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I turn it off to save the game
I can't stop it all
I'm gonna live still
I'm gonna die
I'm gonna die
We all smoke in the middle still
I'm gonna kill you
I pick on the chat
I have a money and it's all
sounds one like me like hell
but
Now we're doing boys
I had to do some shit yesterday
but that shit is done
now and we're chilling it's another fucking day how y'all doing hope I didn't really miss a whole
lot I saw the James Bond game came out yesterday I didn't even expect or know that I thought it was
gonna come out like next month or something so we're gonna try it out I know the new 007 game
is amazing I've heard good things about it now I want to say I was actually very negative about
You could say I was expecting it to be bad, but you know it seems it seems as though I have been I've been wrong
But we're gonna play it today. I bought it last night and by last night
I mean four in the morning this morning and yeah, we're gonna try it out see what it's like
I don't know really if it's gonna be just and I had to make sure I had it open and
Let me make sure I even have it. Do I have it here? Let me double check here
Yeah, so I actually have been playing this game to the other day and it was quite fun. I enjoy it and it's hard though
It's very very hard and where is it?
Is it because it number yeah, oh there it is. All right. Yeah, we got this shit lined up
There it is there we go. All right great another 10 from IGN
Well, I don't mean of a holler. I don't even know what that is. I have no idea
Poisson's friend trash talk to you. Yeah, the fat one, right? Yeah, I saw fatty getting mad. No, it's all right
So it's fine. It's fine. I will get it later on. It's not a big deal, but yeah, I know and which fat one
I mean it yeah, I know I know right, but the bald fat one. Yeah, the
You have to be more specific again
But yeah, I will get it later on I I saw a little bit of it
but obviously I usually try to save that stuff for stream and
Do all that right?
Yeah, you gotta take off and Iran turns on the internet oil prices per plunge and the straight is open
Yeah, I was trying to get it set up on my day off, right? Let me see here oil prices. Is that true?
Yeah, is that actually true? Oh my god. Well, it seems like okay, so they've gone down dramatically
Okay, well, that's great and going down
$16 in a day. Wow. Well, I guess we'll have to see what happens
I mean, it's been down before, right?
I mean, it's been down multiple times and it went back up.
So I think we really should just wait and see, you know, there's people
that are counting their they're counting their oil before it hatches.
OK, so, yeah, we'll wait a little bit longer and see how things evolve, right?
So you finish your resume before I am.
I am going to finish the game from now on.
I'm going to try to finish more video games.
And if I'm not going to finish them, I'm going to just be straight up and be like,
Alright guys, well, hope you have fun because that was the last time, but I'm not planning
on doing that.
I'm going to play Resident Evil 4, but obviously you have the, very clearly you have a P2 coming
out, I'm going to play that, and then probably after I play that for a little bit, I'll go
back and finish Resident Evil 4.
And so that's what my plan is.
So yeah, it's been good.
I had to uh so why was I gone yesterday what happened is that um I went to a dental uh implant
like a thing right and so uh I haven't had any of the work done yet but I had a I had a consultation
they did x-rays on me and all kinds of shit and so uh I'm lined up now to where uh I this is gonna
sound crazy and I don't even believe this but like they say they're gonna be able to fix everything
without me losing any of my teeth. Like, really, and that is insane. So, we'll see what happens,
right? Nothing needs to get pulled out or anything else. And so, yeah, I'm probably gonna do that.
I mean, I'll probably have to take a couple, maybe two or three days off for that. It's not gonna be
for any time soon, maybe like a month or so. And I gotta call and schedule a time and just get it
all done. So I'm excited, man. I am. Congratulations. What hasn't happened yet. Okay. So not yet.
But yeah, that's my plan. Richard 3 DLC coming out. Yeah, I heard about that. I'll be curious
to see what it's going to be. How much it for everything, it's going to be $36,000 to
get everything done. And that's like beginning and middle afterward, everything all about
that $36,000, right? And so and that's fine. It's totally fine. I mean, like if y'all saw
the x-rays you would be saying damn that's it like trust me okay so uh no no it that's totally
fine i'm i'm okay with it and uh that's a lot of signs yeah sure so uh i'll i'll be fine everything's
gonna be okay i've got plenty of disposable income it's not a big deal but um you know that's it
and uh doctor's fit yeah i had to go for that reason right now do you have insurance uh
No, I don't have insurance. I just I mean, I don't need insurance really. I mean like that's not it
Tax write off. I don't know if it's gonna be a tax write off or not
I'll have to ask my my accountant and see what they say, but I have no idea
So you tell me get signs from Tony. Well, I don't know about that and you operate for you. Thank you, man
Why don't you go to Turkey you guys you're talking about a hair transplant. I'm not this is not a hair transplant
It's for my teeth, man. I'll maybe do something with the hair laid wrong
I don't entirely know. I haven't decided but we're gonna give it some time and you know, obviously
You know like I was I drove down. I was like I was five minutes late
I hate like by the way
I actually it's gonna make you guys so mad to hear this because I'm late every day to stream
But I'm almost never late to an appointment. I'm never late. I'm always on time
I'm always five minutes early or ten minutes early like every single time and so like really like it's yesterday
Like there's a bunch of traffic and everything so like I was late by like a few minutes that like fucking stress me out
I hate being late, but yeah, wizard is never late. Well when your appointment's at 1 p.m.
And it's 103. I think it's I think the wizard is late. Okay. I'm sorry to say
It is what it is, okay?
And so yeah, but to be fair though, I have been very good on my timing for streaming
I'm actually very proud of myself that I've maintained this same time for such a long time
Because you guys remember how it used to be where it was like every single time that I would go live
I would be on for like 10 hours, and then I would be on two hours later the next day and
You know then you had like this rotating schedule, right?
And it was like just fucking degenerate and retarded. So I'm actually glad
How much better it is now? I'm very glad about it
Time to offer saying Devon was good.
Actual delusional trigger happy mod.
Yeah, you got, you know what?
I don't like, time him out again.
I don't like the way he's talking.
I just, there's something about him.
It's just like, I can, you know,
you can tell with some of them, right?
You can just tell.
Just get rid of him.
Yeah, get rid of him for like maybe a few days,
maybe a week, something like that, right?
And yeah, we'll see what it's like, right?
I'll try the game out and play it.
I've been trying to play more games recently, and hopefully we'll get more into that, I
don't know.
12 minutes late every single day.
Well, what happened is that I did absolutely fucking nothing, and I went to the store and
it was 12.57, and I was thinking, oh, I'm only going to be 6 minutes late, and then I was
like, well, there's actually no excuse and no reason.
I'm just being a literal piece of shit, right?
And it's literally that simple.
And could people not be reasonable anymore?
I guess not.
But FBI and DHS begin surveillance of domestic anti-tech violent extremism.
Oh, really?
Wow.
Oh, so now we're going to worry about with data centers.
Oh, great.
So not whenever people are getting their shit burned down, but let's try to protect the
really big computer.
Oh, how annoying.
Like I agree with this, but the fact that it's because of data centers and not the fact
that it just makes the whole world fucking insane.
I don't even know what to say.
I spent 28k on a pocket on my teeth
and it listed on all my taxes was a nice little boost.
Well, I'll have to double check and see for myself.
I really just don't know about it one way or another.
But yeah, you know, do us avoid a boss.
You're being called out for being late.
Yeah, I guess, right?
I never necessarily complain about a streamer about mods
since it's a streamer will choose you over their mods.
Well, sometimes they think that like,
can I talk to the manager?
I mean, it's literally like internet Karen's, okay?
That's what I think.
So it's super annoying.
How far are you in Death Stranding?
I finished chapter two, so not really that far.
I've been playing like the thing with Death Stranding
is that like I like fast paced action combat kinetic games.
So like as much as Death Stranding is a great game, it is.
It's a great game at the same time.
Like I just kind of always go back to playing action combat games.
I do show into progression.
I'm like level 46 and all my characters level 70 with maxed out everything.
So, I mean, obviously, right, because I'm the greatest player, but, yeah, I mean, that's
really where we're at.
Twitcher3DLC announced, I saw that, I'm very excited, I'm going to see what it's like and
see you look into everything, but yeah.
Titanite, I shouldn't just announce early, you quit TFT, did I quit TFT?
I mean, it's a seasonal game, right?
So I play it for a little bit and then I stop and I play it again.
And so, like really, I would say I'll probably, you know, go back and play it again at some
point, but I don't really know when. And Death Stranding 2 addresses that complaint if you care.
It's for sure slow though. I, as I said before, I try to meet games in the middle.
Death Stranding is a slow vibe game. I'm not going to try to turn it into, you know, doom,
right? I'm not going to try and turn it into halo, right? It's not halo, it's not doom. So I'm
going to just try to take a step back and then, you know, walk over the rocks, don't trip, you know,
Brace yourself as you're going through the water and you play that game because that's the way the game is
So that's the way I see it, right? You search hollow stars on Twitter
I don't even know what hollow stars are honestly. I have no idea if you had a loading screen tip. What would it say?
If I did it, I'm not actually gonna do it, right?
But like, damn.
Like, yeah, you know, I'm not gonna do that, right?
I mean, Diablo, look, actually, you know what the truth is,
like, I really don't like, I didn't like the new expansion.
I've watched, like, for example,
like I'll watch, like, Rob play it
or somebody else play the game and play Diablo for like,
I watch Rob, like, sometimes just see what he's doing,
see how the game is.
And it's just like, I mean, look,
This is it's just it's ridiculous like this is oh my god. I just don't want to deal with it man
I don't like it. Just there's too much going on. There's too much happening. I just I'm not I'm not about it anymore
Right, maybe at some point in the future. I'll play Diablo again, but right now. I don't really think that's gonna happen
Okay, no man's guy has new updates soon. Yeah, I saw a little bit about that right you change
Yeah, it just feels like yeah Diablo 4 feels like slop it does
That's really what it is more than anything else you put no gear solid five. No, I haven't I will though
So earlier today, I had a situation with an individual
So there's a guy today and so he made a post and this is the post that he made his name's Flint Dibble
By the way, like this sounds like the name of a fucking like of like quagmire's best friend and fucking family guy
It's like this is the but this is the dumbest name. I've ever heard of my life
Flint, Dibble, like Jesus Christ. Hopefully it's not his real name, right? I mean, oh my
God. Yeah, an archaeologist with a fedora. So you're guaranteed to be getting some good
takes here, right? So I made a post and so there was a video that was circulating about
some riot in Chicago where everything was on fire. It was this one, right? I think I
made a link, right? To it. Yeah, yeah, it was this video. You guys remember this video,
right? And so I was responding to that and I said, there's a very easy solution to this.
Bring in the National Guard, round all of them up and put them in forced labor camps.
Shoot the ones that are violent and attack police. Done. You can literally solve this
problem overnight, but we choose to allow these animals to run wild. And so Elon replied
to this, right? And so this is what he says, the increasing popularity of this sort of
rhetoric should terrify everyone now there's no reason for why like there's
no reasoning that's being you know like it added in here there's no like there
there's you're not saying anything you're just saying this is really bad
could you believe he would say this how could you say this the front flint
Dibble debated the guy from Ancient Aliens and Lost?
Wait, what?
Oh my god.
Wait, this is the guy?
Wait, this is the guy that's crying about me on Twitter, really?
Oh my god.
So if you look at this you have very clear stone courses for example underwater and it's not just
Space controversial point. I don't I
Organisms in the earth and that they're sharing resource Jesus, bro. Like I guess so and I don't say Flint devil
I don't even know what this is grant the three pairs of his glasses
I don't know what this is and is over Flint devil is a real life. I didn't even know who this guy is
I had no idea he's the same age as you wait
wait this guy's as old as no no no he's not no he's not there's no way he's as
old as me. No, he's probably like 46. That's taking a while, huh? Yeah, see, see, he's
four, all right, y'all stressing me out. Everybody's stressing me out, 46. I clocked
that perfectly by the way like I really am that guy and so anyway baited no it
just trusts me out it did and so same age as you watch you shut the fuck up
alright so anyway this guy was crashing out and crying about me and he says the
increasing popularity of this sort of rhetoric should terrify everyone and so
obviously there's no reasoning for this and it says this is the reply that he
gives, giving final solution vibes a terrifying look.
Fine, oh, oh, you mean like Hitler's final solution
where he killed all the Jews
and he did the Holocaust of 20 million people.
Yeah, that's, you know what that reminds me of?
Putting people in jail for setting the houses on fire
and riding around with machine guns and cars.
That's, you know, the first thing I think of
whenever I think of putting people in jail
for lighting things on fire
and driving around with machine guns is a Hitler.
That's right, six million, not 20.
Well, I think 20 million people total died in a Holocaust.
I think that's the number.
I'm not really a Holocaust expert,
and usually most of the people that disagree
are people that say that they are,
they usually think that number's a lot lower.
So yeah, I don't wanna get into that,
but my understanding is that the understood number
is 20 million, right?
And so anyway, to a whole million total, I don't know.
I thought it was 20, but who the fuck knows?
cares I mean like really it's it was bad okay that the point is that what I'm
saying has nothing to do with the Holocaust or the final solution or
Nazis or anything like that but this is what these people always default down to
right they always default down to Nazis you know Hitler you know like racism or
something like that anyone who thinks people belong in labor camps are
objective it is objectively a pathetic cusk of a human you can't treat people
like that and claim any moral authority.
Okay, I guess I know all moral authority.
I still think we should do it.
Like, this, like, what do you,
like, was this a debate about moral authority, right?
I mean, like, who decided moral authority?
Like, I was, I was talking about moral authority.
Call me ass all you want, I'm still right.
So anyway, of course, so they did lock the comments
about this.
All these replies saying that such humans are not,
such humans are not people shows why this is terrifying.
Yes, it's terrifying for people like him
that their age of engineered chaos is coming to an end,
that people are coming to their senses
and they're realizing that we don't actually have to live
in a police state because we don't have the police
putting the people in state prisons.
So I think that you have a growing animosity
and a growing resentment with like just average people
where they are sick of living in a minimum security prison
in their everyday life.
They're sick of going to a McDonald's
bulletproof glass. They're sick of not being able to sit down at the Wendy's. They're sick of going
to Chick-fil-A and the chairs are bolted to the ground so homeless people don't steal them or melt
them down for metal. They're sick of it. They're tired of going to CVS and need to speak with a
customer service representative to have a tracking tag taken off of a candy bar. We're just sick of
it. We're sick of it. We're so sick and tired of it. And the problem is that really, and this is
the issue, right, is that every single person has to live with these consequences because we don't
want to impose consequences on the people that are criminals. And so you are actively dehumanizing
your fellow people. I want to let him know and I will be very perfectly clear. I am absolutely
dehumanizing them. That is my goal. That is exactly what I'm saying. I am saying that when you act
like this, when you hurt people, when you rape people, when you abuse people, when you assault
people, when you murder people, I don't see you as a human anymore. I see you as a fucking animal.
And you know what? The feeling is mutual because they think the exact same thing about you.
And I don't care about being the better person. I care about helping better people. And that means
putting those fucking freaks, those insane psychopaths, putting them in a box for the
rest of their life.
And so that's all I, I don't, I don't care about having a moral upper hand, I don't
care about being right, I don't care about, oh, like, you know, well, what will people
think about this?
I don't care what they think about it.
This is the right thing to do, and it's obvious.
So really, that's it to me.
A pad and cell, yeah, dehumanize them, yeah.
And that's, absolutely, that's the way I feel.
100% which leads to fucking violence and atrocities really I guess this isn't a violence or an atrocity
Disgusting fascist rhetoric learn some history and grow some humility. You want to talk about so this guy was farming hate on me
There's a lot of people that farm hate on me. It's fine
but this this person seemed like a relatively you know like just an average person so I replied and
You know then
Immediately after that and also by the way people will attack me whenever people make posts about like this about me, right?
They will they'll attack me
Hilarious are they only one at one way?
Yeah, I know the bottom 2% oppresses us more than the top 1%
It's getting to be that way isn't it and I've lost and so this is you know a tragedy in five parts
I've locked this thread to replies. I refuse to be subjected to the disgusting and violent rhetoric these large accounts bring in their wake.
Well, I've got bad news for you, buddy. I've got really bad news. Whenever I find out that it's bothering somebody that I'm focusing on them and making fun of them, that makes me do it more.
because I don't like you, I don't like what you represent,
and I don't like the fact that you try to make
other people suffer in order to fulfill performative virtue.
No, I don't like you.
And so now the fact that I know that this bothers you
and upsets you, I'm gonna do it more.
Like that's my goal.
Like I don't think, again, we're not trying
for the moral upper hand here, okay?
And oh, by the way, and I wanna say one thing
just to be, to be certain, is that inside of my moral framework, I am the only one who's moral.
So I might, like, I have no problem saying and being like, Oh, why don't mind being the bad guy?
Yeah, I don't mind people thinking I'm the bad guy.
Because I know I'm not.
I know I'm right.
This is obviously what you have to do.
And the thing is that I just don't like I don't need to
Try to argue and debate with people that have fallen morality
Like I don't like they don't have true morality. They're no morality is derived by a consensus
that's the way it is and
Go read a book why so I can get dumber so I can be stupid like you
I don't think so and won't you think about the poor rioters?
So this is what I said to respond to him.
I said, average people are tired of living
under the anarcho tyranny that has been deliberately
engineered across America.
And I think this is the correct word, by the way.
I'll show this on the Google,
and you guys will know what it means.
Because obviously a lot of people don't know this.
Let's see here, anarcho tyranny is the political concept
describing a societal state that combines
the worst elements of anarchy and tyranny.
It refers to a system where the government fails
to enforce basic laws against criminals, anarchy,
while simultaneously over-regulating
and fiercely prosecuting law-abiding citizens.
So there you go.
So I just want you guys to understand like,
what does this term mean, and how am I applying it?
I think this is a perfect application of this term.
So, and I think it should be used and discussed a lot more.
How'd you find that word?
I don't know, I was on the internet and I read it.
I was like, that makes sense.
Yeah, it's kind of that.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
And criminals and crazy terrorize the public with impunity
because you're a performative morality.
We don't have to live like this.
Pick is what my post was discussing.
And this is obviously, you know, the Chicago thing.
And so this is him responding.
People don't belong in labor camps.
And so this is another, you know, put this on a shirt.
This sounds really good for a Marvel movie.
This is a great one-liner.
Maybe Captain America can say this in the next movie.
But inside of reality, yeah, they do.
Yeah, they actually, they do.
And by the way, I'm gonna take a step further.
I'm putting them in labor camps for their own good.
This is for their own good.
I'm trying to help them.
Because so you have two worlds, right?
So you have the first world where, for example,
you sit inside of a prison and you just walk around
and do nothing all day and you get in fights
and you work out and maybe you play basketball
for two hours a day, right?
Spend the rest of the time jacking off.
Like, is that really, is that truly a better existence
than being able to develop a skill,
maintaining physical exercise potentially,
and building a trade or some sort of ability
to do something that's of value
whenever you get out of jail?
So the reality is that not only are the work camps humane,
but they are the most humane.
And the reason why is because it prepares those people,
Because here's a big problem that a lot of prisoners have.
It's that they, I mean, if you're sitting in jail
for seven years, right?
Think about seven years ago,
like we didn't have any AI seven years ago,
people were still coding.
So imagine a guy goes to jail seven years ago
and he's learning how to code.
He gets out this year and all of his coding knowledge
is just totally made irrelevant by AI.
So the reality is that, you know, or sorry,
like let's say he was a coder
and now he's not able to develop more skills
while he's in jail, like that's it.
I don't know how to put this, yeah.
And so like really, like whenever I'm saying this,
it is actually the morally correct position.
And it's by far the morally correct position.
And so I said, why do people not belong in labor camps?
He says, oh, why not?
Have you ever seen a labor camp?
It's inhumane.
Well, I mean, like, do you think prisons are inhumane, right?
I mean, if you have people like, if I look at a prison,
I would say that a prison is inhumane.
Like, I think that a lot of prisons are inhumane.
Like, they have people sitting around like animals.
Like, even like, for example,
like, do you remember watching that video?
So, let me see if I can find,
do you remember the video that they had of her
for like 24 hours being monitored?
I'm sorry, I can't find it right now, video.
Yeah, yeah, this is it.
A 10 hour long video.
So this is what it was like her sitting in jail, right?
Footage inside Gilisane Maxwell's prison cell
released in the Epstein files.
So we're gonna watch, this is what she does for 10 hours.
Is it sped up?
It's not even sped up.
I thought it was sped up.
give me a second, let me see if I can find a better version of it.
And yeah, maybe it's not there.
And it's not really in jail.
Okay, a 10 hour long video.
It was sped up before, but I guess I'm not able to find it.
And anyway, so it's a time lapse, yeah, time lapse.
Let me see, I'm not able to find it.
All right, I'll see if there's one more of these.
If I can't find it, I'm just gonna move on
I don't want to waste a lot of time on this, doesn't really matter.
Yeah, yeah, okay, so I can't find it.
So she just sits there in this box all day, right?
That's literally all she does.
She literally just sits there in the box.
That's all.
That's all she does is sit there all day, all night.
In my opinion, I think this is less humane than putting somebody to work.
Like I, and that that's my opinion, right?
But like, I think it is substantially less humane than putting somebody to work and having them do something.
Because the human body is meant to move.
It's like, I mean, there's a reason why, you know, you have muscle atrophy, right?
I mean, like, that's whenever you don't exercise and move around and do something.
So really, whenever I'm saying that you should put them to work, and like, honestly, like, I hope that the El Salvador, like, labor camps, it seemed like those guys were doing pretty well, seemed pretty good.
And so anyway, you advocate to treat humans like livestock.
Well, the thing is that what really is the difference
whenever it's somebody who's a rapist, right?
What's the difference when it's somebody who's a murderer
or like a child molester?
Honestly, the difference is that at least
with you slaughter a cow, you can get some meat out of it.
People don't even want to eat each other,
so we kill them for no fucking reason.
So honestly, I'd say livestock are more valuable.
So that's not even a good argument.
Why is hard labor livestock now?
I don't know, if you're ill, think large groups
feel the long layer camp.
Yeah, it's a trash opinion.
So there's no actual argument about this, right?
It's inhumane, it's disgusting, you're retarded,
and it's trash.
So this is a person right here who is supposed to be
like an educated individual, right?
But whenever they get pressed on any of their opinions,
they resort down to the most childish,
Braindead thoughtless name calling that you could possibly have that's really what it is. And so there's no actual arguments
It's just an emotional ease. He's having an emotional. He's having a moment, right? He's having a situation. He's he's feeling it, right?
The rage bit from the start. Yeah
Yeah, and so anyway the Flint off one says a lot. Yeah, exactly
And so I said I said the only thing that's inhumane is allowing animals like this to terrorize the public and hurt moreness and people
Empathy for the evil apathy for the average person if not a labor camp
What's your solution for dealing with violent and destructive criminals?
I think this is a very good answer a very good question, right? And so it's like what are you going to do?
He says I have no problem with prosecuting criminals
Well, yeah, you do you just have a problem like okay, so what do they get prosecuted and they get sent to a labor camp?
I mean, what is that like I there's and so immediately after because I was laying in bed like you know
like, refreshing because I was going to reply to this person again because I knew that I knew this person was a bot, right?
I knew they were a bot. And so anyway, I was waiting for this. So as soon as he replied to this,
that's why there are no other replies to my comment.
It's because after this your inhumane labor camp solution has been tried and rejected as the evil filth it is.
There are a lot of countries that have labor camps right now and they force prisoners into labor.
In fact, some places in America do that now.
So this isn't even true your attitude is long in the trash bin of history, but you rejoice at bringing more violence or pathetic
So this is another totally emotional argument. You're not even addressing the conversation at all
You're not doing anything Korea. Yeah, Korea China
Fuck like I think Poland does it
I don't know if Singapore might be one. I could be wrong
Let's see besides that
Brazil Brazil Russia Russia does it
that Cuba, yeah, Cuba, El Salvador, right?
And so like the entire, like, I mean,
even your arguments are just wrong.
Like it's not even true.
So anyway, you have this person, right?
And I think this is very funny
because you can look at post activities or all the quotes.
You can buy an Askelwitz on a binger card,
it's dribble the read.
This guy's out here saying prisoners shouldn't work,
ignoring everything that California has its prisoners do.
Look how he shuts off commentary
once he realizes he has no solution.
You can get mad at Asma and all you want, but he's the result of your performative empathy,
never providing results humanity actually needs, because they don't care about results,
they care about looking good.
And so anyway, this guy went and he turned off replies to the entire post.
And so this is what people like this do, is that, and I'm gonna, I'm gonna follow him.
I am, I'm gonna follow him.
That way I can keep up with him.
I'm gonna just keep, just to make sure that, you know, like, if there's something he says,
happens you know like just make sure see what you know where things are gonna go
right I have no idea and content farm exactly and you know what's inhumane
Belgium is actually going full North Korea Belgium is what is this here can
I find it and I haven't seen this at all oh yeah yeah I saw this I'll look at that
in a little bit but yeah it's ridiculous and yeah the guy got banned for
saying something that sounded racist follow him you mean farm him yes and
So anyway, it got so bad and this is what was really funny about this is that he even made a second post about this
Or sorry a second post and so you saw other people that were making fun of them
Right and all these people are making fun of him and he had to lock a second rep a second post that he did
So these people and what I have a problem with is that these people have no issue at all
like shoveling shit at me and calling me a fascist implying on a Nazi saying that I'm evil saying
I'm like a terrible inhumane human being that I'm this awful person but the moment that you try to
engage them in conversation the only real solutions they have are insults and basically
burying their head in the sand it's because they don't have any solution at all they don't have
anything so they run like rats yeah exactly you have a field day with this
dipshit he's an ol jack wagon and thinks he's shit doesn't think well that's good
and I will continue making content about him and to the extent that it upsets him
I'll only do a more and so yeah what a loser what a complete loser and I'll be
doing this to more people on Twitter as well and so yeah I appreciate everybody
else that comes out and supports me and you know it's like you know it is normal
I do appreciate that and you know people like this deserve to get bullied I think they do they deserve to get bullied because they
Are the bullies like him making this post was trying to get people to bully and attack me
he was trying to put my message out there and then send it to his followers imply that I'm a Nazi and
Then have people that don't like me attack me and feel like he's a good person
So you tried to attack me it didn't work and now you're acting like a little bitch
It's really sad. Yeah, farm. Yeah, so he's a cry bully. He is. He's a complete
cry bully. We need to shame these people. Well, we will. We will. We're doing that
right now, actually. And so, yes, these people are the bullies. They are. And, yeah,
Caleb Hammer to God work bullying retarded people. I know the concept of isolating
prisoners and making them reflect on their sins since the word penitentiary
for penitence did not appear in England till the late 18th century. Well, I mean,
like, obviously, it's a waste of human capital to just pay somebody to sit around
than do nothing, right? So it's just stupid. But anyway, so I just want you guys to see that,
you know, this is the way that these people act, right? Is they get pressed on anything and they
turn into retards. And you know what terrifies me? And now also, by the way, I'm very happy about
this. Now, everybody is attacking this guy. Everybody's shitting on him. And he completely
deserves it. I hope it gets worse. I do. And people like this need to get bullied off the internet.
And they because they're they're dangerous people like this are dangerous
They will push these ideologies and they will get people hurt because they care about looking good rather than doing good
So bet that the fuckers not a real net packs next net taxpayer
I don't know if he is or not
I think if you want to be an archaeologist and you want to expand the field of science and actually do good work
Which I'm sure he doesn't
If but if you do I don't care if you're not a net taxpayer because you're a net contributor to humanity
The people that I have problems with are the people that are not making humanity better.
They're not trying to make the world a better place. They're not doing anything that's essential.
They're just useless eaters that are living off of the government and there's a lot of examples of that.
Is it fraud and archaeology? Like literally? I wouldn't be surprised. There's a lot of examples of that.
So, you know, again, but that's something separate. I don't care about him being in that positive taxpayer. That's my point
But yeah, anyway, that's the way I feel about this guy and I saw this it annoyed me and I figured that I had to reply
I had I had to say something about this especially because this guy got mad and
Let me go back. I gotta find
So, so, so this video here, right?
Anti-ice protesters are tearing up cement blocks outside the Delaney Hall Detention Center
to reinforce barricades that the facilities exits.
We'll get them digging up the rocks.
Now we're gonna have to pay to have that rock put back in, by the way.
somebody's rock somebody had that rock somebody bought that rock somebody put
that rock in there and he just digging it up he digging it up cuz he's having a
bad day look at this look at Fat Mario over there you gotta hear Fat Mario with
the Crocs stupid ass I bet you're not doing anything why don't you dig some
rocks out of the ground you need the work yeah what are you doing letting him
do everything a porky look at this so in the salt lines yeah exactly so you got
this shit going on right and anyway like a rust bay I know it's adorable it sure
is and so they're really you know that that's my opinion about these
situations right and it is isn't this entrapment I know it's in fat men it's
a little bit different and he picked out the last rock yeah I mean that's right
and what is this your birdman literally uploaded another video saying he's one
one shorter one for later. Wait, oh, he won? Wait a minute, Birdman won. He beat me.
This guy that's number one boosted to get past me.
Of course. The guy that's higher ranked than you is cheating. I guess he must be racist
too.
What are these weird correlations you're attempting to make? I call racist racist. Racist? And
this ought to be fun.
Okay, so then you can't go back. Well, wait a minute. Hold up. Wait a minute. I don't want to watch this
It's 26 minutes again. You've got if you want me to react to your video
It's got to be like under 15 minutes. Okay, it's if it's like 15 and a half
Maybe I'll make an exception but 26 minute video. I can't watch this two videos prior
He made a point of never calling your races. Yeah
Do you remember whenever I when he said that I wasn't he never called me racist?
But then like very clearly like obviously he did now he literally just did so this is the kind of stuff
I'm talking about talking about Street Fighter the point you made about Street Fighter 6 is coming back to haunt you
Yes, I know the person above me cheated at the time. I retired from the game
I retired in first place. This was a spot
I held for years by the time Street Fighter 5 released the game was dead
It would take hours to get a single match in ranked and if you did get a match
It was someone that was significantly lower ranked than you in Street Fighter 4
There are multiple letter ranks you can get as you can see
I'm in the a plus grade your battle points are what determine your letter rank in a healthy game an a plus rank could
Expect those with a's b pluses and B's to join
Oh, right this down guys. Hey, I'm in how many like this down seed after you went a fight the closer to your rank
The person you beat the more battle points you receive only it's
significantly worse for those of us in the A plus tier because we're the best players in the game and we're expected to win
The problem is that the game is dead even if you get a match
It would be against someone nowhere near the A plus rank
So even if you beat them you would earn a I understand exactly what he's saying by the way
I totally get your point of view
You're saying that you're hitting rank cap because there's nobody with the right MMR
So if you DC out of a game you could lose like a hundred points, but you only gained two points to win
So realistically you can't climb anymore. So the person ahead of you. No, no, no, no, I understand what you're saying
I get I get it. I totally understand the way MMR works
I understand the way the ranking system works understand the way leaderboards work. I get it
I know you don't need to explain this. It's obvious, but it's just that nobody cares
Nobody gives a shit
Go play Street Fighter 6
Go place it's not Street Fighter 5 anymore. It's not Street Fighter 4
I don't know why you're talking why are you still playing Street Fighter 4? What are you doing?
Like you're not good enough to play Street Fighter 6. What's going on with this? Yeah, like what's what is this?
It's like playing classic Wow, and oh my god. Nobody cares about number two. Yep. The
Yeah, if you're not first you're last. That's what they say and
Anyway, less competition. I guess so but anyway, let me go back
I'll look at some of the other posts and everything that's happened, right because oh, yeah
So, um, another one that I thought was kind of funny and, uh, shut up, ugly fuck.
What is this here?
They're calling Steven Miller ugly.
What is this?
Democrats nominate a first transgender Senate candidate.
Shut up, you ugly fuck.
This is politics now.
That's it.
This is it.
Shut up.
Like so.
And by the way, I want everybody to understand that this is not new.
Okay. I want you just real quick. First instance of being trans being used as an insult in American politics. You're not going to like this.
1990s pre-1980s no no wait wait wait hold up wait a minute wait a minute no no no
no they did this all the way back in the day they did am I losing the wrong term
maybe cross-dressing that's it and no no John who's it John Adams is happening
with the insult was hermaphrodite oh is that it it's Hamilton what about her
I can't spell it, but it knows what I'm saying.
1800.
The election of 1800.
So gentlemen, we are going back to basics, okay?
Adams versus Jefferson, okay?
specific insult Adams had a hideous hermafrididal character which has
neither the force and firmness of a man nor the gentleness and sensibility of a
woman.
How about that?
Literally 200 over 200 years ago.
And yeah, there it is.
I just want people to see that because some people might not recognize that this is actually
a very...
This has been going on for a long time, okay?
Like people have no idea how long it's been.
And anyway, let me go back.
I did see that there were some people crashing out, getting upset about me.
Let me see if I can find this.
And, uh, Hassan, let me see, can I find it?
Hassan brought his fat friend on to make fun of me.
Can you believe that?
Where is it?
Where's the post?
I gotta find it somewhere on here.
Where the hell is it?
God damn, and I might not be able to find it.
Give me a minute, give me a minute.
Give me a minute.
I'm, I'm gonna find you Pat.
Did I pass it?
Okay.
I'm probably, I'm probably going too fast.
All right, let me, let me go back.
I'm gonna see if I can pull this up.
No, no, it's not this, it's not this.
It's not this, it's not this.
This is some other bullshit.
I don't know what that is, that's not it.
Okay, this is, all right, this is the one about me.
All right, all right, let's get it.
Here we go.
All right, get ready, get ready.
Suck Trump off and the one who wants to suck Trump off.
Yeah, Nick Fuentes, Laura Lumer agrees.
So does Asmongold. Asmongold was like, yeah, fuck around and find out. Yeah. Yeah. Lock him up again.
I never advocated for a son to get locked up. I never advocated for that.
Fucking content creator on this goddamn platform, literally supposed to be somewhat of a colleague here.
I didn't add that. Like, so I want make sure that he knows this. I'm not advocating for him to go to jail.
i don't know if he did anything wrong
now if he did something wrong of course you should go to jail of course you
should face a penalty
like yeah dot but that's not that's not because i i i have disagreements with
the son politically
it's the same as they do you stole a car you should go to jail for stealing a
car obviously should go to jail if you do something that's wrong but i i never
presumed his guilt
i never said that he was guilty he died not seems to me like he is does it
seems like he is
but i never said that
i never implied that i have no idea
the fact is that
again like this is the miss framing that this that he likes to do he always
he tries to make you shut up yet
this is why everybody is celebrating him getting subpoenaed
it's because you literally just lie and make things up
for nothing
i never celebrated you going to jail because you don't even know you're not
even gonna go you're not this is the most overblown thing by the way
Wow, oh my god, you get a subpoena.
Okay, you're gonna have to appear,
now maybe it's not overblown because you know things
that are in your communications that I don't know
and they're more damning than what people think.
That's the only example and only reason I can think
that he's this upset about it.
But let's assume that's not true.
Anyway, what I'm saying is that, yeah,
they should go through the process
and obviously if you broke the law
you should face penalties, like, of course.
So that's it.
And yeah, you said it was better.
Yeah, you said it was better with him around.
Yeah, I said I didn't even like,
I like, you know, on a personal level,
I don't even want him to go to jail.
If I saw him goes to jail,
then there's less content for me.
So I don't even want him to go to jail in the first place.
So it's not even really true.
None of this is even true.
But yeah, fuck around and find out.
I shouldn't have done it.
Shouldn't have gone to a communist government
and a communist country and coordinated with the government.
You said that on your podcast.
You did, you said it.
Shouldn't have said that.
Big mistake.
Salivating the prospect.
Salivating.
Salivating the prospect of me being arrested.
I gotta fuck it.
Getting arrested, I did not.
Also, being subpoenaed isn't getting arrested.
These are two totally different things.
It's not even true.
Okay.
All right.
I'm gonna go have a whole pizza after this, dude.
We know.
Elon's boosting Asmold's final solution.
Elon's boosting Asmold's final solution.
This is the framing that these people use.
Oh my god.
This is it.
What are we talking about?
On Twitch.
Oh yeah.
This is the this is my main op on Twitch.
The guy who doesn't shower.
The main op on Twitch.
I like listen.
I don't even like, yeah, I criticize things he says.
I'm not even that mean.
I feel like I'm pretty reasonable.
And also the reason why the main op is me, that you think,
it's because your destiny gets unbanned.
Looking like the fucking Grinch.
Bro, smiling like the Grinch.
After you get done typing and he gets unbanned.
and you want to talk about yeah
yeah i wonder why is just got all the other ones bad
really
is such a fucking door kitchen yeah he's like i'm a door
very solution to this bring in the nashville round them all up yeah force
labor what's the ones who are violent and
attack police done you can literally solve this problem overnight but we
choose to allow these animals to run wild you know i'm like one hundred one
hundred one hundred
you fucking idiots not understand what anything like
I said, do you guys not understand anything?
Yeah, well, no, OK, what is it?
What do we not understand?
Society, do process any of that?
What is this?
You're some ass society.
Anything like a society, do process.
A society?
What kind of a society can you have whenever people are
lighting fucking like satanic fire circles
in the middle of a parking garage, doing donuts,
holding an M16 or an AR 15 out the window, shooting it off?
Maybe actually, you know what?
I'm not sure if they shot it off.
Maybe they were just holding it.
Yeah, that sounds like the society I want to live in.
Oh, the due process, okay.
I'll say, is any of that shit?
Let's follow the due process.
What is the due process?
Oh, and by the way, do you know what one version
of due process is?
Invoking the Insurrection Act
and doing exactly what I said.
That is the due process because that law is on the books
and they actively are not enforcing federal law,
which is a justification to invoke the Insurrection Act.
Everything that I'm saying is completely within the process.
I'm not inventing anything new.
I'm not saying anything different.
I'm saying that we should go back
and do what we already did.
Did Charlie get due process?
No, and also, by the way,
I don't really give a fuck about that either.
Like, just to be very clear,
if your version of due process is some random,
fucking parasite retard
that's driving around lighting things on fire,
gets 7 different court appeals and gets to sit home on a $200 bond, then yeah, I think
the due process should be changed.
You pe- I mean, it's fucking crazy.
Also, what is that fucking- why do people listen to that fucking guy?
He's fucking disgusting.
Shut up, Faddy.
Shut up.
What are you talking about, Faddy?
Call me I'm disgusting.
I guarantee you.
Okay, here's the thing.
If me okay, so if me and Stavros and Hassan had to walk three miles
At the end of those three miles. I think I don't
It I don't know what Hassan eats a lot and so he might well, but this guy probably eats a lot too, right?
So I'm not eating a whole pizza. I would smell the best out of all three of them. I
would
See this is this is what happens. Never your fat is that you think this is the way it is
He like he was it like how did this happen he looks like shit, right?
He probably gets no fucking pussy as much gold whatever the fuck his name is no man. There's clout. He's got clout
This what it's really crazy to me. By the way, I think that these guys are really kind of self-reporting
so much of men their leftists are just using it as a mating technique they
don't actually believe any of this shit they don't even think any of this they
know it's bullshit they just say it because it's a good way to get women to
like them that's it
do girls suck is disgusting I have no idea but I do girls suck my dick
What are you talking about that for man? What's wrong with you? Is that what you even like?
What does he do with this fucking?
Today we remember George Floyd who was murdered by a former Minneapolis police officer.
Oh they're not going to like this one. Yeah they're not going to like this one at all.
But anyway so this is the reason is that a lot of these guys view sexual approval from
women to be the prime and the most important thing and their entire personalities and existences
are on the internet are a performance in order to elicit that sexual approval from women.
That's literally it. So yeah, I mean, I don't really like I don't have a girlfriend right now.
No, I don't like that. Yeah, maybe in the future. I will maybe not. I don't this is not the this is
That's not my whole life.
There's Sims?
Yeah.
Why is he weighing in?
Why am I weighing in?
Some fucking idiot that what he, what he's doing?
Because Elon boosts the fuck out of this shit.
But what did he see?
How did he get famous?
Fucking.
My god
Yeah, people listen to that fucking guy can't take a fucking shower. Yeah, I don't need to because I'm not fat. I don't smell bad
Fat people smell bad
Just don't be like you. I'm telling you I'm fat and ugly
You have to live like that. You just that if you if you put light into the world and positivity
You'll get you just like what you're doing right now. Yeah light and positivity is being okay with a bunch of people
having random team takeovers and lighting things on fire and driving around with machine guns.
Yeah, I don't think so. I don't think that's light and positivity. I think that's retarded. I think
that's retarded. It's completely unstable. And I don't know why you would even say they're so
performative as usual. They are. They're performative for female approval. That's it. That's the
reason why these guys do this. Take the hat off. Oh no, he's balding. He's fat and bald just like
listen I'm bald right he's fat and bald maybe if I eat a lot of food maybe I'll
be fat too I don't know it sucked off don't go into the dog wait again to live
like that you just that if you if you put light into the world and positivity
you'll get sucked off yeah this it's all about having sex with women their
entire world view and everything is built around the sexual approval of
women. That's it. It's kind of sad. Really.
Don't go into the dark side with a dirty ass motherfucker.
And also, like, by the way, I don't really like talking about a lot of, like,
relationships or girls I talk to or don't talk to or anything else. I don't like getting involved
in this. It's weird. I don't need to prove anything. I don't need to indicate that women like me.
me it's just silly. Why would I do that? It's embarrassing.
For who doesn't even fucking shower. He doesn't know shit about
what he's talking about. See, this is the reason see Hassan
used to be fat. Now he might be fat. Hassan eats a lot of
food. He'll probably be fat again. But right now he's not that
fat. So Hassan like this is the reason why showering is such a
big deal to them, right? Because he might not be fat now, but
he's trans fat. He still has the mind of a fat person. And so
But like both of them are talking about how important showering is because to them it is.
It's tremendously important.
Matters a lot.
You're crying at the casket of a criminal scumbag who was driving fanpointer gun at
me when we were looking at the Trump admins full of pussies or you'd be getting tried
for sedition with a baby?
You even know what sedition means, you fucking idiot?
No, that's...
is sedition. Sedition is the act of inciting resistance, rebellion or insurrection against
a lawful government or established authority, key elements versus treason. So treason, and the
reason why it's not treason is because he's not siding with a foreign entity, he's just siding
against the state. And so I did say sedition on purpose. I said that for a specific reason. So
So if two or more people conspire to overthrow the government by force, oppose its authority
by force, prevent execution by laws by force, seize U.S. property by force that can face
up to 20 years in prison.
So I think that Mayor Frey absolutely exercised and should be tried for sedition.
I think he should.
I think the fact that he had his police stand down, not help, and actively promoted and
incited more riots, unrest, and turmoil against the federal government and against federal law,
I think that's grounds for him to be tried for sedition. As by the definition that you can see,
and you can look this up on Google, you want to try another definition, you want to try something
else, that's totally fine, right? But at the end of the day, that's what's happening. It's not,
Yeah, it's not even debatable. Like I know what sedition is. That's why I said it
That's it
Yeah, I'm I
Sad really
Why is he lying about your take on is to pina to farm sympathy to farm sympathy and to look like a victim
The funniest thing like he's gotten um, so his audience is like, uh, diminishing a little bit as like is like everything is is
Anchored around trump
So when Trump's support, his audience is almost entirely European larbors that really,
as though they're MAGA, they're like gay little fuckin' dudes from Europe.
They're gay little people in Europe?
Why is it wrong to be gay in Europe?
It's crazy how whenever these are the guys that are like, this is the reason why I think
I might be the only person who's progressive on Twitch.
I really am.
I think I might be delicious here diminishing is this is my channel doing well. I don't I don't even know
Let me see. Is it diminishing like I I don't even like as I said before
This is the first time I've seen my channel graph and let's see how long
So as been going short. So this is one channel that I'm doing so it looks like monthly views gained
So we're going up and down. We're getting so a hundred million views a month. That seems pretty good
Yeah, seems like we're we're doing pretty well here guys. Look at the daily
Holy shit
201 oh my god
wait wait that's my biggest month ever wait so I'm having my biggest month ever
on this channel oh my god that's insane wow and also by the way I do think that
twitch viewership has gone down it's gone down for everybody and you want to
know one of the reasons why it's because nothing's happening nothing's happening
And I think that's a good thing. It's a relax and hopefully twitch is cracking down on viewbotting, too
It is and I think this is good as well. They should be doing that
I have never ever ever based my my
Existence or my popularity on a twitch never because the website's completely borked
I mean Hassan yesterday had like 200,000 viewers. Okay, like I guess stavros has a lot of clout
He's really just that guy and so you know brings him on goes all the way up to 200k viewers for sure man
Right. I mean like what are we doing here? So am I really gonna base it off of that?
Why would I do that and is this month also when you have force was this your force vacation pull up star roast data
I think he's a funny guy. He's just a fucking idiot. He's a fucking idiot like look up the definition look up
What is due process?
How is how is using the insurrection act it like do you really want people driving around doing doughnuts with a massive
Fire circle with machine guns. No, you don't want that you might say. Oh, yeah
I think it's cool except for whenever they're outside your house at 4 a.m.
And you're trying to sleep then you're gonna want the police to be there. So that's it
Watch them turn 30k 30k. No, well, he saw and stressed me out yesterday. He did I was getting back
I was like I got back home, and I was like doing some other stuff. I I got my lawn mode
I did some yard work. I got my car washed
I I fed the birds, you know
I did a bunch like little fucking stupid things right yesterday because I was like well
I have the day off already
So I might as well just you know do a few other you know daily quests or weekly quests right and so I and then I
Open up twitch. I see has on has like 200,000 views like oh my god
They finally did they shoot them right they shoot Trump or something like this
I'm like did I did I really miss another global event right because like the last time that happened?
I remember like I remember very clearly January 6th happened and
Hassan I went to bed after like I think my stream ended early that day for some reason I woke up
I saw Hassan like 150,000 viewers and I was like I felt so stupid because I missed out on all it right and
So anytime that I see Hassan have a lot of viewers
I panic and it's not because I'm worried he's gonna have more viewers than me
It's that I'm worried that I missed something really important and he was live and I didn't know about it, right?
And so now I'm missing out on big news
So he actually stressed me out yesterday because he had so many viewers
I was like, well, what the fuck is this like that? I missed something. No, it turns out she's just getting you bud
Yeah, she's getting you about it, right? And so this is the thing, right? And again, it's he didn't do that
I'm not blaming it on him. It's just what happened
And my thoughts under the K viewers were good for him.
These people cry all the time about following the law.
Yeah.
So it's just, yes, trust me out.
As a matter of fact.
The Netherlands were like, yeah, we are Maga.
We are Maga.
What's wrong with that?
What's wrong with that?
It's Western culture, Westerns.
And also, by the way, never forget the fact that Hassan went to China and he ran into
my fans. Keep that in mind. Just, you know, just real quick, right? In case anybody, in
case anybody didn't know this, right? Someone got bought yesterday too. Who cares? Like,
I mean, viewership on this website is such a fucking mirage. It is. It's so hard to tell
Twitch is changing their metrics constantly. Everybody's cheating. Everybody's view-bottling.
doing this. It's so cringe. Why do you think I moved over to making content centered around YouTube?
It's because I knew this website was borked. It was. It's been borked. It's been borked for a long time.
Azan's racist. It's a German accent, not a Dutch one. He just insulted me. I know it's disgusting,
isn't it? He's so disgusting. What's the point of you bonding? So you're higher up on the
the directory and more people see your channel. It's pretty simple. And then like you can make
the perception that you're popular. So you have other people collab with you. And it's
like, it's just a, it's just basically a cycle of malicious compliance, right? Where
everybody knows it's bullshit, but they just play along with it. There's a lot of streamers
that are viewbotters. Like if you want to see if somebody has motion, you should look
at places like Twitter, and you should look at places like YouTube. And really, I think
YouTube is the best one, and I'll explain why YouTube is the best one. It's because YouTube,
it's the hardest to bot without it being completely obvious because botting your channel
can have negative effects to an algorithm. So that's the reason why. So YouTube is probably
the best instance. And like you look at the comments, et cetera, right? Neon strategy. Yeah,
I like Neon, but he is a viewbotter, right? He's at least getting viewbotted. I think we know that.
TikTok's by far the most bought at social platform. Yeah, definitely.
Alex Jones highlighted you as a glaze yesterday. No, I didn't I didn't know that actually I thought actually so many message
me I should reply to them from there was involved with that
Yesterday, I published a message in back. I met the guy randomly like just out of nowhere and a really nice guy
I might be on their show soon. So we'll see what happens and funny on YouTube want to see what you
Wanted to see one censored. Well, then stay on YouTube, right? You probably have more fans in Cuba than Hassan does. I mean, maybe yeah
Yeah, they're all like racist Europeans although that is I will say I've bumped into some people in Greece
They're all racist Europeans
Like I was American and they were like they were mad that I believe socialist stuff because they only agree serve
Watch it
He just can't stop, he just can't stop, Jesus guys, is this a cope session?
I know, this is insane, but it's true, and it's always, this is the thing, it's his
friends always try to like, to like, alright, wait a minute, you know you're going too far,
He says, yeah, I know, wait, you didn't let me finish.
They killed all the fucking communists.
That's why, you know, there wasn't civil war.
That is true, but like people do think America,
when they meet you, like conservatives in Europe are pumped.
And then when I start talking about how much I didn't like Trump,
they're like pissed at me.
They're like, fuck dude, we thought we were gonna get to be racist.
But it's like, yeah, I'd be disappointed too.
Yeah, imagine you meet an American, but they turn out to be the same libtard that's ruining your country
It's the same like oh god. It's just another one of these from over there. Oh fuck. I thought we were gonna have some fun
So strange because like how cocky if you Trump is putting his fucking dick in balls all over you dick and balls
Sucking dicks like these guys talk about dicks more than I do that's a prep. That's hard to do
Europe like he's just like I'm gonna invade and there's nothing you can do about it and these he's gonna invade Europe
What what as they're still like that's good. Actually, they don't we should be fucking slaves to America which they are
So Europe is a slave to America, but America is a slave to Israel, but Europe is also a slave to Israel
Okay, right so anyway, how hard bro? I guess so so anyway
You know, he had to bring in his friends so they could like double team me and try to like make me look bad
For thinking that people that are running around with machine guns and lighting things on fire and cars should get put in
Jail. Yeah, that's what I think. That's what I think and
Yeah, it's unfortunate to see the Jimmies they wrestled I guess so
And he's drunk. Let's not met with well. Let's not try to make it like it makes any sense. Are they drunk?
I have no idea. It's just funny
But anyway, I don't really, you know, I don't really take it personally. I just think it's funny
But yeah, everything that I said was accurate and true and reasonable.
Watch Burman video. Half of the video is about it not being AI in Street Fighter 4.
Half of this video is AI in Street Fighter 4.
Wow, I really don't even know what to say. What an interesting individual.
Well, I'll have to go around and look at that probably later on today.
Just ignore that mask.
Yeah, it's been going on for a while.
And by the way, is Noah Samson using...
Is he using a green screen of my room?
That's my room.
This is...
That is...
I know my room.
That is my room.
Like, let me see if I can pull this up.
Look at this.
He's in my- you know what really bothers me about this is that you- so you had no problem
taking my room and making it your room.
You had no problem, but you know what's fucking disgusting about this?
You got rid of the American flag.
of everything and then you added you added a red bull can wait was there a
red bull maybe there was a red bull can yeah what about my American fucking flag
what happened to that what a piece of shit what an absolute piece of shit
this is on even though dude another that channel one of these channels there's a
a bunch of them clip me like joking about texting Hassan, um,
and like him being slow at replying.
And they said, uh, Noah Sampson begged for money and Hassan
Piker and brutally denies him.
Damn it sucks.
It's too bad.
Wow.
So he begged for money and then Hassan didn't want to give him money.
Sounds a lot like Frogan and Casey Schron and Denim and all the other ones.
Right.
Yeah.
I'm starting to see, I'm starting to notice a trend.
Yeah, and again, I don't know whether this guy like Ethan is suing him. I have no idea why or anything else
Oh, here's destiny about the same the same thing
cookie shit. Oh
This is the clip. I have to show you this clip. Oh my god
Let me see if I can pull this up because after all of this this is it is the most
Like insane self-report that you can possibly fucking make look at this
failed left lane grifters I guess like I don't know anything about the guys so I
can't be sure I don't have anything really against them I I just don't know
him he seems like an idiot but I don't want to make it personal where's the the
post I find it god damn it here it is so this post has been getting quite popular
It has three million views now.
Get ready.
I want to go to Cuba.
Would you be down?
I fucking love Cuba.
Oh yeah, you'd be down?
Yeah, I think I got there.
The Cuban government actually, the Cuban government actually hit my contact from the
embassy and told them that if the only thing stopping us on coming to Cuba was
the consistent internet access we can make it happen.
Yes.
Not good.
Not good at all.
It's so over it might be play it again. Okay contact from the embassy hit the Cuban government actually
hit my contact from the embassy and told him that if the only thing stopping us on coming to Cuba was
the consistent internet access we can make it happen. Yeah Cuba is sick. Wait like the government
reached out to you. So, yeah, yeah.
Is it over?
Guys, is it over? Like I...
Do you know what I really think the truth is?
I think that it's not over.
I think he's peacocking. I don't think the Cuban government reached out to him at all.
I don't even think this happened.
I think he's probably just saying this to make himself sound important.
He's lying.
I guess we're gonna find out, right? I don't know that, but maybe that's it.
Could be right, yeah.
course it's uh well not reach out to me there's like uh there's a middleman there um i because
i just keep digging man just keep digging i had a i had a doctor from cuba cuba does
this thing called medical missions and they've been doing it since uh i believe like the
the 70s and it's incredibly successful they have a massive very robust like medical program
because they have to because they're under an incredible sanctions regime by the United
States of America that the rest of the world thinks is abhorrent except for American Israel
that keep consistently vetoing it over and over again. But this is created a-
Right, right, of course. And that's where we got the hair, I guess so. And so it's real,
it's Israel as always, the lies are endless. And have a full doc on stuff we missed yesterday.
Let me see if I can pull it up and find it so I did find this to be very funny. It was extremely funny is the victim so
The consistent access we can make it happen. Yeah Cuba is sick. We like the government reached out to you
So yeah, yeah, of course, it's
Shouldn't have said that
You should not have said that like he probably shouldn't have said that he is his own star witness
I don't think that's true. I think Austin was just being obnoxious, and it just happened at the same time. I don't think he gives a shit about this. Like, yeah, he's political. He cares. But like, I don't think that's really the reason I think he was just being obnoxious. It is what it is, right? And what is this here?
He's political he cares, but like I don't think that's really the reason I think he was just being obnoxious
It is what it is, right? And what is this here?
Oh my god
Not a registered for an agent. Yeah, he's going to
It's really bad awesome who's awesome it's this guy this is Austin that's Wilnef
And I I mean I I've known all these guys. They've been screaming forever, right? Like I've known Austin since he was Raj
Okay, so it goes back a long long way all the anti Jew crap. Well, you can't forget about the Jews
The United States most recently redesinated Cuba as a state sponsor of terrorism on January 20th
2025. Oh, that's a year after Trump Trump took office. Oh
Oh boy, January, re-added by the Trump administration during its final days, uh-oh.
And then reinstated by President Trump again.
And then, so yes, they are a state sponsor of terrorism, well, I guess maybe that video
is too.
But anyway, let me scroll down and look at this here too.
So, is this the van themselves?
And is this the clip?
Oh, okay, I think I got it.
The Cuban government actually hit my contact from the embassy.
So this is on March 31st, 2025.
So that means that if it was, let me get this straight.
So if it was a state sponsor of terrorism on January 20th, and then you're messaging
them theoretically within the last month, probably, I don't know, maybe not, then you
would have been talking to a state sponsor for terror, wow.
told them that if the only thing stopping us on coming to Cuba was the
consistent internet access we can make it happen. Yeah Cuba is sick. Wait, we like
the government reached out to you. So yeah yeah of course it's a well not
reached out to me there's like there's a middleman there.
I because I had a I had a doctor from Cuba. Cuba does this thing called medical
missions and they've been doing it since I believe like the the 70s and it's
It's incredibly successful.
They have a massive, very robust medical program, because they have to, because they're under
an incredible sanctions regime by the United States of America that the rest of the world
thinks is abhorrent, except for America and Israel that keep consistently vetoing it over
and over again.
But this has created a major issue, obviously, where Q-Mas basically had to educate their
own doctors and because they have an abundance almost of doctors now does
anybody believe this that they have been sending their doctors out as like
medical missions and also generating it's crazy how you think that that's the
reason why they're doing it so their own people are starving but they're sending
their own doctors out on medical missions yeah because it's communist
fucking propaganda. They're not sending them out because they care about people. If they cared about people, they'd help their own people.
They're sending them out to do this as performances, so useful idiots will say,
oh my god, look how great Cuba is. That's a- how do you-
This is- this is the most obvious goitrap that you can ever have.
Like, how do you- you- you just got totally fucking hoodwinked by this.
How does this happen? Oh my god. And anyway, it's just crazy for me to see this. It's
overgoing, I know. And I'll see if there's any more of these here because it's been more, oh god.
And this might be the first time someone has turned a state's witness without actually being charged
by anything. I think that ultimately the target is probably Singham and his operation from PSL
to answer coalition to co-pink like anything that he's ever
financed and it's not new it's been it's been around for a
while but it's obviously uh yeah so the safe
house okay so you need to go out into the woods
and all right so do you have a gps okay so the coordinates
are you know just bro he's just explaining he's giving away the whole game
it's held through regardless because like it's ridiculous right it's like
totally fucking ridiculous to so ridiculous
uh...
to try and and you know
to try and stop like the political the missions at cuban here missions are
number one performance number two slave labor and a way to get the regime to get
millions of dollars uh... while the doctors get paid peanuts number three
the missions are used to expand the cuban intelligence and report it
export its revolution like they did in venezuela
and you can see this guy is cuban his name is l cuban don
like that yeah he's definitely cuban
advocacy of an american uh... citizen
you can tell roi singham is a american citizen he lives in china now
and he's a uh... centimillionaire i think he like has almost a billion
dollars not sure how much money is now but like
He's been a funding vehicle for a lot of like, uh, uh, political, uh, a lot of, uh, political movements in the country, like a lot of activism, and they hate that shit, like the American government hates that shit.
So they're trying to, uh, jam them up.
Yeah.
You know, they're, they're trying to hit him on anything and everything they possibly can.
That.
Mm-hmm
What replies are good, let me see it
I'll pull it up and find it
He's pretty good living Cuba. Yeah, I have a feeling that one's not gonna happen
Hassan when the feds come up. Oh god
Yeah, he just this is exactly what I smell it's never just about one influence was cuba trip
It was about the same linked ecosystem the groups it funds know
Delegations and supports and the political operations built around them
So you can look at all of these, right?
Hassan, as your attorney, I remain you to remain. Ah, jeez, isn't that what you're looking good at? You want names?
I can name them. In fact, I will right now on stream. Most effective subpoena of all time.
Pyker opens up a single envelope, rats on his comrades, and no, he hasn't even gotten the thing yet.
He hasn't. It turns out PSL has a lot. What is this here?
So it turns out PSL has a lot of reddit moderators and therefore subreddits under its control.
What is this? The right-can't meme?
Uh-oh.
Wow.
Are you telling me that Reddit is totally infiltrated with these people too?
Oh my God. What a surprise.
Who could have ever guessed?
Jin Zedong, R slash communism, Denver protests, send in the tanks,
rslash marxist culture rslash late stage capitalism did this motherfucker really go on stream and
admit that he's a foreign agent of the ccp wait until you hear about his personal friend
david ablor i don't even know who the hell that is i took a piece of paper from the
myth these are foreign government asset with ties to an astroturf political activist group
funded by billionaires not a good place to be in right definitely not and what is this here
They have their own little fucking hug box where they're fantasizing about how like we got him. This is it's over
He's going to prison
Or he's terrified. He's scared. It's like yeah, dude. I'm fucking what do you I've said it from the start, okay?
You killed me you jailed me. There's gonna be other people, you know, you're not gonna be able to to stop
the people from feeling the way that they do, you know, you're gonna have to concede on their demands at some point
It is what it is, you know
I personally still believe that the democratic process perhaps the most successful method of dealing with yeah discontent
But ultimately people are frustrated
I'm only one guy, you know
I'm only one person they have
man guys it wasn't me I'm just one guy what do you mean oh no no no he's not
explaining it is he none of this is illegal okay as an American citizen you
can literally be in correspondence with individuals in another country the
American restriction you are playing games again you are playing games again
Again again and again. That's not what people are saying
Nobody is saying that nobody ever said that you just making it up again
It's why is it so hard to just engage with what's being discussed? Oh my god
Who's on this stuff are fucking idiotic? I have a journalism visa. What the fuck are you talking about?
about. She hope it works. And what's really funny about it is that every single media
outlet that goes to Cuba does this as well. CNN, Al Jazeera, ABC, fucking Fox News, every
goddamn every goddamn American news outlet. Did they go to Cuba and then hang out with
a bunch of people and then go and give money out to all the locals? Like I don't know if
That's really the same thing. Are they far did he follow all of the rules? I don't know
I have no idea what the rules are if I had to guess the answers no I
If I had to guess I don't know but you know like that's if I had to guess that's what that would be
line
Speaking of terrorism and speaking of things that are illegal
I will be interviewing a Cuban doctor tomorrow, straight out of Cuba, as a matter of fact.
So we've been working on lining that up to talk specifically about the Marco Rubio statement
about how countries that allow Cuban doctors to come and help them out will be considered
on a sanctions list.
Will be sanctioned.
Yes, because they understand that the Cuban doctors doing that are just doing it to spread
of communism and to spread their influence and it's all PR.
I mean, it's kind of obvious, right?
It's pretty obvious you can see that.
Yeah, if you go to journalists and do leisure activities,
that's illegal, it might be.
Eventually.
So, you know, just to expose the insanity
of this current administration,
I am once again going to lean into
how psychotic they are behaving.
Well, yeah, that's great.
What, if you don't consider yourself a liberal,
then what do you consider yourself a centrist?
You're more progressive than more liberals.
What are you talking about?
I'm not a liberal because I am way to the left of liberal.
Okay, and so anyway,
another chat argument from last year, I don't care.
He's saying he's gonna break the law internationally now.
I have no idea.
He wore it too close to the sun.
Yeah, this is definitely not a good look.
It is not a good look at all.
And right now I feel like, you know,
six special interest Chinese nationals
wearing camouflage after you ended near Eagle Pass in Texas.
Holy fucking shit.
And anyway, yeah, there it is.
I don't know whether he's gonna go to jail
and also keep this in mind.
I have never advocated for him to go to jail for this
or anything else.
I don't know if he broke the law or not.
What he's saying and what my layman's understanding of the law is seems like he might have done
something wrong.
It seems very clearly something probably was done wrong.
But I don't know that and everybody deserves a presumption of innocence.
So you know, we'll have to wait and see.
But it doesn't look good.
Can you do the new how chud and woke are you quiz?
How chud and how woke are you quiz?
Sounds like a really good idea.
Where can I find it?
That sounds like a great idea. Where is it?
No one to find it.
Google? No, I want to know where.
We're going to shut it up. Just search it on Google.
Chud, Woke, Values Test.
Okay. Yeah, I can do this. Why not? Alright.
Welcome to the Chud, Woke, Values Test, a tongue-in-cheek exploration of where you fall on the cultural spectrum between unapologetically reactionary Chud and deeply progressive Woke.
This quiz isn't about right or wrong.
It's a provocative way to reflect on your views
about politics, identity, and media, and society.
Answer honestly, have fun, and don't take it too seriously.
Okay, pretty simple.
Is there any questions?
No, it'll be very fast. I'll speedrun it.
Listen, health advice and masking recommendations.
I agree, but I don't all the way agree
because I didn't get vaccinated.
Parents should have absolute power over their children
as they are older and more experienced.
I'm very neutral about this. I'm just gonna go next because like obviously there's some instances where I would say yes
Some I would say no. I strongly support Pride Month. I would say I disagree. I don't hate it, but I disagree
It's a moral for a country to invade and claim land of another resources. I totally disagree with that
Presence of another culture is no threat to my own. I completely disagree with that
It depends telling somebody to kill themselves crosses the line. I totally disagree with that races or scientific reality
This is a biological fact. Oh, just a second when we go back
Sorry. Yeah, yeah, races are time to, yeah, I mean, obviously they're scientific. That's literally how they're defined.
I've compared real life events to mainstream entertainment. Yeah, I've done that before.
Women only. I'm not a woman. Not a woman. Okay, next.
It's acceptable, make fun of generalized groups, completely agree. I respect people's neo pronouns and exo genders.
I generally agree, but not for any, like, I will, if it's not fake genders.
like it like for example like I'll I'll respect like for example um like wait
neo pronouns that's neo okay so then I strongly disagree yeah cuz those aren't
real okay never mind people judge me as judgmental and oh I can't pick both why
I can only pick one am I more judgmental or am I more this is really hard this
This is like, yeah, oh my God, and I can't pick both.
I guess I'm gonna have to go with abrasive.
We should keep all sovereignty and the national level
on grand powers to organizations like EU and UN totally agree.
Online harassment or cancelization is a serious issue.
I generally agree on that.
It's acceptable to make fun of someone
based on their appearance.
I completely agree.
My hair has died.
No, it's not.
Borders and nation states should be abolished,
completely disagree.
Families should be abolished, completely disagree.
It's acceptable to make fun of someone
under identity completely agree abortion should be legal in all circumstances completely agree
I prefer the suburbs men only I have a man bun or shaved sides none of these
men only how much of the domestic labor would you would you do in a relationship
I'd say half or more yeah that's what I'd expect to do right I mean I think that's what makes sense
yeah sure a strong hierarchy is desirable in society I think this is true
Animals deserve certain animals to eat meat is morally wrong, completely disagree.
Women only, I'm not a woman.
Countries such as US and Australia should give a portion of land,
particularly important sites, agreed and treaties back to Indigenous people,
completely disagree, should have won the war.
My country and people should apologize for, nope, completely disagree.
Non-binary, I'm not non-binary.
Identity groups such as race and gender are far more significant divisions than I associate
of economic class. I completely disagree. Economic class matters a lot. Transgender people are the
gender they say they are. No, they're not. If an entertainment media or commercials have a
certain identity makeup, whether it be lack of diversity or forced diversity, it upsets me.
I generally agree. I agree not all the way, but I generally agree. And what's this here? Deportion
is legitimate, even if no other crime has been overstaying a visa. Yes, obviously it's legitimate,
like duh, of course. My romantic partner is, um, I'm single. Okay, there are some words or phrases
people should be socially punished for using. I completely agree. Things like I support communism,
things like everybody is equal, things like everybody should be able to vote, things like,
yeah, I mean, so I would say I generally, like, I would say I generally disagree with this,
not always but you know we'll see someone do it yeah I yeah will someone do it exactly okay
I've attended a prestigious school I went to a university what is this here I'm waiting for
until marriage for sex totally disagree men I have women friends been only online one one friend
multiple women friends in real life sorry guys sorry yeah uh yeah really really disappointing
hate to ruin the illusion, but yeah, I try to be nice to women. My solution, this is one of the
strategies I use, and you can use this strategy too. I've seen that it works. You should talk to
women like you talk to other people. That's the way that it works. You can talk to them like people.
I know I look look guys. I know
Anyway, many of the colonized benefited from colonialism. Oh, man. I
Don't like the fact that I can only agree twice I
Really like I I think that I should have like I want to agree with this like 10 times
I would it would be over here, right? Like yes, obviously they benefited from it. Yes, you're welcome by the way
You're welcome for colonialism. Okay. We're ready to come back whenever you want us or actually maybe whenever you don't want us
It depends on who gets elected. So yeah, I completely agree
Fundamentally our society is sexist and patriarchal and this is a bad completely disagree. I was about to agree
It's the state's right to enforce unity of culture and language. I completely agree
I don't want people speaking other languages besides English in America
Women I'm not a woman
The family is the most important unit in society. I completely agree. We should end programs that support diversity equity
That's my big one. Can we colonize what we should we should like like if I ever ran for government
That would be one of my uh, one of my uh, my things is like we're gonna bring back colonialism
We're gonna just find a random country somewhere and we're just gonna take it over
Just this kind of like a project, you know, like an ant farm
Just see what happens
Yes, I just pick one. I don't know which one right at that point. I have no idea. Just for fun
Yeah, maybe we can try to take over Minnesota. We can start there and that we should end programs of our destiny
Okay, so obviously yeah, obviously agree with that. I think it's particularly offensive
particularly offensive for people to say slurs completely disagree with my political movement company or social group. We should elevate forces from minority identity groups completely disagree. No one is illegal on stolen land completely disagree. I am agnostic.
Non-binary. I'm not non-binary. There is racial inequality in society that disadvantages certain groups and we should address it completely disagree.
Actually, the problem with this is that I do completely agree. I do think this is true, but I think it's true against white people.
I think that, for example, like preferential hiring practices, disadvantage white people. So actually, yeah, I do think this is true, but not in the way that they're asking.
I'm going to disagree with us. Men should hold the position of power over women in society.
I mean, look, here's the thing, right?
I mean, it is what it is, right? It is what it is. You're asking your people. They want
me to answer honestly. They're going to ask me. They're going to answer honestly. Like,
yeah, that's the, yeah, let's move on. How many gender two? I like anime. It's anime
make you woke? I bet it does. Okay, uh, yeah, I like anime. Okay, that's really simple.
Uh, homosexuality is against my values. Completely disagree. You want to be a gay boy? Be a gay
boy. Whatever you think of him, Donald Trump should recognize a very funny man. That's
true. I agree. I think he's funny as fuck. And, uh, gender is a social construct, not
a natural state of affairs. Disagree. I read contemporary philosophers. If I see something,
I generally agree, but most of them I think are stupid. I put two pronouns in my bio.
Neo pronouns and exo genders aren't legitimate.
So what are, by the way, what Neo pronouns are?
Not interested.
Special linguistic identity frameworks used within LGBT.
So like, let me just go ahead, like what's some examples?
Examples of Neo pronouns include
Vaughn, Vaughn's Zee here and Fae Fear.
Okay, so do I believe in this?
Absolutely not.
Of course not.
Duh.
Duh.
Okay, yeah, obviously I don't, so made up or, no, I don't get,
I don't agree that you can just make up genders.
Yeah, yeah, what is this alien versus predator?
Okay, uh, Xeno genders aren't legitimate, completely agree.
It's good when companies publicly support progressive classes completely disagree.
Gender should be abolished. Who the fuck, oh my, disagree. We shouldn't expose children to gay or
transgender people until they're older. I'm very neutral on this because exposing them to those
people is like, that's such a broad term that I don't really think that I would agree or disagree.
You'd have to be more specific about this. Like, I think that I know what they're asking and the
the answer would be yes, I don't think we should do that. But, you know, based off the
way the question is written, it's hard for me to say. Like it's vague. Yeah, it's very
vague. Like, for example, I think a gay person can be exposed to kids and things are fine.
Right. I don't think this is like a bad thing, or a transgender person. I don't I don't view
this as like fundamentally bad. But I think that whenever you're exposing the ideology,
then that's different, right? So I'm not, I don't know, I'm just going to be neutral
on this one. Okay. I'm fine with police and government forces using violence against unarmed
civilians. I'm fine with police and government forces using violence against unarmed civilians.
Shut alert. Uh oh. Uh oh. Absolutely. Absolutely. If you're unarmed, it doesn't mean that you're
nonviolent. That's so vague. Well, okay, so if unarmed, so are there instances where a person
is unarmed? And I think that the police and government should use violence against them?
Yes. And also, by the way, everybody agrees with this, because the government uses violence to
exact taxes. So this is actually, this is a silly question. And everybody actually agrees with this,
what they're really talking about are like police doing it. So what about unlegged? It depends on
what they have instead of legs, right? Monks are unarmed? Yeah, exactly. Like they could be like,
you know, fist of a fist of like a thousand fist punch, right? You don't want to let them do that.
So they're dangerous when they attack in a group. Yeah, you don't want to let them swarm you.
The death penalty should exist for certain crimes, which should exist for a lot of crimes. But yeah,
certain is good enough. Agree? I like offending people and I intentionally say provocative things.
Oh, I would never do that.
I am publicly out as LGBT.
I think I'm going to disagree with this one.
I think I'm going to disagree.
I have.
I've dressed up like a girl before.
I've worn makeup before.
I do it again, but it doesn't make you gay doesn't make you gay literally a trap what
yeah I have I was on stream I mean it's not like you guys didn't know about this right
it's not a not a big fucking secret so yeah you dropped your gay card no I didn't maybe
a fin boy I don't know I think I'm 35 okay I can't be a fin boy anymore all right I like
You when you're 35 you're like, you know 10 years into twink death at that point, right? Or like, you know five years depending and
so no, definitely not and
You aren't that gay. No, I'm not I I don't have a problem with it, but yeah, I'm not that guy and I've actually
I've never I
Let's move on I support reparations for slavery and or colonialism
See this is the kind of stuff like this is the kind of stuff that like I really wish that I could like write in my own answer
Yes, I support reparations for colonialism they should pay us for improving their way of life and for making their country better
They should pay that we should be we should be getting like a tithe tax, right?
Like you know how they had the jizya like back in the Ottoman Empire, right?
like they had that like I mean like so I actually like yes I do support
reparations but not in the way you think I do okay not in what the just no
you didn't know this no no this is what
jizz is a poll tax on non-muslim adult males and Christians, protected people and not an
empire.
This is a long tradition.
Who paid it for you adult?
Yeah, see, this is it.
I told you, like, I didn't just make this shit up, bro, like, I make this shit up.
People are mocking the name, jizz-ya.
Okay, all right.
And anyway, fucking cares.
I'm just telling you, right?
I'm telling you how it is.
Still with him today, maybe.
I have no idea.
And so I support reparations.
No, I don't.
I support doing land acknowledgments.
Not people should be treated equally regardless of race, gender, or creed completely agree
Okay
So am I chud or am I woke and I told y'all this was fast
So I'm I
I act chud and I so basically I am
Like I like I wow
I'm the exact same like yeah, that's what I would say and
Literally one up from me
Yeah, we got the same exact result. Is that it? Yeah, I mean this is really I feel like that's kind of fair
Number go up
You're kind of low on the axe chud
It's because I don't openly hate gay people like I think that's the reason why I don't really hate gay people or black people
Right, I mean I hate some gay people. I hate some black people, but I hate some white people
So I hate some straight people. I don't hate them because of that. I just hate them because they're fucking annoying
Yeah, I don't openly. Oh, I mean, okay. Yeah, I don't generally do that. Why would I do that? And I privately hate them
That's not what I meant. Okay guys
I did not mean that I did not mean that and you act chud the new pronouns. I don't think so
So this is my test results
Origination of the concept get the full story. I don't want to see any of that
Chud rating test. Oh my god
Hogwarts house test. These are kind of funny and you see Witcher 3 is getting another DLC
I did see that probably the abortion answer. Yeah, I think you should be able to get abortions
Yeah, sure, but I think this is funny. It is it's a funny little test and I'm glad that I did it
That was a good idea whoever suggested that I like doing tests like that. I find them funny especially getting answers to stuff
Take one of those MBTI tests
I think I already did I
Yeah, I already did that before so I don't think I'd need to do it again
For Ari backlash was funny. I didn't see that at all
I saw they made like an EV and people got mad about it. So yeah
The fuck is MBTI it's a it's like one of the most popular personality driven
Tests about people's like personalities like personality categories
I Q test cost yeah, maybe I could do one of those right sure
To find a good one though. I don't know where the where the good IQ tests are. He's considering going to the next game. Oh
Oh my God.
I was invited to the, I was going to go on Wednesday, but they closed it out very quickly.
Jim Nolan's a great guy.
He's, as you know, owns and in charge of medicine, he's having a good year.
What a team.
They went all their games.
They really have some great players.
I think I'll be going to one of the games.
I was invited by numerous people and Jim, and I think I'll be going.
It's great to see you.
The mix have really, they've really suffered for years.
They're doing right now.
Maybe, I don't know. Yeah, I guess, right.
If he goes there, I'm thinking, booed by a crowd.
Yeah, I would assume so, but I'm not even really sure.
Jeffrey Epstein, lookalike, Palm Beach Pete is running for mayor of Palm Beach.
I really don't know what to say he got some crazy motion doesn't he oh my god
and he met Terry in Mission to New York City I guess so and oh god is there one
more of these oh here we go all right oh dude
really wow that's bad that's really bad
some guy in chat goes star fox comes out next month it's gonna be crazy isn't
it you talk about marathon destiny news yeah I have a pig but no he's betraying
That's a kid
Like get the fuck out of here so understand something why would they target Hassan piker because Hassan piker is everything
They hate and everything they can't control and everything. They're scared of Hassan
So what do you talk okay piker he's out there fighting for Medicare for all he's out there fighting for free college
He's out there fighting for living wage. He's out there fighting against is out there fighting for Hamas. That's the problem
Nobody's against Hassan fighting for Medicare for all, nobody's against Hassan fighting for, you know, more livable wages, nobody was ever against that.
Everybody said, you know what, we might not agree with you, but that's not it.
Whenever you support literal fucking terrorists, then it's going to be different.
I don't know why these people try to misunderstand.
Real and this is this is the problem that a lot of these leftist people have is that they are inside of this cult of just
Constantly and intentionally
misunderstanding every single criticism against them and then attacking as if they're being attacked for something that isn't even happening
Like they're they're like addicted or sorry
You could say addicted to but like afraid of being able to acknowledge any sort of legitimate criticism
Okay, he's out there fighting against the Epstein class who controls the Trump regime,
and they can't have that.
Especially since now he's getting national prominence, especially since now he's endorsing
Democratic candidates, and when he does that, those Democratic candidates are going up 10
points, like Abdul al-Sayed, right?
So if anything, this is going to backfire, this is going to make Qassan a bigger figure.
He becomes a national figure.
He becomes more known.
He becomes more loved by the Democratic voting base.
I think that's not what's going to happen.
I think that he has too many positions that are just simply un-American, fundamentally.
And there are so many really bad clips, like, you know, for example, saying that it's like
better that, like, white women get raped because there be, it's like, it's like a harm reduction
or something like that.
Like, if you play that clip, I'm sorry, but like, a lot of women are going to say that's
disgusting.
Like, you're not going to have women that are going to say, oh yeah, let's go ahead
and have this guy speak for us.
9-11 clip? Yeah, well at least the 9-11 clip, you could say that he was talking about Americans,
you know, like it was like a geopolitical thing, right? He wasn't saying they deserved it personally.
The other ones are way worse. But grabbing by the pussy is okay. Well, I think people
criticized Trump about that too. They didn't like that. I don't think a lot of people like that.
The Democratic voters already love Hassan for what he stands for if they know him,
right? They know him as the tax the rich guy. They know him as the-
Has the tax the rich guy? No they don't. They know him as the guy that shocked his dog.
That's why when you type in Hassan, the first result is dog.
That's what everybody knows him by, is by the dog thing. It's literally that simple.
Like, I mean, you can just look this up immediately and you can just prove this.
You know our self-care guy. They know him as the anti-genocide guy.
The anti-genocide guy? Is that right?
Now, he's also being persecuted by the fat, pedophile, imperialist,
Rapist well con man president right war criminal like fucking asshole now all of them are gonna go
Oh, well, I'm definitely on this guy side right again. Medea Benjamin same thing. We love Medea Benjamin
We love coping the exact same fucking thing this just makes them more prominent more well known
If you wanted to find a way to get normie Democrats to support it and I think that there is a risk for this
And I think that what Kyle is saying is partially accurate
I think this is a great bit of evidence that you need to completely crush these people
You never take half measures. If they are breaking the law, or they're doing something that's illegal, you have to completely crucify them.
You don't, because you can't let them be a martyr. You can't take half measures, and then they're able to, like, look at what happened, for example, with Trump, right?
They tried to take a shot at Trump. I'm not talking about the assassination, but I put him in jail and everything. They tried to take a shot at him. They missed.
He didn't go to jail and now he's the president.
So that's what happens.
Son, you couldn't have come up with a better plan.
Normie Democratic voters now will love this man.
Now this man could fucking run for a high office and win.
That's what you need to understand.
I'm sure that's exactly what would happen.
And I feel hate on Trump for war crimes in company countries like Russia do it all the
time with their consequences.
Why would we choose to follow the rules that no one else does?
Well, the reason why is because these people don't actually care about war crimes or anything
else because you never see the same criticism leveraged at non-american, non-western countries.
All they care about and like my outlook on this is that you should never try to convince
people like Kyle.
The people like Kyle are just like totally in the, they've drank the Kool-Aid, they've
completely you know gotten into the cult.
There's no way you're going to talk them out of it, you're not going to do anything.
I don't really care about that, but he's a bad actor, right?
But the goal really should be about talking to people that are not like that, and getting
them on that side.
Can't believe the Washington Act, just in 16, yeah, they care about posturing only.
Of course they do.
I think it's very, very common.
And it's annoying, but it's also very common.
And they're too far gone.
Yeah, I guess so.
And let me go back.
I gotta pull up a few more of these here, too.
And fuck off, there's just chance on Mueller's grade.
More love, tolerance, and civility from Democrats.
Oh my God.
Let me go back and pull this up.
War crimes are what the losers get charged with.
I know you're right and the data from the sources he's contesting. Is there more of this? Let me see if I pull it up
Oh, this is the end of his video. All right, I'll watch the last three minutes of his video the final three minutes I
Haven't seen this this is this literally came out two hours ago two hours ago
Wait, what?
Is this Birdman not understanding per capita again?
I think it might be Birdman not understanding per capita.
Nothing. And that's assuming all one million Latinos were classified as white on this data.
And that's ignoring that there are obviously black Latinos that were considered black here due to their skin color.
Uh-huh.
White people are still out in front.
Cope.
Harder.
Are you bored? Looking for something to do?
At least black people had the excuse of being treated like shit.
What's yours?
And don't give me the excuse that you're the majority in this country so you should be leading in crime.
Japan and Korea are nearly homogenous, and those people still commit significantly less
crime than white Americans.
Why can't you be more like Asians?
I think in some regards we should.
I think that there can be levels of aggression that we shouldn't have.
I think there are things, for example, the Japanese or the Chinese do that are better.
Like yeah, it's true, definitely.
It's not that crazy.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
You're not getting off that easy.
The question is, is it genetic?
Is there something wrong with white people that, despite all the riches and advantages
they have, they are still committing the most crime in the country?
It's like, I know what I said is true.
Why are white people committing more crime than Asians?
It's because there's more white people.
That they see he, oh my God.
This is, it's obviously what happens.
I mean, like, what do we do?
It's insane.
Oh my God.
I don't even know what to say!
This guy's baiting? I guess so, birdbrain!
Yes! It's unreal! I don't even know what to say!
He just said something very racist. It doesn't matter. Like, I don't actually care about that, and he doesn't either.
Boom.
I only communicate data.
My question was based on your ideology, that these things are apparently genetic or inherent to the racial categories.
So, why is it then that white people commit the most crime in this country when Asians who outnumber them in places like China
don't commit crime at nearly the same rates or in absolute numbers?
Why is China have a lower crime rate than America?
I mean, yeah, guys, I really wonder.
That's a really, really tough call.
I don't think anybody has the answer for that.
I don't. Wow. It's a really big mystery.
It's a different, yeah, number one, so why is this, why is this happening?
Number one, America has guns.
Guns definitely increase crime.
I think you should be able to have guns, but guns absolutely increase crime.
Number two, very clearly it's a different culture.
If you have a culture that is much more homogenous, everybody is the same, and there is a lot
more government oversight and punishments are way harsher, then you're going to have
less crime.
Duh, obviously
What's the yeah, and also there's different laws a nation
This is the data US non-Hispanic white is 2.8 black is 21
That's a crazy rate literally a 10x almost so what about is him and no answer for white people then
Okay, so like if if he wants to like so this is he's trying to get me to say
This is what his goal is. He's trying to push the narrative that somehow white people have a genetic disposition
to going out and being violent.
Buddy.
Who the fuck colonized the world?
Who the fuck went out on some
rinky-dink fucking boat that thought they were gonna sail off the other side of the ocean and they went to an entire different
different continent and and fucking attacked everybody so if you want it so
if you actually want to press me on this and you want me to say that I think
there's a possibility the white people could be more violent I would tell you
yes I would say you can look at a thousand years of colonialism you can
look at Europeans killing Europeans Vikings going out there for the love of
the game fucking freezing their ass off on the North Sea just so they can
raid a monastery and steal a little bit more gold that they're not even going to use. Like, yeah,
absolutely I could say that. Yeah, so you want me to actually like, really, you're gonna really
press me on this. You're gonna really say like, well, why is it that this is happening? I think
that you can look at a thousand interviews. Who the fuck else? By the way, I know some other
cultures did this, but can we be honest and say that it's overwhelmingly white people? Who the
fuck builds a boat with a million guns a million swords all the cannons in the
world and infinity gunpowder and says wherever we're gonna land they're gonna
be Christians after this and we're gonna run this shit you know who does that
white people do that and we've been doing it for a thousand fucking years so
you want to press me on this you want to really say oh well you know is are you
sure it's not racial. No, I'm not sure.
shiny. I do a little bit of not like we do.
Not why we did. And so like, I'm not, I'm not, yeah, this is
not it. So I'm not trying to go in here all the troll. I mean,
it's a fact, right? I mean, it's a fact. You got a little
to think about it. Don't remember Rome. Yeah, I remember
Rome, but I was a lot. Alexander the Great, remember him?
Yep. And you know, Chinese, I mean, I don't want to offend
them. Mongolian. You know, fucking Genghis Khan? All right, all right, y'all had, y'all had a few, but
like, you got to admit that I really think that in terms of worldwide fucking just brutal conquest.
I mean, look, it is what it is.
it is what it is like that's really and and it didn't just start last year like
this has been going on for a lot but even the thing is that even World War
1 we're killing each other it's just the way it is Europeans are nothing on
African tribal warfare or Asian total genocides yeah but here's the
difference though right is like we didn't do that to each other we went we
go and get a boat we go get somebody else so no you want to make this argument
you want to really press me on this okay there you go there's your answer how you
think Russia got so big I mean Russia is really big you're right Russia is
really big
notice how my David directly came from the FBI and was about all crime whereas
these people specifically talk about homicide.
Well, yeah, of course, because homicide's a lot worse.
Like, I don't vote crime.
So crime isn't the same with everything.
Like, for example, like somebody's a child molester,
that's obviously worse than if somebody stole a PS5, right?
Somebody is like a murderer, that's obviously worse
than if somebody is convicted of manslaughter, generally, right?
And so, because of intent, like first degree versus third degree.
Like, there's definitely a tier system of crimes.
So whenever you look at, and also here's another reason
why we're looking at homicides. So the reason why we look at homicides is because
those are the crimes that are the most perverse and the worst. So the probability of it just being
a misunderstanding or the probability of it just being like traffic tickets, for example,
I think that it's much easier to explain racial discrepancies with traffic tickets by racism
Versus like homicides
Because one of them is like infinitely like worse than the other
So that's the reason why
That's the only crime and they're once again not showing us the source for this image
So it is of dubious credibility to begin with it's fake
They're also doing a tired per capita thing which is irrelevant to this discourse which I will remind you was
white people commit the most crime overall despite not facing the scope of
marginalization that black people have and continue to face. Well I bet black
people commit way more crime in Africa because there's way more black people.
Like I don't think anybody would ever disagree with the fact like bottom of the
page this the source is literally cited in the table from the CDC. What is this
here can I find it?
U.S. Department of Health and Human Services Centers for Disease Control October 20th, 2023.
Okay, so it's literally right there. All right, well, there we go. So there's the source. We have the source.
There's this guy in the, yeah. And also per capita matters more than anything else. Because, like, if you have one group, that is, you know, let's say 80% of the population,
And the other group that's 20% of the population, and they have the same crime rates, well,
obviously there's a really big difference there between how often it's happening.
Like, I mean, what are we doing?
What are we talking about?
Duh.
If you read the table again just to show it, let me see.
Investigation outcomes.
So, yeah, firearm, homicide, annual rates by counts, by race, and ethnicity.
So let's see here, A and AI.
What is AI?
So, A and P, I is Africa, Asian or Pacific Islander,
AI is American Indian or Alaskan native.
So that's right here, 6.4, black is obviously here,
and NH is non-Hispanic.
So 20, so it's 1.6 versus 20, and Asian is 1.0,
and Hispanic is 3.8.
So there you go.
Already discussed black people poverty correlates with crime did a whole hour and a half video on that
We're talking about white people now and you're trying to deflect and do a what-aboutism
That you're avoiding that topic right concern the neutral third party anyway
That's the end of this really I think you could easily say that white people were violent
Yeah, sure. I mean we've had a whole history of like fucking a thousand years of being violent sure
Yeah
like who the fuck out sales all the way around the world colonizes everything
kills everybody yeah I mean like that's that was easy I mean I like a lot of I
feel like most people would say that like yeah
pathetic attempt at a rebuttal more coping more relying on the chat for
his talking points no actual sources no evidence no no source it is an absolute
It's just this guy has the reach he does because he says nothing of value
He's mad because people watch the video. That's sad
All you're going to do is pair it with someone in the chat says give them that platform and stand aside
You dirty ass bum, but are you getting you're getting mad at my chat? That's my job
How are you getting mad at my chat?
Recognize this Zach. I can do this all day. You we know
Well, everybody knows.
You think you're farming me?
But actually, I'm farming you.
Good.
Ha ha ha!
Oh, okay!
Oh, that's good!
I love it!
Wow!
That's good!
I don't know if it ever does Jesus he's that guy Wow I I what what a what an
incredible video and what a what a special incredible person and activated
my trap card I guess so probably Europeans didn't kill those people they
just got converted to a different way yeah they got converted yeah they got
converted to corpses right of course and a lot of examples of this and oh
this is what is this a constantly advocating for political violence and
sedition against the United States oh all right let's watch this let's watch
Why not?
Property owners who have properties there choose just not to rent it at all.
Yeah, kill those motherfuckers and murder those motherfuckers in the street.
Let the streets soak in their fucking red capitalist bloods, dude.
Left-wingers, liberals, you need to be fucking showing your opponent's guts on there, okay?
You need to be gutting them.
You need to be shankin' these motherfuckers and letting their fucking, letting their intestines just ride on stage.
What the fuck is this shit, man?
Slice him up?
If you cared about Medicare fraud or Medicaid fraud, you would kill Rick Scott.
Okay, I gotta stick like the ACP guys on him. Okay, that's it.
You gotta get one of those, like, Hazaldink-type motherfuckers that just, like, eat his ass alive.
Is it Hazaldin?
Even I know those guys.
I mean, you gotta get your Terry buddies right. Even I know them.
You know?
AHH!
AHH!
Are you okay?
Laughing at the police's cut-down show, yeah.
Ahhhhhhhhhh!
That goes to a dead wall.
Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Ahhhhhhhhhh!
No!
Are you okay?
No!
Still good, still good.
Yo, there's still bangs, dude.
Maybe he was laughing at her being shot because it was a woman.
Maybe that's the reason why.
I think that could be it
Money is something that all of us assassinated
Dude, I felt so bad for Nick for this. I'll zoom in so you guys can see this. This is this was so bad
He's a good person. I mean the thing is that you want to know the real truth. I
Think that he would never act this way in real life at all with people that dislike him
I think that he the same as Frogan and the same as a lot of people on the internet
This is gonna be a hot take. I don't think that they even believe this violence or this level of like
Aggression is like actually a good thing
I think they just sit in their dark room by themselves or they sit in their room by themselves
And they just get gassed up by their chat and they just get more and more emotionally elevated
And then they just say crazy stuff. I think that's actually what happens
Like I don't even think they believe half this shit. I
I think they just crash out because they're you know, they're getting gassed up. I gotta keep going I keep going I keep going
I'm not saying it's it's okay to say it, right? I'm just saying like
That's why I think it's happening
What'd you say Hassan is it all uh, who's that he's the leader of his blood general secretary has below
Do you like he's dead now by the one dead Israel packed him up
I don't have an issue with them, let's just say.
What?
It has boss terrorist group, by the way, it's a terrorist group.
They're coming in hot with guns.
Yeah, but you have to understand, this is a deterrence, right?
So like, their goal is to film it.
It's a deterrence.
You show it to the world, so like, other companies literally are like,
okay, we're not going to use the trade route anymore.
All of a sudden, if you don't use the trade route,
it gets more expensive for the West.
I don't understand how like I don't even understand that logic like if I saw that was what was happening is people kept like trying to like invade the boats
I just get like more
Like countermeasures like I just get like a rocket launcher or something and just blow up the boat
Like that's what I would do
Like I feel like that's not that's not the way I would approach it personally
Even more OP than it's ever been
The songs literally tweeted a picture of the same 3D printed gun that was used to assassinate the former Japanese prime minister
And he did this to a United States senator
Wanna see if we can musical? Sure
AHHHHH
These were the people that the Saudis were killing by the way, just so you know, these-
I-I think it's so- it was so cringe for him to do this to Nick
Because Nick doesn't know anything really and doesn't really care that much about politics
Or at least I know he didn't really then
And, like, why is- why are you trying to, like,
Get people to like go along with your terrorism propaganda
Whenever they don't really even know what they're doing in order to create like a false consensus. This is an accepted type of viewpoint
Like I think this is like super super cringe because you're getting him into something that he doesn't know what he's getting himself into
Physically gifted individuals. Yeah
And this is the reason why a lot of people don't want to collab with a song by the way
They don't want to collab with them because they know that he's just going to try to manipulate and lie and
Use their audiences in order to pitch his worldview. There's not really a shared camaraderie there
There's not a mutual benefit. It's just him trying to propagandize to their audience
That's why a lot of people don't collab with him
So he basically puts on a terrorist propaganda video and then he leaves
This is a three minute video of what do you mean music video? No, no, no, they do like what are you musicals?
They're very musical people. I know that you being serious by the way this sign right here
I think it's either this one or that one. It says a curse on the Jew
This is the Houthi like a message
dog what do you look you think I'm amazing I know they're singing but I'm
seeing these guns and she this isn't a music video I saw no he is they do
musicals about like they're like they're they're their actions all the time they
do music's about their their their actions what are their actions
kidnapping innocent people and blowing up ships because Israel you did you see
What is real dead love walking over they love walking over like the American flag
They will always like March on it. Well, we would have a houthi rebel on stream. Yes, brother
What are you not good a houthi rebel? You mean dude? This is fire. This is exciting. I'm excited
Do you want does he know what one piece is?
Yeah, he said he's been watching it since he was a kid
Yes, yes, that's fire that's that's so fire. Oh my god
We we think we think the Houthis on set a law is doing what Luffy would do you should tell him that
Two principles that you should keep with you when you look at a situation in the Middle East you look at
What the local government is and who the Western forces are never aligned with the Western forces?
That's a principle that you could take home with you
You want to actually be moral or if you want to be small see what I think her collar is too tight. Well, it's uh
It's you have to be you have to be able to get two fingers and I can even get one
I think you're joking
America deserve 9-11 dude. Fuck it. I'm saying it's my favorite flag. Yeah, his Bola. Look it up
The same reason as the Y America, Kaia, please just fucking go back to sign
Jesus Christ being such a baby, man
The streets soak in their in red capitalist bloods dude
You need to be shanked these motherfuckers and letting their fucking
letting their intestines just ride on stage.
Really, really, really bad, extremely fucking bad.
So, I don't know what to say, I mean like it's crazy how many of those clips there are,
where it's just like the blatant, obvious, plain out calls to violence, oh my god.
I'll look at one more about this and then I want to move on because there's been a lot more about this.
And oh, there is this there's this too. Let me let me go to this should be in jail for the context
Yeah, the context needs good makes it worse. Yeah
Why do you think this guy's a band nice beside in this band? Well, like it's really I mean ice is banned for a totally different reason
I don't see a universe where you can have all those clips, but destiny remains bound. I just I don't see it
I don't see it doesn't make sense
You see they're trying to use his clip for the subpoena shit, oh, I already saw this never mind and
same it's bad yeah exactly and I hope that more people call this out oh and I saw there was a post
about me so there was a post about me and this is in my opinion I think that this was missed it
like I was framed okay let me just start right here I was framed as mongold says people hate
PewDiePie because he got lucky and made it in life they reframed what I said as if I was trying to
minimize his accomplishments and that oh they just like him be like as if like he
was successful because he just got lucky no PewDiePie is a great content
creator he's a great guy what I was saying is that he got lucky because he
did really well that doesn't mean that like he didn't earn it or anything else
but this is very very clearly trying to it's it's made in a way and it's
delivered in a way that is intentionally you know upsetting and
Annoying the people that's not what you were saying. He's a great guy
He can live his life be the most unproblematic person ever run his own LLM live in Japan
They're trying to find a way to pull someone like this down. This is I think true
He didn't got lucky he worked hard for his success. So this is it
So they reframed what I said in a way that seemed like I was minimizing PewDiePie
Which is not what I did and not what you know that nothing to do with it, right?
And I would never say that because I think that's silly. So, you know what, you know, Felix read that he would agree
Yeah, I think so. I think it's a good thing obviously and no one's mad at them to fake Jesus looking my fucker
I don't know what this is here. Yeah, and also there are a lot of people that don't keep on there are but it's very annoying and
Oh
There is somebody that's trying to attack me I'll watch this this is another random person
Here we go
Obviously, you can imagine what Asmogold had to say about this.
He explains why most people outside of Hassan's bubble seem to be celebrating.
Let's have a look at what he has to say here.
I mean, this is just collapsing on itself, right?
It's so funny for me to see that.
Basically, most people, it seems like, are rooting for the federal government in this
case, right?
I mean, we're saying most, but I just think that there's a massive wave of hate for a
guy like Hassan.
That's just the reality here.
Yeah, it's probably because he advocates for violence constantly and he's anti-American
and then he supports Islamic terrorism.
Yeah, I can see why.
And I'm not gonna act like he's some angelic figure
who's like not bringing it on himself sometimes,
but ultimately when the federal government is getting involved
because you're going on a trip to Cuba
to provide humanitarian aid and stream there.
So you can add publicity to it.
I don't know, man, like,
is that really something you wanna support?
By the way, this is-
Yeah, it is.
So because, and this is, these people are like allergic
or something like that.
They're allergic to being able to accurately describe what other people's criticisms are.
This is not why people are mad.
This has nothing to do with it.
They said nothing to do with the subpoena, had nothing to do with any of this.
They will continuously and repeatedly just repeat a lie over and over and over and over.
They constantly soften the language to reframe shit.
Yes.
these like that's all they're doing. They're literally lying about what's happening.
He's not getting subpoenaed because he went to Cuba without that. He's getting subpoenaed for
potential connections with the government. That's obviously different. The expected take from someone
like Asmogold, the unexpected take, the interesting, the cool take that Asmogold could have here is
like, listen, I'm obviously pro-Trump. You guys know that, but I think that, you know, they're
overstepping. I don't think that they- How could I know that they're overstepping? How could I possibly
know that when I don't like I mean like a subpoena isn't something they get out all the time like
willy-nilly right I mean there has to be a reason for this so how could I how could I know whether
it was valid or not I don't even know the answer to this should be doing this I think he was just
providing humanitarian aid but instead he does the predictable thing he does what plays to the
audience he does that he does what everybody expects and wants him to do which is Cheyenne
Hassan Piker like obviously I think lots of people that are like maga or pro-trump especially at this
I mean, there's so much that has gone wrong, but I okay, so this is this is really and I'm glad that he said this because I think this
Does really reveal what these people think they want you to go against your side
Basically in order to gain their approval because they don't like your side
So they want you to be on there. They said basically it would be you know, it would be really cool
It would be really cool if you were on my side and not their side. Yeah, I bet I
I bet this administration is so much corruption. I don't know how you can support them
But it's always embarrassing when there's a layup opportunity for you to switch sides for you to off
There's a it's a layup for people to just simply do what you want for you know a genuine
Decent opinion and they always fucking airball it like this is this is as easy as it gets
I don't like the federal government
and investigating someone for providing humanitarian aid.
Is that right?
Well, what if that wasn't?
Like, see?
Oh my God.
This is why everybody hates these people.
It's because they have this fixation and diversion
from being able to accurately frame anything
that people say that is oppositional to them.
You are intentionally reframing it
in a way that is not what people are talking about.
you constantly do this
every it like all of these people do this
they just simply repeat the same lie over and over and over and over
it's all about the narrative
it had nothing to do with that
everybody knows this
really such a crazy thing to do frankly it's like your tonics radio hit so hard
and it's why i feel more comfortable you know offering some support to some
piker i would to perhaps other people because i just do you feel like this guy
is targeted way more than he probably should be. Let's see if uh Texans got anything productive to
offer here. We needed to port Assad to Cuba or Turkey or some other place that he says it's
Is that the way part of me? For humanitarian aid. Should that bar people from wanting to visit there?
Should they be compelled? It's always the reframing. It is always listen. By the way what you're going
to get is that it doesn't matter how many times you lie, how many times you reframe, how many times
you try to intentionally misunderstand it is not going to matter because at the end of the day
the subpoena is going to happen and also you know what's really funny is that if you say it enough
times people are going to agree against it and they aren't going to want humanitarian aid because
every single time it seems like there's humanitarian aid it's actually more communist propaganda
that's potentially being funded by the communist government so really i think that you're really
making things worse for the Cuban people. It's very annoying. They want a large reaction.
I know, it's so, so fucking obnoxious for me to see this. I don't like it at all. But I'll scroll
back down. Oh, this is really funny. They keep repeating it. I'll make it true. Like more than
two genders. Yeah, they just keep repeating a lie. This is hilarious. Two brown guys just
walked out of ISIS Newark facility and left us idiots sort of cheering them. They didn't realize
that they work there.
That's insane.
So two guys that look Mexican or South American leave the area and they start cheering.
They said, oh, we got two of them escaped.
Oh, we're doing it.
We're fighting against tyranny.
Oh, my God.
They work here.
They work here.
They work here.
It's so fucking sad.
It is.
It's a free willy moment.
Oh no.
No.
No, not this guy.
We prevent the vast majority of the- Give me a minute, let me make sure I get this
sorted.
We prevent the vast majority of these from ever taking place.
You know, there is a effort in city council to hold the social media apparatus is accountable.
I believe that we should continue to explore that and I'm going to continue to work with
Alderman all around that.
It's social media's fault.
It's why we're actually taxing these big tech companies for the role that they have played
in harming the mental health and well-being of our young people.
We...
Yeah, it's... listen, it's Facebook's fault because people are doing donuts in the highway.
made them do that. Oh, so true, guys. So true. Again, this is another guy I think they should
try for sedition. I do. I think like if I was Trump, I would get all these mayors, governors,
like leaders in these in these different cities and these different states, I would line every
single one of them up. I would say you are getting tried for sedition. You are actively going against
to federal government, you're not upholding the law, you have enacted a state of anarcho-tyranny
and capital punishment is on the table. I would charge every single fucking one of them.
I would. I don't know why we don't do that. I really don't. Such an idiot. Yeah, why don't we do that?
Well, I mean, literally people are dying every day in Chicago because of this guy.
So why don't we go, why don't we do something about it? Like I don't get it. They deserve worse?
I mean again, I think being tried for this and immediately Hussein's filed. No, I mean not necessarily.
I mean like I'd go after him individually because they're on the same team. Maybe you're right.
And charge him with murder? No, I just do sedition, right? I mean sedition would obviously be the right
answer. Would you have taken part in a team takeover? Yeah, of course I would. Absolutely,
I would have, yeah. And so the reason why, so there's some, there's a lot of, like, kind
of dissonance between, like, what I say that, like, I would immediately, like, if it was
BLM days and I was 19, I'd be looting downtown every day. It'd be the best month of my life.
The reason why I would do it though is because I knew I would get away with it. Like, if
I didn't think I'd get away with it or I knew that there was heavy enforcement, I wouldn't
do it. So like whenever I look at like why you would do this, I think about myself. People
make decisions based off of what the probability is that they're going to get any pushback.
Like for example, why is it that you think that people always get in the road in Minnesota,
but they never do that in Florida? It's because in Florida you just run them over. That's
the reason why. And nobody actually wants to get run over. So the issue is that it's
It's not a matter of whether people do this or not, it's about whether there will be enforcement
for the people that are doing it and whether there will be accountability.
Consequences for actions?
Yeah, exactly.
And if there were no consequences, of course, I think a lot of people would do really bad
stuff.
I think overwhelmingly that would be the case.
But also, by the way, apparently every single person that seems like that Donald Trump has
endorsed has been winning their primaries.
There is zero doubt tonight, Donald Trump is in complete and total control of the Republican
Party.
He can beat just about any Republican in just about any state and just about any primary.
And I'm going to tell you the reason why.
So here's the reason why Donald Trump is in control.
It's because nobody cares about a principled Republican that's going to allow Democrats
and leftists to take over spaces and then force their agenda no matter what.
We don't care about what you think the Constitution says.
We don't care about what you think some law means.
We don't care about what your idea of decorum is.
We don't care about what you think the proper and Christian thing is.
I don't care about any of that.
I care about are you moving the needle and making it harder for these freaks to have
any sort of foothold and political power?
And if the answer is not an unequivocal yes, then you're not the guy.
You're not.
Show me the bank, yeah, like you've got to go and actually do something.
That's the number one goal.
Yes, exactly.
We don't need all these high-minded ideologues who are going to effectively be passive and
allow bad things to happen.
I don't care about that.
It's pretty much go time.
Yeah, they think the same.
They do.
And as Paxton, the guy, I don't really know if he is.
I don't really have a strong opinion on it, if you want me to be honest.
But yeah, this is it.
And we're all going to primary repairs.
Do you want to care about your principles?
They don't care about your deep personal convictions. They do not care how concerned you are. They care about two things and two things only
Has Donald Trump endorsed you and are you willing to fight the left exactly?
People do not want to hear about. Oh wow. This is some other fucking like. Oh, no
I well this is this isn't the way I grew up. This isn't this isn't the party that I was a part of 20 years ago
Yeah, because it's dead now and you know if you think like that, so is your political career, which is good
Thank god less talkers more actions. Yes, exactly and I think you need a lot more of this
But you know, we'll see what happens. Oh, this guy lost his election too by the way you do and they're also
They're tasing people finally
sure did
You can see him trying to get like, oh no, oh no, they're taking me away.
Thank God. Hopefully you don't come back. So yeah, I've been waiting on this for a while.
You just want us back? Yeah, I mean, it's just that people are fucking crazy, man. And yeah,
what is this here? That's cute, because the person that got out of Congress,
Congress Massey, is literally all action is always stood in the same principles, no matter what.
Yeah, but if your principles become an impediment for stopping evil, then the principles don't
matter. Like if your principles do not serve a first value of a harm reduction, like if your
principles allow you to make things easier for somebody to do harm, then your principles are
the problem. Like you should never make decisions like that based off of some sort of high-minded
idea. You should always look at what is the realistic outcome, what is the best thing to do
in this circumstance and you can use principles to help you make decisions, of course you
should, but you don't always want to make them the end all and be all.
That's it.
That was Massey Dungna.
Well, I'm not even saying that he has.
I'm just talking about the general concept.
That's all.
I'm a Thomas Massey fan.
I like the guy.
I'm just saying in general.
And also, wowhead.
See people are saying that wow is doing well.
Wowhead is hit with layoffs.
Uh-oh.
Xan issued more layoffs. Unfortunately. I was impacted with the layoffs
It's actually crazy that they got rid of her because she used to be the one that ran Wowhead
That is insane
Holy shit
Former wow wow this is like the end of an era man like the game I guess this kind of uh, I
Don't know if it's flopping out or not. I don't know what's going on
Maybe it's because of AI and AI just kind of cannibalizes a lot of these websites. Yeah, I don't know
The guy was convicted in Belgium for speech. It's disgusting. Yeah, so I saw a little bit about this
Let me pull that up and look at it
Belgium just convicted a drys van van loggenholm for hate speech because he linked mass migration to crime and social decline
During a university lecture using statistics and scientific sources the judge openly admitted the facts themselves were not false
That's the terrifying part
The judge basically, the ruling basically says that you can still be punished even before you say it's true if the government decides that your framing is politically unacceptable.
He's already spent over 420,000 euros fighting these cases and more prosecutions are coming. Welcome to Europe.
And this is in Bell's. Oh my God.
Well, there you go. Yep.
I'm not allowed to speak the truth or disagree.
I told y'all.
I told y'all this is what they do.
I said, this is what they do, man, and that's why you have to, like, whenever I advocate
for what I advocate for, this is the reason why.
This is the exact reason why I do this.
It's because I know what these people are.
Other people don't want to accept that.
They want to think that you can find common ground with them.
No, you can't.
You absolutely can't.
And I posted this to Discord.
I have no idea it's fascism.
Well, of course it's fascism.
Like I mean, what these people want, again, they don't hate fascism.
They want to be the fascists.
Like that's literally it.
So yeah, Belgium, we're live in a minimum security prison, 96% of Belgians from 2005.
I didn't even know that, holy fuck.
And the leftist Nazis are rising fast?
Well, I mean, again, the more that you allow it, the more it's going to happen.
And until, and here's the problem is that there are not enough Europeans and men out
there that are willing to listen to what I'm saying and then act on it.
People are not willing to vote based off of this.
I don't mean like going out there and, you know, like having a riot.
I mean, actually voting for candidates that will do this.
This is the fundamental problem that we have.
We have a problem that things haven't gotten bad enough.
People haven't been, like people started to get boiled with like the woke stuff, right?
Whenever they saw like transgender, furry kids cartoons, they were like, oh my God, this
is too much, right?
And then so you had a bit of a, you know, a turnaround, but you know, as, as time goes
on, the frog continues to get boiled.
There's nobody to vote for brother.
Well, there are.
There are plenty of people to vote for like the next time that we have an election, just
pick the person that is the most insane. Pick the person that these people get the most upset about.
Don't listen to what they say. Listen to what the opponents say. And what your opponents say,
whoever they hate the most, vote for that person. Because that's the person that's
probably going to actually do something about it. That's why they hate them.
You have to start voting against instead of voting for, maybe, yeah. By the way,
this card is already a thing. Oh, I saw this. So I made a big, I made a big oopsie.
did. I made a very big oopsie. So one week until Pride Month, till some more gay
magic gathering cards that Republicans will lose their mind over. Bear
escape. So, exile two cards from your graveyard to create a 2-2 green bear
creature token. So, I saw this is another example of obviously gay people that are
trying to put being gay inside of completely non-sexual media.
So we have right here a racism of our ghastles,
let themselves out in the comments.
So I didn't even know this, right?
I said, if you all get this card printed,
we might have to get rid of gay marriage again.
I didn't read the card.
It was already printed in 2022.
at the bottom. I was too late. I didn't even know about this. Isn't that sad?
Magic has been infested by these people. It is. I had no idea. And so LOL
Children's Game, by the way. Yeah, these people want to put this gay shit into
everything. This has nothing to do with Magic Begathering. Like having some, like,
I mean, bears, by the way, this is like a term for like a large or a burly man who's gay.
It's like a specific sexual term, or like, it's like BBW kind of, right, but for dudes.
And so anyway, you know, obviously, like, don't screw the rest of this over.
Unfortunately, I'm only kidding, but I wish these retards would stop forcing their sexuality
into everything. I do think this is the reason why there's so much LGBT pushback nowadays.
It's because it wasn't enough for these people to simply be able to live, you know, like in society and be able to do what they want.
They had you on top of that, constantly create media that puts them at the peak of any sort of social, uh, food chain, right?
And, uh, his response, well, what is his response to it?
Let me see.
The homophobes with erectile dysfunction are out and forced today.
Why would you say I have a rectile dysfunction?
Wait, why?
I don't even understand, like, why would that even...
What? What does that have to do with it at all?
And then Treypix made crunchy comments as possible. Yeah, oh my god.
And, uh, obviously tried to get a target employee fired over a toothbrush.
I don't even know who this guy is. I really don't.
Seems like an idiot though and show em asmon. Yeah, I don't even understand this at all. The card makes him hard
Oh, so he maybe he's gay and he likes the card and it turns him on but because I'm not gay
I have a rectile dysfunction. Oh
Cards sounds like you're projecting buddy. Yeah, like I I don't even erectile dysfunction. What a weird thing to say
What a weird guy who does this and
And even my comment was kind of a joke, right? I wasn't even I was you know being mean I
Could have been a lot more mean about it the guys a larpere who tried to get in the Magic Gathering community
He was too cringe and got denied from there. Well, let me see who this guy is David. Love it
David love it Rahul is way way worse wait
It seems like this is nothing really yeah, I don't even know who this guy is it seems like nobody
Just like a random idiot, but I might not know who this is. I mean again, I have no idea and
See anything's a troll. Maybe he has no clue and see if he's farmable. Yeah. Yeah, let's see if it's it's worth making fun of this person
They already got rid of a card because it's revised because then the sexy fairy and it was that it was too sexual
again, what these people want to do is that they want to replace and destroy all forms and
representation of heteronormative sexuality and
replace it with fetishes, LGBT, and other forms of non-heteronormative
sexuality. So instead of, it's okay for you to be attracted to feet, but you can't
have a girl with big boobs. So it's not that they don't want sexuality, they want
to invert sexuality and pervert it into a weird fetish. That's what they do. Why
No, really, really, and I know it might sound crazy for me to say this, but I think it's overwhelmingly true
Double standards all day. Well, it's because guys put up with it. That's the reason why there are too many SEMP guys that put up with this shit
And because they do it just gets worse and I've been trying to say this for a long time
But a lot of people are not willing to be as aggressive as I am
them. They want to normalize their kinks. Yes, exactly. As you make more fetishes, okay,
you make more of the the abhorrent ones, okay, over time, like pedophilia sounds like a
sign up. I agree with you. You're really not understanding the context of the card, but
this isn't what you think. They're alternate arts. That's called a secret layer drop the
you'll can buy. So what am I not understanding? I want you to explain what I don't understand.
Yeah, I don't, I don't get it. We'll figure this out. It's okay.
100% right, this shit's creepy, but they're not part of main sets.
One second.
Ow.
So, I can't find the binder.
This is just a pack right here of some of my magic cards.
These are just the lands that I have.
I'm just going to take a big stack right here.
This is all swamps.
Every single one of these is a swamp.
every single one so swamp is okay well what my point is with this is that I've
played magic a lot I played a lot of magic the gathering and then we'll even
go a step further let's go even a step farther I don't know if this is it let
me see if it is
this is
my DCI card from ship.
Can you guys hear me sorry about that?
This is my DCI card that I had when I was 15 years old.
There it is.
I still have it on the table over there.
It's just a sitting there.
So, I've been playing Magic the Gathering and winning drafts probably since a lot of
these people, since before a lot of these people were born.
So look at the original Bearscape art, see what they defy out.
So I just want y'all to see what this is.
Thirty years ago?
Yeah.
It was like, it was not 30 years ago, it was like 20, oh jeez, okay, yeah, it was close
to 30 years ago.
So it was a long time ago
But yeah, this is a box full of just lands. Okay
So I don't have my bind. I don't know where my binder is
Wait a minute. I think actually I do I think I will women when I actually see it
I do I looked in the wrong place
There we go. Let's take a look
Give me one second, all right?
So we have...
Wow, wow, look at all this.
Oh man, the ancient text.
Look at all the cards.
This is when I was in high school and like a little bit in the college.
Uh-oh, it's messed up.
Oh, there it is.
So we've got all these cards.
Look at all this.
That's a whole fucking thing.
So people wanna go and say that I don't know
what I'm talking about or anything else about this
that I don't understand.
Yeah, I do.
I get it, okay?
I played a lot.
So anyway, I don't know what people are trying
to talk shit for.
How many pages?
What's your favorite card? Swords to Plowshares?
It's my favorite card.
Like, by far, I love using that card on people.
Like, that shit would just ruin people's life.
Casually seen on 30k worth? I don't know.
But anyway, yeah, it's creepy. It's alternate.
I know it's alternate ARX, but it's still being approved.
It's still being approved and sanctioned by the company.
And I think it's fucking weird.
It's massively fucking weird.
I quit before commander even came out. I apologize. I agree with you. Okay. All right
Okay, I yes, it's fine. I know what you're saying, but you got to see where I'm coming from here on this, okay
the chatter tried yes
And so anyway, no, I was really into this for a long time. Do you play Pokemon cards? Yeah, I was like nine
like I so I quit I quit playing magic when um I think it was a thing called
cold snap came out like that was the last one that I remember with like snow
or something it was a real like 2009 or something like this when we see back in
find here okay yeah cool Ice Age yeah something like that I'm not even sure
about this let me go back all this do I have I don't have one of these no that
isn't it
here we go
Jason smile you're on the internet yeah what's up internet
I'm actually surprised that I was able to watch one of my old videos and I watched it for more than 10 seconds
and a slower wasn't said. That's like a new record, honestly. It is. That was Cataclysm?
Oh, yeah, it was Cataclysm. I was prepared for a slower. Yeah, I was too, I was ready
to pause it. But yeah, honestly, I was waiting, I know. So no, I played Magic a lot. So a
lot of people are coming in there, trying to insult me and talk a bunch, and talk about
a bunch of fucking bullshit. This is a problem. What is this here if I can find a U.S. military
most lethal? You don't like that was right. There's dog shit messaging.
Now I think that what people don't like about Hassan is that you're trying to hold American
politics hostage in order to win ideological ethnic religious wars in the Middle East.
I think that Democrats resent the fact that part of the Democratic and leftist party has
been taken over by Muslim identity politics. That's the reason why they're mad. It's actually
really simple. People want Medicare for all. They don't want to have tacked on to that,
but Hamas is a good thing, too. It's fucking ridiculous. And these people are like, they
are forcing this into the Democratic Party. They are. They're forcing it into the Democratic
party and they are poisoning the vote. And that's the reason why I think a lot of these
people are losing. That's why. And I think that's why they will continue to lose. Would
you be okay with it if they did head to a normative sexual cards too? Maybe I'd be
more okay with it. But I think that if you make content like that, it should be, I mean,
I think with fetishes, like you shouldn't have fetish content anywhere where there's
like kids. But if you want to have like a hot girl in a bikini, I don't think that's
a big deal. But like talking about like, for example, like, more higher level, like sexual
conversations and like sexual language and lingo, I think that's a lot different than
like, for example, just having an attractive woman, you know, on a card or something like
that, right? Very, very big difference. So yeah, what about a hot guy in a bikini? I
don't know, it depends on the guy, right? And this is also a real card, by the way.
What is this? Oh, my God, is that real? Let me see. I haven't seen this at all. And it's
going too far. Yeah.
You saw the Knights bless. Oh my fucking God, legendary creature cat
warlock. Wow. I've been away from this game for a really long
time. I have this is insane. Okay, we have Miku to I am I
gonna give maybe a hot take? I think the collab things are
silly. I remember the Godzilla one I think was I thought that
was really dumb. I did. But, you know, again, some people like that stuff. I just think
it's really weird. And oh, here's another one. By the way,
my favorite part is the wife and the husband's expression. That's crazy.
Oh, look at her face.
She is so mad.
Do you want to know why she's mad?
She's mad because she's old.
She's old.
just like 45
yep
oh wow
swamp bags in the mall going crazy
man
I
Jesus.
Oh man.
Jesus Christ.
They're so mad too.
Yes.
Fats get mad.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Two, yes! Fats get mad, I know. And by the way, this is the reason why you don't have pretty girls in video games as much now.
This is the reason why you have a bunch of ugly women that are, you know, like, 40 years old, they're the main characters in these stories.
It's because of people just like that. And you know why the real reason is? It's because a bunch of pathetic simp developers thought to listen to them.
Isn't that sad?
They thought they were gonna listen to those bitches. Can you believe this? Oh my other bitches the one or Malty?
Absolutely, they are that's exactly it and let me go and look at these other ones too because there's been a bunch of other shit
That's happened. Oh, right
Here we go
McFrogan girl what if I wasn't McDonald's meal
McFrogan girl what if I wasn't McDonald's meal
What would I be a short stack that's a I hop I don't eat McDonald's room. I'm eating McDonald's in so long
That's great
Is this about did off the lawsuit?
Large fry you fish fill a no way dude. Yeah, so you have anti-depressants. I did
Here we go. Finally. She's gonna start talking about the lawsuit, right?
Raise my dose shout out to the internet you raise your dose of anti-depressants
We're so proud good job
Shout out to the internet. I raised my dose
Thank you
I am a big believer in
In the bro science that medicine and that kind of stuff is all fake and the real problems that you have are your actual life and
You can't medicate the material conditions of your life away and doing so is bad for you
I'm not a doctor. I have no idea what I'm talking about. I made all of that up, but I'm completely confident that it's accurate
That's where I'm at
I'm not gonna get banned asking for the allegations.
I cannot make a comment at this time, but the lawsuit is still ongoing.
Well, yeah, they have to figure out how much money you owe them.
Yeah, everybody knows that.
Nobody won, nobody lost.
Well, a default judgment means you lose.
Explain what a default judgment is.
still ongoing yeah cuz yeah they said you lost well they don't know what
they're talking about so explain explain it then
oh these are cute is that it oh well hey you know what you've got an extra
$38,000. Why don't you just go buy them? That's a good idea. Yeah, you know what she should buy them.
Treat yourself. Treat yourself. If you haven't been eating McDonald's, you got to get something out of it, right?
I did legs. Leg you. Jesus Christ. Anyways, but yeah, at the end of the day, people don't know what they're talking about.
Nobody knows what they're talking about. I'm not gonna make a comment at this time
You're not gonna say anything, but the moral of the story is don't listen to everything you read on the internet like
They could read it
It's so over oh my god it like how didn't she graduate from college how do you talk like
this oh my god what the hell happened I think they do know you supposed to agree who's they
Okay.
Seems very simple.
It isn't.
It isn't simple.
Okay.
It isn't, unfortunately.
Well, what does a default judgment mean?
Ooh, my back hurts.
But whatever.
At the end of the day, no matter what I say, it will be twisted and people will be like,
hear what they want to hear we are doing that at this exact moment this is
what's happening right now you are totally right and see what they want to
see and believe what they want to believe yeah so there's absolutely no
reason for me to say anything I'm not going to waste my breath the clips only
Halfway over I could I could say I could say like what they want to hear and they'll still be a fucking issue
There will still be a goddamn issue with everything. Yeah
for example
For example for example for example, I was supposed to be on Noah's stream
the other day, I don't remember one and
Well, I'm not even a politics streamer. That's the thing
No, you just did you just you support terrorism that's way better
I'm not even a politics streamer!
That's so much better, wow.
There's public documents and court orders, then if you read the documents you'd know
what was going on!
Yeah, exactly!
That's why- yes!
Oh my god.
Cause I read the documents as well!
Oh really?
And we're clearly interpreting different things.
Wow, okay.
Yeah, a judgement?
There's no judgment.
Oh my god.
How do these people survive?
Like everything is fake.
Literally, everything about this is fake.
She's just gonna sit there?
Oh my god.
Yeah, anyways, I'm done talking about it.
Anyways, I'm done talking about it.
I can't make a comment, I will.
Mm-hmm.
But right now, I cannot.
She can't.
But whatever.
She can't say anything.
Oh, is that saying?
Yeah.
Have I been to Ebonyne before?
Yeah?
I have.
Okay.
And I'm like, T, I was tired too.
She's chugging and hiding.
She's not going on Noah's stream.
She canceled mysteriously.
Jesus Christ.
I
Don't even know what to say
Next topic, please. That's exactly the way that I was feeling. That's exactly, you know
I was I was listening to that clip and I was thinking that exact same thing
Great thinking you're totally right
Okay, give me a minute. You have your attention. It's just it's crazy. Oh my god
Watching some of these people talk on their stream is so hard
Well, fair man who never leaves his house, try to give world takes.
Alright, Cinco, you've got until the time that I come back from the bathroom,
which is like probably one minute to come up with a complaint about what I'm saying, or you're getting banned.
Alright, give him a minute, give him a minute.
Let's see what he's got to say.
Okay, what did he say?
He says, with reason, you a bitch.
Wait, he didn't say a damn thing.
He didn't say, wait, are you telling me
that he just sat here talking shit?
But he didn't even say anything.
Oh my God, he asked for a house, what is this?
Can you buy me a house in Austin
that's getting too expensive?
Leave politics out of games? Why don't you complain about soccer? It's their religion?
2024? Um, why don't you complain about what what what? But I'm sure this is probably racist against
South and South Americans. Like that's what I'm just assuming. And there's literally no response.
Okay, you're getting banned. You're done. All right, let's move on. Yeah, what a dumbass. I don't
even know let me go back i'll look at the other ones here and uh and find some of this other stuff
because i've been obviously i take one day off and a bunch of stuff happens very clearly but uh
you know we'll see anyway oh by the way another person usually i'm very anti-spanking but i feel
I feel like this game makes a very good counter-argument for why it might be necessary.
Pure cinema!
Pure cinema!
I thought the hate against mixtape had to be overblown, but I played it today and I have seen the light.
It actually is that fucking awful.
It sure is. I didn't see this.
Wait, what is this here?
Oh no, not these idiots.
Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, God. All right. All right. The dynamic duo. Here we go. Yeah, that's
awesome. You and Hassan, do you guys talk much? Occasionally, we'll tax. He's not really
much of a communicator in that way. But it's like, you know, so it's like the bike ride
goal at 500,000 because I was waiting for him to text me back. So I didn't know if he
was going to be okay with me showing up to his house, but he wouldn't be. It's weird as fuck.
Why would you do that? Because if you stream yourself doing a bike ride to his house,
it would like compromise his security. Why would you do that? Like, didn't you think about this
for three seconds like that's why would you why would you even put him in a
position where he has to tell you that like duh it's weird as fuck man like
just try to figure something else out instead like I mean it's just it's so
weird yeah it wasn't such a bad spot in the promo for the stream the goal was
set to 500,000 that I would ride my bike to Hassan's house to ask so
money like that so weird so it was like just a little bit do not do that yeah
cuz he doesn't he doesn't want you to do it because it's weird then yeah wait
where would you be riding your bike from San Diego it's like 120 miles yeah so
it's gonna be like a big marathon like whatever stream we didn't make it so now
yeah fortunately oh well oh you didn't make any money okay so it doesn't matter
or crisis averted. Now I don't have to ride 120 miles on a bike which really sucks. Yeah,
crisis averted. Well, there's always time to do another stream later in the year that's
served with new goals. And you know, it doesn't have to involve riding a bike. It's got 800
people watching them streamed six hours ago. Man, so this is just really sad. Y'all don't
even have a thousand viewers, so Son won't text you back. You don't get to ride your
bicycle to his house and ask him for money. Nobody is getting, nobody's giving you money.
You've just, you're just getting sued by Ethan because you wanted to get clout on the internet.
Well, hey, you got a lot of likes on a couple of really negative tweets about Ethan. So
really you could say that you're even at this point, right?
you know, paintball gun, rat traps, could be all sorts of cool stuff.
Woodworking.
I could make a box.
Yeah, yeah, I could take.
Oh, dude, you know, like a plane, I could take a plane to your back and shave off
a little hair of.
Wait, hold on.
A little.
I'm getting an Amber alert.
I'm so sorry.
Oh, nice.
Oh, that's actually not nice.
That's bad.
You know how do people watch this shit?
Like this is so insanely fucking boring.
I'm I'm I'm feeling boring, even watch.
I can't even react. Oh, my God.
Like what is going?
No wonder nobody's giving you any fucking money.
And you green screen my fucking room and you don't you get rid of the.
You keep everything else the same,
But you get rid of the American fuck it fuck you Noah, but you put the American flag back
And it better not be upside down or anything wrong with it. You want a green screen my room do it right?
Hear that
No, we can't hear it. Okay. It's got a total amber alert. You're talking about
Outrageous a planer. I know about a planer my dad. Uh, yeah, they're a lot of woodworking and stuff
Yeah. That's been a fun tool to use. Shaving off like little strips of wood. Mm-hmm. Yeah, we can-
I've never been so happy for a clip to end.
Oh my god, what are these guys doing? Like, do they not want people to donate?
like holy shit what are they doing like it's just insane is this thing forward I
also want to make clear that I did not receive any support financial or
otherwise from Hassan piker Hassan never even reached out to me privately top
Uh, based?
You don't know who you are.
You're a bottom feeder.
Or words of support.
Yeah, of course.
Why would he?
Oh my god.
I didn't realize.
So my video about Ethan suing these clowns has three million views.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my fucking God.
Jesus, I didn't even know it popped off like that.
Oh, wow.
And what?
Yeah.
If I didn't realize either, yeah, like, God, damn.
three million. And it's just, I don't even know what to say. It's really impressive.
More than Ethan. I don't know if it got more than Ethan. I have no idea. And yeah, some
of these, some, and I even have follow-up videos that have, I mean, I guess like a lot
of videos that I have get a million views, but like three million is a lot. Like usually
they don't go that high. That's crazy. Wow. Yeah, I guess that's not a surprise. I wouldn't
say it's a surprise at all. Okay, here we go. Let me scroll back down and look at the other
comments on this too. And oh, we have another person, by the way, another person, you know,
I don't know, is she auditioning to be Jigsaw in the next horror movie? I'm not sure. It seems that
way. Looking to criticize Spencer Pratt. Yeah, there it is. She doesn't want to see a reality TV
star become a mayor of Los Angeles. Yeah, sure. That's
definitely better than this, right? Like, I mean, I'm gonna
be real. This might sound mean. If I see somebody that looks
like that, I don't take him seriously. I don't. Like,
immediately, like as soon as I see that as soon as I'm like,
Oh, right. It's one of those. I'm just I'm out. I'm out. I'm
like, I don't need to hear it. I don't want to hear it. Nobody
Honestly, nobody wants to hear it. So, yeah, it's a Bogendoff sibling. Yeah, it's just so fucking weird, man
And let me by the way this guy dude
This is our secretary of health
This is secretary of health Bobby why
Oh my god, he just got him
It's not a moffison
He
What is he doing with them snakes?
look it's a snake let me get him he got him cornered too oh my god
there it is yep and I love this man get the snakes I know it's so fucking funny
for me to see this. It is insane for me to see this. Okay. Um, oh yeah, by the way, as
a follow-up, remember the last episode of Ho's Mad?
I've been heartless, something else, huh? It's the first time I've been called a Nazi,
uh, multiple times in just a few hours. I guess that's what LA Writers Room saw these
A lot of mentally ill liberals out there that somehow with all these
f***ing blacks and Jews and Mexicans around me, I guess I'm a f***ing Nazi somehow.
I guess the guy that pulls names out of a bucket giving everybody an opportunity
is a Nazi. Isn't that something? I got called a Nazi, gay, a racist, over and over again.
I mean, I'm none of those three things, a little fun fact, but they are what I, they
are fat, ugly, black, and Jewish.
Everything I said was real about them, just a reminder, because I woke up today and even
though there's news articles, because the news isn't real, nothing is real, let's say
that I got lit up by Chelsea Hamler, which is very, very funny because that's not what
happened at all.
You can't believe anything you see or read on the news anymore, you have to actually
watch the thing for yourself.
She was a bit of a c**k, I'll tell you that.
She just kept, oh, she's such a b**ch, such a stupid b**ch, oh my god.
Just kept coming at me over, she said I took the Saudi Arabia money, she was like wrong
about things.
My dad told me that like he, cause he used to be a carpenter and he was like a painter
too.
And he said that all of the women that were the biggest bitches that were the most fucking
obnoxious and annoying were always the 70 year old women and he would go into their
house obviously if he'd broken out he'd see their pictures and he would see that like
this girl used to be like a certified baddie.
So like she used to be hot as fuck in like the year 1905 or something like that.
And so like now, it's like 1970 and she's like a prune, right?
Like a dehydrated prune and, you know, it looks a little bit different than she did
in 1905 before the First World War.
And so, but then they still have that attitude of thinking that they're going to act that
way.
That's why Chelsea handlers like that.
It's exactly the reason.
Because people put up with that shit.
The writers just didn't do her any justice, but then the teleprompter, the fun fact, the
teleprompter only went down during my set, and it gave me a lot of opportunity to remind
Chelsea Handler what she looks like and where her life is.
Not good.
Okay.
Okay. All right, we'll watch one more about this topic and then I'm gonna get some of the stuff on Reddit, okay?
For those that don't know, Hassan Piker is a far-left progressive democratic socialist.
For those that don't know, Hassan Piker is a far-left progressive democratic socialist.
He is the nephew of Cenk Uger, the founder of the Young Turks.
He is an advocate for many DSA members, progressive members of the Democratic Party.
And he's probably arguably one of the biggest political streamers in the country, and he's
on Twitch.
He's advocated for violence against people like Rick Scott, against Charlie Kirk, against
Trump, against a number of other people.
So now he's under investigation by the Treasury Department and by the DOJ.
Because he went to Cuba and allegedly stayed at some sanctioned hotel, they say that he
violated US sanctions against Cuba even just by staying there or potentially being there.
Now I saw a number of people say, or seem maybe to imply, that because Hassan Piker
has criticized Israel in the past, that he is some kind of ally of ours, people are saying
that thank god people are realizing this thank god oh yes exactly that because he is criticized
and then yahoo in the war in Gaza and Israel at some point in time that this investigation
into him was brought down by the Jews who was brought down by the Zionists in the Trump
administration and that's why we have to be sympathetic so for example I saw a sneak
go and I saw a number of other people say, well, even though we don't like Hassan Piker
and even though he doesn't like us and even though he's an ideological enemy, they say
we should not cheer on his persecution because it sets a precedent.
They say this is dystopian.
This sets a precedent that if we allow the Trump administration to crack down on Hassan
Piker, then they will do the same to other Israel critical voices.
Right.
There's a sense of camaraderie, there's a sense of unity, we're all in it together.
He's Israel critical, he's under attack, he's under attack, and so it's something like an
attack on one is in theory on a long enough timeline to attack on all of us.
Further, people say that even though he's a left-wing streamer, they say in reality,
whether you criticize Israel from the right or whether you criticize Israel from the left,
is an artificial divide. It's a fake spectrum. It's a horseshoe. Whereas we think we are
on two sides, opposite sides of a right and left spectrum. In reality, we are on the same
side of a vertical spectrum. So on a horizontal spectrum, I'm so glad this ideology is getting
called out. It's such complete subversive bullshit. It is. It's so subversive. It's so manipulative.
so stupid and thank god nick is finally seeing this
spectrum we might be all the way over here on the right and he might be all
the way over there on the left
there's another dimension that on a vertical spectrum of
being against israel and supporting israel we are on the same wavelength
we are on the same quadrant or side of that axis
these are some of the things that people are saying
i would like to address this idea in general because to me this is the biggest
It's retarded.
It's retarded.
Please say it's retarded.
This is the biggest and most relevant idea when it comes to Hasan Piker and the persecution
against him.
I would like to point out for everybody watching right now, by the way, that the precedent
has already been set for all of this.
You want to talk about censorship, debanking, hate speech legislation, weaponization of
the DOJ.
think going after Hassan Piker sets the precedent? This is the precedent. This has
exactly. Don't worry about them doing it to you because they're gonna do it
anyway. They didn't need a precedent to implement complete martial law during
COVID. They didn't need to do that. Been the precedent. By the way, this has been
in the precedent for decades, and who set the precedent?
Because I seem to recall that it is and always has been
the far left that has been advocating
for far right anti-Semites, critics of Israel,
fascists, national socialists to be debanked, censored,
jailed, the rest of it.
Look at the experience of me and this show.
Think about Hasan Kike.
Did they, did they have his back?
Of course not.
It's because they want you to think
that you're on the same side
because it's advantageous for them,
but they're not on your side.
They just want you to agree with them and help them
so it looks like they're more sympathetic.
That's it.
You're for a moment.
He is on Twitch right now.
Twitch is owned by Amazon.
I've heard about that.
He's on Twitter with a verified account.
He's on Instagram with a verified account.
He is on TikTok, he is on YouTube, he is on Spotify, he is on all these services, he
has made millions of dollars over the years.
He has never as far as I know up until this point been subpoenaed, he's never lost access
to a big tech platform or a big tech service like PayPal or Stripe or Uber, never lost access
to the social platforms like YouTube or Instagram or Facebook.
In the meantime, literally everybody on the right has had all of that happen to them.
Exactly.
Yeah.
This is something they've been doing for literally years.
Nick is cooking.
Well, it's obvious, right?
And the only reason they want you to think that you're on their side is because of Israel.
They don't hate Israel.
A lot of people, a lot of the left-wing people don't hate Israel for any other reason than
Israel is a projection of Western power in the Middle East.
That's the real reason they hate it.
They hate it because it's full of Jews and it's a projection of Western power.
That's the reason.
It's not because of the USS Liberty.
It's not because of the Warren Gaza.
It's not because of some other fucking like, you know, A-PAC or something else.
That's the main reason.
And they hate all the other Western countries too.
And Israel is the closest thing to that in the Middle East, so they hate Israel.
And they even turn around and say negative things about places like the UAE.
They say negative shit about Dubai.
That's it.
Marxist agenda.
That's the reason.
And I know because I'm one of them.
Well, do you not get deplatformed through all this?
I simply, I am a very pragmatic person.
I have no problems not saying things or not doing something if I feel like it won't be
advantageous for me. So I just simply don't say things that I think will get me in trouble
and until it's okay to say them. That's literally it. You're a good boy. Yeah, I like Nick doesn't
do that. Nick says exactly what he thinks and it's respectable. It is. I don't have any any
negative about it. But to me, I view my role as being a more mainstream ally towards this stuff
without necessarily spearheading any sort of like real controversial change because I can't really do that
It would compromise my position
That's the reason I'm a funnel. Yeah, I kind of do that. Yeah, like a funnel in a way
So that's the reason why I and I do most things that I do are like there's reasoning behind them
You have your lane for sure. Yeah, I do
And right wing people went to Charlottesville and said Jews will not replace us and there was a variety of people in attendance
Yeah, there were immigration restrictionists and national socialists
There were neo Confederates and white identitarians there were paleo cons
There were people that were there because they were concerned about the Robert E. Lee monument. Yeah, you know what happened to those people
Those people were doxxed. They were harassed at their homes
homes, their families were harassed at their homes, they lost their jobs, they lost their
Twitter accounts, they lost their bank accounts, they were charged five years later under the
Biden administration under the Ku Klux Klan statute in Virginia, the groups that organized
it were sued by the far left SPLC.
So let me ask you this, when all those far right people that went to that rally, when
the government was being weaponized against them when the big tech billionaires were cracking
down on them when the far left activist organizations with seven hundred million dollars in offshore
bank accounts in the Caribbean islands when they were suing those people.
Where was chen yuger?
Where was Hassan piker?
They were cheering it on because they agreed with it.
The only reason they want you to be their ally for what they perceive as political persecution
is because it's advantageous for them.
They're preying on your principles
so they can take advantage of them
and then use their principles to subvert yours.
That's exactly what it is.
Where was the far left?
Where was this ecumenical, far left, far right unity back then?
Did Assam Piker pick up the phone
and call his DSA allies at right wing watch and SPLC
and tell them it's all one struggle against Israel?
absolutely fucking not
and i'm glad to see this i'm very glad to see more people like nick realizing
that
the only reason why they care about this stuff and why they're saying that is so
they can manipulate people based off of their principles
that's exactly what they do rules for the but not for me exactly i tried to
say it
and also take a look at this by the way
uh... top homeland security official has directed ice attorneys to aggressively
pursue
Administrative fraud cases against immigration lawyers accused for filing false asylum claims.
Going after immigration lawyers.
Man.
I just wish they'd do it.
I am completely out of hopeium, by the way.
I am.
Like, I see a comment like this and I'm happy to see it,
but until I see these people actually get crucified,
then i don't really have that much optimism around the topic i'll be
honest i just don't
maybe one day they will but uh... who knows
i saw the twitch ambassadors thing
i have to talk i've got to talk a little bit about the twitch ambassadors
situation
this is something and by the way there are people in this that you know i'm
friendly with i've known panda for years
I collabed with Iron Mouse many years ago.
What is this here?
Who else do I know at my?
I know Maya.
What is this here besides this?
I know some of these people, but I have to say,
when Elon cut 80% of Twitch, or sorry, Twitter,
and nothing changed about the product,
these people would have been part of it.
making up this this and that like why do you need to which ambassadors
why did why did you invent this program you know what this program was invented
by
it's invented by people that have fake jobs that contribute nothing to the
actual in the goal product of twitch
these are people who are just basically siphoning money away from the company in
order to make little vanity projects and the highlight people for whatever
various social goals they have
They're moochers, yes.
These people do not increase shareholder value.
They do not improve the product experience.
They do not change or improve the user experience.
They're just simply creating a little activity
for themselves to do so they can justify not being fired.
That's it, they create fake jobs, that's it.
And I feel like after I've started thinking
about this more, I think there's a lot more of these.
It's marketing, it's not marketing.
nobody cares about this. It's a waste of time and money. It's a
colossal waste of time and money. And so why are you not an
ambassador? I don't know. I have no idea. Why is Dan Clancy
greenriding this? It's obviously such a waste of money for
Twitch. I don't know why. I think it's gonna stop happening
though, because another person from Twitch has left the
company, by the way, Twitch's head of global entertainment
marketing announces departure from the company. Man.
Oh boy. Oh boy. That's a lot. So yeah, and money to spend I guess so so hopefully it
happens more. Vance considers abandoning 2028 presidential run. I wonder why Vance would
not run for 2028. I wonder why.
I wonder if they're going to go back to this.
Just constantly starting wars, blowing everything up.
The thing is that if we're going to do this though, we have to get more of their stuff.
Like if we're going to start a war in some country in Africa, let's say, or some country
in South America, we have to get their stuff.
the problem last time is we didn't get enough of their stuff. And then it's not worth it.
More oil, more materials. So that's it. Yeah, give me the loot. Yeah, it's like, okay, you
want to do colonialism, you want to do expansionism, you want to do American imperialism, great.
But we need stuff to fuel the imperial army, okay? Like, we can't just go over there just
for fun, alright? War is good for business. Take the oil. Yeah, exactly. And it's diaper
inflate away our debts, maybe no wrong steps. We'll see what happens, right? But
let's see here if I can find, oh, there's probably one more of this, by the way, the
most insane dating at bait of all time.
Man, that's crazy, huh? Oh my god, it's so common. Is it really that bad? I have no
idea like I haven't seen anything besides that or anything else but who knows
with no options left the Venezuelan family living in Colorado walks into ice
custody seeking to go back home man how about that yeah how about that wow what
a fucking surprise and let me scroll back down I'll see if I can find oh yeah
the destiny thing I'll watch this and then we'll get some reddit stuff okay
guys
You got a band today, that's awesome, then you got reband right away
Yes, why what do they do I they must have been in like an accident
So they're like unbanned them on accident or something. I I have no idea really why I don't know why I got banned
But I don't like there's so many this is on else. Yes. Yes. It's all over it
both of them the
the and the band to the boat clancy clear literally top of the top of my fucking
feet clancy clarifies how band length is is determined now that this is what
destiny has to say I saw it just has to be so another clip so you think somebody
purposely unbanned him to give him a little bit of like no I think he got
bad I don't know about that I think some unbanned him because he probably should
be unbanned and then some of the poppers ration you call them fat yeah I know
you can't do that oh yeah like what do you get bad for in the first place for
your band for so long. So when he was rebanded, I think he appealed it really fast and then
they clarified and the reason that he was banned or rebanded was quote, extreme hate
speech or extreme hateful speech. Well, Clancy clarified. It sounds to me he says it was
human error. So they should know man. So there was someone that unbanned him that was not
supposed to on accident or on it. What if for whatever reason it came out of human
errors? What is this? Why not unban him and unban ice beside him? And if they make a
mistake, just ban him again. Politics. Politics. That's the only reason. It's obvious. Yeah.
I think I do not know why Destiny is still banned with what everything else is going
on on Twitch. Yeah, I really don't know. He's totally right. He said something that
I was like, but things that doesn't have to be said because people have said a lot of stuff and never gotten a four-year ban
Yeah, none of the bands so again if it's personal fucking sir
What's that that I knew if they want to do yeah my but it's for me
It's just like and just giving them another try. I
Have you know what I do?
This is a total assumption, but when he was banned
I'm pretty sure he had been banned on enough multiple times and then eventually we're just don't like him enough repeat behavior to
indifferently band. I think destiny would be a lot more effective as a creator if he was slightly
less aggro and he was more diplomatic. I think he's burned so many bridges unnecessarily just to
make things worse for himself and it's really made nothing better for him. I like morgue but
I think she has about 12 bands. Who? Morgue probably. 13. Who's Morgue? 13. Dude. Who is it? Does he even know?
Oh
Mad
Fucking great. Okay. There it is. Let me see if I can find anything else anything else happen
I'll look at the at the YouTube stuff right or not YouTube excuse me and
The frillin I don't even know who this guy is but
Choked me and nice new it right choked me with man. Kefia. What the fuck is this?
This seems like a little bit a little crazy. Let me scroll down and find the other posts here because I need to go through it
Streamers should build up a lawsuit against Twitch.
They're not gonna do anything about it.
Nothing's gonna happen.
My friend's private office slash co-worker
in Lisbon got burgled at night.
They took his Apple Studio display of about $4,000.
They even made custom travel case for it,
which had an air tag in it.
The criminals were smart and packed it in his case
and took it.
He had an air tag in it, so we tracked it
and we found it in the warehouse south of Lisbon.
He reported it to the Portuguese police
and showed it where it was in the air tag
and they said they couldn't do anything because it was inside the building and by law they could not enter a private property and recover it
if they can't then what's the police for
uh... i
i don't understand how this happens i really don't it's insane
but yeah i mean i probably need to get a search warrant or something but overall like yet seems deranged
please president trump
i'll go up your cheeto dry
just let me stay in america
bro
how are there are layers to this now
all my god
twitter baby only place for people can uh... have well articulated sense and
still get misinterpreted
you can say i like destiny to and somebody will say so you hate marathon
no bitch that's a whole new sentence what the fuck is you talking about
i mean again i think that a lot of people do hate marathon
let's find out how many
let's see we'll take a look right now i haven't opened it up and checked for a
while let's see where it's at
and we are looking at eleven thousand players
well uh... it it hasn't gone under ten k averages yet
and the james bond game by the way is doing very well
like i i i i as i said before i was very very cautious about this game i
I didn't think it was going to be good.
Checked M-tash too?
Oh God, M-tash.
Okay, let me see if I can pull it up
and see how he's doing.
So is he, oh wait a minute.
Oh, he stopped uploading.
Wait, didn't he have other videos?
Did he delete other videos that he made?
Wait, did he delete more of his videos?
He nuked them.
So, wait, so, so he, wait a minute, how can I check, can I, I'm just going to ask the
grok. Wait a second. He removed the video that cooked them in the first place? Well,
I don't know. Heavily pruned his YouTube channel. Oh, no, this isn't it. I think that he got
rid of other videos too besides this because I remember when I need to go
back and look at my VOD and double check this because I think that he had
uploaded another video that was like more recent than five days ago. He removed
all the dislike videos. Wait a minute, is this true? Let me see. I really wish
I could can we can we look into this and get to the bottom of this because I need to figure out I
Need to figure out if he did this
Type in regarding Asmongold. Well, I don't care about that. That's so yeah
He deleted the video where he made a negative
He'll he deleted both videos that he made that were negative about me, but I feel like he made two more
There's an m-tashed archive channel, okay?
Let me see that can find it because I don't know if he's deleting videos again
We're gonna figure this out
We can't have him deleting videos, can we?
I don't see the archive channel
aka m-tashed
No, that's not even it this is some other random channel I
Don't know where it is a sad sarcastic video I
I feel like for sure he had done other videos about this, and I just totally forgot man
I'm pretty sure we did two since the 40 minute video. I could be wrong. Okay. I could be but we're gonna keep track of him
How's this new video doing?
PoE finally feels worth the money
so
He's still getting back
500 I
Fell off relatively quickly fell off relatively quickly and I actually too
I think that it was a pretty good game, but I fell off relatively quickly and I
Man
People are still less than six K views with
900,000 subs I came here for the comments. They didn't disappoint
So now he's not making any videos at all. Well, that's interesting. I wonder why
Well, here's here's what we'll do. Okay
We will stay watch. We will stay vigilant
and we will stay ready. We will stand by until he makes another video and I will
check on a regular basis to make sure that he doesn't do anything else and if
he does we're going to discuss it. Let's look at his Twitter too. I've got to make
sure we find his Twitter. Where is it here? Can I find it?
What's this?
Are there a lot of people talking about me saying this? Oh, no, it's only 300 posts about the song
Okay, so let's see
Replace sugary water. No, no, so he's totally oh
Wow
Wow
So that's I guess it
Social Blade shows his historical video count. Maybe you're right. Isn't this you're helping him a bit?
Yeah, I mean, I want to make sure yeah, I want to make sure he's doing okay, right?
You you don't want to have this guy, you know, stop making content if he does and I'll run out of content
I won't have anything updated on any Cortez. I don't know what he's doing. I have no idea
He's so boring. It's not even worth keeping up with him, right? At least M-tash has people that watch him
So his and hers
My
What does it say
Oh, it's wild!
Oh, no!
This has got to be one of my viewers did this shit, bro. Like, who else would do this?
Was on .2 seconds after walking into the deposition.
She did it! She did it! She's the one you want!
Alright, I was just sitting at home watching cartoons playing video games with my cousin, and she came in there.
Lane, wait, wait!
Hey, I am not going to jail for you or anybody else!
I have done nothing bad my entire life!
Hey, man, I'm still a virgin.
Damn.
And facts, maybe that's what's going to happen.
So apparently, Witcher 3, so people brought this up,
Witcher 3 is getting a new expansion,
which is fucking insane.
There's no other details about this,
no more information about this.
Nobody knows anything.
So a 10-year-old game, they decided
to make a new expansion for it.
What the fuck?
So, yeah, I guess we're gonna have to play this
when it comes out, check CDPR.
It's an 11 year old game.
Oh, is it 11 now?
I thought it was 10.
Well, either way, really make a new game instead.
I've got good news for you about that.
Got good news.
So we'll see what's gonna happen.
I think that it'll be good for them to do that.
And the reason why, I hope this will tie together
why Siri is taking more of an active role in the new game.
And so, because it struck me as kind of surprising
that that was happening, right?
Especially since witchers aren't really supposed to age.
So why would Geralt really just stop being a witcher?
So you really needed this, right?
This was necessary for them to do,
because at the end of it, right?
I mean, they're still out there,
at least if you got the ending that I did, right?
No spoilers, but like they're out there
fighting together, right?
That's clearly what happened.
Think that's kind of like the good ending.
They only get it because they're desperate.
Well, good, I hope they get more desperate.
I played the Witcher 3, it was really good game.
They're gonna kill Geralt or make Geralt missing something
to give purpose in Sirian Witcher 4.
If they kill him, they're not going to kill Geralt.
That's not going to happen.
I will be shocked if that happens.
They'll probably link this to the Witcher 4,
which is smart just to set it for Witcher 4
so I have zero expectations.
Yeah, I wonder if it's actually going to be
like a full fledged, like, you know,
whenever I played the Blood and Wine expansion,
like the first expansion they had was Heart of Stone.
And that was like, I don't really know exactly what it added
because I think it just expanded on existing zones.
But with this and Blood and Wine,
that was a whole new area, right?
It was a whole different thing, which was crazy, it was huge.
So I'll be curious to see where this stands.
I think that it will be much more on the scale
of like a Heart of Stone.
I think it'll be much smaller.
The rune, yeah, it added the rune lords
where you're able to talk to that guy
and then you would upgrade his crafting
or something like that, yeah.
And if I'm going through a Denver is scary. Well, yeah, yeah, he was great. He was a great character. But overall, yeah, I mean, this looks really, really cool. And I think that they need to do this too. That way it can tie together the story and make it make sense for fans, because obviously, like getting people to have the same buy in with Siri versus Geralt, I think it's really kind of hard to do like personally.
I mean, I'm gonna be honest like I mean witcher three is definitely a guy game
It's it's a guy game like it's a guy game you play as the stoic, you know, like, you know killer
Like fucking badass guy that goes around and solves everybody's problems
And like the biggest choice is you have to make in the game or like which girls you're gonna have sex with like
I mean, this is a game made for guys, right? I mean, let's be real
So I think that they have to do something in order to kind of like open that up to like make it make sense for Siri to take over
The title ties in well. Yeah songs of the past. I don't know exactly why or how, but who knows
So you're gonna play faker early access on June 2nd. Yeah, I will I will what is this here?
As my turning into a Concord character on this if anybody pulls back their shirt. They're going to look like that
I'm sorry. This is not being fat
That is absolutely not being fat. It is a hundred percent not fat. It's just you. I don't think so, guys. I'm pretty sure it's not.
It's just bad hip posture. Yeah, I actually, I don't think this is me being fat.
A 6'4", I have that too. Yeah, I don't. But like, if enough people make fun of me for this, I will probably have to do something about it.
I'll tell you that I mean like this is it's it's a big problem
It is it's it's very very bad. Oh
Man I
Yeah, Harry ass arms also, I mean a little bit right it's not that Harry, but it's I think probably average
You're not fat. Yeah, it needs to work out. I mean, I don't know
So, like the other chapter, it's hip issue from sitting so long, they're simple exercises
that fix this.
I should probably look into that because this is disgusting.
This is absolutely disgusting and filthy.
And I mean, this is that definitely, that looks like a, that's like, that's what a fat
piece of shit looks like, right?
And that's what the beginning, no, you're fine.
No, I'm not, I'm not like, you don't see, do you see any Greek statues of guys that
look like this?
you don't it's because nobody likes it it's fucking disgusting no absolutely not
I don't want to be fat like we'll get the curvature there that's like the moon
you don't want to be like the moon I I've got it I'm gonna check my weight
after this and figure out if I'm if I'm doing something wrong like is this a
huge problem
I don't care about how people see you. I care about how I see me. I don't like being fat.
I don't like it. I don't like it.
Is this different? You're skinny fat? We got three. No, we're not gonna let this happen.
The 100 sit-ups a day, you think that would really do it?
What are you, anorexic?
It's not about being anorexic.
It's not anorexic.
You don't understand.
Like, so this is, body positivity is so toxic.
You should not be positive about your body
if you're a fat piece of shit.
You shouldn't be positive about your body
if you look disgusting, okay?
There's no body positivity there.
That should be body negativity.
should be negativity about your body.
You should look at yourself and be like,
I'm a disgusting piece of shit.
Define fat.
I look at that, I look at that.
Let me read the comments.
Skinny fat, here we go.
He's gonna starve himself again?
I might have to.
I mean, we're gonna have to do something about this.
44 year old, I started to work out first time.
I was bursting out laughing,
you see he probably benches on weight.
I see his arms I can tell it's developed muscles for existing only no mauging
But he needs to do something for his body and not like me in his 40s
This is so damaging bro needs to exercise
You can't coast on skinny genetics forever, especially if you're sedentary
Asmongold hates fat people, but the irony is that the older he gets the fatter
He's going to become especially when he's lazy and won't work out
Nobody's making excuses for this in the chat
It's posture issue lord out what's lordosis I mean like maybe
Maybe this could be, no we gotta do something about this.
We can't, no, no, no, we got lower back exercises, that could be it.
You just strengthen the core, like this is, this is, listen, here's the problem, okay?
explain it so no no give me give me a minute
you're gonna see where I work wait where to go oh there it is okay all right
good. So if you look right here, this is merely the charmander, right? But what
the charmanders do? What do they do? They evolve. That's called being two hundred
and forty pounds. This is called being three hundred and eighty pounds. You
understand? So like you got it, you got to cut it off right now. You got to
stop it from happening. So if I yeah we're no no this is this is not good. You
just need to run more. We gotta do something. We're not gonna evolve. We're
not we're not evolving into this at all. Have you tried plank positions? I'm
gonna have to check my weight and look in the mirror and we'll look into this
because this is fucking disgusting. It's fucking disgusting. Oh my god. Anyway, I
I I could talk about that for a long time
Hot take marriage advice
One of my married friends told me that when you get married
Your husband or your wife or whoever you're marrying. Yeah, when you get married your partner actually becomes your immediate family
Do you think that we should have like a rule maybe where like you can't like so if there's
a podcast and there's like there's only one woman on the podcast the podcast can only
be an hour long but if there are two women on the podcast you can't even upload it.
I think that that might, because like, I mean something, yeah, we're gonna have to do something
about this.
I mean, it's about 30 minutes max.
No, I, I, no, because it's like a multiplier effect of it, right?
I mean, obviously, so I'm certainly assuming we'll get that in a minute.
Sorry, my car's trash.
What is this?
Sorry, my car's trash.
You're in front.
Oh.
Is that a raccoon?
Yeah, it's a raccoon.
Yeah.
Be careful, so there's a dog in the back seat and the raccoons in the front seat.
I can't even front-shoot.
Alright, Kudas, her meth pipe.
Oh, there's no...
He's trying to smoke it!
There's no one...
Oh God, is this real?
Like, is it AI?
Like, I don't even under...
This has got to be fake, right?
I mean, it has to be fake.
uh...
all night i can't tell if this is a i'd just florida
you know i feel like i saw this before a i was a big thing
and a rare albino buffalo in bangladesh named donald trump for his blonde tough
to pair
was spared from being slaughtered on l uh... on the other
after going viral online this seven hundred that's a big boy
Kilogram Buffalo has already been sold, but the government intervened over security concerns as crowds flock to see it
The authorities refunded the buyer and moved the animal to the zoo
Man, how about that I?
Think they should give us like maybe maybe we could have like an offering, you know if they want to like trade like a gift or something
uh... they could like you know give us a buffalo and then maybe we could give them
like i don't know some like an airplane or something that'd be a good idea
visual representation of a chatter getting pulled up
He's gone.
Okay.
Okay.
See if they're trying to get him.
They're rich.
Oh my god, he bamboozled him, he did.
Holy fucking shit.
Yeah!
W chatter, that is really fucking funny.
They don't like movies like this anymore.
Yeah.
This is where we hold them.
This movie was so good.
This is where we fight.
This is where they die.
And these two boys die.
Did I watch this in my movie theaters?
I don't know if I did or not.
Remember this day, man.
But it will be yours for all time.
This movie was badass.
It was so fucking good, man.
And I did.
Yeah, I probably should have.
I'll tell you that.
This movie was badass. It was so fucking good, man. And I did. Yeah, I probably should have. I'll tell you that.
3D printing for my friend at work, okay? I thought it was chocolate.
Put it on.
Damn, damn, yo, he got...
He's got it on!
Alright, that's pretty good!
Damn, okay, nice fit, yeah!
They must have, uh...
They must have, like, measured his head or something.
God damn!
Xbox 360 Relic video, was it?
Well, you're about to see here my fucking Xbox, not fucking working.
Oh yeah, new place to get to work!
What is this?
The fuck's the tagging?
What is-
Boom! Look at that!
Okay, I didn't even get to play for three seconds this time.
That's right, that's not me fucking.
Funding with the shit.
My shit's fucking-
Eyebrading?
It's a total- It was a different world, man.
Microsoft and stuff, the benefit of the doubt.
I've filtered it up there to-
A smart-
Ventilate it better. I threw this up on a box.
Like I don't know. I thought I don't internet somewhere. Yeah, maybe that's getting hot like I think that's been
So you tried to reposition it that's smart now I did the same thing
Only thing left to do is check the date and time. Yeah, I don't know how to fuck that's gonna make the shit for you
This is like probably 2006. Okay, there it is. There it is. He's back in the game
Okay
That's a bad guy shoot him
It looks like, uh, there's nothing around there.
Oh, it's good!
Yeah, it's like a DSP, let's pull it.
Uh-oh.
Right there? No, it's good.
It's good.
What do you mean?
Animal...
Ah! Oh, no!
Boom, a headshot. Oh, this is an old video.
No, you see this thing shit.
That's like one of the first internet memes.
Holy shit.
Oh well.
I tried Microsoft, I tried.
I just, I don't know nothing about it.
Oh my god, it's not even red.
Yeah, it's not even red yet.
Ha ha ha, that's the first time I've seen this shit.
There it is.
There it is, it took a second.
Motherfucker.
Oh yeah, that's a-
Ah ha ha ha, oh my egg motherfucker.
My egg, my egg, my egg, my egg, my egg, my egg, my egg, my egg, my egg, my egg, my egg, my egg, my egg, my egg, my egg, my egg, my egg, my egg, ahhh!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
That chip was like $500 too it was expensive! God damn whatever the fuck happened review threat.
Let me see here wanted threats and no man's sky Sean deliver with the new no man's sky update. What is it?
All right, let me pull this up and listen to
I've seen things
This is why I promise to play the game for the 30 of fun
Damn this game looks way better holy shit.
Galaxy's sweet.
Wow.
The fuck?
Did they do a graphics update?
Damn.
You're so fun, is it really god damn god damn?
The universe.
You wouldn't believe.
All this shit.
Oh my.
Is this another free update?
Oh my.
Oh my.
Oh my.
Oh my.
Oh my.
Oh my.
Oh my.
Oh my.
Is this another free update?
Wow
Yeah, I like this just playing period. I mean I feel like a lot of people want me to play no man's guy
I need to eventually do that like it's on the list of promised games right now
Resident Evil is the current promised game that I said that I was going to do
No, they'll call the vassal arms a small streamer that raided them two years ago
That's fault in our stream. That's okay real quick. Yeah, I
Don't specifically hate British people British people are alright except for some of them. What?
Very desperate
Sweetly when she's sleeping. All right, yeah, I'll let you decide. Who shall we read? It's probably I think they did a bad
I don't know if it looks that bad on purpose.
I think it looks...
Why is it paying off unless I do it?
Yeah, so like...
Chad, this is gonna be my first ever rate to my granddad as a monger.
So you'll raid a bald man again? How creative!
We're too small
Is there a 9k back then?
So yeah, I just-
Show some love to my granddad and...
Yeah
Am I that old?
It's good, right?
There's no way he'll notice.
Uh-huh
Oh shit, uh, Mr. Pokey Ray. Thank you, man. Thank you. What's up boys? How you doing? Hey, hey, what's going on?
Thank you for the raid man. Oh my god. Hi granddad noticed. Mm-hmm. I guess so. How would I forget this?
Yeah, I like of course I remember this shit. Yeah, I mean no
He was like friends with tech down or something like I don't know exactly what happened or why or anything
I think that they had some kind of issue or falling out, but is this really is it that bad?
It's not that good. I'll tell you like I mean I believe this I
Believe this it's not looking good guys. It is not we got to do something about this
Look at the heroine from the raid you look skinnier. Did I look skinnier? It's probably because I had a thinner beard
I think that's the reason why if I if I trim my beard again
It probably would look the same the same as before right and let me see if I can look at any more of these
Look at internet is back play with a sat was he gonna get in trouble for that if he's playing with me in Iran
Yeah, I wonder actually and I never forget the stream people can tell you you can tell a lot about a human based on how they interact with animals
Never forget the stream where Maya brought her animals on screaming as my show do it really is. Oh, yeah
I remember the turtle. Yeah, and then they had a possum and shit, too. Yeah, I remember this. Oh my god
This was weird as well and a scum or a scum in a squirrel, too. Oh, man like this again
Yeah, I haven't seen anything about this like I gotta watch this with some recent events and gaming
maybe I will look at this right why they have to ruin it I watched some of
these some of these videos they have to recognize one of their own yeah the
fighting game collab like this
so they added Ujiro to Tekken is that it this is such a good idea by the way
That's Bob's character 3.
Wait what?
Yes, character.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
That's actually badass.
Are they going to show how he plays?
Now it's like a monster?
No, they haven't yet.
Ujiro?
Yeah.
That is really, really cool.
It's just a teaser coming 2027.
It's not ready.
So it's not going to be until way, way later on.
I think he'll be ready to wait for that man.
The OG Japanese actor for Ujuro is the same person of voice as Heisman metaphor.
No, I had no idea, but I could see that. I could understand that. It was kind of a masculine character, right?
Full clip from an older post? What is this?
Man, we have a challenger that we saw going down the road where he's hauling ass.
It's just what it is.
He did run a light at, uh, what is it, a Cadian?
Uh-huh.
And whatever it is, cross your Moby Handle card.
Mm-hmm.
That's what you run a light at.
What is this?
This is awesome.
Okay.
What up, boss?
What up, bud?
Detective Johnson, bad, bad response.
Why you ran that red light at, uh, a Cadian in Mohegan, big dog?
big dog I'm sorry man you got your license on no I got my ID on let me see
Let me see that.
Damn shit.
Damn shit.
Damn.
Damn, bro.
Damn.
Hey, you got a booth on?
Damn, look, look, look, look, watch this.
Step out for me right quick.
Damn, bro, step out for me.
Damn, you put that thing apart.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Listen, listen, listen, listen.
Wait, what?
I'm not doing that with you.
Listen, I'm not trying to do that with you, all right?
I don't know what you got going on.
All right?
Hey, slow, do you see something in that car?
All right.
Listen to me, we're going to read your rights.
You have the right to remain silent and if you say candy will be held against you in the court, I'm not fighting that out.
Do you understand your right, bud?
I understand my right.
Alright, cool.
We ain't going to have you too hard, bud.
We ain't going to have you too hard, bud.
None at all.
We ain't going to have you too hard, bud.
Oh, and you're fighting none at all.
Face this, face this.
I'll feel your voice.
Alright.
If you wanted to go, I'm not fighting.
Oh, he's following procedure?
He's being a good guy?
Basically, when they're like, literally right in front of trying to avoid us, uh, he does have a couple of baggies of...
Baggies of marijuana in there
Distributing narcotics also finally fire
Okay
So do got this this then you can see in this bag he also has multiple other packs
I would consider that
Position with the attempted distribute
Yeah, I can see that and we don't see what does he got in here?
Because I'm still
I got a head of Trojan you could have
Yeah, yo, I know you won't punch on me, but I want you to punch on me
What is it?
Oh, okay.
Listen to me.
Back up.
I want it.
Man, I want it.
I ain't lying.
I want it.
You don't want that smoke.
You don't want that smoke.
Watch back.
You can press that phone button to answer it.
Answer it.
Oh, my God.
Hello.
Hi.
You at the spot?
Yeah, I'm at the spot.
What spot?
Where you want me to meet you?
Well, I was about to pull up at the spot.
So what you what you looking for what you trying to do?
I'm talking about what you trying to get for the little 20.
You want a 7? Oh my God!
You want a 7? Oh a 3-5.
Oh a 3-5.
What you saving me? Is this a me?
Yeah it's a me.
It's decent it'll get you by I can do a the seven for 20
Yeah
Well you want to wait you're about to pull up to the spot
No
No way they get her to drive over all right
P with she gonna pull up the LC be like dang. How long is she gonna call back?
Hey, man, brother, I'm talking to you for one.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
What?
No, son, what they saying?
They're going to meet you.
They said they're going to meet you on Am Street.
Oh!
Seven for twenty.
Seven for twenty.
Seven for twenty.
Seven for twenty.
No!
No!
I know.
Y'all ain't going to find me, man.
Damn this, son.
Safe.
You on the way there?
Wait, they told her to meet him for nothing?
I know that not a real spea.
That's what it is.
Follow me on Instagram.
I'll f**k with me.
I'll f**k with me, f**k the police.
Y'all know what it is.
He man, you know I'm ready for you to punch me dead in my shit.
I swear to God.
You don't want that smoke.
I don't want that smoke.
You don't know me.
I'm Super T Stupid McNuby.
And you didn't know me.
I'm Superman.
And I want Superman to punch Super T Stupid McNuby dead
in his shit.
There'll be a super duper crazy.
Nah, man.
Rich is a bitch.
Man, you're crazy, you're gonna cry your head.
I don't know.
Yeah, I...
See, these are the ones that I feel like, yeah, you let them back out.
It's not a big deal.
I mean, maybe the gun is like kind of a problem,
but other than that, just put like an ankle monitor on
or something.
It's not that bad.
Yeah, it's just whatever.
Yeah, the most sure rest ever.
I feel like that's the way a lot of these go, too.
It feels like dudes are resting their friends.
are like what I bet hat like I wonder if the cops just catch and release these
guys so it looks like they're doing something they're like you know stupid
mcnuffin you know got out again okay well let's go arrest him and drive him
around the drive around the town you know that way you know we don't get
fired you know like it's like every every like month or so it's like his time
for a involuntary ride along so I wouldn't be surprised he's exercising
his constitutional rights oh okay why I went there Bill because the guy was
supposed to show up needed this guy that I was gonna do so you came here you ate
food the guy didn't come and you don't want to pay for the food correct okay
you don't see the issue with that I mean I don't really care I'm not arguing at
this point so you can take me to jail if you don't pay it's called theft from my
My understanding, you did this over at BlackRock too.
That's fine.
Why do we keep having this issue?
Because I don't have a f***ing job because people keep on putting stuff on my wrecks.
So why do we keep doing it then?
Because I can't f*** me.
Why do you can't eat?
Because I can't.
I don't have a job.
So why is there a f***ing point other than selling land?
You can eat.
This is dramatic.
You're the one being dramatic.
What the f*** am I being dramatic about?
Uh-oh.
F*** all the girls in the f***ing jails, anyway.
Okay.
You guys f*** all the girls in the jails, you've been reading a little bit too many romance
novels. Okay, yeah, okay. It's hog logic, yeah. I can't stop stealing food from buffets,
and I can't stop leaving without paying for my food, because I keep getting charged for
theft. Well, why don't you stop stealing? I can't, because then I have to get a job,
but I can't get a job. So it's I can't get a job because I keep stealing, and I keep
stealing because I can't get a job it's free food yeah she's gonna get free food
in jail and I feel like that's a good thing right I feel like yeah she's gonna
get what she wants it's definitely a positive 13 years lag of jail time
after robbing a Burger King for $2,000 he thought he would go to jail since
witnesses reported him and he quickly got arrested but after a judge sentenced
him to 13 years in prison when it was time to go to jail no police came to get
him he didn't try to run away because he knew he deserved it so he just
nervously waited in his house expecting police to show up at any moment.
But after a few weeks had passed, they never came, so he thought they may have just cleared
his record.
So over the next few years, he moved on with his life completely forgetting about the incident.
He got married, launched a construction company, and volunteered to help youth avoid making
the same mistakes he made.
But 13 years later, he was shocked when police suddenly arrived at his house to arrest him.
It turns out, because of a technical issue, police thought he was in jail for the last 13 years.
But when they went to release him, they realized he wasn't there, so they-
So as soon as they were gonna real- Oh, alright!
Where's Cornelius?
Wait.
Oh-
Oh- Oh- Oh- Oh- Oh-
Oh my god.
That's crazy.
That is insane.
Yeah.
I mean, obviously I think that's like, yeah, okay, whatever, $2,000, some of Berger gives
a fuck, right?
So he fixed his shit. That's fine. W. Judge? Yeah, I think it's the right decision.
Okay, yeah, he really rehabilitated himself.
I wish we could just do this with all of them. Yeah, he was the 0.01% exactly. He was.
And someone break in at 2AM.
What? Do you finally own a gun? You hear somebody break in at 2AM? I don't even get it.
And okay, let me see, I already looked at the rest of these here, I'll find some of
the other ones to look at real quick.
But yeah, it's a little bit odd, I'll see if I missed any of the other, oh I need to
watch this at some point, maybe I could watch this today.
I don't know, I exposed scammers in Italy, it's, how many scammers fucking are there?
It's crazy how many of these fuckers there are now, it's insane.
Okay, let me go and find this, the legal reality of him getting subpoenaed, I want to see this
and find out what's going on right and more body cam videos I look I haven't
watched one of those for a while right it's been like I guess I took a day off
so maybe maybe it's time to watch another one right maybe it's time to watch
another one of these videos let's see if there's any more of these to look at
Okay, maybe this would be a good idea. This could be a good one.
A 119 miles per hour police chase. Holy shit.
Birdman crashing out on Twitter. Wait, what?
Not only he locks his YouTube comments, he's also hiding all the replies on Twitter too.
Wait, what the fuck?
Wait a second, before I do that.
So he's hiding all of his replies.
Exposing the grift, Asmongold waves the white flag.
He just ducked your newest video on stream, like 20 minutes ago by the way.
He's saying the video has to be 15 minutes long and respond to the Street Fighter 4 allegations.
You can't beat Asmongold's duck dodge deflect technique, it's unbeatable.
Just give up little bro, you can't cancel the Roach King.
What's a king to a god?
I am the bird god.
You have such a weird obsession with Asmon.
What's your favorite bird, perjurin?
That should be a bald eagle.
What a fucking idiot.
Let's see here.
There's the post.
First slide, 100%.
I don't know about this.
So he's hiding all the negative replies.
Beep beep, retard alert.
I look forward to watching him eat you alive again.
Doesn't owe you anything.
No defense is necessary.
Wait, oh my God.
He's hidden all these replies while he's making negative posts about me.
oh my god
what is wrong with this guy
what's wrong with them
birdbrain yeah it's such a pussy yes it's so embarrassing
how do you do this to yourself i'd be like such a fucking idiot doing this
okay well we will look at the legal reality of whether hassan is going to
get in trouble right i mean like we'll see
forgot his meds yeah i mean like
Well, I think that a lot of people, here's the reality,
a lot of people have no,
they think that things are gonna go a lot differently
than they do.
And then whenever they go the way that they think
that they're gonna, that they actually go,
they are very upset and they start crashing out over it,
right?
I think that's the reason why.
Okay, here we go.
Let's take a look at it.
Hassan Piker is now under federal investigation
and this time the penalties can be very serious.
today on legal mindset we teach you to be your own judge at Andrew S. American
attorney now Hassan piker is no stranger to controversy and potentially
filming his crimes live. Kaya please just go now this time it's not for
collar gate but this time it's for something serious as the Treasury
department's Office of Foreign Assets Control or OFAC oh my god probing India's
participation in a March 2026 activist trip to Cuba. He was part of the
Newestra America convoy, which was deemed as a humanitarian aid convoy, but
involved many activists, many of which in fact advocate for violating US law.
We're here with Morit and he is a Palestinian currently studying for
freedom. Here in Palestine and Cuba, things are all too similar. Both our
peoples are living the same thing because of the same enemy I am ready to be on the
battle for my people to support them on the front lines in the alleged says
essentially boils down to did he violate official us sanctions in his trip to
Cuba now we're gonna get into those very specific and very very serious
allegations that's the question right I have a very important message recently a
a jury that i think that i don't know how you have to pay is it that you think
you have to be signing and promote a victim platforms
it's everywhere to contribute anxiety depression and body image yeah but
did not share those risks while prioritizing profits
the recent historic break your score in korea's consequences of the idea movement
if you or your child's obviously i don't know what social media and experience
serious mental health struggles you should hear this
morgan morgan is stepping up to hold these platforms accountable for the
harm they caused. You can use the link in my description or scan the QR code to
take a short quiz to see if you qualify for a case. You may be entitled to the
central recovery. Trying to make all the money out of the dollars. Okay, so the
laws that are at play here involve whether or not he was dealing in
transactions that are prohibited with Cuba. So that could be financing,
coordinating, or delivering goods you shouldn't have, staying at, or
or transacting with Cuban government owned or controlled entities.
There's a list of hotels that are prohibited and where you cannot stay in Cuba.
There's also other things you're not supposed to be doing while you're there.
And the problem is-
I'm assuming it's because those hotels are owned by the government, right?
Tassan and many Lai's viewers-
So you're giving them money?
Is that they want to openly brag about committing crimes.
In fact, Tassan Piker has encouraged people to commit theft.
Yeah.
stealing from big corporations, you know, I'm pro piracy all the way, like across the
board. We gotta, we gotta get back to cool crimes like that. Like, you know, bank robberies,
chaos, full chaos. Let's go. I mean, look, so what? Oh, fact, it's so stupid. It's just
so stupid. Isn't it? Oh my God. It's done here is they've requested information. They
saw out more information to do a review of this activist trip and any particular foreign
influence or sanctions evasion that might have now while there are no criminal charges yet
the penalties for this can be very serious and s on piker indeed is scared is not great
okay thereafter your boy we will free you brother yeah free me free me free me i can't believe i'm
saying that so the potential penalties here can actually stack up this is under the cuban assets
controls and regulations act what is this is enforced via the international emergency
the Economic Power Act, the IEPA.
So there's two sides to this, a civil side
and a criminal side.
On the civil side, the penalties can be up to $91,000
per violation.
So the issue is here, if you go on one of these trips,
let's say you're out there on a long trip
and you're doing multiple things,
especially if you're live streaming,
once again, being your own star witness,
you might violate several of these provisions.
So maybe you're bringing in or interacting with goods,
you're not supposed to bring in or you're not supposed to hide.
Maybe you're staying at a hotel.
You're not supposed to stay at or something
that's linked to the Cuban government and prohibited.
So you may have multiple transactions
so that $91,000 can stack up against you.
And that is indeed the lowest level.
But on the highest level, for willfully doing these things,
for going out and saying, yeah, I
obviously did it on purpose, right?
I mean, they're not going to go after somebody that accidentally
stays at a hotel they didn't know, right?
I mean, they might harass you or say,
like, you know, you got to pay like $100 or something, but like,
they're probably not going to do anything serious.
I did it. Who cares? So what? And bragging about it, which
many of these influencers actually go out and do, yeah, you
can have fines for up to $1 million on the corporate side for
most individuals, about a quarter of a million 250 K. Oh my
God, side, but you can also take imprisonment for up to 10
years. So there is actual reason time that can be 10. Holy
fuck
all might
and willful by a day now it's very clear that this is not
been pressed yet but it's still on the table
now in practical cases when you look at these things
most of these violations for first-timers are not egregious offenses
are typically civil penalty solicit least lap them with some sort of fine so
it might be a 10, 20, 30, 40 K-5.
Once again, up to 91 K.
These things can add up.
Hassan Piker's got money,
but if you hit him with a couple of these,
I mean, that's a deck.
That's like two million dollars.
And his Google Blue budget.
It's a lot of money.
Now, we're gonna see where this actually plays out,
but where I see this happening
and being a problem with Piker,
whether or not he gets into any problem here,
is to look at his pattern of behavior
of encouraging criminality and-
It's gonna be like if he goes to court for this,
I think he loses 100%.
Like, especially if there's like a jury, like, I mean, if you see a guy and they just play like his greatest hits of like all the amount of times he's like encouraged, you know, like terrorism, he's encouraged like crime, like, I mean, it's going to be immediately GGs.
Like, nobody is going to look at that and be like, oh, okay, this guy is totally, you know, this is a good, a good law abiding citizen.
urging breaking the law. It's only a matter of a time, so somebody is motivated enough
to get him on camera saying something and actually punish him. He's gotten away with
many of his crimes because they've been local crimes, the local California, he's not that
motivated, many of them are probably politically aligned with Piker, so they might agree with
him on other issues and therefore not want to prosecute him. So he's gotten away with
a lot, but the feds are not necessarily going to fall into that camp, and they might look
at this and say, no, this might be going after him to like, here's another thing, right?
I mean, he's very clearly a political agitator. And he does so in a way that is open to violence.
Like it's not like, for example, somebody is a political agitator, and they're like
out there, you know, doing marches or something like that. Like he's out there, like actively
encouraging people to break the law, actively promoting terrorism, actively promoting, you
know, other types of violence, stuff like that. Like, I mean,
this is really, it's, it's like, there's a larger scale of bad
behavior here. That's not specific. You know, damn,
low, he didn't violate any sense. It's wild how you're still
spreading this info. It's wild how he didn't violate any
sanctions. Well, well, let me so, so you're arguing his greatest
hits would not be valid in this case, they would be valid
because it would be used to establish a pattern of behavior.
So it's very common inside of a case in order to build a pattern of behavior in order to derive a tent
intent on whether this person would have a
Reasonable suspicion that what they were doing was wrong intent obviously matters
It's the difference between murder and manslaughter for example
So they wouldn't be playing the greatest hits to convict him for that
They'd be playing that in order to provide a foundation that they can create an argument that he did know what he was doing
and he did it wrong intentionally. So your family didn't violate any sanctions. I don't know if he
did or not. I don't know if he did. The case is supposed to be about funding and violation of
sanctions. Well, who knows what it's going to be about, right? I mean, if they subpoena him and
they go into discovery and they find out, like for example, that he is in direct contact with
like a Cuban government official, or he is trying to cooperate with them, or he did help them in
material way, then it could be way different, right? And they will find that out. So I think that you
can't be certain that he did nothing wrong, but you also can't be certain that he did something
wrong. A subpoena is not an admission or a conviction. But it does, I mean, like normal people,
like, I'm not sitting here getting subpoenas or going to Cuba. It's because I didn't do that.
Nick surely didn't do that. So very clearly, there probably is something to this that you and I both
know anything about it. I don't know if I see this going, I don't know, I see this going nowhere,
it's simply for show. The truth is that you're probably right. You are, you're probably right
about this. But there are a lot of people that don't get prosecuted for things that they could
have done wrong. It happens all the time. I talk about it on a daily basis. So the fact that somebody
doesn't get in trouble for something doesn't necessarily mean that they didn't do anything wrong.
I mean like let's be real.
On your face violation here and actually hold him to task and I cannot wait till the day
comes that Asan Piker actually reaps some of what he's done because once again he has
openly encouraged criminality time and again.
But I want to know what you guys think in the comments below and I will catch you on
the next one.
I think it's been pretty interesting to watch how pretty much everybody has been against
him. All the right-wing people, the majority of the left-wing people, like nearly everybody
have been against him. And the reason why I think is very simple. It's because he's represented a
subversive group of people inside of American politics that all they do is just simply make
politics harder for liberals and also add in identity politics that are not really congruent
with any sort of American values, right? Like things like, for example, want to have a good
cops up? Okay, all right, let me see it. Let me see what this is. When husband beater shows up at
husband's work. All right. All right, we've got one. Let's do it. We haven't done one of these for
a while. It's time. I took a day off. Let's get it. Oh, let me link you guys the video before I
do that real quick. And yeah, I mean, I like Andrew's videos a lot. I totally, you know,
you know, agree with them. I think that definitely a lot of people have been waiting for like
some level of accountability after so many of these, so many of these clips that are
just like so obviously fucking like, I mean, how do you say something like this and not
face consequences, right? I mean, clearly. So yeah, we're playing double seven. I will,
I will play it. Okay, here we go.
So what was she hitting you? I wish you hit me.
Back around the back.
I'm saying like, like face, no, and it's just, are you going to pass it in your right hand?
How long have you been married to?
Seven years.
Seven years? Oh my God.
And she was drinking?
Jesus.
She wasn't drinking here.
I believe she was drinking.
I guess you guys were a red blood.
What was the argument?
The argument?
We're working on a trial separation.
And so she just thinks she can't work about it.
The arguments are really good because she drinks.
You worked at home?
I did.
I was up there with two employees.
You have cameras inside?
Or was it inside?
There was no cameras in the house.
But it was on the side of the building?
Where she had cameras?
There she is.
Are you trying to run away?
Excuse me, man.
Can I pass out to you?
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
I just, this whole time, this whole time for nothing.
I have friends inside, so I'd rather you talk to them.
But I don't need to talk to you.
No, it's fine.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
I'll talk to 37 in the public.
He said me?
I'll talk to 34 in the public, 37.
He's going to be immediately calling for backup.
He can't tell already that there's going to be problems.
Can you talk to him, please?
I'm going to talk to you.
No, just stay here for a minute.
No, no.
He's already in labor that's abusive.
I'm just trying to get dressed up where I look at.
I have friends inside who can attest to everything that he is saying and type.
No, please stop. I'm not.
Stop what? I'm here to help.
No, you're not. Oh my God, because I have an attorney who says that you're not here to help.
I'm not going to be here to help.
Can you please call Carol Caldwell?
I'm not going to call him right now.
I need to talk to you.
It's not a hand mixer for her.
I'm going to use Carol Caldwell.
Please call her.
Can you get back?
Stay carelessly, don't you?
Yes.
Will we be able to have access to them?
Um, yeah, let me ask you.
Uh-oh.
They're going to show her hitting him.
I'm going to be out here with you.
Guaranteed.
Do you have an ID?
In my car, yeah.
Okay.
All right.
Why am I am I crazy like I
Always have my ID on me all the time
Like if I walk out of my car, I have my ID on why does so many people not have their ID?
Like what's wrong with these people it's insane
Please, please contact us, if you need me.
Uh-oh.
Contact her.
No, I don't need to tell you what's happening.
Yeah, I wonder why.
I'm not going to.
Oh!
The officers found themselves caught between a messy trial
separation, where the female was claiming.
Imagine, imagine you have to be the Swiss army knife
for every retard in the entire country.
It doesn't matter if it's some crying divorce court,
if it's a crackhead, if it's like a child abuse thing,
if it's a murder, like, oh my God,
it mad, like you just have to deal with everything.
To expose her abusive husband,
who himself alleged that his wife
was trying to ruin his reputation at his workplace.
And in that moment,
officers had no way of knowing who was telling the truth.
So they asked,
I'm tearing into my work,
she started getting aggressive.
You working here?
Yes.
Okay.
So we're in the office,
I'm actually on board,
and she'd be pulled out of the office
and waited for me.
And she started getting aggressive,
And then I said, let's talk outside.
I got outside, she started hitting me.
And then she got in her car and thought she was drinking,
so I called you guys and reported that she's been drinking.
Is she gonna draw?
She smelled of alcohol and I haven't seen her drink,
but usually she gets aggressive when she drinks.
You need to know that he is the most manipulative ever.
He's called UCF.
He has done everything.
She's had two DUIs.
Okay.
Ooh, that's good.
two d u i's that's what normal people get
the normal people get d u i's
so
yeah
in the middle of the day
two p m
He's about to get another one, baby.
Because we were about to do a trial separation.
We've lived separate for a few months.
See if she gets over it.
And how did you guys end up over here
when she gets you out of her car?
I just saw her car is OK.
She was hitting you in the chest.
Yes.
Push me in.
Started getting my chest.
Close fist, open in.
Open in.
OK.
Middle of the day is late, throwing up all of the ups.
Do you mind? I know this is awkward, but do you mind lifting me?
Yeah.
Nothing?
DCF is actually making a case against him.
For what?
Right now. For abuse.
For abuse on me?
Why would you...
She's being abused.
Because he keeps calling DCF and he has no proof.
And now they're gonna have to security footage.
Do you know anything about abuse?
Or no.
Do you not know anything about abuse?
Do you not?
Oh, okay.
Then you would know that a female hangs onto abuse.
For personal choice?
And Jesus, it is not personal choice.
Well, we're going to find out when we find this security camera.
We're going to take a look at exactly what happened.
I love that for you.
I'm going to figure out who's lying to us.
I love that for you.
Great.
Yeah.
I want to see this security footage.
I've been answering his questions. Thank you.
You don't need to be a smart ass.
No, I'm going to walk away.
The guy says, she says, you don't need to be a smart ass.
He goes back, you don't need to be a dumbass.
Because I'm not in your house. I'm not in your house.
Oh my God.
Such a bitch, I know.
Carol, I will have a contract with you.
He is a problem.
He has already been recorded as a problem.
He has actually been arrested for domestic violence on his part, not mine.
Both of them were just throwing allegations around, but it was only the husband who had shared a clear story.
The female was visibly intoxicated and letting her leave the scene of investigation was not an option to consider.
I am so sorry that this is happening.
No, I am actually going to walk away.
No, you are temporarily detained at this time.
No, you're not. What you're gonna do is you're gonna put your hands behind your back.
You're not. What? No.
You're not. You're gonna put your hands behind your back.
Are you kidding me?
That's right. That's right.
Are you kidding me?
It's not.
What?
What happened?
Oh, man.
I'm not.
I'm not.
Oh, dude.
I am not.
What are you doing?
I am not.
We told you what to do and you did not listen.
What are you doing?
What are you saying?
I love the fact, like, some of these cops that just never take
even 1% of shit. The moment that she starts being belligerent, it's like you've got a drunk
bitch just trying to walk away so she can drive off. Uh, yeah, no bitch. Nope.
I did not. I never once not listened.
Ever. I never not listened.
Nice one.
What are you doing?
You pulled away from us and tried to walk away after he told you you're not going to.
No, I said my attorney would step in.
It's not gonna work.
He's calling you after dude.
What a fucking legend.
He's going to after this.
Please stop calling her at him.
It's a cheat.
Put it in the car.
Put it in the car.
Damn.
Sorry about that.
Yeah, I'll do that if y'all want to know.
Man, fucking bitch.
Absolutely.
I have not done anything wrong.
I don't, in her opinion.
She was threatening me that she was going to embarrass me,
so I asked her to step outside.
I want to step outside.
She got louder and more aggressive.
Then she started hitting me, and then she...
I thought I was going to call the police.
and she got her car so I called up, called you guys that she was
not getting in her car, couldn't drive away.
Isn't it crazy how many of them are like this?
It's really nuts. Like whenever you really take a step back and think of how many of
them act this way? Oh my god. Isn't that scary? Jesus. Hysteria? Yeah, just total hysteria.
I love when you guys are on his side.
Uh-huh, yeah.
She's definitely drawing.
Spread your feet.
Do not make this one.
Spread your feet.
Spread your feet.
There's nothing to be afraid of.
It's just a big, big job.
Pardon me, because did you do this to him?
I didn't do it any longer.
No, because he didn't try to run away. It's just being normal.
Unfortunately, there were no cameras covering the area where the alleged assault had happened or any witnesses to question.
And unless the wife agreed to provide answers, officers would just be left with the husband's account to rely on.
Can you please call the police?
Oh no, I can't.
You say you can't, and you can't shoot a court.
Unfortunately, my camera angle, so it's on the other side of the facility, and it cuts off right at the end of the page about where that crime scene was.
is. Yeah. You guys are looking for footage from the gravel block back there. Okay, let me clarify what's going on.
Well, I'm happy to share it with you guys.
All right, well, questions to the slope, we're going to turn you.
Do you understand what I did? Do you understand what I did?
Do you understand what I did?
Please tell me what I did. Do you understand?
No, I don't understand them.
Have you these rights in mind so you understand what I've explained? Yes or no?
No. Because what did you do?
Do you know that DCF has him under investigation?
That has nothing to do with it!
Do you know that?
You're not going to work for me!
You're going to work for me!
He has a lot of money!
He's bribing the police!
Of course!
This is just...
That poor guy...
I mean, really,
it's just insane!
You're not...
She wants his money.
I don't know.
Please answer me.
Please, just answer me.
Move your foot.
Please.
Before I move the fridge.
I just wanna go home.
I don't wanna be with him.
I don't wanna be with him.
It's not a big deal.
I'm not.
I don't wanna be with him.
Please, I don't wanna be with him.
Help me, help me.
Well, he's not in the car.
Please, okay, I'll call him.
We're gonna get to that,
but I need you to listen to me, okay?
Okay.
So, I'm gonna read this again.
Jesus Christ, it is actual adult daycare.
This is shocking. How can a person be like this?
We have the right to remain silent.
Oh my God.
If you say you can, it will be used as your court.
You have the right to have an attorney with you
prior to, during, prior to your question.
And I'm asking for an attorney.
Uh-huh.
I'm asking for Joe.
Please.
Don't lie to me.
What's that sunshine bliss ah
you got the wine bottles in the purse driving around crashing at uh-huh yep
Boxed wine in her purse in the car. Of course.
Okay, if that's not enough for you, then that's not true.
If that's not enough for all of us, dude.
Like you said, we're trying to work through that, because we don't have little wings.
So, it's kind of what's been for our investigation as far as that.
Most of what we have right now is over there. So, we'll get through that. We'll figure it out.
The 38 year old female was charged with battery domestic violence resist officer without violence and battery on an officer
Damn, thanks. You'll love the video on screen click to watch now. God damn
38 wait she was 38 wait no way no way. Oh
my god
38 years old I
I
Really
God damn
How many years until swamp hag will she speed running
Yeah, this is this is impressive. I I don't even know what to say
City miles. Oh, you think so that must be it. Yeah, I mean I oh my fucking god
It's pretty bad and should charge her with endangerment of an animal well apparently I guess she wasn't drunk if they weren't able to breathalyzer her I don't know too much alcohol yeah my wife's a 38 she looks 18 compared to this yeah like what the fuck man and she's like I mean very clearly this is the kind of person that is you know I mean if you end up in a relationship with a person like this they will ruin your life and I don't know what you're doing.
and make everything that's good, bad.
They will turn every average day into a bad day.
They'll just cause problems with everything.
Yeah, she got reverse plastic surgery, I guess so.
It's nuts.
And gotta watch another one since you took a day off.
Why don't you shut the fuck up?
How about that?
And pure toxic, yeah, these people will literally
ruin your fucking life, man.
Somebody said combat operations resumed in Iran.
I don't know if that's really true.
I guess we'll double check and see what this is,
but let me see Iran War.
Yeah, is that true?
Looks like no, we don't have any news about this,
unless it literally happened like this,
just like one minute ago or something like that.
So who knows?
And finish the fight, I agree with that, I do.
There's some explosions again.
I'll see, don't search Iran War, bro.
Well, usually the top results are nothing crazy, right?
I mean, that's it.
So yeah, I don't think that there's really a whole lot else.
And what is the Spanish women are so flat?
Spanish women have ugly nits.
Ha ha ha!
Okay, what a guy.
And anyway, I don't know if there's anything else
for me to look at here.
I'm not seeing anything about, what do you call it,
about the Iran war starting up again at all.
And is there more, oh wait,
There could be more information about this. Let me double check. Okay, here we go. Let
me see this here. And why did this not go through? Okay, there it is. The United States
carried out a defense operation on Bandar Abbas, Iran, an official told Fatih's network.
So this literally happened. More skirmishes as things will escalate again, change their
name to the Department of War. So it's a war operation. And you get defense strikes and
bomb them already. Yeah. So it looks like it's kind of hard to say what's going to happen,
I mean, we don't really know. Keyword is defense. I think that more of this will become evident in time, right?
And so we'll see. So it's Cuba next. Yeah, yeah, it's obvious. It's obviously Cuba next.
I mean, I think he's gonna get Cuba after he gets done getting Iran, but it seems like Iran is going to take a long time.
Or a little, not a long time, but just a little bit longer. And so that's really it.
Let me see if I can find it here. And
And what is this?
And have you reacted to Birdman cooking him for a fourth time?
Okay, all right, we're gonna have one person.
You're gonna get pulled up.
You're gonna get one person before I move on.
What was a good point that the Birdman made in the video?
I wanna hear you explain it really quick, okay?
I wanna hear you give me your two cents
on what the perspective he had that really helped me out.
is your first time is your first message. So what did he say? For this is your
point double seven. Yeah, I'm a play the bit. I'm gonna do this first up. You
found this burner. Yeah, we'll see. He made no good points. Yeah, I'm waiting to
see like I mean, so what did what did Birdman say that I didn't say I didn't
respond to because I'm actually curious about this. I'll be right back. I mean,
street fighter thing maybe you know he kind of he got me there he's better at
street fighter
There's better not be something stupid, there better not be a bunch of bullshits, you better
not just be talking shit for no reason, I'm going to be pissed off if there's nothing
he even said.
What the hell does that mean?
What the fuck does this, what does this even mean?
i i i i i don't like what are you talking about i mean on my god
i did it's so annoying man
all my god
and that we're seeing one of the low iq individuals yeah
i mean i'm just
let me let me see is there anything that he said that you want me
i think birdman is a hierarchy than all the shat combine
Okay, so then that's including you.
So basically, what did he say in the video
that you think I need to respond to?
What did he say in the video?
What is it?
Call him changing consumer habits, is that right?
Because I feel like I'm asking a pretty simple question,
right?
I'm just exercising my free speech you don't have free speech here you're about to get banned
Yeah, you're you're literally about to get banned, but no no no go ahead you can do what you want to do it's okay. I
Was just wondering if there was anything that you had to say at all
It's just embarrassing
really? I'm gonna give him one more one more time one more time to post it's
just sad for me to see that so many of these people never have anything to say
it's always some fucking random-ass comment that doesn't even make sense it's
per usual no argument at all yeah I mean like it's I might be real guys it's
It's actually really disappointing for me to deal with this, because like, I'm thinking
out responses in my head, right?
And then they just say, I'm using my freedom of speech, it's like, wait, what?
I thought you weren't unhappy, I thought there was something you were going to say.
But there's never anything these people ever say that has any substance at all, it's just
stupid.
And it's so annoying.
it makes me so i am crashing out
i'm not good at like it it's it's guys driven on a motion it's so annoying
birdman definitely has a higher IQ than unfortunately they're both below eighty
yeah i guess so and by the way gets no freedom of speech right
and uh... all my fucking god
let me scroll and look down here and uh... and find this what is this divine
one escape is that henry cattle i don't think that's henry cattle
and it's like people always like taking a photo by the way
So with a lot of people, like, yeah, obviously you can make anybody look ugly or look stupid.
That doesn't mean that's the way they always look.
Look at their nose.
It doesn't even look like him.
And it's just stupid as hell.
And anyway, let me see if I can find any more of this.
Jill Biden says she thought Joe was having a stroke during the 2024 debate.
Yeah, well, I think most people thought that, actually.
And I'll see if I can find any more of this that are worth looking at.
Anyway, so I did say I would try this game out and we are going to do it
So a game came out obviously on my day off that I didn't even know about
007 first light now
I want to tell you guys that my expectation of this game was that it was not going to be that good of a game
I actually expect it to be a bad game an industry plant
It seemed like it got way too much attention from way too many industry places and it made me unsettled
I didn't like it. I didn't I felt like there's something that there's something that felt off about it to me
So I have to like preface that by saying it
But I will say that I have heard nothing but good things about this game
And usually when a game comes out that's problematic or bad
You'll already see within the first 24 hours of the game being released 10 different clips of something being stupid. I
Haven't seen a single one
So there's a chance that this game could actually just be good
I don't know we're gonna find out
Game honestly seems decent you not finished your resume before well this game literally came out today, so I figured I'd do it this time
I gotta get I gotta actually
I'll try it out
Resident 4 and I'll put it in the title if I'm gonna play it because I know people want to know
What's this?
101.
Delphi.
Glacier.
In video.
Mancamp playing this playable offline, playing online, I'm assuming they have like little messages and stuff like that.
It's an Amazon game. I thought they cancel all their stuff.
I actually kind of surprised.
Help and Alpalupsy warning. Okay.
Sure. Got it. Next.
Yeah, don't spaz out playing the game. I get it.
Oh!
Nope
There it is
First slide
Let's try it out see what goes
All right, here we go. And let me see what happens first like press F to play
Okay, text language is gonna be English menu narration
Flashbang toggles auto-complete. Oh fuck. Look time resolution. Okay. This should be fine. I'm not gonna worry about it
I can I can tape it tabbing it out, right? Yeah, it should be fine. Okay, good transfer function
I don't know how that works master volume. I'll change that in game. Okay, that should be fine
All right, all this should be totally fucking good like I'm yeah play max settings
Feel like settings are good, right graphics display mode
Yeah, all this is fine. Okay next on
No, no, oops. Okay continue
All right
All right, continue again.
Privacy, okay, this is for the Bitcoin farmer.
Now what?
Is he going to immediately just put me in the game?
Get rewards.
All right, was this escape close?
Oh, oh, okay, earned the number.
Okay, start story.
All right, let me figure this out.
Alright, options, gameplay, okay, screen shake, strength, I'll change that later on, mouse and keyboard, I'm not going to worry about keybindings or anything like that, graphics, okay, this is all, okay, so everything is on an omega long dick, we'll turn motion blur off, and I don't know about these other ones, I can change them later on.
game at disabling this to make certain gameplay stars it's English okay I'm not
gonna worry about that okay good audio language okay all this should be fine
right yeah I mean okay all right gentlemen let's see what it's like let's
try it out motion board is so lame I'm not gonna do 4k film grain off oh oh
Oh, really? Do they have film grain? Let me see that. I don't want to have film grain on it. I think that's weird.
Film grain effects. Let's turn that off. Yeah, I like why would you even have that?
Okay. All right, gentlemen.
Brand new game. I don't know what to expect. I'm going to try it out. Let's do it.
Intended strategic with the health and resources.
Is it like so should I play the harder difficulty is the harder difficulty actually hard or is it
Just play it
Faster deaths take the middle one. It's actually so much fun
I mean I can just change it later on right so I'll start it on hard and if it's really annoying I'll change it
It's annoying difficulty. Is it really?
Here what I'll do I'll just I'll do it on normal and if it if it's like super easy, I'll just turn it up
That's mainly a story game anyway, right and I'm assuming it's isn't like Sekiro
Oh.
Oh.
Is this game unrealistic now?
Does it have a military anymore?
That's why it's fancy to wake up cool.
Let's go to another room.
Yeah, we got rid of them.
We're waiting for the satellite picked up and unusually heat-stained through a couple of clicks off-coast.
Two hours ago. That's all I've got.
We'll sort of retrieve what we're talking about.
Let's close the fight.
They gotta find something special.
Damn!
Oh
Oh
So they're all dead.
Are they getting washed up on the beach?
Just like the beginning of every anime game.
It's like a cute anime girl rescues you from the lake.
You're the chosen one.
You're meant for greatness.
You're finally awake, yes.
Is this my guy?
This could be me.
I think that's him, right?
Wake up! Wake up!
doesn't he need like water or something or not what the opposite air www w w w
w
What do I have to do to get W again?
Damn, damn!
Shit. Everybody else is dead.
Yeah, that is...
Oh shit, it's me out in the game.
Oh, okay, okay. Alright, let's go.
Uh, that's the Yellow Ribbit, so I'm assuming, yeah, I'm supposed to go that way.
Oh!
I thought that was the shark.
It's like the start of New World.
Amazon just can't let it go.
Uh-oh.
Yeah, yeah.
Shoot him! Shoot him! Quick! Get his loot!
Who is this guy? Who's this guy? Was pressing after all he needed there?
Oh yeah, how else was I gonna get my radio, bro?
Okay, let's loot him.
Are you good?
Uh...
Tap C to dash to cover.
But they didn't see me?
Have they not seen me?
Oh, it's right there!
I feel like I should assassinate him, right?
I'm not gonna do anything. I'm gonna let them fight. I'm gonna let them drop me with them.
That's what we're gonna do.
I think the one on the right, and the rest of the people on the right.
Yes.
Probably the one on the left, and the one on the right.
Really just in the last few minutes, you'll be coming back to me.
Move on, bro.
I feel like it wants me to go this way, right?
I think I'll go this way.
You can see I'm supposed to go here because it is gonna be like a cinematic where I or it zooms in and I go in between
Yep
Press control the crowd
oh it's a corn rings and fellowship of the ring with the ring rates if these are
disguised as guns okay so I put the buck to the grass right
Ok, I've got a horse missing to the grass.
Crouch and tall grass to stay hidden.
FF! FF! FF! FF! FF!
I did it with a straw knife.
Off that rock!
Okay, we're good. We're good. That was scary. Are they blind? No, they're just retarded.
Okay, let's go.
Come on.
Oh, wait.
Everybody's fucking dead.
Yay.
Old girl.
Not left.
That's like the CIA, right?
Okay, let's go this one.
I think we've been doing pretty well so far at least.
I'm going to find the land ground.
Oh, I go up here.
I go up here.
I see.
I see.
Okay.
Ooh.
Ooh, we gotta be careful.
Go.
Why would you not look up?
How do you not see this guy?
They're so stupid.
Oh my god.
These guys are fucking morons.
Okay, go underneath this.
Wait, can I not...
Well, I press C, I can't crouch?
Is that learning crouch?
I hit the wrong button.
There's a control. This control is not C.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I hit the wrong button again.
Just take me in here.
here. Tell me what you see. It looks like the hostiles are heading back to the camp.
Tell them. I might avoid everything. They're an international group, speaking English,
but with accents, capable and well organized. Ex-military, firearms are unfamiliar, I guess.
Uh-oh. Special issue. That's good. Keep your eyes peeled. Tell me, why is there
my sips getting involved here? Why the fuck would they tell you that? Richard, your
Yeah, you think they would tell you that?
Who's running the retrieval mission then?
What are all these guys alive?
How can I help if I don't know what's going on?
By telling exactly what I tell you.
Yes, Mom.
Uh-huh.
You can tell you yes, Mom.
What the fuck?
Oh shit. Oh shit. Here we go.
Oh man. Oh it makes seven or eight more seconds.
I thought the bomb was only inappropriate against the odds.
What?
I don't know if I'm going the right way, I'm gonna go this way, I think it's the right way.
So far the movement and everything has been good.
Like, I'm assuming that the most annoying path is the path I'm supposed to take.
It's just a goat.
What?
Any cold.
It's just a goat.
Then nothing.
Right.
Mm-hmm.
I'm going to do it by a dragon, and it's on mission three.
Uh, drop down.
Okay.
Okay.
Name?
Name?
Name?
Name?
Name?
Name?
Name?
Name?
Name?
Name?
Name?
And they're deaf they didn't even hear that
WC the gas to cover
Wait, they sound Russian
Oh
What I'm glad I'm ears Dimitri's
Egor's
typical sterilization. What's the worry about?
Oh no.
Yuri, yep.
That's what I say. But it's not how it is used to not in the cold.
Yes.
Okay, let me go.
I know.
I'm going to set the bomb off. I want to set it off.
I can't.
Okay.
Alright, go this way.
I'm on to Diego, not Russia, fucking idiot, I'm on to Negro.
What the fuck is that?
It sounds like it's in Spain or something.
There's a window here I can get through.
I'll kill you.
Good news.
I'll kill you.
Speak of sin.
There's a few of us.
It is. It's Montenegro.
Good job.
Speak of the second.
Yeah, I accept your second.
Damn.
He bade it, huh?
Hmm, there's cash people too.
What is it?
of ashes one of ours so I blows up if you do it the wrong way smart I don't
know why I feel like I know because like you know all the guys are here he's
been shot I think he's dead he's dead foster one of yours senior engineer keep
going oh oh oh a gun mm I found one of their guns what kind it's a TXK biome
Serial's gone discontinued. Also, it's biometrically locked. What brilliant? Oh
So I can't use it because I'm not that guy
Okay, we're up somebody need to check
How does she know
Because the odds are this is a secret research facility. They're trying to ambush
I'm gonna try and open the door now.
I actually thought I was about to die doing that.
Like I was like okay I'm just gonna go in there and see what happens.
Okay what about this?
Light inscription.
Oh!
As Popovich.
Damn.
Okay.
Keep looking.
Okay.
Convice.
Military grade layered encryption.
Hard to come by.
Damn.
Patch.
Red and white checkers.
In this context?
Uh-huh.
Could reference Croatia?
Uh-huh.
It's all written up here.
That's just a site explosives protocol from the MI6 Hamburg.
What the fuck?
I want to use this rocket launcher serial 394 KLB 211 the launchers part of
a US ship and stolen in our J's nine years ago I was fast keep digging not
done so she knew about this shit
Oh, they can't drive in a game?
Uh-oh.
What?
Okay, I gotta help them.
I'm gonna help these nice gentlemen up.
Wait.
No, I just picked up a Pokemon card.
Come on.
What is that?
What are they doing?
Uh-oh.
$9 million
Ball pings
Heading in now. I'm serious bond. You haven't signed the official secrets act
I need to hear you say that you accept and acknowledge its ramifications. I accept and acknowledge
Well, if you walk in there, it's just Jeffrey Epstein standing there.
He's just there.
So what's up?
Right?
I know.
Yep.
Yeah, it's Jeffrey Epstein in here.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Okay, alright.
Then bombs I should know of.
None you should know of.
No.
So, where are you on me?
I can't. You're still on a need-to-know basis.
Oh, thank you.
It's me, aliens. What? Me, aliens?
There is any over-emention at this encryption level.
I'll not discuss any specifics.
Oh, no.
Hang on.
Now, do you see the other jacket?
What's up, Fred?
Classified
What's that noise always radiation?
oscillating
Now it's gone. Oh
I gotta go in through here
I'm looking at the thing now
What the fuck is this?
Uh, on roll computer, besides a shoebox, proper glideries expended in some shuckles or no plumbing.
Yeah?
What's going on?
Down.
Have a look around the tent for it.
Got it.
Okay.
Found the ship.
Um...
What is it?
I don't feel...
Just keep looking.
I found it, I found it.
Found it.
watch box
is that it? it's not? okay let me look maybe it's over
I'm not sure it's completely sealed
oh it's sealed
come on someone's coming they're wearing hazmat suits
should I worry? give me a sec
we got what we came for let's get the hell out of here
We get on the sub in three weeks, try to go into Brazil.
Works for me.
The others are preparing to find a cleaner now.
Never been to Brazil? First time.
What's it like?
It's just...
Oh, did you mention the South Astrosion before?
Yeah.
I need you to do exactly as I say.
Do you see the red dot?
Head for it, right now.
What?
You need an episode.
I'm doing it.
I've been exposed to a male agent.
Oh, it's like the Discombobulator.
Uh oh
That was
A green box with a bright
I'm probably tucked away somewhere.
Am I found it?
Where is it?
Where is it?
Where is it?
Where is it?
I'm gonna find it.
Where is it?
What?
Come on.
Here we go.
Which one?
What?
This is two of them.
The orange one.
Do not use the other one.
He's vulnerable. He's vulnerable.
Yes! There's nothing.
I just... I didn't think that would be an option. Like, I...
Am I dead now?
I'm gonna go for it now.
God.
Bond, you okay?
I might be pushing it.
What next?
Have a little rest and then get somewhere safe.
You've done great.
We'll have an extraction team pick you up in about an hour.
I'm gonna go for it.
They still have that thing you're after and they're about to leave.
Mm-hmm yes, and we'll let them thanks to you. You've been able to deduce exactly who the buyer is where they'll be meeting and at what time
We'll intercept in a controlled environment with no risk to the asset. Just get out of the camp
Why you have to have fun?
I don't fancy his chances
I'll follow see what I can do. You're in no safe. They'll spot you and kill you. Do it anyway
Do it anyone you that guy
You're fucking James Bond, let's go let's do this shit
Okay, well anyway, um
I can't want them all right
The blast zone
I can't get it
I can't get what I thought I got you
Which one's first?
Uh, so let's go G9.
I think I will go around this way.
Hold fire.
Yeah, you're gonna let a woman tell you what to do, brother. Uh-uh.
Okay, no time to hesitate.
Those people need my help. Let's go.
Contain a G9.
That's where I'll find the captains.
Shit!
Shit.
Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, what?
Wait.
Why aren't they, why aren't they used guns?
Give me my gun!
Shit!
Shit!
Are you kidding me?
Are you fucking- I should have known that, man.
Okay.
Wait, what?
It's only G9. That's where I'll find the captives.
Wait.
Wait.
Huh? I'm so confused.
There you are.
Oh, thank God.
My damn editorial? No, I didn't die.
Hey, I had to restart.
We've done a bunch of time and we need to get you out of here.
That's all.
What's the plan?
Can't we just sit tight and wait for the others to deal with the hostiles?
Mm-hmm.
I'm all you've got.
One guy
Get a grip of yeah, shut up bitch about the others
We can't leave without them others in B4 other side of the camp. Mm-hmm. This business in two groups
They were really rough. I hope they're okay
And before what you need to stay public freedom and run east on my signal. What kind of signal?
You know when you see it
Godspeed
Three of the captors in container B4.
Okay, do I want to go this one?
And I should like assassinate this guy, right?
I'm just gonna make an assassinate him.
X!
Damn!
What a loser. Okay, so how do I wait wait a minute I do that for nothing? Wait I did
it for nothing. I wasn't able to do- oh what the- oh. Alright, container B4. Where are you?
I don't want you here, sir.
How do you do, sir?
Just what I need.
Oh, fuck.
You said she was a sack of her poor piece of shit.
I don't think...
That's romantic.
They're all the way around us.
I don't know if I...
I don't want to have you.
Control?
Do you want to see me?
No!
What are you doing?
I'm not doing anything!
Just stop it!
Now! I don't know how to play this thing!
Shit! Help me get out of this stuff! I'm gonna do it!
Oh, no, I can't do it.
Oh, these retards! They're so stupid! Look how dumb they are!
Okay, um...
Is that a good guy or a bad guy?
That's a bad guy.
Okay.
Over here, over here.
Shut up!
I'll go around this one.
What's this?
I'm not from the right to see.
Hey!
Let's be quiet.
It's gotta be, it's gotta be underneath.
It has to be underneath, right?
Oh, I got on the other side.
Um, maybe I go up here?
Oh yeah yeah I come in from the ladder.
Wait what?
How the hell do I get in there then?
They're facing away.
wait how do I even get where the fuck is the door
give me a minute I'm thinking about what to do this is yellow so maybe I have to
go here? What the hell do I go? Window? Where do I go? What do I do? Wait, can I go in
the window can I do that okay we got listen I really freed your friend I
just don't see things the hostiles are planning to blow up the cabin oh god oh
god oh god the comment that it was in charge of the destination still these
This guy's mean business. We need to go. Wait for my signal and run east.
What's the signal? Any ideas?
If you talk all the central last, we'll all hear it. It's barely standing in this store.
Snap one of the wires and I bet that'll be enough.
Here, the detonator. You better take it.
Alright, I'm gonna set off right now.
When it goes, you run east.
I'm gonna try to set up the detonator right now guys. What do you think?
Okay, you'll
Yes, okay
I should stop for some reason.
Damn!
Get off, get off, run, run, run, go, run, run!
Okay, we're going, vault up.
Go on, do this.
Yes!
I didn't know I could walk through windows.
Oh
Wait, did I mess up
I'm not dead am I
What are you doing?
Come on.
Let's go.
What the fuck?
You keep moving.
Come on, damn!
Watch out!
What the- what the-
Wait, why?
Shit!
What the-
Yeah, man!
Alright!
Alright.
No way I'm about to drop it!
No way!
What?
Yeah, why everybody okay, okay, okay, dude, yeah, that's perfect, okay, yeah, there it
He's that guy. You're right. He's that guy, so it's okay.
So, that's what that cyber truck will do?
Jump. Jump, you'll be fine, guys.
Stop! I've got the dead nature!
I'll catch fire!
What is this now?
You're gonna blow us up?
Yeah, I'm thinking about it.
And destroy the assets.
And my six would never.
Not none of my six.
Hit it!
I just did it. I hit it. Yeah, fuck him
That was good
And I thought of the music they'd play
Promise you'll never
you
you
you
you
you
You're healing fast, but it was you
Anyhow, they're going upstairs all the way to the big brass. It's quite the story you made
Yeah, or they're big and disappear so I'm in trouble. Did I say that? Mm-hmm. I wouldn't have that's confidential
This sounds like I'm in trouble. That's like I fucked up big time
What's this?
If I just blew up, did not blow up there like expensive computer?
Is this about me hanging up on human Iceland?
I have no idea what you're talking about
All right, that's how you want it
Pleased to meet you on James and you are
Infuriating you secretive
What a bitch
Oh, the top. Oh, bro, we on the top four. The ninth four.
Moneypenny, can I grab you for a second?
I'll be right down.
Moneypenny?
Sorry, your name is Moneypenny. Does that come with a first name too?
Now let's not get carried away, James.
Well, at least you know our meeting.
You're here to see M.
M. Right.
You're really enjoying this, aren't you?
And you're not?
Not particularly, no.
Uh-oh.
Hello?
Miss Ponsonby, James Bond here to see Anne.
Thank you, Moneypenny.
Take a seat.
Anne will be ready shortly.
Okay, I'll have to sit in the chair.
Was this like its waiting room simulator, really?
Who's him?
No, I didn't get any meeting details for today.
This M character is using prosecution somehow.
She and no.
Disciplinary board?
She handles some of that too, yes.
Uh-oh.
uh why am i here i wonder if you know why i've been called here everything you need to know will
be explained to you shortly uh oh just tell me just tell me bitch nothing you can share on that
computer of yours yeah no i'm afraid not i do enjoy a quiet office perhaps we can limit the small
talk I'm sure M will be with you shortly why is every game not like this
course I don't need an exposition but yeah just tell me we don't need small
talk let's just go let's go next let's do it
Take a seat.
I like this.
So, Iceland.
Uh-huh.
Air crewmen in training,
accidentally stumbling upon an MI6 operation of the utmost importance,
initially willing to assist, but then you hang up on us.
Go against direct orders,
Ultimately blow up the invaluable asset. We were there to retrieve. What was the asset? I?
Wasn't aware. I was under my six command and I just
Trose not to take your advice
mom damn right yes
huh
Headstrong kicked out several
Conflicts thrill-seeking
several dissidents we just fuck up
Issues with authority
Mm-hmm. I believe it's more a case of authority having issues with me
Yeah, look, I know where this is going. You can spare me the velvet gloves. Do you mind telling me why I'm here?
I would like you to join his Majesty's Secret Service. I
Want to make you a spy. Why didn't you just didn't you just fuck up? I want you to join my training program
I have to warn you, it's unlikely you'll pass the tests. Should you make it, I have to inform you that agents have very short life expectancy.
Uh oh.
Normal social life is near impossible and if you do get caught, we will deny having ever heard of you.
Uh oh.
How does that sound?
What's the downside?
Good one.
Money is terrible.
Mm-hmm. When do I start?
No. Moneypen is waiting for you outside.
She'll run through the details.
Yeah, put him through. You're dismissed.
Yeah.
Damn.
Why they all have these green lamps?
Turns out this M characters now my boss they all have these in every every game
and every office they all have these same lamps bro they have these lamps for
30 years probably longer 40 years you're joining yeah makes the walk down a lot
less awkward you're in the program too just gotta signed I'll be the girl in
the chair quite excited about it I've been reading up on the double O's and I
think the program deserves a reboot sure so it's a new thing then well the other
recruits been at it six months so you have some catching up to do oh shit I
wish you had a lamp actually have one of those lamps
well I'm better get you up to speed as I said basic training and initial
Elimination rounds already completed only six recruits qualified for advanced training
Now all of them have excelled
Final exams are in six months and you'll have to ace all of them to qualify for field duty
Oh, that's assuming the green may let's you stay on for a long I gotta do all I gotta do homework
Training instructor missions above people in orders above principal sort of guy
Judging from your profile. Just came good. It's been good so far. Yeah
Anyway, I'm sending you to the MI6 training facility in Malta, while you'll be joining
the other recruits.
My flight's waiting for you, you've got to get a move on.
Break your leg, James.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh, we'll see this.
John Greenway.
Yes.
Balden.
You're late.
yes bald and you're late so he's the guy he's training me now what
Oh, I couldn't go around.
Oh, that's a nice dam.
That's a nice place.
That's the training facility.
See that?
How about that?
How about that?
Here's the sightseeing.
Uh-huh.
You shouldn't be here at all.
As soon as you realize that, the better for both of us.
Yeah, he doesn't like me.
Got it.
Wait, why?
What'd I do?
About me being here, you're not to take that up with them.
All right.
what I do about me being here you'll have to take that up with them already
tried she insists we give you a chance I'll take it yes until you get bored or
the works too hard I read your file so do this you need skill discipline is
racist yeah could be a dedication it's probably done luck will only get you so
We've got that covered.
Uh-huh sir.
Does this take place on like current day?
I like what you've done with the place.
Adaptive reuse without compromising the historical heritage.
We live up to or surpass all requirements for an intelligent service.
That's why I'm here.
S.A.S. is here. You really have a nag for stating the obvious.
I'm surprised. I didn't know they're trained in Malta.
I expect the list of things you don't know is quite extensive.
This guy really doesn't like me. He does not like me at all.
Come on. This way.
What about like my bag should I just okay I guess not I'm gonna just leave it in
the car I feel like I should have taken the bag
meet our new star and crewman bomb so capable he could skip basic training
He'll now demonstrate his superior close combat skills.
Okay.
Monroe.
Will you do the honors?
No, too.
Sir.
So I gotta fight this guy?
Okay.
Show me where you go.
Alright, let's see how this works.
I'm gonna beat this shit out of you.
Damn.
What?
What?
No, I didn't tell me to do anything else.
I just, I just told you.
Shit, I'm getting my ass speed.
So, perhaps some basic training might still be needed.
Cressida, Monroe, start the class.
I tasked you with bringing him up to speed.
But, sir.
He gets two weeks to pass basics.
We still have to study for social engineering.
Well, consider it a challenge, Cressida.
You like those you know what I'll up this so he just hates everybody if he fails
I take two credits from both of you
Yeah, he hates everybody
You know I
Do you love a challenge?
Respectfully, sir. This thing would be wasting our time. Uh-oh
Oh, this time I'll lose her.
She's hot. Yeah. Most importantly.
Uh-oh, this is like Henry from King and Tom.
I can see why you say that.
Wow.
So everybody hates me, nobody likes me, they want me to fail, and it's a secret mission
and okay that's great this is this is really good so yesterday was fun
yeah like real life i don't know who the hell is playing famous for you obviously someone up high
but you won't get any from me better candidates would cut and as far as i'm concerned i should
It'd only be here if you burned it.
Oh, you and Greenway both.
Uh-huh.
Uh-oh.
What the f-
Ooh!
Boys.
Crescent is our top driver.
She'll take you through the drill.
I'm from the best, as they say.
You better learn fast.
Care to explain the car?
060BS, a classic.
Yeah.
real-life action to back in our days to the border strike yeah go on then get in
do a lap around and I let me get a filter her oh shit I guess right okay nice
beat limits here okay let's do I'll come along show you the course and give you a
few pointers all right let's do
don't crash
okay
Try not to hit things.
I didn't know it was going to happen.
Alright, let's go.
Slow down.
What?
Okay, it seems pretty easy to control.
Traction.
Damn, driving is just kind of weird.
Use an unbrake in sharp turns.
Let's better step on it.
Okay, got it.
This is simple
That's good
Talking shit again, okay, I got I got okay. I do this I do that is like part of so is that parkour
The long
Damn it. She was fast training montage. Yeah
I
Damn!
Damn!
Damn!
Damn!
Just kick them right in the head!
Hopefully I don't do any of that melee combat.
Wait, oh my, are you serious?
Oh my god!
It's like a, it's actually a training montage.
Okay, let's go!
Alright, uh...
What?
That's fucking easy.
Damn!
This is a joke!
Got a montage right now that's fucking playable? I'm glad.
Okay, let's do it!
Come on!
Damn! Damn!
Bop bop! Oh!
Retargets. Just look.
Something like that.
Oh, shit.
Oh, no, I gotta go fast.
I gotta do that, I gotta do that, I gotta do that, bang, well, I turn around.
Oh, that's a nice one.
That was decent.
What is it?
That was a...
Oops.
Did I do it?
I think I must have done it.
Ooh.
98.
99.
Alright, let's give up.
Oh, shit.
I
Nine nine
Yeah, we have to run and shoot. Okay. Let's go
Okay
Three guys
okay hold in a direction of throwing in
damn
got him
Everything he's got.
Everything he's got?
Is it close to it?
What a shit talker.
All right.
Wait, why?
Oh.
Okay.
Why not shoot him in the head?
shoot enemy hands to disarm okay what would I ever do that I would never do
that bro like we're never gonna do this I'm literally just gonna shoot my head
every time I don't even know what the hell they're trying to shoot them in the
legs like what is this fuck no if they're armored you will that's
different. No, I'd have to shoot him if I had more. Goddamn.
Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Press F to fake surrender.
I thought you knew I don't have to earn this I can just get by on blind luck right
Who needs luck when you've got the old boy network on your side the old boy
Please save me call it a day
He's gonna beat my ass
Damn, you give this ass to me!
Oh, wait!
I still gotta fight him?
Uh-oh!
Oh
Do I get to it
Oh, I hit him with a chair?
Damn.
Damn.
Oh, I know I was in the game. I know I was playing. Jesus.
Wait, can I throw that? Oh, I want to drop the edge.
These quick times bro. I'm not ready for
Just can't help yourself, can you?
I, for one, won't be sorry when you're gone.
Damn.
Sir, this is on me.
I decided to take this boring outside of the ring.
Things might have gotten slightly out of hand.
Don't take the blame for him, Monroe.
Honestly, sir, he's cleared his close combat requirements.
I'll just bring him when he's testing.
See what he's got.
That was out of line. I apologize I
Expected better for me this guy's just an asshole and then no if you want this mess
Clean it up
alone
What a hard ass
You passed basic training, congratulations.
That was a cool start.
I liked it.
There is also the matter of your performance review.
Bond is immature and reckless, guided by his gut feelings
and mistaken ideas of loyalty.
He's a bad influence on the other recruits
who inexplicably fall victim to his charm.
Uh-oh.
Greenway recommends that I cut you from the program.
Ooh.
Well, fuck him.
I'm not exactly surprised.
It's been a pleasure, Mom.
I want to show you something.
The graphics through the game were good.
I'd rather enjoy it myself.
What's down there?
You'll see, but first let me give you some context.
I've been heading MI6 for 14 months now.
Tell me, how many terror attacks have we had on British soil in that period?
As far as I know none.
Dead agent?
Blown covers?
I wouldn't know, mom.
Also,
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
How about the number of prevented or secretly resolved conflicts?
Countless.
Yeah.
This way.
So she's secretly solved all the problems?
Okay, that's good.
I need to check your clearance, sir.
He's with me, there's no need.
I'm up.
Never before have we had a success rate like now.
Uh-huh, how'd they do it?
Never before the precision, the safety, the intel quality and conflict resolution to such high standards.
She's gonna show us talent here.
Unprecedented and unrivaled by anyone else in the intelligence community.
This is what has to be a scotty talent here.
It can also be space wizards.
I'm gonna find out.
This is the reason for our success. Meet Thea.
What?
The world's first and only second generation quantum computer.
I thought those things were theoretical at best.
That's what we want you to think.
Synthesizes millions of data streams instantaneously to make statistical deductions on matters of national security
The system's all but wiped the floor with GCHQ
Since its activation we've saved lives thought it more attacks lost fewer people
That was there in Iceland in case you were wondering. Oh, you blew that up you every step of the way
And yet it was wrong
They gave you a less than one percent chance of success, you simply beat the odds.
I didn't realize those were actual odds.
Still, you proved an important point of mine.
You see, I strongly believe that there is still a need for such human flourishes as heart and intuition in modern spycraft.
In fact, that's the very reason I'm bringing back the double O's.
Oh, I heard you were cared for advanced training.
I am.
You did an impossible thing.
I would like you to do it again.
Uh oh.
What do I have to do if I can't?
Well then I don't have much use for you do I?
Now get the hell out of my Faraday cage.
Oh.
Come on.
I'll take you to QLab.
QLab?
Well done.
So what's in QLab?
Apart from Q, I wouldn't really know where to begin. You'll see.
Damn, this bitch is still...
Yeah.
Yeah, she's still holding...
I don't think that I'm hitting all of the marks.
How about this? I'm sure there'll be a surprise or two for you in there.
Hmm. A bit of the top house.
Can you just wait and see?
Mr. Q? Yeah.
Okay, let's find out.
Oh, that's a big gun.
I've got that.
Oh yeah, it was their target for like 40 bucks. Let's see. Oh
This is the thing from dr. Who so you can go in time and shit, right? I
Think
Feel like that's the way it is
I don't know if I'm supposed to like
I'm in my floor
Have you been down to the storage?
I don't know if I'm supposed to talk to anybody if I'm just walking around and waiting to see if I find a doll
Exploding car?
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
We'll get a subtle...
James Bond?
Oh.
Stand still.
I'm looking for someone called Q.
QA9.
Where did you find him?
Right, step through here, please.
Mm-hmm.
Now, look into these.
These
Now what out still eyes open they gotta measure my eyes
What was that?
It's your lenses. They need a little time to calibrate so you won't see anything just yet
Interesting right for me. I have something for you. Well, you just really print something on my eyes
Nice.
Maybe.
Who's one?
I already have a watch.
Oh, you do.
May I see it?
He's gonna smash him.
I knew it. I knew you were going to do some bullshit like that.
the difference. Wait. This one's maroon. That's navy, burgundy, winter grey.
I'm gonna do the one, I wanna do the one that's red. Let's do the red one.
Good choice. Cast the right side of Austin. Yeah, I feel like red is cool.
Give it a moment to calibrate. Switch on the Q-lens over there.
Alt-lens Q-lens? Okay. Oh, it's like a surveyor.
the watch to turn off the two lamps on the table in front of you okay uh three okay great work
it's pretty simple that's kind of cool second nature it has a horrible active range and a 360
channel to be honest we haven't tested it to its limit yet why don't you give it a try
hack objects in Q ooo ooo ooo
I like it
damnit
oops it must still be set to my profile
well done though
so I just blew it up
I'm gonna reset your watch to field mode
uh huh
if it runs out of power mid mission you can recharge it from whatever electrical devices are available such as the battery on the bench
yeah I'm never gonna use that again
use that again. Uh-oh. Oh, we gotta talk to the other girl. Hey. Hi. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
Uh-huh I'm in charge of tactical simulations. My department specializes in performance management and skill development
Once the system is operation wide very much like you'd have a go. I am not sure
Ever been one for nostalgia. You're intrigued. I want to try it again. Come and see me after training. I promise you won't be disappointed
Damn it's me says CCP spy
Guys! Come on!
Come on! What's this? Oh, I steal people's shit!
Okay, uh, let me go and talk to her.
You all sorted?
Mm-hmm.
Uh, exit to the mission.
Yes.
If you're ready to leave, I'll brief you on advanced training.
For peace!
Alright, let's do it.
Fool.
Your digs!
The car, bitch!
MI6 is setting you up in safe houses for the next six months.
You're with Creston Monroe.
No, I'm not going back to Malta. I show you this and you want to go back to bunk beds
Kills were a place like that
But yes, you'll be going back and forth between my six and Malta for advanced training
When in London, you'll just have to slum it in Bay's water
Is that like a shitty place?
Maybe smash anybody I just got here. Yeah, I smashed a guy through a roof
Oh
Stephen bright foreign secretary bright
I was just dropping off a few boxes for Cressida. I hope we'll meet again
Yeah, it's like a government guy
Hey, but welcome home. Hey guys. Oh
damn we left you the worst one end of the holes of the left
was this kind of cool oh look all this wait god damn it's a big-ass fucking
room holy shit or a house take all this oh my god what do you use this for
Hold on over here.
Is this- Oh, this is the bathtub.
Damn.
It's a nice place.
Okay, what about in here?
Yeah, this is a really nice place. God damn.
Oh, it says everybody's name.
I'm gonna go through all the stuff.
do you have something for me what if you go for me the key to your room
obviously the best rooms oh really I was just talking to her for no reason one
still free really yeah how many room makes decisions is a mystery to me the
keys on my desk why do you think this room is the best one facing east
releasing endorphins in the morning cold in the evening and what facing the
streets the bathroom is right next door of course the pipes and the
are facing this way, but that's a small concern compared to the upsides.
You really considered all that.
You wouldn't.
So I don't really like the color.
When did you get here?
About 40 minutes ago.
We have to unlock the dialogue options.
I have a feeling this is important.
Not a lot of time.
Room is already messing.
No, it sounded mess.
In 40 minutes, I'm impressed.
Shift it.
It's starting to sound like Monroe.
Okay, so maybe that, maybe I, maybe for me, my strategy should be I talk to women the least.
Like, I feel like that probably is, yeah, I think I should probably do that instead.
Seems like it's a better solution, you know? Okay, open.
Oh, it's my room!
Okay.
Damn.
Oh, Monroe. Are you hacking my laptop again?
Stop.
Oh, he's going to not look at that.
Well, he's only got one monitor?
Wait, you tell me, am I six, can't even afford two monitors?
Are you kidding?
Oh, wow.
Damn.
Fell off big time, huh?
Jesus.
Okay, let's look around.
A big bed though? Yeah.
Who's that?
Uh-oh.
What am I supposed to do?
Oh, what's this?
Monroe with her grandfather?
This grandfather, oh damn.
Q-Lens, hold Alt.
Wait, I want to turn this on, right?
Always do the unexpected.
You want to try it again? Take this card. Trust. Look at it for 10 seconds and try to memorize as much as possible.
Wait what?
Wait what?
Oh, okay. Sacker cards from Mottick.
Okay. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
time's up now tell me what the symbols were in the bottom corners bottom
corners uh the umbrella and crown and that's correct I don't have to do that
again do I I don't want to think I hate that I hate thinking any game that makes
me think I'm out suasion protocol well I don't want to trust and manipulation
mind games and digital tools see you're an avid reader Monroe not my mate you
can't tell yeah my thinking is like that's like working like never I'm
playing video games I want to be thinking but actually I never want to be
working and when I'm working I'm thinking I'm not working I don't want to be
thinking so basically I never want to be thinking home and a home need things
Really mean something that's pretty much what we're at
That's rich. This is a collector's piece very rare
Your paintings just a mass produced replica pretty no emotional impact
That's not a replica
And I got it when my granddad died every time I look at it
I remember the loving patience of the man my first date was to that movie
Damn what came after also had a couple of firsts God now. I really don't want it on my wall wall
Is that how it is?
No, no, no.
I'm not taking that bait.
Already 20x more gameplay than Mixtape?
You think so?
When we talk to her.
Hey.
Now you're here.
You can help us settle something.
I'll just get Monroe.
Hey, Monroe.
Mine coming to the kitchen.
Coming.
Bond, you'll be the judge.
What do you say?
This grotesque pastiche of hypermasculine tropes or this piece massively commanding
negative space with a quiet intensity. In other words, the cool picture or the boring one?
The poster. Sorry, Cress. I like the explosive and the controlled aesthetics.
I'm not gonna let a woman tell me, like, you don't want to. No, I'm not gonna simp out.
Like, this looks way cooler. Like, that's so stu- Nobody wants to look at that. It's retarded.
is she mad your father didn't care to tell me your dad's the foreign secretary
actually no people tend to act awkward around me when I do I much prefer to be
just Cressida oh there's nothing just about being Cressida nice one bond
working with you I'm sure yeah I'm thinking about being stupid about that
okay let's go let's go eat thank God I'm starving how does a decent Indian just
around the corner. Oh, bro. No. My barbecue or some shit. India. What the fuck even is
Indian food? India. What the? I've never had curry in my life.
go wait go always do the unexpected first wall of spy craft task is simple go in and
get the flag no lethal force is allowed unless the opponent has intent to kill this may not
be real guns but we still play by those rules is that understood on your first
precedent Monroe will be your radio stop this gap I never had a carry that
really
okay so let's go I don't know really if I'm supposed to do anything specific
Let me just fucking do whatever Ryan position
All right, let's do it. I got open this
Gate to open
That's fast
So I just go get the flag?
Good thinking, stay in the wall.
Stick to the playbook and they won't stand a chance.
Alright, let's do this.
I'm just gonna get the ass.
Left route, my choice exactly.
I hope this kind of thing isn't all we'll be doing during training.
that's it man, silent the fight
I'm about to see you buddy
let's get away
get some back out of here
if I gotta beat everybody up, I'll do that
if I have to like if I have to do that I would throw it
What's he doing?
Damn, rush him, I was going to.
Damn, so these guys just get the shit beat out of him?
Okay.
Watch it.
All right, let me look around okay, we're gonna go into here
I'm thinking about what to do
She's like no way
I got close.
I might just do this, I might just do this.
What?
He ain't see me, he ain't see me, he ain't see me.
What?
He saw me.
I'm gonna kill everybody.
I have to kill everybody.
It's alright.
Here.
There it is.
I punched him right in the dick.
I hit the wrong button.
up
up
up
up
up
up
I should just kill the civilians, right?
Oh it doesn't let me!
I can't kill civilians!
Oh come on!
what why I knew this game was whoa
Where's everybody else?
Where's the other guy?
He got me!
Wait, what?
He not dead?
Run, get cover!
You're still up, you're still in the way!
You're being played!
I feel like...
Should we have killed a bunch of people in a training exercise though?
Exercise though? Like I feel like that's not...
I mean was this worth it? I mean like we just killed a bunch of people
But I feel like that's kind of fucked up, right?
What am I supposed to do? Oh, I go up there
up there but how the hell do I get up there I'm so confused this is after go
to the top but that must not be it right
hmm how does this game work I don't just call look around I can't you can't
expect me to look around bro like what are you retarded? There's a ladder.
You can't expect me to do something like that.
Is this ice training simulator? No, it didn't let me shoot the civilians.
Establishing a baseline is the first thing they'll want to do. Answer truthfully, what's
your name? James Bond. How old are you? 26. That's our baseline.
Is this a real game? Yeah. He's 26. You don't like me, do you?
Uh, it's all truth.
No, I don't.
Well, this is awkward, but the line is flat, so he's telling the truth.
Damn.
Small initial waves just before shows that he's under some duress picking his answer.
Let's try again.
Do you think telling me you don't like me will affect my ability to judge you objectively?
No.
Yes.
I think you won't allow me to get on your skin.
Hanging phrasing like that falls no one.
Might as well call me incompetent to my face.
Damn.
If you miss your parents.
None of your business.
Which you would agree that being orphaned at a young age has left you rudderless and unable to finish anything.
Oh, he's getting personal.
God damn.
Just tell her.
No, you offended.
You think I've overstepped.
You do realize that the people who put you in that chair in real life, they won't play fair.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
dig in what are they good is that like chipotle books what based I can't believe
he made it out oh yes it was very fun we're waiting
damn damn already
These are PS2 graphics? You need to contact your doctor.
Ask how old she is
Try something harder
Ask about her privilege you agree that privilege like yours makes one lose touch with real damn
When my parents died or they left me with a cat in a moth eatin couch
Ask about being being landed quite true though is it?
Mm-hmm. What's land? Is that like a British thing?
Uh-huh. Women are good at lying? Oh, you think that's the reason why? Yeah, that makes sense.
Okay, absolutely. Ask about checking Monroe out.
She fancies you mate
Damn you use these gadgets in the field is important you understand how they work these phones
Do more than just make a course
Bond ransom, please pick up a phone and load up from the chemicals on the work
Can't wait
All right. I'm gonna pick up the phone
It's a dart phone
Wait what? I found what I need.
Sorry, Ronson. Nothing personal.
Damn.
disorientation the target's balance is affected making it impossible for them to
be standing in one place perfect for when you need someone out of your way
shit it's not possible correct given your current inability to listen to my guidance it is not
bond you're up you can't have me i don't know i need some air you can't try the target number
but you can learn to control you bond look at the gun and hit the target
okay sounds simple enough
tap E1 aiming
oh okay
skill or pure dumb luck
not so bad
that's my gun
oh that was here okay
that's cool
again
Think about how many people I killed doing this mission.
Like, just hundreds of dead bodies.
Just for training.
Zero? No.
I
Still beat me
Early day tomorrow catch the flag at daybreak. Let's say yes, I'm prepping for it now
Suggest you get some rest
Remember when Sundays were Sunday, yeah
uh-huh using paintballs oh really let me just take tomorrow off i wish i'm serious
but we go get the flag now have a well deserved rest tomorrow uh-oh that's actually not a bad idea
well you want to do this first was by craft three way composite new tracks
Damn.
Now I have to do it. Oh, it's like a simple mission.
They can just stand there all night.
Leave them to me, boys.
Hey, pieces in?
I don't even know when you're through.
Hey, guys.
What are you doing?
I'm trying to make him mad.
I
Go
Only just go around if you want to find the flag, okay, look around the sides range made up. Yeah
Okay, we're going to here. I didn't see how did you be the war in the night takes queen
If that's you better. I'm gonna stick this night somewhere. You won't like it
Damn, we just beat the shit out of them?
Oh, okay.
Okay, let's split up.
I'll go this way.
We need intel on the flight's location ASAP.
On it.
Keep in touch.
Okay.
I didn't expect that.
Okay, let's go.
Friendly fire, yeah.
what hey what are you doing oh hey listen Greenway's birthday is coming up
with I didn't know it was gonna happen just spreading the word okay go ahead
Cheers.
What?
Just punch him in the head!
Okay.
The backstab them? I thought that was all I was supposed to do.
sounds like you boys are enjoying on hinge behavior. Yeah. Okay, I feel like we should
go. Let's go to this guy. Yes.
go up to this one
I'm gonna sneak up on him
excuse me what
what what what
What?
All lined up.
What?
How do you...
I didn't know he was going to be able to do that.
Sotlia!
Okay.
This is the only way to get rid of this.
Borrow it.
Jesus.
Shit.
Fuck.
I didn't even know it could happen.
Okay, retry.
Oops.
Fucked up big time there.
Zero armor?
Yeah.
If I had a gun, it would have been fine.
I gotta get a gun
Okay, all right, we got we got just honestly guys
But we got to just be aggressive. We got to be aggressive. We gotta do what we need to do
All right
Oh fuck, there's three guys.
I was really good well that was super good
I
Can't I'm trying it
I
Don't know what I expected I
Didn't I didn't know what that I was doing
Now it will I mean to be fair like I had I had them on the ropes for a minute there though, didn't I?
Things are going really well
It's just it like after that they stopped going well
Okay, let me try and do it again
the back building received and understood me you're there
I'm trying to get this girl over
this is going really well
I think I don't know if I'm doing this the right way I'm just doing this
Just running around getting these guys.
Okay, let me loot all these.
It works in many different ways, yeah, I think so.
I have a really bad feeling about everything.
Are you sure you're in the right place?
SHIT!
You're in the right place!
Yeah!
Fuck.
Yes!
There is a nudge man down here!
Send him!
Well, if I walk, he...
Are you fighting?
I'm going to take full control.
I can't!
I can't!
This is what I'm talking about!
I can't!
I can't!
I can't!
I can't!
I can't. This is really bad. This is really...
Fuck, man! God damn it!
These guys are hard!
They better not start me all the way back in the beginning again.
I'm getting fucked.
You're fucking up. I know. I know I'm fucking up understand what the fuck they did.
I'm not sure what I'm talking about.
so now it's a throw
Yeah
Yeah
That's right. That's right. That's right. Okay, there we go.
You got it. Right here. Follow me. I've got a plan.
Okay.
Huh?
Huh?
Oh my god. Uh oh.
Fuck.
Damn.
One? Alright.
The fuck?
What's he doing?
Hm.
Um, wait. What the fuck?
Sit right I'm not go up to the top
Things just got sticky main your eggs. It's not really an option just now
Yeah
Shit I was actually supposed to go down here
Oh, I made it
I'm gonna get a bit close there, no worries man.
All the time in the wild town.
Of course, tougher opposition, tighter deadline, so be smart.
Oh shit.
Fastest win, get extra credits.
Shit!
Yes, what is it, Bond?
I
Always do the unexpected and what about it?
We followed it, sir
Well, we like that
Got the ass.
Grab your coat. We're going out.
Don't sell me. T and Q come to sandwiches.
You wish. Come on.
Uh-oh.
Well, I gotta go.
I can't believe I'm in the middle of a game.
It's to everything NOT am I saaace.
I can't believe I'm in the middle of a game.
I can't believe I'm in the middle of a game.
After your mission, nobody goes to gloves anymore?
Is that true?
That's a nice shirt he's got.
It's a great shirt.
I don't know if I'm supposed to do anything but find contact on the red bar.
Is this it?
I just honestly, I thought like the Matrix, like the lady in the red dress, it was like, there has to be it, right?
The epithelium oxypetalumony blossoms at night.
Yeah, I just, I just assumed, right?
Obviously, I mean, it is James Bond, right?
Sorry.
Boy, you're someone else.
Hey, how can you be so sure I'm not the one you want now?
You're in a smirk.
What the hell do you think you're doing?
Hey, excuse me.
Oi! I'm not finished with you!
Come on, come on, let's buy me a drink
Charming
Damn
Find the correct one? He's this guy?
Wait, really?
Clive Singletters?
Okay, um, go to the men's-
Uh, wait, where is that?
Usually, I mean, it's probably over here, right?
Uh...
I don't know if I'm going the right way or not.
This looks like a-
This looks like it's not a bathroom.
Okay.
Oh, I'm not supposed to be here.
I gotta turn around.
Okay, so where the fuck are the bathrooms?
There it is.
Uh-oh.
Uh, let me go and open up.
I don't know if it told me which one to go to, right?
Okay, that's obviously not it.
We see not it.
You've set up stacks, yeah?
How you should use?
Run so.
Found you.
X-Mars is spot.
I didn't pick it up.
My six has identified a leak from the trade ministry.
We've narrowed our suspects to three secretaries.
Rick Bolthorpe, Alice Weatherall, and Joshua Pike.
All at the club this very evening.
Your job is to identify the culprit.
Bun, you'll be giving up a vaccine thing to focus on Pike.
keep this place on you and get up close what happens you will enable sing
I'm fine as pikes for you good best of luck and
sing now Sam yeah I haven't had a laugh it's been like once every other day
let's do this
okay
I wasn't finished with ya everyone else out really hey sure you wouldn't rather go
hang in the bar uh-huh have to warn you I'm pretty good no one chats up my girlfriend
The modern principles
Uh, what does it say like, like, something like that right now?
Damn! Fight!
Watch.
Damn!
Damn!
Is that good for you?
Don't forget to flush.
Bit of a hurry for that.
Okay, um, so let me go over here.
Gosh, no. Get all done.
Now what?
Thanks for the ride.
What?
No, no, I just came to watch.
Listen guys, Pike's upstairs, but it's guest list only.
Okay, we got to be around.
I've got the Club Moon Prince, and there are some back stairs behind the bar.
How about the dance floor balcony?
That's an access point.
Okay.
Tabbed open the journal.
Okay, objective journal, see if there are any objectives, some objectives.
Okay.
Okay.
Get upstairs, Bob.
And Nash, you find a good vantage point for observations.
After you bond all right, um, well if it's the dance area
You have to climb up there
Not really sure
You're not going up without that stamp man, all right
I'm a stamp. I didn't know I needed one. If you're on the list
You can get it in the cloakroom if you're not you're out luck
Okay
I even got you on the lucky list. Free drinks in the upstairs lounge.
Of course I didn't.
Jones?
Jones! Escape Jones and you'll get the stamp.
Come on, everyone here. Music's great.
Oh, so can I just say, Jones then?
I thought you'd want to know is she single?
So what do you want to do?
I guess I'm I guess I said again I forgot what I'm supposed to do let me try it again
so if I tell him the name told you already your name's not down okay that didn't that
didn't happen right well all to sing oh what tell me cuz I just want to know I
I just wanted to know where to go.
Okay, um, where the fuck am I supposed to go?
Oh, maybe I'll go to here.
How much for two coats?
You're running a lot.
Upstairs lounge?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Jones. Yeah.
Name's Jones.
Okay, all right, we made it.
Yeah, gotcha, yeah.
There you go.
Enjoy yourself, mate.
Come on.
Supposed to be with this.
I wasn't trying.
You carry on.
You weren't what they're trying to look like for us.
Now we did this.
I don't know if it was
Let's go back over here wasn't that's crazy
All right now I can go upstairs right?
Yeah bitch!
Did I just see you walk right past those boats?
Yeah I just showed them my stamp
I uh, no? Okay. Um, we'll take time.
Alright, let's try this.
Well, how do we know who this is?
I don't even know.
Oh, okay.
I've gotta find a way to fool this guy.
Oh.
Is it this?
I see.
Back of stone.
Let's just send one staff down.
Even though we can't hold it very well.
Now we're getting somewhere to stay up close for data extraction.
Hmm?
Roses are asking for you, Josh.
Are you going in?
Yeah.
I'll just fetch the evidence.
Data's still coming in.
But I have been believed.
I identified our train ministry leak.
I'm getting photos of classified documents from Python.
Bond, stay up close.
Let's finish this.
I got all this fucker for a while, huh?
I beat his ass!
I beat his ass!
Play along.
Yeah, I'm obviously gonna keep talking to him.
Yeah, I just have to eat and fuck that.
Uh-oh.
Uh, let's see, what do I do?
Let me see, how do I, how do I get out there?
Um...
Oh, maybe I go around.
Maybe this has got it, no, that's not it?
Shit.
Oh, I can go from behind.
That's what it's gotta be.
Do I knock this guy out?
All right found a way in any state of play. I see him
Sitting in a booth chatting to a girl shouldn't be long now almost there, but that works
Guys idiot, huh? There's a fucking moron
Data extraction complete easiest
Celebrate I'm up here on the balcony on my way. Let's go
I
Go talk to the girl
Yeah, I feel like I don't know anybody that goes to clubs anymore
Listen, I just found something bikes meeting his contact tonight at the club and we need to wax
We can remember the whole network and how exactly would that play out?
Have they met before?
Monro, how about you intercept the meeting and pretend to be Pike? Bond, you make sure Pike doesn't show.
Any ideas?
Hmm, I best that we'll be to storm away somewhere. Lock him in. That ought to be possible up here.
Figure something out.
I'll be by the stairs to make sure Pike doesn't slip down.
Okay.
Uh, so, find a track location.
What was that?
I don't know, really?
Maybe it's over here?
Maybe I can go here?
Oh, I fucked up big time.
Okay.
Let's see.
I can't go in there, right?
Oh, now I can.
Okay, I didn't expect that,
because it didn't let me in before.
Find a trapped location.
What the fuck is that?
Oh, maybe this has gotta be it.
Okay, this will do nicely wait really oh wait oh it worked oh actually had it okay good make
pike follow him all right and let me go back
um which one was he fuck I forgot who he was shit okay um
Okay he's over there, got him.
Okay here we go.
Okay.
So, how do I get him back there if it's a restricted area?
Like, I'm just gonna walk back there and see what happens.
Just for a hit.
In here.
Off to you.
Wait, is this actually gonna work?
Okay.
What?
Damn.
Okay.
Damn, okay.
Damn.
Damn.
Okay, let's go talk to him.
Okay, let's go talk to him.
Meet me by the stairs. Let's regroup. Okay, let's go talk to him
So it's a handle yeah
Well done bond
Now we just even rode to scare the socks of us as she calls her boss change of plans
I just found a message. She's expecting someone to talk down
Okay, let's go talk to the girl, maybe she is, let me go around, that's you, obviously
Okay, open the door and where this bitch at oh, there she is
Okay, what you want good you showed and I was just about to leave you're late give a hell
Okay, we need her to call her handler
Uh-oh prices up leave I doubt that
In fact, you're so hot for what I've got we need to talk price
It just doubled why the little men like you always do that. You must know we won't play along
Reason that's not unreasonable. I'm the one risking everything
Double off with this never happened. Hmm. You're not kidding
can we just stick to the deal new deal or no deal damn I suggest you start
making calls who's this
oh
I'm gonna talk to the woman first could we not do this you prefer her to me please
I'm leaving uh okay I wasn't supposed to do that
Um
How about you put a leash on your girlfriend? Oh
I'm not talking listen you and me not a good idea damn why it's not don't believe the word he says
Or smooth but such a liar
Asshole, I'm done deals off
If you go the offer is up now or never oh
really give me a few minutes I need to make a phone call okay I don't know how
that like
impressively bad what took you so long things got complicated well done
recruits extraction in two minutes mark the location in your lenses
first we'll get extra credit it sure didn't take a while but I've always
You know those looks of yours that get us in trouble someday, I think you just suck so turn down the key rules.
You were nothing, but it actually takes a lot of practice.
I'll give you some pointers on one of these days, Bond.
Thanks, Kingsley.
Extraction, guys. Tick tock.
Watch it.
I'm gonna get this.
Uh-oh!
You're dead, mate!
Goddamn!
Damn!
Shit!
Punched the civilians? I tried to get as many of them as I could.
You're late.
I'd say it's still time for a plane.
Uh-huh.
Back in?
First round on me?
8am? 8 in the morning? Oh my god.
from the cold. 009 claims to hold the evidence of a conspiracy against the state and he intends
to hand it in in return for a full pardon on one condition. He will only talk to John
Greenway.
That should really be a sum for everyone.
Then where do we come in, Mum? The first time I checked, cutting deals of traitors was not
in our playbook. 009 is a master infiltrator. As resourceful as he is paranoid, thinking
two steps ahead is this man's idea of lazy to catch him we're gonna need eyes
everywhere consider this a field exam oh sure get your equipment and cover
stories from Q money penny will fill you in on the rest dismissed bond a word was
I a bad boy I think I was bound uh-oh Greenway wasn't happy with your
performance last night and he's reluctant to bring you along, just a heads up.
Right. Any advice?
Hmm. Doing what you told might be a good start.
Ponson B. Bond.
Damn.
So fucked up. Alright, I got to break.
Here's pretty decent. Like it's not really my kind of game, but I was a lot better than I thought it was honestly like I
expected the game to be kind of
You know
Just kind of like bad, but it actually played really well
It played way better than I thought it would
It's actually good. Yeah, like I'm gonna be real like I don't really like stealth and spy games
I don't I don't like it like it's just like I don't like sneaking around
I've never really liked those games, but like this game was all right and like the missions like I would say that
Probably the best thing about the game is like the the mission framing
I think that's like it's got very good pacing like you just keep going keep going keep going right and so that's it
Yeah, writing is pretty good. Yeah, it's better than what I thought. It's sort of one-timer. I don't know
I might play more this tomorrow. I might not I haven't really decided honestly like I'll probably decide tomorrow
You just beat that tutorial by the way, really? Is that it? Yeah, I don't know.
But I'll decide.
Probably have more fun playing it than playing Hitman with restrictions and bomb license?
I don't know really. Like, it's just to me, the kind of games that I like in general, I don't...
Any game where you have to like sneak around and like do a bunch of things, it's like it...
there's like a lot of thinking right and like i
i want to do a lot of thinking
which straight up i want to do a lot of things when i fucking display
right and not not worry about it turn my brain off
uh... i think that that's definitely like uh... you know me thing right it's not
the game that's not that's not a problem of the game which is the me thing
most people don't uh... likes the game sadly
well i don't know about most people have no idea like the game did pretty well on
steam charts that have like uh...
You know, 60,000, 70,000 people playing, right?
So where this game is, the special edition PS5 controller?
Well, the game's pretty good.
I mean, it's definitely a pretty good game.
I'm going to transition from combat resonance to this.
Yeah, yeah, definitely.
It's a lot different.
Getting to try it.
Yeah, I mean, like, so far, I mean, like, it definitely is better
than what I thought it was going to be.
New kick tweet about you.
Oh, is it really? Let me see.
Let me see if I pull something up.
Is this something interesting?
Games Asmon is bad at...
Why aren't they- Why aren't they use guns?
Why aren't they use guns?
Shit!
Shit! Are you kidding me?
Are you fucking- I should've known that, man.
It actually is crazy that like I just
The thing for me is that like okay. Yeah real fucking funny
The thing to me guys like I just fucking go and I just play I don't even think bro
I don't even think I just do it. I just fucking I just do it. I don't even think about anything
You're so bad at games. Well, I'm bad at games that I've never played before
for like so like for example I've never played a game like this at all I've
never played a hitman game I've never played a Splinter Cell game I've never
played a stealth game ever so like there's like an L like for example
whenever I played Resident Evil 4 like I immediately picked up on shit right I
immediately knew like okay this is X Y and Z right with this it's like you're
starting on ground one no not even yeah I never even played Assassin's Creed the
first Assassin's Creed game I ever played was Assassin's Creed shadows
So like
To me, I'm always like it's it like picking up new things is like hard for me to do
Their person's shoes is weird man, well, I don't know about that. I don't know if their person's shoes is weird
I'm saying in general right we play black flag remake. Yeah. Yeah, probably well. Why wouldn't I?
Yeah, I'll probably get into that play a little bit of that. We'll see what happens
Let me make sure I save
Does the game auto-save?
Yeah, this game obviously if I want to play more of it tomorrow.
Yeah, okay, good.
I didn't want to have a situation, right?
No gear solid three, maybe today.
We remember it like, oh my God.
What is this?
There's some dark room all day.
What is this?
Is this somebody somebody defending her son?
Covering her son for four hours straight.
It's a long time. Damn. Damn, that's a while
Was this
Very ugly ass Steven Miller what the fuck
I don't even know I don't even know
Play Terraria maybe right I don't even know what's about it
Did chat tell you it's on watching videos about you talking shit
No, I'll probably look at it tomorrow whenever he whenever the clips get posted
yeah like I probably look at it tomorrow and see what people are saying I don't
know what he's getting mad at me for like I mean I wasn't the one like I
wasn't the one that sent him a subpoena
he's transitioning November here we come Jesus Christ
Yeah, like I didn't send him to subpoena sad the plot market Texas Senate election winner
and passed them people this dude's a weird honestly like I don't know why anybody would
vote for James Tolerico he's a weirdo he honestly like that's really it to me like he's just
He's just weird, bro. Like the shit he said about like trans kids, like a virus being racism, like he's just weird.
Ken Paxton Frieda literal pedo. Yeah, but think about so you want to talk about Ken Paxton Frieda pedo?
Okay, let's assume that's true. How many pedos is James Talrico going to let into the country by allowing an open border?
How many how many is it probably give me more than one right?
So just think about this for three seconds
As many as possible. Yeah, exactly
So like again like you're not gonna try to get me on this fucking oh
But he did this one bad thing. Maybe he did maybe he killed somebody maybe maybe he did some other awful thing
Totally awful thing, but I don't really give a fuck. I don't vote for this weirdo fuck that
Yeah, look at this. Look at this weirdo.
Something that you love that's not family or friends. Yeah.
Um, I
love
I'm just saying this because it's on my mind the
Trans children who showed up yesterday at the state capitol to advocate for their humanity
They shouldn't have to but it was an inspiration to watch the weirdo, bro
Something that you love that's not family. Do you think I'm a vote for somebody like that? That's a fucking freak, bro
Yeah
Who's who does like of course fucking I'm not gonna vote for that like who would ever vote for that
It's just a pizza maybe yeah, it's weird vibes. Yeah, like I mean and I really mean it. It's just really that simple
It's just straight up weird vibes
It's just weird weird vibes
I don't know what the fuck this is.
What Democrats realize play acting is a straight white male, don't know what this is, I don't
actually know what this is.
I don't even know what this is.
Little brothers should have just said Freedom or America or every other part.
Should have said the Dallas Cowboys.
Never forget 1995.
Never forget, bro
You had so many options and you chose to pick the dumbest thing for really, yeah
Nobody anything else have been better just a weirdo bro like I
Get that people don't like that
You know Republicans say weird shit or whatever like mean things, but I just could not could not support that dude
I just couldn't do it
But I even say Jasmine Crockett would be better than him
Because at least she's more honest
He's just weird. Like it just it rubs me the wrong way, bro. It does. It runs me the wrong way. I
Go with Jasmine Crockett any day of the week
And that's
That's bad
Are there a Memdon even this fucker?
Yeah.
Is he gonna increase taxes despite Trump's tax cuts?
I don't know what happened.
Again, the maximum suit of victims I wouldn't testify.
It doesn't matter.
Like, nobody that you're, you're trying to have a conversation about politics with somebody
who doesn't care about what you think.
Like, there's no reason really for you to go and like try to explain to him your point
of view.
Like, you're not gonna go and get him to, like, think, like, nobody ever goes and thinks, like,
oh, well, I'm gonna go and change my mind on this. Like, just don't waste your time.
Like, you can explain your reasoning, sure, but, like, don't go anything farther than that.
You're just gonna make yourself mad. You're gonna play P.O.E.2 League on Friday?
Fuck yeah, I am. I'm gonna play the fuck out of that. I'm gonna play that all day, all night.
I might get that fucking staff with them fucking birds and shit. It's level 84 staff. That's a lot
That's a lot of grinding, but I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna start Necromancer.
I don't know how I'm gonna play.
I'm gonna look it up probably tomorrow and tonight
and make sure I have my build set to go.
Cause how was 007?
It was all right.
Like, I mean, I don't, as I said, like, I don't really,
I usually try to play games off-screen
and that way maybe it's like,
I will enjoy them in a different way.
But like, I'm not really a huge guy, right, for stealth games like that, it's not my style.
It's just not, it's just not my style.
Why is the only going 64 turn thing?
Maybe Harambe?
You're thinking about watching Hardcore Wild Deaths again?
Yeah, if somebody wants to link me a really good compilation, I'll go through that, why not?
Shit, yeah, that'd be funny.
I don't miss anything else.
There's an entire petting zoo in the backyard.
We're here at the coolant crib.
We got a new pet.
We got a new pet. It's an alfaca.
It gives us like 500 mats if we break it.
What? What are you doing?
What am I doing?
I'm getting a new, I got a new pet.
I ran out of content today, so I went to the pet store
got an alpaca. Jason, how about next time you run out of content and use your fucking brain and like come up with a good idea?
Nah. I mean bro, this is a genius idea. I mean who has a pet alpaca? Look.
She hung up.
Is that what she hung up?
This is going to be if it's for content.
I don't know, is a petting zoo bad?
Like, I mean, is it?
Hey, people in the area, that makes it...
Like, is this
like actually bad? Like, I don't...
I mean,
I don't know is this a big deal like he rented it?
I don't think it's a big deal right?
I mean like I don't, I mean she knows he's going to get bored with it fast and start
neglecting it.
It's a rental, yeah, concept of people getting exotted pets for novelty.
So now you can't rent a petting zoo because some people will, oh my god, the virtue signalling
on this is crazy.
It is like this is just oh my god bro, like he not hurting the animals, it's Christ, like
what the fuck.
Like I mean if he's hurting the animals or being aggressive with them or something but
Like you're in an alpaca for a day and we're gonna act like this is a big fucking deal like
What the fuck like really like why
Damn man, I just you know what I mean like
I'm sorry, he's not gonna put me in a situation that's gonna get me riled up, right?
No gaming today?
Why don't you shut the fuck up?
I played it for like two hours.
I should probably longer than that.
Claudamire was weird.
He knew that she would react that way.
Nah, you're right about that too.
It's just all this is just weird, bro.
You're right. Like calling her to make her mad about it is weird. Him doing it.
Her getting mad about it is where everything about this. Why?
Why is everybody on this website so fucking weird now, bro? Like,
I don't even, Jesus Christ. Like,
I really, I'm so tired. I'm so tired of like the,
this is the reason why I just don't want to have anything to do with it.
Like these people on this website are just like, I can't even say it.
I cannot even say it, but it's just so obnoxious, bro
So obnoxious we keep playing Resident Evil 4. Yeah, I'm not gonna play it tomorrow
I'm not gonna play it tomorrow, but
After PLE I'm gonna finish it. The reason why is like I don't want people to like
Think that I'm gonna keep after PLE I'm gonna play again
Just so I can knock it out in the block. That's one
that's the only reason nothing genuine it's all fake and gay I guess you
probably lied buying it but if he did it's just forcing a sanctuary to take
care of it until he does find a home wait yo what the well I just don't have
I'm gonna be real I don't want anything to do with this weird shit bro like it's
It's just, I can't get me the fuck out of here.
Like, really, like, what the fuck?
Like, who knows?
Yeah, like, it was weird as hell, man.
What the hell is wrong with them?
This website is so weird.
Like, it used to, Twitch used to be cool.
It was, it was cool, but like,
I do think like COVID made,
Can the new mega popular streamer save Twitch for his retardation?
I think that you've had a lot of guys like peanut come up, queso come up, he's been up.
You have guys like jinksy come up.
I think they're great.
And you know what makes them great is that they just play video games and they're funny.
That's it.
They don't try to be celebrities, they don't try to give takes on Palestine, they don't
try to push anything or do anything like you know they might make a comment like
oh I don't like this or you know this you know like it like I've seen cases
see oh this is AI slot like which is like everybody says that like number one
number two like it's not even a thing so like just got poorly treated by poor
every minister who's here though not me I never treated him poorly like I'm
whenever it was fun to dunk on them like I always thought that was cringy as fuck.
So yeah I mean I think that you got a lot of new guys coming up and I think that one thing
that they all have in common like this is one thing I think that a lot of new streamers every
IRL streamer has to do something weird or get in some drama on Twitch like I just I think that
people are just kind of like maybe this is like big picture and I don't know you guys can tell me
me the way you feel about I talk about this for like maybe a few minutes I'm a
fucking go I just check bro like Chipotle not the deletion Chipotle don't
deliver like I don't know why it doesn't deliver when we see maybe if I if I if I
put it on like what if I haven't like delivered like another house
No, it doesn't do that either.
Well, if I have a deliverer to...
Whoa.
This is the third day that I haven't been able to eat Chipotle.
If it goes five days, I'm probably gonna die from a withdrawal.
I'm gonna have to drive to the store.
I hate having to go to Chipotle, bro.
Like, oh my god, this is ruining my life.
They always get the portions wrong on DoorDash.
Who cares?
Who cares?
I just eat it anyway.
Is it Lord of Burger King?
No, I know what I'm gonna get.
Assistant assistant to bring me Chipotle like god damn. What's wrong with you? Fuck. No, I'm not gonna. That's so dumb
That's weird as hell
I don't want to do that
But yeah, anyway, so
So I'm scratching out over you again. What's he mad for?
But I said that
But of all the people to get mad at like he always get he always picks the dumbest fights. I
Didn't even say he should get arrested
Like why is he even mad at me of all the pig literally
Everybody else has been farming him. I haven't made a single post about him and like his investigation or anything like I
Don't why is he mad about me? Why is he mad at me?
Just lies about you, maybe.
Like I don't even understand like what was even upset about.
I'll look at it tomorrow and see what the reason is.
Who's watching an old video of you from 15 years ago?
It's probably a great video.
Yeah.
But, I'm just gonna review you now, you should have been the one who subpoenaed, maybe, but
like I don't know.
Yeah, like I think that I've been pretty fair towards this, like the funny thing is that
like I think that I was like one of the only people that was fair to him about the dog
thing and I was one of the only people that's been fair to him about the
subpoena thing like I've been the only person like I literally everybody else
has shit on him everybody else has fucking like gone and made a narrative
every single person I've been the only person that hasn't done that and like he
gets mad at me probably because I have a lot of viewers probably because a lot of
people watch me and so he sees that it gets him in his feelings and then he
has to go and talk about me. I don't know why. I don't like.
It's just so emotional. Maybe it's because I called him like if there's got to
talk about him being fat. I might have been the problem. You know what like no
in him that probably is that's probably like the real reason probably got him
upset but you can't be sitting over there he can't be sitting over there with
him and his fat ass friends sitting there talking shit about me telling me
about how I don't get my dick sucked and how I'm looking weird and then I say
say one or two things and they get upset.
Like, he's watching this.
What's he watching?
What is this?
I interviewed Asmongold's biggest fan.
Yeah.
All started covering this at the same time
from the position of that narrative
and getting millions of views from it.
This is not your home in Vader.
The Amber Heard trial, tens of thousands of views,
and then his YouTube videos were getting even more views
and he just grew and grew from there.
But eventually, I'll-
No, no, this is not accurate.
It should be way higher.
It should be way higher, like the,
because I have like three or four channels.
And we have fan channels too,
like mine should be like way higher.
Cause I'm only like number, what is this here?
Seven or six or something?
Like, yeah.
All of that incredibly toxic diatribe
leaked out of his community into the wilder space.
In 2024, he was banned from Twitch for a brief period.
For describing Palestinians as terrible people.
These people are not your allies.
They are not the same as us.
They come from an inferior culture that is horrible.
It kills people for their identity
and is directly antithetical to everything
Western values stand for and it is an inferior culture in all ways.
From there he did apologize somewhat saying, I said something about it, it was disgusting.
I think that I, yeah, it was something that was before we were wrong.
Who cares?
We're going to say by the way, I was talking about Hamas, really, obviously it's not all
Palestinians, but what I said about Hamas is totally fucking true.
Bunch of terrorists.
to watch and not think and just hang out so about a month after I do that tweets I put
out another tweet which is basically my thoughts on this guy on Twitter I'm
seeing him he's randomly trial meet me in real life yeah obviously random people
don't shout to me with extreme animosity and really was like I'm gonna own
this guy he gave me a list of five rules before we even like this woke
ideology, they also lose a lot of money. Like you can look at the video game, for example,
The Narrative, which is America Good and where the best. The thing that's made me most optimistic
working on this project was meeting Charlie A. Hurley, a 23-year-old who first started
watching Asmogold when he was 16 or 17. Amidst the flames, only we shall remain.
to like my own personal life, the idea of like becoming something more, like the idea that was implanted into my head.
Um, relationships with partners.
But it was hard to quit Asma Gold because Asman was good at wow, so he should be good at life.
At least that was Charley's logic at the time.
It's, I wish I could say complicated, but it was just out of like pure ignorance and just kind of like,
the unwillingness to just kind of change because you kind of invest in a person for so long you
want to believe that this is all part of the movement and you just like and since you have such
like a good opinion about him in your head like pretty much all that goodwill from like all those
other days like back then where he's been a prominent wild player you would pretty much carry
over that goodwill to like any sense of variety he does. But in 2023, Charlie's opinion on
Asmin really starts to change, specifically because of anti-woke content. He realized that it was just
kind of the same thing, over time political content creator. It's just honestly frustrating to me
how I was just like let on for a year. You want me to go back and so he got, he got one of my,
this guy get one of my viewers that tries to get me to play wow all the time
and like he like he's like okay I know what to do I'm gonna interview this guy
and get him to play well so yeah he just wants me to play wow and it just
amount to like absolutely nothing I just couldn't do it anymore these days he
sort of stopped watching asmogold as much Charlie still sees asmogold because
on Twitter he's unavoidable but now he sees a sadness in his former idol he
You moved away from this like most lovable hobby which was like war to war craft.
Y'all really, I'm gonna be real like you guys are, you guys try and like by you guys I don't
mean you guys, I mean like these guys like what they they try to like I was like profoundly
unhappy playing the game all the time and like my life really is better now that I don't
play it like I don't feel like I have any sort of obligation to do anything like
I just get to relax and do what I want to do and so I think there's a lot of
people out there like maybe I'll watch this maybe I'll watch or maybe it'll be
maybe it'll be a good video to look at and listen to what people's feedback is
and see what they say but the thing is you got to remind people is like this
guy like he he's structuring this video like this video doesn't be this is not
not a journalist, right? This is not an investigation. This is somebody that doesn't like me, that's
trying to frame it in a way that makes me look bad. That's really what I think somebody
like this is trying to do. So, you know, is Brad trying to try to set him rationalized
like people have their own thing? Yeah, I guess so. I mean, I don't even really know.
I remember I saw who he was like one time, but that was about it.
but now he's just like pretty much miserable with like Twitter now.
No Charley has stopped watching Asmogold.
He's found it difficult to get rid of all of his mannerisms entirely.
Asmogold was a major figure to Charley, someone he's still struggling to move past.
He's still been kind of my disease.
All that rind mentality as of recently became deeply diminished.
It begins to like pry open your like mental state.
just like nowhere to go except the hole you kind of dug for yourself. When it
comes to Charlie, he makes me feel hopeful. Why is it so like about the
future of of Asmogore viewers? Yeah. Because when we kind of look at what
these people are going through, a lot of them again feel kind of hopeless, but
Charlie was able to pull himself out of the sadness. He was able to see through
the veneer. He used it as this like kind of his like massive fucking specialty
Gimmick where it's like oh well, I may be a degenerate, but at least I'm an honest degenerate and that's all that matters
I could say the most like rancid
Disgusting thing on the internet, but hey like I'm being honest guys like and that's just what would you want me to do
Would you want me to just like I feel like the people that they criticize for that? I mean like I
Mean what you see is what you get right? I mean like do you want me to like just make things up?
Like what's the alternative that somebody like this would really be asking for?
Like do you want me to not be honest? Like do you want me to say what I don't think? Do you like...
I don't even understand. Like what is like what does this even really mean?
The most dangerous tool when it comes to like a a a coal figure. The problem with anti-woke content
is it's very addictive. It's a new enemy each day. It's finding something that you personally
despise to attack. And, you know, it's-
Stop trying to push all this weird shit on people. Like, you're gonna keep getting the
anti-wilt content. Like, you guys gotta remember a bit like, these people were making commercials
about transsexual
non-binary dolphins that are gay
in like a kid's show
nah bro, i'm gonna do my best to stomp this shit out
like this weird like fucking adding like putting trans shit in kids shows
uh... trying to add in
like fetishes into content that minors consume
trying to replace, you know, European myths with like black and other, you know, like, races of actors
to try to, like, invalidate European heritage and ownership of, you know, types of media and culture.
Like, nah, bro, like, that's not my thing.
Perfectly at for tomorrow.
What is this?
Created an entire powerpoint where he showed why Hassan is worse than Asma gold
Because Hassan had a horse growing up and asman was the goaded Chad who lived in squalor
These were benefits to him black drew giggled when I used the term POC
Yeah, but there are like POC's and in media. Sorry. Can you say that again? There are POC's and media
It's one of my viewers that's right
Just laugh at him like he a joke, bro.
You're exposing him? Yeah, people like this see the reason why, like,
never, never, uh, never get it twisted, right?
Is that the reason why these people are mad that
we make anti-woke content is because it works.
It's because we've made the environment for these people so uncomfortable
and so unforgiving and so hostile
and so toxic, that they don't feel like they have a place on the internet anymore.
And I'm saying I'm not even done.
I'm not even done. I'm like, I'm not even half done. I'm gonna do a way worse.
And again, the reason why is because they do the same thing to me.
They have no problem. Like, I have no problem with them coming and doing their own thing all
by themselves, right? They want to do their own thing, that's fine. But you want to come in and
enforce this language policing, you want to go in and enforce an ideology, you want to enforce
a mode of expression, you want to do all of this and not only that, but you want to be accepted
and appreciated for it, you're doing too much. You're doing way too much.
If you can't see through that veneer, if you can't see through the bullshit, then you're
just going to keep going into it more and more and more and even though I'm feeling
a bit under the weather, I still think it's important for us to see the sun one last time.
Everything sucks these days.
Our politics- Jesus Christ, this is so sad.
I'm definitely going to watch this tomorrow.
This is embarrassing.
just feeding us mindless nonsense.
Everybody hates the world is getting so goddamn expensive.
And it just seems like everything is going down.
And Asmogold is kind of like the prophet of all that.
He is the crazy screaming street preacher
who is like the world's ending
and everything is gonna go bad.
And you're like, yes, Asmogold, you're preaching to me.
I understand it.
Asmogold offers them a space online
around other like-minded individuals
who care about the same things they care about,
like video games.
Why is this supposed to be an analysis of being bad?
That seems completely fine, isn't that good?
And why video games suck these days?
This is why video games suck.
Outlook on it is if you have something in a game, you need to make sure that that is
good immediately.
The whole idea that players, you're not going to have somebody that wants to spend more than
10 minutes to have fun.
It's a sort of community.
Is that bad?
Like...
That they don't have in the real world, it's a space where they can feel more free and
more fresh and I feel Asmogold is preying on that.
These people are...
I'm preying.
What?
They're lonely and have nowhere else to turn to and Asmogold is offering them a space where
they can feel what they want to feel, that they can say whatever bad words that the communities
around them deem inappropriate.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Like, I don't like...
I don't want you to tell people in my community what they can and can't say, you're just a loser freak, why the fuck should they listen to you?
Why the fuck would I go and let somebody else tell me what I can say?
Why would I do that?
Why would I allow myself to be controlled by somebody who I don't respect at all?
Why would I even do that?
I spend like one more minute looking at this, but then I'm gonna save this because this is gonna be a great video tomorrow
This guy's just so obnoxious and annoying. I can't wait to talk about it
Want to feel like they're part of everything people don't have conversations as much anymore
No, because they don't want to and and nobody thinks about anything
I mean, that's the reason why you think you do what you don't that you go to people go to convenience
Over and over and over again instead of doing the more difficult thing and having real
Interactions with people as the gold isn't turning these people anti-social they already are but he's giving my life like what?
Who says my viewers are anti-social?
Why
Like
Yeah, like what
They have an outlet, a place where they can feel like they don't need to grow, they don't
need to change, they don't need to live outside their echo chamber.
They can just continue being who they are.
This is nothing that's unique to me.
This is just the way the content, this is the way internet content is.
This is stuff on the internet.
Yeah, this is like, this is the way every community, like Hassan's community is like
My community is like this destiny's communities like this the extent that he has a community his communities like this
Obviously people are going to like this is like going into a church or a mosque and saying damn
Like what's all the fucking Muslims doing here? Where's the Jews?
Where's the Christians y'all ain't got any atheists in here?
Why y'all know there's no Bible damn so this just seems like a big fucking echo chamber for Muslims, huh?
well
Just what I thought.
Like, yeah, no shit people go to places that they have a commonality with other people with, like, duh.
Like, this is like, what are you trying to reinvent the wheel?
This is one of the kids that can see your content. We're bordering Boomer character territory here.
So these are, this is my viewership.
Why is my female audience go up again?
Why is it seven bro?
No, bro like really
I'm gonna be real like they kind of call like this is that's seven percent as way
Wow that's way high so this is my visa my demographics right here that's it no I
was playing that game now yeah girls play that stupid shit and that's where
the problem lies.
He, he, he, he,
I'm a pro woman streamer.
I actually am like, I'm, I'm the only streamer.
I think the reason this is the reason my girls watch me is that I'm the only
streamer that treats women like people.
I don't treat them like an interest group.
I don't treat them like, uh, like that they're stupid, really.
Like I treat them the same as I would treat an adult, like another adult male.
and I think that a lot of women appreciate that.
There's some that don't.
You know, they wanna have the princess treatment,
but you're 36, so you can't have
the princess treatment anymore,
because you're too old and you're fat.
That's just the way it is.
That's the truth.
And there's other women, they will listen to me say that
and they will say, you know what?
He's right.
He's rude.
He's so mean.
He shouldn't say that.
But, yeah.
Yeah.
But, and like, you know, for example, you know,
I don't use the approval of women as like a,
like I don't use that as an insult or not an insult.
because I think it turns women into a commodity.
I don't, I never rate women.
Like I never went and rated female streamers
because I don't want them to watch me do that
and then feel bad about themselves
if they get a bad rating or, you know,
like you're not even by me, but like my chat is like
spamming like, oh, this should be lower.
Like that's going to focus on girls' self-esteem.
It's going to make her feel bad.
Like even a lot of like, like I might make a comment.
I think a girl's pretty or something like that.
But like even that, I generally try to keep to a minimum.
you know like that's really the truth and so and it's the same as like the
pragmatic stuff and like you know the way you never want women yeah no I think
it's very fair you read him but I'm never started it's not there looks yeah
I try not to I'll fuck off I'll be a princess forever the princess evolves
into a queen. I don't know, she have a profile picture. Let me let me find out
about, let's see if that's true. But like, no, really, I mean, I think that, like, I
mean, ideally, right? But not always. Not always. Define woman, please. X, Y, Chrome is
them right I mean was is it xx or xy like I mean was it it's xx yeah I mean
it's been it's been eight hours up in life I was honestly really tired today
like I didn't really want to go live but I was like I can't miss the release of a
new game so yeah I mean you have those chromosomes like you I don't think it
can change your gender. Like I have no problem like I'll use a person's preferred pronouns
just because I want to be a polite. I just try to be a nice guy, right? I try to be a
nice guy, I try to be accommodating. I use some of these pronouns, they ask me to. As
long as it's not Z and Zare, like you got, you know, you want to try to address as a
girl and do that, that's fine. But like, you know, I mean, if I put Sharpie over my skin,
I paint my skin black, it doesn't make me black, right? I mean, you can't change your
biology. It's just the way it is. I mean, that's just really it. I mean, and if there
is a button that like if I if I could, like, for example, like, we'll do a thought experiment.
If I could invent a button that would allow you to push the button and then change your
gender. And so a trans person like a man that thought that they were a woman could just
press the button and it would change everything down to a chromosomal level to a woman.
I would invent that and I would give that to them.
I would say you want to do it, go ahead and do it.
Go ahead.
Do it.
I don't give a fuck.
It's your life, right?
Yeah, that'll be unstable.
They won't press it though.
I think a lot of them would.
I think a lot of them do want to be women.
A lot of them think that they're women.
I get it.
Isn't it better than the butchery that we have in reality?
Yeah, yeah, but like all I'm saying is like, I'm actually like, I feel like I'm, I'm actually
pretty pro trans.
Like I don't know, like I think I am.
Just because I don't agree with them using a bathroom, doesn't mean that I don't think
that like, you know, it's not like a legitimate thing, I don't know, which is weird for me
to see that.
The real ones not mentally ill perverse.
Well there's gonna be weirdos that do everything. Not when they're 12.
Yeah like I don't want to have like a kid have them talk to that like that's weird as hell man.
I had to turn to a woman for a day for obvious reasons.
I wouldn't. I wouldn't. I'm not even curious in the slightest.
I was gonna have all being respectful. Yeah yeah.
I try to be reasonable.
Mental illness needs to be treated as such.
I think that you can, again, like,
I try to just be, I try to just be
compassionate with people, but compassionate is not
always obedient.
I did an hour video yesterday of
yesterday of one of these woke games it was called Reloaded. I watched the video
it definitely just came across as low quality content. Listen guys it's a hard
game there's a lot of a lot of graphics going on here. I definitely have noticed
Osawa on his content and that's whether it was the way he was acting where he's
just playing it up. I think because of the way he was playing it up it felt like
the mask had dropped and that was his reality and I'm like oh fuck maybe he's an idiot really
I mean like the game sucked everybody hated the game that's why nobody played the game
like really the re-looted video.
Asma Gold doesn't want you to improve he doesn't want you to become less lonely and become a
better person because if you well I'm gonna save the rest of this for tomorrow because
it's just this is such good content I don't want but I don't he doesn't want you to become
a better person. How do you become a better person? You have to adopt all of my worldviews
and you have to think the way that I think. Oh! Ha! Right. Yeah. For sure. I feel like
honestly, by the way, I'm one of the only streamers that does want my viewers to become
better people. Every other streamer will go around and tell people that you're like if
you listen to like one of the like red pill people they'll say that your problem is because
of the Jews. Your problem is because of women. Your problem is because of you know fucking
I don't know probably it's actually just really the Jews and oh black people. The reason
why you're fat and retarded? Is it because of Jews, black people, or women? It's because
you're fat and retarded. That's the reason why. And I think that if you listen to a
left-wing person, all of your problems are because of, ironically, the Jews, or because
of white people, or because of men. So both of these sides sell you a learned helplessness
that is designed to enable you to continue consuming your content.
They want you to stay lonely, they want you to be losers.
Why is that? Because then you're going to keep consuming their content.
Like my ideology is, like their ideology collapses when a person can exist outside of it.
My ideology is all-encompassing.
That's the problem. Is it they're selling an ideology? I'm not.
It was slave morality. Yeah. You sound like a coal leader right now.
Well, I'm the only person that's not a coal leader. I guess probably that's more to your point.
But um
Like you know, it's like what I said about like how every problem in your life is probably your fault
You know, I've said this a lot of times so it's just like it's just another another piece of bullshit
You're certain ideology because your base it's because um
Like I'm gonna just be totally real
every other creator almost never goes against their audience
like there are some guys that go against their audience
like for example, oh my god
okay alright alright I'll watch this one last one then
I usually have to end but
while he's watching multiple Asmongold so he's watching multiple videos about me
today
Well, good for him. I watch videos about him today, too. That's cute
times directly
Tackled the ideas that they're representing to develop a deeper understanding of what the oppositional
Good develop the idea tackle ideas are saying and thinking there's a there's not calling them Israel lovers
And then like making up things I didn't say that's great
Utility for it, right? Yeah, but in my own spare time
I'm never gonna fucking sit around and listen to like asming gold because I know he doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about
So I cannot comprehend
Why other people do this then why the fuck are you watching a video about him right now Lamar this bozo?
See, this is what I mean. This is the mindset of the average asming bullfin
I just described why I'm watching
oppositional figures
Like in the process of me describing to you why I would be watching a video like this one, which is not as many as nuance to it
You watching a video criticizing me is different than you watching what I'm saying
Like that, I mean this is a very clearly different thing
Gold mind you I'm watching a fucking actual tech reporter who's a fairly smart guy
Do a deep dive and analysis into why as my goals fandom is is
Invested in as many gold and you're so fucking stupid that you can't even comprehend that
Even if I was just straight up watching an Asmongole video, I would-
And by the way, I do want to say like, number one, being a reporter doesn't mean anything.
Number two, I have no problem with this guy's video.
I have no problem with people making videos that are critical of me.
People that want to- like, I just ask for them to- I would hope-
And I can't even ask for this, right?
Because like, sometimes I'm sure I'm not fair to people.
But like, just try to be fair, right?
Try to just like, not fucking make shit up.
But, yeah, no, I don't like anybody that's putting respect on journalism in the big 2026.
I don't know what to say.
This shit is just propaganda.
They lie about you?
Yeah, well, if you're going to lie about me, at least try to do a good job.
I just explained to you why I would be doing that in this very moment.
Okay?
You're underestimating how stupid the average person is.
I know.
starts working with Clippers to grow into a massive phenomena.
Every single one of his YouTube videos
were pulling in millions of views.
Oh my god.
Really?
Every single one of his YouTube videos
were pulling in millions of views.
So his streams were getting tense.
Hassan met with his son, met with Jody Evans,
wife of Nivel Roosingham, a financier of CCP-related
agencies disgusting
he's lying on our own still report some subliminal inspections and it keeps
access to the
international atomic energy is he doesn't fully know
what's going on
they have literally twenty four seven camera access or had
as this are worldwide
with china's ag
one
No, the IAEA didn't have full, they had access to some places, but not other places.
That's why Trump ended up not continuing the Obama deal that he made with Iran, is that
it was false security, because they allowed inspections in some of the locations, but
not other locations.
I mean, like, that's just, it's just not true.
Like, why does anybody even listen to this shit?
Oh my God.
How do you get to 60% in rich uranium
if you're not trying to build a bomb?
Like, they even, why are we even having this conversation?
They said they were trying to build a bomb.
Like, I don't, they said it.
They said, like, everybody thinks, like, oh my God.
Like, otherwise, is Biggie's Market US and Europe
for an unwanted war?
They're focused on internal development.
That's why they're extracting minerals all over the world.
wait is he I can't tell he hates China but he's at least somewhat
knowledgeable about China but he says words like finances the finances by
Francis Ford Coppola
that's it holy fuck sometimes directly Jesus Christ like I
The guy actually does off stream. What is this?
Which team he's playing for? The Sexbass is just angry that he got outed for doing
H-Play with another groper's wife again. What is he? This is from Connor's stream!
How could he possibly have this information? This fight was like two
nights ago! He watches your shit man! He's trained for eight hours a day! There's no way he's
He's watching my streams!
How is this stuff filtering up to the top so quickly?
I don't even know if any of those words are in the motherfucking Bible.
What is this? My conscience wants to be consistent with my...
I love that they just kind of like plant the seeds out there and pretend that they are...
People can say he's reading from chat, he's reading from chat.
You know that he chooses which comments to read guys, right?
do you guys know that in chat you know you have to read every single comment
right is addressing like on down your purpose highest on uh... physical came
in destiny's going so hard for this but he was so casual that the lunches of
destiny's is reading a comment that was a plot
i had a sign i see you in chat destiny's a question i'm trying to get
all of the i mean right at destiny destiny's reading a message
all is in the ocean i can't get
but for you to bring retarded sometimes okay that's my love you
because we're all over the broad
Yeah, well, so he's sitting there watching like destiny hate streams.
Oh, man, what am I not I'm not surprised by that, bro.
I want to say thank you for streaming you deserve more days off.
I try not to.
But yeah, I know some of these some of these people are just either fucking mind bro like
like really, they're just so weird.
This, there's something wrong with them.
You know, they watch a lot of SlothTubers as well.
I bet he's watched a lot of it.
But yeah, I mean, I don't know.
Like, I just, I wish that some people would just look at
like reality, right?
Rather than just making up a narrative.
But I'm sure he's gonna crash out over me
Calling him a terrorist and saying he should be arrested again and he'll just never even
listen to anybody that tells him that's not what I said.
I'll just keep saying it over and over like a bot.
I don't.
I mean, what do you do?
What are you going to do?
So yeah, anyway, I'm not going to worry about any of that.
I got to go.
I just like, that should distract me.
I'm going to watch that video tomorrow.
Like for sure.
I'm going to watch that video tomorrow and get into it.
So anyway guys, thank you guys so much for watching, I appreciate it, and I'll be back
on tomorrow.
So until next time, boys.
Peace!
See ya!
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