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05-29-2026 · 7h 43m
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How we doing boys?
Just woke up maybe are probably like two hours ago
I've been awake for a while been doing a whole bunch of fucking nothing as always and big day today
Obviously new PoE patch. We're gonna play that later on today, and I'm excited for that. Obviously early indeed
Yeah, you're goddamn right and I'm glad to be early. Oh
Man
Excited your Nazi would have to say about that
Well, it must be a day that ends in Y. How about that? And so yeah, should am I early?
I'm a little bit earlier than I usually have been. I've been trying to be more on time, but it hasn't really worked
Okay, like let's be honest. It really hasn't and soon the alien page the White House put out
Yeah, but it was just about illegal aliens. It wasn't like actual like real aliens, right?
And so no, I did see that of course. I saw it. Yes, and we ain't always late. Yeah, I know and
Yeah, you're not early your weight. I know I know. Do you see the baseless rocket? I saw it blew up
Yeah, I'm gonna look at it later on. I don't know why that happened or what it was
You know, I guess, you know, I think Elon said rockets are hard. I probably agree with them
Yeah, I mean rockets are probably really hard. So yeah, it didn't turn out that well
I get it and you know again like I feel like if you go and you make rocket ships and you expect them to always go up
Well, maybe sometimes they go up in flames instead. So that's just what happens. I don't know. It's a huge fuck up for Bezos
It was yeah, I mean, I'm sure it was a billion dollar mistake. It was but that's what happens
I mean really there are people that are like making fun of it or making light of it or being negative about it like I
Wouldn't do anything like that. I think that really I mean if you're trying to improve you're trying to make things better
You're trying to you know like
You know make the world a bigger and a better place. You're gonna have mistakes man
You're gonna have mistakes you have rockets pull up like we had so many rockets pull up going to the moon
There was like 10 of them that got blown up probably more than that even like especially if you want to count the unmanned ones
So we had so many of these happen
It's not really that big of a surprise that you know blue origin is gonna have a couple of fuck ups too, right?
And even SpaceX did they did a lot and they cap you at one like happy at one for one. What oh like the viewbot thing
I have no idea
I've been you know kind of like paying attention to that on and off but I haven't really looked at it too much
It seems like they'll probably do something maybe they're rolling it out
Maybe they only did it to a few really bad actors. I don't really know
I mean like to me I don't worry about it like I've said before I like streaming and so I just do it regardless
But you know for for the website, I think they should try to do a pewe update says well is out as well
Oh, is it? Yeah, let me I can make sure I have it downloaded right actually. Well, I mean, I'll do it later
I'm not gonna worry about right now. They're trying to advance humidity. I respect it. Yeah. Yeah
It's the way I feel about it, too
Every time I hear about Jeff Bezos. I sing the Bob Arnhem
I don't even know what that is how people seeing the bracketed number. It's an add-on. Yeah
I don't know exactly how it works, but I know it's an add-on and
Don't play a shit now. Can we get a marathon update on stream? Um, well
Let's see. How's marathon doing? Let's find out 11,000
It seems like it's holding relatively strong there and I think it'll probably stay somewhere around there
But we'll find out right I mean who knows and yeah, I don't know
Oh fuck marathon. I
know
7,000 players
That's pretty bad man
And I guess we'll have to see if they you know if they do any better and you know the weekend
I'm really curious to see what's gonna happen with the free week, right? Whenever they do that
I'm really really curious to see how many people are gonna go and try to try and play marathon again, right?
And remember submarine exploded a few years ago mistakes happen. Yeah, but that was different
That the submarine was like stupid like they knew it was stupid doing that and they did it anyway
So like I don't really feel bad for the guys in that submarine
if you're talking about
What was it called excuse me
Ocean gate or something like that right I think it was ocean gate and the can yeah exactly right and ocean
Yeah, which is like to me. I'm like, okay. It could be a lot worse, right?
You just get instantly disintegrated by like sea pressure
It could be a lot worse than that, right and so yeah, keep an eye on destiny June 9th. Yeah, sure good afternoon everyone
Thank you, man. I appreciate it and I feel bad for the passengers not the CEO
Well, I mean like all of them I feel bad for like none of them like you knew what you were doing going into that fucking submarine, right?
I mean, it's not like this is a secret. It's not a surprise
like that's just what happens right so I can't really say too much besides that
it's just that's the way it is feel bad for the teenager that was hesitant about
the whole thing yeah I actually well I mean yeah I guess you're right about
that yeah it is sad the kid had that happen right and so yeah sure the boy
was forced to go with his dad he didn't want to go yeah yeah I guess I do feel
bad for him that's true I forgot about that and do you see the apartment
complex exploded in Texas no I didn't I didn't see anything about that I just
earlier today I was looking and apparently I made a post today, it got people pretty riled up, right?
And so really no difference, no surprise. Asmongold claims that men are naturally more attractive than average.
Hassan says this is gayer than having sex with a man. What's gay about having sex with a man?
Like it's not like really like that is so here's the thing right is like you can have sex with a dude and you can not be gay
Like think about for example, how many guys had wives and then they realized they were gay later on
And then they they broke up and they got divorced and they married a dude, right? It happens
So like did sleeping with that woman make them not gay? No, so then how could sleeping with a man make me gay?
It doesn't even make sense. No, really, think about it. Think about it. That doesn't make you gay.
Sleeping with a man, having sex with a dude, doesn't make you gay. And it always were, exactly.
So, like, and think about it. It's gay logic. No, it's not gay logic. It's just the truth.
Like, that's it. It's okay, bro. No, it's not. Guys, guys, it's not super gay. It's not cope. It's nothing.
nothing. This is just the way it is. The hole is getting deeper? Yeah, because it's getting deeper
with levels of logic and reasoning and knowledge. Like, that's the reason why. No, no, you're right.
And so, like, again, if you're a gay dude and you have a wife and you realize you're gay,
but you had sex with your wife and you had kids, that doesn't mean that you weren't gay. You were
gay all along. You just didn't know that you were gay, which means that having sex with somebody
doesn't make you like, you know, straight or gay. That's it. Now, you messed up there.
I'm telling you, that's what it is. It is. And yeah, there it is. It's not gay if you're
doing the one pounding. I guess so. And men are naturally more attractive than women on
average. That's why women need makeup. This isn't me being gay. It's science. This isn't
me being gay, having gay sex? Well, the thing is that you know what? I just feel bad for
them. I really do. I feel bad for all these guys, because they don't under they don't
exist on the wavelength that I exist on. And so they have to be afraid of even having these
kinds of conversations. I'm not afraid of having this kind of conversation. I'm not. Why
they use gay as an insult? I don't know. I really don't, like, because to me, it's just, that's just
the way it is, right? Theologics sound similar. You're so straight. Yeah. Yeah, you're so straight,
even if you had gay sex, it wouldn't be gay. That's right. Like, that's how straight I am. That's
how confident I am. I could have sex with a man, and I, it would, it would be straight. That's how
straight I am. Okay. So I don't, I don't know really what these guys are talking about. And
Classic master and rage bait. No. No, I'm being serious and and by the way, there is logic to all of this everything like that
There's nothing that's weird. Okay, and so what is the Paul or men naturally more attractive than women?
Okay, 50. Okay, most people disagree with me on this take. There's a lot of people that were upset about me saying this
I appreciate bringing up the old tweet. Okay. Yeah, this is a person. This is okay
You look like the Habsburg corpse. This is a result of gratuitous inbreeding. You know, what's really crazy?
It is like a one-for-one. It is... wow.
Hey, hey guys, look, look, listen, listen, that's just the way it is, okay? It's, it's,
look, that's the way it happens. And from now, 50 years from now? No, this was 50, 150
ago wait when was it what was this happen and do you do you remember what I
was
I don't know guys what do you think how we doing was that close yeah was that
closer or not? What do you think? It's so pretty content? I
guess so. So wrong hands? No, I don't want to switch it up again.
You guys, if you want to meme it, you could you could you could
photoshop it yourself. Okay. So corpse has more hair than you, I
guess so. So and it's more Cyrax, maybe, but like, yeah, no,
and you're right. Do you remember what I said about how every
single time that there is an exhumed corpse from 1000 years
ago, that everybody tags me in it and they say look who it is.
Like, again, like I make I made this joke. I was talking about
it as like, you know, a funny thing. But point proven, right?
It happened again. So there you go. And music's too loud. What
do you mean? It's too loud. I can't even fucking hear it. What
are you talking about? So corpses, mocking your hairline? Yeah,
that apparently the AI that it did, it changed the guy's
Caroline, which is I think really funny and disagree females are desirable simply by existing exactly, which is why they don't need it.
See, George doesn't understand it.
See, all of these guys are so afraid of being gay that they can't be straight.
I think that in order to truly be straight, you have to be willing to be gay.
To sap no no no actually well no no no let me all right wait wait a second okay
Let me take a step back you have to be willing to sound gay sometimes
Okay
Like that's that's a big difference. Okay guys. That's a huge difference and
Paul Ujiro is the only man in this universe every every other man. Yeah, what is this? Can I find this?
What are people linking to here?
bro stop
I'm so straight that anything that makes me hard is a woman. Did he say this?
Did he say this?
So let me get this straight
I've got a
So like, you know, basically I've got a bunch of thin boys and his son dressing up like as a French cat made
that are mad at me, but the guy I've got on my side is Ujiro, which I mean to be fair as a
fake character is not real, but like still, I mean, I would say that's pretty good, right? That's
pretty damn good. And so that's like saying sometimes like a chicken doesn't make you a chicken,
sure, exactly. You have to be still comfortable in your straightness that you're okay being gay,
exactly. And so people might not understand this, but again, so the reason why so women are desirable
simply by existing. See, George is right, but here's the problem, is that he doesn't
understand why he's right. George is right because that's the reason why men need the
fancy feathers. That's the reason why they have to peacock around, literally, right?
Is because the women have the intrinsic value of being able to have a kid and, like, you
know, procreate, whereas the guy has to, like, I mean, you have to totally be mauging them,
Like you can't be on the same level
So that's it some women just the fat ones. I'm just saying how it is
Yeah, you're super straight. I am and so when birds what is this here? Can I find it? This is some other?
I don't even know what the hell that is that is
This is the kind of thing bro like you would think this is this is this I don't even want to look at that bro
I I don't even want to see it to snail. Oh
Oh, what the fuck is wrong with that?
They're dick snails.
That's nasty.
So yes, anyway, based as hell,
Greek were possibly known as gay.
No, no.
If men are more attractive than women across all species,
why isn't humans physically the one that flirts?
Pursues and proves himself.
All the woman is the one who chooses or rejects.
Even your own peacock example proves this.
Well, because women have to be more selective
with mate selection.
Because if you see, if you're a dude
and you make a bad call with a girl,
that is the worst 15 minutes of your life.
If you're a girl and you make a bad call with a dude,
that's nine months of your life.
Okay, you understand?
So like, and now like,
so basically there was like a skill imbalance there, right?
So now it got over corrected.
And so now if you make a mistake with a woman,
now you're fucked for 18 years if you're a guy.
So really it's just like kind of like an over correction
more than anything else. So men pay a higher price, I guess so.
And download a queue plan playing today. Well, I just
downloaded it in like an hour or something. I'm not going to
play it right this second. I'll play it whenever I, you know,
whenever I finish everything that happens usually, right? And
so yeah, that's it several periods in human history where
men had higher beauty standards. Yeah, now is one of them. Now is
one of them like you have every fat shit gases yourself up and
is like, I'm such a queen. No, you're not. You're not a queen.
you're a Burger King, you're a Dairy Queen, if you're any Queen, right? Like, what are you talking
about? So I hear this, and it's like, oh, yeah, yeah, sure, let's listen to this person. Let's hear
about like, oh, yeah, how you're so amazing. And that's a result of lack of monogamy. Yeah. So no,
there's nothing gay about what I said. There's not. I know some people might not like it, but, uh,
you know, it's just the truth. And fat girls think they're a 10 out of 10 fat dudes know they're
one out of ten exactly you're playing double seven today absolutely not I have
it what is this here you still haven't out just you have this anytime they call
you gay what is this can I find it
what's something people don't know about you I'm deeply closeted gay guy no
kidding I'm not coming out though wait a minute what are you revealing here today
I'm not revealing anything. I'm saying I'm deeply closeted.
Yeah.
Well, that means you're gay.
Well, I wouldn't say that. Why would I say that? I'm deeply closeted.
Yeah. See?
That means you're very, very gay, but you don't want to come out. You're so closeted.
That I refuse to say I'm gay.
Right.
Exactly.
But that doesn't mean you're gay.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, buddy.
Yeah.
that
this guy bro he was such a legend he really was all my fucking god that
should be funny
and uh... a man yeah who's gay now i guess so
and uh... normal suffocating legend yeah it was really really funny
question why don't you stream on youtube to i've considered it i mean like
obviously twitch is only one platform i've considered
I've considered streaming on YouTube. I don't know if I ever really will like maybe I will I've thought about it
I mean, why would I not really want to but I guess we'll just have to wait and see I it's a high risk
Yeah, I just the reason why I worry is that I don't want to have my content
You know like DMC eight or something like that and that's the biggest thing that I worry about is like
I don't want to have that happen to me. So otherwise we're staying to pay off the tube. Well, I mean, it's not really bad
It's just that I don't want you to this kind of paying me to stay off the tube if you want me to be honest, right?
In an ironic way if you think about it, that is kind of the truth where
They're basically the way that the website is set up is that it automatically
DMCA is anybody who has like a copyright alignment or anything like that
So what happens then is that like basically I see that and I'm like, okay
Well, I don't want to accidentally get my account banned or something
thing so like I'm just going to you know like stream on Twitch and then edit
things directly for YouTube right because if I have a live stream violation
it could affect my main channel that's the reason why
sorry I've had a bit of acid reflux this morning and thank you for running
no ads on Twitch I've got really bad news for you okay I've got really really
bad news. And, uh, Cathy Ochoa was banned masks for ice agents. I mean, again, this is more
like if I see something like this, and by the way, the reason why they want to ban masks
for ice agents is so they can harass and attack ice agents. That's the reason why. So like
the strategy that they have is that they're like, okay, well, we're going to effectively
make it to where we can dox you. And then after we're able to dox you, then we can harass
so we can, you know, exert our physical, you know, our, our political pressure, right?
That's what the goal is. And they literally said it. Yeah, they actually, they will say it, right?
And it's very obvious. It's really stupid. It is. And so like really, I mean, this, the reality is like,
I mean, she can't really enforce this, right? Like, if there are federal agents that are, you know,
like walking in there with masks, like, what's she going to do? Like, realistically, is she going to
have her police try to arrest federal agents, of course not. So really, there's nothing
that she can do to stop this from happening. And so it's just more or less a performative
action in order to like get people that agree with her to feel good about themselves, right?
And so it's really not going to do anything. It's not going to make any sense. It's unenforceable.
Yeah, it's not even an enforceable rule. It's kind of like one of those, well, we're
going to make a law against, you know, like you can't ride unicorns around. It's like,
Okay, great.
But like there aren't any unicorns,
so you don't really need to worry about that.
So please circle back.
What are you doing with ads?
Oh, I don't do ads.
Twitch got rid of ads for anybody who does political content.
And so because I do political content sometimes,
at least like, well, I mean, like for example, right now,
you know, they don't want to have ads.
Like I have every ability to,
so like this is the way the website works, right?
I can just pull it up and show you.
So if you look right here,
like there's like a tag here,
politics and sense of social issues. I can simply get rid of this tag and if I get rid
of that tag it will start playing ads on my channel, but I don't do that obviously. I
don't do that ever. Even if I stream a video game I don't do that. The reason why is that
I know you guys don't like ads and I've never had ads originally. I had them for a very
small period of time, but then you know I got rid of them. So really that's about it.
yeah i can take that off whenever i want if i'm not doing uh... exclusive or
explicit video game uh... you know politics content
but i just choose not to do that and you know if they ever make me take it off
for habits where it's like dynamic or something like that if i'm not in the
while section or not the plus action
uh... you know what year is this
i'm not in a just chatting section then yeah i guess maybe i'd have ads but
uh... yeah can i say just simply ignore this of course they can like i mean
because every like every law is only as important as its enforcement only as
strong as its enforcement. They can't enforce this law on federal agents, so
they can't do that. So yeah, it's just that simple. They know it's a... they know
it can't be enforced, they're just saying it so they can say ICE is violating the
law. Well yeah, but they always tried doing that before. I mean again, they're
gonna say that no matter what anyway, and it doesn't really matter. You just let
these people do whatever they want, right? I mean like they're gonna have their
own little meltdowns as much as they want. If all are doing a wild day, as an
update I'm pretty sure you can talk with Spencer crowd in the stream maybe like I've been honestly
I've been kind of in my own head a lot recently and so at some point I will probably go back and do that
I just don't know exactly when so when a sense that he stopped ads for the viewers. It was actually twitch
Yeah, um it was now obviously he could run ads if he was playing like you know
He gets sponsors like Marvel rival sometimes and a few other things
So like it theoretically he could still run sponsors or run ads then or like if he was doing an IRL stream
But yeah, for politics because a lot of companies just simply don't want to have their content around politics
And it doesn't really matter like whether the politics is you know, like
Helping people that are homeless or maybe they'd probably be okay with that, right?
But like whether it's like Democrat politics or Republican politics
Like you have to look at it from like a company's perspective is that very clearly there's like a huge divide in the population
There's a lot of right-wing people and there's a lot of left-wing people
So whenever you take a stance and you promote divisive issues a lot of people will take that as like a promotion of those issues
So people like it and companies just want to stay away from that
Now I think that smaller companies that have I guess you could say less to lose and they don't really care as much about it
They don't really that doesn't matter to them places like even poly market, right?
They don't really care about this stuff, but other companies do and I think that's it
right wing left wing same retorted bird well what my point is is that they
don't want to be on the bird at all they don't want to be on the bird like these
are people that want to advertise under like what is this year based asmengold
talking about how how incredible white European culture was well wait a second
wait a second let's take a step back for a minute here okay what I was talking
about was the fact that white people went around and killed everybody else in
the world, right? And enslave them. So I wouldn't really use the word incredible. I mean, I guess
like an explosion can be incredible, right? I mean, that rocket explosion. Yeah, sure. But like,
it's a genuine Nazi edit. Oh, is it really? Yeah, I don't know. But yeah, this is a little bit
different. Okay. But yeah, I do think it's accurate because somebody was pressing me and said, Well,
why do you think white people are violent? I said, Well, okay, you know, you really want the answer.
And I gave it, I gave people the answer. So that's it. Love you so much for being voice of reason.
Yeah, I never thought a wild streamer. I mean, again, the thing is that a lot of people, I do really think that MMOs provide a really good window into the way that people think. And the reason why is that if you're in molten core, you get to see people's bare interests, people's based desires laid out there right in front of you, and you just accept it. And so I think that's really the difference is that it like whenever you see a rep paladin,
and advocating for why they should get, for example,
onslaught girdle, like you see that happen once,
I mean, like God, like that's gonna give you
a whole different outlook on like, you know,
the way the world is or anything else.
And I think that's really what happens.
Come and go back, I see this here.
And why do people love and hate you?
Well, I mean, again, it's because of that.
And so leave it as we'll make gaming philosophical.
Well, yeah, well, it is like, because again, in real world,
Like you have a bunch of inhibitors on your desires.
Like your desires are tremendously inhibited
in the real world.
You can't express you want certain things.
You can't basically act in ways
that are your prime base selfish desires.
But whenever you take a person
and you put them in an environment
where you don't have those inhibitors,
you get a much better understanding
of how people really are.
And I think that that's one of the insights
that playing video games gave me
is that basically all these people
that they want to act high and mighty,
the moment that it's something that's in their best interest,
they will always usually acquiesce to the side
that's in their best interest.
That's what's going to happen.
And so I think that people on the internet
that haven't played games like that,
they haven't really seen that happen as much, right?
No consequences, yeah.
And I think that it really creates an understanding
of like why we do have consequences for bad behavior.
It's so annoying left this called so many people Nazis
and there's an actual literal Nazi edit
for what it is, is getting backlash.
Well, I don't even know what that is, right?
I'm just saying in general, like, let me see, like, what is this?
It's just mainly random stuff.
Let me see here.
Yeah, I don't know.
It just seems like bullshit, but who knows?
Uh, did you see destiny agree with you?
Cause you say, actually believe what you are and you're not
performative like I saw.
No, I didn't see him agree with me, but I mean, I'm not surprised.
I mean, considering that I'm always right.
So, uh, yeah, of course.
What does that even mean?
Well, what I mean is that people that are anonymous will be able to have
a level of truth to them that you won't get with people that are not anonymous.
and that's the point that i'm making is that people that don't have a reason to hide something
won't hide it but people that do obviously will they will try to hide it in order to make themselves
look good or some other variation of that so the moment that you take that away from them
then very clearly you're going to see a very big difference right a huge difference so yeah that's
a true uh true freedom is freedom of consequence well yeah and freedom of speech only exists inside
of a realm of freedom of consequence, right?
Nobody's perfect, but it has to be the closest one to it. I know.
Yep, I know, guys. Everyone, please welcome the newest member to America.
Guys, I've really got to tell you, I think that I've changed my mind on immigration.
I think I have changed my mind. I've had a change of heart,
you could say, and you know it seems like maybe, maybe sometimes we can let some more people in.
I think it's not so bad. Don't be a simp. We've always agreed on this. By the way, yes, we have
always agreed on this. Absolutely a hundred fucking percent. It's just funny for me to see this.
And what is this here? South by Southwest. I don't know what this is. South by Southwest in
London. Wait, what? I thought it was just in Austin. Wait, what the hell? And Standing
guard an ice facility oh god is this more people trying to guard the ice
facility oh my fucking god and I can only just get on a private plane and go
get one bro get one what oh like a girl in like another country I mean I don't
know about that it's not really my type of thing and Magga wants this guy to be
a second the mayor of the largest city of America Magga is beyond cook so this
is the guy that's gonna be the next mayor of LA now I'm really sorry to say
this, but whenever I think of like, like if I think of an LA man, this is who I think of.
I'm sorry, like it is, like this is, this is who I would think of, like yeah, that's very LA of
him. Yeah, I feel like he's repping his people, isn't he? What the heck is that? It's a kaleidoscope
for your third eye. It's so you can perceive the chakras within other people's souls. Didn't you
know that? That's obviously what it is. So yeah, of course, he's an LA normal. Yeah, exactly,
We have another self-snitch situation. What is this here? The self-snitch situation. Who is this? Can I pull it up and look at it?
Tal Rosh? God. Okay, let me see. What is this? Did his son, Piker, incriminate himself again? No, no, no, no, no, no!
Like, as an American citizen and as a member of the media, of course I'm gonna sometimes talk to members of, you know, state-sponsored terrorist organizations.
That's a normal part of the process and it's protected by the First Amendment, right?
They did the secondary detention and interrogation.
Man, he's really like...
If he gets arrested over this shit, I feel like there's no way.
Like when you're going out there and you're saying you're coordinating with these people,
there's no way that like you can be like, I'm being targeted.
you're going out there and saying it.
And where they asked me like, what are your thoughts on Israel?
What are your thoughts on Donald Trump?
Have you ever been in contact with like anyone from Hamas, Hezbollah,
on Sadallah movement like the Houthis?
That would be an yes.
When they kept asking me about Hamas, what my thoughts are,
I just kept repeating Hamas is a designated as a terrorist organization by the State Department.
I just kept repeating that line over and over again.
It's a fact.
It's just a fact.
It's actually a smart answer.
answer. It's not your opinion. It's not my opinion. It's just the fact about Hamas.
And then when they asked me about Trump. In my opinion, I think we should deport people that
support Hamas or can't condemn it. That's what I think. I do. I mean, they're literally terrorists.
Like if there's, it's the same as like Nazis, right? I mean, like Hamas is the same in my opinion
as like Nazis. Like, we should have done this in World War II, honestly. Like, we should have,
I mean, a terrorist, yeah, a bit of a terrorist.
Like, I mean, if you can't come out
and just explicitly and openly say,
I condemn Hamas for killing people then,
or for blowing people up, or for raping people,
or for murdering people, including their own people,
like I think that you have a profound problem.
You have a massive problem.
Like, and I think also, like if this is something,
like deported is maybe like too much, right?
But like, I would never allow a person
to come into the country
that couldn't immediately condemn that.
If there was like any hesitation at all,
I would immediately send them back.
I was like, that's when I did push back where I was like,
yeah, I don't like him.
Like, what do you mean?
Yeah.
Damn.
I was like, yeah, I don't like him.
What are you talking about?
I'm an American citizen entering my country.
Like, that's ridiculous.
Yeah.
And they didn't give me too much stress about that.
Well, there it is.
And Sontake's insane.
Yeah, sure.
Anyway, I think that it's obviously different.
Like if you're talking to state-sponsored terrorist organizations,
I don't really think that that's an immediate self-report.
It just depends on how you do it.
Like there's a lot of restrictions and like reservations
in the way that you do that.
Like it's not like it's super, super defined in like one way.
So I don't think you can look at something like this
and say like for sure this is, you know,
like a self-report or not, right?
I have no idea.
Or when earlier we were talking about how they were like,
oh, have you ever communicated with like a member of Hamas?
Yeah, or anything like that. So Cuba's technically considered a state sponsor of terror
But of course I've communicated with members of the Cuban government. I interviewed them on camera
Carlos Cosio is literally the vice-porn minister and I interviewed him for my documentary
Uh-huh. So it's not only not illegal, but it's been out there for months. So they're like, oh, but yeah
What if that's the what if we decided that that was illegal scroll up? Wait, what is this here? No?
I didn't wait. What is this? Oh?
Oh, he says, no, I didn't. And you know, I didn't because it wasn't publicly reported at the time of my CBP detention.
I revealed it in this literal conversation, which you saw and chose to deceptively edit out every 40 IQ reactionary will
believe this obvious Kip Clipschimp and then have their driving privileges revoked.
So what is this here? If I can find it, no, I did that. I don't. Yeah, I don't think that he did either. I mean, that's really
again like it's exactly what I said right I mean like he's he's right I mean he's not incriminating
himself by saying this I think that like it depends on the nature of what you say and how you say it
but just communicating at a baseline is not an immediate condemnation right so it's out of context
maybe it is I don't know you can see at the cuba point later on yourself I mean again like oh I see
I see so he's trying to say that's the reason why um yeah a co-op protected speech into First
amendment. Why are you against the First Amendment? Like again, why are you for terrorism? And so,
yeah, it has an assamble racial level where you can just take it, you can't take them serious
anymore. Well, I have no idea. But I do think that like, yes, very, very clearly, you know, like,
it's something that they probably should investigate to make sure that we don't have people that are
working with literal foreign terrorist agencies, right? I feel like that's a super, super easy one,
right? I mean, like, I don't think it's that complicated. So it seems like Wokies don't
understand that there are terrorists in the countries in the first place. Well, it's because
they don't think that they are terrorists. Like, so it's not that the Wokeys, so like you, you have
the, oh, the Wokeys don't understand. Of course they understand. Like, they're not stupid. Yeah,
you're also going viral for this. What is this here? What did I do? Did I do something wrong again?
Let me find out. I mean, the answer is probably yes. Asmongold started stressing after realizing
he's 36 and doesn't have a girlfriend.
Okay.
I mean, I'm going to bed at like fucking 1 AM, 2 AM.
I mean, this is, this is getting bad, guys.
Like on my day off, I washed my car and I did lawn work.
Yeah.
I fed the birds.
Yeah.
And I'm stressing out, boys.
I'm stressing out what's going on
What we got we got to do something about this like I've got I feel like I don't know I
Don't know what I need to do. It's got to be something. I gotta figure something out
They're expiring I guess so and become a eunuch fuck it. I guess so damn on got them old
Damn on got them all. Yeah, okay, so you know what I think is really funny
This had nothing to do with having a girlfriend at all.
But all it does is it just reaffirms what I've been saying the entire time,
that so many people their entire life is built around the approval of and trying to attract women.
Like, that's literally it. That's their entire life, their entire existence is focused and like, you know, revolving around that topic.
So really, I mean, like, that's not that I actually have nothing to do with it.
It was just, I was talking about, you know, getting older and like having, it was, oh, no, no, it was about like being bored of looking at girls on Instagram.
I think that was really what the topic was or something else about finding new interests that are not video games. Yeah, exactly.
So it's very odd to me that like so and this has two million views. Oh my God, what are the comments? He's literally me. Women have become so annoying.
We would rather fight against the negatives of loneliness rather than fight against the negatives of their toxic personalities.
38 years old, been living alone since I was 18. I'm still a virgin, but I'm not worried about having a girlfriend.
To be honest, I...
This guy's name is Video Game Streamer.
Wolfer... No, no.
This guy's, by the way, this is a troll...
I can tell this is a troll account.
This is, immediately, I have no need to have job
to live off SSI, peaceful.
You did get me in the first half.
I don't see as many of these wolf Republican.
Yeah, I mean, that's a dead giveaway, okay guys?
And he must have watched a shoe on head
male biological clock video.
No, I mean, well, what's odd about this is that,
you know, despite everything, I still, you know,
I don't feel old, but you know, then I'm out there buying,
Like I fed the birds this morning.
I did.
I went out there, I went out this morning,
I was walking out there with my cup of bird seed,
feeding them out there and it's like, God damn,
why is the clock backwards?
Is that the way a clock is supposed to be?
I don't know.
So yeah, and oh, Dan, that's good.
I guess so.
A conk never left his hometown, never married,
never changed his daily schedule or his diet
and died presumably happy and mildly bored
at the age of 80.
his last words were it's fine
what a champion
what an absolute fucking champion
and uh... giga-chat yes there are plenty listen guys
there are plenty of well-known uh... you know intellectual uh... in intellectuals
of the past that they followed down the same path that i have
So I don't really know why, like everybody's saying it's a bad thing. I mean, like, well, look at Isaac Newton, right? I mean, there you go.
So yeah, I mean, sure. Sola King is this. I guess so.
Yeah, philosophers. Yeah, there's plenty of philosophers that are like that. I don't really view myself as a philosopher. I view myself as a Western monk.
I am very much, I am one of the first generations of true Western monks.
And it's not inside of the, and no, no, no, no, not a wizard, not a wizard, uh-uh.
I'm not a wizard.
No, no, I'm not going to get clipped about this, because it's true.
So what do monks do all day, right?
What are the things that monks do?
They sit around all day, they're not around any women, they, let's see, they read.
I mean, I read Twitter all day, right?
It's pretty much the same thing.
They meditate.
Yeah, I just lay in bed and do nothing, right?
I mean, I do that all the time.
They drink beer, yeah.
And so they're celibate.
So think about it, as a Western monk,
and they look to achieve enlightenment.
And like, again, there is no better time to be enlightened
and to be thinking about what happens
when two black holes collide
than right after you get done jacking off.
So I like to think that I'm kind of like a Western monk.
And this is a new brand and a new breed of people.
I don't care about possessions.
I am achieving what's it called enlightenment or nirvana,
usually one to two times a day, depending on my mood.
I don't really have a girlfriend.
I don't have that, there's that.
Let me think because I'm meditating all the time.
Let's see, what else do I have?
I think there's probably something else too, right?
There's gotta be something else.
So really, I'm a philosopher?
Let's not use that.
And so anyway, yeah, boyfriend's soon enough though,
I guess so.
So I feel like I'm leading a new generation
and I think needs are the new monk class of our society
and they're not respected.
They need to be respected because if you look at the
contributions we've made to the world, you would see nothing.
There would be nothing. There would be no contributions. Nothing's done nothing.
But if you look at the contributions we've made to the internet,
oh, wow. I mean, we basically established the culture on the internet because we're there all
the time. Right? Think about how many things that we have now that are completely derived
from neat ideology. That's it. The fake world, exactly. And so really, whenever I think about,
You know like it is that the case? I think that's really what makes the most sense rule 34 is our greatest legacy
Well, like okay, so let me just go through let me find some of these no no no oops just a second
Let me see
notepad
Okay, where is it?
I wonder how long I'll be able to do that joke because before people forget about like hard that will car anything so okay memes invented
memes and you know like culture invented by needs. Okay number one rule 34. Number two
attendees that's a big one that's a huge one. Memes in general. Let's see here Pepe.
I guess that's kind of the same thing.
Uh, Wagey KG.
Uh...
The Rise of Communism.
Uh, I would say there's definitely that.
Uh, let's see, besides this, Shoop the Woop. That's way too old. Nobody even knows what that is anymore.
The oldest meme face is Rick Rowling.
Harambe? Yes, all of our memes and all of our conversations now. The West has fallen. Yes.
Think about, so, okay, here, here, how about this?
If you think that we don't have motion,
if you think Neitz don't have motion,
hashtags invented by Neitz.
The man who was actually in the arena,
space is mad.
this is a quote from
theodore roosevelt
uh... so yes and uh... you know again i i i i i know what this is
so yeah this is again this is absolutely a neat mean
jfk
no
i'd like to
But, the enemy fails, and he fails while there is written, so that his place shall never be, with those cold and timid souls, known either victory nor defeat.
I misheard it. I think that you guys are right.
I actually do.
So, and no, no, you're right about this because so the man in the arena is a famous quote
by Theodore Roosevelt, but he's just JFK apparently is using the term of that and then saying something
else.
Okay, no, no, okay, so but, but there was a reason, okay, so I had a reason for saying
what I said, but you guys were right about that.
And to be fair, I did stop right at the beginning, okay?
So I didn't hear the whole thing.
We have a real history.
Well, I know a little bit about.
So this is a neat meme.
This is absolutely a neat meme.
They walk among us.
This is a neat meme.
Let's see.
This is just a fucking military thing that I wonder if this is a neat meme. It absolutely is
Don't look in the bottom right corner. This is absolutely a neat meme as well
Like this is an internet meme but every single thing about this all of this look at this eating fast food
You know who eats fast food fat people eat fast food. Who's fat needs your fat? So area 51 red
Yeah, this is fine a neat meme. Yes every look at this protect
This is something, the people that post this,
this is a neat meme, okay?
This is from 4chan, all right?
Like, let's be honest, okay?
So we've taken over the White House.
So before anybody goes and says like,
needs don't have motion or anything like that,
we're literally running the White House.
So, and I view myself as a patron saint of needs.
I grew up. I never wanted to have a job ever. My mom never had a job. I'm a second generation
neat. There are very few people that can say that, but I am a second generation neat. She
didn't do a fucking thing for her whole life. She would never work. She would never do any
all she wanted to do was smoke weed, smoke cigarettes, eat Taco Bell, drink Pepsi, watch
ancient aliens and get high. That's it. That's all she wanted to do. And she did that for her whole
life. I am one of the only people who is a second generation need. And so we're nice to say need.
That's close, right? I mean, sure. And so I think that really, you know, that's really where I'm
coming from. That's where I'm doing. And yeah, wish you had your mother, we could smoke weed
together I'd never really was into that I don't like smoking weed I'm not really a big guy into
that I know some people like it there they enjoy it but to me it's just not really my type of thing
it's just not like I don't like the way it makes me feel but no and this clip by the way so like
we're talking about the clip a minute ago um this clip is so popular it's even going around
than China now. That's right. China. So, uh, A, B, Kuai Dong. I'm gonna assume this guy
isn't an American, okay? I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna be a little, I'm gonna, I'm gonna
profile him a little bit here. Uh, probably not an American here. And translated from
Chinese, uh, a YouTube vlogger with millions of subscribers says, William Gryffindor William
says he's feeling like something is wrong with him. Oh my god, isn't this the one that
plays Warcraft. Yeah, it's this dude, Asmongole. This streamer has already achieved financial
freedom long time ago. Maybe he's already done all the dreams you guys have. Now he's
just feeling a bit bored. You don't need to worry about him. This is just the winding
of someone with no real problems. I love these guys. I do. This is completely right.
You are totally right about that.
Absolutely. Where's the lie? There isn't one.
So, yeah, there's no late game.
Well, that, to be fair, that he was talking about Jeffrey Epstein on that.
So, like, maybe we wouldn't use that as an example.
But, yeah, sure.
Asian countries are going through a massive male single lifestyle revolution of half-five years.
Yeah, I've heard about that.
And this kind of thing is exactly why you should get in a relationship,
then you know how awesome it is to be with someone.
Just find a class that it'll take and it'll do.
So, the state that I've always wanted,
this is a state where others are breaking down.
Others at 36 are anxious about having money, but if he's at 36 anxious like that maxed out my characters level
Why are there still newbie? Why am I still at the newbie village feeding birds?
That's nice. So even people in China are talking about this clip that as I said before
Actually even had it had nothing to do with with dating people at all in the first place
It was just made up by people I guess which I think is kind of funny
What happened to all the women? Well, I think in China, there's like a gender disparity
agenda gap because of the, there was like that breeding thing that they had. I feel like breeding
is kind of like a dehumanizing term for it, but like a one child policy thing. So like a lot of
people had, they had men instead of women, right? So I think that was really the difference. Yeah,
it's a breeding policy, it is, it is. And so yeah, the one child policy and they would,
they kept having guys. I think that's what happened. So yeah, I mean, sure, it was anti-breeding. Well,
I don't know really what the policy was or why they had it or anything, but I did think it was
very funny that you've got even people in China that are going around talking about me like this.
Oh my god. And so isn't it so exhilarating, forcing you awake at the middle of the night?
Oh, I'm gone. And then it's even people, I think this is Spanish or something,
Even the Chinese are laughing at Asmong. Oh God.
And again, wow.
Bro, finally Royce, he's been repressing himself to Jesus, guys.
This is bad. That's really bad.
We played a clip of the China guy lying in the streets of the waifus on camera.
I imagine men are sick of it. Maybe. I have no idea.
They killed females to get sons, by the way.
Yeah, that's true.
I think that's what happened at least. I believe so.
Oh, by the way, Fable got delayed.
So this game probably got delayed, I'm going to be honest.
it probably got delayed because the combat was really bad. I think that they probably got a
lot of feedback, and the fact is that if they had released the game in the state that it's in,
the combat just really wasn't there. And I do think that it did have, like, whenever I looked at
some of the trailers, it had very, very strong Doctor Who, The Office, Millennial, Vibes humor,
which, I mean, to me, I mean, I think that's like, that's like the worst thing you can possibly have,
It's like the most unfunny thing possible, even though I love the office, but like it's just all of the
Like the office was good because it was the office
Everything else is bad is because it's copying the office, right? So oh god, it's gonna go even more viral now
What is this here? Oh Nick Fuentes. Oh, what is this? Can I find it?
What is this I
Agree
fucking based so fucking based bro like so true so true bro I agree but as a
void I think I might be biased yeah and there's a lot of foids mad about this
that foids balding as always it's not a surprise it's just the way it is and yeah
I agree I do and I said I was sexual tension in his voice Nick is gay I don't
I don't know if he's gay or not, I've got no idea.
And yeah, who knows?
Champagne's salt-sourced by laying it down.
I don't know who that is.
And that's fucking funny, I agree.
Yeah, it's just science, guys.
It's just science.
I don't know why more people don't realize this.
And let me go back.
I'll look and find a few more of these here.
Zero pulse on politics.
I'll believe the same, but Nick, what was this here?
Ben Shapiro and Nick Fuentes believe the same bullshit?
Okay.
Yeah, I don't even think we need to look at that, right?
And Ray Jones says Nick Fuentes is legendary
in the greatest broadcaster of this generation.
Oh my God.
Jesus, hear me out?
Oh boy, yeah, there we go.
And I'm gonna have tits, so you're wrong, easy clap.
Have you seen guys recently?
I mean, like there's been a lot of guys
with some tits recently too, okay?
One hour left till PoE2 launch, is that right?
Maybe I'll have to play it on release.
I don't know, I was thinking about doing
some other stuff first, but you know,
I could play it maybe like an hour after release,
so I'm not stuck in like a really long queue.
I actually thought it was happening right now.
So, you know, we'll see what happens.
Anyway, do you like chicks with dicks?
I don't know, I've never tried one.
Yeah, I've never tried one before.
I'm not looking to try one, by the way.
I'm not interested in trying one,
but I don't know, I would assume I don't, right?
I would assume not.
So we need cop slot today.
Okay, well, maybe I can just play it on release
and just say, fuck it, right?
We've done so much of this drama stuff recently.
Maybe I can just speed run through some of it
and we can just play POE today and just relax.
I don't know.
I'll decide in a couple of hours, right?
I'm not, I ran an hour or so.
I'm not really gonna worry.
But anyway, how about the UFO files?
I know there's like how many people, like yeah,
there's a lot of people that are streaming it.
Like Quinn, Zizrain is streaming it too.
I love Zizrain, but I hope that like, you know,
for big events, people aren't like,
they don't just do the stream together thing
so they can capitalize on the top of the directory.
And I don't even blame him for doing it, really.
I think it's just the way the website works, right?
But it's unfortunate that that's the way it does work, though.
And you've interviewed fans' video.
Oh, you're right.
I do have the interviewed fans' video to react to.
That's a long one.
If I'm going to play PoE on release today,
I won't have time to react to this,
because it's like 34 minutes, right?
Yeah, it's 34 minutes long.
So if I'm going to watch this, I'll have to look at it tomorrow, but we'll see what happens.
I haven't decided.
I will figure it out, you know, in that time.
So, yeah, no one cares about aliens.
Let's get to World War three.
You think so?
Maybe that'd be a good idea.
You have another hour.
Yeah.
You know what I'm thinking?
I'm thinking, you know what, guys, like we talk about this stuff all day, every day.
Why don't I just do it for an hour and then let's just play the game today?
Why don't we just play the game for fun?
What?
Like, I mean, who cares?
Like do I really need to spend like six hours or five hours doing this? Like who gives a fuck?
And so yeah, I'm just gonna do that. Who cares? It's not a big deal.
And Q now, yeah I will. I'll make sure I get lined up to do that.
And then make sure I get everything set up.
And also I've got plenty of time. We've got plenty of time. I've got an hour, right?
I've got an hour. I've got so many things to do.
So many things that I have to talk about. But I will speedrun.
I will speedrun and go through all this because it's been a little bit of time.
Okay, but anything like that I do I do I I do and I hope it'll be I hope it'll be fun
But anyway, so just real quick so fable got delayed
Not enough space on the dick
Fuck
Okay, well, what's getting what's getting uninstalled?
Crimson desert I beat crimson desert. I love this game. I'm gonna uninstall it. I'm gonna uninstall crimson dessert
I
Did I already uninstalled 007 I did
34 gigabyte. Yeah, I know it's okay. I just want to make sure I've got all this, you know, like working and there's no problems
Obviously, there's no no situation
One terabyte of storage, I think it's a two terabyte hard drive, but I'm not sure
Anyway, I could go back and forth about that who cares so fable gets delayed fable is delayed
You want to know why fables delayed fables delayed because it looked like garbage?
That's the reason why it got delayed now
I'm sure there's probably other reasons for this too
But ultimately the gameplay and fable that I watched was very very subpar
It was below average by a large margin and I think really that's a I mean, that's a really bad one
Right it is. It's a really bad one. Is it woke garbage? I mean, I don't know if it's woke garbage
I feel like it kind of is like there's like some of the
You know DNA of that I can kind of see but I'd have to really play the game and see for myself
I don't know. I mean like representation alone isn't enough to make something woke, right?
If you see like a black person in a game like I think if you see it
It's like a medieval game like fables of fantasy universe
So it's a little bit different and it's like an invented fantasy universe is like, you know
Middle-earth, which is like a defined fantasy universe. It's been pre-created like fable. They're making everything up
So I don't really care that much about it. So the soy boy giant scene
Yeah, but like I don't know if there's enough to really say the game is woke
But we'll have to wait and see I just don't know this has been getting so fucking popular. It is insane
so
Apparently this guy Jason the wean. He's a live streamer. He streams on a website called twitch. You might have heard of it
Maya from albea sanctuary got upset and immediately hung up the phone after finding out Jason the weaned has an entire
petting zoo at the backyard of the core house look at this here and Jason the
peen oh that's that's bad and I ran out of content today Jason I ran a content
so into the pets to run again alpaca how about next time you're in a content
use your fucking brain cup the good idea okay so let's watch it we here at the
cool crib we got a new pet we got a new pet it's an alpaca it gives us like 500
I'm getting a new I got a new pet. I ran out of content today, so I went to the pet store and got an alpaca
I mean, bro, this is a genius idea. I mean, who has a pet alpaca look
Is he afraid of the alpaca?
Dude!
He's afraid of it!
You're afraid of the alpaca!
Oh my god!
She hung up. Yeah, I think I saw this part. Yeah, we hear at the court. So this is what I think. So
everybody's getting mad. Even Jacksepticeye called him out on this. The fact that people are saying
doesn't mind I do this to show us how shitty this is to do calling her to get a reaction live is so
gross. I think that I think everybody is retarded. Everybody
here is retarded. So Jason's retarded because he called her
up on the phone. And he said that he was going to break the
alpaca to get resources out of it. You clearly called to rage
bait her. You called her on the one thing that she's super
passionate about. And this is like saying like you're gonna
call um I don't know you're gonna call me so you can delete your thunder fury I
don't want to watch you delete your thunder fury and world of warcraft okay
so like you called her to rage bait her and to make her mad I also think that
she like and her being annoyed by that is like fine really but I don't I don't
think it's it's back to doing it shows this silly shit it says to do calling
her to get a live reaction is gross I don't think it's gross either I think
it's really just fucking around like it's very clearly like Jason isn't trying to hurt these
animals he's not trying to abuse he's not trying to take advantage of he's not trying to be cruel
to these animals he's not even trying he's not even doing it in a way that is um like kind of
not giving like he's doing it with the respect partially to the animals right it's just a rich
kid prank he's just being a dumbass and I think that like I think that the amount of animosity
and hostility towards people that mistreat animals.
I think that sometimes people are really attached and emotionally invested in these animals,
and because they're so emotionally invested and attached, they see somebody like Jason
fucking around like this, and it bothers them because it reminds them of people that do
it with ill intentions.
I think that everybody who's mad at this guy is probably just taking a joke a little bit
too seriously, and he clearly has no ill intent.
He doesn't want to hurt the animals, and if you want to talk about how petting zoos
you're bad, then I think you clutch a lot more fries with honey than vinegar. So why are you
sitting around and calling this guy like this horrible animal abuser, crazy bad person? I don't
think that's really true. It's just a colossal overreaction. But at the same time, it's stupid
for him to call her up and then get her mad. And obviously, she's going to react that way.
So yeah, that's it. That's what I think. Yeah, I feel like it's so obvious. How do you know?
Because I read about it a little bit. That's why I saw it. So there it is. Trainer's still there.
There's the owner. Yeah, it's a dumb idea. Well, he called her to make her mad. He did he called her to make her mad
And so he succeeded right? That's it. He's an asshole. That's it. The good couldn't know the better name for himself
He probably came up with he was like 10, right? I mean, that's it
I don't know everyone talking about it justifies it. Well, yeah, because it's like and and this is the reason why they're justifying it
it's because
Like he was just goofing around right and I think that like people don't like it whenever
There's like a growing sense of like whenever somebody's trying to just be funny and fuck around and then people take it really
Seriously, and they get mad at the person as if they were doing it on purpose. I just feel like it's so unnecessary
It's very very unnecessary to do that
You know Maya's main thing so it sends the exact opposite message and people that she literally preaches for it
Yeah, it could make her and no you you bring up a really good point there
I didn't think about that, but yeah, it could make her look bad if she didn't condemn it because then maybe people that are more into
Animal conservation could think that she was being biased because it was her friend and she didn't really care about it
So you actually bring up a really good point. I didn't even consider that but you're completely right you are and so yeah
I don't know. It's just distasteful, but no big deal. Yeah, it's just distasteful, but no big deal
That's a really good way to look at it. Also by the way guys, I think I might be converting soon
While AOC was preaching solidarity in her hijab, the male-only crowd ignored her and spoke over her.
I know what this reminds me of, it reminds me of what you remember back like, whenever you would watch The Avengers
And like any time that you knew Hawkeye was on camera, you knew it's like, okay, I can go use the bathroom right now
Like when you're in the movie theater because you're like, oh nothing important is gonna happen, right? Wait, this is the same thing
Totally talking over them and it's funny
Oh, it's some void ignore. Yeah, ignore the void. Ignore. Yep.
He's like, okay, how long is she gonna be talking? How long is she gonna be talking? Why is she talking?
What is this? Who is this? And so yeah, anyway, I think it's really funny. And they say you hate women? Well, yeah, of course, right?
And so I thought this was really, really funny. So there's been a viewer count toggle that's now been added by kick. And so they're making it to where you can hide your viewers
when you stream only on kick.
So I think this is very clearly like as a response to Twitch.
Now, I think that this is a probably like having the option
to do that, I think is a good idea.
And the reason why is that I think live streaming
has become so much like metric space,
but I don't know really why this would matter
because I don't, I feel like you could tell
whether you're doing well or not, right?
One way or another, it's definitely a good idea.
Yeah, and I don't know how you could really make that better
worse. Instagram did it with likes. Y'all ever noticed so like, man, I really like this is so do
y'all ever notice whenever there's like girls that they will take a photo and then the photo won't
get as many likes as they want and then they'll make the amount of likes private.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There it is. Right. You've seen this shit happen before, right? And no, I don't
Girls I've seen a few of them and yeah, it's a thing. Of course. It's a thing. It's been a thing you grew up
I'm I'm chilling man
I'm sure we doing what we need to do. I hate internet culture. Yeah, that's what YouTube did. I know
But anyway, I think it's a good thing if people want to do that as an option
Like yeah, sure. I don't really have like a strong opinion on this one way or another
I mean, you know my outlook on it is like who gives a shit, but you know, there's some people that take it pretty seriously
Here we go. This is another pretty popular one. Let's look at this
I almost missed the most viral event, Jeff Bezos' Rocket Ball up, okay, I'll look at
that right after I finish this.
He doesn't want to debate anybody, he doesn't want anyone to-
I just don't understand how his fans- wait, what the fuck, oh- I just don't understand
how Hasan's fans can't see like how unbelievably cringy it is for him to say that Asmongold
should debate him, but then for Hasan to use all the exact same excuses that Asmongold
uses to not debate him.
I don't use the same excuses. I say I don't like doing it.
That's not the same excuse. I don't like doing it.
This is not an excuse. It's just a reason.
And to not debate me. Does that make sense?
Yes.
Like, a bit.
Like, I have to go to see using bullshit excuses because he knows that his views won't survive scrutiny.
Of course.
So if he signs us, therefore he should debate him.
But this transference 100% works with me and him as well.
If he signs us, he won't debate me.
But I'm saying it's because he's putting survive scrutiny like yeah, of course
So now he's getting hate for the same thing. I find this to be very funny. Yeah, right?
Again, I don't care about any of this. This is it. It's funny for me to see that like once again
It's like yeah, and and the real reason so do you want to know the real reason why Hasan won't debate destiny?
Is because Hasan isn't debating for like, uh, you know, he doesn't want to debate me for, uh, you know a
a, you know, like a meeting of the minds. He doesn't want to debate me in order to somehow,
you know, like change my mind. He wants to debate me so we can access my audience and
try to message to my audience and convert people to watching him. That's the reason
why. So the reason that's, that's why he presses me on it, but he doesn't press destiny on
it, for example. And the reason why is because destiny he has us to gain from because destiny
has a smaller audience. That's the reason why. And it's that simple. So you can go back and,
you know, like, look at it for any other reason. But as always, most roads lead back down the
cloud. That's the reason why. And they want some boosts and revolutionaries. Yeah, I mean, again,
I don't worry that shit will never happen. Well, I have no idea. I'm just saying,
Ethan made an entire video about that. Maybe, right? I don't know. But I'm not surprised.
But yeah, it's just kind of funny.
I didn't know there were two of these.
Destiny's audience already hates us on.
They do.
And so there's less of a reason for them to go out and do that.
And so they don't gain the same benefit from it.
So Blue Origin.
Blue Origin, we experienced an anomaly
during today's hot fire test.
All personnel have been accounted for.
We will provide updates as we learn more.
Elon responds, I'm sorry to see this.
Hope you recover quickly.
Here's our video of the launch at the complex.
It happened at about 9 AM.
All right, let's see how the launch going.
Here we go, guys.
You ready?
Well, that was a dud, huh?
Yeah, uh-huh.
Did it work? I don't think it worked. I don't see it anymore.
Maybe- cause maybe it's cause it's already at the moon.
Maybe that's the reason, bro. Like, that's crazy.
Think about how much- like, how much money did this lose them?
I bet it lost them over a billion dollars.
Straight up. Like, a billion dollars they probably lost on this fuckup.
Let me see, can I show the uh, is this the whole thing? I don't know if it'll show it at all.
Is this it? No, no, it's probably not going to show it. No, I'm sorry. Yeah, I'm not like a hundred million dollars. No, no, because the company value like you got investors like if you're an investor, okay, imagine, okay, you're investing in blue origin.
There goes your money.
That's your money that your money's right there. See that little thing that's falling on the ground that this little you see this little piece of plywood. Yeah, that's that's your investment.
another one right so it would stress them out it would and so yeah a way way more damage surrounding
buildings all the lunar plans and ruins holy shit so Jeff Bezos even tweeted about this all all
personnel are safe and accounted for it's too early to know what the root cause was but we're
already working to find it very rough day but we'll rebuild whatever needs rebuilding and get back
to flying, it's worth it. It's a rough road to the stars. That's about right. And so I think this
is the best, most alpha response that you can possibly give. Absolutely. Like, you have the
rocket. Like, do you know how many ships NASA blew up like this? Like, we had manned crews getting
blown up. We had this happen constantly. So really, and Russia had this happen, this is the process
of building something that's huge like this. But origin was picked up by the radar on the coast.
Oh my god, it was that bad? Holy shit. Look at that.
So it even got picked up on the radar. Oh wow! That is bad. RIP Challenger in front of
children with their teacher inside. Yeah, I mean sometimes I'm sure that's what happened.
Let me go and look at some other ones here. Wild footage captured. Oh my god. Look at this.
What do you think it was, Karen?
Was it 4th of July celebration a little bit earlier?
Yeah, it's a little bit of an early 4th of July celebration.
It's Newtown, yeah, I guess so.
And Russian nuke, of course.
Definitely.
I'm logged in and uh and I'm in queue I'll make sure I'm getting in queue right
now for the game
it ain't low it ain't going low turn it down I'm gonna keep it at zero for now
And I'm a walk in 25 25,000
25,000 oh, that's a lot of people yeah damn
So okay anyway, let me go back. I'll look at the other stuff, okay?
and but we'll get to that don't worry about it and
Yeah, anyway, so wild footage day
That's brutal
So this will be a moment or it doesn't even start for 40 more minutes, bro
like it's not gonna be for a while more than marathon. Yeah, and
Well, I thought there were 40 more minutes. I know. Yeah, it sounded me 40 more minutes
Iran will tweet that that was one of their it Ron will say that's one of their missiles
Blue origin explosion facts launch pad 36 Cape Canaveral as now has two of the largest rocket explosions in history
1965 Atlas Centaur exploded on a pad 108 feet tall
To 200 300 tons of TNT explosion equivalent comparable to 500 Tomahawk missiles hitting the same spot at the same second
seen far away as Sarasota, Homeshook, Windows Rattled. Oh really? Wow. Yeah, God damn. Here's
another one.
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China China Iran did this
Israel the Israel so why did it is really?
Why did Israel?
Why did Israel do this? It's just lightning you think so yeah, it's really bad
What do appeal I've hidden blue origin suborbital let me see here
Bezos spent years building a rocket launch in Amazon's internet satellite network blue origins
Glend rocket blew up and it's only launch pad the fireball badly damaged the pad and the equipment rocket science is hard
I've heard about this
Oh, if you turn over to your left you'll see that Jeff Bezos' rocket just got blown up.
I will tell you this though, imagine the hype for the next one.
Because that's the thing, and like the thing is that really, wait what is this here?
Seen and fell over central Florida on Thursday, one of the largest rocket explosions ever
occurred holy wow yeah it's a false flag you think so maybe it must be right how
much do you think the folly cost I have no idea don't say that Bezos won't do it
again? Well, I mean, I feel like he's gonna do it again. I mean, like, why wouldn't he?
Holy shit, this is massive.
At least he's in the record book now. Yeah, I guess so.
Did anyone die? Nobody died. Uh, it's seen. Damn, that dude, bro, that looks like a fucking eclipse.
Holy shit, that looks badass.
You see that?
And there's this that's how but that's the sound wave
Holy shit
This is completely takes this can we takes blue origin out of the Artemis fixture for the next 12 months most likely all those moon base missions
Man, it's bad is Katy Perry. Okay
Okay.
Okay.
Goddamn, that's a big explosion.
So it looks like the Aposter for Apocalypse now.
Yeah, I mean, it looks like it's straight out of like a movie or something like that.
So what do I think about this?
I think that, again, absolutely based, totally justified.
There's a lot of people that are like kind of, you know, maybe dunking on him or making
fun of him for this.
Also this.
a new Glenn explosion, Nuke map for scale. Wait, what is this? I'll pull it up and find
it. Space X-1, new Glenn explosion in Nuke map for scale, the largest rocket explosion
in American history. Oh my God. Well, that's pretty fucking big. So it's on the pathway
to progress. Yes, you are going to have backslides. You are going to have mistakes. You're going
to have setbacks, you're going to have failures, you're going to have all kinds of unintended
consequences. There are so many ways that something like this can go wrong. And ultimately,
I don't think that there's anything wrong with them trying to do their best to put out
a rocket and to do whatever they possibly can. To gain a ladder, as it is. There's a
gifted sub thing for PoE2. It starts from the league launches. I'll have to make sure
I'm in the category. Yeah, and make sure people give the subs
That way you guys can get zero emotes and absolutely nothing
I only have like five thousand subs or something because I tell you guys I get nobody should so but I have it turned on for
Quality options, but you know again, it's not really a big deal to me, right?
I mean who gives a fuck so yeah, and there it is be blind blown ask rock how many launches SpaceX does a year complete double origin?
Okay, how many launches?
I feel like Blue Origin doesn't do that many, do they?
I mean, I really don't know.
So Blue Origin only does 30 to 38, and SpaceX does 165.
Wow.
So I guess so.
Won't even be close.
Yeah, I mean, I hardly ever hear about Jeff Bezos' rocket
company.
So I kind of expected this.
But yeah, this is a pretty big shock
a pretty big difference even than what I had expected, like goddamn. And still a new rocket
company? Yeah, I mean, will you have to keep in mind that didn't the first three SpaceX rockets fail?
Like, I feel like that's it. I feel like they did. What is this here? A brief moment,
meant jazz goal is not at all made a 43 minute video. What is this here? And during that wonderful
time, there was a brief moment where we mentioned Asmongold. Yeah. That brief moment was approximately
two minutes long that's nice so of course as expected as many gold who is not mad at all
who's not
did you really have to do that
did you really have to go and use the fucking sound board really
crashing out at all turned around and made a 43 minute video is what are you jealous
Jones? I mean, yeah, that's what I can do. I can do that.
Instead of like arguing on instead of shit talking one another, right, or arguing or
debating on the issues if there is like any sort of disagreement, he's basically saying
my opposition is very angry and they're crashing out and therefore I've won. I'll always be
like, oh, you got owned and you were really, really mad. You got owned and you were unbelievably
mad and I am not mad or owned at all he's talking he's pretending to be me
right I think he's pretending to be me even though I made a 43 minute okay yes
he is okay one minute commerce I was confused because you know usually okay
all right you you had right yeah just you know I find it very funny that these
These guys will just like farm always like one minute mention for like 45 minutes. Yeah. And then their cope always is, oh, I wasn't even mad. I was just farming him. And I get, oh, yeah. I mean, like, I think Stavros is really funny. I think it like, again, I do think that a lot of guys have left this politics to get with women. I do.
I think that if you ask most guys, I think most guys act more woke than they actually
are in order to appeal to women.
I think it's true.
So like really that's a whole separate thing.
So like what I think what I said was true.
This is entire commentary around this was that Stavros is fat and I'm a leftist to get
pussy.
I didn't say that you were.
I said that's the reason why guys do it.
That's the reason why.
Also, I feel like that's very fair like I didn't get personal. I didn't I wasn't mean
I said shut up fatty because I think he's funny
So he wants to make fun of the way I look and so I say okay shut up fatty
I think this is the most reasonable not like I wasn't trying to get personal with it or anything
Really?
It did Jesus Christ. Yeah, I look like a ghoul. He's fat. That's just the way it is
And I think you guys already know my take on this. It's like, it's unbelievable
copium from like early 2010s. Okay, well, why don't you ask like, so why do you
think that there are so many instances? So like, for example, right, you can look
at different vectors of like analysis, right? So you can look at the differences
between like young women and young men's political views, whereas like young men's
political views have generally stayed the same, they've become slightly more
conservative, but young women have become increasingly substantially more liberal and
more leftist, right? This is what's happened. And I think that if you also look at, for
example, polling of people that say that they underreport their actual opinions on things
like gender identity, I think that you can cross correlate to that to being that guys
are underreporting this in order to be socially accepted by women. I think so. And like also
So just as a, and again, like I can't, I, he would never accept this, right?
But like, I'll ask my chat, like how many of you guys have nerfed some of your political views to make yourself more appealing to a woman before?
How many of you guys have done that?
Me.
So overwhelmingly everybody, right?
So, I mean, like that, again, and this is a random sample, et cetera, but I, I do think that what I said is true.
I think it's true.
Absolutely.
This happens.
When right-wing guys will always be like, oh, I bet you're woke just so you can have sex with women. Yeah, no
I
Don't think that no, I think that for some people they definitely do that they do and to say it
That's not true is very silly like why do you think there's all these male feminists that turn out to be freaks?
I don't think I I don't think I why do you think that you know like again?
It sounds bad, right? Why do you think that, you know, there are a bunch of like weird school teachers and like, you know, fucking other people in roles that, you know, are around young kids that turn out to be creeps?
Well, it's because you fish where the fish are. There's a lot of guys that get involved in this because they want to meet women. I think that's absolutely what happens.
I'm not saying all people are like that, but I think there's a huge strain of it, and it's very pronounced.
to be woke or
Women to find me attractive somebody took this personally wasn't even talking about him. That's not I'm sure it doesn't hurt
Like I'm sure my politics might my genuine political opinions probably don't hurt, but
That's not yeah, you know
It's not the case. It's not the point
Why do people listen to that fucking guy? He's fucking disgusting
OH!
FUCKING GOD OF!
Well, what do you want me to say? Like, do you want me to get really mad? Like, what am I supposed to say?
Yeah, it's not a big deal.
God damn!
Like, do you want me to get really personal and get super mad about this? I don't care.
God damn!
Dude, calling Stavros Halkias shut up fatty is so awesome.
And do you think like how many ghoul jokes do people make about me? Oh my god
What do you talk about fatty call me? Oh my god. Oh
My god mad don't put it in the newspaper that I am mad I am not mad
I guess like he's saying snobro's who smell bad cuz he's fat
Well, I say you smell bad, too. It's not just him. I said both of y'all probably smell bad
Why is he saying that I would smell bad? Yeah, I and I used to be fat your trans fat and
Also, like you eating food all the time. Hassan sitting on a stream all the time eating food
He can't stop eating food. And so if you eat that much food, you're probably gonna be sweating out that food
It's gonna make you smell bad
That's the reason why
It's pretty simple
Is it because I'm like Turkish or something bro. That's exactly the reason why it's because of your ethnicity. That's totally what I meant
You don't have to sweat to smell bad
You look like you smell bad city
You smell bad standing in place because you don't shower
Yeah, guys see this is see this is the reason see this is a sauna still trans fat
This is the focus that he has around showering fat people have this focus. They care so much about this
Yeah, I'll be honest. Yeah, um if we walk three miles if we did a triathlon. Yeah
I didn't say who would first of all I don't I think between us three if we're doing rankings on who is capable of walking three miles
I think stavros got you beat. I'm not even placing myself in this equation. All right
Come on. Let's be fucking real and let's be real, right?
Oh, I could like now we have we have a suck like imagine the bare minimum
Be and now this is again
Trans-fat mentality. I was not even thinking about not being able to walk three miles
Only a person with a fat mind would think that walking three miles is ever something
That's even inside of the realm of not being able to be completed. Of course. We can all walk three miles
That's easy, but your mind is still it's still colonized by being fat. It's hog logic
It is we're not thinking about if you can do it or not like you're way way behind on this
It's a fat mentality. Yes, it's them. It Jesus but
But I don't think as me though it has done anything dynamic in his life
For like the last three decades
So I assume yeah that given how sedentary his lifestyle is normally if he had to literally walk for three miles
He was just parish at like the end of the first mile
Okay
Again, this is more fat projection
It is it's fat projection
Every single every single adult can walk a mile the only point where you can't walk a mile is if you're really fat
Those are the only people that can't walk a mile.
Like, my dad was able to walk a mile after he had pneumonia, like, seven times or something like that.
Half of his lung was gone.
He was still able to walk a mile.
So, what are we talking about? Like, this is- it's- it's- or injuries?
Yeah, of course, right? I mean, obviously, if you're disabled, that's different.
Like, this is- Jesus, this is-
He's been- he hasn't- he hasn't been fat for a long time, and he's still thinking like this, and being a-
He's his mind is colonized.
It it it's golden, Coralinized, right?
Like you're you're thinking about being able to walk three miles.
Of course, people can walk three miles.
I don't know what to say.
You think this is the way it is.
He like he was a no dog.
We think you smell disgusting because you don't shower and you openly say you don't shower.
Yeah, and you look like you got, you know, there are more clips on the internet of people expressing that Hassan smells bad than me.
Visible stink lines on you.
Yeah, I think you as the average person who looks like they smell worse.
Yeah.
Asma gold or Stavros, like 99.9% of the time, they're going to be like, you dog, you look.
I think this is like an example of the second fattest kid in the class making fun of the fattest kid in the class.
I think that really if you gave them a picture of me and Stavros and they said which one smells bad, they would answer and say yes.
That's the truth.
You look like the type of guy that someone would hastily say, oh sorry, I don't have any change on me brother, you know.
He actually has no idea how right he is. So I went to the emergency room and I had like you know a mental health thing
Right, and it was like not not in a big way
But I thought I had something wrong with me and so I go in there and I'm like I think I have lumps on my neck
And so they check that there's an idiot. You don't have lumps on your neck
Why is your blood pressure so high and I'm like I don't know I'm stressed out
They said okay, why don't you sit here for a minute? Then they come back. They said are you retarded?
I said I'm not retarded. They said okay great leaf
And I like you have to pay and they're like well and they just like looked at me
They're like no just just go just go. It's fine
Yeah, so actually like yeah, he's actually right about this it's true. I
Never have bums asked me for money I
Never do
No, I did that's actually not true. I went downtown. I had a guy with one leg asked me for money
I gave him 20 bucks. I gave him 20 bucks, but that's because he saw me in a new Mercedes.
I don't got change on me, brother. Sorry about that. To me, like, uh,
our boy, our boy didn't have a too good of a time here with this.
I was serious. I was so mad. Here's the thing. Starr was basically the
bizarre asmongold in many respects where he's like wario like neither of them care too much about
their physical appearance it's obvious right then why would you think i got mad
um like that's obvious ours is like a you know getting healthier uh uh show and what not but
Hey, hey, hey, hey, I got my blood pressure down.
70 points.
That's crazy.
Like he's a guy, he's a chiller, like he enjoys his life.
It's very obvious, right?
And, and yet he has unbelievably good vibes.
Yeah.
And is very funny.
I think he is.
I think he's a really funny guy.
He's got great vibes.
I think his political opinions are fucking stupid because he agrees with you.
But yeah, I think he's a funny guy. You're right
As has been gold has rancid fucking vibes and he's not if I have rancid vibes
Then why is it that I have always had tons of friends?
I've had tons of people to hang out with all the time
I have videos of myself in like middle school and high school hanging out with my friends
There's like dozens of videos of me hanging out with people for like the last like 20 years of my life
Like if I really had such massive rancid vibes, I feel like that wouldn't really happen
Like I don't know
Yeah, I really don't think so at all
Grats on the blood pressure dude. You know what I changed nothing. I just stopped being a fucking idiot
That was it. I ate a little bit less Chipotle and I did exercise more. I
Don't want I don't want to say that I go for walks because then it's gonna be like no
I could walk a bio like it did I'm playing into his narrative right but I do go for walks so like
and they're extended walks and so that that did help money at all know this but I mean I was you
know I was a fat kid too we know we know everybody everybody knows it's okay it's fine
Um, and, and when you're fat, you, you are very sensitive about, but you're not fat
anymore.
So why are you still sensitive?
That's what I was talking about.
Trans fat.
It's a mindset.
Smelling bad.
So you're like extra attentive.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
He's agreeing with what I've been saying.
Listen to this.
And when you're fat, you are very sensitive about smelling bad, so you're like extra attentive.
Bro, I used to put fucking powder under my titties, you know what I mean?
Every accusation is a confession.
He's mad that I clocked him.
I could tell I could I knew exactly like that's that's what really got him going
Like I was going crazy mode. Mm-hmm like I would deodorize my whole fucking body and shit. Yeah, so
You know if you're fat you care about
If you're fat you care about the way you smell a lot more than other we know
We know man we we
I mean, literally, trust me, as somebody that wasn't fat
and I had to be around fat, people like,
we all know that y'all smell bad.
Literally, everybody know, like, you're not telling,
this is not secret, okay?
We know this.
People do, at least that was the case for me.
And that's certainly carried over to my not so fat lifestyle
as I actually clocked it, bro.
He's admitting everything.
He is admitting fucking everything. Oh my god.
And it's okay. You call that I did and that's fine. I'm happy for you. It's great.
Well, we're, you know, I got a shower at least once a day, if not some
I mean, he works out in the morning, right? And like, he's in California, does it outside, I think,
right? And so like, I get it, right? That makes sense. Sometimes twice a day.
okay that's
it's a state of mind
is he trauma dumping right now maybe
to state of mind
the older eyes the fuck out of myself even now perfumes even now all the
shit
i have a case on whom i do like uh... but
so cody got this he got this little it's like a clone thing
I put it over here got it for me like 10 years ago. I never use it
Honestly, like there's nothing that just smells better than me. So I mean, I don't really see the point I
I am terrified still of the time when I was a young boy
And I was very fat and I would I would always worry that my like ass sweat would be
You know repulsive to people. Thanks for
I fucking got you, bro. I got you and you know it. That's why he's dude
I'm sorry like I
I don't I'm gonna be living off this high for a long time like I am this is this is amazing
Wow and
And, uh, thing is, I worked hard on it.
I worked hard to make sure it's respectable, but he worked really hard to lose weight.
He works out a lot.
He cares about his physique.
He takes a lot more stuff for his hair than I do.
And it shows.
And that's great.
So you, can you, you don't have to, you don't have to keep putting out this act
anymore.
Okay.
Like you, you've, you've earned it.
You can stop thinking like a fat person now that it wasn't, you can, you can move
past this problem.
I want you to move past this conversation.
It's a trauma dump.
I don't know.
I'm just giving you a little bit of insight into my life,
dude, giving you a little bit of insight.
Booty switch.
I already gave the insight.
You don't want to hear it?
I already gave all the insight.
He's more defensive of this clip than when
he's getting called an Aussie makes you think.
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
Like, oh, yeah, he's not safe.
OK.
So true.
Can't I fucking court the white boy
be a little vulnerable for a moment, you know? I don't know if he's talking about me, Stavros,
or him. Like, I really, I think he's talking about himself, right? Maybe is he corked up? I don't
think his son is corked up. Like, this is, oh my God, is he white? Is he talking about me? Like,
well, wait a minute, wait a second. So can't you say, how can you say, can't a corked up white boy
be a little vulnerable? But then you get mad at me for getting mad, which exposes vulnerability?
Dude, this is honestly this made my day so much better. It really did. This is just wow.
Wow. I can't believe it. I'm not surprised at all.
I'll say that and it's just really funny bad and about the police what I bet they were
and you've started a winning yet I guess so I mean I'll be tired of winning
whenever I get my whenever I play Pee Wee right and I said I'd play it on the
release it's you know I said I do more gaming days and do stuff like that so
maybe we'll have a love a good time doing that today I'm actually really
excited so hopefully it'll be fun and today's a white boy cinema I guess so
right and the search fat lander I just did look look guys I'm gonna our let's
move past it let's move past we're gonna we're gonna go something else and we'll
talk about something else alright guys and indeed yeah sure it's trans trans
flight trans white yes sure right and let's watch it where is the rest of
these here I gotta find some more of the the comments and everything going on and
everything here yeah this is the explosion right here holy fuck and no
building a gross leak, I'm going to play a necromancer. That's my plan, right? And you're
going to have drops enabled for PoE. I sure will. I'm going to have drops enabled. People
can get the subs and get the pets, although I'd recommend you guys doing it to a smaller
streamer that needs it more than I do. But yeah, I'm going to play it and see what happens, right?
I haven't played a PoE league on release for a really long time. And so I figured that today
would be a really good time to just take a chance and do it. And why not, right? And just have a
little bit of fun, chill out and do everything else. And he quote, retweeted your post about men
versus women's trackness by the way I know we did I know I talked about it
there's no way bro like there's no no I don't believe it no no actually I don't
believe it I don't believe I don't believe it can get a rat like that I
don't think I know I think that's fake I don't think that they can it's too
heavy and they don't have enough surface area to hold on to the wall I think
it's fake it's a I yeah modern games I'm their target audience true oh Jeff
Lee Dahler shirt that's a new one I haven't seen that before I feel like so
many modern games are just forgettable these days the thing that I chalk it up
to is they're too afraid to have a target audience manhunt let's drop you in
the middle of a snuff movie you can slice dudes fucking heads off a razor
liar. They weren't thinking this is gonna scare people away. They were thinking this is gonna scare
people away. They even made a sequel after the game only sold a few million copies because
they were such a strong fan following. Could you imagine a sequel being made solely off of a fan
following these days? It's like a fucking fever dream. The suffering, a game where you go fucking
nuts and shoot monsters in the fucking face with a shotgun in a prison. You think they were thinking
We have to make this game accessible for everybody. No! They were afraid of scaring off stock holds.
They said, this is the game we want to make and that did. Now you gotta be relatable.
Look at the old Saints Row games. You played as fucking gangsters, legit gangsters.
You see who you play as in the reboot? They're fucking nerds. Well, actually, like, who wants the-
Fucking exactly, dude. Yes. A bunch of fucking nerds. That's right.
What is that in a Saints Row game?
I'm here to play as chiseled gangsters, dealing drugs, shooting people, robbing, killing.
Not some dork who looks like he just came from my local state college.
Yeah!
Is he the guy from Manhunt Relatable?
Look at that dork boy!
Is he relatable?
No, he's a dick!
Is Kane and Lynch relatable?
No, they're dicks!
And that's fine, why-
Because, because again, men want to be dicks, that's the reason why, it's actually the reason why.
That's not relatable, is it a fucking movie?
Mm-hmm.
I'm a related to this guy, I fucked this game!
You think people back in 1985-
you
you
you
you
you
over at the house every day.
Well, every day, I'd be sitting in the same bed
with dudes every day.
It's just the way it is.
That's life.
It was a great time, man.
It really was.
Sam, I think we just got tired of dumbasses is all.
Wait, you went to high school when you were 20?
No, I didn't.
I graduated when I was 17.
I was about to turn, my birthday's in the summer, right?
And so I was about to turn 18.
And so I graduated, I was about to be 18.
So, yeah, that's it and feet that bro. Yeah, I'm just telling you right and yeah three muskets years every day in bed
Yeah, yeah a little bit. It's actually Napoleon Dynamite. It was Napoleon Dynamite
What class are you I'm going to play so I'm gonna play a sorceress. It says you have to play a sorceress in order to
Let me go ahead and mute this real quick and get everything set up
You have to play a sorceress in order to have the best minion build right now
It's like something like a acolyte of Arashia or something and I looked up a YouTube video about it
And it said that that was the best one
I don't know what I'm talking about
The sort gen yeah, yeah, yeah disciple of to rush tout not not tower Russia. That's the other one
in the graduating class I was 2008
2008 and
And many years ago
Like a fisting monk, I saw a gaseous video about it, but I don't really like that. I don't like the gameplay
I'm gonna try the other one
Yeah, 2002 here. Yeah
7 for me. Yeah, it was a it was a really good time man. Like I enjoyed I enjoyed high school a lot
Honestly, I really did like I had so much fun in high school. I had so many friends like
Like, even like, in school my whole life, really, actually, I've always had like a huge
amount of friends and everybody that I knew and it was great.
Like I wish, a lot of times I wish I could go back.
I think that a lot of them in nostalgia for me kind of went away after like my parents
passed away.
Like, I want this to get dark, right?
I'm just telling you, like, that's just really what happened.
And so, you know, like that kind of, like it was like a point where it's like, okay,
there's no going back, right?
It's like the boats are burned, but I think about it,
and it's like, it used to be so good, man.
I was so happy.
I was so happy, and my life was so good.
Like, y'all have no idea.
I think there's a lot of millennials that feel that way,
and I think that's the reason why they keep trying
to recapture their inner child.
And I think that instead of doing that,
they should try to give a new child that life, right?
And I'm saying this, I don't have any kids, right?
But like, I'm just saying in general, like, you gotta move on, right?
You can't be, you know, the Saturn devouring his children.
You can't do that.
The side he was taking from us is what we really want, right?
But you don't know.
Something happens when you're older.
People don't do anything at their time, but my child was deep.
Yeah, I had so much fun.
Like, part of it was playing this.
So I decided, okay, so I decided, we're talking about Peewee.
It's only it's about the litter bath. Come on. Um,
I'm going to release my review on POE one that I,
that I did during the POE one closed beta.
It's a 25 or 30 minute review that I did in 2012.
I'm going to wait until the release of the full game and I'm going to release it
like two, two or three days before them. The ancient war wait in this for years.
yeah I think it's gonna be really fucking cool do it yeah and I think that
this resonates with me every day what is this oh no oh no
I want to dance now what the hell are you two doing it's called rockin out you
wouldn't have been dead you're not with it I used to be with it then they
change what it was now what I'm with isn't it and what's it seems weird and
scary to me it'll happen to you no wait a minute we're gonna keep on rocking
forever forever forever forever forever forever
oh bro it's bad isn't it it's bad yeah I know I don't even know what to say about
about that. It is what it is. Yep, it really do be like that. It do. And there'll be drops
whenever the league starts. I should get drops and everything so you guys can watch and get
that stuff and everything else. Sad but true, it is. We're all older than Homer now. I don't
think we're older than Homer was. I'm pretty sure we weren't, but or we're not at least
not yet. Maybe in a few years. It's going in that direction. You're menacing as far
I'm gonna play Sork. I'm gonna play Minion Sork
They said that's the best build. I'm gonna do it
Homer was like 38. Yeah, I'm not I'm not 38 probably
Yeah, that's all this hell
I'm like a 24
I'm like 24 and also by the way
I did see so like as a little bit of feeling good is that I saw a lot of the comments and everything about
about people talking about me like saying I'm like 36 and like feeling and a lot
of people said I had no idea he was that old
I know I know
that you're older now that's not what they didn't mean that they didn't mean
It's not what they meant.
Getting import bills bills? Yeah, I'm gonna raw dog it down.
I'm gonna just raw, I'm gonna raw dog, like just go in.
He's that guy, I guess so.
Oh, oh, oh.
It's going down, it's going down, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Give me in this bitch.
Give me in this bitch.
Oh.
Oh, there it is. There it is, 24. I'm gonna take a piss. I didn't really need to take a piss, but I'm gonna take a piss anyway.
Okay.
All right, all right, they turned me off?
No, I'm good.
Oh, excuse me.
Sorry about that.
Damn, this shit's going down fast, huh?
Fuck.
Great.
I thought you stopped playing games?
Uh, Israel stopped sending me checks.
So I've got to start playing video games again. I'm sorry.
The Jews cut me off.
We're gonna have to go back to video games for a little while.
Sorry about that.
Drops on? Let me double check.
I want to double check and make sure we've got everything locked in, okay?
Uh, just so I can make sure.
Ah, Path of Exile, where is it?
There it is.
It says I am check mark.
So that would be a yes.
So I got the check mark, I should be going.
165K on?
Yeah, yeah.
Rip Resident Evil 4 and 007.
I'm not gonna play 007 again.
It just didn't resonate with me.
I'm gonna play it off-stream.
I'm gonna try a game off-stream.
see what it's like, right? But it just didn't resonate with me. Resident Evil 4
I'm gonna finish it after this. Like I mean not literally after I played this
today but like after I after I after I beat every pinnacle boss I'm gonna
probably play Resident Evil. That's gonna play.
I'm gonna start setting an hour.
I like it better in the tag model, yeah.
After you, I feel, but they're both great games.
Residential 2 is the best, maybe.
Well, your ship feels like something to box with five guys playing Double 7.
Maybe, yeah.
Which is not my thing.
How many viewers does SwitchPW2 have?
Let me see.
Actually, y'all just tell me how many viewers do it have?
It's probably got like I say 400k. I'm just randomly guessing
So 370 I really am that guy right respect
My queues bug battery wall yeah, yeah, that's annoying
Honestly, this is gonna sound stupid. I actually like starting leagues five days late
because at that point I don't have to worry about the initial day one inflation
of leveling uniques and I can buy them for nothing. I can buy
them for one exalt orb, right? Or something like that. So it's my type
of thing. And so I'm going in raw though day one. I'm day oneing this, so we'll see
what happens. Just throw five C and do maps? Yeah, yeah, sure. Meta-builds also
be figured out yeah exactly like that's how I would do is I would just pull up the I'd
pull up the the directory and I would just look at like what's this around doing what's
Quinn doing what's fucking cute dog doing what's fucking steel mage doing like I mean
I know all the pewee streamers I've played this game a lot I've played this game for
fucking years.
Doing a hardcore run I don't like hardcore I like playing the game for fun.
I do.
Avoid Quinn builds they suck.
builds are actually amazing but you don't understand why they're amazing. Quinn makes
builds that are really good for stream content. He's actually a genius. He's one of the smartest
PUE streamers that there is, but you think that he's not because he's not killing the
boss really fast. If he kills the boss then the content's over. So you have to like, you
know, tie an arm behind your back because he's not stupid. Like, I remember back in
day like Quinn, Quinn, Quinn I play wow all the time, right? Like, actually I never played with Quinn,
I don't know if I did, but like we both fell out. He was good for the game. Okay, great. All right,
so runes of all dirt. Okay, hardcore soul cell found when I didn't do any of that. All right,
let's go. Okay, so use your class. So, coming soon, coming soon, sorcery. So it says I gotta play
Among a hunter is a sorceress
Sorceress so I got a way as a girl spider Akara for experimenting with the elements
Oh, man. I'm not the place girl
Dragons keeps you on those guy. I speak your peace
Why are they all hanging
So basically
In the story you did some bad shit, so I'm gonna give deep war
The witch and pewee won they used to say that the reason that they were gonna kill her and she was exiled
Path of exile right is because she killed a village full of children
But it was so dark that they had to change it
That was a long time ago
Yeah
Bitch was cracking fixer. She she was the hottest one. I do think the witch is by far the hottest one, but
Wow, which oh, it's the same one
Okay, so I'm gonna play lightning spells cold spells. Okay, you were banished
Okay
Name and arrogance keeps you on those part. What's my name gonna be speak your piece. We're gonna think my name's gonna be
Should I have maybe the N-word? Maybe I should name myself the N-word.
Baltimore? That's probably a better idea.
Okay, uh, you got Baltimore? Okay, that's good.
Karen? Uh...
Assgold?
Oh man, I'm really gotta think about this.
I could name the character I'm not gay.
I could name the character I'm not gay, but I feel like it's probably, it's not like TOS because like sexuality related.
I'm not trying to TOS myself.
Class of 2008, no, if you do that, they'll start sending you retirement brochures, like, you know, applications to AARP.
American Association of Retired People.
People that aren't in America.
Name a Bonnie Blue.
Never on her there?
I'm gonna think about...
I just, I need to think, alright, so we haven't, alright, so let me talk about the nature of the build.
And maybe this can help you all come up with a name.
So, I'm playing a character that's like, she casts spells and shit,
And she has minions that help her kill things.
Fuck!
Fuck, man. That was such a good name, too.
That was such a good name. Oh, my God.
Somebody says, name her Mordpy?
Um, female Twitch streamer, no, no, never on commander.
That's it, yeah, maybe.
Simparter, I like that.
How y'all come up with all this shit, so how did people have these fucking names, god damn.
God damn, where are all these names coming from?
Okay
Um...
Man, that was the best idea I had!
Fuck, bro, like the Floyd Mancer, god damn.
The Goy Mancer?
No, no, that's too edgy.
No, like, I think that's just, I'll probably get in trouble for that.
I'm not trying to take a suspension.
I've never had an accident on my account in like 15 years.
And that one's a little bit on the edge.
I don't want to put him in a position.
Snake Charmer?
No, no, that's his only fans.
What spell are you playing?
Uh, Goisiris?
Goisiris.
Dude, how do you like?
That was a good idea
Like I why is every good net dude every good name is taken like y'all need to stop
Okay, can't hurt her, no, no, no, and okay, the most base player base?
Okay, I gotta really think about this.
I'm literally wasting so much time.
This is so stupid.
Why am I even thinking about this?
Okay, it can't be anything with Epstein or something like that.
It can't be edgy.
It can't be bad.
answer is kind of a risk okay I have another name I have another name if
somebody takes this name I'm gonna lose my fucking mind okay
I
As month for it
Where's bitch yeah
Last let's do last
I'm gonna move my shit up
okay um all right so get up bitch get up bitch is it point edgy though it's not
a story yet for this humiliation okay all right move around okay we're good
all right let's move yeah yeah yeah yeah whatever you want
Nick oh get out of here
Okay, all right, let's pop off. This comes with you here. I should keep moving. Okay, let's get this shit done
The only thing right now is like just get through the hats I
Played this game a lot
Wait
I'm actually surprised. Yeah, where's my spells and shit?
I thought I already have one. Maybe I don't have it yet. I haven't played QE2 since a while ago.
Fine. What do they add? You have a sprint? Oh, I forgot. I forgot about the sprint.
Damn. I gotta hit one so that my damage has to...
So here's what we got to do
We got to think about getting we got to think about getting our minions. That's the first thing we got to do. Okay, large chest
Spark and hide. What do you need? Okay? Let me put this on
Okay, so this is a really good spell. It's a crazy crazy good spell. I'm gonna put right here watch
Inspiring
Watch watch this champion. I've never I've never died in this game
Oh, why am I dying so fast?
Wait
Yeah, why am I I'm dying so fast
Okay, here we go this boss
Let's do it.
See, Fat can't kill me.
He tries, but he can't.
He's stunned.
I feel like this is the best character I've ever made.
By far.
It's not even close.
Oh, I almost died.
Okay, skill point.
All right, so we're gonna go...
All right, so let's think.
All right, we got the first minions right here. Okay, so we got to go and get
No, bitch. Um, we got to go and get this we're gonna go in boulders lead and
Damage recoup would be pretty good
See like I probably should have looked up what I was gonna do I
Should have looked up I was gonna I don't even know where I'm I go
Like I saw like one menu and they was like these guys, right? Like let's get probably these right and
Then I'm gonna hit these
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I like this. I like this so we're gonna go
There's when we go up over here
Mmm, I might pick that up depending on how much I'm doing at the time and I'm gonna pick these up, too
And then I'm gonna get this and then after that
Let me think where else do we need to think about what else do we need to go look for more spirit?
There's like almost no spirit on the whole thing, right?
Yeah, 4% spirit, that's nothing like totem reserve spirit like this is not
Like I mean there's nothing really that we're gonna do here with spirit
Like I mean spirits not really say you get that on gear mainly so let's go ahead. Let's focus
it's probably like one extra guy right like there's a lot of a lot
what's this oh here we go here we go how does losing friendly I'm gonna take this
And then did I not oh, I didn't get some work
He hides it welcome to the okay
Except the quest let me see
Okay, I need to get one of these
Damn bro, like I see I oh my god. I wish I could get
So I have to get that this minions right and that's the first first thing I need to do
She reminds me of one of my how do I identify again is it right here, right?
Does he identify welcome if I fire so I know he doesn't it's been a while. I don't really remember a lot
And I guess I have to use the scroll
Okay, mercy for the Miller reward uncut skill gem. Okay, here we go
Okay, so I don't need any of that
Let's go
Sell and get the minion wand. I don't think there is a minion wand
Yeah, there's none of these
So we have to get one of these minion
Sceptres
So a level 2 skeleton warrior minion board is not ready for it yet. That's all
So let me see what am I gonna even get
You know ice Nova maybe I
Think we're gonna hit with it on earth
I like an earth a lot. Let's get this that's gonna help me do more damage
And I also get minions with that too
Let's go blame all first I probably should have yeah, you're right
Menians are free no no I will I will I want about
I'll do something.
I'll do something.
You see how much damage I've done?
I can use it over these things and they help me kill shit.
This is how you get minions early, is use on earth.
It's actually a very, very useful skill.
Act 1 is the main thing I'm afraid of.
After I get through Act 1, everything else is easy.
I'll turn it down a little bit. It's a little loud.
I love Sprint, by the way. Sprint is just like it changes my life.
Okay, go over here. Get this. Who's Farrah? Is this new? I don't want to do this guy at all.
The hell is this?
Speak to Pharaoh. What's up? Thanks for the help.
This is the lead mechanic?
Oh, he's a rune? Okay, this is it.
Okay.
of this bed. Perhaps we can aid each other.
Okay, that's about right. Sorry. I'm just gonna want one.
Rewards from the knowledge we uncover. Speaking of, let's investigate that remnant.
All right, let's do it. Ah, a formidable inscription, but we...
Okay, well, I don't have those words. All right, so let me see Orb of Transmutation.
Okay, let's do this.
So now I get two Orbs, right?
Wait, what happened?
Where'd they come from? I don't want to deal with them.
I just wanted free stuff.
What do they got these assholes coming out of nowhere for?
Damn, what the fuck?
I'm just trying to enjoy myself and then they do this bullshit, huh?
Oh my god, that was one hit.
I don't even know what to say. Keep saving? I guess so. Yeah, that's fucking nuts.
Holy fucking shit.
Okay, let me go back over. I will get this here.
Listen here. Yeah. All right. So let me go and get.
All right, I'm gonna put these on too.
New gear. That's gonna help me out a little bit more for survivability.
OK, where's the map?
I'm so slow, by the way.
Like I'm like insanely slow doing this.
I don't really care about.
I don't really care about like speedrunning. I just care about...
Apparently I don't care about running at all.
Alright, let me look around. I don't want to just kill one guy. Seems like it's a wage.
That's just so much damage, dude. Like, I've got to go and after this, I should be able to twig focus.
I need that
You see how like the unearth is really good, right?
It's like it aggro's these things and then I get these guys and they just do everything for me
And as soon as they get my skeletons then like it's gonna totally change my life
You're faster in some percent of the player base. Yeah. Yeah, it's just like I watch people that like a play the game
Like it's a job, right? And I'm like, oh my god
But you're right
It'll definitely be a struggle at the beginning, but I'm ramping, and that's what matters.
Notice of criminality.
Another skill game.
I wonder if I can summon more of my guys.
Oh, I should be able to, actually.
Where is the witch?
I know there's a witch in this area.
Should I be aggroing on this minion, Act 1?
I feel like this is kind of a mistake to do.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
I leveled.
I leveled.
They're good.
And so, like, now after you get everybody in here, like, now we're just chilling.
Before I go inside of the where is this fucking bitch
Where'd she go
Damn, I literally went every wrong way. That's the lack of experience man
Yeah, he said that it was the monk I
Really want to play mom
That's the reason why I didn't do it
Okay, here he is. Here's the first boss
Or mini boss
Oh, let me do this
Intelligence?
Alright, let's do it
Guys, I'm just gonna be honest.
I completely fucking mugged her.
I did.
She got totally fucking mug.
That was a joke.
Smacked her.
Yeah, that was easy.
Swank had that down.
Yeah, exactly.
OK, usually the burrow.
Yes, I remember this part.
OK.
Let me go inside.
I'm a portal back.
OK, so we got south of the ship.
So every level every level that I get resets this bitch and so now I can maybe buy something
Okay, buy or sell items. Okay. This this right here is garbage
I don't have the money.
I've only got $100.
Oh fuck, are you kidding me?
Are you fucking kidding me?
I've only got $100.
You can't level up now?
Well, how the fuck am I not gonna like sew your clothes?
It doesn't matter.
It's like four gold.
Can I sell it?
No, I can't sell the bow.
Can I sell the bow?
Oh, I don't like this one.
Oh my God.
It's a level two Skeleton Warrior minion too.
Like that's, can I buy this on the store maybe?
Like is it, there's gotta be a way
I can get around this, right?
So, okay, what if,
All right, all right, I'm gonna I'm gonna think this out
So because like that's a that's a crazy good item
So what if I go around and I try to pick up every single item?
Like
I don't I don't know like I feel like I feel like it's actually just cooked right
Woodman's locker.
Guys, I'm not gonna be real, like, I...
I think it's over.
I don't think we can...
I don't think we can buy it.
Like just straight up.
Like there's no way we can buy it, and then...
It don't level?
Like how am I not gonna level?
Like I have to do shit, like it's just,
I'm just like, this might be the worst day of my life.
I mean, at least, right?
Could be worse than that.
I just, you'll find another one.
Armor on another character?
No, that's the target.
Honestly guys, like I just need to,
you know what I need to do?
I need to just be myself.
I ain't just be myself and play the game. Everything's gonna be easy.
And before I level up, I'm gonna try and sell everything like you do you, exactly. I do me.
Like all this. Oh, maybe I'm gonna get, I'm gonna get gold out of the League event.
This might level me though, it's a lot of mobs.
Okay, give him Hal. Yeah, I think I'm going to level up on this. This is really bad.
Because then it's going to reset it.
Okay. Uh, skill gens, I'm going to get support, obviously.
I'm two bars down two bars it's over why am I not why am I not any damaged and
You quit this ball shit, man. It's fucking annoying.
Give me that shit.
Okay.
I just like how much does this sell for?
I think it's over guys.
It's actually over. There's no way.
Cause I only have 120. I need four. I need $400.
I need $400. I don't have $400.
It's impossible.
I think we're going to get duration, right?
How would you feel about duration on Earth?
I guess maybe brutality is decent, right?
But I feel like duration matters more.
That way I have more, like the guys are just around there more.
Like we all think.
Like this is all of them.
Just get brutality.
I should just do that.
many impact
so i didn't find sale makes a little difference yeah it's actually easier to play with this
let me try and see how close i can get
i want to see how close i got
okay this probably should sell for the most right
Eighteen dollars. I will treasure it. I'm a hundred and ninety. I'm not even remotely close, man. I
Am not even room. I'm not even it's I'm nowhere
Stay safe if you can
We're gonna have to go kill that the long boy, where's the long boy
This is really fucked up us poor I'm actually I'm actually a broke bitch
I've got a no, I'm not gonna put up right items for all like that's actually like that's some positive
I'm not gonna do that. I'm better than them
You'll see like once I get my minions everything's gonna be different. It's get every you you're gonna see
See if you see how good I really am
But where's the guys?
Where's the big guy self heat pictures if I was a girl I'll probably do that
Okay this is the first boss.
What's wrong with that?
I forgot about that.
Okay, I'm gonna spark him.
He's afraid.
Shit, I got him. He hit me.
The tape? Wait, is that new? Okay, and now I'm gonna summon the guys. Okay, now we're
ramping now we're ramping watch watch wait where's my mana go get him
That was so stupid, I almost died.
Oh my god.
Holy shit.
Holy shit, that was bad.
And I got a crossbow. Why the fuck do I want that?
What a waste
I'm again other intelligence
Let's see if I got any more out of this out of this bitch. Yes, please take your time
Should I just buy this so I have the minions right now?
Do you guys think I should buy it so I have the minions right now?
Yeah, okay, I'm gonna identify. I want to identify.
Listen, I'm investing, I'm gonna invest right now.
No, no, no, I can't, I can't.
No, here's what I do.
I'm gonna buy because like this is, it's not bad, right?
right it's 20% increased spirit so like I'm gonna get this until I can get a
better one so oh sorry you guys can't see it's just 20% increased spirit on
this one here and so pay to win oh they don't they don't let you buy they don't
let you buy gold man and like I guess I could ask people for money but like
like who does that right I mean really who's who's begging for money at level
three like that is actually like that's so shameless like I would probably have
I'll probably have to quit the game after that.
That's so bad.
You?
It would be funny if I did that.
It would be.
But I feel like I have too much self-respect for that.
I have way too much self-respect.
Wait.
Every dollar counts though.
Every dollar counts.
Okay, let's go.
I'm literally picking up singular pieces of gold.
Like, I'm doing one at a time. That's how bad this is.
If after I get through, by the way, what they told me on the internet is that... wait a minute.
You got to do it right you got to do it I
Got to get every single one. We're down bad. We are we're down really really we're down horrendous, so
You beg for gold at level three
Can you say that
Yeah, are you allowed to say that I don't know if you're allowed to say that
Okay, let me let me do this
This shit
Yeah
No, we got we got one more. Did you not okay? I can't let me go back
And this is this is rough
This is really rough
Okay, I've got my scroll
Okay, see all that?
So now, how much can I identify this for?
Oh, that's probably going to suffer a lot.
Okay, let me kill...
Alright, this is a boss.
It's like a mini-boss.
mini-boss so I'm gonna kill her and hopefully it'll be enough
whoa is it a good was it a good bow I could sell it but like I feel like that
would be unethical I feel like taking money in the game is like cringe
because like if you do that it like kills the the progression right there's like
there's no longer any progression at that point
The fuck is this, give me two.
This is, this, this build really, uh, like, you don't understand, like, we're actually
like, the build is about to be really good.
She's not really good right now.
Like, in like, probably like 10 minutes, like, you guys have no idea what it's gonna be like.
You're gonna be thinking to yourself, like, wow.
How did he come up with this?
And I'm gonna take credit for it, even though I will put up on YouTube.
And I'm just trying to do it on the mirror.
Got it.
Okay, um, alright.
not your kind deserve no better. So I'm gonna try and sell this. I'm at 287 gold.
Here we go. Fire some items. 182 dollars. Oh my god, this is really, this has saved
in my life. I have $496. So I'm thinking that we buy this. I think we buy this like 20%
increased spirit because that's going to get me the skeletal the skeletal warriors, right?
immediately I get skeletal warriors and I also get this like I think I walk in
with this like for sure more spirit yeah I feel like that's definitely what
happens okay can I use scepters in both hands by the way and like I have even
more minions can I do that
No? Okay, I forgot honestly. It's just been a long time. Of course not.
Okay, so we got that and now I'm going to do a skill gem too. This is a level two.
And now we're going to have our snipers. Should I have my snipers or should I have...
Wait, where's Minion?
I'm searching for Min.
I want Min.
Where's that skeleton guy?
Where's just a random skeleton warrior?
I guess I can't get that.
Okay, we're gonna get...that's all six.
I'm not ready for that.
I'm gonna just get this.
Okay, I'm gonna use the Sniper, too.
And then, I'm gonna do another skill, Jim.
And I'm gonna save this for now.
I probably should use Contagion.
I'm gonna use Contagion instead of Shock.
Alright, I'm ramping this.
Oh, I have another support gem too.
So now we're going to get...
Hmm...
What do we really want to work on with this?
I'm thinking about maybe we go with...
I think last gasp for the Skeletal Warriors would be a good idea.
Like that probably could be a good one.
Rapid attack, you think so?
And yeah, I guess I could just do that.
Seems pretty simple.
Let me just pick this up.
It's fun.
Where Azman's filled?
No, no.
Watch.
Watch the champion see that
That's what it looks like to be a champion right there
You see that that's what it looks like to win
Now, how do I get the other ones?
How do I open up my skills, Jemma-G?
Where's the button to move?
How do I open up my skills?
There it is.
Okay, got it.
It's G.
All right, so I want to do one sniper.
Oh, my God.
I need just a little bit more.
Okay.
So, now I have three guys with me.
I'm actually ramping see I told you guys Wardroon okay let's do a I'm gonna do this I'm
I'm a transmute watch watch the champion. We got my do so these kids run over here
Wow and also keep in mind now I can buy another staff
So I'm thinking like way off and do you think we should go with minion minion plus or more spirit?
Like I like having more guys personally. I like having a lot of guys
But maybe the plus one is actually better though, honestly
You guys want
Yes, that's what I'm thinking right yeah, I got everybody on the internet right now calling me gay
I
Really call me gay
I'm not you know, here's the thing about it, right?
It's crazy, I don't even think being like this is gonna maybe this is like whoa
Right, it's kind of woke for me to say this boy. I don't even think being gay is bad. I
Know I don't even think we should throw them up buildings. I
Know I know I know I know you can cancel me for it. Oh, I don't think we should I think it's rude to do that
And so like I don't even take a how do you think person over your 20?
Okay, I'm gonna get a I'm gonna get his strength here that way I can level up all right
And let me let me check the vendor again. I check the vendor
We're still on the gay thing they are
They are not me I'm not even thinking about it
Garbage garbage garbage garbage. Okay. All this is garbage. That's actually really good. I'm happy
I wanted it to be garbage
Stay safe
Cuz now I can start building up money
And if we get a rattling scepter if we get a an alchemy orb
Or if we get I don't want to kill the fat thing. I want to kill the fat thing
That's a gaze department. Got him you think so
I don't even know how he's playing. He's playing Season of Discovery earlier.
Like, how is... If you want me to play Season of Discovery, I just don't really...
Wait, did I just get $200?
I'm rich, bitch! Holy fuck!
Yeah, I guess I got an early wealth mod in PC, that's huge.
I'm gonna pick this up and that way I can put this on my Hawthorne.
Co-damage, we're gonna just put that on, I don't really need it but you know we might
as well have it.
Damn, where the fuck is this thing?
There's a fat piece of shit somewhere in this area, and I need to kill him.
You just don't know where the hell he is.
And also, by the way, like this build, like this build pops off in Act 2, okay?
In Act 2, so I'm in Act 1.
So this is actually, it's actually okay that I'm fucking garbage.
Wait, where is it?
I think it should be right up here.
Right?
No?
Damn.
I know I can't find anything wrong.
I think they're doing really really well now I don't want a spirit shield
but I'm gonna be stopping back and forth using a spirit shield or not but I will
be probably you know ending up with a normal shield the reason why is like a
normal shield just kind of it makes it more I can walk like I don't really care
about parrying like that's stupid like the only thing I really need to do is
just block and that way like I can just go into like an area with all my guys
and I'll be okay
I actually can't find this this is crazy
I'm not using all your spirit.
I can't.
As far as I know, I can't, right?
Can I?
Oh, I can do...
Okay, yeah, no, no, you're right.
That was actually really smart.
Thank you.
I forgot that I can plus beyond that.
Yeah, no, that was a really, really good idea.
Thank you.
I literally had one extra guy that I wasn't using.
There's probably people already in act two right now. I'm still in the second zone. It's pathetic
Maybe I should just try to play the game for fun and not worry about where other people were at
I'm just kidding. I'm just gonna hate myself
Okay, here we go. All right. Here's the next boss. Let's go
Do it see what happens
So you're doing pretty good work right now, see that?
I know that my damage is really low right now, I'm aware of that.
It doesn't matter.
See whenever he hits that, if that hits me, I die.
And now this is where I went.
You see how like as soon as I start summoning my guys, it's over.
Nice! Okay. Alright, perfect. And I got a bunch of stuff now. Is there anything I don't...
Yeah, I already have all the main slot items. My life and resistance is actually
pretty good. Okay, let's go now. We're gonna go to down to the bottom. Yeah, that
She went really well
Like I for everything going wrong like I do feel like
But for it to be like more of a struggle, I think things have actually gone kind of well
Like not great just like kind of well she's decent
This is the roach man sir. Yeah, yeah it is
Exactly
Here with the red veil I
Go to there and I get like a special item that I have to use it to open that like free that guy and
Also when I hit my next level, I'm gonna be able to I can get a skeletal arsonist, too
I don't know if I want to use him yet, though
I don't know if it'll be worth it
Do you know if the arsonist like maybe I could do like increase fire damage with
You actually like increased fire damage with them or something and then like oh, yeah
See this is where all the cops up and down.
See watch, watch out, watch out handle this.
Jeez, let's look at that bamboo.
See there is a vision here.
Artif, Artificers or?
The fuck is an Artificer or?
Oh, yeah, I probably should do that we all seem to think about getting jewelry
All right, I'm gonna get two of those and like some boss
That's the new lead mechanic? Yeah, you basically have to combine ship, and then it'll help
you combine horseship. You see how that spreads though, right? Like as soon as they get contagion
on one guy, it's over. Maybe it's over here. We'll find Amos. Oh, arms. Never mind.
Let me look up the vendor after this.
I just, I'm not wrong.
That's all, I was running along.
That old talisman.
What the hell is a talisman?
What?
What do I put it?
What the hell is a talisman?
I
This for druids
Those fat guys
Okay, yeah, we're gonna get rid of that. I
Never played that before
Okay, let me see if we got all right. All right
Oh man, this is actually so bad. None of these are good at all.
Wow, this is all total garbage.
Okay, let me go ahead and identify, I guess I'm going to just ID everything, like at this point.
I'm going to save like one item.
I will treasure it.
Energy shield, cold damage.
I mean, I guess that's like slightly better and this is slightly better than what I have.
Where did that? Where did this? 19 to max life. That's garbage.
No, it's not. Okay, let's get rid of all these. Perfect.
Let me do my gym. I'm thinking about...
I'm thinking about we do a Contagion gun how we feeling about Contagion gun
I'm thinking I think we do that because like that's why I'm doing a lot of my damage right now anyway
And let me pick this up I probably should get this 20% spell damage, but I'm not gonna worry about I'm gonna get a dexterity
Right now just so I have a little bit of a of an evening
Okay, we got one more of these.
And the extra damage from this will help out a lot, because like you think the damage
basically went out by like 30%, is a huge increase.
So 40, like D4 or P2.
I think the QE2 is a better game.
Like, I'm not trying to like say like, Diablo 4 is like the worst game ever, but I don't think it's the best game ever.
I'll tell you that.
Now, why is that?
Uh, why is the- like, to me, I just- oh, I forgot to put on down a- no, wrong thing, stupid.
Okay, uh...
Here's kind of the reason why.
When I played Diablo, the way that I feel about it is that I feel like I'm doing the
same thing again and again, but whenever I played Kiwi 2, I feel like I'm moving towards
like the longer-term goal, and like to me, like one of the things that like really kind
of got me kind of bored of MMOs is that I felt like I was kind of retreading the same
round over and over. Oh, this is the boss a little bit like...
This guy's actually kind of hard.
This is... are we gonna get walled in that one?
of
I got more of them.
This is really, this is actually fine, this is fine.
This is really bad actually, like, I...
There's my glass.
Okay, alright, alright, now I'm gonna win.
Cause I can resummon.
see it's just it's about having like winning the war of attrition that's
what it's all about
negative negative let's go
Oh
Shit
holy shit that was brutal easy archers are way smoother you think so I mean if
I get a little bit more more stuff I'll be able to do that okay Grell would okay
let's go back to there yeah that's what I supposed to do I forgot I didn't get the
items at the witch hunt. Uh, just told me that. As if it's hard, I need to make sure
I do that. See? Get both of these. Okay, throw that away, and we'll throw this way too.
Now I got a little bit of a heal. Demon form build this time? I'm already on demon mode.
I started, I started the game that way. Okay, now where I gotta go.
Talk to Ren-Lay. Who's Ren-Lay?
Did I fuck up? I fucked up. I went and fucked up.
Alright, what do you got for me?
Another support gem.
Runes. Oh, okay, this is actually good.
Alright, milk around, nothing else I need here.
see we're gonna be able to get so so basically we get spirit so the most
important stat in the entire game for me right now there are two most important
stats most important stat number one spirit most important set number two
minion levels like those two things like that that that is all that I need to
think about in my whole life you help them I gotta do this after kill the
tree. Let's see what power of the old clans.
Number hot. Don't get critical hits. Yeah.
We still motion. It doesn't matter.
And then let me let me do a skill gym here. So we're
thinking about
Do you guys think I should use arsonists or do you think I should use snipers?
Oh, that's a crazy reservation difference.
That's actually insane.
Snipers?
Okay, alright, let's do that.
And I'm gonna undo a warrior and I'm gonna redo a sniper.
And I need, oh my god, 20?
Hmm.
I feel like two snipers are better though.
Yeah, I feel like I need those snipers.
It's on your archer skill.
Thank you, man, you're right.
Okay, I haven't been doing that either.
I need to get a fire spell, then.
Okay.
Speak to Renly again.
I heard you had a line. I think we did everything though
Go back
Put corrosion on the snipers
What we got what we got actually for that a corrosion on them snipers
I think it'll probably we get that why don't we get the Warriors because we already have them no now
Let's get snipers corrosion
Poison applied by skills also breaks armor
And do they do poison damage
Did they actually do poison damage or not?
The skill does?
No, maybe I do multi-shot.
I feel like multi-shot.
No, no, we don't need that.
Do command skill?
Mmm, I don't know.
Like, that's a lot of work though, right?
You know what?
Honestly, like, I need to be good.
I need to just be good and play the game the way it's supposed to be played,
rather than trying to be retarded.
So, I'm gonna do that, like, you guys are right.
I use that, and now I can use the gas clouds,
and then I can break the armor,
and then that's gonna make my other guys do more damage.
No, you're right, you're right.
Like, cause I'm literally, I'm like, belly aching about using one button.
Like, I'm actually retarded.
Like, let's go ahead and just not even think about that.
Okay, search the Grim Tangler.
Ask him for help.
Open it.
Open it!
Good!
Is it an acro-matcher in his spirit, Mae?
Okay, whenever I go up against like a yellow or something like that, I think we'll need
to work on our health around the bad health situation.
Oh, it's these poison guys that keep filling my duties.
These poison cobs are fucking me big time.
Get that chest.
Maybe something good out of here.
That's not that great.
Once I level up, I'm going to port out and see if I can buy something else.
Do a 2 early access.
I picked sword because she has an ascendancy that allows me to do things
That's the reason why I
Know it might not seem like it's the right option right now, but like it will become the right option within a period of time
Yeah, also hot I'm not trying to play as a girl bro like
Where's Uno?
I feel like I should maybe buy.
That's 25% Spirit.
That's 20% Spirit.
What do you guys think?
Is Minion level better?
What do you guys think?
level
I might do minion level okay, I'm gonna do minion level. Yeah, it's also a higher level
I can't use that why not
Whatever okay, let me see
Only vendors with these two so am I am so focused scatterbrained doing this
Oh, that one's better. I might get that.
And I get rid of this.
And that's- oh, that's big money. Look at how many money that is.
Alright, so gotta reapply the gem. I gotta do it.
So...
I'm thinking about, right now, maybe another decrease of spirit cost? I forgot about that.
You know, you're right. That's smart. It's a smart idea.
Okay, so- oh yeah, that's gonna crap.
All right, so what I'm gonna do now I'm gonna use an augmentation and this is gonna give me a chance
So here's what we want right out of this we want to get either plus spirit for plus percentage spirit
or minion damage
If I don't get one of those things I might have to quit the game
So I guess we got to go back to over here and keep going
Yeah, let's go over here.
Oh, look at that ugly fat bitch.
Okay, now we're going to use the skills.
Oh, he's the armored.
No, back, come back! Guys! God, literally, there's a fucking...
Our damage is doing a lot better now. Like, I'm feeling really good about that damage.
Do you guys see this?
How are we feeling about potentially like an upgrade on King's Age of Gone?
I think we might have to permit crab.
Well that's huge.
Cold Resist, Life Regen, it's really not that great actually, but I might just pick it up
and use it anyway you need single target though I don't need to worry about it
the only thing I'm afraid of is the guy in the graveyard like I think that he
might fuck me but besides that I think oh shit okay here's boss
okay so now we're gonna do sniper rapid attacks so now I have sniper like now we
have level four sniper with double right see this corrosion and rapid attack
I'm out of control let's do it I might hit him with a poison right my guys are
well now.
Oh, it's what happened.
Where's he at?
So fat and sometimes do like a big explosion.
He goes that, right there.
So that I just avoid it.
So I'm good at the game.
And you can also do a big explosion.
I don't know where E4 is at, at the loop.
It's actually really bad.
At the vault.
See that?
Double, double.
Seek like I do really honestly like y'all to have the idea for me to use the corrosion
That was a really smart idea guys. That was really good idea
Rough grieves a medium life-lask. I guess let's go ahead and lock in with the life-lask
That's just better than what I have so I'm just gonna put that on I'm gonna get rid of this
I'm gonna use the support gem and then we're gonna do what can take you going and we're gonna do
I mean, that's pretty good.
I feel like I'm already using corpses.
I'm feeling like Swift Affliction is better, right?
Like I'm not crazy on this.
Like I feel like that's really it.
Use Unleash.
There's no Unleash.
Oh, there it is.
There's no underneath. Oh, there it is.
Repeatable skills.
I don't even know what the fuck that is, honestly.
Yeah, I think we're gonna do switch deflection.
And then next thing we're gonna we're gonna start juicing up our our our skeleton guys, our minions.
So so that boss, like, honestly, I feel like that boss went way better than the last boss.
like I'm yeah see see how much better see how much better damage that is
just quit this game though you can't just quit
honestly like not much just happened recently so I've been kind of like I've
been waiting on a game to play if you want me to be honest like you just it's
been a lot of a lot of like weird vibes and drama
I don't know wait wait wait what's this
oh it's a creeper
someone fair right
who's this idiot
I didn't know if this is the right way or not.
Vision 2 trust?
No, I'm thinking about like if there's anything else I would play.
I think that really, let me make sure I did everything there, right?
Yeah, yeah, I killed everything, okay.
So we gotta go and get...
Oh no, we gotta save this guy.
Okay, we gotta go to these marines.
So, Resident Evil's garbage? You think Resident Evil's garbage?
I thought it was really good, man.
Like, yeah, I thought it was a great name.
I mean, I guess not everybody's gonna like the same game, but like to me, I was like, I'm hanging.
Yeah, I thought it was great.
Oh, I got boots. It's actually huge for me.
Wow, that's actually really good.
Okay, let's throw these boots away. We don't need those anymore.
And again, after we get to that next level, then we're gonna be thinking about talking to the vendor again, see if we can get another upgrade.
Hold your own thing.
Well, I guess some people just might not like the game.
Like, I thought Resident Evil was really good.
I think some people would want you to play, like,
I've been thinking about doing, like, group games,
you know, playing with people a little bit more.
Just for, just to mix things up a little bit, right?
I feel like, you know, doing things that are different,
doing the same thing all the time is like,
it's kind of tiresome, right?
And I guess as soon as you just kind of go
do whatever the hell you want. I feel like sometimes it can be more exciting to do Resident Evil 5.
I feel like if I play Resident Evil 5, people will find me racer simple.
I think that's probably the best argument I've heard from me wanting to play Resident Evil 5,
so that's a good idea, honestly. Let me open this picture up.
Let me, let me, actually, let me normal the magic. That's pretty good.
And then a new modifier. I'm gonna just go ahead. I'm gonna modifier this
That's a piece of fucking fucking piece of shit
Garbage
That's all again my waffle
Is it you again? Yeah
It's just like I think people would just want to see more stuff like that just in general
because I know that like for example like the video game streams that I do like
they're really popular on YouTube like people really like it and I think the
other thing is that like and this isn't like I don't want anybody to think like
oh he's only gonna do extra life like I'm just talking about it like I'm just
I'm just talking right arm boars and arm boar let's do another support yeah again
You know, they're supporting me.
Let's see what you do for me.
Get flammall to pass on Sniper.
You think so?
I was going to do fire infusion on my guys.
And that way, they could activate it on their own.
And I wouldn't have to pass it.
Maybe that's a bad idea.
Oh, a medium anti-flash.
That's a really good one.
Put this up, and I'm going to put that on.
And then I've got another scooter.
So this actually like now like we are entering the realm of big dickery.
So you can see that I'm going to get this minion steal 30% increased damage.
This is going to be I do more damage.
This is going to be I do more damage.
This is going to be I do even more damage.
And then I'm going to go to here and I'm going to get these revive and I'm going to get area
of effect.
And then I'm going to do whatever the fight and read this, but I'm going to do it.
So I've only got a couple more levels left.
And like, the struggle session is...
My struggle session is about half way over at this point.
Actually, that's not true. It's probably gonna...
I'll probably might die in the first boss.
In the first set in the act-bomb.
Doesn't he always get necrone?
No, I went, uh...
I went, uh...
Thornsbill, last week.
It was fun, um...
But...
I feel like...
I like this league. I really want a big dick this week
I really do and
Because of that like I want to play a build that I have the highest competency in
Because I want to be able to clear all the in-game bosses
So
I don't know why they banned her steeper than
Like I know some people like some people don't like her or whatever like
I always thought she was fine right like people get so mad over nothing in my opinion
Why am I never able to find the items?
It's funny to talk about that, but I know that like that's like kind of one of those things where I finally got it
It's one of those things where like you know you say that about somebody like they some book that right and so like I generally try to not
do that but it is I mean it is funny right it's just a joke but like yeah
it could make somebody look that okay oh wow wow wow I got all garbage what a
bunch of trash literally nothing here is good okay so for the skeletal warriors
I think we're gonna do I think we could do fire attunement
so I'm gonna fire attunement and then I'm gonna do brutality
No, bro, I literally just put fire attunement on. No, I'm not gonna do fucking brutality
What are you thinking? Who's it who who said that?
Speed yeah, I think probably this attacks me seems pretty simple van him. I think I might have
okay and we're on need to go mausoleum
let's do this next boss
it would be good to get another scaled gem I'm hoping I get one of those soon
who's the only following I watched you build on YouTube it said to go this thing
with gins and like that's my build it's like a thing with gins and shit but I
didn't even really like I mean like maybe it's just me but like I want to make my
own build but so this is what happens usually when I make my own build is it's
bad and then I quit the game so if you all had that same experience where like
I'm gonna make my own build and then you realize and like act for you're like I
shouldn't have made my own build you just saw I do I do I don't like I play
like sometimes right but like I don't play it enough to where like I can be
confident in making my own build I wouldn't say I'm like a casual I'm just
like a journey man
is there anything I need to get here I think it's a special item right yeah I
I'm gonna do, I guess maybe I should try and get that box.
If I could I'd get the box.
If I don't find it, I don't find it.
I'm not always doing minions, because it's the best option right now.
And it's, like, so, oh yeah, I was talking about minions earlier.
So the reason why I wanted to play it is because I think that it'll give me the
highest chance of being able to beat the pinnacle bosses.
because it's the type of gameplay that I have the highest level of understanding of.
So like basically, it also is just strong boss encounter too.
So that's the reason why.
Like I had a plan for it.
It wasn't random.
What about Spirit Walker?
I thought about playing it, but I'm going to be real guys.
I think that oh you can have your own bosses as a I think I bet that's a trap
I do I bet it's such a trap. I bet it's gonna be garbage
Because like most bosses don't really do anything and if they have their own internal cooldown that you can't modify
Then like what really are you gonna get out of it?
And when he rolled a warrior level 20 and quit it was actually the worst thing that ever happened to me because like so
Basically what it was. Wow. Wow. Y'all see that? Is it a crazy that I can always go
the wrong way? Like at a certain point you have to say that it's impressive, right?
Like I've literally do- I've gone the wrong way on every map every single time.
Yeah, like my first QE2 stream, I was like literally like, because I was like, I can't
quit this game, right?
It's like, I've been waiting for this game for like three years.
And so I had to play the game, but I was so mad that...
Wait a minute, how do I get over there then?
How do I get over there?
Because I'm trying to get over there.
the fuck how the fuck god damn it maybe I should go get that forgot nah nah
fuck it all right let's go let's fight the boss
the wall was crashed so it's a really good middle
I have to key back, bro. That way the minions don't die.
Tank it!
I'll have to do a lot of damage. I'll have to heal up to this.
Easy. Oh, I didn't know I did the other side.
I
Didn't use the gas bro
Okay.
Alright, he's gasped.
He's gasped.
This is really like this damage.
Man, okay, alright, alright, let's see what we got.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, okay.
So we could have got, right now, we could have got a new,
what did I just get?
Oh, it's a great hammer.
I don't know why I got it.
Oh, oh, the necklace.
Plus four to all attributes is actually huge.
And I'm thinking that, actually, let's not think.
Let's not think.
We don't wanna make that mistake.
Is it a decent drop?
Yeah, it's actually a good drop.
Like I got a necklace.
I just need one more neck, or one more ring.
And I'm pretty much like locked in, right?
I think the other one's at the top.
Let's go up there.
I'm fixing a level again too.
As soon as I level, I'm going to go and see if I can buy another item.
Easy.
Let's go.
Let me see if I can get anything good.
You need a fire spell to ignite your gas.
I am the fire spell.
My minions are.
are yes i've collected these over time oh that's bad oh that's so bad that's bad oh
why is it bad what's this that's a lot of money too
okay uh let me see what i can get rid of i'm gonna just buy two of these and then i'm gonna
disenchant all these.
It's beautiful.
I'll just keep putting more.
Stay safe if you can.
Yeah, nothing good.
Hardcore.
I'm not going to die.
I'll actually be very surprised if I die.
Oh, this is my first minion damage.
This is my first minion damage node.
So at this point, you guys are actually going to see my damage go up to the first time.
See look at that.
Actually that makes more of the difference I thought it would.
And as soon as I cast that spell it's gonna be over.
Do they have a date for whenever the full game comes out?
You know what I think they're gonna do?
I think they're not gonna release all the classes when the game comes out.
Like, I just, I'm not, I'm not thinking it's gonna happen.
Uh, on Earth, let me see, can you tell me...
4.1 is like, actually a crazy amount, you know?
This is, this is December? Yeah, I feel like they're not going to, and the reason why is like...
I mean, five classes is a lot to release.
Like, it's easy to release like a new system.
Oh, I was already, I already went there.
Ah, I'm so stupid.
Um...
I'm always distracted streaming, right? So I'm not even thinking about what I'm doing.
So yeah, like that's a lot to do at the same time and I just feel like the probability of it is like really low
Not all but at least one more like Jonathan said I mean I'm not criticizing really
Well, I am like I would want to have all classes like I mean who cares right?
So, you know when it's ready. It's ready. That's that's always my outlook on it is like with any game like I try not to
I think that if you want the game to be ready as soon as possible, oh my god.
You see how I got on the blow-up like that?
So it worked.
GTA 6, lower your expectations?
Yeah, I mean, I don't have a super high expectation.
I just hope the game's going to be good, right?
I think that the more that people like, so this is what happens, right?
Is like people just go and they get on a treasure.
Fuck it, wait.
Did I see this before?
I know what this is.
See, look at the damage now.
Look at that.
That's actually a crazy amount of damage.
Did I double-dip it?
He's actually gonna destroy it.
Damn. That was really good. Okay, so I can use this and that is an insane fucking upgrade.
Holy shit. Spell physical damage. That's unearthed. That's crazy good. I'm actually
really happy I got that.
Why do you want me to do flamethrower whenever I could just simply use flame infusion on
my minions?
I'm not understanding that.
Let me see how I pop off on these, right?
See?
I literally just pop the gas right there.
I'm just not seeing a use for it.
see like I literally just pop the gas right there I'm just not I'm not seeing
like a use for it but like I also don't like I don't really know what I'm
talking about right like I don't really play like I don't play this for a while
Huff your spells, maybe.
Yeah, you see how much like that dude, that off hand is doing work.
Oh shit, what's this?
Okay, all right, all right, all right, all right.
Unique helmet, unique gloves, unique boots.
Which one?
Or unique body armor.
You guys decide.
It's a big boot situation.
You think about boots with movement speed.
Big boot situation.
Let's do it.
If y'all get this wrong, wait, whatever, wait, they're all dead?
Oh, they're different waves.
That's cool.
My own Sabaton.
Destroyed Artifact.
That's actually really good for me.
I...
Is that good? Like I'm not even really sure.
like obviously I'm gonna use it right by I just I don't really know if it's good
oh shit oh shit boys
this is a big box situation now all right let's do it
Okay, that's one time.
Front city?
No.
Okay.
Oh, I just realized I get four raiders out of this. Fun functional.
I can't let myself die though. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I see he's becoming more powerful.
He's getting longer.
Pop it, pop it. Got it.
Nice!
What's in the box?
What?
wait what what but fuck you like what what what why really big Jonathan fuck
you yes seriously okay all right bye so we got allies that is crazy good but I
don't need discipline I just I don't want to use that I don't really think
that's worth it like if this if this was the other one that would be crazy but
how I wonder is allies yeah it is minions oh man that's actually so good too
But it's just there's no way it's better. There's really no way it's better. I'm not expecting that
I'm gonna buy a couple more of these
Wow
That's actually a really good item
Oh, I like this one.
Damn.
Um, I guess I'll probably save that, give it to somebody.
Yeah, that's actually a...
Oh, shit, look at that.
That's $7,000 though.
Dixterrity.
It's got armor, max life, plus one level of all projectiles.
I've really got to get some more money, man.
I'm going to put this in the box.
And then we're going to get another support gem.
And I'm thinking about Contagion.
Where are we at with this?
Magnified area seems like it's stupid.
Concentrated area seems like it's stupid
Our glad honestly all these are bad
Like these are all just garbage like I'm not even gonna use that okay, let's do brutality
Because this doesn't do any elemental damage doesn't just as physical. Yeah, let's do brutality
I'm trying to look like anything else like no, no, we'll just do more damage
Rapid casting I really don't think I should use that. I mean, maybe maybe I should but like I just don't think so
it's really disappointing that I didn't get a better item there or like oh that's
just the way it goes it wasn't the right the right base if it was the right base
like that that makes for the save my life
that's that's decent so like this is for druid's and shit
the
What the fuck?
What? Why?
Okay, I don't want I don't want him. I don't want he's just
I'm not trying to deal with him. That's cool, man
That's that's so cool
Yeah, now honestly like I'm feeling oh shit
Oh, yeah
He's not saying about how like we can we can blow it up just with the explosions
One thing that I like about peely too
One thing I really like about it is that it focuses around being able to have elemental interactions.
And I think that the elemental interactions are really fun, because it's fun to do them at the beginning and then it's also fun to automate them at the end.
And I think that definitely makes it more exciting.
You see any mystery box items?
No, I mean like I remember one time they offered me some boxes to open, but I never really have done it
Maybe I could try it out at some point like I'm not really I don't care a lot about it
But like I'd be willing to do it sure
Let's see. Oh, we get one more box, too
We're gonna wait I didn't get that who cares. Let's go this bitch is way easier by the way
She's gonna die so fast
Watch.
Let me teach you the power of the Eternal's Marrakech Fiend.
It's the wrath of the Force.
I'll shoot one out of it.
Anvulance.
Hunter!
No escape.
I didn't know what she's doing.
What are you doing?
Alright, what about that?
Let me double up on her now.
You're done bitch. You're done. You're done. It's over. It's over
I'm holding my own why they keep giving me bullshit
Every item I get is something I don't want and I never get what I do want
Okay, this is this is the hardest boss in my opinion like if I can beat this guy, I can beat the game
Here we go
What is this?
This is the hardest boss.
All right, I have to be 100% focused then.
That was a mistake, I shouldn't have done that.
Not moving out of the poison.
I put that there for you to stand in it.
He's down, he's down, he's down, get it?
Come on, be real.
This guy got his dick destroyed.
That fucking Annihilated.
Absolutely disliked.
That was fucking flawless.
Holy shit.
I'm not gonna see what I got, man.
That was so good. A great manifest too.
Okay, let me see. I'm gonna see what I missed, man.
Ripped his dick off. You could say that.
I think that's actually a really good way to say it.
I like that.
Let me pick this one.
Alright so we're gonna go, rock the fin, hand-dismiss it.
Yeah imma do that.
Okay, wait for the survival of the hooded one.
Where's he at?
I don't know how to up it, so let me see what I got.
Okay, and I'm gonna buy some more of these.
And we're gonna get, unlock all these.
Oh man, these items are so good, but it's just the wrong base.
I can't use this, I don't need it.
I'm gonna put that on this. It just gives me more mana, right? Yeah, that's okay. I'm gonna put that on
I think at this point I'm just gonna sell this get rid of this
Realistic immunity is this either
Okay, so and I still can't buy that neck if I could bought that neck it'd be so good
That's good and we got it
Don't you have the hood of one you know
Crops are oh, yeah, I know why man
You're played on act for I did I did once I played act for once
Like I like the boat thing
Like so it's a boat thing is that like the new delve the in-game thing like I
I'm just trying to grow
Look at all these cops
I should ask him about this.
That's an expedition.
Hit it. This is going to be a lot of pox after this one.
Ritual is one of my favorites.
The reason why is that I don't have to do anything.
The only point like that, I hate it whenever the purple balls show up.
I like it when there are no purple balls and I hate it when there are purple balls.
Uh, painted tower shield. I want to get a good shield but I'm not ready for that yet.
Okay, where are we at with the skill gem?
So, we're at somewhere here.
All right, so why don't we just pick up this sniper right here?
I think that we pick up another sniper level and then can I oh, bro. I can't do another one
Dude I am one spirit away. Oh
My god, what a bad game. Okay. Well, we'll figure something out
I'm dead.
I got spirited away?
Yeah, I did.
Well, actually, I'm gonna be honest, I almost did, like, right there.
I hate those lightning morons, these two.
Actually, in Peelee 2, I don't hate them.
In Peelee 1, I hate them.
In Peelee 2, there are.
Okay, let's go back.
Let me go right now.
See like the poison like I love contention. It's like it's so satisfying whenever you see it just like COVID everybody.
You see that?
Jesus.
Okay, bring it on.
And then is this my big- oh, this is my big day. Minions deal 30 and that's not more but it's increased, right?
Because you've hit, I hit targets constantly.
Spell damage one of your minions died recently that's actually gonna be fucking insane
By essence train as well, I don't know what that is so I'm not gonna buy
Okay, whatever you don't have for me
Please be good
Nope
I'm just looking around, get some more far, well that was literally all garbage.
And we'll have this, I feel like we gotta get that gale back together, we gotta get
this gale back together so I can give people loot.
Like that's crazy, that's a plus one everything, that's really good, that's a strange sacramentation
I think I can take this credit. Really?
Maybe I should do that.
Oh, that's right. Uh, we gotta go up here, right?
There's a lot of objectives in this area.
Oh, wow. It took a lot of damage.
Is this strong combo?
If you played, you know. Yeah, I never really played it.
come on oh actually this could be good this could be good okay we got oh okay
alright armor max health max life is this gonna take me out of a
functionality no it doesn't okay I was worried it would take me out of a
functionality but yeah I'm gonna use that instead
I really need to start using the poison more.
I feel like I'm not doing it nearly enough.
It's probably the biggest mistake I'm making right now in my fight through.
It's first reason for room stuns, okay.
What's this? Oh, that's right. There's a fucking cop sucker in this area.
I forgot about him.
Can you abuse someone's poison?
I think you can, yeah.
I'm pretty sure you can do poison on him.
At least now we're making a lot more progress, we're going a lot faster.
This is going pretty well.
see you can see now guys like now I'm starting to cook right like I think that
we're doing way better than we were before like at the like probably I
would say this is like twice as good as where we were at previously maybe we
want to read download it's a great game like you know I tell a lot of people
like I play a lot of video games I do I think it's basically like my main
activity
you probably do because you're not following a build guy I'm not ready for
that one yet. I'm gonna wait. I'm gonna do the other two objectives in this area too.
There's a special name to leave you and there's also a mini boss. So it's like some retarded
bird with a bell. If I can give a bird, it's got a bell. That's literally what it is. And
Where the f**k is he though?
It's like a f**king movie about to do something.
I'm scared of scaling monsters ramp over the... oh no that's not it.
Damn wait how did I not find it? Is it down?
I mean I guess it has to right? I mean that's why I'm not finding it.
So, oh wow, no, this is good, like, I'm thinking about, like, I don't know really how far
I'll be able to get, like, this league, but I really think that I can try and go for the
pinnacle bosses.
I'm really feeling like, especially with such a big update, I think this is going to be
my last hurrah with this game until the new, until the full game comes out.
Like I because like at this point like I feel like this is their last big update until the big game comes out
So like I think this is why I really just like go all the way in
Okay, here it is. Here's mr. Berg
Dude my damage is so good right now
Like this is actually insane
They seem to nice league
I'll stop right here.
This is where it gets to about.
I'm trying to bring it back in there.
Oh, I took the ammo.
Let's keep it a thing.
I've got to come to final area
Yeah, we're really doing well right now. This is the best time to go balls to you. That's what I see
That's exactly what I was thinking
My thinking exactly
He's going to do like a spread attack here.
Broke his armor right there. See that? That's his armor. Broke his armor.
Ooh!
Wow!
Wow!
That was insane!
Okay, I'm feeling so good about myself right now now. We got to go there. We got to go there free phone. That's the next area
We got to do
Huge yeah, I mean like that actually went really well
Okay, let's try to use more of these
Why can't I get to him? Oh, I'd go over here.
You need your damage, that's all? You're very strong now?
Yeah, I mean I might have to respec a little bit to make sure that like...
Oh, actually, just my level. I just realized that.
You see, like, oh, I didn't realize how much break damage it did.
You guys see that?
Oh, shit!
A basic damage, a basic hit for attacks with weapons, I don't really need that.
Oh I got three levels.
Okay so increased spell damage, I think we're gonna lock all this down right now and then
I'm gonna hit this, I'm gonna get one more intelligence and then I'm gonna get strength
after that.
This is actually huge for me.
Let me check the town portal right now. I want to see if I can buy a new weapon.
Sorry, I like to hold on to bits and pieces.
Please.
I need to catch your eye.
Oh my god, why is it so bad?
Why is it so bad?
Why is it the worst item I've ever seen in my life?
I still can't buy this. Like, that's expensive.
Okay, I'm gonna get rid of that. I'm gonna buy some more of these.
Armor that's obviously not worth it like I'm gonna be real like this is just garbage. I don't like this is bad, right? I can just sell this
Can I sell this or not?
Yeah, okay good stop buying wisdom
Okay, I'm actually gonna put some more some more stuff on my here
I'm gonna take this off and I'm gonna do another one magic modifier
That's 12 more health. That's really good
And
We can't do anything else right now
That's really about
That's about all we can do. Okay, let me use these two
I'm gonna on earth as well
Wait, my- my- on Earth was only level 1?
Wait, what?
Really?
Damn, that was stupid, huh?
I- I didn't even know I was only level 1 on Earth.
I don't really care a lot about the rest of these right now. I'm just gonna kind of
I'm not really seeing any of these that are that useful
We're gonna stick with this. I probably you guys are saying I should use essence train. I probably should I'm just not comfortable with it right now
So I'm not gonna use it
Having orbit storms could be useful too
I probably should get orbit on I'm talking who cares like I'm doing so well this amount
I don't need to min-max you do you that's exactly what I was thinking so you see that
damage now I got died off that guy died so fast oh this is where that yeah okay all right
This is the last thing we need.
See, watch.
Wow.
Wow.
Many impact. I don't think any of this really...
I'm not really seeing anything that's like super great.
More damage, I don't really care about that.
Unleash.
I guess I could use this.
Like, I don't even know if Unleash is good.
I'm gonna just do it and see what happens.
Like I've never even used it before anyway.
I feel so I should use it.
So let's see if it's any good.
Pro Fandy makes your self stronger?
Oh yeah.
How much longer for this?
For what?
For the game?
Only like probably 100 more hours.
Yeah, probably, that's it.
At that point I'll probably do one.
Could be longer.
Depends on like, you know, RNG.
Could be 200.
I feel like nothing important happened to them like anything happened to them I'm like really
trying to think like I feel like it didn't like I'm all about paying addiction shift
Like, not really.
Ooh, ooh, that's a lot of purple things.
Tomorrow or something?
I'll have a smile.
I don't think, uh-oh, I guess that, um...
No, no, I remember it was that one thing.
Uh, fucking...
What do you call it?
That rocket should go on now.
Like, that was kind of crazy.
Oh, I can't go down now.
You got a song out of a song done?
That was crazy that like I literally...
It's just crazy like you still think like a fat.
Like it's just... wow.
He got me colonized.
I still think like the thing is like a song like him, like how he grew up fat.
Like I grew up skinny.
I wonder if I wonder if he also like wouldn't wouldn't he wouldn't take a shirt off in the pool like for a while
I was gonna like that too
And so like it's funny because like I actually had the same problem that he did
But it's just like the opposite problem where like I was too skinny feel made fun before he was too happy
So like I'm not like I don't really take any of that shit seriously like you know people like to get mad, but like
It's just it's generally just a fun.
Alright, some people get personal about it, but I don't really need to.
This Kiwi, instead of Chain Lightning, is 5 dollars.
I couldn't, I think there is a build now you can do, but I kind of have some Chain Lightning.
Look at this damage!
Wow, that did a lot to me, did you guys see that?
I'm kind of stressing out, like I feel like maybe I've been neglecting my health
Uh, in-game
In-game
Uh, before there's another fucking Twitter- Twitter fucking post with like 3 million views
About like, I'm talking about like, feeding birds
And like, they're like, yeah well, you know, he doesn't have a girlfriend
And I'm like, yeah, god thanks a lot, I really appreciate y'all and I'm about that
It was great, that's exactly what I wanted to hear
I have a beef jerky deficiency. I actually have a Reese's peanut butter cup deficiency. I have to eat five a day
for uh, I'll uh, spontaneously combust.
I usually, as I said, like I really think that eating candy non-stop is like OP.
There's a lot of people who think like it's bad for you, but like
I don't think it is.
Okay, this is the last one. Give me a minute.
Alright, I wanna see if this is any better than what I have.
That's how it is.
Oh, shit, I almost died.
Shit.
Oh, there's three separate rituals I need to do.
I thought this was the third one.
Let's go back over here.
My girlfriend's eating candy every day since 20 years.
Yeah, I actually think that really...
Because there's plenty of...
I think it's also about repetition.
I think that the body is...
And I'm not a doctor.
I think the body just gets used to things, even if it's bad things, it'll get used to
them.
But you guys seem like, even in a league like this, it's just nothing, bro, like, that was easy.
Okay, we got it.
Except this best start.
Yeah, I heard you can't get used to anthrax either.
Yeah, I'm not sure though, I haven't eaten anthrax for like a while.
So I can't be certain.
Yeah, this contagion shit is so fucking okay.
Look at- look how much damage I'm doing, this is nuts.
Wow.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Uh huh.
So, let me do Strength again, I think we need more more Strength and oh man, what are we
doing about Recoop?
Mmm, that's nice but I'm not really about it.
Okay, next thing we need to do, we need to lock in on this.
revives and then minion health and then more minion damage.
I think that's what we do next.
And let me let me pour it out and see if I can buy something.
Okay.
Where's the guy?
All right, please, please, please.
Oh my god, it's bad.
It's actually why is why are they all bad?
Oh my god.
So frustrating, man.
I haven't gotten anything good yet.
Okay, so Spark, I could get that.
And then we could get...
I have the sniper locked in, Contagion, or Unearthed.
I think we're gonna get Unearthed because it gives you more constructs.
Okay, let's go this way then.
See, I'm ready to get my ascendancy already.
If I get that, like this, by the way, this is the next boss.
I'm not really that nervous about this boss.
A little bit, but not really.
These aren't the presidents?
Yeah.
Let me do that.
Yeah, let me do that.
I don't really like it. It's hardly like Hot Pocket.
I have a lot of different interests. Like, I don't like to lock myself in while I'm doing one thing.
Just generally, that's what I feel.
I don't know about you guys, but I'd just rather do a lot of different stuff.
Okay, here we go. Here's Boss, Boss, Boss.
Oh, he just killed all my guys!
Dude, this guy's getting dicked!
Look at him!
Okay, let's hit it.
a face turn.
I know how that worked.
I don't know if this guy's mechanic is much stuttered.
I have to get out of that.
So that's like an area denial or something?
Well, I can just go around.
I'm going to move away so he has to move to me.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Jim, can I use that?
Oh my fucking god, yes.
Oh my god.
And now I get a spirit gem too?
Okay, Rage and Spirits.
I feel like Rage and Spirits is just better, right?
Well, I don't really use
Beginner charging energy shield for a buff
Honestly, I think all these kind of suck dick
They all kind of suck dick guys
I'm just not really
But why don't we yeah, I mean it all costs spirit, right?
We're like I already have plague bearer. What's this here poison damage? Who cares about that?
Yeah, let's not even use it
Let's not even use that and let's double up on the on the big gigs
So let me show you what I mean by that
So we're gonna go to here you still have snipers watch this
one
Oh, I did the math wrong.
Oh, never mind.
Can I do, can I do, uh...
Mmm...
I think two warriors is better than one sniper. What do you guys think?
I feel like two warriors is better.
Time for some more to guess. Yeah, but warriors are more like, yeah, yeah, that's true.
Chaos, or? Oh, that's huge. In Act 1. What a good day to be me.
Okay, let's go over here. And I'm gonna just go back. Now we need to go to that next area.
totally beat in this area so what I'm thinking about right is like because the
warriors are already doing a lot of damage and like I am gonna be able to
juice them again whenever I get like another level and I can buy like a better
staff that has a higher level warriors so like whenever I have that I feel like
I'm in a much much much better situation but that helmet really anything or
build good man you proven wrong well it's just again like it's act one like I
wouldn't get too excited okay what's that to talk about I mean what I really I
wouldn't get that excited this is just this is only the beginning now I think
I think my build would do well but I guess like okay so what's the next line
thing it's that cock sucker in the in the church is the next one it gives me a
buff I'm pretty sure what else do I need to do in this area I need to do crop
Cereals a chest. Oh, that's right
Look at my damage, we're sorry my health I take so much damage
insane
Is the news guy cosplaying as a video gamer yeah
who knows loot box okay let's go in there we got to get the loot box I played this game
before I bet they designed this right after Diablo mortal yeah I think that gives me something
I forgot what it gives me it gives me something I was showing just to read about you really
What do you say
One of these guys like I'm going to go over there. I'm like
Do a show with them assuming it's not negative, right? I just been so busy caught up in my own life
I haven't really been thinking about anything other than just fucking, you know the day-to-day
I usually make that a say he said you're gay. He said I'm gay
Like ever see everybody's talking about it are people really upset about that
like I feel like again it's just nature right some people hate nature they do
they hate nature they don't they don't want to admit that I'm right about that
men being more attractive than winning things it probably embarrasses them I
I said before, right? I could suck a dick it wouldn't be getting it.
Like, I'm like... there's like...
Let me see, okay I got that. I don't need that.
Uh, what the fuck? Okay, let me...
No, I just get to leave now, right? I don't think I need anything else out here.
Blackout Shares. Do I need anything to buy a Spoonstrain? I feel like I don't. It's just like a random item.
What? No, no, think about it. Think about it.
So, so, alright.
So, if you have...
No, no, we'll go back to this one because I'm trying to find this next area. I gotta move.
Um, so if you are a gay dude and you have sex with a woman, you're not straight.
So, like, I mean, think about how many gay dudes are like, okay, well, you know, like, maybe I'm a gay, maybe I'm not.
then they start dating a girl and then this guy's like god damn, is this what you like to put up with it?
fuck, ok, and then he's like, he decides he's gay, right?
and so, what my point is is that...
wait a sec
I don't really give a fuck about any of this
I can turn that in later
it doesn't cancel out the game, does it?
well, it doesn't, right?
and so like, having sex with a man
like there's a there's like a like um you know let me let me just do this let
me let me focus on this cold resistance I feel like cold resistance matters
the most so I don't get frozen feeling lucky no you found my loot I think okay
I get more more points. Okay. Bye
Garbage
Okay, I got two more points. I'm gonna lock in one intelligence and one dexterity
Probably should do two intelligence and actually is to do two do two intelligence. Excuse me. Fuck. All right
And let me go back
Yeah, I gotta go here.
Plants, yeah.
So here's what I'm trying to get at, right?
It's like, so really people say like,
it's gay to have sex with a dude. It's only gay to have sex with a dude
if you want to have sex with a dude.
Right? Cause like you can't, it's not like it's a switch
switch that flips in your head. But I can look at every dick in the world. Like, theoretically,
I could see every single dick that's ever existed and I still wouldn't be gay. Right?
Like, it's something you either are or you're not. So, like, I think a lot of people are getting mad
at me for what I said, but I think that really it makes sense. It's just people don't want to take
I'm not level anymore because it stresses me out.
They're afraid of being considered gay.
I'm not afraid of people thinking I'm gay.
I'm not at all.
Take away at mine.
Some people see a world not mad at you.
See a world of dicks.
Well, I mean, if you add up dicks, that is not bad.
See, really, think about it.
It's kind of the same thing.
Do you take young teachers dicks all the time?
I mean, like, I just, I think people are overreacting.
Everybody, as always, is overreacting.
And they're doing it performatively
because they don't have the same confidence that I do.
Like, I'm so confident in my sexuality.
I could have sex with a man.
I could suck a dick.
And I would not even feel gay.
It would just be like eating a hot dog
that you can't swallow.
It probably does not taste as good.
I'm being serious.
Alright, close stuff.
Why can't you resist me?
Please, this guy's a dick.
That's gay.
That's what some people say.
Okay, alright, now I got...
Oh, this is actually... this is a big... this is a big node for me.
So I'm thinking that we do 30% max life overall is a lot, but I don't really, hmm, 10% more damage with command skills.
I only use one command skill. I don't know if it's really worth it.
I don't you know why cuz I don't like guys with dicks that's the reason why so I'm not
gay so if you like them boys you're more gay than me that's false advertising why was
I was even thinking about that, but you're right.
Make a chatterbait and prove it?
What do you mean?
Wait, oh, oh, I already got that.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
This is the next big beat.
What was it?
Oh, just cut his head.
Damn.
This guy sounds like such a badass.
See how stupid and retarded he is?
See, he tried to do that big dick.
Oh, wait, oh, it didn't even happen.
Dude, this guy's getting destroyed.
Oh my god, what the fuck Jesus that was amazing
Hey, let me get you okay, so we have to get
I'm gonna do another one. I don't want to sell that. I don't want to sell it. I don't want to have anything to do with it
These walls are oppressive
There's no true neutralizing this other ones gay or one's not no it is true because
Like for example, like if you're bisexual, it's just it's different being gay
But being bisexual is not being gay
Like that's totally different.
You're buying sexual and you're non-binary?
Uh, well you're both binary.
Okay, uh, you know, they're skilled- oh that's a little five, well that's huge.
Okay, and I did that.
Okay, good.
Let me talk to her again.
And all this is also still garbage.
These are all so bad.
They're so bad.
Ooh, they're so...
Alright, what's this here?
Uh, it's trash.
Okay, everything here is bad.
And then we're gonna do a skill gem.
And then this is gonna be really big for me, right?
This could actually be huge for me.
Yeah, let's do snipers.
Okay, that's so good.
And let me move around where are we man around parts I
Don't know why it didn't change my oh, I know why never mind
Okay, let's move
It's cuz I have the minion skills so I already hit the threshold
The reason you are gay if you have gay sex with a guy is you have to be attractive to
a guy to get around.
Well that's what I'm saying right?
And like that's not even really true.
Like if you get a sniper's fire instrument and a multi-shot.
I will do fire into it. I don't think I have that many gems on it yet, right?
Let me see. Uh, yeah, it's only, I only have three.
You just need board? Yeah, you just need board.
And...
This is going really well.
Do y'all think I'll be able to kill the first boss? Like, the AK boss?
Because I think I'll be able to do it easily, actually.
I'm kind of worried about, because I don't have a block function.
And so I'm a little bit worried about, like, the transition.
That's the only thing I'm kind of afraid of, and even that I'm not really afraid of it.
What's the hottest take, do you think?
Well, the thing is, like, I'm not kind of personal. I spend a lot of time thinking about things.
And people might be like, oh, well, like, that's like a good thing. It's not.
I promise you, it's not. It's literally the worst thing you could possibly have happened.
It's really not been trusting me. Yeah.
Okay, got that.
Oh, Regal!
Hmm, I was thinking if I should like, Regal my staff or my mates, but I don't really think it's worth it.
I think we'll wait for the next threshold, then maybe I can use Regal on it if it's really useful.
What's worse, a thinker or a doer? Depends on what you're thinking about, depends on what you're doing.
that's what I would say oh damn I died so what the fuck was that I got off-screen
damn apparently I wasn't either one I wasn't a thinker or do
Shit!
Let me go back.
Damn, how did I die that fast?
Holy fuck, that was crazy!
I died like one second.
Let me go back there. It's not a big deal.
Am I gonna die again?
That's great if I am.
I want to die twice.
I think I deserve it.
The blood is crazy strong.
I think it's it. There's something about projectiles going.
Some people are like, come on.
There's something like, I just really...
It just gets me.
Okay, let me double check.
Let me double check the vendor.
I'm going to try that vendor.
good let's see it come on please please please oh my god bro like this is the
worst oh so bad they're so bad fuck oh can I put the charm on yeah let me do
death. That's so annoying. How long is it to finish the game? It's a long-form game.
It's a long-form grinding game, so you don't really finish it in the same way that you
would in another game. You can set your own goals. It's still like, I don't even know
I don't know how that killed me so fast.
I saw him drop.
I got support, Jim.
I don't really need that, but I got it.
Many hours?
Yeah, yeah. I mean, it's a very, very popular game.
Like, in my opinion, I think this game is like...
I think it's way better than Diablo.
I'm gonna be real, like, I don't even think it's closed.
Like, I get that some people like Diablo, and that's nice,
But, I mean in my opinion, it's just not even remotely close.
So whenever I was playing him the last time I was playing Diablo 2, like I just kept thinking
about like, it would be better if I was playing QB, that's really the way, like, that's the
way I look at it.
Diablo's going downhill?
See like, I don't even think it's going downhill, I just feel like this game is going uphill
and we're looking down at Diablo and it's like, you're still there.
Like that's kind of the way that I feel about it, because I don't even have like any animosity
towards Diablo.
Like I don't even hate Diablo, it's just that I just feel like this is a better game.
Yeah, that stun is just crazy.
I gotta do that more
Yeah, but just the airfugee mod, I feel you right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I just think they just got, yeah, they got totally mod
And I know like some people like it, like I have friends that play Diablo
And I think that that's great, you know, like if you like Diablo, like I don't want to tell you that you're wrong for liking Diablo
in Diablo, but it's just that I think this game has a more, uh, like, it's just there's
more to it, man. Like, Diablo, I feel like there's not really a lot to it. And also,
like, so much of the game, like, to me, this is one of the things that would always, like,
burn me out, is that I feel like, uh, you wanna need to, I don't need to do this extra
objective here do one the gallows I don't think I need to do that let me
double check this is like a flask or something you get out of
double here the dad's only a few weeks here which is like that's not even a
bad thing it's not too good but you know I'm just not one of those people right
And so, like Diablo is like if you only have like 20 hours to play a game, you'll probably get more out of Diablo than you will P.O.E.
I think you could say that. Like it depends, right? Like to me that's what I would say.
It's like you could, but I think if you have 200 hours you'll probably get more out of P.O.E.
I'm just gonna move forward. I'm not even trying to find that shit.
It has a plus on your map. You shouldn't even do it. Yeah, yeah. This is where I have to
get like that one. There's like a cock sucker here, right? Yeah, candle-ass. We gotta find
candle-ass.
This is scary.
What the fuck is this?
I've never seen this before, this must be new!
Holy shit, that took a lot of damage.
I really gotta work on my survivability.
Damn!
God damn!
Okay, so we're thinking about a unique one-handy mace. I think that that's
obviously what we're gonna go with.
Oh wait, I forgot I have scepters not maces, but I messed myself up.
That's okay, it's fun, it's fun, let's take that one.
I mean, I couldn't have used any of the other ones anyway, right?
I mean, like, it's not even a big deal.
Three!
Shaggy back?
That's his last one.
Shaggy back? That's his name? That sounds like a swerve. Shaggy back. I feel like I'm
I feel like I'm going to get banned if I say that.
Really?
Oh, I have a keep on clearing me.
I thought we were going to be chasing around.
That was hard.
I guess I got another skill gem and I feel like that's not so bad.
What we got here is a skill gem and we're thinking about on earth or contagion.
Let's lock in with contagion again.
How do we feel like maybe we could get a frost mage and an arsonist too?
I feel like I probably should owe a pain offering.
Man, how do we feel about pain offering?
Where are we at with that?
Like, it's just so hard for me to say.
It sucks, Erling.
I think you're kind of right.
The arsonist is the best one.
I don't think it is.
I think they nerfed the fuck out of it, bro.
I could be wrong, but like, oh no, I get faster than you,
but I was just actually gonna be super useful.
Arts and History, dude.
Yeah, I remember I had them before.
But like, so this is the way it plays.
Like, I'm supposed to have a bunch of different guys.
So like, I'm supposed to have like,
oh, here it is, here's the church.
Okay, let's kill this guy.
the next boss. I already did. There we go.
God, the shadows hover above us in the corners, watching and hitting.
For its sicknesses come among us, it so unsettles our minds.
It sits, poised to just...
Jim, is he just getting dicked?
I know it is safe.
He's not even taking out...
This is insane!
He just died like nothing!
Candelasse's lesson? Okay, that's good.
And so now I can use this and I get more life. I needed that. I needed that a lot.
Okay, now now we have to just move in like I'm you can upgrade your unique later on. Yeah, I heard about that.
I mean, I'm assuming like all the low-level stuff. I don't really care a lot about.
Oh yeah, cause I never ID'd the one.
Oh, well we know what that is.
That's like an old item.
Crossfracture, we don't really need this.
Like it's a cool item.
But.
Oh, there he is, I suppose.
So nice, yeah, yeah, it's just not.
It's not super good, but.
My worry is that like, if I had a shield,
I feel like I'd be in a much better situation, but then I would lose so much damage against,
I almost missed that, I would lose so much damage against other targets, right?
So like, because I'd be using all that spell damage.
So that's trash.
So I'm thinking like, for the boss, as long as I have to just lock in on the transition,
As long as I lock in on transition, I should be fine, and I also have to be the charm for
like, Antio Frieze, because he does that Frieze thing in the third phase, which like, I mean,
you should never get hit by it, but like, I mean, if a mistake happens, like, I'll be
ready.
Okay, here we go.
It's time.
Man.
Oh, wait.
Oh, I got one more to go.
Oh wait, oh I got one more to go. I thought that was that one.
Damn, look at them all.
Pop that.
Another skill-gen.
Yeah, I don't know really, I feel like we don't have enough minions that like the Lomset is going to really be worth it,
worth it but I can use this right now and then we can get unearthed again and
I'm gonna make that slightly stronger
you see what Alex Jones said about me what did he say
yeah what do you say about me he said you're gay to go on a show
I need to fucking, I need to do that, honestly.
But you can let him know the other reason I have him is I'm a weird guy, I'm a weird
guy and I usually fucking sit in my householder.
But if I can stop being a bitch over here, and I'm being a bitch, I haven't done it.
That's actually the only reason I haven't done it.
I've just been a massive fucking bitch.
Like, it's really just actually no other reason besides that.
It's the same with a lot of other people, right?
Like, I came here with Hammerbeck up about like, going on his show,
and I'll probably do that.
I just don't really know exactly when.
But like, you know, honestly, that's a pleasure to find him,
so like, he'll probably annoy me.
Like, if I was him, I'd be annoyed.
Okay, so after we beat this guy, so okay, okay, all right, here we go, okay, watch me
lock in.
Watch me lock in with this, watch this.
Boop!
Bop! Nope! Okay, nevermind. So, I'm thinking, why don't we get... Nah, man. I was thinking
maybe I'd get one more level, but fuck that. Let's just do it. Let's just- let's do it
right now. Let's just go in raw on the boss. I am that guy. Just do it, yeah. Yeah, fuck
I'm going to use skeletons while I'm on this ring.
Fuck, let's do it.
He is getting destroyed.
That was so stupid, I should have gotten hit by that, so bad, such a bad play.
Why isn't he transitioning?
Why isn't she fucking...
Okay, that made it way harder than it had to be.
Okay, let's go.
You see this game all along?
I knew he would fuck me. I knew he would fuck me.
I smell your blood and I am brass, so does this pain.
I'm such a piece of shit, how do I get hit?
I'm actually a piece of shit.
I'm literally a piece of shit.
I'm at one.
Hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it.
Long dick, long dick, long dick.
Long dick.
She...
Oh, I got saved. I got saved. I should be dead right now.
Come on.
Okay.
I've got multiple kills left. I'm going to have to use one right now.
I'm going to keep all these up so I'm like as minimally violent as possible.
We're doing amazing right now.
If I get through this, I can't get away with it.
I'm going to form this.
You can do it.
You can't just use it.
Fuck.
This thing is easier than that.
June, I thought I died!
I thought I died, bro!
Like, is it, like, that should happen?
I was like, wait, what?
Did that get hit by it?
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
That was a cock sucker, wasn't it?
Wow.
I think let's hit...
I'm thinking about
I don't know if I probably should get my resist, but I think let's go with that
I don't have enough of this yet
So I'm not ready for it
As you wish. Yeah, resistance is good. Yeah. Yeah, like my resist are pretty bad
Like I was really afraid about those fucking boosts like now I get to do my ascendancy
Which is like the next really really big thing like if I can lock in with the ascendancy like I'm gonna be totally fucking fine
Damage all day. Yeah. Yeah, that was good. Okay travel the whole good man
Okay
No way no way I just no way I forgot the loop no way no way I can go back right
that scared me so bad I got too excited I got way too excited like I that was a
huge mistake okay good I got this guy I can't get I think it's 25 right first
spirit on chess seems like it's not today at least and we're about plus one
minions on helmet so we got to be thinking about plus one minions on
helmet that's a huge thing for me but it looks like it's not gonna happen right
now actually should have been doing this the whole time it's a mistake not to
collected these over time what do you think oh my god oh my god why is it so
bad why are they so bad oh man it's like this is a yellow but it's just not
the yellow one that I want it doesn't have the important damn that's actually
pretty good I'm gonna sell it myself this I'm gonna talk about that piece
yeah get the fuck out of here all right so let's move out of here and we're gonna
I'm gonna put all this stuff away, I don't know, all this shit is holding the space, what is all this garbage holding up on the space?
Get out of my life. Use the regal? You want me to regal my- nah dude, a level 3 skeletal minions? I will regal the next one, okay?
Like I just don't think it's the right decision. Like I get why you say that, but like I don't think so.
Every attempt to control that has ended in cataclysm.
Damn.
You must pursue her to the plains of Vasfi.
She's like America's Caravan.
Only they can yield us to the farthand unforgiving land.
I think I did.
Back to all right, so now now this is the most important part like this is the part where I become I
Ascend from being a wizard to being like a superior wizard you could say like a master
Close to the end of the past
This bitch tells me stuff right yeah, she does okay, so where she got
Nothing nothing she ain't got nothing okay, so we gotta go and do this
Let's do it
This is age 40 my age as far as I know I'm not 40. I don't think I am I won't be 40 for like four more years
honestly like I uh, I
Feel like for some people like you know they
I think it's good. I don't really do anything different like I do this essentially I always did so like it's not really
That different from now than like it was now with a kid
It's like it's kind of bad
Dude this is this is hard
Yeah
Okay, okay, okay, okay, I
Don't have a I don't have a oh my god, let me see I can get another one
The chat's ancient?
Yeah, my viewers are really old.
The reason why is that a lot of my viewers are like, oh, what's this?
Devastated camp.
Have I ever done this before?
I don't think I've ever done this.
is. Oh, is that? Yeah, 42. Yeah, y'all are y'all are. And the reason why is that like,
oh, shit. Okay, so we could get brutality. No, we can't do that. Armour break.
Can I just get get this maybe like a sniper? I feel like rapid attacks. Bidding.
Increase cooldown recovery.
They do more damage.
I don't think that's really that good.
So what about the second level?
Isn't it like minion damage?
Where's the fucking minion damage?
I feel like attack speed is really all I need.
Yeah, I don't think we're going to swap around yet.
at least not until I know what I'm doing.
Is that your next skill jump?
Yeah.
What a loser.
I got to school it.
I'm a little bit nervous about this boss, not a lot.
Like I think that on the last boss,
like I think that I made too many mistakes, honestly.
Like I didn't really play very well.
I did alright, but you know you really could have done a lot better than the way I did
But it was good enough to go like you know you got the job done, which is what matters
I'm gonna go sharp
That's all this shit
Oh, that's a big dick
Man that was a lot
Play more in that part of the game.
Damn.
Oh, look at this.
This looks cool.
It's confusing to play.
It's really confusing to play.
Like, if you're not used to the game,
you're going to have a hard time understanding this game.
This is a complicated game.
This is a game for people that really like, like, you know,
deep cut, complex video games.
Like, it's not like, and don't get me wrong, right?
It's not like, oh, you can't handle this game, little kid.
You can't do this, boy.
No, it's not a big deal, but like, at the same time, like, yeah, there's a lot to it.
He's trying to suck my man off.
Get out of here.
Get out of my life.
Am I getting a scroll? No, I haven't. I still can't unlock this guy.
Like this.
Man, he died that fast.
Oh.
Hey, what's farming?
Let's see this guy.
What's your, what's y'all's favorite act?
Personally, I kind of like, like, the act I hated the most in PUE 1 was Act 9.
I hate Act 9.
And the reason why, 4?
Yeah, I thought full was really good, like the bosses were harder too, which made it more interesting.
Like I think that right now the boss difficulty right is actually pretty decent.
Like, one of the things I like about the game is that you just play like, it's one of the things I don't like, I don't like difficulty levels in games.
I like it whenever everybody plays the same game.
Like there's nobody that's playing on another level, there's nobody.
And like you have like
You have things like you know like the Sekiro Demon Bell for example or something like
Havils armor in fucking Dark Souls like I think that you need things to make the game easier
But they shouldn't be on a fucking menu like even Final Fantasy 16 whether they have like these rings
You could wear that would make you autoplay in different ways like that was really nice
And like I like the idea of an easy mode for people, but I don't like the idea of it being on a menu
I think it should be something like if the player achieves or like the player discovers because that way there's like an sense of ownership of it
Right rather than just just you know you just push the button and now you win right and that sounds fucking boring
And
Oh that bird and the bird not pulling I think is it was why hand your best example? I don't think it's why hand would there be?
I don't think so. I feel like really like there's a lot of there's a lot of weapons and stuff like that in Dark Souls 1
that are okay like you have that scythe that's really good you can have like the the hammer you can give
the dragon bone smasher no no that's that's the demon sword but like you you can get that you can
get the sword from the the ash lake dragon like it's tail like there's just so many options that you
have that i don't really think that there's like flyhunters ok i don't think any weapon in dark souls
one is like really it's not far in a way like the most of these
who's on autopilot i am gonna be on autopilot after i get my minions
or not minions but like oh oh oh oh okay all right
unique
so i could get an exalti or i could get a unique scepter
I feel like I should get a focus though, right?
I'm thinking about a focus
Like
Scepter you guys really think scepter like I just don't even know what like I don't even know what good sectors
They can even be
Do it do it do it
Nice, alright, let's check those vendors after this, I'm gonna do that after he kills
Voss.
Wow, this is a lot of fun.
Yeah, I still feel like I'm doing a lot of physical, okay, oh, that was it, I thought
I had to do this.
That's like big dick, right?
I feel like this is like a massive big dick.
Because like, oh wait, so we got
huge one?
That's what I was thinking, right?
Cause
per undead minion, so I have six, so that's 30% extra cold damage.
The only problem that I have now is I lose the plus one minions.
So I'm gonna try this out, I'm gonna see what it's like.
I'm not sure, like, it's trash.
I think that it is trash.
If you eat, like, I actually, I think that you're right.
But the difference is that, yeah, look at that.
Much better than what you have on, yeah,
but it's like, it's a ma, but it's better than what I have.
Okay, so Skeletal, Warriors, and I'm gonna do Fire Atunement
and Rapid Attack, same as I had before.
Spirit Gem, I really could not give less than a fuck
about this, it's just cast on minion death.
Maybe this would be good, like I'm not really seeing
a world where I use that.
Like Raging Spirits used to be really good, but like,
where's the boss?
Maybe he's over here?
This bitch is hiding something on her.
It counts on Earth minions?
Oh.
Okay, then it's insane.
Okay, oh, I didn't know that.
Uh, let me get this Topaz ring too.
Yeah, never mind, never mind, that's crazy.
What the fuck is this?
There's a bomb.
Who's this ugly bitch?
Who's this?
Skeleton Sniper's better?
Yeah, I mean...
Okay, Brace Tower...
I need to lock in with a tower shield too.
Dude, where did he go?
Oh, it's so annoying.
Maybe it's over here.
It's not.
How about over here?
No, yeah, yeah, I was thinking about that.
Yeah, because on Earth, obviously they're undead, right?
Because they just got on Earth.
Where is it?
It's probably down here, right?
The only thing that stresses me out though is like, now I'm using damage from my snipers,
right?
And my snipers are like, oh, okay, here we are.
are really useful. Maybe a good item, maybe a good item. Do I have a, I don't, okay. Let's move.
So they made the area smaller? Well I've made every, I've made every mistake I can make.
Realistical. Like I'm not gonna blend out on the game. Okay, this is the boss.
Let's do it.
There's one more.
Oh my god.
Oh my god that was 60%
This is actually pretty bad.
I'm still in the game, I'm still in the game.
still in the game but I'm still in the game.
Yeah, I think that's all I've got to do. I've got to play a lot closer. Because as soon as
As I did that, I feel like I really kind of started to,
I started to kill a lot faster.
I need you to decide to bow the raiders.
Yeah, that wasn't so bad.
Like, I do think though, like we are kind of like,
we're on the clock.
Like we have to be able to get ahead of this
before the scaling kills me.
Because right now, like, I think that we're getting dicked.
We're getting big dicked.
Get up in the grill?
Yeah, that way they don't have to follow me.
You're a different hero.
Okay, so let me get this, a skill gem, okay, good.
I'm gonna buy, all right, is there anything good here?
Literally nothing good, all garbage.
All right, so if that's the case, let me ID this.
And I'm gonna do life per enemy killed,
and I think we're gonna go with seven lightning res.
There's like fucking nothing.
I'm gonna get rid of that.
And let me go back to Act 1 after this.
Yeah, but oh, I've got to think about helmets.
It's been too long.
The beast is...
The only thing about helmets...
I think this gets you so much, right?
I blessings.
Oh wait, what did I do?
What did I do? What did I just do?
Please, please, please.
Oh my God, bro, like that's not what I needed.
Okay.
Yeah, let's get rid of these. So this is 14% spirit life per second. I don't think that's worth it. Let's get rid of this
That's actually really strong that's a lot stronger than what I have especially with that resist. Yeah, let's lock in with this right here
And as you wish sell that
I don't care about that armor, I don't care about this, both of these were terrible.
I'm gonna hold on to that staff for now, or except, sorry.
Skill gems, we have all this locked in.
I guess I can make a frost gem, but I don't really care about that too much.
I'm gonna go back to act one so I can buy something out of there.
I gotta act one and then I'm gonna check the vendor over there
Okay, no
See like the so the the main one that we want so just so you guys understand is that we want one that has
Plus something to minions and at the same time
At the same time it has, at the same time it has a fucking, it's a rattling scepter.
And it has spirit.
That's just what it has spirit.
Hotfix from back in the form is bugging out apparently in these little hotfix.
I haven't had any problems yet.
If other people have problems, I'm not surprised, but like, you know.
And anyway, spell physical damage counts for minions.
I don't think that minions are a spell.
Maybe they are, I don't know.
I am a seller.
OK.
Welcome.
We tried it in the classes in Peewee.
It's not yet now in this league.
Brian, I missed the first one.
I literally just started.
Oh right, I have to go with this one.
So we gotta think about
Basterie outskirts and Trial of the Corruption.
Yeah, let's go there.
Try Gamble on Act 1. I already did.
It just didn't work out.
And I don't think it's really worth doing, like, cause what if I don't have that much gold?
If I did, I would use it.
and you doesn't matter how to mod down quarry oh this next boss actually really annoying
listen to see you can go it's like aqua you're fucking some shit or I don't even know what
it's called actually okay the halani gates is that it I don't need to go
I think I'm not gonna be messing up right now.
The maw done quarry.
Where the fuck is it?
Use the desert map to travel the maw.
Oh, oh, it's over there. God damn, I didn't see it.
It was, it was bright. Disciple of Rosta? Yeah, yeah, there it is.
Okay.
Let's get it.
Three patches back to back, we're winning.
Yeah, I feel like they put a lot of work in the game recently.
I think they want more people to, uh, like, move from Peely 1 to 2.
That's what they're adding, like, all the game stuff.
Like, that was the reason why, like, I never really got that invested in it before.
Because I felt like there was probably, like, you would make, like, a really good character.
And it was, like, having, like, a really fast car, but, like, everywhere in the world was, like, like, 20 miles an hour you could go.
So I just didn't really feel like there was a lot of like motivation to like keep going and like you could hit that
Keep pretty easy. And so that's kind of like what what demotivated me
And it's not even like it's not even like a bad thing I'm just saying like in general I see the way I felt about it
Damn we got exposure
You know the pop those fuckers with the fire infusion is crazy
Yeah, that is a huge difference.
I don't think this feels strange, can't play.
Yeah, I mean, obviously I think that happens like every week, just some people, right?
I mean, like, they just don't, they don't get a chance to play the game, right?
It's just, uh, shit hits a bug gallop or something.
Yeah, it is.
I think there's just a special item here right? Like a special thing you get?
Uh, yeah like Faradun or that.
I think it's over here.
I think it's a unit though, but I will.
Look around.
Yeah, I think it's right here.
Some of these I remember some I don't.
The game is very good. What I like about the game is that I just like the gameplay. I like the progression paths. I like the way that you just move from one thing to another. That's what I like about it really.
I play with the launcher, I've never played with steam, so people seem like they're having
problems with steam, that's why I verify files, I don't know if you can do that on the face
launcher.
Probably the best air hygiene, it is.
Like last sea cock is good, Diablo is good too, I mean they're not, none of the games
I think are really bad.
It's just that they have different audiences and like for me, like this is the game that
you know, I'm close to the audience for.
Let's see if my Climbing is good.
Yeah.
And there's a couple of other like more niche ones, things like for example Grim Dawn.
There it is.
Okay, let me see.
All right, so we're thinking about why don't we go, I'm gonna check right now.
I'm gonna see if I find another item.
I really want another item.
Come on, come on, plus one minions, man.
I need plus one minions.
Fuck.
Okay, what about her?
Oh my god, all these are so bad.
let me try act one right in the search I've already got my strategy no garbage
garbage garbage trash about this how's the big motherfucking dick there it is
We got him boys easy. I told y'all get it and now that we have that so
Obviously like my helmet's decent. So now we're gonna regal this helmet now. We regal the helmet
Nine tell it that's pretty good. Okay, so do y'all think that we should exalt the helmet I
Feel like I might be over killing on that
No, hmm, put a socket in it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let me socket this and then I'm going to put in on it intelligence, armor, evasion.
This is just, it's literally just more life.
I'm going to just do more life.
Save it for later. You're probably right man. Like as much as I want to, I just don't think
it's worth that investment right now. But like honestly that's a huge upgrade for me
and that's really good. So we already got a good upgrade right there and now I think
that we can probably take all this. Is this where I was at? Yeah, wait. I gotta go back.
Maybe I gotta go back to the fucking caravan. I got so perfecting
Doesn't work out just blame AI. Yeah
It's crazy how many how much people cope and they say that like AI is not gonna be like a big thing
It's
Like
AI like anti AI people
And whenever like AI fucking is like so ubiquitous that they have to deal with it
I'm gonna do like what look at you
Look at you
Do these things are dying so fast oh
My god look at me look at me go
There's no way that was all that one item right and we're getting armor scraps I'm out of control
I
Do think it's the future I think people that don't think that are in delusion they're in delusion. They're on cocaine
They don't want it to be true, so they think it's not a
Lot of examples about I don't like it
I'm cooking these guys
All right, let's see. I'm not I don't need to get the box
It's obviously choose red a color just read a color. Yeah, I heard it was
This mind was sealed with some huge things I don't understand
I think people don't want to lose a job
It's really just that simple
I think people know AI is useful but they just don't want to have AI
I'm crossing the line
Messing me up what point way I play games for us. I think honestly can probably already do that
That's the truth. I think it probably can already do that. I heard that they're doing more more tapping on people
Is that true?
Like more people getting gapped on
Yeah, I mean she'd be shooting right
Okay.
Okay.
Our climb for bottom, raise is 30 on minimums. I don't know how raise works on minimums at all. I have no idea.
We're waiting to try and find this fuckin' bomb, so I guess we're really looking for...
Look at that damage.
Look at that damage.
Oh my god.
Put this other one on.
I feel like it's up, right?
The boss is up.
Yeah, there it is.
That's not gonna get passed on the thing.
I do think that, like, definitely
Definitely my only concern is that like which I like the idea of tapping people to the bot
I just don't like the idea that people could get half
But the problem is that I don't really trust which to like always like not make a bias decision
So like the idea of the or a beat tapping people is like obviously a good idea, right?
I feel like that's just go on but like
You know like if they're doing it and it's like a bias thing, then it's a huge problem
Selective capping? Yeah, it's the same as anything though, right? I mean, I accept the enforcement of any rule, sucks.
Okay, let's see this. I'm actually afraid of this boss. I think it's gonna be funny.
Actually, I'm gonna take it out of my minions.
Okay, good.
Almost got him.
Got him.
I
My god
Oh
That's a level six skill gem that's huge
Okay. Alright, we return back to the caravan. Let's do it. Okay. Back to the kitchen, is
that right? It's okay. Identify. Okay. And let me look and see what I get. This obvious
is garbage. This is, is this garbage? I feel like it is in fact garbage. This is also,
I would say garbage, okay, alright, let's move.
You still have spirit yet, do there?
Take care.
Take the caravan's cart.
Okay, I talked to her.
Talked to her about the close gates.
Talked to her.
Okay, so now where we need to go?
So, Trader's Passage, that's where you gotta go.
Playing 10-year-old games in New Meta?
I feel like a lot of those older games
are really good though.
Like there's a reason why people played him back then.
Uh, so what are we thinking?
I'm thinking that we go with, right now, let's just do Sniper.
I feel like that's our most important thing.
And so, I got a little bit more spirit, but I can't, like,
you spin on anything else.
As performance? Yeah, performance is fine.
Uh-oh, uh-oh, I got it.
Yeah, I do really need to, I need to do something with my damage, like I feel like it's just,
it's not good enough.
But I think as soon as I hit my ascendancy, I think what, your first ascendancy is like
what, level 22 or some shit, right?
So like I will hit that soon.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's so soon.
Okay, go.
Maybe a hot take.
They should shorten that time
when you get stunned whenever you sprint.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
this is huge.
That CDR and that, that's crazy.
Let me, let me go back.
Check the items
Let's get it come on. Please have something good need some take your time. Okay
Chess. I want to just make sure none of these have spirit, right?
Spirit on helmet. It's sorry spirit on chest is like a little 25, right?
Like I'm just trying to remember
Garbage such garbage, okay
I'm probably going to check one at F1 one more time after this, this is the second or last time, 30% increased spirit, 30% is a lot, do I buy this and take a shot, I'm going to do it, I'm going to do it, let's see actually this is better than what I have,
I'm gonna buy it, I'm gonna do the orb on it.
It's just not really for me.
It's not for me.
Like, as much as that's okay, it's just not good enough.
I was hoping for something better.
Yeah, dang.
I mean, like if it went with minions, like for example, like if it did plus minions or
it did just something else, right?
like it could totally pop off but it did not give any essence i don't think you need an essence
i don't know how essence crafting works now
oh here we go
That was stupid, bro. I shouldn't have done that.
Can't be used in the rare, yeah.
Okay, a rebirth and exalted, I'm gonna get exalted then.
It's the easiest decision in my life.
Damn, what is that fucking, is that from like Shadowlands?
Oh fuck.
Damn, that was it.
And I got exalted. Holy fuck, that's good.
Bellchast, skill level 6, and a focus, that's gonna be really good too, I don't have any
of those.
Okay skill 6, what can we do with skill 6?
Contagion, let's do Contagion again.
Yeah, I'm feeling like we're really doing damage with Contagion right now.
I'm telling ya, if I pay attention to the wind health or shield guards, yeah.
I need to pay that attention, like I don't really want to pay attention that well.
It's gonna get me killed eventually.
I feel like it's just a matter of time.
You know what I should have done, I should have upgraded my blast, if I was in an enemy town.
These areas are so big.
I feel like the PLE-1 areas are smaller.
Like the one act, like what act do you guys hate the most in PLE-1?
I want to know if I'm if I get to everybody's the same one
Which one all of them you can't say that
Yeah, okay, so actually no I
Hate it. I hate it act 9
Like I didn't know like I thought honestly I thought I'd do like this everybody left the same opinion
Yeah, I always hate act 9
This is the most annoying one in the game.
Oh my god, it was bad.
Okay.
I don't think it would be good if you were actually almost there.
Yeah, I probably could be in Act 3 if I had played better. I knew what I was doing.
But I don't do it. I actually don't try to really speedrun. I just try to play the game.
Like, uh, you know, I don't really, I don't play every league, so...
You know, it's not a big deal for me to go back and go through the campaign again.
I think this is where the box is.
This is ugly too.
Get the fuck out of here.
Oh, I got nothing out of that.
What makes this game good is easy to play.
I think there's a lot of complexity to it that makes it fun.
Uh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
You don't have to kill that bitch?
Yeah, I do.
Okay, uh, we gotta go find her.
I thought she was up at the top.
I guess she's gonna be the other way around.
I think she's all the way up at the top.
You either runeball, uh, otherwise you can't get veritasium.
I've gotten three veritasium already.
Yeah, like, I already got, I got three of those, don't know what you mean.
That's really the whole catatolied up, it's too long.
Yeah, yeah, it does take a while.
Like, going to all those areas in the courtyard.
You seen the game moving in a bit?
No, never even heard of it.
These checkpoints teleport around?
Should I do that?
Can I do that?
I don't think I can, right?
Oh, you probably have to do an axe shuffle, right?
I guess I could teleport away and then teleport back, but I just don't really think about
that.
As I said, I played this game a lot when it came out, but this is my first time flying for a little bit.
So I'm learning things again.
I'm just gonna have to have more extended duration too.
Wait, what?
Wait a minute.
Oh, maybe she's down here.
Yeah, maybe she's down here.
You give me some woke aspects to it?
Oh, here it is, here it is.
I got it.
Um, no, no, the game's not woke.
Like, there's nothing about Peely's approach.
I think people, you know, it's like people get used to calling everything woke, right?
But there's a lot of things that aren't just like, there's some things that like, you
There's some honestly there's like, like, you know, there's just black people, right?
That doesn't necessarily mean as well, we're like a woman.
I think they're really, um, you know, you don't want to spam it, right?
Like, you don't want a DR calling something global.
Oh, okay, it's the other way around.
So, Jax's world? Yeah, my Jax's world, for sure.
Nice.
I'm gonna get this here and I'm gonna get one more of these and then we're gonna move up to here
We're gonna get this at command
Code Bane 2 yeah, I mean I didn't think code Bane 2 was well. I didn't play all the game though
That's a level 7 that is level 7 I could
I think let's get this Ruby ring I'm gonna buy the Ruby ring and
That way, because I need the resists. Like, obviously I need the resists.
So let's go ahead and lock this in, and we get mana, and then we're going to get
two mana for enemy kill. Like, this is just fucking dog-shit-ass garbage.
But it's better than what we had.
Exalted? I don't think so.
Yeah, I'm not feeling that.
And you said my wares are renowned.
Hold damage, and tell it now.
That's garbage. Okay, I'll lock this.
Hold the right.
Oh no, let's give it back to him.
Let's go back.
Is it better in the alpha form? Uh, is it better in the alpha form?
Uh, I think it is. I like it more in the alpha.
Yeah.
Okay, so this should be the boss, right?
That's a lot of red.
I just feel like we need one more like something we need to have something else to like really
do damage.
I feel like as soon as we get this ascendancy, it's so over, it's actually so over since
we get there.
Okay, here we go.
This boss I'm pretty confident in beating it.
like I'm actually not that afraid which means I'll probably die to it
okay let's go
You are centuries late
Wait why
I told you guys I was gonna die I told you I said I was gonna die I felt good
Which I knew it was over
What why they even put that thing on the ground it's such a baby
A bunch of bullshit
Wow
So that's all I had to do honestly like that's just embarrassing
That's just crazy.
gotcha bitch!
gotcha bitch! get out of my life!
ooh! there we go alright that wasn't so bad
Okay, so as soon as I knew what that was I was fine
Okay, so now I guess like
I'm trying to think if there's anything else I do in this area. I think it is right like I'm yeah
This is this is cool. Okay, so let me go all the way back and then we go to gates
Ascent traders passive shop the gates are good
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Wags off, yeah.
We're getting closer and closer to the big one.
Oh, I actually have to do another upgrade.
Uncut, skill them, and then we do unearth to level 6, that's huge.
I wish I wish my honor to a little bit more than a problem.
Is the PE2 story good?
Is it good?
Oh, yeah, it's good.
But, yeah, it's not like, I mean, it's not crazy, right?
I mean like, it's not like there's gonna be anything that you're just like, oh my god, I can't believe they thought of that.
But, um, it's a good story, like, it's well-designed, it's my build good, it's surprisingly better than I had expected, and my main gas is my Ascendancy.
And so like, as soon as I hit my Ascendancy, like, then we're just gonna be popping off.
At least that's what the internet told me.
And like you guys have never seen me look at a build guy, so I really I watched like one YouTube video
And I'm like, oh, I think I know what I'm doing. I just really said like I remember the first to send see it's up again
That's all I remember
That was scary
I think it's 33 in after ring. You mean the next ascendancy? No, I only need my first one.
My first one is like the big one and then after that like it's really important but like 8 in
Okay, let's move and I'm gonna be here.
What the fuck is she talking about?
Oh, I don't have a thing.
Okay, we'll try and find another septer.
We're playing to get him out, but yeah, I'm expecting to.
expecting to okay we got it uncut support or skill gym I think we're probably
gonna get another support because I have a lot of skill gems and they're like
I think they're already gonna be level six. I already got that locked in.
Okay, that's easy.
Oh, pretty easy.
Oh, damn.
Damn, damn, damn!
This is good.
What the fuck is this?
I guess it must be here, right? No, it's not.
That's a bunch of bad guys.
That terracotta warriors.
Still got damage.
That's why it's so good right there.
So we're still just waiting for like a really good staff.
Like, or not staff, a scepter. I keep saying that.
You do ascendancy very strong.
Well, I'm gonna be doing the ascendancy in like probably 20 minutes.
Like, if not, if not less than that.
Nice.
Damn.
That went really well.
Like, all I need to do is I finish like one more area and then I have to, like, I think
there's like two or three more areas I have to do and then I have to ascend and see a
lot.
And, like, I'm going to do it right whenever it's possible because I don't really think
that it's going to be hard for me to do, like, especially as a minion build, like, you have
to deal with like the, what's it called, honor. Like every time you get hit you like lose.
Oh, this guy's actually making it hard for me to kill. Let's go.
No shit.
You're all a machine.
You're gonna get hit by a dagger.
I shall dethrone you, Sakama, and lead you to the sand!
Oh, I didn't know so well that I lost.
He's such a cock sucker.
He's such a cock sucker, man.
I don't have my last gun.
My gun is out of there.
We really need to do something about this.
You are unwarranted.
I shall defy you, Sakamah!
And leave you to the sand!
I shall defy you, Sakamah!
And leave you to the sand!
I tried to seek peace,
and the Sakamahs displaced me!
Huh?
There's such a cough stuff there.
Such a cough stuff there.
Oh my god.
Okay, that was close.
She was annoying, man.
Oh god.
Damn.
Okay well I mean to be fair like we've almost we've beaten every boss we have
on like the first truck turn into the caravan okay let's go back
the South Pole is really hot yeah I always thought he was kind of over he's
like over two that's personally right I always thought he was just really hard
like I never saw him I was like oh my god I forgot all about this guy
Okay, uh, identify, yeah, three items identified.
Okay, uh, buy or sell, okay, we have anything else good here, uh, helmet, uh, nothing else
here is good, no, all this sucks too.
Okay, what do we get?
Uh, that's garbage, oh man, like that's, it's dude, fuck.
Okay, I'm gonna get rid of that, yeah.
Okay.
Ah, speak to us.
Seven.
That's huge.
Should I try and buy this and like, I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna take a risk.
At least I'm feeling good. I'm feeling good right now.
Oh my god, I hate this game.
Actually, I hate this game.
It's just, nope.
I'm just running here. I don't even want to sell it.
Okay, uh, what does it need? Oh, I'm level 2. Oh, I'm not even level 22.
Okay, let's go back. Ascent to power.
Do we just big dick this? I think we big dick it, right?
You try the second one? Yeah. I think why don't we just do it?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Want it down? Yeah, no, I'm ready. I'm ready.
Boister Barrier.
Skeaked a Balbala.
I think I'll be able to use easy, right?
I will serve.
I'm using Dragon.
All right, sacred water in a trial. Okay, good.
Serenity.
And let me put Relic in there.
Or away. Oops.
I'm glad I took this.
Now, did you camp first?
No, I'm not. It's not over.
It's only just an inch back to get over, because I might have my ass done.
Let's see how we'll have to do it again.
Come on.
Get in there.
All right.
Now we gotta figure out what we're gonna do about this bottle.
I don't have a bottle opener.
I got to figure out how to open this bottle.
What we thinking?
Uh, I got, I got, I got pliers.
Okay, give me a minute.
I got, I gotta get, I gotta get locked in for this ascendancy boys, we gotta get, we gotta
I get it, I get it, oh fuck, we gotta get it, come on.
I'm trying to get it off, trying to get it off.
Trying to get this fucking thing off.
Can't get it off.
Damn it, man, all right, so what else?
Let me try another pair of pliers.
I got another pair of pliers right here, it's okay,
we got two of them.
Okay, so these are channel locks, let me try channel locks.
Trying to get it in there before right here.
Let's see, let's see, let's see, oh god.
Must have just fucking hurt my hand doing this.
I'm gonna go back.
Just give me a minute.
I don't know, it's just like a weird pain.
I gotta play through it though.
I can't.
Okay, we're starting to get it off, we're starting to get it off.
Got it, got it, got it, got it, got it.
You might not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
Let's go.
Time to ascend, bitch!
What the fuck is this?
You gonna beat me, act?
Yeah, right.
Look at this, so easy, bro.
It's so easy.
Who's this fat bitch over here?
I'm trying to kill the elites, man.
You see how I do this?
They never get my ass.
Zero damage.
Done and received.
I'm gonna pick these up.
CDPS?
It's WDPS.
Cause I'm winning.
Alright, our bronze queen.
Some armor boots.
Hmm.
This is really bad is really bad, bro. Like I'm gonna do this
The only ones I don't like are the ones that nobody likes.
You guys know the ones I'm talking about with the skinny things.
I hate him.
I hate him!
They're calling that room?
No, the one where you have to run around.
This one's not even that bad. I don't even mind this one.
It's just the ones where you have to avoid the traps.
I don't want to do any traps. It's fucking annoying.
Desiccated Lich Summoner to fuck you out of here.
Nice. This is actually a really good deal for me.
Is that this level right here? Look.
That's actually crazy.
And now we can move to the next big node.
Okay, let's go. I'm gonna try this. Oh, Gonski. Okay. Gauntlet or an hourglass. I hate the gauntlets.
I hate the gauntlets, but I feel like removing my health on hit is just so bad.
I'm just gonna do this. Yeah, I'm just I'm gonna do this. I don't want to do the other one
Like the gong that one is the one I hate. This is fine. Maybe it's a bad decision, but you know, it is one of this
You gotta do it, you gotta do it brother!
Are you gay? There's a lot of conversation about that.
I took some damage out of some of that.
Nice!
Okay, that was almost bad, I was stressing myself out.
Okay, and let's keep going, the next one should be easy, I'm pretty sure.
I think it will be.
And let me get this
There we go
All right, so I could go chalice or gauntlet
Let's just do this that's easy
Yeah, I just I don't like moving around
That's about I don't have to do anything
The chalice ones are fine. It's just it's it's all about those fucking avoidance ones. That's the only ones I hate
I don't know how that didn't hit me I'm gonna be real I thought for sure that was gonna
I'm gonna hit him.
I'll be real, I don't know if anybody else feels this way.
I actually hate having to deal with honor.
I hate having to deal with it, like it's so fucking annoying.
Like the other ones like I like the ultimatums, but I hate these for like I hate them
Okay, so
I think we gotta do this
Yeah, we gotta do this here
Try to suck my ass this is after the way I feel about
It's like any little mistake pops you.
There's the elites.
There's the elites.
You didn't have any damage box.
Nice!
I got a key item too.
Got one more elite.
Am I?
Ooh! What's this?
Wait a minute.
I don't know if that's good or not
Okay, let's move
That could be really good
All right, let me see okay in feeble
Ritual rewards are unknown
That's an escape. I hate escapes. So we're gonna do in feeble
But even though in feebles annoying, I don't know if in feeble hits my it is in people affect my minions
I don't think it does right
Yeah, it seems like you're still taking a huge amount of damage.
Scamber James Bond.
I personally think that, like, I don't like, uh, like, those kinds of games.
I just don't like them.
I really don't like them.
I don't think they're bad.
I just don't like them.
So I think it really depends, depends on what you like.
Okay, let's try this, get some sacred water and one more, one more, one more to the upper
boss.
Is that your style?
Yeah, it's not my style.
It's just not my style, not for me.
It's not my thing.
Not a thing of stealth games?
Really?
I don't find them fun.
like it's a weird thing like maybe it's like stupid but like I don't mind
stealth and games that aren't stealth games but like games and the builds around
that I just think you're like I just don't find any fun right
like you know despite you know like anything else it's just I don't just
Don't delay
Nope almost all righty gentlemen, that's close y'all ready for the boss we're gonna get that ascendancy right now
in the desert
The forehead is formidable
Come out
I'm so stupid, actually got the better.
That's the last mistake I'm gonna make.
Man, I really don't have good damage, huh?
That was really bad, that was super bad.
It's really stupid, I don't know why I do that.
You wear of what falls?
Falls!
You wear of what falls?
Not for this land!
Holy fuck!
Why am I so retarded?
I think that we're gonna beat him, but he don't deserve my knowledge.
He's surprised.
Actually garbage. Like literally garbage. The biggest piece of shit in this game.
sure it is we got it fucking beat it fucking beat his ass and now we have the
thing okay we got gold body armor let's let's look let's look at this well I
thought I had a silver one oh and oh damn damn okay that's good how my helmets
Okay mysterious relics. Let's do mysteriouses. Oh that's a lot. Oh shit.
Okay now what do I do? Okay now now I ascendancy. Where are we? I can
work them to keys. Wait how many keys did I get? I have two silvers. Okay I'm gonna
to do a helmet. Can I sell with her? No, I can't. I'm like 90% sure I can sell with her.
Purpose? No, I can't. Okay, let's see what I got. So I can throw that away. Stash it?
Yeah, I probably should do that. Yeah, let me just stash it like a normal fucking person.
What am I doing?
I was being retarded.
Okay, and I used all my keys. Okay, good.
Alright, now let's ascend.
I think it's Kaoari.
I think that's it.
I ascend to Varashta.
right
I guess I probably shouldn't be asking you guys that
ok, Biara of Kalari, ok
so what was the one I needed to do like
which one do I do?
Kalari's deception
Why don't we look it up?
It's a set, that's what I thought, because I knew y'all would just tell me that's one.
Okay.
And then I'm out of points now, right?
Yeah, okay, I don't know why it's a click-to-out, okay, that was like so confused.
Okay, let me go and I have one more.
Oh, no, no, I don't.
Okay, so I did this.
Yes, yes, okay, good.
All right, all that's fine.
I fucking, I'ma be honest, I fucking hate doing this trial.
I hate it.
I hate this shit.
It is over.
Okay, let me go back and I'm done with this.
Okay, trial complete.
I got my thing.
All right, let's get out of here.
And then, okay, so how does this work now?
I gotta figure it out.
Why?
I just don't like it.
I don't like the pressure of like fucking,
Like it's like just fucking you know what I mean?
Like that's kind of how I feel about...
Support gems? Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Okay, so let me go and...
Let me do this too.
Identify.
Alright, so I don't know what's wrong.
Is this good?
The lights are covered.
Okay, that's like insane.
Actually, I'm a whole long way back.
And this is obviously garbage. What is this your invasion rate? I don't care about that garbage garbage garbage
Garbage
Okay, and we talk to her you better have a new staff. Where's your new staff?
What a fucking bitch. Are you kidding me?
nothing good
Learning to identify well, I mean, I'm not gonna teleport back every time to identify man like come on
Okay, I'll see if there's any more plus
No. Okay, good. And...
So how does this work? How does this ascendancy work?
Command Kalari to create an explosive clone at the target location.
So, Kalari of the tainted sands.
Summon Kalari in a vulnerable sand degen
minion to do your bidding. Kalari will only act when you command him to do so.
So Kalari delivers swift wait. So, I have to...
Okay, so there's two commands I have, Kalari's Brutality and Kalari's Deception, okay, so
and we have two of the gems.
So what are the best Kalari gems?
Just just tell me brutally
It's pronounced J. J. I am they got a D at the front bidding
Yeah, I bet that I bet that is really good
Okay getting for CDR yeah, no that's smart
Okay, and I've got two. I've got two. Well, I do the second one. The D is silent, then take it out of there.
So...
What are we thinking about? Brutality. How do we feel about brutality?
I was like, what does this even do?
Uh, ambush, can.
I could try something simple.
Stun.
That sounds pretty cool.
30% damage.
I'm just gonna get that on.
I'm just gonna get it.
I just don't know whether he does physical damage or not, but like a gin is like made out of sand.
Like, I mean, logically, like how do you get a gin?
Well, you have to like, they're in like the sand or something, right?
So like logically, if I was looking for one and I wanted to do something that would be doing physical,
sand is physical, right?
And, you know, I think about that and it just makes sense, right?
It does, it just makes sense.
So let me get rid of these.
And there's something else I was going to do.
Where's my skill gems?
There it is.
Okay, it's a level 7.
I want to make sure I didn't miss that.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Okay, Bind Spectre.
Wait a minute.
What do we think about Bind Spectre?
What we think about bind spectra?
Like I could maybe do a bind spec. I just don't know which spectra's are good.
I really wish I knew.
Bind spectra's are okay. Yeah.
I'll do Cypher for now because like we know that's the easy that's the safe bet.
But we've got to think about what we're gonna do with these other ones.
I'm gonna try to open up the rest of these two
and there it is
I can't do anything with the jewels yet
You need something, take your time
You know, gassy for specters, yeah
They said there was like one that I saw
I forgot even what it was, it was good
I fucking forgot
Okay, what about this? Is this any good? No
I wish I had that buff on it, didn't I?
okay so all that's garbage all right so now we can finally play the game I was
waiting on this okay so desert maps travel the mastodon badlands okay let's
go to mastodon's badlands and there's also you cast as well let's just go
here
the changes some Indians can gain rage now yeah I saw that I don't know how rage
works though. I'm not an expert with that. Okay, let's move back.
Oh, oh, oh, it's one of those. So how does this work?
So, is it like just new spells I get?
Where's my DJ?
He's put sand.
So I have to wait, wait so I have to press buttons?
Oh, well I did a lot of damage.
Yes!
I'm not sure about this class I thought he was just gonna I thought was gonna just be
yet they're just gonna be sitting there with me what I thought he'd just be sitting there
like so I actually have to do stuff with him oh man oh geez to try again at 1.0 you think
No, okay, so what does that do?
I'm gonna try to start using this though. No, I'm gonna try and warn
Wait, that's just a lot of damage
Wait, who the fuck is this asshole?
Who the fuck is this?
Wait, so do I even want to use?
I'm feeling like I don't even need to use contagion anymore.
Yeah!
I don't even know if that's worth it.
SpicyFox right here.
She thanks to the raid.
Hey guys.
You can stop using it.
Yeah.
Yo, fuck this.
I hated this spell anyway.
I didn't want this spell anyway.
I don't like it.
So I just literally go and...
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
going wait so he can just hold up like let's say like this guy makes me mad
so I just air drop a bunch of knives on them and they die this is awesome oh my
God okay give me a second all right so I'm at your quality of the second I feel
like that's that's really good I'm gonna get that yeah let's get back
oh this box up there
look at all this damage wait so I just press a button and this guy dies
What the fuck?
Why is this trying to get me to take a shower?
Fuck the point.
Fair. Yeah, I deleted. Yeah, I just deleted them.
This is insane.
I don't even know if I need on Earth anymore.
I like on Earth, but like, if I can just kill everything with the gen, then it's like, what
What the fuck am I gonna do with on Earth?
Well your head's too big, not my head, and real life or the game, I really don't know
if that's really that specific.
Look at that.
Like watch.
That was it.
He just died.
I'm gonna swap this around actually.
I like being able to click on him like that.
It's like the instant attack. Watch like this guy?
Well, I didn't do anything.
I don't know what to do with this.
Wait.
What the fuck?
So what about this guy right here, right?
the month and
this is
I like this.
I like this.
Okay.
So what we got, we got, where the fuck up, where are we?
What the fuck are we?
Okay, we're right here.
Okay, Mastodon, Preserve Witness.
I don't think I need that.
So let's go, we got to go to Lightless Passage and, oh my God.
I forgot which one this, which one's which.
Let's go to Bone Pits.
Stay shock.
A rune stone.
A rune stone.
You hear that?
A room stuff, a room stuff.
You hear that?
That's important.
Write that down.
Having a gen as a bodyguard is sick.
Like, I thought he was going to be following me around like Aladdin.
I guess I, I thought like,
but I guess like, so you have to open the lantern every time.
Like a metaphorical lantern.
So what about this guy?
So, wait.
Wait, I just clicked on him and he died
How about that all right, what's this staff what's this piece of shit? I
Don't want that
Was there an ad though? I put an ad in on there because I knew you would be here and I
I did it because you're gay. I want you to feel bad for what you've done.
Wait, you really just left die.
This is amazing.
I feel like this is probably one of the biggest fucking glow-ups from an ascendancy I've ever
had.
I don't even know what to do with myself.
This is crazy.
This is crazy.
This is how you shut the fuck up, bitch.
Garashta ascended for real? I did, I ascended.
I just didn't expect it would be that pronounced.
And it's like I never even run out of explosions to do.
But he just...
He's just ready to fuck shit up all the time.
Are you running hardcore? No, no, I've died twice though. I haven't died a lot, but I've
died- okay, alright, alright, here we go. This is the boss, right?
I'm an effigy. The warding bow.
Alright.
Let's get down this way.
You need to find a relic on the map?
I wasn't paying attention.
I don't even know what that was supposed to do.
Like, I don't want to kill things in my gym.
That is insane.
And especially like, here's another thing, it's like, the more of my guys I have out,
the more damage this does.
Because it does, like, additional chaos damage.
uh robust rune dexterity's rune and augment i mean i feel like let's get a fucking uh i don't
even really give a fuck let's just get let's get one of these for like intelligence i don't even know
any counts as a minion right
yeah i just literally clicked on fat boy there and he died
That's insane.
He bombed my car on a few, he can't compute him.
If my car needs a new PC, I'll bomb my car.
It's not for you.
If you can't run the game, yeah, sure.
Let's see, uh, Regeneration, man, I might see what I get out of that net, cause we gotta
be 25 for the plus one, right?
My name's Mabonno, I don't think it is, bro, like I'm pretty sure it's not.
You should kill a boss in the corner.
I'm thinking about maybe playing some of those friend slot games, which could be fun.
for like, uh, I was thinking about just for YouTube content, really.
Uh, just like for some Daniel YouTube content, we haven't done that for a while.
Damn, this is just crazy, man.
I'mma put this on, I'mma put this on right here. I like that arm.
I like arm.
So if I just hit this right here,
he just drops a knife.
Start stabbing people, shit.
Did they put each other on cooldown?
No, so we can actually do both at the same time.
Alright, let's do it.
Who's this?
Who's this fat bitch?
Oh, you?
This is insane.
This is nuts.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Uh, how big is this fucking thing?
The great skid's tusks.
I shall own it.
Okay, uh, let me see, uh, what we're gonna do.
Let me put this...
Uh, I'm gonna feng shui my inventory.
Actually, I don't need this.
It's obviously bad. I'm not gonna use it.
Okay, uh, I'm gonna take this up.
Okay, good.
And readle shard, okay, good.
And a visor helmet.
Ooh, that could be good.
Alright, now, now I'm gonna tell, uh,
Do I teleport back now or not let me double check on my map. Oh, oh, I gotta check the vendor too
Wait a second
Mine never matter. How do we feel about using mine never matter?
Hmm, I don't think I'm ready for it yet. Yeah, I don't think I really am
Probably I probably could honestly, but I'm gonna hold off a little bit longer
Just because it's getting it and also I'm not dying right?
Bye, oh my god, come on. Where are the good items?
See, this is where I need to get locked in, right?
I need a tower shield, not one of these little dick shields, right?
So, we're just gonna get rid of that.
This is, oh, I really gotta do something about my gloves.
I didn't even realize it was that bad.
And that's also trash. This is trash.
Oh, let me see if I can upgrade this.
normal the magic and I'm gonna hit this and a regen all attributes I don't really
give a fuck about that on my cello it's nice no it's actually not sets a skill
gem that three gem support sockets okay so I got my first jeweler's orb this is
a big day so I think that we should use it on this right like I mean we obviously
to use it on Kalari. Like this is the obvious decision? Am I am I wrong?
You can't? Oh okay. Clan B. Alright so we're thinking about probably the snipers.
Brutality cancels chaos damage.
Oh shit, you're right.
I think we do the snipers, right?
I think we use snipers.
Seems like the best option.
How am I just doing it? I just did it, bro. Who cares?
And so sniper area of effect armor break I really like multi-shot too I'm really
feeling good like I think that we're at the position now in the game where a
multi-shot now has a high value especially because now we have single
target, so we can drill down on damage.
So like if we need, so I need 25 intelligence, right?
Or 25 Dixarity.
So why don't I go and I can just,
can I just redo this?
Let me do a little bit of, I'm gonna respawn.
I'm at Dixarity, right?
And so then I can just go and hit this
and then hit the sniper right here.
And then we're going to look at double multi-shot.
See that?
So now we're in a much, much, much better situation.
So let me look at where the map is.
I've got to figure out where I need to go next.
Not helping you, Azman Gay allegations.
I thought that it was funny.
I always find it funny how there are some people,
It seems like they're kind of like, maybe it's just me, but like, I don't really think it's
a big deal.
People call you like gay or something like that.
I just think it's funny.
Really?
I don't think it really that seriously or, you know, I think it's a really bad thing.
So it's always weird to never like, I'll say something like, it's always like you have
so many people that are trying like so hard to like not appear gay.
Like they're so afraid of like being seen that way.
And it's just, I don't even know why, you know, why you feel that way.
It's just, you know, if you don't try to have fun and talk about, it's complacent, yeah, it's fine.
I've just gonna call that one.
Maybe it's weird to say that.
Oh, see that multi-shot?
I wish we had...
Can I, can I want away...
Let me see if I can do that now.
Wait a second.
If I get rid of one warrior...
And then I get
Wait
When I literally just
What I just a lot I just lost one
That they just
They just deleted my god.
That's a lot of damage.
That is a lot of damage.
Deleted in this area as a second relic?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is new I haven't seen this before what the hell is this?
Ding-Bong
Okay nice
Yeah, I don't know I don't know what that will okay inspiration
Marshall weapon I don't have Marshall weapons. Okay, I need these even good. I feel like they're not even good.
Maybe I shouldn't even do these unless it's a high value item.
But also my damage is really good so I figured it would be super nice.
Yeah, there's so much damage I can do now. It's crazy.
Take off brutality? Oh, we're really feeling bad about brutality?
We can get rid of it?
If you guys think that, like...
Replace the path?
Alright, let me... Once I get another one, or I go back to town, I'll do that.
Like obviously it's not really inhibiting me so I'm not gonna worry about it right now but still.
Fatality is major gay.
I do always think it's weird though like the amount of people that are like always like they talk about like how much they they like gay people.
But they will always use gay as an insult.
I think it's weird.
Okay, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Oh my god, that's not okay.
Oh, she's getting there!
Oh, fuck, I didn't see that!
That's a lot of guys!
She's really taking a long time to kill, huh?
I think she just keeps A-weeing my guys, that's the problem.
Jesus, she's still not dead?
Oh my god.
Jesus.
Okay, uh, where are we at?
Let's get these boots for the boots, they suck dick.
Okay, and so we're gonna look at maybe getting more I think just more damage honestly more damage with command, right?
And then we're gonna switch up the minions too
We gotta get one more that's gonna be a huge upgrade for me
Was your character class so cool?
Aquae, the Baross, or something like that?
Yeah, like this is really nice.
I'm gonna be honest, I just feel really good.
I'm gonna have to learn the finer points of this, and that way I can understand a little
bit better.
Oh, there it is.
I literally just got it right there.
Okay, so now okay, so we got these minion buffs, right? So how are we thinking about maybe up here?
Lord of honor
That seems really really really good
That seems crazy good
Yeah, let's go get that
And I'm thinking like what yeah, yeah, let me
Minion okay, I have critical damage bonus. I feel like that's really good too
Movement speed
Yeah, that's good and I could hit that really fast
I wonder if that's good. Get the bonus spirit node first. I don't think there is a bonus
spirit. Yeah, I think I should get, I mean, this is effectively bonus spirit, right? And
then I could lock in with that. I could also get AOE, which helps out a lot too. Yeah,
I mean, AOE could be really good, especially if I'm doing these attacks. All resists. Yeah,
I think maybe we go to here and then I could either go down from here or over to there. I don't really know
Like it could it could go either way
These valuable at all
No, this doesn't really seem like it matters
deadly swarm
15% damage crit. I mean this is decent, but like I don't think it's really that great
That doesn't matter. This is usually like this is all melee, right? Yeah, it's all melee. Okay
Well, I guess we're gonna do I think we're gonna go up. Let's go up and get the Lord of Horrors
I think that's a really
That's a the spirit. Well, where's the spirit?
So what do you all talk about the spirit for?
Just real quick. What do y'all mean by that?
Type spirit
All this seems bad 4% give a fuck about 4% 4% like that's like 5 no we do reservation efficiency
Like because that's 12% like so reservation
It's a lot it's you know that's it that's it so you're not wrong like you're not wrong
But that's a decision I make it level 85
But I don't make that decision right now. I make that decision like way way way way way later on
I'm not even saying you're wrong. I just think it's like, you know wrong time wrong place
You can stack spirit. Yeah, yeah. No, we are gonna stack spirit, but we're just not ready
to do that yet. That's all. I'm worried that I'm not able to break the, uh, the gas things.
Jesus, look at that damage. Oh my god. I'm dead. I'm dead. Okay. That's fine. No, it's
good I wanted to die it's great
okay
okay
I was worried for a minute
what is this looted ball
So I think maybe I shouldn't even use
Like I think I should use on earth, but I think I'm gonna swap this around
I'm gonna put an earth on another bar
Okay, okay, okay, okay
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, got it, yeah, yeah, okay.
So I just clicked on people that died now.
Is there a PvP in this game?
There was a little bit of PvP in the first game, but this really isn't a PvP game.
I'm sure some people talk around and do it a little bit, but it's not really the kind of game for that.
I think it's down to bottom. I messed up.
the game looks gay you think the game looks I think you're gay I think you're
gay and the game is not gay and because you're gay you think everything's gay
it's actually just you
Yeah, this is really nice.
Holy shit.
Oh, I did everything in here, right?
Let me double check.
Where do I be at?
There do I be at?
I did everything.
There it is.
Okay, good.
All right, perfect.
I was gay once, and I became Chinese.
uh
Yep
Exactly right that's exactly yep completely you're so right
Okay, yeah base. Okay. Uh, let's fender this is this good. No, of course, it's not this is trash
This is fucking garbage. This sucks
Uh, do we have any?
No, we don't okay. What about here?
a helmet helmet sucks dick this is all garbage okay please have a good nice
please have a good nice please oh fuck you fuck you are you kidding me
okay where's this here
need the western devs to turn game warm I don't think they can't I think they're
already so far in that but it would be impossible oh I know what we're at you can write about that
actually in our mind I'm a sinner so to be said
oh he's this fat over there he's dead like what we're all those guys so I just literally click
Click on them and they die.
Oh no.
If I could just summon out boys too.
Damn.
If I could just re summon them.
Like all these guys, what are they going to do?
Nothing, I'm not going to do anything.
We're going to die.
that is insane man like that's so good I'm like kind of shocked on to see how
good it is I'm straight maxing I know
I personally find it funny how many people have like a like they think that it's like
a gay dude does something gay with them they think it's like a like a like a zombie infection
right where it's like if a gay dude touches your dick and it happens three times it's
It's like Beetlejuice, you know the movie?
If a gay dude touches your dick three times, you are dead.
That's the way it works.
Yes.
That's right.
What was this?
Okay, Bobble, Regals, let's get it.
I'm thinking about...
Oh man, let's get the exaltes.
Let's get that, I feel like I always like exaltes.
I always like it.
Two backs, yeah.
Like we're kind of cooking.
I already have a castle too.
So I could buy like a good item if I wanted to.
Okay, what do we do?
There it is, there it is, there it is, there it is, there it is.
Okay, alright, let's think about this.
So you guys said half on this guy, right?
You said half?
It's half.
Okay, fine.
What type of?
Us.
Okay, see, I can't do that.
That's literally, that's a rank five.
I'm like rank one.
Okay, so that was a bad idea, number one.
Number two, um, so what are we thinking about?
Maybe stun.
That would be, I mean, stunt buildup would be decent, right?
Fire penetration would be nice too, because then I could proc the poison.
I just don't really.
Bleed
Magnified area. Oh
Well fuck let's just get this like that's fucking like I know it's not min max like it is definitely not what I should go
But like it just makes shit easier, right? Oh
Yeah, it's just nice
here's this means that the attack direction for projectiles man I don't
think that there's even our projectiles
you go there support level three and up yeah you look at those two after you
don't that's the difference
Mustard's a big power spike, it's an active ring.
Mustard, that's never be you have all the, um, that's like for a hot dog, right?
You have all the food for a hot dog.
Maybe I should get a hot dog for that, I'm just kidding, I'm going to get Chipotle again.
I've been eating a lot of Chipotle recently.
It's my favorite food. I actually think Chipotle is my favorite food. Out of all the food there is, that's my favorite food.
I don't know why. I just really like it. I do. I really, really, really fucking like Chipotle.
Okay, so let's go. Ah, this is gonna be so boring, man.
But you see all these? I gotta go. Oh, this is the worst fucking level.
Did you blood pressure gonna go back to the sodium bow?
No, I don't let things stress me out.
I was stressed out this morning actually.
I woke up early, I couldn't go back to sleep, but you know, that's just what happens.
At this point, it's like it never happened.
Like I just think that really, whenever I give a fuck about something, that's whenever
I get stressed
I
Mr. Blue thing
Yeah, I need to see the arm this bomb
I'm a big dick on a big dick on...Wait, wait, did that thing just die?
Holy shit, I killed it in like one second.
Oh fuck yeah.
That was great.
Awesome.
Let's go over here.
I don't know really where I need to go.
This will, yeah, it's gonna be this one, right?
Is there anything else I need to do?
No. Okay, good.
Buried Shryers.
That's right.
My stress levels are taking an L family.
Yeah, yeah.
I, um, like, don't be some days while I wake up that I have a lot of anxiety.
It'll happen.
happen and you know it's just it you know that's just that's life right I don't
want to try to I don't necessarily try to avoid it or not avoid it it's just
just have to accept it like you know some days like you're gonna you're gonna
feel that way and rather than you know try to because I think it really my
Gilling in your feelings it's like an addiction and so the more that you let yourself get into weakness and
You know like unwillingness to
You know confront problems
The the words it gets I think the more that you do it's like a muscle, right? It's like a like a little power
I love this I'm not thinking I just
I wonder if I'll get more of these spells.
My garlic is cooking. I like righteous fire. I like righteous fire a lot
That was like a bill that got me to come back to the game
Jesus. So I guess we need to be thinking about a belt with CDR then, right? I feel like a
belt with CDR is like obviously the next decision. Like long term, right? Not immediately, but
at some point. Mage blood? Oh yeah, let me, yeah, I should just give that. No, that's
idea anything about that
What the fuck is this thing?
Let's play
Oh, they want to fuck around, huh?
Let's go boys
Watch this, watch this
Oh
oh man that feels really good to do it does okay quality a scepter I think we're
gonna get the quality for sectors I want to make sure I walk that in because then
I can get more of the, uh...
More life.
Oh my god!
oh my god that's that lightning rays I think I didn't have to like that I need
to get more lightning rays that was my that was my mistake I should have more
sometimes that's just what happens in this game man so now I'm just get killed
okay maybe we got a girl the other one oh and I realize I got another point I
I think we'll get another dexterity
You got a lock in I know I was paying attention
Like you you you get like a false that's one thing I hate about a games like this is that like you get that false sense of security
And then you just kind of get into like you know
You know kind of doing it and then next thing you know you're fucking dead
Yeah, you're instantly dead.
I still don't know how to...
I'm still thinking about how to do things differently with Octopus on Bill.
Like, because I'm trying to understand how all this books are put together.
You're doing it well until you're not?
Yeah, that's a good way to say it.
Strong backs.
I only got one yeah, I only got one thing out of that what the fuck
What the fuck are you kidding me as a rain the forgotten son
Oh, oh, I know what this is
Yeah, okay, it's this guy.
He's gonna kill that one.
That one.
Okay, that's right.
My King Nears!
Oh
Oh, yeah, let's get the fuck out of here. And that was insane. Wow.
Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's great. Talk to Zarka. Okay, let's get the fuck out of here.
You're too broken, girl. I don't think it's really even that broken. Honestly, like,
I feel like there's been a lot of builds that I've had that, like, have this level of damage.
It's not that crazy what we got here the physical damage to attack I'm never gonna use that realistically
I'm gonna give it a good life. I don't want that don't want this
Chaos resistance this early isn't useful
Attacks shock. I don't really shock right now. Maybe I should try to recalibrate to doing shocks
Maybe that's a good idea. I could recalibrate the shocks instead of burns
because like I'm not really capitalizing on burns anyway so man I
remnant feel like none of these are still good fire spells I can't convert
anything to fire either
no I'm not trying to gamble man I don't want to go to those we buy we got
Oh, it's all garbage man. Let's gamble. Let's gamble.
Okay, and looking around, I don't know, all these are bad.
Alright, alright, alright, let's hit it.
I don't want to even see it anymore. I don't want to look at it. I don't want to even, I don't want to eat my life.
I never want to see that again.
Okay, so, fuck, yeah I know.
I mean 50 47 as 47% damn right like it's not like it's bad, right? It's not bad
but
Give a fuck about that
How'd I get a fuck about that?
Okay, so where are we at here?
And we did that we did this
The was this here point interest all show point interest was this here?
Is there something I gotta do?
Charlie the master in battle as
I'm gonna go over here. I know I supposed to go over here
Let me out there. Oh
This is this is
This that one area
Let me in
why is it not a man I forgot I had to do something
is this early access yeah it is you gotta pay like 20 bucks to play which I mean honestly
I think it's very fair the game will be free they say it's gonna be free honestly like I'm surprised it
I feel like this is a $70 game. I'm gonna be honest
I'm not trying to give them any ideas, but like I mean, it's a hot. It's a high quality game
Oh
It's free this weekend? Good. I'll probably play more of it then. I really want to get
through the game and actually kind of beat some of these pinnacle bots so I think it'll
be really fun. So I watch this, watch this.
I don't care about that, let's get this in here, okay, and then we get the other one
in there. Okay. Uh, Tom, duration slot. I think we're gonna do duration. Seems like
it's probably... I don't really think it matters. Like, actually, I really don't. Like, I'm gonna
just do that. So, when the fuck do I able to, uh, fucking, yeah, oh, now I can do it.
I think it's over there, it's in the ground.
Oh, it's this!
I'm actually the additional ancient seal, so that's what's got me.
It's mortal.
What the...
What the fuck?
Oh, I see, I've gotta do all of them.
I haven't played like that, I don't think I've played like that before.
I just killed that guy.
This is awesome.
This is real, this is really nice.
So at this point too, by the way, I think we need to start thinking about using different
minions.
Like, that way I can empower those slams, because those slams are really where all my
damage is coming from, right?
I mean, let's be real.
So like we take the only thing is I lose a lot of other and I really look the best off.
You had shortcuts to make me just don't play through here.
Yeah, I think that really like this is just, you know, my opinion.
The one thing that I didn't like about doing playthroughs was having to deal with, um,
having to deal with like, you know, backtracking and shit.
I felt like I had to do so much backtracking and so much like kind of bullshit, but I didn't really want to do
I'm gonna follow the little thing make sure I go do that the bomb boys. Well, that was the last time I put them serious
I was never I had the the bomb throws
So what I mean though is like, let me give you a good way to put it
Like to me, I just felt like I was wasting my time doing that
like running around and exploring the whole map and like it was okay for a
while but it just kind of went on so much that it was like kind of like too
He died fast.
Yeah, I think that's probably the best way I see it.
I'll take a lot of damage.
I need to keep using this. I'm so lazy with using it.
It's like, he's gonna actually do a lot of damage, though.
Okay, so a Chaos and Exalted, I feel like a Chaos is a higher value, right?
So let's do that.
I probably could use an Alchemist, but like, I'm not really gonna use that, but it's okay.
He's dead.
Also, I'm just thinking about it again, like, sometimes I was scaling...
I wonder how this actually works.
Man, look at all this stuff.
Holy shit.
So I was thinking like, is it time for me to move over to using a shield because it's
so like spell damage.
Is this so like it says like this right here, Kalari's brutality.
It's a persistent command and physical.
So logically it's project, so it's a projectile.
It does physical again
They scale up minions not spells so what that's what I'm thinking right and so like if they scale up minions and not spells
Functionally this item gives me no value. You see what I'm saying?
So like if I swapped over to using a shield then I could at least block
Which would help?
I'm just thinking about
Yeah, I just I just don't know. Yeah, but we'll work through it, right?
That's how we play the game.
Where are the elites? There's no way I killed them elite that fast.
Now I'm not using my top suppers again.
That was a piece of...
You see that?
You didn't even break it!
Oh, shit.
Jesus.
That was good.
Okay.
And now we have all three of these and we should be able to go down to the bottom.
Were you at bitch?
Let me in!
Do I just realize I could get another guy?
Okay a jewel socket, alright here.
Real quick let me teleport out, I'm going to see what the vendors have and then I'm
going to try to get my jewels set up.
Remember I got those four jewels?
Where we at? Okay, two. Let me loot all these
Okay, and now I can start selling too. We'll see if you identify all this.
Bye shit. So like if I got a really good shield for example, oh I need 42 strength. That's a lot.
That is a lot. I got I got to really work on that then. And helmet we don't have any
It's not really what we're looking for.
Okay, discipline, don't care about that.
It's not really useful either.
What about this?
All right.
Was that good?
That was garbage, obviously was garbage.
Okay, rarity.
I like Max Life.
I do, but I'm not gonna use that.
Is it for this?
Unburdened.
I can't hear, I can't listen to that
about hearing fucking Kamala fucking Harris magnified area why did I not
what I have magnified area for I never swapped it over I literally never
swapping I straight up fucking like I was thinking I was telling myself the
explosion is bigger it wasn't even bigger I just made it up like that's bad
okay spears okay mace skills increased magnitude of poison gory of banner skills
I feel like all this is kind of garbage
What about this? Is this any good?
Offerings have increased max life. I mean, I guess that's better, right?
Like actually all these suck
Literally everything here sucks dick. I'm just gonna put this in
Because like I know at least I can get something out of it, right?
And let's get that's a great. I don't know how that works yet. So I'm not gonna try to learn it
Oh yeah, let me go back and see.
Did I teleport?
Yeah, I did.
Okay, let's go Titan Grotto again.
Do you like commands for minions?
I hate it.
I hate it.
I don't want it.
I'm just doing it now because I have to.
I'm doing it because it's making me do it.
So skeletal warriors that like, so they're 25 spirit
And a sniper is 35 so I guess I'm gonna just summon one more warrior
Yeah, now I'm at zero spirit, so I get one more guy I
Need to I need to we need DEI for my skeleton minions
Because the problem is that
At least right now like when we don't have as many bonuses
Yeah, this is definitely a lot bigger than
There's not doing it there
That was fast
I feel like it may do less damage. Oh, it's because I don't have my pops
Yeah
maybe not I don't know I feel like almost brutality is better like I'm going to
different areas so it's hard to say
no it's not it it's going to see free money yeah yeah
Oh, shit, yeah, I see you had cast damage to Jim.
Uh, yeah, I guess I could, right?
I don't think it's really worth it, but I could, as far as I know, I could be done.
You gotta fight this boss.
This boss will probably kill me in one hit.
That's what I'm expecting.
I die in one hit.
Let's find out.
Where is he?
At least we're zooming in now, right?
We're gonna have to increase the speed of these stuff.
Because right now, it's easy, but on a map, I feel like I'm gonna be killing things faster.
please check gigantic on the train
some dragon wasn't it
wait what the fuck
oh my god
Wait, that's so good.
What the fuck?
That's fucking insane.
I feel like let's recalibrate.
So I need one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
I need a lot more to get over there. I'm just not gonna worry about seems crazy good. Yeah, also buys a 10 maybe
I'm a little bit nervous, I really don't want to be anywhere under cold health anymore.
Oh
There it is and beautiful this is honestly guys, it's just too easy for me
It's just too fucking easy. Ah, damn.
Let me put a lot.
Evasion, this is how evasion goes to energy, right?
No, armor. What's about to say evasion in energy?
How many levels over the zone is he?
How come I've known? As far as I know, I mean like...
I could be wrong, but like, I don't think that I'm really...
Let's just see here, 20% life recovery from blasts.
I feel like armor has a higher value to me. I'm gonna use that instead
What's complete I think I got to go up here and talk to her right? Yeah
It is time. I am a seller
Right to the last. What do we gotta do?
Use the desert map or a tornado sandstorm
Let me out.
Oh, it's over here now?
You keep trying to trick me, huh?
Oh, I know what I'm doing.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I thought I was supposed to...
Oh!
standard all the traditions
Slaves
Onwards let's go war. Let's go boys enter dish out. Yeah, get back to work for glory
I'm asked how it is as we approach you Dasha except the plan
I
Traveled the death shot
It's right wing day. Yeah
Also, I hate how some games now like they're so
sterile
Like they don't want you to
They don't want to have like any correlation
Like it's like you can't even have like a
Bad character that's like like
There's something I did with this right
Um, if there's some work here, I like this over there.
That's something.
People get mad about that.
I think a lot of people are like, uh, the reason why is like,
I think they don't know, like, we already do that.
We already do that to people.
He just damaged me.
It was your fruit incident that shit was so embarrassing like I still thinking back on
that I might still kind of surprise it even happened.
I think we might have to change our weapons.
The forgotten hollow.
Okay that's nice.
I got some free shit.
Okay, that's nice. I got some free shit.
Oh, it didn't work out there.
Is this a Resident Evil 5?
Oh!
I'm thinking about, like, I gotta fix Resident Evil 2, okay?
But I really need to think about Resident Evil 5.
Look at the lights.
Like, I've been playing a lot of, I've been playing, like, I'll go through, like, phases on my stream,
Where I'm like playing a lot on my stream and then I'm not doing anything on my stream like I'm just kind of you know
And so like right now I'm kind of in like more of a game in situation
There's still one more in the region, okay
Yeah, I feel like in general, there's just been a lot of weirdness recently, and I don't
think it's hardly really even to destroy, but...
I don't want to read that, okay let's go back, yeah it's just it sounded it's the item
what confusing I'm just I'm not gonna read it, I don't want to read it, not good, something
I don't know how many of them are there.
We got to get spirit.
Fallen to Karya.
Ah, okay good.
I just air strike these guys. This is nuts.
It's the America build.
I'm just good for you. Yeah, bro. Like you just put it on like you have
Yeah, like I feel like what's happened really like this is just kind of like what my
But I think things have gotten really weird on the website
Especially like I think that people play like I'm almost like that you bought a shit
and then
Why am I not able to do this?
It's so slow?
Me?
What the fuck up, bitch?
I'm just not even gonna do it.
You an oil gen?
Yeah, maybe, right?
And then, like, you have fire, and, like, you like oil on fire?
I like the sound of that a lot.
That's the Iran gen.
But yeah, I feel like a lot of people
have been like super weird recently on the website.
Like I remember like, for example, like that kid, Jason,
right, Jason Naline goes and he has like an Al Pac on stream
and people are like trying to get mad at him for it.
Which is like, honestly,
I don't even really feel that bad for him
because like you did like a lot of people even told him
like he kind of played into like those weird L.A. safe space
streamers, he did, I think he did.
I like Jason, but he did do that, and now you reap what you sow.
Those people never have a sense of humor.
If there's a way that they can make you look bad, to make themselves look good, they'll
always do it.
It's just a mistake.
You never should collab with them, never had anything to do with them.
You did?
Yeah, and it's like it's a learning experience, right, because people always think, oh, this
is going to be different, or I'm not going to see it that way, or whatever, I get it,
right?
I think that really those are the same people that they're gonna like try to
It's like these people don't like you they like your audience
A lot of a lot of examples of that
There's too many examples of that
What the fuck
I'm not even gonna fucking do those like there's two birds. I killed the two birds fuck the birds
Fuck the bird. I gives a fuck about the birds. Let's leave them alone
There's probably all the way down there too.
Half a morning.
Is that a such?
I don't think Jason's had such.
I think he's fine.
Let me, man, like I really want to get this.
I mean, does it really matter? I'm just gonna start.
Oh, I shouldn't go there. I should go here.
Okay. Wait, why?
Oh, um, let's do strength.
I need to get some more hands, honestly. I feel like I'm gonna fall behind on them.
Okay, I need strength. Yeah, I got it. I got it. I'm good. I'm chilling.
You're just playing with a lot of money?
Yeah, I think there's a lot of people like that.
And you have people that they always want to take a piece at you.
They want to, like, they see you're in a situation.
A lot of people feel like they should be in your situation.
And it gets weird.
Like, I've streamed for a long time.
I've seen people see it happen a lot.
And I just, to me, like, I'm at the point in my life where like, I don't really...
Look at these pot-fuckings.
Look at all these items! Look at all these yellows!
What the fuck? This is great.
Where do I loop this?
Oh, there they are. Okay.
I have a lot of friends who streamers, obviously, you know, I've streamed a long time, but I
will say that for the most part, it's hard to, like, all the people that I know now are
people that are either, like, it might sound like kind of weird for me to say, but it's
It's not really as like, I don't really have like my guard up as much, like people that
are in like a good position, but usually whenever it's like somebody that's like not in a good
position like wants to do something with me, you know, there could be like ulterior motives,
right?
I think there's a lot of examples about that.
It's weird, right?
It's definitely weird.
The LA come. People in Austin are in the same line. It's just it's human nature really, but I mean, it's not good that people act that way. Of course it's not good that they act that way, but at the same time like it's really not a surprise either. Like you gotta just expect that's people are gonna try to do what's in their best entry.
We gotta do something about this.
What's the problem?
Uh, where am I at here?
Do I need to do anything?
Uh, no, I don't.
I don't think so.
Okay, good.
I just need to go through the area.
I gotta find that skeleton fucker.
area. I gotta find that skeleton fucker. Sometimes no friends is better. I mean, not having a friend is
better than having a shitty friend. Yeah, definitely. Like, for sure, I feel like everybody thinks that.
Damn, where is this place? Wait, Diablo 2 Remake? Only a little bit. Only played the first act,
and then I kind of stop
Use a really blossom gives you plus the spirit on body armor
Runa blossom I don't I don't have that
Okay, this is yeah, this is the pop something we have to find them
Is she not dead?
Got it.
Is she Persona 6 got leaked?
No, I mean, a Persona was alright.
I didn't like some of the things about the game.
In the fifth game.
Like, in my opinion, I thought Meta 4 was a much better game than Persona 5.
Like, Persona 5 had a much more dynamic combat system.
But I think, like, this overall, like, Meta 4 way more.
Oh, that yeah
Yeah, I didn't know what that was probably
I don't know if I'm gonna look at it
You mean everything in schools, right?
Oh my god
Yeah, I mean generally like the kind of games where it's like, okay, you know, this is like set in like a Japanese high school
Like I'm not trying to shit on people oh, oh, we got a new one
Okay, let me go and look at this here. That's that's a new level
All right level eight
so element of weakness I don't care about that vulnerability that would be
really useful I think we probably could just go with sniper honestly I think we
go with sniper what do y'all think
The drain?
I'm using these already.
I probably should have used it on another type of minion.
The way it goes.
Crossman.
Yeah, I'm going to do Frost for electric range after this.
This time I get one, I'm gonna use it, or not.
I'm trying with the sisters.
Oh, oh, oh, where they at?
A lot of these fuckers, aren't they?
I watched 7 Deadly Sims 2, I thought it was decent, but just in general, I just think
that kind of stuff is like fringe, like I've watched a couple of like romance style anime's
and like that kind of stuff, but I'm just not really, I'm not really that kind of guy
I mean like I just mean in general right slice of life slice of life
I want to watch something like something like something like something
happened I know some people like that stuff I don't like my own life is
interesting enough but I don't need to be thinking about somebody else's life
right I'm gonna just be honest I've watched RE0
Oh, that's a big one. That is a big one. Specters.
Damn. I think we're gonna lock in with the Specters right here. Rune of the Hunt.
I've never seen that before.
Please, don't tell me I killed him.
I don't want to.
Just rocket speed!
What?
Was that it?
Oh, what?
Goddamn WASP!
That was a lot!
Damn!
Ah, fucking damn!
Alright, let's go!
Jeez, thanks!
Look at all these fuckers!
Look!
What's left of this?
I don't really watch, like, a lot of shows.
Like, as I said, like, my true passion
is fun video games.
I mean, I don't really watch, like, a lot of shows.
Like, as I said, like, my true passion
my true passion is fun video games.
Like, that's why I just really like my video games.
Like, straight up, like, other people like doing other stuff, like, you know, uh,
like, whatever, like, that's just, it's just what I really enjoy.
I just love playing games.
And like, not even in a like, a weird way, like, I just enjoy it.
It's really fun.
All my fucking god, except for right now.
Except for right now, the fact that I went all the way around.
Torgold the defiler. Where the fuck is Torgold?
Apparently not here. It's Torgon. Let's go back.
You're gonna mess with the endulators? No, no, I don't. Like, I just, not for any real
reason, I just don't really do them. There's so many other games I gotta play. I have so
I still think that uh, the uh, what was it, upheaval like, that worked. Upheaval? That was a problem on Earth.
I think it's still useful despite like I feel like I've kind of like out leveled it in a big way
You see that
Am I meaning I am I'm doing I'm meaning like crazy
There's no way like there's no this is gotta be this is gotta be the boss
It's boss
Let me see that what I get I have a spell but damn that's actually really gonna put that on
Let's go.
TORGUL!
Let's do it.
The boss is so cool.
That was really not... you fake me, how about that, huh?
I'm doing alright, damn it.
I'm not doing big damage, but I'm doing alright.
I just, I wanted to get hit by that on purpose.
I was thinking to myself, I need to take damage for no reason.
This is show people I can do it.
That was fucking easy.
Goddamn, he got fucking destroyed.
Holy shit.
Yeah, let's go.
Okay, let me uh pour it out now, and oh I got a new level too. Okay, and let's get a little bit
intelligent. I can make money selling high quality boss figures. Yeah, they probably
could honestly. It's a good idea.
You found the
very
My way, we got garbage dog shit. It's this to a trash
bad
No
With a helmet. Oh, it's a helmet. I was a shield
No, you wish not so great this let me let me just see what we can do with this necklace real quick
I'm a vendor. That's what we do with the necklace
generation of five for a long life. Yeah, that's garbage. I don't want that. And then helmets
here. This is none of this of any value at all. And we're at like a higher level. So
like, are we going to get any? Oh, no, not yet. Not yet. Okay, let me see this one here.
Oh, right. Oh, like, no, all these are bad. Fuck.
This is a decent ring.
It's $8,000?
Yeah, I'm gonna buy this.
Okay.
Okay.
So, where do I need to go now?
speak to us all the dread not we now have the trade let's go to dread not
you extra belt yeah I know okay so I do one of these I'm gonna do intelligence
and I might do minions and so I could undo three of these one two three okay
some next level I'm gonna I'm gonna just do it right now I'm gonna do it right now
take this out first and then I'm gonna refund refund this refund that refund this
Well, I could just refund that still, but I don't want to do that.
I don't think I need this anymore, actually.
Yeah, I don't need it because I'm not doing spell damage anymore.
So actually, I already have it.
Okay.
Long dick.
and
image minions recoup life.
I wonder if that's useful.
I think let's stick around with, does this have any value, Archon period, what the fuck
is Archon?
You know what the fuck Archon is.
Should I just go back to the same spot?
I can also do fizz damage as chaos damage too.
Free volatility, what's this?
I don't really know which one's better.
I'm gonna just put intelligence in.
And then I'm gonna get this.
I feel like this is good, right?
I mean, this has gotta be good.
I don't know if it's good.
Yeah, let me go ahead and do some of this stuff a lot.
Gonna fight the boss.
So now I want to think about also another big thing right now is we got to be thinking about any minute when we final.
Where are my gems?
There it is.
Okay, I need to set three of these up and then I'll take one more of these.
Okay, so what we're gonna do, I'm looking at getting a new minion and so the new minion
I'm thinking about getting is the Frost Wizard.
Skeletal Frostmages deal five full damage but have low luck.
Okay, that makes sense.
So let's go with him.
And so now that I have that, and let me actually, let me leave the area, so I'm gonna get rid
one of him and I'm going to add this guy in. Wait, why? Why is it put Exhumation Mark?
No, not a spirit, okay. Um, man, ice armor. What does this even do? Okay, just take an
A we put the command on put that on I guess F that's good okay so maybe I get
rid of one warrior
it's gonna matter I have to get rid of one sniper and then I get one mage
Wait what? This isn't reserve 61? What?
Why does it say that?
Why does it say 61 if it's 46?
I didn't read it.
Maybe that's actually bad.
I thought I've made it better.
Oh my god, I'm actually...
I'm so stupid.
I'm actually so...
I'm so fucking retarded, bro.
Like...
Oh my god, why did I do this to myself?
I just...
I just...
I just...
I just...
I just...
I just...
I just...
I just...
I just...
I just...
I just...
I just didn't know this
It's worth it. Oh, yeah, sure it is
Sure it is bro like yeah, no, you're so right you're so so right. Oh, yeah
Okay, let me get that. All right, so I've got my frost mage. Okay. What are my frost mages do?
What are the best frost mage ones?
Bidding seems pretty good
Multi-shot, I can't use that freeze seems really good
Pierce, what are we thinking? Just tell me what to use.
I'm thinking about, as far as he'll chill ground whenever they freeze an enemy.
I can't use multi-shot because I don't have enough dexterity like how many
dexterity do I have how many how many is it I'm gonna do or how about this I'm
gonna do freeze build up number one because like that's easy and then I'll
just put another point into dexterity I actually feel so stupid man
I did a lot more damage though.
Maybe I'm not as stupid as I thought I was.
Yeah, that...
That was a lot of damage.
I mean, that works. That was a lot of damage.
And I think this is the right decision.
Wow. Let's go.
That should pass.
Gems of minions with applause? Yeah, yeah.
I feel like that's what makes it worth it, right?
Like, it wasn't for that.
Like, it would not be good at all.
Oh, what's that? Is that a ramble desk? Yeah. Is that better than what I have?
Cannot evade attacks. Yeah, I'm probably not gonna use that
I'm not realisting them.
Cool.
That's the road we're going?
Fine, I'm chilling.
We're clearing the shit, like, no problem.
This is easy.
I try not to force myself to do the campaign too fast.
Or too slow. I just do it at the pace that I do with that.
I'll pick this shit up.
Ooh, ooh, let's go on here.
Wow I just started clicking buttons and he died that's nice
I guess we'll just wall.
Just enjoying the game.
Yeah, yeah, I feel like the more that you go and fucking try to like, I don't like this
game.
Just like relax, bro.
It's quite a game.
Ah, shit on the water.
I guess I probably know that I'm going to skip all the cutscenes, right?
Yeah, I guess we got these, these.
So, we got damage.
Another one?
Damn, okay.
I actually need another focus, so hopefully this could be good.
Okay.
That kind of sucks.
That kind of sucks, big dicks.
But it's a lot of life and I'm fighting a boss so I'm gonna swap it over.
It's definitely better than what I have.
Because I'm not even using anything else.
Oh, so that's a nice thing.
I'm starting to use that more.
Let's pick that up.
Let's find out where we're going to go.
Let's get to that last boss
The life alone is worth the switch. Yes 70 life is crazy
It's happy this way, right?
Oh, I didn't see that little spot there shit
Boss not to get shredded. This boss is pretty hard. I'm not super confident. I'm not super not confident
I'm just ready to do boss
Yeah, I'm not worried about it
I think it's gonna be a pretty average kill time. It's not gonna be anything like super fast or super slow
Now before your king!
The medicine must go!
Get there!
I'll get you!
Come on guys!
I got killed by that did she not spawn like
Was it the top left I don't see it
Maybe I didn't
Okay, shit
I thought I thought I was out of there.
Okay, so where was she?
Oh, oh, okay, yeah, see, I don't know where.
That's not a sign.
Oh, god.
I think that's so cool because the fucking thing now
I'm going to hit the enrage.
I don't know if he does anything else.
I've never done the fight this hard.
I'm gonna stick em up!
Jesus!
Yeah.
That was close. I almost died.
What am I gonna do here?
Oh.
This is not over. Not yet.
Jump and run! I'll shoot you!
Look at your face!
That's right! That's right!
Damn!
It is done!
He almost got you, he did.
That's all the loot.
Alright, I'm gonna take a break.
I'm gonna take a break, bro.
I like our...
We did the first two acts.
I'm gonna probably play more tomorrow.
That's not my plan, is?
Make sure I get some food.
This uh, this was fun. Uh, I enjoyed it like I haven't really played
Games as much and so like this one I just pretty much
You know, we just played honestly all day
We'll probably do some more other different stuff tomorrow, but you know after the release I've been you know wanting to play this
So I think it's not that like what's your block in you know? Oh
Looking forward to full release. Thank you, man. I appreciate it
was break us yeah no I think so I did you guys have fun hopefully everybody
had fun I know it's a new release so I have to deal with random anxiety fuck
girl like imagine me deal with something that actually does matter actually
matter like no don't worry about
Yeah, I know it'd be alright
We all play together, yeah
We're fun only being able to play tomorrow is really fun to watch. Yeah
Set up seven hours for seven hours now
Just getting a trial second on my mom W stream. Yeah, we cleared that shit fast
I think he's doing really well.
Is he breaking it? Yeah, yeah, no doubt.
Like, I haven't played a game like this as much on my screen for a while.
I feel like I can sell that. I'm not really sure it's not going.
I'm lazy.
Is that even good? Yeah, it's really good.
Wait, I can't swap it over.
Why?
Oh, I don't have the strength. I wasn't paying attention.
I'll just get one more fight spanked out of this.
The strength, yeah, I'm gonna use that though.
It's not even good. Honestly, this is not even good, but I might as well use it anyway.
Who goes there? Take your time.
Hmm. Take care, young one.
The V-Strain, why don't you try to turn off your Diablo? I don't know. I have to really think about that.
I really don't know. I have no idea.
I
Think I was just more Diablo than Diablo. Yeah, true. At least I think it is
There's trying to pick it up tomorrow. Yeah, I thought more and more
Keep farming
I made a man building PLE one you couldn't see shit on the screen. Yeah, that's I mean you have to be more specific
It's like everything in P we want like that's the only thing I don't like about
some of these games is that it's really hard to see what's going on like if it
wasn't for that I think that I would like it a lot more but it's just sometimes
it's like really like illegible way too dangly exactly
But anyway, I'm gonna chill, I'm gonna relax, call the day, I don't think I'm gonna miss
the whole lot, so I'm gonna look at everything that's tomorrow, so I'll see you guys then.
Until next time boys!
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