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05-15-2026 · 7h 28m
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We doing boys oh man
Probably like an hour ago or something like that. I slept for a long time yesterday. I'm feeling good about that
I'm very glad and it's another day ready for it. As always I got fours of downloading
I don't know how that's game. I don't know how that game is gonna go
I really don't I never played a racing game before so I have no idea, but I guess we'll find out I have no idea
And another day. Yep. You actually got rest I did I went to bed early last night
It was like two or three a.m. Which is like actually for me pretty good like anytime that I go to bed before like I'd say like
3 30 or 4 a.m. I'd say that's pretty fucking good right at least for me so
I'm happy about it things are good and I slept for a while to you absolutely
force it's exciting yeah I saw a little bit about it I don't know everything
about it but I did see a bit a bit of it that was some knock it to I didn't really
like it I'll be honest I didn't like it this the game didn't really vibe with me
like I think it's a good game it's a great game but for me like what do I like
in video games. I like combat. I like, you know, like that type of stuff, right? I like fighting
bosses. I like doing things. Like Subnautica is like a, it's like a subdued, you know, like exploration
survival game, right? Where it's like, I don't really play that. I'm not into that. I'm into
having shit happen like one, two, three, right? So that's the way I see it. Yeah, you could say it
It was too much water, right? Please watch only fans girl meets fan. I don't know. I'd have to see it
I don't know what that is. You're gonna react to the Drake album. Is it good?
I don't even I haven't heard anything about it at all and what you like in schedule one there was like very like
Controlled I also didn't like having to go up for water all the time. It just felt like I mean again like
The there are certain types of gameplay that like, you know, I just don't really like and that's just all there is to it
I didn't really like it that much and like I mean again, I think it's a good game. It's a great game
Obviously, it's a great game. So I started people playing it, but it just didn't really resonate that well with me
And that's what happens, right? I mean like sometimes you're gonna play
You know, I try to play all the new releases and all the new games that come out to just see what happens, right?
See what they're like and that game just didn't really resonate with me. It's just that simple
Twitch is broken. Is it really is it broken again? How's it broken? I don't know if it is or not
Let me see is there anything looks like it's pretty much about the same
It's not showing me as online. I would say oh no, no there it is. Okay. It does. Alright, I was curious about that
But yeah, it should be fine and anyway drop three of those not just ice man
I didn't even see any of that. I have no idea. But yeah, it seems totally fine to me
Anyway, so yeah, I saw some of that and you know everything else pull Hayuki and whether and wave she resonates alright
I haven't seen anything about that. I haven't played that game for a while because neverness neverness came out and I was just really focused on playing that but you know
Eventually, I'll probably go back and play weathering waves again. Did you install fours already? It's a hundred and fifty gigabytes
So it'll probably be done by Wednesday next week. So yeah, it's gonna take a bit of time apparently
It's a holy shit. Yeah, um, very very big game. Oh my god, but that's okay. No notification with well
that's what happens I mean like you know twitch is never gonna get everything
right it is one of this so yeah hokey's broken even with that was ill up maybe
I'll play it right I don't know and chud's cook the da says he reached for his
gun before being attacked I mean I don't know I mean you'd have to see the
footage like in my opinion like this is what I find to be annoying is that like
I think that the way they're cheating chud is the way they should treat
everybody but it's annoying to me that you have these other career criminals
that are getting let out over and over and over.
Meanwhile, a guy tries to hit him and he shoots the guy
and somehow this guy should go to jail for life.
I mean, I think there's something wrong there.
There's obviously something wrong.
So I don't know really what else to say beyond that.
Look at the stash.
Yeah, he does have a good mustache, right?
And it's because he's famous.
I mean, I don't think that's really the reason why.
Usually famous people get better treatment
rather than less.
If you watch this shoe video, I'll watch it today.
I'll watch this shoe video today.
I've restrained myself, I haven't done it,
but it's going to happen.
You gotta play this on a controller?
No, I don't.
People said, oh, you can't beat
Sekiro on keyboard and mouse.
Yeah, I can, it was easy.
It's fucking easy.
Boy, how about just get good?
Has that ever occurred to you?
Maybe you could just get good.
And no, I'm not worried about it at all.
No, absolutely not.
Cornel Anthony had a fundraiser
for the high school football accident.
yeah he has an update on cloud what is this year uh... he's not getting jail
time if he's a good boy for six months
yeah i mean that's usually what happens i mean usually rich people that do
things that are not violent don't go to jail it's just the way that that's life
right
i didn't know what was cladding and go to jail we didn't do anything
we're stupid but uh... yeah
and uh... first run a dark souls three mousing keyboard is actually good yeah i
would say so
how many hours on the last boss of secular
I got to the last phase of Eshin in Sekiro on my first attempt.
And then I took three hours to get back to it and beat him.
That's what it was.
And I don't know how it happened, I still don't know how it happened, but yeah, I remember
that very well.
And shooting the gator, apparently they care about shooting carelessness.
Oh, well, I mean like, you can't shoot again, can't pop off through whatever you want, right?
That's the way it is.
And they care about shooting carcasses.
Yeah, I mean, okay.
I mean, I guess. I mean, that's the way it is.
We ever do a no-death Dark Souls 1 run again?
You know what? I haven't even thought about that.
I haven't even thought about doing a deathless Dark Souls 1 run in over a year.
Would I ever want to do another one?
Um... man, that's actually kind of a good idea.
Do it for Dark Souls 2?
No, because the only death that I'd have there would be myself.
Um, no, I'm thinking about, uh, maybe if I did with Dark Souls 1, uh, yeah, I might do that.
Sure. And, uh, it's a good idea. Yeah, it's gaming season, it's early gaming season.
I'm not sure about that. But, uh, yeah, the best streams are Dark Souls and Elven Ring
streams. It's, isn't it crazy to think that Elven Ring came out like three or four years ago?
Like, it doesn't feel like that at all to me, but like, and also like,
2026 is already like almost halfway over. Oh my god. Like, what the hell is going on?
Why are things so fast?
Why is everything happening so quickly?
It's so weird, man.
You can do a deathless run for the Bald Eagles, maybe.
I was just going to do a run, but maybe I
could make an event out of it.
I have no idea.
So your Subnautica video on YouTube says best game of 2026?
Well, maybe, I don't know.
I mean, it's been one of the most successful games for sure.
Subnautica has gotten, like, let me look and see.
It has.
How many people playing it?
like four hundred and forty six thousand people playing the game that's a huge
amount of people playing it right
and uh... i guess what the find out how well it does on the weekend it's
probably gonna go over five hundred k on the weekend if i had to guess
and uh... where the reviews saying ninety percent i'd say that's pretty
fucking good right
but uh... yeah my opinion on it before was that it was very good game right it's
a good game
but not every game you're gonna like you're not going to like it
and uh... half over i just thought that turned thirty seven march twenty ninth i
I know it's weird as fuck, man.
And every time you're concerned playing
very, very old retro games,
like playing Atari games or something,
or Nintendo-based Nintendo games,
I probably would do that, actually.
Like, I thought about doing that.
I actually had a conversation with someone,
I was talking to somebody this morning about doing that.
I was like, well, maybe I should play really old games,
like I was using Metal Gear Rising Revengeance.
That game was really fun to stream.
So I don't know, maybe something else like that, right?
and uh... secret a man i went you know like
will secret a man as a really involved game right i mean that's a lot
and uh... you know how are you i'm doing okay man i uh... i was like thinking
like the the days that i take days off from screaming
are usually days that my alarm wakes me up
i have my alarm set to twelve fifty one
and like just for context i usually try to go live by one or a little bit
after that right
and so what happens is that like if i wake up from my alarm
And I have to be live in front of the camera in nine minutes.
Ah, guys, I don't think we're going to make it.
Oh, man. Oh, oh, oh.
It's just not going to happen, right?
And so like, I mean, if it's a big day or like a super important games coming out
or, you know, Donald Trump is going to announce that we're bringing back slavery or something.
Then yeah, I guess I'll try all right. That's kind of a big deal, right? Well, all right
Well, I'll get my ass out of bed and make sure that I'm there for that
But otherwise not now
There's no reason to worry about it and you're all about what the class this goes you up
No
I just what I do is I just throw my clothes on the floor and then I walk over them and then I go to bed and
Then I get up and then I put the same clothes back on
That's literally it. This is the same shirt. I've worn for like three weeks
And so that's it now and I go back and forth about like wearing different clothes wearing the same clothes on stream
Right now. I just really like I like this shirt. It's a nice comfortable shirt
I feel good wearing this shirt and so I'm learning it a lot now in the future. I might wear something different
I don't I don't think about it. I really don't think about these things. It's silly. So what about the walks, bro?
are you still going? Yes I did. I went on a 40 minute walk, walking to the same place that usually
takes me 15 minutes. Like, I just was shambling down there like a zombie last night and there was
really no reason for it. It's not like I was really tired. I was just like, I'm gonna walk down there
and I'll get there when I get there. I'm gonna, you know, order Chipotle and then I'm gonna watch
the rest of the Chainsaw Man movie and then I'm gonna play Slay the Spire which, you know,
ended in me wanting to slay myself. So, yeah, it didn't really go very well. I had a really
great run and it was ruined by that bumblebee dick-sucking mini-boss. After that, it was
just all downhill from there, right? It was. So, yeah, I'll get there any time soon. Yeah,
who gives a fuck? But anyway, Crackhead Mentality was essentially at four. That was at four.
And Chainsaw Man movie is amazing. I thought it was really good. I did. I liked it
What's your opinion on Forza 6 having three body types now people saying it means nothing
But if it didn't mean anything they wouldn't be doubling down on the ideological pandering
I think that body types are something that is just simply it is like radical gender
Ideology being you know, like kind of weaseled into
Average language like there are no body types. There's male and female men and women have
dozens of different body types so like I don't really understand like why that's
a problem but again it's like it's people that are constantly you know
there's and there's a contingency and I think the internet has allowed this to
happen the internet has allowed people to wage war against reality they now are
they're fighting against reality there are two genders male and female that's
it so if you spend all day on the internet and you've invented five extra
ones. The moment that you go into the real world or you're faced with any sort of biological
reality, you're going to get upset. But give me a little bit of allergies in the morning.
Anyway, so you're going to be upset all the time. So I think that body types inside of
video games are retarded
and i don't think anybody wants them uh... it's really
like and you think about the reasoning for it right
why is it that you're using vocabulary
that doesn't resonate and categorize ninety nine percent of the population
ninety nine percent of the population probably like with over ninety five for
sure
identifies as male or female
they don't identify as a body type they don't identify as masculine or feminine
there men or women
and so in this is how they identified themselves so how is it that
you are removing vocabulary and language that's used by ninety five
percent of the population ninety nine percent of the population
in order to make one percent of the population happy and that's supposed to
be inclusivity so how do you include one percent of the population
while removing the words that the other ninety nine percent use to talk about
who they are
this is it's stupid
there's no reasoning to this at all
but there's literally zero reason to this
so uh... and again that's the reason why so if a game has that
uh... if it's a japanese game i forgive it
uh... the reason why is that they're published by american studios and they
don't really know what care about that stuff anyway right
but they don't do the localization
but if it's american studio that's using something different than male and
female
you can probably assume that they have uh... been infected by that ideology
I think that's basically it.
And so yeah, and you should also expect things like games
that they make to be bad.
And does any reactor you ever to build up?
No, I have no idea what that is.
And Metatron, I've been doing the Odyssey's watch.
Yeah, I mean, I think that we talked about
the Odyssey a lot already.
Like, from my perspective on it, I mean, again,
I think the Odyssey, like in terms of box office,
is gonna do very well.
I think that, you know, again,
it's like a situation where it's too big to fail.
But ultimately, I think it would be more successful,
and it would be more of a generational movie
if it didn't have the complexities of, you know,
like racial and like gender-based, like hiring, right?
I think there's definitely that casting, excuse me.
But I do think it will go well.
I think it will be succeed.
It will be a successful like box office movie.
I do think so.
So yeah, that's it.
We play Lords of the Fallen again.
Maybe I played it a lot whenever it came out.
And I beat the game, dear secretary.
Excuse me, alright, there we go, sorry about that.
Hiring and casting, what's the difference?
Well, I mean, it's just a more accurate term, right?
That's all.
And so that's it.
What happened with Trump and Jeezy King?
I think that it was good.
I mean, I've always been a big advocate.
If you can have diplomacy with people, it's better to have diplomacy than...
and adversary relationship with them, I think that's true.
Now, obviously, I think a lot of people kind of want to,
you know, they want to bait into that
and, you know, talk about that stuff.
To me, I don't, like, it's not in our best interest
or China's best interest to constantly, like, have,
you know, some like ongoing trade war going on
or some other bullshit.
So hopefully they can resolve things
and, you know, both countries can be better off
because of it.
I mean, that's really the way I look at it
with everything, right?
I mean, unless the country is like
actually trying to bomb you like Iran or something like that, then I don't really see the problem.
You're gonna cover the new Southampton stabbing? I don't know which one that is. I saw some
person got stabbed, but I don't really know where or what it was. But yeah, a lot of people
have talked about the chud, the builder situation. I guess this is really, this is the video
here. We'll take a look at it. So, so I'm gonna, I'm gonna set, I'm gonna set just a
bond right now. If you have our bail hearing, then I'll let you make all the arguments
we can go through all the factors in the statute and see if that gets amended up or down. Okay?
Yes. I'm on set initial bond at 1.25 million. That's a lot. 1.25 million. Based upon the fact
of how many people in the courtyard were here at the courthouse and the seriousness of all these
What's the logic that there were a lot of people at the courtyard so it was bad
Like if it was self-defense
Then logically I mean like he didn't choose to have somebody punch him right?
So like I mean you're basically victim blaming at that point if you're saying that him firing the gun and what he is
Perceived to be so it doesn't make sense
Yeah, okay
Sorry, the 21st at nine o'clock for Don's hearing.
He did the 26 at nine for preliminary hearing right here.
Is that work for everybody?
Scallop generals that work in state?
Okay.
Just for the court's information, Mr.
Kramer, the state is going to request a file that
has sourced hearing.
No.
When and if there's an attempt to make up.
Okay.
Is there any objection of us taking all those matters up at the bond hearing on the 23rd of January?
Mr. Finley, do you have any objection to doing it that way?
That's most efficiently, I think.
Judge, we'll try to have everyone find out.
Okay.
All right. Anything else, Mr. Finley, from you today?
Doesn't.
Washington, from the state? Okay.
No.
No, conclude these proceedings today, okay?
Okay.
That's the way it is.
Okay, so this is the way I look at it right is like I look at this guy and I see what's happened like so and also like look
At this guy right I mean this is Carmelo Anthony. We remember Carmelo Anthony
What is the universe where Carmelo Anthony stabs a person in the chest over a?
Disagreement over a chair and his bond is lower than Chud's bond
You see what I'm saying right and so the big problem that I think a lot of people have with this and why they're upset about
it is that it seems like there's a very clear legal double standard where you
have some people that are held to a very very high standard of behavior by the
law and other people who for some reason or another get pretty much a slap on
the wrist and that's it. So that's what I think the problem is and I give the same
energy. Yeah exactly that's all I want to see is I want to see the exact same
energy and I think there's a huge problem and there's another component to this, right?
He was baiting people.
If you get baited, wait a minute, I am minimizing it.
I am.
Let me explain the reason why.
Because if you say a word to a person and then that person hits you, I don't want to
live in that country.
I don't want to, like, that's not the way that you can run things.
You can't do things that way.
imagine if people decide that every time that i hear something that makes me mad
i get to go out and beat somebody up it would be impossible to run a country or
society like that like you couldn't do that
so the entire premise of the answer time people do is looking to pull his gun out
well then that's totally different i mean again like what i'm saying is that
like whenever you have somebody though like it and again i have i seen that
evidence no i haven't i haven't seen that evidence
if you show me that evidence then i can adjust my opinion
but right now i haven't seen that so how can i make a decision off of something
that i haven't seen
so that's it he was a raster he was definitely instigating he was instigating
he absolutely was but instigating doesn't mean that somebody is allowed to
punch you and also if you do get punched this is the reality and also like
let me take a step back
because i think that i'm arguing this in the wrong direction
I agree with what's happening that should I pretty much do
maybe it's too heavy handed maybe not
what i don't agree with is that it doesn't happen to everybody else
so that's the main issue that i have
it's not necessarily that this guy is getting you know basically crucified
for this
it's that everybody else is in our cross next one
so i don't necessarily have a problem with like all while this guy goes to
because he is an aggravator he is because i'm thinking about this i know
it's actually like as nothing to do with like really
like i i i i'm i'm thinking about from the wrong direction
why so fragile up
yeah exactly and so like what why is the uh... uh... what why is it that
you know somebody like this goes to jail and is treated
with all these like extreme measures but other people are there violent are
able to just be let free after a couple of years
and i think that's a huge problem
that's a massive issue
and i should be equal under the law and i think this is what's happened right is
that
i do think that we have racial rulings i think that we apply the justice
system
uh... it unfairly based off of racial biases
and i think that if you look at the way juries uh... derived convictions
based off of race
i think that that's very evident and it's completely true
and whenever you have people that are treated with like kid gloves and by the
way white and black is like the easy mode of this
the hard mode is men and women
women get
just insanely disproportionately
lighter sentences than men do
and it's not fair
fundamentally uh... i i i have a very hard time respecting a judicial system
when the judicial system is being used in a way that is so obviously
uh... one-dimensional right truck was a child was looking for problems yes
what what you're missing my point right
why is the thing that's happening to chud right now
not happening to every other gangbanger and every other retard
that's running around like for example like driving the car around like why is
it that the people that were driving that car around
in the intersection when everything was on fire with the palestine flag why are
they not in jail for a bond of a hundred and twenty five uh... one point two five
million dollars
why is carmel anthony out on a bond that was less than that
there's something that's fundamentally wrong about this
and that's the issue that i have i have it's it's race related because he's
white exactly
and and i think that really
it is an unfair double standard that's being applied
and i think that more white people are realizing this that
you know again there is own group preference being applied for whenever
let's say there's a woman being it put in jail or something like that
or you have these people that are and also it's white people too
but in general the soft on crime policies and i do think that obviously
they do give these people lighter sentences because they don't want to be
seen as like you know sending a black man to jail for life i think that's true
and i think it's an overcorrection because before they wanted to be seen
for doing that they did that on purpose
so now we have an overcorrection where people are effectively doing things
that are making the world less safe because they don't want to continue what
they perceive to be racism right
so uh... that's it
uh... the contest at the arena yeah i mean how is it that that person
like i mean i i don't actually i'm not even really sure about that person
status or anything else
you're missing a big point here bond comes from someone's net worth bond is
not a sentence
well but why should the bond like so you're thinking about this the bond
comes from a person's net worth
why should that be the case
what why should you what why would you allow that to happen
but what let's and it's a stupid reason
so it and and again like no it doesn't well let's say it does like a even if
you say it does
there's no reasoning behind that like there's no justification for it so even
if that was true it wouldn't make any sense why would somebody like that do
you think that like so poor people have to pay less money if they murder
somebody to get out of jail before the trial
like what reasoning is this who who is this for like why it like how could you
possibly come to that conclusion and not think that you're a fucking retard.
So it's coming from cops, yeah, I don't see that at all.
You're not taking into consideration women judges?
Well, I'm taking into consideration unfair sentencing.
And I think that what the big problem is, and this is what I think the issue is, is
that I think that Shudd should have the book thrown at him.
I do.
I'm sorry, I think he should.
Absolutely he should have the book thrown at him.
And again, I don't know, and I haven't seen the footage,
the police probably have the footage,
that the actual footage of what happened
is probably not publicly available.
So what we know of what happened in this situation
is like, again, just different people describing
something that they don't really know, they have no idea.
And so I think that we really need to wait
and see what actually happened.
And let's get at that, yeah, exactly.
And these are some people left-wing policy
trying to compensate for a history of racism by going the other way instead of treating
people the same. Yes. You know, dang well, it's about them making money. The legal system
is a way for them to govern, uh, government money. Everything's about money, whatever
the issue is. Well, I mean, that's fine, but you still can't make an ethical argument
around that, right? Which is what my point was. So my big issue, you know, the truth,
the black guy who attacked Chud was successful in killing him. The judge would rule he's
incompetent to stand trial and let him walk. And this is what Alex Jones said. And I think
that there's more people that are realizing
that there is an obvious double standard
and i think that where this is the this is where it's going i'm gonna tell you
where i think this is going
i think that it's going in the direction where you actually have people
that end up supporting a person like chud
i don't think that you should support chud i think that he was an agitator
he was intentionally trying to provoke people he brought a gun there because
he's even said that he was going to use the gun
i mean by the way he's not going to win self-defense
If you have you saying, prior to that,
that you're bringing a gun with you
because you want to kill like a dead,
like, I mean, I'm not going to use the racial term, right?
Just, you know, I don't want to get in trouble.
But like, you know, like, you want to kill like a dead black
person, that's going to, that just makes you,
like, there's no way he's winning this.
Like, it's just not going to happen.
It's GG.
Like, if he hadn't had that, like,
it's going to be harder to say.
But you can't, you can't go around saying this, right?
And I hope he gets off.
I think that, I think that we should look at this instance,
and then
in the future every single time that a person gets let free for being violent
or shooting somebody or for doing anything crazy
i think we should look at this instance and say like well why is there a
difference here
because i think that this is something that's being done that's
politically and racially motivated i think it's being done
for social reasons there is no actual like judicial
logic that's being applied here
there's just simply people that have a world view
that are applying the world view to the law and that's it
so uh... everyone knows the double standard exist no one gives a shit
well i think that again i think that people should give a shit
but there should never be a world where the legal system has a double standard
for different people which should not happen
and so
that's where and so this is why i think things are going to go
i think things are going to go in the direction that where you're going to
start having a white people
that will start defending indefensible behavior like what chud was doing
in order to effectively match forces with the tribalism where black people
say well you know we're gonna say oj was innocent even though we know he wasn't
because of you know like some other racial thing
and i think that now like what whenever your justice system now is being uh...
it's being completely run by tribal conflicts and by racial goals
you have a huge problem you've got a massive problem
and uh... if he was black it'd be out well i don't know yet the world's always
have different sets of laws for different people, though, since the inception of civilization.
The world has always had rape. The world has always had murder. That doesn't mean you shouldn't
try to improve the rates of rape and improve the rates of murder. So by improve, I mean reduce,
by the way. So what my point is is that why is it that this person is having the book thrown at
him, but other people are not? And I think that's the main issue that I have. And I think this
should be happening to everybody but for some reason it's not
and uh... fifty four and this is the this is a sentencing here take a look at
this
if people like to point unfair judges in that system working as intended
well i don't know i mean if they elect in a point unfair judges
and if that's a way to eat like if you think that that's acceptable
then i think that we should also do something in racial solidarity
and just simply elect white judges that are going to give white people less
sentences
like if if that's the game you want to play then i think that you should play
that game that's fine
like i have no problem doing that i would easily do that
i don't want to live in that world
i don't want to live in a tribal
race-based world where everybody is voting based off of that you know that
your your skin color
it's retarded
so i mean again like whether whether you think that like that's just a fireball
not i think that we can all agree that that's not the world that we should be
living in
It's been happening for years? Well, not really, though. I mean, like, and then that's what happened.
I don't disagree with you, but I think this is the effect of what happened. Yeah.
It is query poking a bear and looking for trouble.
Poking a bear doesn't, well, the bear is an animal. An animal can't control itself. A person can.
If a person can't control themselves, you can't punch somebody because of what they say to you.
You can't do that.
I understand that, you know, again, like,
it's...
it's not like a huge idea it's there are a lot of instances of violence i think
are a lot less justified like this guy was going out intentionally he was
trying to make people as mad as possible but we still can't have a world
actually you can well not really you can't i mean i don't think so
subversive correct the exactly sag all mad yeah i know
and uh... it's so fucking insane this debate will there are a lot of people and
this is an issue is that there are some black people that think that it is
acceptable for them to be violent to somebody who they think is racist or
somebody says the n-word they think that now this is a justification that they
can be violent we can't live in that universe we can't live in that world
it's impossible like if we live in that world it's going to turn to everything
into a PvP server so you can but with consequences well you can do anything
with consequences that's like saying you have freedom of speech in North Korea
it's just they're gonna kill you after it I mean I think that you know at that
point, you're just you're misunderstanding the conversation. So,
automating the justice system is most fair outcome, maybe. And
considering all the drama of a human privacy, I agree with you, but I think
it might be too late. Well, anyway, let me listen to the
sentence. Let me listen to this.
Hard R and word, yeah, they deserve a beating. I don't think so. I
don't think that anybody deserves a beating because of what they
say. I think that if you, if you think that you get to beat
somebody up because they said a word, I think you need to be put
in jail. I do. I think you need to be put in jail and locked up. And that way everybody
else in society can live without getting worried about getting beat up. Yeah, that's not it.
That's that's third world reasoning. Like every first world country doesn't work that way that
that's third world logic. And also there's a reason why this is the case. Like there's not
it's not just an ethical argument. It's the problem that whenever you initiate physical
violence, it becomes very hard to know when it will end or where it will end.
So what happens in some cases is that you have people have guns, for example, and they
have weapons.
And other third parties can get hurt whenever you have a physical altercation that comes
out of nowhere.
And so it's dangerous for everybody else around it.
And that's the issue.
society is not follow prison rules? Yeah, and it shouldn't. But it makes sense, but there
should be consequences for the person being knowingly racist, right? No, of course not.
Obviously, there shouldn't be consequences for a person being racist legally. No, you don't get to
hit somebody because they're racist. You don't get to hit somebody because they said a word you
don't like. You don't get to put them in jail for that. This is America. We have freedom of speech
here. You can take that back over to whatever fucking communist dictatorship you want, and
you can have things be like that all you want. But in America, no, I don't want to have that
happen. Hate crimes, that's not what a hate crime is. A hate crime is not simply saying
that you hate somebody, it's committing a crime because of the fact that you hate somebody.
So a hate crime is precipitated by an actual crime. Hate crimes don't exist by themselves,
like a multiplier for existing crimes. Does that make sense?
So, Bail's going to be working on that. I'm going to set up just a bond right
now. We have our bail hearing, and I'll let you make all the arguments so we can go through
all the factors and the statute and see if that gets amended up or down, okay?
Yes. I'm going to set initial bond at 8 o'clock for
here. Finland, do you have any... Oh, it doesn't even say with a 54 years. That's
That's what I was kind of expecting.
And anyway, so yeah, we've got this right here.
And that's generally my opinion on it.
Carmel, Anthony's bond was dropped to 250K from 1 million after stabbing lost to Metluff
and confessing to it.
This is the kind of problem.
And I think, again, like there's no way that you can justify, like you can't justify Chud
being put in jail with a 1.5 million bond when Carmel, Anthony had his bond reduced from
a million to 250K.
Like you just can't rationally justify these two things.
So 54 years, yes, exactly, right?
They may drop his bond to it.
Well, maybe they will.
I don't know.
I think they should.
But I think, again, the important thing is that the justice system is applied to everybody
fairly.
And if the justice system isn't applied to everybody fairly, then you don't have a justice
system.
You have a weapon, right?
And fundamentally, I think that's a bad thing.
It's obviously a very bad thing.
So anyway, that's what I think.
And you could go back forth and everything, talk about this, but that's generally the
way I feel about it.
I think it can be justified by jurisdiction.
Well, I don't know about that.
It depends on what the example is, but overall, I would say so.
And Carmella literally killed the kid.
Yeah, Carmella and Anthony literally killed somebody.
And there was no pro—like Austin Netlath wasn't calling him in the n-word, as far
as I know, right?
So like, even based off of their own reasoning, it's not as bad.
So I don't understand why.
The ignorant don't know the difference between justice and a weapon.
I guess so. And yeah, the system is focused on equality right now. It's heavily skewed
towards creating equity instead. It is. And I think that needs to stop. It does. And if
it doesn't stop, the next path of it not stopping is that other people will start trying to
weaponize it too. And you're already seeing this in politics now, where people voting
based off of identity is becoming normalized even among white people. And I think this
is a very sad state of affairs. Like, I would say it's absolutely worse. And the same thing
for a message, excessive amount, they're trying to get out of Alex Jones. Yes, exactly. Like,
Alex Jones is not a great example of the legal system being applied in this unfair way. And I
think also, like, you know, I've always said that, you know, you should always match force,
is that if they're going to apply the legal system unfairly, then I think that we should also apply
the legal system unfairly too. You should obviously do that. Because like, again, and until these
people are willing to relent on doing that, just keep doing it. Right? Keep doing it.
And do exactly what they do. I don't think it was 100% raised. Carmel was a high school
student using a blade. His lawyer argued enough priors. I mean, I think stabbing somebody
in the heart over a chair is something that only a crazy person would do. And also, think
about what is... There are people that are not released on bond, right? So why is a person
not released on bond. They're generally not released on bond because they are a danger
to the public. I would argue that a person that randomly crashes out and they stab somebody
in the chest with a knife and a track meet over a chair, this is a person who is unstable.
They are mentally ill and unstable. They're a flight risk, yeah, exactly. Or a flight
risk. Yeah, there you go. So why is it that you're allowing that to happen? I have no
idea
it's an unarmed person yes exactly
and uh... cuz the crime he committed heinous yes uh... criminal i think it
walker graduation the guy videotaped the litter at high schoolers couldn't
yeah it's retarded
but uh... anyway and then there's this too
do you like having a state governor
who doesn't work with the federal government to fight against fraud
so let's kick janet mills to the curb
And let's send Paula Page to Washington to help us fight the fraudsters and protect all of you.
You gotta go more than that.
This guy just said, send him to Gitmo.
No comment, sir, but I kind of like sending the fraudsters to Gitmo. We gotta get him out of this country and we gotta get him in prison. Here's the thing.
That's exactly what I said.
Exactly what I said. Oh my god, we are getting closer to sending people to Guantanamo Bay for causing problems
Man
I've been waiting on this for a while. Oh, that's amazing. I'm happy. I'm very happy about that and I booing
Yeah, they don't like those guys obviously and the governor's actually interact with Washington. Well, I mean if you're not applying the federal law
I think that you you shouldn't be doing that the Texas so
and disingenuous or that, well, that's why I watched the clip. I don't know what that is. He's the VP
Why is he not doing anything to get them in jail? I don't know why we don't send these people to jail, too
I think it's a huge problem. Like
One of the biggest problems that we have right now
I think this is a problem that Western society has in general, but it's primarily in America
And I don't know about other countries because I don't live there
but what I would say is that inside of America we have a huge problem where
people are not held accountable for bad actions
like for example if you are you know trying to get kids you know doing
operations on kids to make them trans
like there should be accountability for that there should be like you should go
to jail for that you should face some sort of consequence for that but that
there is no consequence for it
if you are do something really bad and you run a company
and then somebody gets killed oftentimes you're not held accountable for
that personally
if you uh... sell something that's dangerous
uh... you don't get held accountable for that personally in most cases if you're
a politician and you allow things to happen
that get a bunch of people killed
you don't get held personally accountable if you are a uh... you know
like a fucking uh... an insurance company in your scamming people you don't
get held accountable and when you do by somebody like we'd hear something like
that it it's even dumber than if you don't write is in use of the shooting
everybody
so and i think that the reason why so many people were supportive of somebody
like we do for example
is because they recognize that there is this social unfairness
there is a massive social unfairness that exists
on like a large scale and i think that that unfairness
is
i think something everybody notices i think we all we all see this where
there are some people that are treated differently for reasons that they shouldn't
be being treated differently for
that whether this is inside of politics inside of business inside of
education inside of law enforcement
everywhere and so that's i think a core problem is that
we have to live with this blatant
like just in plain sight
like unfairness and blatant unfairness that everybody's just supposed to accept
and i don't know why
i have no idea why it's ridiculous
so uh... yeah catcher leases a problem globally yeah why exactly
an officer got killed by a person was detained twenty nine times never put
them in jail yeah but like and and that's the thing is like so
when you have for example a judge you let somebody off and then that person
goes and kills somebody else
what's the consequence to that judge
nothing
there's no consequence so what is the impulse that's going to prevent them
from doing that again in the future
there isn't any
so i think that's the main issue that i have but where
basically uh... judges is judicial immunity removed well i think it should
be more circumstantial, right? And that's really what I'm saying. It's funny the title
says Democrats are not fraudsters. Well, I mean, it doesn't matter. I just was watching
the clip. I mean, you're still getting mad about that. Let me see if I can find it.
And I know I don't like it in the system, but it still makes sense. Yeah, definitely.
If you can't jail the prosecutors, your prosecutors are slow and innocent until we're being guilty.
I know it sucks, but it's how our system works. Yeah, but like they're not even beginning
the process. That's the issue. Oh, there's one more, one more odyssey thing. Okay. If
you think Helen Troy cannot be black, you don't know history. Here we go. This idea
was also explored in a book called Black Athena. I think people should read it. This idea was
also explored in a book called Black Athena. Why does some black people have this focus
around replacing historical figures and race-swapping them and saying that they were black.
It's so weird.
Like I see this constantly.
Like it's like whether it's like Mozart was black, Beethoven was black.
Like it's so obnoxious.
They're trying to rewrite history to include people that are like them.
No, European history for 99% of it didn't have anything to fucking do with black people.
What are we talking about?
They're racist? Yeah, I think that they are. I think they're unironically racist. It's
crazy. It's the way it claimed the culture. Jesus. Yeah, the black Hebrew is your wife.
Oh my God. Shakespeare was a black woman, yes.
I think people should read it, which argues that classical Greek culture is heavily indebted
to Afro-Asianic and Near Eastern roots. I actually taught Greek pathology to Ape graders.
And so...
That's the problem.
I covered this.
So people...
That's the problem.
And this is the thing is that these people, they want to put their ideologies in education,
they want to put it in everything, and they want to do that, and they want to teach your
kids this stuff.
That's what they want to do.
Yes, they literally want to rewrite history, race swap things, so they can make themselves
and people that look like them look, I guess, like more historically, you know, like, I
don't know, like, relevant.
Like, I don't even know what the term for that is.
It's just so stupid.
It's so unbelievably stupid
That are saying that Helen of Troy could not possibly be played by a black woman don't know
This idea also
What the fuck does Athena have to do with Helen of Troy?
Like Athena was a goddess
Like I don't even understand this it's that doesn't even have anything to do like Helen of Troy like Troy was a place
I mean, I don't know did that happen was it like could I imagine that something like Helen of Troy happened in real life?
Yeah, I think so I think that probably a lot of that stuff is like loosely based on reality
Like it's the same as there's like every single old story has like a metaphor of a flood and you can see you know like seabed
You know indicators on mountaintops very clearly something happened
And I'm not saying Noah's Ark was real, but there was obviously a fucking flood.
There have been floods that have happened in history, the same as other things that
have happened.
And so that's it.
Depends on the version.
It's fan fiction.
Yes, exactly.
It's crazy.
And my Google every picture of a statue shows a white woman.
Yeah, I wonder why.
But yeah, there's just, it is this overwhelming amount of people that are trying to like, you
know, rewrite history and try to include other races of people inside of European history.
like, uh, no, they're not part of European history. It's so
redarted. And, uh, I don't know what to say. Honestly, it's
because, uh, black belts are still bitter. Well, I don't
know about them being bitter. It's like, because of Jim
Crow and slavery. So it makes sense. I mean, again, I think
it's fair for people to be bitter and upset about things
like Jim Crow and slavery, but it's important to also realize
that the same people that you're bitter for, bitter against
were also the people whose ancestors fought for freeing
the slaves. They were the people that fought for getting
rid of Jim Crow. There are people that fought for getting rid of segregation.
And I think this is one of the elements of the, you know, the racial
conversation it's never really had, is that, you know, in America we don't have
any slavery anymore, right? Unless you want to count people being in prison.
Something like that, which I think is retarded. But like if you want to act to
get actual slavery, there's slavery in Africa right now. So how are you going to
act like America's racist whenever a bunch of Americans, many white people,
died to stop this. So, yeah, of course you've got some people that are racist, but it just
doesn't make any sense to me. They don't care. Yeah, exactly. That's why this is why generational
bullshit exists. Yeah, exactly. Slavery wasn't also exclusively black. Yeah, sure. And so
this is again, and I think that like it's one of those things like, oh, you're not supposed
to say this or you can't say this, but I think it's very true. They manipulate the narrative
of fictional stories to suit their own agenda by that logic when I let ad lightsabers to
homers, honestly. We'll give it 20 more years and maybe the next adaptation will have that, right?
And this is also, I was assaulted by a skit so homeless guy today in Toronto. I was walking to
the grocery store and he started stalking me. I tried to get away from him, but it didn't work.
He grabbed me, pimped me against the fence, tried to break my hand and steal my phone,
fuel passing by. Police are quick and kind, but the officer I spoke to told me this guy had been
arrested for attacking people repeatedly in the past, over the past month. And fair warning,
a judge will probably let him out by tomorrow morning. So why isn't there accountability
for a judge doing that? Why isn't there, why don't you go after the judges? That's the
issue. There it is. It's told that you have to shot him. Well, it's Canada. I don't think
they have guns there. So this is it. Same shit like everywhere. This is happening. It's not
happening everywhere. It's happening exclusively in Western countries, because people are having
their ideologies reversed on them, and they're unable to cope with it. I think that's the
reason why. That's why it's happening a lot in American countries. Don't judges just apply the law?
Why not change the law? Well, because the judges don't apply the law. So most laws have a huge amount
of discretion that the judge can use. So for example, a judge can choose to throw out certain
charges, to not count certain things, to ignore certain facts, sometimes, right? Not always,
But sometimes they can so a judge and this is it's it's worth that's working as intended by the way
Because every law can't like for example like you can't write a law
It says you can't do this one thing and then it has to count for every single thing that ever happens
So you have to have more I guess like
Information and more stuff that like you have to have a person that can make a decision in real time
That bases it off of the immediate facts rather than just a ruling
Uh, judges interpret Napaul the law, police a.k. law enforcement and forced laws.
Yeah, judges interpret the law.
Okay, yeah, well, there you go, right?
I mean, you want to get into specifics, but either way, they can decide whatever they want.
Anyway, let's look at this.
Based on judge discretion, yeah.
President Xi, to me, has very tough all business.
You're not describing the type of business that he normally used to do.
Do you think that your relationship has evolved to the point where, oh, he can go along with your spontaneity?
I think he's a warm person actually, but he's all business.
There's no games, there's no talking about how nice the weather is, let's look at the stars, let's look at the sun.
No, he's all, he's all business and I like that and that's a good thing.
Yeah.
No games.
I said about him, and I can say it about some, not as complimentary frankly for the last
month, but I say about him that if you went to Hollywood and you looked for a leader of
China to play a role in a movie.
Central casting.
He's central casting.
You couldn't find a guy like him.
his his physical features you know he's tall very tall and especially for this
country just
all right they tend to be a little bit shorter you look at the military he's not
wrong he's not yeah that's true the military today was incredible that
military marching was incredible. No way he said that. Yeah. You wouldn't find that.
You're not going to find a guy to play the role. He's good. I mean, I'll get criticized.
They always criticize me when I say good things about certain leaders. And this one. But he's
a leader for China. He's led almost 1.5 billion people for a long time. And he respected, it
sense of interesting when the fake news that he said
they'll say
president chump said that presidency was a brilliant leader
that's a terrible thing what about it
yeah obviously he knows how to run shit i mean he's been running it for a long
time dog
i mean what do you mean it doesn't mean he's a good guy or you have to agree
with them about everything but you gotta acknowledge it
so he's quite tall i don't know how tall is he's probably like what six one six
two something like that i don't know
and uh... yeah that's it
their china's population is overestimated i've heard that too but who knows
whether that's the case or not i have no idea is five eleven
i mean six foot six seven all six seven okay good one guys
really good one and so
young in five eleven i guess that's
i don't know like how tall is the average china like the china man let me
see uh...
how tall is the average guy in china
yeah okay uh... yeah let me see what it says
i actually have no idea i'd say like five foot five
five seven okay that's that's harder than i thought
okay there you go five seven to five eight depending on the exact age group
urban versus rural
okay there it is global comparison
similar to many other people okay so i mean i five seven's not really
uh... five even younger guys are five eight at their evolving
They're evolved? Oh my god.
Holy shit. Look at that.
And so there it is.
He's running China well. I don't know if he is or not. I have no idea.
It seems like he is, but what the fuck do I know?
Five, four, but I identify as six, five. Does that count?
Well, of course it counts. What do you think I am? Some kind of bigot?
Of course it does.
Average Chinese woman is taller than the average US woman.
Wait, what?
There's no way that's true.
Is that really true?
I thought the average women's height is like five foot, like five or six.
Wait.
So the average height for an adult woman in China is five foot two to five foot four.
foot four but in America wait what the hell happened oh I guess it's be it's
changed a lot because of ethnicity okay that's it so they're like yeah thinner
to American women are wider that that might be it is they have a larger
gravitational pull towards the towards the earth right so they're going to be
heavier because of that. Now do the
Netherlands. Isn't the Netherlands like
fucking guys there, the average guys, like
6'1 or 6'2 or something? Yeah, I'm pretty
sure it is. Yeah, 5'7, right? That's for
women. What about guys? It's like 6'5,
yeah, I mean like a lot of those guys
are pretty tall. I mean it makes sense,
right? I mean like, yeah, look at what
happen back there. It's like six feet tall. That's a lot. But the average is six feet
tall. That's nuts. Mm hmm. God damn. And so, uh, there it is. Got it. Yeah, exactly.
And so, uh, just giants, I guess maybe you're right. I have no idea. And you're missing
a press conference or some Maris holding a press conference about George Floyd joke
on the Kevin Hart roast? You can't insult St. Floyd! Oh no! We can make a million Charlie
Kirk jokes, but don't make fun of St. fucking Floyd! Oh my god, give me a break. What a joke!
Who cares? And uh, what a funny- yeah, it was a funny joke. It was. St. Floyd to Breathless,
I guess so. And again, I am of the mindset, make as many Charlie Kirk jokes as you want.
Make as many George Floyd jokes as you want. You shouldn't advocate for Charlie Kirk to
be killed. You shouldn't advocate for George Floyd to be killed. That's the way I see it.
Isn't that what, like, I thought we used to have a country. I thought we used to have
a society. But like, to me, it's like obvious. That's the case, right? I mean, like, what
the fuck happened just be funny yes it's so crazy it's common sense again why am
I why do I have to do this why am I having to do this it's crazy it's a
Karen accuracy I know every American what is this year every American's dragged
down by every American I'd stragged bound by many at sherry legals I already
showed the white the white difference in America okay so yeah a lot of guys and
and fucking the Netherlands are pretty tall.
I'm like 6'3".
So, I mean, like I'm generally like,
I would say that in my school,
I was like probably one of the tallest people in school,
like not really, I would say maybe like, I don't know,
there were like a few,
a few of my friends are taller than me, right?
But like most of it's,
most of it like almost everybody was shorter than I was.
I mean like 6'3 is pretty tall in America though, right?
Like I would say that, and also in Texas,
Texas is one of the two like so there are a lot of guys that I know that are like taller than I am but like
I'm Dutch. I'm 186. Yeah, I think it's like it's like 193 or 195 for me or something like that
I'm not even entirely sure, but I think that's what the the correlation is and so I'm 65. Yeah, what do you weigh?
I'm like I'm like 140. I'm 140 pounds
140 pounds and I don't need any more. I don't need any more
I thought I might be exercising, working out a little bit, and building up a little bit
of muscle, but I would never go over, I don't think I would ever go over 170 or 180 pounds,
and I would prefer to stay lean.
And the reason why is that, and this is the issue, is that I look at a lot of these guys
that are like 100 years old, and I see photos of them whenever they were like my age, and
They looked basically like me if I worked out.
And it's like, OK, well, so that's what you do.
Like, that's it.
Like, every guy that I know that's like really old
is generally like a skinny guy.
That's it.
It's a skinny guy.
And maybe you're a Dutch.
I have no idea.
I don't know.
I mean, we can do the DNA test and figure it out.
And so yeah, I tried to build the kidney fix it.
I don't know about that.
Japan lives the longest.
well and there's also complexities with that in terms of certain places in
asia because of uh... elevation and oxygen like oxygen all that like i've
looked into this i've seen i like i'm not like a brian johnson you know
fucking live forever type person but like i i've i've looked into this slightly
right i have an idea about it
and lifting helps you resist gravity over time yet i mean i'll tell you like
i mean like my dad like even even whenever he was on oxygen was still
getting around and like
he would just i remember this is crazy like he would just go to the store
he would drive to store just get off actually drive to store walk all the
way around the store
and fucking go shopping talk to people he's gone for like three hours
and all he needed to do it and again i i know what it was why it happened
it's because he just did at all like that was the reason why he would just go
and like he would get these pills he break them up and get a little small
one
get a little bit hit the addy
now is a day to be he's talking to everybody everybody's along with them
and it was fine
so uh... yeah
your show help me quit drinking maybe right and so like but he was he always
worked out and did a lot of stuff like that too
and so uh... really to me smoke yeah he's not to
but like uh... anyway my uh... my mindset is that like obviously i think that
people that
or like me like i think i have a very big genetic advantage right
because uh... you know i'm skinny naturally and other people are not and i
i think that like having extra weight on you is a bad thing definitely is
so yeah
and uh... these are the ad is no he didn't sort anything he said he'd like to
do that he'd like to do that or do like injections or anything else
i showed
english people
pay for you to have a house
uh...
uh...
Maybe they give me anything I can need, they give me.
Just give me out why?
Because people in England are perfect.
Oh, so you think we're all rich people?
So we can give, okay.
Just give it to me, yeah.
Can I tell you something?
We are not all rich people.
If I said to you, look, we don't have enough houses in England.
Would that stop you coming to England?
Okay.
Maybe I come back in my country and I can in another country.
Yeah, maybe you try another country.
Yeah.
You think that if you realize that we can't afford England, yeah.
Maybe I go somewhere, so wait a minute.
Wait, did he just give away the game?
Stop giving them houses and they stop coming.
no way
yeah okay
now i just want everyone at home to understand all my god that every single
person in this room is absolutely desperate
to come to brisket
the only reason they are here yeah is to try to come
to brisket
all my shirt
in this is a very good very good question
and uh... it's ridiculous in our pp server country where the migrants are
telling them that there's more to get there yet exactly right
and uh... genuinely the way they all think i know it's it's unbelievable to me that people tolerate this but i guess they're just stupid right
they are they're just stupid
you think north korea would appreciate the free labor if we sent them there
i think that we should use north korea as like
the punishment zone
i think that's the way that we can reintegrate north korea back into the
you know like the international community
is obviously like it's kind of weird how like north korea like ever everybody
else can i generally get along except for north korea
so like if we could have chem
just make like a super jail
and just like everybody that nobody likes gets sent there
i feel like this would be a great idea
it would it would end like we could give him some money to do this
and then he'd have more people to probably do manual labor
I feel like it's a win everybody wins like Australia. Yeah, we'll call it Australia too. I like that the penal system. Yes
Yeah, yeah, you better be a good boy or the justice system. It's gonna send you to North Korea
That to me is a very very scary thing
Next up right now. It's like I think it's it's super divisive and I want unity
So I just don't think now is a good time to collab. I'll say too many
Beasts with people that I like people that are friends with people that I agree with and I don't want people to say
Oh, you're picking sides of this, but it's like I'm not gonna I
Just don't want to get in between that stuff. I don't want to get it's crazy to me that
Sneak-o Nick Dan Jake Shields all these people are fighting with each other while they're still trying to turn seven-year-olds
transgender
Like, there will be a time in the future where you guys get to fight over who's the bigger
Jew.
I think that there will be a time in the future.
But not now.
Really, not now.
Not now.
It's not time for that yet.
And I think so much of this beef stuff, it just starts off with petty differences that's
not worth crashing out and handing friendships over.
I understand you want to stick up for your friends when it's right, but I see what's going back and forth.
And it just, it started off with things that I don't figure necessary.
So I don't want to get in between that right now.
It's not backstab. It's not backstab. It's like, I don't know why these people can't get along.
I don't like, it seems like there are so many shared goals that they have.
It's kind of like what they're doing is they're doing the leftist thing where you can be aligned on nine out of 10 things.
but because there's a difference of opinion on how to approach the tenth thing,
then somehow everything else gets thrown by the wayside and that's it.
So there's no, yeah, there's no honor amongst thieves. Yeah, I would say so. I think that's generally true.
I mean, who knows, but, uh, yeah, that's overall what I would say.
And, uh, they can't, probably a Fed infestation making people fight.
Well, it's still somebody that's thinking about it in general, right?
They're still making that decision themselves.
And I think that's what matters.
And I created the first-ever Department of Justice Task Force to eradicate anti-Christian
bias.
Thank you.
You see, in fact, I don't need a video, there's no way I'm gonna need a video.
Thanks to those people that are a little bit naive or not well-read, there is a tremendous
anti-christian bias we don't hear about it we don't think about it you hear about
anti-semitic but you don't hear about anti-christian they have a strong
anti-christian bias but we're ending that rapidly I will tell you thanks God
we're in a much different world today than we were one year ago
it's a retarded video well of course it's a retarded video I mean it was M-tash
video. Goddamn! The first, oh man, the first one. I messed up and ruined my life. What
is this here? So he made another video about this. So this is the first video he did. This
is the one from yesterday. And obviously it didn't really have a very good reception.
people didn't like it and okay so then now he made I guess he made an update
here is this is this another new one I really messed up this time I is this
about all on my own now after seeing all the comments and and after seeing me
cry as much as I was my wife did finally leave me and she kicked me out she took
my gaming PC, and I'm on my own now.
I'm on my own because I made a mistake.
I never, ever should have said anything rude,
but as a-
It's not gonna say me-ming, but like it's just,
it's so stupid.
Your audience is just so freaking mean.
And you know, the tough thing is,
is even though I think I found a pretty good spot here,
check it out, look at that.
Some fresh water, a couple of frogs,
maybe even a fish or two.
Yeah, it's dinner.
My weak soy, I could barely even make a stick.
Yeah?
I could barely even make a fire.
We know.
My chances of survival are pretty much nothing.
And I heard coyotes.
I mean, I got enough fat on my body
they're going to be eating for a fucking days.
We know.
You guys saw my ass.
It's just like, I do have a job interview.
So I think I can get back on my feet, which is really good.
But this hurts.
this is gonna be a big lifestyle shift
i had a good
i had a really good i'd like to do that to do was play ginshin impact but then
you quit the game you shouldn't have done that
is in my basement all my life banged all the neighbors
and uh...
i was happy
and now i'm just alone
in the forest
is all because i
personally
disagreed with someone
let this be a lesson
I attacked his character and his rotten teeth and I should have done that
I should have attacked his argument
that women are only good for having babies or being prostitutes
if you want to help me get back on my
just the
the intentional like let me i'm going to misunderstand what you say
so deliberately and then get so bad
oh my god was it's never even what i said but that's okay it doesn't matter
there's a link down below and uh... uh... just donate what you can
click that link and
and how about your boy
uh... i have a good day and i'll see you on my next video
so we had to make a
a follow-up video to show that he's unbothered
by uh... the fact that i responded to him
that's good
uh... that's great man and and again listen it's kind of funny that he did
this it is it's kind of funny
but ultimately i mean you really just i mean just relax band
just relax like stop taking everything so seriously stop getting so upset
like i don't know like is this like a soy rage or something like that
the comments really hated whenever i tell the truth like this i have so much
bad reddit karma to uh... not so do your fault
all i mean again like reddit is a uh... reddit is not a platform that you
should be looking to have a conversation on
And it's just not the way things work. Holy crap, this is pathetic. I know man. The sarcasm is so
unfunny I almost fell asleep. I thought the soy hands thing was kind of funny. It was amusing.
Just imagine when his kids were all growing up and they see how cringed and deranged
it their father is. Yeah, well they're probably going to be watching me at that point. So, you know,
I'll be able to set them straight. It's okay. And remember, yeah, crazy to the local transformation.
It's sad to see this happen to somebody. And really the problem is that-
is that all I did was you know just I didn't even I feel like yeah I did kind of make fun of them
right but like I mean he started it he definitely started why you and you've made two videos now
about this the top comment what does it say Canada's top export is no longer oil it's silly
god I'm still waiting for you coil yeah I'm waiting for the apology video okay yeah I need my apology
video for doing such a horrible thing to me. Let me see if he's on Twitter talking about it.
Let's see if he's still talking about it on Twitter. He's actually not. Good for him.
Good for him. He's actually not sitting there talking about it on Twitter. Wow. And that's
very nice. And this is some other thing that he said. And then there, oh, there's another one.
literally look at his google doc saying that she quit because of tecton and felt
force what is this year i didn't know what this is
uh... this is some other vtuber drama i'm sorry i don't give a fuck
uh... what is this year benefit this in front of jesus christ man what a what a
bad day for him
and uh... what do you do now he had to make another video so this is a person
i i can i i'm reading this i think pretty clearly is that
He's the kind of person that wants to, Jesus Christ,
that took over an hour to download.
He wants to act and be perceived as if he's unbothered
by this kind of stuff and he's above it.
So what he does is that he has to,
but the problem is that he is bothered by it.
He very obviously doesn't like it.
And so what he does is he tries to act that way
in order to project this image, right?
But it just doesn't really work very well
because I think people can tell that, you know,
Like again, that's what you're doing.
Yeah, you're overcompensating.
You are, you're overcompensating.
Just be normal, man.
Just be normal.
And eventually, maybe things will be okay.
And I think he's trying to mirror a tecton's pivot
from his gotcha to lifestyle, but in the other direction.
Yeah, I don't think that's really going to work, obviously.
And what is the people asking about Chinese food, was it?
How you doing over there in China, Peter?
Doing great.
You know, it's funny because,
Jesse, there's all this talk about American companies want to come in to China and she
I guess told some of these CEOs that China will open wider for them.
But within like 700 feet of where I am standing right now, there is a McDonald's, there is
a Starbucks, there is a Crocs store.
And I can report because I was exploring for a segment that I'm going to do on my show.
At McDonald's here, you can get crispy bone in wings that are pretty good.
Wow.
You can get a lasagna for lunch, which is different than back home.
What the fuck?
As for the crocs, the crocs look the same as they do back home.
Lasagna at Starbucks, that sounds risky, but if a billion Chinese people have tried it before me, I'm sure it is quite delicious.
Once you get them hooked on American fast food, it's over.
They'll pretty much do whatever we want.
They're going to be fat and retarded just like we are.
That's amazing, great. Awesome. And uh, Gini Uyghur's got it too, and they can't leave
the re-education camps. Oh well, well you can't win them all, right? I mean, that's
just the way it is. And uh, let me scroll down. Oh, and then here it is. Where, this
is from the New York Times. Where are the women at the Trump Z summit? Nearly all the
business leaders and officials accompanying President Trump in China are men. There are
few women on the Chinese side, there are few, there are a few women on the Chinese side too.
Yeah, that's because they came here to get some work done. Yeah, this is a business meeting.
Sorry, Sally. This isn't going to be about the new season of euphoria, who you'd pick on Love Island,
or you know, like what you want to buy on Amazon. This is about like an actual business meeting.
I don't know what she thinks this is
Let me introduce you my chief of staff. Do you know what this is and maybe I'll well wow there it is because women don't build a
condom these men do
We don't need it. Yeah, they don't need HR. What is this and so because and this is also so I guess maybe a Chinese lady or something like that
Because this summit is between two global superpowers not a Disney movie. Why is the West so woke?
The reason why is because we have no other problems.
We have no other problems other than arguing about, you know, who is what race, which race is the right way of doing things or anything else.
That's it. That's what we do. That's what we do every single day.
I don't know why it happens this way, but that's it. Fucking embarrassing. It is. It's extremely fucking embarrassing.
And we educated all the women. You know, I can't make them all. I can't let them all, right?
And so that's it first world problems. You have a very big problem too much food
We do too much fluoride in the water. Well, it's because it gets people mad, too
And this is also by the way, it seems like they're really talking this up
There's a hundred million dollars by the way, we've given them humanitarian aid after the hurricane
We provided them six million dollars of humanitarian aid three million of which is distributed three million of which is still being held up
but it's available for them. Now we're saying here's a hundred million dollars
of humanitarian aid. So I don't know if they watch your broadcast. So we're gonna
give them a hundred million dollars if they just stop being crazy. Just stop
being crazy and being communist dictators that kill your own people and we
can help you guys but they won't do it. Casting Cuba but if they are the Cuban
people should know there's a hundred million dollars of food and medicine
available for them right now and the only reason it's not reaching the
cuban people no stretch attached the only string attached is it has to be
distributed by non-government I don't want it non-governmental organizations
yeah this can't be humanitarian aid that the government steals for itself
there's a hundred million man because that's exactly what they fucking did I'm
glad to see this those from Zane goes on yeah and and again as soon as they as
soon as they pack that up I'm gonna be so happy by the way this guy is running
such a crazy campaign. LA mayoral hopeful Naitha Raman proposes a backyard barbecue
ban. Uh, I don't think so. This is America. Okay, if you think that, go back to India.
Go back to Pakistan, go back to Afghanistan, go back to China, go back to Europe. In America,
We have backyard fucking barbecues.
This is outrageous.
The fuck are you talking about?
right here this is the if you were telling me that like this guy it's like
this is the guy running for mayor and the funny thing is that I don't know if
he's winning yet it's gonna be very hard for him to actually win but like even
if he comes close to winning it's going to be basically like he won it will be
Like, this is insane. Like, it's a new era of politics. That's right.
Yeah, you're literally doing basically random TikToks, and it's working, too.
And by the way, this is exactly the way that I feel. Get the fuck out of here. It's crazy.
And I also see that this is Indian's worship brisket, right? I don't know if they do or not.
And I have no idea. And, uh, well, he's already ahead of the Indian lady. I guess so, yeah. So,
So, black Asian perspective on white Asian meetups.
Right.
Okay, let's hear this.
Sorry to the Waysian community, but I am anti-Waysian meetup.
The only mixed-race Asian representation that exists on this scale is Waysian representation.
And if you're somebody that grew up in California or New York, you are.
I trust me.
We know you grew up in California or New York.
You didn't have to tell us familiar with the Waysian community on top of that.
I think there's an extreme erasure of non-white mixed race Asian people.
Because the thing is that these people will never.
But even if there were only white people, then you just have World War one racism.
Like you're never going to have like racism.
will never go away. Like, even if they share half of the same ethnicity, they're gonna
find a reason why the other half is the problem.
Because within the minority of Asian people, there's an even more extreme minority of black
and brown mixed-race Asian people. Generally, I'm just not a fan of whiteness being centered
around the conversation for mixed-race people. Like, this is pervasive, not even in the Asian
community, but for any half-white, half-person of color. The closer to whiteness you are
your mixed identity and in your appearance the more legible and accepted your mixed identity
is going to be. Ultimately centering whiteness and the phenotypical features of whiteness around
being a person of color is going to further contribute to the erasure of black and brown people.
That's right because if like because if white Asian people get together black people get erased
that's right surprise you didn't know that did you oh my god what are these the the amount of
of like buzzwords and narratives that these people have is just insane. And also, by the
way, like, yeah, people are going to get on. Do you want to know why there's like more
representation of white Asian people? The reason why is because there's more of them.
That's the reason why there's more white people than black people. So logically, if you're
talking about race mixing, you'd probably have a proportionality there. So it's just
It- jaw, obviously, that's the case.
Mixed race here, all mixed race communities are valid.
I mean, everybody is valid.
It- it's not your fault if your parents were two different races or not.
It's just- it- it- what the hell is wrong with these people?
What the fuck's wrong with them?
There's- it- it just has got to be like a fucking mental disorder or something.
I don't know what's going on.
It's all an obsession and with white people, it's crazy jealousy, it really is.
So I made a post the other day, or actually I guess it was this morning, maybe it was,
I don't know.
So people were complaining about me talking, like basically they were complaining about
Slay the Spire 2, facing backlash after players discovered Anita Sarkeesian listed as a consultant
in the credits.
So somebody else responded and they said, do you know how crazy it is to like a game
for two months, praise it and enjoy it, and then beat the game and then say the name of
the person that you don't like on it and all of a sudden it's a bad game but you go leave
negative reviews on it. I responded. God damn it. It's almost as crazy as hiring someone
like her who is a parasite towards gaming. It's important to make the environment for
these people so toxic that the cost of the consequences outweighs their ideology. If
players were listened to, the review bombing wouldn't be necessary. And so anyway, I do
think this is true by the way it's obviously fucking true like the more
that you allow these people to get involved in your hobbies the more that
and and never let them tell you that it doesn't matter if it doesn't matter you
wouldn't be there so if it doesn't matter then then leave right I mean so the
moment that they do that immediately stomp these people out this is them
talking about it here we go there is always resistance to challenging the
status quo. There's always resistance and backlash. So I think that maybe I can
illustrate this with an example. So I don't debate people. I for years these
fucking assholes on the internet are like debate me like I'll pay you 10 grand
if you debate me blah blah blah blah blah and I'm just like no. And the reason
I don't is because it is a lot harder when you're perpetuating the status
quote, you can use two, three words to get your point across. When you're challenging
the status quo, you have to unpack the status quo. Unpack is a word they like to use. It's
basically just them over complicating things. And provide a vision for the future and the
alternative vision. So you are immediately in a losing position. You can't win that.
There's no way. And so I think for me, all of the work that anybody does that's challenging
this status quo to build a more progressive, more social justice world is immediately confronted
at every turn constantly with that type of resistance.
It's a lot of like, how do you phrase things in a way that is accessible to the largest
audience possible while retaining the core of what you're trying to say without dumbing
down what you're trying to say, right?
I loved what Bell Hooks was such a huge inspiration to me when I started, who talked about how
she use pop culture in her classroom as a way to
engage with students on issues of difference and and
transformative justice and um...
here were views on popular well yeah because again these
this world view is not something that happens organically
it is manufactured so everybody like her that tries to push a world view like
this is doing so and they're basically
They're fighting against reality.
They're fighting against just the natural order of things.
And so they're trying to reorder the natural reality
of things in a way that's more convenient and more,
I guess, like supportive towards them.
And that she learned, she used accessible language,
but she didn't ever reduce the,
She didn't ever like simplify what she was saying, right?
It's not like she had to make her concepts and her theories less intellectual.
She just figured out a new way to say it.
And I think for me, in the bulk of my work in the past has been a lot of like, how do
I phrase things in a way that I can get the most people to understand or to hear me or
to get on board, right?
I spent a lot of time thinking about, there's this concept called the spectrum of allies.
It's kind of like a half circle.
Over here you have your closest partner and allies that will always be on board.
Over here you have the people that want you to talk and meet you and think you're the
worst ever.
In the middle you have the people on the fence.
I spent most of my career talking to these people.
Because they're the people who could go one way or another and that can create a larger
sort of cultural shift, right, as we're talking about building a critical mass.
And for them, there's a specific kind of language I would use to talk to them versus
talking to people that are already on board and that can use all the internal lingo and
all the academic speak and all that kind of stuff, right?
If you're preaching to the choir, I don't know, that might have been a tangent, but
I think about that a lot in terms of what are the challenges like, and even in your
workplace, right?
You think about like, if you're trying to make change or like ERGs are trying to do
of like you have to think about how you present your message and how you talk about stuff and you
also have to understand that people are going to find you when they're ready. So you're planting
seeds, right? Like you're just like, you know, what they want to do is they want to shift the
narrative and they want to make content and they want to change the content. Like they're coming
into spaces that they're not a part of and then trying to take over those spaces. Employee resource
group? Yeah, exactly. And what is acceptable language? Well, what she's saying is that you use soft
language to get people to accept parts of your ideology, and then you breadcrumb them into the
rest of your ideology. That's what she's trying to say. I mean, it's kind of obvious. But like,
the problem is that, like, nobody asked for this. This is the big problem that I think has happened
is that you have people like her. Nobody asked people like her to come into the gaming community
and force their ideology on people playing it. Nobody asked for this, nobody wanted this.
This is something that's being imposed on players without anybody asking the players what they think
about it. And so, again, I'm glad to see more people that are accepting this, and I think that
we will continue to push back on this for sure, and it's a good thing. Perhaps one of my most
right-wing opinions is that Gamergate sheds were actually quite justified in erupting in a Panic
rage that this person had power in their hobby.
And the way that you remove these people's power is you pull every institutional lever
that you have possible as a fan base in order to make the environment for them as toxic
as possible.
So that means downloading video games that they are part of.
That means negatively reviewing them.
That means doing whatever you can expressing that you don't like the games, right?
I don't ever agree with like explicit actual harassment or calls to violence, obviously,
but I do agree with people being able to organize and vocally show that they don't like something.
Yeah, not buying their stuff and celebrating when it fails and then telling people that
it's because of them that it fails.
Like you should never relent on this because if you ever relent on it, these people won't
and then they're going to create the narrative and not you.
And that's the main problem more than anything else.
And so, so instead, he has non-binary, there you go.
He's used DEI detected on Steam, I don't know what that is.
Why do people think they can just invade spaces that don't belong to them?
Well, because they can.
The reason why they think they can do it is because they can.
They're allowed to do it.
I think that if they weren't allowed to do it and none of that was possible, then you
wouldn't see it happen.
But now you do and it's totally okay for them.
Because it's power?
Yeah, I guess so.
They because they won before it. Yeah, it's because we allow it
And so the more that people do this the more that they will be able to do this
So you have to prevent it and stop it from happening right at the start and you see the mTESH apology video
Yeah, I saw that it was obviously a joke. I hope you know that it was a joke, right?
I mean clearly it was a joke, but yes app anime made a sequel to you. Oh really?
There's room for everything but not for parasites
This is just really bro like
What about people who played games and enjoyed them, then got retroactively angry after finding
out the devs used Gen AI?
I think it's stupid, but they have every right to have their opinion.
If people want to downvote a game or negatively review a game because it has Gen AI in it,
I think they're stupid and delusional, but they have every right to do that.
Does that make sense, right?
And that's the problem is that you can be able to do something, but also doing the thing
is a bad idea.
There's a lot of examples to that.
I've seen my whole time when you were in labor, my whole TikTok feed was just women sharing
their stories about birth and going through labor and like there'd be some troll videos
of men just like, you know, playing a game while they're like, you know, just funny videos
And it just like made me just wonder how did we develop in life where the woman got rage
baited so bad by a men's meme video of him playing Xbox on like the hospital TV next
to his wife giving labor and then you know like so you got rage baited by that and now
you're talking about it on a podcast.
Okay, got it.
It's just enduring all of this pain of periods and giving birth and breastfeeding and enduring
all of it, and a man just has to jack off. Like seriously, to be fair, Jeremy, he's a
cat, he's a wonderful hunk.
That's right. That's right. That's the way it is. Yep. And then we got to pay 18 years
of child support if you cause a problem after that. So I think it's pretty fucking equal.
the way it is. Touched grass. No, that's it, they'll shout it. Yeah, skilldiff. Yeah,
I didn't make it this way. It's not, nature's not fair. It's not fair. That's just the way
it is. And you see the party animals AI compilation backlash. I saw a little bit about that. So,
I was going to look at something about that. I thought it was kind of funny. But let me
see if I could show you guys this. So, party animals, this is the game. That's actually,
I'm glad you reminded me of this. I totally forgot about it. So, funny how they make light
to the problems that men have in modern society and they're just joking. Listen, it's a FIM
slot podcast. It's a bunch of women that are saying like, yeah, you should break up with
your girlfriend. Oh, yes, true, true. It's the same as guys getting together and talking
about how like, you know, women have the brain, the size of an egg and all they should do
is cook. It's like most guys don't really think that, but like guys get together and
joke around about stuff like this and it's funny. So I don't think it's too big of a
a deal. It's just not.
Welcome back to Slop Live. Today's Slopper is probably one of the most baffling decisions
I've seen in a while. There's a game called Party Animals which is a multiplayer party
game where you play as a bunch of animals and have to eliminate your friends. Came out
about two years ago and had extremely positive reviews. Well yesterday they made a rather
interesting decision, tweeting out and announcing that the Party Animals AI video contest is
is about to begin saying now with AI your dreams finally have a chance to become reality
inviting people to bring their idea to life with AI running for four months with $75,000
in cash prizes up for grabs with the requirements being a video or short film that is positive
about party animals IP and the creation method must have AI as a core creative tool.
Oh my god, taking away so it has to be AI. It's like reverse segregation
So like you know every artist is like
Molding out of their fucking mind over this
So not only can you only enter this get not only can AI art be entered into this
But only AI art can be entered into it. Oh
that's good
The entire thing really just begs the question as to why this entire thing clearly had to go through a lot of people and
The game was probably made by a lot of creative people
Yeah, so why have they settled on making an AI video contest since this announcement the game has understandably been bombarded
with negative reviews on Steam one of the top reviews saying rest in peace loved this game
But they're leaning into AI now
Oh god no longer support this company
And every single Twitter reply being negative as well.
One saying effect that you have $75,000 to give away.
And you're only giving it away to people that do it with AI.
Like that dude, that to me, that's just the chef's kiss.
It's not enough that you go and tell people you can use AI to make it.
Oh no, you can only use AI to make it.
Real artists need not apply.
I love this.
Going to give it to someone who uses AI instead of an actual artist is actually mind boggling.
One response from Rava Ross getting 20,000 likes saying just a hunch here, but you know
how all the artists and creatives on your team no doubt told you this was a terrible
idea?
It is.
Fire the dumb ass that pushed for this, you might have tanked this game's reputation.
Also, fuck you.
The original tweet announcing the competition is sitting on 450 likes, 3,200 replies and
Dude, the old school ratio, that's bad.
It doesn't 100 quote tweets.
Now they haven't responded since they crashed, but I fully expect them to probably make a statement and stop the competition in the next couple of days if they know what's good for them.
Otherwise, I don't think their brand will survive.
I think at this point, I think they should just say, fuck it.
They should. I mean, like, you're never gonna win these people over again, right?
So you might as well you might as well, but you know what all right. That's right guys
Yeah, double down
Also like how number two in the additional rules says all submissions must be original works and any plagiarism or unauthorized use of others
This is like somebody went into a laboratory and
engineered the biggest rage bait that you could possibly have for artists
every single thing about this just like it's like every single part of it is
put together to just be as inflammatory as it possibly can be. I love this.
His work will result in disqualification. Do they not understand that that is what
AI is? Every single entry in this competition is technically derivative
plagiarism. Maybe their player numbers were down but there's so many better ways
They could have used $75,000 and since this video is under five minutes and definitely made with AI
I'm going to be entering this video into the party animals AI video contest. So
Please vote for me. I don't know. I don't know how it works, but you know
Yeah, man's
Fits slopping by well it happened again
I just clicked upload on the video and it turns out they responded 46 minutes ago
So now I'm adding it to the oh, there's a new update. Hi, everybody
Would like to address the AI discussion saying we're sorry for upsetting players of the event and I'm sorry
They didn't communicate with everyone clearly enough
The original goal was to lower the barrier to creation and that to them AI is just another tool then saying would like to
Do the next step up to the community. Please vote on what we should do one cancer the AI video contest to why does asthma not respect art at all?
I I do respect art
Yeah, I do, I mean I would like, yeah I do.
Change it into a non-AI creation contest and three, keep the AI category and add a separate
handmade category.
Not really sure why that even have an option to keep AI, can't they read the room?
They've also made a poll where currently cancelled the AI contest is winning, but it honestly
sounds like changing it to a non AI contest is probably the better option given they want
to get a waste of $5,000 and they would probably still make this video eligible and I would
like money thank you. I think that's really funny. It is really funny to me that this happened.
I mean I don't know why they thought this would be a good idea. This is the video,
it's a dull and dark short video right? Show us what you really mean by buying the Mona Lisa and
hang it on the wall in the back. No, bro. Dude, I could generate something so much better than that
with chat GPT in like five seconds. I don't want that one. That one's stupid. So, no, of course not.
And yeah, change the non AI, then give it to an A change it to a non AI, and then give it to an AI
artist anyway. This is like serious rage bait engineering. Yeah, it's like the person that
made this did it in a way that they wanted to make the most amount of people mad. This was like
their last project that they were gonna have before they got fired from the company. So I think
that's really what happened. So we have somebody here that's trying to... Now,
what is the rule about spamming? What's the rule?
I saw your messages. You've been spamming and chat
No, it's okay. Oh
And the winner for the hat it has to be AI art, but it has to be an artist from Israel
It does
That's another it's important. I'm cooked. I apologize
Yes. I don't know why you would do that. It's such a simple concept not to spam the chat. I
don't know why somebody wouldn't just... why would you not do that? Like you can submit a ban
appeal and you'll get unbanned probably. But yeah, why would you do this? It's so stupid. Yeah,
I don't know what to say. Why do you pull up spammers because some people might not know like there might be a new viewers or
Somebody like that people might not have an idea that that's what the expectation is and I got over excited
Well, that's what happens. You can't do that. It's annoying and and again
I know people might not like that. They might think it's unfair
But we we want to have a chat where everybody can communicate and people can talk about stuff
And we can't have that when every single person is spamming what they want me to see it would be impossible to do
Spamming is annoying. Yeah, that's the it's one of the ten commandments. It is it is one of the ten commandments
It's called sending a message to kill off a few yes
It's a sending a message so all the other wrongdoers know what not to do so anyway
Let me go back. I'll look at this. I thought this was really funny
He met the tank.
He's built like one of those laughing Buddhist sculptures.
Z knew he was in the presence of a man of a mint spiritual power.
It's just really funny.
He knew it was there, man. Yeah, absolute unit. I know.
I think there's another one of these I saw too. I don't know if I can find it,
but it was really, really funny for me to see this.
Oh, no, I might not be able to. I'm sorry. Oh, there it is.
Seeing the physiography must have triggered some kind of genetic memories of the Mongol conquest.
Oh, no!
They're back!
What do you mean they're back?
Not again!
It's the final boss, that's fucking crazy.
I know.
So what is this thing about Ben Shapiro?
So he's upset, like...
Let me see, I can pull this up.
He's unhappy that people aren't watching him.
Is that it?
Where is it?
All the haters can kiss my ass.
Let me guess.
Well, hello.
And listen.
Well, New York Magazine claims there was a time when Ben Shapiro could reasonably call
him.
Okay.
Well, hello, everybody.
You know, sometimes here on the Ben Shapiro show, we cover the news.
And sometimes we are near at the Daily Wire.
Wow.
Well, over the past few weeks, the Daily Wire you might have noticed has been the subject
of a bunch of hit pieces, like a veritable cornucopia of hit pieces.
There was one from the Washington Post, and there was one from Puck.
And then finally, there was an especially ridiculous one from the
seller journalist at New York Magazine, who literally plagiarized their
hit piece from the Washington Post.
Well, so much journalism, high level journalism.
Well, this morning that New York Magazine pieces lighting up the
interwebs, it's laying up X. Well, New York Magazine claims there was a time
Ben Shapiro could reasonably call himself the king of all conservative media. I don't remember that time
Do you think that his viewership keeps going down? He should make the hat smaller?
It was it's like a like a power level indicator like if like his subscribers go under like a certain amount like he should
It should get like nerfed
It's like you know in Dragon Ball Z where it's like okay
Well, how much hair they have that's like you're super saying two or three. It's like, holy shit, right?
That sounds cool. I say that's all over now. The daily wire is instituting significant
According to New York magazine, the future of conservatism isn't traditional conservatism, you know, like free markets
Like equal rights before law like checks and balances like traditional virtue
That's done. The future according to New York magazine is
Nick Fuentes confirmed Nazi stand and woman hater and man who will never be able to get a human woman pregnant from natural means
Or Tucker Carlson, okay confirmed anti-capitalist and Muslim apologist and victim of demon-scratching or maybe Candace Owens
He confirmed slanderer of widows and connoisseur of French testicles or maybe Megan Kelly click whoring grandma griper over there
Well, you know, it was a quote. Oh my god of the daily wire can be seen as a dire warning for traditional
Damn, there are two realities to Shapiro conservatism in 2026.
That's brutal.
It's a significant foothold among Republican elites, and it is being fast
rejected by the future grassroots of the parties.
First of all, that's just wrong by the polling data.
The positions that we take here on the show are reflective of the broad
majority of Republicans.
That's just the reality.
But I figured that we should address all of this head on.
So it's true that a wire laid off some 13 percent of the workforce since
the beginning of the year.
Oh, that really sucked. It was truly sad because all those people are great at any time, you know
We're in business. They leave people off as a business. That really sucks. It's tough
It's bad for us and I'm personally working to find other places of employee for as many of these people as I possibly can because
Everybody who we let go deserves a job somewhere else. They're great folks
But for our critics this was all cause for massive celebration
You know the joyful popping of the corks or maybe in the case of Nick Flentes a victory celebration with cap boys and lubricant
And listen, we're honored by the attention see here's the thing
People only tend to write stories like this about major American institutions right like Amazon dumps people in a big story or
Washington Post dumps people and that's a big story and thank God we are a major American institution
According to pod track our podcast reach is 41 million people per month will rank sixth the globe Wow
We have a total of 11 shows paramounts to take an example from that same chart is ranked fourth globally. They have a hundred and forty five
Shows so on a per capita basis for killing it
We are responsible capture the most successful conservative documentaries in history now waltz is that my racist and what is a woman?
Just this week, I remember that vice president Vance was quoting our reporting in his fraud investigations in our White House correspondent
Very Margaret all ahead. What is the question?
Wait Ben Shapiro would be DSP
He could be JSP
Oh shit
Bro
See, here's the thing. There's no national media coverage. If a top Candace Owens producer
and her manager quit, or if Megan Kelly's YouTube account starts shedding tens of thousands
of subscribers a month, or if Tucker Carlson's traffic is disproportionately drawn from
Pakistan, we all have our fan base. Those are all things that actually happen, by the
way, but nobody really cares very much because, yeah, those people have significant audience
numbers, but they don't have any real institutional influence. They are not institutions. That's
not true of the daily wire. We're big enough that people care when we trip up. And of course,
like any business, we have our ups, we have our downs. This is actually a good response.
What are you saying right here? But as Mark Twain put it, the reports of our death are
greatly exaggerated. But here's the thing. There's something else going on here, something
very clear going on here. The media left and the woke right that we like, Candace and
Fuentes and Tucker and Megan, all of them together, the new left, they are attempting
to destroy traditional conservatism. That's the whole thing here. See,
yeah, the wire is the largest traditional. You guys can't stop talking about Israel.
That's the problem. Whenever you're saying that like, uh,
Benjamin Netanyahu should be president of the world, that's going to be weird.
Like I, I'm like a white American guy, right?
Like that's weird for me to hear that. I'm like, wait, what do you mean?
Like I thought this guy was the fucking the prime minister of Israel.
Like what the fuck? Like, what are you talking about?
strawman though. I think that this is what my opinion is. I think that the
conservative movement has had so many victories so fast that it doesn't know
what to do with itself. I think that they have had such a resounding ridiculous
cultural sweep that they don't even know how to accommodate it. Like they
deleted DEI like fucking elected Donald Trump again. They're going after like you can just
openly say that you want to deport every illegal alien and you don't care about separating families.
You wanted to deport legal aliens, right? Like, I mean, there has been so much like you can say
how many genders there are again, everything. So what happened, I think, is that they had
so much winning that it actually like broke their brains.
And so instead of focusing on the common issues
of like the common enemy,
they effectively broke the common enemy.
And instead of focusing on the residual issues after that,
like, you know, for example,
like the residual trans kids issues, et cetera,
they started focusing on each other.
I think that's what happened.
It is.
Conservative media company in the digital space,
I like a ton, I leaps and bounds.
We are multiple times the size of any of these others.
There are lots of conversations on our platform
between our various hosts about topics ranging
from AI to the Middle East and Catholicism
and Judaism and all of it.
There's a lot of rich disagreement here at the Daily Wire,
but in the end, what we stand for here
at the Daily Wire is pretty simple,
truth and virtue and freedom.
And that is what the new left, meaning the old left
and the horseshoe right would love to destroy.
That's why the attacks have been coming fast and furious for weeks now.
They want to destroy traditional conservatism.
It is their goal in life.
They want to destroy it for a couple of different reasons.
The left for one reason, the woke right for another.
In our supposed vulnerability, people from Nick Flentes, to Tucker, from Candace Owens,
to New York Magazine, Washington Post, to Megan Kelly, they see an opportunity, an opportunity
to supplant traditional conservatism.
I do think that a lot of it is definitely, they are, they're doing it to be, it's opportunistic.
They're doing it because they want to take advantage of the fact that, you know, they
think Ben Shapiro is losing his audience.
Here's the reality.
A lot of the traffic for news channels and everything has gone down massively.
It's gone down with everything.
And do you know why?
It's because nothing's happening.
That's the reason why.
So, and this has happened for people like making Kelly, Tucker Carlson, Ben Shapiro.
It's happened for me with my videos about this.
It's just in general because I think people like everything is now kind of at a stasis
point and there's nothing that's crazy that's happening.
That's not a big deal.
Sometimes a lot is happening, sometimes not a lot is happening.
That doesn't mean that like you're failing.
That just means that at a certain point, whenever your attention is built around current events
and there are no high intensity current events that are happening, you're not going to have
as many people paying attention.
And that's the reason why media tries to create all these controversies.
It's because the media wants to keep people paying attention.
And I don't think that's a big deal.
It's really not.
There is a lot happening though.
Not really.
that's like what's really happening right now that's interesting. You have the Iran standstill,
right? There's like an armistice basically that nobody knows what's going to happen.
They're like kind of just playing games behind some kind of fucking curtain. You don't really
know what's happening. The China, what the fuck are you talking about? I know I'm being honest,
right? That's way to couple months, midterms will peak it again. Yeah, I mean, if you Cuba,
nobody cares about the people don't really care about that that much. We're not even doing anything
with Cuba, Trump meeting with China. What does that mean though? Again, these aren't
things that engage the average and the general population into politics. That's the point
that I'm making. Whenever a political season is in swing, so you have the midterms and especially
the presidential election, that's whenever you have everybody talking about these topics
and you know leading up to it and then following it about how it's resolved
and so when you don't have that there has to be something else
but sometimes there's not you've been has picked on it pissed on x dot yeah
these are normal things yet things go up they don't have they go down
and uh... yeah that's it happens every time so the amount of you know again
popularity people have is going to be derived
from what they're covering it's the same as like any video game for example
if you're talking about video games all the time and there's no interesting video games that are out
then you're not going to have as many people that are watching your show but it's like I mean look
at World of Warcraft like a new wild expansion comes out every wild streamer because you know has a
fucking um what do you call it uh you know they have like an increase in viewership and it's the
same with any game so this is this is just normal and I think that it's it's one of the big differences
where it separates people that are doing things opportunistically versus people that are doing
things because they have like an investment and they care about it. Because if the only thing
that you care about is getting more people to watch, then that's what's going on. It's POE
streamers right now. I don't know how POE is doing, right? I mean, I would assume it's probably not
doing very well, but that's just the way it is. Nothing's going on when we're in the war with
Moscow war one so you got really really upset about this so you got really upset
we're literally at war with Iran well what is there to say about that what's
there to say it hasn't been said like the war has been going on now for like two
months, right? Like, I mean, there's been a war in Ukraine for four years. I mean, they
gained land or losing land, it seems like Ukraine is starting to, it seems like they're
continuously doing better. But like, I don't know if I'm when I'm reading his propaganda,
I have no idea. But like, there is a, let me, and I want to work through this, we're
going to work through this reasoning for you. We're going to help you out. We're going to
cast before World War 3. I don't even know what that, what do you mean that? Is there
Don't tell me you're spamming in Caps Lock.
You made four mess five messages and you can't even express a single viewpoint.
You've been just spamming in Caps Lock at me and then you get pulled up for me to read
your message and talk to you and you don't have anything to say.
I mean aren't you I mean like you should be ashamed of yourself.
I'm not mad. I'm disappointed.
You're gonna go and do this. This is crazy. Who does this?
Thank you for highlighting my message. That's it. That's it. Are you kidding me?
Well, what do you want me to say? The Strait of Hormuz, Trump says that we control the Strait of Hormuz.
Iran says they control the Strait of Hormuz. A tanker got blown up. Nobody knows who did it.
They said they didn't do it a boat got blown up, but it wasn't a boat. It was a submarine like what do you what do you want?
Like I think that you need to understand the way that media works
the way that media works is that every single thing has a shelf life and
media and people's attention has a shelf life and it doesn't matter how important or how big an issue is
after something has been exhausted to a certain degree, people lose interest in
talking about it. That's the way it is. It doesn't matter whether this is, you
know, like COVID-19, 9-11. It doesn't matter whether it's like a trans person
winning a women's sports tournament. Every single one of these things,
eventually people get tired of hearing about it. Do you understand, Ukraine?
So that by saying that's going on with your major war you're not even you're just repeating what you said
Will you engage with what's being discussed or you're just going to keep repeating yourself?
You're just repeating yourself
Like who's talking about the Epstein files for example anymore. I mean, that's a really big deal
Iran's not a major war. I mean, I don't really think Iran is a major war. I don't think so
I feel like really I would say that on the scale of like on a war tier list Iran's like a sea or a D tier war
Like it's very very low
Now why is it? It's a cold war. I mean, it's not even really a cold war like to Iran it is. Yeah, but yeah
I'm not in Iran
What do you think what do you think that's a smart thing to say though?
Yeah, because I'm speaking in terms of the perspective of an audience member and how people consume digital media.
Yeah, I'm talking about user behavior and habits.
You have one more message. You're going to get one more message. You're going to get one more.
And then I'm going to let chat decide whether you get banned or not.
Okay, you get one more message.
This better be a good one.
Better be a really good one.
It's the worst stop of country of dangerous theocrats and your weapon capable of destroying the world through global war.
Yeah, but we've been doing that for 30 years.
Do you know how many countermeasures we've taken over the last 30 years to stop Iran from having a nuclear weapon?
Here.
List of times the US or Israel
stopped Iran from having a
having nukes or developing
Them and the last 20 years in two last 20 years
It's been going on for fucking years
Like, we've done this many times.
We've been trying to stop Iran from doing this for a long time.
Like, didn't you know that?
That's why we keep saying, oh, they're about to get one.
Yeah, it's because every time they're about to, we stop them from doing it.
Coin toss? Do you guys want me to decide his fate based off of a vote or a coin toss?
A vote? You guys want voting? Oh, y'all gay, bro. Like voting, really? Oh my god.
Gonna get into that bullshit. Okay. Alright. Uh banner no ban
Banner no ban
Oh, yeah, you're done
Yeah, you're done. Sorry buddy. Sorry idiot. Sorry stupid. That's what you get
Shatter rum. I know hey, I didn't I didn't want to do that
Don't act like I didn't want to ban you guys wanted me to ban him. I didn't do that because I wanted to I did it for you
That's democracy
Things that actually happened by the way, but nobody really cares very much because yeah
Those people have significant audience numbers, but they don't have any real institutions
conspiratorial grievance addled nutty version of populism or in Megan's case just make some quick clicks and cash
It's a lucrative grift. It's a dangerous grift for America
So why is this happening? Well, obviously for the media left we get it. We get it. We get it for the media left
We get it. They're always happy to run this grift because they love a right that is crazy
They don't want a right that is characterized by normie believes they want to write
That's nuts because the easiest way to make AOC president in the 2028 election is to have
have that nutty lady run against a conservative movement.
If you think that hag is going to beat Marcus Rubius, you're out of your mind.
Like you're actually retarded.
It's not going to, are you kidding me?
There's no way.
It is focused on Brigitte Macron's testicles or demon attacks in the wilds of Maine.
It's not going to happen.
Jews are responsible for your incurable gingivitis and horrific body odor and
inability to get a date.
Guys, guys, what, who's this fucking guy, this fucking asshole, what the fuck is he talking
about?
Now, as for the woke right, you know, the new left, again, that would be Flentes and
Tucker and Candace and company.
They're ecstatic about all of this for both business and political reasons.
One, they're a competition, but second, they want to tear down traditional conservatism.
Their whole goal is to cannibalize the traditional conservative audience.
I love how I'm never categorized as a political creator because everybody has rightfully
clocked me as just a cannibalistic opportunistic vulture that loves watching people suffer
and I love farming other people's problems for content.
It has nothing to do with any like, yes, there's an ideology that drives this, but yeah.
are by all global metrics. I have a lot more traditional conservatives and rational people
in this country than nuts. But their goal is to gut the conservative movement and then
turn it into a conspiracy for their own purpose. I know who you're talking about. It's not
a whole thing, which is why many of them are now coming out as Democrats. That unity is
the thing. That unity is the thing. This is why Russia today. Russia today is the official
outlet for the Kremlin. It is run by the Russian government is retweeting Nick Flentes's triumphalism
Today, Flentes tweeted out I won after that New York magazine
piece came out and Flentes won.
Well, I don't know.
Living in your basement and streaming for eight hours a day
while jacking off to the cap boys.
It's a form of winning.
I said, hey, all right, man, whatever, whatever floats your
boat, man, dude, you might call the Russia today.
Flentes get together an online Molotov ribbon-trop packed well
It's also why the Washington Post is happy to quote Candice Owens the ranting bag lady of the internet to explain that the daily
What that was good fires numbers are down
Again that alliance, but it's crazy that he called Candice Owens a ranting bag lady and
Megan Megan Kelly a click whore. This is
Wow
See we got to get more of this
Between the left and the woke right is totally real and it's active. Yeah, this is why they are getting together to formulate stories
It is why they are repeating the same talking points now
Candace says that the daily wires numbers are down because people don't want to be lectured
And this is the teenage point of view from Candace and Megan and Tucker. They're all saying the same thing
They don't want to they don't want to be lectured. Don't lecture me Megan tweeted in March 2026
You're the coward, Ben, and you're moral-praning,
priggish lecturers and holier-than-thou judgements
are the reason you are losing fans and more than that,
friends at a record rate.
Ah.
All these people are on the same script.
They're all on the same script.
And also-
You know what I hate to say?
I kind of respect Ben for doing this.
I do.
I'm not like a huge Ben Shapiro fan,
But he's held frame on this the entire time. He's right. Yeah
He knows it's over
But the thing is that like
It might be over for him
But even if it's over for him
He's going out on his own terms
He is but like I do think that if his subscribers go down he should make the hat smaller
like I mean you can't work I mean can you really have that big of a hat if
you're losing that many subs man come on because it's people who trafficked
misleading rap for sweet sweet lucar you're up to be spared the lecture they
don't want to be lectured as they grift uh-huh so they're gonna do the same
thing that you know a 13 year old boy would do if quad doing naughty things
on his on his iPad what they don't want to be lectured don't you lecture what
turns out sometimes in life people need lectures and decency and reason and in
You know people who smear the wives of murdered men or cover for people who smear for the wives of murdered men
People deserve like maybe the people who revived Nazi propaganda
Oh
Maybe the people who have a weird interest in the non-existent testicles of these spouses of French politicians
Or maybe the people who make a call
I think that a Ben Shapiro was slightly more charismatic
He could totally wipe the floor with these people because he's right when you have a ranting back like the ranting bag
Lady who's talking about whether the wife of the Prime Minister of France has a dick or not and
Then she's also talking about talking to a person in a dream and then after that. What was the other one?
with
You know actual Nazi stance. Maybe those people deserve. Yeah. Yeah. Oh with Erica Kirk trying to get her husband killed
I mean really?
Sure, it's pathetic people
We're repeating talking points from Hassan piker and mimicking the propaganda
Or people who just randomly start cursing so much and are hanging out with the gruyper adjacent and embracing Islam. Oh
Maybe those people deserve lectures. I don't know
Well, listen, there's always a big YouTube audience for that sort of crap. Yeah, well, let's be real
There's a massive online audience for pornography as well people addicted to both deserve a bit of a lecture
Well, let's get back to the central issue the point of the attacks on the daily wire. He really is
He is willing to go down with this ship. I respect this. I do
That is dude. He's so sanctimonious about it. He's so patronizing. I love this. That was good. Not gonna lie
It is it's good. I'm starting to respect this
it's like whenever like I feel the same way about this and I felt with Mark Zuckerberg and
And where they said that META is losing billions of dollars and Mark won't stop.
I'm like, you are gonna ride this ship down to the bottom of the fucking ocean.
And man, I gotta respect that.
That's a man with vision.
It is. Might not be a vision I agree with, but you've got a vision for this.
Respect, because you can keep farming them? Yeah.
Is of course not just to attack the daily wire. It's to destroy traditional conservatism
That's the whole thing the entire thing all of it every bit of it
That's the whole thing the reason they are coming after the daily wire is because they want to come after you
They want to come after traditional conservatives who believe traditionally conservative things
It is no coincidence that at the same time the Washington Post and York Magazine and all the rest of these legacy left
left publications are attacking the daily wire. They are also writing strange new respect
features on Neg Fuentes and Marjorie Taylor Greene and Tucker Carlson. The left wants
those people to win. By the way, they're not hiding it very well. New York magazine's
piece says, quote, like the Rockefeller Republican of Yor, the Shapiro Republican could go extinct
entirely. That's what they want. They want traditional Normie Republicans to go away.
It's what they want. That's what they hope for. And listen, maybe it will turn out
That all these people who hate conservatism and what I consider to be traditional American principles, maybe they're right
Maybe it'll turn out the future of the right
perverted by the algorithmic insanity of the Internet is
Slopulism, you know the Tucker style grievance conspiracism complete with the night scratching demons
Or Candace Owens his usual brand of kukeri or Nick Flentes's transgressive Nazi cosplay or Theo Vaughn's man child podcast of literacy
maybe
He's just really bro. He's lashing out
He is bro, he's oh my god, he's just good
Slopulism, oh my god cooking everybody is he wrong um
I like Nick the other ones I
Think he's kind of right about
Yeah, I think he's kind of right
That's where the red goes maybe that's what comes next
Maybe that's all facilitated by the click-horroring of the Megan Kelly's of the world and justified
He's buying appeal to audience numbers because none of these people ever appeal to morality. They just point to their clicks
Maybe idiocracy wasn't a satire. Maybe it was a prophetic documentary
But here's the thing from where I said that does not change one single thing for me
Not a single thing.
See, here's the thing. I've been doing this since I was 17 years old.
I started off when I was 17 years old writing a syndicated column on politics.
I didn't do that because I wanted to get rich that way. That's not how you get rich.
I got into politics because I cared about the truth, about saying things that I believe to be eternal and true.
Because I care about the ideas of conservatism. It's why I've done that for all these years.
I care about free markets and I care about private property and I care about equal rights before the law and checks and balances and the
Constitution I care about all of those things I
Care about the America that the founders promised us and the America that our parents and grandparents thought and worked for
And I'm not gonna lie for cash. I'm not gonna do it
I'm not gonna tell you about the wonders of Moscow's supermarkets or the glories of Sharia law and Qatar
I'm not gonna pander for clicks by pretending that Erica Kerr might have been complicit in Charlie Kirk's murder or that perverse and malicious
Questions about TP USA's cover-up are somehow bizarre form of investigative journalism. I'm not gonna wink and not he's right about all of this by the way
He's completely right. I know you guys might like I mean and again
I think that we're generally negative towards Ben, but like he's totally right about this
us at the transgressiveness of the Nazi incels or chuckle along with people who pretend
that a conspiratorial elite are the reason your life isn't everything that you want
it to be.
In the freest and most prosperous country in world history, I'm going to be grateful
for America and I'm going to point out what's great about America and what our principles
are.
I'm not going to do any of that other stuff because here's the thing, I got into this
business to do precisely the opposite.
I haven't changed my principles.
I've been doing this for 25 years.
I have not changed my principles.
There's a question that I got from a lot of people.
They sure was giving me good checks.
I hope so.
From friends, from family.
People will come up and they'll say,
what happens to all these people?
Yeah, they understand New York Magazine
and Washington Post and what they are,
but what happened to Candace Owens
or Tucker Carlson or Maggie?
Social made sets are not pretty.
Well, I'll give you an example for me.
A lot of my audience was not happy about the fact
that I supported the Iran War.
Who cares?
It's the same as people weren't happy whenever I said that I supported like trans people.
Like I didn't care about pubing trans.
Who cares?
If it's what you think, then what is, so this is my outlook on it, okay?
Why is it that I have invested decade now of my life, a decade of my life, years of
my life into building what I have, doing all of this in order to avoid having a boss at
work only to replace it with having thousands of bosses as viewers.
Why would I do that?
What's the reason?
Stupid.
Fuck that.
Kelly, and all the rest.
And I don't know the answer because I'm not a psychiatrist, but here's what I do know.
Nobody has ever asked that question about me.
No one, because my worldview has not changed.
It has not changed.
My principles haven't changed, because I think those principles are true and good, and those
principles are not going to change.
So, in the end, take it or leave it.
If people decide they don't want to hear it, it's a free country.
That's their choice.
But I am willing to bet my future and the future of America, that more Americans agree
with me and agree with the people who want to destroy the daily wire. I'm betting there
are a lot more rational people in this country than conspiracy-mongering nutjobs. I'm betting
that there are way more people in America who believe in truth and virtue and freedom
than people who revel in grievance and demoralization and stupidity. And again, maybe I'm wrong.
Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe we lose. But here's the thing. That also doesn't change a thing.
It doesn't change a thing. It doesn't matter because the only thing that matters is the only thing that has ever mattered to me
Speaking the truth whether people like it or whether they don't because facts still don't care about your feelings
This is the Ben Shapiro show. I
Got a respect it man
The entire internet is out to get him and he holds frame. I
I do, I've got to respect it.
So I think that Ben has, even if you don't agree with him, you have to admit that it's
impressive to see somebody that stays in there, it would have gotten harder if he didn't have
the Yamacan.
Well, okay, so that's not true.
Okay, look, so there are a number of things that I think that he has, that there's a messaging
problem that he has.
Number one, it's the messaging around Israel and downplaying people's legitimate concerns
that we have so much interplay with Israel.
Meanwhile, we have other countries that we seemingly have a lot more in common with,
like European countries, places like Canada, and even a country like Japan.
It seems like there is very clearly a disorientation there where a lot of people's concerns for
Israel do not begin and end at let's say the USS Liberty or the you know the Iran war. I think
that there is a much deeper and a much greater um you know concern that people have that I think
that Ben Shapiro doesn't do enough to um you know address and I I guess like give people any sort of
resolution on and I don't think that he's doing that in the right way lose no ground exactly
or the Gaza Genocide? Well, I mean, again, Palestine is like a secondary issue because it's
literally on the other side of the world. I'm talking about what average Americans think here
in America. So that's, I think, number one. Number two is the messaging about how it's not
somebody else that's holding you back and holding you down. I think that in a lot of cases, actually
it is. I think that you have some conservatives that are saying that you have to pull yourself up
up on your bootstraps, but at the same time, that messaging falls flat when you have DEI
initiatives that privilege every single person except for, let's say, a regular white male.
So whenever there's a lot of guys that are white guys that are consuming this content
and you're looking at systematic disenfranchisement in multiple levels and then you have somebody
like Ben Shapiro saying that you shouldn't expect to be able to afford where you lived,
you know, where you grew up and to live at, it can feel incredibly patronizing and problematic.
And so those are the two weaknesses that I think Ben has that are making him not resonate
with people. It's the unrelenting and the complete moral absolutism of Israel. Like,
I understand that Israel is fighting a war, they're defending themselves, etc., but to
portray it in a way that like it is sad to see what's happened to the people in Gaza.
Even if you think that Israel's in the right, you can also admit that there's a lot of people
that have been caught in the crossfire of that, and it's horrible what's happened to
them.
And I think that not being able to give any ground to that and have a reasonable, you
know, middle-of-the-road perspective on that, I think it's misleading and it's inaccurate.
That's the problem, is that you can have empathy, for example, like even the Russian soldiers
that are being killed by Ukraine, many of these men don't want to go to war against
Ukraine.
scripted into war, same as the men in Ukraine. Most of the guys that are dying in ditches
to a drone that plays a song and then explodes, you think they want to be there? Fuck no,
they don't want to be there. This is something that, again, it's like old men start wars
so young men can go die in them. That's what happens. And so not being able to acknowledge
this reality and any form of humanity to it, I think the problem with that is that you
You paint a picture that is myopic, it is also reductive, and it denies people a certain
level of humanity that I think that really a lot of people can understand.
And that's the main problem that I think Ben has with Israel, and I think also downplaying
the connections that Israel has with America.
And the thing is, you can't distill that down into just simply Israel and American politicians
Are like you know doing the Iran war like I support the Iran war. I don't support a pack
Like I feel like how many of you guys feel the same way that I do like yeah
I think Iran is a huge problem, but I also don't want Israel that has a has a pack in America
They're trying to advocate for their own interests, right? I mean like what the fuck so I think there's a lot
I mean a big surprise right very full shit. No, I'm not I'm not at all, but here
Let me see. Do you have anything that's worthwhile?
What is this here?
let me pull this up. So, Bennett, you're cooked, bro. You're a slave to viewers, so I continue
to stream pretty simple when you think about it. So, wait a minute. So, what am I saying
that you dislike? What am I saying that you dislike about this? Is this pro and sell messaging?
I hope so. And so anyway, so let me go back and I'll just keep talking about this. But
Then that's like a secondary issue.
The primary issue that Ben Shapiro has
is that his messaging no longer resonates with young men
because it doesn't take into consideration
the immediate structural disadvantages that men don't have.
Like you need to be talking about things like DEI,
you need to be talking about things like
preferential hiring practices,
other forms of systematic racism that's engineered
against people that are white, Jewish, and Asian.
And this is something that's happening on a mass scale,
but you're not talking about that
and you're talking about how people should improve
their lives.
And I think that he's,
and the problem is that Ben Shapiro was also right,
is that there are white people and Asian people and Jews
that are quite successful.
And, but it's just harder to do
whenever you don't have those institutional advantages
and fraud and immigrants get free money.
Exactly.
That's the main problem.
And it's a, it's a matter of, of froming.
Don't tell me are you really another one of these people you've been crashing out constantly, but you don't have anything to say
This is so and it's so annoying. Where do these people come from? Like I don't understand this. Oh
my god
What is this?
What is going on?
Bro, he left he run away
What is this? Oh, it's so annoying, isn't it? Like, I just wish that some of these people would have something to say, so there's like, I can go off of it and talk about something.
But it's always the most retarded, brain-dead fucking thing. Oh, this is so annoying that they're like this. It is.
And anyway, this keeps happening all the time. It sure does. It's so disappointing.
Anyway, so what is everybody saying all the haters can kiss my ass?
More most podcasts I listen to at 2x speed, but then is only at one point
True you're telling most of America to kiss your ass a very Jewish message
Dude
Dan, how do you know that?
What do you mean?
Yeah, base ELOD.
It's just really crazy this.
You said Nick Flint has 30X in this clip.
Why don't you debate him, scared clown?
I don't know.
And God bless and protect you, Ben.
Why the Iraq War is right for America.
Not a good one, right?
Definitely not a good one here.
Why does it actually matter who shot JFK?
I mean, again, you have to reconcile these things.
You do.
to reconcile the end and this doesn't look good, especially would ever who who why does
it matter who shot JFK? Well, because the people who thought it, they think it was the
Jews and that's the issue. Oh my God, you on musk is time to listen to this shit. Yeah,
what else is he doing? I mean, sure, he's probably running a company or something like
that. There's only so many decisions you have to make. And, you know, after that, there's
other people that make decisions and then I mean like I mean you're gonna be driving
around I mean like what the fuck. Yeah I mean sure. And the Asmum believes the official
9-11 narrative need we say more? Okay. Alright. I swear to God if you're retarded I'm gonna
be so mad. No way. No fucking way. No way.
Oh man, there it is.
So the Twin Towers, it's JFK and I think this is Charlie Kirk with a Jewish airplane flying
into them.
So let me guess, you think the Jews did 9-11?
Is that it?
Yeah
How long have you been getting mad?
You've been getting mad for a while
This is Israel learn your history you think as a smart I'm out of an award I can have a matters
Look at the dusty ass Mike change your air filter because you don't know shit and your arguments wrong
Your point of view is wrong
Oh my God. Okay. Not the Jews, the Zionist rulers. So do you have any problem of like,
so what is the, here, right about the mic? Is there any sort of, what am I saying that
you're unhappy about. What am I actually saying that's making you mad? What is this?
I don't think I've ever really given a solid, and also, by the way, have I said that I believe
the official 9-11 narrative. I don't think I've ever said that. Like, I'm pretty sure
I didn't. Even your slightest support for Israel is pretty cringe. What is it? I'm in
a ma- I don't give a fuck about Israel. Why are we basing our opinion? Like, I'm an American.
I don't give a fuck what happens over in Israel. They don't want to bomb each other, go ahead.
I don't want to pay for it, but it's not my problem.
What are we doing?
I mean, it's not like what the fuck like why am I even thinking about fucking Israel?
It's like the size of a city.
Who gives a fuck?
Really?
What are we doing?
How many buildings fell down on 9-11?
Um, at least a dozen.
So do you believe Afghans or Middle Eastern terrorists did it?
I don't know who did it.
I don't think there's, I don't think that there's conclusive evidence.
I think that there's not conclusive evidence that our government wasn't aware.
And I think that there's a,
I think especially based off of the history of false flags, things like the Gulf of Tonkin,
I think there's a good chance that the government might have had more awareness of it and there
is either a mistake made or something that was allowed.
But I don't know that and I don't think that there's evidence that there's not enough evidence
that proves that.
like i don't like it this is like a conspiracy theory that i have but i don't
have i i recognize enough evidence to go off of it
do you agree that our u.s. government has been infiltrated by israel
well you there's tons of it is that the year what no no i don't want to hear
there's tons of evidence
your idea of an evidence is not my idea of evidence
so uh... israel has been infiltrated by the government
yes i think that israel has too much influence inside of american politics i
agree with you. Yeah, I've made that very clear. I've said that multiple times. Okay,
no, we're not leaving it at that. You're getting banned. You are annoying. You're obnoxious.
You constantly come here and call me stupid. You go in every day and disagree with me.
then the moment that I say the same thing to you that I've said fifty other fucking
times
something about the holocaust the false net the false narrative of the
holocaust
that i'm so uh... uh... nope
we're not doing that
and uh... fuck this guy what an idiot
dead serious on another might be linked at seem to the chatter's obnoxious
campaign that yes it's all obnoxious
oh my god
anyway we don't need to go into that but yeah i i can see why ben ship here all
i i can respect him holding frame i can
and uh... that's it and uh... israeli's
she's this guy's
and uh... i guess so
and uh... holy fucking shit levin's ratings on offer been arrived while
and uh... yet
yet another class yet i have made this very clear multiple times so like if
you're getting mad about this
as well as what about this
is it is this he's really upset about this
This is exactly what it's like with my fucking haters.
In the very unbelievably rare occasion, come up to me, IRL.
Okay?
The guy was just a goofboy.
He was just a go-
Who was he really a hater?
He's just a goofboy.
Behind closed doors.
They're like, oh, I got him.
Yeah, it was- it was funny.
It was funny.
He did kind of get you.
One of them came up to me at the fucking, uh, at the, at the web summit.
He's like, I'm an asming old fan.
I'm going to troll you in real life.
And I was like, okay, do you want a photo?
Like, you gotta have your own life track.
Yeah.
Yesterday, by the way, I would have reacted the exact same way.
I think Hassan reacted the, the perfect way to that.
He did.
Like, yeah, that's funny.
Okay.
Cool.
Great.
Uh, do you want a photo?
And that's it. Like, you totally, uh, you, you disarm it. He did. He reacted the perfect way.
Huh. Once you're being with a shoe on it, I was like, I don't have any fucking, it's one sided, you know?
As a, yeah, there's some people that don't like things that you say. I've said over and over again in the real world
where we can be in each other's physical spaces.
The, uh,
The situation doesn't unfold in the way that you envisioned it, right?
On the internet you can be like,
I have portrayed myself as cool, calm, and collected.
And my interlocutor is angry, emotional.
And therefore, losing the argument.
But in the fucking real world, it's very different.
Okay.
I notice your 20 second mentions of some YouTubers
turning to one hour videos, responding to your crash-outs.
Yeah, they always do that.
Yeah.
He's watching it again. No way he's watching it again
Didn't really bother him that much
Yeah.
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
Geez.
Why do you do that?
It just doesn't, it just doesn't ever work that way.
You know what I mean?
Like,
What did he think was gonna, it...
Like, you think you're gonna look smooth with it, right?
Like, you're gonna, you're gonna be...
I think it was funny.
You have this idea in your head that like, you're gonna look awesome.
I'm here, but then you come across like you're a fucking internet troll.
You know, I'm the Harry and rage babe
She's been posing about you and these losers make that your problem
Yeah, that's one of the funnier aspects of this kind of stuff is that this beef is almost always one-sided and
Like there will be like maybe a 20-second mention on my have where I'm like, dude
Really, you're gonna fucking bring up she won head. What a fucking ridiculous thing to do
We're doing political commentary here
Who gives a shit and now that I've said that she'll do like an hour long video on it being like he was so owned
He was so unbelief
Guys I'm not owned I was not I have not been owned
Okay, I don't know the rumors about me being owned are untrue. It's a lie. I was not owned
owned, probably owned. And then, and then all of these people are like, yes, yo, you're
fucking destroying him, my queen. And it's so funny because it's like, okay, yeah, I've
been thoroughly dismantled. My worldview destroyed. You've done it. Wow. Got him.
Got him. So it's, it's such a funny, easy way to Algo farm. And people still fall for
like who's the one crashing out the person who did a 20 second mention or
the person who did an hour long video over that 20 second mention this is a
one-sided beef yeah I'm crashing out right now
what's on at this very moment at this very moment he's crashing that's crazy
wow is crashing out right now you're reacting this is enough for them to
call it a crash I know they have used and abused the term crash out I literally
thought she retired from the internet yeah I have never really been like
someone who's kept up with whatever her politics are but even I fucking know
Uh, regardless of, of my-
I don't want to hear about this.
Because I remember whenever
Clav had something happen
and Hasan dropped, like,
seventh dimension level Clavlor
that I didn't even know
because he's sitting there watching TikToks of it.
So don't ever think that like,
oh, I'm too good for this.
Uh-huh. Yeah. Right.
knowledge of her politics even I know she changes her attitude with whichever way the algorithm swings I
Guess that's I have no idea who's the one following for it. They're living off of you. I mean, that's fine. They can
They can take a crumb they can if they can make like a quick a hundred thousand dollar video good on them
You know, what are you gonna do? We got bigger fish to fry, right?
What's I think what's more?
what's more annoying to me is the fact that there are people who are like
actively bludgeoning themselves
in the head
with this kind of uh...
insanely stupid uh... bottom of the barrel commentary
and think
that they're actually
uh... feeding their minds with uh... new information
yeah i mean like
they should be really smart and support the hoofies
Absolutely. Yeah, they should listen to the real good ideas that come from terrorists for sure. Oh
Yeah
They're not. Oh, yeah, they are diluting themselves into a world that does not exist
But as long as they stay online, I guess it doesn't really matter and make a thousand dollars or not, but
It's like primary to make 14 to 12 year olds feel like they're political
Yeah, I know but they grow out of it. This entire community is comprised of people who have at one point in time
watched
This entire community
Has got a lot of people that at one point in time had similar attitudes
Obviously for their generation it was different, you know what I mean?
But maybe you watched a Ben Shapiro video and you got sucked into the right wing pipeline
maybe you watched your Rogan and then went over to Steven Kra-
It's crazy how, like, I've never seen this level of time dilation.
Like, everything takes, like, f- it's like watching One Piece or something.
It's like this same thing that's like just discussed, like, five different ways the same time.
Like, oh my god.
Yeah, we get it.
And then, you grew up.
The real world hit you.
uh-huh in the face
right and
Then maybe you were a little bit more intellectually curious and found yourself right
More in a more mature mindset looking for alternative explanations. Oh my god
So yeah for a while the only YouTube commentary was libertarian even if you were woke on social issues
They were all still libertarians. Yeah, yeah, YouTube commentary sphere has always been
and unbelievably slanted to the right.
It's never really changed.
That's because most people have those opinions.
That's the reason why.
And also that's not even true.
I think that there was a lot of, like you would say that,
like I would say that the atheism movement
that was in like the 2010s was like very left wing coded.
And I think it was much more in that direction.
Jesus, like that's a six minute video.
Oh my God.
And yeah, I don't know what else to say, because people believe facts are fiction.
I guess so.
Being a communist is mature, yeah, because they're banned everywhere else.
Yeah, and that's the reason why a place like Reddit, for example, is very liberal, is because
it's engineered to be that way.
They already banned all the people that were conservative.
And so one of the instances and the commonalities that you'll notice is that the places that
are considered right wing are the places where you have more freedom of speech, and the places
that are considered left-wing are the places where you have less freedom of speech.
So to the extent that you're able to express yourself and talk about ideas, the probability
there is that it's going to be seen as a more right-wing platform.
Things like 4chan, things like old Reddit, things like Twitter now, things like YouTube,
but the things that are very highly moderated, things like, for example, and even Instagram.
Look at what happened with Instagram reels.
They stop moderating them and every other fucking reel is Hitler.
So again, I think that you have to look at why is it that there is this, why is this
pattern happening?
And at a certain point, you have to ask yourself, maybe I'm playing a role in it.
This is left as an argue.
They call you stupid and ban you.
Yeah.
And it's because the ideas can't exist in a free marketplace.
That's the main reason why.
And so if you don't have that, it's sent to jail.
Don't think we're dispensable.
already looked at before. Yeah, I mean, if you if you can't defend your ideas or anything like that,
and your ideas are just stupid, then yeah, you have to ban anybody else that disagrees with you,
because if you don't, then you're going to get, you know, contradicted. Situation Australia is
going viral. Is this that kid? I don't know if I was able to see this or not. Let me go back and
pull it up and find it here. What is this? And I don't know if this is it or not. Let me see here.
What the fuck?
The federal court in Australia has upheld a prior ruling that a male who was excluded
from a women's social media app was discriminated against.
Saul Grover, the app's founder, was fined.
Three judges made up of two women and a man increased the fine following the unsuccessful
appeal.
The court previously inaccurately said that sex is changeable.
What the fuck?
Key elements of the social networking app for females to connect, chat, and network features
included finding roommates, freelance opportunities, emotional support, activism, and then dating
for women that are lesbians or bisexual, positioned as a digital refuge or corner of the internet
away from men where they could feel safe sharing their opinions.
The name Giggle was a collective noun for like a giggle of girls, okay, very funny,
you must be female to use it.
okay so that's fine
what is this let me let me go and find this this is insane
what the hell is going on over in australia that this is just nuts
they put in a box yeah it's like i mean these people are fucking deranged
australian federal court ruled today that the rights of biological women
come second to those of biological men
I don't know why it's lagging like this, give me a minute.
OK.
Roxy, you're a transgender woman from regional New South
Wales.
You played hockey for 10 years from when you were 16 years old,
but you stopped when you were 26.
Why?
Something didn't feel quite right.
And it has taken me decades longer to look back
and try and dissect that and understand
that I really didn't like being in the male changing rooms.
Though, I felt really uncomfortable there.
I didn't like the smells or the sounds.
Oh my God.
What is wrong with these people?
Holy fuck, it's gotta be a skit?
I know, it's so deranged.
Well, I said to you, when's a landmark ruling?
When breaking news, the federal court has made a landmark
ruling about a case involving transgender woman,
Roxanne Tickle, who sued a female-only app for discrimination. She has won the case and
has spoken outside Federal Court.
I'm very pleased by the outcome of my case and I hope that this is trans and gender diverse
people and their loved ones to heal. The court found unanimously that I was unlawfully directly
discriminated against. The ruling clearly reinforces what the Australian community stands for,
all women are protected from discrimination by law, trans women, cis women, lesbian women,
queer women, straight women, First Nations women, women of color, migrant women, women with disabilities,
all women. I brought my case to show trans people that you can be brave and that you can stand up
for yourself. It's crazy that any Western country is even tolerating this to even one percent of
of what they are. Like why are we even, why are we playing along with this? Isn't this
insane? Really, like it's insane that we're playing along with this for any reason. Why
is this even happening? It's shocking. Yeah, we're going backwards.
In the process, I surprised myself at how brave I could be. Young Roxy would be surprised,
that I've enjoyed. When I began my gender affirmation in 2017, I had no idea at that
stage that a small minority of people who had never met me would invest an incredible
amount of their own precious time and effort into ridiculing, degrading, threatening and
mocking me.
The reason why people degrade and mock and hate you is because you keep trying to insert
yourself in spaces and you keep trying to wage a war against reality and
consider anybody who sides with reality as your enemy. Just because you say that
you're a woman or you take some hormone that doesn't make you a woman. If
somebody paints their skin black it doesn't make them black. That's not the
way this works. It's never been the way that it works and it's never going to be
the way that it works. So this fixation these people have around trying to force
this ideology on everybody, and if you don't go along with this and you don't acknowledge
this delusion, then they're going to sue you. They're going to file lawsuits to try to bankrupt
people because they're not doing this. It's insane. So the reason why people hate this is because
you require everybody else to willfully and intentionally engage in your ideology.
Like, for example, like being gay doesn't require the cooperation of anybody else.
Nobody else has to cooperate with you being gay.
You can just be gay.
But the difference between that and somebody like this is that these people, they actually
do have to have cooperation from other people.
Everybody else has to affirm them.
They all have to agree with them.
And so what you're doing is you're seeking to force a consensus that everybody knows
to be a lie. People know this to be a lie, but for some reason, everybody is afraid to
say this. They want everybody to be forced into living into this delusion. It's crazy.
That's you're forcing an entire, you're forcing an entire group of people to submit to your
ideology. That's the reason why people hate you.
to make my life as miserable as they could. I submitted my discrimination complaint against
Giggle for Girls and its CEO Ms Grover to the Australian Human Rights Commission in December
2021. Seeking justice for the discrimination has since stolen over four of my eight years
since I began my gender affirmation. Those years were intended to be the most joyful
years of my life, the time for me to live my life and truly be who I am, but that joy was ripped from
me. There's so much hate to be loudcast on trans and gender diverse people simply because
of who we are.
It's not because of who you are, it's because of what you want. Like it has nothing to do
with that. Most people don't care what you want to do. You want to put on a dress, that's
fine. But the moment that you start telling everybody in the world that they have to acknowledge
and reaffirm the fact that you're a female, that's a totally different thing. And especially
whenever you want to have access to facilities that are created for women for biological
reasons when you are biologically not a woman. You're not. You're never going to be a biological
woman. That's just the reality. So I don't know why you can't understand this. It's
so obvious. So it has nothing to do with what you want to do. It has everything to do with
what you want everybody else to do. And the problem that some of these people have is that
basically their goal is to express their sexuality. And anytime that they're not able to express
their sexuality with no friction, they say that they're being discriminated against.
So the moment they want to talk to kids about this, then, oh, well, now I'm being discriminated
against because you won't let me do that. The moment they want to go into a woman's bathroom,
oh, well, now I'm being discriminated against. No, you're not. Your people just don't want
have to deal with this. It's not discrimination, it's reality.
Usually by those who refuse to meet or engage with us, sometimes it's difficult for you.
For everyone you're arguing with, you won the case, it's cringe. You won Asman, the
West has fallen, don't forget the baritard women. No, the thing is the enabling is not
playing along. Well, it's cringe because I think that there is, and also I think this
This is reaching a fever pitch.
Australia hasn't had the same type of cultural reformation, I think, or like, you know, recalibration
that the U.S. has.
So the reason why I'm talking about this, and I say it the way that I do, is because
I want to normalize this type of language and make it to where more people feel comfortable
saying this.
The main reason why this is allowed is because people are afraid of saying what I'm saying.
And that's the reason why I'm saying it.
because if I say this stuff and I'm outspoken about it, then it will give other people courage
to say that, well, you know what, I'm not the only person saying this, I agree with
this guy that's saying it too.
So that's the reason why.
And I think that we need to be much more outspoken about just simply refusing to play into any
of this delusion.
That's the reason why.
And so I don't care like, again, the ruling is like this, who cares what the ruling is?
Why do you care what the court says?
Just because some stupid people, some stupid judge said something, it becomes true.
I don't think so.
I base the way that I look at the world off of what I think is right and wrong.
And obviously, you have to follow the laws, but that doesn't mean that the laws are right,
accurate, or justified.
So I don't really care what the laws are.
I don't care what the rules are.
It doesn't matter to me.
What matters is what's right, and this is very clearly wrong.
So when that's the focus, then everything else becomes obvious.
the decision to choose hate over friendship and community has removed them from a place
they would have been welcomed and still can be welcomed. My trans friends are some of
the kindest and most empathetic people I have ever met. I now look forward to getting on
with the rest of my life and the community that we all know and love. One that embraces
freedom and equality for all women. Thank you.
It's insane that people put up this. So that's really it.
Speaking after a court win in the federal courts suing the founder of giggle for girls
That's a female only social media app
She was banned from the app and she took that court to the federal court with the case of the federal court
And there's one twenty thousand dollars in damages 20,000 plus costs as well. Sure. There'll be reaction to that. Oh my god
Absolute insanity our courts and government are being run by complete lunatics
Here's the problem that all these Western countries South
of, you are unwilling to vote for people that will solve this problem.
That's the problem that you have.
You don't want to vote for somebody who's willing to solve this problem.
There are people out there that will solve this problem.
Just vote for them. And if you do that, you can solve it.
And a bunch of pussies. Yeah, y'all are letting this out. You are.
You're letting this happen. We let this happen too in America.
And I think the problem is that there are too many American like Westerners in general are so stupid. They are they're so like the
I don't know like I have to really like sit down and like figure out a way to like dissect this in a way that makes sense
but they're so stupid in terms of
Their ethics and their morality
So much of Western culture now has turned into performative morality and I think the process of that has
Effectively made people blind to everything. There's not even anything that what are you saying? What are you saying?
What do you know this? So what I'm saying is that?
Is this somebody that that's mad about this line trust me? This is
Somebody I don't even know. I'm just gonna time this guy out. I don't want to listen to that
So we're voting and stopping sexist, bro. No, it's true. It's a fact and
complacent society and no generational struggle. Yes, we've put we've placed more value around
not causing problems and agreeing with a consensus rather than chasing reality and
Looking at what's real and that's really it. So why did turn into performative morality and why did turn in this way?
So the reason why it's performative morality
I think that one of the very big reasons why is because you have mainly a lot of these liberal women that are running the institutions.
I think that in general women crave and they care a lot more about consensus than truth.
And I think that once you feminized every single organization and any form of truth seeking is seen as transgressive or some other form of a problem,
problem the the solution at that point is now no longer about figuring out what
makes sense or what's right it's about figuring out what makes people get along
and i think that that's a huge issue and there is a gender divide there i know
people don't want to hear this but it's true there is a gender divide and i know
it's not all women but overwhelmingly there is a trend and i think that that's
the main issue and it's not just women it's also men that go along with this
too because they agree with the ideology. They're fixing the conspiracy? Yes, exactly.
And you're just being a bigot. What is this here when we pulled up? Is this somebody that's actually
disagreeing or what is this here? Let me pull this person up.
They're doing shit conservatives. No, I'm just saying that's the same question I was about to say.
okay yeah anyway it's weaponized misplaced protection instincts as a
female i believe this yeah i think that's exactly what it is
i'm truly devastated man who claim to be women of more rights than actual women
in australia it's women that are being discriminated against not the men who
claim to be us but in the sense nothing has changed and we will all wake up
tomorrow and men will still not be women
well again this is what's going to happen because people let it happen
uh... it's frustrating but it's also not a surprise
So, look at all the women helping him destroy their rights.
Oh my god.
Of course.
It's an ideology mostly popular with women and girls.
Yeah, exactly.
Oh my god.
Let me see.
It's fucking annoying.
Yeah, it is.
How to know those are women yeah, I guess so gotta restart that poor browser after this. Yeah, it's brutal, isn't it? Oh
My god, why is it like this? It's so laggy. That's crazy in other cases suicidal empathy
Well, I think that women like again
It's most important to be perceived as virtuous and good rather than actually be virtuous and good
So that's why they're enabling this kind of behavior. It's ideologically driven. There's no logic or reason to it at all
Western society is currently divided between people who know this is a man and are prepared to say so,
and those who know this is a man and lie out of obedience to an ideology.
There is no third option. Literally nobody on earth thinks Roxanne Tinkle is actually a woman.
She's right. We all know this. Everybody knows this.
this. Why are we playing? Why are we doing this? Really, it's so obvious.
John, message or get a collab, it'd be funny. Yeah, it would be. The new face of Australian
misogyny. Oh my fucking God. Well, there it is. Yeah, everybody knows this is bullshit.
You're really losing on this issue. It's a very successful person punching down on the less
powerful this is it what does this have to do with money like it's about whether
you're a woman or not like what the fuck does money have to do with this so
anyway now these people are just out of their fucking mind and be kind means be
obedient yes there it is however how much you deny the truth that goes on the
truth goes on existing it sure does and I don't know why anybody thinks like
this it is so fucking frustrating for me to see this and the reason why is it's
this performative obedience that I think everybody in society is expected to go
along with I just hope that I hope that as this becomes more and more of a
parody of itself we have people that run for government that are willing to just
simply stomp it out to not play games to not play any sort of you know like
compromising games, like just totally shutting this down. And I think that's what's going
to happen by the way. I think that you're seeing more and more candidates that are just simply
unwilling to even engage in like the fantasy of this for even a second, right? For even a slight
moment. That's it. And what is this here? Can I find it?
Do we know if the random act that happened? I don't even know what that is. I feel the same
about Roxanne Tinko as I do about the definition of Jewish. I have no idea what that means.
Probably something stupid. But anyway, let me go back. I'll see if there's any more of
these here to look at too. But yeah, I'm very glad to see this happen. And I'm glad to see
more people at least acknowledging that this is what's going on and people that are angry
and upset about it. And I do think that at a certain point, this is one of the very,
very important things that I would also say on the letter note, Henry Cavill is going
viral after this? What is this? Is this the Henry Cavill is in
Poland filming the Highlander movie and the nut job from the
Warhammer 40 K store came up and gave him some boxes of
adepties custodies, the army that he plays.
Yeah, oh my god.
Man, how about that?
That's great.
Look at his face.
Yes.
That's awesome, man.
What nut job.
I think they're joking around about it.
It's just funny.
And what is this here?
Is mistranslation Spanish-slang for dude?
Not a nut job.
I see.
I get it.
That's awesome, man.
I'll let Polish W. Yeah, I guess so and oh there it is. I didn't even notice that. Yes,
some more in the context. Holy shit, man. Yeah, I bet he fucking loved it. That's awesome.
Holy fuck. You see a police in Denmark. No, I didn't see anything about that. I you'd
have to show it to me. I haven't seen any of this at all. And it's good role model for
men. Yeah, I mean, he's had the same girlfriend as a kid or something. He's having a kid.
Yeah, he seems like a very normal guy. Only fans model meets a fan who sent her over 100
K and yes, it's as awkward as you would expect it to be. Okay, let me see this.
This is nice to finally meet you. You're much better in person.
What?
You're much better in person.
Motherfuckers get a charge back.
Damn.
Oh my god.
Damn!
You got things like you and Tim.
I don't really want to talk to you up here, so I got it.
Wow!
Already?
But he gets a pass, like he's given you like millions, right?
Mm-hmm.
Yep.
Mm-hmm, sure has.
Anything you want to say about yourself?
Oh my god.
Because I'm scared!
Motherfucker, I'm scared.
Um, nice to finally meet you.
Are you guys dead?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry guys, I can't move.
I'm pretty, um, I don't know, um, like whatever we talked about.
Alright.
I'll see you guys later.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
All right. Yeah, well whatever we talked about. Yeah, you know, she has some guy from Pakistan running those DMs, bro
Like a hundred fucking percent. I think by the way, I'm sorry to say I think this is staged
I don't think this is even legitimate or real at all, but it's still funny. It's definitely funny
But yeah, you gotta get to her. I guess so. What is this here? Can I find part was nice to me?
Was it? Yeah
Was it nice to meet him?
Oh my god.
Wow.
Damn.
Damn!
What a bitch!
Okay.
She's trying to be nice.
I'm really scared.
Like, kick him out now.
Yeah.
Right now.
I'm dead of.
Why?
Why don't we get him out?
You see, push the chance.
Give him $100,000.
I'll be kicked out.
She's really scared.
No, because I'm scared.
I would be too.
Yeah.
This is like the kind of shit that you subject yourself to when you do like-
Okay, but why are you like-
Damn.
You shouldn't be mean to me.
We are defending it.
Would you all be scared if you were me right now?
That's why I have my security guard here, along with all my staff.
Wait, would you actually not be scared right now if you were me?
I would, but then I would also say to myself, I subjected myself to this.
Right, but I didn't.
You know, like this is the consequences of, you know, earning money in that way, is...
I, yeah, I know I understand.
But do you?
Man.
But do you? That's bad.
I don't know. I don't think you did understand. That was really scary.
No, that was really scary. Actually, that's a no problem.
It's really easy. It's really, really easy when it's over the internet, but like
putting it right in front of you, it just actually gives you a clear picture of
what's going on. It's a crazy amount of money to spend on somebody.
Oh my god. I'm glad you now know. It's an intervention? Is that right?
about like these people that are are doing this shit it's sad sad really Jesus dude that's bad
and uh she's hot though she is i mean that's why he gave her the money i think it's bullshit
but at the same time maybe it isn't i don't know it looked like nick flintest shaders on bright i
don't know about that oh no is this the same one ps5 ui was sort showing how many players were in a
game call of duty had more than 4.5 million players on playstation this week yeah but like
Like that's not the same as concurrent, that's a very different number.
I didn't realize how cringe this was until I went back and watched it the second time.
Like, during the- like, while I was playing the game, I was, like, kind of distracted. I was
reading chat. It was whatever, right? And it was, like, leading up to this, but, like, Jesus, dude,
watching this back again? Holy fuck, how annoying. Oh my god, how obnoxious. It's bad. It's so bad.
It's terrible. It's pretty comedic. Yeah, I would say so. It's it's funny to laugh at right need more cops like this
Yeah, that game was just so fucking cringe. I don't even know what to say
What about when you drove all the way through my town now high speeds when I told behind you can you prove it was me?
Yeah, I got you. Thank you. How can you prove it was me driving because I also have your car key right here
Okay, that has nothing to do with me driving. Do you have me driving the car? Yeah, you have a picture. I got enough
You have a picture of me in the car. That's not I've got enough. That's not straight
Yeah, you're not straight, yeah me the opposite of you
The opposite of you hold him gay
Chris crossed my legs I could do it for you. Great. I want you to stay just like that. I got you great
Can you can you make me cross the loser? Nope
Can you call a supervisor? Yeah, he's coming. Yeah, where if he uh, if he was closer, I'd lock this guy over here
Uh-huh, but five six three hundred pounds. I'm afraid as fat ass would have a heart attack on the way over there
So let's just stop getting dunked.
At five, six, three hundred pounds, I'm afraid his fat ass should have a heart attack on the way over there.
Hey, don't disrespect me.
Why are you fucking getting fucked?
Are you out of work?
I know.
Fucking slob.
You're a fucking pig.
You're a disappointment to your son.
Why?
Hey, I'm over right at Nick's barbecue.
I can't breathe.
Nick.
Oh my god.
Really you're gonna hit him with the classic.
He's just sitting there, I can't breathe.
Well, in your nose, out your mouth.
Okay.
You fuck me up, you kick me, you beat me up.
You don't see how I'm here on the fucking ground,
like I'm a dog.
I saw you tripping.
Why did I get up, burn out in front of you guys.
Because you're dumb.
I ain't dumb, I just don't care.
It ain't nine.
That's great.
Hey, free the boys.
Free the boys.
Free me.
Free Willy.
Free Willy, y'all.
Free Willy, it's a fucking.
Free Willy!
Free Willy!
Fucking Orca.
You know, if you lost like a hundred pounds, you probably could have ran away from me at least a hundred yards.
I didn't even get away!
He was talking shit the whole time, yes!
Oh my god, yeah, free me, yeah, free Willy.
Oh my fucking god.
Jesus, bro, this guy was not putting up with it at all. I love this.
This could be a show. I told you cops was one of my favorite shows man Pete gaming. So this is forza
Yeah, I'm gonna try this later on and see what it's like. I don't know what to expect
There's no way this is real right
There's no way
I think this is actually, there's no way it's AI.
Because if it was, it would...
It would be more cuts.
What the fuck?
What was this?
We're back? I guess so.
Oh my god.
So you have to race a Gundam?
Oh, that's a tough turn.
So why?
Yeah, this is nuts.
This is gonna be the first racing game I've played since like Gamecube by the way. It's been a very long time
There's no way I mean it's gonna be a lot or something
Can you can you beat the Mac? I feel like that'll make it easier
Oh, yeah.
Shoot video.
Yeah, I would have it.
Let's give you a bit.
Holy.
This is actually cool.
Yeah.
This is actually cool.
Yep.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Okay, yeah.
Oh, he's getting left! It's over!
Man.
That's fucking cool, man. I think it is. That's really cool.
Oh, the robot's mugged him? Yeah.
You better do the mission today on the 50th anniversary of Gundam?
50 years? Oh my god.
Dude, I remember I would ask my mom to take me, like, whenever we'd go to, like, a Walmart or something,
or something, I tried to get the little Gundam figurines and the little, the small ones.
I never did the ones where you put them all together or anything, but I did do the individual
ones. Yeah, whole 50 years is fucking crazy. Clav confronts the streamer who walks one of
her fans around like a dog.
I can see why I get it
Yep
I yeah I get it
I mean look here's the thing right guys like this they do and and this is something that
But like, you've got to understand, there's a lot of guys that like the humiliation, uh,
femdom type stuff.
They do.
They enjoy it.
So whenever she's doing this to him, it's not like he doesn't like, he wants her to
do it.
Like it's not like this is something that's being done to him.
It's pathetic though.
I don't think it's pathetic.
It's just like, it's a sexual fetish just like anything else.
The thing is, here's the way I feel about it.
do it in public.
All of these weird sexual fetishes, whether it's furry stuff, BDSM, Femdom, or anything
else, can we get this shit out of public spaces with children around?
Like you want to do, you want to be a cuck?
Be a cuck.
You want to do a polyamorous relationship?
Go ahead and do it.
You want to do and be a furry?
Go ahead.
Be a furry.
your brains out. You want to be a bronie. Go ahead and do that. Clop your brains out.
But please stop doing this shit around underage people in public. It's so fucking weird. It
is. It's so weird. I think it needs to stop. And I don't care if it's something in a club.
Yeah, no. I mean, any of these spaces where you have underage people around, nobody should
be doing this you're wrong about this he doesn't want it it's a mental illness
no it's not he just gets off on the idea of women being in control of them like
that it's not that complicated it's really not like this isn't some
extravagant crazy thing this just a sexual fetish gives a fuck man like it
it's weird but you shouldn't be doing it in public based dad what's this is that
Faker? That's faker, isn't it?
I have to take responsibility.
I have to take responsibility.
This situation is over.
That's Mr. League of Legends.
What is it? What is...
Oh, we got the phone?
I got you.
Thank you!
For Jimin who missed the point and played.
Enjoy it!
Okay.
Are you okay?
The more you play, the more you become rich.
Especially.
You can't catch me, can you?
That was really funny. That was funnier than I thought it was gonna be.
And Ninja Phone Catcher? Yeah, I guess so.
You know, what would Uncle Ruckus think of Black...
What would Uncle Rutkin think of Black Panther?
First of all, ain't no such thing as a Black superhero.
Spider-Man, they're the white man.
Peter Parker, that's a white man.
Superman, they're the white man from a different country.
Of course, he's an alien, so John and Trump might send
their ass away from here.
On-Man, they're the white man.
There's no such thing as a Black superhero.
Like folks make crime, they do not prevent crime.
So if they were the Black Panther right now,
I'd send this black ass to jail and tell them
you go get in the corner and take a s*** in your little box at that time.
That's the reality of it all.
I appreciate it.
Oh, I just fist bumping the s***.
What a horrible day.
What a horrible day.
Bro, what a character, man.
Oh my God, Uncle Ruckus.
Absolutely generational.
Wow.
Okay, I've seen this but I'm willing to watch it again, but I have to use the bathroom first, okay. I have seen this.
We know probably what's going to happen, right?
And, uh, yeah. Give me a minute. Ah, excuse me.
All right, we're back, relax guys, calm down, excuse me.
OK.
This is how I felt fighting the dragon slayer or whatever.
The Dark Souls 2.
Oh, damn.
OK.
Get around there.
OK.
There it is.
There it is.
It's only a matter of time.
it's only a matter of time she's already broke she's already at half stamina
Probably less.
No!
No!
No!
She's getting gassed out.
No!
Uh-oh.
Oh.
I'm gassed! I'm gassed!
No!
Tied it around. That's smart.
I'm gassed!
No!
No!
How to win a fight without throwing a single punch?
Jesus Christ.
I feel like a bull, I know.
I think I'll water her down, oh my god.
Yeah, does she hit the beat?
Yeah, there it is.
Wow.
I've seen this so many times, but it's just, I mean, what, how, the funny thing about this
is like, I don't know how this ever even, like, what is the background story for this?
story for this. How did this ever even happen in the first place?
Vision is the best part where she rejects the water and asks for a coke. There's no way.
They had to bring her a SOTY POP!
Oh god!
Look at that man!
Oh my!
Is this satire?
I don't know!
It's just...
How does this happen?
Jesus!
Let it go!
Let it go!
Let it go!
Let it go!
Let it go!
Let it go!
Let it go!
Oh my god man!
It's even more sad than the original.
How can someone be so out of state that you can't stand up or start going for two minutes?
Because she's fat.
That's what fatties do.
Like, I don't know why this is a big surprise.
It's so obvious.
Leia versus Jabba the hot, the eating machines.
Call a fat person an eating machine's only hope to catch its prey and suffocate it via
The massive lard infoldment has failed.
Now the peace patiently waits for death.
It's not UFC, it's KFC, is that right?
Oh my god, it's just really sad.
And it's real, you could legit bet on it.
I guess this is funny, man.
This is really good.
Guys, is my graphic settings good?
Is this the Witcher with 50-90 TI?
Isn't it crazy that this is still more developed in some places in the world?
It really has to be.
Like cuz you think about like I mean that is really cool. It does look cool, but it's like man. How does that happen?
I mean Africa in most Africa. Yeah, 100% and
Absolutely cook them. What's this? Oh?
Yeah, you do not log bro, dude look who's talking you're in the backseat of a girl's car dude you probably don't even got your license
Yeah, no problem dude
All yeah, which can I ask you which boyfriend is he?
He's neither of our boy
This guy just doesn't give a fuck your body. Hell yeah, dude. I would need to see the rest of your body
Your head's the shape of a Dorito
No
He's right! Dude I love your laugh though. Dude I've never seen a kid represent a cool ranch boy.
My god! Your laugh is wicked though. Yeah thank you dude you're awesome.
You was crazy bro. I just cracked a girl on there and guess what she went to her ex's house.
Damn dude, so you ain't even
She's like I gotta go back to my ex dude if this is what's out there
Maybe not the right parts of it though
Yeah, you look like a fat Morgan woman you look like a Bobby Hill Bobby you'll actually grew up in Texas
I've never seen the human representation of Mater from fucking cars
I remember you remember I drew you oh yeah I do I do remember you drew me it was pretty
good and then and then you left I know I'm sorry I won't leave that you want to draw
me again I won't leave you this time no I don't okay last time you took up the whole
page feel like you take up the whole page too man
Man, wow. Wow. That's crazy. And be nice for this. Yeah, that's nuts. And filter. Oh,
is that true? Because I've been seeing a lot of fat girls that use filters to look skinny.
Like I think we need to do something about this. Because you have these fat girls that
are using these photos? Like, because does she really look like this, right? Maybe not.
Who can't me? I care. I care a lot. I think about it all the time. Girls advertising?
Yeah. And so like, no, that's it. Our Bill Cleavage test, I don't even know what that
is. Hookers do it the most. I mean, again, I already said that it requires a digital
ID to have a weight section? I feel like definitely like, I mean, if you I don't know how we can
hold them accountable. I really don't like what happens to me all the time. Catfish should be
legal. So is it true that like on dating websites, there will be sometimes girls that will use photos,
but it'll be like a photo from three years ago and they've gained 40 pounds.
does like that really happen? Like I have no idea if it happens. It does. So that more
than 40 from like 2002. So like basically you meet them whenever you know I think you
think you're talking to this cute girl and then you meet up with them and it's like like
a like fucking like a like an elephant right is that is that really what
happened like a grouper like a big fish old fit old photos full yeah I mean the
thing is that like it's a big problem now that you have so many different
filters and AI that all these girls are like basically false advertising like
I'll have this happen. I'll notice it because like I'll go on Instagram, which by the way
I saw people complained that you on Musk said that Instagram was only for girls. So shades
the Instagram user base. Yes. So Instagram is real sometimes grown men send me their
Instagram profiles and I'm like, why are you transitioning or what? He's right. Like I
When was the last photo I took on Instagram?
Let me pull it up and see.
The last photo that I posted on Instagram,
2023.
I probably delete this photo.
I should probably just delete this.
Like, I don't even know why I have any photos
on Instagram at all.
Like, I'm just scrolling through this.
Like, why do I have any photos on this place
in the first place?
Oh
That's right. I had somebody managing my Instagram
But then I had to stop because I was sending people DMs. I don't want them to read my DMs
That's right. No now I remember
Why ain't on Instagram at all to begin with I don't know I've no idea why
The day you called it a pokedex for hose you I signed up
Yeah, that's what it was man Korean AI girl people called her Instagram AI, so they did a real-life interview
I can see that
What's wrong with this?
That's the wrong one.
Your boyfriend's having a bad day.
How do you cheer him up?
How do you cheer your boyfriend up?
How do you cheer him up?
I think he's going to be with me.
Oh my god.
You're going to give him 10 seconds to do this?
I think he's going to be with me.
Oh man.
So they think this girl's AI.
Wow.
So is this what they do?
do they just go around collecting them wow yeah over in America we kind of have
this but instead of a pretty girl it's a crackhead it's a crackhead oh it's a
crackhead instead of that and yeah I don't know what that is and Instagram
with it yeah what is this you're helping random girls get home safely at
night
Guys, you can't do this. Okay, you can't do this. You're not supposed to do this
Personality type. Yeah, let me scroll down. There's one son on boots
I made him an invoice for the last 25 months nightly nurse care total amount do she sounds fun
I mean again, this is something guys
This is something that would go so hard if you're a woman that women see this and they're so happy the norm for Western cartoons
What is this?
I
Can't
Oh my god.
What is this?
This is funny.
I don't even know what show this is.
I'm in a hurry.
I guess this is like an internet show or whatever the Roach King has another game to take care of
Directive 2080
Sorry 8020 so how is that game doing anyway?
Oh wow I
Had to do do that many letters
So this is what you would call a flopper Ruski
So you can tell that it's a flop or Ruski based off of the fact that the numbers are so low and they're going down
that's always a dead giveaway and
Let's see. Let's see how how it compares to their previous games
So when did they release this? So this is the last game
So little nightmares to had a hundred thousand concurrent players or sorry
22,000 the casting of Frank Stone had twice as many
The dark pictures anthology had a little bit more but about the same
Let's see besides that the quarry had six thousand so this had half as much
So it's basically their biggest L
It's it's this is the worst game they've ever made in terms of its performance
Well, that's pretty bad
Yeah, those are good games. Yeah, I don't know. And mechanics are just hide and run. I'm not this game is this game isn't it's one of those games that's like such a flop that it's not even worth making content about.
It's like nobody even cares about it enough to care about it failing. It's like and you know they say that the opposite of hate. Sorry, the opposite of love isn't hate it's apathy.
this game is apathy nobody even cares sorry to say biggest L so far well I
don't think it's the biggest L so far but I do think it's another type of game
that you know appeals to nobody and so you know it's not going to be successful
that's what happens Romain to sarcastic video yeah M-tash got very upset about
this the Odyssey is a disaster I might look at that later
Asmon Maxing?
Guys.
I don't think we're gonna do that.
I don't. I don't think that's gonna happen. Like, I get people might want it, but holy shud.
Yeah?
Asmon the Builder, I just go around and be like, hey!
Look at you bunch of fucking...
The Roach shop, yeah, you look so good, bro.
I don't know about that, guys.
I don't know.
Yeah, yeah, good fix it.
I don't think so, guys.
I'm probably not going to shave, okay?
I don't even know what my jawline looks like anymore.
I'm going to be honest.
I really don't.
I think that back when I was a lot younger, it was relatively normal, but that was a very,
very long time ago.
So yeah, I don't know about that.
chin implants? I mean, I don't know. Let me see if I can find what was my draw line look like
before, Asmongold. Let me see if I can find an old photo of myself, people can tell. This is like
before it was all fucked up. No, I don't know if this is, maybe I can find it this way. Yeah,
yeah, there it is. So this is back many, many years ago in an ancient time where, I mean,
you could see like I had a pretty defined draw line, but then what happened was I just kind of
my teeth fell out, right? That's what it was. But now I, you know, I think that in this photo,
I was like two, it was like 2000 and like 12. I think it was like 2012, something like that. Go
find a hammer. What happened? I'll tell you what happened. My teeth literally fell out and it changed
my face that's literally what happened I'm not kidding you that's actually what
it was like straight up who like I mean I'm not even like I mean if you like so
there's that and then where is the let me see maybe I've got one more and people
can see and no that's not a good example where did it go I'll see if I can find
one more of here. Oh, I might not be able to. That's too bad. Oh, shit. Yeah, it might
not really be a good indicator for it. I'm sorry, guys. But that's the only photo I can
have and show people. And let me see, maybe one more. Okay, yeah, there's this one. So
this is me whenever I was, I guess I was like, I think I was 17 in
this photo. Yeah, I was like 17. And I still have this shirt,
I'd wear this shirt regularly. So I would say that I mean,
yeah, I would that that's kind of accurate. Yeah, somewhere
around there. Man, I was a long ass fucking time ago. This is
very Easter to and yeah, I have no idea what I would look like
at all. And it would be very different. I'll tell you that. Where are the peeps? My dad
gave them to me. They were really good. I like them a lot. And so yeah, 2009 type ship.
This was 2007. Okay, I'm not that young. And so, yeah. How old are you now? I'm 35. I'm
35 will be 36 soon. That's right. I don't know how it happened. I really don't like I don't
feel old. I really don't. I don't feel old at all. But yeah,
maybe who knows? And 40 soon? Yeah. And your gold max? Yeah,
you micro it to peep? No, I haven't. Is it a good idea? Maybe
I should try it. And you look manly now, bro. It's okay. Well,
I don't know. I mean, like I just I always were I was a beard,
right? I've a beard. And so it's just the way it's been for a
long time. You're officially middle aged. I am. I'm officially
middle-aged and I don't feel like I'm that old I really don't I it's very odd
for me to think about the fact that like I was in high school like 20 years ago
think about that 20 years ago I was in high school what the fuck what the fuck
are you talking about bro like I feel like that was like maybe 10 years ago if
If that, like, I don't really, I mean, it, I mean,
I guess a lot has happened.
I mean, really, like, I mean, for me,
oh my God, a lot has happened.
Jesus Christ.
Like, if I think back on all of the drama and stress
and everything that's happened,
I don't know what to say.
Alice Cooper says she was 35 at 78, yeah.
And hopefully I'm the same way, right?
I do.
Time goes by so fast.
And what number a year are you thinking?
Imagine 20 years ago, like, I don't know, like 2001,
you know, maybe two, like, 1990, 1997.
1997 was 20 years ago.
I feel like that, that feels right to me.
Yeah, 1997.
It was actually really funny.
So I went to a pizza place, right?
And we would always go to this pizza place.
And so this guy, the owner of the pizza place recognized me.
And he was like, and I was like, oh, do you go here often?
I said, I've been going here since high school.
We used to hide from the cops in this bathroom
whenever they would come in and we would be here.
And he said, that was 2008.
And back then, we'd hide in the police,
we'd hide from the police, because we'd sit right here,
and then that way you can see the campus police coming.
And he says, that's crazy.
I was class of 2001.
and that's bathroom is where I used to hide from the police too.
Who's the funniest fucking shit, man?
It was. He's like, yeah, same.
Absolutely same. He mocked me, man. He did.
And yeah, he was older than I was too.
And who hides from the police? We'd leave. We'd go off campus.
Remember, we weren't supposed to, right?
Because like, obviously, whenever, you know, like, I was like,
I think in high school, I was probably like 6'2 or 6'3 or something like that.
So like I could look old enough to we're like, okay, this could be a senior if I was like maybe 16 or 17 at the time
Right, and so I would just leave campus
I just we'd leave campus and even the thing is that even Jeff would leave with me
I remember and like Jeff at that point like whenever we were both like he was a freshman and he was leaving with me
sometimes and like we would just walk over to get pizza and
Be hiding the bathroom bro like that's it. That's so row boy. Yeah, we just do we never got caught not even once
And so, uh, no, I don't know if I'm gonna shave my mustache again, guys, I'm not really
sure about that.
I think if anything, I will probably go and get a hair transplant.
I was gonna do that.
I don't like not having a lot of hair.
I don't like that, but, you know, like, other than that, I can't really care too much.
My wife coming home after I tested if our son could bench press 225 pounds.
What did you do?
the infant did not survive.
225 is a lot, okay?
Like I could make,
like I think that could bench press my own body weight.
I do, maybe this is me,
like I don't think that's crazy.
Like I really don't think,
I feel like if you can't bench press your own body weight,
that's like a, like that's like,
that's like a problem, right?
I mean, like, that's really bad.
You'd be surprised?
Really?
You can't, I promise you.
I'd be more than willing to try.
I would be more than willing to try
because I think it'd be easy.
Yeah, and so if I'm ever at a gym or something like that,
people can remind, and eventually I will be,
people can remind me and I'd do it.
I would.
And can you do a pull-up?
I don't think I've had to do a pull up since middle school. I'm sure I probably could but I don't know
Maybe not. What game company wait?
This car will do preparing for deliverance explosives assembled. I love driving cars. Let's go for a ride
They are vulnerable. This will make a difference fully vested for the cause. I will be remembered
I will not bow to you. I fight to the death. They won't take me alive
I will these used to be suicide bombers, and you would you would run them into things like goblin stappers, right?
I
Know I'm thinking back on this guy will honor find me a good car to drive
I'll make a car bomb. I must position myself. Well supreme truth. We have a network. I move to a sacred place
I know people there on the true path. I'll make a run for it. I am prepared they will fear us
We must have justice. Oh my God. I will die for a crowd
Of course, I'll make this sacrifice. I love a crowd. Oh my god. Uh, well bald man play this. What is this?
Illegal alien
Liberty Lightning, Glory Gatling, Raverig, Recently Released, Permanently Offended,
Race Injector, third world child inspector.
Yeah, I'll play this tomorrow.
Holy shit.
Oh, this is amazing.
Career criminal citizen car.
Paid actress shrieking about white people.
Committable cancel culture of crone.
Let freedom ring.
There's no way, dude! When is this coming out?
This isn't out, is it?
Planned release May 2020-
Oh my- Bro, I'm gonna link you guys!
Dude, we're gonna play the fuck out of this!
Oh my god!
Shape-shifting alien trespassers have invaded Earth.
They're vile species known as third-worlders.
Hales from the third planet of a nearby star system.
Oh, dude.
Oh, man.
Wow. Wow.
Yeah, we're definitely going to do that.
Holy fucking shit, who made this?
I don't know, man.
A viewer?
Maybe.
I mean, like, this is, I mean, if they did, I mean, they've learned very well.
Like, this is so good.
I will play this for fucking sure.
sure this is hilarious. I'm so happy. Mixtape plays itself.
She is doing something wrong, so is it...
This is yesterday's theorem, but Yonpa Yung! Christ, I'm out of shape!
No, I actually don't think this game is a 10 out of 10. I think it's an 11 out of 10!
Best game I've ever played!
Well, let's add some music to the background, because basically this game is so good that they didn't add a streamer mode.
It's copyrighted famous music because you know it's a small indie team, but they have all the big music that cost millions of dollars
So I'm gonna add my own music
Wait, can't fail the skill checks? You can't actually?
My hands are near. Look, I'm clapping.
Alright, I'm going to the bathroom. You guys can flip.
Alright, travel with me.
Wait, what?
I thought you had to jump.
Just wait, what?
She just Superman threw it?
Okay!
Oh my god.
Wait, you just bust down like the Kool-Aid man!
Okay?
Wow, zero fail chance, yeah.
Oh my god.
Jesus!
I didn't even know this!
Oh!
School!
Every- what the fri- everyone's- everyone has problems in this town.
No wonder you want a fricking leave.
Yeah?
Trespassing simulator?
Like mixtape is-
Take it off the field!
You're not my dad!
Mixtape is unironically a white privilege simulator.
It is.
You're going in my soundtrack!
You're going in my mixtape!
I've never seen a better, a better, like mixtape...
Bezham, just knock me any...
I'm literally knock me any...
Mixtape made me hate white people more than Hollywood.
He's there.
Yep.
That's hard.
It's true.
I was there, guys.
It's a game you play when your whole life was a participation award?
White girl powers. Oh my god, I didn't see by the way, I've got to show you guys some of these losers, dude
Some of these absolute like fuck it like I don't understand
What's wrong with them like anybody that thought that that game was like good?
I feel like you have to have like I mean there's got to be something fucking wrong with you, right?
I mean there has to be how do you think this and and not realize that you're an idiot you see me ant game
Which one like the Empire of ants I played it. I thought it was pretty good actually and
What is this some other fucking bullshit? Okay, anyway, yeah, I had a pop-up, but we're good
You probably have the tism do I really I don't think that I do I actually think that I
Think that there's nothing wrong with me and there's just something wrong with everybody else
I think that I'm one of the only people that's not weird and like, you know, mentally fucked up and
everybody else has been infected with like some sort of like mental disease and
because of this mental disease
It's created a false representation that I'm the one that's weird, but it's actually that I'm the only one that's not weird.
I think that's what's going on.
I do.
And by the way, I'm not trolling on this.
I'm not trolling or meaning.
Like I legitimately think that the world has gone insane and I'm the only person who hasn't.
Everybody else has gone crazy.
Look at this.
Okay.
This is insane.
Why is this so laggy?
I'm sorry guys. I have to close this and redo it because of just how laggy this firefox is. Holy fucking shit
Okay, I'm just gonna close the entire thing
All right, give me give me one minute. I'm gonna give it a minute to just
Power down and restart Windows update. That was my secondary computer. It wasn't that one and
Yeah, that's at 9,000 tabs. So that's a good start
any games later you can race a Gundam I know that I didn't even know that was a
thing let me restore the session we'll go back to this sorry about that guys an
annoying complication but sometimes that's the way things go and hopefully
now it will work properly right yeah okay now it's working properly I just
always have so many things open at the same time that it gets lagged out mix
tape is a masterpiece
you start this game up and immediately i'm just infatuated
you mean i got turned to self?
you start this game up and immediately i'm just infatuated with it
pretty soon you won't be listening to music you'll be listening to who you were
and that i just got chills saying it
you said in
is this like a joke?
I mean, he's got to be, it's like a joke, right?
And that is the thesis statement of this video game.
I can't say it's anything but a masterpiece.
This to me is a 10 out of 10 on the kind of funny scale.
This is a 10 out of 10.
You know, this is a masterpiece.
This is a game that I don't know if there's ever been a game I've played that I'm like,
I could recommend this to anybody.
There is a level of something there in the subject matter that weirdly isn't for me.
I'm not connecting with it on as deep of a level as you guys and it might be
Era it might be age it might be like I did not grow up as a white kid in the 90s right that's
that's exactly it said I still think it's a very special game that I recommend
to anybody you start this game up oh my god oh my god he said he said he's it's
true it's true this is a white privilege simulator it totally is let me see if
there's any more of these I was going to look at I don't know if there is or not
but yeah it's just these people are just so what is this is number nine
Dragon Age the Veil Guard.
Timothy, Dragon Age the Veil Guard is a great video game.
What a bunch of retarded losers!
Oh my god, who are these guys?
So how many people watch this content?
Kind of funny videos.
Wait a minute, let me say San Francisco, California. Okay, right. Wait. These things, it gets 2000
likes? Where's the fucking like, don't you have like any YouTube videos or something? Where's your
YouTube. The highlights, okay. 3K views. What about shorts? Oh my god. Lives? Who are these
guys? There's nobody even watching these people. That's the highlight channel? Well, where's
the main light channel? I don't see it. I don't see it anywhere. Go to their main page.
Kind of funny games. Okay, this is it. Everything's members only. I don't even know if it's popular
or not. So these live broadcasts get 7,000 views? This is a YouTube not concurrent total.
Oh my god.
What a bunch of losers.
Holy shit.
Wow.
Kind of pathetic.
I know.
Holy shit.
Game of the year is streaming right now.
Yeah, I'm sure dozens of people are watching.
And here, industry plans?
Yeah, how pathetic.
Oh my god.
What a bunch of losers.
Wow.
A sinking ship.
Yes, I guess so.
all of your videos are members only, but there's nobody that's even watching any of the shorts
content. Some of these shorts have at least okay views. Wow. Well, 372 people watching.
Completely predictable. Why is it that
What they're part of the jury for TGA. Yeah, that that's so retarded to me
Like I mean these people are completely irrelevant like why why are you why is anybody paying attention to them?
The game journalists have gone insane. Have they really I mean I think that they've already been insane is how's it gotten worse?
That how'd they have a whole studio? Probably they use
IGN is just a joke at this point
They gave the industry plant mixtape a 10, but subnautica the most wish-listed game on seven a
Steam a seven. I think they're laughing and baiting us. There's no serious journalism nowadays. I
really have to say that
It's always funny to watch these people make media on their own
Because it really goes to show how how much they can't compete inside of the free marketplace of ideas
It really does. And by the way, you might say that I'm being harsh. I am being harsh. I hate people like this
I think they're awful. I think that these people represent everything that I don't like about video games
I've read things and comments that people on their cast have said before
I've never read something that they've said that wasn't retarded and pathetic and the only solace that I can really take is
Looking at their failing careers and knowing that it's just gonna get worse
I hate him. I hate, I hate, I hate him. Oh, I hate him.
That's okay my feelings, I guess so.
And these guys coming to RetroStop by work-in, they're kind of the worst, really? Like, that's nuts.
You mean we hate them? Subnautica 2 is 93% on Steam, by the way?
Well, it's because, again, like, I wish that we could do...
The thing is that I don't really care about, like, I don't think you need a game's journalism website.
Like, people always ask me, they say, why don't you do game journalism?
Why don't you start a website?
Number one, the last time I started the company, it didn't go so well.
Okay?
Like, actually it went so well, it fucked up my whole life.
So yeah, it actually went really well.
It turned into four other fucking companies, and it drove me insane.
So no, I'm not doing that again.
It's not going to happen.
And yeah, the only thing worse than it failing would be it succeeding.
That'd be even worse.
I don't want to deal with it again, and so in some future we have Mr. Allison put the fries in the back now
It's just not real be of zero percent trust natural game journalists. Yeah, we loved OTK a lot of people liked it
I know it was it was a fun thing to do etc
but
Fundamentally it was it the thing is with OTK and something like that I
The reason why I had trouble with it is that I'm just not made to socialize
I'm not and I had to make decisions and talk to people and people needed to communicate with me on a regular basis
I'm not like like if I quit streaming I could do it like I could but like I can't be so I can't have the social
Like outlet of streaming and then also do like you know these like meetings and shit like that
Oh, that Washington is so boring and predictable. Well, I don't I'm not gonna hate watch them live, right?
Like, that's too bad even for me. Actually, it's not. I just don't feel like it. It'll be boring.
But, um, fundamentally, uh, yeah, these guys are just, they're so, like, dude.
I'm just infatuated with it.
Pretty soon you won't be listening to music. You'll be listening to who you were.
And that, I just got chills saying it.
This is the most pathetic thing.
I mean, when was- This is so s- Wow.
How sad. Can we watch the full video? I have no interest in watching the full
video.
What a bunch of fucking losers. Jesus Christ.
And yeah, that's it. Let me scroll down and find these other ones.
And I did miss out on a couple more. But yeah, this is just all millennials should
be jailed. I know.
We all, everybody knows, we all know that millennials should be jailed.
It's obvious
Hmm
You can destroy every tree in Forza Horizon 6 except cherry blossoms
Due to their cultural importance designed director Torban L where it said cherry blossom trees aren't smashable because it's the right kind of
element of Japanese culture
I don't think that's fair. I think that's stupid. It's a video game. It's a tree.
Like I think it's silly. Like, and here's the reason why I think that it's silly. It's
It's because it's based on the premise that a video game needs to have some sort of real
life correlation, as if doing something bad in a video game has like a translatable real
life component to it.
Fundamentally I think that's really weird.
I do, and I don't like how people try to constantly take fiction and media and make
it an allegory or connect it to real life. Like I get you did it in Japan, it might offend
the Japanese audiences, but like are we gonna stop doing everything else in video games
because somebody might get offended? I don't think it's really a big deal. Wait, do you
see the pronouns? I have no idea. You're not Japanese brother? Well, yeah, I'm not Japanese.
That's you're correct. Yeah, it's like censoring slurs and rap songs. I know. Like they don't
Yeah, I mean if it was gonna get Japan to ban it then I could see why they would do it
But I don't really see the problem with that. I don't and what's the ROI? I have no idea
It's the culture, bro. It should be unlocked in USA gameplay. Maybe yeah
I mean like I just I think it's very weird to do that. I don't like that at all
YouTubers exposed. What is this?
Asmon's definitely an endangered content creator species
Your favorite youtuber the person who has given you countless hours of entertainment might not be who you think
Same room, same voice, same opinions that made you trust them, but lately they feel
off. The edge is gone, the takes are safer, something's changed and you were never told.
Behind the scenes, the channel was quietly snatched up, the videos, the backlog, even the
audience, it's all part of the deal. On the surface, nothing looks different. If the person you trust
is no longer in control of what you're seeing, what are you watching? This is how your favorite
Creators are owned by private equity chapter one. What else buyout and the enforcement loophole
YouTube's feed has started to shift what was once a deep and diverse mine of fascinating content
Started to feel a little shallower videos began to feel empty and repetitive and hey
It's not like we're innocent sometimes I tired and you think you understand the audience and for a month
They want the same thing non-stop and then the next month
They tell you that you only make one kind of video
watching this.
Trust me, we remembered the Russia-Ukraine war feelings.
But anyways, titles became more click-baity, thumbnails turned into a bland AI-generated
mess.
Creators who once seemed independent started saying the same things.
It didn't happen all at once, it was gradual, almost impossible to notice unless you were
really paying attention.
Maybe your favorite creators just got lazy or sold out and started jumping onto trends.
Maybe they started copying other channels rather than showing that same fun personality
that made you a fan of them in the first place. The truth is much more sinister. The channels
people loved and grew up with are being bought up by Wall Street. Private equity and other
large investors have poured billions of dollars into buying out some of the biggest YouTube
channels. Veritasium, Fireship, Fern, Donut Media, Economics Explained, Simple History
and History Hit are just a handful of creators that have been snapped up. Even kids' channels
are part of the bargain. With the likes of Coco Melon in Blippi under the thumb of Blackstone,
biggest alternative asset manager on Earth.
And those are just the deals we know about.
They're not being treated like personal creative spaces anymore.
They're being treated like media machines.
Cheap to run, easy to scale.
Built to grab attention, push ideas, and sell whatever stories or ideas their owners want
to feed the masses.
A number of financial and tech entities are in on this.
Some of them you'll recognize like Blackstone and Goldman Sachs, others, maybe not.
But they still have huge amounts of cash to splash around.
The same playbook has already hit some of the world's most beloved brands, like Toys R Us, Sears, and Blockbuster.
They take something that people trusted and turn it into a hollow entity, all in the name of profit.
When it comes to YouTube, they're not just buying random content, they're buying familiarity.
They're buying the books, yeah, I get it.
The channels you already click without thinking, the routines you don't even realize you've fallen into,
they're buying built-in audiences, demographics, the reasons why you watch.
I'm not sold by this at all.
I don't agree with the framing of this so far.
The only thing that he's done so far is create a implication.
And they're not stopping at creators.
They're taking entire libraries of content as well.
Years of videos, years of trust.
This all happened without people even realizing what was going on.
Because the faces stay the same.
And a lot of people still think the creator economy works the way it used to.
a creator makes some videos, builds an audience, and earns money from the views, and all the
while they stay independent.
At the highest level, those rules no longer apply, because those private equity firms
realize something that should send a shiver down the collective spines of YouTube users.
Buying loyalty is a lot easier than earning it.
Say a company wants to sell you a product like a smartphone, they could do it the usual
way.
So, this is the problem that I have with this video so far.
that taking on investment and private equity, like you have to be able to show a use case
of a channel changing or doing something different because a lot of people take on private equity
and investment. It's very common. It's actually extremely common. Basically, all media takes
on investment. So basically what I think he's doing is he's boogeymanning these large
private equity companies, and then he's creating an implication that an investment that's done
by extension by these companies that is immediately something bad. You see what I'm saying, right?
He just gave examples. No, no, no. He gave examples of companies that received investment.
Receiving investment does not prove that anything has happened. Like, do you understand how many
Any different forms of investment there can be?
Spend millions on marketing and pushing the message as hard as possible, but even then
there's no guarantee it'll work.
You might see it and still not care.
But what if they bought the tech reviewer that you've trusted for the past decade?
At that point, they don't need to convince you of anything.
They don't need fancy marketing slogans or expensive ad slots.
They have already convinced you.
And here's the terrifying regulatory loophole that makes this whole thing possible.
Usually if a creator accepts to promote a product, they have to disclose it.
They have to follow a set of guidelines enforced by the FTC and YouTube itself, among other
authorities around the world.
They have to put a paid promotion tag on their videos and disclose that they are promoting
and advertising a product or service.
We have all seen them.
Short clips, ads, sponsor segments.
Even if you skip them, you know what they are.
you think of them they're upfront about it because they have investment for
nothing most people that invest money like in the problem with this is that
so this is the issue with this conversation is that I've actually been
in rooms that discuss this many times actually like we've talked about this
many times I have never once had an instance where a company or something
like that tried to exercise creative control around investment most of these
companies just simply want to invest in some sort of entity that's going to make them money.
Like I think that like taking on investment is not necessarily a condemnation.
To be platforms require it or the content gets fly.
Your one experience is not valid for everyone? No, but it's valid for me and it can't be replaced
by this person's like there's there's no evidence that's being presented by this at all.
Well, the Wall Street firm buys up an entire YouTube channel and assumes full editorial
control.
They don't have to announce the buyout to the world.
You see, this is, and that's the kind of, that right there is like a sleight of hand
with this video that I disagree with.
You added in something like, and assumes full editorial control.
That is what this entirely is hinged on.
It's not hinged on the investment.
it's hinged on the control.
They can keep the new corporate ownership completely hidden.
And while federal law technically requires them to use paid promotion labels, if they
use that creator to shill their products, enforcement is practically non-existent.
Enforcement's non-existent period.
There's nothing to do with that.
It's not relevant.
And it would still require the paid promotion tag.
You just look at the FTC page I already have.
You can bypass the rules, skip the labels, and hope that they know...
No, they can't.
went to court they would be dead it would be determined they did they
broke the law.
The creator caches the check, signs an NDA and then goes right back to business.
Can't sign an NDA for something that's illegal, doesn't work that way?
As normal, except it's no longer normal. The audience is none the wiser.
They still think that they're supporting the same sort of one person
passion project.
It's us that Asman's getting triggered.
Here's the reason why I'm getting triggered.
It's because there are a lot of videos like this that try to pray on the
conspiratorial nature of people's perception of content creators while at the same time not
presenting any sort of real evidence at all. And as somebody who has experienced in the background
of doing these things, I know that in a lot of these cases it's not as accurate as it actually is.
And so the problem is that it's very easy to create a narrative like this because it plays on
a bias that people already have. But what's happening, I think, and this is what happens
with conspiracies in general. There's no evidence about this, right? Like, there's no evidence.
And also, like, for example, the FTC guideline, this is just a factually untrue statement.
Like, yes, you would still have to disclose this. So, like, I don't want to watch the whole thing.
We're going to watch a shoe video. I want to play something else. But, like, overall, yeah,
I think this is bullshit. And it's Gaging Monkey Vax, yes. And what is this here? And it's engaging
in, as Tiz and Monkey bring, 0.1 seconds from our time. Yeah, I mean, it's just, it's bullshit,
right this video says all the channels would have been banned long ago youtube is harsh on this stuff
yeah that's not even true so that's really the way i see it you're missing the whole point because
he said they bought the entire channel well it's this is the this is what this is framed around
right it's framed around these people changing and shifting their content to be more favorable
towards large corporations because of private equity investment that is the uh basically that
that's the thesis of this video. That's what this video is about. And so I don't think that's really
true. I don't think so. As far as I know, I don't think that's true. And as far as I know, there's
no evidence of this that's being presented other than just simply a logical track that, at least
with the FTC guideline, is inaccurate. So yeah, that's about it. That's happening though. Yeah,
there's no evidence for this at all. It's just people making it bullshit. And Veritasium,
disclose the investment. There's no proof the company exercises editorial control. Exactly.
And it's very, very popular because people want to believe stuff like this. They want to
because it makes them feel smart. But the reality is that there's no... Tencent bought all of GGG
and doesn't control their stuff. Yeah, exactly, right? And so that's really what happened on
mainstream media though. It already was happening on mainstream media period. Like mainstream media
was like that by its intrinsic ownership to begin with. It wasn't like that because somebody
bought it out. I wouldn't argue that. You can't sign an NDA when something's illegal.
Oh, so this is the way NDAs work. Please explain how it works. So an NDA stands for a non-disclosure
agreement. And a non-disclosure agreement is something that basically means that you can't
talk about it to other people. But an NDA cannot prevent you from talking about, and there's also
things that have to do with like, for example, like sexual harassment and things that are not
necessarily illegal in some cases, but there's still protected exemptions of an NDA. But NDAs
cannot prevent you from not discussing a crime. So for example, you can't sign an NDA that you
won't report X or Y crime. That's not the way it works. NDAs are voided from breaking the law.
Yeah. Basically, NDAs get voided by breaking the law. A lot of people don't know about that.
PE ran doughnut media the ground and the original creators saying that he's what happened the same thing happened to Hoonigan
But that's a very different situation and that wasn't a private equity large investment by these big companies
It was by a smaller company that was media focused and I think that's a obviously very very different thing
But anyway, I will watch the shoe video today. I did I sorry. I've delayed this. I
Usually don't watch the videos immediately. So but we will look at it. I
I know, I know. It's time. It's been a while. I also got voided in lawsuits, violates the
terms of settlement. Uh, yeah, well that's also it's that because it's illegal it's
breaking the law. Okay, here we go. Men goon to you. Oh boy. Imagine, imagine having that
happen.
The other day, I made a video about the Pragmata video game drama, and covered some insane
opinions people were having about it.
The game activated some fatherly instinct in some men, and now people were calling those
men creepy incels for having the basic human desire to start a family.
A small part of that video was covering far-left Twitch streamer Hassan Piker's awful opinion
about it.
I will play that segment in its entirety, so you have some context.
What's really interesting about this is all of these un****** losers in the gaming sphere
always talk about like starting families and stuff.
And I don't understand like why this has become a thing that they care about.
Like if you're a gamer, you should care about things that you actually experience.
If you care about things you actually enjoy, right?
It's a dog that's just basically not even moving.
If you're a f***ing lonely gamer who's never been around a woman and will never have sex
with a woman, why do you care?
Why do you care about having children or like riding for having children?
It's just not something that you're going to experience ever for the rest of your life,
right?
This is something that I never understand.
Wow, maybe there's a reason people are yearning to start a family and can't afford to have
one and can't seem to find a partner.
They feel alienated from their work and atomized from their community.
If only there was a political commentator around to speak about all this.
Oh well, guess not.
First of all, the only care about something if it affects you is extremely libertarian
coded and also very weird coming from a guy who understandably wants everybody to care
about a genocide that is happening across the ocean.
Second of all, what is this nihilistic horse shit?
You never aspire for anything, never aim for greatness and meaning.
And I love how he's like un-fuckable losers.
Okay, congrats on the sex bro. Check out this sex haver over here
I'm sure all those un-fuckable losers could easily go to foreign brothels and pay for sex like you was on. Also, 35?
Muslim by the way. No kids?
Muslim by the way. Don't forget about that.
Sittin' in his ugly ass $600 Gucci sweater. I swear I've never seen this guy in a fucking normal ass t-shirt.
Sittin' on his high horse, looking down at people for wanting something more out of life.
I don't understand how someone could be so mentally mind-raped that this is their reaction to such like a simple
wholesome concept
That was three minutes of a 30 minute long video. I didn't think much of it
I just uploaded it and moved on the next day. I woke up and my YouTube homepage
Was flooded with videos like she won head just ended her song
She won destroy his song she won head finishes on her song
Tecto wait what I had no idea Jesus what was going on and to my surprise he actually responded back
Which then prompted a bunch of new videos?
So I'm just had his biggest meltdown Hassan's biggest meltdown yet
She won't have absolutely not the biggest meltdown so far. It's not even remotely close completely mine
Bro, it's not even close response to me couldn't be that bad
right
Right what an unbearable
way to exist dude oh I'm getting all my politics from shoe on head oh look at me
I'm an emo girl who look at me for chan guys who are now 38 years old want to
fat to me why would you openly admit that you listen to shoe on head what the
is wrong with you I'm going to show my I know action to his response and
throughout that will be sprinkled in like normal commentary now I'm gonna be
completely honest I was really debating whether or not to do a response to his
response. But like everyone else is covering this crash out so why would I, the subject of said crash
out, cover it myself? Like there's currently a resolution in Congress to like disavow Hassan
Piker, the same thing that they did to Nick Fuentes, disavowing private citizens for what they said
on the internet. What are we doing here? Does our government really have nothing better to do?
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thought it would be fun if someone joined me responding to this because it is so
ridiculous I needed somebody to like bounce off with because I felt like I needed some emotional moral support
because I feel like I'm going insane watching this so I'm joined here today
lovely smug Alana the VTuber everyone's a favorite oh she hey guys I'm a JPEG
and I would bow but I can't so just pretend I am doing it right now nice
You know what I'm saying?
Well, you were on the last shoe on head video.
Oh, I know who the woman is.
I know her.
Bring that shit up in here, okay?
Uh-oh.
Why?
What do you want me to do?
I'll fuck myself in the face, not die in the process, but at least lose significant
chunks of my fucking brain so I can operate at the same substandard, suboptimal IQ level
that Shu on head and her dumb audience operates in so I can do a regular response to that?
Is that what you want me to do?
Why is he so mad?
Still has yet to bring up anything?
Zero points.
Zero points.
Yeah.
How many seconds in are we?
I basically made the same joke in my video about like giving myself brain damage so I
could understand.
Trying to follow the logic here. Let me let me just give myself some brain damage
Imagine being that chatter like hey, it's on. Did you check out this video?
Me I'm an emo girl and I changed my politics all the time
The thing is that like I mean he should know this he's like my age
Like there's a difference between goth emo and scene you would say that shoe on head would be like a scene girl
adjacent like almost hipster style
2011 that's like that's really where it is. It's not emo like that's not it. What are you fucking retarded? Of course not
The son is much older. Yeah, he's like what 46 now, right something like that. I forgot
Hold on, for me it's the wild way that he frays having nuanced opinions like depending on the subject.
Like, God forbid! You disagree with Hassan Piker, the arbiter of correct opinions of a human.
I do not have that many videos. I have like a hundred videos in the span of like a decade.
You could go randomize and click on any of those videos and you wouldn't be able to tell if it was made today or ten years ago.
which honestly I shouldn't be bragging about, but okay, my point is I haven't changed that much.
And the things I have changed my mind about, I'm very open about.
The way he's framing a people-
The worst part about that is that you can go back 20 years for me and do the same thing,
and you will see an obnoxious, annoying, 16, 17-year-old kid.
Not a single thing has changed.
That literally the same obnoxious awful person
Well changing their minds changing their political opinions over time as like a bad thing is bizarre
Especially as a guy whose goal is I assume to change people's mind
I can't answer you, just a fuck up
He's totally for people changing their minds politically, but only when they change their mind to agree with him
He supports people changing their mind as new information presents itself
He supports idubbs apologizing for the crime of being funny five years ago
But when it comes to me changing my mind, I'm like-
By the way, uh, didn't- I heard he broke up with his wife. Did that- that happen?
Like, three things over the course of a decade?
Yeah.
That's bad.
Like, yes, I've changed them a few things, obviously.
From the ages 23 to 35, yes, you're best.
Wow, no way, really?
Like, you probably don't believe the same things you believed like ten years ago.
No, absolutely not. Well, I think in that video that you talked about, I don't know, I remember like a couple months ago
You were like, I had a baby and then I lived in the city and then I was like man, baby safety and putting right money into the police
Isn't that bad you guys? I think that was different when you were like 20 or 25
Exactly, when I was living in like sheltered suburbs, I was like, A.J.A.B.
F**k the police and then you live and then you're an adult with a child and you live in the city and it's like, oh
Oh, actually, no, uh, we need more police.
I think it was the body cams.
That's what really kind of let everybody knew what was really going on.
It's like everybody says like, oh my God, they're doing all this crazy shit to the minorities.
And then you watch a video and somebody running away.
They won't give you their name.
They're trying to kick out the window of the cruiser.
You have to put them in the paddy wagon.
They ship themselves in the way of the station.
They won't tell you they've got a knife in their pocket.
You've got to figure it out.
And then you put them in there and they're screaming.
They're screaming at you all the way over there. Like it's just fucking annoying man
Like and you really get a different level of respect for the police
I think it's really the bodycams that like I mean that was the biggest fucking uno reverse of their lives
Like after we saw the bodycams all that a cab shit all that fucking police or racist shit
That was gone
I never might I just confused termally left right brain people
I always have hyperpartisan people absolutely hate me because they can't just like put me into a neat little box and then smash
That box with a hammer Hasan usually can hand wave away critics like oh, they're just an Israel shill
They're just a Zionist he can't do that with me
He hand waves them away by hand. He can he can he's just gonna say that you're an emo girl
Then neo cons or neo liberals. He can't do that with me. All right incels
He can't do that with me. So what does he do?
The thing is that like this is the implication that like he has to operate inside of the realm of truth
What if that's a false premise?
No, it doesn't
Do he malfunctions and starts calling me emo like okay, man. You got me emo is when eyeliner
I guess in the hyperpartisan mind. It is completely impossible to hold
several
Contradictory opinions at the same time like wanting free health care, but also wanting a strong border like to me those aren't contradictory
whatsoever in fact they're mutually exclusive you can't one both
That works together. You don't want to override your health care system, right?
Your focus should be American citizens like in their mind like Denmark doesn't exist
They think like oh if you think Indians are important you must also be for
Miners having HRT like oh no you believe in public transportation
and you also have to believe in abolishing prisons.
Like, no, no, no, sorry, no.
I don't know how my ideology is confusing.
I don't know how they see that as like flip-flopping
or being a grifter.
But to me, it's like completely normal,
common sense stuff.
Like you can't-
Oh boy.
You're scoying.
I mean, you can't even really hold it against them,
honestly.
I mean, they're born that way.
It's not even their fault.
Yeah, I mean, like really,
You can't that's just the way they are
Have a country in decay like this you can't it will not be fixed by people like us on telling young men not to aspire
For anything and saying stupid like telling people it's cool to steal would you steal from health foods?
I'm pro stealing from big corporations like what in the fucking lark is that?
Yeah, stealing is so cool, dude
Let's just steal from big corporations
So those big corporations move out of that community and then that community turns into a crime-ridden
un-safe sh**hole ghost town and a food desert like yeah bro you're playing that on racism
you're really fighting the man listen you can tell people that billionaires are the real enemy
until you are blue in the face and it might be true but jeff bezels is everybody has the courage
to hate the top one percent but who's brave enough to hate the bottom one percent
That's the real problem. The bot me, that's right. Those are the real problem boys.
The one stabbing them on a train, you know? You can't have a peaceful functioning socialist or
even social democratic society with the delusional social policies of Hasan Piker. You just can't.
Anyway, sorry, I'm-
This is all their entire world view is based off of virtue signaling and making themselves
feel good.
Obviously, you can't have open borders while at the same time, you let anybody get healthcare,
because then everybody's going to come there and get healthcare and the hospital isn't
going to work.
Duh.
But nobody wants to think about this because it's not about an ideology.
It's about using these words and saying these things to indicate you're part of an in-group.
It's like hail hydra.
At least that one made more sense.
Going on tangent.
It's just so funny he sees my politics as like incoherent when to me his politics are
the ones that are incoherent.
The video was barely political.
My response to him was about his like nihilistic mindset when it comes to young men because
for years we had to watch the media shut this guy down our throat like he was the
Joe Rogan of the left oh he was gonna save young men from the alt-right
pipeline by the way this guy is never going to be the Joe Rogan of the left
because like Joe Rogan at least I argue that people like a song lead more guys
towards being alt-right you could say and the reason why is that there are these
very blatant and glaring hypocrisies things like for example encouraging
stealing, everybody knows he's never gonna steal. So it's like, why are you
telling people to do this? Or like, oh, well, everybody should be, you know, people
should be taxed more and like, you know, really like a huge house. Like, there's a
problem where like, you have these like, dramatic, huge character flaws that
contradict your ideology directly. And in the process of that, I think that you do
invalidate a lot of criticism that people have against, or sorry, you do
invalidate a lot of what you're saying, because people just look at that and they
say, well, if you really believe this, why don't you live this way? And if you don't
live this way, then you don't really believe this. That's truly just that simple. Like,
I mean, I think honestly, like it's a very good indicator. Like if people don't live
a certain way, they probably don't really believe what they're saying.
Broken from years ago, I don't know about now, was all about listening to other people's
beliefs and hearing other people's opinions. Hassan does not do that. Hassan closes his
years and goes, la la la, I can't hear you, you're stupid, I'm smart. For years we had to listen to
how this guy is going to push young men away from the GOP. They are leaving the GOP, but they're
not going to the Democrats and I don't know if they're going to the left either. But anyway,
my video was not political. In fact, the only part that was political was the part where I agree with
Hassan about the genocide in Gaza. If you're a gamer, you should care about things that you actually
experience very weird coming from a guy who understandably wants everybody to
care about a genocide that is happening across the ocean my point there was you
can't be telling young men to only care about things that directly affect them
and then make it your life mission to tell those same young men to care about
things that don't directly affect them
do you want
yes because it's just it's just muscle my dignity politics that's it
i've said it before
hassan will always fall off on the side of defending islamic terrorism
every single time
that's why he identifies as a muslim except he's going to brothels and he's
going around
uh... you know eating bacon i was as far as i know drinking alcohol as a dog
that that's all it is it's literally just anti-west muslim identity politics
want me to lose
what it
chunks of my brain do you want me to john fetterman myself so i can
understand the
the compelling argument the shoe on head makes
one that
should have been left in the dustbin of history
all the way back in 2016.
My opinions from 2016 aren't still here today that I'm good.
Literally, technically, I mean, I'll put my stats on the screen.
I'm literally more relevant today than 2016.
Like, more people are watching.
So, so these aren't opinions from 2016.
These are opinions from now is on.
People disagree with you now.
Look at me as an emo girl,
4chan guys who are now 38 years old want to fap to me.
Wait, Forty and guys want a snap for me?
Wait, I thought it was super cool and progressive to have like an army of men who simp for you
online.
That's not very bulk of you, Hasan.
First of all, I like how you use the word fa-
Nobody actually respects a lot of these sex workers.
Nobody does.
That's the truth.
And that's the reason why, at the end of the day, when people get pushed comes to shove,
They actually get pressed on it.
They will use that as an insult.
It's because they don't actually respect them.
They do it as like a form of performative feminism, but you don't use an insult at somebody
and then say that you support that work.
You don't do that.
I respect all sex workers.
Yeah, I usually don't.
I don't call them like, I never do that.
Of course I do.
Up.
That's so old!
Isn't that gooning?
Yeah, it's gooning.
Come on, come on, get what the times should have been left in 2016, Son.
Come on.
If this was said by anyone else, he would be calling it misogynistic and sexist, but
it's being said by someone with the hive mind-approved opinion, so it's okay.
It's called a dark-woke chud.
We decided to become more hypocritical and annoying.
You wouldn't get it.
If I was getting paid for men to fap to me like many of his friends and ex-girlfriend
p*****s are due for a living, that would be fine.
He would support it.
But since I don't do that, and I'm just like a normal YouTuber, it's a way to insult and
degrade me.
It is interesting though how Son uses unf**kable as an insult to hurl towards men and f**kable
as an insult to hurl towards women.
I think it was Belle.
Hmm.
Elle Hooks that once argued that patriarchy harms men by reducing their worth to status
and conquest, while women are harmed by being reduced to only their desirability and being.
It's because that's the way biology is, it's the way it works, and it doesn't matter how
many books you write about it, it's just that's the way it is.
And people get mad about it and just get mad all they want, but like at the end of
the day that's the way it is.
People get mad.
Everybody gets mad.
People hate reality.
They don't like it.
They make some mad.
And conquer.
You should not be getting feminism mugged by someone who does not call themselves a
feminist song. Not a good look, buddy. And also, bro, you still have more than I ever have in my
entire life. You are on the cover of JQ. JQ? JQ? Jeeva JQ? You are on the cover of JQ.
Anything? Wait, I don't think Alana knew what that was. I don't think she knew.
Tug, I will put the picture up there as censored as I can.
She didn't even know. Just to shield everyone's eyes. Like Little Robert Duncan.
Oh, man.
You are spread eagle in the magazine.
Let me read this to you.
Let me read what this journalist said.
Are you ready for this?
Here's how a son piker starts each day working out,
shooting the shit.
It's Monday, 8 30 AM.
And we're in the backyard of a house in West Hollywood,
where there's a makeshift private gym with benches,
pull-down machines, and dumbbells galore.
This is where a 34-year-old political influencer
keeps his thirsted after-body fit.
What?
By the way, I'm written by a male, too.
And I'm just like, I would have thought it was, yes, I'm pretty sure.
He strips his shirt off, an army of girls and gays.
So there's woodcubel to be where I am now, next to piker,
as he pants in a pair of neon shorts with black Calvin kind
foxes poking up in the socialist bedroom.
This is really gay.
It sounds really gay to me.
Sounds super gay.
Please just explain what JQ is, the Jewish question.
It's about whether the Jews control the world
Some like glistening off the sweat beating on his chest
So when it's women and games thirsting after you then it's a good thing
But God forbid straight men find you attractive
This is the dude that has to keep his girlfriend a secret like some kind of kpop star
So he can like be he boyfriend for his parasocial female fans
I'm always talking about being married like when I'm in a relationship I'm talking about being relationship, whatever
I'm the-
If I was a streamer I would always lie about being in a relationship
I would if especially if I was a girl, but like even as a guy like I've already been through a handful of like
public relationships
uh
I learned my lesson
Or not the one playing e-boy friend
You can you can make the argument with me
For me it's different because like and I think also like now it's different
because like I really do operate inside of my own space nobody else wants to
have anything to do with me nobody likes me nobody wants to talk to me
everybody hates me and I think to myself finally I've got some peace thank
Oh my god, Jesus bro, this is sober laugh, oh man.
Oh.
Anime, okay fair point, however,
Shue doesn't even like have anything that she wears
in her YouTube videos, they're like revealing,
like she's very moderate.
People, wait, oh I'm sorry, my cat is calling, wait.
Dad, put me on the phone, oh, we're buzzing.
The left in a mega body, bro,
That always stuck with me.
A progressive mind and a magabar, you know what I'm saying?
What do they even mean by that?
Big attractive and-
It means that all the leftist guys are fat losers
and all the right-wing guys are like guys
that are attractive and go to the gym a lot.
That's literally what they're saying.
They're saying that like this mindset is for fat losers.
And it's their own ideology.
Like, why would you say that about yourself?
Eating L-sign, working out is right wing.
What the f*** are we smoking?
For like a good three years, there was this really weird campaign to make Hasan Piker like the face of progressive masculinity
in a bizarre attempt to move men to the left.
A progressive in a MAGA body, they said, which like, what the f*** do they mean by that?
Hey guys, we're not all ugly, just genic freaks.
Look, there's one of us here that's you're active!
What?
Mr. Piker's success on camera, in some part, has been aided by the fact that he is, by conventional standards, a very handsome man.
He is six feet four inches tall and built-
Keep that in mind every time you look at his shoes, by the way.
Like, it's crazy, he's a tall guy already.
Why do you have to wear basically- I mean, there are high heels shorter than that.
There are.
Like a professional athlete.
A square jaw, a beard, and a head of thick dark hair.
Yeah, it's the one aspect many of my haters can't shake. Mr.
Piker said of his appearance in a Twitch broadcast last year, they can't turn around and be like, you're not hot
Indeed tens of thousands of viewers may watch his videos for his political views
But many also tune in for their view of mr.
Piker himself whose social media profiles are littered with suggestive images of his muscly body in states of undress or
Thirst traps as the pictures are known
Some of his fans scrape, screenshot, clip, and repackage them into fancams that travel across the internet, glorifying Mr. Piker's appearance and indirectly his beliefs.
That is yet again another mainstream article saying one of the only reasons people watch us on is because he's attractive.
And that he uses his appearance and thirst traps to gain a following.
So is he like projecting onto me? Is that what this is?
Is he, like, insecure about his thirst traps and his reputation of being nothing but eye-candy?
And listen, I'm not-
I think that the more that you try to play off of anything like that,
you're gonna have people that don't like you.
And also, this is what happens.
There are so many e-girls that were really popular 10 years ago.
And now they're not.
Why are they not popular?
We all know why
Everybody knows why
That's the truth and
So you never want to play off of that
Yeah, bro, like we all know I'm not gonna name any names because we all know who they are
Delusional okay, obviously your looks can help take you further in life online and offline like if I was morbidly obese or hideously ugly
I probably wouldn't have like half the following I have you can easily say the same thing for Hasan
But at least I organically collected my simps and didn't have some like astroturfed glaze fest
Propping me up for years as some kind of like political. Yeah, she was getting reposted on 4chan with guys confusing her for boxing
That's how you do it. That that's the real way to do it. I remember this really well so well
It was like 2011 2012
and oh yeah remember that?
X symbol, embarrassing.
I was one of the people that subscribed to it.
I'm 38 years old.
And you're just me too.
It's all back to me.
38, you mean 30 years older than us, Hasan?
Yeah.
Oh my God, the people that are in my demographic.
It was so funny, his little fangirls
were coming at me on Twitter.
Like you're nearly 40 and you dress like a hot topic cashier.
Like, and was I the exact same age?
I think we're a month apart in age.
And like, look how he dresses.
We are literally co-workers at the hot topics, okay?
People like Shu On Head are basically
a humanoid version of a fucking Reddit aggregator.
Reddit?
What?
It hates me.
Literally 80% of his audience are fucking Redditors.
Are we fucking for real right now?
Bro is loved on Reddit.
Why didn't he say 4chan or Twitter?
He's not even funny yet.
He can't even banter or do the jokes correctly.
I'd ironically, I see this entire rant, this clip,
It just sounds like if you were just to post the question, what do you think of Shu On Head on r slash politics and then read the comments?
Yes, it's just angry credit coded molding. You're another the worst part. This is the best thing I come up with. This is the best you can do.
Jesus Christ. What an unbearable way to exist, dude. Oh, I'm getting all my politics from Shu On Head.
If you're getting your politics from a person like Shu On Head, you should be in...
Video about a video game, by the way.
Barist.
What do you mean, get your politics from Shuwon?
I don't expect my audience to get their politics from me.
I expect them to be entertained, to laugh, to think, to engage with the discourse at hand.
I don't try to, like, pass off as someone you should get your politics from.
I don't think my audience should get their politics from me or any YouTuber, for that matter.
I think they should do their own research, come to their own conclusions.
I just say my opinions if people are free to agree or disagree.
It's not on the other hand, like, there really things he's some serious political commentator.
Bro, you're a Twitch streamer. I'm a YouTuber.
But that's the difference between you and I. I know what I am.
Oh my god, the things I want to say to people like this.
Then say it. Say it. Say it, pussy.
Did he change into a suit because he made fun of his Gucci shirt?
Like, you can literally see him scanning his chat of domestic characters,
like, Reddit or whatever, insults, right?
This is so lazy. I find it more compelling when someone
Deconstructs why you're being stupid. I swear if I think if he had an audience that thought it was okay
He would obviously bring up that you're a girl. It's a stupid woman. It's like he's fighting his bro like instincts
He's reverting back to bro tips to song piker
Going back to factory settings
This week's protest is about bringing out the alpha male in you.
This is a classic example of what happens when your father doesn't pay attention to you.
You turn out to be a slut who's craving for attention,
and then I tend to pick you up at a bar late night and bang you out on the first date.
All his insults, I've already eight-mild him on.
Because I've already made fun of the fact that my eyeliner is from 2008.
I'm in no position to talk about style.
I still do my makeup like it's 2009.
I already made fun of the fact that you shouldn't get your politics from me.
politics for me you're going to show on head for political information you are
deep-fried he never self insults like you can make jokes about yourself like I
have joked about the million times like oh I'm a four-pound man behind an
avatar like it's funny like you like just takes himself way too seriously the
most popular streamers every single one of people that take themselves really
seriously and it's because they're insecure that's the reason why it's
pretty obvious. It's sad to see some people that, you know, they fall into that trap,
but there's a lot of instances of that.
I can name the top of Twitch with Hasan. Every single one of them at least like makes jokes
about their appearance. Aswin talks about how he's bald and it doesn't have any teeth.
He leaves himself so exposed to being made fun of and that he can wonders why everybody
makes fun of them. Like just join in.
It's part of being a human being!
Honestly?
Good luck dude.
Thanks.
Wait, Kreshin, how do you like to wipe the drool?
People-
Shit.
Mwah!
He's like-
Stop!
He's like, cropping.
Why are you cropping at the mouth like a bulldog?
Alright, so then we got...
one of these Hassan Orbiters.
It's a former booby streamer, this is-
hahahaha
This-
Oh, man. I just, dude. Dude, I, oh man. Okay, let's go.
This is Casey Troll. Oh my God, I cannot stand this girl. This Shu An Head girl picked me
a woman.
Shu An Head and her dumb f*** audience.
Her dumb f*** audience of f***ing in cells. Like, I don't know. It's like, Shu An Head,
if you like, care so-
You know, isn't it crazy that, like, I remember whenever this girl was, like, pretty attractive
and, you know, she was popular on Twitch, et cetera. And she's just evolved. And like,
we're about the same age too. Like, she's just evolved into one of these like middle-aged women
that picks up a tabloid magazine on like the site, like at the grocery store and starts reading it
and gossiping with the other middle-aged woman about what Kate Milton is wearing.
It's really crazy that like I've watched like these are this is this is my life
These are people that are my age and they've turned into this
It's it's scary it's really fucking scary
So much about these incels go one this is such a self-report for being a retarded
Like I love the implication to that like Casey Tron thinks the only way you can truly care about men
Is if you have sex with them does this stop completely agree?
Bosses just come free with not having a father figure
Do I have to have unresolved daddy issues to comprehend this is that problematic for me to say?
No
Like prove you care so much about these insoles and their inability to get so one oh wait
You won't because you're just grifting to them like you don't you you know what?
I agree with Casey Tron every girl that agrees with me politically has to have sex with me
This is you know what? I never thought about this. This is a great opinion. I
Totally agree. Wow. Why didn't I think of this before? This is brilliant
Maybe I should start smoking weed for every meal of the day
Well, I guess for her it must be ten times.
You don't want to get with them either, but you'll condemn other women for not wanting
to f*** who you don't want to f***.
Okay.
When did I ever condemn women for not wanting to f*** people?
What if it had on foot again?
Had on foot making YouTube videos from Earth too about how women owe men sex?
What the f*** is fetishizing?
Why is everything sex with these people too?
Like, everything is sex.
You talk about the human desire to like create a family and have like a legacy and they're
like sorry you can't get laid in cell.
Sorry you can't get pussy.
Says a chick that sits in her room all day and smokes weed until she's numb.
People.
Hey Jack!
Are you being serious?
Dog, what are you-
If you look up-
By the way, this might not be something she'd want to hear, but that's what my mom did.
coughing that same way. She should stop that. She should. She should stop doing that. There's
not a good ending for this. Stop smoking cigarettes. Stop smoking weed. It's really bad for you.
It's just a little not so fun fact.
Dangers of smoking marijuana and like a kid's dare pamphlet. There's just a picture of Casey
Seatraum's face you're happily married and have a child but because some fat
We on Twitter thinks you're a gripta you're gonna need to f*** a bunch of random men to prove the wrong
What do you just have to do like a weekly raffle pull a random inside of how how do you verify that when I
Reveal her 20 yeah, I stand by what I said Bonnie blue
She on head should be thanking me for giving her and her in self all like
Say that again award! Say that again in self! It's like a parent, man.
Why? In self!
The reason why Kasey Tron hates men is because men pick different women than Kasey Tron.
That's the reason why.
She used to not feel this way, but then after men decided that there were other women that were more attractive and better worth watching,
then she decided that she hated all men.
It's just like what I've said, is that most people's viewpoints and ideology
is actually just personal unresolved drama.
You know, you know, Jafar from Disney?
Hasan is Jafar and...
She's the fair?
Yeah, she'll say...
They didn't know they were just crying, so I'm just like,
Good girl, yes, give it a go.
You're a crazy cracker.
So once again, people in his chat bought up my video.
He has not responded to it.
He has not made a single point, called me emo, called me irrelevant, you know, but he didn't
call me wrong.
I never thought I would ever call you emo.
I call you emo, but they'll never call me wrong.
Did you see what Sean had responded on with on Twitter?
No.
Also...
What?
I mean, I usually try to say stuff right I feel like in some cases I say too much I do
like I can just like sometimes just like shut the fuck up I'll drive back.
say too much. I do. Like, I can just like sometimes just like shut the fuck up. I'll drive back.
I
Okay, sorry about that who cares
Fake laugh what is going on?
What are you guys talking about man, I'm literally over here talking about how we are doing a rally with someone who's running in Philadelphia
I'm out here doing the revolution, okay
That's adorable. He's not a politician man
The majority of the people that know your name only ever heard of you because you electrocuted your dog live on the street
Kaya, please just fucking go stop
Isn't it crazy it's already been over a year since this
Online predators like they don't give a fuck about your rally bro in the background over here
They want you to call shoe on head of Nazi to validate their hatred in their feet
Dr. Shoe on heads
No, you're joking stop
A son is pissed because like he's finally out doing something in the real world and the only thing people care about
The only thing people are talking about in regards to him online right now is this and you know what to be like completely fair
Which is something these people would never do for me. This was a better response than his first response
He's basically just like I don't care. I'm busy doing like real things in the real world. Okay fair enough
Understandable have a nice day
Then he says this talk to me when when we got the wiki feet ratings up for shu on head
Okay, did she what's her wiki feet looking like? Okay, they got the
The bro tips coming out again. She was her. What?
Did I listen to what that woman said no, absolutely not let me know I could see her feet though
What?
Weird thing to say.
Honestly, it would be gigachat if it came from anyone funny or likable.
Like, if the chatter didn't even bring it up, why did you bring up wiki feet?
I know.
By the way, if you guys don't know, wiki feet is a website where people upload pictures
of like celebrities' feet.
Let's look up Hassan's foot.
No.
Oh my, no way.
He's got his bare tutsis online.
Oh god.
Wait!
I have a higher feet score than Hassan.
Is this what this is about?
He's mad?
He's been footmogged.
By the way, never address anything you said, never even attempt to turffee to point you out.
No.
Just what's going on about, like, wiki feet?
If I sold feet pics, if I sold pictures of my feet, would he use this as an insult?
No, because he's Mr. Sex Positive, Mr. Sex Work is Real Work, Mr. Broffit Boy.
Yeah.
I'm making a difference, unlike Shu in her stupid video, also she's stupid.
She's stupid, don't go watch the video, don't go watch it guys, she's stupid.
Also her feet are kind of nice looking.
Oh my god.
The craziest part about all this was after he's crashed out and like after everyone was making fun of him
He gets on Twitter and he's like I've yet to watch any of her content. Uh-huh. Excuse me
So what the f*** are you basing? All of this on how am I stupid? How do I change my politics?
How am I just an emo girl that men fact to either a he's lying and he has seen my content or b
He's just blindly repeating things. He's seen other people say about me either way. It's pathetic
He's stuck between like wanting to be above it all. I don't even know who that is
I'm out here doing the revolution and wanting to tear me down
But he can't do both so as it stands right now
What he's saying is that he has literally never heard me speak. He just looked at me and went woman online must be a whore
Which honestly not a bad guess
People should be more embarrassed, okay? What happened to shame?
Oh wait, wait, wait. I find it incredibly ironic that the guy who used chain lightning on his dog
live on stream from thousands of people and then lied about it and gasoline everybody
thinks that anyone else needs to be embarrassed about anything. Like, you've spent your entire f***ing career
The better part of a decade plus, being a political commentator,
the only thing that the majority of the internet knows you for is f***ing zapping your dog for stepping up
at four square foot cot that you've designated for it.
That's your f***ing legacy, Hassan.
Sha-cha-cha-cha-cha-ma-da, god can't stop.
Yeah.
Like, obviously we watched the video and something in it really had him rattled.
Like, was it the brothel thing?
Was it the clock meme?
Because if it was the clock meme, that was a joke, okay?
We're the same age, Hasan. It is not too late. This is all not that serious
I just thought it was really funny and everybody was asking for a response video. So there there's your response video
I also just want to make it clear that if he responds
I will not be responding back unless it's something absolutely insane that requires a response
I refuse to get caught in the Hasan Piker content loop. I will leave that to the professional Hasan Piker farmers
There are people who have made diabolical wealth off of farming this guy, okay?
I am but a humble culture war farmer. I'm but a humble gender war farmer and my crops are dying
I must get back to them. They're calling him the corneous man alive
The final boss a performative male feminism the human
This is like when like a hot girl has like a video game controller and she's like licking it
I was like, yes, or like with the cat ears, the little headset with the cat ears.
I'm not just, there's not just one picture, it's two in different shots, so like, it's
like, dude, can you just take a picture of me like holding it and then like putting it
down on that.
I'm solemnly looking out the window.
My dog is literally just sitting next to me, he's staring at me, he knows I'm talking
about Hasan, he says, Taya, I will save you.
Okay, Alana, thank you for joining me.
You made it less painful to watch this shit, okay?
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Oh my god. Jesus Christ.
It was, it's just, so much of this is just so stupid to me. It is. It's so stupid. It's
so like, it's so unnecessary too. Like, I think by the way, having Alana there as the VTuber,
that was really funny. I didn't expect it to be as funny as it was. That was good. Watch
until the end okay I'll link you guys the video give it a life
it's bad you know I haven't been to I haven't been to a hot topic in life
oh man
I don't know how long I want to see some of their lights yeah
it's bad
Take me serious, what are you-
Why?
So what are you-
What the fuck?
Okay, yeah, there it is.
Look at the song I can't.
I know.
Next IRL stream, if I go to a hot topic.
I mean, I'd be willing to-
I don't like going anywhere publicly live.
It's just because it causes problems.
It does.
It causes problems.
I would prefer not to be like a debuff anywhere that I go.
It'd be, is Alana still really a 400 pound dude?
No, probably heavier.
400's not that much, honestly.
Especially for being like an anime girl like that.
I mean, you probably,
I mean, you're looking at like the 500 to 600 pound range,
right?
So something like that, this is some other bullshit.
I'll look at this later on.
This is some other person mad about me
when women existing pronouns and gay people play the game.
It isn't revenge. You're just pathetic. Call it whatever you want, but we're gonna keep down voting. That's fine. The thing is
People get mad about things like this that I say I have no I have no intention
Area of retardation put the dark ages. This is somebody that said that I was retarded
That's how you know this game was gonna be shit
They announced it and the developers had pronouns next to their name. It's done by a fucking Japanese dev
I'm just going to say they got mad bro. He got mad over that damn bro. Oh, he got like
Okay, this game is made by losers. It's made by loser retards and so I think about it, right?
You guys I was talking about him understand what gender is
How can you possibly figure out how to make a good game really think about this just for three seconds?
If you are living in a delusion who is this guy of reality? How the fuck are you gonna make a good game?
There's no way. That's how you know this. So he mad about this. Why are you mad about this?
How does this take retarded? No, it's not. What are people saying about this? Points retarded,
saying a lot of drugged up artists and can't make good art. Putting pronouns in your bio,
doesn't mean you don't understand gender. Not understanding gender completely irrelevant to
video game development. No, it's not. It's not. So this is a problem that a lot of these people
don't really get is that if you're really retarded about one thing, the odds are that you're going
gonna be retarded about a lot of other things too because you're stupid. Like if
you think the earth is flat, would you listen to somebody who thinks the earth
is flat their opinion about anything? No, because they think the earth is flat.
It's fucking stupid. Would you listen to somebody who thinks that the earth is
6,000 years old on anything? No, I wouldn't because it's fucking stupid. So
there are a lot of opinions out there that are just so stupid, so deranged, so
dumb that nobody should take them seriously and nobody does. Pronouns are not stupid.
You get fresh out of Jesse Adams. You're probably like, dear Mr. Adams. Yeah, I don't
know. What is this here? What about Steve Jobs? Same question. Of course. The comment
about the email killed me. What part of speech do you have with game development? Exactly.
And so there are some people mad about this. Is that it? And Marathon Destiny Operator.
So this is the guy's, this is his channel, what is this here?
Oh, he just makes videos complaining about people, Clavicular's downfall has begun.
This is as Asmongold deserve his Twitch ban.
So all this guy does is react to, you're 26, you look older than me, holy shit.
Really?
Oh my god.
There's no way, dude. Same guy, Deep Lore, by the way. Wait, who is this? 26? Wow, bro.
Do pronouns do that to you? Wait, who is this guy?
I guess Mr. Moneybag Xanderhal is about to be homeless because he was trying to survive
off of a four thousand dollar progressive victory check.
And this is during the Keffel's rape drama that we just watched.
It's happening simultaneously.
So I think this was a bond that was posted in December.
Well, how do these losers keep showing up?
It's like the same recurring characters.
Twenty second.
Oh, my God. So is this bad.
And this is the drama that was preceding it.
This is like part of the Keffles versus Zander Cole arc
where I guess Zann was moving into a new fucking house and it is
a
emergency.
I am now homeless.
Why?
Answer.
Answer it now.
Now, please, I'm going to be homeless.
Sherry, Sherry.
Sherry, Sherry, Sherry, Sherry, Sherry, Sherry, Sherry, Sherry, Sherry, Sherry, Sherry, Sherry, Sherry,
V, V, Cherry, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, I have never been paid for!
According to all my bank info, not ever before!
Cherry answer! I'm gonna be homeless tomorrow!
Cherry, Cherry!
This is the guy?
Oh my god.
Wow.
Okay, I'm buying my ticket back to California right now, okay?
just gets okay thank you for completely ghosting me tonight I will never forget
it never the only way to save me is for progressive victory to pay me everything
they owe I've never received a single payment not one I'm fucked this is the
first time hearing this guy sir Jerry you fucking killed me why why why please
Please answer please answer now answer now
Oh, it's so great dude. What is something idiot? I really like you dude. I don't have no voice tomorrow, bro
I
Missed Briana
When you're back online, we have to have a conversation about your future employments
If I'm saved it'll be no thanks to you
I have a message for this one
I'm fucked and it's your fault. I can't watch this whole thing. This is too much
wait what the fuck beat her to death kill kill we don't get fucking owned wait
who is this guy video game music is the only thing yeah let's just oh my god I
would kill dander hall would kill cathol's at a heartbeat he wouldn't even
shoot her. He beat her to death with the gun.
Uh, Xander, oh jeez Xander, you're not in a good mental state.
Xander Hall would kill her. He's asking for her address. He wants it. He wants to know
where she's at.
Uh, yeah, she's in Ireland. It's not public. Please stop Xander.
I won't.
Someone has to die for this. I won't be happy until someone dies for this.
Ideally, Xander Hall would like that to be Keffels.
What a skit, so how is somebody like this not in a middle institution?
And this is the person, by the way, by the way, I want to say you got clocked perfectly.
I said, I'm not going to listen to people with pronouns in their bio because I bet they're
probably fucking crazy and this dude oh my god this guy's a nutball the fuck's
wrong with them whole series of broke red tubers begging for money most
hilarious content ever I didn't even know this this is the guy yeah you you
got listen you're mad about this because you were correctly stereotyped you were
However, I made a wide generalization that was unfair, but it wasn't unfair to you.
That's it.
Claudia retarded how the tables have turned.
I know what a pathetic loser.
I want to say that I am absolutely of the mindset, the way that I don't think the government
should be done like this.
But I absolutely stereotype people.
I absolutely immediately jump to conclusions.
I absolutely judge people for small things.
I absolutely stereotype people based off
of immutable characteristics, and I do it all the time.
And the reason why is because I respond
to positive reinforcement, and usually I'm right.
That's the reason why.
Yeah, too bad.
Too bad, and this is just another instance.
Another point on the graph that draws the same line.
Oh my god pattern recognition of 10 plus years. What a retard and so what is this 18,000 posts and you've done this over five years?
Wow, well, there it is guys and it oh and he hates a song too
It's a son
Gay rights in China. Oh man. Oh wow
What is it? It's homeless supporting my stream. You're in rage, but in the nearest chud. I got the Nazis mad
Oh my god
What a skit so who is this guy? What a weird guy and
Avarosa's got yeah, what a loser
26 years old wow and you're just making videos
Complaining about people and that said and nobody really watches them like that's what's sad. Nobody's watching these videos
Man, that's too bad. Maybe she makes it about the video. He did about me only 8,000 views at least the best one
You've had a quarter ring people don't like the quarter ring. Uh-oh. Yeah, there it is
Man, what an idiot. So you gotta play fours of today. I am I am we are gonna play that. I'm sorry guys
This is just it's just it's a funny little it's a funny little bonus, right? That's why I hate you
Who knows I have no idea, but it is funny. So we're gonna look at this is a new game. That's come out
I don't really know what to expect out of this. Okay, I haven't really ever played a fucking racing game before
But it's all right. We're going to try it out. So forza horizon six, I have not played a racing game since the game cube. It's been a long time.
2000 and like three, something like that. And I'm going to see what this game's like. I am. I haven't really tried it out. I've never played it before. And so we're going to see what it's like. I don't know if it's any good or anything else.
We're going to find out.
Check the player count. How many player count is it? How many? How many do it be? You got
series X controller for this? I got it. Can try and get to use that shit. I do it with
keyboard and mouse. I just go, I do keyboard and mouse around. 100K. That's pretty good.
I mean, I feel like it's probably better than other ones. I don't know if it is or
Playground games.
Xbox Gay Studio.
Okay, let's see here.
Let me do settings in valid gaming services.
What?
What?
I paid a hundred dollars for this game.
What?
What do you mean I have to do an update for my...
Is Steam not updated?
I bought this game on Steam.
You tell me I can't play the game on Steam because I don't have another program updated?
Yo, I bought this shit on Steam!
What the fuck?
That's- this is so stupid!
I- I don't even know what to say!
Like, they should make a-
How is it that Steam even sells this game?
So now, in order to play a video game that I bought on Steam, I have to install or update
a third-party application that has nothing to do with it?
What the fuck?
That's so stupid.
Is there a way?
Can I just re- Let me- Maybe it's a mistake.
Maybe it's a mistake.
I can maybe check it for updates or something.
There's no way this is real.
There's no way.
Properties, updates, automatic updates, OK.
Right click, verify files.
No, it's like 150 gigabytes.
I don't want to do that
It's in the micro so I have to go into the Microsoft Store and do an update on the Microsoft
Like are you kidding me
Oh my god.
Use the Xbox app to update.
That'd be stupid.
There's no way I have to do that, right?
I refuse to believe this.
I've never had a Steam game that's ever required me to do this ever.
It takes like two minutes.
I'm debating if I even want to play it.
I am.
This is so ridiculous.
It is. It's so ridiculous. It's so stupid.
Like I
Can't really fun this game after even if I do play it's at the American
This is just nuts steam warns you about this on your store page. Oh
It does if it warned me about it, and I didn't read it then okay
That's so cringe
Best advice to a quick Google app guides if here's to be five steps or so
Okay, let me see if I can just click one button.
If there's one button I have to click,
I can do that one button, all right?
Let me see if I can find it.
If it's a five step process, I'm done.
Like I'm not gonna play it, but I'll try this, okay?
Let me see, okay, so what do I have to do?
I have to go to the Xbox, I open the Xbox app.
Installing update.
Okay. It says it's installing it.
The Windows Store.
We have to sign in with an account?
No, I don't want to sign in with an account.
I just want to do an update.
No.
I don't want to do that.
Microsoft store. Okay, Xbox. It says open. Okay, well, alright, so I updated the Xbox
app. Okay, so the Xbox app has been updated. Take a look at this. There it is right there.
updated. I'm going to close the game and I'm going to reopen it. It says paused. Well,
No, no, no, no, it doesn't like, what do you mean it says paused?
Where is it here?
I don't see paused anywhere.
Oh, wait a minute.
Yeah.
So what did I just download before this?
Does it actually read the button?
Well, it says retry.
Is it not working?
It's going to downloads in Microsoft Store. I see it now. Okay. It says it's almost done.
Okay. The update has been done for Xbox. All right.
Take three, not take two.
I'm bad at work, I'm bad at work!
That's some bad, bad at work!
Isn't that just a midi-a-driver?
I don't think so.
Alright boys, let's try it out.
Alright, let's see what happens.
Works.
Oh my god, like what is this, like a random fucking account?
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What the fuck?
Can I just play?
Can I not play?
you
you
you
Yeah, it's just a random lag spike. I'm not even worried about it.
Give me one second, I'm going to try and see if I can do this.
I don't know what's wrong with this.
Oh, I think this might have broken too.
Give me one second, restart the PC.
You're so angry.
Well, I'm annoyed.
I am.
I am annoyed.
It's true.
Okay, so the audio is back.
That's good.
And so, they're trying to make me make an account, like I don't want to do that.
Why do I have to make another account?
Okay, so can you do an Xbox game account?
Oh my god, okay.
Let me see if I can get this all to work.
Okay, so accessibility.
All right, all this is good right audio. Let me see here
Just the Microsoft account. I mean, I just I don't know why like who asked who asked
Okay, um
okay back all right so difficulty all this should be fine okay good visual
accessibility I'll turn off motion blur because it's annoying all right good
all right best rage bait ever I know I know so annoying okay um all right all
that should be good. Okay, saving continue. Alright, that's fine. Video will turn off,
will turn everything up. 165. Okay, show FPS. I don't really care about that. Alright, good.
I don't want to change a lot more of this. We'll change this as we play. Alright, alright,
let's see what it's like. I'm gonna try not to crash out. I'm not gonna crash out. I'll
try the game so it's like
Okay, um start game. Let's do it
Default assist
It's gonna do default right? I should just do default
I
Just eat yes, okay, I'll optimize it. All right
Get the Subaru is that right?
right.
Finally going to be a racist for real. Oh, a different racist. I like that.
Uh oh.
Yeah, I actually think it's so annoying. It makes me so mad and it's so annoying whenever games require you to have like a secondary login.
like I really don't like that I think it's so unnecessary and it's like it's such a consumer
unfriendly practice especially like I mean you buy something on steam and then you like
Like now you have to download something else. It's not even Steam. It just seems very unfair.
It's misleading. EA started that shit. I think Steam should have a rule that like if you need a secondary account you can't sell it on Steam or something.
It's just so obnoxious.
Like it used to be able to like log in directly from a Steam account.
Okay.
I know you won't hear this until you land, but you are going to love it here.
Japan!
I have so much to show you.
There's just not enough hours in the day.
guess what? Jordan will be here any minute. I like the busy getting everything done. I've got the
sofa to hold for a while. I've got the garage all set. Oh, he's here. Japan is white people's
Wakanda. Nothing may set is true. Is that true? There's a huge event this weekend.
Legends are all over, making their way to the festival.
It's gonna be on another level, and I hope that you're in time for a new kind of get-this.
Oh, oh, that's the game!
Game looks good, Warwick. Warwick, what? What?
Is it okay? This is me. I'm moving around.
Okay. Alright, I'm playing.
Okay, alright, go fast.
They're going too fast, man, I can't keep up with them.
Oh, I beat them.
Wait.
I was about to... Oh my god...
This tutorial, I was literally about to win though. They turned me off.
wait a minute this is me right okay and this is me all right to me
okay I got it
Wait, how'd they get over there?
I thought I got ahead of the lurchy guys.
What happened to them?
Oh, they crashed.
That's so scripted.
That's so scripted.
Oh.
Wait, my first voice now?
I'm first place.
It's easy.
Oh, I did it.
I hit the wrong button.
Wait, how'd he get...hey!
Wait a minute.
How'd he go over there?
Oh, nice cars.
Oh, I'm back here. I'm back here.
Drive the car to the launch party.
Okay, let's go.
Why would I want R Rewind?
Why don't I want to Rewind?
It's fine.
I don't understand.
It's taking me a little bit to figure it out.
Rewind the mix thing?
Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up, hold up.
What are they doing?
What are they doing in my game?
Oh my god, how's he so fast? How's he so fast?
He's right
I don't think it's like that, oh.
Damn.
Damn.
It's time to break this bomb.
Okay, now what I'm doing this is me again, right?
Oh, that's the way it goes, guys. That's the way it goes. I didn't know that could happen.
I didn't know that could happen. That was my fault. I didn't mean to do that.
I gotta get back. Get the center control.
It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.
I'm gonna be eating. I'll go.
I can't see behind me how do I see behind me?
I can't see behind me.
I have to focus.
I can't see behind me. I have to focus.
I always go hard.
I don't think so. That was easy.
Was it driving the road? No, I'm supposed to win the race.
The road is in succession.
I
Who the fuck is this loser? Oh, it's supposed to be me
Okay, let me go
Okay, um
I guess I'm gonna be this guy
Yeah
No, all your guys are Asian. This is just like your typical Western guy
What the hell is even the difference what even look like
Okay, that's fine
default skin tone I guess I'm gonna be white guy all right hair I mean is as
good as it's gonna get guys it really is is there a oh my god all your hair is
a bunch of girl hair styles again why is it always a bunch of fucking girl
hairstyles all right um be bald I think I might have to be honestly like that's
one of the only hairstyles about this is any good like yeah I think we're gonna
go why why dude oh my god is this really it
oh well wait a minute it undid it it undid it what where's the one I wanted
Oh wait, well it says that right? Yeah it is, okay.
Damn.
Damn! Okay, alright, I think that's me.
I feel like that's me for sure, guys. That's great.
Body type 3, I don't think it even matters. Hair color, uh, brown hair, okay, prosthetic. Wait, what?
Wait, what?
What the hell? You can have fake arms?
Oh my, okay, I'mma put all these on.
Yeah, I want all of them.
Okay, I got all that bullshit.
Okay, what about this? Amplifications?
What the hell is this? Is these like headphones?
is this a headphone maybe like this yeah okay that's good yeah okay and let me go
and do okay oh they do have pronouns in this all right we're gonna be a they
damn definitely your character can be changed at any time yeah I this this
These characters definitely abate him.
Okay.
Uh, is Zack, would you like to use his name?
Yes, we're just gonna use Zack.
Alright, that's fine.
I'm collecting all the disabilities, am I?
Okay, let's go.
Hey.
I can't believe we're all here.
Make yourself at home, whatever you need, just ask.
Oh, we've talked about this for so long.
And it's actually happening.
So, what's next, mate?
Glad you asked.
Another two of you dropped everything to be here.
So, I got you both a little care package.
Everything you need to make the most of your time here.
Mm-hmm.
First things first.
When in doubt, explore.
I've been back here five years already and I haven't even scratched the surface.
So, take this journal and document everything.
I can't wait to see what you both discover.
And I expect photographic evidence.
Of course, if you need a guide or a tour, I'm about you covered.
I'm sure you both learned to cache.
But with your dragon skills, finding a job will be easy.
Tell me, what's the local race you seem like?
How about a street racing, at night, who told you so?
And if that wasn't enough, I have one word for you...
...Turge.
Don't give it to them, car!
Hey, mate, this is great, thanks. We couldn't do this without you.
Uh-huh.
So, someone forgot to bring a car.
Don't worry.
I got you.
Oh, they're gonna give me a free car. Okay, alright, here we go.
Where's my car?
What the fuck?
Gentlemen, you know it, I know it.
Everybody knows it.
I think we're going to hit it with the big boy.
Like I used to have a car like this but it was a Zuzu Rodeo.
So like this one is like, nah, nah, nah, let's go with this.
Like this is a, like we gotta bring
a bit of American flair to Japan.
Let them know how it is.
We're gonna go to, we're gonna use the Jimmy.
Let's get the Jimmy boys, let's go.
Hell yeah brother, that's right.
This is the first generation of the GMC Jimmy.
Yeah.
Rugged, powerful and loves to go off road.
Uh-huh.
Well, we got a piece of shit.
Mmm.
That's a really good car.
Um.
make this plate your own just so we know it's you
okay all right yeah okay very funny but no and you know why
Oh my god bro this game this game that's a good one
All right.
I have it.
I have it.
I know what it's going to be.
No, no, no, no.
Guys, guys, guys.
Just have patience.
Have patience.
Have patience.
I have an idea. I have a vision.
There's no way they're gonna let me do this one, right?
Go for life!
Let's go!
Please!
Please!
Please let me do it!
Okay!
That works.
Now, let's head out.
Yes!
Let's stop Tokyo City.
Okay, let's go!
You can't be retarded, but you can be a going.
the difference oh wait okay I'm in the game now okay let's do it
oh my god well why can't you reach our
Is that- is she gonna be fine, right? Like if I hit the car it doesn't matter?
Wait a minute, can I go in the highway? No, I can't.
I try to do what I want. I do whatever the hell I want. Drive up, fuck it, do whatever I want to do.
Great, I'll break. I'll show you how I do a break. I hit the wall, that's how I break.
I'll break the car.
Shit, shit!
I'm trying to crash these people.
Alright, that's one out of the game.
Alright, next.
Oh, I crashed him out big time.
See that minimap?
What a little bitch!
Okay, alright, there it is.
Next one, yeah.
I can go over the tree, right?
Is that cherry blossom?
I knew that would be fun.
This is good.
Oh, that was close. Oh, that was close.
Huh?
The one's who helped me organize this.
Nah, this guy...
Alright, alright, alright, I'm gonna go after this guy.
This time I got you, bitch.
What, what, what?
Watch what I do to one.
All right, let me introduce Yuji-san and Keiko-san when they're not I don't know
I was gonna have them they help set up races for that's not the way a car
Not what would happen you realize
We have a new root here ready for testing. We need you to make sure it's fun. Make sure it's
Horizon plus it wouldn't really be horizon if we didn't make it a race
So yeah, I
Not how we'll be.
That one.
What's that in my car?
Okay, I'll see how to win this one.
Oh, it's over now! What a bunch of losers! Goddamn!
Oh, I was worried I would get that bike now. It's fine.
So is it? Yeah, okay, it does work, that one.
What's this animation, but I'm listening to you why they have me listening to you what is this like a theme song
I thought it would push me in a different direction.
I'm still gonna win, it doesn't matter.
I thought I would like ram me over there, I still beat him, I literally still won.
I actually still won, it doesn't even matter.
It doesn't even matter, I still beat the ass.
Suck a dick.
Dude.
Vehicle damage for sure
That's
That's my right off it's my job
face. Okay, now what? It's way more comfortable controller. Why don't want to play controller
if I play keyboard mouse? Will you retard him?
I'll take a house.
Spray.
Welcome to the Spring Qualifiers, our path to the festival and our first wristband.
Standing in our way is the horizon invitation. Okay, so we need to prove ourselves first in these
Qualifier events complete enough of these and we'll have a place in the invitation
First step on the road to legend islands better get to it
What do you want to do first? Just whichever one there is?
I don't know really which one to do like
It says speed trap
Like, I don't know, really, should I do this?
I guess I'm gonna do that.
Is dirt racing? Okay, well, that's good.
Okay, so now I'm in Tokyo, right?
Okay, that was cool.
Alright, where's the people?
Where's the people?
I don't see anybody I can run over.
That's so dumb, bro.
I just want to see who I can run over.
Oh shit! Oh shit! No, this is fine! This is fine! I'm good! I'm good! I'm good! I'm good!
I was practicing for the dirt race! There you go! There you go! That's me! I did that!
Okay, so I need to go speak to that person, but wait
Okay, so I don't even understand what I wait hurts
What do you mean hurts?
Wait, can I just?
Wait, I'm just driving through the
What is the idea to do this?
Oh my god.
Okay, so am I racing now?
How do I race?
Is this a race?
I got a skill point.
Wait, what?
to unlock perks this is skill what the fuck this is skill point skills score skill points can be
spent on any car you own I don't know what the fuck any of this is I can't buy anything
am I doing something right I don't even know
I think that I think I did it go back
Wait what this is your map it'll help you keep track of where you've already explored okay, so I'm gonna go back more left to discover
Okay
I'm gonna I'll figure this out like I didn't know that
Sorry, I had no idea what I was doing. You're an open-world model race. Yeah, I didn't know if it was like an objective or something
I was just really
What was he thinking what a dumbass
Okay, okay, okay, okay, so I have to go into okay enter it in
Select okay solo. All right good, and then I'm gonna select again
But we have to buy a car wait what?
Wait, what about my cars?
What happened to my
Huh, okay, whatever. That's fine. I got my cars as a matter
here we go just like one yeah your car and car can't drift I do whatever the
hell I want who says I can't do that do it a hell I want okay start racing
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
Oh, bitch. Fuck you.
All right, see? I got it.
Okay.
Oh, it's- oh, it's- it's J.
There it is.
They're gonna see- they- they had to reset me twice for me to lose the first time.
They try to stop me.
He's brave, so not that I have to. I don't like him, but as soon as I have to.
She's not even on the map anymore.
Just the way it is.
Jesus, what a bunch of losers!
Holy shit!
Oh, fed!
That was good!
Good.
So if I die, I'm gonna try to get him to do a nice move.
Damn.
The front of your car is incinerated?
And what?
I'm gonna hit the bunch of people?
He goes, fuck them.
They're getting better? Yeah.
Man, that's not a hard car.
Can we get to where I need to go next?
Hello, I'm Anna your automated natural navigation assistant. Let me run through the new features in my latest software update
Okay
In my latest update you can now utilize the auto drive feature
Wait, what world builder all of right next suggestion feature. Let's explore that now
now. Uh-huh. Here I will recommend what you should do next. You haven't qualified for
the Horizon Festival yet, so I've recommended a qualifier event for you. Select it, and I'll
update your route. Okay, I'm gonna select. Okay, Zach, I have set your route to the Road
race event
The bitch said my name she said my fucking name
Damn one of our fucking
Why I've gotten on the wrong side of the road
Okay now I understand.
Okay.
Okay, uh, festival now.
Alright, solo. Alright, I need to do a knee song.
Alright, let's do it.
Okay.
I'm gonna beat everybody.
Okay, let's go.
Is that your name, the boy?
No.
I don't know how to do that.
Is this players yet?
I'll try. I don't know how it works.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
What?
Oh.
I only got one more left.
What is this here?
Oh
I was not so bad.
We need his ass, there we go.
Great.
Holy shit.
I'm not going to die, I'm not going to die, I'm not going to die.
Oh, that show. I'm literally winning.
Wow, I've been getting first place on every single one of these. This has been not so bad.
I don't know what the mode is at all.
I don't think I am I thought just I thought one of the people I'm pretty sure I did
I'm pretty sure I don't, but...
Use of finesses?
No, it's fine.
People are trying to make me look stupid.
I'm people trying to people trying to make me look stupid
Okay, so we have to go now
I probably should go this one right
driving assistive default? I'm pretty sure it's not.
and hit the road.
they said that's pretty off.
they haven't.
I said no.
you're back.
okay.
I have a couple of announcements.
Horizon Wave now has studio space in Tokyo City.
cheers for my friend, Taka Hero from Opus.
so I get to commute with him a few times a week, which is so cool.
you're still in drive?
yeah.
we're about halfway through the night.
I'm doing really well.
Am I crazy or something?
Alright, here we go.
He's going red.
The traffic is going ABS?
Yeah, but...
Every car has ABS.
Any new car has ABS.
That's the way it goes.
Okay, okay, uh, into revamp, alright, now I gotta get, I gotta get locked in for the
big event.
Compete against other rival players.
I can't be co-op.
Okay, oh, oh wait, I get to use my I gotta use my real cars I've used my real car now.
Okay, good.
Finally.
Definite loss.
Finally.
Definite loss.
Watch.
Check difficulty.
What's the second?
Difficulty?
Just average.
Hey, unbeatable.
That's not bad.
Yeah, uh-huh.
That's really hard.
How he's still just me here?
Did you?
If I get first place in this one I'll change it.
All the jammies? Yeah, you're right. Nobody trying to steal my car.
I'm getting this hard drift so much, it's kind of crazy.
Alright.
This racing is a lot harder than like a like never in a stamina racing that
I got this shit this is like way more complicated but you got to deal with like drifting around
you got all kinds of points and shit like god damn
it's good
it's way different that's the last racing I've ever done in the game
I'm not used to like the inertia of the car
You ever watch speed racing?
A little bit, not a whole lot.
I never really got into...
Like the reason I never got into racing cars or anything like that is expensive.
It's like, you know, a car is expensive.
Yeah cars expensive yeah, like you mess it up like that's bad
You can do it now
Feel like I'm already got my hands full now. I got a lot going on already now
I'm a busy guy now
Okay, we're gonna turn it up. We're gonna turn out that you believe we're gonna make it even harder
Cuz like you're right we are beating these guys. It's too easy if this is too easy, bro
Like way too easy, okay, let's go and we're gonna continue now what?
Movie camera, I think cameras fine, right?
I'm going to do a little bit of a little buy.
Ok Zach, I have sent you a route to the cross-country race event.
Nothing like a good street race is there.
Ok, let's go.
Is that the female? Ok.
I'll turn it off though.
Alright, um, we gotta go back over
and I gotta do this, it's like the elite play.
The main, uh, 40 line.
What's the game?
Um, I think the game's pretty good so far at least.
You're in a speed zone, forward to the end, and don't leave the road.
What the speed?
Wait, why not a stop?
Guys, that's your average speed locked in.
Oh, and pass through again every time you think you have a faster car.
Put it to the test.
Well, on your way to the Horizon Invitational.
Let's take a look.
okay so I do this oh my god
oh I got credits I got credits I got a horn and I got I've got skills to wait
what skills okay so i need to do more racing more road racing events i guess
if you want to complete a collection all you need to know is right here if you want to know more
you can look further into each item okay i want to do that one so let's get back to the qualifiers
Shall we?
Hmm?
I'm confused.
What am I supposed to do?
This is a qualifier.
Where does it say qualify?
What does a qualifier mean?
What does it mean by qualifier?
Well, I don't have any to shoot.
How does it work?
Win the previous ones?
Okay.
I'm going to try to do this one then.
one of them. You need to qualify. Those are cheevo's not races. What? Okay, so I just
I found another one on the map though.
Okay, so...
How do I figure out...
I got fur placed on this one.
Maybe I need to go, no that's not it.
Ask Ann for races? Okay.
Okay, Horizon qualifier.
Oh, it just auto plays it for me. Great.
Maybe I have to send every fucking game. This is amazing.
I don't know why I thought I would be invisible.
Okay, Zach, why don't you watch?
Honestly, every time somebody calls me by my real name,
like, I would have said to myself,
I probably did something wrong.
But any time I hear my real name, I would say, oh, fuck.
Oh, my God, what is it now?
What is it, what did I do?
I'm going to try and look at this time, okay?
Alright, festivals event, okay, good, alright, let me get, alright, we're going to do Jimmy
again, and I'm going to turn it up, I'm going to make it harder this time.
Well, I don't think anybody likes me.
Maybe it's just a story quest?
Oh, here it is.
What about that edge?
Is that the back?
Okay, let's see what it's like.
All right, go on beatable.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
It's not kind of a dirt road.
It's sort of a road made out of it.
Yeah, it makes sense.
Oh.
I gotta get these guys to the control.
Okay, this is already going really well.
Yeah, we're gonna beat these guys no problem.
That guy's still recharging.
We're gonna get around him
All right, I'm almost first place already
See that
I'm gonna be real bad so like I feel like I didn't even turn it up like these guys are just as
I should turn to this the other guys.
That was not even hard.
You see, yeah, like, I mean, we got this full Bronco, like, this is like a fucking, uh, second drug car or something, right?
I mean, if we go to, if we might try a little run, I want to try a harder gift, look down at this, if I get my first place.
What? Now? Of all the times! I'm busy! I was busy! Why did it happen?
Okay, I'm just gonna restart I'm gonna turn it up again, at least
Oh, wait.
Mr. Rewind?
You guys are the Rewind.
Wait, that's just, that's easy though, right?
So you get this undo a mistake?
You don't have to restart the race, you just...
Wow!
Wow. Okay. Yeah, I might do that.
This guy's got faster cars, man. This is bad.
Okay, so how's this work?
I'm going to go to Watt right here, right?
So I can just do this?
It seems OP!
Wait, what?
That's, that's insane!
Yeah, uh-huh.
Wow.
You know any skills?
I mean, I feel like you still gotta be skilled, boy.
That sure makes it a lot easier, I'll tell you that.
That sure makes it a lot easier, I'll tell you that.
I think we're at looking sideways, that really messes me up.
I just can't let that happen, I got pushed me in the back.
That's the reason why it happened.
I'm always trying, I'm always trying, bro.
I'm always trying to just cheat a little bit.
I didn't know I missed it. How am I supposed to know I missed it?
So I have to go around me, stupid ass? God damn.
Okay, now I understand.
I didn't even know that.
How am I supposed to know that?
It's impossible to know. I don't know if I can beat these guys.
These guys are serious.
I don't know if I can, it's going to be really close.
Oh
My god, it was too long. I didn't have enough time
That was all right, I mean like it I feel like I feel better and
Like I don't think I should be getting first place every time right like so if I'm getting first place
every time it's like third place is okay it's not good it's okay because I'm on
the highly skilled difficulty now right because if I get first place every time
it's fucking boring so I have set you'll reach the nearest time attack the
the invitation. We've heard someone very important would be attending.
The literal festival boss.
A.K.A. Helena Marston.
The Helena Marston.
That's what a loser says.
No, a loser says on my plan the easiest difficulty in get first place every time.
She's the best in her field.
I think honestly, there's two more difficulties above this too.
I mean, you can have the detective anyway.
So, is it because my car is bad or did I just make mistakes playing?
I just don't know what kind of a maxing you're supposed to do.
Damn, what's this? For sale.
Do I buy this or not?
This looks like a girl's car.
it's a girl's car I don't know like I don't know about this way I really don't
know why I feel like you probably don't need to buy this way is it
I don't understand why they do that.
That was so bad, was it really? Like I thought it was alright.
Damn, we went fast. So is his car just like better than mine?
It's like there's no way I can make that turn.
he just has a better car than me bro like it's upgraded oh well what the fuck
change your car
I don't want to okay so what do I need to go do next so let me ask this dumb
bitch again okay new wristband event what's a wristband this is not a drill we
got the call to the horizon invitational so get that route set and
I'll see you there oh my god let's go
I
Was doing I got the ball. Yeah, I'm there
Damn, let's go. I'm sorry
I'm gonna suck. We did piece of shit. Oh, what is this? Oh my god. It's like I ain't got no wheels
It's a piece of shit. Yeah, it is. It's just a piece of shit. I'm gonna go back to my SUV.
I feel like that one was a lot better. That was way better.
Alright, we're back to the story one.
Okay, let's do it
Is that like a it's a car? It's a type of car? I don't know really a lot about cars
All right, we won't.
Well, then, we'll wait. Hold on. Play the game. I'm playing. Okay, let's go.
This should be fine. I think I can beat him. I'm only at 20%.
Oh yeah it's over, come on!
I don't know that what happened.
It's only 30-40 seconds.
It's hard to control these cars.
What I thought would get...
Oh
Damn
Okay, how am I going to get ahead of that person on this car?
I'm going to bite the camera this time.
I'm going to pass.
Am I too fast? Do you think so?
How much rock?
How much rock?
Oh man, I almost had it.
I almost had it there.
I just only got a little bit better than I would have.
What was it good enough?
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
What the heck are you doing here?
The iron deployers are gone, the chains are gone.
Does that mean you're gonna break them?
No.
No, wait.
the Mac yeah I don't know how to do the Mac I don't know how that works
Hey, welcome to the festival. That was quite a drive. Are all your races that exciting?
One of the perks of being bosses is that I get to reward drivers who show real potential.
So, these are for you.
I'm not that young though.
So, in your choice.
Um, I want the the rent the big truck
Honestly, I'm gonna get the Toyota
I want the Toyota
Yeah, I want that one the GR 86 is the driving experience
It'll make great company on the asphalt for these first events
The white one
No
We're getting the blue one
Yeah, that's a nice car. She's a really nice car.
Okay, so now what?
I want to yell RISPAND and join the Horizon Festival. Okay.
Damn.
Oh!
next okay what is it to claim this next
for a span you'll need to complete this
horizon rush to access it you'll need to
prove yourself you'll be in faster class
b cars and here are the events to match
oh shit so what will it be
oh shit wait what of the horizon festival
will reward you with wheel spins all you
You need to go spin the wheel and claim your prize. Is this what I think it is?
Wait a minute, is this what I think it is here? Let me do it again
That's like bad, right? Oh
My god, yeah, okay, let me try this one now
$100 gotcha game. That's what they're saying
Okay festival event so low a new cars been added to your garage, okay, I'm gonna use that we're a competition poop wait what
Okay, which one do I want to use?
I'm gonna use
Well, this one's just legend. Why this one's this legendary. I'm gonna use that
This is legendary. I mean, duh. Like, I mean, what do you think I'm fucking...
Look at that. I think it's fucking badass.
Alright. This crap she's kicked out.
So now we're playing on a hard difficulty.
That's what it is, right?
Highly skilled. Alright, let's do it.
I'll see if I can beat him this time.
It's not looking good.
It's already not looking good.
Yeah, it's down.
I like this truck. This truck is way better than the other ones.
I think I can get ahead of at least a few more of these guys.
Nice.
No, no, no, no, I'm not that big fan.
I'm not that big fan.
That's so bad, that's so bad, bro. Like, I'm all in. I'm set.
Dude, I don't know if I can beat him.
Get in. Oh, no, it's fine. It's fine. There you go.
I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna be honest with myself. I'm gonna be honest, like, that was not the way it should have been.
No!
Oh
My god
Oh my god!
Oh my god, dude!
What a bunch of shit!
I don't think we should have used that car guys. I really don't think so.
I feel like we messed up big time by using that car.
Yeah, I should honestly like from now on I'm just gonna always use the fastest car.
I'll always use the fastest car in a matter of one.
Got that? Yeah.
Okay, just give me the next one.
The yard? Oh boy.
Okay, I thought that was the race
God was better really big so
I said this is the first time I ever played a racing game since a game
That's a long time ago
Okay, all right now now. I'm just gonna ball out on
Now am I gonna go which one do I go with? What's this now? What is this number mean?
Okay, this has a higher speed. We're gonna use the black one
Yeah black one the black car has a higher speed, okay
The performance doesn't matter the only thing that matters is being able to go fast
Like that's that's nothing else matters
Like if I can go faster
That handling matters.
We have to find out how much it matters.
I'm gonna be the delta here.
You'll see. You'll see. No, you'll see.
No, no, no, no, it's not over. It's not over at all.
See? See how it's made. It's not purposeful.
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to try to get out of here and see if I can get out of here.
I think I can maybe come out ahead.
I'm feeling really positive about this run.
Just watch this thing.
I'm gonna get the red board right here, watch the bridge, one more, he's gonna beat me.
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Oh my god!
That was better, right? That was a lot better.
Come back now, I told you I was going to be fine. We're going to lock in. Too slow. I mean,
this is already like, I'm already on that higher difficulty and I just started. So like,
This is also, like, I bet you can probably min-max the cars, and if you, so, like, if
you min-max the car, does that mean that...
Does that mean that, like, you go and the fight against other cars like that, or min-max?
Oops, there's another one.
Like, or is it the same?
Like, I don't know if there's, like, kind of, like, uh, they already are.
I'm saying is like do they like if you have a min max car
Does the difficulty of the other cars scale with the difficulty of the game?
Or the quality of your car?
That's all it's curious about
This is a great way to spend time together.
The only problem is I'm here in the past group, and she's up doing her own thing since then.
And she's watching our life and the whole people you do.
Watching Tokyo Game Races on the Bandai.
Driving around and causing trouble in Japan makes me think I'm like a streamer or something.
I just like what streamers do.
It's like I have one people over there, worse people.
Remember that, he's up through the road.
Well, he mentioned he saw one around here.
Yeah. Check the crew.
Aw, you really don't want me to have any fun?
They don't want me to have...
Ha ha ha ha!
So there's nobody walking down the road!
I'm taking out. Yeah, I think it's okay.
It's Germany, not Germany. It's Germany.
Oh, I don't see him.
This car is pretty fuck-as-fast.
I feel like I'm going to be able to cook with this car, it's just going to go great.
Okay, let's do it.
Let's get it.
All right, whoa, wait, no, what I got play this girl. I gotta use the girl car
Oh, man
Oh, well, it's blue
Oh, it's bad different class. I didn't know that
Okay, I'm gonna try and get my first place.
Get back, get back.
Babe, these cars are great.
I might not seem like it right now, but it's going to happen.
Yeah, I don't know when this one... I can feel it.
you can do. This is so insanely fucking crazy. This is crazy. You can just undo a mistake
like that. That's nuts.
Is he not off of a racing line by the way?
Of course not.
They say we're out of using him, right?
One more.
One more.
I'm going to clear this, this reach our kid right now.
He's going to get around here, or he's going to get around here.
We're going to get a runner.
That's the last one.
I
Yes
Yes, bro, I was about to say
Damn like I
Cuz I knew I messed that up. I knew I messed it up
I didn't know like how bad I messed it up yet. I was like is that alright?
Is it okay if I did that? Apparently it was.
Look at the time? Yeah, it's probably a quarter of a fucking half of a fraction of a millisecond of a quarter of an eighth of a second.
Okay, Zach, what do you want to do next?
Damn. Damn.
Okay, Zach.
The rewind button is for journalists and women?
Yeah.
They need to, you know what they should have?
They should have like a favorite word.
I
Why's my antenna why's my antenna duplicating I
Got a duplicating antenna
Maybe so little
The frame frame jay Russian or red that
I also really like the fact that like I don't have to worry about destroying the car
because I feel like usually in a lot of these games it's like it punishes you for driving
like a maniac.
Yeah, that's right.
Fuck.
Fuck.
That's the way it is.
Fuck. Fuck. That's the way it is.
Two million yards.
You're only streaming while driving?
Yeah, it's distracted driving.
I gotta slow myself down there.
I did- I had to use your brake?
I did. I felt the brake hit the other car.
I hit the other car.
It slowed me down.
It's not begining.
Okay.
Right. Oh, man. Yeah, got it. That's great.
Is it actually really peering?
Honestly, like, I don't know why, but I mean, at a certain point if a girl isn't at least 5'6",
should she be allowed to have a driver's license?
That's the question.
Like if you're a 5'1, should you be allowed to have a sports car?
I mean, probably not.
Probably not.
Now if you're a 5'1 man, maybe.
But if a woman, like, I don't know.
Yeah, I feel like probably not, right?
Man, you gotta ride a horse in 5.1? Yeah, but that's different.
Like, that's a horse. A horse is not a car.
You can tell because of the wheels.
That give-all.
It is crazy how, like, every girl that screams doesn't tell how to drive.
It's real. I mean, really, think about it.
I mean, at a certain point,
You gotta ask yourself, but there's like a, like a pattern, right?
There's like a certain point, I mean, how many of them are there gonna be?
That, you see what I'm saying?
Nah, I'm gonna roll. I don't know about that.
you
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Look at our so I was like
That's the only thing that's bad with my dad's car is that it can, like, kind of, that can
happen really fast.
This is really powerful car.
We're probably out.
I have a Mercedes.
I don't have a nice one or anything.
I just have a default skin Mercedes.
I have a Mercedes
I don't have a nice one or anything, I just have a default skin Mercedes
I just watched a 2014 Dodge Challenger
And he got a performance package and everything
thing and like he uh I would not like the last time that he drove me was like
2000 and like 16 like I refuse to let him drive anywhere with me in the car
like no absolutely not
Because he just drives like a f***ing maniac, like that's- Yeah, he drives like a f***ing idiot.
And he'd also want me to drive like that too.
So like this, he would drive like, he would drive really criss behind people.
I've been in a car, he really ended like, I'm talking like, four people with me in the
car.
I was talking to him about how we drive like an idiot, like a maniac, and he was saying
like, no, that's not true, I wouldn't do that, but I was in the car, I was there, but he
doesn't give a damn, and none of the times, wait man, it wasn't that bad, but it was like
I know it's three for sure. Might have been four.
Oops. I haven't seen it. Doesn't know I do what I'm liking for though.
I assume that driving in any non-western country is kind of like, like this not like China or Japan.
It's kind of like twisted metal.
I kind of assume that that's the way it would be like, it's like twisted metal.
Yeah, that's, yeah, exactly, let's get it, let's get it.
Okay, we gotta get our wrist band.
It's good
Are we getting yeah
You seen the videos of ex-girlers of all a I now it's nothing for the India India the thing is like India
Like they'll be like a car crash seven people will die and like literally traffic won't even stop
Will not even stop bro like they just feel oh yeah
Yeah!
I'm a strive girl like it's nothing!
Oh man, I'm singing!
Oh!
Damn!
I'm not really a big car guy, honestly, the only car I would ever really want would be
a Shelby Cobra.
That's literally it.
And even now it's not like a big deal to me, but I just, you know, you ask me like, what car will he or she that car?
But, you know, I'm a small car guy, I am, I like small cars.
But my favorite part in Razzle Island would be podium depth and like, no, basically nobody was supposed to be driving.
Someone hit my car.
Someone must have broken my car or something. I don't know what happened.
What's the meaning of that? Yeah.
What would that possibly do?
You can't really hear you. That's probably a good thing.
Yeah, let's be honest.
Wow, scary.
Just scary.
Which other voices do you play?
It's just screaming, like...
Probably if I had a better...
A better audience, I'd be able to, but she's kinda complicated.
Well, it's my fault. It's not like there's somebody else to play.
I don't know if I'm doing this the right way or not.
I'm just trying, I'm just... I'm just doing it, bro.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Yep.
I thought I could slide along the edge.
But that's it's got all these squares and shit the squares are fucking me up big time
Damn
Oh, this has got to be it.
This has got to be it.
Oh, this has got to be it.
This has got to be it.
Oh, gotcha, bitch.
There it is.
I'm gonna be real like I think I did pretty well
I finished it. Yeah, it could have been a lot worse
was sad you know still wants combat and a racing game
yeah true damn damn holy shit look at all this oh my god
Holy that's a lot of stuff. Okay, I think a break
I do feel like I want to do the
It's a low racing game. It's weird that they had like pronouns and body type. So I thought
like, you know, I guess like it's a racing game. Who cares about like the Caster Trader?
The Caster Trader did so well, I think. But it's like, really, who cares about the Caster
Trader?
Maybe from one of their friends now. Okay. Well, we are definitely gonna be seeing some more of them
But I'm still
I'm just gonna make up a name
I don't know how you even do that
Props on an amazing run
Betty Anderson was my high school music teacher and she was really really cool
Hey Miss Anderson, if you're in Japan and you're listening, this is for you
Let's get it
Fire car?
Where is he?
New car
I don't like it, they just know who it is, how do I do this?
This is the auto show best kind of shopping have a browse look at what's selling and hey, you know
Maybe even buy yourself a new car. It's this legendary. It's just three million dollars
That's too much what this one
Now it's really cool damn
Wasn't these cars, bro, like goddamn Aston Martin
A Bentley?
A Bentley's only $170,000 in no way.
I think it's looking at some of these cars. They got this one in fucking uh, we call it.
Never in a severance. This one looks just like that.
damn so I could get this one right here oh shit I'm gonna do that hmm yeah yeah so
my this one right here is on my dad's car yeah and his is like let me see no
Nah, bro, it's not like that at all
Is I probably just do this right
It's blue it's like really really dark blue. It's like super dark blue
You probably buy it you see
I'll probably change the color right come on by
This is 53,000 I'm a buyer.
Um, select.
I'm a buyer.
Yeah, that's perfect.
I want- why- why- I literally why.
I'm gonna click it on a button.
damn
my dad has a race front in here
this man for controller
controller bro like get the fuck out of here controller
damn
damn bro we got that shit alright
You should totally check that out if you haven't, but I've seen him before.
I don't think I'll have to repeat that.
Wait, this is exactly how it drives.
If you use control over it, you try to go really fast.
Scott, time will be up in the air, baby.
I apologize to my passengers, fellow drivers, and nearby efficient events.
Modifier? Yeah, on line after.
Okay, all right, after a bit.
Anyway, go first person.
How do I do that?
Is it F first person?
How do I how do I first person?
Tab okay
That's about the way it looks
This is missing a check engine line
That's all that's all I need for it to be perfect Johnny Silverhand
I'm gonna do that jacker.
Want to do the cherry boss? I'm gonna let you.
Like, that's honestly so awful, like...
Really?
Standard on the Dodge, yeah.
Is this 4 or is it 5? Alright, that's 6.
6 Horizon. 4's is 6 Horizon.
Yeah, screen the dash.
Almost every car has a screen in the dash.
like any new car that I've been in that's like past like 2016 2018 they all
have like an electronic screen
You got it, doesn't it?
Yeah, it's like expensive-ass cars that are like, I'm not trying to...
Like, I would never buy an expensive car.
I never would.
I don't want to have people...
Like, the reason why is because a lot of people don't have expensive cars.
And so, like, if I have an expensive car and then people are like, look who it is, right?
It's me.
Then I feel like to me. I just don't really want to I
Don't really want to deal with that
The screen is actually cheaper than analog. Yeah
You like custom motorcycles, I've never driven motorcycle before
Make yourself a target. Yeah, yeah people would like they could tell but it's like, oh, it's you, right?
like there's a lot of my friends that like I've only seen one car it's like
their car in like all town so it's like to me I would not want to I would not
want to have people know that about me right it's a video game though no I'm
talking about like in real life like obviously I'm not talking about the game
I'm talking about like why I don't have one in real life
Yeah, I mean, obviously, in a video game it's different.
Damn.
Damn.
Just fucking drive around and just crash into shit.
Oh my god.
You should not be allowed on the road. I know.
Uh, it saves all automatically, right?
Uh, exit game, you want exit game, yes. Okay.
I guess it probably saves game. So I shouldn't worry about it. Okay.
Lame game? You don't like it? I think it's alright.
it's all right
uh... bills of a super car gets an ordinary and super dot yeah there's a
guy that i know that has that
but yeah it was okay like i i i i i i i mean concerned i have a game was like
it was just really annoying but i couldn't uh... like fucking
uh... recall i was able to like do the same
mbc is going to piss me off the fact that your license plate is censored
i think it's uh... the reason why they censor it is probably because you do it
in online play
like you can have your license played online
and so they don't want to have like uh... you know
license plate it's like
you know something stupid
and like in my opinion like this is really what my opinion is is like i think
you should just go right whatever you want
like why what what who decided that you have to
so what if somebody writes a slur who cares
it's just a video game it's not the internet
or sorry it's it's not real life i guess is the internet like what
yeah it's just kids play the game
what if a kid says that it sees the f-word or the word retard he's gonna like
was it gonna make them retarded
Like what's the thinking there, right?
I mean, I don't really know.
It seems silly to me.
I don't understand like,
what is the reasoning for this at all?
Chelsea Handler.
Same as Spencer Fratt.
Is this that one?
What is this here?
I'm not a straight white male former reality star that has no previous experience in government
should not be a legitimate political candidate.
Have we learned anything yet?
The bar is on the fucking floor people and I need you to jump over it.
Okay, thank you.
Have a nice day.
Oh my.
It's just crazy, bro.
Like it really is.
Straight white male.
what a hag bro Jesus Christ was this an asthma goal video thank God bro thank
God as a mad mushroom I'm involved with them at all I don't do any of that shit
on I think I do with it so people want to go and make a big thing out of it it's
up to them. It goes off on Valparais, like what? It can go off, like, damn, like, that's
the, what? How's that, yeah, what do you mean? Yeah, yeah, people like to, they like to elevate
things a lot. Is that Seth's issue? Yeah, exactly. I think that people, they, they intentionally
make, they intentionally make fucking, some of these people on Twitter are just so crazed,
stupid bro. You want to see me go off? I don't really think so. I was fours it
yeah I did. I played it a little bit ago, sensationalized. Yeah they want to dial
things up to try to get people you know involved and like get them thinking
about it and have an opinions and shit like that. I think that's just generally
a like get them engaged. Dude latest video is four hundred and six seven views
is up 11 days ago. A lot of people like to make videos talking about me but the
The problem is that a lot of the reasons why a lot of criticism videos for me are like
bad, is because a lot of the people don't really, I don't think they really talk, like
I don't even know like what is the criticism even about, like people, there are a lot of
people that don't like my opinions on things, like I think that's absolutely true.
But what is this here, a non-white person acts this way and describes his own mother?
Wait, what?
My mom?
I'll go back, I'll think about it.
I guarantee you, if you were to get a Ouija board, my mom would've come back today and
she would say, you know, like, did I make a bad decision giving her cigarettes?
She'd say, fuck no, I wanted them.
She was sitting there until the day she fucking died, sitting there drinking Pepsi, handfuls.
I'm talking about handfuls of chocolate,
chugging fucking soda,
asking me if we're gonna get Taco Bell,
smoking weed, do wielding it with cigarettes
while she's on oxygen, watching ancient aliens,
getting involved with Alex Jones,
dismantling the New World Order.
I don't regret a fucking thing.
She died doing what she loved.
I don't regret it at all.
the liberal mind just can't comprehend.
They just can't, they can't even
understand
that plane of existence.
And it's okay.
It's alright, guys.
They only know, yeah.
How's it in Elte? Yeah.
They're like, that's the way of what you wanted, bro.
Like, you should want to do that. That's the way of it.
People like to cry and always try and tell people like what they need to do and how they need to live like
People gonna do what they want to do
Yes, that's the way it is
Fine argues your parents will they die or be happy and content with the person that they are yeah
Like everybody always thinks they know what to do and they like they know how to you know
They can backseat your life and tell you what the right defend the decisions are
I
Have nine hours of subnautica, too. I'm at the big motherfucker. Oh congrats, man. I saw an m-tash video. Fuck that guy
He's really he's really on a generational crash out isn't it?
Why don't you tell us how you control their parents?
Well, the thing is that and this is a big issue that I've tried to say is
This situation I look at this
I'm going to go get some food.
Oh, yeah, no, just look, I'm going to go.
I'm going to wait for this tomorrow and look at them.
Yeah.
Typical, they take the most personal thing
they can, twist around as a weapon, left as mentality.
That's why they do whatever they want, no matter.
Just a bunch of weirdos.
People like that try to like, because the thing is that they
have to resort to either attacking people around me,
or I mean basically just attacking like my mom, like my parents, like,
it's because they don't, there's nothing they can say to me. It's going to matter.
Right. And so like, they think that like,
maybe if they drag somebody else into it that they can like negatively affect me.
It was like an AOE attack. Not going to work by the way.
I'm just going to keep doing what I'm doing. Yeah.
Yeah. Right. Anything actually to say? Yeah.
My husband's drawing swastika as a black male.
He's just holding that little one too.
You can tell they're never taking care of an elderly parent.
Sometimes they're just kids.
At least they can act, do as they're truant.
They've gone too so much.
You can give them their whims before they go.
My mom was never crazy or out of her mind.
she was completely inside of she was completely of sound mind if she wanted
to smoke cigarettes on oxygen then it's up to her that's the if that's like I
mean I don't believe that you can control somebody else like I mean she
wants to live her life that way it's the way she's gonna do it yeah that's her
choice like you do whatever you want to do
There's people that don't understand that, but they don't get it.
That's okay.
So it's like to be a bitch, bro.
As the way it is, bro, you don't know how it is.
Then Lee-Ann was most, most with Othogen.
Yeah.
Oh, hey, Dan Bosarian is back in his light, guys.
He's not.
He got exposed as a Jew is over is over.
Nobody likes him anymore.
Like it's different whenever you have somebody talking about how bad Jews are
and they say, aren't you a Jew?
Like, oh, well.
Oh, you know, when do you get rich, rich?
I don't know.
Like, I've honestly like, I haven't worried about money for like 10 years.
Maybe something like that.
I just try not to ever think about it like you know, I just stream and that's it. I don't really worry about anything else
Bend over a thousand gropers in 24 hours. Oh damn it probably yeah, but
My parents did the same makes them happy who care go away. I mean again like somebody wants to do something like it's up to them
But it doesn't matter
Anyway, I'm gonna probably go get some food. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm gonna chill out relax
I'll be back on tomorrow gentlemen. So thank you all very much watching. I appreciate it and till next time boys
Peace
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