's left this move, cut off communication.
That's it, man.
And again, like, and I do think that this is a, like, I don't view this as
even going back on what I say about, like, always try to do whatever you can to an opponent,
because I view people like this meet the press. I view them as a larger ideological enemy
than somebody like Ro Khanna, who is just basically a, you know, just kind of like
a woke Democrat, right? Because people like this, not only do they have the same policies,
but they also want to add in their authoritarianism, their pseudo-governmental authoritarianism
on top of that and uh... yeah easy
very very fucking easy
and uh... the leftist period testing their side yeah i think it's ridiculous
truly the son tried to be a little bit israel he didn't want to do a little
bit but that was about it right not even go by association it's guilt by
getting your time yet ridiculous
and uh... definitely right answer hundred fucking percent
and so uh... we're strike the yeah it's it's ridiculous that by every
statement that trump is made a river right exactly it's fucking ridiculous
we need to stop with gotcha politics is that a hundred fucking percent man
and again it is
at the end of the day i would rather be ruled by uh... this might sound crazy
right but i'll be honest about this
i would rather be ruled by a masculine group of people that are
authentic fair and genuine
then a bunch of carons that want to government but but to govern by
consensus and by people that they agree with i would rather be governed
by that
and uh... that's it rose a bull shitter exactly but rather be i'd rather be
around the bull shitter than a care in
that's the way i feel about it
who wouldn't yet definitely
and so anyway rocon is using your values against you
no it's a different thing it's it's a larger issue uh... it and again like i
already explained it if people don't understand what i'm saying that i don't
know what to tell you
but anyway let me go back and uh... and find this and that's the reason why
i think i think there's nothing wrong with having the flint as on
there's nothing wrong with having uh... a son on
there's nothing wrong with having any of these people on and if any council of
Karen starts trying to hand pack you for doing it
i'll be out there to defend it because i view them as an ideological a larger
ideological enemy
charlie kirk was guessed on gavin is some show people praise them for that
yeah that's how it should be
what you take on trumps truth social post today
uh... well i mean it's actually pretty simple and uh... did you are did
you forget about the uh... so you've been spamming the entire time
You've been in chat talking the entire time.
What's wrong?
What's wrong?
I forgot this.
What, why would I forget about the Epstein Files?
I, what do you think that I forgot about him?
I'm just confused.
I, what, what's going on?
Because you've been, you've been in chat for a while.
You've been, you've been typing for a while.
So, what's going on with this?
You're having a bit of a situation.
That's not even a current topic.
It has nothing to do with the current topic either.
It's totally irrelevant.
It has nothing to do with this at all.
So what is this?
I mean, you've been tapping out a whole lot.
What's going on with this?
It absolutely it does.
What is it?
what are you upset about like i don't understand like is you get bad right
like what why you upset
i'm kinda curious
so many in chat skills that can we just ban the retard yeah
yeah we're just bad i'm not even worried about it yeah let's not even think
about it at all
and uh... you're right and why are we even wasting our time thinking about
this
and uh... pay attention what mr beast is doing right now god
and uh... u.s. outsmarts are on while what a surprise they were able to help
outplay iran
nobody could have guessed that
and uh... if you take some of the name was this
segment most narcissistic belief actually i really believe that i
deserve a higher class of enemy because all of my all of my pops all
my haters are just like literally retarded
or third world is which
i read but i repeat myself
that's like my most
Oh man, I love to hear that, yep.
I repeat myself, that's right.
And I love it.
And using your vocabulary, it's not my vocabulary,
it's just the truth, okay?
America once attacked here in Tabas, remember?
They wet themselves, turned back and left.
So wait a minute.
You're trying to re, wait.
They're actually using Khomeini's account, oh Jesus.
It wasn't even one of them.
And now it's multiple ones.
Oh my God.
Jesus, how embarrassing.
What is this?
What does this retarded bitch want?
There were no regular.
Is that if you go back before the 20th century,
there were no income taxes.
There were no regulations on business.
You could earn as much money as you want,
leave 100% of it to your children with no taxes.
That's the world they want back.
And to get it back, they need society to change.
They need people to be less modern.
They need people to want fewer things.
Well, yeah.
I mean, obviously you'd want to give your stuff to your kids.
I mean, yeah, I mean, it kind of makes sense.
I mean, sure.
And also, wouldn't you want to have no income tax?
See, people like her, this is the reality, right,
is that they need to have these, like basically,
her entire ideology and the people
that she's trying to support need to be basically
kept in daycare by the people
that are actually running society.
They do.
and basically we need to pay our taxes so we can fund their degenerate brain
dead lifestyles because if you look at the way that the taxes go these people
if they weren't receiving like bunches of money from tax revenue they wouldn't
be alive they'd starve so the only reason why they're able to live in
america is because all these social systems keep them alive and i have no
problem with that. But what I do have a problem with is when you have people that bring in
foreign ideas, foreign ethnicities, and foreign, not even ethnicities, but it's cultures that
come in and they do this, and then they want to be funded by Americans. Fuck no, absolutely
not. And then they complain about it. Yeah. And so that's the reason why if, and all
you need to do, by the way, if you don't believe what I'm saying, what you need
to do is you need to look this up and look at where the taxes come from and
who they go to and you're gonna see exactly the reason why they want that
it's because they can't survive without it that's it and we're not the same
absolutely not and simplify it please they want to get your money they want
to get your money because they can't live without it and oh here we go
Oh, there's 25 of them. The 25th Amendment exists for a reason.
Oh, God, is it deranged when we take a national security threat for the rest of the world?
Again, these people will always fall off on the side of running defense for Islamic terrorism.
That's it. And let me scroll back down and find a few more of these here, too.
The Metropolitan Police would probably arrest Winston Churchill if he was alive for hate speech.
That's probably true. And anyway, I will look at this and see what the actual, like, breakdown for
like breakdown for how this happened was apparently people said this is a really good video that explains everything
We got him on April 5th, 2026 day 37 of operation epic fury
US special forces rescued the second crew member of the F-15E fighter jet that was shot down over
Saturday's operation was conducted by a specialized commando unit with a high volume of air cover the US forces
unleashed a hail of heavy fire is crazy that like I see this and I get triggered
because I played Black Desert and people have like this this ghillie suit thing
it was most annoying fucking unit like a buff in the game so fuck it and that all
of the forces are now I hate seeing the wrong this wasn't just some easy pick
up though this happened right now we rugged Zagros Mountains in
Southwestern Iran in the Chabahar and Bakhtari province near to shot we're
We're talking steep, jagged ridgelines topping over 7,000 feet, deep rocky valleys, loose
shale slopes and unforgiving high altitude terrain.
That's perfect for hiding, but absolutely hell for moving fast, especially when you're
injured and being hunted by the IRGC.
This video will recount the actual rescue operation of the F-15E Wizzow.
And President Trump posted this.
He said we got him.
My fellow Americans over the past several hours the United States military pulled off
one of the most daring search and rescue operations in US history for one of our incredible crew
member officers who also happens to be a highly respected criminal and who I am thrilled
to let you know is now safe and sound.
This brave warrior was behind enemy lines in treacherous mountains of Iran being hunted
down by our enemies who were getting closer and closer by the hour but he was never
truly alone because of his commander in chief secretary of war chairman of the joint chiefs
of staff and fellow warfighters monitoring his location 24 hours a day and diligently planning
for his rescue but the IRGC wanted to get him first the islamic revolutionary guard corps was
searching the entire area including using their elite units and local militias they see the elite
Units
Wow
Swarmed the black mountain area with everything they had
Villagers were even offered big cash rewards by Tehran to join the hunt and turn in the American for a major
Propaganda win for Iran. Oh, yeah answered the call with overwhelming force elite special operations teams including Air Force
Special Warfare para-rescumen, the legendary PJs so that others may live as their motto,
and Naval Special Warfare Development Group Operators on the ground as well.
Integrated team of Special Operators making it happen.
Likely Delta Force could have been involved, Army Rangers, Green Berets, and then backed
by the 160th Special Operations Aviation Regiment also known as the Night Stalkers.
They fly the MH6, the AH6 Little Birds for lightning fast
insertions, fire support, HH60W Jolly Green Helicopters
for heavy combat rescue airlift and A10 Thunderbolt 2s.
Overhead for brutal close air support.
And this video right here is said
to be the actual final firefight.
This is a final scene with likely A10s rolling in,
striking down some of these combatants
that are trying to get to the F-15 Iwizzo before US forces.
Yeah, apparently, I don't know if he's
going to show this video or not, but they
were running around screaming.
They've killed us, like, oh my god.
Like, they're counting the amount of people they had killed.
Oh yeah, they totally got fucking annihilated.
Ass in firefight took place.
Why don't they show video in the operation?
Because they don't want to show their tactics.
I think the NQ-9 Reapers, this report just came in.
US MQ-9 Reaper drones protected the rescued F-15E crew member by striking Iranian military
H-Mails, believed to be a threat who got within three kilometers of the airmen.
A person familiar with the operation pulled Air and Space Forces magazine this exact
quote.
MC-130J Commando II transports slipped into austere strips deep behind enemy lines, and
likely even F-15E fighters going out to protect their member of their squadron plus
A10s, F-35s, other birds up ahead providing air cover and jamming Iranian systems and signals
and communications from Tehran to the IRGC.
And President Trump also said this.
He said, we have rescued the seriously wounded and really brave F-15 crew member officer
from deep inside the mountains of Iran.
The Iranian military was looking hard in big numbers and getting close.
He is a highly respected colonel.
This type of raid is seldom attempted because of the danger to man and equipment.
doesn't happen. The second raid came after the first one where we rescued the pilot in
broad daylight also unusual. Spending several hours over Iran, an amazing show of bravery
and talent by all. This was one of the most daring search and rescue operations in US
history and it reminds the world that the US will never leave an American warfighter
behind no Americans were killed in the operation the whistle injured but safe and US forces proved total
Dominance today. We're walking through every fact that we know and the full story
Yeah, I want to go to rescue operation culminated in the safe rescue of this weapons systems operator
But it did culminate in one of the biggest firefights during a rescue operation in US history
And this going down is going to change everything. There was a massive firefight and we didn't lose anybody
Honestly, I'm starting to believe that like, you know, that stuff that like Palmer lucky
brings to show Joe Rogan, though like, you know, the helmets that can see through walls
and shit, I'm starting to think that that's not the best stuff that we have.
Yeah, I'm starting to just, uh, maybe, you know what, I think there's probably something
that's beyond that.
about US special operations versus Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps.
So it all started April 3rd, 2026 when the F-15 E-Trike Eagle was taken down by Iranian
fire over the Zagros Mountains near Dishat.
Wreckage photosurface fast as Iranian forces claimed the kill of the shoot down.
Both the pilot and the highly respected colonel ejected safely, but they were separated
on the ground.
They ejected at altitude so the winds can change the trajectory of those parachutes.
They could land a mile or two away.
The pilot was rescued the next day in an initial C-SAR push, but the HH-60W Jolly Green Helicopters
that got the pilot took incoming fire and were damaged.
They shot at you.
Did you see them or not?
Yeah, they're shooting AK-47s.
All those helicopters were wounded, but they made it back to base safely.
US officials stayed quiet on the second rescue to protect the Colonel while he was evading.
Meanwhile, IRGC units behind the scenes and locals around the Black Mountain were actively
hunting the Colonel with bounties on his head of $60,000 US dollars, turning the entire
They're so gross though.
60,000?
I've gotten sponsorships to play video games for less than that.
I mean really, it's pathetic.
For more than that, I mean.
Like really, what are we talking about?
60 grand.
It's including CIA assets kept constant eyes on the Colonel's
weapons system officer the whole time.
But the Colonel's solo survival story and those brutal
mountains is even more incredible than what you can imagine.
Let's step into the colonel's boots.
This part is pure inspiration and it shows why seer survival evasion resistance escape
training is worth every second and every penny that the US military spends on it.
After rejecting the colonel hits the rocky ground heart, sustains injuries but instantly
switches into full evasion mode.
He moves away from the burning wreckage as quickly as possible using the steep terrain
to break line of sight with IRGC search parties.
He climbs through those jagged 7,000 foot ridgelines under the cover of darkness, choosing rocky
crevices and shale slopes that make tracking difficult for ground teams or dogs.
It's open areas and villages this movie
When it comes out in like five years
It's gonna be fucking insane
Can you imagine it?
All this with a broken ankle
So he was climbing up a mountain with his gear on evading the IRGC after crashing his fighter jet
And he had a broken ankle too. Oh
my god
The best he can, staying high where patrols are less likely to move fast and capture him.
From his perspective, it probably went something like this.
The cold mountain air cut deep, ankle or leg throbbing from the landing, the seer kicks
in immediately, ditch the shoe at anything that could reflect light or make noise, then
start moving uphill, away from the crash site, slow, deliberate, using every shadow
and ridge line to stay hidden.
And a good crevice settle in and activate the Combat Survivor Evader Locator Beacon.
No long voice calls that enemies could triangulate, just short encrypted data bursts via satellite
that frequency hop and look just like noise to the enemy.
Send preloaded messages, injured but mobile, enemy active nearby, request extraction
window ASAP.
That Combat Survival Radio, that's the silent lifeline.
Going built and ejection proof, it keeps Centcom updated in real time without compromising
the colonel's position.
So here's what the colonel likely did, rationed his water, ate some of the emergency food,
got to keep the energy levels high so you can stay mobile and keep moving fast to stay
away from those IRGC patrols.
I'm surprised that he even moved at all.
If that was me, I'm not trained at all.
What I would do is I would just get pretty far away and then I would just bury myself
in the fucking dirt, bro.
I would just say, you know what, hope they get me.
Right? I mean, I don't know, like, you'd be dead, I guess.
Right? I haven't gone through a training.
Like, yeah, like, yeah, I don't know what I would do.
Sodom style? Yeah, well, that didn't work for him.
You have to breathe.
Well, I mean, I would, I have my head,
a little bit of my head out, right?
So we need to stay motionless for hours.
When you hear those IRGC vehicles or voices
echoing up from the valleys below,
then to relocate, only when it's safe,
Climb higher or shift to new cover to throw off the search.
Downy hunters, malicious IRGC special ops
are out there trying to get you.
Drones, possibly scanning.
Imagine you have the entire fucking military, everybody.
I mean, because you gotta know that the Iranian military
getting this guy is like their top priority.
Like, this is the main thing that they care about.
They're investing everything that they possibly can
into getting this.
Yeah, you've got five stars, bro.
Mike, they're sending in everything after you
and they don't get them.
That's bad.
Ridges, but trust your training,
the seer, the deception operations
that are going on behind the scenes
to feed the enemy information
that you've already been extracted.
Nearly 48 hours of pure discipline.
Minimal movement my day, careful navigation by night,
conserving energy while your body fights the pain
and the cold.
But this Colonel knew he was never truly alone.
The president, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Secretary of War, and other warfighters
from his unit and from Special Operations Forces are out there, ready to scoop him up when the
time is right.
As soon as the whistle confirmed that he was alive, through the different techniques
and tactics that you use for seer, CENTCOM went into full go mode.
Presidential Task Force spins up a massive Joint Special Operations Unit to go in and
get the Colonel.
It's crazy that they did all this in like two days, too
And you know, what's really funny is that while they were doing all this over the two days
There were a bunch of like weirdos on the internet that were like having their latest hysteria fit about
fantasizing about Donald Trump actually being dead while simultaneously they were like rescuing a guy inside of Iran
It's just like
Oh my god.
It's lightning fast, but razor sharp, intelligence briefs on IRGC movements, rehearsals on similar
mountainous terrain at forward bases and contingency plans for everything from sand traps to heavy
contact to IEDs in provides explosive devices.
On the ground you had Air Force Special Warfare Pararescumen, the PJs that live by the
motto so that others may live, teamed up with Navy SEALs, elite commandos from Delta
of force and also green berets. In the air, the 160th store Night Stalkers brought the
MH6's, those little birds. Also, you have HC-130J combatant, and MC-130J Commando II transports
that can land on rough strips deep in enemy territory and get everybody out. Reports
are saying, and also this video right here from inside of Iran is a sighting of a C295W
the secretive air force special operations commands for 27th special operation squadron
flying at low altitude over Iran during the operation.
This is a rare glimpse of the- I would be so scared bro like if I was over there and I
saw any of those airplanes, I would be fucking gone.
I would be like, uh-huh, uh-huh, nope, nope, not for me.
Highly specialized platform supporting deep penetration missions and then overhead
810 fighters, with their Gau 8 cannons, MQ-9 Reaper drones for eyes in the sky, plus surveillance
and electronic warfare aircraft jamming Iranian radars and comms.
This was years of training and investment coming together in real time, but none of
that prep would have mattered without the intense close quarter battle that erupted once
the teams hit the ground.
Under the cover of darkness...
See, that was crazy to me, the fact that they had a massive firefight and they
They didn't lose anybody is probably the biggest surprise because that's the same thing that
happened with Maduro too.
And you would expect that the Iranians would be more organized and more like better trained
than you know, I guess Maduro's guys, but I don't think it really mattered.
Late on April 4th, stretching into the early morning hours of April 5th, 2026, the rescue
package went in deep straight into contested territory south of Istafan near missile
bases, nuclear sites and Iranian assets, night stalker helicopters inserted the special operations
ground teams near the whizzo's hide site in the mountains around it bashed in Black Mountain.
Reapers and strike aircraft provided overwatch while the team linked up with the colonel
in his hiding spot, stabilized him right there and started moving him out.
But that's when Iranian forces, who had been hunting them relentlessly, closed
as they are on the extraction site, triggering a massive fire fight.
U.S. Special Operations unleashed a high volume of heavy suppressive fire fighting with everything they had so that others may live also
I wonder if they're gonna sh I bet they won't I do I don't think that we're gonna get anything sweet
But we might get like one or two from Iran's point of view
Like what is it even like whenever you're fighting these guys?
Because like I don't even know like cuz I bet they probably have they probably use the same tech that they used with
Maduro, right? And so I wonder if anything would even work.
A 10 seat Thunderbolt up overhead rolled in with devastating close air support,
while little birds added rockets and many gunfire.
It was fierce and close quarters.
And there's rumors of burned out little bird wrecks at the crash site,
showing exactly how hot the engagement got in the Dadaj area.
This is one of the deepest penetrations into defended Iranian
territory in modern times.
Iranian forces are trying to stop the rescue, but warriors from the USA held the line.
They protected the Colonel and kept the fight under control.
I also think that like what I'm happy about with this is that it totally gets rid of that entire narrative
that the Iranian military was like really well trained and they were totally ready for the United States to send in their troops.
Okay.
Well, that didn't work.
Yeah.
After that firefight, the investigation brought its own edge of your seat drama.
The rescue force now with the freed colonel rendezvoused at the remote austere Ford airfield
and Ford arming refueling point just south of East Defarne.
Multiple MC-130J commando to transport landed inside enemy territory to pull everyone out.
But two of the MC-130Js got bogged down in the soft sand wheels sinking in with
no safe way out.
Iranian forces closing in there was zero time to waste US special operations teams
Rigged demolition to our destruction destroyed the aircraft in place setting them ablaze to deny Iran any technology massive
Rackage or propaganda when I did black smoke rose from the hulks and burned out
We'll be able to also look at the site after their critical role in the fight the call went out right away
Three replacement aircraft came in maybe those 295 W's loaded the entire force
including the stabilized colonel and ex-filtrated everyone safely out of Iran and back to friendly airspace mission complete
No loose ends left behind proving once again why America's military is the greatest fighting force the world has ever seen
So from the colonel solo, I knew they were good, right, but like I'm gonna be real like after that Maduro thing
Like I I was like what the fuck bro, especially whenever they had that interview with the guy
where he was just like, yeah, everybody just started bleeding and they stood it. Everybody just died.
I was like, what the fuck, man? The perspective of those brutal Zagros mountains to the intense
firefight and gritty ex-build. This operation showcases exactly what makes the U.S. military
unmatched. Elite teams executing their operations under fire, world-class aircraft and systems
delivering results and that Ironclad American commitment to never leave a warfighter behind.
The WIZO sustained injuries but is now safe and friendly territory. So hats off to the rescue
teams so proud of all the special operations forces and the special aviation units that made this
happen as well as the fighter pilots that were up overhead protecting this whole operation,
the drone operators that were the eyes in the sky protecting this weapon systems operator.
My hat goes off to all these exceptional warriors that were involved in this operation
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This is Ryan also known as max afterburner is not enough man. That was a good fucking video. Holy shit, and
Wow, goddamn like yeah, how people see stuff like this and hate their own country
Because it because they're losers. That's why I mean yeah, there's losers
It's pretty obvious and their fat probably too is a lot of them
They're fat and so it's like what do you expect? No, it's what a what a great video like by the way this guy
I've never watched one of his videos before max afterburner
Yeah, I'm gonna subscribe and give him a sub man. This guy really knows how to he knows how to lay it out
I like him a lot. That was fucking badass. God damn and oh apparently. He's a pilot too. Oh
holy shit
So he actually a former f16 thunder. Oh fuck
So yeah, bro. He knows we got you did it. Damn. How about that? Oh, we fuck
I'm gonna link it to you guys again. Yeah, I give the guy a sub and that guy's great
And let's see. Here's a fighter pilot. Yeah, I had no fucking idea about that
I didn't know at all you see you're in meet Canyon. I heard about it
I did I heard about it. I'll have to look at it in a little while
I'll have to look at it today, but we will look at it. Absolutely and
Let me go and fight so we have another we have another one
So Iran took an L militarily, but the US military is literally running out of missiles faster than it can make them
Why do you think that
Why do you think this I mean do you really think that they haven't planned to have missiles
Yeah, like let me let me let me understand this has his work
Like get him no, no, it's all right. It's all right guys
Well, dumb ass just delete him. No, no, I think it'll be a good, this will be a good
understanding, a good way to look at what's really going on, right? Is that, like, yeah,
I want to see this and get to the bottom of it. See this, yeah, and again, guys,
this is the reason why we spend a trillion dollars on the military, you know? Because
Imagine if we spend all that money and we couldn't get this shit done. I mean, I want my fucking money back
So would we have anybody that's really saying this?
Is it or is it just the same person saying the same thing that like, you know, like all I heard it from somebody that told me
This or some other variation
Let's wait and find out here. We go
Didn't say a single thing
So there's not a single argument. So you had no problem typing and arguing for a while.
What's your defense against people saying you're owned by the Jews? Again, I don't engage
with and indulge, oh, because the U.S. fired so many missiles they literally can't restock
fast enough. CISIS. What is CSIS? I don't even know what this is. Center for Strategic
International. It's a non-profit policy research organization. What are you going to listen
to them? What the fuck do they know? And Iran's going to close the straight up from
moves that's costing global economy billions every day. They're losing a battle but winning
the war of attrition. The U.S. has no exit strategy. Well, there's an obvious exit
strategy you just kill them
like i mean that's what they're doing every day right i mean like i don't know
how this is complicated i feel like it's pretty obvious that's the strategy
that's clearly what the goal is you just blow them up
but what do you mean there's no exit strategy
but what do you mean and also like i mean really
did you actually think that iran is going to be able to fight you you're
literally getting leaders that are just bitter that they're they're in power
for 24 hours before they're killed. I mean, do you really think this can go on infinitely?
It obviously can. They don't know what running out means. Yeah, they're just gonna like they'll
probably just use different missiles then. I mean, do you really think that they haven't
and here's here's a real question. Do you honestly think that the military didn't plan
for this? Do you really think that they just were like, wow, wait a minute. Oh,
Oh, oh, they're attacking the boats now.
I mean, really, that they didn't plan for this
or think about it at all.
I don't get it.
I'll wait for a moment.
Kill them all is what they said about Afghanistan, Iraq,
though they didn't, though, that's the problem.
That wasn't the goal.
That's the entire issue is that it wasn't.
And also Afghanistan and Iraq were being funded by Iran.
Iran's not being funded by fucking anybody.
Not really.
I mean, Russia might be trying to help them out a little bit,
but not really.
That's why they had not planned for this.
If they had, they would have had the Marines ready
to go weeks ago.
Dude, the thing is, Iran doing the most obvious thing
that they could possibly do, there's no way
they had any idea was gonna happen.
Yeah, no exit.
Yeah, it's just crazy for me to see this.
guys like again I don't know if this is a coping third world or not but the entire
like the entire ideology and everything that you guys are like have built around
and you've imagined it is a complete fiction it is a total fiction and there's
no parody there's no negotiation there's no consequence to like you guys
is crashing out. It's not going to make a difference, man. And again, it's another
turn. Why ban them? Well, I just don't want to read his messages because they're
stupid. I mean, I just don't want to read them. And why have somebody else in
there that's listening to that? And it's also another like, well, you're
controlled by the Jews. What do you say about that? I mean, that's a third
worlder. It is. It's a third worlder. And what are you going to do wasting
your time listening to what a third worlder thinks? Really? Why would you
even like this i don't know about you guys but like
as i said like i don't even value their opinions like a hundred to one
like i don't it's like it is is almost like it doesn't exist
it is right and uh... that's that's the way i see it
i was replying to that idiot i'm sorry i didn't mean to be rude to you
and uh... what the fuck you said i fucking ubermench
what i mean you really think that do you really think that you uh... you
really think that your voice should have the same value as some like
inbred fucking pvp server retard
you really think that it doesn't even know what a computer is
but you really think you really think that like you should have the same like
you really think that that's the same thing like it's not everybody knows it's
not
so there it is
and uh... pull me up i'm ready
and uh... suicide but they got me come on you really think that nobody ever
thinks that
iran defusing to accept trumps term ceasefire proposal reminds me of why
i hate the regime so much if they don't accept a deal soon
they will destroy their own country
true
that's right he's right
while cops it doesn't disguise the anandi of your comments iran is winning
all man
iran is waiting for all my god
uh... not terms dictated by somebody started this war concluded it was a
mistake and trying to bully himself out of the mess. Iran survived so far. It will survive
whatever Trump throws at them. Okay. All right. Well, luckily, again, it's just there are so many
third worlders on social media that it's actually funny. It is hilarious. And what's winning to
you? Well, I mean, like I have my ideal outcome, but winning is just them accomplishing what
their directives were, right? I mean like getting rid of the IRGC's military capabilities, stopping
them from getting a nuke, and then opening the Strait of Formuse, basically, right? I mean that
seems like that's clearly the military goal, and that's what they've said ever since the first day.
I mean this isn't like a big surprise, it's not a secret. This is what it's been for the entire
time. Reach over to Streisand. Oh yeah, there's plenty of them. And remember when the Eastern
and Bunny took Joe Biden out. Wait, what? What do you mean it took Joe Biden? What is this? Funny
as present. What did what have even happened here? Let me see. I pulled this up. And Hurting China,
its allies is also the goal. Yeah, I mean, I think that's definitely another like a secondary goal,
for sure. You're right about that. You see the first Iranian city has fallen, search Ativan.
Let me search this on the second monitor before I look at it on the main monitor.
And I will look at it
No, I'm not seeing it. Oh wait. Oh wow. Oh my god
Okay
Well, we don't know whether some of this is true or not. Oops. That's not the right one
I was looking for let me search it on this one instead. There we go
So I asked a Biden question he struggled with it and the bunny came to save him
Yeah, that sounds about right. The Iranian regime loses its first city to its own citizens
We don't know whether this is true or not and it's important to keep in mind that a lot of these things are hard to date them
But sources say it's an old video. I don't know if it is or not. I really don't know
But in Iran protesters receive at a band city it appears that the local police have discarded their weapons and sided with the people
Let me see this I
Mean I did I watched a lot of this footage and I've never seen this video before
It's all this in January I'm from Iran
So there's somebody saying it's all somebody else saying that like first run and see to fall into the American people
What is this year if I can find it? Well, it hasn't been confirmed yet, right?
Oh, wait a second video of the report is not current. Okay, the original video. Ooh, big day.
January 6th. Okay, so that was another piece of fake news. That was again once again fake news
There's been a lot of it and that's even more and again guys
That's the reason why I tried to check and make sure and that's really it
It's a fucking retard stop telling me to ask me to debate this retard, okay?
He's a fucking nobody.
He's been begging to fucking talk to me and debate me for a minute.
He's fucking garbage.
He's a retarded Jew nobody gives a fuck all right I've debated more fucking dumbass
Zionists and anybody else
Yeah, Nick is a retard
Okay
He's a stupid fucking retarded Zionist Jill dumb fuck pro Israel. Uh-huh idiot
Okay, I'm gonna debate the next user next week. Okay, some real competition
They got my sneak oh, I don't fucking you oh boy the better thing am I sneak oh motherfucker
it was a debate or shut the fuck up
retarded as a chet man
holy shit
man
you're gonna stop i didn't want to be able to go so i don't fucking know
uh...
conda
with the five uh... gift appreciate you
uh... god walking retards always ask me to be this retarded uh... working
guys release a fucking nobody
okay
Like I've debated people that are way smarter and better debaters than him dude like I debated that
Okay, well, he's way better than him like why the fuck well either way I've seen this nick
But I watched part of his debate with sneaker. I think he's pretty well informed. I like him
I think he's a good guy and uh, it's disappointing that he's not gonna do a debate like that, right?
And uh, griper seething I guess so and uh, Trump skipped all three Easter masses
he was scheduled to attend today. Yesterday, he made no public appearances after a sudden press
lid. Something, dude. You guys, you don't have to do this to yourself. You don't have to do this.
Like, I get that you want to act like, oh, well, you're, again, like, this is like,
This was yesterday's hysteria. The White House is hiding it from us. What are you doing?
Like, you know what's so shocking to me about comments like this? It's shocking to me because
it is the unwavering devotion to delusion. Like, the unquestioning, unwavering, unstoppable
devotion to something that is just totally not true. It's obviously not true. And I
I almost find it to be respectable if it wasn't as stupid as it is, but what I keep seeing
these people doing is they get so overly fixated around, oh well, you know, basically creating
this, it's preconceiving delusion, yeah, it's just sad.
Tell fake this is, on a scale of 1 to 100, 1 is 100 being the moon landing.
scale it's 22 out of 100. No, that's not even really that bad. And I guess the moon landing
with 100 being the moon landing. I think that's a little bit messed up, isn't it? He's mentally
checked out. Oh my god. And you sound like right when you're two days ago. Yeah, it's
just the the fixation that these people have around just being totally delusional.
Same guy. What is this? Is this a Dean video? Oh no. Let me see if I can pull
it up and find it.
What is this here?
Hey, Penn, I'm sorry that I have anxiety, okay, and honestly, yeah, it is kind of the
fault of people like you that want to come up here and bully and berate me over something
that I don't do!
Just for context, Dean Withers is the biggest political progressive, tick-talker and sometimes
referred as the bro whisperer.
Now he's mad, because during a debate about Trump, some viewer called his anxiety pen a vape.
Okay, so cut the shit!
It's not a vape, alright?
It's an anxiety pen, and God!
God, the amount of times that I've asked you to respect me and respect my anxiety pen is...
I think at this point getting rid of-
Is this real? Like, there's no way this is real, right?
I mean, like, this is gonna be like a meme?
I didn't believe it!
I mean, it-
Cody yeah, so please justify crash
For the billionth time will you please just respect the fact that it's none of it
I
Don't even know what's real and what's not like I I don't I actually I
I legitimately don't know-
So I wasn't even reacting to it that much because I thought he was literally just making it up.
This is real or not.
He was pretending to be a spider.
No, no, I- but I don't-
Oh god, I don't even- I don't even know where to begin.
I don't even know where to begin.
We-
Yo, you really got me.
Get the fuck- just-
Get the- get the-
Get the-
Get the fuck-
GOD GET THE FUCK OUT!
Again.
We-
I NEED IT!
Yo, buddy guys.
i know the person to calm this dude down
uh... god
it's just so fucking ridiculous isn't it
while it is about to cry yeah there it is i don't even know what to say
and uh... leftist routinely praise humas and globalize in the time of a
clutching their pearls over this post
oh my god
and uh... what is this here if i look at a few more of the post about it
but uh... democrats having a hard time right well it's like uh... what i've
noticed about those people
is that they just move from hysterical outrage to hysterical outrage. And there's never any sort of
like real continuity between any of it. It's basically like the entire party is just the
manifestation of a bipolar college girl that's addicted to antidepressants. Like basically
that's it. That's the entire energy that they have. It's just constantly running around,
getting mad, getting upset, causing a scene, and then moving on to the next thing and forgetting
about it. It's insane that follows headlines. Yes, exactly. Holy fuck. Ronnie and women,
oh what is this? Lost your eyesight and freedom for a wrong? I don't listen to a screaming
video and support the government. The work could end up making up a regime stronger
than it has been in years. Wow. And for sure, that's what it is. Oh my fucking
God thousands worship in Times Square Easter Sunday. Is that true?
Now that's a lot.
It's not going to be Mike Signorelli that does it, but Jesus Christ of Nazareth
is going to touch your mortal body.
And he's going to kill you even while I'm taking this.
That's a lot. That's a lot of people.
I thought they all had their hands up like the other the last time that
people had their hands up like that. Right?
Come on, start the game. I'll put that in a bed. Don't worry about it. I'll get to it. Relax and
Isbeirut of Tehran, it's Macron's France
Yeah, I don't know what the fuck they're doing over there today in Washington DC
Terrorist sympathizers waived the flag of the Islamic Republic to disrupt the massive rally of Iranian pay. Oh god
What is this?
Man
Man.
Get him out. Get him out.
Deport. Miss right?
Deport him.
Uh-oh.
Oh.
Let him go there and help themselves.
I wish we could just send him back, honestly.
By the way, I think Marco Rubio, what he needs to do
needs to do is I bet these people aren't aren't like I mean you know they might
have like you know circumstantial citizenship or something like that like
they might not be like fucking full-ass citizens he needs to go in and like find
every single one of the people that are going out there and protesting for the
Iranian regime and then just fucking take away their green cards send them
back go and do that to their whole family the whole family send them all
back send them all back and deport them yeah temp visas yeah a lot of them
We're on here probably on 10 visas because like you got a light. I mean, we already have enough problems here in America to begin with right with
our own with our own people. Why we don't need to be importing new problems to come in here and have happen to right?
Why Congo? Yeah, Senator the Congo, right? Send them over there like anywhere but here and
Palestinian stand with the Iranian people because they're in the same situation with the pressure regime and government
Well, I don't know some palace. I don't know what Palestinians mean. What if they're flag trolling?
It's just a piece of fabric logically. Well the troll worked you're now you're going back. Yep
It worked sand wars. That's right
Please do that marker. Yeah, I mean like really that's what I think they need to do
I mean because they're literally siding with the government that we're like actively fighting against right?
It's a terrorist government like if that's not a reason to get rid of them than what is like?
How do you have a country if you can't deport somebody that's supporting a terrorist government that you're at war with right?
I mean you've got to get rid of these people. Holy shit, and all Western countries are having too much sand wars
Yeah, you're right. Well, we've imported the sand wars. That's the problem and
That's it lefties always supporting tyrants. Well, I wonder why it's because they want to be the tyrants vanilla
Amasis dreaming is not an easy job. What is what's she saying? Please this is one of the easiest jobs out there
Okay, go live right now. Oh
You've got a you've got a type C
Oh my god, Rob done. Let me see. I'll just I'll watch the whole clip. I don't want to watch a reaction
Let me see if I pulled this up and see if I find I think I saw a post about this
Was this it okay
See someone said girl, please. This is one of the easiest jobs out there
Okay, go live right now go live right now, and I'll send everyone over to your stream actually
I'll send everyone else and everyone there. Let's come on. I love this female PVP
This is so funny for me to see this
because like it's so odd like she's being so obnoxious and passive aggressive but
she's doing it in a way that makes herself like that she's trying to like
appear friendly this is what I've always said about female PvP is that they
attack you and then they pretend like they're not flagged that's exactly what
they're doing it's another example one of many
go well go on go come on don't be shy right don't be shy yeah go do it go ahead
go ahead oh and also to what kills me if you and when people be like it's so
easy it's so easy and I'm like but the real let's wake it up though cuz a lot
you sat in front of a not not you guys you guys are funny but people that be
talking shit if some of you sat in front of a computer and had to talk for six
hours nobody would stay and watch because you'd be boring because it would be
your so like Jesus Christ holy fuck I'm sorry but you got to be like a you
got to be like you know a little bit entertaining on this bit so it's
it's really not that easy
it's actually ridiculously fucking easy it is insanely fucking easy
streaming has its own challenges and it has its own complications and some of
those challenges are unique to streaming
and i'll be honest guys i've said it before i'll say it again there are some
days that if i could clock in and work at my old job at the irs
i'd do it instead of going to my stream i would i really enjoyed my job there
I loved working there. It was really fun. I had tons of friends there. We hung out all day and it was great
And I don't think that you should make work a bad thing
And I think that if you have a job that you enjoy then there's nothing wrong with that
but at the same time you go around or something else and put this in and
I just what is the scare to leave my account?
But what is this tips account like what the fuck you talking about your you're this guy's weird
You're getting per bend. I don't like what you're talking
Anyway, what was I saying before?
Right, streaming.
So streaming, sometimes I read away somebody's types.
I say, uh-uh, nope, not for me.
I don't wanna see it.
So I just read one message.
I said, no.
So this the problem with somebody like this
is that you got successful
and now you're stressed out by it
and you want other people to acknowledge
that it's hard for you.
Streaming has complications.
It has struggles.
Like it's not, streaming is not easy all the time.
But I think that the real question is that
would any of these streamers want to work another job?
The answer with every single one of them
is gonna be probably no.
So if streaming isn't easy,
then why would every single one of these people
always pick streaming?
And also why would one of the other people
that have the other jobs want to stream instead?
So it seems like everybody wants to have this thing.
Maybe it's actually just a good situation.
so most of them are mental stress yet and there's a lot of mental stress that
goes into streaming and it's unpleasant
and you have other people then that there are annoying things that people try
to do like especially as a female streamer you have stalkers and stuff
like that
absolutely it's problematic and i feel bad for people that have that
happen
but stalkers happen in real jobs to
women get harassed in real jobs to
the reality is that streaming is a tremendous privilege it's a massive
opportunity and while there are difficulties, complications and some unique circumstances
that screaming creates, the idea of telling somebody else that their job is easy and your
job is hard is actually in my opinion always a bad idea.
I don't think that you should do that.
I think that people that come in and tell streamers that their lives are easy, you
can't understand what this person is really going through.
You don't really know their life and they don't know your life, but when you
constantly try to delegitimize and then to downplay other people's struggles I
think that you're just being a piece of shit it doesn't matter who you are
that's what I think
president wouldn't like
I literally just finished work and it's 5.19
PM
try being an influencer for a day, try it
because the people who say it's easy are so far out of their minds try it for a day
It is not for everybody.
It's not for... Yeah, it...
I don't know what to say, guys. It's just, look, I mean, it's so embarrassing. I don't even know what to say.
And, yeah, I'll try it for a day. Nobody will watch.
Speaking of streaming, do you see the reaction to the male VTuber take?
Did you see the reaction to your male VTuber take?
Where is the reaction?
I didn't see that.
Let me look it up.
Let me see.
Asman says, oh, this is some other bullshit.
It says male VTubers.
Oh, here we go.
Male VTubers are over based.
Okay.
So are we forgetting about the burnt peanut?
Yeah.
And do you forgetting about how all the VTubers said he wasn't a VTuber?
Women need to be pretty to get viewers.
So the ugly ones need to become VTubers.
Men can be ugly and still have a platform.
they don't need to be VTubers.
Asmon proving yet again that he can understand issues
in the streaming space but always jumps
to the wrong conclusion.
Saying that this is the wrong conclusion
is like saying that you shouldn't need to eat to live.
It's like saying that you shouldn't need to sleep.
I understand that for some people,
especially the gender confused people,
they are often used to coming up against biology coming up against the
observable reality
and then inevitably losing
but the reality is that
yes what i'm saying is absolutely true now as a pet oh i don't know i don't
know about that i heard that was bullshit but i'm not sure
they talk too much about trans kids all certainly tell you that
but anyway uh... this is just a reality it's not going to change it's not
going to get better
and that nothing else is going to happen
but as i said it you know like it may leave it to a person to be at war with
their own bodies biology
to talk about being at war with everybody else's sexuality
it's just sad for me to see
but that's how things go
and i've seen enough vtuber face reveals to immediately disprove this
dumb take
what a stupid
What is stupid?
Oh, man, it's really sad, isn't it? It really is. Where's my doctor? Oh, I'm out of Dr. Peppers.
What?
Fuck!
Gotta get more. I forgot to get more today. God damn it. Yeah, so basically has it ever occurred to you
that the only people who do face reveals are the ones that are attractive enough to do a face reveal?
So, they think that they won't get negative feedback or negative sentiment from people,
so they're doing a face reveal because they feel confident enough about their appearance.
Like obviously, I mean, how could you not think that?
I mean, it's just really, it's so embarrassing for me to see this happen.
Like you don't even understand the basis of what you're saying.
LVTubers are for similar women or VTubers because it allows them privacy from harassment and being able to be ourselves without needing to be pretty for a
Wait a minute
You're agreeing with me like oh my god, you're saying the same thing I'm saying
They're so stupid. That's what I said. It's so fucking annoying and it's she's really proving my point
point. This correlates to gaming while Stolar Blade, Wukong and Crimson Desert are selling
millions while California game developers are closing studios and observing record layoffs.
Keep up the inclusion. Here we go another one. Disgenecmonial leftist who lives in a
pool of rot and black mold, covered in roaches and wasps, preaches about value and attractiveness
in a field he admits he doesn't care about and actively disdains. Yeah, that's right,
I'm still right. So this is another person. You have not once have you presented any sort
of a counter argument. Isn't it amazing that none of this is we have such a huge problem
and the problem is democracy. This is the big problem that we have. These people vote.
Isn't that scary? It should be. Oh my God. Can you imagine that? They're voting every
day. Add hominem as an argument to them. Who is this person? This is some random person.
I don't even know who it is. I mean, I kind of also agree, but I disagree. It's also great
to be anonymous. It's also, most viewers or guys, there's a lot of girls. If you're a
male VTuber, you'll be more popular by being more male gaze than female vase.
I don't know about that bro. Clearly hasn't seen the shrines female fans make for their
male VTubers. That's right. Let's look at the exception and not the rule. I think
If male VTubers are cool, they should be welcome with open arms, but so suck a pee-pee about
being a VTuber doesn't mean you're ugly at all.
What a silly little girl.
What a silly little girl.
That's okay.
It's okay.
I forgive your transgressions.
This is just, this is the best that you can do.
It's not very good, but it's the best you can do.
It's the way it is, guys.
It's not even an argument.
No, it's not. I mean, like again, I just, they can't read. It's just, it's so, it's so sad. It really is, it's tremendously sad.
And I asked him, I gotta take an L on this one. So we, because of the notion that female VTubers are unattractive. It's about anonymity.
You're right. And it's also about appearance. It's both. It's not one. It's both. And let's see here. He's not wrong. Fuck. Yeah, sorry, buddy.
And it doesn't know about my Oshie the breeding turtle. That's crazy. That's messed up. Oh my god, and
Man and let's see here if I can find it rest of it and where is it?
They're controversially, but he's got a point. Oh, man need just on G male v2 birds would like to have a chat really
Oh, wow Rev and porcelain made are also male. Oh really? Well, then why do they use female models and
It's just really sad
Most do it for anonymity because they don't want to be harassed have explicitly stated this that being said quote retweet absolutely fried me again
Everybody knows what I'm saying is true. We all know it and
Again, I I provided my reasoning if you don't want to hear it and you don't want to listen
That's totally fine, but I think that if you look at a lot of these people, right?
Is that again? Actually, you know what? You know what? I think I think it's a waste of time to even discuss
I've made myself perfectly clear, all of the logic is totally in line, it's totally reasonable,
and if they can't understand that, that's their problem.
There's no reason to worry about it.
President Trump's Iranian civilians will want him to go berserk on the regime's infrastructure.
The civilians want me to do it.
The civilians, you know what they're the most unhappy whenever they don't hear
bombs going off because they're living in hell.
Oh my god.
I mean, to be fair, I've heard other people saying that, but it's hard to be certain one
way or another.
Seriously, this is not, folks, seriously, this is not okay.
We must do better.
He is unfit.
He is a poor moral example for young people.
He's angry, he's disrespectful, and he cannot make remain president of the United States.
This is not normal.
Or is it acceptable he must be removed, Republicans step up?
National opinion columnist.
Oh, wow.
What a surprise.
It's another retarded fucking care and trying to tell everybody else what they have to
think.
All of MAGA on here, you have to justify the horrific, unpresidential conduct, knowing
that you would have had a heart attack had Obama done anything even really close
to it.
You're right.
Yeah, that's right.
And we don't care.
Nobody cares.
Like, you care about the results.
I don't care what Trump says on Twitter, it doesn't matter.
All I want him to do is bomb terrorists and deport illegals.
I don't give a fuck what he says on Twitter.
It's pretty simple.
That's all I want him to do.
This isn't that complicated, okay?
It's not really like, oh wow.
But he's saying this bad thing.
I don't care, who gives a fuck about that?
And I've seen Canada's new NDP leader.
Yeah, why'd she lock replies?
Cause she's just a stupid bitch.
probably because she was getting negative sentiment negative reactions right
probably a little bit of that probably
non-voting for trump rafas doing everything we voted for honestly he's not
doing anything like and i didn't vote for him to be fair
but uh... you know what is this all this is about the uh... around one of the
all it's a psychological war
uh... having very significant effect yeah i bet it is i mean obviously it's
pretty fucking obvious
and so uh... let's go back and see if i can find this and uh... see if there's
anything else about this to
personal happy Easter
happy to do so i told you to wear a Easter clothes
and i i followed the right time
second uh... this story i guess this is funny yet to nothing short of incredible
and
what united states military is able to pull off
it's just amazing for the only ones i mean that the to be uh... to say
that we're thankful for this
military operation this morning.
It doesn't even capture how incredible it is.
Number three, I think there are two things going on
with the language.
Number one, there's public posturing from both regimes
or our government in their regime.
And number two, there is private conversation going on.
There was some reporting just a few minutes ago
from Trey Yanks at Fox News who apparently spoke
to Trump just a few minutes ago.
And he said he thought tomorrow might be a big day
for the possibility of a deal.
So what the public language is and what the private conversations
are going on, I think maybe we're not quite in a position
to know that this morning.
I mean, the hope would be that the deal can be reached here
and that we do meet our objective.
Surely they're going to reach the deal.
Surely.
Iran be the largest state sponsor of terrorism anymore.
They're not going to have ballistic missile program that
can threaten us and our allies.
They're not going to have nuclear missiles.
Not going to have an aggressive navy that
threatens ships in the trade of one move and in the Gulf.
So that, I mean, if that's what comes out of here.
Sony ever moved the Jesus game?
would be great now where we are in that process I think remains somewhat opaque
wait wait wait wait wait a minute wait a minute hold up wait a minute
Sony removed the Jesus game is this true well we're where they were where is
this uh-uh I'll pull I'm gonna pull this up right now where you read that we're
gonna read that a few things give me a minute let me see this yeah where's it
I want to see this because if this is true. I saw it on X
Where's it at?
Let me see I pulled up I am Jesus game
Let me pull it up and find it there's this I'm not seeing anything about it being a
Being canceled or anything like that. I have no idea. It's up on steam. Yeah
I mean, I'm not that he said Sony, right? You said Sony fact-checking on Twitter. Yeah guys like I'm not
I'm not there man. Like I'm not seeing it anywhere. I can't find it on PlayStation Store. It's up on PSN
Well, I don't know. I mean again, it's hard to say if they do Iran can't stop winning
I don't know what he gets out of this bro like I really don't like I
It's actually crazy that he will just always fucking say it. It is insane. Oh my fucking God
Well, they're already posting next to planes the US blew themselves. He only see if this grifter off of X
I don't want to see him get banned. I don't think he's doing anything. That's banable at least I don't believe so
Democrats pay group. What is this here?
Did the stage, the sound, the lighting, and contracted in for the all the generators and
infrastructure and video towers and set them up for the No Kings 3 rally at the capital
this Saturday.
Yeah.
So here we are in the shop after the big weekend, you kind of see behind me.
Most of this equipment was out on the gig this weekend.
Um, yeah, oh, right, right about a hundred speakers.
Wow.
Which are cut over here.
That's a lot of money.
Think about all the money that they're spending on this.
That's a whole lot structure, about 1700 feet.
No kids, it's like a concert feeder cable, except for
it's just a lady screaming speakers in the stage screaming
and crying stuff.
He sounds expensive.
set up the stage which I can show you what it looks like it's actually sitting right outside
this door we're cleaning it today after the I think what happens is that you have I mean this is
also I mean like some this is like billionaire money but I think that the fraud money that's
being spent and then misallocated ends up paying for these protests I think that's what's
happening is that there's probably two degrees of removal that exists between this money
And the between the fraud and this money being used to pay for protests, but I think that it exists. I do
Grab, yeah, I'm telling you guys behind me the book book club graph
True it's a stage line SL 320 500 million ballroom 500 million ballroom is half fraud and waste
um
Well, let me, all right, so we've got, we've got a person who's going to bring this up.
The half, a 500 million dollar, isn't it being privately funded?
It's being privately funded, isn't it? That was my understanding.
Just like the protests.
You don't see the difference between the two things.
Are you like, are you one of these people that like, you, what you do is you like,
intentionally don't understand something and then you're trying to draw a
correlation because of the intentional misunderstanding. Is that what you're
doing right now? Because that's what it seems like to me. It seems like you're
doing the I don't I'm intentionally misunderstanding you thing. I'm just
curious about this. Explain it then. Sure. The protests cause other people
to go out and do something, and they are for a specific political goal.
And so when you're directing money towards a explicit political goal, I find that to
be profoundly different than spending money on a addition to the White House that will
be used for both parties and politics over the years.
One of them is fundamentally different.
That's pretty simple, right?
I mean, both parties and politics, yeah, so how does this work?
You don't think a ballroom's explicitly for political goals of gathering more investors
and lobbying?
Well, yeah, but it's for both political parties.
I mean, that's something that's happening in general.
I mean, like it's for political, I think it's for a lot of things.
I mean, like you would have a ballroom for 50 different things.
It's not for one specific thing.
Yeah, it's in addition to the White House.
How would that mean? What what are you doing?
Is it prove it protests are for more than one thing too?
What's the point?
No, they're not.
The protest is for the explicit point of delegitimizing Donald Trump as doing a active
act of defiance against President Trump's orders, his ideology, and the people that
represent him.
It is prove it?
And you really think that they're only going to use the ballroom for investors and lobbying?
They're obviously going to use it for other events besides that.
You really, and I want you to answer this question.
Do you really not see a single difference between paying for a ballroom in the White
House that everybody's going to use versus paying for a protest that is specifically
made to demonize one specific political party?
Do you really not see a difference between those two things?
Just answer that very simple question. Do you see a difference or not?
We got a Nazi. Yeah, exactly.
No King's protest could be more for one thing. Yeah, I can see a difference. Okay, then
your permanent. I don't want to, this is a person, by the way, this is like a bad
faith actor that constantly asks questions or actually retards it. Yeah, this is a person
being world police skin. This is a regular person that intentionally misunderstands what
I'm saying and then argues with me. That's why you got permanent. I don't want to deal
with that. Like anybody that goes and does that, I don't want to see it. And guys
go asking her from all that reaching. Yeah, anybody that does that to me, I just
don't want to, I don't want to read the messages. I don't want to see anything
about it. It's fucking annoying, right? It's extremely fucking annoying. And yeah, he's
a birthright citizenship fraudster. Well, I mean, only for as long as you let him be.
And anyway, look at this. This is insane.
In America's fraud investigations, bring us to the Golden State of California. Look at
this number. $146 billion. Health and human service officials confirmed that number
to Chris Rufo as the staggering amount of fraud in a single program in Gavin Newsom's state
Medicaid system. Stop and think about that. $146 billion, a single program, a single state.
That is slightly more than your budget's estimated net worth. It is more than the GDP of several
small countries like the Marshall Islands and Dominica, just to name a few. And it is well
over $100 billion more than the most valuable NFL team, the Dallas Cowboys. That is just for
Medicaid, just in California. So imagine what the total number of fraud is when you count all the
social programs in all 50 states. The Trump administration is imagining that. That's crazy.
And they are now taking action in a stunning rate of hospice facilities in Gavin Newsom's
California. As I said, I think over a trillion dollars a year is lost to fraud.
Over a trillion dollars a year. This week, the Justice Department announced eight people were
arrested, accused of defrauding the state out of more than 50 million dollars. That includes one
couple who runs a hospice care center in Anaheim. And in dramatic fashion, authorities swarmed
their residents, sawing through the metal front gates of the property and used a loud speaker
to get them to come outside.
I like that.
The couple is accused of defrauding taxes.
Actually, no, I don't.
They should have broken into the house.
I guess maybe not.
I put the officers in danger.
Ah, yeah, I guess you can't do that.
Well, yeah, OK, this is the next best thing.
Taxpayers to the tune of $700 million.
According to reports, their center
has been a problem for years.
Over the past five years, they reported more than 90%
of their patients
live in a hospital
that is unheard of
ninety percent of patients on average
die less than six months after pregnancy. You should use the discombobulator? Absolutely.
They should run the beer cart to beach their house. Yeah exactly. They eat the dogs. Maybe.
Nick Shirley needs a medal of honor. It's crazy that Nick Shirley has released
this into into the public spectrum. Right? It is.
And then also look at this here.
Christians show up to outside of school after head teacher decided to cancel Easter to celebrate Refugee Week instead.
Man.
He's the king of Afghanistan!
This isn't enough. You have to get her fired. You have to take her job.
It's not enough to overwhelm these people. You have to punish them as well.
You have to punish them and hurt them so much that they can't do it again.
Because all they'll do is they'll wait for you. What they'll do is they'll
wait until they have an opportunity in the future and then they'll do it again to subvert
you then. So you have to neutralize them to the position that they can never do that again.
So I get that like you guys want to have this nice protest and everything. That's great.
You have to go farther. That's not enough. You mean kill them? I don't mean kill them.
Just get them fired and taken out of the entire institution, right? I mean that's
That's obviously what I mean.
So yeah, and if they don't get you fired from your job first or additionally, will you just
do it and overwhelm them, right?
I mean, that's the way you handle it.
And Old Testament, Jesus, should I love it?
Yes, absolutely.
I always Old Testament things.
That's the best way to handle it all the time.
You can't crusade on day one, bro.
Why not?
I mean, you obviously should do that to these people.
I mean, they're awful.
And so, and again, they will do whatever they can in order to enable themselves
to further consolidate power for themselves.
That's always what it is every single time.
Oh, here it is.
Well, who's the guy who beat you?
I do, right there.
All right, pal.
I'm here to get the car.
Seems to me there's a small matter of $300, pal.
I'm not giving you one second.
All right.
You want to wipe out the debt?
You can play for it.
$20 a ball.
Uncle Phil, don't fall for it as exactly how they got me.
Well, I'm not an idiot.
I'm not about to bet on some game I've never played in my entire life.
It's not a buddy. Aren't you man enough?
What did you say to me?
Seems to me that you don't want to play because you can't play.
Yeah?
Can't play.
You put the balls into the hole.
How difficult can that be? I've seen it on TV.
That's right. All you've got to do is put the balls in the hole.
Just like on TV.
I'll tell you what, I'll let you break.
Jeffrey, get me one of those stick things.
Great. At least he's got the terminology down.
Yep.
Sir, do you think this is wise?
Don't be ridiculous, Jeffrey. It's simple geometry.
Uh-oh.
Man.
Oops.
Oh, man.
That was just a practice shot.
That's too bad.
Yeah?
Looks like it's my turn.
Mm-hmm.
Damn. He's good.
Not doing too well.
Damn.
Now you owe me four hundred dollars.
Wow.
That's what I'm talking about.
Uncle Phil, can you just pay him and let's go?
No, no, no. I think I'm getting a lot better, don't you?
Oh, yeah. Much better.
Yeah, that's not the way I see it.
You see what I'm saying?
I wouldn't talk.
Now...
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Uh, let's play another game.
I mean, I want another chance.
Let's play another game.
Uncle Phil!
I don't know.
You know, my time is very valued.
I couldn't possibly play another game
without upping the ante.
Uh-oh.
How much?
Let's say nice round figure like $100 a ball
$100 a ball Wow, that's right uncle Phil
Okay, $100 a ball you got yourself a game
Jeffrey break out Lucille
You hit it!
Oh boy!
Damn.
Uh-oh. Not good.
What was that?
It's really crazy how good T.D. used to be, man.
It is used to be so good.
It's so fucking good.
I know.
After you and hand me up in your house.
Well, let this be a lesson to you.
Don't mess with my boy again.
Damn.
You mess with him, you mess with me.
Yeah!
Dude this show is so good. It's like I really wish that TV was still like this
I do like the one thing I really like about this too like what's really good
about it is that it is the you know the dad the father figure coming in there
and he's not a bumble in buffoon he's not an idiot or anything like that he's
actually totally confident masculine protects his son and he knows what the
fuck he's doing man I love this man it is amazing I wish we had more shows like
this I think it'd be a lot better it's never coming back I think it will I do I
think it's gonna come back a lot sooner than you might imagine and I'm glad to
see that it's fucking great will you play the Jesus Christ game today yes I
will and Malcolm's dad was bumble me up they also had that good dad energy
well it's not always one specific thing but overall it's not a son I know it's
is uncle. It's uncle Phil. Like you get that, right? I mean, but he's like pretty much taking
care of them. I mean, like, I guess growing up, I had a number of people who's like, you
know, like their actual, like who they called their mom or dad wasn't their mom or dad. It
was like their uncle or something. And like, this is, I don't know, like, am I the only
person that like that's pretty normal with like, I remember seeing this whenever I
was a kid, it was actually extremely common. And yeah, like, there's like three different
families that we knew that were like that right and that's a father figure
yeah I remember that word the figure and so uh anyway oh boy
why you got your mileage is like that is this christmasy what they're
Christmas here no okay
no man she lie to me I take tips man I take tips like a month she lie to me
that's like $10 I take tip and I get off the floor to dress you don't mind no
whole pan me man P this cigar money guess you talking about it I might go
get to another hold of night in the name of tipping kiss you Tom but thank you
baby yeah you're not in my last it got me man I don't know man I thought it was
spiders or something in my last I just realized this is the black version of
boom howler it is oh my god he actually talks like that got me I couldn't
really see them I mean she hiding in my man she cut them ties and me me and
set the trash can on fire trying to fuck that pretty much.
Is there Michael Jordan tennis shoes?
Man, it's the best.
No!
No!
No!
Michael Jordan tennis shoes is a problem from pre-K to the jail half.
Damn, I don't know Michael Jordan tennis shoes.
Man, I don't do nothing.
The black cat there, what you talking about?
Is there Michael Jordan's though?
He's the Jordan's, man.
I don't know nothing to do with nobody that wear Michael Jordan tennis shoes.
Well, what you got on?
Damn.
Man, I ain't saying I don't do shoes.
What?
I'm just saying.
Man, you from the ghetto, no.
get up in the mouth baby yeah no no no no no no and no she represent the now
Oh
Everybody in the holding tank had on Michael Jordan tennis you know
Yes
I don't know what to do about that. It ain't got nothing to do with you baby. It's your choice of shoes
I can't get past the Michael Jordan tennis you you're pretty you pretty all that pretty brown skin
I'll be trying to give each on paper here like this. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
You got on Michael Jordan tennis shoes. That's supposed to mean everything to me. I don't want to stand out
That's that booty meat. She needs to go that way. No, no, I don't like booty meat
Go I don't like nothing about this. She sang about sexy red and that's this
Man get to the little girl. What you got to say him. She ain't got nothing to say. No
No, oh my god. Hi
Bye Jesus
I
She can't get mad cuz I don't like sexy red. What's wrong with sexy red booty me. I hate that song
Around with that booty me. I love sex right damn. Oh, that's crazy. No booty me
Say ugly black shining for here that
Say what I said
You know booty me say ugly black shining for here that
Say what I said
You pressured me about the market drug tissue girl in world. No, I said what I said
I didn't if you buddy just to stop with what they had no nephew. Oh my god
Say y'all wrong
Conforcing character
I'm gonna kill that character
Oh wow
Hey I'm Avery
Man I brought a white girl in here with Earth Force 1
No
He's eyes more than I do
No, you're bad
I'm not gonna kill a white girl in here with Earth Force 1
Cuz I'm white but you riding
That's a huge difference
The white girls I like wouldn't dare wear no pearl or nigger
Earth Force 1
Don't do me like that
I don't know what the fuck he just said
Yeah nigger
Yeah
The motherfucking ghetto white girls are here for me
N*** now
Okay, I got one more question. Okay. How do you feel about tomorrow? Who's that?
It's like this little sensation guys. Oh, you know who that is
In a view over
I'm gonna be real like I love him man. I love these shows too and again some of them are trashy
I don't give a fuck dude. I used to watch Mari like everything. I love those shows
Why were you so desperate to leave your corporate job?
and sometimes the deliverables they contain assets and so I
I want us to kind of understand what the scope deliverable asset kind of tree as because this is the work that you'll have to do
Okay, so let's say you have the scope and in the scope is the deliverables and within the deliverables
You'll have assets so you have to work on your assets every day as well as the deliverables
So I know it can be confusing to work on an asset versus working on a deliverable and sometimes
But I can't say what I think
I can't say but man is it true man is it true that's crazy how about that and
wow and we know yeah okay look at this bro I wanted the things the guy can do
to relate to people there is no one who comes close to him first I remember
Clinton was at Donald Trump's wedding to Melania in January of 05. My wife and I are
kind of like standing back just watching the menagerie of like Don King and Billy Joel,
Shaquille O'Neal, wherever Jeffrey F. Sears. Fortunately, I never took a picture with him.
And if he was there, I'm US Attorney at the time. No one knows really who the hell I am.
And we see Bill Hillary. Bill is walking around the room, introducing himself to everybody.
By everybody, you mean hot girls? No, I mean everybody. Eventually, he gets around to us.
Hi, I'm Bill Clinton and I said Mr. President's honor to meet you. I'm Chris Christie and he said, Chris, what do you do for a living?
I'm actually the United States Attorney just oh my goodness. I gotta tell you that's a job
I always wanted cuz you know I was Attorney General Arkansas governor of course and the president, but I always wanted to be US attorney
Okay. Well, it is a great job. Mr. President. He tells my life. He was darling. What's your name?
I'm Mary Pat. He's a Mary Pat. You work outside the home. That's a great 1940s. You work outside the home
Bill motherfucking Clinton. Goddamn. And you know what's really funny is that the
only other person that I could imagine asking that question in any sort of a
modern context would be Donald Trump. That's the only other person I could
ever imagine saying that. She goes, yes I work on Wall Street. She goes, you dog.
Beautiful and rich. He's still holding her hand and rubbing her arm and he
says, darling, can I tell you something? That guy there is U.S. Attorney. He's gonna be an
ambitious guy. And he's gonna want to go places, I could tell. And you know, the only
way you get someplace, you got a great woman making you feel important.
And then he just disappeared into a puff of smoke. And she said, well, I do my best,
Mr. President, because, darling, I'm sure you do.
He really was that guy. He was. The thing is, bro, like that. Yeah, bro, like
Yeah, I've seen it exactly.
He was that guy, it's a smooth talker, he was.
And I remember my mom said, if I was ever
in a stressful situation, I don't like his politics,
but I would want Bill Clinton to be there.
He would know just the thing to say is what it was.
That's why he was the president.
Yeah, he was.
And yeah, talks like a preacher, maybe you're right.
And yeah, anyway, oh, I saw, let
go back and pull this up and and look at some of these other ones because these
are really uh also by the way listen to this
clavicular credits nick flint as for pathing the way for creators for paving
excuse me the way to create for creators god that's fucking embarrassing to
speak freely ah for sure no it absolutely is and I'm I always say
this every time I talk about like that kind of stuff it would never be
impossible without Nick. Nick took on all the heat of things like the ACLU and the ADL.
Like he was in the focus. He was like, so he allowed people like myself to skate by under
the radar, maybe just using some offensive terminology. I guess you can say some offensive
jargon in a lighthearted way and not really get canceled. So Nick was the one who paved
I think that's true, by the way. I think Nick definitely tanked a lot of hate for, you know, not saying the party lines and not, you know, playing inside of the inside of the box.
And now we've got a bigger box. And I think that there definitely has to be a level of, you know, appreciation for that.
I try to do however much I can to make the box bigger too. And I think a bigger box is a better world.
That's the way I said you thought you take all hate. Well, I mean, yeah, Nick Nick's a lot more
I'm he's a lot more on the front lines that than I am right like I'm on Twitch
So I've got to kind of play it safe, but I do what I can I do what I can
But yeah, I do really appreciate that hundred fucking percent. I thought this was cool
But I like not to brag or made this artwork move from electronic waste like goddamn
Why there's the thing is that was stuff like this is like you always see something like this and
It's one of those funny things that
Why is nobody ever thought about doing this before?
Why has nobody ever done this?
I think that's a good fucking idea.
That's smart.
That's pretty cool.
Yeah, it's cool as fuck, man.
And it's awesome.
And it's cool.
Yeah, it's like you never even thought about this ever before.
And hating Jews is the laziest.
Oh, I can look at that later on.
But let me go and oh, here we go.
Here we go.
We'll do this.
I tell you a comment I did something wrong.
the Iranian should have tried him, the Iranian should have tried him.
I tell you, I did something wrong. The Iranian should have tried him, the Iranian should have tried him.
They should have tried the Ayatollah. That's such a good idea.
Again, I've said this before, but people like him will always fall off on the side,
always, every single time, of defending Islamic terrorism, every single time.
He's not a retard.
It's working as intended.
It's not a bug. It's a feature.
Well, some of those jacks, they would have...
This was the first guy I've ever seen that had literally zero PTSD.
Walter Philippec.
They'd ask him a question and be like,
Well, some of those jacks, they would have grenades
when you'd go to take care of them.
So I'd bayonet them.
And they were like, do you think that's a little cool?
I was like, it's cool.
But then they were like, I've done this.
They were like, were you ever like afraid while you were there?
No, I didn't have a girlfriend back home. I didn't care if I died. I didn't care about nothing
I still don't care about nothing. He's wearing a fucking American flag button down with all his medals like clipped on
Dude, he executed a prisoner and he talks about it. He's like so my commanding officer
He told me take the person back, but you'll be back here in a minute
Well, the line was a lot further than that and I didn't want to be out there by myself
I was taking this person back. So I told him give me what you got in your pockets
I started searching and he only had one picture on it.
I said, give me that picture and he said, no, no, no.
I said, yes, yes, yes.
I said, yes, yes.
He said, no, no.
I said, yes, yes.
I want the picture.
So I shot it and then it cuts to him holding up the picture.
It was him and his boys chopping off heads in front of the Great Wolf.
They got...
He died with that picture.
It was like, I'm not giving this up.
This picture's too tight.
There's one time Walters and his foxhole.
He said there was a Japanese dude just right at the port of his foxhole about to jump in.
He was just about stepped in a hole, not shouting before he stepped in a hole.
And the guy like fell into the foxhole and there's two other guys that were sleeping like, who's that?
I said, this is where we didn't need.
And then I went back to sleep.
So I said, well, I'm going to bed.
That must have been so sick back then just to have like a nasty autism to foxhole.
Damn bro, like, could you imagine that? Oh my fucking god.
that generation we miss dearly i know man and there are some of those based
boomers out there there are
and i don't even know if he's a boomer i think he's even before that
but uh... you know which is best yet god damn i thought i thought that was
really it zero fucks in a war yeah i guess so
and so anyway this is what good friday looks like in el sabador
get ready i i must show you all the way this looks
give me one sec i use that and i'll be right back
He created the boomers?
Yeah, probably like.
Nobody's perfect, right?
I'll do that.
Alright, alright, I'm back, give me a minute, excuse me, we're back.
I like this, what do y'all think about the robe?
What do you guys think, y'all like it?
As I said, I just got ordered in from like a little bit ago, I've still got the box.
Y'all thinking good about it?
It's a W?
Damn, how about that?
Great.
Glad y'all like it.
It's classy?
Yeah, I got it for 20 bucks.
This is an El Salvador.
Wow.
Look at that.
Look, there's no crackheads.
Man.
Wow, look at that
Look, there's no crack heads
Man nobody's doing anything wrong
That's why Jesus on Easter
Did you get the crown of thorns no, I thought I did too weird I
Thought about I decided not to it's not crazy. It's so nice over there
The church in the center of the city as it should be.
Oh yeah, they're really going in on it.
Everybody's fine.
People are walking around.
There's nothing going wrong.
It's not crazy.
What a surprise.
Wow.
Where's the cultural enrichment though?
You've seen it.
That's the thing is like,
people say it's cultural enrichment.
You know what the real cultural enrichment is?
Not having to watch your pockets
whenever you're walking around outside.
not having to worry about somebody stealing your shit
not getting attacked for somebody because you're not doing the right thing
that's real cultural enrichment that you don't have to deal with that third world
bullshit
it is like i i i want y'all see that because really
this is also
actually gave him a book man
but who i give him a bunch of fucking austrian's economic books is like yeah i
think you might need this
Oh my god, this is the arrangement? Yeah, exactly, right?
Oh, oh, we got one.
You're fucking acting like we wanna show kids porn or something.
But something I've learned through the years is whenever right-wingers accuse others of something,
it's because they're doing the same thing.
The teacher has been arrested for sharing child burnout with Alden Boonagh, said illicit pictures and video over 3,300 messages that Boonagh claimed to have sex with the boy at the school during lunch breaks.
Many such cases.
He was caught in his sexual encounters with a 13-year-old boy.
Many, many such cases.
And the video is too under the school who aid messenger app.
Oh, not so good, huh?
How disgusting and evil they are.
Replace conservatives with terrorists. Oh, they all need to be in prison. Is that right?
It's crazy how things like that turn out isn't it tip of the iceberg it gets sure his
Rolling this down a hill with a bunch of illegals and knocking him over like bowling pins
Bro like some of these people like some of these posts that I see are just really something special
And what is this?
Hi, I'm Christine, my wife and I just fled the US for New Zealand and let me tell you
how we did it. We just did it. We just got plane tickets and visitors either and just
left.
Now we were smart about it. We have a really detailed strategic plan. We've been working
on the last year and a half and we are really eligible for the visa and it's applied for
the visa six months ago. It just so happens that we aren't going to hear back for another
few months probably and it's not a guarantee that we're going to get it. But we just
decided that it was a safer I want to on behalf of all the Americans apologize to
the New Zealand population the Kiwis sorry guys we don't know how these two
got away from us but somehow two inmates have escaped the asylum and we wish you
all the best in dealing with them sorry about that
to move anyways than to stay in the US anymore.
So we made a plan A and then we made a whole bunch of backup plans and we're still in the
plan A territory right now so we'll see how it goes.
But we figure, we'll do a scenario, we can stay probably about nine months in New Zealand.
If we don't get approved and there's no chance whatsoever, like we're firmly disqualified
from standing here, we go visit Australia for nine months and work on our plan, and if
you still can't figure out a plan, we go visit Japan for eight weeks.
Oh!
We would rather...
You look at the childish exuberance that's masquerading around as if it's political
defiance.
These people are just adult children that are on a field trip to make themselves
feel good.
Isn't it so sad?
So sad.
Do that, then stay in the US any longer, you don't feel safe in the US.
And we also have enough confidence in who we are, people and our skill and our ability
and we are most likely to get visas and just realistically speaking, we will be able to
figure something out in the next few years without having to go through all those steps.
But we would still rather do that than stay in the US and gamble with that.
That's a good point. Trump could put her in jail. Just for nothing. For no reason whatsoever.
And what is this? Oh, here we go. I'll watch this. This is really, I saw this. I thought
it was really impressive. Listen to this.
Why would you say you support ICE?
Yeah, because they would get rid of these rapists and murderers that killed American
women.
So are all of the immigrants that come into America rapists and killists?
Nope.
lists
let's get rid of these ones you agree with that
yeah
they see support ice removing now
i support the convention as you said
of a rapist do you know there are white rapists there are black rapists
they're really have to talk about the reality that we have a woman who is at
a college campus seemingly
that clearly has no grasp on the england's and english language
you don't even know english
you shouldn't have even graduated high school
how the fuck did you get into college
i mean i have my guests
this is just ridiculous
it is it's ridiculous like a little while we wasting our resources
teaching a person like this it doesn't even know english
or white immigrant rapist as well.
Okay, but again, there are rapists of different colors.
Why does the color matter when it comes to rape?
You just made it about, you just made it out of color.
No, you did, you said, I...
You brought up white rapist.
Okay, because you said that immigrants rape, right?
So white rapists...
I didn't say immigrants rape, I said these immigrants raped.
Those immigrants rapes, what about white people that rapes?
What about them?
Are there no condemnions for them?
Absolutely. We're condemning rape as a whole, but if these people wouldn't have been able to enter under Biden's open border policies, these women will still be alive today.
Right. So what about the people who are coming to America for a better life? Because they were experienced similar situations where they came from.
Yeah, they can come here for a better life. I'm all for legal immigration.
Legal immigration. Okay, so what about... Okay, so our president here, his name is Trump, that's a pretty racist man.
How?
It's like, look at how stupid these people are.
Oh my god, they're actually just retarded.
It's pathetic.
It's so fucking pathetic how stupid they are.
How?
Give me an example of his racism.
Give me one example, just give me one example.
Just watch the news sweetheart, there are plenty of it.
Watch the news sweetheart.
Give me one example of his racist.
Okay, Trump has flat out, I mean Jesus, flat with the racism.
How?
Comments, concerns.
I'm pretty sure.
What comments?
Name one comment that he said that was racist.
Okay.
But these are racist I want to know
because I don't want to support a racist.
So you support Trump?
I do, yeah.
Can you tell me why he's racist?
He supports Trump.
See, this is as usual baseless accusations
and then optics around framing.
there is no actual thought that has ever occurred
no thinking
these people are a literal in pcs
the fact that so many of these people are allowed to vote
is terrifying to me
it should be terrifying to everybody that this is happening
so we've been sitting here for nearly a minute now and she has still yet to
tell me one thing that trump has said is racist okay so if we're gonna be
quite honest I couldn't give you a specific I know you can't oh no I'm not
done speaking I couldn't give you a specific because I don't pay attention
to idiocy oh okay that's if you're gonna call someone racist I think you
should be able to prove it watch the news pull up a clip we see now it gets
mad now it gets mad oh I guess I don't want to listen to people that are
stupid well how they stupid I don't know I guess fucking stupid is racist
go ahead. Great I'm so glad you asked. It must not have been racist enough to
remember because you have to look it up. Yeah. What do you guys feel about ICE? Thumbs up for ICE. Thumbs down.
Against ICE. I'm asking people what's wrong with asking people their opinion. I didn't
say anything wrong with that. I just said that there are people majority of
them here are against ice because I know them right you support ice you support ice
which one you you support okay I didn't think what does I stand for babe oh no
what does I stand for if you don't support something that you don't even
know what it stands for. I didn't respond for a reason. Can you tell me what it stands
for? No, we're gonna, we're gonna. No, no. I'll go back to the Trump racism. Right. Okay.
They're actually so stupid. It's scary. It is genuinely scary how stupid these people
are. And it wouldn't be scary. The thing is that it wouldn't be scary if they,
they couldn't vote right the problem is that they can if we had a world where
because like a lot of these people right I mean they're just morons and you
shouldn't burden them with the responsibility of choosing the president
we should have it to where people that are smart get to make that decision and
the people that are stupid don't and it's that simple and of a peace-making
nice instead of ice so I saw that these aren't even millennials that's
scary? Well, they're just going to keep getting dumber. I think that's the reality. And the
reason why they're going to keep getting dumber, here's the real reason. It's because they can.
So what's happening now is that now you have almost no real accountability for anything that
you think. Like you can think whatever you want and on the internet, you can find
an entire community of people that will gas you up for believing it. So that's
the main reason why oh here we go take a look at this this is this is also
yesterday last night here we go
well we start with a new development time the president is posting another mass
assassination of iranian leaders
mass assassination
that's a big word
gathered together the president posted on truth social
uh... many of iran's leaders who have led them poorly and unwisely are
terminated he posted with a video of an air strike a coincides with
Information from a telegram channel that more than 50 senior Iranian officials were eliminated and a combined strike from Israeli
Why would they do that?
Why would they keep grouping up what I feel like hasn't it been established that you shouldn't group up I
Mean hasn't I thought that they figured this out like why can't you just do this over discord?
Like I don't understand like just do a zoom call do Google team meet like what is this like I
how are y'all so dumb what are they doing US forces Israel should be noted denies participation
in this one the search continues for a weapon systems operator missing from a US F-18E that
was shot down Friday over southwestern Iran that pilot was rescued the mission to rescue
The remission to rescue the pilot came under enemy fire two helicopters were damaged and some crew members were injured
But they landed safely and a 10 ward hog was was hit and crashed near the straight-of-war moves that pilot also rescued
An anchor on state control to get around put out a bounty on the missing airman
Encouraging people to turn them over crazy, bro over 50 of these guys grouped up and then they just got fucking
Destroyed they got killed like how can you be that fucking stupid?
It's shocking for me to see this, by the way, the two sides of like this is Twitter now.
You either have left wing racism or right wing racism.
That's the entire app.
This is it.
And you know what's really funny?
Instagram's even worse.
Instagram is even more extreme.
That's it.
And yeah, you would be pick one, yep.
or a Psyop to condition us to enjoy sucking robot dick.
Yeah?
How about that?
Y'all ever heard that before?
I think you saw this, let me see.
Damn.
You know, I never really thought about that, but you know, it's like another, uh, it's
another unique thing.
And let me scroll back down and look at these other ones.
Oh, I already saw that before.
Let me look at this.
OK, here we go.
What is this?
Assad tweeted and then deleted this post
in the midst of the missing pilot operation.
Hannibal Directive.
Tassim agency, citing an Iranian military force,
US forces are bombing areas where their missing pilot
may be located in the southwest of the country.
I see.
So he's doing this to imply that we
going to blow up our own guy okay
very cute right of course what a big surprise
and uh... again it's just as i said before they will always fall off on the
side of attacking america
and uh... defending uh... you know racism or
any sort of bad behavior from those groups and those environments right
it's extremely annoying but you know that's the way it is so this is the
crime it all god
is this it is this justifying this
what is this the ukraine takes galore
knows that man to be fair is kind of a bad one right
crane takes galore
buddy buddy
but no one fucking cares nobody i really is like my cramia position is like
it established as as fact now okay
i don't know why
i don't know why he has established as a fact because russia took it by force
but whenever you make the force argument against palestine with israel then
you're evil
well that's interesting
it's very interesting
there are still uh...
uh... like ukraine influence there like all of their opportunity to fucking
once again
talk about us on and claim he's like super fucking pro blotterman putin
or whatever
it's just this is uh... this is a lost cause
in some ways it's uh... identical to
uh... the way people talk about israel and like defending israel in the western
world you know
i would have never guessed
it's it's so so ridiculous okay
it's big crazy
suit is so ridiculous it's crazy while
and uh... let me go out see if there's any more of these that are worth
looking at. I think that's pretty much about all the other ones. Oh, I already saw that before.
It's not really worth looking at. And it's the Jews! Oh no! Yeah, I know. I'll look at the
meat canyon video in a bit. Don't worry about it. I will. Iran releases a new video. Show
all the new guy on his way to a military operations room.
man why do they keep grouping up it's this nuclear reactor oh god wow that's
insane yeah AI probably AI I wouldn't be surprised if it was AI I would guess
that trump is finally seen in public
all my god
it's just in the amount of these people are just so delusional and dishonest
it's actually impressive
wait what is this
all right
Yeah, there you go.
That's old.
Yeah, it's not even America.
I got no idea where this is even from.
Look at all this stuff.
See, why can't we do this to the Somalian scams?
That's what we got to do this to.
This seems like a good idea.
So honestly, a year ago, yeah, it's loud as fuck.
Yeah, it's England.
I see.
OK, that makes more sense.
I definitely could understand that and yeah, we already looked at the rest of these here
too.
And we need to talk about the international funding, crackdown on the international funding
of U.S. streamers.
If it's proven that the song's accepting payment from IRGC or any foreign group opposed to
U.S. interests, there should be consequences.
I think that if you're doing, I mean, again, I don't know about that.
I'm really not sure, but obviously something like that could be a good idea, but I
I don't know how you would make that not just too overarching and have it be too, like, too much, right?
But, uh, Indian call fraud centers? Yeah, Hezbollah struck a British warship?
Let me see this.
Yeah, somebody said this earlier.
Uncon- It looks like Uncon- Wait a minute.
An anti-ship missile launched by Hezbollah directly hit a British warship.
Man. Hasblah announced it hit an Israeli military warship. Oh, here's another one.
Okay, let me look at it.
Why is this so buggy? Give me a minute. Let me see if I can open it in another tab.
Maybe it'll work better.
That's so annoying. Let me try it with the other browser. I don't know why it's
not, it's not working the right way, but you know sometimes that's just how
things go.
Oh my god. Why? Why?
You need to reinstall Firefox? No, it seems like the video is broken.
I'll try to do one more. Let me see if I can get another version of it.
There's a chance there could just be another version.
And it looks like, Dave, yeah, defense sources confirm HMS Dragon was not attacked or hit in recent incidents.
Oh, okay. Well, apparently it didn't happen.
Yeah, this is what's so who do you believe? I mean, I don't know. I mean, at least they're saying that it hasn't happened
Now unverified claims. It seems uncertain at this point and they decide today is real is the UK
I don't know and we're gonna play Crimson Desert today. Am I gonna play Crimson Desert today? No, I wasn't planning on it
Let me scroll back and I'll look at some of the posts that people made on relative to Disney would never
Sophie Lewis is area the aerial the mermaid. What do you guys think? I mean, I think that I'm about
about 30 years too old to give a shit if you want me to be honest. But yeah, I mean obviously
she would fit better than the girl they cast. I mean duh. This is how debating on the internet
feels like in 2026. Me, I prefer mangoes to oranges, random person. So basically what
you're saying is that you hate oranges. Also you failed to mention pineapples, bananas
and grapefruits. Educate yourself. I'm literally shaking. Yeah, that's probably
And then they have a bunch of bots agreeing with them at advertising only fans. What is this?
Against the wall
I'm sure in the fucking throat. Oh my god
That's right god, I love it
He really is that guy
Damn! Bro!
That is insane!
Oh!
Oh yeah, look, look, look, look!
Ho's mad!
God damn!
God damn!
Jesus!
I love to see it.
Wow!
Throwing the water.
Oh, two of them!
Three of them!
Bro, she's tanky!
Three of them at the same time!
What is this? The 99? Dude, are you kidding me? What is this? A Dollar Tree? No, Dollar
Tree is green. This is probably, so, this is a Dollar General PvP event. I get it.
Look, look, look. With a broom? Oh, she broke it. Uh-oh.
Oh my god!
Jesus!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
They're pulling her hair off!
Get in with the fucking bone!
Oh my god, that was good.
I love these. Wow.
Hog fight? I know.
Steam will soon show
You can show estimated FPS before you buy a game based on your PC specs, from users with similar hardware.
How do they do this?
Bro, how is it...
How do they keep getting away with it, man?
Like it's just like everybody else is figuring out a new way to scam you a new way to get you signed up for a premium plan that doesn't that auto renews on your credit card and steam is just figuring out a new way for people to be able to buy a video game that is makes it easier to understand what you're going to buy and the thing is that
This is the genius of Steam. This is something that works in their best interest. Think about,
again, this is the intelligence of a company that's run by like 200 guys. That's it. Or it's
like maybe a little bit less than that or a little bit more. And if the game gets bad
FPS, what do you think the chance of a refund is? Probably a lot higher, right? So what if you
told them what the average FPS was before they bought the game and that way they wouldn't buy games
that would give them really low FPS. That's the, that see this is the, this is the business understanding
of being able to find a convergence point between consumer best interest and business best practice.
It's beautiful. Truly beautiful. I love to see it. Happy customers. Yep. And it's so
simple. I love to see this because Gabe's smoking with some dude says, you know,
I'll be a good idea. Show your FPS before you buy. Exactly, bro. High IQ plays.
It's plays like this that I see. And then I think to myself, what the hell is
everybody else even doing? What are they even doing? Like if you've got steam
that's popping off on this level, what the hell is everybody else trying
to do. It's pathetic. Non-progressive marketing, yes. I will want this, just not yet, but I...
Jesus, it's even worse than last time. It's even worse than last time. Your girl doesn't want you
gaming with the boys.
I'll care if you're a boy when you're friends right now. You're gonna play this stupid game
for hours and spend time with your girlfriend. You'll not hear me!
Not to say!
Just I think he's gonna do it.
It's not like you're gonna out there.
Do it for all the men around the world.
I'm sick of time being rushed to the water!
You're going to get it!
Yes!
Yes!
I want to kill a moment, but I want to get rid of my dignity!
I'm so proud of you!
You're going to get it if you play as long as you want!
Champion!
You can't get your dignity saved like a woman's supposed to do!
Yes!
Sorry about that, boys.
Anyway, boys.
Get up right here!
Come on!
Yeah!
I'm proud of you.
You're the legend.
Oh, man.
Oh, God.
You don't say what the voice is.
Man, just play with the voice.
I'm dropping with the voice.
Let's go play the board.
Oh, my God.
Here's the reality.
Is that every single girl that's annoying,
and so, think about like this.
You have a massive selection bias.
And if you're a girl,
if you are a nice,
pleasant-to-be-around,
nice girl that you are, you know, you're cute, you're not annoying, you're pleasant, etc.
Your boyfriend is gonna make time. You're not gonna need to tell him to get off the game to spend time with you.
He's gonna do that on his own.
So you have a massive selection bias of the most annoying bitches on the fucking internet that are mad
that they're losing the attention war to Fortnite.
Well, have you ever thought to yourself, maybe that's your fault?
So you've got all these girls that are so fucking annoying that their boyfriend would
rather spend time with their other friends playing Fortnite than hanging out with her.
Well, you've ever thought about maybe that's your fault?
Maybe it's because you're annoying?
The thing about it really, and that's what it actually is.
That's the reason why it's because all the girls that are complaining about this
are fucking annoying to be around so that's the reason why he doesn't want to spend time with
her is because she's fucking annoying that's the truth that's the reason why you always see him
crying on the internet normal people don't think this normal girls don't think this you speaking
from experience yep that's right back in my day you could go to walmart at 2 a.m and buy a
rifle and a lobster actually true
Man, and uh, Walmart still sells shotguns, do they?
I don't even know.
2014 was wild.
The father threw a chair at a judge after his daughter's killer was sentenced to only
120 hours of community service.
Yeah, um, uh, uh, Patriot?
Yeah, I think we need to do so, and look at the judge, by the way.
Many such cases.
What a surprise.
I found a guy who was streaming to Zero Viewers.
What was that?
What the hell was that thing?
What's up, man?
Nice hat, bro.
I got him all over it.
My friend from childhood, he did this piece here.
I'm much later than you.
So that's the only thing I got left.
Shot?
Oh, I always shoot.
I didn't have such a great childhood,
but when I did this, it took a pain in the...
There he is.
I'm so crazy, so touchy sometimes.
Man.
The whole thing with him is...
he's safe to be.
No little cat?
I couldn't save him.
Man.
I wonder if this is real.
I've been trying to figure out how to get back by vacation.
He doesn't know what you just did.
I'll cut the money shake that so much.
Yeah, I wonder if it is.
Honestly, I do want to see guys like this get popular more than the latest hood rat
or the latest retard that screams.
you know but uh... yeah no i think it for him why really knew i just don't know
i i don't know
but i do want to see that happen more to our office chair race in japan
whichever team covers the most distance wins a ninety kilometer
ninety kilogram
i mean either way it's both fake
uh... like uh... bag of rice
that's like a forty pound bag of rice by the way
Now what we do to this school?
Jesus!
Jesus!
Jesus!
Oh my God!
God damn it!
I'm out of land!
I'm out of land!
I'm out of land!
I'm out of land!
I'm out of land!
I'm out of land!
I'm out of land!
The equipment? Yeah, they're probably black and they're probably cyclists.
You think they have custom chairs? No, they all have their different chairs.
Like you see some of them using their own to chair that they're used to and other
ones using chairs that are optimized for the event.
You see, cause they're using the small ones.
Regulation chairs, yeah.
I'm so dumb, I love it.
Yeah.
122 apps created.
Oh my fucking god.
Like, some of these new, like, basically these meme sports that people do, I'm gonna be honest.
I do find them very entertaining. I think they're hilarious.
Hi, what's his name?
He's named X.
My brother has a dog named Benedict, so they're together, they're actually eggs Benedict.
What is this?
I'll look at something else.
Find the dumbest person in the world.
I have a huge mystery for you, and I want to see if you know the answer, because I don't.
How do they ship new airplanes when they're brands making new?
Like when they make them in the factory, the airplane factory, and then they need to
get them to the customer who bought them to their airport or their hangar, how do
they get them from point A to B?
it's not like they can put him inside another airplane and fly him there like a package and so
I'm super confused on how they ship airplanes like maybe on boat top and then they drive it there I'm
just if you know drop the answer in the comments I'm curious well there it is and he's baiting I
mean he gotta be baiting right I mean that's a lot come on Asmongold resident evil four remake
is waiting. I know, we'll do it soon. I see his face everywhere. Oh my god. Oh my, I just,
how does this happen? And do you remember what I said? Every time there is a dead zombie,
somehow I get tagged. How does that happen? It's really what a preview of tomorrow's
Eastern Stream? Hey, hey, it was pretty close, right? And to be fair, it was actually more
accurate with the game. Let me go and make sure I don't miss anything else. And I'll look
at like maybe one other thing too after this here. It has declared a new underground fissure.
Oh, God. And let's see if I can find the other comments. Ukrainian drones swarm attack
against Russian oil terminals. Oh, boy. Oh, wow. I'm surprised they haven't done
more of that.
A new underground, it said recently that the IAEA has identified a new underground enrichment
facility at Isfahan.
Can you tell us about that?
What?
They're trying to build another one?
It said recently that the IAEA has identified a new underground enrichment facility at
Isfahan.
Can you tell us about that?
Iran itself declared it last year.
They declared that there was a new facility and we immediately requested access to it.
Access was granted but we never made it to that place because the 12th day war started.
And so we were not able to see what kind of facility it was, whether it was an empty
hole or a place already fitted with centrifuges and cascades. So we still need to see.
So what evidence do you have that there is an enrichment facility at this site?
No, I mean the declaration by Iran that there is a facility.
They said they have one?
And our request. So it is already...
As I said guys, as long as they're around, they will do this. They will do this
as long as they can they will continue a military noble office for a news
conference all boy yeah brahman be ready for that
i'm just the only thing i'm upset about without is always does it's so late at
night
and uh... they're gonna claim they built under a hospital yeah i'll give us a
safe strong love yet on shadow bees doing well hope is cats doing well
and uh... yeah
the acting like twilight's hammer colt yeah right i mean i i i don't know
why they do that every single time bro like they just go and try to build
the same shit
Over and over and over it's embarrassing. Oh, look at this here and
Pack a terror attack against Pakistani Christians on Easter morning a man rammed a truck into a large Christian procession and
I don't know. This is somewhere in Pakistan
Holy shit, oh
oh my god that is insane like I don't even know what to say like what the fuck
man like yeah shit scary isn't it like god damn and mr. Beast what is this here
mr. Beast one million dollar giveaway ends up in a subscribe for a chance to
win money Gamba
Oh, okay, what is that?
250k double your previous record. Yo, Krusty. We're crushing it. Okay. Oh my god
Okay, listen
Phone is broken
I can't scroll!
I can't scroll!
A million dollar giveaway.
What is happening?
Well, where's the subscribe for a chance to win money?
I don't see where that happened.
Are people mad about this? Where are they mad for?
The way he's giving away money is against
Twitch TOS, I'm pretty sure.
It's not just against TOS.
It's an illegal lottery.
Um, it's actually...
So...
It's only an illegal
illegal lottery if there is no free way to enter into the competition.
So in a lot of these different situations, what they do is they add in a free way to
join, but there's like a number of complicated things, whoops, that you have to jump through,
right?
You have to give a phone number or something like that, and you have to go on a separate
website and sign up.
But subscribing usually, and this is the way that they get around this, is that
subscribing will not only get you locked in immediately, but it will also give you a multiplier
for the probabilities of you winning.
Because probabilities and money buy-ins as well are not disallowed.
So that's the way that they get around that.
So this is actually not true, and there'll be zero consequences for that other than
a short ban.
Yeah, nothing's going to happen to anybody for this.
And that's why your age turned Mr. Beast's million-dollar thing into a pay-to-win
and lottery, watching your gift 100k subs.
Just for a chance at getting the 10k as pure gamba,
Mr. Beast gave him the funds for a giveaway,
but it's basically a high stakes casino at this point.
Well, here's the thing, right?
I mean, like, people are gonna,
like to the extent that people can do stuff like this,
they will do stuff like this.
You had to chat to the possibility when,
but it was subscriber only chat.
Ha ha ha!
Oh, that's good, I like that.
So you could chat, but it was subscriber only.
And perfect.
You have to spend money to enter.
Yeah, I wonder if people can get around that.
And again, as Gambo's supposed to be short for Gamboing,
he knows exactly what he's doing too.
I'll give 100K to whoever donates the most subs.
Yeah, there it is.
The rich get richer, biblical levels of greed.
Interesting day.
Truly the rich getting richer at whatever costs.
Mr. Beast gives me demon vibes.
I mean, so many of these people,
Like, you just have to... Here's what LSF has to get used to, okay?
They don't care about you.
It's all for money.
It's entertainment.
And to the extent that you expect anything else from a content creator who's gotten famous from playing video games on the internet,
you have played yourself.
LSF has this weird expectation
that streamers and content creators are going to act with a degree of integrity
that's higher than mainstream celebrities. I get you guys want that to happen. I understand
that's what you want, but you're not going to get it. You can complain about it, you can try to
make people look bad or anything else, but the reality is that the world has simply evolved.
You could say devolved, but it's changed and nowadays people don't care about gambling
Nowadays people don't care about you know like oh, it's a lottery. That's not fair
That doesn't matter anymore
It's gone
It's over
Like you like and again
I'm sorry, but that's just the world that we live in I tried to push back against gambling for a long time
I did. I pushed back against it a lot. But do you want to know the reason why I stopped?
It's because I lost and I didn't lose because the gambling companies spent more money. I lost because
everybody else didn't care.
That is the bottom line.
The average person doesn't care about this and
they need to realize that and it might not feel good to realize it.
But I would say that the truth will set you free.
Mr. Beast actually told your rage to turn off the sub only mode to give non-subs a chance.
Well, yeah, because it might be illegal. I mean, obviously, that's the reason why. So,
uh, yeah, that's how it is now. Yeah, that's just the way it is now, guys. And I understand
that you might not like it, but gambling now is normal. Everybody is gambling. Everything
is gambling, and how is it, and this is the big thing, okay, how is it that you can hold
a live streamer to a higher standard than the NBA? I'm sorry, but I refuse. I refuse.
This entire idea that this is a big problem, and everything else, focus on the real problems.
on the NBA, the NFL, the massive proliferation of gambling. Sports betting has been legal now for
like eight years. It's one of the biggest industries in the world. Even CNN, yeah, that's a great
one. I forgot about that. This is how late the hour is. Even CNN partnered with Kalshi.
It's over. You've lost. People don't care. And you lost because your opinion
Is the minority opinion?
Somebody get their lawyers to write up a case. It's not gonna have Jesus Christ
Nobody in the community is getting anything on the stream bunch of new random people subbing for a big chance to win
Duh, isn't that illegal? It ended in the most scummy way. Oh my god. They're getting so mad about this
Welcome to the rest of the way things are now. That's it. That's life
Yeah, I'm sorry, but that's just how it is
When I see trying to put in sneaker
Yeah, I don't know. This seems like some bullshit.
Assane reacting to Kaia's bed breaking versus Assane reacting to Kaia clipping her foot on the bed.
Um.
Whoa!
Oh my god!
Okay Kaia, it's valid. It's no longer a place.
Kaia!
She finally broke the bed.
The reason is so why, America.
Kaia, please just fucking go-
It's so obvious!
He shocked that motherfucker.
It's so obvious! Oh my god, it's so obvious!
I can't believe there are so many people what what's the quote the king will tell you not or they'll tell you the guy
I'll tell you not to believe her or no the country though. This is a 1984 quote or so. Yeah, it is Jesus
Yeah, she finally broke the bed Jesus Christ, what are you doing? Mm-hmm? You're being such a baby is in at that exact moment, huh?
It's just
Six months way I'm fucking dog
If the dog was shocked, why didn't we see his skeleton like Looney Tunes?
Because the skeleton is only for a flash per second and the camera shutter rate isn't low enough to go up.
How the fuck do you answer that? Why do you answer that? Oh my god.
Okay, let's see. Oh wait. Oh, there's another one. Another person doing another big giveaway.
Oh wow. Let's take a look at this one instead. Here we go.
Wait a minute, oh no, no, they're not crashing out about this, are they?
They're so mad.
Oh no.
Okay, let's see it.
Brother.
People are, people are subbing to enter and they can't even because it's almost a follow for 40,000 minutes.
What the fuck?
So they have to follow the stream to chat.
But for a certain amount of time, but they're selling right now. Oh
My god, I love this. Wow. Well, that's what they get. It is
That's what they get mr. Beast tried to prove this challenge is really easy after the streamers been stuck there for two hours
What is this here mr. Beast gives your age one million to his fans
But a massive portion of rage gives to his manager
My man, I love my brother's family chatting family. Yo, Cam, you know, I'm a bless you game
You know, I'm a pleasure, but I'm gonna give back to give away this money. All right. There's the guy you get 50 bands
Yes, oh, that's a lot of money in the 50 bands on
Alright, okay, so yeah, everybody's getting mad about this LSF here
Here's the truth is that also who the fuck is watching this shit people that want money the view bots are I mean again
It's funny because he's to be a big mr. Beast follower
he texted me saying how he tuned in for a few minutes he felt like he's part of
videocracy whatever that means well yeah because your cousin's probably a lot
older now and I also see a problem with Reggie when it was mod for like 10k which
is awesome for them yeah only Kaya is shocked these streamers aren't actually
good people Jesus Christ it's just so fuck Mr. Beast he became everything he
said he wasn't
Redditors are just so sad, aren't they?
They're just so sad.
I almost feel bad for them.
I mean, I do.
I almost feel bad for Redditors, but, you know,
a billion-dollar AI company was built on lies.
Oh, that's, you know, I've seen many, many, many such cases.
They're a permit ban?
Yeah, I guess so.
Also, I saw this.
This really gave me a new perspective on how bad Iran was.
Take a look at this.
before it's out. That's what they're doing. This is the same place, bro. This is the same
place Iran was bombing. They could have blown the shack up. Can you believe this? This should
be a war crime yeah I mean this is this is I mean there's something wrong with
this man it is like this is outrageous I can't even fucking believe this look at
that oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god bro and they were trying to bomb
this place they're trying to bomb this team mr. Muscandha I'll watch it the
reason why I didn't watch it is I want to give the video I don't like to
react to those videos I know it puts a lot of time into them I was gonna
give it more time before I reacted to it. That's the reason why. But yeah, bro, like
what's the channel and wilderness cooking? I've watched a number of their videos
before, man. I do. And let me see here. This looks like the Japanese video game
show I reacted to a few weeks ago. Maybe war crime? It should be, honestly. It
really should be. I feel like it's just fucking ridiculous how it is now.
It is. But you know, that's the way it is. I guess that's the way we do
things. Let me see here. Billion dollar AI company built online. Let me see
I
Want to talk about a 1.8 billion dollar company that's mostly built on lies, but you wouldn't know which one
New York Times article which went viral and honestly I was as deceived by it as many people. I'm not a total AI
Skeptic I have my criticisms
But when I saw the New York Times say
And his brother building 1.8 billion dollar company. I was interested
I want to know how they did it and to be honest based on how the article is written
I was really impressed. You know this guy has MedV
a telehealth provider of GLP1 weight loss drugs and the business just takes off right away because
this guy has figured out the power of automating tasks with AI and by 2025
MedV's first full year in business the company generated four hundred
million dollars in sales. This year they're on track to do 1.8 billion
Now that is just mind-blowing. That's a lot. This article credits AI. It says AI
Turbocharged it. Turbo. Wow. Not an AI company, but I did it with AI a 1.8 billion dollar company with just two employees in the age of AI
It's increasingly possible. I think that's true. It's not true
kind of big prophetic idea from the AI browsed
Specifically Sam Altman that this is sort of destined to happen because of how powerful AI is
So it's kind of the first version of a one-person billion dollar firm and this article mentions
that explicitly in an email Mr. Altman said it appeared he had won a bet over whether
such a company would appear and he would like to meet the guy who had done it.
So on the surface, right, it seems like the American dream, a guy who is not being
very successful.
All of a sudden out of nowhere. He has this billion dollar company all because he prom did you know chat GBT or whatever
But this is what they don't tell you behind the scenes, right behind all the gloss
Snake oil they don't tell you about the shady billing fake doctors warning letter from the FDA snake oil class action lawsuit
fake before and after pictures and fake ads that this whole thing is
is basically built on.
I'm not going to argue that in this story.
You also have a lot of allegations
from actual customers of the company,
which the New York Times doesn't spend a lot of time on.
What a surprise.
They mentioned very briefly that, like, oh, they
did fake before and after photos with AI,
but when some of these practices.
So that's how they used AI.
They used AI to change the photos for before and after
for the weight loss thing that they were selling.
Well, that's a little bit different than using AI
to make your company, isn't it?
I feel like that's a lot different.
Our disgust.
Yeah, you're cutting out like a very key part.
Oh, they were just faking it until they did.
This is like saying that, yeah, we
helped the person lose 25 pounds.
Well, what did you do?
Oh, well, we just had them lose some weight.
Where?
Oh, we cut off their leg.
We did.
And now they're going to stop taking those shortcuts.
Specifically, they say they were going
to fix some of the shortcuts he had originally taken,
like swapping out some of the before and after weight loss
for ones with real customers.
And really the question for me is,
is this a legitimate company?
Are they scamming people?
Did they do it the right way?
Is this just AI, apply?
And that's kind of a conflict at the heart of this.
So I'm gonna walk you through a lot of the evidence
that the New York Times either glossed over
or just explicitly didn't mention.
And I want to credit an amazing investigation
by Futurism, which basically investigated all of this
in 2025 and specifically calls out.
things like your website featuring AI generated photos,
things like the product photos having AI generated text,
solution, faux injection.
And futurism also are the people
that actually found that this website was using fake photos.
Well, specifically, they were changing the photos.
Here's a weight loss photo
that had been circulating around the world.
It was posted by the Daily Mail.
This is apparently a reddit.
The weight loss drug causes you to grow a beard.
in a weight loss challenge and over a period of time lost
35 pounds in one year.
Now, over on MedV's website, they used the same guy.
They added glasses to his face and a beard
and said it's Michael P and he lost 48 pounds in five months.
So they increased the amount of weight.
How is this not just blatantly false advertising?
Like I'm sorry, but if you're selling a weight loss
drug and you're photoshopping faces
on the people that didn't use it,
I feel like that's just a scam.
It's literally a scam how is it not a scam he was not their customer and they shortened the amount of time
Yeah, he took to do it
But I actually wanted to add on to futurism's investigation here because I found they then later in the archive changed the picture
Entire they wait what no that even though it's a completely different picture totally different guy totally different
AI it's still definitely a lie
It's Michael P the guy's name damn the amount he lost with any amount of time
Maybe they just found that a guy with the same name
that lost the same weight in the same time.
I mean, how do you know that?
Lost it in.
Yeah, I mean, obviously.
Change the vibe.
That's what it could be.
Yeah.
They took their fake testimonial and just swapped out the photos.
So this whole thing.
Yeah, sure.
Most of that happened.
If you dig into this, you're going to hear a lot
that they blame affiliates for a lot of the shady marketing.
But I just want to be clear that these before and after
photos were hosted on their website.
Like this wasn't someone else who did this.
They had this on their website.
And although The New York Times goes through lengths to say,
oh, they're fixing, they're taking those short bike away,
they're going to fix all of this stuff,
I just want to point out that as recently as last month.
I mean, there's no way that this chick loses,
like what, 42 pounds and her boobs don't get smaller.
Like it's obviously fucking fake.
Like I've seen so many fat chicks lose weight
and it almost never goes this way.
It's so uncommon.
Like I could tell you that's fake right away.
I mean, yeah, it's obvious bullshit, man.
This photo was on here, okay?
As recently as Mark.
Total bullshit.
So, the idea that, oh, they're fixing it up.
To me, it seems like they're fixing it up for a New York Times pro-vamp.
Because this is where we need to get to the ads that are still running right now to this day
for these GLP-1 drugs that they're selling online.
Because in addition to fake testimonials from customers,
they also have a bunch of fake doctors promoting this stuff.
This is the meta ads library where you fake drugs, fake advertisements, fake people, fake doctors.
Fake story. Everything's fucking fake.
You can see a series of Dr. Sarah Martin.
And it's getting sponsored by the New York Times.
Dr. Lena Fisher, all promoting Med-V.
And specifically I want to show you that some of these ads are once again lying about before and after photos.
Here's one about MedVie.
I got this tears appetite pen to try so you don't have to been reading on it for months finally made the move ready to start
Yeah, feeling pumped a bit nervous, but mostly excited 60 days in and feeling great. Wow
Alright, so these are supposedly the before and after
Wow, and it's obvious that this is AI generated. This is not a real doctor
It's also not a real. It's really not even a real person lies and again
It's hard to distinguish is this an affiliate think about how many boomers that are getting farmed by this every single day
Wow, not but I just want you to understand. This is still happening to this day
It's just a bunch of scammy Facebook ads of fake doctor accounts showing you AI slot fake patient testimonials
Oh, this is supposedly the great breakthrough in AI right? This is supposedly the power of AI
I also want to show you we have to keep in mind that like a lot of the AI people and like the companies like people like scam
Altman, right? You know people like him
It's in their best interest to create these narratives because these narratives create attention around AI
Which indirectly helps their company?
Is an elevation I think he's actually I do filed specifically against
How the fuck do you have a company called OpenAI and then you take a private?
What the fuck do you call that?
I think Elon's right.
Why the fuck do you do this?
Really? Like, I mean it's insane!
Health Inc, which is one of the partners of MedVy, and you'll see that a lot of the doctors
that are on some of these websites, because you have to understand MedVy's just one of the most successful versions.
There's a bunch of kind of copycats, and they all kind of cite this
Dr. Annalisa Carr and Dr. Kelly Timbrick, Dr. David Mansour, but here's what these same doctors look like on MedVee's website.
Dr. Annalisa Carr, Dr. David Mansour, Dr. Kelly Timbrick, it's this...
What is it? Did they have Netflix students?
Same name, but different photos of these supposedly...
So Netflix adaptation.
Unlike the Facebook fake doctors that are in all of these ads, these actually appear to
be real people that exist, although their exact involvement is unclear.
This is the Futurism article who actually contacted each doctor to ask if they could
confirm their involvement with MedV.
And one of them insisted he had nothing to do with either company, and they need to
remove him from their sites.
There's also a massive allegation in this class action lawsuit, which is that one
One of the key compounds that they're selling, they claim is snake oil actually and just
doesn't work explicitly.
This is the tersepatide tablets, I don't know if I'm right.
I think that we're getting like coffee and I are probably old enough to where we're
using this term, but some people that are viewers might not know what that means.
Snake oil is literally just fake medicine.
It's fake.
I think that we might.
It's bullshit, okay?
Pronouncing that right, but that is a real compound that exists in some of the injects
People might not have grown up watching dreams though
This is an oral formulation, but the class action complaint alleges that the
It's an old Western term
is a product that's never been a product that has no demonstrative mechanism of absorption or efficacy and functions as
modern-day snake oil a
a pharmacologically inert compound
when delivered via a pill.
The idea is that as an injection, it would actually work,
but because they're selling it as something
you take like a pill, which is obviously
appealing to a lot of consumers, it is inert.
And look, this is where I'll have to say,
I'm not a doctor, but Eli Lilly,
the people who actually manufacture this stuff,
says there are no human studies,
let alone clinical trials involving
any oral-tersepati product,
meaning anyone selling it is making unproven claims
and is experimenting on unsuspecting Americans.
Now.
Oh, well, we shouldn't use random people for experimentation.
Well, I don't believe in that.
Well, you better start believing in it.
It's happening to you right now.
That's a little bit different than, you know,
The New York Times' Glowing article.
Sounds a little bit different than the way
this is all being framed as some, like,
American dream story.
I think that should have been included.
I also want to mention that MedV has gotten an FDA warning letter.
Specifically, the warning includes, quote,
your website's false and misleading claims concerning compounded-
And I think that fat people are retarded.
We all know this.
And like, you'll ever feel retarded after you eat a lot of food.
Anybody ever feel retarded?
You spend a lot of time eating a bunch of food,
and then you feel like your brain's kind of just like kind of, yeah, right?
So imagine if you're 583 pounds.
Think about how retarded you have to be.
Like, I mean, that person, like, think about that.
Like, their brain has gotta be like,
they gotta be functioning on like an 81 IQ situation, right?
I mean, like, think about how much food,
that they're, like, how much their body has to process.
There's no blood going to the brain, bro.
Like, it's just all, it's all food.
So really, when you dig into this stuff, this is a really shady website that took advantage
of a loose regulatory regime to shove down a bunch of AI slop, down people's throats
in order to get them to buy products.
And in some cases, according to the people who actually make the product, allegedly
don't work in that form, or at least there's no evidence that it works, this is further
borne out by some of the reviews where April, for example, who reviewed this product
says almost $2,000 spent and not only did I not lose weight,
but I gained finally someone said that the
Orbit Fat April in Tennessee, that's right,
you should have bought a fucking treadmill instead.
Too bad.
That's right, the magic pill that makes you lose weight
without having to do anything.
Guess what?
It didn't work.
The world doesn't work and I should do the injection.
That was when I knew I was done.
This person says, I took the oral terzepetite
by fat, yep.
They said, orals don't work and switch me to injections.
This review gives one star and they say,
I'm beyond frustrated with this company.
I chose the oral medication for ease of use of the product.
It was delivered very wet and immediately started melting
and was finally told on the third week
that I should not be taking a defective product.
When we gave it one star and said,
medication was deemed ineffective.
She says, do not buy oral terzepetite.
It doesn't work.
They don't tell you this during the appointment.
They accept your money and let you find out for yourself.
Maybe just as bad how does this happen? Of course are shady, which is what you'd expect. No way
So the people selling you fake medicine also steal your money
Who could have ever guessed that a company like this horrible buyer beware
All living by the way charge my credit card. I'm sending any medication like many people in these reviews
I did not receive the product that was charged 399 and then told I would get a refund then later was told
They don't refund so I hope by now you can see why I'm a bit annoyed and feel like I have to give the other
side of the story, I see an article like this that uncritically lifts up a company for getting
a massive amount of sales for sure, but how they got those sales is just as important,
if not more important. I mean, this is the exact opposite of a success story.
It's not important as long as it's not a scam, right? I mean, you could say it's important
inside of like a, you know, like a Forbes, you know, business deep dive, but like,
like, damn bro, he's upset, look at that, wow.
So, but it's not important directly to like an average user.
But other than their dollars, and that's what's so worrying is if anything, this is a warning
sign about where we're going with AI, where all the doctors, all the lawyers you see
online are fake, all the reviews you see are totally fake, the person who's telling
you this product saved their life, they're completely AI generated.
It's just not a great outcome, and this story is-
The medicines fake, the reviews are fake, the websites fake, the doctors are fake, the medicine doesn't work.
As soon as they get your credit card information, they steal your money.
Oh my god.
This is all fake.
And now you're fatter, yeah, true.
articles as well as the person who ran met me. Instead, I specifically want to shout out Maggie Dupre,
who did a great job investigating this back in 2025. Her work unfortunately got a lot less attention,
but it's a great piece of journalism. So, anyways, that's basically it. I've noticed that a lot.
I've noticed that a lot where people that do good journalism, nobody pays attention to it,
but people with good thumbnails, everybody watches that instead.
So the only thing they lost was money, I guess so.
It's just so fucking ridiculous because you did.
Yeah. And again, so I could just lie and steal money.
Yeah, that's the way it works now. It is.
And I know it sounds crazy, but, uh, you know, like, that's just how it is.
All right. All right. Okay.
Today is a very special day.
Today obviously is Easter Sunday.
And to celebrate Easter Sunday, the day of our Lord respawning, resurrecting, and proving
himself to be the Son of God, we will be playing the entire story of I am Jesus Christ. I obviously
have dressed for the occasion. It really didn't take a lot. I just literally just ordered this
and that's that was it. But you know, other than that, yeah. And I sort of the entire, well,
I don't know how long it I have no idea how long it is, but I'll play it. I'll see what
it's like okay guys at the end it's a three-day cooldown I wonder if it is I
hope so I think that would be absolutely fucking hilarious one friend that
played this oh my god and okay guys so it's time let us now become Jesus Christ
I thought this game was a joke I played the prologue originally and now we're
going all the way into the main thing the first launch may take a little bit
longer. I bet it will.
Let me get my drink.
Alrighty.
Gentlemen.
Gentlemen, brothers, it is time to witness history,
to learn the truth, and to be saved.
Today, gentlemen, it is time to become Jesus Christ.
deliver us brother you shall be delivered who killed Jesus nobody knows
it's a mystery it's a mystery I think you have like a really bad headache or
something let me look at the settings streamer mode disable copyrighted music
I will turn that on the yes obviously keyboard layout invert music everything
like that. Well, let me just, oh, it got rid of the music entirely.
Did you hear it all the music? Well, let me, let me, let me, or let me
apply and then go back, I'm going to exit and then reopen it and see if
I see if it's going to play any music at all. Because it's not going to
play any music. I think that we'll just, we'll just use the normal
music, right? But let me go back and double-check. It's copyright. I don't know yet. And again,
because we can get around that on YouTube if we have to, but I just don't want to take
that risk unless it's necessary. Okay, so yeah, I'll just take it off for now. Okay.
Let me apply, go back, and then I'll cancel again, and I should be able to reopen it
and it should be fine. I just want to make sure everything's good. Christian Music's
copy-read it? Yeah, Jesus has the copyright on it. It was promised to him 3,000 years ago.
Okay, hopefully it works. Yes, all right. So, mouse sensitivity, head bobbing, always run.
I'm not going to worry about that. Okay, graphics, frame rate, massive, no motion blur,
v-sync, DLSS. Everything is on max quality. Yes, I'm going to intend to change. Okay,
good and all right input WASD crouch auto-run okay all this is pretty much
fine action secondary action e to interact miracles panel oh Jesus and DLSS will
not I think we'll go in wrong let's go in wrong I think let's do that because we
turned off motion board I can change it later on I think that having extra
settings will just complicate things all right you gentlemen happy Easter actually
wait a minute let me use the bathroom first I'll start okay
me a second
All righty brothers, it's time.
Who's ready?
Okay.
Gentlemen?
Gentlemen.
Damn, I look good.
Look at me.
Look at me.
Look at me.
Look at me.
Look at me.
damn oh good look at it look at me look at me
damn bro like we got this shit on huh how about that
damn damn I had it ready
all I had to do was put on a coat
I don't know what to say alright
new game let's do it
Damn, it's taken a long time. We got a what it's probably just got a what the whole Bible, right? It's pretty long, I think
In the beginning was the word and the word was with God and the word was God
He was with God in the beginning. Oh
Through him all things were made
Without him nothing was made that has been made
Damn
In him was life. Oh, and that life was the light of all mankind
The light shines in the darkness what's the moon and the darkness is not overcoming
Oh
The word became flesh
And made his dwelling among us
a giraffe ricka
the gospel according to john
while their chickens in here too
they went all out
an angel of the lord appeared and said
joseph son of day
thought that was Gandalf
do not be afraid to take mary home as your wife
Oh, because what is conceived in her is from the Holy Spirit
She will give birth to a son and you ought to give him the name Jesus
Because he will save people from their sins. Oh
And she gave birth to her firstborn a son
That's right. She wrapped him in clothes and placed him in a manger because there was no guest room available for
there were shepherds living out on the fields nearby, keeping watch over their flocks at night.
An angel of the Lord appeared to them and said to them,
Do not be afraid. I bring you good news that will cause great joy for all the people.
Today in the town of David a savior has been born to you. He is the Messiah. The Lord.
This will be a sign to you. You will find a baby wrapped in cloths and lying in a manger.
So they hurried off to John, Mary and Joseph, who was lying in a manger.
When they had seen him, they spread the word concerning what had been told them about this
child.
The chosen one.
Yep.
And all who heard it were amazed at what the shepherd said to them.
Oh, shit.
That's the end of the book.
Jesus.
Oh, Jesus.
Your time has come at last, on beloved child.
Oh shit, that's me. Let's go. You must seek out a man by the name of John the Baptist. I gotta find John. Where's John at?
He resides in the neighboring area doing many baptismals daily. Okay.
He shall serve as the starting point of your journey to bring hope, life, and a new birth of the world and to man.
Damn. You alone are the hope of the world.
A sole light that must shine in the face of darkness.
There it is.
I gotta go forward, so where's John at?
Where's John?
Oh shit!
Revelation quest started.
We're on about John the Baptist.
Okay, so this is me.
You can see there's my hands.
I can jump, obviously.
Okay, let me look around.
So this is my house.
I can't loot anything.
Looks like a pretty nice house.
This is Deesa.
Not so bad.
There's enough stairs, right?
Oh, it's only a one-story house.
Damn, alright.
Okay, let's go outside. Let's go find John the Baptist.
Jesus wondered when his father had last seen John the Baptist.
Where's he at?
Who's this guy?
What was he at? Leprosy?
Continue your journey to unlock this miracle.
Oh, shit. Who's this?
Oh
Hello, Jesus. It's just father. I had a dream an
Angel spoke to me. He spoke of John. Where can I find him?
That is truly something my son
May the Lord be with you. I
Don't know where John is
But go ask Mary
She may no more. Okay. I have to go talk to Mary. Thank you
Okay, let's go over and talk to her right now
We got to get to the bottom of who this John guy is
Yeah
That's how they found out about it myself
I'm carefully looking at everything from the beginning.
I wasn't sure.
So I also decided to write down an orderly report of exactly what happened.
Oh, I see.
I am doing this for you.
For me?
I hope you know that the things you have been talking are true.
I'm special.
That's true.
I knew this.
Let's go talk to Mary.
Jesus needs a parkour.
He can walk on water, but he can't use...
Hello?
I would like to perform a miracle on Mr. Chicken
Not possible KFC wasn't invented back then can I open the door no I guess I have to go maybe around
Oh, I literally went every wrong direction
There she is.
What is it, my child?
An angel appeared to me in a dream.
Peace be with you, mother.
An angel came to me in a dream and said, the time has come.
I must go and find John, my cousin.
He is preparing the way.
We have also been visited by angels throughout our lives.
Yes.
Angel has spoken, you must follow.
I will.
My heart has known this day would come.
Yes.
Do you know where I can find him?
Do you know where I can find him?
Is he still out there teaching in the wilderness?
I was at the market the other day, and I heard the fruit stand seller,
Joachim, talking to his friend about John the Baptist.
It would be best to start your search there.
And we shall.
I'll go ask around.
Okay, let's go.
Be the book?
Well, no, I'm in the book.
The book's about me.
Like, I'm actually, I am the main character.
I wonder if, do you guys wonder if Jesus takes fall damage?
This is son of God take fall damage.
Of course not.
You call those wait wait what else is Roman occupation. Oh, no. Oh
I hope they don't do anything bad to me
That would be horrible gazing upon the wreck stall was consumed by thoughts
What happened here? What have someone else has seen something significant. I'll ask around wait
Why'd they what why that why everything get fucked up? Yo, what happened?
protection. Damn, what's he got going on there? Okay, question the neighboring
shopkeepers. Okay, so what happened bro? A new pillow? Oh, is this the my pillow guy?
What happened here? I'd rather not talk about it. I don't want the Romans to
destroy my stall too. Wait, so the Romans fucked it up. Alright, how about you
bald. That's pretty good actually. Thank you but no need. What happened here? Probably
something stupid. Thank you. Okay, let me talk to her. So true. Okay, who's this guy?
Do you think there will be a good harvest this year?
I guess not.
Okay, what about him?
Oh, damn.
Two people were arguing fiercely at the garden.
Is that right?
Let me go find one of the other shopkeepers.
Where are the other shopkeepers?
Oh, there's one right there.
Oh, it's probably that one, right?
Some women returned from the hill saying they saw angels.
Oh, it's gotta be this one.
Yo, what up?
Yes?
Yes. What happened here?
Oh, it was terrible. The Romans came here and literally destroyed Joachim's stall.
Damn! What a bunch of assholes!
For his ties to John's disciples, Joachim got injured, but managed to escape towards the sheep pen.
I haven't seen him since.
Wait, so he's in danger. Thank you for the information. I need to find him.
Go to the sheep pen. Wait, don't tell me John's in the sheep pen.
There's probably Yohahim, wait, divine vision.
Left all you can uncover hidden clues to guide your journey.
Use the divine vision.
Jesus found the place the merchant was talking about.
He knew this was where he had to look and find it.
Jesus saw the blood and understood.
It could only be Yohahim's.
Follow the divine path.
You guys see it? That's the divine path.
Where is it?
Where did it?
My spirit is weary.
I feel like...
My steps are steady.
I feel like I was supposed to go there.
But we're...
I got lost.
Oh, women, women, I'm thinking, I'm thinking.
I'm thinking.
Okay, let's go.
I'm gonna get him I'm up I'm up the prophet spoke of days like these the
weather the hearts of many with oh shit I can still see more of it what's this
wait a minute is he over here is he over here over there now it can't be
there I've got to find this guy
That's so confusing.
I get very easily confused.
Okay, let's go this way, maybe.
It's not up here, is it?
Oh, oh, shit, I think I found it.
Even the wind seemed to pause when he prayed.
There he is!
I found it.
I followed the light.
Yo, Ham, do you need help?
Okay. I'm glad to hear that. What happened?
Wait, why?
John the Baptist?
Oh, shit. Okay, we've got to go help this guy right now. It's about to ask about John.
Don't worry, rest and stay safe.
Okay, so we got to go to the farm and then he's gonna help me find John.
Let's go.
You have to assemble your crew? Yeah. I'm building up like it's like the Avengers, but like
It's like the Bible. It's like the Bible of Ingers. They're called Disciples.
It's like the original of Ingers.
But they're avenging the soul of man rather than like, uh, like Thanos or some shit, right?
It's a little bit different. Ooh, it's on fire.
Hello? Who's this guy? Hey.
Where's the guy? I seek the owner of this form.
My errand is urgent an urgent errand you say may I know the reason I come with a message from Joachim I
Must warn him then you have come to the right place
He is in the pantry beside the workshop preparing goods for the market. Okay
Thank you. Your kindness is a blessing. May your message reach him swiftly
Okay, so
You got to be over there, right?
He's in a pantry next to the workshop. It should be over here, right?
No, we're not in here.
What about me?
Yo, I must warn you about the Romans.
Peace be with you.
The Romans are in Nazareth and are targeting those who are thought to be followers of the Baptist.
Thank you for the warning.
I will be cautious as there are a lot of people who want him dead or believe that he is crazy.
Damn.
Is he? Do you know where John the Baptist is?
Yes, I know him well. I've been following his work in the wilderness recently. It was baptized by him myself
Damn, are you seeking his location? Yes? I need to find him. You can head out of town to the east near the market and to the east
Following down the path and then enter the wooded area which leads to the Jordan River
Okay, thank you very much peace be with you. You know what? I will help you get to John
Wait for me by the cart and I'll give you a ride part of the way. What a nice guy. I
Appreciate your help. I'll wait for you here
Hey, I'm get on the car. Where's the car? Oh shit. It's a donkey car. The sun
dipped low over the hills of Galilee when you get to Jesus left Nazare in the
desert riding in a merchants wagon toward the Valley of the Jordan. I got a
word was a quiet as though it led not only across stony tracks yes toward a
moment that would alter the course of revelation defeated or succeed well we
have arrived John should be by the river okay thank you for your help it's no
problem I didn't come here just for you I brought crops to sell pilgrims get
hungry too good luck nonetheless thank you peace be with you okay let's go
What talent trees did Jesus have?
I don't know yet.
We're going to find John right now.
Look at this.
This is a nice place.
Man, that's in the desert, right?
It must be hot.
Do I have any shoes?
Oh, it doesn't tell me.
All right.
Where's John the Baptist?
Yo, yo what up? Yo my boy
The beginning of the good news about Jesus the Messiah the son of God
John the Baptist appeared in the wilderness
Preaching a baptism of repentance for the forgiveness of sins. Yep
John wore clothing made of camels hair camels around his waist and he ate locusts in wild honey
Oh, the whole Judean countryside all the people of Jerusalem went out to
Was there no with these sins? They were baptized by him and the Jordan River and
This was his message fake. No, it's not fake. I baptize you with water for repentance
But after me comes one who is more powerful than I
Who said I am not worthy to carry
He will baptize you with the Holy Spirit and fire and fire
Damn they added that in there
Wasn't on the little fellow thing
Damn bro, like are you are you good? Oh?
Wait, we're wait. Oh, I'm getting baptized
Nice.
Oh.
Gin.
Days of creation rings.
Rotate the rings to match the shortened descriptions of the seven days of creation starting from
the center.
Press E to rotate a ring.
Okay.
Wait.
Okay.
No, no.
Day one.
Waters and sky.
I think it was light, right?
And then, check that, what does it say, what does it say?
Okay, um, alright, God said, let there be light.
He saw the light, he saw that it was good, God divided the light from the darkness.
God called, let there be an expanse in the middle of the waters.
Okay, alright, alright, we gotta go to the second one right here.
I think waters and sky, right?
Okay, yeah, no, that's what it was.
Okay, all right, waters and sky.
Okay, day three.
Okay, wait a second.
I gotta go back to the war.
God said, let the waters under the sky be gathered together to one place and let the dry land appear.
Okay, so dry land, right?
I think land and vegetation, right?
I think that would be it
Okay
Day three is land of a tree. That's why I said I got that. Okay. All right, so then after that
God said let the earth yield grass
Herbs yielding seed and fruit trees bearing fruit after their kind with their soil with their seed in it on the earth
Okay, so like a fucking
Um, like animals, light, sea creatures, landed vegeta- I think it's landed vegetation, right?
Wait, oh I messed up.
What will this one's landed vegetation?
Well if this one's landed vegetation, then this one's probably not.
Maybe that one's landed vegetation.
Sun, moon and stars for four?
Oh, fuck, did I get it mixed up?
Oh
There was evening and there was morning the third day
God said let there be lights in the expanse of the sky to divide the day from the night
Let them be for the signs and for the seasons and for days and years
Let them be for the lights of the expanse and the sky to give light on earth and
And it was so.
Okay.
Let the waters abound with living creatures.
Okay, okay.
Now he's...
Oh, alright, now the fourth day, God started spawning.
Wait.
Oops.
Okay, this is like birds and shit, right?
Yeah, yeah, birds.
Okay, yeah, he did birds.
Okay.
Alright, that's good.
And there was morning the fifth day.
Let the earth produce living creatures after their kind, livestock, creeping things, and animals of the earth of their kind, and it was so.
Let us make man in our image. Okay, so then on the sixth day,
he made man.
And then on the seventh day, he rested. I know this part.
Damn. Damn! Hold right-click to pray. Faith is required to use abilities like
divine vision. Remember not to let it be lost completely.
Hold right-click to pray. Okay, I'm praying right now. Okay, good. I got an
Achievement prepare for the journey
Okay, got it. Oh
There it is. There it is. Let's go
And the voice came from you are my son
With you I am well
There it is no
zero faith run yeah I'm playing a faith build obviously all right let's talk to John I saw
the spirit come down from heaven like a dove and stay on I know father has revealed what
was prepared not for me alone but for those who watch and listen for a long time I baptized
with water calling people to repent now I know that the one they were waiting for
stands before me you know that's me your testimony was necessary the hearts of men
have been prepared Rabbi forgive me for interrupting our conversation what did
you so where did you stay during the time of the baptism not far from here
in a small oasis close to the river maybe John and I go there with you
now and see yes before you go I want you to know that many come to me with
questions allow me now to ask you one thing what do you intend to do I am
preparing to return to return to Nazareth you are returning to Galilee
is that in Nazareth yes there are people there who I know they will
listen. Oh yo! To the word that father gives.
That's me. Yes. If they listen, they will find a life.
Since our paths part here, I will testify about the one who comes after me.
Damn.
Let everyone know when your father has said it.
Yes.
Your testimony is true.
Go with God's blessing, Jesus.
May He guide you on your way, and in your teaching.
Yes.
Peace be with you, John.
Peace be with you, Jesus.
Thank you.
Let's go.
What happens if they don't?
They they go to hell. That's really it's like super. It's like really really bad if they don't
Leave the disciples to arresting place
Now we need to go over to there. We gotta get them
May the force be with no no that's another one that's Star Wars
That's it that that's fake this one's real
It is hard to think of it. It's just an ordinary sign
Oh, shit, there they are!
Yo, what up?
Yes, Rabbi?
Peace be with you.
Oh, I have to talk to this guy.
Have we arrived?
This will be my place of the rest of the day.
It's humble, but it will be enough to prepare for the journey ahead.
Not quite what we imagined, but I suppose there's no need for more.
It feels peaceful here, like it's set apart, even among the markets.
is often found in simple places. When the time comes, you may see why this place is precious.
Rest before the journey. Okay, I've got some food.
In this way, John the Baptist baptized Jesus in the waters of the Jordan.
And set in motion events no one had dared to imagine. Neither John nor his two disciples
could have foreseen what that night would come to mean. Sharing the wilderness for the man who
only later would be known as their redeemer. Yet before all else, Jesus turned his steps toward Galilee.
Thank the merchants. Yo, bro.
Rabbi.
Yes, my friend.
We were here with John the Baptist.
We listened to him for a long time.
Damn.
He who cries out in the wilderness does not cry in vain.
He taught us how to prepare, how to wait.
Those who learn to wait learn to listen.
He pointed to you.
He said he was not worthy to untie the strap of your sandals.
Ew.
And we, we do not even know how we should stand before you.
Damn, bro.
We are still disciples of John.
Every disciple begins with the one who sent him.
But we would like to...
Do not be afraid to finish your thoughts.
Do not ask.
But if, if one day you allow it, we would like to see you again.
What are you seeking I seek the truth and I away
The truth leads and the way is revealed the time will come
But Rabbi are you leaving us? Yes, what should we do?
Return to the one who sent you we will meet again soon, but how will we know when that happens?
You will know
He who seeks the truth will not be overlooked
Thank the merchant. Who's the merchant? Oh, it's like thank the bus driver in fortnight. Yo
Hey, hey, did you manage to find John the Baptist?
You're fucking right next to you idiot. Would you like to return to Nazareth with me? I'm leaving this evening. Yes
No, thank oh, no, thank you, but that's not what it's expected of me. All right. Good luck. Oh
Yeah, it's right there
Okay, um get on the road to Galilee. All right, we've got to go back then
Let's go.
It is time for you to prepare for your divine-
The Holy Spirit!
Follow the Spirit into the wilderness.
Holy shit!
The road ahead is one of trials and reflection.
Yes.
Venture into the wilderness, for it is there that the Spirit will strengthen you.
Okay.
To fulfill your divine purpose, you must first embrace the solitude of the wilderness.
Right.
Follow me into the desolate places where your faith will be tested.
Okay
Okay, we know this
It's just a game cuz I know this story. Yeah. Yeah, yeah
Yeah, I've heard of this one too
Hey, I'm bro
He's really this holy spirits fast Wow
You will be tested and strengthened for the whole shit ahead
Jesus is a good runner. Yeah, he is oh
Damn it. It's running away. Wait what?
I think I gotta go this way, I guess I gotta go this way, right?
Damn, that's a whole ass desert.
You know where to go really good there is, uh, I was thinking of Burger King.
Oh, shit.
It's over there.
Damn.
Damn.
Look at that.
A pillar into the sky.
Did you walk on water yet?
I haven't unlocked that that's like deep down in the talentry like I have to unlock a number of other
Attacks first. This is only the beginning
Beware of evil I know
Each challenge will reveal the depth of your faith
Yes, and draw you closer to the will of the father. Yes, you will find the strength needed to fulfill your divine calling
I guess I'm gonna go there. It's obviously right there.
Oh, they really like running. Desert Ark? Yeah. Can you imagine doing this
without running? Oh my god, it takes forever. It takes 40 days, IRL. Okay. Oh, it's an
Oasis. Oh, that's nice. That's good, right? We get water. I've arrived.
Oh now what now what what Jesus full of the Holy Spirit yeah left the Jordan and
was led by the spirit into the wilderness yeah where for 40 days he was
tempted by the devil oh my god bro I hate that guy wait why is the devil
ball but why did they make the devil ball
he ate nothing during those days and at the end of the days yeah I would be
too
Samaria has been visited oh shit we what the fuck damn you're on the middle of a
desert find a safe place to rest okay let's go the bad guys why is the devil
ball. Did he become evil because he was bald? That's the question nobody knows. How do we
know he didn't eat anything if he was there alone? It's because he said it. What do you
think Jesus would lie to you? Of course he would not lie to you. No, so just trust him.
already said then that's what happened fucking idiot was this is just a boss
fight after a boss fight do I wait it's literally a serpent no way I have to do
a boss fighting it's a fucking serpent
Looks so tired.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Why do you suffer so much?
Who are you?
It doesn't matter, but I've heard that you are his son.
If you are the son of God, tell these stones to become bread.
Couldn't I just do that, though?
Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that comes from the mouth of God.
But does God really want you to suffer this way?
Shut up, Voldemort.
Aren't we all His beloved children?
Do you not deserve some relief?
Is he trying to hit on me?
Eat this bread, and your suffering will end.
I will not put my father to the test.
He guides me and will give me the strength to endure.
Fuck you, Voldemort.
Wait.
Uh...
Wait what?
Wait what?
Guide the path to keep the pace.
Point the way with your cursor.
Oh, I get it now.
I didn't know I had to do that.
OK, I got it.
OK, speed boost, speed boost.
A. I had to check the keyboard to make sure I knew
which word that one was.
OK, I got it now.
Oh, it's like a serpent.
Look at that.
See?
And now I'm getting, that's me going to heaven.
See?
Despawned.
Get the fuck out of here, you little bitch.
Fuck you.
Okay, let's go around this way.
Now turn bread to stone?
No, that would be bad.
Then somebody, you can't eat a rock.
Can you eat a rock?
Maybe you can.
Oh shit, you got a boarded?
No, that's illegal.
Ooh.
Oh, shit.
Oh
Shit
Damn you are the Son of God throw yourself down
Well, that would make sense. Yeah, for sure. Well, then what? Do not put the Lord your
God to the test are you afraid Jesus do not trust in the power of your father you
could protect you after all you have proof in the Holy Scriptures look at his
necklace bro he's got these dripped out I will not test my God for my faith is
unwavering my trust is in him not in your temptations shit oh my god bro sin's
gonna get me sin's gonna get me I gotta go fast I wasn't prepared
Come on, bro. Come on, bro. We got this. We got this. There it is. Oh, get out of here.
What a loser. Cross the other side of the tunnel. Okay, let's go. That's a long boy.
this. Damn. Damn. God damn. I gotta follow the serpent, I guess. Maybe it's this way.
Okay, good. We have to escape.
Oh, shit.
Oh, fuck.
Also, we meet again, Jesus.
This time, let me show you the power and glory of the world.
Look, all these kingdoms of the world and their splendor I will give to you, if you fall down and worship me.
What is shit, his pants?
Away from me, Satan!
For it is written, Worship the Lord your God and serve him only.
Oh.
All these kingdoms can be yours without suffering, without the cross.
All it takes is one bow.
My kingdom is not of this world, I serve only my Father in heaven.
Ha ha ha ha! You reject the power and wealth of this world, but we shall return to this conversation.
We're always gonna keep trying to tempt me. My loyalty is only to God, I will worship no one but Him.
Remember, your obedience and faithfulness will bring salvation to the world.
Send them into the abyss.
Okay, I got it.
Oh fuck.
Go.
Go into the abyss.
Drag.
Go into the abyss, demon!
You're gone. Get out of here.
Hey you, you little bitch!
Come here.
Come here.
You're going in the box.
No, no. No demon.
No demon. No
There you go. There you go. Yeah, you like that, huh? He won this time. That's right
I will go everywhere in this land
I will go into every city into every corner of them. Oh
Oh!
I will take my power and spread my darkness everywhere.
Who is this guy?
To all homes.
To every human.
Jesus!
Every soul.
I will enter their bodies and put my diseases inside.
That's... yes!
I will boil their minds.
Oh, what?
And put my demon servants inside them.
All far and then, I will go to Jerusalem to their capitol and will tent all citizens
with my darkness and sins.
In such a way, they will stop Jesus and kill him.
Oh my god bro!
He can't stop me.
Nothing gets damn bro. Who is this guy resisted the temptation? I know remained steadfast in your faith
emerging
Victorian uh-huh
Exorcism okay press M to go to map pressing the city icon. Okay. I have to meet my family
Okay, let me go homecoming. All right, and I'm gonna go back to Nazareth, and I'm gonna fast travel there right now. I
I have arrived. Exorcism, the miracle of exorcism. Use it to help the possessed and gain followers.
Find possessed people marked on the map. Okay. So I've got to go exorcism somebody, right?
Okay, so is this guy... Roman occupation. Okay, is this person on the map?
up. Okay, let me do that. Let me focus on this first. Okay. And
now go over there. I've got to exercise him. Yo, yo, Joseph,
Jesus, my son, yo, what up so glad you're back. How are you?
Father, I'm well. After those days in the desert, it's good
to see you again. You must have experienced so much. Are
You tired do you need to rest fuck? No brah? I'm full of strength, and I'm ready for a wise ahead
You should join your mother who left for Cana some time ago, okay?
There's a wedding there and your presence will be important
If you hurry you should make it in time for the celebration
She'll be happy to see you
I will go there and dude. I think I
Oh, it's gonna happen.
Damn, it's gonna happen.
Do the long city distances, some journeys may take a little minutes.
You just get traveled in from your destination.
Okay, let me see. Where is it? Where do I need to go?
Oh, wow. It's over there.
Okay. Um, I want to see what happens if I do an exorcism. Okay.
I want to go over there.
I want to do an exorcism on somebody right now.
Before we, before we fast travel over there.
Uh, okay, yeah, yeah. It should be right over at the corner of this row, right? Yeah. Alright, let's go.
Did Jesus Roy have fast travel?
Uh, yeah. He was the son of God.
Fucking idiot. Of course he had fast travel.
Guaranteed! He's either on Fent or he needs to have an exorcism.
me okay um exorcism right now remember your obedience and faithful oh shit
trust in my business and get out of here come here come here come here come
Come here, little bitch!
Time to go in the box!
There you go, there you go. You like that?
Huh?
That's right!
What about you?
You think you're cute?
Come here!
Come here!
Come here!
There you go, there you go. How about that?
Little bitch!
bro these demons are fast they're tricky they're sneaky okay so now he's
been exorcism bright
wait a minute does that mean he's back wait a minute
Oh, I think I got him. I think I got him.
Yo.
Yo, are you good now?
Thank you for saving me.
You're welcome.
You're welcome. I did that.
I wonder if this is an open world game.
I wonder if it's actually an open world game.
Here, I'm gonna move for like one minute.
I wanna know if it's actually open world or not.
It is.
Damn.
Damn.
Jesus, take the wheel.
It's like GTA 6.
Oh, you're right.
That's a good point.
Yeah, it is kind of like that.
How far is it?
Oh, it's actually not that far.
Okay, I'm just going to travel over there.
Cana.
All right, let's go.
Talk to Mary.
Is this where I do the situation?
Ooh, there she is.
Jesus, it's so good to see you back.
Yeah.
I can't wait to hear more about your time with John.
Uh-huh.
But now, I'm afraid there's a small problem at the wedding.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, what is it?
Hello, mother, what seems to be the matter?
They've already run out of money.
Oh!
And it's only the first day.
Perhaps you could help them avoid embarrassment in front of everyone.
And how would I do that?
My time has not yet come.
Oh, but it has my son.
After everything you've been through, this is the perfect moment to let them see who you are.
Wait, damn. I will do what I can.
Talk to the wine manager.
Uh, wait, that guy doesn't- isn't that- I thought that was Satan.
Hello. I'm sorry, but we're out of wine.
Ooh.
The early guests enjoyed it too much, and now we have none left.
That's bad.
The bride and groom will be very disappointed.
Damn, bro.
That's sad.
Don't worry, my friend.
I will take care of it.
Will you take care of it?
Did you bring wine for everyone to the party?
Fill the jugs with water.
And give me a moment, and I'll take care of it.
Water?
Oh, well.
Damn.
I have no alternative anyway.
Okay.
I'll do it.
You goddamn right, you will.
Go do a place for meditation.
Okay?
Let me meditate at the tree.
On the third day, a wedding took place at Cana in Galilea.
Yeah.
Jesus' mother was there.
Mary.
And Jesus and his disciples had also been invited to the wedding.
Oh, wait.
Oh, look at all the boys there.
When the wine was gone, Jesus' mother said to him.
No wonder I-
They have no more water.
Yeah.
Woman, why do you involve me?
Jesus replied, my hour has not yet come.
How would he really say it to his own mom?
Do whatever he tells you.
Nearby stood six-
I should have used that whenever my mom would want me to do something.
God, yeah.
God, yeah.
A ceremonial wash.
Woman.
He told him from 20 to 30 gallons.
Jesus said to the servants, fill the jars with water.
So they filled them to the brim. Oh, then what what happened? Oh
Shit, oh shit press e to throw the object
Press e to grab hold e to increase throw power and then throw okay
Wait, where's the spear?
Uh...
I...
I think I'm...
They keep respawning.
Find them...
Wait, wait, wait.
I'm throwing the 10 Commandments?
Fill the missing elements.
What?
pictures wait do I have to wait wait
hey no no no what what about this one oh this one's an apple
Oh shit.
Uh, the staff?
No?
What about the scroll?
No?
What about the book?
No?
What about the thing here?
Shindler Scroo- shut up! It's gotta be the staff, right? No? Son of a bitch!
Oh, it's Cain and Abel!
Oh, shit!
I thought he was trying to bring it back to life or something!
I thought-
Oh, fuck!
Okay, um...
Maybe the scroll?
Yeah?
Oh, it's David and Goliath.
Okay.
Yes!
It's Moses.
Okay, okay, staff.
Moses is staff.
That's right.
Oh.
Oh, it's a 10 Commandments.
It's a 10 Commandments.
Yes!
Oh my god, I'm actually that guy
New transformation unlocked
Pick transformation miracle WQ press Q
Healing transformation
Transform water into wine. Oh
This is my time
Uh, right?
I think?
Okay.
I'm gonna turn, I turn the water into purple drank.
Oh, it's purple because it's of grapes.
What do you intend to do with that water?
Okay, uh, try it.
But, alright.
Try it.
See what happens.
See what happens.
Yeah, bro, I got stabbed.
I was not ready for that.
I thought I was trying to bring back the life.
Yo, he's not walking sideways, maybe it didn't work.
As I said, I took care of it.
This wine is better than what we had before.
Thank you, thank you.
You have saved the day.
We must tell the groom.
Yes, natural.
He must taste this wine.
Call the groom here.
Okay.
We're here.
Yo.
Yo, what up?
Hello.
I am a bit embarrassed though.
I've gotten word that we have run out of wine.
Surprise, bitch!
Do not worry, my friend.
Okay, that's better.
Jesus managed to get us wine.
Let's go and try it.
It's the best wine I've ever had.
That's right.
Well, I'll be the judge of that.
Let's go try it.
Guess what?
Yo.
This wine is amazing.
Thank you, Jesus.
You've made my day even better.
I'm that guy.
I'm glad I could help.
Talk to Mary.
Oh, damn.
This is a nice place.
Look at that.
How was your family doing these days?
Uh, what?
Yes, my son.
I solved the wine problem.
Yes.
I'm glad you chose to do it.
I know what this really means for you.
Let's enjoy this moment with them while we still can.
Okay.
I must go and meet those who will follow me.
My time has come to begin, to begin Father's work.
Will you be safe, my son?
Uh, well, uh, yeah, don't worry about it.
I am never alone.
The time for me to gather my disciples has come.
Begin the journey.
The weather is perfect for a walk.
Oh shit.
Where's this place at?
Oh damn, I gotta go over there.
Alright, let's go.
Not saying for the party?
Fuck that, bro.
Like, I'm not about that.
I don't drink.
Absolutely not.
I'm out this bitch.
No, I do my miracle shit and I'm out.
We gotta go on to the next one.
There's a lot of miracles that need to happen.
All too safe, yeah.
I can't wait for the mods for this game?
Yeah, true.
You got people to save?
I do.
That being said, something changed.
What changed?
Until then, Jesus had stayed quiet,
But it was his mother who saw it was time.
Yes.
She pushed him forward, gently but firmly, and with that first miracle, there was no going
back.
From that moment on, the world began to notice.
Damn, I gotta go over there.
So wouldn't that have a bad idea?
Maybe it's a good idea.
That way people know.
Like, I can flex on them, you know?
Because I mean, Jesus was kind of flexing on him.
Okay, calling an apostle.
You just visit the location where the apostle is.
You can call in the apostle quest in the apostle panel.
Okay, T. Okay.
What about this guy?
Ooh, active quest.
Okay.
Talk to Andrew, right?
Okay, let's talk to Andrew right now.
Let's go.
We gotta we gotta get to the bottom of this. I guess I go this way
How do I get over there? Oh, I see
Shit they got these two they had these back then damn
Andrew tape I don't think this is Andrew Tate. I think it's another Andrew
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's not andretate.
I'm not sure.
As Jesus walked beside the Sea of Galilee...
Yes.
He saw Simon and his brother Andrew casting a net into the lake.
Yo.
For they were fishermen.
Come follow me Jesus said and I will send you out to fish for people.
Oh damn he says wait what? Wait you know what the fuck?
I will make you fishers of men.
Damn.
Rabbi, we've been waiting for you.
Um, this is my brother Simon.
He's been fishing all night, but the catch was poor.
Damn.
The medaculous catch of fish.
Would you cast your nets once more?
Simon, it's good to meet you.
Would you cast your nets once more?
Right here by the shore.
I don't know why you ask, but we've caught nothing all night.
Wake up, Simon!
Still, if you ask it, I will try.
It has been asked.
Okay make Simon believe I will transform what control the divine light by keeping
the cursor close enough lead to schools of fish the fisherman's bow
wait oh I see all right I don't know how oh my god do it again
Got it! Another one! Where them fish at?
Ohhhh! It's a miracle!
Do not be afraid, Simon, for on this day forward, you will fish for people, and not for fish.
Fish for people? How can I do that?
With faith, Simon. And from now on, you shall be called Peter the Rock.
Are you really?
Wait, I just changed his name? Damn, okay.
James and John. Okay, I gotta go find out something.
Never seen anything like this nothing all night. Yo, yo, I gotta go find these guys. We're gonna lock in our disciples right now
Okay, yo, truly he said he would find us when the time comes and here he is
That's right
What how did you do that's right? We've been fishing all night. It's like magic, bro
James John do not be afraid what you have seen here is only the beginning
Who is this man?
How does he command the fish like that?
You know our names.
Who are you?
I know much more about you
than just your names.
Come, follow me,
and I will make you fishers of men.
Fishers of men?
We don't understand.
It's pretty fucking obvious, man.
You will help me gather people.
Just as you cast your nets to gather fish,
you will help me gather people
in the kingdom of God.
We will follow you.
But how is this possible?
With faith, everything is possible.
I gather those who are called to join me
in a place to rest and learn together.
Rabbi, I have a house in Capernaum.
A humble place, but it can be a place for us to stay.
Oh damn, alright let's go.
If it is Capernaum you seek,
you can take the bowdye dock near the city's edge.
We'll carry you all safe.
Let's go.
Very well.
Let us go to Capernaum together.
And there, I will teach you the way.
Father, will you be alright if we go?
Yes!
Go my sons, follow the one who commands even the fish.
I believe this path was meant for you.
Makes sense, bro.
Like, if I had some dude that could talk to fish,
I would be like, yeah, alright, let's go.
Arrive to Capernaum.
Okay, sail with the apostles by boat.
okay well I gotta go over there right let me go oh there's the boat let's go
fish commander yeah like yeah but does that mean Aquaman Jesus um it's one
point on the graph okay it doesn't draw a line but it's an interesting
coincidence okay that's all well there's the boat okay let's go
damn so where oh we must have lost the apostles on the way over that's okay
my house is on the other side of the town oh there they are straight until you
reach the market by the main road the roman occupation brings tension to our town
these roman seem like real assholes huh what a bunch of dickheads let's go
Do you think there will be a good harvest this year?
Uh-oh.
Time to see Asma on walking on water?
That's right.
At the edge of the town square, Jesus spotted a tax collector working for the Romans.
Oh no.
He needed the emperor's collaborator among the inhabitants of Galilee.
Uh-huh.
What a great lesson Matthew could bring to the rest of his followers for this reason.
Yo, talk to Peter? Yo, yo, yo.
We are almost there. This is a good place for my brothers to rest.
Okay.
A fine spot. We will wait here until you return.
Alright.
Master, come with me. My wife will be glad to see you.
Okay. Very well, Peter. Lead the way.
What is this?
Tax collectors.
Oh, shit
Yo
Why I have returned he doesn't even say your name
Peter I am glad you are home based. I am worried about my mother was wrong. What has happened
She has been burning with fever for days. Nothing helps. She grows weaker with each hour
Mm-hmm master can you help her take me to her?
All right, where's she at?
Oh damn they got a two-story house. Oh no talk to Peter's wife
This is content. Oh, oh
Master her strength is fading. I have tried everything, but the fever will not leave her
If there is any way to help her
The sickness shall leave her. Let me come closer to her
The hell
Commandment sequence observe the glowing symbols and learn the correct order then repeat the sequence by interacting with the images. Okay
So...
You shall not steal. You shall not murder. Oh, okay.
I have to learn to hearing healing.
Okay, so it's this one?
Oh wait, how the fuck does this work?
Learned a healing miracle.
Let me go over here maybe?
Okay, so you have no other gods before me, right?
Maybe it's this one?
You gotta know your war?
I'm trying to figure it out.
okay it says you should have no other gods before me now he has what is his
finger up it says one I got it I understand now you shall not make
yourself an idol oh shit yeah you shall not take the name of the Lord in
in vain. Oh, he's covering his mouth. It's got to be at this.
Respect God's name. Yeah. Remember the Sabbath and keep it holy.
Okay, it's this one. Keep the Sabbath holy. Yes. Honor your mother
and father. Oh, it's right there. Honor your parents. Yes. Damn, bro, I lit that shit
up okay good now I now I know how to do it okay you shall not murder okay oh let's
see oh oh you shall not commit adultery okay oh yo so true you shall not steal
okay um oh bro look at his hand look at his hand he's got his hand in the
fucking in the the treasure chest so true you shall not bear false witness
against your neighbor
it's copy this one right it's a demon see yeah you shall not covet anything
thing that belongs to your neighbor oh he's mad he's like bro where do you get
all these horses and shit let's go
pick healing miracle cue okay healing miracle has been unlocked okay
Okay, let's go.
This is hard, but I'm doing it.
I did the wrong button.
Yes, okay, there it is.
Yo, thank you for the raid!
I appreciate it.
Thank you very much.
I got distracted.
Thank you, thank you.
Ma'am, she, she has risen.
Mm-hmm.
How is this possible?
Yes.
this possible yes oh the fever has left her she is well now I can hardly
believe my eyes you know what this is truly the work of God I'm Jesus to my
hand and now I am strong again yes let me serve you all but mother you were
just so weak you got healed bitch she was in need and now she is restored let
her serve with joy that's right talk to
Peter yo we're Peter at yo hey my boy
yo guess what master I have no words
she was on the brink and now she stands
as if nothing happened that's right she
was in need and now she is well I
believed in you before but now I have
seen it with my own eyes surprise bit
you will see greater things than this Peter thank you master my home is always
open to me thank you Peter damn talk to the Apostles hey oh boys guess what
check around there let's go rabbi is everything all right yeah kind of
Peters mother-in-law is healed that's wonderful news where will we go next
Uh, where's it say?
I must head towards Jerusalem.
I must head towards Jerusalem soon.
But first, I have something important for you
to do here in Cape Harnam.
Tell us, Master, we're ready.
Find those whose hearts are open.
Go into the town.
Find those whose hearts are open
and let them know that the kingdom of heaven
It's near I'll return to you soon
Begin the journey. Let us begin. We're going to Jusel now
That I watched that movie back in a day. I have that on DVD. I got it blockbuster many years ago
You're doing a Jesus cosplay I mean I just I just bought a coat man
Okay, let me go to Jerusalem.
Yo, this is a nice place.
Okay, this is a really stupid question.
That's not the wall, is it?
Is that the wall or not?
is this I mean it kind of looks like the wall I mean if I see I've seen it
before right I mean it's not okay they say it's not the wall okay don't wait
until everything is sold out yo what's up currency or money oh wow okay enter the
temple courtyard
don't wait until everything is sold out
I heard that before
I offer goods of the finest
Pink Floyd's the wall? No, this is
this is something similar
look, today's offer is exceptional
damn, everybody's trying to sell me shit today, huh?
instead of the gold
den of thieves
prices rise
oh, shit
we should stay together
so we don't get caught
isn't that the man who's
is that the man at wait?
Oh, damn. Oh, they know me.
It'll be cheap.
I got recognized.
Yo, boys.
Hey.
Overturned the money.
Shit.
Oh, shit.
It's time for me to fuck shit up, huh?
Because that's right.
We'll lose all our-
YEAH BITCH!
What is he doing?
What the fuck's wrong with you?
Okay, where's the next one?
I gotta use my Jesus vision.
What are you mad for?
First come, first serve!
What are you mad for?
Ooh, let me let him out. I'ma let him out.
Yo!
This is too-
SURPRISE!
There it is!
How can you destroy a holy trade like this?
Yes!
see that I did this what's wrong what's wrong guess what's about to happen
more birds hope you guys like birds was it very run away for you know what I
feel like right now I feel like Johnny Somali let's go oh hey guys oh oh
somebody left the goats out oh yo guys alright somebody let the goats out
that's bad wait sheep wait oh the sheep are getting lose too oh no guys damn
somebody's got to be really mad about this Jesus no wait oh wait more birds
where the birds go guys oh goats three goats there you go what's wrong oh man
Everybody's run away
Wait, was Jesus the original nuisance streamer. Oh my god
Okay, I gotta get some more money. Oh, what's this? Oh, what's going on?
That's right. Make it rain bitch coins that man is destroying everything
Damn right
Okay, where's the where's the final goats? I offer shut up bitch. Oh
Oh, is there any goats over here?
Oh, I bet they're over on the other side. I missed them. They didn't miss me.
I'll go over here. I gotta find it.
What?
Damn, they're running away. They're afraid of me now.
I'm a vengeful god.
Guess what? That's right.
That's right. That's right. Now I'll let everybody know. Hey guys, what do you think you're doing? This is a holy place.
That's exactly why I did it.
This was order established by the law.
There's a new law. This house was meant to be a house of prayer, but you've made it a marketplace.
You have no authority to change anything here
I'm not changing. I'm restoring you know this will have consequences and
So do you
But sometimes the truth has to shake the walls before anyone listens
Keep this up, and you'll bring down Rome on all of us
Maybe judgment has already begun
Maybe you should ask if Heaven's judgment has already begun.
Ooh, exit the temple courtyard.
Bro, so I fuck shit up and die just for me.
Well, I should let these- I'm gonna let these guys go too.
Yo, yo, yo.
Can I- can I ride a- can I ride a sheep?
Can I ride a sheep?
Looks like I can't ride the sheep.
I'm trying to skip real quick.
No, I can't. I didn't mean like that, bro. Like I was just saying if I could like fucking have some mouth Jesus noticed a man
Observing him closely. Yes, he could sense this stranger knew the streets and shadows of Jerusalem all too well
And saw immediately what a unique addition this man would be among his followers
Who is it? Oh
Or perhaps some information it's peace be with Judas. Oh
No.
Okay.
Talk to Judas.
Rabbi, that was quite the scene in the temple.
You've made powerful enemies today.
God, I know.
It's not safe here after dark.
I have a quiet place nearby.
Where is it?
Go to the edge of the lower city, near the wall, my hope.
You'll find my hideout there.
Okay.
Thank you.
I'll meet you there shortly.
Alright, let's go over there now.
Locate Judas' hideout near the lower city.
Seems like a pretty nice guy.
Well, how about that?
Yeah, I mean, he's gonna let me stay at his place
because I fucked up a bunch of stuff.
Like that's kind of a nice guy.
Yeah.
Okay, let's go.
Did Jesus do parkour?
No. Jesus invented parkour.
It is from him all things are made.
So actually by the logic Jesus actually did invent parkour according to the war.
You know, like you think about that.
And I mean technically on like a specific level it kind of makes sense.
Think about that. Does Jesus have a shadow?
Yeah.
It's called the devil.
Who's older? Jesus or Biden?
It's a tough one.
It's a really tough one.
Would Jesus be a skateboarder?
Uh, yeah. Why would he? Of course.
He made skateboards. Why wouldn't he use them?
Oh, maybe I could go up this one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's up here. Okay. So...
I think so, right? Lower Jerusalem.
Wait, I thought, well, I thought it just went up.
Okay, whatever.
It is what it is.
So this is Judas' hideout.
That's what they call it.
Um...
How do I get in there?
It is...
Probably not like that.
I guess I must have missed a door.
Um...
Uh...
I mean jump on him wait oh shit wait is it maybe wait a minute maybe it is a
parkour puzzle wait I think it is
hang on you found it not bad huh there's why it didn't useful I've spent a lot of
nights here watching the city move yeah you've seen enough to know that I'm not
here to hide you're not like the others you speak like you know where all this
is going I do well maybe not everything especially because of that come have a
meal and rest a little night will fall soon what a nice thank you Judas this
means more than you know. Sit down for the meal. Oh, it's a nice meal. Look at that.
Apostle called. Oh, it looks like that Pharisee from the temple. A fairy? Wait for the visitor.
Oh, it's that guy.
I'm going to go back to my room and talk to him.
I talked to Niko Demis.
Rabbi, we know that you are a teacher come from God.
For no one can do these signs that you do unless God is with him.
That's correct.
Most certainly, I tell you, unless one is born anew, he cannot see God's kingdom.
How can someone be born when they are old?
They can't go back inside their mother, they can't be born a second time.
Well, most certainly I tell you...
Jesus answered, most certainly I tell you, unless one is born of water and the spirit,
he can't enter into God's kingdom.
That which is born of the flesh is flesh.
That which is born of the spirit is spirit.
Don't marvel that I said to you, you must be born anew.
Are you the teacher of Israel and don't understand these things?
No one has descended into heaven, but he who descended out of heaven, the Son of Man who
is in heaven.
As Moses lifted up the serpent in the wilderness, even so must the Son of Man be lifted up,
that whoever believes in him should not perish, but have eternal life.
That sounds pretty good.
For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only son.
That's a spoiler.
him should not perish but have eternal life yeah guys I thank you for speaking
with me tonight yeah go in peace Nico Dimas rest until sunrise
Apostle found complete the Apostles okay I've got now I've got to get all the
other guys oh shit I gotta get all them fattiest that it what from oh fuck
Now we got to get all the boys together.
Okay, let's go.
I'm going to go over there right now.
You got to get their band together?
Yes, exactly.
Now after we get everybody together, I don't know what happens.
I'm actually not really sure.
So we're going to find out.
Okay, we'll go around through here.
There it is.
You're going to say Max, weren't you?
Yeah, I was.
name Thaddeus until like I was like 23 like I thought that was like just the name of a fucking boss
in a game I was like Thaddeus like what the fuck like why would somebody name himself after that
it was like some black guy with that name I was like what the fuck like really you can do that
okay and now I gotta go turn this in I gotta go talk to the carpenters
I
Wonder if I'm gonna have to do a miracle and
And I'm gonna be able to create wood
If I have to create wood I will
I'll do whatever I need to do
Damn there are ways away was he fat I don't remember
I mean probably it's America. So there's like a 50-50 on that one, right?
Can you park or not a whole lot like it's crazy that Judas was like a fan of parkour
I didn't even know that that's like hidden lore that I guess maybe it wasn't in the Bible
It's in like maybe the extended edition. Maybe that's the reason why
And this a ways away
I'm sure I hope I'm going the right way. I'm assuming I'm going the right way. I just don't know
the directors cut
Yeah, um, I know they're gonna do the, uh...
He's silent at times.
That's not really. I talk all the time.
Yeah, what do you mean?
What are we talking about?
I've been talking constantly.
So, yeah, I know they're doing the Passion of the Christ too.
Like, I said that, uh, you know, we got a minute here because it's taking me...
I guess it's taking me a minute to go over there. I'm assuming it's taking me a minute to go over there.
Uh, is that my mom, one of the only movies that she ever took me to see, was Passion of the Christ.
I really am thinking about it. It might have been like pretty much the only one
There is a stillness in the city today. Oh, I gotta go around that way. I get it. Okay, so yeah, and so
Yeah, the second one coming out like am I gonna watch it? I feel like I kind of have to right
wait
What am I what where are they?
Where am I
Okay, so it says it's over there, but where's a...
Well...
I'm trying to figure this out, okay?
Don't tell me it's all the way over there.
Is it all the way over there?
So I ran all the way over here for nothing!
Oh my god!
Okay, now let me go...
I got teleport over there.
Yes.
I got fast travel?
I didn't know that.
Okay, we found it.
Go to the building site.
I was confused.
You got Jewish suit?
I know, I got his ass.
Okay.
Yo!
Jesus, we thought you were a shepheress. They said a roof needed mending after the storm
Mm-hmm. Yeah
Peace to this house and those who raise it the roof stands. How goes it with you?
The stone is true, but once half a finger's breath to the left hmm and the mortar cries for water
hmm
Good mortar is like love. It binds the whole is unseen of a matter. Yeah, I
Seek builders for a greater work
You build a small thing yet a needed one
But I speak of a greater work a house of living stones a church within the hearts of men
I seek builders come and follow me
We trust you, but we have work in hand cornus to set the materials already
Okay, I finished the house, then you go.
Wall is not left half raised.
Yeah, that's true.
Count the cost, let's finish this.
Whoever would build the tower first sits down and counts the cost.
Let us finish this first, give me the cord and the trowel.
You will help?
These hands, remember? A heart rejoices.
For every stone set in its place is like a man finding his way.
Help finish the building work, okay?
In every house a stone is needed that ties two walls and bears their weight in the father's house
That stone is grace. Yes, and he who accepts ascending does not flee the burden
He bears it with joy. We have to do all shall not fall
Damn
Oh put this up to put the windows into oh I got to do the roof got it wait oh
there's like a like fucking grass on the roof I didn't even think of that it's
it's well as though it had waited for this very place so yeah there is he laid
the next stone Jesus answered him it's basically I didn't even know about the
insulation.
B as in mortar.
Where the line runs crooked, B as the plumb line.
Where there is a shard, find for it the fitting gap.
And if our strength fails, ask James.
Call upon me, he replied.
Those who build with me do not build alone.
True.
Ooh, we got to do the outside, too.
OK, we got that.
I feel like it's done now, right?
We have to do this part too and then we put the oh damn
Damn damn I got build all this too and a bed
Ooh a table oh a furnace
And then oh a double furnace
Right, that's off a price to go wait wait what so speak with the carpenters. Oh
Oh. Oops. Talked to the wrong guy.
Pizza oven?
Thank you.
We have a blessing here, and only take what is needed.
Okay.
The road will teach you the rest.
Most needful and steadfast heart and patience.
Yeah.
okay so then I need to go and get Philip under the fig tree where the hell's the
fig tree the fuck is that oh he's over here we go get that bitch where's Philip
where's the son of a bitch what man police yeah we're gonna get a Bible
minigame it's what I I feel like it's like a full-length game like I don't
really know my expectation is that actually I have no idea what's gonna
happen I have literally no fucking clue we're just gonna go through it we're
gonna play through I remember I played through the prologue whenever it first
got announced in this game was a little bit controversial right and it first
got announced then I played that for maybe like an hour and I think that the last thing
that I did in that game was like cure a kid of COVID or something like that and then afterwards
like I so I think this is like we're already like way past that because I remember there
was like some puzzle in that game that took me like an hour and 45 minutes to do and
it was like just go from here to here like that was it like I just couldn't figure
it out and so you gotta play as Captain Bible no I am that's that's literally
me right now you fought Satan too I did yeah you were in the desert that's what
I thought I was about to do at the beginning I was like wait a minute
this is what I saw before okay so talk to Philip to capitalist yo welcome what
brings you here welcome Philip how do you know my name I looked it up don't
You remember me we've met before Rabbi I remember though during your extraordinary baptism. We didn't have the chance to get acquainted
Then this is a good chance to make up for it
I've heard what you did in Cana Lord word reached even John
He spoke of you publicly setting out on a new path damn, bro
I'm getting more people on my side follow me and you'll see where it leads
wonderful we have found the one Moses right out in the law and the prophets
also wrote of Moses the son of Joseph from Nazareth damn can anything good come
out of Nazareth Bartholomew come and see shut up bitch who's this guy wait for
Bar- Bartholomew's arrival?
Who's his asshole?
Yo.
Hey.
Shalom.
Hey!
Here's the tr-
Here is a true Israelite!
Who- In whom?
There is no deceit!
I already seen you.
He does look like a gigachat, he does.
Before Philip called you, I'd already seen you.
So I listened to you then full of concern out in the wilderness under the fig tree.
Yes.
Uh-huh.
But...
Uh-huh.
But uh...
Follow me and many surprises await you.
Teacher, you truly are the Son of God, the King of Israel.
I know.
You will see heaven opened.
And the angels of God descending and ascending upon men.
And thus Jesus called two more apostles, Philip, ever ready to bear witness to others with his feet firmly on the ground,
and Bartholomew, the skeptic who, in a moment of personal revelation, became a witness with a bold, exalted confession of faith.
Damn true!
Okay, Simon, zeal without a sword. Find a zeal that's high down.
Oh, shit.
Okay, let me go over there.
Oops.
Cancel and now I tell I teleport he's been viewing since birth. Yeah
A chisel of jaw line was promised one three thousand wait. This is three thousand years ago never mind
fuck
2000 but yeah is what it is
By the way, how's about to say yeah, 2000 yeah, think about that
that okay um maybe it's time to swing yeah it's got to be okay okay we're day at
Jesus approached Simon's hideout clubs lay abandoned on the ground
sticks blood was spilled and anger hung in the air we saw the wounded oh he knew
that mercy must come first.
Heal the wounded, or wear the wounded.
Do you know where I can find some-
Where are they?
Some good pottery?
The Roman occupation brings tension to us.
Let's go in.
Let's offer prayers at the synagogue before night.
I hope there will be enough-
Heal the wounded.
Oh shit, it says over there.
Don't come near him.
He brings us taxes and lashes.
Taxes and lashes, suffering bears no banners.
Love won't drive Rome from our land.
Damn.
Love will heal your heart and hearts change history.
Why are you helping me?
Because love comes first.
All right, Baldi.
It's time to become healed.
Can I heal his hairline too?
Oh damn look at his arm. Oh his chest. Oh wow. Talk to Simon. Yo, guess what I just did.
What you did was harder than any fight. That's right. Lay down your sword. Fight for hearts.
Begin with your own. If this is what your kingdom looks like, then lead me.
Damn. Alright. We will go together.
Unchieved his blade instead of anger. He carried peace with him. Yes
All right, Thomas. I need to get Thomas. I have two more
Approach the tax booth. Oh shit another tax collector
Someone in chat said not even Jesus can cure that
I mean, we're gonna find out guys. We're gonna have to find out I gotta I got baby get a hair transplant myself, man
Thomas a tank? No, no, this is Thomas the disciple of Jesus.
It's slightly different. Yeah, you're confused.
Yo.
Me? You want me to follow you? Me?
Me?
Yeah, fucking idiot.
Well I gotta fight him.
Yeah.
Yes!
Damn! Glad I found you Matthew.
Oh, we got ourselves a cook!
That's a good idea.
Damn, this guy's a real dickhead, huh?
the watch what a fucking asshole all right our final disciple arrive at Nain
where is name name where is name left a six-figure salary yeah bro like Jesus
saw Thomas lost in thought oh what up he knew that a deep hunger for truth and
a search for tangible proof meant more to him than a blind following of faith.
Yowding Thomas, I remember this.
Greetings, wait, you are Jesus of Nazareth?
Yeah.
Your teaching precedes you, yet I do not know how you would know my name, nor why you appear
in my humble workshop.
Yeah?
Greetings, Thomas, inquisitive as ever.
Follow me and you will see.
As I said, word of your wonders and sayings reaches me, but my mind needs more than tales.
Am I now to trust in what I cannot touch or grasp with reason?
Words, like seeds, they need good soil.
Many questions trouble me, and in the synagogues I do not find their answers.
If your soil is truly so rich, and let your faith sprout.
Have you heard that? Something's happening outside.
It doesn't sound like the usual city noise. It's almost as if someone is crying.
I hear many people too.
In nine, crowds rarely gather without reason, and such crying, it usually means only one thing.
An execution!
Oh, fuck.
I have no one left.
Yo.
There is no one left to call me by name.
She's alone.
Completely alone.
Oh, no.
Damn. I see your pain, woman.
She's not strong and independent.
Damn.
Uh-huh. I hear your words.
why should I even return home now to call someone who will not answer I'm gonna
get them back do not weep Lord if you have mercy look upon me I am looking oh
shit looked at her son and then said young man I say to you arise oh I watch
What's that anime?
Yeah, I saw that!
Wait a minute, wait a minute, what's this?
Fruits of the spirit, pick up the object, the best answer is the trial and throw it at the target to complete the task.
Okay.
Okay, um...
Uh... um...
What does this say?
kindness withholding okay it's probably something hurt you but now needs your
help revenge okay okay it looks like it wasn't revenge okay what about with
holding looks like it wasn't withholding either maybe it's actually kindness
guys kindness is refusing to near it was can you believe that someone got the
Success you wanted joy envy resentment resentment
Wait, dude. I got it right in the hole. Oh
Bro, all right fine joy Jesus joy finds
Oh, geez guys, okay, you may be right, but the argument keeps growing pride. I'm right
What does it say stubbornness?
yep shit piece fuck no no wait can I just okay all right fine someone keeps
interrupting you and it irritates you sarcasm no but I thought okay apparently
not patience assertiveness how about assertiveness no wait I think I'm starting
understand this.
Patience gives the hard time to not answer in anguish.
Someone is being rude in the conversation.
Gentleness, contempt, payback.
Lead me not into temptation.
Okay, wait, wait, I thought, did I, wait, did I miss so bad that it didn't even work?
Gentleness extinguishes the fire of wrath without losing its strength.
No one is watching you could cheat.
I mean, resourcefulness, right?
I mean, it's another good idea.
OK.
What about you got to be pragmatic, right?
I guess not.
OK.
Let's try this one.
Self-control.
Yeah, self-control.
I unlocked resurrection?
Oh, shit.
This lesson's for you.
I know, it's horrible
It's okay, oh yeah, pick the resurrection, you're- oh, I have to respawn him
Okay, okay, I wonder if this one's really- oh shit, I hit the wrong button
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute
I hit the wrong button again
This kid's gonna die
I
Did he yeah, just do
Damn, well he almost died he almost died
Wow
mother
What I am
Almost almost lost him
That was close. I was really close
No, he's deaf now.
And now, I feel the warmth of your hand.
Two processions met at the gate. One of life, one of death.
And now we have all the disciples.
The same tear of a mother halted the march.
One word from the Lord turned its course.
Compassion sees first before anyone even asks.
Damn. He was that guy.
So wait a minute.
We were going back into heaven.
You told him to get up and he did.
I saw it.
But it still doesn't feel real.
Well, it is.
Give it time, Thomas.
Let it settle in your heart.
I build things that last for years and they still decay.
In a moment, you undid what can't be undone.
If death obeys you, then I should too.
Damn, let's return to where we began in your workshop.
Yes. Before we left, I had a question for you.
Okay, what is it?
What is the heaviest burden that one carries with a smile,
and the greatest victory won through a fall?
I don't have to pick one, right, do I?
Humility?
Uh...
Yeah, probably humility.
It's probably not gold.
It's probably not even, or it's probably humility.
And now tell me, what is the temple that has neither walls nor altars and is everlasting?
The fellowship of hearts bound together by love.
That has to be it, right?
Last question.
What makes a person see what is not before his eyes and understand what he does not
hear with his ears?
Thanks to person to see what's not
Probably faith right and I would assume cuz it's like the Bible like I would assume would probably be faith like that's why I would have to guess
You know I just cuz yeah than years of study what is hidden. I mean cuz it's like the Bible right you are the teacher I have sought
Yeah
Come with me Thomas I
I will show you a new way of seeking truth, and you will help me proclaim it.
Thomas' mind until then full of questions found its first answers, and his heart, its teacher.
We collected every...
Then he followed him to seek truth on the road, and not in the scrolls.
Every single fucking disciple.
We got the bullies back together.
Let's go.
And now I have to go back to Peter.
Let's go.
You have to go back to Copernicus.
Full stack?
Yeah, bro.
We got everybody together now.
Okay.
So I feel like that's what has to happen now, right?
Like yeah, we got all the guys and so like are we gonna go and like, I don't know, do
miracles and shit?
I feel like that would be a good idea.
It's a good time for that, isn't it?
Ooh.
Yes.
Peter, I am glad to see you too.
Ooh.
What brings you here I was bored I came I came because I want you I
Came because I want to invite the others here. I'll tell Andrew to help me prepare this gathering. Yeah, will Matthew come too?
Yes, I want him to be here as well
Fine
But James and John may grumble about Matthew's presence. I'm too bad and Simon the zealot looks at him as if he could pierce him with his eyes
I'm gonna deal with it. It doesn't matter. I
Know my friend. That's exactly why I need them together
All right, I'll make sure everyone comes
Instagating someone has to keep order in this group with Matthew counting every coin and Thomas doubting even his own breath
someone has to be the voice of reason that what that's me right because I'm
like Jesus that's why I chose you for this task all right go to the
appointed place anointed place the river are plentiful this year this is a
fisherman are very happy okay let's go here let's go let's go to the place
Oh, look who it is.
Jesus knelt in silence, praying words known only to Him and the Father.
He asked that His followers love and be one, as He and the Father are one.
And He looked up at the sky and whispered, Thy will be done.
Damn.
Shouldn't all the guys be here though?
I feel like that's like the next case.
Oh, look what it is.
Now, speak with, oh, shit.
First assembly, completing the tw-
Oh, we got the full set.
Damn.
All right.
Well, it seems I managed to gather us all.
We sit, we eat, but still don't know what this meeting is about.
Usually, when Jesus invites us somewhere like this, it means something is about to happen.
Yeah, it is.
Or that one of us is about to receive another lesson in humility.
This time, it's not me, at least not that I know of.
No, it's not you, Baldy.
It's probably about money.
A meeting organized in such a hurry always ends up being about money.
Well,
Who knows, you might be right my friend, but just as well, it could be about miracles.
What was it about miracles?
Today, it is neither about money nor miracles.
This time, it is about you.
First of all, I want to thank you for coming here so quickly, and so early.
Well, it wasn't easy, but we're here.
I just hope the news you have for us is worth coming and dawn.
It is.
It is important. For today you will learn that each of you will go forth to proclaim the
kingdom of God. For this great task, I have chosen those who have the courage to love others.
But how, Master? Us? You mean we should go alone?
No, my dear Philip. You will not go alone. But with the Spirit who will guide you.
But how are we supposed to do this? We're not like you. We can't heal. We can't
even speak well to crowd some of us barely tolerate company
am Thomas is my boy how about that I did not choose you because you were ready I
chose you so that you might become ready if we're to go somewhere we must know
where the world is full of dangers Romans Pharisees pagans and fishermen without
any experience in preaching.
That's like him.
When you find the poor, you will be needed.
Where there is sickness, you will bring healing.
Where there is darkness, there will also be light.
Us?
But how?
You are the one who has the power.
That's true, but the power I received from the Father can also flow through you.
I want you to not only go to the people of Galilee, but to all who do not yet
know that God loves them. By the way, I just totally made that part up. Yeah.
It's the same.
You are already my disciples, but from today, you will also be my sent ones, my apostles.
Apostles? That sounds serious.
It is.
Indeed, brother. It sounds almost like trouble.
It's from the Zerk.
All right, but can you tell us what exactly we are to do, master?
You are to proclaim that the kingdom of heaven is near.
Heal the sick, lift up those who have fallen.
And if someone refuses to receive us?
Shake the dusk off your sandals and move on.
You did not come to me with pride, but empty hands.
And those who come with empty hands can have them filled.
But Master, how will we decide who should go where?
I'll just make it up.
Peter and Andrew, I send you to Nain.
Your firmness will lead many. Andrew, your gentleness will heal the wounded.
Separately, you will give much. Together, you will give what name needs most right now.
Yes, master. Together, we are stronger. Right, brother?
Right. My brother and I will do everything we can to fulfill your task.
James and John, go together to Bethesda.
It is your shore and your wind. James, your courage will awaken the sleepers.
John your love will hold those who are already leaving together. You will turn thunder into light will go master
I'll tell them that the word knows their names and that they are not just the weight of the nets
Okay, that's good
And I will lift those afraid to cast aside their old nets a fire will burn within them not to destroy but to guide damn
Alright, let's go
I think I messed up Matthew son of Levi and you Thomas you will go to Copernicus
one of you knows the language and the customs of the Romans and the other
questions deeply and can lead doubters toward the light together you will be a
bridge a heart to forgive and a mind to explain I will go over good idea I'll
start with my own house as a good idea right tax collectors and those others
avoid I want mercy to be the first sign they see I'll gather the testimony of
the field and answer questions clearly and simply if words are not enough I'll
ask them to do some good hmm there it is James you James and you Jude
Thaddeus. I send you south to Jerusalem. You too do not seek fame. James can listen
and set things in order. Jude can lift the weary and reconcile the divided.
We'll go master. I'll set days for prayer and teaching and keep records of
all so that no one is forgotten. I'll listen long and speak briefly. Okay.
That's good. I'll speak with those who live in fear of people's opinions.
the barons. Yeah. Simon, the zealot and Judas. I send you to northern Jerusalem. Simon, your
former zeal and learned patient courage there. Judas, you think clearly and see risk. That
Place needs people who can bring order to matters.
I'll ask for clear rules and accountability.
What we gather for the poor will record.
What we promise will fulfill.
What a nice guy.
Then each of you now knows where you are to go.
Carry the message of peace.
Heal the sick.
Proclaim the kingdom of God.
Freely you have received.
Freely give.
Lord, before we leave, I just want to be sure.
Why did you choose us?
I don't know.
Because you believed.
Even though you do not yet understand, and that is enough.
On that simple rooftop in Cape Verdeus
began a story that has never ended.
12 ordinary men with fear, doubt, and hope answered the call.
They did not yet know they would become the foundation
of a new world.
Not through power, but through service.
not through strength, but through love.
And so, in the glow of the morning sun,
a community was born.
Damn.
One that would carry the light onward
to the very ends of the earth.
That sounds good.
Yeah, I feel like that sounds pretty good, right?
Rest for a day.
Okay.
I gotta go rest.
I take a break.
Why no women?
We're not into that.
A certain number of followers gained them
by completing activities marked on the map,
you can track your progress.
Okay, all right, press space to continue.
Okay, I have to get 20,000 followers.
All right, so how do I do that?
Okay, so I just run around and heal people.
Okay, I can do that, it's easy.
Yeah, let's go.
Can I, okay, is there a way I can like track it?
No.
Okay.
Content King?
Yeah, bro, I thought I played this.
I mean, to be fair, this is kind of like content, right?
Okay, oh, this is the one that's sick.
Okay, healing.
Get out of there.
Oh no.
Oh no!
Oh no!
You've been saved.
You've been saved, brother.
Yeah, that's right. You're welcome Jeremiah
You busted ass bitch
Okay, now we got to go. Oh, we got an exorcism this guy. Oh shit
Please go away from me. Oh, bro. He's he's fended out of his mind. Oh
Shit
Oh, no.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Wait, where do I put them in the box?
Where's the box?
Wait, aren't I supposed to put them in the box?
Here.
Want me to put them on this guy?
Okay.
All right.
I got him.
And where does he go?
Oh, he goes in there. Okay.
Alright, demon. Demon, it's time for you to go in the box.
Got him. Get the fuck out of here, bitch.
Okay, oh, maybe I have to talk to the guy. I don't know if I do or not. Let me see.
Okay, I'm good.
Alright, so where's the next guy?
Alright, let's go talk to this Pharisee.
I don't know who the hell this guy is.
Um...
Oh, shit, what's this?
The people grew quiet as he came forward.
Oh, damn.
Some came to listen, some came to judge.
Damn.
Others only wanted to see the man that heard it.
Time to get a sermon.
Then Jesus stepped up, looked at the crowd, and began to teach.
Okay.
A man was going down from Jerusalem to Jericho, and he fell among robbers.
Mm-hmm.
They stripped him, beat him.
He flipped the tables and chased people out. Yeah, I did a priest passed that way
He saw the man and went on
Then a Levite came he looked upon him and passed by as well
But then came a Samaritan a stranger despised by many
Oh, he saw the wounded man and was moved with mercy the good Samaritan
He lifted him up. Wow him to safety then he said
care for him yeah ever more is needed I will repay when I return tell me then
which of these proved a neighbor is a six sevening suffered he's not six sevening
wrong who showed mercy he's preaching the word of God and do likewise this is
totally different what have we to do with you Jesus of Nazareth have you
come to destroy us what is this a heck what I know who you are the holy one
of God oh shit do we have to fight this guy wait wait it's a bonus exorcism the
fishing the river are plentiful that's right fishermen okay good I had to give
that guy a little bit of a bonus exorcism right there what up I am a
Pharisee keeper of the law and guardian of our heritage yes Flavius Josephus wrote
a place me and with reason you can find me in Jerusalem Bethlehem Nazareth or by
the banks of the Jordan River yeah if you truly are as wise as they say then
face me and answer three riddles drawn from the sacred script oh shit oh fuck
talk to me if you are ready all right all right let's hit it one ravel of
thought-provoking yeah let's go who was the king of Israel known for his great
wisdom and who settled a dispute between two women over a child um
Solomon correct was that it would you like to solve an intriguing mental
puzzle which city was destroyed by fire and starting to go on
Okay, so do I get points for that?
Instead I have to do three, right?
Oh, wow.
Joshua, I think?
Joseph?
Yeah, I didn't know that.
Uh-huh.
Yeah, I actually didn't know that one.
Yeah, I didn't know that.
Uh-huh.
Yeah, I actually didn't know that one.
I wasn't sure.
Okay, oh, I gotta heal this guy.
Okay, let me go over here.
I gotta heal him.
Where is he?
Is over this way?
Um, let's see, how do I do that?
Where is he?
Where is he?
Maybe he's up to the top?
There's no way, right?
No.
Where the hell is it?
It says it should be right here, right?
Oh, maybe it's somehow it's inside.
We gotta go inside, right?
No, there's no way to even get inside.
Well, how the fuck do I do this one?
I can't open a door.
I can't go up to fucking ladder.
Think we have to go somewhere else and to recruit more women occupation
Nope
Okay, we got a lot no it doesn't work. I think we go somewhere else occupation brings tension float. No, no, it doesn't let you do that I
Didn't know there's a crouch button apparently there is
Okay, let me see if I can go up this way and if I can't we're gonna go to the other town
Didn't Jesus fly? No, that was uh that that was uh um fucking that was uh like a
horse or something like that. Yeah that's totally different. I mean there's no
way you have to parkour around. I never told you to do that. Okay so I'm assume
wait a minute wait a minute there's no way right? Okay there's no way. Alright
apparently I don't have to do this one we're gonna go to the next town.
Apparently this guy, I guess he's gonna die. I guess he dies guys. That's just what
I gotta go to the other town. Let's go.
Okay. I've almost got 13,000 followers now. Has he duped the fish? Did I do the
fish duping glitch? I did actually. Yeah we duped the fish a little while ago
And that was the one I remember that like that was the first one in that playthrough
That I had no fucking idea how it worked, and I messed it up like crazy
I'm an influencer. I am I'm that guy
Corazine, okay
Now I have to do another sermon I suppose I'm assuming let's go over there
Jump in the ocean to see if you can walk on water?
No, it's like an activatable skill.
Like, you can't- oh, it's like you always walk on water.
You just- you turn it on whenever you're ready to do it.
It's like a buff, right? It's an active buff, not a passive buff.
Okay.
Even though Jesus was a pacifist, this is an active buff.
Okay, um...
Black synagogue. Wait, black synagogue?
I don't know, but man, it's pretty white to me the people grew quiet as he came forward
That's right. Some came to listen some came to judge
Others only wanted to see the man. They had heard about yes, then Jesus stepped up
Looked at the crowd and began to teach. What's up boys? Yo a soul
Hey out to so look who it is some seed fell by the road and the bird Jesus was white of course he was
That's why I have all the pictures, he's white.
Duh.
We've got pictures.
We'll come up on Google.
Is this the content, King of Kings?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
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with joy, but do not endure. And some hear, yet the cares of this world choke what is
good within them. But blessed is the one whose heart is good soil. For the word is living
and where the heart is open, it shall bear fruit. He who has ears to hear, let him hear.
Let him here.
OK.
Is this somebody going to start trouble?
No.
OK, good.
Damn, we're up to 14,000 now.
Holy shit.
OK, we're farming then.
OK, now let me go over maybe to like here.
I mean, there's only one guy over here.
I mean, do we really want to save one guy?
I feel like we should, right?
I mean, it seems like it's the right thing to do.
Let me, let me scroll around and look at where all the other...
Oh, there's a lot of people that we do, we have to do it.
Okay, alright, we're gonna have to go save that one fucking idiot.
Let's go.
I mean, Jesus has to say, I mean, it says, you know, he saves everybody, right?
So, like, we can't, we've gotta leave no man behind.
Okay, let's go.
That's what Jesus would do?
You're right, that is what Jesus would do.
Let's go.
Thanks for streaming, happy Easter.
Thanks, man, I appreciate it.
I mean 20k followers on Twitch, no different game.
That was last week.
This is this week, this is totally different.
Totally different dynamic, totally different situation.
Jesus was spiritually American.
Not enough people talk about that
because I mean, I think everybody kind of knows that,
But there's a lot of people that don't really, there's no way I can't.
Okay, yeah, I have to go there first, okay.
Um, well, yeah, but that's true.
You're right about that.
Yeah, it mattered to that one.
Yeah, for sure.
America's based on him.
Well, that's why he was the first president.
We all know this.
Everybody knows this.
Is there DLC for this game?
Uh, yeah, there's a DLC, but it's pretty hotly contested.
They call it the Koran and you know like this and this is expansion itself, right?
And even this DLC was there's a lot of people that think that this is just bullshit
So yeah, I mean it really depends on what it is
So Christ, that's what I am am I wrong?
Can you walk on water? Okay, you guys really want me to try and see if you can walk on water
I actually don't know if I can or not
No, I don't have that unlocked yet.
It looks like I don't have water walking unlocked yet.
Okay, I'm almost there.
Let's go.
The DLC was Jonathan Smith.
No, guys, that was...
I'm sorry, bro, but that was like a DeviantArt fan fiction.
Really, like, I mean, reading it out of a hat and the guy was like a felon, like,
Guys like listen like I know a lot of great Mormons
I don't know any Mormons that aren't great, but like man. I don't believe that shit like really like there's no way man
There's no way like I
Mean come on
Okay, let's see. Um, all right, so we got to go and rescue this person. So where is it?
Where's the person?
Wait.
Oh.
Wait, it says it just had to unlock them.
The market is especially busy this morning.
Wait.
That was it?
Oh, but I got 15,000 followers now.
Oh, I'm farming.
Holy shit.
Okay, so we have to do like a world tour.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit, I gotta go over there.
Okay, oh, wait, oh, wait, I'm gonna go over there.
There's nobody at the market.
I had to spawn them in.
Okay, let's go, let's go that way.
The original content king, yeah.
All right.
Justice Smith is a prophet, just like Jesus,
but with more wives.
I'm gonna be real, like, I don't know who cucked out,
like back a few thousand years ago,
but like we used to be able to have
like a ton of extra lives and like I don't know what happened to that I feel
like somewhere along the line somebody sold us out like things were really good
I mean cuz you read the Bible and like this king has like 400 and something
lives like oh my god like I wouldn't even know what to do is it feminism I
guess like I don't know they're expensive and more chaos you just leave
No, no, the thing is like didn't you just have them all in their own house, right?
I mean like you just had them all in their own place by themselves
Soon they couldn't fucking bother you. I
Feel like that's probably what they did. I mean that that's I mean if I had 400 wives like I would have them in like a separate area
Well, I guess that sounds kind of like farming. Oh
Geez, okay. Well anyway, let's see. Oh, we got everybody
Okay, good and
And do I need to do anything here? No, I don't. Okay, so I need to go with these two women. Okay, let's go over here
Well, he's gonna give me his political opinions
He gave me his political takes
You're talking like those your dream of two lesbians. Oh, really? I don't know about that
The junior dad of an Easter traditions, yeah, we did
So we would put up Easter egg houses every single year and we had like oh my god we had like fucking
Like 200 of these fucking hotster 200 like probably a hundred hundred and fifty of these things
We had a lot of them and like I guess you probably can go and look up on
On like price as many gold Easter egg houses and you'll see like 50 of these fucking photos
because I would take photos of them every year right obviously and
And you know, especially after we got more and more and more of them
But we got to the point where we had so many of them
We didn't really have room for them. So we just stopped buying them
We just put the same ones up every year then after that
Okay, so now I unlocked the new area and okay, so I can't walk on water yet. Let me double-check
No, I can't you can see that's me down there. Okay, let's go down to the sun this way
Let's take some in wise his heart will be led astray. Yeah true. Is this a Jesus RPG?
That's exactly what it is by the way that is exactly what this is
So yeah, we did that all the time and every single and we also had it for the Halloween
we had a whole manger scene that we'd put up to and
We'd like rotate them around where it was like the Halloween houses that were similar to Easter egg houses and there's a manger
seem to like my dad wasn't really my dad was not religious like I mean he was like
I mean he was spiritual but not religious and so you know like but like
you know culturally you know obviously this is something you did as a kid and
so we do it every year just as a cultural tradition not really as a
religious thing if that makes sense
no HP bar yeah because I'm a maximum HP except for like probably at the end I
I assume that that probably will be different, you know, because of the...
Well, you know, I don't want to spoil it.
Okay, so...
Visit the place to unlock fast travel.
Okay, well, oh, I did. Okay, there it is. Good.
Alright, so I've unlocked everything, and now I need to exorcism this loser.
Let's go.
You don't need HP mode? I mean, God mode, you're right! It's God mode, you're right!
Oh, who's this guy?
Uh, please, go away from me.
Alright, let's go. Let's go. You get exorcism, bitch.
Where does he go?
Where does he go?
Where does he go?
Oh, he's over there. Okay. I gotta put him all the way over here. Let's go. Time to go in the box.
Exorcism to this bitch ass.
Easiest game of my life.
Okay, and then I- oh it's a new sermon!
Okay, I have to go do a new sermon here.
Let's go.
Exterminate all demons.
You can't say that.
That's racist.
What's your mom?
Did she have yeast through traditions?
Um, yeah, I mean, I guess well we did yeast ray hunts a lot.
GD Straycons like I was a little kid, a hundred percent, but besides that, oh yeah, I would
make a little Easter basket for him.
The people grew quiet as he came forward.
I still have it on the table where she would sit.
Some came to judge.
Others only wanted to see the man they had heard about.
Then Jesus stepped up, looked at the crowd, and began to teach.
No one lights a lamp only to hide it beneath a vessel.
It is set high so that all in the house may see its light.
So it must be with you.
You were not called to hide what is good, but to let it shine through your deeds.
Do not let the light given to you be dimmed by fear, by pride, or by indifference.
For what use is a lamp, if no one sees its flame?
True.
For what use is a word, if it does not change a life?
Yes, so shut the fuck up.
If you show mercy, show it truly.
Was she drunk?
If you speak truth, speak it without falsehood.
If you pray, let your heart become...
Man, what is she doing?
Then men shall see, neither glory, but the goodness of God.
He who has ears to hear, let him hear.
For the one who receives the light faithfully, more light shall be given.
Easy for you to speak of goodness, easy for you to speak of light, easy for you not to
fall into darkness.
She's drunk, Karen, go home.
strikes you from every side when no one spits at your face when you do not hear
curses from morning until night you speak as one who is love shit come
I will show you what it is to be hated by all!
Damn, bitch, relax!
Where's this fucking demon?
Where's this bitch at?
Come here. Come here.
Come here, you're going in the box.
Uh-uh.
17,000 already. Damn. Okay, so we did all of those. We've got one more. Oh, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah. Let's go. Okay, let me think a little bit more. Yeah, okay, let's lock this
one in right now. What is that? Cancel? Okay. 17,000. We got the boys together. Okay, we
have to talk to the Pharisee. Actually, does that increase the amount or not? I forgot
if it did or not. Let me do it again. I'll do it anyway. It doesn't matter. Okay.
My Bible knowledge is a little bit, uh, you know, it's a little bit antiquated, right?
Outdated.
It's not, uh, not up to par.
I think it followers though.
I have to mod this Pharisee, and then if I do, I'll get, wait, for a second I thought
it I was... wait...
I was about to say. Okay, alright, where's he at?
That's not him.
Oh no, I don't know where the guy is. Maybe I'm saved. I don't have to do it.
Ah, shit. Okay.
Yes.
Ooh.
I'll know the name when I see it.
Wait. Uh, Daniel.
Yes. Okay.
No.
Oh, shit. It's 10.
I thought it was nine.
Would you like to solve an intrigue?
Who tricked his father Isaac into giving him the blessing meant for his brother?
I don't know.
Esau. I don't know who the fuck that is, but it's him.
Incorrect. Who tricked?
Jacob.
Correct. I meant to confront you.
Instead, I stand convicted.
Ooh.
There it is.
Okay, and oh, we got two under that.
Alright, alright, alright. Now I gotta go talk to this, another sermon.
Oh shit, I gotta let them know
Why no female followers the only like there's like one like it's like some woke shit like Methodist like
But like has like female
Preachers, but like no bro. Like that's not that's like just that's basically DEI
It is is DEI
We don't we don't have any of that bullshit now
Okay, none of the women even have names
Besides Mary they don't have names
it's irrelevant it's not it's not important to the story there's nothing to
do with the story by the way I'm true I'm right about that's true like there's
literally no no no times that like you talk to a girl and she actually has a
name in here okay so let's go and do this truth only yeah like let me see
Where's it
Where is it
Oh the people grew quiet as he came forward. Oh sure some came to listen what some I'm standing on a
Others only wanted to see the man. They had heard about yeah
Then Jesus stepped up looked at the crowd and began to women can be followers
Yeah, a good tree does not bear bad fruit and a bad buddy does not bear good fruit
Every tree is known by its fruit
Men do not gather figs from thorns and they do not pick grapes from a thorn bush
So it is with a man's heart
What is good within him brings forth good and what is evil within him brings forth evil
Damn, that's bad.
A man may speak fair words, but his deeds will show the truth, for the mouth speaks from
what fills the heart.
Therefore do not look only at what is seen for a moment.
Look at the fruit, for in the end, every man is known by what his life brings forth.
Damn.
Same clothes, what the fuck?
It is crazy that all I needed to do was get one robe, and that was it.
5,500 holy shit. We're almost there already
Okay, let's go to oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, let's go over here
We're about to lock this in
Let's go
We got a fuck with the followers now
Okay
time the people be quiet as he came forward there he is some came to listen
some came to judge others only wanted to see the man they had heard about then
Jesus stepped up looked at the crowd and began to teach
no no but you're getting some problems ready because you're not supposed to pick
them in images that's the reason why be like service waiting for their
master to return so that when he comes and knocks they are ready to open the
door at once yep blessed are those servants whom the master finds awake and
faithful many people live as if there will always be more time they delay what
is good they delay truth they delay peace with one another man but you do not
know when the hour will come. So be watchful. Be ready in heart. Be ready to forgive. Be
ready to do what is right. True. Blessed is the man who is so true. When his Lord comes.
For the one who walks in truth does not fear that day.
Now how many followers do I have?
8,700.
Okay, so that sermon was kind of like,
that was like kind of an L sermon, right?
And so we've got to go back and like really lock in
on the next one.
And also we got to heal this guy.
Oh, I was running.
Yeah, that was only 200, yeah.
But I stumbled so luckily.
All right.
And in the end, they caught me.
Ooh, ooh.
Shouldn't have been doing something wrong.
Getting it?
Okay, I gotta talk to the Pharisee too.
My hands are strong again.
That's right! I can finally return to work!
That's right!
No, I'm just gifting her. Thank you, man. I appreciate it.
Okay, I guess it's up here, right?
Let's be up here.
Well, I can't go up that way. I can go up this way.
Okay, good.
Alright, where is this guy?
Ooh, it's over this...
Oh, I see it's up here!
I was confused!
They he is would you like to solve what tower did people try to build to tell about a heaven causing God to confuse their language
Well done easy. Are you up for an it was the first king of Israel Benjamin Net? Yeah, fuck. I think it's David
Almost, yeah, I actually don't know that's right. Yeah
Yeah, I had no idea
That's two out of three right guys two out of three. Oh, oh wait wait. Oh, I unlocked it already go to the Apostles Quet panel help John
Okay, where's John?
More than enough. Okay
All right, John where were we're my boy John at
there he is right that's probably probably got me over there okay you
with 20k I know I know I'm that guy the market is especially busy have me to
fuck it up again
John Smith, no. Okay. Where are we? There he is. John, I have returned to you.
Jesus, I was just about to send someone to find you.
You did. It's called the video game. I know.
We've been thinking about how to strengthen the people's faith. We
organized a gathering on the hill near Tabga. We didn't expect such a crowd
And more keep coming like 20,000 something like that
Yeah, I wonder why I understand
Matthew and Andrew are already there. They're doing what they can but we need you okay. Let's go
Let's meet in Togba
All right, and where the hell is that? Oh, I can't I can't help it right over there now. Okay, perfect
All right
Yeah, cuz I unlocked the other ones see thinking ahead
Actually, I wasn't even paying attention if I thought that'd be a good idea
You can't try for the shiny apostles. What is that like a special rear drop?
It's like a it took a miracle if you get it. Is that right?
Is this a Jewish game
my own eyes. Damn. As Jesus arrived, he saw a great crowd and had compassion on them for
they were like sheep without a shepherd. Right. He healed those who were in need and then he
taught the gathered people or a king of God. Oh, pick hearing miracle. Okay. Who wants to get healed?
Ooh, look at this guy. Oh, he's fucked up big time. Oh, her face is all fucked up? Damn,
what is that, like herpes? Yep, it is. Not anymore.
And the crowd listened as Jesus taught, the kingdom of my father is like a single loaf
of bread and mother places on the table. When the family gathers, each one turns off.
I'm not cursing, I'm turned off.
The bread grows smaller, yet no one leaves hungry,
for the love between them fills more than flour and water ever could.
In the same way, do not be afraid to share what you have,
even if it seems no more than a crumb.
The Father's love will multiply your gift until there is enough for you
and for the stranger at your door.
Whoever gives with trust will never go without,
for generosity opens the gates of heaven,
and heaven has no end.
Damn.
Damn. True!
Okay, let me, let me, alright, there you go, get out of here. Get out of here.
Ugly ass motherfucker, bro. Like, let me clean him up.
There it is. There it is. What about your hand?
I got your hand cleaned up. There it is.
That's right.
Next.
Who's left?
Ooh, he's over there! We gotta go get him.
Let's do it!
Oh, look at his forehead.
Oh, he's all kinds of fucked up, right?
Look at that.
Oh, on his arm, too.
Have to click on that?
No, I guess not.
Okay.
Oh, his legs.
Damn.
What kind of shoes are that?
And Jesus notified the loaves and the fish, and in this way, fed all who were gathered.
Oh, yeah.
The crowd watched in great awe as the baskets were filled with food.
The duping glitch.
Listening intently to every word that came from Jesus' mouth.
Right.
Don't worry about it. You're good.
Give him something to eat, Lord.
Even 200 Denari wouldn't buy enough bread for everyone to have even a bite.
Perhaps someone has something to share.
But what are they for so many?
Yeah, it's place the loaves and fish into the baskets
When everyone is eaten their fill gather what is left so that nothing is wasted
But that's so little you're on a diet now and God's hands small becomes much. Oh
Shit, okay open the baskets. All right
He came Jesus is here
What's the word of the baskets?
I'm once from far away, but now I don't really see it. I mean, is this one guys a basket?
Maybe it's somewhere else
Okay, well, there's no one
It was just stories the kingdom of heaven is like a green of mustard seed what a man to mustard and sowed in his field
Which indeed is smaller than all seeds, but when it is grown it is greater than the herbs and becomes a tree
So that the birds of the air come and lodge in its branches. Oh
Wait, whoa, oh it said 12. I thought said one out two
Really you shit. I got open up all these things
Surprise bitch surely
this is the work of God.
See?
Now you know!
Okay, eight?
Nine?
Ten?
Uh, wait.
Oh, I think I ran out of baskets.
Oh, there's one over there.
Okay, alright, ten? Oh, it's eleven.
Twelve, got it.
Okay.
immediately Jesus made his disciples get into the boat and go on ahead of him to
Bethsaida while he dismissed the crowd
after leaving them he went on a mountain side to pray
uh-huh didn't work later that night the boat was in the middle of the lake
and he was alone on land yeah he saw the disciples straightening at the oars
because the wind was against them oh shit walking on the lake damn it's time
all right let's do it I've been waiting on this one use the divine power
Wait, wait, wait, boys!
Oh shit, we're doing it!
Let's go!
He's him?
That's what they say.
I see them.
I gotta save them.
I save him right now.
I got these tornadoes around though.
A boy, it says avoid tornadoes.
Okay, that means I don't want to get five tornadoes.
You gotta stay careful.
Alright.
Get ready for this.
It should took me five minutes, I wish you would.
It's going to take me five seconds to watch this.
Stay focused, stay focused, stay focused.
See what I said?
I just show up.
Wait.
Wait, what?
Wait, wait if I didn't do anything wrong.
Alright, alright, alright, I'm gonna go get him.
I'm gonna go get him.
Stay away, I got to stay away.
Okay, that one was my fault.
All right, that one was definitely my fault.
Okay.
All right.
It's right there.
All right.
I got it.
I got it.
All right, it got me.
All right, that's fine.
All right, let's go again.
it's right there five seconds yeah I'm in because he's bullshit that's why it's
bullshit
I'm dead. I'm dead. It's over. It's over. I can already tell it's over. I'm gonna get,
I'm gonna make it. I'm making it. I'm making it. I'm not. Yes! Oh shit. It's cinematic.
thought he was a ghost that's right cried out because they all saw him and
were terrified immediately he started to them and said take courage it is I don't
be afraid guys Lord if it's you Peter reply tell me to come to you on the
water huh come he said then Peter got down out of the boat walked on the water
and came toward Jesus but when he saw the wind he was afraid and beginning to
say oh my god you idiot Peter you dumbass large safe Jesus immediately
Jesus come on man get it together you little faith he said why did you bet
Yeah bro, what were you thinking?
Yeah, I don't know what the hell he was thinking, man.
Only say the word.
Wait, which one?
Which word?
Where I gotta go?
I gotta go here?
I'll be there right now.
Be there right now.
Where you at?
Where you at, Phillip?
One of them will betray you?
No.
Why'd they do that?
It's absolutely fucking not.
You retarded?
Fuck no.
Don't tell me.
Oh, no, not okay.
It's okay.
Welcome, teacher.
I'm so glad you've returned to us.
News about you has spread throughout all Galilee.
Yes.
Even in Capernaum, they say you heal with just a word.
I hope so.
And here in Cana, they say you turned water into wine.
you go people ask who you truly are. What do you tell me? You let them seek signs but
truth. For blessed are those who have not seen yet have been blessed or yet have
believed. Signs make people's hearts open to faith. Faith that depends on signs is
like a flame that dies without the wind. True faith endures in silence and
trust wait the Romans are you Jesus of Nazareth Cornelius the sick and drives
out spirits yes what is it you seek doesn't feel safe to tell me what is
My only son lies sick in Capernaum. He's been burning with fever for days. I've called for physicians, even magicians, but none could help him. Can you somehow heal him so that he won't die?
But, Lord, he's a Gentile.
Anyone who asks with faith is not a stranger in the eyes of God, not even goers.
But, what do you mean?
Not even goers too, master.
Do you believe that I can do this?
Lord, I am not worthy for you to come under my roof,
but only say the word, and my son will be healed.
For I too am a man under authority, with soldiers under me.
Oh, damn. Okay.
I say to one go he goes to another come he comes yes
So I know that if you command the illness to leave it will obey you what makes sense
Yeah, then let it be done as you have said go now
Oh my god, what the fuck stop oh
He'll
All right
Okay, I hit the wrong button again
This embarrassing bro, it's okay
This guy got that shit dude dude, I'm actually that guy
Wow, wow! That's right! Look who it is!
Look at the range on this spell too! Jesus!
Very well, Jesus. I will use your soul.
In full faith, I'll set out on my way back. To see my son as soon as possible.
Only say the word. Your son lives. As you have believed, so it has happened.
Thank you Lord. I truly don't know how to thank you for such grace uh-huh you
don't need to thank me it was your face that healed your son now go to him and
live in health it's hard to believe that such a great miracle the healing of
that boy could happen across such a distance I have 5g there must have
truly believed his son would live yeah that's right now you see my beloved
friends that the faith of this Roman is open the gate of grace not the privilege
of birth but a heart willing to trust leads to life yes master now I see and
thought that out yeah I believe they should have known bro they should have
known yes lord now no one should ever doubt the grace of God that's a fact
once more he visited Cana in Galilee where he had turned the water in the
wine. And there was a certain royal official whose son lay sick at Capernaum.
I just locked that shit in. When this man heard that Jesus had arrived in
Galilee from Judea, he went to him and begged him to have his son who was
close to death. Unless you people see signs and wonders, Jesus told him, you
will never believe the royal official said sir come down before my child dies
did you fight Satan no go Jesus I've been fighting Satan the entire game
the man took Jesus and his word into party while he was still on the way
his servants met him with the news that his boy was living when he
He implied as to the time when his son died, but you can avoid the crucifixion.
Yesterday, at one in the afternoon, the fever left him.
Then the Father realized that this was the exact time at which Jesus had said to him,
your son will live.
Damn.
So he and his whole household believed.
Damn.
Then he knew this was the second sign Jesus performed after coming from Judea to Galilee
That's just what it is bro. Like he just locked that shit in it's easy
Kind of propaganda game is this
Hey, it is what it is the Grisim demon wait Demani at wait. That's bad, right? I
Feel like that's gonna be like bad or some shit. Is it demon?
What we got? We got exorcism somebody's ass?
Let's go. Let's go, I'm ready.
Baldy, what you got for me, Baldy?
Oh!
Oh!
I'll get him.
I'll get him. Don't worry about it, bro.
Have you seen him with your own eyes?
Yeah.
Was this tectone?
Beyond human.
Master, if anyone can set him free, it is you.
Oh, I'm not gonna suffer, I'm not gonna shoot him.
If the man is suffering, let's help him.
I did not come for the healthy, but for the sick.
If the man is suffering, we're not gonna shoot him?
Wait, what?
Let us board the boat and go to Garcia.
Okay, let's go.
We're not gonna shoot him.
We're gonna save him.
Oh, that makes sense, you know?
Let's go, Baldy.
Let's go.
Oh, we made it find the suffering man
Where is he? Where's this stupid idiot?
Where's his bitch ass is perfect for a walk uh-huh speak with the man
It's iDubbb
Oh.
What do you want with me?
Cough.
Jesus.
Cough.
Son of the Most High God.
Yeah.
Have you come here to...
Cough.
Torment me before the appointed time.
Yes.
What is your name?
Cough.
I'm...
I'm a-
I'm a-fucking-
I'm a-fucking-
I'm a-fucking-
Pursue him.
Alright, I gotta get his ass.
Oh, I see- I see something this way.
This way how is your family doing these days? He's over this way. We gotta get him. We gotta go
Let's go. Oh
Shit, he's already up there
Okay, let's go. You gotta catch this fucker damn he knocked down the fence too
Option I don't think so. Oh
What you do this idiot I'm gonna ask you again. What's your name?
for we are many wait that's 4chan right extra season I command you come out of
this man come here come here come here just fuck out of here dumb bitch oh get
Get him out of here!
Got him!
Get in the box!
One more!
One more!
We're Celastin!
Hey buddy!
How you doing?
Time to go in the box!
Whoa!
You beat your hand, man!
That's right!
I'm not real good.
Do not cast us into the abyss.
You're getting de-spawned.
You cast us out. Allow us to enter those pills.
No. No, no, no.
Oh my.
Oh my god. How do they get- oh no.
Oh no. Are you ki-
oh my god they made all the pigs run out of them well what about all the food I
feel like it's kind of a big problem Lord let me go with you I want to follow
you wherever you go no idiot you got possessed by a demon go home tell everybody
the Lord's mercy is done for you and how he has shown you mercy I will do as
You better I will tell everything what God has done for me
Yeah, the most high bless you on your journey. That's right
Go in peace and let your testimony bring light to many
Where's Matthew? I'm gonna let him know I dealt with this shit. It's done
Master this man was lost and now he is free. I got God has been revealed today. God damn right
That's stay and teach them
No, they ask us to leave, but the freed man will remain, and he will tell what God has done for him.
Okay, what about Thomas? Hearing the paralytic.
The paralytic?
We gotta go get that bitch, let's go!
Let's save his bitch ass right now.
Let's do it.
Now we know all the hogs act like demons.
shit was biblical that's why all those fat people get mad I never even knew that so much
makes sense now it's good to see you wow I knew it another meeting with those willing
to write word of God yeah yeah true Thomas what we say I was paying attention welcome
Thomas worst either at his house he's preparing a place but if you try to enter through the
front door you won't take more than a single step there's already quite a
crowd there oh no yeah why for what all right Thomas how am I supposed to get
inside there is a back entrance on the back you're left it open if you're going
to speak to the people it's better if you're inside first okay all right
thank you my friend rabbi some of you see you others surely want something I
think today will be especially crowded because it's me cuz I'm there you're
right if so many have come we cannot turn them away can me all right we got
to go over there now we got to save some cripple we got respawn his legs back
that they said demons that's what causing me so much because they're even
for two people
could be three too well if it's a fat demon like a Diablo you know there's
ones that blow up and shit rabbi I'm glad you came it's good you entered this
way thank you thank you Peter it is always a joy to come into your home
how many people have arrived already from what I can tell too many oh at this
way they'll be climbing on the roof and they're still coming Jesus still that
pleases you are right master but it seems not everyone came to listen I see
few scribes and Pharisees by the windows. Oh shit. Watching closely. They're trying to keep up.
Do you want me to send them away? Let them watch. No my friend. Those who have come sincerely will
stay. Give me a moment. I need to make some space. And you master, prepare yourself. Okay.
This house can barely breathe anymore. Damn. Look at all these fucking people around here.
oh my god look at this how many of them he's drawn here they're following him as
if they truly nice carpets has some kind of authority from God
uh-huh authority I don't think so it's an emotion the sick always cling to rumors
and he lets them believe that God works through him and outside the law you
are wrong Jesus deceives no one yeah teaches about right love and truly
That's right. Yep
Yeah
He's not y'all outdated now his will better than the law of Moses. Yeah, who was he to draw a crowd and suggest that God works through him
What was that something's falling from above that's dust wait what no
No.
Not my roof.
Hello?
Who's up there?
Wait, what happened?
A hole!
They're making a hole in the roof!
Well, what?
Hey!
You up there!
Get down here at once!
Another moment and this call will come crashing down on our heads!
True.
Don't be angry, Peter.
There was no other way to get him to you.
Oh, wait, what?
Jesus, please!
Look at him!
Wait!
Such a violation of order in the presence of a...
Teacher?
Wait, so they just threw the guy off the fucking...
Wait, what?
Wait, so they just threw this guy...
Oh, they were... they lowered him down. I thought they just threw him.
You idiot.
Damn.
Son, your sins are forgiven.
Who can forgive sins but God alone?
If this is not blasphemy, then some people can't forgive sin.
Who are these guys?
Get the fuck out of here!
One of you asks whether this man is suffering?
Only rules?
Yeah.
These are not rules!
This is the holiness of God!
Yeah.
If he violates it, he poisons the people.
Shut the fuck up, which is easier.
Your sins are forgiven, or get up, take your bed and walk.
But so that you may know that the son of man has authority
I might just let him know
I'm gonna heal
Let's go
I was about to hit the wrong key again. Oh, there it is
Shoot him down. No, I got it. Are you like mr. Beast? Yeah, it's kind of like mr. Beast
Yeah, yeah, it's kind of the same thing it's not exactly like mr. Bees, but it's like in
that same area Talk to the hill man. Guess what what is happening to me? I did what
I want get up bitch take your bed and go home
That's right I will remember this day that's right walk again
Goddamn right you will leave the house again
That's right. I did that I did that I know I know I know guys I know
Just the way it is Jesus showed absolute authority
only over sickness, but over sin itself, unveiling his divine identity.
Do you hear that?
Yeah, get the fuck out of here.
Because only God can forgive sins.
Mercy is greater than the mere letter of the law, and it reminds us that forgiveness
is the deepest rescue.
Oh, how boring.
The true salvation, more vital than physical recovery.
Jesus did not come merely to repair bodies.
He came first to heal souls.
He's talking about walking on water, about rubbing on rooftops.
His power and power break through every human limitation.
Yeah.
And every religious boundary.
Damn.
He's that guy.
Okay, where's Peter?
This is the final apostle.
Nazareth Chapel.
Where do I gotta go?
Where does I gotta go?
Where'd he be at?
There he be at.
Let's go.
Can you cure my hemorrhoids?
Not even Jesus can do that.
I'm sorry.
Yep, sorry buddy. You're on your own.
Okay.
I am here.
Yes.
It's good to see you, buddy.
Yes.
Oh, yeah!
Is that really him?
Joseph's boy?
I thought he left our region long ago.
I heard he teaches in Capernaum that he heals people.
I do that.
I wonder what he'll say here.
They know me.
In Capernaum, it's easy to be a teacher.
Here, we knew him as a child.
That's right.
Is this a new Assassin's Creed game?
Yes.
We have gathered to hear the law and the prophets.
Who among us wishes to read today?
Do you feel it too?
He's going to choose Jesus.
We'll find out soon enough.
Jesus, son of Joseph,
we have heard much about you these past months.
Healing, teaching, crowds in Galilee.
Would you read from the prophets today?
Come forward and open the scroll.
Let all hear you.
Okay.
Oh, that's like the- that's the thing that Jews read.
Now I remember this.
Yeah.
It is.
not teaching? Jesus continued with the words. He has sent me to proclaim liberty to the captives
and recovery of sight to the blind, to set the oppressed free, to proclaim the year of the Lord's
favor. The year of the Lord's favor. Beautiful reading, like Joseph, only better. Damn, we
We mocked Josiah, mighty words.
It always sounds different when he reads.
Because he speaks of what lives inside him.
So we have to do.
Jesus continued reading from another chapter.
Is this not fast?
Yeah.
Can I choose to break the chains of injustice?
I will make you a light for the nations.
This guy seems pretty cool.
Removing yolks of freedom.
Is he hinting at something?
Oh, shit.
No, but if he is, we'll cause him trouble.
Dan.
Thank you, Jesus.
You've read the prophets.
That's right.
According to our custom, the one who reads the prophet
may also speak a word of teaching.
Do you wish to speak?
Ooh, I get to tell him something.
Today, these words of the prophet
are fulfilled in your hearing.
He speaks like one sent by God.
Oh, the cigarette will be held.
Oh, damn.
She's not trying to sneak this, me, is she?
Oh my god.
Oh my gosh.
Shut up, man.
Shut up. Sure you will say to me. Physician, heal yourself, but I tell you, no prophet is accepted in his own hometown.
But we're not his enemies. We only want proof.
Damn.
If he speaks the truth, let him show it.
We've got sick people here, and poor ones.
Uh-huh.
There were many windows in Israel in the days of Elijah, yet Elijah was sent to a
widow in Zarephath in the land of Gentiles. Oh, it said widows, not windows.
I can't listen to this. He must be silenced.
Wait, what the fuck? And many lepers were in Israel in the days of Elijah, yet none
of them were cleansed, only Na'man, the Syrian.
At this moment, the crowd erupts in fury at Jesus' words.
Uh-oh.
Shouts break out. Anger and humiliation boiling over.
They realize Jesus is recalling stories where God passed over Israel and blessed Gentiles when Israel lacked faith.
Man.
Alas for me!
He says Gentiles are better than us.
Man.
Enough!
He praises foreigners in our house.
Damn.
He claims God blesses outsiders more than us?
Enough!
Blasphemy. He compares us to those who rejected prophets.
But he's not lying. These are Scripture's words.
Scripture is not for him. He won't teach you.
Damn.
You'll let him talk to you like this.
Oh, shit.
You'll accept him placing outsiders above you.
Uh-oh.
Jesus, son of Joseph, you speak heavy, offensive words.
Damn.
You blaspheme against the people and against the scriptures.
Fuck.
Uh-huh.
For this, he must be punished.
Leave him alone! He's done nothing wrong!
Oh no.
They want to hurt you.
Oh no.
I gotta run away.
I should run away right now, right?
Just get the fuck out of here.
Wait, what?
He's a liar.
Not a prophet.
No, no, no!
We don't want you here.
No!
I fuck you, man.
Oh, no, bro, come on.
Road to the Hill of Casting Off?
What?
Oh, my God.
Oh my god, bro.
Whoa!
I listened to him, and it felt my blood boil.
He's become someone we don't want here.
Shut up!
He is a blasphemer.
He stood among us and spoke as if God were on his side, and we were against him.
Damn.
He blasphemed, claiming that God helps and stands up for the Gentiles.
Can't let the goys don't have shit.
Fuck the goys.
Well, I'm going up to the summit.
Well, they're gonna throw me off, right?
I hope not.
Oh, my God, shut up, man.
Shut up, oh, fuck you.
This guy's such an asshole.
Keep your distance from the guards, okay.
What is this?
Throw him down.
Oh.
He's a blasphemer
Do they gonna throw me off a cliff?
over what I?
Said boys or people to save yourself, and I'm gonna throw not the cliff for saying boy lives matter
Jesus you believe this
Jesus fuck no
You can't there are too many of them
God forbid a Jew be a little woke right?
Right?
Apparently.
It looks like...
You deserve it?
Is that right?
In the synagogue, I told you the Scripture is fulfilled today.
That God comes with grace, even to the Gentiles.
But that's blasphemy.
Oh.
Blasphemy is rejecting grace when God comes.
You can still step back, not from the cliff, but from sin.
You lie.
God is with Israel, not with foreigners.
And Elijah sent to a widow in Zarephath, and Neman, a foreigner, yet cleansed.
God does not belong, bro.
Don't show this.
Don't show this to Israel.
You cannot be from God.
Oh no.
I'm not here to crash, this is where I'm crashing out, bro!
If it's not for me, then it will fade.
If it is from God, would you truly cast it off this cliff?
This is Jesus, Joseph's son.
Why?
Why did we want to throw him from this hill?
You're mad.
Pray that you recognize the time when God comes to you.
fucking morons
three guys thinking
how is he doing this
so I have to let him know speech 100 yeah bro I just want to let him know like I feel
like I feel like I kind of got off on that that's this a little bit of pot arm
right what was that yeah they could have killed you
They they truly meant to throw you down. That's all right
Peter no, I saw hatred in their eyes. Those were your neighbors your friends people who knew you since childhood
Damn it all over the boys. This is why it wounded them more than
Strangers to think that they know everything about you struggle most to accept that God may do something new
Rabbi I watched you walk through them. Mm-hmm. None could stop you
But it didn't look like a miracle. It looked like...
As if their hearts forgot what they intended to do.
Yes, like they couldn't harm you, even if they wanted to.
Love is no barrier, but revealed truth can halt a raised hand.
But why did you tell them those things? Those stories about Elijah, you knew it would enrage them.
them. The truth hurts, bitch. Because the truth must be spoken, even when it- That's why I said
it. And it was necessary for them and for you. For us. So that you may learn to trust when
all others reject you. This is only the beginning. Galilee will welcome you better, but not
For long.
Arrived at name.
I gotta go back.
Okay, let's go back.
I don't know, like, that shit didn't work, guys.
Like, I'm back.
See?
I'm good.
Here, let me, I can just teleport over.
I mean, I am Jesus after all.
I do whatever the hell I want.
Transfiguration.
Wait, what the fuck?
what the hell? kind of alchemy shits this
what's going on over here? meet peter where's peter at yo hey greetings master
how good it is to see you what brings you to me the quest said to come over
here greetings my dear peter I want to go with you I want you to go with me on
a journey to Mount Tabor I will show you something that will strengthen your
faith but you must keep it in your heart until the time comes when
everything is fulfilled master I do not fully understand your meaning yet
since it is your will I will gladly take part in this journey I was about to
meet James and John shall we tell them do we tell them or not let us very well
master I understand shall we depart immediately yes let's go at once leave
name we gotta go on top of the mountain let's go okay I think I isn't raining
frogs yet no that was the last patch this is the expansion Jesus together with
his disciple Peter set out toward Mount Tabor the journey was the man where is
it oh it's handy the path led through stony trails where is Peter shaded by
trees. Oh, he's with me in spirit. Our spoilers allowed. No, no spoilers. I'm gonna be honest,
I actually forgot what happened here. I don't remember exactly. Yeah, it's a big mountain.
God damn. Jesus has good cardio too. He's just going right up this like it's nothing.
Damn
This is the TVC of your vision. Yeah, kind of yeah, you could say that
You could say like you could say it's like the final game and like before Old Testament was like the beta
You know it's like the beta version
Either one whichever one will make the person you're talking to more mad. That's the answer
Think about what will offend them more. That's the answer you want to give them
It's a lot of bugs. Yeah. Okay. So we're oh shit over there. Damn. Alright, let's go.
I feel like I'm playing oblivion. Jesus was skinny like you. Everybody was skinny. The
thing is like, uh, people always go like, Oh, well, you know, like if you're fat,
it's cause like, you know, cause you can't afford good food. Uh huh. Yeah. Right. Go
There's no places where people actually pour his hell.
There ain't no hogs over there.
There ain't no hogs over there.
Oh, not a single one.
Because they can't afford food.
The poor people can't be fat.
Get out of here.
Not that poor.
Old Testament was before all the nerfs.
I do think that God was pretty overpowered
in the Old Testament, whenever you think about it.
Like, I mean, he would fuck shit up
like big time in the Old Testament.
Whereas like now, like he doesn't,
I mean, it's really New Testament life.
We don't really have that many miracles and shit happening, ever.
Like, there's very rarely are there miracles.
Before food stamps? Yeah.
Oh, okay. Okay. Okay.
All right now. All right.
Meeting on the crossroads.
We gotta go over here.
Let's go.
That people are evil.
Yes.
Oh, there they are.
Peter?
Yo.
Jesus?
What a surprise.
That's right.
we thought we were the ones coming to find you, and here you are coming to meet us.
We didn't expect to meet you on this road. Has something changed? Where are you heading?
Peace be with you. Come with me, and we will set out together to the summit of Mount Tabor.
There, I will show you what the Father has prepared for those who believe.
Master, we will follow you. James, John, let's leave the rest for later.
The road to Tabor awaits.
Miracles happen pretty regularly, they're usually pretty private.
Yeah, I don't know, I just, I do think it, like, I mean, I'm a bit of a skeptic, right?
It's like, uh, I don't know, I just think it's a coincidence whenever God stopped doing miracles the same time they made a camera.
Like, how does that happen? What are the odds of that? You know what I mean?
This journey was more tiring than I thought.
Yeah?
My beloved ones, I have a question.
Who do you say the Son of Man is?
Many people say you are John the Baptist, Master.
I've heard many say you are Elijah, and still others say Jeremiah.
Oh, well, you are the Messiah, the Son of the Living God.
You too, I just want to build my church.
The gates of hell shall not prevail against it, I will give you the keys to the kingdom.
Whatever you bind on earth will be bound in heaven.
Oh, that's how they have the divine thing about the pope.
Yeah.
I know this.
No, wait, wait, wait.
In the middle of the road.
Mm-hmm. I didn't know that. I had no idea. That's why I play the game. Now we know.
Figure this shit out.
Look who it is.
If only there was a well here. I would be grateful for a bit of water.
Yeah, bring water. Remember, man does not live by bread alone, but by every word
that comes from the mouth of God true master but a little water would also
yeah like that's nice man I'm thirsty true John don't worry we will soon we
will reach the top and then we will rest
I don't know what I'm talking about.
They're holy donuts, don't worry. It's okay.
Managed to sport from his brothers? Yeah.
Okay.
It's time
Cinematic
Look at the plane. Hmm. You can see valleys stretching as far as Samaria. Uh-huh. This place is like a throne above the earth
Teacher but why are only we three going with you?
There are things that you will see first and only afterwards will you bear witness to them to your brothers
Is there a GPT representation in the game?
Um, I think back then they did have the representation. Remember the part where they were gonna throw the person off the cliff?
Crazy thing about that. I know you would never guess
Let's see over here
It's no woke shit. Yeah
Oh, there it is.
We get the cinematic.
They really got it with the music. They did. It was good.
Oh shit!
They got in spirits and shit.
Moses!
Damn!
so true am I still dreaming Lord it is good for us to be here if you wish I will
build three shelters one for you one for Moses wait what wait what this is my
My beloved son.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my unwell peace.
Listen to me.
Damn!
Oh, fuck.
The journey of Jesus with Peter, James and John
was meant to strengthen their faith
before the Passion and the Cross.
Wow on Mount Tabor Jesus prayer and his transfiguration
Revealed his main dev. Yeah the foreshadowing of the resurrection and the future glory of believers
The game has good ray effects
Press see okay. Oh, I gotta go back to name. Okay, let's go
I've come from Bethany. Oh, Mary and Martha sent me to you
Lord, behold, he for whom you have great affection is sick.
Oh no, this sickness is not to death, but for the glory of God, that God's Son may be glorified by it.
Rabbi, they've sent for help. We must go. They are counting on you.
Let us go. John, trust me, we will not be late.
yet Jesus remained in name as if time had lost all meaning the first day passed
and the next anxiety grew among the disciples they did not understand this
delay what's going on Jesus said to them Lazarus is dead all for your sake I
I am glad I was not there, so that you may believe.
Oh, shit.
It's time.
We're going to respawn him.
Let's get it.
Rollways don't not.
That's not that's not to wait.
That way is it?
I don't think so.
OK.
And he dead.
Yo.
Lord, if you had been here, my brother would not have died.
Your brother will rise.
I am the resurrection and the life.
Anyone who believes in me will live.
I know he will rise in the resurrection at the last day.
I am the resurrection and the life.
believes in me will live even though he dies
yes lord do you believe this do you believe in me and will never die do you
believe this yes lord i believe that you are the christ the son of god
the first time i said that who was to come into the world
lord if you had been here my brother would be among us still
Where have you put him?
Take me there, and show me the tomb.
Follow Martha and Mary. Okay, let's go.
We need to find a city. How's the game so far?
Nothing has gone wrong.
When does Jesus shower? He can't.
If he does, then he'll get wine all over him.
It won't work.
Where's he at?
You can go and say a rise. Let's go.
What was that? Oh yeah, there he is.
Is this lore accurate? I think so.
Like, I went to, uh, I went to, uh, catechism.
Uh, not catechism, but catechism, which is like, uh, Catholic school.
Uh, and I remember going there and realizing that none of the girls there were hot.
And then I was like 15 at the time.
And I was like, why am I here?
Like, what...
What am I doing? What am I doing here?
And...
Then I stopped going eventually, right? I mean, at some point, like, I got my mom to like, just, oh damn, there's the...
Uh-oh. Here we go.
I'm here.
Prayer of Jesus.
Lord, this is the tomb where we laid him.
Yes.
Roll away the stone.
Lord, by now he stinks. It has already been four days.
You would see the gore- Did I not tell you that if you believed that you would see the glory of God?
This is a moment we will never forget. He reveals the glory of the Father.
Oh, shit.
If he says to roll the stone away, we must trust him.
See, now they're locked in.
He was unclean and he cleansed me. Can he not also raise lives?
he was a leper? Okay. Do it. Hit it. It was the stone. Get up, bitch. Pick resurrection
miracle resurrect Lazarus okay we got to get him back up say a rise bitch
getting better at this thing getting real good the devil ain't gonna get me
many people of Bethany went with him to see what would happen then Jesus started
prayer father I thank you that you have heard me I know you always hear me but
I say this for them that they may believe you sent me and Lazarus came out
yo wrapped in grave clothes his hands and feet bound his face covered walking
like an NPC. Jesus said unwrap him and let him go. Get him up. Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving.
Oh Lord thank you for the life of my brother. You're welcome. Lord you are the glory of Israel.
The one we love has revealed the power of God. That's right. I saw death and now I see life.
Lord I believe that's right you healed me so you have called him back to life
glory to you Lord damn did you see that Lazarus alive and everyone saw it my son
down the whole region will be talking that's right this spreads they'll all
follow him and then the Romans will hear they'll come down on us take our
place our temple and our nation. Wait what? He's done enough already. This sign will turn the
city upside down. Then we do what must be done. We go to the temple and tell the chief priests.
They'll call the council. And Caiaphas? Caiaphas will say what he always says,
better one man die than the whole people be ruined. And the one he vansed? As long as Lazarus walks,
the proof walks with him come before this crowd carries the story to Jerusalem hey
yo what the fuck what are they talking about
go to the pool okay i'm gonna go to the pool
damn what the what the fuck really
that's just the reason why jesus died
what just because they didn't want to have the romans get mad
They just killed him over nothing.
What the fuck, man?
Son of a bitch.
Try breaking the economy with infinite wine.
What a bunch of assholes, man.
Like, I thought it was something bigger than that, right?
I mean, I don't know.
Yeah, where these haters talk about it exactly, yeah, a bunch of assholes.
Call him a terrorist they really oh, we're gonna get to that it's gonna happen soon
The house of mercy meanwhile. They're trying to kill my ass
But I'm a homid be more or less of a fun game. I don't know when I finished the Quran. I'll let you know
Like I heard he flew to the moon on a horse. I feel like that'd be a pretty cool episode or a level
I'd be a badass level
went over the wall
oh shit what's this
look the water is starting to stir
hurry we must be quick this is our only chance
to be healed
whoever enters the stirred water first will be healed
okay who invented that
water always stirs
for me
nothing ever changes
damn
speak with the disabled man
what an idiot
everyone steps into the water before me
and I remain the same nothing ever changes master so what are doing here and
they all speak of this stirred water as if it were some kind of your whoever
enters at first is healed huh I have no one to put me into the pool and while
man trying to go down another steps in before throw his ass in do not place
your hope in superstitions or in this water true healing does not come from it do you
want to be made well I do Lord with all my heart get up take your mat and walk
heal him all right let's heal this bitch let's go now we got to heal this bitch
jazz already yeah we gotta get it you know what this reminds me of reminds me
of the vikas thing in a lost art remember that I never did it right
I remember that I literally got it wrong every single time I think there was
one time my legs thank you Lord yeah healing what are you doing it is the
Sabbath why are you carrying your mat? Oh my gosh shut up man who shut up me get up
Take up your mat and walk. I
No longer need this place never did that man deceived you you have broken the Sabbath and the law
Oh shut up lawlessness shut up man. Lord. I do not understand why this priest is so offended
He does not see what has been done
huh
Do not trust in human rules or superstitions that obscure mercy. My works fulfill the true law for father desires healing
It is in him that you must believe
Leave the pools. I'm gonna get the fuck out of here, man
My work here is done
Go to the house of Simon the leper. Okay, let's go over there. She's right over here
Let me go to here and make sure I get the unlock in case I have to go back
I think that'd be a good idea
Pharisees were so blinded by he had these guys seem like real assholes man seem like just straight-up dickheads
They realize every time you heal it's the same pattern
Honestly, no, I wasn't even paying attention to that. I was not even thinking about that at all
There it is. Okay. We got that shit locked
Even Jesus has to unlock fast travel points
Let's go
The anointing
Pharisees are Jewish leaders. I could have guessed that let's go over here
They still exist they really damn I would assume they fell off right
Steak with Simon. Okay. Let me talk to
Simon hey
Teacher how good it is to see you again. It is a miracle that I can be here with you sure is
You're welcome by the way. Your life is a light for many.
Martha, your care gladdens my heart.
Lord, the house is prepared. May this supper be blessed.
Lord, my heart is filled with gratitude.
I saw how my brother returned to life because of you.
I did that. I did that shit. Yo.
Master, I am glad that I can host you today in my house.
Friends are already at the table.
Peace to this house. You are precious to me.
Your hospitality, Simon. Sit at the table, okay?
Let me sit at the table.
While Jesus was at the table in Simon's house at Bethany,
a woman came with an alabaster jar of costly perfume
and poured it on his head.
Why?
Some of the disciples protested, saying
it could have been sold and given to the poor.
The foot?
Why did you do that?
Why do you trouble her?
She has done a beautiful thing to me
For you always have the poor with you, but you will not always have me
Damn.
By pouring his perfume on my body, she has prepared me for burial
Truly I tell you, wherever this gospel is preached throughout the world
What she has done will also be told in memory of her
Damn, confront, confront Judas.
Oh shit
why has this woman wasted such expensive oil would it not have been better to sell
it give to the dog bro no man leave her she's done something beautiful to me but
Lord the poor suffer every day wait to help them was Judas the original
Socialist the poor remain but I will not always be here yeah yeah I think he
might have been bro like that's explains a lot I'll tell you that you know
what yeah there's a sign for joy for my kingdom will soon appear I will need to
I think on your words, Master.
Oh, I hit the wrong one.
Oops.
But...
I thought I didn't know it was one of that.
Yeah, that's what she said for Barry.
Yeah.
Perhaps you are right.
I know.
It was like a right answer.
Still, my heart struggles to understand why this must be so.
Yeah.
Yeah, luckily that will never be a problem we get right.
Something in Simon's house lasted late into the night.
At dawn they set out toward Bethpage.
Yeah.
There Jesus told two of his disciples.
Then what?
village ahead of you and at once you will find a donkey tied there yeah what
about a cult beside her untie them and bring them to me give me that fucking
says anything to you say that the Lord needs them and he will send them right
away okay well I mean fuck I mean that's it you just say that God needs it talk
to the Apostles okay master just as you said we found the donkey in the
cult. They are standing by the houses in the village.
Uh-huh. Yeah?
The owners asked why they were untying them, but we said the Lord needs them and they let
us take them. Wait, you can just do that? You just steal something and say the Lord
needs it?
Well done. In this way, the prophecy is fulfilled. Behold, your king comes to you,
gentle and riding on a donkey. You too have become part of this work.
Mount the donk?
What?
No.
No.
No!
No, guys!
No!
Oh my god.
Oh my...
I got a mount.
Bro, I got a mount!
All right!
Let's go!
Head towards the, uh,
the pools of Bethany okay let's go I guess I'll take the road actually let's take the road
and it was free yeah bro like we got a free donkey
I feel like that's a good thing right it has to be a good thing
Not that ass in the name of the Lord so true brother so true
It's word Golgotha wasn't that magic to gathering
Sounds like the name of a plague lord or something like that. The fuck is that?
rolling ends on some ass just like Jesus. Yeah. Honestly, that won't, oh, can, oh, he
can jump too. Look at that. Wow. Okay, I'll go to the crossroads at the foot of Golgotha.
Now what? Cross through the gates of Jerusalem. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Let's go. So I'm not
I'm just honestly, I'm just gonna flex on them all with my, with my donkey.
Yeah, I'm not to just go, bro. I'm about to pull up on them.
I'm getting ready to pull up on them. All right, let's go.
Give me a minute. I use the bathroom actually. Give me a minute. I use the bathroom.
Ah, the original mount. Yeah, right.
All right, all right. Now we gotta pull up on them guys. We gotta let them know. Give me a minute.
Ah, excuse me. All right. Okay. We're good. Ah! Shea head drones incoming. Is that right? Let's go.
Is this not the come of the battle pass? Yeah. It's the 40 day in the desert battle pass.
if you if you do all the achievements there
damn
I know
this is the day we've been waiting for that's right
that's right
The next day, the great crowd that had come for the festival heard that Jesus was on his way to Jerusalem.
They took palm branches and went out to meet him, shouting,
Hosanna, blessed is he who comes in the name of the Lord. Blessed is the king of Israel.
Jesus found a young donkey and sat on it. As it is written,
Do not be afraid, daughter Zion. See, your king is coming, seated on a donkey's colt.
At first, his disciples did not understand all this.
Only after Jesus was glorified did they realize that these things had been written about him,
and that these things had been done to him.
Now the crowd that was with him when he called Lazarus from the tomb,
and raised him from the dead, continued to spread the word.
Many people, because they had heard that he had performed this sign,
went out to meet him.
So the Pharisees said to one another,
See this is getting us nowhere. Look how the whole world has gone after him. Oh, bro. They're mad now
They're trying to steal my drip
They're upset they don't like me showing up on the donkey I was flexing on the Pharisees and now they're trying to they're trying to shut me down
That's what it is
Jesus maxing I was
Where is this area? Okay it's over there. Here. I'm sure, wait, can I just talk? I'll just talk over there.
Let me go this way.
You're just floating, rude? Yeah.
Okay, I think this- oh shit, this has gotta be the temple.
It's either the temple or it's a cabela's.
What was that temple?
Cleansing the temple.
It's time to whip. Yeah, exactly.
Oh, whoa, I have to go upstairs. Jerusalem temple.
Man, look at all this stuff. Look at these golden doors.
See? See? Ain't nobody selling donkeys and shit over here now, right?
We set him straight
Master the temple has been
Bullshit, they're selling and bargaining there as if it was yeah, we're gonna flip that shit over there. Remember that
It is a time of change and fulfillment of prophecy math, what should we do master I?
Let's go I will deal with this once in front wait
Wait, it's round two
no way oh I get to do it again in this place even prayer has its price I don't
think so not anymore go free mr. bird fuck you bitch hey hey hey how about this
yeah I run this shit I thought I told y'all last time down y'all should have
You shoulda listened.
All our work is-
You shoulda listened.
Uh-oh, uh-oh, oh, there it is.
Smash that shit up right now.
I don't even need to do that.
I did that for fun.
Where them birds at?
Oh, there's some birds.
Let him out, let him go.
Go free, Mr. Bird.
He opened the cages.
There's no bird slavery here.
These are free birds.
Oh, one more, bonus birds.
Oh, wait, all right.
Now I gotta knock some tables over.
Where's it at?
No.
Where's it from the tables?
Where's the tables?
I'm trying to fuck some shit up.
How about that?
Now our coins!
Now our coins!
That's right.
All right.
I was gonna get bad joke about that, but I won't.
just clip some new ones you know let me see I'll find one more
where's the last screen table
Jesus would not approve yeah no I'm trying to fucking find I'm trying to
find a table damn you shut up oh this right about that you
You like that?
Little bitch?
Fuck you.
I thought y'all learned the first time.
I guess not.
In the courts of the temple, panic broke out.
Tables lay overturned, doves took flight, merchants drew back in fear.
He rebuked those gathered there because where prayer should have resounded, only the clinking
of coins was heard.
Then he began to teach.
He taught that outward things are not enough if a man's heart is far from God.
Honor given with the lips means nothing if justice has been abandoned.
Man must return to God with truth, humility and reverence.
And the people listened to him.
And those who held authority over the temple began to see him as a threat.
For on that day not only were tables overturned, on that day the corruption hidden beneath
the cloak of religion was judged.
Damn.
Damn.
See, now they're mad, because we're calling out their bullshit.
Really?
Watch out!
Our animals aren't letting go of the curse.
Isn't that the man who was teaching in Galilee?
I just let him out.
I let him out right now.
I see that the power of God works through you.
Fuck him, I do all of it.
He will regret what you have done.
Shut up.
It is written, my house shall be called a house of prayer, but you're a making
at a den of robbers we will not forget this shut up shut the fuck up what is he
doing what those animals are made to the Passover Passover we're done with that
that was last batch this is the new expansion we're tired of that shit me
with the disciples all right let's go I gotta go I gotta go lock in with the
boys. Yeah, totally new meta, bro. That's a that's the whole meta game. We're out. This
is Charlie Kirk simulator. It's kind of the same thing. It's a little bit different. But
you know, Jesus doesn't take fall damage. He doesn't need it. I've jumped on somebody's
head it's nothing, but Mario.
Uh, oops.
Probably shouldn't keep doing that.
I'm probably gonna get get stuck in something.
Oh, damn.
We gotta get up on the roof again.
How do we get up on the roof?
The stairs.
The last supper.
Wait, what?
The last supper?
Wait, what's going to happen?
well what the last supper until what welcome disciples yeah hey guys how y'all
doing welcome master you can't imagine yeah what do you all need you what do you
mean I'm glad to see you too and my beloved friends I see that everything
has been prepared my heart rejoices at the site
master everything looks perfect almost as if someone knew exactly what we
needed yeah it's a sign that he foresaw everything so true if only the people
knew that he is the true king of Israel they would rise against Rome tonight
wow Simon this is not a time for battle it's a feast not a revolt yeah what if
something is about to happen tonight something we don't yet understand oh
Oh, shit.
Oh, no, bro. Are you kidding me?
Serve the disciples.
Uh, I don't know, it was a...
Don't tell me I have to do this.
You shall never wash them.
You do not realize what I am doing, but later you will understand.
Then, Lord, not only my feet, but also my hands and my head.
He who is clean needs only wash his feet. The rest of him is clean, and you are clean, though not all of you.
What do you mean, Master? Are you suggesting that one of us is not worthy to have his feet washed?
do you understand what I've done to you I have given you an example that you
should also do as I have done to you remember that hey remember that you
forget oh my god I actually have to do it pour the jug of water it's done I
I don't tell me I don't have to do it again do I oh my I have to do okay all
right there's 12 disciples right bro they're really gonna have to make me do
this shit huh really they're gonna put me in this kind of a situation did
Did anyone truly understand what just happened here?
What?
One of you will betray me?
What kind of Reddit sentence is that?
Truly, I tell you, one of you will betray me.
None of us would ever do such a thing.
Right?
Right?
Who does he mean?
Lord, who is it?
I know.
No.
I won't listen to this any longer.
I'm going out.
I need air.
Uh, I think I know who the imposter is.
What you do, do quickly.
What? What just happened? Where did he go?
Maybe. Maybe he went to get something for the feast.
Yeah. Now the Son of Man is glorified.
And God is glorified in him, my little children.
I will be with you only a little while longer.
How should we understand your words?
a new commandment I give to you, that you love one another as I have loved you.
But this everyone will know that you are my disciples if you love one another.
Jesus took bread, lifted it, and gave thanks, saying, Take and eat.
This is my body, which is given to me.
Then He broke the bread and began to give it to each of the apostles.
And their eyes, and a quiet lack of understanding went down to zero.
The master truly speaks of himself.
I didn't realize how messed up.
But how can we comprehend this?
How can we eat him?
You can eat me?
As Moses gave manna, so he gave the bread, and I don't understand it all, but I feel
it is for the source.
One final guy.
I got you, bro.
I got you.
On the first day of the festival of unleavened bread, the disciples came to Jesus and asked,
Where do you want us to make preparations for you to eat the Passover?
We're done with that.
He replied, Go into the city to a certain man and tell him,
The teacher says my appointed time is near.
I am going to celebrate the Passover with my disciples at your house.
So the disciples did as Jesus had directed them and prepared the Passover.
When evening came, Jesus was reclining at the table with the twelve.
He was just chilling.
And while they were eating, he said,
Truly I tell you, one of you will betray me.
They were very sad.
Who would do that?
And began to say to him one after the other,
Surely you don't mean me Lord.
No.
Jesus replied,
The one who I skipped his hand into the bowl with me,
Will betray me.
So he got up from the meal,
He took off his outer clothing and wrapped a towel around his waist.
After that he poured water into a basin and began to wash his disciples feet.
Drying them with the towel that was wrapped around him.
He came to Simon Peter, who said to him,
Lord, are you going to wash my feet?
Jesus replied,
You do not realize now what I am doing.
But later you will understand.
While they were eating, Jesus took bread, and when he had given thanks, he broke it and gave it to his disciples, saying,
Take it, this is my body. Then he took a cup, and when he had given thanks, he gave it to them, and they all drank from it.
This is my blood of the covenant, which is poured out for many, he said of them.
Truly, I tell you, I will not drink again from the fruit of the vine until that day when I drink it new in the kingdom of God.
damn damn let him know Simon Simon behold Satan has asked you has asked to
sift you as wheat but I have prayed for you and that your faith may not fail
Lord, with you I am ready to go to prison and to death.
Damn! Truly I tell you, before the rooster crows, you will deny me three times.
But how can that be, Master? That's impossible.
Do not let your heart be troubled. Trust in God and in me. I go to prepare a place for you.
I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.
When the supper was ending, Jesus prayed to his father with great love.
Father, the time has come. Give glory to your son so that he may give glory to you.
Oh, shit!
Keep my friends safe and help them stay united, just as you and I are one.
I'm not only praying for them, but also for everyone who will believe in me because of their words.
Damn!
I want them all to be with me and see my glory.
It was a prayer full of love for his friends and for everyone who would one day believe in him.
There it is. I want them all to be with me.
But how is this, Master? You are leaving us? You are leaving us all alone?
Yep. If you love me, keep my commandments. I will ask the Father to send you another helper
who will be with you forever, the Spirit of Truth. I will not leave you as orphans. I will come to you.
Who are you speaking of, Master? There is no one besides you. Without you we cannot manage.
The Helper, the Holy Spirit, whom the Father will send in my name. He will teach you all things
and will bring to your remembrance all that I have said to you. Peace I leave with you.
My peace I give you. Truly, not all your words have I understood well,
But we will wait for the coming of the Helper of whom you spoke.
Okay.
Arise! Let us go from here!
You used to hear his disciples that a life close to God is only possible when they stay united with him.
Yes.
I am the true body and my father takes care of it.
Every branch that does not bear fruit, he cuts away.
And every branch that does bear fruit, he cleans so it can grow even more.
Yeah.
Stay close to me, and I will stay close to you.
Just as a branch cannot grow fruit, if it is apart from the vine,
you cannot do anything without me. I am the vine,
and you are the branches. Damn. I don't know. Jesus tells his disciples that they too
will suffer, but their pain will show the world his love and
truth. This is my commandment. That's bad.
Love one another, as I have loved you. That's really bad. No one has
greater love than the one who gives his life
for his friends. Shit! If people have hurt me, they will also hurt you. Oh no! Finally,
Jesus compares his death and resurrection to the pain of a mother giving birth.
Damn! Pain that turns into joy and new life. Damn! Truly, I tell you, you will cry and be sad,
while the world will rejoice. You will feel sorrow, but your sorrow will turn into joy.
A woman feels pain when she gives birth, but when her baby is born, she forgets her pain
because she is filled with joy.
So true.
In the same way, you are sad now, but I will see you again, and your hearts will rejoice
and no one will take your joy away.
Damn.
Damn.
Cancel.
Oh, it's over there.
Okay, let's go.
Oh, it's over there.
Okay, let's go.
Okay.
Damn, it's a cave?
I forgot, kiss the wall?
No, I can't, we can't do that.
Nope.
I thought about, like if I ever went to Israel, would I ever kiss the wall?
I'm still 50-50 on it because it would be a crazy meme, but it would probably bring some of the deranged people to actually get really mad.
And I'm like, ah, you know, is it really? And also, like, would I really want to do that? Like, I don't know. I probably, like, I'm leaning against it. Okay?
I'm strongly leaning against it. But I would go to the wall. I would definitely go to the wall.
I feel like that's a, it's like, that's like going to, but what's this?
Jerusalem, Senatown, shit.
Just shake the wall's hand.
This is going to sound really stupid.
Did they let people touch and kiss the wall during COVID?
Did they let them do that?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Most people are saying yeah.
Probably, everybody's giving different answers.
Well, we don't even know. Okay.
Alright, let's go up here.
With the mask on? I don't know.
Oh, there it is. Oh shit, what are all these people doing here?
Yo.
I
Hope we are going in the right direction all of this don't complain
Over there on the left you can see the olive trees that grow only on this part of the slope mm-hmm start run at me
Yes, it seems you're right. We finally made it. Yes good thing. We walked with them
You're tired aren't you I have to admit we've covered quite a distance from the city
Yeah, no not much farther in fact we're already here here you're leading us to this cave
yes this this part of the Mount of Olives is quieter than the gardens
themselves few people come here go inside we'll rest there looks like a
place that has offered shelter often. You can even tell someone once slept here.
That's right. That's good. If shepherds have used this grotto, then it must be safe.
A grotto? And will we stay here long, master? Probably not. Only as long as needed. Come.
Rest. It's cooler inside than outside. It's a good place. Yeah. Let's go. Yes, Rabbi.
Oops, peace to you with you. I throw a button.
Okay.
Let's go inside.
Yeah, where's Judas?
Yeah, where'd he go?
Yeah, y'all notice that?
Where he at?
Ooh.
Speak with Peter.
Yo.
Well, what's he doing?
I'll wait for him to get there.
It really is quieter here than outside.
Yes.
You can't even hear the wind.
You can tell Sheppard's sometimes sleep here.
The stones have been worn smooth.
You can even see a few blankets that were left behind.
That would make sense.
It's a good place to rest, Master.
Lay out your places here and rest.
The night will be long.
Master, will you rest as well?
We've walked all the way from the city without a break.
I will rest when the time comes, for now, I must pray.
Do you want us to pray with you?
Yes, but not all of you.
Peter, James, John?
Yes, Master?
We're coming with you.
We'll be back soon.
Stay here, my beloved friends, while we go and pray.
May the master have strength whatever awaits him. Okay. He'll keep watch here. He knows what he's doing
All right, let's go
Select three disciples and step outside I feel like that I did that right because I would have just selected them
Speak with Peter outside the cave there he is all of them get over here
and it's woke up he's still playing it yep yep master do you want to pray here by
the fire yes farther still Peter there where the trees grow thicker you know
this place is everything all right Lord well my soul is deeply troubled even to
the point of death. Master, is there anything we can do to help?
There is one thing. Stay here and keep watch.
All right, Master. We will keep watch. I promise I won't close my eyes.
Peter, tonight we'll test many. I do not say this to accuse you, but so you understand
how important prayer is. Master, you know what's going to happen,
you. The hour has come. My betrayer has already set out in this place. He has known for a long
time. Is that why you want us to keep watch? So can we warn you if they come? Keep watch,
not only for my sake. Keep watch so that you yourselves do not fall into temptation.
Sit here. Wait for me. I will go and pray to Father.
Go, Lord. We will keep watch.
Oh, shit. Find a secluded place for prayer.
Okay. Let's go do that.
Jesus walked away from his disciples deeper into the garden,
where the olive trees grew denser, and the moonlight barely pierced through their leaves.
When he was about a stone's throw away from Peter, James, and John,
The fuck?
Oh shit.
Fuck, man!
Wait, what?
Oh my!
Oh shit!
What the fuck?
Okay, let's go.
Venture deeper into division.
Let's go this way.
Okay
What
Why they so fast cast out the demons cast out
Satan is British I could have told you that
Oh, you're going in the box. Get him out. You're done.
Oh, he got away from me.
Oh, what? Oh, come on. Time to go.
Spiritual warfare. It's over.
You've been exorcised. Get out of here, bitch.
That's right. Let me go open the gate and cross to the other side.
Okay, let's go.
The power of Christ's compels you, literally.
Jesus prayed and his voice trembled as if the very words wounded him more deeply than anything that was about to come.
My father if it is possible may this cup be taken from me yet not as I will but as you will
What's this venture further into lab
that follow the guards wait what no what the hell is happening to me right now
it's a vision oh you know that you've seen execution and yet you walk straight
into their hands
Uh-oh. Because I know I'm going to respawn. That's why. It's going to be fine.
Oh! Keep your distance from the guy. I think I go this way, right?
I think I'm controlling the way I move, right? Uh-oh.
Red guard lives matter? Is that right?
Do you think your disciples will stand by you?
Do you see any of them here?
No, they've already fled in their hearts.
I gotta keep my faith up.
I think I've gotta go in a certain way. I'm not really sure how this works.
But I think I'm not supposed to go too much to one angle or another or they're gonna get mad at me
You're gonna find out
This is a long way faith plus one yeah true
No, bro like no I'm Jesus I can't do that I gotta go all in
I gotta let him know I gotta set a good example
Okay
Believe me brother do not be weak. I won't I won't
I'm worried about makes something out loud to redo the whole thing. I'm really afraid of that
Hopefully it doesn't happen
The word one and legions of angels will crush this world
Why are you silent?
Oh, I made it! I made it! Look at the circle!
Oh shit! Oh shit! Approach the gate!
Jesus prayed a second time. His steps were heavier than before,
as if every movement demanded great effort.
Yeah?
He lifted his gaze toward heaven, and the words flowed from his heart
like a bitter truth that must be accepted.
My father, if it is not possible for this cup to be taken away
unless I drink it, may your will be done.
Damn, I unlocked it.
Am I safe now?
It looks like I'm not.
Oh shit, leap across the castle.
What?
I do it I do it I'll let him know we'll get it with the parkour God
I
Satan's malding
Some that good
I'm that guy
The cross we mean
Shit oh look at all the crosses. Oh shit. I didn't see any of that
Wait, where do I go? Where I go? This one? I got to take the long way around
reach the other side yes I hit a polky boy leave them I made it I made it open
the final gate for the third time Jesus yes I made it all of trees his face
looked more exhausted and his eyes were filled with tears. And yet in his gaze, one could see
a new strength, a certainty that the hour had come. My father, if it is not possible for
this cup to be taken away unless I drink it, may your will be done.
We made it.
We did it.
Exit division.
Oh shit.
I gotta get out of here.
I'm worried because I got hit a few times.
I was worried I was gonna die.
I gotta get out.
Oh, shit.
You are not alone.
I have seen everything.
The darkness, the beating, the crosses, even the nails.
How can I endure this?
You do not face this alone.
Father sees your pain and knows every moment of the struggle.
My soul is deeply troubled, even to death, and my disciples, they sleep.
Have faith, not doubt.
Your spirit is willing and you do not walk alone.
Father is with you, guiding each step for redemption.
Father, if this is your will, let it be done.
Oh shit.
Damn.
Damn.
Did, did we really fall asleep?
Yeah, bro, like Simon, are you sleeping?
Could you not watch for one hour?
No, master. I wasn't sleeping.
The spirit is indeed willing, but the flesh is weak.
Lord, I... I did not mean to fall asleep.
We suddenly became so tired.
You guys crashed out.
Claire, it was so heavy.
I know, but now you must remain with me, even if the hour is difficult.
Watching as an expression of love and faithfulness, the hour is coming, but Father is with me.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Then Jesus went with his disciples to a place called Gethsemane.
And he said to them,
Should he die while I go over there and pray?
He took Peter and the two sons of Zebedee along with him and he began to be
sorrowful and troubled. Then he said to them, my soul is overwhelmed with sorrow
to the point of death. Stay here and keep watch with me.
Just as he was speaking Judas one of the twelve appeared with him was a crowd
armed with swords and clubs, sent from the chief priests to the teachers of the law and the elders.
Now the betrayer had arranged to sit in one of them. The one I kissed was the man arrested and
lead him away under guard. Going at once to Jesus, Judas said, rabbi and kissed him. The men
seized Jesus and arrested him. Then one of those standing near drew his sword and struck the
that the High Priest cutting off his ear.
Damn!
Jesus commanded Peter, put your sword away.
Shall I not drink the cup the Father has given me?
I praise destiny.
Legends say they paid Judas $7,000.
And now what?
How's Jesus gonna get out of this one?
Peter, a real one? Yeah. True. He walked in. So now I'm like fucking...
Oh my god. Oh my... What a piece of fucking shit, bro.
What a dick sucker. Not damn, bro.
Oh!
yet Peter and another disciple followed at a distance.
You gotta hold on.
Where are we going now?
Take him to Annis. I've got my payment to collect.
Hours too? We didn't follow you for free.
Better sort it out with the priests.
Oh my god.
Everyone was supposed to come back with both ears.
Wait what?
Whatever's between me and them is none of your business, Judean.
But the one back there doesn't look cheap.
They're paying as if he were an ordinary slave wait, so he hmm why would you to sell out somebody who was a wizard
Like I mean it seems stupid I
Didn't I mean even if Jesus wasn't the son of God. I mean he's doing miracles and shit like that's just sounds dumb
He's always dumb always know what a retard
We're broke.
And because of that, this has to end.
Damn.
I saw him heal the man who came for him.
Yeah.
You saw it, and you're still dragging him along.
We have to go.
Damn.
We're going.
Before the High Priest.
Why?
Why?
Because we said so.
Because it has to be done.
Yeah.
I thought he'd finally do what everyone who sways a crowd promises to do, and now
he has to face the consequences.
Damn.
So they got mad at him for nothing.
Some professors think he was actually counting on him being forgiven.
For Passover.
And he was trying to get the money for free.
So he thought he had it walked in no matter what.
was my Jesus so Jesus out is back then mankind's young and very naive I just
think Jesus was an idiot bro like follow the guards night deep night after
the supper during the Passover feast Jerusalem was crowded with pilgrims
yeah and in many houses prayers and remembrance of the Exodus still
lingered in the air from the Garden of Gethsemane near the Mount of Olives
Jesus of Nazareth was led away, bound.
So they got me, they got me locked up.
Shit.
What a bunch of sick kids.
Mm-hmm.
That's why we take the side streets.
If someone recognizes them, there'll be chaos.
Oh, they don't want people to know.
Is that him? The one who taught in the temple?
Mm-hmm.
The very same, a Galilean, everyone talks about it.
Some say he's a...
Man, bitch, what's she looking at me like that for?
...and others, the Messiah.
That's why he can't walk freely.
So I gotta go to the High Priest.
I gotta figure out whether I did something wrong or not.
I wonder if I'm gonna get a fair trial, guys.
Or if this is going to be another kangaroo court.
I think they asked you Jesus because he was taking authority from Jewish leaders.
Maybe.
Maybe like he was mauling them so hard that like they just had to kill him.
Like they suffered an oral loss so great that murder was the only solution.
Is that Jesus?
Step aside and stay out of our business.
We'll take you along the same way.
Yeah.
He was Miracle Maxing?
He just couldn't handle it.
So they gave him a nighttime trial?
Oh!
Bring this man closer. Let him stand before me.
At your command.
Oh, so you are the one the people speak of.
I ask you about your disciples and about your teaching.
I have spoken openly of to the world. I have always taught in the synagogues in the temple where all Jews gather.
I said nothing in secret.
Yet crowds followed him.
He spoke words that moved ordinary people.
Damn.
Speak here. Say what you taught.
Uh-oh. Why do you question me? Ask those who hurt me what I said. They know what I said.
That is evading the answer. Is this how you answer the High Priest? Enough!
If I said wrong, prove what was wrong. And if I spoke rightly, why do you strike me?
He does not answer as a guilty man.
I'll know decision will be made here.
His case is too serious.
Bind him and send him to Caiaphas.
Oh, shit.
Did you hear the high priest?
Let's move to Caiaphas quickly.
Before anyone notices.
Damn.
That's not drug abuse this time. I don't know about drug abuse.
I don't know about that.
High priest banned him for being vague when he got pulled up.
Yeah.
He tried to flex on the high priest, but it just wasn't it didn't work
Yeah, this is dickhead. Yeah, probably I mean all these guys seem like dickheads to me
It's not a massive dickheads
Where's this asshole at
Where is he
He's about to the chatter that has no response who goes there at this hour here we go
Why in such haste it is Jesus of Nazareth brought from high priest and much has been said of his teaching
Did he truly draw such a crowd apparently?
Jesus to God pull me up yeah
I thought Pontius Pilate sent him?
It's not, it's a lot of news.
It's like the next day.
Oh fuck, he's got a red hat.
It's over.
It's over, guys.
Look at that.
Stand before the council.
It's done.
We're dead, we have heard many things spoken about.
We got him.
You teach openly among the people.
You speak in synagogues and on the temple.
Tell us plainly, what do you teach?
Well, I'm not going to say that.
We're witnesses who can speak against him.
Damn.
We heard him say he would destroy the temple.
Shut up.
No.
He said he would rebuild it in three days.
Ooh!
Did he really say such things?
Incredible that the crowd listened.
Yeah.
Their testimony does not agree.
Uh-oh.
Is it true that he speaks so openly about his authority?
Do you have other witnesses?
We heard him teach in the synagogues and the temple.
Many believed in him.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We must know he claims to be God.
We cannot let this go unchecked.
He claims to be God.
I swear before God, we will now hear the truth.
Are you the Messiah, the Son of God?
You have said so.
And from now on, you will see the Son of Man seated
at the right hand of power and the coming
with the clouds of heaven.
He's not going to like that, bro.
That's going to piss him off for me.
I knew why do we still need Wittes'ist.
You all heard his words.
Damn.
Places himself beside the most
Boys yes, you heard it yourselves. He has spoken against heaven. Oh our our law. He deserves death
But we have no authority to carry it out. Oh take him away
Had dawn yeah him to the government to punch his pilot
Here we go. Here we go
Let him be punished
Uh oh.
Rage bait successful? Yeah.
Damn.
I thought I just know, I thought I really liked what happened.
Uh oh.
See, I told you, Peter. I told you stupid ass.
Shoot, listen.
Uh-oh. GGs? No, it's okay.
Then the Jewish leaders took Jesus from Caiaphas to the palace of the Roman governor.
By now it was early morning.
And to avoid ceremonial uncleanness, they did not enter the palace.
Because they wanted to be able to eat the Passover.
Then the whole assembly rose and led him off to Pilate.
And they began to accuse him, saying,
We have found this man subverting our nation.
He opposes payment of taxes to Caesar, and claims to be Messiah, a king.
So Pilate asks Jesus, are you the king of the Jews?
You have said so, Jesus replied, then Pilate announced to the chief priests and the crowd.
You brought me this man as one who is inciting the people to rebellion.
I have examined him in your presence and have found no basis for your charges against him.
Neither has Herod.
For he sent him back to us. As you can see, he has done nothing to deserve death.
Yes, ridiculous.
Therefore I will punish him and then release him.
Yeah. It's not a big deal.
Now it was the governor's custom at the festival to release a prisoner chosen by the crowd.
At that time they had a well-known prisoner whose name was Jesus Barabbas.
Barabbas.
So when the crowd had gathered, Pilate asked them,
Which one do you want me to release to you? Jesus Barabbas? Or Jesus who is called a Messiah?
Before he knew it was out of self-interest that they had handed Jesus over to him.
Yeah.
Don't have anything to do with that innocent man, for I have suffered a great deal today in a dream because of him.
Yeah.
But the chief priests and the elders persuaded the crowd to ask for Barabbas and to have Jesus executed.
Which of the two Barabbas...
Barabbas!
...released to you, ask the governor.
Yo, fuck Barabbas!
Barabbas!
Barabbas!
The answer!
Oh my God!
What shall I do then with Jesus who is called the Messiah?
Then they answered,
Crucify him!
Why?
What crime has he committed?
Asked Pilate.
But they shouted all the louder.
Crucify him!
Over what?
Pilate saw that he was getting nowhere.
Fuck these guys!
Put your assholes!
He took water and washed his hands in front of the crowd.
I am innocent of this man's blood.
He said,
It is your responsibility.
All the people answered,
Lansing his bet is on us and on our children
Then he released Barabbas Barabbas, bro. Fuck Barabbas. I'm pilot took Jesus and had him fought
Twisted together a crown of thorns and put it on his head no
Clothed him in a purple robe and went up to him again and again saying
Hail king of the Jews and they slapped him in the face
Oh, God.
Once more, Pilate came out and said to the Jews gathered there.
Look, I am bringing him out to you to let you know that I find no basis for a charge against him.
When Jesus came out wearing the crown of thorns and the purple robe, Pilate said to them,
Here is the man!
As soon as the chief priests and their officials saw him, they shouted,
So, he killed Jesus? I don't know.
Crucify! Crucify!
You can't say.
Pilate answered,
You take him and crucify him.
It's not getting so bad.
The Jewish leaders insisted.
We have a law, and according to that law he must die because he claimed to be the Son of God.
Damn!
When Pilate heard this, he was even more afraid.
Fuck!
And he went back inside the palace.
He asked Jesus,
Where do you come from?
But Jesus gave him no answer.
Do you refuse to speak to me?
Pilate said,
Don't you realize I have power either to free you or to crucify you?
Jesus answered,
You would have no power over me if it were not given to you from above.
Therefore the one who handed me over to you is guilty of a greater sin.
And then on Pilate tried to set Jesus free, but the Jewish leaders kept shouting.
If you let this man go you are no friend of Caesar, anyone who claims to be a king opposes Caesar.
When Pilate heard this, he brought Jesus out and sat down on the judge's seat at a place known as the Stone Pavement.
Which in Aramaic is Gavitha.
It was the day of preparation of the Passover.
It was about noon.
Pilate said to the Jews,
Here is your king.
But they shouted,
Take him away, take him away, crucify him.
He's, shall I crucify your king?
Pilate asked, we have no king but Caesar.
The chief priest stands.
Jesus, bro.
And they said he was the one fucking up the prophecy.
The scripture
Caesar's their king? I mean this is bullshit.
Bring the cross and put it on him!
Heavy? Good.
You got a long road ahead of you son of God, man.
You two, get him moving. Let's get it over with.
Fuck!
Keep the crowd under control.
I-
I-
Shit!
Where is your god, now?
Aw, fuck you, man.
haha fuck off bro like this didn't have to happen this is bullshit man they set
me up oh my god bro it's so over the bad ending look how you stagger and you
You plain father was with you.
Fuck off, man.
You dick sucker.
No one will help you.
I hate you.
I remember in the Passion of the Christ,
like they drugged this on for like,
what was it, like a half hour?
I remember watching the movie theater thinking like,
God damn.
Like, give it a rest.
Like, I get it, all right?
Yeah, like, I get, all right.
Yeah, I get it. They beat the shit out of them.
What?
Fuck off, man.
I dropped my cross.
Wait, I gotta pick it up. I gotta pick it up.
Press E to continue carrying the cross. Okay, we're good.
Shut up.
Shut up, slut.
Fucking bitch. Fuck you.
It's not the message, yeah?
Ho's mad.
Why is it only women?
It's only women that are crashing out on Jesus.
Wait, what are they trying to say?
Okay, that's one guy.
It's always that they throw 2,000 years, isn't that crazy?
Wow.
Oh!
I crashed out again?
Oh, it's married.
I don't know.
Oh, it's Mary.
I don't know.
Damn.
Look, Mother, I am making all things new.
Oh, no.
They couldn't work?
Oh, because they don't have anything else to do.
You're right.
Hey, no, no, hey!
an asshole you are a false profit shut up what are you throwing rocks at me for
he is no messiah
that baby fragile so fragile a single accusation shot
this is bullshit it's both it's total bullshit total bullshit guys they set
me up. I didn't do anything wrong. I'm innocent. I'm innocent guys. Why don't they believe me?
How could Israel do this? Well, I mean, as a matter of fact, I mean,
let him be punished. Really, you hit me in the head with a rock.
But why are the guards up them throw rocks man, okay? I thought they'd like
Why the oh my fuck you baldy there
Yeah, I don't know and I don't get up there
Now go on move get over there, bro
No.
Quit fit-locking and pick up the fucking cross, idiot.
I just wanted to get to the other side.
Why are you fit-locking?
Faster you help, faster you'll get there.
Come on.
So I really crashed out.
Okay, we got it.
We got the cross back. We're good. We're good. We're locked in.
Reach the city gates with Simon. Thank you, bro.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh. You wanted to save others, but you can't even save yourself.
Shut up, idiot.
Where's your stamina bar? Simon has it.
Shut up, bitch. A stupid ass.
They wrote me out of the entire fucking like see back then we would do this to somebody just for nothing
Now we never do this we got if we out bring these back
We do like think of the aura that this would farm let's go crazy
I'm telling you guys like I'm right
I still I still gotta keep going
Oh my god
I get it, I get it
Are they worth it?
It's the salvation of mankind and the redemption of the human soul worth it
You think you're the son of God?
So where is he now to help you?
He's AFK bro. He'll be back.
Is this a true story? That's what they say.
Why didn't Jesus use miracles? Get out of the mess? Because then he couldn't get rid
of the original sin.
You dare call yourself the king of the Jews?
Where is your throne back?
Ooh.
Well, I got a crown, right?
Can you believe that?
Dude, I flexed on him too hard.
I'm tired of it.
I'm gonna be honest.
Like, Jesus had to be in pretty good shape to carry a cross like that.
That's a big fucking cross.
Oh my gosh, this shot is defeat.
Shut up, man.
This stupid asshole, shut the fuck up.
Uh-oh, look who it is.
Don't tell me out there's like a quick time event to put the cross in.
just don't tell me just put time in there to put the cross on
after getting beaten half to death? yeah
oh my god why are you even here
there's gonna be
man
oh shit
wait they're actually gonna
I'm really getting packed up Jesus
Is there somebody stabbing me?
Uh oh.
Yeah bro, I guess first time.
Yeah.
Wow.
Wow.
Look at the other condemned men.
false prophets and wow wow look at the other condemned man yeah if you are the
Messiah save yourself and us do something if you have the power do you
not even fear God now we are suffering justly but this man has done nothing
wrong sure about that if he's punished like us he can't be innocent you
You idiot!
Jesus!
Remember me when you come into your kingdom.
Damn!
I tell you, today, we're going to be in paradise.
Damn!
Can't you even save yourself?
That's it.
Look at Mary.
Oh, my son.
Endure the final trial.
Oh, my God.
God has abandoned you, liar!
Damn. Look towards the Abyss.
Commend your spirit.
Well, how do I do that, Dr. Presse?
It's too early for a storm, isn't it?
Uh-oh.
Press out!
It's your hands I commit my spirit.
Truly, this man was the Son of God.
Damn.
Move!
Move!
Move!
Move!
Move!
Move!
Move!
I told you, you got the wrong guy.
I told you!
I tried to let him know, they wouldn't listen.
After the Sabbath, at dawn on the first day of the week,
Mary Magdalene and the other Mary went to look at the tomb.
There was a violent earthquake for an angel of the Lord came down from heaven and
going to the tomb, rolled back the stone and sat on it.
His appearance was like light and his clothes were white as snow.
The guards were so afraid of him that they shook and became like dead men.
The angels said to the women,
Do not be afraid.
For I know that you are looking for Jesus, who was crucified.
He is gone.
He is not here.
He has risen, just as he said.
Come and see the place where he lay.
Then go quickly and tell his disciples.
Damn!
He has risen from the dead.
and He's going ahead of you into Galilee.
There you will see Him.
When He had led them out to the vicinity of Bethany,
He lifted up His hands and blessed them while He was blessing them.
He left them and was taken up into heaven.
Then they worshiped Him and returned to Jerusalem with great joy,
and they stayed continually at the temple praising God.
Give me a sign, something that shines, take me out of space and turn, it's more than a dream, now I'm the wind, fill it around me, now I'm the wind
Yeah, thanks for the reason that's right
I wonder if I just gonna rate this game
Honestly, it's pretty good
It's like, you know, black with blue foam, right?
Oh, it's pretty good.
That's pretty nice.
Magic with that, yeah?
Yeah, it's better than I thought.
You know, 10 subs, they're like...
You never have to sell.
Don't forget it, boys.
I got 20 money.
That's crazy. We did that whole thing. We locked this entire thing in on Easter fucking Sunday.
That's right. That's right.
Like, here I saw I had to like level up a bunch of followers, I was like, oh my god, I'm just gonna take a lot of longer.
There's only that one part.
Yeah, it's a romance, nowhere in the world
Yes, I'm way ahead, let's go
I work my pain, yes, I'm way ahead, let's go
I can love you again
What a dick.
Over $7,000.
That's embarrassing.
Really embarrassing.
Can you die in the game?
I don't know.
I think you could jump off the ledge in heaven.
I just didn't do it.
I was worried it would mess something up.
That's the reason why I didn't do it.
I think you can jump off the ledge in heaven. I just didn't do it. I was worried to have messed something up
That's the reason why I didn't do it. I
Was worried about bug something out. Well, there it is
There it is
man
What what happens I click continue story?
Wait, I mean was it just take me directly in the Quran what happens?
Oh, it's the last one. Okay. No more. Alright, save.
Quick minute. Okay.
It's just a cron. Book revelations. Yeah, I guess so.
Well, there it is. That's the game. Happy Easter, boys.
Happy Easter. I told you all we were going to play the game.
I, maybe like two hours ago, I was thinking like, oh, maybe I should just stop and do the rest tomorrow.
tomorrow but I was like nah bro like you got it you got to do it you got to do
the whole thing you got you got beat the whole game man like you can't you can't
half and half it or half ass it man like yeah happy Easter and yeah I had to
sacrifice apparently Chipotle close so I had to order something else to eat but
that's alright I ordered myself a pizza we're gonna be good man gonna be
alright but yeah I really appreciate everybody watching and you know
sticking around this long to watch the whole thing and everything. I hope everybody had fun.
Yeah, that's good. Rate the game. I don't know, it's hard to rate a game like this, right?
I think that for what it was, until a developer has the balls to make a game like this,
but can you imagine if you've done a game of like revelations, for example,
And it had the same budget as Blacksmith Wukong
Oh my god
Oh my god bro, like that would be like a plus like 5 million fucking Catholics overnight
That would be, that would go fucking, that would go so fucking hard bro
That'd be dope, yeah, how long is the game? It's like 5 hours
4 and a half hours
You know how to streak with these game completions?
I've been trying to, right?
I've been trying to, yeah.
Are people watching this the marathon?
I feel like, I mean at least there's a dozen people watching.
I think that's enough.
Three chapters or three religions?
Yeah.
Stories and using who say you're king?
Yeah.
Why do you think anyone makes games?
I think people don't make games of this stuff because like it's pretty controversial.
I think that also like whenever you approach a subject matter like this, you attract people
from both sides that get frustrated.
So like some people don't like that a game is made about it because they think that
could be like delegitimizing it or making it weird or like, you know, turning it into
like a gimmick or something like that.
You have those people and then you also have the people that are like, you know,
It's a Reddit Atheist, right?
That are like, oh, why would you make a story about this?
It's like millions of people got killed
because of Christianity.
And I think it's super mad.
So like, you know, like there's like both sides
of like people that are like gonna maul down.
They sell cosmetics.
I don't know.
You limit your audience.
Yeah, but you do that with everything.
It's anti-semitic.
To be fair, I can see, you know,
like it's what I said yesterday, right?
Like I'm actually surprised more people
didn't clip that.
said I can see why it's easy to understand my people don't like black people I was
expecting when I said that I was expecting like there'd be like 50 clips on
Twitter about saying that right but I think like obviously I wasn't really
really what I meant and so I think that it was like it was too hard to like
clip out of context and so it didn't happen nice try yeah I'll do a better
job next time okay.
A wild thing to say, yeah, but like, old news cold take, yeah, the V2, the male V2
reclip.
Yeah, I saw some people are mad about that.
I talk about that maybe they're born long.
I don't want to talk about it right now.
And it's a powerful game.
It's a good game.
Yeah, it's a very good game.
like I do think that, um, you know, like if they put the money into, um, you know,
like making a game of like the, some of the stories in the Bible, like, uh, Samson
or something like that, that would actually go so hard.
Like if you made a really good game of something like that, like Noah's Ark,
I don't think it's really that interesting.
Moses
No, you'd have to add in too much bullshit with Moses I
Think so David. Yeah, maybe something like that
Like with Samson, yeah
Solomon maybe
No, it was seduced by his daughters. No
I found a place to farm where I'm getting one of the abyss artifacts.
I get one of them about every like three to five minutes.
And I was going to show it on stream today, but I'm not done farming it and I'm worried
that they're going to patch it out.
And so I'll show it tomorrow.
I can exploit the rest of it and get all of them done because it's a farming spot I haven't seen before.
Tell us. It's a spot in the story where there's a lot of elite swamps.
It's pretty simple. I saw it. I was doing it and I was like, wait a minute,
what if I just don't finish this and just keep resetting the zone? I did that and I cleared
everything. I was like, what the fuck? It's so good. Gatekeeping? I'm not gatekeeping,
girl I just got it I've got on reserve that's all you hear about the game the
Islamic Dylan I heard about the Islamic dilemma no I remember there was this one
game one of my buddies sent it to me and it was a game about killing IDF soldiers
and you were like you were playing as a commas or something and I remember like
we were talking about I might I should play that tomorrow right it's like four
years ago, but I ended up not not doing that.
Five guides under one roof now. I feel like five hearts under one roof. Oh, you
feel like this game brought you closer to uses? I mean listen, like if like I'm
definitely a doubting Thomas right? It's like if that's just real like I
I want to have a proof into me.
You know, it's like if God gave me a discerning mind,
then why does it lead me to the conclusion
that tells me that he doesn't exist?
Right?
I mean, like, I don't really know.
I don't think anybody really knows.
But, you know, like there's people that, you know,
like, I went to school, I went to,
I had a communion and everything as a kid.
Roman Catholic, I was raised Roman Catholic.
And, you know, I still have all my stuff
right downstairs and all that.
And we still even have some of the old palms
from whenever we went and we get the palms
from Palm Sunday and all that.
And so once you got faith, I mean, I don't know,
like why, I don't understand, it doesn't make sense to me.
Yeah, it doesn't make sense.
So, would you rate the game?
I was a good game, it was good.
Gotta go to confession if you wanna take communion.
Yeah, that's correct.
Yeah, you, I had to go to confession a lot.
But anyway gentlemen, I really appreciate everybody watching today, I definitely longer
stream than usual and I hope you guys had fun.
I'll be back on tomorrow and I'll see you guys then.
So happy Easter guys and until next time boys.
Peace!
See ya!
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