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04-29-2026 · 7h 35m
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We doing boys
Just woke up a little bit ago. I got back home and now we're ready. It's another fucking day
I'm excited and doing amazing.
I'm doing all right.
Yep.
I just maybe like probably five minutes ago got out of bed and actually about 10 minutes
ago I had to fix something with my computer but it's fixed now.
Everything's good and we're ready to go.
Welcome back.
Yeah.
What are you on financial audits?
I don't know when but it'll be soon.
Okay.
I'll figure it out.
I don't know yet and how spending one to two million a year going.
Yeah, guys.
Ooh, I don't know about that one, right?
So a good video today.
Yeah, I uploaded, I mean, I think the new video's out, right?
Let me see if it is or not.
I have no idea.
Where is it?
Yeah, there it is.
So fucking almost 300K views.
Oh my God.
Okay, so people are really, they're liking this.
All right, that's good.
I'm glad, great.
And so yeah, I get it.
You're not making six million?
no i'm not
no and uh... you know what you can assess the code really really sad yeah i know
and uh... but a gas station did i guess right i'll buy a new gas station
every day they'll solve it right
you see james comey got arrested i did i saw that i uh... i looked at a little
bit about the uh... new stuff that happened
uh... you know today's uh... it's definitely a very good and very big
day
uh... you know right right now uh... they apparently got rid of a bunch of
fucking
They had like these like basically like a districts that were like black voting districts and like Florida just got rid of them
Just got rid of them and so I think it was Florida, right? I'm not even sure so yeah
They just deleted them and so totally redid everything Bondi leads and chick gets done
I mean I I I do find it very interesting that this new guy has been in charge for less than a month
And it's like now it's like every day you hear about a new group of people that are like being arrested
They've already been detained like everything. I mean maybe this guy's well, you know what I think we should have
Unless it's like okay
So the only level that I would be okay with like a female like attorney general
It would have to be like um
It would have to yeah
We should have to look like a crown right like an actual fucking like an evil witch and it's like, okay
You know like you have had you know like 85 years to like hate the world
And so now you can finally you know release your anger on it and the hagmaster
Yeah, we would have to really really and truly had max in order to get one Pam Bondi
She was a nice pretty blonde girl. Uh-uh. No, we need a we need a real one in there, right? That's it
Yeah, you see learning center raids and many app I did I saw that they they just rounded them all up
They just packed just pack them up. It's easy. You see Don Walker chair. I haven't seen anything yet
I haven't I'm gonna look at some more stuff later on and we're gonna go through everything
Yesterday I didn't stream
Why didn't I I don't even really remember why I didn't scream? I just woke up and I'm like, ah geez
Okay. Yeah, probably not today and you know anyway
And rumble frozen please restart is rumble frozen. I don't think it's frozen. What do you mean? It's frozen
It sounds like a personal problem, everything else is fine, everybody else thinks it's fine.
So no, I don't know what the hell that is.
Must be some sort of like weird bug or something like that, I wouldn't worry too much about
it.
But anyway, so all this was going on yesterday, I was relaxing and I played video games
all day yesterday, it was great and yeah, that was really about it, you saw the next
fun test video.
Yeah, but today is definitely, it's a very good day, neverness to ever just came
out.
say, but like I didn't, the weathering way is like, I actually thought it was the same
one, but I got this downloaded. I'm going to play the game later on today, not for a
while, but you know, later on the evening, we're going to play that. I'm excited and
we'll get into it and put him a banger on London this time, Tyler O'Vera. Oh boy.
And yeah, I wonder why I love to be with Caleb Hammer. I know a lot of people have
been talking about it a lot. And you see the launch poker club in Austin got all
their charges dropped and is reopening again soon. I don't really pay a lot of attention
to local politics really. I think most of the people that live here are retarded, so I just
assume that whatever the politics are, it's going to be retarded. That's really about
it. I've seen the Caleb Hammer podcast. This is what people are talking about. Asmongold
reveals his bizarre diet. Now, I don't really know exactly what's bizarre about this.
i'm not sure
but uh... will listen to it this this
this picture i guess is video or clip
uh... it has almost two million views now
how does it have two million views is this many people thinking about me and
talking about me
uh... you know to me i just get to know the fucking day right
but uh... you know it's kind of interesting what we're in real i
don't know
well some people they don't really recognize
uh... you know like what i'm into the one second sorry
Excuse me, alright, we're good. Anyway, had a little bit of allergies, but we got it fixed
now. So anyway, this is the clip that everybody wants to talk about. Everybody wants to see.
Here we go, let's see. Why does the audio not work? Why does it not work? Why is it
not working? So I wake up, I usually have breakfast and I eat beef jerky, and then
During my stream, I usually eat more beef jerky and then after my stream, I eat candy and then beef jerky
And then after that I have Chipotle and then after that I have ice cream. Yeah Chipotle is delicious, right?
Yeah
So I was eating so much Chipotle and stuff because that's like the amount of salt that they have. Have you seen the amount of salt?
Yeah, probably a lot. 80% of like one in like just one bowl of Chipotle
So I thought my blood pressure came right and it said my high score was a hundred and ninety three
That gets core that was really hot my mom's was over 200, but like you know that didn't go always
And so anyway all this
And so now we only eat Chipotle four times a week
Mm-hmm. It used to be six dude
Diabetes really keeps it's not real like I'm the fat one here. Yeah, I don't even have these stats
Oh, yeah. Yeah. No. Oh, then I have ice cream at the end. And then I'll usually after I eat ice cream
I'll eat like chocolate. Yes, fall asleep on the floor watching anime. Yes
This this is what I do and the thing is that like and this is what happened is that I actually had to cut down
I had to cut down somebody posted a photo of me and the photo was it made me look fat and
And this photo altered the way that I lived.
I was like, this is a very, very big problem for me.
Let me see if I can show you guys this photo.
I've shown it before.
I'm sure you guys might have seen it.
Let me see.
Actually, you know what?
I don't know if it's even here.
This is surprising.
I actually expected I'd be able to find it.
This isn't even there.
OK, well, anyway, it's the photo of me being fat, OK?
Like, and so only with the white t-shirt, et cetera.
Yeah, it was not not a good one. So, you know, we have a lot of people that are writing fanfiction about me
His cum would probably melt through metal like it now. I really had to I
Truly had to restrain myself
Because I was so close to typing. Do you want to find out?
Decided not to I'm like, you know what?
Let's not sexually harass another woman on the internet. Let's get let's let's at least put this on cool down for a few more hours, right?
And so anyway, it's a good tweet. It is. It is a good tweet and
Anyway, so I didn't see this a lot of people are talking about my diet, etc
And there's a lot of you know a lot of Hall Grades a lot of Hall Grades a lot of fats getting mad
I understand guys. I know it's unfair. It's unfair
You're fat. I'm not fat and you're eating a same amount of food that I am
That's because God hates you and he loves me. That's the reason why I'm sorry
But eventually you're gonna have to come to this reality and just accept it for what it is. So, yes, that's correct
I eat beef jerky and candy and chipotle and ice cream all day every day and
That's it. Now. I also do exercise
I will usually walk like maybe two miles a day something like that and maybe a little bit more than that even
So there's no way for for dinner. It was warmer. I think so I wake up
I usually have no idea who this person is. I just saw the profile picture, but anyway,
C-Soda's react. What is this here? To you calling him fat. I didn't see it. I want him
to acknowledge. I want him to say thank you. Thank you for helping me and making me realize
the nature of my situation. But no, I haven't seen it myself. And it's not healthy at all.
And do you listen to anything while you walk? No, I don't really listen to music. I love
music but in an ironic way I actually don't listen to it as much right now
because I've been so focused on like either listening to other things doing
my street I think it really what killed it was the DMCA thing as soon as I got
DMCA on Twitch and I had to like change to like using other music I kind of
stopped listening to music like I mean obviously I listened to the radio right
I'm driving around but like otherwise I don't really listen to a lot of music
if that's weird to say. I just don't. Beef jerky's high in sodium too. Yeah, I think that
my sodium level is probably about 300% a day. That's how much I usually eat. I like it.
I mean, I love salt. What can I say? That poor toilet, bro? Well, I never really have.
Like, I mean, maybe I've had stomach issues sometimes, but like, I mean, not really.
And you know, sometimes I wake up, it's annoying, but that's it. Seriously, real
talk, should probably take a multivitamin. I probably should. I mean, like, again,
i uh... you know i i've been trying to make like minor changes and like you know
minimal increases and improvements but
you know for a general sense it really didn't happen there's a way to night like
that one ever be destroyed
so a lot of people give me that advice is to what's gonna make you it's gonna
kill you will everything kills you everything's gonna kill you
and at the end of the day uh... you know like i i i still i want to do what i
want to do
and uh... you know whatever the consequences for that are then that's
what happens i mean
If something bad happens to me, it's because of my health.
I deserved it.
That's just what that's the way it is.
So yeah, it's life, man.
And there's no reason to worry about it,
stress out about it, or anything else.
And it wants to die healthy.
Well, I certainly wouldn't want to die early.
But I mean, I also want to eat food
and enjoy what I like to do.
And that's what matters the most to me, right?
Multivatom and never saved anyone?
I've never seen that happening.
But anyway, so I did miss out yesterday.
There has been a tremendous amount.
It looks like, oh, this is this guy.
Oh my God, this guy is so cooked.
We're not even ready for this yet.
There's so many more nutballs to go through.
Oh my fucking God.
I'm scrolling down.
I forgot about how many of these there were.
And anyway, this is the big thing that I'm so happy about
is the Luring Center is finally beginning to lurk.
You're going to learn today.
And you can see them walking out of the learning center.
There it is, right there.
Currently underway, federal agents seem leaving the quality learning center.
And Brooke Taylor has more on that and what they're looking for.
Brooke, good morning.
Uh-huh.
Hi, Bill.
Good morning.
Yeah.
for there at the daycare since this morning capturing video of those federal agents just
going in and out of the building collecting evidence.
Nice pronounce.
I know.
The DOJ's fraud investigation in Minnesota.
Take a look at this video here.
Sources tell Fox that federal agents are rating about 22 businesses across Minneapolis this
morning.
That's a good start.
It's good that there should be a lot more.
And sources say many of them are trying to Somali owned operations.
Oh.
They gotta go and get, they gotta like subpoena their communications and then once you do that you're gonna
You will undercover you will uncover excuse me. You will uncover the entire web
There is a massive apparatus of all this scaly
Do you really think these people sitting around doing fucking nothing that don't know how to speak English?
Do you really think that these people are
Working you really think that they're they're making legitimate money of course not they're all scammed
They're doing some other bullshit like let me give you guys a little bit of ice if someone didn't know how to speak English in America
Either they're being supported by somebody else who does or they're probably doing something wrong
But that's really just the way it is and I guarantee it's not every time
It's only 99% of the time, but I think that's a pretty good amount. Yeah. What's that blogs exactly?
You got to go all the way in on this and like in my opinion
I think anybody involved in this
I think we'd be naturalized and we send them back, bro. We just send them back. Does Nick get a percent of the fraughty exposed?
I think he should. I think that they should, you know, they should dab Nick up, right?
Give him like, you know, a million bucks, something like that. That way he's able to pay for security and everything else.
Can they find deleted WhatsApp chats? Of course they could. It's easy. Like, of course they can.
viral YouTube video from viral YouTube video in December in that video
was it already December though it was and it was either closed or there were just no children inside
Despite receiving state child care funding. That's right the location that you're looking at right now. They took the sign down
It's the quality learning center. This is the daycare. It went viral it blew up on social media
It did because of a sign outside with learning that was literally misspelled
The education place to be at the time claimed that the daycare received
$1.9 million dollars. I love it masquerading as a daycare
How are we gonna get that money back? We take all their stuff
We take all their stuff put them in jail
After that the Trump administration
We are still talking about childcare funding to Minnesota and full audit of certain daycare
centers and just checking my emails.
Now it looks like we got a statement from DHS sharing quote, Homeland Security Investigations
in cooperation with our law enforcement partners.
We don't have any more?
Nothing.
We're doing research warrants in Minneapolis relating to the rampant fraud of US taxpayers
dollars.
Man.
That's right.
still outside one of those is crazy how much of and I mean this is really what
people are gonna learn and figure out is that there's a huge apparatus of these
people of all these illegals and immigrants that are in the country that
if it wasn't for us basically keeping them on life support they wouldn't be
able to survive here and we got just get rid of them get the fuck out of here
and so that's what I hope happens right it is that's what I hope happens
And that's the position that we're in let me go back. I'll pull up some more of these and I'm looking to it Minnesota
I think I could spell Minnesota right I can okay um yeah anyway, Minnesota
Fraud so I'm gonna take you guys through this you see Tim Walls pivot. No, I didn't see it
And so I don't know this I did see this and so Tim Walls if you commit fraud in Minnesota
You're going to get caught and that's exactly what we saw today. Well, yeah, I know we caught you
We got you
We know
Yep, I know and that's what happened. We caught you. Everybody knows that you did this shit
No, he's trying to take credit for it because he knows that it he knows was over see people like this
He'll just flip the script and that we catch criminals when the state and federal agencies share information join investigations work
Oh really, we catch criminals when state and federal agencies share information.
Oh really?
Okay, well then why didn't you want to cooperate with ICE?
Again, I think we need to put this guy in jail.
I do.
I think this guy, very, very clearly, you knew what you were doing wrong.
You let it happen.
You put tons of people's lives in danger.
Two people are dead because of you.
If Tim Walls had called in the National Guard and had the state police assisting
ice alex pretty and renegade would probably still be alive right now
like that that's
that's the bottom line is that if he had done and just follow the federal law
and not tried to actively impede the federal government
those two people would be alive
and i think more people need to talk about that i do
and it's like again i i don't care and give a fuck about the people that
died i i don't care about them i think they're morons there's a reason
there was even an investigation
they didn't even get investigated because it was so obvious the police were in the right
so no i i totally agree with you on that but at the same time
that you we
it's better that we don't shoot people to kill people right it's that it's better
that doesn't happen
i don't give a fuck about them i think they deserved it but at the same time it
would have been a better situation if it just didn't happen at all right
and so that's really the way i see it
and uh... one way to get to jail yeah you've got to go after this guy you
really do
because this guy's let all this stuff happen
and that's what i think uh... it's the only set there should be investigation
come again the fb i d o j with our dhs partners draft and executed the search
for every search warrant today
but go ahead and take credit for our work while we smoke out the fraud plaking
minnesota under your governorship
there it is i am so glad this guy is getting packed up bro like thank
fucking god
you think i was deserved to get shot in the back that's wild yeah i do i
think that if you
whenever you run into a crowd of police officers
you spend a week harassing them kicking tail lights off of their cars which
endangers everybody on the road by the way and then you physically and violently
confront a police officer resist arrest and then you end up getting shot well
that's too fucking bad you just got naturally selected that's what i think
and you know who else agrees with me the government does that's why the
person who shot him isn't even gonna get in trouble he's dead on the ground
he died for an illegal alien pedophile and nobody gives a fuck
that's the way it is
that's what i think
that's my opinion
that's what that's the way it is fuck around and find out
don't take a gun to a fucking protest and get violent the police officer
that's it dot like a dog that's right
and i'll remember i'm all they will make jokes about him
and uh... so anyway we're the dumb way to go exactly and uh... should not
shouldn't have done he knew it was wrong
he was the bad thing to do
and so anyway and uh... yeah
your country uh... moved on anyways yeah exactly people moved on them
and uh... we'll get a like and your ratio on this exactly not i don't i don't have
any sympathy for i did at the beginning but then after i saw that the uh...
i saw the other angles and i saw the pattern of behavior
i thought i realized that this is just a bad actor is a bad actor got put
down that's what happens
honestly i think it's not been more
so anyway uh... no i'm glad to see this is this ratio
twenty two thousand comments
all my god
oh my god
twenty two thousand nicks surely obviously responding
uh... it's officially learning day here in america
thank you to uh... thank you to him for allowing the world to learn
thank you to him
that's the way it is bad and uh... excuses uh... actions of normal states
that's not normal state bro like that's it
and uh... yet these morons want sympathy they can only make sure
everyone's shit and shit for us i don't even know what the hell that
is
and uh... the a i uh... that we try to better and joe rogan looks worse maybe
and i've you see the blood of the one of the on locker gameplay i have it but i'm
gonna look at it in a little bit what he likes we since the favoriting it's
annoying
why is it annoying
you're annoyed because i like this week
you hear how about this i will have a go away down for a while
uh... you obviously there's something clearly wrong right
and so yeah don't worry about it man
anyway today's rates and uh... let's work
that well the american people know who they can actually thank nicks early in
the vice president that's right
the real reason the raids happened exactly
and all here we go to recognizes miss louis
thank you chairman calmer
uh... on the robins based on your record before your committee what did
governor walls first become aware of widespread fraud in minnesota social
service programs
i would
assume that he has been aware of it since he ran for office for governor
in twenty eighteen
By 2017, DHS investigators warned...
This is all working as intended.
They want to pay these fuckers to vote for them.
That's the reason why they do it.
They vote in a racial block, and so you just pay them out and you bribe them to vote.
CAP fraud could exceed 50%.
What, um, was that information elevated to the governor's office?
Yep.
Yes, there was an OLL.
Can't you feel sympathetic for someone who's stupid in the moment?
Uh, I kind of grew through.
I hope you resolve situations like this without violence.
me too that's why you don't bring a gun to a protest of course it's sad somebody
got killed of course it is obviously it's sad feel bad for the parents parents
told not to do it too his parents said the same thing I did of course it's sad
that's why I think Tim Wall should be held accountable for it but at the same
time it's understandable does that make sense report thank you ma'am
by 2020 state officials new feeding our future invoices were fraudulent we
know that payments continue to the AG's knowledge did they continue to
governor, the governor's knowledge as well. Yes. Attorney General Ellison
agreed on tape to fight Minnesota's own Department of Human and Health Services
in exchange for Somali political and financial support. And we gotta go, we
gotta go here, here's the next step, all right? Is that the money the, the money
Somalians were getting, they were sending a Somalia. What was it going in
Somalia? It was going to terrorism. So Tim Walz was funding terrorism. So why
don't we charge him for that? Why don't we do that? In your personal
I believe it is a possibility that Governor Walls also made that personal deal or that he at least knew about
Terrorist him. Yep. I don't know. That's what they're calling him
I don't want to rehash what you guys have spent hours answering
We know that there's a big issue with the fraud in Minnesota
So on a number of things I'd first like to point out. Thank you for being here today
But because of your testimony and because of some of the evidence that we've seen brought forward as well as I'm sure
the fact that this committee, I assume at Chairman Comer's direction will be soon subpoenaing
A.G. Ellison. I would like to make criminal referrals regarding Governor Walls as well
as A.G. Ellison. As you know, U.S. Code 371 and U.S. Code 2, which deals with criminalization.
I want to see Bobby let out of his house, like that little gated house that he has.
I want to see them like, bro, you got to let them know, like record this, take them
all the way out, like go all the way through this man. Do you think a government will always
make those death threats a felony? Yeah, I think that we should change. Like I think that
really on the internet, like if you're making death threats to people, I think that you need
to get locked up. I do. I think that like really, do you want to live in a world where you have
people doing that? I don't. I don't want to live in that world. And I think we just lock
them up. I just get rid of them. Right? It's a felony already. Yeah, I don't know if it is
or not but it should be it should should definitely be and it's annoying it's not
worth the risk yeah I want to deal with that what I want to deal with that fuck
that used to defraud the United States and establishes liability for individuals
who know only aid or about the Commission of Federal Defense includes
willing full blindness or deliberate inaction where duties to act exist so
I will be referring them later on today I do have to say that this new
attorney general bro he does like if he's a real one he'll do this if he's a
real one if he's a real one he's gonna go even farther but the thing is that
like Trump is the kind of like you know whenever we thought we were gonna like
oh get rid of Maduro right like I didn't think that you were literally gonna
capture him in the middle of the night and then you know make videos about it
like whenever you said that you were going to you know like attack Iran I
didn't know you meant you were gonna blow up the fucking supreme leader on
day one. Like you gotta go exceed expectations, right? We're trying to
exceed expectations. And so that's it. What is it? Yeah, exactly. So I want to
touch. Yeah, don't give us hope. Exactly. Like, yeah, I don't want to see
something that's casual. I want to see something that's direct. And something
to matter. How's it going in Iran? Probably pretty fucking good. I mean,
their entire leadership is dead. You've got people going through the
Strait of Hormuz now. So actually, you know what? I don't know if they
are not. I'm correcting myself because it's changed so much recently. Like I know
for a while they were, then they weren't, then they were again. And trust me, like
I'm sure they're doing great after all their leadership got blown up. And it's
still a shit show? Well, I mean, as long as it takes, man, as long as it takes.
And it's amazing hasn't collapsed yet. Well, maybe it has, and they're just
not saying it. Who knows? Tim Wall's pushing back on Minnesota fraud
accusations following a viral daycare video. So this is Tim Law's trying desperately to
save face, trying so hard to save face, but it doesn't matter. Everybody knows exactly
what happened. So I'm happy about this. I feel maybe the country itself is not doing
well for now. He's checked the guy that posted Iran from YouTube. Maybe. I don't know.
Man said over 20 locations, 22 search warrants were indicated. Oh, is this a no, that
this is something else too
and uh... yeah it it's
financial disclosures had said the state of all our husband in my net
jump from being in debt to some of the history million and thirty million
dollars in twenty twenty look at all these how they all scamming they
amended the financial sales are listed to show the state is really somewhere
between eighteen thousand ninety five thousand dollars
they blame the discrepancy as much as twenty nine million dollars
on an accountant who did not subtract the liabilities of my nets businesses
and this is in their small e-lens they want her
they want her i i think i but we don't want her
they do want i i think i think you i i i cover the solution for this right
is that what we send her over there problem solve that's actually crazy
what is to the scammers like the thing is that a scammer like that people do
this like they just do it because they can they do it because they want and
And that's it. Can you explain the revisited version being so much lower? Yeah, because
they're lying. Like, they made up bullshit. They probably entered in a different type
of accounting or something else like that, right? And also, like, if this was the range,
then how'd you pay out the taxes? Didn't they have over 800 registered hospices in
Minnesota? 22 warrants is nothing. I think you're right. I think that you have to
to have a mass event, a rest event.
You've got to go after a lot of them.
Somalia land will jail her.
It's all good Somalis in the name of the country
and say the same thing.
I know.
So basically, Somalia is the bad Somalia,
and Somalia land is the good Somalia.
This is what I'm hearing.
And so they made a new version of Somalia,
which is like that
i'm serious
but it is
and so i yeah
and i like his apparently like her dad was a general in the last you know like
the last reason why somalia was bad or some other area that was bad so that's
why she is different last name and everything and you know it's a
shimmery to brother etcetera it's because they all change their names so
they could avoid the association with their their father that was like a
general that had to leave the government right now this is world
or eleven i think that's what she was talking about
and uh... yet of use of all your landpatch i know
and uh... it's really funny and sessus welcome to monica knows
but uh... yeah i'm really happy to see this
to work out about
and it's not a lot of it
near the end of the next ten years though
in federal lock up after investigators say he took part in a forty eight
million dollar coped by the pandemic scams so this is part of the meal
fraud scam trace
they spent hundreds of millions of dollars that were meant to feed hungry
american kids
on a lot of different things they took stax and stacks of cash like you're
looking at here
big money blown on luxury cars with a lot of you let's buy a lot of fun pop
nice place so dot
if you have really nice car private bill out in the mall dives that would be
nice and i think that according to prosecuted and they were living like
powers
poppin bottles champagne out in that was crazy way
Police say the men were happy to be cashing in.
They were texting each other.
You're going to be the richest 25-year-old God willing.
What does be?
Yeah.
Well, apparently not.
I don't think 10 years is enough.
He called the largest fraud scam in history.
Who got baldies?
And then Minnesota Governor Tim Walsh watched.
Today, the Democrat who ran for vice president
launched a fraud prevention program.
Critics say that's a little too late.
The White House has slammed him
for failing not just his state of Minnesota,
but the country he pushed back.
that they only know it's not have one without the other
uh... any amount of fraud is too much
yet the last several years
we've made many systematic changes
to state government
to both detect fraud and hold those accountable after it happened
year after year we brought new ideas to the legislature to stay ahead of the
evolving tactics
and they are not one of the vendors of the process doesn't stop there
though prosecutors
and that's why i think it's funny is that
like these are search warrants that were you know issued by the judge or something
so i can remember
you remember in like the center whenever the fuck this happened apparently feels
that was december
uh... is that everybody was saying like all no
you don't understand like all next year we want to do is record a bunch of
little kids because he's a weirdo
all no it's because it was christmas even as people aren't even fucking
that they're not in america they'll celebrate christmas begin with
but like you know in all those excuses that they had for that all those
excuses
but
but well
it turns out that it was all bullshit
turns out it was all bullshit
can you believe that the things that forget about called everyone racist tried
to shut down the conversation
no and honestly i think that too many people will forget uh... you know as i
said i you know i got said many many times the way that i i i i look at
these things. But I'm extremely happy to see this investigation happening. And now we're
going to have more of this fraud get investigated. We're going to have more of these people get
arrested. And honestly, like I think not not not a moment too soon. Really, it should
have been happening a lot longer than this crazy how they lie in God's name and almost
like it means nothing. Yeah, of course, because it just scammers, bro. Like what
do you expect? Tim Walls called me a delusional far right conspiracy theorist and said
that exposing the fraud in his state was white supremacy. It was the classic
false smear tactic that's worked for so long, but it didn't work this time. Tim
was exposed and dropped out. Tim Lerd. He sure did. Oh man. Yeah guys, the S stands
for fraud. That's right. Good video about assassination in society. Thanks, man. I
appreciate it. I'm glad people liked it. I am. And I caught on pedigree.
Yeah, yeah, they tried to totally reframe this guy in the most disgusting way, didn't they?
Oh my god.
And, yeah, 25% off, it's really, really funny for me to see this.
It is officially Learing Day.
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The Learing Center has officially been rated and played the clip.
At large scale, we're targeting federal fraud.
Yep.
Currently underway.
I mean, you got to admit, bro, that's a bit of aura that like you go and do this whole investigation and then like, you know, a few months later, the actual FBI and the fucking government as a search warrant and they're like, yeah, actually, you got them.
The origin scene leaving the quality learning center.
Take a look at this video here.
Sources tell Fox that federal agents are waiting about 22 businesses across the country.
Imagine being the governor of one of the better states in the country and you just absolutely
get mugged by a 22-year-old Mormon YouTuber and it gets so bad that you have to drop
out of the election.
Minneapolis this morning and so many of them are tied to Somali owned operations
All of this comes after that viral YouTube video from Nick Shirley was back in
December in that video save name different child's care centers and you'll
remember they were either just no children inside despite receiving state
child care funding now the location looking at right now it's the quality
learning center this is the daycare it went viral it blew up on social media
because of a sign outside with learning that was literally misspelled looks like
we got a statement from DHS sharing quote homelands
so the raid boss investigations in cooperation did not accident enforcement
partners executed criminal search warrants in Minneapolis relating to the
rampant that's real bad taxpayers dollars so there you have it over 20
businesses were raided by the FBI and HS high today because of fraud that took
place. They had 22 search warrants for primarily Somali ran businesses because it
just happened to be that a lot of businesses in Minnesota that were fraudulent
were ran by Somalians. Now we're gonna talk about these locations that were
raided by Duthey is super important that we talk about somebody who's trying
to claim credit for the fraud being exposed and that is Tim Walts. Tim Walts
actually said at the height of this fraud that no evidence of fraud was taking place in Minnesota.
There's no evidence. Well, apparently they found evidence.
Man. However, today, Tim Walth is saying something completely different,
trying to take credit for the fraud being exposed. And this is what Tim Walth had to say on X today.
He said, if you commit fraud on Minnesota, you're going to get caught and that's exactly what
what we saw today. We catch criminals when state and federal agencies share information,
join investigations work and securing justice depends on it. He then said, today's raids
by state and federal law enforcement happened because our state agencies caught irregular
behavior and reported it. You're actually just making this up. He's just lying. That
is a complete lie. Yeah, he's just making it up. And he says, that's how the system
is supposed to work and our agencies will keep at it as long as there are fraudsters around
to put behind bars.
Right.
Well, Tim actually might have to get put behind bars because he enabled all this fraud to
take place underneath his leadership in Minnesota.
And just to talk about...
I don't see a single reason why we shouldn't try to put him in jail.
And I think also here's the thing is that...
Like wouldn't...
I think we deserve this.
i do i think we deserve it
it is it'll be funny as fuck we put them in jail right i mean like you
mentioned about it like the video idea that all my god
so the stuff that was irregular
the time in a cell is
the thousand percent increases for the budget for autism that is not a thousand
percent increase of children autism
or the increase of money that they're giving to these day care again i'm
actually have no kids inside of the daycares and with all this going on i
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And now let's get back into talking about the fraud.
And now let's actually talk about who deserves
the most credit for exposing this fraud.
And that is David.
Without David and his years and years of investigating
this fraud and seeking to get that public information
about the money that was being spent on these daycares.
That guy walked in.
That's what had happened.
And me and David proved that teamwork really does
make the dream work as our videos.
He just has an AI photo?
Dream work as our video amassed over four billion views.
Four billion views?
Oh my God.
Bro, I didn't know it was Jesus.
In just one week after we exposed the rampant fraud
that took place inside of Minnesota.
And now let's talk about the raids that took place
with locations like the Quality Land Center
and a few of the other locations out there.
I think this is amazing.
I'm very happy to see this.
We don't need to watch the whole thing.
But like, overall, this is it.
But in addition, now the fraud being exposed
would be possible without David.
He investigated this on his own for years
and we exposed the fraud together.
David is the patriot.
David is a patriot in the truest form.
He doesn't care about recognition.
he doesn't he just wanted to help his country a lot can be learned from david's
example and hopefully inspire others to make a difference in their own
neighborhood
about that
how about that david beckelia stuff he sure did yet david and goliath the
tail is all this time
and uh... it's officially learning day in america i love to see this man it
is so fucking funny i'm so happy these people are actually getting arrested
and it could not be better
all my god and then
apartment because tim wall this is uh... like the the arsonist trying to
claim credit for the work of the fire department is tim wall to let this
fraud happen on arsonist trying to claim credit for the work of the fire
default
for his watch
uh... whether he was complicit in it directly himself for just turn a blind eye
towards it
uh... we really did not get much help at all
from the governor's office where we did actually get some help us from some
state local
uh... law enforcement officers who we assigned to the federal task force
because the state government wasn't doing anything so
all credit goes to people on the ground the federal officers the state
officers
yeah working to uncover this for so you even at the state officers roaching
out on their own government because they're like uh... yeah bro we know this
is bad okay so what do you need us to do
okay yeah they're over there go ahead
yet this is what we've got so far
yet see what you can do
beautifully said all i love to see this it's great man it's amazing everyone
know i know that
and uh... this is due to these clips are going viral like oh my god holy shit
we can all these posts that people are making destiny mad about all no all no
all here we go
that he's mad again
jesus
i don't care you know how to debate me fuck nobody has to be me i mean the
little fucking anybody well i just don't like that people can live in
their own little media bubbles
I know he's going to make this argument that like, well, you know, I react to stuff online, but it's different.
It's more sanitized that way. It doesn't really prove shit.
Like we've seen enough examples of my stuff doesn't prove anything because you're not doing it the way I want you to.
Oh, OK. Well, that how convenient for you?
As my goal was probably seen enough examples of me doing this on my stream where somebody can make a video or whatever the
else in the kind of services I've been over talking about and then in actual conversation with it, the other opinions
if I don't oh shit, this guy doesn't know fuck all about what he supposedly
you know made some video about the whole point of the I'm just I'm really
critical of all the people that are like you know marketplace marketplace of
ideas marketplace of ideas we need to have an open market was like what we
having right now by the way like I'm literally listening to your feedback and
your criticism at this very moment true the ideas have to like clash with each
other huh right it has to be the way I want it to be because I think that will
be more advantageous for me of course marketplace implies like some
amount of like it flow between different areas not everybody releases
the result they want onto the internet on their own corner that's
algorithmically reinforcing reinforcing whatever view they have and
there's such a dumb thought wise on debate people want that because they
know that I have a big audience and they think that if they can like catch me
in something that I didn't expect or something like that or like catch me off
guard with something it will make them look good
I never operate outside of my own frame I don't why would I do something
that could put what I do at risk for any degree. Why would I do that at all? Why would I do
something whenever I know that my method of doing this is alright? Why would I ever take
something that could potentially not go the way I want it to? Why would I ever do that?
Am I retarded? Really? Like my mindset and everything that I do is based around outcomes.
i don't care like what people think about me i don't care about any of that
i care about basically achieving the goal
that's it i don't care if people all it's it's not fair because x y z
gives a shit
they would have worked with anybody else in the day
i don't care you know how to do now
there's no reason for me to do that why would i do it's not going to happen
uh... i respond to people's opinions all the time
they want to cry about it or get mad i'm not doing it in the way they want
me to
Well, the reason why, here's the real reason why they want me to,
it's because they think that there is a higher probability that I will look bad.
Just based on the nature of that argumentation,
why would I engage in something that they think would make me look bad?
Why would I do that?
Why would I intentionally do something
that would potentially make me look bad that's stupid
why would i do that yeah
exactly they want to get to me i don't think that i'm not saying that i would
or not i'm just saying that like
based off of their own reasoning
why would i engage in something like that's the reason why they want to do
it
uh... obviously job
so now why would i do that
just based off of the premise of it
and uh... anyway so that's really it
you have autonomy i know that
and uh... they want to get on speaker view for like a winning well i i
I don't, listen, that's all beside the point.
The simple reality is that I don't do it, that's it.
And so you're gonna have to deal with it.
That's the way it is.
And cry about it, bitch about it, make another video,
do another clip, whatever you need to do
to make yourself feel better.
It's still nothing gonna change.
Doesn't that debating make you look bad?
Not really.
I mean like, the people who think it makes me look bad,
like a lot of people don't understand this
because they're not able to like parse out feedback.
the majority of those people are people that already don't like me they said
all this makes you look bad
you think i'm a not see
you think i'm evil anyway
like what do you mean it makes me look bad you already hate me
so the entire premise of this is based off of a lie
so no i i i'm
this
it's not my first day on the internet okay guys it's not my first act i'd
this is so obvious
it's so obvious how do people not see this
well anyway and uh... they wouldn't carry the way exactly
it's it's completely clear
and i should have talked about terms are coming talk yeah i think it'd be
funny that's a very good material was happy working out bad for
well i don't know i mean i'm just saying in general that's that's the
mindset the people that are doing that
if somebody
nobody this is what i've learned in like world warcraft
most of the time the person who initiates a world pvp encounter
is the person who wins that encounter.
Because they wouldn't have initiated it
unless they thought they could win.
You see what I'm saying?
People always have these instances
where they're going to do that.
They're Caleb, I thought you were on the right.
Well, I don't know what he thought at all.
You have to ask him.
And so that's it.
And so, no, I understand the way people do things
and it just makes perfect sense.
But anyway, no, I'm not doing it, it's too bad.
You're gonna, you wanna make another video
and I'll make another video
And that's, that's all you're going to get anyway.
So this guy now is actually under arrest.
I love to see this.
This is amazing.
You see the charges got dropping.
The ladies show up the next house.
Yes, I did see that.
I'm going to look at that in a minute.
Former FBI director, James Comey has been arrested.
He has surrendered at federal court.
Well, Comey is in the courtroom and the hearing is starting now, the very first appearance
of this former FBI director accused of threatening the president's life with that post on Instagram
a year ago with seashells in the sand.
This is the first hearing.
this is
this is the type
we should be doing this every day
i love this
i've been waiting on this political prisoner
yep
shouldn't have fucked around
you think that you're gonna reframe something in a way that makes it
optically sound bad
i'd give a shit
uh... you there's no reason to engage in good faith the person that says that
yet that's right
you can stay there
just like just like north korea
and that will happen in this courthouse the eastern district of virginia but
this is a case that's charged in north carolina because that's where that
beach photo
was taken this first appearance
coming now being under arrest in the courtroom he's going to be before
a map will come in this is amazing
uh... i will have seen this let me see if i can pull up any more information
about him getting arrested
and uh... this piece of shit
so he put on here uh... this is what happened last year
is he put out a thing yet an instagram photo it said eighty six forty seven
eighty six can be used in a lot of ways but like in one of the ways that it
can be used it can be used to like it says kill right
and um... you know you can ask people in law enforcement i'll probably tell
you this it's it's just another euphemism right to hit
And so whenever the former FBI director does this, well, this looks pretty bad, right?
And it seems to get rid of, yeah, but what do you think that means?
And so the reason why it's important to do this is that you have to take this guy all the way
through the ringer. You have to make the process, you have to make this as painful as possible
for him. Even if you don't get him convicted, you have to make it as unpleasant as possible
That way everybody else that likes talking about this stuff sees this and they think to themselves well
I don't want to be the next person that gets dragged through this for like two and a half years
So that's what I think
Is explanation on the talk show was so funny though. I know wrong. That's what he wants you to think
Well, I don't know what you mean by that. Good luck with that. We're tired of bullshit exactly
And 86 47 so what do you what is this here? So you think it doesn't mean that way?
And I love that what does that not mean what people think it is it was a marketing stunt
Why do you think it's a marketing stunt?
Why do you think that that's what he wants you to think
Yeah, let me let me let me let's work through this. What's the market? Yeah, what's what's the market? What is this?
He's trying to market an assassination. Yeah, that's the problem.
Ask this work.
I just want to get to the bottom of this and understand it, because I just don't really understand this at all.
It's a number of days since 9-11, since his book released.
Then why did he explain it? Why didn't he explain it that way?
Why did he explain it that his wife did it?
Why didn't he just say that?
So I mean like, I mean, because I don't even know if that's true or not, but like, I mean,
he said it wasn't true.
It's part of the stunt.
So let me get this straight.
you think that
so who do you think made it then
who do you think made the uh... who do you think made that that the lettering
there the numbering do you think he did it or his wife did it
or do you think a third party did it
but what do you really think happened
the chatters insulting our intelligence
step one go to jail
i know that
uh... eight thousand uh... eight thousand six hundred and forty seven days
would be august twenty second
yeah and uh...
partisan yell i can't take it because i just i want to understand and and get
to the bottom of this and understood
he did it
or a hundred percent new
okay so he knew what happened so why didn't he explain it that it was part
of his book
why did he say that he didn't know what it meant why didn't he just come
out and immediately say that and also like if it was advertising why didn't
he leave a link to the book or anything like that because like if you do an
advertisement you'd have a link right there like an Amazon link or something
like that. Like, that's what I'd assume. The gaslighting is real. Well, I just like the
reason why I pulled this up is that I just want people to see the level of like crazy,
crazy, crazy dishonesty here. I mean, you don't really believe this, do you? Like, you
don't you don't really believe this is what happened. Like, there's no way you actually
believe this and so the reason why I pulled this up and I engage it in like a
relative amount of good faith is just so people can see how brain dead retarded
it is that's the reason why and it's crazy we're not gonna we're not gonna let
people get gaslighted in here bro I'm not gonna let this is crazy I don't
even want to see and yeah I think his wife did and he took the picture right
and his wife just happened to take the picture that he automatically knew the
exact amount of days since 9-11 that is but like really I mean like what are we
doing here? I mean this is these are the same people that were saying that the
quality learning center the reason why there were no kids there is because it
was closed it was like a Sunday or something like that. What are we
doing here? What are we doing? It's so obvious what you're what you're
getting. I don't think it's what I put on violence. Yeah, no I don't think so.
I think that we need to lock these people up. That's what I think. And
Let me see if I can find any more of this. Oh, is this the response?
Well, they're back. This time about a picture of seashells on a North Carolina beach a year.
Yeah. There we go. You see, he's saying it this way in order to downplay it, right? He wants to
frame it in a way that it sounds innocuous and ridiculous. So people like it has nothing to
do with the seashells. There's nothing to do with that. That's like saying like well
I'm getting arrested for driving my car. Well yeah because you ran three people
over in it. Well I was just driving down the road. I mean like I have a driver's
license I'm driving my car. Like oh no they're just arresting. They're
arresting anybody for driving around now. And this won't be the end of it.
It won't be but nothing has changed with me. I'm still innocent
Mm-hmm. I'm still not afraid and I still believe in the independent federal judiciary. So let's go
Great, but it's really important that all of us remember. This is not who we are as a country
This is not how the department really I know that's the problem. We're getting back to that
That's supposed to be yes and the good news is we get closer every day to restore does
he get an employee discount for his bond because he was in the FBI whenever whenever they put
him in jail.
Do you know if he gets an employee discount?
Not sure.
No.
Oh, okay.
Those values keep the faith.
That's right, let's bring up American values when you're talking about trying to crypto
message about killing the president.
That's definitely what they'd want, absolutely.
And so yeah, I know Chargent Double, I like that.
And yeah, he's bullshitting.
I know, he's bullshitting.
Here's another one.
Good afternoon.
Is this guy a real one?
Today, a grand jury said.
Bro, what is he doing?
Look at cash.
Good afternoon today a great Jesus pro like
He's locked in
And Jerry's sitting in the Eastern just North Carolina returned an indictment against
James Coney on two counts
The first count is an honor about May 15th of last year
He knowingly and willfully making a threat to take the life of how long has this guy even been involved?
Like how did all this happen? Like literally this guy takes over and like everything just
starts happening. It really makes you wonder what the fuck was going on before this. And
also made a tweet at the time.
You did.
upon the president of the United States count to same day May 15th 2025 that the defendant James
Coleman knowingly and willfully transmitting in interstate commerce a communication that contained
a threat to kill the president of the United States both of these counts carry a maximum term of
imprisonment of 10 years. That's right. That's right. See this is you need to do this. You
You need to do this to like a thousand people minimum.
So Ed of course made a post about this and it's time 8647 bro, Ed, see, oh man, oh man.
You really, yeah, Pam Bondi was hot.
She was, she was hot, but that's not enough.
It's not, and a report them should be 15 years.
I know.
And again, I think they should go after, I think that they need to make examples out of
these like high profile people.
I think it's like that, that's, it sends a message, right?
It sends a message like, nobody's above the law number one.
And also if you go after them, a lot of their followers will be like, oh my God,
I don't want to have that happen.
So that's it.
And yeah, I really think so, nothing will happen to them now even after this.
well i mean the odds are they're probably not i mean that nothing's probably
happen nobody gives a shit about that
but uh... we'll see what's gonna happen
and uh... i don't have to get the position that's smart enough to keep it
many such cases aren't they
and uh... what your spare stands on space force keeping the moon safe from
other countries
i think that we have an international uh... agreement with uh... interplanetary
bodies
i don't think that's something that we need to worry about because it's
already been worked out like that they i think they work that out like
like the 70s, 80s or 90s or something.
So like that's already,
we don't need to think about that, right?
And also like, and if it does come down to it,
whose flag's there?
Come on, it's the French flag.
It's fully white now.
Apparently the, you know, like obviously, you know,
the sun is gonna melt all the prints off.
So really the French on the moon, though.
So yeah.
Well, you guys saw America? No, no, no, no, no. Maybe back in the 60s or so, but no, things
have changed. And anyway, let's go back. I'll look at these. I'll look at them and post
these. Exactly. And brilliant response. Let's go. Oh, God. And so anyway, five minutes.
This is what happened. He should be in prison. Yep. And now he's going to get arrested.
I love to see us. They're charging James Coney for posting 86 47 on Instagram saying
It's a threat. Do you know how stupid this is?
You know what let's assume it is what's assume it is stupid we're gonna do it again
We do it again. Oh, wow. It's so stupid. Damn. That's too bad shouldn't have fucked around
Shouldn't have done it. Yeah. Well, oh, I'm gonna get out. Yeah after a year
Then maybe I've been in lawsuits before I'm in one now. Oh my god, it's a waste of fucking time
Yeah, that's the way it is. You see Obama made a post? Let me see what he said.
What he did? Obama doesn't follow me, bro. That's fucked up.
And oh yeah, this is the this is the post right here about the voting, the voting rights act.
So yeah, anyway, just to wrap this up, this this idiot got arrested and I hope that they can
make his life a living hell for at least the year that he's there.
It's stupid when you consider he was twice targeted.
There's three times that we know about and there's probably hundreds of times that we don't so that's really it
I'm I think that's really where we're at and
Anyway head towards future or something like this becomes a narrow GOP majority and Congress looks like this in 10 years
No, I'm glad to see this and
Anyway, we're gonna go through as much of this as possible if a Republican states in the south start to eliminate Democrat districts and dilute minority
Voting power then blue states across country need to eliminate every single Republican district they can fight fight you guys
We're already doing that y'all were already gonna do that bro like this is it so when the supreme so the supreme court struck down
majority black congressional district in Louisiana
Why would see this is what I think is so ridiculous. I thought we were against segregation
like my
Like I'm I guess I'm retarded or something right, but like I thought
Segregating people based off of race was a bad thing
But apparently not. Apparently this is good since when? I know. And you left it only when it benefits them.
Exactly. And how is it, and this is one of the interesting things, how is it that black people are going to have some sort of shared collective interest in something?
Aren't they individuals? Aren't they Americans? Shouldn't they be able to vote for what they want?
Why are we designating all of the black,
but let's, you really think that we should assign people
the first way that we should do this
is based off of ethnicity?
Why do you think that this is racist?
That it's not segregation,
it's protecting folks from whitey, I guess so.
Joe Biden voted against desegregating the school,
buses and Delaware, didn't he?
I don't know if he did or not.
Well, when does diversity count every race
but white people?
Because diversity is meant to undermine
and subvert white people.
that's the reason why the entire goal of diversity is to undermine uh... people
that are white and to replace them with people that are not
uh... that's the reason why
and also with women too it's not just it's not just white people it's women
also
is that a joke
no it's not it's literally what it is why would you why would you give a
fuck about it so i thought
which diversity effort is doing anything other than that
but what what diversity effort do we have and diversity initiative that exists
that does not basically as a side a side effect disenfranchise white people
which one the the uh... scholarships that are not given the white people the
uh...
you know like i i'm thinking like a you know like preferential hiring that's
not going to white people on you know different types of opportunities for
internships are not going to white people
yeah i mean come on like that's obviously what it is you should be totally
against it
you know it's a side effect though no i think you're right it's actually the
all the main point yeah that's definitely the main goal diversity is
getting rid of white people exactly and so i'm totally against it completely
against it
and uh... you want to you want to earn it and you should get it
doesn't matter what you look like what you uh... what race you are what
gender you are anything else
but you gotta earn it if you can earn it you don't deserve it that's the way
it is
so uh... yeah
Thanks for covering the Amber Herd thing. Oh, God. I forgot all about that. That was a good time.
And so, yeah. Let me see here. Not only white people, but men and women also harms corporations because they have our race and gender and not by meritocracy.
Yep. There you go. White people and Asian now. You're right. Asian people are now also being systematically discriminated against in the same way.
So anyway, I want to show you guys how bad this is going to be for them. I think this is great. Let me take a look at it.
Let me see if I can pull up some more of these.
There's been a bunch of other things that have happened.
And oh, by the way, just real quick,
before we go into the voting thing, let's talk about this.
How do we guarantee a true meritocracy?
We don't.
We can't guarantee anything.
Like that's a stupid premise.
You just try to do your best to hire the best people
and you make sure that there aren't ways
that people get advantages they shouldn't have.
You're never gonna be able to prevent all of it,
but the best thing that you can do
is to have rules in place that work in that benefit.
So, Nick, Nick Funtas,
had a retard come to his house.
And this is what happened.
Hi. Oh my God! What are you doing?
Ha ha ha!
Get the fuck out of here!
I
Man
Immediately bro shoves her onto the fucking pavement so anyway, let me pull up what he said about this
This is a very very big. It's a big day for nicks
Let me see
Where he what the hell
Wait, he is he
Okay, I was wondering what was going on with that I forgot about the J
I was like, damn do they like did they take him off of the off of the search?
But no no it's because he got a J in the middle of his name and so anyway
Let me go back. I'll pull this up. No this might not be it
I don't know if I can find it. No, no, he didn't comment on this. Never mind and
Somebody else did but anyway, I thought it was him
so
The battery charge against him has been dismissed
Thank God he shoved this bitch onto the fucking concrete. This is exactly what she deserved it is
I'm so happy to see this the reason why is that these people are annoying?
They're obnoxious like it if you're going to somebody's house to like harass them and annoy them
This is what you deserve
It is
Definitely deserve yep absolutely just immediately
Sprays her in the face with pepper spray and and shoves her on the fucking ground and I love this man
I do it's normal. Yeah, this isn't all behavior look at that and he really sent her flying to
Jesus
Absolute cinema. Oh my god. And yeah, there it is. And not public property. I know.
You also know this is going to be an hour from Nick Fuentes. A lot of people are mad.
Okay, let me see if I can pull this up and find it. And that you're my body.
Yeah, your body, my choice tweet. I remember that. Your body, my choice forever. Exactly.
And anyway, let me go and look at this. I didn't see this at all. What is it here?
So...
It'll be so coked if the Democrats get back in presumably it really will be that's why I want a
Republican to win I don't want it to be Vance or Rubio, but a Republican has to win because
You know what a lot of these?
Israel-critical
counter-semitic
Influencers do not realize is that the left wants to kill us like they literally want us dead
Yeah, and they will work to effectuate that they want to silence us
They want us debank deep left and ultimately they would prefer if we all just died and so you have these types like Dan
Bilzerian who I like and respect, but he says
That left and right is an artificial divide. It's a construct to keep
Dan Blazerian is a scammer. I think he made up his entire, you know, this whole fucking
mindset of, oh, I was this rich poker player and I have this entire, you know, identity.
This is a rich guy. I don't think that's what happened. I think his dad was a scammer.
His dad went to jail for being a scammer. And I think he is too. I do. And a retard.
And the thing is that it's important to keep in mind that even though Dan and I agree on a lot of things
He's a bad actor. He is he's a bad actor and he's an opportunist and you shouldn't look at somebody like that as an ally
They're only your ally to the extent that they can grift off of you
They don't care about you. They just care about where they're trying to go and this is where you want to be
Didn't he fake also being a naving seal. I don't know about that
Israel critical voices divided, but it's just simply not true. There is a political left
They're unified by ideology and to the extent that they criticize Israel it is strictly
Within the playing lip service to it and boundaries of their left-wing ideology
Which they believe there which they actually believe and it's not like they got tricked. It is there
That is their ideological conviction.
You apply it, same logic, Trump.
I don't know what you're asking that question in the context of, but I'm just going to permanently
ban you.
I'm just going to immediately, because I can tell, I can tell where you're going,
and I don't want to be there.
So the idea that we're going to paper over those differences, and we're all going to
hold hands and unite one struggle against Israel, it's just not.
is this a new political and i don't think that and at the minimum it's over
stated
to the extent that that's possible so thank you all my god thank you like i get
not wanting to vote for the lesser of two evils everybody should always make a
conscientious decision and vote for what they want even
it you know like staying home whenever a candidate doesn't represent you is
your right
but at the same time i'd never vote for a democrat i'll tell you that
absolutely not
you know it sounds like it's a reminder that it is so he's driving
he's driving this is actually if you can believe it the largest car in europe
their way
uh...
they would destroy the right way
yet there you go and uh... you gotta go vote to well maybe i will
and i do vote for obama brought i did i thought obama was better than john
mccain i was eighteen years old that's what i thought
absolutely
and uh... anyway let me go back i'll look at this again
and uh... yeah holy shit it's not a golf cart i don't know if it is or not
but uh... anyway so oh yeah you've got this
all my god
it's not your building
it's not
that's the first thing
this belongs to the people of the united states and it is not your building
it's about the ballroom
It's about the ballroom again, bro, like...
Oh my god.
How do you give a fuck about it this much?
Really? Like, god damn!
So, building this ballroom...
Yeah.
...basically means you never leave it.
Exactly!
When did he ever say he owned the ballroom?
And he's also... now he's never gonna leave...
This is... it's so crazy...
That people watch this and they believe it. This is why we need to disenfranchise
Probably over a hundred million people like we need to take the right to vote away from most people
This is crazy that people buy into this. Oh my god
Exactly, that's my question. Is he planning to live there? I guess what why would he live in a ballroom?
What
What do you do like what are you even talking about isn't it gonna make sense?
And I don't even know what to say about this. It's so embarrassing and it's a Karen logic. I guess so
But anyway, I'll go through and find this here. I think it was a was also quite funny. Oh, yeah
This is the new Supreme Court ruling
So it looks like there's going to be a mass redistricting. Here we go
Leah, what do you see as the ripple effects? Are there other states that could now redraw
their maps that you think are going to be likely to do so?
It's very possible. So one expert on voting rights professor Nick Stephanopoulos at Harvard
Law School actually estimated that a ruling to this effect in Louisiana versus Calais
could affect up to potentially 50 legislative districts.
Now, that's not to say.
That's a good start.
They, all of those states might redraw their districts
so close to the midterm elections,
but that does underscore what a significant...
They didn't want redistricting.
This is bad now for reasons,
and they want redistricting.
Yeah, of course they did.
Well, it's simple.
They want it whenever it's good for them,
and they don't want it whenever it's not good for them.
It's actually super easy.
It has nothing to do with what the redistricting is.
It has to do with whether it's advantageous or not.
It can't affect this ruling we'll have on our democracy
and who is able to obtain political power.
So Florida we know has expressed interest
in potentially doing some redistricting.
Their initial plan for when they were going to do so
was pushed back when we didn't have this decision
last week, but my guess is they will get
that process started now.
and it's possible other states will follow it's possible the president
invite other states to do more redistricting like he did exactly what
they should do and to do more partisan redistricting last year so it remains to
be seen exactly how many states might scram stack the deck
stack the deck
do it
to try to affect the upcoming term elections but i think it's all but a
certainty that many states will redraw the districts within the next few
years after the next redistricting cycle in ways that will make it so much harder for
voters of color to actually select the candidates of their choice.
Oh, black people can't collectively vote for something?
Wow.
Well, I thought we were against segregation.
Why do you think that all black people want to vote the same way?
I thought they're Americans.
So this is people voters of color.
This is it.
Isn't that racist?
Yeah.
knows the black people are all going to vote for this one candidate right? I would
love to hear a person like this explain what they mean by that and how this is a
good thing that you have voting being done as a racial block because again you
would never see if this woman if I if I said the exact same thing about white
people voting this person would call me a white supremacist so how is this
any different it's not it's just simply about power consolidation that's it
And, yeah, Joe Biden words, I know that, maybe if they mean Muslims and non-Americans, why
I mean, being Muslims, that's not a race, that's a religion.
And of course, a lot of people vote for Democrats, I mean, I don't know about, of course, right?
I mean, like, I think many of them don't.
And maybe I think that majority of them do, but those of me, you should segment them
out in order to create, you know, like a basically DEI voting blocks just so you
can get more candidates for yourself, right?
Enjoying freedom a duo. That's two Americans challenge me to a poke
This does look like the beginning of like a Pokemon fucking, but I thought this was crazy
This is exactly like if you ask a Japanese person or like somebody in like another part of of the world
What is America and they'd probably just show you this photo. They'd say like this is America. See I saw this there you go
So yeah, today's not a lot to get a check mark who is an aphoramid.
I don't know why I have no idea and oh no, this person deleted their post.
That's so sad.
I was going to talk about this, but apparently not.
Oh, we got another one.
Taco Bell and Plee opens fire after customer fills argument fills argument over filling
a water cup with soda.
Yeah
Yeah
Free him
Free him
Didn't do anything. Well, I'm so sick of this
If you fill up your water cup with soda
You are a rat
You're a rat. We can't have, see, we can't have a society where everybody fills up their
water cup with soda. You used to do that. I know that. I know that. But you know what
happened whenever they would catch me? I would say, oh, oops, oh, I didn't mean to do that.
I wouldn't go and have an argument with them. I wouldn't have that because I knew what
what it was.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Flashback.
Yeah.
We ought to do that 13 under.
Well, we're not 13.
We're probably not.
I can't listen to this fucking shit.
it and uh... anyway yeah he plug on the shooter i mean i obviously okay i get
guys i get it
you can't have somebody that's at the top of all employee
that is firing a gun
i i get like you're not supposed to have that happen
but at the same time
i do really see his point of view
and
like the thing is that
if i had to live in in a world right there are two worlds you can live in
The one world is where you have a bunch of random hoes
that come up to you and start, you know,
fighting.
Or there another one where this guy says,
sit down, shut up, fill up your water cup of water,
or you buy a soda, and you don't like it,
he shoots a gun at you.
I would rather live in the gun world.
I would.
I'd rather live in the gun world.
And because in the gun world,
everybody orders their food,
nobody's stealing anything,
No problems are happening.
The soda machine's never empty.
There aren't people lying.
You don't have a bunch of hood rats sitting in the back
yapping and shit, drinking soda out of water cups.
Like, that's it.
So that's my opinion on the topic, okay?
That's my opinion on the topic.
And don't do the crime.
Yeah, post doesn't mention whether it was fired or not.
Should promote them.
I mean, they're gonna have it.
Obviously Taco Bell has to, look.
Taco Bell has to fire him.
They have to fire them, you can't do this.
However, I think that we all know
that that's not the way it should be, right?
And so anyway, manager or candidate, exactly.
And I stand with that, I was gonna ask you on this one.
Yeah, I'm just being honest, right?
I am, and uh-oh, here we go.
Europeans thinking that they can walk
to MetLife Stadium to see the World Cup
is white supremacy, and I am going to explain to you why.
Europeans thinking that they can walk
to MetLife Stadium to see the World Cup
is white supremacy and I'm going to explain to you why.
Hi, my name is Kaylee, I'm a Shakespeare academic.
If you know me, it's because I'm a Shakespeare academic.
I have spent a cumulative three years living over in Europe,
two and a half of those in England
in order to get my master's degree,
which means I was-
So why is it that walking?
Also participating up in that upper rubbing shoulders
echelon of academic society in England.
That's incredible.
And fun fact about me.
Here, I'm going to explain it.
By the way, I'm so important.
I know all these important people.
I'm very well educated.
And also, by the way, fun fact, let's hear it.
I'm so from New Jersey.
I'm super from New Jersey.
That's crazy.
Thank God.
New Jersey.
But, Kaley, is that being a woker?
How is everything about white supremacy?
I'm so serious.
European supremacy is white supremacy.
This is white supremacy.
The reason that they think they could walk to Matlai Stadium is because they think they're better than you.
Literally.
Europeans.
Ha ha ha ha!
We gotta figure out who we're giving these degrees to.
Who we're giving these degrees to! We're giving them away for free!
What the hell is going on? It has to be a parody? I know! It's outrageous, isn't it?
What is she even talking about? Something stupid.
Something retarded. That's what, obviously.
Yeah, she's walking there. She called herself a Shakespeare academic. Well, she's certainly a theater kid
I'll tell you that so in a way that what is that like a you know
Is that the Charmillion of a theater of a theater kid and you know with you know what a Char's artist called being unemployed
And so anyway, where's this? Oh god. Well, I'll go through these here if I can find it
22 Somali daycares rated and not one parent is complaining about having their
About their kids no longer having child care. It's interesting. Wow. What a surprise and
Let me go through and this is also
This is where we're at
She were a
Clothes that were
Who is this for?
Extra ordinary but somewhat...
Gertrude?
How do you explain what that means?
I don't know!
She was a solid of clothes that were extra during me whatever bro
But somewhat...
What does that mean?
She wore a lot of clothes
Bro I don't know bro
Yeah.
Can you see we're a, oh my god.
See what we need to do, well anybody making fun of these kids,
you don't need to make fun of these kids.
They all wearing the same shirts.
Who's running this school?
Who's running, we gotta get rid of him.
We gotta know what the hell he's doing.
I can't even teach him how to read.
I don't even know how to read.
Little head of clues that were extraordinary, but somewhat...
goss?
That's not so bad, honestly, that's the best one.
Now what does that mean?
I have no idea.
okay all right now my oh wow bro three words in and you're crashing out Jesus
do you know I doing this because the interview is black I don't know I think
it's probably just a majority maybe it's a majority black school who the fuck
knows. No, no, no, bro, give me the card. Take the card away from me, man. Take the
card away. I think it's cursive. Yeah. And don't we need to see Gavin Newsom read this?
Uh, yeah. I don't think you want to see the next generation of voters seat removal.
I've been telling you all about voting. Like I've been trying to tell you guys about
voting and like and get into it like yeah and wow it's just really interviewer
just as bad so it wasn't making any sense it doesn't matter like you should
still be able to read the words and so anyway no I saw this it was really
really crazy to see how dumb some people are man I don't think he expected
extraordinary to be like I could see like I mean but I could see some people
get but extraordinary extraordinary like that that's the word that's got you
crashing out. Oh my god. It has a lot to do with the mandated curriculum. Yeah, and they don't know any of it.
More car windows. The morning walk soundtrack for Lauren Beacon or Dog Honey could be rainy days
and Mondays always get me down. Especially this Monday. Yeah. It's really just disheartening
and maddening and you feel helpless. That's because Lauren and Honey saw not one.
Not two, not three.
But actually dozens of their neighbor's car windows smashed out over nights.
Wah!
Wah!
It feels like destruction for destruction's sake and that's really upsetting.
It's upsetting.
Lurren's car wasn't hit.
This is the first time on our block, I think, that I know, with massive broken...
To stop voting for people to let this happen?
Stop.
The way I look at it is like, if you voted for any of the people that run this government,
why you deserve this?
Glass.
You do?
On every vehicle.
Michael Deco?
Since somebody just walking around, busing out windows, yeah, sure.
There's a lucky...
It's just not good for a neighborhood, for a community, a city, whatever, to have
of these sort of things happen.
We watched Minneapolis police go door to door
looking for doorbell camera video.
They say around 30 cars were smashed overnight
as they search for suspects.
Do you think anything can be done to stop this?
There we go.
I don't know, more patrols?
Cousins, but I don't know if that's possible.
Remember, I said Lauren wasn't hit this time,
But over the last year, her car windows smashed not once, but twice.
Right through everything, glass everywhere, broke our car door handle and it's just pain.
Lauren hopes going for walks with Honey in her neighborhood, she doesn't see what she
saw on this Monday or any other day of the week.
Man, that's funny.
Police are trying to determine if there's any connection between what happened last
night and incidents that happened around the city over the last year.
I wonder, guys, it's a big mystery, I wonder if the majority of crime is committed by a
small percentage of people that are almost always repeat offenders.
Oh, jeez, if only there was any sort of data or information that was able to help you come
to this conclusion.
Oh, jeez, I have no idea.
In South Minneapolis, Joe Maison 5, I will see you.
Oh my God.
Uh, defund the police, bro.
Well, that's what you get.
yeah that's what you get and uh... i'm happy to see that uh... you know some
of these people have to live with the consequences that are on their own
values and it's a very very good thing
and uh... it was honey all along i guess so data is racist is not a race there's
nothing to do with that like is really just repeat offenders are doing this
so what's that simple
so the bill passes
And that on the gas, Mrs. Baker.
Man, moves this.
So apparently they totally, they redrew.
This is the new Florida map.
This is the new one.
Man, how about that?
How about that?
and uh... yeah there you go to be went i wonder who did that i have no idea
and uh... they do this in texas to like i don't know if they've done it all the
way but uh...
it's uh... you know it needs to happen
you also said you're running to a ballish
ice this is something that we've heard other democrats and activists talk
about yeah
from an immigration enforcement perspective yes
Who do you think should be in charge of enforcing immigration laws?
She's trying to figure out where her hairline went. Trust me, I've done the same thing. I get it.
It's a good question. It's a good question. And you could pause because I just want to think about
it. Well, we'll go ahead. We need to continue though. Okay. Who do I think should be in charge
of enforcing immigration laws? Not the executive branch, so not the president. So it belongs
with Congress. It belongs with Congress. Because the executive branch and specifically the
president is self-enforcing so it would be judicial.
Derving. And many of the decisions that he is making is not about the American people,
is not about our safety. It's not because there's imminent threat. It's not because we think
there's a nuclear weapon coming to the United States. It's for his personal gain and his
personal relationships.
see this is one thing i i'd like republicans had the same problem when obama was the president
that the entire republican platform was just purely opposition to obama it was a basically
reactionary totally anything that obama was for they are against i think this is what democrats
are going into now too where their focus is just simply it's not about any sort of a principled
better future for america
it's about opposing trump and simply taking the opposite position on every
issue just
systematically
and he's shown that over and over again that's it
but who should be on the ground enforcing there are migrates there are
immigration laws
at congress and a border who if it's not ice if you've abolished ice
understood
Who enforces those laws? Who enforces the border?
So, you can't...
Once you abolish, you have to rebuild.
We're at a point where you can't reform something that is a paramilitary organization that is taking human life.
Isn't it crazy that these people think that they can run for government?
Isn't that unbelievable?
Oh my God. Now she's talking out of her ass. That's what she was doing the whole time.
Yeah, that's actually, as a matter of fact, that this just say nobody.
Well, the reality is that they want, they want it to be enforced by nobody.
You're right about that, actually. Is that they just want to have everybody go out
and be able to do whatever the hell they want.
But, you know, they can't say that because they know that it's not, you know,
socially acceptable. People won't buy into it.
So that's really, I think, what happens.
So anyway, take a look at this.
A pre-K teacher was fired after publicly wishing Trump had been assassinated.
She's now changed her TikTok name to avoid the attention.
I do not know.
Uh, yep.
Yep.
That's right.
Right.
I do not know what to do with all of the rage
that I have in my body right now.
I'm gonna do two parts.
This first part is in my own city.
Thursday, April 16th, and yesterday,
this fucking puppet, see you next fucking Tuesday,
attempted to enter multiple Cincinnati Public Schools
to do wellness checks on behalf of ICE.
This is Gratis Police Chief Tonina Lamana and Superintendent Shana Murphy said she and
another individual visited Western Hills University High School, Reese E. Price Academy and Roberts
Academy. While Murphy said that the two puppets didn't interact with any of the students, Cincinnati
Mayor Aftab Pravelle, a CPS parent, called the whole incident ridiculous and inexcusable.
He is disgusted by the actions of a police chief from a small town an hour away.
She thinks you know what's going to change.
Coming to our city's public schools unannounced,
let alone at ICE's request to intimidate our students
and our families.
He said stay out of Cincinnati.
The superintendent Murphy says that the district
is still investigating and Hamilton County Sheriff
MacGuffey said that she is also aware of the incident
and will be speaking with federal and state
partners to ensure that policies are followed.
Under an agreement with ICE, the Gratis County police
are allowed to interrogate or arrest anyone.
within their jurisdiction.
Right, and let me guess, you understand jurisdiction better
than the police do.
I could automatically put this together.
It should be unlawfully in the district.
Oh yeah.
I don't believe that's public school kids
an hour out of your fucking district.
Uh-huh.
Fuck ICE, fuck the police that fucking help them
and fuck you too if you goddamn support this.
Stay the fuck out of my city.
Damn, and there she is.
So this is, she made her account private.
she changed her name she did everything but she's still lost her job
man isn't that something special
my city well how about that i thought it was stolen land
what happened
i thought you can own stolen land
i it's a it's hard to keep up with all of these
because it just doesn't make any sense
but uh... she built nothing yes exactly put the fries in the bag
I know, hopefully we can have more of these people have this happen. By the way, I watched dude.
I didn't realize this whenever I was a kid.
I didn't realize.
We're gonna watch it.
Get ready.
Y'all ready for this?
Popeye's wild.
Oh, no. Don't give him all that food. Wow.
Oh, no, it's a cake.
That's some ice, guys.
Eat our tomes, you never eat between meals!
Look at the fucking audio!
Eat our tomes, you never eat between meals!
Oh my god!
And now, sir, we have cooked up something very special for you.
You is going to be initiated into the secret order of the Midnight Bandits.
Look at the fucking silhouettes!
Oh my god!
Dude!
Wow!
Oh, this is a damasket! I ain't done nothing like this since I was the best of all the...
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
What the hell is this?
What the hell is this?
What the hell is this?
Monster!
Hey, what kind of a mess is this?
What the hell is this?
Who think these guys was king?
Hey, what the hell is this?
But out!
Wow!
What the hell is this?
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Whoa!
Don't let anybody ever tell you that we're just as racist as we this is crazy
This is wow
The tree yeah, look at it dude
You take the horn if the knob is below, if the knob if you're behind me, I'll kill you.
Here's my boss, here's my boss, here's my boss.
No.
I can't take that.
I can't take that.
I can't take that.
I can't take that.
I can't take that.
Of course they have spears.
Of course.
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
This fucking thing, dude, I forgot what these cartoons used to be like, bro.
I really do.
Like it's Cuphead DLC goes crazy. Yeah, of course and
Wow, and why are so many people becoming ethonationalist nowadays?
There's too much that like culture class. I think that's the reason why but man it some of these old cartoons
I forgot I
Forgot how much different things are now I really did I forgot like
Because I would watch these now as a little kid like my dad had me watch these cartoons
Like this is what I would go and I would watch this like I would watch Looney Tunes, right?
It's basically and whenever you think about it, Looney Tunes is basically just people dying and killing each other.
Really, and shooting each other with guns like different ways to die.
But OK, you can die from falling off of a mountain.
You can die from getting hit by an anvil.
You can die by getting hit by a truck.
You can get stabbed with a spear, right?
Or something like that. Oh, my God. Yeah.
Just without blood. Yeah.
It's basically just without blood.
and uh... it's just nuts man but uh... i saw this i thought it was really really
really fucking funny to look
and uh... look at and then all here we go this is it
and uh... this is the new uh... the old republicans in texas are also going to
be redrawing their maps to
i think this is very funny
and uh... it's gonna keep going got something in your mustache no i didn't
i do not i do not what do you mean i got something i must ask you try to
stress me out again
and uh... absolutely not
And this is interesting. Crazy poll findings. Let me find it and pull it up.
Crazy poll findings.
Wait, fuck. I don't want to fuel the gender wars, but how is anyone possibly against
nuclear power in the year 2026? Men are consistently far more positive about nuclear energy.
So anybody that doesn't understand this doesn't understand the way that women think.
Women are risk-averse
The risk of these are the same women that would choose the bear instead of a man in the woods
They're risk-averted. They don't think like so
They're not gonna go and make these kinds of decisions
They're not gonna do this like they and the thing is that it's logic versus feeling exactly nuclear nuclear
It's literally the case. No, I'm big nuclear like I'm I'm up here at like let me go back out for the polling
Percentage support used to nuclear power. Yes, believe nuclear energy produces low to no carbon
I actually don't know by the sun or the science believe nuclear energy is safe
I do agree with that believe Britain should get more of its energy from nuclear power
I agree and also for a strategic, you know reasons so they're not having to pay Russia more money to blow them up
Right and support the construction of nuclear power stations locally. Of course, I do believe nuclear energy should have a major role in
Blitons or electricity of course it should
Um, uh, percentage of nuclear power is the foreign energy generation.
They most support it's the, I think it's the best one I could think of, right?
It is.
How much do you think comes from the fact that males study engineering and physics more?
I think that it's very simple.
Women see nuclear engineering and nuclear power plant, nuclear power as dangerous and scary.
And so they don't, they don't want it.
That's literally it.
That's the way it works.
That's it, yeah, that's it, and you go and you think about this.
Now why is that?
Think about what, like who do you want to have in charge of a four-year-old?
The person that says, well do it, see what happens.
Or the person that says, well wait a minute, okay I'm going to protect you and make sure
that nothing bad could ever happen to you.
The odds are the person that's protecting the four-year-olds is going to reproduce more likely,
right?
More often.
And so they don't understand it.
Well, I don't know.
I think some of them probably do, right?
I mean, probably the same amount of men to understand it.
Most people don't understand nuclear power in general, right?
I mean, obviously.
Sex is good, but if you try to have your country shut down, then it's the last
nuclear power plants in 30, man.
Man, French senator, huh?
Oh my God.
on killing people with coal got better at sex I guess sex is good but they've
really tried this ratio and even though people understand this it is like I
mean nuclear power is not great not terrible I mean I don't know what the
better solutions are right well it's definitely dangerous and scary just
like electricity and fire it doesn't mean that we don't need it well yeah
it's like imagine if like we weren't allowed to have fire because some dumb
ass like 6,000 years ago set himself on fire gives a shit the problem is
that people are so risk-averse, and I think that there is a huge gender difference here,
and I think this is the exact same paradigm as would you rather be in the forest alone
with a man or a bear?
I'm sorry, but if you pick the bear, you're just a retard.
You're literally a retard and you shouldn't be allowed to make decisions because you're
not a logical, rational thinker.
You're an emotional person who should not be taken seriously at all, and they
live in a what-if life.
exactly right and that's it they picked a bear uh what kind of bear a a bad one a bad bear okay guys
a really really bad bear so uh yeah i did want to show you guys that i did see that myself i
forgot all about this and uh but you do have you do have some moms that do it the right way
A mother forced her son to slam his PS5 the same way he slammed her pet cat.
With your PlayStation 5, how you picked my cat up and slammed it on the ground multiple
do it. Now pick it up and do it again. Wait a minute, hold on.
You didn't make this woman a judge. See, I've been waiting on this.
Let me move this for you, baby, so you know it's real.
I want you to raise it up. I want you to tip toes and slim that bitch as hard as you can like you did my motherfucking cat.
Pick it up and do that shit again.
There it goes. Another one.
Since you got anger issues, we're gonna fix them today.
God, yep.
Pick it up and do that shit again.
That's right.
Man.
Pick it up and do that shit again.
Man.
Pick that shit up and do it again.
Damn.
Pick that shit up and do it again.
Pick that shit up and do it again.
It's over. It's over. You're done. It ain't turned on after this.
This is your punishment. Now pick all that shit up and throw it in the truck.
Damn. And you know the end of that, right? Like, yeah, she's going to make him queen the whole thing up.
And we're only day his face is cooked. I know that. And this is a core memory for him. It is.
And the thing is that, remember what I told y'all was that how you can discipline children without resorting to violence?
She didn't need to hit him. She didn't need to do anything. She just had him, but all right. Go get your pick
Oh, you threw the cat on the ground
Multiple damn really. Oh, oh, all right
Get your go get your play unplug your PlayStation 5 bring it over here bring up your class
I got I got something for you. I got some fun. I want you to try something to see what it's like
Yeah, yeah, that's oh yeah, I'm suppose some budget community manager psychological violence is most effective exactly
That's what my dad did my dad was a my dad's gonna asshole like this
He definitely was gonna asshole like this
He was like he would actually very rarely actually get mad at me
Like he would only get mad every once in a while and it was always about school like my dad
I'm trying to think about this. I don't think he ever has gotten mad had gotten mad at me about anything ever
No, there was one time he got mad at me because I said I was stressed out and depressed.
I was like 32 or 33.
Those were the two times in my life he ever got mad at me.
That was it.
That was the only one.
Stop being depressed.
The new 60 minute segment, viral clip.
Okay.
And Epstein, new one.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Okay.
I'm gonna see what this is.
Yeah, let me get to this in a minute.
Yeah, we haven't seen any Epstein stuff for a while, a decade ago.
That's not a decade ago.
Oh, I get it.
You're trying to talk shit, yeah.
So we got some, oh, this is the ranch.
Yeah, because everybody talked about the island.
Nobody talked about the ranch.
People think there's bodies buried here.
I'll be right back.
Give me a second.
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All right, let's find out who isn't going to get arrested today.
We're gonna see. Give me a minute. We got it.
Alright, I peppered it out. Not yet, not yet.
Okay, so Epstein, 60 minutes, Zorro Ranch. Alright, here we go.
Let me turn this off real quick. We're gonna get to it.
Oops, we're to audio.
Oh my God, the audio doesn't work again.
Oh my God. Let me see how I can open up another one.
The Zorro Ranch in New Mexico sounds like it could be a desert Disneyland.
After all, it was named after the fictional masked crusader.
Yeah.
But the reality was Zorro not real.
I thought Zorro was real.
He was like in Spain or Mexico or something like that.
He's real to me.
Yeah. I thought, oh, for, okay, nevermind.
He couldn't be starker.
The remote property was in fact,
one of sex predator Jeffrey Epstein's layers.
And with the release of the damning Epstein files,
we're learning much more about the horrors
that went on there.
Not only was it the alleged scene of sexual abuse
against minors and young women,
it was where the maniacal Epstein
dreamt of developing a designer baby farm.
It's actually crazy how this guy,
like I think that he's done damage.
Like I think Donald Trump did irreparable damage
to political dramas because every political drama
can't be more ridiculous than real life.
And I think that Jeffrey Epstein has done damage
to all of like the James Bond villains
and everything like that because you know
that none of these guys will ever actually be worse
than Jeffrey.
This is just a random guy and he's worse than all of them.
Shockingly, it's the early suggestions of bodies buried at the ranch.
Oh, there's bodies, of course.
So, what did the authorities know about this place and when?
These are the desert plains and snow-tipped mountains of Santa Fe County in New Mexico.
It's a harsh and remote place where the sexual predator, Jeffrey Epstein,
built the opulent and oversized layer he named Zora Ranch.
hide away in the middle of nowhere it is finally being forced to give up its
terrible secrets of sex abuse human trafficking and maybe you know they're
never gonna find those bodies bro like there's a zero percent chance like if
they find the bodies like I'm gonna be really impressed murder it stands
survivor shantae davies is deeply haunted by Zorro where no matter how
loud you screamed no one could hear you. So he has you out in this dude this is
like it's like alligator Alcatraz kind of right where it's like you have all
these people that are there and it's like yeah you're free to leave you're
gonna get eaten alive by like fucking rattlesnakes and vultures so like
even if you escape you still die. Oh my god. And then the other one was an island.
So you just don't get away from this guy.
I think that if they ever make a movie, I don't think that they can. I don't think they can
make a movie about Jeffrey Epstein. I don't think it's possible. There's no way. I don't
think that a single, maybe Quentin Tarantino could make a movie like that, right? Even
him. I don't even know. Like, I mean, this shit is sick, bro. Like, God damn. A horror
Oh, it's worse.
There was a lot of time spent in my room at Zorro
Feeling very much like a mouse trapped in its cage
Just kind of waiting until someone would come to my door and say Jeffery's ready for his massage now
What did that really mean?
rape
Yeah, it was full on forced on sexual
Yeah
Rape this guy seems like a real asshole
Yeah, it seems like a dickhead, doesn't he?
Who does that?
Darkest revelation, the ultimate act of violence, was uncovered in this email, alleging the death
of two young women on the ranch.
Its claim to have been written by a former staffer there.
A distressing tip-off forwarded to the FBI in 2019 that was seemingly never investigated.
It was never investigated at all. That's convenient email reads
Did you know somewhere in the hills outside of the Zoro?
Two foreign girls were buried on orders of Jeffrey and madam G madam G like bro. It's like resident fucking evil. I
This is insane
They all knew yeah
Both died by strangulation during rough fetish sex.
I was so alarmed by that particular...
I think that's not accurate.
I think there's probably more than two people that are buried out there, but I think that
they probably found a way.
If he was buying all that chemicals, I think they probably dissolved the bones and the
bodies too.
That's the only part of it.
Why would you get all of that dissolving agent in order to just bury a body?
make sense to me. Like logically you dissolve the body off-site and then distribute it somewhere else.
Like that's what I would do. I mean, if it was me, that's what I'd do.
Tip that came into the FBI that I immediately contacted in Mexico in general.
I mean really, wouldn't that be what you do?
Re-open the terminal investigation and the way that tip was reported matched the pattern
of other abuse and transport and trafficking of women and that's why it raised alarm bells for me.
The first step has been to look for the bodies and to finally search the Zoro Ranch.
Inexplicably, it's the one Epstein property federal agencies failed to raid upon his dears.
That's interesting.
That's very interesting.
Wow.
Why would they not raid the place that, wow, why?
How convenient.
Yeah, I think it's a weird situation.
It is.
It's a very weird situation.
I'm debodding on an endangered plant that's against federal law to dig.
The acid was not corrosive enough, I had the same chemical, adjusting pH in my garden water.
Well, I mean, I don't know man, like...
They have, at this time, conducted a complete and thorough investigation physically of the property,
including imaging of all 7,500 acres of the property.
They're right now doing a technical analysis of that imaging data.
One of the things that's very odd is that there was still letters, there was handwritten documents,
there were books, there were other things that were still on the property.
First recruited into the Epstein world by Glenn Maxwell,
Shontae Davies was abused by the predator from 2001 to 2005.
She remembers the rumors about the burial of the two unknown girls at Zorro.
But there were also other terrifying and bizarre accounts.
That's that girl with Bill Clinton. I didn't even realize that.
That's the girl with Bill Clinton.
Shade with her by other victims.
Girls waking up in sort of like a dark room with like a female doctor standing over
them, feeling like maybe there is some kind of procedure that had happened that
they weren't aware of. And I believe this is in the file.
Sure. There's something in there about a baby actually being born.
And then just, just disappearing like Gieland taking it.
I do remember over here in conversation that's it's crazy because the first thing that that
makes me think of is the white walkers in fucking game of thrones.
Like that's where we're at you understand like little fucking demons bro like oh my
my God.
Questions about trying to create the perfect baby, the perfect baby, the perfect gene pool,
and...
Isn't it crazy?
Is this the horseshoe theory that it doesn't matter if you're Adolf Hitler or like the
Jewish Jeffrey Epstein, you're still in the pursuit of the master race?
That's crazy.
I know that there was sort of a hunt, if you will, for the perfect gene pool.
Zorro was a wacky hideaway for Epstein and his cronies, and a place to enact their
most freakish fantasies, including at one point a plan for a controversial designer baby
and human cloning project. In which emails from the files show, the maniacal epstein was
prepared to invest in, as long as possible.
Oh, this is a big thing. This is a really big thing. And I think gene selection will
be normalized in less than 20 years. I think it's already becoming normalized in very
soft versions where people are selecting against things like different genetic deformities.
this is going to become incredibly common and I think that it will be almost
expected in you know maybe like I don't know like 50 years I think that we will
enter into a universe in a world where children resent their parents for not
selecting them full with other genes because they're unhappy with the way
that they look I think that's a world that we will watch and we will witness
ourselves. It's exciting, isn't it? Why'd you fuck up my character customization, dad?
Did you really think I'd be happy at 5.7? I fucking hate you.
As he remained anonymous. We were hearing some of the most horrible
and heinous things that anyone could imagine. The allegations span everything from the
harvesting of sex organs to allegations of women having forced abortions or forced pregnancies
or coerced pregnancies. I think when we think about the stories in the span of stories, it sounds...
If you made a horror game about Jeffrey Epstein, you wouldn't be able to sell it.
You couldn't put it on Steam or Epic Games. The credit card companies would probably like
turned down processing for it like you you literally couldn't even
you couldn't even do this
unsfictional sounds that's it what i thought it was just a meme
if there are tips that there are
women buried
on the property or near the property again then is that not probable cause to
actually search the place no that's not possible yes it is concerning that
they would say in snow white
uh... the fall of nineteen that they don't have probable cause to enter
his property in new mexico tonight
for the life of me i can't
understand why you believe in mexico out
it figures believe doesn't when you consider that uh... you know in man
hat and the mansion was rated uh... on the island to the mansion was rated
in small part of the news
i see him in paris
why not in new mexico
That's at the top of mind of so many people. At this point, it's an outrage that with all
of these allegations piled up.
Well, it's very obvious that people are extremely frustrated and angry that the Epstein files
were released, but not enough information was made available to the public that could
definitively pin any sort of wrongdoing to people other than Jeffrey Epstein and
maybe like a handful of other people, right?
Like very, very small amount of people.
I think that overall the, it was weird because,
and the other problem is that the files were released
in a wholesale way.
And in doing so, you combined a lot of things.
Like you combined, for example,
like anonymous, unsourced, unsubstantiated FBI tips
about how, you know, George Bush senior
killed a baby and ate its organs, right?
like and they saw this happen like that
like that probably didn't happen
i'm maybe it did but i could probably didn't happen
so uh... the the problems that people like so much of this came out
and there really was no
it there is nothing that happened
i went to bed on that yeah i i bet he probably didn't do that
how could this never have been even searched even in any sort of basic
inquiry
so our state government had asked to seize the ranch even while there was still evidence to preserve
and the federal government never did that. The Zora ranch in you. I think that this is my conspiracy
theory. I think that one of the reasons why might be because the designer babies that they were
doing worked. I bet that's why and there are a lot of influential and important
people that have utilized this and uncovering it would reveal the
illegitimacy of their children or of some sort of connection that they would
have to their kids. Like that's my best guess, right? I'm not saying for sure I
have no idea but it's like if I'm gonna come up with like you know you want
me to put, you know, make a, you know, a 90 piece puzzle, you know, it's supposed to be 100 pieces,
like I could, that's what I would put together, right? That that would be a, there are many
famous people to look alike. Well, no, I think it's very new. I think this is in like the last
15 years. So anybody who's older than 15 would not be a product of this. But yeah, I mean,
again, it's crazy to see how, and I think that's why people are so frustrated is that
Nothing really happened with Jeffrey Epstein.
He got turned into a meme.
You know, like he, I guess he got arrested.
Gisling Maxwell was arrested.
But other than that, a lot of these co-conspirators,
like I don't, and it's also like the workers
and the servants and the waiters
and the gardeners and the groundskeepers.
Like how is it that like this is some kind of just black hole
that you're not able to get any sort of information
out of, right?
It's very, very odd.
So I don't get a check into a shoe on a head-tweet.
Yeah, sure.
Give me a second.
I'll look at it.
And if it's medical records, it's illegal for the government to release it?
Well, I mean, again, if it's illegal for the government to release it, that is counterbalanced
by a congressional order.
So basically, the law said they have to release it.
So you can't say it's illegal to not follow the law, right?
I mean, then you have an issue of, well, which law takes precedent over which
law. And I think very clearly, you know, like one one of them would would clearly overwhelm the other.
So thank you for your name. Yeah, definitely. And so a lot of houses were likely scrubbed clean.
I think that I think that you are never going to see any arrests from Jeffrey Epstein.
I think that everybody who was like maybe one or two people, I think that over two,
the probability of that is so low, it's pretty much non-existent. And now we're in a world
where, you know, basically it's made clear to everybody that, you know, this is just
the way the world is now. This is the way the world is now, and that's it. And so, yeah,
and also I think the reality is that it's always been like this, but now it's just
much more transparent. Like I bet they were doing stuff like this 2000 years ago, right?
I mean, the fucking Romans or whoever the fuck then was doing it like they're doing
the same thing. And you believe Tupac is still alive and well? I don't think Tupac is still
alive. So, Shoe Video? Yeah, what does she say again? I mean, I find the Epstein stuff
to just be kind of a, you know, it's a black hole, right? I mean, you're not going to
get anything out of it. There's nothing that's going to happen. Asylum when he's
criticized, you can't call a person a Zionist. Yeah, there was something about this,
right? He was angry about Shoe On Head, including him in the latest video. What
is this so she made a video about what pragma I think let me see if I can watch this
Bro, you were on the last you on head video
I will literally shoot up with a gun if you bring that shit up in here. Okay, why?
What do you want me to do? Do you want me to go out purges to do the shotgun?
Iself in the face not die in the process, but at least lose significant chunks of my fucking brain so I
I'm just going to ask hey are you in the video do you want me to kill myself this is okay
here's how I'd kill myself so first thing I'd get a shotgun second thing I'd aim it
at my face you fucking operate at the same substandard suboptimal IQ level that Empress
on head and her dumb fuck audience operates in so I can do a regular response to that is that what you
want me to do do you want me to lose chunks of my brain do you want me to John Federman myself so I
can understand this clever the compelling argument that you on head makes one that should have been
left in the dustbin of history all the way back in 2016 ooh look at me I'm an emo girl and I
change my politics all the fucking what she's not like she's not even an emo what are you talking
about how old are you is he like 47 or something there's a massive difference so there's goth
emo scene and just alternative like i would say that she probably was a scene girl that
graduated to be a more alternative and now she's in between that and just being a regular
just 30 something, right? At this point she's just a lady, right? That's it. So you don't
even know, how do you not know this? He should know this. Time. Ooh, look at me. As an emo
girl, I look like that one meme on the internet. Okay? I look like that one meme on the
And which one?
Hey 4chan guys who are now 38 years old want to fap to me
Fuck
It's crazy bro, he's still saying fap he's actually 40
How did this happen
Dude, what year is this like they so
So, we stopped saying that like over five years ago, ten years ago, the new term is gooning.
This is it, obviously, like see the problem is that it was fapping, cooing, and then gooning.
And gooning, the reason why that's better is that like cooing sounds too, it's too close,
right?
It's too close.
Gooning is like a goblin.
like it's it's a funny word to say
dorkin will nobody nobody says that nobody says dorkin
why would you openly admit that you listen to show on head in twenty twenty
six and what the fuck is wrong with you
people like show on head
are basically
a humanoid version of a fucking reddit aggregator
they just spit out
uh-huh
well
if you're browsing twitter all day does that make you a twitter aggregator i mean
i i i like
reddit is so much worse it is reddit stupid
but like jesus
but shit that they see on subreddit so why the fuck are you going there you
might as well just go to the subreddit directly and read all the
commentary that they turn into video essays
jesus christ
What an unbearable fucking way to exist dude. Oh I'm getting all my politics from
Shu on head. Honestly, good.
Why is, how do you get this mad over this?
I mean you didn't even see what it said.
Really? Like it's just randomly just so mad.
Out of, out of what? Nothing.
Good luck, dude.
People-
This is why your hair is going gray.
This is- because you're getting mad for no reason.
You're getting- this is what's- this is what's- you're gonna have to start dying it soon.
Not good.
Should be more embarrassed.
Okay.
What happened to shame?
What happened to shame?
If you're getting your politics from a person like shoe on head. Yeah, you should be embarrassed
Wow, go spend some time in the real world try to explain to people that that this is the the person that's uh
That's educating you on on your worldview
God as opposed to it's like saying oh I get my politics from fucking Patrick bet David
Oh my god the things I want to say to people like this. Yeah
Well, that was a bunch of nothing. That was just absolutely nothing. Jesus, there's just
nothing to that. I mean, like, there's no, like, what does that even mean? Like, I don't
even, it's just, it's just a random crash out for no reason. Like, there's no arguments
address zero there's no concept of this at all I mean I don't even know what to
say about it it's just yeah this is crazy how do you get this upset for no
reason and it just feels so weird to me and oh this is what she said I'll watch
the full video in probably a couple of days but I'll look at this one for now
He's using it she uh, but he got mad at Abba and preach to
Really what did they do?
Tying it reacting was pragmatic. I don't think being wanting to be a dad is weird
Oh my god, do you guys not have any other fucking content?
Jesus Christ get off my dick, bro. Holy shit off my dick
How many more years of this reluctantly attacking us on and then agreeing with this fucking primary focus
reluctantly two years after the fact are we gonna do over and over again?
What?
No, they're not. I just don't understand. I don't understand. I don't think it's weird to want to
be a dad, man. I'm talking shit about gamers, okay? Capital G gamers who are why are like
weirdo fucking white supremacist in cells or like you
You realize that this game was made by the Japanese right wasn't this a Japanese game I
Think it was I'm just not sure it was okay, so it's a Japanese game right
This game is gonna repopulate the planet
We're gonna get this why what do you are you worried about you know whether or not women's biological clock is ticking
Uh-huh you got posted in a lot of gamer subreddits. Oh nice
You're pragmatic pissed off in cells you offended the peos in the capital G gamers of the end cells
Uh-huh. Yeah, what they're offended by I think primarily is I love how forces are with gamers and now just in cells and
Yeah, dude. You got me. I was actually fucking attacking every gamer on the know you were thinking about me
That's really the reality is
That you crashed out and you were just really thinking about me
Because I talked about it and you probably saw something that I said or you were thinking about something that I said and
You're just trying to describe me and so very clearly
You know, you're throwing out a lot of these words
Planet like yeah, man, this is low budget bullshit. I don't even want to fucking entertain it. Okay again. I
Can't I can't explain this to you guys enough. I got fucking government ops. Okay. Yeah, I got the entire
Propaganda apparatus of the nation's database Jesus man like you just
You get detained one time at an airport
And how long are we gonna have to hear about this?
For like 10 minutes?
Don't tell me this is about to be Israel inside of my fucking asshole.
I got like 55 different articles being written about me on a daily fucking basis on Fox News.
I'm sorry.
You shouldn't have said the stupid stuff.
See, Hassan should have the self-awareness to realize that he's polarizing and alienating
for a lot of people.
And the fact that he tries to attach himself so closely to different political movements
I think actually hurts the movements that he tries to help because he's such a radical
and extreme figure with the things that he says.
And even if he thinks that's not the case, you have to admit that a lot of these clips,
whenever you string them together, it looks really bad.
So if you really wanted to help these different people, you would exist on their side,
but not on their team.
This is what I do because I recognize that about myself.
And to the extent that you, I don't know, you want to get your ego attached with this,
you want to feel like you have some sort of ownership of the victory, or you want the
clout from it, or some other variation of this, what you're doing is you are effectively
polluting a campaign with your own drama and your own politics.
Because there are a lot of things that he says that are pretty much just totally
indefensible.
Like, you can't defend someone saying that America deserve 9-11.
You can't defend somebody saying, and I understand the context was different.
I understand this but if you can't defend somebody saying that like oh it's not that bad that these
rapes happen because it was to rich white girls right whenever it's people getting raped uh you
you can't like the you know I support the Houthis stuff like that this is stuff that just really
doesn't vibe with the average person it doesn't it doesn't vibe and he wants to get things done
so you are uh like this he does not want to get things done well I mean I think that he
he does want to get things done, but I think that his ego gets in the way of it and he
attaches himself too closely to it, to the point where he becomes a liability for the
issues that he tries to help.
And I don't know why he hasn't realized this, it's very obvious, that's the reason
why.
Like, I mean, you, this is so clear.
Anybody could see this.
Sorry, I'm not gonna have to, I don't wanna have a back and forth with Abba and fucking
preach.
Uh-huh.
Okay.
What they misunderstood about my take where it's like, oh, I guess he's backtracking to in cells now
What you know? Yeah, I am dude. You fucking caught me. I got so embarrassed
Oh, that I was shitting on every gamer every man actually every man that wants to be a father
I was shitting on them and you caught me because you're fucking brilliant. If God forbid you misunderstood the is this all the same
He was Jesus Christ like
Holy fuck man.
Original take that I was making God forbid that's never that's never a perspective with any of these guys, okay?
They never no one on the internet ever does this thing where they're like hold on let me see what he means
No, I've already been established as a fucking villain for a lot of these dudes
Okay, for a lot of these dudes and it does so well on the algorithm that they just go
Yeah, I'm a professional misunderstander of the point that he's making. God forbid you fucking agree with me
You know only you only agree with me maybe two years after the fact, you know
Right
Great, okay. Well, um, that was a little bit unnecessary
A little bit unnecessary like I mean Jesus what I could like really like oh my god
It's worth noting that some three billion people identify as gamers. There's a lot of people that play video games. Yeah, I think that's pretty normal
Oh my god, like it's just
How do you get so mad over nothing?
Absolutely over nothing. I don't even understand this. Wow. Okay, so this is the original post
You mean the human desire to procreate and start a family
Oh, you want to meet a woman and settle down and have a family? Maybe have a house? Two dogs?
Too bad.
We've reached radioactive levels of in-cell propaganda.
Yeah, that's a bald person.
What the f**k does in-cell mean anymore?
I feel like I ask this in every single video. This tweet got thousands of likes.
I feel like I am going and saying, where does the in-cell part come from?
Like they want men to be open about their emotions and then men are open.
Oh, they don't.
About their emotions, and then they're just called Nazis or in-cells or both.
Usually both. It's usually a package deal. And this tweet came from a man to make things worse
Well guys do that in order to signal the women that they're one of the good ones
That's the reason why they do it. It's pretty obvious
own ass man
Saw another grown ass man. Yes speaking about the normal human desire to want a family and want children one day
And called him an incel, cockroach behavior. In any case, what is this?
Capcom's Pragmata. Wait, did it come out already? Pragmata gets making thousands of people suddenly want to start a family and he plays He was Soldier, stranded on a ruined lunar research station, his job is protecting the child like Android Diana while fighting rogue AI.
In one emotional moment, she gives him a crayon drawing of the two of them together as a little family, even streamers who say at the start they didn't want kids end up bringing down happy in tears.
Uh-huh. So what's really interesting about this is all of these unf*****g losers in the game
Jesus Christ, how did he get this mad?
Gaming sphere always talk about like starting families and stuff
And I don't understand like why this has become a thing that they care about like
If you're a gamer, why is it that people want to start a family? I I don't know man
Like it's a fucking mystery nobody has any idea you should care about things that you actually
Experience you care about things that I've seen you actually enjoy right if you're a
Lonely gamer who has never been around a woman and will never have sex with a woman
Why do you care like why you see you see her say this is obviously about me?
This is very clearly about me
me but it's like because I like they like and he even played he said it was fine
so this is the entire premise of this is ridiculous you care about having children
or like writing for having children like it's just not something that you're
gonna experience ever for your life for the rest of your life right this is
something that I never understand wow maybe there's a reason people are
yearning to start a family and yeah can't afford to have one and can't
seem to find a partner they feel alienated from their work and atomized
from their community. If only there was a political commentator around to speak about all this.
Oh well, guess not. First of all, the only care about something if it affects you is
extremely libertarian coded and also very weird coming from a guy who
understandably wants everybody to care about a genocide that is happening across the ocean. Second of all, what is this nihilistic
You never aspire for anything never aim for greatness and meeting this is the dude
The media wants us to believe is going to save young men from the alt-right pipeline. Yeah, okay
It's too bad. I'm doing my best to counter. I'm doing my best guys
I'm gonna get you guys all the way down the pipe. You're gonna be crazy after you get done watching my show
And I love how he's like un-fuckable losers like okay congrats on the sex bro
Check out this sex haver over here. I'm sure all those un-fuckable losers could easily go to foreign brothels and pay for sex
Like you a son something weird about a man who could easily
Consensually get sex from a woman, but he's is to go to a brothel. I don't know
Just saying also 35. No kids
Like I'm
Sorry, that just me off like sitting in his ugly ass
$600 Gucci sweater
This guy in a fucking normal ass t-shirt sitting on his high horse looking down at people for wanting something more out of life
I don't understand how someone could be so mentally mind-raised that this is their reaction to such like a simple
I love using that term. I I feel like we still can't you like I can use that term. I
Hopefully in like six months whenever things become more okay, like I will be using this term constantly
Awesome concept like literally no joke the entire meaning of life is somehow
confusing to a son piker
Hmm, I wonder and it's awful. Yes. I know it's it's so ridiculous, ma'am
You know guys watch song of lefties. I have no idea. I mean again
It's embarrassing for him to go and do that. It was stupid. He played the game. It wasn't even that bad
It was just so unnecessary to even talk about this in the first place and it's just oh god
Oh, no, okay. All right one more one more one more and then I'm so I'm so tired of this. There's other things
We have to why they call her emo. I
Don't who the fuck knows?
Here it is orders and I think that a lot of the folks that listen to that little waste of space tour
or Poisson Piker, they don't understand that he's monetizing this, by the way.
So he's saying these things that maybe he believes, maybe he doesn't, maybe he adds an extra
layer of filth on it for a little more money.
They're making money off of saying these disgusting things, right?
And so he sits there in his little podcast mic, and to me he's a worthless waste of
space.
The First Amendment protects his right to be a worthless waste of space.
That's why it's incumbent upon parents now more than ever to know what your kids
watching to have honest discussions at home make sure that they're not watching people like that
damn and getting horrible i little twerp is pretty funny uh i'm six four four yeah 240 pounds
okay i thought it was heavier there are not that many guys that look like me on the republican side
Let's be real okay calling me a fucking little twerp is very fun
Michael foosco art that's the one thing he gets me
No, no, I'm tall. That's no no no you for the 50 bones goddamn is it 50? No
67 bones
Oh god, I'm sorry
Jesus. Oh God. And yeah, there you go.
Rosie, I saw that pick up a deal, man.
Like, I mean, and Jesus, oh my God.
I don't know if there's any more of these here.
It's just there's so much other silly stuff and FS on.
It's just a cringe.
I know I just somebody linked one to me and I was just going to look at it
and find it and show this.
Oh, of course, right?
This is of course me talking about it.
and uh... let me scroll down and find a big problems of the legal migration i have
to tell you in doctor nation what is this
but what what is what's what's her talking about some shit i i i don't know
what this is
as i is is fucked up in a moment let me let me just pull this up and look at it
is so laggy bro like i don't know why is i actually like so yes i've just been
playing video games like yesterday
i i i beat vampire crawlers i did i beat the game and uh... i don't know
if it says like that that's it
but why do you have to hold a man i i i i i i i i i i i i really did
and uh... it was a great game
and i think it's like because of that
uh... reporters inform president trump out of mass of supreme court when this
morning which declared race based districts unconstitutional
there
the
when it comes out of the morning
uh... but basically there is no
What do you consider the Winfrey?
Winfrey is a very good, we can end this news conference right now.
I want to read it.
My question is that some Republican governors have not responded in just what they're going to do.
I guess early voting, for example, in Louisiana.
Republican governors, early voting begins Saturday there, for instance.
Should they redraw an act in the next couple of years?
well i would and it depends on the states don't need to withdraw
and some do
what the concept of the world i just haven't seen the result smart uh...
yeah i would say generally i would think that they would want to do it some
summer greatly helped in some you know it didn't make much difference yet i
would say that
that time to do it yet less stack the deck
that's the way i see it stack it do whatever you need to do
and i think you wish governors yeah i mean maybe i don't know
and uh... they're legally redrew virginia early of course they're gonna do
that bro like they are
and uh... bursaries gone
and now we're at a point
affirmative action is gone
the bursaries gone
equity gone
inclusion gone
racial tolerance gone
the voting rights act largely gone
but guess what it was this a campaign for trumps next election
like i'm confused
is this
yet it
this is good
where still here
and we're not going anywhere
well then i guess it didn't matter
and it was a waste
because if you got rid of all that stuff and you're still there it means that
you're in the spot
isn't it isn't that funny
isn't that odd
isn't that weird
Wow, it's almost like he bullshitting.
Almost like he's bullshitting.
He's not going anywhere.
Yeah, I wish he would.
The verse is going, yeah, what a sell.
Oh my fucking god.
I'll look through and find a few more of these here.
And oh, there's been the truth about FaZe.
Oh my god, I don't even know if I'm ready for this.
I'm not sure if I'm ready for this yet.
But let me scroll down and find,
oh, I did miss this one too, the B image.
So this was a really big deal on my day off.
Trump caught a B.
That's right.
That's literally all it takes.
That's all it takes, bro.
Like, yeah, based B, exactly.
And you also missed this one.
There's a lot of these that I missed out.
There's also that one swamp hag
that I was gonna watch the clip on too.
We gotta get to that.
Let me look at this here.
Yeah, how the male trace Trump's family tree and found out he's the king's cousin.
Wait.
What?
What?
Trump's Royal Ancestry.
King James II of Scotland.
John Stewart.
Or maybe that's the reason why he doesn't like the fact that the John Stuart that we have changed his name
So
Oh
My oh
My
No, oh
My god, no Kings bro about two Kings
That's crazy! How does this happen? Oh my god!
And okay well turns out he is a king.
So they posted some shit about that, didn't they? Like the two kings thing? Let me see if I can find this.
It was like something that was so unnecessarily
it was gonna get- you knew this was gonna get people mad. Where's the image of this? Can I find it?
Oh no, this wasn't it. I don't know if I can pull this up or not.
It was so fucking ridiculous.
Rage bait? Yes, definitely ST or rage bait.
There we go. Two kings.
Man.
You guys wanted no kings and now you got two.
Oh my god.
Fuck off, man! No! Put them in hot dog costumes!
That actually works, man. This is more accurate. Oh my God.
And, uh, wow. It's just so fucking funny. Oh my God, 11 Kings, I guess so.
And, uh, yeah, I thought this was really funny.
Show the Rothschild family and compare and contrast. I wonder if I'm related to any
royalty or anybody in Britain. I earn in Europe. I actually am not sure. Maybe, maybe not. Who knows?
I missed a bunch of moments. Oh, let me see if I can look at it and find it. Yeah, sure.
And oh my God, Obama is still a descendant of British Kings. Yeah, I mean, maybe I am.
I'm a descendant of Hitler. Oh, oh, thanks a lot, guys. Yeah. What made you think of that?
Has Revolutionary War Soldiers for the King? No. Just a minute. Let me go back. I'll pull these up,
but it's just kind of annoying. Yeah, the audio for these are broken as usual. I don't know why this
always happens. Your birthday? It was not my birthday. It was not. I've tried to say this
before. Okay, so here we go. Trump has revolutionary war soldiers for the king.
Yeah, remember that? Remember what happened? Not a good day for you. Remember that? Yeah.
That's right. Man, how about that? Is he going to fix the audio? No, it's a plug-in that I
have and what is this I'll look at the other ones here too so spotted George is
in the house George Washington is there oh my fucking god and yeah Trump cops
of
man how about that I mean he almost he gonna be 80 years old soon you know he
gonna be 80 fucking years old oh my god and yeah there it is and oh here we go
here in the shadows of monuments to George Washington Thomas Jefferson
Honoring the British King might seem an ironic beginning to our celebration of 250 years of American independence.
But in fact, no tribute could be more appropriate.
Long before Americans had a nation or a constitution, we first had a culture, a character, and a creed.
Before we ever proclaimed our independence, Americans carried within us the rarest of gifts, moral courage, and it came from a small but mighty kingdom from across the sea.
For nearly two centuries before the revolution, this land was settled and forged by men, women who bore in their souls the blood and noble spirit of the British here on a war.
they want. This is actually kind of good. Yeah, this is kind of, yeah, he's cooking, man.
Wild and untamed continent. They set loose the ancient English love of liberty and the
great Britain's distinctive sense of glory, destiny and pride. And that's what it is.
Glory, destiny and pride. The American patriots who pledged their lives to independence in
1776 were the heirs to this majestic inheritance their veins ran with Anglo-Saxon Kurds their
heart damn damn hearts beat with an English faith and standing firm for what is right good
even he likes it yeah even he's liking it damn good and true in recent years we've
We've often heard it said that America is merely an idea, but the cause of freedom did
not simply appear as an intellectual invention of 1776.
The American founding was the culmination of hundreds of years of thought, struggle,
sweat, blood, and sacrifice on both sides of the Atlantic.
They drew a long arc from the meadow at Runnymede to the streets of Philadelphia that ran through
the lives of people born and bred on the British Code that no man should be denied either justice
or right.
American patriots today can sing my country tis of the sweet land of liberty only because
are colonial ancestors first saying God save the king. Man that was actually
pretty good I'm gonna be real like that was pretty good yeah that was I'm here
in the shadows of my I haven't even said I haven't heard him say anything like
that honestly yeah he was cooking man he was I like that a lot both their
families were in Germany at the time maybe I guess that's the case and holy
shit. Yeah, I didn't see a lot about this. This is a, you know, again, the B thing was
the only part that I saw. The best speech I ever heard from. Yeah, that was great, man.
And, uh, holy shit, this is the best one. Yeah, some of these photos are just fucking,
like, even that one, bro. Fucking iconic. Oh my God. Check polymarket for Trump saying
the N word.
Okay.
All right.
It's very, very, very low.
So previously, it was at a 40% chance
he would say the N-word.
I think we're gonna have to wait
till probably sometime early next year.
You know, maybe sometime early next year he might say it. We'll have to wait and see and stick it back on. Yeah guys
I mean 41% I mean April's almost over at this point by low. I just I'm not seeing it man
Yeah, I'm not seeing it at all and verse. I'm Trump is surprised by something. Let me see this
What is this I
Didn't look at any of this stuff
Just a minute.
I'll get it open.
Juneteenth is soon, though.
Yeah, in like two months or something like that.
Together, we can meet the challenges of increasingly complex and contested world.
And speaking of submarine alliances, there was one particular orc-ish predecessor launched
of a UK shipyard in 1944 that served for the majority of her life attached to the
fourth submarine squadron in Australia, playing a critical role during the war
in the Pacific. Her name? HMS Trump. So tonight, Mr. President, I'm delighted to
present to you as a personal gift, the original bell which hung on the conning
tire of your valiant namesake may may stand as a testimony to our nation's
shared history and shining future and should you ever need to get hold of
us, we'll just give us a ring.
Not so bad.
Yeah, there you go.
And that's a good song.
Yeah, I didn't even know that was a thing.
Holy shit.
A boomer joke?
Yep.
And it was a good one.
I think that was a good boomer joke.
That's acceptable.
I'd be okay with that.
Sure, and he gift mugged Trump. I guess maybe right. I don't know and it's a Navy tradition. It's a big fucking deal
I didn't even know that yeah, that's crazy
So this is oh, this is that person that people wanted me to look at to see if I was blocked by this person
So bungee's main communication manager is proactively blocking swaths of conservative accounts and it's hilarious
Do you guys want to guess whether he has me blocked or not? I actually don't know the answer to this
I swear to God. Okay. A underscore DMG04.
I'm not. I'm not blocked. I'm one of the only people that's not blocked.
What a guy. That's crazy. You fell off. I guess I haven't been tweeting as much recently. I haven't been. I've been very lazy in my tweeting.
What was the last post that I made? Oh, I did this. I said something about this. Oh my God.
So, this is a... we've had a displaced swamp hag that somehow made its way into the government.
government nobody knows exactly how this happened but somehow it did. It changes
flooding our streets. Oh my god, this is ridiculous.
Here we go. When climate changes flooding our streets poisoning our air
driving up health care and disaster cuts how can the EPA justify abandoning
That duty to protect Americans to appease polluters under the false flag of economic growth following the law section 202 of the Clean Air Act
Where's the same thing about fighting global climate change?
Loper bright Supreme Court case if you're familiar with it. No, I maybe others are
Oh
Not but let me ask you that's really important as a member of Congress
Loper great says that we as as an agency don't have the authority to get creative if section 202 of the clean air
No, but you don't have excuse me. You do not have the right to say climate change. Look at that. I mean, she's out. This is
What was that that's one she's already had like Jesus now she's mad I know
does not exist that it's a hoax and that's where this administration is
upset you don't know what loper bright is you know what the major policy I'm
upset because you know what the major policies doctrine is you're a member of
congress you should know well you're you're you have moved
where is it oh yeah oh yeah oh dude oh and so this is what I said about this
myself. Let me see if I can pull it up. And swamp hags like this should be selling
mushrooms and collecting frogs, but somehow there are elected representatives.
How did we let this happen?
I've moved from someone who defended the environment to all of us.
I'm very defensive about not knowing the two biggest landmark Supreme Court cases of
last year, you are very defensive about changing your policy and your positions with regard
to the environment.
Do you want me to tell you what the two biggest court cases are of the last few years?
Michigan vs. EPA, West Virginia vs. EPA.
You're here because you need money from us, so halt for the second and wait for the
question.
Wait a second, wait a second.
It's not your money.
It's our money that we're supposed to elect you to spend in the right way.
If there's not a us, wait a minute.
I answered them and I'm having a little bit of audio issues.
How's that better?
Okay.
Your question?
You didn't like my answer because you don't know what LoperBright is because you don't
know what the major policy doctrine is.
You're asking me.
You are asking about Section 202 of the Clean Air Act and you don't read it, you don't know what it says.
Listen, what you want to do is to deny you want to...
No, I actually read the law.
Oh, she got the glasses off now.
It's Phase 2.
I do my homework.
Really?
You are just somebody who likes to have the microphone on.
You know what I have to do?
I read the law, I read the Supreme Court cases.
No, you want to do for your...
Oh, you got to wound up real good now.
She is going to start casting spells.
bs bs
you have made up these cases
yeah i think you have made up a whole lot of things
i made up loper bray i made up west virginia versi p a i made a michigan versi p a
well was right
uh... what what are you doing what i don't know
well just shut the fuck up
yes thank you exactly they get so mad don't they what a moron karen i know
well we got these hags run in the government and this is the problem
and this is what when you don't have anything good to say some advice is to
just say nothing at all
as it as for her
she apparently believes that when you don't have anything good to say you
should instruct the person you're debating to kill themselves
men in compliance office life's a
is it a question
i'd say don't if they if your cup was filled with glyphosate
i'm telling you as you miss your vp a don't drink it
thank you so much
for agreeing to what we need to know the question was you you're holding up a
cup saying life is it you know don't drink it don't inject it
maybe you should try doing that
accept excuse me okay i'm gonna move on to a second question mister chairman
everybody is tired of her
everybody like
how long are we gonna keep up putting up with this shit
really like
is it all yet
what is this had doing like god damn
it wouldn't have been prolonged except that
you know if it's interesting and we come with facts we have answers
look at her fucking face oh my god stun lock yes i know it's so fucking funny man we have
this problem i know it's so ridiculous should even know what to say she's dumbfounded well
she's certainly dumb i don't know if there's any more of these that are there i'll scroll
down and see if i can find any it's crazy that we have people like this that are involved
Is this the one and no, no, this isn't it. I don't know if I can find it
But it's just so fucking embarrassing for me to see this it really is like they're crashing. Oh, here's another one
Why is this oh great, it's another one that doesn't work. Let me see if I can reopen it over here
Maybe it'll work now
Is it gonna work I have so many
The other crazy stuff today, the Biden administration, the Rebiden administration, I mean, are you
going to do anything at some point?
You asked a question.
How many other instances do you ask a question and give an opportunity to answer?
Because I moved on and you've done this numerous times.
So listen, I just want to ask you a question.
You've said that the Biden administration with the IRA had more funds than the
EPA knew how to spend and there was waste fraud and abuse, right?
And this was going out to people that were in the Biden orbit.
You had said that earlier.
Yet I'm curious if you have any issue
with the fact that during the 2024 campaign,
the president asked the oil and gas industry for a-
This is the EPA, by the way.
This has nothing to do with President Trump or his campaign.
This guy, like, oh, it says nothing to do with it at all.
Billion dollars in exchange for supporting these rollbacks
that the EPA is administering now.
Is that at all an issue for you
that the president said to the oil and gas industry,
give me a billion dollars and I will do your work.
is that not the work of the e-mail
uh... are you actually asking questions right now as a question are you
going to give an answer i'm gonna start answer and then you're coming off as
for all right well if that's gonna be the case of another thing for you
what do you think
what is he so upset it take your meds man
think about the two hundred twenty million dollar ad campaign the
secretary no matter how much as about what you're actually the one to
directly to Trump. I'm talking that went to Trump operatives.
If you speak out against that as a member of the administration,
did you speak out against that administration?
How about the conflicts of interest during the Biden EPA that you don't want to
up?
He's actually peaking his mic. You can tell he's peaking the mic.
If you want to talk about the Biden administration, talk about the Trump
mission you're a part of the administration and you don't want to see
it's like a cherry no one was wrong you're not going to
Jesus who gets mad about this oh my god and so you love shaking yeah these
people are fucking like nuts like what I'm tired boss I know and these are the
people that are in the government this is insane man and I don't know what the
hell is wrong with these people but for some reason they they're just out
Now that they're fucking mine, the dude's trying to give them to shut the fuck up,
EPA's corrupt, and it hasn't been for a while, that's fine.
But if you act like that, people are going to think you're a fucking nutball.
You are retard nutball that people don't want to take seriously.
I mean, again, like, I don't think it's really that complicated other than that.
But it's crazy, why can't people be civilized?
Because they don't have to.
That's the reason why.
Yeah, it's just that simple.
They don't have to, and that's it.
And oh, this just happened, wait, this happened later.
This is a while ago, I don't even know what people are asking this for.
And let me go and find this here.
And absolute retard's gonna retard?
Yeah, there's a lot of retards, man.
There are too many of them.
Let me scroll down and make sure I don't miss anything else, because there's been
a lot of shit.
Like, it's crazy how I take one day off and I feel like there's so many things
that I just kind of totally forgot about.
What is this?
What the f*** is going on here?
Okay, so even better.
I don't think so.
Okay, so we have more of my three-year college life.
But I'm sorry, I know.
Second.
Who's that?
That's worth a f*** in there.
Yeah, it's trying to turn anything.
But that's not the point.
It's not the point.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
What the f*** is going on here?
what the fuck the fuck happened to her voice
I can't talk
who's that?
that's what the fuck it is
what the fuck
oh my god
wow okay wow okay
uh... that's a natural voice i guess like who does this it's insane
so uh... you know by the way this is as a issue with that file potentially so
somebody made an image somebody made a picture here let's see that this person
uh... i don't know if this person
but their account on private or not let me see if they did
uh... the page doesn't exist alright
so that is this a person that got criticized on the internet but their
account on private let me go back and double-check
uh... is it or not no they just deleted the post okay there we go
so this is an individual who uh... was upset that you know that guy david
remember david the uh... david the retard
uh... david the retard rapist pedophile murderer yeah david the idiot
and so uh... you know they made a a virtue signal post talking about how
it was bad that he could be potentially executed
because he was black and we haven't executed I guess a black person in California for a long time
so like for some reason that makes it worse and so everybody was calling this person out which
is why they obviously deleted the post right and um anyway first comments begging for money
of course it is because the people that do this are retarded three weeks we'll go without uh
without saying something racist or transphobic congrats charlie that's a big step so an account
with a trans flag has an issue with the pedophile being potentially executed for killing and raping
a girl, but is happy about a podcaster being executed for disagreeing with him on politics.
This sums up Lefdick's politics in 2026. Aren't these people read his latest post? He's a
Is he really, let me see.
I don't know what this is.
I need, I need $700.
Okay, right.
Okay, you need to, or I won't have the money to say in my current housing, and I won't
have enough for new housing.
I'm afraid and I don't want to be disabled and homeless.
I will die.
Wow.
That's crazy.
That's too bad.
How about that?
And yep.
So have you thought about getting a job?
And then let me see all the replies.
all replies are turned off of course
these people are just so indigenous people all my god well how can it be
okay so if they're indigenous people why are you living there shouldn't you be
happy you're gonna be homeless maybe an indigenous person could live there
instead
all my god
i'm getting life without parole i guess these people are so fucking
ridiculous
and uh... anyway uh... wow is this the same thing
Jesus stop hopping up simply good music so much because old and popular like what do you mean?
Franks Franks Freddie Mercury is the best vocalist of all time
Well he tweeted about me too
Really
So this person called me Hitler
You called me Hitler and you're on Twitter
are begging for $700. You're looking for $700. That's sad. And that's whenever I got suspended.
That's when I got suspended from Twitch. 14 likes. I don't know about y'all, but I'm
I'm not getting my political opinions from a guy who had to chase a bottle of water.
Oh no.
You act, dude.
Oh man, I love this.
That's quick.
How can people not tell? How can they not tell?
That's ins- I'll be right back. Give me a minute.
All right, all right, we're back, give me a minute.
So you you've been talking about me a bit, huh?
So this is a person that's had opinions about me. Why am I never surprised?
Again, so this is though. I'm surprised as big old isn't on the list
I don't even know who this is as big old try this yourself
So you could show okay, so this is him try he's it. This is this person telling me to kill myself. Oh
Wow
Wow, that's crazy, but now you want people to give you money so you don't die
Man
That's just sad isn't it?
Retargeted now you're dying. I guess that's karma right wow
What a sad thing off from 700 dollars for his Twitter account. It's not worth that much and
Send it to him and send it with kindness. I guess so every tweet is about you three of them
Why do you have a KFC receipt from 2000? Okay, that's a normal question. It is. I found it was in the drawer.
Yeah, it was in the drawer. So there you go. Always people talking about me. And I always know that Hitler dead.
Wow. I get suspended for one week. And by the way, Freddie Mercury is the best vocalist of all time.
And I know that like, you know, comparing male and female vocalists is kind of hard to do.
It's hard to say, but like at least for a male vocalist. He is he's the guy
Like I don't know. I mean Dio think Dio is alright. I think Freddie Mercury's better. He's got a bigger range
Yeah, Michael Jackson's coated to I think he's a singer by I I mean a vocalist like Michael Jackson's a one-man act
It's different. So to me. I would say this depends on the genre
I think Freddie Mercury is the best. Okay, so this guy's a fucking idiot. He's literally wrong about everything
It's crazy to be wrong about fucking everything. Well, actually it's not and
Anyway, so let me go back and then yeah this by the way look at all of the quote retweets for this. Oh
my god
It's gained like hundreds of thousands of views since the beginning of my stream I
Have a visceral response
to this person and I judge anyone who can stomach looking at him or watching his content
regularly. I dismiss anyone who takes him seriously. Who is this? You're following me. What? Okay.
This dude is so ugly. He looks like he was ripped straight out of Skyrim. Well, I was.
I was Skyrim was based on European Nordic areas.
And that's true actually.
Yes, it's exactly accurate.
I'm proud of it.
It's the way it is.
Oblivion is more like it.
Yeah, I know.
Let me see.
I'll pull another one.
Who the fuck would listen to this dude about anything?
No one convinces me to diet and exercise like Mr. Almond
Gold.
This is a girl?
i don't know if it's a girl or not it's an animal picture of a girl
i'd be turkey too but this is just sad
uh... he is impulsive he is repulsive repulsive but he is free true
the good news is that if we keep this up
we won't have to put up with them for a shitty takes that much longer
in the world of the streaming is the most unhealthy thing in history
we saw back with chocos who ended up changing his life because he was on
track to become as many gold
but this guy is uh... is to shit oneself is insane
this individual looks like a skin walker why do you have skin and i do walk so i
would say that's accurate
and uh... you know on the one that was the hateful the reason why i think that
people get so mad about me
is that i
don't really like i i just
i think that
the person like me existing in the way that i exist
is like a complete
like it it it refutes their entire world view
because it's like well work hard not really well uh... you know you have to be a
good person not really what you can't lie you can you can't cheat of course you
can but you can't do you can't just sit at home playing video games all day
you can't you can't just eat fast food all day yep yes you can and so basically
everything that they've learned in their entire life not to do
i use as a checklist
i just didn't do drugs that's the only one i didn't get into
and uh... that's it
and so that's why they get mad
that's the reason why they get mad about me
they don't hate you because you don't play that rules yeah exactly right
the morals though i have a moral compass it just doesn't point north
but yeah bro people are mad as fuck bro like they are mad
only only see a few of these and uh... then we're gonna move on to look at
something else
you break the matrix is what i hate you i know
I tried this, it's disgusting. I agree with you. I think you should try old trap or beef jeriki instead or wild river
Both of those are a lot better. So, uh, bro, it's the healthier detox. Always once a week detox the fuck is it detox?
And uh, remember if I was being treating blood pressure like a high leaderboard well now
Yeah, exactly, right diet built like a side quest. What the fuck does that even mean and he calls this blood pressure a high score
Typical wild players diet reason why they're sitting far away from asthma gold is because he definitely smells bad
So, do you know who decided this seating? It was actually me. So the reason why is that obviously it would look weird if like me and Rich were both sitting on the sofa or if we were sitting, you know, oppositional from Caleb because it would seem like it was like an oppositional, you know, podcast.
And so I was actually the one that had him sit in the middle because I thought it would be better and look more comfortable.
that's the reason why yeah I mean duh of course that's just his common sense he
obviously didn't make him feel comfortable roasting you yeah definitely
Isis excused him yeah definitely and he could be messing around yeah if you know
Asma and he is not messing around oh my god and that unprocessed salt has
nothing to do with blood pressure. I agree with you. I think that honestly, I know diabetes
is fake. Blood pressure might also be fake. I'm not sure if it is or not, because it just
doesn't make sense to me, right? I mean, like, but diabetes is 100% fake. Like, I've never
seen it like really diabetes. Like, so this, this, this was a bad one for me right here.
This is a really, really bad one. It's a silent killer. Well, then just stop
listening. That's it, man. The episode was so good. I saw the episode did really well.
Like, I don't know if I can pull this up on the YouTube. It has 1.3, what does it say on here?
1.4 million views. That's a lot.
Like, that's actually that. That's a lot of people. Give me a minute. I didn't realize I was
logged on the wrong account. I got to get back on the right account. And one second,
Let me just swap this over and type one is real men this fake and so anyway, yeah, no
I didn't even realize it was this
It was this much man. Holy shit
No, I just because I uploaded a video yesterday from my computer like it was these are these are all my videos
Right that I have here and so this is the one from yesterday. I uploaded it
So I still had I still had the log in and anyway, that is a crazy amount of people that watch this holy fuck, man
Didn't expect you'd have that many oh my god
Wow
Okay, uh salts being bad is outdated. Yeah, I I mean it was already outdated
I I knew it was outdated before then right but yeah, sure
This is the UFO thing. Thank God
You have an update on the UFO files and what might be...
Well, I think we're going to be releasing as much as we can in the near future for some reason.
And I guess it's just a reason that's been in the minds of people for a long time.
That is such... they want to find out about the UFOs and anything having to do with UFO or related material.
We're going to be releasing a lot of things.
asked the astronauts if they saw one. Please just be like, do you guys see any up there?
It's from that we have. And I think someone's going to be very interesting to people. I've
interviewed people, my first term primarily, but I interviewed some pilots, very solid people.
And they said they saw things that you wouldn't believe. So you're going to be reading about it.
Yes. Well, I don't know if it's going to happen or not, but I guess we'll find out.
Jinx you says reason why gaming is falling off is too soft. Yeah, true when I was nine years old, right?
I played Call of Duty Black Ops 2. Yeah, I played hardcore search and destroy it would force you into game chat
Yeah, I had a 43 year old man
Yeah, telling me that they were banging my mom when I was nine years old
Yeah, that turned me into the man. I am tonight the problem with gaming nowadays is this shit is too soft
Yeah, oh
We're not saying this while you're drinking Saratoga water. Are you that's the most bougie shit?
that you could possibly do.
them a dm you typed it out with like you know your xbox number like that little keyboard
that would go right here would go right here you'd be like okay you fucking all right fucking
piece I fucking hate this guy bro like yeah there it is and double down back in a day exactly
Somebody shit on you. They told you they were banging your mom. There was no reporting route
Reports whoever added in reports like let's be real bro. Unless it's for cheating. You're an idiot. No, it's true
It's made for pussy boys and girls. That's it
That's literally the only reason why you have reports and games like I get that like okay
You can't do some things sure but like 99% of it. Oh my god. It's just so unnecessary, bro
It's so cringe. Yeah, they should just stop like just stop listening to the reports let people do reports
But just have them go nowhere. I think that's
Nick and soda pop and react to Asmongold's brutal fat joke. Oh
Look they lost weight
Good for them
I'm glad it's working
I
Through as been gold comments on soda poppins weight game what the
When can I see the tweets answer for what is that picture in the top right? It's real, okay?
All right, okay good
Of course not but he didn't cheat on me do that. It's getting fat
Somebody had to say hey
Why is he pausing for so long after seeing it?
So I can turn around and look at myself in the camera to make sure I look good?
What's he looking around checking for?
I can't stop being fat.
Ugh.
He's not running.
What?
What do you mean?
I do.
I can't stop being fat.
I tell him right now, I see him right now getting fat.
Both are?
Well, Nick.
And the thing is that like, he's not fat yet, but he's on the direction.
like it's like I'm saying don't drive down there there's going to be a McDonald's at
the end of that road now you're not at the McDonald's but you're driving in the direction
of the McDonald's a photo of Nick no don't show it and it was making fun of him for being
fat I don't know if I could find the photo there's no way he has it that's like a
Long long long long long time ago. Let me see I can pull this up and find it. Oh
Where is it it was whenever we did a big announcement here it is this photo is why I started losing weight by the way, so I
W fat shaming
Took this photo of him think I've seen this right here
He knows how he's enhancing you can see right there whoa
damn this was it and then show look at me in the top right I like that too and
I obviously immediately send it to everybody in our in our group chat
lost a lot of weight I was like going around to everybody look how fat
Nick look at the picture I took in the fat scene. Hey Rich come here. Oh my god dude. Hey
Migs look at that
Nick guess what?
Got a surprise for you buddy
Check the group chat
Service right I am yeah, and yeah, so I did I somebody got this
You know what? Say what you want about Asmogold, but that's a real friend. He's right. You are getting fat and so am I.
That's right. That's fucking right. That's right.
Man.
Okay, well, you know what? I would try to start saying things about Asmogold.
Well, he's not getting fat, so I'm getting-
I'm gonna agree with you. Go ahead. Go ahead. Whatever it is, I'll be like, yep, true. I know.
That is here might be going back teeth. I
Have I was gonna say a dozens of teeth, but that's actually not true
I actually have a dentist appointment tomorrow
You guys know that I got a dentist appointment tomorrow in the morning. Hopefully we'll be able to still go live
We're gonna get him back. I
Gotta say chances got me beat on the teeth. He's got very nice teeth
he fixed him did he next no I didn't chances right gross room what the fuck
did you look all right you wanna you wanna all right all right go ahead we're
gonna we're gonna do this we're gonna do this again huh wait we're gonna just oh
damn oh oops never mind I apparently whenever I was taking a piss I think I
I pissed on my shorts a little bit while I was looking at my phone.
Oh, that's just what happens.
Anyway, so, I mean, that's what happens, bro, like, that's just, that's life.
That's life.
It happens.
And so, anyway, look at it, I don't want, I don't want y'all to see it's embarrassing.
But so, look, look, look, look, look, see, see all that?
Wow, the room is completely fucking clean, totally clean.
This is a new bag of Fritos, a new bag, I haven't eaten this one yet, I will, but I haven't yet.
The entire room is clean, it's been clean for the entire fucking year.
I went home, I had dinner, it was like a fucking New Year's dinner, and I came home, I'm like
I'm just going to clean my room up today.
I'm like I feel like let's just do it for whatever reason.
And I did it and it's been cleaned the whole time.
So that's it.
Staying on a shirt.
This one was ice cream.
That one was Taco Bell.
Yeah, uh, yeah, I know, I know it is what it is, bro.
Like yeah, that's life.
And so anyway, what about downstairs?
Uh, I got part of it cleaned up.
But yeah, you can see like my desk is all clean, like everything is totally fine.
Like I'll even take a photo right now.
I'll take a photo right now and show you what my desk looks like.
How about that?
Give me my yeah, this was in all the way out
zoom all the way out
All right
And bro, we got that shit off. Let me actually do this real quick that way I'm got people trying to look into my shit
It's not even anything bad
I'm gonna do it, just in case.
All right.
All right, y'all about to see?
You guys ready?
Smile?
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
JNC pisses themselves sometimes,
they ever repiss themselves.
I actually never,
I never had that happen my whole life.
I never piss myself or shit myself ever.
That's what retards do,
like I'm not a retard, so I don't do that.
No, no, pad leak, no, no.
I just like, I have my discord open,
I just want to make sure like people weren't trying to like zoom in and shit, right?
But like let me go and pull this up real quick and I'll show you guys what it is what it do what it be
Okay, so you're gonna see right now and you're gonna see the room and
The reason why I cleaned it people might want to know why I just felt like it
That's literally why like there's no other reason other than that
It's not like there's a big you know a big reason or anything else attachment isn't what the fuck the attachment don't work
Just do it again
Maybe I do a media. Maybe I do a media. Maybe I do like that
Let me see if I get this to work and that way you guys can see what my room really looks like
Like, not related, but in the way of the pistol, I don't know, honestly, growing up, not really,
I just had the room clean, like, I don't even think, it's not even a big deal to me, like,
I really couldn't give a fuck.
Okay, so there you go, you guys are going to see what my desk really looks like.
This is my streaming setup at this very moment.
Are y'all ready?
Here we go.
I can't show the bottom.
I knew I messed up on something.
Give me a minute.
Okay, that should be fine.
All right.
Give me a second.
Let me get this lined up.
It's just because I have mail on there and they're like late bills.
I don't want to show that, even though you can't read them.
Um, anyway, here you go.
Let me double check triple checking.
I'm always like paranoid to do this.
There it is.
That's it.
So it's the same as last time.
Yeah.
Cause I, cause I threw everything away.
Hey, I saw it not being serious.
I am.
I'm being serious.
That's my room right there and I've had all right, so go ahead talk your shit like without the beard
But his beard might be fucking fat. Oh, me me me
Oh no, oh
No, oh no, uh-uh, uh-uh. Nope. Now there was that photo of me
Let me see. Can I look this up as been gold fat?
There is no image fuck. I can't find the the image of this
No, I don't know. I don't think that's it at all like I'm trying to find maybe I'll look it up on the Twitter
Let me see if it's on the Twitter
Let me see can I pull it up and find it
Maybe I might not be able to boys like I'm sorry if I can't because there was a specific photo
photo that made me reevaluate the way that I did things and I think I probably shown
this before but I just want people to remember. Let me see if I can, maybe it's on here, yeah
there it is. So this is a photo, I can find one. So this is a photo, I don't know really
So this right here.
So basically I don't know if this is a real photo or not.
I don't.
I had no idea if this is a real photo.
I didn't even look it up because I just imagined that it was real and I stopped eating food
after that.
I did.
I stopped eating food.
I cut down a lot on my food eating because like I saw this about myself and like this
was like maybe like like five months ago or something like that.
So ever since then I just stopped eating food and at this point I went and I saw I weighed
myself I was 148 pounds.
I was on the verge of becoming fat and so after that I lost like over over 10 pounds.
No, no, actually a little bit under 10 pounds.
This is without the beard.
Oh my God.
Looks pretty good, yeah.
Maybe I should grow out my beard a little bit more
and make it look like that.
Oh.
I don't know, I think that looks decent.
That would be bad, guys.
That would be really bad.
Oh, geez.
And I don't know.
How many cloves he drank?
And Asman is not fat.
No, he might be.
He had a little bit of a...
He's hiding under that beard.
So go to the comments, by the way.
You'll see the picture of Asman.
Because Adrien was getting fat for 2 seconds, and he actually knows about this, so he made
that one!
That's crazy!
Y'all are hungry!
Oh that's only fan 7, only fangs, excuse me.
See this is what Twitter is supposed to be.
What is that?
It's you you fat fuck!
Dude, that's my nipples.
Oh my god, I'm so glad you told me to call that.
That's a big boy.
That's speed.
Nope.
Okay.
Oh yeah.
Nope.
That's picture has been right there.
Getting defensive.
I like that.
He's getting a little defensive over it.
Yep.
Keep going.
Freak.
There it is.
That was actually recent so as an actually saw his picture himself and then I don't think he ate for two months
So he's no longer fat
That's what we need to do. How do you know the thing is the top half of his body looks the same
I see we don't know I see as in probably more than you do
mm-hmm
After this
Okay, so he doesn't have any make him get in that position again. Yeah, I will make him get in that position
And take a pic of it okay next time I see him I'm like hey you have to stand here with this exact lining and that exact shirt
Go ahead excellent. Go ahead support this. Yeah, fuck you has been fuck
What else we got? We got to your skin. You're welcome. It's different when a chatter says it
Okay, but when a pierce as it you're walking hurts a little bit more doesn't it? Uh-huh
I mean what pissed me off the most wasn't it that he said it. It's a he said so they're getting fat
But you're what are you looking for?
I want to make everybody knows who it is, it's me.
That's the reason why.
Like, yeah, what do you mean?
It's got gray hair and what is this here?
I don't know if there's any more of these glazing
from out here is enough.
What the fuck, bro?
Like, God damn, like what the fuck is this?
Like, that's crazy.
It was Photoshop, you lost weight for nothing?
Wait, what?
Do you want to know what the aim is?
Is it nearby?
Yeah, it's right next to you.
Sure.
Oh.
Reflexors.
Reaction time.
Reflexers. Reaction time. Oh, it turned off again? Oh, damn. Okay.
We're going to Amy's. Have you had Amy's ice cream before? You get Amy's. It's good.
It's like Austin's like... No, no, no. You saw it. No, no, no. Right there. Right there. See?
see see now I pulled it back to be fair I pulled it back
now you just had me you have me fucking pull this up so I could watch it
is the shadow it doesn't look good but at the same time it shouldn't be like
that you
like there's nobody
like not a single one of the three hundred spartans look like that
there's not a single person in the olympics it looks like that is a single
person that's a hundred years old that looks like that
there's not a single person
that uh... completed the ninja warrior challenge that looks like that
there's not a single person uh... it like the main thing besides this
uh...
That's it really, that's about all I got.
There's not a single Greek statue of a person
that looks like that.
There's not.
It's ridiculous.
Absolutely ridiculous.
The bald top makes it worse, everything makes it worse.
It does, and I know that, but I'll like,
so I had to, that's why I stopped eating.
That's why I stopped eating food,
is because I saw this and I thought to myself,
I can't let this happen to myself.
I can't, like it's disgusting.
This nasty as fuck.
And so that's why I just stopped eating food, bro.
Like it was simple.
And the camera adds 20 pounds for you.
No, no, no, you shouldn't look like that.
If you shouldn't look like that,
that's what fat people look like.
You don't wanna be fat.
But it's the thing is everybody always says this
like in general, like, oh, well, you know,
it's this, it's that.
No, I was being a fat piece of shit.
That's what it was I was being a fat piece of shit and I had to stop eating food
Like that that's really the solution
That's the solution. You stop eating food
No more food
Obviously you've had enough fucking foods while you're fat
So just stop it
Mentality of an anorexic teenage girl it's mentality of a champion
Good morning. It is a pleasure to be here. It's 10 a.m. in this psychology class at
Australia Mountain Community College and Julie Myers is in her element. I'm here today to
talk about the transgender experience, specifically my experience. You can ask whatever question
is on your mind, whatever you want to know. I don't embarrass easily. I don't shame
easily if you can think it this is the problem is like i feel like so much of this is just
narcissistic as fuck like all these people want to do is talk about themselves and how they see
themselves and what their opinions of themselves are and how they look like really like how do
we normalize this like i mean i'm not even talking about like the gender uh like component
to it but like literally all they want to do is talk about and think about the way that they
look and the way people are seeing them and shit like that is it's obnoxious
i've probably been asked it before anyway the story of julie's life flows out of
her i was born james douglas mires junior and i was called jimmy born in a
boy's body with a brain that insisted she was a girl i spent most of my life
depressed
i understand the reasoning that like if you insist that
like how is it that you can change your gender but you can't change your
age or your race. Like, it's just very odd to me. Like, I don't see the logic here. I
don't get it. It just doesn't make sense to me at all. Like, I'm okay with a few transitioning,
but like, I mean, if we want to talk about like, born in the wrong body, like, no, not
really.
Sad and suicidal, you can't fathom what this is like.
You have to pretend every day of your life.
I've been married three times and I was honest, you know, upfront with each.
This is how I identify.
I don't know what I'm going to do with this.
I want to try and be the person that everyone expects me to be.
four years ago when the stress became too much. With the support of his wife, Jimmy became
Julie.
My daughter's 12 and people her age and a little older seem to just get it.
And now I can sit here on the couch and talk for hours about my day and she'll be there
listening.
Listening uncomfortable because finally she feels she's living the life she was supposed
to live.
incredibly difficult and the hurdles are many but I feel that it's been worth it. I'm
myself. I get to be myself. I am the luckiest person I know.
I think that it's not a big deal that people want to do this but the social expectation
that everybody else kind of has to play along with it is too much. Like the amount of like
militant activism and aggression that these people have when somebody doesn't want to
play along with it or somebody doesn't agree. Like, that's the issue. Like, you can do whatever
you want with your life. Like, I don't care. It doesn't matter to me. But like the moment
that you start insisting on biology, you start insisting on women's spaces, etc. And
these things and also insisting on other people's vocabulary. I think that at that
point, you've clearly crossed the threshold. And I think that's the problem really
Is it like get some help? Yeah, because like now you're telling everybody else what to do now
You're trying to control everybody for some different reason. I think that's a big issue and
Kids the unluckiest people as you know, I have no idea bro
Like I think honestly like there are plenty of problems you can have with the kid they'll hunt Omar shut down the winery
It was all fake and now they're investigating it. Oh really? Let me look at that
I got to look at some of stuff on Reddit too. I actually totally forgot all about this and
Let me see I pulled this up
So they shut down the winery?
That's crazy. What a surprise
Breaking news Ilhan Omar's husband's wine company has been legally dissolved
You are looking at the state of california certificate of cancellation for est crew
That is the wine company owned in part by tim winette the minnesota congresswoman spouse
Now why would winet and his business partner dissolve their wine business especially in light of this fact
The Wall Street Journal writing, quote,
a 2025 email between Omar's husband and his accountant
states that the venture capital management firm is valued
at $7.9 million and the winery at $1.5 million.
He owns roughly a third of both businesses,
acclaimed tax documents, included with the Winery Sutter.
But why was the winery valued so high in the first place?
According to the New York Post,
Est Crew had all kinds of problems.
By 2023, winemakers said they were not
being paid, an investor sued.
An Est crew had only $650 by 2024.
Now overall, the post says Est crew only sold a handful of wines
between 2020 and 2023.
Now look at this.
Among the wines sold by Omar's husband
was this beautifully labeled Maubek.
You see a demon?
Devil's lie?
Oh, this is so good.
This looking woman, there's a red devil over her right
shoulder.
Interestingly, the Malbec is called, quote, the Devil's Lie.
What a name.
S. Crew also sold a Cabernet Savignon called Blockchain.
A red blend called Overt, described in reviews
as flimsy and tart.
But Omar's husband's wide venture appears
to have come to an end.
And a supposed end, to quote the Devil's Lie,
Malbec comes just days after we learned
that Ilhan Omar accidentally thought
she was a multimillionaire.
funny how that happens. Oops. Oh my bad, guys, amended her financial disclosure form. Oh,
jeez. Her husband's businesses. Don't you hate when that happens? We had between $6
million and $30 million blaming an accounting. It was more than six million. His businesses
between 18,000 and 95,000. A change that came after her finances came on. Imagine
I'm changing it from six million to ninety-five thousand.
I mean, shit.
Geez, I probably shouldn't even be able to.
You know what, let's not.
Investigation.
Let's not.
The Tom Holman says, stay tuned.
The whole file is being reviewed.
A lot of smart people are on it.
Stay tuned.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wow.
It's about time.
Joining me now is Nick Sorter, who has been on the hill.
Nick, have you caught up with Ilhan Omar?
Nice hat.
Wow.
Oh, she's doing a great job hiding, Kaylee.
I mean, I have a lot of questions for her, especially,
is this husband her brother husband,
or is this a different husband that will be,
quote unquote, winery?
The brother was the first one that got into the US.
There are people that have tried to go out
to where this winery was located,
and nothing was there.
The people at the address didn't even know
what we were talking about
we went out there. I don't know why anybody's surprised by this. This is, I mean, anybody
could have clocked this instantly. Should have known this. It was, because it never
existed in that location. And it's awfully coincidental that only days after accounting
error of millions and millions of dollars, this entity, this wine company, ends up
being dissolved. And so there's a lot more questions and answers here. And it's, it's
almost like, where did that millions and millions of dollars, where did that go? Did it get
loaded into suitcases? And I think I've got an idea. Head off to Somalia. I guess I think
we have the same idea. We got to find out. Yeah, or an accountant here. She said she
wasn't familiar with her husband's business. Who knows? I do know this. You're on
the ground, you go to different states, you talk to voters a lot and is feeding
our future scandal in Minnesota. The Minnesota legislature has given Ilhan Omar until May
5th to turn over documents because she put in place legislation that paved the way for
some of this. I get the sense that voters really, really care about fraud, which is
why we cover it so much on this show.
I think people care a lot about fraud because it also shows that these are people that
are coming into the country that should not be here and they don't want to be
here. They scam the country, they steal our money, and they reallocate it to either themselves
or people like them. That's what matters so much about this fraud issue. Like, we know fraud happens.
Fraud is understandable. It is what it is. But the difference is that when you have a
entire immigrant community that seemingly is complicit or at least ambivalent towards this
that are benefiting from this, I think that's what makes it, it's like the salt in the wound, right?
It's not that we don't care about fraud when other people do it, but whenever you have immigrant
communities that are coming into America and then collectively participating in different forms of
fraud, mismanagement, and other types of corruption, it's a bit too much. And I think
the problem is that it's the this issue is impossible for a lot of people to wrap
their head around because they're inside of the framing that you can never look
at these groups of people as operating as a block but they are I mean they're
obviously operating as a block they vote they vote as a block they live in a
block and I think that they're communicating and operating in a block too
and I think that's the problem and now we're finally seeing that you know
with the Somalian daycare stuff and this fraud, I think that this is the most blatant and
completely just blatantly obvious like, you know, like culture fraud, right, basically.
And obviously not every Somali-American's involved in this, but it seems like a lot
of them are, and this is something that should be considered seriously.
And I think that the problem now is that I don't think you can put the genie back
in the bottle.
This is, it's over at this point, right?
I mean, people are starting to realize
and they're waking up and seeing it,
which I'm very glad to see.
It's having been on the ground.
Yeah, I mean, just keep in mind, Kaylee,
that the Feeding Our Future fraud
was the largest COVID fraud scheme
throughout the entire country.
Did we know? $250 million was stolen
by mostly Somalis there in her district, right?
that money was supposed to go
to hungry and i think that there are
untold amounts of other immigrant communities that are also doing this to
and i do think that there's a difference when an immigrant community does it and
a uh... like a a native or like a you know like not native american like you
know that
uh... a population of people that are like native to america do it
the reason in the differences that
these people
do not deserve to be here they don't deserve to be here they don't need to be
here and if they're scamming us then they shouldn't be here
and i think it directly goes against this entire uh... you know in my opinion
white guilt narrative of
it's stolen land it's a land of immigrants it's a country of immigrants
all of that is a white guilt original senpai that's told to americans so
So they're more than willing to give up their futures to other scammers of other places.
I think it's crucial and it's important to acknowledge that.
It's so annoying.
I hate it.
So, Audrey, she was having campaign events at the place where it was headquartered, where
the fraud was headquartered.
And now she's trying not to answer any questions on it.
You would think that if you didn't have anything to do with it, you would give
as much information as you possibly could.
the representative from that district and you can see when people try to talk to her
on the hill now, she's getting increasingly aggressive with them, throwing personal insults.
She's scared.
And, you know, with what Tom Homan said just there a couple of minutes ago at the Turning
Point event about, you know, how they're investigating her and we also heard the
news yesterday that the DOJ is increasing denaturalization efforts.
So I mean, she might be in hot water here.
I'm just saying that much and to Todd Blanche,
I'll say this to you straight,
if you denaturalize and deport Ilhan Omar,
you will be a national hero and I will come.
Damn.
Damn, bro, like it's breaking containment.
All right, I totally agree.
On your show next on Kaley,
wearing Todd Blanche's face
emblazoned on my shirt.
X order well they are investigating we
Fox News isn't ready for that one yet but they will be
Look at the facts here and we will see what the DOJ finds
X order thank you very much
You see your assets too from her and her husband
Maybe send him back there too
No I'm told I know yeah they get rid of the winery exactly
And your stream is moving needle for real
And they also mischarming confronting her about it is that it
I don't know if I can find this or not this is fucking funny if that's true
Let me see if I can pull it up.
And, it's obviously broken.
Let me go and just do it over here.
All right.
Well, you look at the increase in your household wealth
tied to your husband's companies.
You understand why that raises questions
for people watching from that house.
Yeah, but that's, again, one of the,
there is no wealth.
There are ranges to businesses that he was invested in.
Well, Craig, you're wrong.
You said you reported a net worth
between six million and 30 million.
That is a big increase.
So you could understand why people would ask questions.
I saw that your husband was asked to turn over some documents, but didn't comply.
So is that true?
To from who?
The Department of Justice, I don't know.
The House Oversight Committee in the House of Oversight Committee.
There is no oversight that the oversight committee has over my husband or me.
But when you look at the.
Got to get rid of them, bro.
Denaturalize and deport.
That's it.
And I think we should do this, by the way.
This is like, we need to do this
to literally millions of people.
Like any of these people that are involved in these scams,
in my opinion, I think we just denaturalize them.
We seize all of their assets
and we send them back to either where they came from
or if we can't figure out where they came from,
we'll send them to a random country in Africa.
That's what I think we should do.
And just get rid of these people.
I mean, like, I don't know why
we're allowing literal immigrants to come into our country
and scam us. And then there's any sort of obligation that we have to, you know, be reasonable
about this. Oh, no, I don't think so. And I think this is reasonable. I mean, other countries,
you could do a lot worse. So that's what I think. That's my opinion. But she didn't
lie. That's why they're lying because there's no oversight. Yeah, exactly. Right. In our
case, the naturalized parade in jail for harsh conditions, I don't know about. I
just want to get rid of them. Why can't we get her on trees and charges? Honestly,
I just want to send it back.
That's my real opinion.
I don't want to fuck around with them.
I don't want to go through a bunch of court dates.
I don't want to fill the prisons up with them.
I just want them to be gone.
Just get rid of them.
That's it.
It's over.
They're gone.
Next, move on.
And so pay for them in jail.
Well, I mean, again, you could make them do labor,
but it's a complicated thing.
It would be better just like, okay,
The jig's up, time to leave.
That's it.
It's just simple.
I'm not crying.
You are missing my little girl.
What is this?
Baby girl Mackenzie passed away at the age of eight years old
in January 2009.
She's forever eight.
This is her picture above.
And thanks to, I'm a 55 year old gamer.
Thanks to my daughter Ella, now nine.
Talked to me into playing Fortnite February, 2024.
And you played a bunch of other games.
Okay.
When I watched some videos of Progmoda,
Ella said, daddy, she reminds me of pictures
of Mackenzie.
I wonder if Diana is like Mackenzie.
So I purchased the whole bundle
I started playing at Diana is very much like both my daughters.
Maybe I got a little teary eyed.
I absolutely love the game and the time Ella spends with me,
Pragmata is therapeutic for my soul.
Well, that's really nice.
Yeah, that's super nice.
That's great.
Yeah, my heart, yeah, it's a very nice thing
to have happen.
Yeah, I hope so.
And Mr. Greg Bavineau going viral.
Let me look and see that.
I didn't see this at all.
And yeah, it's really, I mean like, honestly,
it's sad, like, bro to lose a girl at eight years old.
Oh my God, this is the, let me see if I can pull this up.
Okay.
You've all got the team that we have.
When I joined the, when I joined El Centro Sectors,
the chief, I had my team and had to rely on my team.
No doubt you have to, you can't do it yourself.
Your camera crews and your team,
You have to rely on your team same with the board of patrol same with the president
He has a team to rely on can't do it all himself
And you know I think that some of the team may not have the fortitude that president Trump does
Trump's the best
Deporter that I've ever worked for right now some said that
Hussein Obama deported more people remember that's a misnomer because he counted
board of patrol apprehension numbers right at the border in South Sea. We caught several
million that year so let's don't give him too much credit for that but Trump's the best
I ever worked for. We started off the very best. I mean look we went to Los Angeles and
absolutely hammered it in Los Angeles. Absolutely hammered it. Same thing with Chicago. Then
Charlotte, let me tell you what Charlotte was off the hook folks. Really? Our highest
one day apprehension rate with Charlotte, North Carolina.
That place was off the hook.
And I felt that we had President Trump.
Oh, he never attracted that.
I just didn't say any of his other team,
that President Trump was behind us.
We heard, I heard from Secretary Nome, Mr. Lewandowski,
hey, President likes what you're doing.
Doing a good job, so don't let me know.
But, you know, everybody's got their team
they're working for.
And I think that sometimes cold feet,
whether that's polling numbers or whatever,
can come into play and that's too bad because again this is for america i don't
give a damn about the poll numbers yeah let me say that again is the
although we voted for we voted for nasty portage exactly i don't know when the
exactly right anybody who says they voted for trump
and they got upset with the way i handle deportations
is a dishonest retarded liar
the reality is that that's what math that if you want
mass deportations
you want cars full of armed men
going door-to-door and removing people in mass
and putting them in you know transition camps and then flying them out
in mass numbers
if that's not like that there is no other way to do mass deportations that's
the only way to do it
so everybody who said all but not like this there was never a solution that
would be followed up with that
there was never any solution at all
and uh... i'm upset they didn't go harder i am i'm very angry
cities to arrest illegal aliens based on polling numbers i do that is a like it
in my opinion i i like i mean you guys know i i mix very extreme about this i
think this is a huge problem
like joe rogan i don't know what joe rogan said but i think that there's
been a lot of uh... people that were pro trump that once there was a lot of
negative social media attention on ice they tried to act like that wasn't
what the goal was. No, I mean, like I said before, and I'll say again, that was totally
like that. That's what I vote like I didn't vote for the way I stood things because they
were not brutal and aggressive enough. Like in my opinion, I think that like they were
a three out of 10. And if it was up to me, it would have been an 11.
Border Patrol Chief and those Border Patrol agents, those patriots, those are some
of the greatest patriots I've ever worked alongside.
You know, I should never have been able to do that,
especially in my age.
I'm a old, I'm a dinosaur.
They even called me oil on the ground.
I wasn't even a fossil.
They say, sir, you're oil on the ground.
But you know what?
When you're standing shoulder to shoulder
with those folks that did that again, some of them.
Did you vote, though?
Do you like Joe Rogan, dude?
Yeah, because I knew this was going to happen.
This is what Trump did first time.
Trump cares a lot about what people think.
And I think that in the process of that, he ends up betraying his supporters.
And I think that if you hold true and you just simply execute on the promises
that you made and you do them, regardless of how much kicking and screaming
and crying and moaning there is, you will be better off than if you
constantly try to appease those people.
So that made me, that made me frustrated.
We're there for a year and we're up against that for an entire year.
They were fully committed.
There was no backing down.
No backing down whatsoever from the Board of Intelligence.
That motivated me.
You know what I think?
I think that motivated President Trump to some extent.
I know it motivated Christine Ohm and some of the others.
So, you know, his crew there, maybe they need to get out and fight with us and
experience just what that's like and maybe that would motivate them also.
Well, why would they appeal to non-voters in a midterms over proven voters in 2024? It's unlikely to be activated in 2026
Well, I want an extreme candidate that will denaturalized the port go and and and utilize the
It's that culture. It's our culture. I'll court our cause the other one
You're really hitting the nail on the head here
And I think this is something that's lost in this overall conversation and I'm glad you touched on it
It's that culture. It's our culture. Our culture is at stake here.
And when you bring that many from another culture that don't care about your culture,
you've got a problem. And you ask me, do we see that?
So we saw that on the ground in every single city we were in.
Why someone would come out and fly a foreign flag in the streets to protest
Or whatever they were doing when immigration officers were there is beyond me
But what that did do is they let me know that there's something else afoot here and our culture is is
Definitely in jeopardy by those hundreds of millions of foreigners that as you say don't care about your culture
Thank I love this. He's actually this is exactly what I think they don't care about your history your customs
Exactly, I think.
Whatever, they don't care.
You know, Edward and Lauren, maybe your grandfather died at Iwo Jima, your great-great-great-grandfather
died at Gettysburg.
I don't know, maybe even an ancestor died at King's Mountain in the Revolution.
Do you think they care about that?
No.
Do you think those hundreds of millions of illegal aliens here care that your ancestors
gave everything for this country?
I'm not seeing that.
I'm seeing-
They don't even bother to learn our language.
Well, some of them want a new guest.
Exactly.
That's right.
and they don't care that your grandfather died,
Eddie O'Ajima, or Gettysburg,
or who the founding fathers even are, they don't care.
Yeah, they don't give you some, they don't like them.
And I think to me, that is a greater threat to our society
and to what we have going in America
that we built that Americans built.
Let me say that again, Americans built that.
You know, there's an argument creeping in.
Migrants built the country.
Yes, absolutely not.
No, they didn't, because if migrants built the culture,
then why are the countries they're coming from
like not built, like I'm going to be polite, not built.
So if that's the reason why the country got built,
then why are they still coming from places
that are shitholes?
Americans built that, settlers built that.
So we need to keep it that way
because there is a large percentage of individuals again
that don't care.
That to me is a greater threat
than a violent criminal or a terrorist.
We know where they're at.
We can always get them.
They always have that criminal record.
Sure, we want to go after them,
but we can do that in conjunction with mass deportations.
Exactly, and he's totally right.
This guy's a patriot.
I was very disappointed they got rid of them.
I think Tom Homan's great too, obviously,
but this guy really had the right idea.
And then being afraid of polling numbers
and people that were being angry.
Well, why don't you just look at the thing is that,
like again, I would probably deport at least 20 million,
probably 30, 40, 50 million people.
Like all these people that are living in the country,
living off of food stamps and shit like this,
if they're immigrants or coming from this world,
I would send them all back.
That's it.
Like anybody who's like a net negative tack,
I would use the National Guard and the military to do so.
I would.
And I would take away retroactively birthright citizenship
from like, you know, ages, like, I don't know,
like, you know, a certain age range.
I wouldn't make it go back like a hundred years,
obviously, because it would just be confusing.
But like, anybody who's here because of that,
I would just totally invalidate it and say like,
no, you're not a citizen, that's it, it's over,
you gotta go.
And yeah, I really, yeah, I was gonna flip your burgers,
flippy, flippy, have flippy flip the burgers,
how about that?
And deport the food stampers, exactly.
And so like, yeah, I feel like really this should happen.
The presidential debate, oh my God.
Guys, just because it's two white guys with long hair,
like does it, like Jesus, oh my God,
building a stronger realm, freedom, gaming and greatness,
compassion, transparency, better.
Yeah, this is definitely much more closer to me.
Yeah, I like that, very accurate.
Oh my God.
Be careful what you wish for, guys.
You might not be happy with the way
presidential elections turn out in 20 years, okay?
And glad I chose PC instead, 2013.
Play has no limits, play has 30 day limit.
Yeah, I saw that, that was ridiculous.
Call of Duty, World War 11.
Jesus how fucking embarrassing they control the gym. No
It's so stupid it's so dumb bro like okay, oh gee halo composer joining Congress's Republican candidate
This is like six months ago, Marty O'Donnell, he was one of the original composers for Halo, right?
All the old songs that everybody knows. You know, this guy was involved with it.
And yeah, now he's running for Congress as a Republican, which is kind of crazy.
After watching the latest All-Craft, uh-oh.
Going to Turkey. Wow. Not good.
That's better than me too.
Damn.
So huh?
Drawing our new heroines.
Alright, let's see it.
No, I don't want to see what it looks like after this
Yeah, that no, I want to see it back in LA
See like I want to know what this looks like a year afterwards right like that's I mean because it looks good there
But like what does it look like when it's grown all the way out looks painful probably doesn't hurt that much
Bro, I like it doesn't and the fuck's happening in America the state of young men is concerning
It says this is an FW NSFW Diana's now hacked the onymush official account needs to be stopped
I've seen a lot of these I thought it was pretty funny that they're the capcoms doing this with so many successful games, too
What is this a crow bullying a rat in the grim screeds of Russia?
It's a baby's trail
I mean there's like no way the bird loses right I mean like you're it's over man
what are you doing just get get out of there
Dude, the bird, the bird, he's trying to get away.
Oh man, he's just in tailwind.
It's hunching itself up, so the birds may be more afraid of it.
But the bird doesn't, the bird's retarded, so it doesn't even know that.
Dragging them around?
Uh-uh, nope, you ain't getting away.
Jesus, bro, like.
And it just goes on too.
Smart as birds we have?
Maybe, I don't know.
Damn.
Damn, bro, he just knows.
This is like a level one Pokemon battle.
It's like on your way to the first gym.
This is it, bro.
Like, this is the beginning of the game.
Pidgey vs Ratatata? Yeah, exactly.
High IQ birds? Yeah.
Is it just giving up? Nope. Oh, damn!
Man.
Oh, he's about to fly away with them! Oh, that's the reason why it's happening.
is he's too fat for him to fly away with.
Who's actually Aquaman all,
can you guys imagine how many times I've seen this clip?
It's the one place.
I can let my guard down.
So I can just kick back
and be totally comfortable in my own skin.
You know what I'm saying?
Rocket mortgage understands that home
is where I can be myself.
This is real.
feels pretty darn good guys guys only 50 times we've arrived what is this Roach
King Jesus is back again today's new is this is this my video that I did let me
see if it is. Oh my God. Oh, Mr. Kobo, share your wisdom with us. They hated him because
he spoke the truth. Bro, sometimes he's very reasonable to think that otherwise he can't
equate to force ignoring current constitutions and pathway to desyphilized society. This
is like actual comment, right? Other than that, it's just mainly other memes. Let
me read and see what people thought of the video. Oh my God. So, wow, 39th. Damn,
god damn holy shit
jesus people people like this one a lot apparently i'm glad i'm very glad
and uh... first-rate to me everything what we want to get rid of jason mimeau
no i didn't expect that at all i did not
and uh... looking rough well i mean i look pretty much the same every day man i
do
and uh... cool maxing i think that's just my everyday life
we live in an ass well we kind of do
You're a closet American?
Time to eat?
Surprise?
Like what? It's your favorite?
Cheeseburger!
What, they don't like cheeseburgers?
Who the fuck doesn't eat cheeseburgers?
Who doesn't eat cheeseburgers?
Now it's time to sue the chair manufacturer and wow and get her done boy exactly and
and uh... new-ball woe jack dropped okay guys really fucking funny and uh... if
you buy her
if you buy her one margarita she will spread her wings
if you buy her two margaritas she will bounce right on your penis
between margaritas
what the fuck
she will grab your penis and put it in her mouth
what the fuck is this
margaritas
she will grab your penis
and ram it right up her a**
what the fuck
I don't know if this is like a one of those crazy preachers that comes to like convert
people if this is a random crazy lady they found off of the street and they're paying
her in cigarettes. I don't know if she's doing a comedy routine. I have no idea. I have no
idea which one this is. And I think that makes it the best. It does. That's funny. And crazy,
don't threaten me with a good time. I guess so. Nettie's Marvel Rivals, also Bloodstone
Costume, got last minute censorship change when her panties got changed to bloomers.
Did they get a call from Disney Corps? I have no idea. I don't know about that.
stupid. Why is this the first thing that comes up when you Google Furry? Is Furry okay for
kids? The Furry fandom gives kids permission to express themselves, develop artistic skills
and make friends. Wait, what? When you Google Furry, okay, I'm gonna Google Furry right
now and we're going to find out. I'm going to look on Google for Google. Okay. It looks
like there's nothing really like that on here. What is Furry? Yeah, I'm not seeing this.
is furry, okay for kids. I don't think you, you, you probably searched something else man.
You did like this show more bro, like where does it say show more? Part of LGBT is it okay
for a 12 year old to be a furry? Let me open this one up off stream. Yes, it's generally
okay for a 12 year old to be a furry as it's a creative artistic fandom focused on anthropomorphic
animals it acts as a safe space for many young people but it requires parental supervision
due to potential exposure to inappropriate online content and adults the community is mostly harmless
and many young members focus on art and character creation um yeah that's a little bit too much
drawing their fursona like in that that should not be on there it shouldn't that's freaking
and saying for is not okay for kids
well the thing is that
like they did that they try to create this narrative where
being a furry isn't necessarily sexual
and i get that it's not necessarily sexual
but let's not i mean like it did the venn diagram there doesn't leave a lot on
the outsides okay let me just say that
there is an overwhelmingly large amount of people that are furries
that are trying and here's the issue
how many ferries now they're like let's say twenty years old
got groomed by kid by adults while they were underage on the internet
if i was going to get some number i would guess eighty to ninety percent
and i think that's probably a conservative estimate
this is crazy that people are trying to put that out there
and i think this is a bit it's a very big problem that some of these fetish
communities have
where they try to normalize their behavior in the eyes of of families and
children
whether it's people that are going to these gay pride parades flipping their
dicks around
whether it's drag queens you know doing story time for children like this is an
overall problem that where you have the increasing amount of adults that need
their fetish to be
i think it's it's two different things right number one it's reproduction
so they can engage new new age people or a new age of people into the same fetish
and the second one i think that that's more of it
is you have people that want to uh... be uh...
like uh... validated right they want to be validated by
you know some kid thinking oh my god you look so pretty
and uh... their spawn camping in the left yeah i think it's overwhelming
left-wing people that are doing this it's it's massively overwhelming left
left-wing people that are allowing this to happen
and it's the entire problem is that
there is no moral
like there is no moral hardline
about introducing children to sexuality
and i think that because there is no moral hardline for it
most people just invent their own
and a lot of the problems is that the line that they invent is really bad
it's a really bad
uh... it's a really bad one yeah you you truly lose me there yes
Well, no, I'm yeah, I think that's what the real big problem is. It's awful. And what
are the that's why most are afraid to have kids cannot let them become corrupted. I think
that again, you just have to do whatever you can and try to, you know, like raise your
kids in the best way possible. Normal kids just make fun of drag queens being a furry
should be for kids. It's a basic childhood make believe placing but it's strange adult
finish. Here's the problem is that when you have a furry community, there's a huge component
of the furry community that's sexual. It's a massive component to it. Not the entire
thing, but a lot of it is. And I think that the problem is that whenever you introduce
a environment where children and adults are interacting with each other on just a
very basic level, you need to have a level of restriction and control for that, so people
don't get abused or groomed.
But beyond that, you also, like, then it's like whenever there's an overlap that that's
that big with sexuality, like, here's a good example, right?
Would anybody be comfortable leaving their young girl around with a bunch of bronies?
Even though they both like My Little Pony, every single normal person would immediately
say no.
for some reason there are other exceptions that are being made of course
it's sick
and it's not all brownies are into like having sex with the horses but enough
of them are
that you very clearly and this is the truth i think you should throw the baby
out with the bathwater
it's too much
it's way too much
known huge for a soon in silicon valley tech pros
being a furry i i'm pro furry
i'm just not pro children for
That's it. I have no issue. We can't look at this stuff. I don't know what this is. This is like a sex toy.
I don't know why people post this stuff.
I don't think showing something like this is against the rules.
But at the same time, it's on the spectrum of that.
There is a one strike rule for that, by the way.
like you literally don't get a second strike for this like the moment you
post something that's that's in sfw
you just get instantly permanent and there's no one been for that
so yeah it's on sfw the subject is well i mean regardless you don't want to
show that set simple
and uh... hundred percent safe though well then
try not too bad
and i have to be overly cautious okay i apologize
Steaks plus bad cooking, who looks maxing? What is this?
What is it now?
I went to go pick out my steak and I'm like holy shit.
$18 for a basic ribeye that looks like an unnaturally brightly colored New York street.
I gotta take home and cook myself.
No way.
Yeah?
And I look right next to it and there's this behemoth steak.
That's not a steak. That's boneless chuck wraps.
Looking thing that's $14
That's a reasonable thing
Yeah
And bought three times the size of the rib I said
That's because it's a roast, not a steak
I thought to myself
You thought to yourself you'd brown it and season it on all four sides
Then remove it from the pot and add it to a Dutch oven or a crock pot
That's exactly correct
Nice liquid of leaf broth, red wine
Oh, maybe a little tomato
Tomatoes, yep
Vegetables and herbs
Carrots
More spices especially potatoes peas
Yep, it can't do that bad. Let me take it home and prepare it. Oh sweet godless Christ
And we'll see how it turns out the butter is burning
You gotta move it around you gotta move it around
I laid down some butter in the hot pan
You can't excel size
It actually turned out great-looking it's not too late to brace it yeah the seer turned out incredible
It just looked like it's gonna be a big nice juicy steak on Chuck steak Jesus
This isn't going to be a meal so much as a looks maxing jaw-chiseling workout
But damn fortunately I was wrong
Yeah, I bet you were
idiot I
I cut it up. It looked so good and I went to take my first bite and I chewed for about three minutes.
They're chewing. It does nothing. It felt like I was eating a timberland boot. Yeah. I'm gonna be honest, guys.
As somebody that eats like a bag of beef jerky every day, I've never experienced this problem.
I never have. Like, I've eaten these these steaks. Like, yeah, I'm gonna make this for me too.
It's nothing like you might like that maybe I guess like I've never even had you use your front teeth
So I have to chew I can't eat
Like leaves because I don't have any of my back teeth like I
Don't have those molars all I have are the sharp ones. I have the sharp
Meat-eating teeth like I have evolved beyond being an arm on the floor. I've gone back to being a carnivore. That's right. I
I made a mistake. Yeah, that's right. Yes, so learn from me and don't buy these giant
BBL steaks that you see at the grocery store. BBL steaks. Go ahead and buy them. Just Google
what to do with them. Yeah, cook them in the right way. Yeah, I didn't even know that.
And devour, do you mean? I guess so. You ain't chewing a chakras, Asimov? Yeah, of course
I have. I have multiple limes. Why is this guy reacting to himself? Shut the fuck
up oh my god asthma gold on a person side
and uh oh
alright so you got a you got Vaseline
let me guess it's gonna accept it
this is so retarded
this is actually completely fucking retarded
but the power of all everybody hates windows eleven uh... i don't know about
everybody but i know what cari does
let me see here a playstations new slogan i saw this already minnesota at a
luring day i looked at it earlier i think that's good
and uh... where the other posts here i'll make sure i get everything else
because i've been kind of uh... kind of lazy on this
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I understand. He didn't understand.
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oh my god let me see if there's any more of these here that are uh... worth
looking at
and uh... covick yours to buy influence here for battery streamer denies
women's. Oh, bro, why are they? Can't they just let them live? How is he getting sued
every day? Every fucking day I see something about this happening. Oh my God. And so Mendoza
is promoting her career claiming he instead took advantage or had sex with her while she
was under 18, injected her face with drugs. Isn't he like 20? Guys, 19 or 20 and 17
2018 it's not a big fucking deal. What are we doing here? Oh my god, because it's a moron
Yeah, I guess like goddamn when you see when she was six oh sixteen. Oh, that's that's a little bit lower, right?
Well, maybe we'll see what happens
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I just don't see how you hit somebody with your crossbow.
somebody with your car like that.
I don't see it, because it's not like it,
I mean this is like, it's a wide open area
and it's a two lane road.
And she's driving, it's daytime.
I mean it's like he snuck up on you.
He's pushing a fucking car.
All right, let me see this
Did you land on the pavement or did you land on the grass?
He's on the pavement.
That's nuts, man.
It was her fault.
You can see a car.
It wasn't her fault.
He was walking in the middle of the lane.
I'll go back and look at it again and see.
Because it's hard really for me to tell
She she's crashing out to she mad you hear
I can't wait for the body cam?
Well, you need to have the camera of the woman to hit him.
I like how he's not even talking.
He's just listening to her like yapping. Jesus.
She's looking at the camera.
I like how he just he walks it off like it's just you know well got hit all right let's
Let's keep going.
So I mean you see, you can see the line right here.
He's in the middle of the lane.
I'm going to be honest like, I think it's pretty clear.
It seems like she's like there are a lot of things about this clip that don't make sense to me, right?
so
One thing that doesn't make sense to me is that like she was clearly behind him you can see the shadow right there
So she drove to this yeah, but why would you not go to the other lane that's now open because the truck left?
Like nothing about this makes sense to me
like it doesn't make sense to me that she wouldn't um she wait she got wait so
you're telling me she got hit from behind wait what there's no way right
the car behind the Mazda hit them on oh then it's his fault it's definitely his
fault what are you talking about yeah
wow yeah I mean like I don't know he's impeding traffic exactly he bought
traffic yeah like basically what happened is that it's like a domino effect
where like he's in like and you can see very clearly here you can say sorry I
guess maybe this one isn't as good like I don't know why you can see like right
right here maybe it's like one frame before this there is the line right
there is the line. So he should be right here. But he's not right here. He's inside of the lane.
And so he's inside of the lane. She wasn't able to leave because because I thought she tried to
accelerate. But if somebody else hit her from behind, the reason why is because this person
didn't expect a person to be literally going on, you know, this looks like probably like a 45 to
to 55 mile an hour street.
Maybe I'm near a residential area,
maybe it's 35 or 40, but either way,
he's walking at like three miles an hour.
And didn't expect to have effectively a parked car
that was sitting in the middle of the road.
And by the way, it's still the person who rear-ended her.
Like basically, so in terms of fault,
I would say it's his fault the most,
the person that rear-ended her the second most,
and the woman in the middle,
I feel like she got totally fucked over for nothing.
Like she's the one that did nothing wrong.
Wow.
Hitting a pedestrian, even if a pedestrian is wrong,
the car owner is in the wrong legally,
the driver cannot hitting the pedestrian legally.
Gorilla, do you have a listening problem?
The reason why, so let me explain this to you,
The reason why she hit him is because another car hit her and it pushed her car forward.
Do you understand that?
So she did not excel.
She was not doing anything wrong.
Another car accelerated and hit her, which pushed her car into another car.
Do you understand that?
I just want to make sure that you're on the same page here.
Put on slow-mo.
Yeah, no object in slow-motion.
It's hard to say.
If that kid was this year,
if he was directed by a car moving even 30 miles an hour,
it wouldn't be getting up and walking it off so easily.
Maybe, I don't know.
I don't know. I mean, there's sometimes like, you know, adrenaline takes over and you know, like it goes pretty hard.
So it looks like there's no response. This is just the person that was just like came in here. I guess maybe he came in here.
He didn't really know what he was talking about. And he just started yelling at me for no reason.
Well, anyway, Indiana law hits different. Well, I mean, obviously, I mean, here it is, right? I mean, very clearly, you're not going to have somebody that's going to, it's not your fault.
If somebody else hits you and then your car hits something else, right? That's not your fault. So it's a fault the person to hit you.
Now, and you're right, like you are right that it doesn't make it acceptable to hit another person or a pedestrian.
But the problem is that when a pedestrian creates a road blockage and then they cause an accident because of that road blockage,
then I think it's basically their fault, right?
I mean, like if you're doing this like that's it.
I mean, no fault state sucks.
Yeah, I mean, like that's really it.
Like I think honestly like you should not be able to do this like that's crazy
You're literally just walking down the middle of the street and you you do that
I mean, what a fucking retard what an absolute fucking retard. I
Usually you would expect that somebody like this was in the road. Yeah, he was told me in the road
He was walking on the second lane. Yeah, he's lucky. It's not worse
Holy shit direct hit how I managed to get back up is beside me the car took most of the forest the car got rear-ended
Yeah, I mean why is he in the road and not on the shoulder because again like I mean maybe now this time
He'll learn to get on the side of the road
Yeah, maybe that's it
And I don't think he this is the highway it's residential it is it is residential
I blame the city for poor design and no sidewalks. Why would you blame the city?
Why would you blame the city when it's a person who I mean like very clearly could be walking on the other side of the
Lane, but they're choosing not to
Like just because just because a road like roads are meant for cars
They're regulated and they're meant for cars
So when you're walking on the road then the road doesn't need to be made to accommodate you
Like this is for cars
Like if it doesn't have a sidewalk then maybe you shouldn't be walking on there
You could be walking on the grassy area you'd be walking on the side like again
He could be doing all that but it would be inconvenient for his little his little stroller that he's pushing around
No, I think this guy's a total fucking idiot. It's a piece of shit complete piece of shit
And what is this? I suppose I know streamer kill the woman. Oh my god. I don't even know what that is
That sounds like it's a bit
That's a bit much right holy shit and anyway blame it blame him
Yeah, I guess so right show speed of near-death experience and streaming Barbados. Oh my god, bro
like y'all are really this is this is a whole lot holy fuck man and I felt bad for him at first yeah
I definitely don't like I think that was like it was colossally unsafe incredibly stupid and like
shocking that something like that would happen somebody could be that stupid and let something
like that happen you know watch body cam and you blame the city for being too cheap to buy a
sidewalk uh you're right to the road is for cars but some people have to get places
system on transportation and sidewalk. No sidewalks create issues. I'm gonna pull you up. Why wasn't
he walking in the grass or on the other side of the line? Why wasn't he doing that? It's
to really simple. Why wasn't he doing that?
He was pushing a cart. So you think that now you become a car and you can go into the lanes
of the cars because you're pushing a cart? What if you're wearing roller skates? Any
Any reasonable person would say take the roller skates off and stop being a fucking idiot.
Like when you are in the lane, that cars are supposed to be in, you're wrong, period.
That's it.
There's no, there's nothing more to this.
And I'm probably getting slightly triggered by this because I live in Austin and
Cyclists and people like this do it in Austin all the time
So he's right sure what you should have walked in this traffic so you can see cars coming and adjust accordingly
Well, he was totally wrong. I don't think that again like they can't build the sidewalk everywhere in order for people to
Not walk in the middle of the street
Like that's it. He was on the wrong side of the road. Maybe you're right too and
What if there's an emergency also that it's worrying as high-res vest if there's an emergency
Well, if there's an emergency he shouldn't be in the middle of the lane, right?
I mean very clearly like he could have been on the other side of the line
He could have been in the other way. He could have been in the grass
There's multiple instances of other other ways of doing this, right?
And so if you're doing that on your own, it's because you're a fucking moron
So that's what I think
You're really supposed to walk into traffic. I didn't even know that
I mean, I can't believe how anybody's trying to add any ambiguity to a person literally
walking down the middle of the road.
I'm going to look at this.
So this guy, I didn't really talk about this a lot.
This guy's life is over, is done.
One moment you could be at the height of your career, performing at Coachella, rocking
viral video after viral video, and even getting your own Fortnite skin, and fast forward
a little bit over a year and you're in a courtroom facing life in prison and or worse.
So with all the information we have right now, it seems like David threw his life away. He's the
singer who went viral for his whole song romantic homicide and he just
And what did he go? What romantic? Wow. Is that right? Pled not guilty. The charges have
taken the life of a teenage girl who vanished last year. So very important component. The
The girl was 15 or 14 years old, something like that.
So teenage, like 18 or 19, is different because it's above the age of consent.
He was having sex with a legal child, and then he killed her because she might have exposed
it.
One year since she went missing around six months after she was discovered in an abandoned
test that was linked to David, there's finally been some movement towards justice
and the Celestria of the Hernandez case, and it's safe to say it is not looking
good for David right now.
He's currently looking at, you know, three different sets of charges, all of them equally
serious.
Not to mention how long it took for the authorities to actually bring these charges forward.
I mean, like I said, it's been half a year.
So it's safe to say there's been some serious outrage.
I mean, people were mad at the police for not immediately throwing David behind bars
when everything was first coming out.
Since, you know, the overwhelming majority of people who did one Google search realized,
uh-oh, this doesn't look good for the guy.
But again, these sorts of accusations fall someone forever.
If it did come out that he was not guilty, it would be a terrible look for the police.
So, I mean, if there's just a chance that they could be accusing a, you know, massive singer-
Well, I don't know. I mean, like, if there's a body of a person that's in my car and I have, like, three songs about killing people and what about the person that's in the car?
I mean, like, I don't know. To me, it seems like it's kind of obvious, but, you know, the police have different rules. I get it.
Terrific crime. I get it.
That's not one they want to take.
But that's not to say that they didn't do anything, because if you look at all the information they just recently released, again, it's not looking good for David whatsoever.
And if you saw my last video on this, we saw this arrest coming from a mile away, and thank goodness, someone's actually being held responsible for this both passing.
But, if you're not fully aware of what I'm talking about, I'll give you some backstory before we go into what's next for David and why he's currently behind bars.
so david or david anthony burk if you blow up on tiktok in twenty twenty two
and he was making his own music to avoid copyright strikes on his own fortnight
edge which sounds ridiculous but i guess i was trying to search and i was
on top of the world i didn't even know who he was like i mean usually i keep up
with people like this i i i i
the first time i heard about this guy is when he kills somebody
that the predatory music labels who saw
you know three seconds of their own music being used on some ten minute
youtube video and then they claim
one hundredth of the revenue from that video as a problem so but that
That turned out to be a blessing in disguise for this guy because then he realized, oh,
he's pretty decent at making music.
And when all these Fortnite edits started going viral, people started listening to music.
I mean, Cesar, Kelly and Chris Brown, like, honestly, I think they're both really talented
musicians.
Like, I've listened to them a lot, but like, damn, are they fucking crazy?
Holy fuck.
One more to his music.
I mean, they do this basically overnight sensation because he went from being basically
a nobody to having millions of followers, being signed to Interscope Records, performing
at Coachella, opening for Cezanne Tour, and creating music that, you know, wildly
popular TV shows.
music.
And Sam loved his personality online, and honestly some of his songs are decently catchy, so
I understand why they blew up.
Plus, he reported and produced some of his early music on his phone, so that also intrigued
people and wanting to know how he did all this on just his phone.
So I guess he had a cool thing going, but his most popular song being titled Romantic
Homicide and some of his music videos featuring, you know, bodies and cars that had people's
Spidey sense of shanglings when the remains of a 15 year old girl was found in a Tesla link to him
Oh, I mean after seeing that video now knowing what the allegations towards him are what kind of self-report is this?
This is just unbelievable and his story is it's like the fucking it's the key in peelskid. Yeah
I left his body in the ice in the fucking freezer. Yeah, I shot him his name was fucking
about as horrifying as it gets, because in September of last year, employees at Hollywood
Impound noticed a foul smell, and it was said to be an abandoned Tesla.
So when police arrived and searched for the vehicle, they unfortunately found the remains
of a 15-year-old girl, and was later identified as Celestri this Hernandez.
And immediately it was reported that the Tesla was connected to David, and had it originally
been abandoned by his rental home before it was towed to the lock.
At the time, David was actually on his North American tour.
So let me get this straight. He killed the bitch and then he just leaves her in the trunk
He just left her in the trunk. He said
He just went on tour
Wow
Wow must have forgot maybe he forgot yeah and from the tragedy allowed fans to convince themselves that this is just some
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Do you feel certain emerging ex-factor victim even had a matching tattoo with David and there was seen photos of him and a girl who looks
Identical to her. Um, oh it became harder and harder to ignore the science
Now when this I don't feel bad for anybody defending him
I don't like I'm not angry at anybody who defended him and said it wasn't him
Because it's like whenever you hear that. Yeah, this guy that's this really popular pop singer actually he
uh... raped and murdered an underage girl and then uh... hit her in his trunk
like that's such a crazy accusation that like for me my common sense starts
tingling and i'm thinking to myself by yeah probably not
right i would immediately be like that sounds like bullshit yes denial i i
don't i don't hold it against them
because again it's it's an extraordinary claim that's a big claim
came out nobody dot in the slightest that david was actually behind a cold
I mean, there's no way that a pop artist who recently skyrocketed to fame would just ruin their life. It's pretty good
Someone right as I mentioned my last video
I mean once the dominance started falling in this case
They were really tumbling quick
Yeah, because people started finding more and more evidence that these two were linked a little bit more together than just some
Like a baby pictures because there were discord messages and reddit posts
Oh, they're reported to be from David in his district
It certainly makes it very obvious that David's fan-
Wait, wait a minute, what's this saying?
This guy's a weirdo, a close friend's little sister.
She was in seventh grade.
Say less.
From David in his community, it certainly makes it very obvious that David's fans were at least aware of his, um, interest in underage girls.
I'm so serious, bro. Girls my age are retarded.
As well as his connection to a girl by name Celeste.
So there was even chance with David and a user named Celeste in his discord server, where
they were clearly flirting and claiming they were expecting a babe.
I mean, other discord users seemed to confidently tell people that David and Celeste were dating.
And the worst part is there are a few past messages from people on the discord server
calling him out for his part in Celeste's disappearance and trying to solicit young
girls and jams.
one with the missing girl Celeste bro this random anime avatar of this stupid
little girl this guy look at that bro imagine this is the first person that's
able to pick up on it oh my god so I mean clearly this is a horrifying pattern
there even reportedly a few people in his community trying to get the info
out long before Celeste was found so take these reddit posts for example
this is a petal from what I've heard my sister now in ninth grade tells me he
was an eighth he was dating an eighth grader so that's like three middle
schoolers damn this guy seems really bad
yep that's really bad Wow clearly people calling him out but again before
the discovery of Celeste and I guess even immediately after lots of people
didn't want to believe their new favorite artist could be capable of doing something this horrific.
And I guess they were just kind of throwing all the allegations under the rug like it was some
witch hunt. Even though, like I mentioned, his disography didn't exactly paint him out to be a
saint. If anything, it only really just implicated him. I mean, just look at these lyrics.
This doesn't... In the back of my mind, I killed you? Well, what about in the back of your car?
Um, look good. What's the weather? But even though he maintained his innocence at the time,
or at least wasn't addressing the situation, David still canceled the rest of his tour once
Celeste was found. And I said this in my last video that this move made sense even if he wasn't
guilty of all this, because you know, the spectacle that started to build around his story would have
made it impossible for a normal trip of good one, but certainly it didn't make him look good.
But for months, I mean rumors flew back and forth, the homeowners that David was renting
from hired their own private investigators to look into things. Law and crime was reporting
extensively on this, which unfortunately usually was just more speculation and no real movement.
So we didn't have too many answers for a long time.
I wonder why.
And it actually felt like for a while that nothing was happening.
People throughout stupid theories like Celeste had probably overdosed and the crime was more
moving her.
But regardless, you had a kid that lost their life somehow and was left in a trunk
for months.
What?
For months?
Why didn't you do something with the body?
What do you think was going to...
an idiot. Why didn't you bury the body or try to dissolve the body or, you know, like
tie it to something and like have it sink in a, like, really? Like, that's just so gross.
Like, who would do that? What a bozo. Yeah, what a fucking moron. I feel like there's
So many other ways to dispose of a dead body and you choose the dumbest one
Well, I guess that's the reason why he dates middle schoolers. They're closer to his mental capacity
Is as bad as he gets but finally what?
David was arrested and on April 20th
He was formally charged with first-degree as well as not good for financial gain and of a witness to an investigation
And it was also released that she was essentially stabbed, which is just so that completely invalidates the whole O.D. in speculation.
And the LA District Attorney's Office released a statement claiming this, which is nothing short of just horrifying.
And it's just a child under some years old when this person allegedly engaged in relations.
OK, right.
It doesn't get better because they also dropped a bombshell to, I guess, seemingly confirm.
This threatened to expose his criminal conduct and deficit his musical career or Burke
Okay, so so he killed her as a response to her being like going to like expose him
You see you would have avoided this problem if you didn't date girls in middle school
This would have like you this would have never happened if you had just dated a girl that was above the age of consent
It seems so easy
But apparently it's not.
A lot of people's suspicions about David's actions.
All of this is just so beyond disgusting.
But they ended the statement by saying to Celeste's loved ones,
we will get the justice you seek and deserve.
And it seems like the statement's just got worse and worse.
They're saying that he was in fact involved with a minor and that when he blew up
and I guess she threatened to expose him for his crimes,
he decided he only had one choice, which I guess was
doing this for financial gain.
Because what they're alleging he was trying to do was save his music career.
And it's obviously, I mean, save his entire, because obviously, like, you know,
hooking up and, you know, like, I mean, like, it's weird to, like, say, like, it's,
it's basically rape, right? Every single time, because it's like an underage girl.
But, like, you know, like, having sex with somebody underage, raping an underage person,
like, that's also criminal, right? I mean, you could also go to jail. Don't forget about jail!
tragic a child had to pay for all this and the dude still lost his career
regardless and the DA also mentioned that a part of the reason all this took
so long for them to press charges was the condition of Celeste and I guess the
cooperation or lack thereof cooperation of some of the witnesses so just as
suspected they just want to have all the information possible and it's safe
to say they now have a lot of information they also found jail
Jail boosts most rappers' career when they go to jail for like selling weed or shooting
a guy that was going to shoot them.
Jail doesn't boost your career when you raped and murdered an underage girl.
Like this is like definitely like this is a little bit different.
And then, oh, by the way, bonus, surprise!
of the worst possible thing to have on your devices. So that's not good either. I mean,
everything about this case is really alleging that David is the worst of the worst of human
beings. So now David is being held without bail and he's had his lawyers entering not
guilty plea from Monday. So I guess the dude is just going out kicking and screaming because
I don't think anyone believes him at this point. I am surprised his lawyers do. Or
honestly, they're probably coming. They have to like a lawyer has to defend you
with the presumption of innocence, right? You're entitled to that. And you're entitled
to having your side heard, even if we all know.
They're doing their job. And obviously they're going for life in prison, but not only life
in prison, they're also going for that step up as well.
So I think that way, I think they should publicly execute him. I think we should
kill him. Like, I mean, he's a public figure. I feel like if you're a public
figure, you should be publicly executed, right? I mean, like, if you if you rape
and murder an underage girl and you're a public figure public execution
that seems fair
really
i can't imagine not thinking that uh...
again
not looking good for david here so regardless i will be following the
updates in this case i might actually show up to the case as well we'll see
i'm glad celestiner family finally getting some sort of justice because no
kid nor family should ever have to go through something like this house
Regardless, I'll see you guys next video. How do you range? Oh my god. What a fucking freak, man
I'm so glad to see you could be I'm so glad to see this guy getting arrested and all this happening
I don't think anybody who is friends with him has any degree of accountability for it
They didn't know anything about this. This is the most crazy insane deranged story that you can possibly have
I don't hold it against them. I'm not, you know angry at them
Like how could you possibly know this or imagine this about a person, right?
Right?
Look in your family, but they're so dirty too.
I don't want it.
Yeah, it's just, it's ridiculous that time is empty.
Yeah.
I'll play it just a bit.
But like, let me just like finish talking about this for a minute is that cost the state
more to get the death penalty organized and just putting him in a box the rest of his
life.
Yeah.
But like, this is like a special occasion, right?
It's a special occasion.
And so, yeah, really that that's my outlook about it.
Yeah.
Do you see the dude admitted to murder on the dating show?
I did see that actually.
I did.
self-snitcher. There are too many of these. Excusions are boring now, though. They just do injections.
Well, you can fix that. There's a lot of ways to fix that. It's about sending a message. Yeah,
it's about sending a message, exactly. And first hand, try out the new firing squad along. Yeah,
I like that. And again, wow, the worst kind of person too. Shocking that somebody like this
would do that. Like, it's really sad. But, you know, again, it's a perversion of the mind
and some people are just simply ill. They're sick. They're sick people. And there is, there
is but one cure. You know, like an eye, you know, the, the, the executioner for the Vatican,
that he killed people for like, you know, like he killed people and then he sold like
balloons on the side. He called them his patients. And I think that, bro, what an OG.
What an absolute OG. And, yeah, and taking behind the shed. Yeah, exactly. The goat, I know. But
anyway, I did say I would try this new game and I will play it. I partnered with them. They said,
help me do it. And I want to try it out. I was, I've been looking forward. People said this game
is a lot like Grand Theft Auto or something. I don't know necessarily if it is, but I'm
I'm going to try it out and see. Yes, it's release day. It's finally here. Like I watched let me see the first time
I watched a trailer for this game as Mon gold and TV. How long have I been?
Literally one year ago
1.1 million views
This got a million views
Okay, you want him to be pink?
Well, that's gonna take you 20 hours. This is me complaining about tower of fantasy. I can immediately tell that I can immediately tell
That's what it was. Okay, so I'll try this game
I want to see what it's like, right? And you know again, we'll see we'll see how it's going. Who's this audit?
Yeah, sure, right? And it's great that thought no, I I don't know anything about the game at all
We're gonna try it out. We're gonna see how it goes. Okay. Is this another different? No, no different game
Totally different game and yes, and so I didn't even realize yeah, so I've been looking to play this for a long time
It came out last night. I watched rich played a little bit, but only really a little bit. This is the first time
I I've never played I didn't do any of the betas or anything. I'm going in raw
We're gonna see what it's like where to get it. I don't know just Google it
I'm feel like they probably should have told me a better way to say that but yeah, it's looking up on Google
It's probably somewhere on there, right?
And okay.
All right, gentlemen, we're here.
Today we're going to begin an adventure.
I don't know how this is going to go.
My goal is to, I want to be able to get a car and see if I can run people over.
I don't know if it'll let me, but we're going to find out.
That's a very loud start to be honest.
I can turn it up and down.
It's totally fine.
Okay.
Let's see what it's like. All right, start.
OK, so I have to pick between a girl and a boy.
Yeah, we're going to pick the guy, obviously.
OK, so what? Yeah, we're not going to be a girl very clearly.
That's not loud.
I can just turn it up and down. It's not too big of a deal.
All right, let's do it.
You go in first person, can I? I don't even know how it works.
Confirm.
Oh, now what?
Oh, they got goth chicks in here too.
Is that like a global warming?
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
What the fuck?
Why did you do that to the super room?
I thought it said bonk bang.
I love how there's almost no exposition at all that explains it.
It's just instantly this.
Within one minute of the game.
Okay.
Great.
Great
So that's like
Those anime GTA that's my understanding. Oh, there's office
It's crashing out.
Oh.
Is there a movie like this?
I forgot what it was.
Like if you look at a monster, it turns you crazy.
I watched it.
Everyone do not look directly at the Hyrule.
Oh my god.
Okay.
Um, so now what?
Oh.
Weaves the tech they do.
Oh.
I love you little appetizers.
Dupremilta protects the others.
One since she just sits there and does nothing.
Okay.
Since she turns into a bat.
Okay.
Okay.
One since she just sits there and does nothing.
Okay.
Since she turns into a bat.
Alright.
It feels like I'm about to have to play the game.
Wait, I'll have to play a scarer?
Okay, okay. All right, so she dies. Oh, wait, I'm okay
All right, you got that
So I just had a bunch of parts
Let's go.
Let's get over here.
And I kill them all, I guess?
Damn!
Wow, I fucked up.
Oh, that's a cinematic. I thought that was me doing the other attack.
You playing as a girl? Shut up.
We're gonna fix that. I'm gonna be a furry soon.
Never mind, I'm a furry now.
Alright, let's go!
Oh, he's a little binky too!
See, you have like a perfect dodge!
I'm trying to understand how all this works.
This is pretty decent.
You dodge like, uh, one right-
Yeah, yeah, you can dodge, but you-
it's pretty easy to understand let me see like if you played one of these
before you know how it's not like okay now let me get a second play logic
Well that's kind of cool.
I'm trying to see what the combat's really like, okay, alright, alright, alright, alright,
so what am I using?
Okay, let's go over here.
Get this one.
Alright.
So I killed all three of them, right?
It's crazy.
Not cool, but like actually fucking nuts.
Yeah.
Over three hours since Hyperbortex emerged, the workheimer index in central New Helios is rising. Natural multiplication is in effect.
Continue the search for the nexus. Do not act rashly.
Something's up.
Is this Sephiroth?
No, I think it's actually a girl, right?
Is it a girl or a guy?
I think that's a guy, right?
Has to be a guy.
Yeah, dude.
Oh, is that me?
That's right.
Oh, shit.
Oh.
I guess the more you stare at it's core the faster the nullification
The anomaly that you can't look at surprisingly frightened
That's the word. Uh-oh
Is it the boy? That's gonna pull
Damn
What? What are you? What am I?
Careful!
Should we move?
No, it makes more sense to cut the car, Tom. It makes you a truck.
Wait, just a pair of new heroes.
Yikes, this one's a problem.
Wait, so we do spawned?
How'd that work?
It's like Shadowlands nullified part of a search hmm well what the fuck looks like you're
coming with me so they just blew the whole place up and now they're gone oh my god
Can you turn max fps? Yeah. Oh my. What the fuck is this?
Is someone over there? Mike Jones? Is that it?
What the fuck?
Oh, it's from Super Smash Bros.
Alright.
But asper abilities are not powers derived from human functions,
but rather powers granted to humans.
So you're a magic-chosen one? Is that it?
You share the same source to reward another physician to a new place.
Still alive, you can lose everything.
Oh, well.
How does it work?
I'm the one? I know.
Oh, how time flies! We're already here!
Is even his normal dialogue auto-tuned?
BAN! Never mind, SipTai! Let's go up with a bang!
Next trajectory 12th rip! Can't let those uptight folks look down on you!
Uh-huh.
It's runnin' over.
Okay.
So this is where I have to talk to-
Ooh, ooh, okay, this is gotta be me, right?
Nelly, I just got done talking to T-Pain!
Alright.
This is Doctor Who.
So, I have to go inside of the red- uh, the red-
Do- do people now not know what a phone booth is, by the way?
Cuz I feel like now like aren't people too young to know that
It usually handles scheduled low threat anomaly cases. Yeah, they don't even know what that is
Are these numbers related to anomaly fluctuations in the city yes
The wartimer index measures how much an object deviates from reality
Reality uh-huh by monitoring the changes in the wart hammer index
We got this for a I we can respond to emerging anomalies
Worth hammer index in the half watch oh
Six won't last very long
Man just a class five. I thought I could finally have some fun
I'll go ahead see you at the site
Let's predict the bowl of missing. Not the furry, it's okay. I'm not gonna give him.
There's no way he's a good character, right?
Who's that?
Well, we'll get the girl for sure.
Hmph. None of your business.
you bit damn bro I think okay so all right so let me look around okay so this
is it dodge is left click okay and is there a jump attack yes there is okay
so I can do a jump attack and I can do this too can I hit somebody
Okay, I think I kinda can, alright, let me look around.
Okay.
Damn.
Come on, have this computer.
Yeah, she's had this computer like back in 19, uh, like, I don't know, like 1904 or
or something 1994 follow Nelly to the up who's this this is guaranteed a playable
character this is absolutely who is this
Oh my...
Jesus.
Oh my god.
Oh my...
The high reps told me to put an intent gun for now dude. Hey, are you the newcomer? Hello?
Welcome to our team at the Bureau of anomaly control
This character's gonna be really good, right?
I don't know what she's talking about. This is the director's guest
She's one of the worst characters no, she's not
If you ever wanted to in the CSU feel free to ask me for a recommendation letter
Mm-hmm. All right
No, she's not
All right, so whoa wait wait wait wait, okay never mind
So I just okay
They just immediately took it away from me
Oh man, oh man farming is sims hard.
She's so lovely.
Is that right?
Is this an anime or a game?
It's about to be a game.
play a game. Oh my god. Okay, so Nick says everyone has a unique scent and she likes
to nickname people based on what she smells. To her, you probably smell like Coco. What?
Coco. What? The fuck? I smell it. Okay.
I do think that like you're getting to the point where like these games have like a like a graphical like fidelity level
It's actually really good
Like if you actually look at the like the ground and the colors
This is a lot this is a lot better than it was never I started playing these games like quite a while ago
Like this is good
The art style yeah
Who's this?
The escort are from growth island has finally learned to be punctual
Hmm first official meeting. I don't know if I like the cat girl pleasantries and get straight to the point
I think I might still like the cat girl more
Seven weeks ago. I don't know Helios experienced a class seven anomaly disaster
Hyper vortex. What do you guys think you appeared with an unknown anomaly both undetectable really hard decision
We have never seen anything like this
The hyper vortex was nullified
Disappeared as well. No who were brought back from the scene have no memory of anything before your appearance
During your observation on grove island. Did you recall anything about the code zero or your past?
Wait a minute. I still have no memory of anything before
After the hyper vortex incident the code zero reappeared briefly you having faced it at the scene should understand
its difficulty better than anyone else due to your unique connection and keen
perception of anomaly nexus all right we hope we could join efforts in
containing code zero yeah I mean contract is both a shackle and opportunity
for you classic amnesia perhaps through pursuing code zero you may
uncover your past once the contract is sealed
No one can break its binding.
Damn, uh-oh.
So I have to sign a con- Wait, I wasn't paying attention.
Contract is required- Okay.
There's one gold.
What?
No!
I can't!
Put mongo in there!
Okay, Asmon!
Alright, we're just gonna do Asmon.
That's fine.
Doesn't matter.
Asmon? Nope.
What class am I?
Oh, sure.
Settle in and work here. Oh, I got a business card and teach shop. What is this?
I'm being an antique shop. It's actually a team of anomaly hunters. Oh, wow
Besides the Bureau there are various groups and individuals handling anomaly containment and nullification known as anomaly hunters
I don't need to stay here for further observation. Thank God. Thank you for helping nullify the hyper vortex
Living in Hathorow likely be more interesting. So I can go all around in the city, right?
I'm ready to drive around. I want to run some people over.
Oh, it's just cinematic again.
What the fuck?
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
I don't know, this is the top one.
Yeah.
I knew it.
Recontain it as soon as possible.
Sorry, director.
I'm on it.
This is, that's a tough decision.
So it's a low-threat anomaly.
Under estimating it will still lead to consequences.
Uh-oh.
Oh, shit.
We'll have to go in here?
Okay.
Alright, where's the other one?
Okay, it doesn't let me?
Alright, alright, so...
the best again? Oh shit. It put me in the forest realm. No low time? I got a good computer.
me treat you to a feast okay nexus what the hell is this usually related to the
anomaly or cause I must have destroyed the hyper vortexes nexus at that time
Director! You're here! Coco and I will complete the mission!
He has never worked in our organization before. Mint, make sure you explain everything carefully.
Her name's Mint?
Right away!
It's kind of a- Honestly, it's a-
Whoa, it-
It's called Bio-anomalies. A.k.a. Audities.
You mean fucking things I have to kill, right?
I also have other types of anomalies.
Oh, really?
Oh, really?
Wait a minute.
So do I fight with them or do I fight...
Do I use them?
Okay, I thought...
Okay, that's why I thought.
Leave it to me, mate.
Okay, alright, so I'll go one.
Seems pretty stuff.
Alright, let me use the girl.
Oh, damn!
Oh, that was easy. That went really well.
Let me see, um, uh, fucking, I forgot.
Let me check over here. We gotta kill these guys.
I don't even know what that is, I don't know what that is, it's a combo, it's pretty f***ing
obvious.
Alright, that was easy.
This should be the
Doesn't seem like it. Well, let's try to see if there's a reaction with the container
With all work
Oh
No reaction. How did you know?
Because nothing happened
Yet just intuition the atmosphere here is no different from where we came from
Your currency for looking at the tutorials? Do I?
It's okay, I'm just gonna, I'm gonna just spend like a thousand dollars.
It's okay.
Yeah, it's okay guys.
You pick female, do you get a reverse harem? I don't know.
Maybe just get five of those furry guys.
instructor oh my god okay so let's go into the tunnel
I'm moving I'm moving this like I can move it back and forth investigate okay
down. I didn't know you could do that. That's crazy. Okay. Um. Wow, what a game. What a game.
the end of the carriage. I want to fight a boss. Actually, like, I need to get some
of the characters. Oh, oh, oh, here we go. Investigate? What?
That's a bomb.
That's a vending machine. Dodge before an attack. Okay, so dodge, yeah, dodge and
and then critical dodge.
Critical riposte can be performed by using basic.
Here, let me move this over a little bit there.
I think that make it a little bit better.
Riposte can be used after triggering critical dodge.
Can break an enemy.
Okay, I got it.
What's he gonna do?
There's something off around this place.
It's so nice.
Riposte?
No.
It's so mean.
Can't think of it first.
It's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's
Oh, I see it does no great damage.
Boy, hit me!
Oh, nope.
Nope.
Go over here.
Jesus, what a little bitch!
Like I got destroyed.
Wow looks like we're getting closer to the nexus
If you still can't nullify the anomaly after locking on to the nexus try to contain it. Don't waste a second
Okay, so where do I go now? I guess I go over here
It's like a
AI hallucination crazy ass shit
Wait they're literally just gone.
I'm fighting the Oscar the Grouch.
Okay, let me get him over to here.
I have like a thing where like I feel like I can't use my abilities until I can make
that.
okay so I get a healing item too I won't need healing I just don't take
damage
Yeah, I can do it right
Don't tell me this is a puzzle please don't be a puzzle
I can feel it's different from the surroundings
This must be it
Imagine if I know a fine anomaly even the seniors couldn't oh wow
More impressive than them. I won't be called a goofball anymore true. Yes. I'll assist you fully
Thanks in advance. You're as warm as a cup of pot cocoa in a winter day.
Okay, let's do it.
Okay, carry attack seems really simple.
And I can swap the carry too.
I got hit by that because I'm a fucking idiot.
Now I probably think it's way more damage, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Damn, for like a first spawn, this is actually, uh, it's got a lot of health.
What the fuck?
Wait, what?
What the fuck is this?
Okay, so I should save the sloth whenever he's going to do a red thing.
So I hit him with that.
So I hit him with that?
Hey, bro, hopefully that'll clear up the spell.
Get the fuck out of here.
I think I might be the best at this game, honestly.
I might be that guy.
I feel like whenever these games first come out it's the most interesting because that's
maybe you can fight all like the hardest bosses with like low level gear and it's like you
You have to like, you gotta like play really well.
Oh!
Huh?
Is that really better than everybody else?
Well, no, because I haven't spent a thousand dollars on my game yet.
Yeah, I was waiting for that.
So, late blood.
Does it- This is like an evil realm, right? It's like kill a bunch of civilians, isn't it?
So, what do we do?
I think it's pretty cool boss.
Uh-oh, she's getting mesmerized.
Wait, what?
It's not what I thought would happen to have it happen!
It hurt.
Your praise.
Wait, what?
Just because I complimented it?
Maybe.
What?
All that's gotten in existence was a sincere compliment.
You know you always get the guarantee character after 90 pulls?
Thank you!
I'll get it in 10.
Mr.Pix, your frame.
Yeah, I get it in 10.
Trust me, like, I'm actually really good at these games.
You handled the situation well.
well. Mint, take him to A-Bone later.
Oh? Coco is going to work at Hattori Senpai Shop?
Um, Kim, can someone else come with him?
If Hattori Senpai catches me again, I'll die!
Uh-oh.
We're gonna kill the cat girl?
Wow.
Alright, then this containment breach will count towards your performance.
This game is next-gen, gotcha, you'll see.
I don't know how it works.
I watched like a 15-minute video about the game. That was it
At least like to start out we'll use it to contact you. Thank you for your help mint. Let's go
All right, so my old the point now
His instincts with anomalies is even stronger than in his record. No, she's vital to the game
Hope that won't cause us any trouble
our director is
Still as rigid as ever
If you ask me he might be just a little man
special
At least for now he is okay side right?
What a game if you're tired you can rest yeah, maybe this really is the next generation
wow so is this like your uh is this like your government mandated girlfriend
your cat girl girlfriend that's great
wow
yes see I never played Grand Theft Auto so I don't know what to expect I have no
idea
Is this a girl game?
Um, I don't know yet.
It requires like precision dodging, so maybe not.
Like in parrying?
I mean, come on.
Okay, so wait, now I'm in the game.
You can pull now?
Oh wait, okay, so I can glide?
Riding the wing.
Okay.
A warrant, what does warrant mean?
Any illegal action in the city accumulates warrant value.
When your warrant value reaches a certain threshold, you become wanted.
While in a wanted state, some of the appraiser's actions will be restricted.
The following actions in the city will increase your warrant.
Attacking pedestrians or vehicles, attacking law enforcement officer, forcibly taking
other people's vehicles damaging public property while driving. Other actions that threaten
city safety. Uh-oh. There's a few ways to bring your warrant value down. Lose the pursuing
security officers by putting some distance between you and them. Go back to your house
or you can eat special cookies. Oh, okay. The Tasty Cookie is a great way of pulling
Officer whiskers attention away.
Use it while wanted to significantly lower
your wanted value.
Getting caught by a security officer
sends you to Harry through detention facility.
You can leave after serving detention time
or paying a fine.
["Districts of Justice"]
Can I go into what?
I can.
Can she swim?
Or does she just die?
No, she can swim.
Oh, wow.
Okay, so you can swim around.
Okay, oh, what else can I... All right, so what happens if I just get into... It says forcibly taking.
So what is forcibly taking mean?
Does that mean that like... Wait, what's this?
What? Oracle Stone. I gotta...
Why I have to collect birds?
I guess. I guess I have a bird now.
So, what about a bike? Can I steal a bike?
No.
I'm trying to see if they can run me over.
Requisition?
Oh, so I don't want to steal it because I think it's going to mess me up.
So can I go somewhere and just steal a car?
I want to see if I can.
I want to find an unintended car.
Do it?
No, no, no.
another bird oh we got two birds now you know what that means either oh here's
one whoa hey hey buddy I can't steal this one what about this one I can't
steal that one either well I want to play as a girl actually do you guys
I just want that, you guys probably want the girl anyway.
Okay.
Enter the fluctuation zone, what does this mean?
Approaching anomaly, what is this here?
Color change, okay, I'm just not gonna go over there right now.
Surely we're not gay.
I just want a car, bro.
I just want a car.
I'm just, I think that if I go down here,
can I climb?
Okay, you can climb.
Wait, what?
That's a level 12.
Won't this kill me like super fast?
Dude, you can't even do any damage to him!
Oh my god!
Okay, I'm gonna- I'm gonna-
That guy's a level 12, we don't fuck with him at all.
CVBS?
Yeah, true.
Can I get them open?
Shit!
Whoa!
Okay, so
Damn so I can go all the way around in this hole. Oh my god
And this is all the city
I'm really feeling like I'm really feeling like I need to steal a car I am I'm really
like I don't want to steal a car but I feel like I might have to just do a story and
No, no, no, no.
Here, I'm gonna run for like one more minute.
I'm gonna see if we can find an abandoned car
that I can just stack it, I can just Kia Boys the car.
And if I can't do that, then I will steal a car.
Oh, three birds.
This is a big day for me.
Is this one of those fake accident scams?
damn maybe oh here we go here we go here we go
Okay, um, oh, heating up.
guys guys guys guys I guys it's it's not what you think it is it's not what you
think it is guys I'm on I gotta go this way
Whoa, wait.
Okay, uh, break, handbrake, horn, comfort mode?
What the hell is-
What's supposed to happen?
I feel like that wasn't supposed to happen, right?
Okay, so is there like a circle?
have to get out of? I think I'm good now, right? Damn. Oh, wait, is this is this bad?
Replication and growth will never stop proliferating. Okay, I don't know how the fuck this works.
I'm just going to ignore it.
So am I still I am I still want it?
Okay, so horn.
What happens I like.
Okay, damn.
Damn.
I'm trying to figure out what to fucking idiot you won't no no no I'm gonna be
All right, I'm gonna be fine
I'm just trying to get an idea how this works. Can I pass this guy? Yeah, I can okay, that's fine. That's why it doesn't matter
You win some you lose some
Tommy they don't
Oh man, like come on dude!
I was thinking I'd be able to.
Why?
Well I just, I don't know, it was like for testing purposes.
Okay, red light, just gonna ignore that.
I feel like I'm actually a really good driver in this game dude.
This is... I'm... I'm really good.
Okay, I'm running red lights. That doesn't matter.
This area is so big.
Jesus.
What?
Oops.
Uh-oh, there's police again.
Okay, I'm trying to figure out like, all right, all right.
So now I kind of have an idea of what I'm doing.
So...
Take it out of comfort mode?
Okay.
Oh, shit.
Oh, no, I'm going even faster.
I'm doing it.
Damn...
Damn!
Look at me! That's crazy! Alright, um, let me see... okay, uh, let me go back around
this way. And I'm almost at two stars. Okay, so, we gotta go... wait, can I go over to
Golden Gate Bridge. Let me see if I can.
So what happens?
Oh wait.
No, no, no.
Maybe I can.
Um...
Oh I gotta go up there. I'll go up, I'll go up.
It's got to be this way, right?
And then I turn around.
I got a limited character and 20 pulls.
Let me focus on this.
Right now, this is important.
Oh, oh man.
Like that was, that was kind of their fault,
honestly, it was not me.
Okay, so can I go down the big bridge?
It's back in you go and date to the girls to we're gonna do that
No, we're gonna we're gonna figure that we're gonna get the bottom of that we're gonna figure out works
But right now I want to focus on this
It's feeling 86 I mean this one can only go a 98 miles an hour. I feel like that's kind of slow, right?
Bro doesn't even know how to drive
That's fine, I want to in here.
That was actually a mistake, I don't mean to do that.
You need a faster whip. You think so?
Okay, so I have to go up to there.
So it seems like I am actually able to drive all the way across the bridge.
Holy shit.
This is a big game.
okay let me see all right it's the next turn over right it's got to be this one
right okay oh this is it this is it
damn
damn it's actually just drive all the way over here
Oh shit, we're gaming now. Yeah, I didn't honestly I didn't expect this
We come from what's he doing trying to I'm trying to have fun. He's trying to mess me up
She didn't sport the entire city
If Enders Tower 60 miles an hour though, it's just it says 98
Wait
Wait, can I just go down this way?
Um, this looks like a path to nowhere.
Uh, well, Invisible Wall? It's gotta be an Invisible Wall, right?
Yeah, I can see, alright, there's a texture change. I'm gonna hit it right here.
Watch. I knew it.
I knew it.
Okay, I had to Truman show my way into understanding how big the game is.
Okay, so...
Alright, let me go... What about this tower? Holy fuck.
Oh, damn, this game's big.
Okay, so what happens if I get arrested?
wait I surrendered no I I'm not resisting guys I'm not resisting why are
they killing me I'm not resisting
what I'm getting tired
Now I'm in jail.
They turned the bodycams off and they shot me.
They killed my cat girl.
This is your cell.
According to the Hethero Detention Facility Code of Conduct, it is now lights out.
Your priority tonight is to settle in and follow the rules.
No moving around, no noise, get in bed, and rest.
During your detention, any misconduct will be recorded and may affect the life of your staff.
I didn't do anything. I didn't do nothing, man.
What do you mean?
Okay, so open, what is this, a diary?
Escape method, wait.
The path of redemption.
Rest?
If you're detained, you'll be released only after your detention period ends, or all fines are paid.
Wait, I'm actually in jail.
Wait, I have to do facility labor.
Any misconduct? Whoa, wait, so I can even have...
Why are there newspapers pasted here?
Okay, what about this?
Okay, so I have to go.
Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, so I can't leave.
I can't leave because I'm in jail.
Okay, I'm gonna rest.
And this is my life.
So this is my life now.
I'm a fucking prisoner.
So six days into- wait, what?
Wait, I've been jailed for six days?
For what?
I didn't even do anything wrong!
What do you need?
Uh, I wanna pay my fine.
Whoa, wait, let me do some work.
Work duties? Okay, the work available is cleaning and washing dishes.
I'd like to do some cleaning.
What?
I have to clean shit off the wall?
Oh my god.
It's not, it's not working, it's clean, why does it say it's not clean?
Don't tell me I have to get every little spot.
There's no way.
I...
Switch nozzle?
Oh, wait.
Oh.
Oh
But it still doesn't say target removal
The fucking things clean they're not paying me
Hi
Okay, okay red
How does this not count?
20%
Are you fucking kidding me?
Now I have to rinse it. Oh wait, wait a minute. You're telling me
Oh my god
I don't know how to clean things, man.
I don't know how this works.
I'm not joking around.
Like, I really just don't know how to do this.
I just put water on it and it's gone.
But this is...
Can I just go fight a boss?
Wait, I got one dollar.
Okay, so we're going to clean this off.
You know what?
This has got to be karma for all the times I say like, this is what they should do to
people in jail.
Man, this sucks.
This sucks, man.
It's not done.
It's not done.
This sucks man
Well, it's not done. Oh, there it is. Okay, so I've got one. Oh my god. There's more shit on the ground
I'm jail maxing I am
Okay, so I'm gonna put this away. I'm never gonna commit another crime again in my life
I'll never commit any more guys. I'm a reform citizen. I will never do this again
Surely this is a spot. No, I didn't
I'm a great
It's not it's a bar is not going up anymore
I'm a fine upstanding citizen. Okay. Okay, so work is over
Neverness to have yes, I know that that's was that how long my person sentences
Wait, why is it only men in prison?
Wait, I don't know if I take the potato chips if I'm gonna get in like a fight or something. I'm gonna click on it
Okay, nothing happened to me. That's fine
Weekly what does this air weekly weekly felony
Wait, what? A bootleg manga? What is this here? Where's my inventory? Can I click on it?
I can't. Okay. Can I skip ahead? My hands are shaking. What are you laughing at? That's
enough. I'm actually fucking in jail. I... Do I have chest hair? No, never mind. This
is why is there a nice chair in there is this my life like I just I'm just in jail
what do you mean in lunch okay I'm out in the prison yard now
Okay guys, um, I, everybody's just sitting around and there's basketball, of course there's
basketball.
I'll probably just head back to my hometown man so
You can escape with parkour
Yeah, you're right. Yeah, can I just climb out of here?
What doesn't let me
Okay, let me think how could I get out of here?
All right, so there, there, they leave the walls.
They don't.
Okay, so I'm trying to break out of jail.
Find a spoon.
Okay, okay, that's a good idea.
Um, there's...
I got soap.
That's great.
We got soap.
Okay, um, drop it?
You can't.
You can't drop it.
Okay, let me look around and see what else is here.
Oh, playing cards?
Oh my god.
okay a strong weight there's literally drugs here in the prison okay that's
great can't or won't yes he was all wow that's a really good item 40% health
That's great
I'm just trying to figure this out
Okay, so I can't there's no
See I should have looked for a spoon in the in the that other area
The lunch room I didn't think of it
So let me talk to this guy
If you're not clearing your head, I'd like to paint
dude
Can I say I'm all right. I'm sick
You're not feeling well. What's wrong? I have a headache my stomach hurts my legs hurt. Whoa, seriously
You've got a condition get to the infirmary
I'm
Thought they're gonna just let me out
But the doctor won't even talk to me
Fainting prisoner are you faking an illness so what mind yourself just draw the doctor's attention
You know why I I
Got you don't rat me out. Oh my god. Okay, so what's in here? Oh, I stole disinfectant
Shit exit exit exit, okay
I was already here!
Okay, alright we have to find a spoon, right?
Where's my spoon?
Can I talk to her?
uh it's just your cooking smells amazing
let me ask you how's the food
it's perfect shit
I don't know where it is man I was trying to
to raise up the cafeteria lady it didn't work
okay so
in your yard time okay so now
okay now I'm in another part so there's actually an entire jail sequence for
this game oh my god
Well, it's just...
I could go into other people's cells.
Can I go into his cell?
Spider.
You came at the right person.
What stuff do you have all right here?
Okay, all right.
So I can buy...
Oh, man.
I can't buy anything.
Jail merch? No, I thought I'd be able to buy a spoon from him.
Okay, so I've got to look and try to find a detention uniform, okay?
I've got to figure out how to get out of jail.
All I'm doing is stealing everybody's water bottles.
Wait, what about this guy?
Living fossil
Are you a fat war late does that mean he's old that guy looks as old as I am
What do you mean
This we should wait he's just telling this massive story
Okay, so
Geez what an asshole these guys are dicks
Oh, oh wait, oh, what's this? Oh, this is my room
Okay, view
Okay, I've got to figure out how to get this spoon then
Man, I don't know where the fuck it is
Would you like to appeal? I might have to pay the myth maybe I should pay the fine guys
What do you think should I pay the fine to get out of jail?
Wait can you let me can I bribe this guy the detention facility isn't gonna sleep until tomorrow
tomorrow.
I'm never stealing another car again in my life.
This is the biggest mistake I've ever made.
Okay.
Get out of your business.
Sit back down.
Prime does not pay, guys.
What do you need?
Okay, I'm gonna do some work, and I'm gonna do, okay,
so I'm gonna, the cafeteria,
he's gotta be where the spoon is.
I, this is just really, guys,
I've I've been reduced to this. I
Have to do the dishes and I have to do prison dishes
Wow work over okay, wait no no no I want this shit
Shit I
I
Like
Or is this a spoon people man, it's this way some of us better not get spotted
Line up people one serving each don't you dare get three
I'm gonna wait for her to walk away
If I catch anyone cutting in line
I'm gonna wait for her to walk along.
Wait. You stupid bitch, you didn't see me.
Okay, alright, that was great.
End of lunch. Okay, so I've got the spoon now,
now and now I get to leave and how do I go back to my I want to go back to my set
or who's the crocodile got any spare soap mind if I have some what do you need
the soap for when I got here I didn't know how things work I don't want to go
through that wait wait a minute wait a minute what did he say about a nightmare
with soap? When I was showering my hands, oh wait, okay, I have to turn this off. Give
me a minute. There's no way you actually have this in the game. There's no way this is actually
in the game. When I first got here, I didn't know how things worked. I was showering and
my hand slipped and the soap went right down the drain. After that, I couldn't
can get my hands on a new bar for two whole weeks.
Oh my god.
I never want to go through that nightmare again.
I can't relax unless I have at least five bars of soap on hand.
Not right now.
Okay, so...
Now I'm- okay, so I'm gonna try to break out of jail.
Okay, um...
Just making small talk. I've got nothing else to say. Dude, the guards hate me in prison.
Yeah, they really don't like me, man. I don't know why.
I didn't- I'm- I'm- I didn't even do anything.
Okay, so we're gonna wait for the guard to leave and then I'm gonna break out I
Gotta wait for this guy to walk away
It's not working.
I'm gonna do one more break and I'll stop.
How long does it take for the guard to...
Okay alright three bricks at a time.
Three bricks at a time boys.
Cover it?
It is.
Oh
Yes, why did I have to steal that car?
Why did I have to steal that fucking car man, okay, I'm gonna sleep again
This game should be mandatory in schools. No, okay. I have three more days in jail
Now I have to go so
Does it reset every time I don't know
Okay
Wait a minute
no I don't want to do this yes I don't know I don't want to clean I don't want
to clean it I'll do the law the law that okay all right let me focus again
okay I'm gonna get another spoon I'm gonna get another I'm gonna get another
Spoon
All right said spam spam food
Get two spoons can I?
It's a good idea. It's a good idea two spoons. Oh
It doesn't let me there's only one spoon in the game
Okay
End launch dude
This is fucking brutal
Oh my god
This is awful this dude jail sucks
Okay, so let me go and now that I have
Now the box is not meant to be fun.
I guess not.
So now I have another spoon and I should be able to do the rest of the bricks, right?
I'll be able to do the rest of the bricks with this, so it should be okay.
Come on, turn around, please.
Oh, I'm going crazy now.
One more, one more, one more.
Come on.
I could do more. I'm gonna wait. I'm gonna wait.
No, it's okay.
You guys remember that this is like a main story quest?
Do you remember back whenever I had to do was a main story?
I'm a trooper so should I get the spork? I know. Maybe you can go back to the cafeteria
after the spoon breaks, maybe. Okay, I'm gonna wait. Okay, alright, alright, alright, let's
go, let's go, let's go. Come on, please don't break, please don't break, please don't
break please don't break please please please wash escape it says escape escape
I'm escape I'm escape
wait oh my
looks like the guards have already noticed I'm missing I have to be extra
Be careful to dodge the patrols from here on out.
But I can open again, right?
Okay, okay, so there's no way the bricks are back, right?
There's like zero percent chance the bricks are back.
No, I'm getting out this time for sure.
Okay, view.
Okay, okay, so I'm going to go.
No, alright, maybe the bricks haven't respawned.
Wait a second, okay.
Uh, I want to do some work.
okay I'm gonna wash dishes all right all right this is this is good guys this is
this is amazing okay wait I saw like there's a YouTube video a guy have like
millions of this fawns so like I'm doing this for it like one doll is these
These are like pennies, right?
Like...
It's like nothing. I'm not even making any fucking money.
You can rob a bank?
That's what I should do. I should rob the bank.
End-lunch. Wait, I can't even end lunch.
I have to- I literally have to sit here.
Oh my god
Get a spoon I don't need one it's already open. I don't think I need a spoon
Just in case okay, it's smart that's smart. I'll do it
Okay, here we go
All right got the spoon got the spoon. We're good
All right, and ending lunch. Okay good
Now we have a bonus spoon and is there any more soap? I'm trying to see maybe there's more soap that I can get for this guy
Damn
Okay, I have to, I have to get out this time.
I have to escape.
So let me go through here.
When does the game?
This is the game.
This is the game.
This is it.
This is the rest of my life playing this game.
Eight days sentence and coming?
Absolutely not.
And also, I thought this- I thought I could have my, like, my time pass faster.
Okay.
It says escape.
Alright, it says escape.
I'm gonna- I'm gonna use it again.
Come on.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Alright, here we go.
We're not going to make any mistakes this time.
We're not going to do anything wrong.
There's two of these.
And I'm just going to move.
Like this.
and then
I don't know how to
Right now, right now. I'm about to go right now. I'm about to go right now.
I have to go over there maybe.
you
Did I make it?
Oh my god
oh my god oh my god I've made it out the jail and so now wait well how do I
well I got a swim
can I take that oh let me see if I can take the boat
I can't.
I can't.
This is really bad guys.
I can't get back up.
Escape the island?
No, it's okay.
I'm going to see if I can talk to this guy and he can let me use the boat.
This is activate wait
Yo
See a voice Damn bro I must suck to be in jail huh
Damn, that's just too bad!
That's too bad, no questions asked, that's right!
Oh my god.
I wonder what happened, oh no, I don't wanna fall off, I don't wanna fall off.
Okay, so, how'd you get your clothes back?
Uh, it was, uh, fuckin', uh, I put them in my pocket, I had them in my pocket.
And so I took them out of my pocket.
Gotcha time is it time to start pulling what do you guys think?
Maybe I could do one more quest what I do one more quest
F3 no relax watch
Okay, I press Z for first person. Oh
My god
Damn, we really made it out there, huh?
Like that was pretty bad for me.
Press number two now?
Okay.
Alright, there she is.
Easy enough.
I don't want to jump, I might fall off.
That's crazy.
How about that?
I'll leave it to me a minute.
Amazing game, what a game.
What a great game.
I control the walk okay I don't know the mechanics so I can't believe I I mean I
was in jail for like an hour right like I just spent an hour sitting there in
jail okay well I guess that's uh that's damn bro can you can you speed this up
Jesus well got jailed after landing in the city yeah well I wanted to drive
around all I wanted to do was drive a car that's all I want all I wanted was
to be that guy driving around and they just couldn't let they that they
couldn't bear to see me live is that too much to ask yes all the paint yeah the
credits are supposed to be rolling during the boat ride no bro like I don't
even know where he's taking me
I'm going by that what what is that like fucking is the Avengers Tower
damn we really made a lot of power gas huh this yeah bro is freedom is they put
me in jail for a tweet it's actually like stealing a car and running like 10
people over but you know it is what it is I can't believe there's an entire
there's an entire jail system to the game like I thought that like if I went
to jail I would just go to the I just talked to the guy or it would like
spawn me outside the police station or something like that. Like I didn't expect there to be
there was like an entire like question chain and everything for being in fucking jail.
Is this a gotcha open world? Yes it is. You're gonna repeat offender. I am I will never repeat
offend until I have really good gear and I can just kill all the police officers in the game.
and so like I'm gonna just kill all of them right be easy so I'm not worried
about it the system works and then after I kill all the police officers I'll
just pay to get a I'll pay the government to let me go okay you guys
remember see this is where I was at that's the scene of the crime right
there that's what that's where this boats a 70 minute ride yeah this game
really? This game doesn't give a fuck about your time, bro. Like, does not give a fuck.
It's like, oh, oh, you got sent to prison? Well, you shouldn't have committed a crime.
You get it. You're gonna sit there now for like an hour.
It really punishes you for going to jail. It sure does.
This is part of your punishment. You can teleport, but you didn't unlock it.
So I could have teleported the entire...
I could teleport back to jail.
How about that?
Why is it show my car?
I didn't unlock the telephone, okay.
Need to set up a telephone?
What are your thoughts on the game?
Boys, do not commit crime.
It's not worth it.
You think it's worth it? It's not.
It's bad.
Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.
I can't do it.
Wait, you're going to have to just drop me off at the beach.
Drop me off at the beach, man.
I can't.
Now I'm going away from it.
Just swim.
I'll die.
I'll run out of stamina in the middle of swimming. I know how these games work
No, I'll literally die and run out of stamina
You won't I
Will I know I will
It doesn't use stamina
Yeah, it does I saw it use stamina whenever I was at the jet. Why are you shit?
I
It's using stamina by the way right now it's literally using stamina I
Would not have made it I
Would not have made it I would not even come close to me
Like I was like not even remotely close
Rage bait no, I just I just randomly hit the button on accident as actually an accident. That's where to go really was
All that to get enough. Yeah, bro. That was all this then the only reason I did that was to get the other bird
So, okay, let me get back to the girl and then we'll do the gotcha. Does that sound good? I
have to I
I have to like juice the account though. Time to rob a bank. Guys, I just got done
being in jail. Okay. Grab a car. Absolutely fucking not. Absolutely fucking not.
I'm gonna walk over there. I can't afford a car. I'm not gonna be a repeat
Defender I've already been arrested once you're moving kind of slow bro stop you're making me want to do it. I
Have to listen if you can't afford a car you can't just go around stealing cars
That's not that's not the way the world works
She didn't stop
Whoa, whoa
The fuck was that?
What the fuck bro like
So can I go like her theoretically can I go on top of this building? Oh
Oh my god, I actually can
Okay
Wow
Jesus look at that stupid little thing I got
Spooderman yeah, I
Don't know there's been a there's probably some of them you can go in some you can't I don't know
Okay, let's- let me figure out some in T this- wait, what does T do?
T doesn't do anything. I can't even do anything with that at all.
It's not stealing, we're just borrowing for this interview.
No, no, you're not gonna try to mess with the police officer.
How about let's don't mess with the police officer? It seems like a really good idea.
Okay.
Oh my god. That's amazing. Wow. That's... wow. Can you steal a bite?
Um, apparently not. Okay. So... let me see if this is gonna...
Wait, don't tell me it's gonna be a fucking shit.
Episode 1, good business, better treasure.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Can you go in these places? You can go in some of them.
Okay, I can't see it's a red item. I can't steal that.
Oh my god. Crazy cat. Let's crazy.
Alright. Okay, not quite guys. Yeah, not quite.
You can choose any place you like.
Food first.
Thanks, inmates.
Who's she talking to?
Is she trying to talk to me?
Go to Hakugu Square.
I didn't expect, wait, is she homeless?
I can't do anything, nevermind.
Okay, so.
Yeah, this place is really big.
Oh, it's like, yeah, it looks like the Tesla logo.
Yeah, that's a surveillance tower.
Wait, so there's a giant obelisk?
There's a giant obelisk that just watches everything you do. And that's like just normal here. Okay.
What do you want my lady it this is my first little retar
Yeah
You know what you guys ready to spend some money
Did I want to see if I can do it in something the four-timer tower collects and
Is it ready?
Okay, give me a minute. I gotta finish this.
Yeah.
Wow.
Circle?
I would say...
that this is one of the most retu- like, for how thin she is...
That is outrageous.
That's crazy.
Wow.
Wow.
Let's peek, of course.
Uh-huh.
We're calling those other girls?
Bro, they exist?
I don't know.
Let me tell you.
I know.
I follow all of them on Instagram.
I'm fully aware of that.
Check the tower.
Check the tower.
Check the tower.
Check the tower.
Check the tower.
Check the tower.
Check the tower.
Check the tower.
Check the tower.
Check the tower.
Check the tower.
Check the tower wait a minute
Let me guess this is the teleporter
So if I click this I wouldn't have had to take the boat ride
It's like red and shit that's kind of bad
Stop you really bad
You're a young locked okay anomaly commission unlocked press to open the anomaly commission
Backstreet boxer rhythm. What the fuck is all of this? Oh my
Oh my fucking god. Okay, so
All right. Oh my oh no. Oh no. Okay. Okay. Okay high-risk of it
Silent oh, it's just like a boss. Oh 20
Okay all right all right there's a lot of shit to do okay
All right can I pet dog?
Can I do this to the to men?
This is correct guys I've been waiting on this
this. This is perfect. Place! Okay, so can I pet it? Alright, so next thing I should...
Even the NPCs. How about that? How about that? You just got baddies walking around
like it's nothing. Caleb said to spend money, so start pulling. Okay, after this
cinematic, we're gonna start pulling. All right, I'm ready. I'm ready. Let's do it.
Just walking here makes me want to leave as soon as possible. This is the part, it's got
The place you go down you get robbed, right?
Oh, true, look at that.
What about that big red thing that's there?
You can clean men's ears?
How?
How do you do that?
They left in the car. Oh, wait, what car to come back? We'll go back and get it
But they will delay safely guiding you to a bone
I'll bring it back from the bureau later. Oh my god. I'll go to a bone first. You can go get your stuff. Yeah
Don't worry. I'll get there safely. That's great
I'll be right back. Hey, you are the most understanding person in the whole fight
Shut up, bitch.
Shut up, bitch!
Okay, give me a minute.
So, let me look...
Alright, so, character, fair.
What is fair?
Scarborough...
This is...
I automatically know what this is.
Okay.
So, we've got strange and...
NTE strange encounters.
I don't do vague requests.
Okay.
So, you've got this character here.
All right, that's pretty good and then no okay next. Let's see here. All right, and confirmed
That's a worth clarity obsession disillusion
Dude her ass oh my oh
My god, okay next
Gaze is the child of love
I like the way you look at me.
HAHAHAHA!
Okay, so...
Alright, so there's, uh, that- that sounds- that sounds good.
And then, this is the new character, this is the important-
WOOHOO!
As long as I'm watching your back, you won't have to worry about a thing!
It's another cat girl.
That's amazing.
Thank God.
Okay, so we have-
Oh, wait, where are these other ones?
Edgar?
Let's go. It's like a fucking loser next. Hey, did you need me? Oh
My god
Greetings to you and then you have just the normal the normal guy
Okay, so how do I spend money in the game?
Okay, so we have hot picks and this is obviously
Um, okay gift center. Okay. This is the one
It says $68,000
68 million dollars 6.8 million dollars. Okay prime picks
I'm trying to figure out how to even spend money in the game
Like okay arc shop
Okay, so how wait I can give them different outfits
Wait a minute.
Wait, they have different...
Oh my god.
I don't get- what about mince outfits?
Man.
How about that?
Next?
So, all- you have to buy these.
that's not a surprise okay next okay we've got these three outfits all right
so what about don't care okay you're sharing with me yeah okay oh they have
all these other oh my god look all these other characters okay about this
one. Jesus man. Okay, that's vague requests. All right. What
about Oh, this is like our casual outfit. Oh, wow. Okay, next.
I'm free after work.
Okay, um, Jesus, man.
What a game.
Alright, let me go and look at-
Okay, so these ones don't have-
Okay, nobody cares about her.
What do you care shit about her?
Okay, and so, all right, we got these.
I thought it's a skitsome musings.
Okay, fair exchange.
Okay, this is some sort of reward.
This is another reward.
Okay, so this is probably for the gotcha poles.
This is probably for some sort of game play.
And this is probably for some other sort of
like third party system.
This this is where you spend the money. Okay, this is where we spend the money guys
All right
Rift crystal
Okay
All right, give me a minute guys
one of the worst things that's happened with playing these games is that I
actually know all of my details without even having to look at it I do I don't
even have to look at it I can do the entire thing by myself that's right
Caleb is so proud. Yes, I'm doing this. This is, I want you to understand. This is me engaging in financial advice. Okay, this is what I had a financial advisor tell me. You need to spend more money. So whenever I'm spending money, I'm doing this on purpose.
Okay. So how many of these can I do before it shuts me off? I'm going to do the $50 one.
And, okay, so we're at $250. All right. So Rich told me that one of the ways that you can get
around your bank, locking your account, is to make different types of purchases.
So I'm going to do another $100, we're going to spend another $100.
Is the game even, I don't know, we haven't played.
Okay so alright, alright that's three, and I haven't had a single thing, okay good.
Oh guys, it's only $350, okay, relax.
Yeah, I don't know if it's good or not.
I have no idea.
Okay, I was locked in jail for an hour,
and then I was on a boat for 20 minutes,
and then I forgot what happened after that.
Okay, all right, so that's, all right,
I think that's a good amount, right?
Okay, I've spent $450,
which is actually the equivalent of $600.
We spent six hundred dollars on this fucking game.
Let me make sure it's not chilling anything.
All right.
Double it.
I'm not going to double it.
All right.
So how does this work?
So I can get an event.
Okay.
This is an event bonus.
Now I get Phoenix kick.
What is this?
No, no, I do not.
Oh, I get a car.
That's cool. Okay go to blue dice and roll. Well it says get an A cut no no no no bro I
No, no, no, no get one S class after okay. I'm gonna lock in the I'm gonna do this one and then I'm gonna do the other one
I'm gonna do one and then the other one
I start with one then I go to the other one
check the mail okay uh mail that's mall the guy is confusing uh NTE launch
I didn't watch it. I did pre-register to be fair.
Great. That's great. That's great. I got that. Oh wow. Oh wow. Thank God. Thank God. I got it.
All right
Let's do it
All right guys, I've got I've got my thing. I'm gonna do the I'm gonna do the poles right now 30 pulls on standard
Wow, they give you 30 pulls just for starting
Yeah, damn
Yeah, that's a lot of poles. All right, let's do it
Whoa
It's time to become a champion it's time to be a winner. Let's do this
How's this work?
What the fuck is this?
Consume fabricated dice or solid dice to gain movement points.
And then...
journey together tile. Okay so I want to go to that. A chest? Oh no. Oh no, I gotta
figure this out. Okay, give me a minute. Let me figure this out. I thought I just said
click a button. Okay, give me a minute. I gotta figure this out. So, I feel like
I've wasted money, right? It's a casino? What a surprise. So, two work pieces.
okay I'm not gonna read any of this so where's the good one wait but she I want
her right yeah I want to get her here oh I could get a shirt too okay I'm gonna
a roll 10 five real meat wait is this the one they call the Edgar wait
Hello, I'm Edgar.
Oh god.
I'm here to apply for the anomaly hunter position.
Oh jeez, Edgar.
I don't want Edgar.
I don't want him.
Okay.
Six!
No way
uh
Go back go back go back go up no
one this is bullshit catch up with three dice rolls they're resting guardians
removed their tile you will awaken a guard whatever I roll the it's over
it's over I'm not gonna get it I hate this game
are you fucking kidding me six okay yellow right and it got okay that's this
is such for okay
Alright, let's do it again. Come on. Alright. 30. Okay. 4. Alright, I have to make it to
here whoa whoa whoa wait wait a minute what happened what is it oh shit man how
about that no I want to see if I'm gonna get okay okay I'm gonna get right
here to know no no no I I need I need it
stop stop stop stop stop no I
this is fucking ridiculous this is so
fucking good you got a yellow okay good
Alright, come on please. Why'd they have to make this so hard?
They make this camp so hard, by the way.
Who's this? Who did I get?
Oh, it's the Adler.
Dude, this is the kind of guy- this is the kind of guy nobody plays this guy.
guy. No! Nobody gives a shit! Adler? Sounds like a teacher's name. Okay. Alright, so I
I got- I got three A's. That's pretty good, isn't it?
Okay.
Three?
Don't tell me it's fucking- it's the stupid kid again. I don't want the stupid kid again.
I'm gonna max out Edgar.
I'm gonna get- I'm gonna- I'm gonna get a full- a full six star Edgar.
I think it's rigged man. It's gotta be fucking rigged. Okay. Alright, so now, alright you're
gonna get it this time aren't you? Let's let's do it. Roll a six. I'm not getting it. It
I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding.
I swore to you.
This is fucked up.
This is really, this is really fucked up, guys.
I wasn't like this in tower of fantasy
No, I
Got super lucky in tower fan. I need our angel roll two. I need to roll a two right
Okay, that's great
It's great. Let me get roll. Okay. That's a yellow. Yeah, I think yellows are good, right?
this is
Dude, this is fucking brutal man. I
Fuck hey, okay, what's this?
No, I don't want you. I don't want wait didn't I get him from wait. I got him this way. I landed in the same place
Okay, this time I'm gonna get it this time I'm gonna get it right now
Here we go.
All right.
All right, we're gonna get it.
We're gonna get this.
It's gonna happen right now.
I don't understand.
Neither do I.
I think if I roll a 1, I get this character.
I'm gonna do roll 1.
I can't fucking believe this.
This is fucking ridiculous.
I
New car no you were gonna get that anyway it doesn't okay, so
All right, I
Just
Okay, so now what
You're talking about the pink bozo car shut up it's not a bozo car
Okay, am I gonna spawn the thing again?
I didn't even spawn it.
Change the speed to 2x.
Let me just fucking play the game, okay?
Okay, I need to roll like...
Okay, now I need to roll like a five.
I have to roll a five right now.
Okay, I need to roll a four right now.
I need to-
I need to roll a 1.
I need to roll a 1 right now.
I-
Why do I keep getting him?
Roll a 1.
It's a 5.
Oh, I got- I got an extra roll.
That's good, right?
Okay, I got S-Rank Dice. Okay, that's-
I- I think that's good, right?
Okay. Come on. Come on. Roll a six. Roll a six. Hit a six. Hit a six.
I don't know what I...
Okay here we go.
Alright.
I need to roll a 4 right now.
I need a 4.
I need a 2.
I need a 2 right now.
I need to roll a 2.
I have to...
This is fucking...
Guys...
This hurts so bad.
This is so brutal, man.
How many pulls do I have now?
How many do I have left? Alright, I...
Okay.
Triggers a board modification roll.
Okay, so now...
I'm gonna have to modify the whole board.
Okay.
no no no guys this is it's fine I'm good at these kinds of games by the way no
this is I know I'm good at gosh this is a this is a board game I don't know how
to play but I can't play board I'm bad at board games okay give me a one fuck
you fuck you didn't give me a one this is ridiculous okay I got another dice of
Right, I mean it's not so bad
Okay, here we go. I am I'm gonna get it this time. I'm gonna get the chewed copper
All right, we're gonna roll we're doing a six a six right now you're rolling a six right now
something strange happened
I actually hit hard pity or I hit soft pity this is
this is so sad this is so sad for a while
I-
I'd fucking-
You're gonna give it to me.
You're gonna fucking give it to me.
YES!
YES!
YES!
I knew it!
I knew I was gonna get it guys!
I'm back to life!
Wow!
Wow!
I'm a champion!
No, if you die now, you're the pudding sheath family.
Let's go, you're number one boy!
F-ing that girl!
Collecting them all!
There he- only- it was only 500 dollars- Natali!
Who the fuck is Natali?
Okay.
We got it.
And she has different outfits, too, right?
Oh, he's breaking it up!
We have so many outfits.
I don't know if it shows that.
Well, anyway, alright, let me- let me-
The easiest game of your life.
Okay.
So, and then- oh, it went back!
Okay, I'm gonna do one more. I'm gonna do one more and see if I'm gonna get it
I'm gonna do one more. I'm gonna go back to the standard bit. All right. We're gonna do two more
We're gonna do two more. We're gonna see if we're gonna get it
Come on
We're gonna do three more that's it three more and then we're done
Come on. Come on. Roll me a two
Whoa wait, what happens if I
Does it?
Do I go?
Ah!
It does not!
Okay, so all right, what up?
Fuck man. Okay. Let me go. All right strange encounters.
So what happens if I spend on this one?
Swap banners shut up number one shut up all right and now I get this what is this
claim what the fuck is this it's a glider what should we do today oh my god
Oh my god. Okay. Let me do this one. Alright next. Next. No, no, no, no.
Okay, let me look. So, I don't want that.
Wait, well then how do I get the guys?
Wait, well where are the guys?
Oh, oh, it says ass character. Okay, I got it. Oh, it's 20% off
No
She's the best support no one
Okay, the first one's always a laun it's scripted
Okay, I'm hitting characters now. What's this? Oh, this is that girl they didn't have any
Yeah, this is the one there. No, no, no. You know she's bad.
If you got a female character you don't even have any outfits for her, she's probably awful, bro.
She's probably terrible.
Healer?
Obviously it's a girl.
Alright, I need Roller 2 right now.
This is crazy.
This is really...
This is actually like, this is unbelievable.
I'm speeding it up now.
What is this?
Come on.
Man, it's here. That's, that's fucking, that's so great.
I'm so happy. Okay, here we go. Here we go. We're gonna get it right now. We're gonna get it right now, guys. Here we go.
Okay.
Please, just the two. Just roll the two. Just roll the two right now.
That's fucking, that's fucking way, such a fucking way bro.
I, I, I'm...
Five dice!
Holy shit!
Holy shit, bro, we are balling! Let's go!
I get 30, what are these guys, I don't even know what the hell those are, lost piece.
Alright, alright, that was actually pretty good, I do not give a fuck, wait a minute,
I got an S.
Wait, what?
Wait.
That means I...
That means I fucking...
I was off by one.
That means I was off by one.
I go to the shop, you'll see, I understand how it works.
It's pretty obvious how it works.
Good one.
Here we go.
Watch, watch, watch, watch, watch.
Three, two, two, to be two right here.
Two.
This is where I get it right now.
I need to roll a one.
I have to roll a one.
I guess...
I don't know what to say I don't know what to say guys like it's just such
fucking bullshit bro like I I don't know how this happens to me okay we're
gonna get this one right maybe I can get this one please let me just get
this one please let me get this one I need this one I deserve this I deserve
this please I I got another fucking Edgar
Okay, at least we get her.
Okay.
And I got fucked again.
How is this happening to me?
Okay.
Okay.
Please.
Please, just give me the SPR character.
Please.
I'm out of pins, I'm out of spins.
Okay, I have to get it now, right?
Like, I have to get this.
Come on.
Two, just roll it two, just roll it two.
Just roll it two, roll it two, roll it two.
Roll it, come on, another one.
I don't care about that, just roll it, come on, please.
Please.
All right, all right, I need another, I need another four. I need a four. I need a four. I got a five!
Okay, I need a five.
How is this happening to me?
okay I need a I need a I need a one I need a one give me a one guys
this is ridiculous
I'm actually-
There's no way this dice isn't rigged.
There's no way.
Like I'm sorry.
I-
You've been identified as- so do you think it's because I spent 450 dollars?
It knows that it's like, okay, well, just don't give it to him.
He's just gonna keep putting money into it until he gets it anyway. It doesn't matter.
This is outrageous.
It's fucking scripted? Oh really? I had no idea.
Is that- that's crazy. What a surprise.
Okay, I'm gonna do one. I'm gonna do one pole and I'm gonna roll a three. Okay.
This has got to be rigged.
It has to be rigged.
It has to be rigged.
I have seven more, and then I'm going to hit hard pity.
I'm at 83 out of 90.
84.
No, I have to roll a 2.
I have to roll a 2 now.
I need to roll a 2.
There's dude.
This is...
This has to be... look.
But I know it's like a... like...
How? How is this possible?
How is this happening to me?
You thought the jail was karma?
Yeah, is this because it put me in...okay.
I need to roll a five.
I have to roll a five right now.
Okay guys?
I need to roll a five.
I need to roll a four.
Guys, I have to roll a four right now.
I NEED TO ROLL A FOUR!
Guys!
This is really bad
This is really really really bad
Like where am I at now
I'm at 87
Now I need to roll a four. I
Have to roll a four again
How much is it it's like a dollar it's like I don't know a dollar two dollars. I don't know what's
story in this game
Um...
I...
You go to jail and then you lose all your money on gambling.
Let's roll the four. Here we go. Let's get it. Give me the four.
There's no way, right?
There's no way at all.
There's a 1 in 6 chance that I actually get it.
Is Diablo a more- Come on, please. Just give me the one.
What is this?
Hey, I look away for one moment and you're giving me trouble again!
Okay, I'mma make up for it.
Okay, I'm gonna make up for it.
I'm gonna get another one and I'm gonna get to the, I'm gonna get to it right now.
I'm gonna roll another two, I'm about, I'm fixing to be about to get it.
I'm fixing to be about to get it.
Watch.
I'm about to get it right.
This is guys.
This is...
There's something wrong.
I'm not going to pick a character yet.
I'm not.
It's not, so people say, oh, you should pick a character.
I'm not going to do that because I'm not retarded, okay?
Number one, I'm not retarded, so I'm not going to do it.
The logical solution to how to approach a standard banner selector is to pull until
you get every other character, except for the one that you're missing, and then you
use the selector on that remaining character. Now you have to spend about
$2,000 to be able to do this, but you have to spend... that's like a way of
saving money, right? That's the logical way to do it. Okay? That's how you're
supposed to do this. That's how it makes sense. Everybody knows this. We all
We know how this works, right guys?
I'm going to get around to the board.
Wait, I got it!
Oh, I got the thing!
Okay.
Okay, now we know how to beat the gambit. No, no, no, trust me. Okay. Here we go. Watch.
Alright. That's why I hate- I hate board games. I fucking hate- I- I hate board games. I hate them
So much like I hate a monopoly. I hated risk. I hate every fucking board game
I hate every fucking board game there is, okay
Just as fun I know no I keep getting these
Here to do my job
I mean, can it get worse?
I don't know if you get any worse than this guy, but it's just...
Okay.
Please.
Oh my god, I missed it again, bro. Like...
You sold yourself, bro. I wish... If I had sold my soul, I would have gotten one of those.
I
Is that good
What what do I do with that
Well, where's the Scarborough Fair?
The fuck is that?
Fair?
Wait, how does this work?
Mall?
Wait, that's like nothing.
That's that I got 16
How's that an S that's not an S right that's like a B
The fuck
Yeah, no no no I understand that I had more but that's because you get some for doing every pole
But what do we wait since the same thing? I know I know how this shit works
Okay, trust me. I got understand this. Okay, here we go
What is happening to me?
How do you do this?
Hard pity again this time.
No, no, this is going to be different.
Okay?
Wrong banner?
It's not the wrong banner.
The game functions differently.
This is a different functioning game.
Okay.
I-I didn't even realize I missed it again.
Okay, we've hit Hard Pity again.
Here we go.
Two. I needed two.
I got a four.
Okay.
Alright, we're on the Hard Pity board again.
I'm on the Hard Pity board another time.
That's not what I want.
That's not what I fucking want, bro.
That's not what I want.
I need a five.
I need another five.
I need a four.
I need a fucking four.
Give me a fucking four.
Okay.
Okay, okay, yes, yes, yes, that's what I'm fucking talking about boys, let's go!
Death and design.
Oh my god.
That is me.
Jesus guys.
character wait what there's no way that's true that that's old that's fucking
that that there's no way that's true at all
Oh my god.
Jesus.
Motherfucking pieces.
Motherfucking pieces.
Oh, fucking damn it, bro.
Like, three out of three hard pitting.
I just, why am I not?
Why do I not get lucky, bro?
Like, I don't understand.
Mike there's bit these dice are rigged. They're rigged. I know they're rigged
But
I think I must have a jail you're right
Okay, all right, let's go come on please
Please, please, please.
Jesus dude, I have her, I've, fuck I missed it.
Fucking missed it again, god damn it!
Great, I get that stupid little fluffy thing.
And I, I hate him.
Great, that's, dude.
Fuck!
It's like the biggest fake-out ever like every single time I get that cake that I get that thing about get the good one
You're kind of ass at it. I know
I'm fully aware of that
For
This is
Actually crazy that this happened it's really
It's honestly impressive that this is happening like I don't I don't this is see this new system
I'm not ready for this new system, man
Like I can't handle this new system. This is like revenge for tower of fantasy
I don't know what I don't know what dude it has to be there there's no way there's
There's no way, dude.
How is this possible?
I don't want you.
Get out of my life.
Okay.
This is so brutal, man.
I'm just- I'm being defeated.
This is crazy.
I'm gonna run out of rolls soon.
I am. I'm gonna run out of rolls.
Got it.
I got it.
Nice.
Okay.
That was seven.
Take her.
Elite Courier of StereoXpress.
Got your service.
Nice.
We got a- alright, alright, we got one.
First ever non-pity?
No, that was a pity.
It was, because I hit 70.
I'm gonna do one more.
I'm gonna do one more.
guys I think I have to go way down I have to I have to go way down like I've
I've been defeated.
This is luck and strategy co-
Don't tell me I'm just kidding.
This is fucking brutal, man.
Oh my god.
wow don't quit I have to lay down bro I have to lay down this is this is this is
rough you have a free s-pick I'm not gonna pick one yet I'll probably I might
play more of this game tomorrow like I would do this story on stream but like
I think people just want to watch the game and so
Like the stories usually take a lot play it off stream and then I'll show you guys
hopefully some more the
Of the the further gameplay right show us who the hottest girl is I think okay. Who's the hottest girl new day?
Let me let me how do I do that
It's the outfits, right? I can do that.
Okay.
So, I would say...
It might be her.
Oh.
Is there anywhere you want to go?
I'm ready.
Pleasure working with you.
Man.
Man, I...
I think that for me...
It's probably... oh man, like I... it might be her... I don't know man, I have to really
think about it.
I keep thinking her name is Milk.
Oh my god, okay, look, look, what a day.
What a crazy day.
Wow.
I...
Close enough. Yeah, close enough.
So, it's definitely not Edgar.
The paperwork you need is...
Clarity.
Okay.
Obsession.
I mean, this one's also ridiculously hard.
Like, I...
Changed the outfit.
I mean, she has, like...
The wind's picking up.
Um...
I mean, this is definitely a better...
Level 10 mint bond.
How do I how do I wait feature a lot? What do you mean feature a lot?
What the fuck
That one's free a man, how do you make a bond with her you have to date her?
Right
Right that's great
That's amazing
That's... wow.
We're gonna have to...
So that means I have to play this game all night tonight so I can start the screen tomorrow
with her in my apartment.
That's why I have to speedrun the game so I can do that.
That's why I have to do this.
you have something else to do? I don't. I beat the vampire survivors. I beat the
guy, I beat all the levels. I beat it last night. Like I, and by the way whenever I
say I beat it, I mean I blew it completely the fuck out. Like I totally blew it the
fuck out. It's crazy. Like I really am that guy.
The wind's just right. It's one hour? Okay. Is it good? Is the game good? I think
What are you going to tip your fedora don't go go back where I was drawing some me oh
That was all the food I had.
Jesus Christ.
God damn man.
He has massive aura.
I think he's even got his own gravitational field.
So I guess this is supposed to be set in America how about that
What about the Apollo 4 I I
Tried to play it again yesterday and just you know get into it again, and I couldn't I
Couldn't do it I
Think it I think the game sucks
I do I thought I think it sucks like I I just
Maybe maybe I'll play it again
But it just didn't excite me
It didn't get me into it, right? I mean like maybe I don't know I
Don't know that's just me
I think that a lot of these games are like I think that the main complaint that people
have with these games is that they have like pay to win elements like I don't think I think
Most people recognize that the games like at a core are actually pretty good.
It's just that, you know, you have to spend money in the game in order to like achieve things.
And you don't even really need to do that. It's just like heavily incentivized, right?
You got other gotcha to gamble? Yeah, sure.
Is Kato win that bad here?
Well, Kato win is always going to give you an advantage. Like these are...
Like, gotcha games, it's a very weird thing with these games, because like, at a base level,
the games play very well, and I think that they have decent, you know, like, systems,
etc.
But the problem is that, I don't know, it's just complicated.
What about what other ways you're gonna pull it, maybe?
I might have to.
Let's see what happens.
Go back to jail?
No.
by the way I don't think you mask graphics here it's ray tracing and show
let me see settings no I do have it on
I didn't even know that.
Okay, uh, let's see sharpening saturation.
Looks a little bit different about the same.
It's an FPS. No, it told me that I have to update my driver and I didn't do that. That's
actually the reason why I didn't do more of the gameplay is because I knew that I didn't
have my driver updated and the gameplay would be choppy. Like, that sounds maybe
silly but like that was actually the main reason why.
By the go-kart you think I should?
Maybe. Maybe you're right.
Yeah go update it. Yeah I'll do that probably after I finish this.
Anyway guys, I do appreciate everybody watching. I hope everybody had fun watching the show and uh, yeah
Anyway, thank you all very much. I'll be back on tomorrow
And when I'm back on tomorrow, we'll do some more stuff
There's a possibility that I won't be on tomorrow
because I have a dentist appointment in the morning and
If they have to do the shots, I might not be able to talk
But I don't think that they're gonna have to do the shots based off of what they told me
So, you know everything should be fine
But other than that, uh, yeah, I'll be good anyway, gentlemen
Drill and strength. Yeah, I don't think so. So anyway gentlemen. Thank you all very much for watching. I appreciate it
And I will see you all tomorrow. Peace!
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