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07-24-2026 · 7h 13m
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How are we doing boys good morning oh man I have a little bit of a of an issue with
situation with my my broadcasting today it looks like rumble is gonna be messed up today so
we're gonna have to add that later on uh there's not gonna be rumble stream today um you know i'll
probably just tell everybody it'd be like listen like uh today it's fucked up right and so if you're
trying to watch from rumble uh it's it basically i had a i had a technical difficulty yesterday
And because of that technical difficulty it reset all of my other like so basically I have a
This is the way that my setup works. Okay, just I'll explain it
For no reason literally nobody cares about this, but I'm gonna explain it. Okay, so this is my computer
So this is the server. Okay, and so then it goes to like three different places, right?
So let me go and show you guys here
so rumble twitch and then kick right and so anyway what happened was that in
order for me to do this this one got broken yesterday this one got broken
for I don't know why reason right it just got fucked up and so it's a yeah
I mean anyway well like that's it and so no rumble where can I say slurs then
Don't worry, I'll stream on X and then you can say it.
Don't worry about it.
So it got reset.
So when I reset kick and I made kick work, it made twitch not work for some reason.
And so also it made rumble not work.
Somehow it was like a reset or something like that.
I'm going to try to just redo all of them and assume that will fix it.
If it doesn't fix it, then I will deal with it later on probably tomorrow, right?
But yeah, that's it.
I'll deal with it then.
But yeah, that's basically what's happened.
It's very fucking annoying, but you know, that's life.
Anyway, womp womp, exactly, right?
Womp womp, who gives a fuck?
So I just want to let you guys know,
technical difficulty, I was a little bit late today.
I don't really have the time to solve it right now.
It's gonna be the same as kick, right?
And that's it.
So anyway, people are saying it's probably Israel.
I don't have any evidence that it's not Israel.
So I'll tell, I'll leave it at that, right?
I'm not sure I'm not saying that it's the Jews, but I'm saying that I'm not sure that it isn't the Jews
Okay, so well, I don't know guys
It's all good man. I think you yeah, yeah, definitely and you know
Obviously everything goes on YouTube and we have VODs everywhere. There's probably VOD channels on YouTube as well
So, you know, there's a million places to watch but yeah, I just wanted to explain that's pretty much what happened, right?
And that's Nico probably oh, so it is the Jews so at least according to him, right?
And so anyway, yeah, so when do we get to see rich again soon yesterday?
So I guess I can just say this um, yeah, not a not a good thing to say, but I'll have to say it anyway
Yesterday I was meant to have a phone call about the about like actually a number of things with rich and I didn't
So basically one of my teeth broke and
And um
Part of the tooth was like sharp and it was stabbing my tongue and so what did I do?
well, I
Did the logical thing I?
Went to my dad's house, and I got some sandpaper. I
Got a file a metal file I
Took care of it
That was last night
It's last night and so I didn't want to I spawn I spent a lot of time talking yesterday, right?
I've done that is what it is
It is what it is. That's just the way that's life right file it down exactly so yeah anyway
It's supposed to finish that you get some mouthwash at least yeah, I wash my mouth out after it, right?
And
Definitely and so yeah, I've got to go and you know again like it. This is this one was cooked anyway, right?
It was already fucked up. They're already gonna do a cap on it. I just need to schedule the appointment
They've already done the x-rays. They've done everything and so they already know what they're gonna do
I just haven't really had the time to go do it. Maybe I'll do it in the next month or so
Considering how annoying this was I might just go and do that right and so that's it and make it so hard to defend you
Sometimes well, I mean what do you need to defend me? Like what was there to defend? I mean I had a problem. I solved it
Yeah, I had teeth problems my whole life and that's just the way I, you know, I
mean like what the fuck, but I don't need people like this the way I look at it,
right? It's like that's just, this is just my life. And so people, why would
somebody, why would I take it? It's as if people attack me on my appearance. Like,
I know what I look like. I have a mirror, right? So how could somebody go and attack
me on my appearance and get me mad? Like, I know what I look like. I know what my
life is. Like, if people don't like that, that's up to them, right? I mean, I don't
know really well to say. So yeah, that's it. How you can explain that to your dentist?
Apparently one of the watches is streamed. So maybe just found out.
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Can we do it about you, yeah he was right, he was right.
And so anyway this is really what it was right, is that this is in like 2015, 2016 right,
is that I saw everybody was going around and you know like they were like oh well you know
This is how to do this thing and wow this is how to do this other thing a while and I was thinking to myself
I'm like do these people even know what it is
Do these people even know how to play the game? They have no idea how to play the game
They don't know it the way I know it right and you had some of these people that were popular on Twitch
And they were really good at like let's say PvP, right?
They were really good at arena or something like this, but they weren't really good at anything else
So they were really good at rating, but they couldn't do anything
Meanwhile, you had me, the best at everything, right?
And I was just good.
Imagine graduating with 205 million views.
Wow.
Imagine finally graduating from spy school
and trying to find out your first assignment
is dating a man known as the Roach Lord.
Oh my God.
233,000.
Oh my God.
Wow. Oh my god. This is insane, man. And, uh, yes, that's nuts, isn't it? And so, uh,
yeah, it's Chinese of it? Yeah, yeah, she's Chinese. And, um, so I'm glad I wasn't...
Of course, of course it's Ian. Of course. The only surprise here is that he thinks that
It's China, not Israel.
Uh-huh, right Ian.
Okay, yeah, sure buddy.
I can't wait to watch the show on this one.
Uh-huh, and honorable job.
I know Ian, oh God, I mean like yeah, that's it.
And this is just really fucking funny, man, dude.
Yeah, it's really fucking, I find these to be so funny, man.
And yeah, that's really about it.
Oh, there's the roach on me, definitely.
Oh my God.
Do you think you're important enough for a Chinese spy?
I hope so.
I think it's quite a compliment, right?
And people thinking that I've got that level of motion.
But anyway, was I talking about before then?
I got distracted about, oh yeah,
I was talking about how good I was.
So basically this is what happened,
is that like back whenever I first started streaming,
like I looked at all the other streamers
and I said all these people are just fat old losers, right?
And then like the only people that were entertaining
was like Mitch, right?
Like Chance had already moved away from Lyle at that point.
And so he was doing Variety as well.
And so I was like, well, what am I going to do?
Like, how is it that I'm not like,
but Mitch only did PDP, right?
I knew Mitch was good.
Mitch was on my server.
I had known Mitch of that.
Like I'd known Mitch since before
either of us were streamers, right?
And so like, cause we were on Kelthuzad.
And so basically all this had gone on
and all this had happened.
And I went and I was like, well, I'm the best obviously,
right?
Everybody knows I'm the best.
And so if I make videos and I stream, everybody's gonna watch me because I'm the best.
Like, not only am I the, I do the best DPS, but I'm also the best, uh, I'm the best at like fucking, uh, at raiding.
Uh, I'm also the best at playing my character.
I have the highest parses out there.
Uh, I have the most achievements.
I have the most mounts.
I have the most pets.
I know the most about the game.
Like my, I know every boss and every mechanic and every single outcome that could ever happen in the game.
So like, how could it be that I stream and I'm not the most popular person?
And it turned out I was right
It turned out I was right like that's really all there was to it
And so you solidify this when if you made the video and that'd be a while elitist
Yeah, and so like I just I came in there assuming to be the best
Like I came in there and I just assumed that would be the best I'd be number one, right?
And so like that would just really be it and yeah inspired me to play the best class in the game warrior
Yeah, definitely. And so, uh, yeah, I started off, bro was late today. No, no, I was not late today.
So what happened is that I had a, a technical difficulty, right?
Ponder, as we'll seek a debate, a Sam Sears situation. What is this?
Sneakle baits, asthma goal. What is this? Is this, is this destiny talking about me again? What's he saying?
It was hard and asthma and gold for rejecting a debate.
This is why I don't debate people. They are just lying. No, I was going to go.
You don't debate people because you're a fucking retard. Are you going to do this thing now?
Okay, so then what if I if I was a retard if I was a retard that was gonna embarrass myself
Why would I do that then?
God he's the fucking smartest retard
I said as the goal always beats out on his son is because as the gold is more honest
He's gonna be more honest. He's just like yeah, I am a fucking retard. Yeah, I'm talking about yeah
Oh, I don't debate that city. I don't think I look good. Oh
You don't debate because you are retarded and I would make you look retarded and it would shatter the illusion
Okay, well, then I'm definitely not gonna do it and I already
Shit
Imagine Sneak-o. I'm definitely not good to it. Okay. Well, yeah
Fucking Bates as mingled hard enough, huh into a fucking debate
And as mingled fucking rings up and does it and then in sneak-o's background. Yeah, son fucking steps out
But then imagine from as mingled's background
Oh, shit.
I knew it, but now I'm sure I'm not going to win.
Honestly, that's so good.
Retard, like, why would I want to do that?
So basically, dude...
I'm gonna be real, that would be so funny.
That would be hilarious. Oh my god.
I almost want to do that now.
Like, that's funny enough. Like, it's the Pinterest in-game.
Yes, exactly. Your own stands.
I guess so, yeah.
I feel like I like oh my god that's really fucking funny that is hilarious oh my fucking god wow
The double bay yes exactly and uh I really don't even know what to say choose your champion
I guess so right and uh, yeah, Sam White is there somehow right
He's in the background
The undertaker coming out. Yeah, exactly right and uh, no, this is really funny. I mean like I again
I think people take themselves way too seriously. The stuff is it's funny to me. It's entertaining and that's really what matters, right?
Sam Hight is Joseph Chostar. It's really that old now. I mean, come on. He's like two years older than me
I think me and Destiny and Sam and Hassan are like all within like four or five years of each other, right?
So like I don't think anybody can be calling anybody old at this point. It's just not very good at all
So, uh, yeah, fuck yes events of the decade. Yeah, no doubt man
And you're gonna react to the most toxic wild guild video best content of the month. I might I was going to so today
I saw that dino blade came out and I actually it came out yesterday to be fair, but I'm gonna play it today
I'm gonna try it out
So I didn't really know what to expect or how good this was game is gonna be but you know
It was a game I was very excited for for a really long time and I'm like, okay
Well, I'm definitely gonna play this so yeah, that's the plan critical drinker video today. I'm gonna look at it
I mean like the Odyssey obviously has been a very polarizing subject people have been very opinionated about it
Right show us the trailer for what? Yeah, I don't even know
And so yeah, I'm not sure Nate Friedman video
I'm not even sure who Nate Friedman is off the top of my head for some reason
I think you can play Halo with early access. Excuse you played down a way yesterday
I saw that so there were some people that were able to play Halo
I didn't even know that you could do that
I I just because usually early access is like a day or two before it comes out and doesn't Halo release on like the 20
Let me look this up. Halo release date
The new one
Yeah, like which one
The new Halo
Yeah, how's mtash doing? I wonder what he's doing. I haven't even checked in on him. We're gonna have to do that
Yeah, I gotta see this one. Well, yeah, when does it come out? I think it's like 28th, right? Yeah, exactly, right?
Five days like I really I
Don't like this I
Don't like the
Five days like that's a long time man. Like it's just it they're just making it longer and longer and longer like are you guys
noticing that that like you know eventually like originally it was like
okay you can pre-order and you can play it as soon as the game comes out right
right like you can you can preload the game and you can play exactly at 12
o'clock on on midnight for the release right and then now they moved it to like
you can play a day early and then it was a weekend early and now it's like five
days early like are we gonna be in a situation where like people are gonna
have to like play like two weeks early like I mean I don't know like it's just
I just think this is weird man. I think it's very very weird. It used to be one day early. Yeah, like it started a year early
Yeah, exactly like I'm just starting to see things move in that direction and I just don't like it man
I don't like it at all. So and it's 20 extra bucks. Yeah, betas are annoying
I don't like when a game comes out and it's not released for the same people at the same time
Like for example, like let me just look and see where the hell is it? I mean like I I don't know if I can find it here
I'm not there's a good twitch page. Yeah, here it is. So like if you pull this up, like, I mean, where the hell is
Where the hell is it recommended for you? What about viewers? How about that? So viewers high to low. Where the hell is it?
It's all the way down here. It's all the way down here 29k viewers
And I think you know one of the reasons why is because nobody even knows that it came out man
And by the time that you know everybody and I think it does matter this does matter that like nobody is watching it
People don't even know what happened. So I just don't really I don't know what the hell they were thinking man
I'll tell you that I really don't know what the hell they were thinking it was dumb sell and that's really about it to me
No one cares about another remastered copy shit
Nah, bro. I think people do care. I think they do negative reviews on steam. Is that true?
let me see if I pull it up and
Halo steam
Where is it here?
Haylor Haylor Masterchef collection. All right. What does it say? We're the reviews
No, what are you talking about? It's got bad reviews. It's got good reviews. Oh, this is the other. It's the wrong game
That's good. That's great guys. Okay. Let me see here. Can I find this pre-aid the halo campaign of all mixed? Okay?
So let's look at it the game just came out
It shouldn't be a trend for a game to come out severely broken it crashes a lot
log in failed screw your DRM cannot even play I mean like this isn't really
about the game though right I mean this is about like the functionality like
log in failed can't play the game just came out has bore to it even with blur
turned off okay that's bad French the voices are AI welcome to the future okay
so I really I feel like honestly guys this is just you know bonus missions
Kimberly predispos- Okay, this is an actual review. But otherwise, they nerfed Cortana's tits.
Oh, of course they did. You know why? It's probably because there's a bunch of flat-chested
women that work at the office that don't want to look like, they don't want to get
maugged, right? They don't want to get maugged by a cartoon. And so they have to make the boobs smaller.
And that's just, no, no, here's just, they, this is the goal that a lot of these, this is like,
It's hags and foids that work at these companies and their goal is to tone down the proportions of women
And there are a lot of women out there who have big boobs. It's true
I've actually been keeping up with this for the last 20 years of my life and I've I've
I've documented a number of cases of this being actually something that occurs, right?
And so it's the same as like people that are you know, like obviously
Obviously, it's about making the characters look younger and making them look less sexually
attractive, right?
That's clearly what it is.
She has a transface, a transdude face.
Yeah, I think that they're trying to make the faces more masculine to make more ambiguity
between that.
I think it's extremely weird.
So yeah, and we publish a research.
I already have.
It's called my Instagram following.
So yeah, it's really that's it.
That's why men should be in charge of developing video games.
I think men should be in charge of developing video games because, um, you know, honestly,
like guys play video games, right?
Just makes sense.
Like obviously if you're a guy, you're going to understand what guys want on average, right?
I mean, I don't think it's a one to one, but like, it's not a zero to one either.
So they gave her a better ass though.
Maybe I'd have to go and look.
I haven't seen anything about that.
So develop everything.
Men should be in charge period.
Yeah.
Don't vote for, oh, this guy, this guy's such a weirdo, bro, like as the candidate, James
I'm sorry, we're going Dorsey's plan for Texans
to play slavery reparations.
I mean, slavery reparations,
I think would have made a lot of sense in like 19,
or sorry, like 1880 or something like that.
But like now it's like slavery reparations
really don't make sense.
I mean, I don't really see how,
how does, like, what do you mean?
Like you're gonna pay somebody
because something had happened
to somebody they didn't even know, right?
It's just stupid.
So yeah, I mean, it's just false.
Yeah, I don't know.
The UK paid slavery reparations for a century.
I mean, I think that honestly, we play slavery reparations every single day, because of the
fact that people that buy a result of slavery are living in America, like that's better.
Like I guarantee you, none of these people would want to live in Africa, I guarantee
you, like any person that's black would not want to live in Africa.
It is better that you are in America and America is a 100% better place.
Don't make the mistake.
Don't end up with the bullshit ass lizards.
So you're getting your reparations every single fucking day that you're an American citizen.
And if you don't like it, you can find a plane ticket anywhere else and you can go there
instead and you never will because you know I'm right.
That's the way it is.
Hmm.
Can Democrats pay reparations for us?
I mean, to deal with their shit?
That's a good idea.
I like the sound of that.
Yeah, they have to pay us reparations just for being fucking annoying.
I like that a lot.
So the UK can only recently, uh, finally paid off the debt incurred from ending slavery.
I really don't know.
I mean, again, like it's, that's all UK stuff, etc.
But uh, yeah, there's a lot of fuck Twitch and fuck Pout.
Wait, what?
I'm not you.
What?
I'm not in this country.
Have you seen a fucking Pow World stream?
I saw 10 seconds of gameplay.
I said, what the fuck are we doing?
Where is this industry going?
Are you kidding me?
It's a top grossing.
I don't care.
Because I'm grossing game on Steam, 7 out of the other 1,000 plus concurrent players.
Yeah, if I'm fucking 900,000.
If I'm into Fruity Loops, and if I'm 10 years old, and like, how can I?
See, he's fucking old.
Doc is old, so he doesn't understand it.
Like we grew up with Pokemon, okay?
Doc is like 40 something, okay?
I'm only 36.
So here's the difference.
Is that when he was in like high school or like fucking college, Pokemon came out.
Well I was in fourth grade, okay?
third or fourth grade. He's only 47. So he doesn't understand the value. Like this is a culture divide.
He would understand Fordale of power. Yeah, but he's older than that. It is. He's like,
let me look this up. I look at how old is that? How old is Dr. Disrespect?
But he got to be like 43 something like that, right? I mean, like, that's bad. That's real
bad let me let me look this up oh wow wow yeah i mean bro like you you don't understand it right
like i mean this is crazy and like i get it i get where he's coming from because like if i hear
something good about like yugioh or something i'm like bitch what the fuck are you talking about
yugioh like or some other random ass bullshit but like uh pokemon was that for us right that's a
that's a that's a divide right he's eight years older than me that's a lot older and so he doesn't
understand the value that we had for that right Elon's gonna uh gonna file for food stamps
what he wants to file for food stamps what former true oh bro
Oh, bro, he fell off
Post McDonald's, baby. Yeah, there it is, right? And so oh my god, you see free speech died in America today
Yeah, I saw that the I saw the shy little Hendricks thing. We're gonna talk about that later on right? We are and yeah, bro
He broke now. That's it
And so anyway, yeah no longer for commas. I don't know and but anyway, so this is it
And I don't know if I can find the rest of these could just attack me the whole time. Yeah, it's just fucking nuts
So you know what's fucking funny? I think he's funny too. It is and what is this here?
Come by copying it. Oh, no
9-11 poster or not the 9-11 article is a PSA time. He's prop like he said
America deserved
9-11 I want everybody out there this want to be cosplaying
communist dressing up like another dude okay as a New Yorker as a veteran he
thinks it makes him look who is trying to be edgy okay 3000 innocent
American is crazy that you know he spends all of his stream dressing up as
Nick Fuentes and then he spends all of his political Activision time dressing
up as Mao Zedong right I mean like neither of them he's not dressing up
like people made fun of his fashion decisions so much that like all he can
and do now is dress like somebody else.
It's New Yorkers.
Dye, he thinks it's cool.
That's crazy.
By the way, he's so unoriginal.
Dressing up like Mao, idiot, loser.
And then, guess what?
The whole Nick Fuentes style, he's taking his style.
Wearing a suit, he thinks he's trying to be funny, Pat,
and push people towards it.
It's not funny, it's pathetic, it's cringe,
and that's the party.
This is the future of the Democratic Party.
He's doing speeches, and colleges, it's the AOCs,
it's among Donnie's, and it's him.
And it's this guy that drives me absolutely nuts that more people aren't furious about this type of freakin
More can I care? It's only a matter of time, bro
You don't start framing 9-11 you don't start framing 9-11 fucking newspapers
And like I mean, how do you how do you come back from that? Right? I mean, that's really really weird, bro
Like that's super weird. So we're gonna call this on cringe. I mean a lot of people call him that
I mean, I think it makes sense. I mean, it's so weird, man. And that's it.
You know, I saw some New York elected Mamdani. Well, you've got to keep in mind that the
assholes in New York did not elect Mamdani. The foreign born invaders that should be sent
back to their shitholes were the ones that voted for Mamdani. If you just looked at native
born New Yorkers, they did not vote for him. It was a bunch of the foreigners that are not
it should not be in this country that are voting for this guy. That's really the reason
why it's a bunch of fucking foreigners and they're in the country voting for each other
that's really it
and uh... m m donnie's and i said that's a pretty wrong
i don't how can i be wrong if i'm just telling you what that i'm not talking
about as approval rating i'm talking about who voted for him
but what i i don't know what his approval rating is in who the fuck knows
so i'm talking about the voting like this is the way the votes were you would
never even had that approval rating if the voting wasn't in that way
So I have no idea.
Anyway, Tom Holman says we're deportion action
in a live interview.
I saw that.
How can they vote?
Well, they come over and they become citizens.
It's pretty simple, right?
And I think that we need to limit that.
And I think in some cases, reverse it.
I think a lot of these people are just simply not,
they're not Americans, they need to get sent back.
Said this many times.
And anyway, also no voter ID.
I think that's another big factor as well,
and component as well.
Every native, including me, I know including me hate him.
Yeah, maybe.
Is it easy to become citizens?
I have no idea how they do it, man.
It's just...
Oh my God, bro.
Like, this is just really...
I don't even know what to say.
This is just so stupid.
I saw a few more of these here, right?
And we're gonna have to look at everything
that's going on, right?
Zinko switches out.
I'm gonna look at...
This is, wait a minute.
You've been thrown out of more than 109 friendships.
And this is about Sneeko.
That's crazy.
Wow.
That's really, I mean, you really had to go like,
that's deep and that's clever.
Yeah, it is.
I don't know.
The Rumble, so people are asking about Rumble.
Like, I see a few people in chat,
you guys can just tell anybody to ask about it.
I had a stream, I have a stream distribution problem right now,
and I'm gonna have to fix it off stream.
I can't, I don't do tech support on stream.
And so I'm gonna have to fix it off stream.
And then after that, same as I fixed kick yesterday,
I'm gonna fix rumble today too.
So that's really it.
Got banned, yeah, exactly right.
And so Deja Vu, well, I mean, people were gonna come in
and ask because they watched on that platform,
and I think it makes sense that they're gonna ask that.
I'm not really too worried about,
Just a minute, and Sneeko's been riding his entire career, I have no idea, I expect
Twitch to be down tomorrow?
It's definitely possible, right?
I mean, it certainly is.
I mean, with how many dumbass things that have happened, it's just really been back
and forth, and he has, I mean, the thing is that like Sneeko has really, like I've talked
about this for the past few days, right?
It's actually over, what's over?
This is a robotics video, uh-oh, I hope this is a, please let this be a fucking robot girl.
Let this be a robot. Oh my god. It can be unitry super athlete as 2w fluid movement. What the hell is this?
It's a robot dog. Yeah
Yeah, god damn what the fuck
Oh my god. Can you imagine sending like 20 of these after a criminal? And they have like
Nines attached to them?
Holy shit!
Jesus!
He just does whatever he wants!
Oh my-
This isn't- I mean, this is real, right? It's like AI?
W-what the fuck?
I
What the hell this is crazy
This uses your delivery box. Yeah
180
Wait, what the hell a 180 kilogram. That's like what 200 pounds for sorry 400 pounds, right? It's something like that
That's like one American
Holy shit!
And it can take your stuff with you.
With all what we kind of request, what does this say, what does this say?
All users are referring to making any dangerous modifications and using the robot in a hazardous
manner.
We need to use these, we need to give these to the police.
We do, we gotta give these to the police.
like the idea that I have is that we have these and then these are the people these are the things
that go after criminals right we basically like let them loose right Ukraine yeah imagine like
you literally just you mass produce a hundred thousand of these and you just send them over
to Russia bro you send them over to Russia and each one has like an ak-47 and like a fucking
And it could just go like this right and it's like what are you gonna do right? How could the Russian army even defeat this?
There's nothing they could do. Yeah, or C4 backpacks exactly and they all blow up they explode. Yeah literal Zerg rush exactly
Like spiders. Yeah, definitely an EMP
Make them like a solar powered or something does that work against the MP?
I don't even know and so yeah, this is just crazy man. Oh my god
Well, you know the good thing guys keep this in mind the good thing about this is that robotics and technology is never gonna get better than this
Okay, so keep it in mind that this is the best. It's ever gonna be there's never gonna be an improvement beyond this
And so you should look at this as the finished product and the end result of robotics
Okay, so it's never gonna improve beyond this
So if you're worried that oh my god this thing might take my job or something else
No, it won't because this is as good as it's going to get. Okay. This is its final form. Yeah guys, obviously
That's what it is AI and robotics. Yes, definitely. Oh my god. Tecton is a clean marriage has no issues
Oh Jesus, he's watching this. He's milked the situation more than me and asked him to bind. I just yeah
I I talked to her about this was really funny. And so metalhead from black mirror. It's a robot dog hunt
I mean, I think they should do that man. They definitely should do a robot dog hunt
So this is really it's really funny for me to see this Nico crashes out after neon
Neon undergoes hypnotherapy with an Israeli hypnotist on stream calling it a black magic ritual
Version of therapy
You know I'm gonna tell you the truth!
You know I'm gonna tell you the truth!
You got a soul snatch?
What are you talking about?
You are knowingly ignoring the truth.
He's gotta be mean, right?
This has to be a joke.
There's no way, like, it's gonna be weird lately.
I know.
And so this is another one, right?
Mexican and Berg is because Nick's a Jew
Where does Flint come from is it just because it's flint as and you have to have some way to kind of make it to where
people know what the connection is or like what is
Pablo Flint Berg like
You know not political
I sort of wish I was I wish I could claim that oh he's not happy
The clubs lie yeah, because there they go. This is the the white nationalists have been completely completely subverted by Jews
There's your white nationalist movement. I
Told you to they got really upset. I said white supremacy is just a funnel to Jewish supremacy
But I can't believe you'd say that this is why it's so effective because they want to join the winning team
They want to look down on others. This is why the British Empire immediately sold the land to the Rothschilds
White supremacists and Jewish supremacists work like this together always have yeah
Jesus
If the movement is stupiders, who's like a drunk
Well, it's Dan Kazarian
Who is this manly fake poker player?
Instagram celebrity you have a hot take before finishing the clip
I know what they're gonna say like clock wants to be Jewish now. He doesn't care about anything
He has no sort of wants to be Jewish rally at all
These are evil degenerate people pushing in the Antichrist agenda who just want to follow the evil degenerate
You're pushing the anti Christ agenda
No sort of morality at all these are evil degenerate people pushing in the anti Christ agenda
Who just want to follow the money and ascend with fame and cloud?
So yeah, obviously they're gonna want to join the Jews. You know what he's gonna say
How is it that we've had a new clip of him getting mad every single day?
It's actually crazy, like I've seen so many of these recently and it's like holy fuck
man, like just give it a break, give it a rest, relax man, I don't even know what else
to say.
So yeah, his personality is just being mad, he's been getting really mad lately, he has.
And this is also, I saw this, speaking of Clav.
This is crazy.
In June, we had the highest numbers of arrests in the history of the agency, the vice, and
July's tracking even be that.
So we're hitting on all cylinders now, we're deportation maxing, since we're fully funded,
we just got to keep going.
in June, we had the highest numbers of arrests
in the history of the agency, the vice,
and July's tracking even be that.
So we're hitting on all cylinders now,
we're deportation maxing, since we're fully fully
we just keep going in June.
It is the year of the chud, the century of the chud,
the decade of the chud, the chud era.
This is it, and that's it.
And what is this here?
because protected status of all the groups
haven't been able to be mocked as they're removed.
Oh, I don't know about that.
Maxing would be using the military.
I agree with that.
I think they could do more.
I definitely agree.
I just came in, talk about perfect timing.
I guess so.
And yeah, what is this year?
After we deport Max or country would be better?
I think that, yeah, having millions of illegal aliens
in the country, I don't really think that that's
like a net positive for the country.
I think if you took all of the illegal aliens
and you put them in one area,
that area would get worse. I think that the quality of life and the standard of
living in that area would decrease. So yeah, I think it really, the less of them
you have, the better, right? It's just that simple. It's called LA. Yeah, I heard
that's kind of a PDP server nowadays, so it's not good. And let me scroll down. I'll
look at the other posts that I've seen too, because there's been a whole lot
more of these as well and oh yeah I saw this too he really like he's quick on
this shit I like this
Russia is sharing information with Iran to target US troops wait what?
That they are.
Are they not?
Who says they are?
I accept the knowledge that Russia was an A-Win in some ways.
Russia and Russia.
Yeah, but that's a different question for what you just asked me.
Who said that they're doing that?
They've been reporting it.
Reporting in the media?
Oh, and it must be true.
It's in the media.
It's a leaker.
I'm not going to...
Let me say, let's imagine that we're true.
What?
Just...
I didn't want to speak to you.
Well, I certainly wouldn't discuss it in the press.
I already told you guys yesterday something.
Yeah, a lot of people would talk about this.
Nothing that Iran is doing.
Nothing that anyone's doing to help Iran is in any way
increasing their ability to target Americans.
Actually, I do think that if we have another Republican president, the Chud decade will begin.
Like right now, we're only in the like, I would say 2025 was absolutely the year of the Chud.
And like the climax of 2025 year of the Chud was Kanye releasing that song.
Like that was absolutely like everything was building up to that and that was like the absolute fucking pinnacle point
Right and then everything after that was like, okay
Well, that was all in the context of it, of course, right?
This couple more by all videos from the economists. Oh, I'll look at that. Yeah, we're gonna get the prologue of the chug
Yes, this this could be the prologue of the chug, but we don't know yet, right?
We're not sure and if there are any more clips of this. This is crazy. Well, Ruby will be the first Hispanic president
Uh, let me think about that. Have we had a president that has had any Hispanic or Latino American heritage?
I don't think that we have.
As far as I know, I don't think we have.
Not yet. Obama? I don't think Obama, like, I don't think so. I don't think he was, like, Latino or, like, any of that. Hispanic at all.
I'm trying to think like yeah, I don't think so man like I mean there's a chance that maybe like one me one of our like
20th presidents like one of our first like me to be 15 or 20 presidents maybe had like you know Spanish
Heritage right maybe that's the case, but recently I would say as far as I know no
I don't think so so Richard Nixon, maybe I don't know and so anyway, let me let me look that up
Has there ever been
a U.S. president with Hispanic heritage.
Yeah, I feel like the answer is no.
I don't know about this, though, or not.
I'll have to let me let me see here.
L. Trump has.
Oh, that's the new candidate.
Yeah, I don't think so.
Right.
No, OK, absolutely not.
All right, I've heard an European overwhelmingly as Welsh, okay, Hispanic claims to jokes.
Richard Nixon is outreached in appointments of Latinos are not about the actual heritage.
Okay, Spanish links to George H.W. Bush, then their genealogical summary has been not considered
him.
Okay, so maybe George Bush by like some like fucking one or 2% thing, but like not really.
No, that's what I thought, right?
And so what about Jewish?
Um, I don't know.
I have no idea.
And, um, I could be spot on.
Yeah.
Are they not who says they are? I've said the knowledge that Russia was in a way in some way is rough Russia
Yeah, but you're that's a different question for you. Just ask me who said they're doing reporting reporting in the media
Yeah, oh, then it must be true. It's in the media. It's a leaker. I
Oh, then it must be true, right? Yeah, she's such bullshit man. What are we doing here? And
West yet made a video about you. I might watch it. I might watch West Jets video
He is such a farmer. I think it's really funny. I will probably look at it
So this is funny major teachers union demand DEI standards be built into AI tools before they are widely adopted in schools
Has anybody ever looked into why it is that AI's need to have the DEI and
Well never mind why is it that every AI I
I don't know. I mean, like, it's just, why do you need to do that? Right? What are the odds of that? Right? What is this? Isn't that crazy? So, yeah, what does this even mean? I don't know. What does that even mean? So what it means? Let me explain the reason what it means. It means that they will build in the AI to not answer questions about things that these people think are against their social politics. That's what it means functionally, right? So, like, for example, if you look up what demographic can it's more current?
It's going to give you come back with an answer and that it's going to be a picture of a stop sign
And it's going to say report yourself to the principal's office right now for detention
And so like that's probably what they mean by this right? I mean obviously that's what it is
So exactly yes mathematics. Yeah, this is bad it is and and again like I think that teachers unions and all these teachers
Like this is what we need to do we need to have a better pipeline from the Marines to being a high school teacher and
and a middle school teacher.
So we need to get guys that were in the Marines
that we need to have them go
and become teachers in a high school, okay?
And this is gonna solve a lot of problems.
It's gonna solve problems of a bunch of parents
that are sorry, teachers that hate fucking,
they hate their, what do you call it, they hate the country.
It's gonna have like, you know,
it's obviously patriotic, right, as well.
It gives these guys jobs on top of that.
It has like all of the goofboys in class,
like I, you know, I've told this story many times, right?
Is like we had a teacher who was the football coach
and the same guys that were calling the teacher the F word
and everybody else like not standing.
They won't sit down on their desk.
They were saying yes sir and no sir
to the football coach every single time.
So it's about basically making sure
that you have that established respect, right?
It is.
And I think also like, you know,
I think it would just, it would create better outcomes.
That's it.
They prefer LGBT flag to the American flag.
Yeah, it's a very weird thing.
I think they need to get rid of a lot of these teachers.
They definitely do.
They're so stupid, it's the aura or lack of.
This is also like guys,
the CIA, like these people are getting so desperate
because some of these, like,
I don't know if this is a joke or not, right?
I have no idea, but these videos don't look good.
I'll tell you that.
They don't look good.
Do you want to get some candy?
Really, Mommy?
Sure.
Yeah.
Thank you.
This is not a target.
I can tell it's not a target.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus!
I think we gotta do something about this.
We do. I'm gonna explain why.
You found what you wanted?
Uh-huh.
You found what you wanted?
Yeah.
Okay.
Why would you even get the small one, you fucking retard?
You fucking idiot.
The bigger one is like way better and you can get the bag.
You can get the entire bag there, but you don't even need to do that.
It's so annoying. Well, anyway, oh, here's another one.
Oh boy, oh boy, I guess this is the same person.
Oh my God. It has to be bait.
i hope it is i do i really do hope it is i'm not sure if it is
maybe we can just assume it is
but i do think that the
so i i have a very maybe this is like probably one of my most conservative
opinions
is that i have a really big problem with
adults going out in public
and publicly displaying their fetishes
and part of the fetish is about being perceived by the public in a certain way
so any level of voyeurism or anything like that i think should be seen as
public indecency
exposure and also uh... probably have to end the reason why it's bad
it's not just because of the adults like everybody everybody who's like an
adult is like yeah this guy's a weird fucking idiot i would rather not be
around that
but it's really about the kids
i don't want to have a person's sexual fantasies
exist in the context of
I am going to display my fetish in a public way
and then be perceived by children
and this somehow is satisfying to me in one way or another.
I think this has to,
I think that you've really got to put a stop to this.
You've really got to stop this.
Like this is outrageous.
And a whole new public, yeah, exactly, right?
It's just nuts.
So, and not in the bathrooms, a thousand percent.
Well, it's more that,
so it's the same as I have that same opinion
like women, they're filming content for only fans and public. If you're filming content
that is meant for sexual gratification, you should not be allowed to do that in a public
space unless it has been either allowed by that space or there are no minors present
and it is stated that you are allowed to do that. Because I see this happen and I don't
want to have, like, I just think that it's an over-sexualized society. I think that there's
There's no reason that we need to have people literally filming pornography at a gym or
filming their fetish at a CVS.
This doesn't have to happen.
And I don't know why we put up with this.
It's just there's tolerance and then there's like rationality.
I think this is beyond tolerance and it's beyond rationality.
And the reason why is that it extends beyond these people.
I have no problem.
You want to dress up like this in your own home.
That's fine.
you want. But the problem is whenever you do it in public and then you want
everybody else including children to see you. That's a really big issue. Tag
public itself is a fetish. It is. Yeah and a lot of people like the idea of you
know like public masturbation or public sex or voyeurism in general right? It's a
fantasy for a lot of people and I'm not gonna get into like the ethics of this
fantasy or anything else because I have the same viewpoint as everybody else
right? It's like even if you know well it is like but it's illegal yeah yeah it is
illegal and I think this is the same thing because you're really just you're
creating this content for sexual gratification in one way or another
First Amendment? Well the First Amendment doesn't really make sense whenever
you take your dick out at Walmart right? I mean like if you're taking your dick
out at Walmart then obviously that's you know you can't say that's the First
Amendment so whenever you're expressing yourself in a way that affects other
other people, then you now have to, what you do in your own
personal life, in your own time, in your own house is your own
business. And we have almost no restrictions on that. It doesn't
matter if you're gay, it doesn't matter. Like the only thing that
matters is that it's consensual, basically, right? And I would
say other than that, you can do anything that you want. And
that's always the way I'm I don't know if it's always the way
that I think it's that's the way it's been for like, at least
most of my life, right? And so when that's a good thing, by the
this is a good thing. But whenever you go out into public, it's the same thing I said with
like religion, right? So there are a lot of religious ideas like thou shalt not steal. Thou
shalt not steal is a good idea. But you can argue that idea without using circular logic,
referencing the Bible, right? You can do this without self-referential logic. So it's not like,
well, you can't steal because the Bible says so and the Bible's right. And so you have to listen
into the Bible and the Bible says you can't steal. So like you don't need circular logic,
like you can apply and you can arrive at this conclusion from a secular perspective.
And so I look at it from the same perspective is that if you want to do something out in public
and you want to do something that makes other people uncomfortable, inconveniences them,
damages them is a problem in one way or another, you now have to exist on a higher standard of
justification than just simply I want to do this because everybody else out there might not want
you to do this so why is it that one person is able to do something that inconveniences a thousand
others right and that's I think the big difference and that's what these people don't understand
does that make sense it's a crazy form nuisance screaming I agreed I don't think religious arguments
are circular either I think that some are and some are not thou shout not steal is not a circular
argument. Thou shalt not hold other gods beyond myself is a circular argument, because the only
referencing and the justification you can have for that is literally the Bible says this, right?
There's no secular component to this that can be argued in a rational way, whereas stealing it,
you can argue that in a rational way. So that's really about it. And anyway, I'll look at these a
few more. Ten Commandments exist because they're a sign of a functional society and everybody
abides by them. Yeah, that's definitely true. I think that you're right about that. So what about
about white pride tattoos, for example.
I think that tattoos are kind of a gray area.
I mean, white pride tattoos, I don't think that anybody should.
I'm one of the kind of guys that I'm OK with anybody
being proud of their race, but I think it's
silly to be proud of your race.
It is, and it's not, right?
I'm pretty wishy-washy on this, if you really
want my honest opinion about it.
I'm very wishy-washy on this, where
I think it's silly to take pride and accomplishment
from people that are doing things that aren't you,
but at the same time, I don't think the people that do that
are necessarily evil people.
Like I don't view white pride as anything
that is more or less evil than black pride.
And I think that the only people that do that
are people that probably just hate white people.
That's the real reason why.
So I think that either all of it's okay or none of it's okay.
There should never be a world where you have certain races
and certain identities that you can express,
you know positive sentiment about and other ones that you can't
i mean that's a little discrimination racism right i mean it's just that simple
so uh... that's it looks like in-group preference statement to me yeah and i
don't think that's really a big deal it's definitely not
being raised one was concerned progressive back then now it makes you a
nazi i guess so
be proud of your race without putting other people down yeah i think that's
true too right is like you can be proud of being white or you can be proud of
being black or hispanic or asian or whatever
But whenever you look at that pride as a way that you can say that, like,
I'm better than these other groups of people,
and you really are comparing accomplishments of groups of people that aren't even alive, right?
So I think it's silly to do that.
But yeah, I think that's probably the nuance that I'm missing here, is that, yeah,
that's the way it is.
And what is this here?
A non-circuit argument for holding up no other gods higher is a statement to not
accept that other rules are negotiable with people who hold other beliefs.
I don't know really what you mean,
I don't want to argue about this over and over, but like all I'm saying is that some of this is very different
And but in this but this stuff is fun, right?
The shooter has finally been caught and identified and is under police custody. I really hope he's not
Identified as 22 year old white male Tyler Robinson. Oh, thank goodness. Oh my god
Damn it. Okay. Are they trans so worried the shooter
however did convert to Islam just yesterday and changed his name to Abdulrahman, Muhammad
Allahul Akbar, Omar Yusuf Hamza Saeed, Osama Obama, Shawarma Famos Saeed, Ibn Abdul
Bin, Ibn Abubin Bin Bin Bin, Bing Bong Bazooka, boom boom. The shooter has finally been caught
and identified and is under police custody. Is this really one of these guys? Like really?
That's his name...
Pizzucca Poppo
Oh my god, man. Why is stealing wrong? Yeah.
Why is stealing wrong if you believe in God there's no objective morality?
Because if everybody was stealing we wouldn't have a functional society.
Like, you can arrive at secular conclusions for religious morals.
Like, you can easily do that. It's hard to do, but you can do it.
Take a look at this.
Play it again? No.
So I didn't know AI was this bad in colleges. Like I assumed that it was bad, but like this
is really, really awful. I have a feeling that like this is really going to end badly.
And I'm the only person that feels that way. I know I'm not like the amount of people that
are just using AI to do all the thinking and all of the research and everything for them.
There's no way this ends positively.
32 of my 35 students between two classes failed a portion of their midterm because they all
used AI to generate their entire response.
And apparently they've been proofreading.
Let me show y'all how I picked up on it.
So this discussion post was a portion of my students midterm and if you look, it looks normal, right?
Yeah.
copy and paste this and look closely. In white ink I hear it place the word Madagascar somewhere
in the response in a way that makes no sense. But if you uncopy and paste it, you can't see it.
So if Madagascar was somewhere in my student's response in a way that did not make sense,
I knew that they copied and pasted the...
This is the Industrial Revolution, by the way.
What the fuck does that have to do with Madagascar?
I abandoned...
and just threw it in AI again.
Oh my god.
You would be amazed at the bizarre usage of the word Madagascar
that I saw in these students' assignments.
First and foremost, Madagascar has nothing to do with the Industrial Revolution.
Yeah.
It was more than obvious that they couldn't even go back and reread these responses.
So yeah, 32 out of 35 students failed a portion of their midterm and that's how some students, if you're going to use AI to generate the entire response, at least re-read it.
It's so over guys!
Try to ensure that it makes a little bit of sense. Try to put in your own words.
32 out of 35.
Like, I really think this is bad. 32 out of 35? Yeah, I mean like, let me see if I can find some more of these.
uh teacher let me see if i can catch this dude
dude like this is really like i mean we've really gotta do something about this
we really like this is it's getting out of hand it's really getting out of hand so teacher ai
catch. Let's see here. Let me see if I can pull up some more examples of this,
right? Because there are a lot more, right? And then here, yeah, here's another one.
What is this here? Good uses. This is something different. This is not it at
all. Introduce a humanoid robot. Wait, what? I make emotional connections by
learning your preferences, remembering past conversations with our custom
memory system it's a responding in ways that feel personal and consistent over time oh my god
very attentive friend with patch notes i do not actually feel emotional would but i am designed
to recognize that looks like war a loomer here and behave as if i care so the connection feels real
and supportive for you oh my god robots vision systems and how not to be lonely with ai i'm melody
the world's first ever greeter robot, debuting my dazzling AI charm and modular style at the
2025 mid-winter conference in the Venetian Expo. Guys? You're officially my best friend. Don't
tell the other robots. They get jealous and start blinking Morse code insults. Oh my god. So yeah,
teacher fails 32. Is this another one? Oh no, I think this is the, yeah, we've, we just looked
at this one. There's even more of these too. I don't even know what to say. So what's happening
Now, Chana just unveiled their AI blackboard. Oh my god, I haven't seen this at all. I'd have to look at it
Americans, what is this? I'll look at it.
I really think that
Americans closer debating whether students should be allowed to touch it. I think this is the reality
AI is the future
But you can't have AI do everything for you
Like if you're a student and you send in this thing like so not only you don't even read the prompt that you send and
You don't even read the proofreading of the thing before it gets submitted
Like that is way way way over the line, but China does something that we should be doing
China as far as I know they filter out the stupid ones don't they all the stupid kids just I
I don't know like they go to the salt mines or something like that, right?
Like let me see it's 50% of students. Yeah, let me look this up in China. How many stupid kids get
removed from school and when by a percentage?
Yeah
They don't even make it to high school. I gotta look this up. We gotta figure it out
There's no participation trophies in China. Well, they got all those fucking people. They
don't need you. You know, you don't know what the hell you're doing. That's fine. Yeah,
they have to work for Apple. Well, they either work for Apple or they go start picking apples,
right? It's just that simple. Makes sense. So I do. That's what we need to do. There's
no formal set of removing suit so we get, yeah, but let's be honest though, right? Yeah, 95
5%, junior high school students, grade retention being held back exists, is visually discouraged.
Main sorting point after junior high school, this is the clearly, okay, this is it.
So this is what we need to do.
This China does this the right way.
Main sorting point after junior high, this is the clearest ability-based tracking stage.
Students take the, John Call, I think that's, I don't know how to fucking say it, right?
Half policy target around 50 percent. We are talking about a fucking rapture
Like half of them are gone, bro
Actual regular academics and re rising modesty to 65 percent enter academic senior high schools
So literally imagine what your schools would be like if the bottom 40 to 50 percent of the students were just removed
You just got rid of them, bro. Like I mean wouldn't that just change everything?
I feel like that would change everything like everything would be totally fine
You wouldn't have to deal with retards you wouldn't have to deal with anything else right you cannot trust these stats
Well, it's probably the way it is right. I mean, it's clearly the way it is heaven on earth exactly
So it's a utopia. Absolutely, man. So yeah, I like this a lot man
And switch on all the stupid kids go do manual labor after middle school and this is what I would do
that special education disabilities you're generically not in remove yeah
that's a separate one right as well yeah so this is that the rapture event right
and so this is the reason why they can do smart stuff like this it's because
they're not dragging half their population around you know the you have
to grab come on come on Terry can't you figure out multiplication you're seven
You're 19 years old, and you're still in eighth grade.
You could do, aww, you drew another triangle.
Oh, Terry, come on.
Bro, put Terry out on the rice fields.
Put Terry in the cobalt line.
Put Terry on a fucking welding unit.
Put Terry somewhere else where nobody has to deal with him,
and then think about everybody else
who's not fucking retarded.
You see what I'm saying?
No child left behind.
I think we have to leave a lot of kids behind.
What group would you be in?
I don't know, like, I actually, like, I'll be real, right?
Like, it's like a weird thing, like, but I actually got, like, almost perfect grades
on every standardized test I ever did, and I got invited into, like, magnet schools,
and they were going to skip me ahead in the grade, but I didn't want to do that because
my friends were there.
So like, we took a test, and like, only nine people in the school passed the test, I was
one of them.
So like, actually, like, I really was not stupid, right?
I mean, but this is in America, right?
I mean we're talking about like these are bot lobbies. So I mean I was in like a pub
I was in a working class public high school. That's a bot lobby
Let's be real. So I'm not trying I'm not trying to say I'm super smart
But like I just I just have a good memory and so I can remember like what what something is on a multiple choice
It's not that it's not that crazy
See that? They're turning into a graph. See? So you can change the different axes?
See that? Wow. Wow.
So this is why they can do that in school, is that they get rid of all the dumb kids.
And this is what I would do, like I would send all the Nicole mines and shit like that.
that. And if that really is what had to happen, I feel like really, we wouldn't
have any of these problems, we wouldn't have any of the problems that we do now.
But schools are basically defined by, you know, schools are basically defined by
the lowest and the worst possible group. You want to check the Elon clips to tie
yesterday up? Oh yeah. Yeah, I was gonna look at that. Give me a second. Let me
find it. Are you anti Muslim? Oh my God.
Are you anti-Muslim?
I am against having...
If people are coming to a country with antithetical views, I am against that.
i'm against that you know i'm against uh...
uh... i'm against rape and murder
i'm against uh...
in position of
rules and laws that are
contrary to
what we've
come to accept in the west
you and he was completely right by the way yeah it's not about being a Muslim or
I mean obviously like there's a lot of disparity between what Muslims think and what they don't think
So the main issue is that if you come into a Western country
I don't want to have somebody that comes into a Western country who thinks that for example the age of consent should be lowered to nine
I don't care if you think that it's for a religious reason or 12 or something like that like I
That's one of those things where it's like I just don't want you here. I don't care what your reasoning is
I don't care about yeah, but it's really bad in your country
Too too bad multiple wives. Yeah, if you if you're not able to assimilate into the culture
You need to go back and need to leave right?
And so we can't just say yes, there's one of the 10k tests with the burn
Well, I don't think that most people are actually against like Muslims necessarily
They just don't necessarily want to have the Muslim faith imposed on them
That's really the reality, is that you look at Islam as a political system and you can look at it as a religion.
I don't think that a lot of people have a problem with Islam as a religion.
They don't care. You want to pray five times a day. You want to go to the mosque.
You want to believe these things. Do whatever you want to do, right?
But the problem is that whenever you take that religion and you turn it and you export it as a political system,
I think that's the main issue that most people really have a problem with.
And I think that's the case with a lot of religions, but I think Islam is probably the one that at least most people talk about
Because it's not integrated into like Western culture in the same way that Christianity is for example
So yeah, that's it. Does that make sense, right? So I feel like there's very clearly a distinction there that most people understand
And we're against the imposition of retrograde customs. Yeah, definitely, right and it's a number that matters
It's political cultural and law system more than our religion
I understand that but there are people who and you can say that with Christianity too and like that
There are there are Christian rules and Christian laws as well, right?
But the point is is that in Saudi Arabia?
It's a Muslim country and it's a Muslim culture and it's Muslim law Turkey is the same thing
England is Christian America is Christian Canada is Christian
You know Germany is I think mostly Christian, right?
So there's a big difference between coming into like, you know, you don't go to Turkey and tell them not to ring the prayer bells
You don't do that. You don't go to Saudi Arabia and say, well, why aren't you know?
Why aren't you guys doing things the way that we're doing it in LA, right?
Why aren't there any pride parades here? You don't do that. So the real fundamental problem is that
People come into an area and they come into an environment that they don't really even know what's going on
We're probably in the 70s, 60s. Yeah, I'm just saying in general, right? Is that Morton? Yeah.
Islamists exports American freedom of religion in hopes they can eventually take that freedom away?
Maybe, right? I have no idea. Turkey was actually established as a secular country. It's Erdogan
who's trying to reverse it. I'm not talking about its history. I'm talking about its current state,
right? That's my point. So yeah, anyway, that's the way that I feel about it. And I think it's
really easy to understand what the difference there is. Let me see the second one.
politics. You don't even live there.
I think it is the West collectively.
But do you see why-
That's what I said.
Politics. You don't even live there.
I think it is the West collectively.
That's exactly what I fucking said. Fucking exactly.
Do you see why this makes people think that this man who has all this power, he's the
world's richest man, he thinks he has a right to influence our politics. It makes people,
it's why, you know, we started this conversation saying superlatives, it's why people love you.
I mean, some people do love you. Yes, some people do. Leave it to a woman to make an argument by
consensus. This is, it's actually crazy that anybody does this or listens to this. Some people
don't like you. Okay. What does this have to do with anything? Like, it's all about the
consensus and the optics of what's being said, and it's never about actually what's happening.
There's never, there's never an honest conversation about substance. There's only a conversation
about optics. These people are so annoying. They're awful.
But do you understand why?
Do you think what you're doing is-
Well, it's obvious why they don't like them.
Duh.
You can easily see why.
Helpful for Western democracy.
Do you see why people that are fucking hyper religious like extremists want to kill every
gay person?
Yeah, I can see why they do that.
It's because their book tells them to do that.
I can see why somebody wants to go out and go on a murdering spree, but it doesn't mean
it's okay for them to do that.
It's just, it's so stupid.
I think what you're doing is helpful for western-
Maybe some people do love me.
I, and that's probably true.
I don't care.
Good, yeah!
But the fact that, as you pointed out,
a quarter billion people follow me
is that I think a lot more people actually like me than don't.
And I think a lot more people hate you and the media
more than you realize.
What's your
That's my boy bro like I'm so happy like god damn
She does not even know bro. Like she has no idea a nice turn around
Yeah, because the thing is that and here's that here's the point that I've always made right is that
this is the whole point that I was making with chuds without borders. A lot of guys that are in
like the Middle East or Asia, they listen to what Elon is saying or what I'm saying and they're like
yeah I get it I understand that's what I want for my country too. Yeah I get it and they're the guys
that like they're like okay well if we come over to America we're gonna act right and whenever you
come over here you're gonna act right and we're like okay that's fine everything's good. So that is
the overwhelming and the predominant value that I think most people have, but what these people
are trying to do is they're trying to create this idea that, like, I mean, you know, I think a good
example of this, right, is that remember whenever they interviewed the cartel member, and it's like,
what do you have to say to Donald Trump? And the guy said, respect. He's trying to do what's right
for his people. People understand, like, just not wanting to have something in your backyard
doesn't mean that you want to destroy somebody else's backyard. It just means you might not
want it in your backyard. That's it. And so I think that guys and people around the world
are beginning to have an understanding that people like this woman and people that think like her,
they want to sloppify the entire world's cultures and tradition into one gray, you know, generic,
like fucking piece of shit, right? And the problem is that we already have, like, I talked to a guy,
this guy was talking to me the other day, right about this, because like, he grew up in LA,
I grew up in Austin, right? And so we were talking about how like, even though there were multiple
cultures, like, you know, there's like Mexican culture, there's like Asian culture, black culture,
white culture, you know, there's like redneck culture, and all these are put together, it creates
a mosaic of the American experience that everybody understands and knows and we don't want to have
that mosaic changed into something that it's not or have it be forcefully altered in a way where
it's not representative of us anymore and fundamentally I think these people are globalists
right they're globalists and what I mean by that is like you know this is this is the way it was
okay? They're driving around. Everybody uses the N word. They use it by everybody uses it,
and they use it on everybody. Everybody is listening to Kanye West. Everybody, you know,
is like talking about America being great. Let's see here, besides this, everybody loves tacos.
People think it's cool that some people can speak Spanish, you know, etc. Everything's fine. These
These were the Obama days.
They were, we had it.
You guys have no idea how good it was.
If you're under the age of like,
I would say 27 right now,
you have no idea how good it was
when we were in high school
and when we were in middle school.
Even in college, to an extent,
everything was fucking perfect.
Like you had all these different cultures,
everybody got along.
You could laugh at the differences between the cultures.
We even had movies about it,
like Rush Hour and Tropic Thunder.
everything was amazing until people like this retarded fucking hag
decided to take their globalist slop nonsense and they tried to say that the
way that the chinese do something is equivalent to the way that americans do
something which is equivalent to the way that the saudi arabians do something
which is equivalent to the way that the iranians do something
no it's not
each of us have good ideas and bad ideas
i said i really like the idea that china has with getting rid of a lot of
their shitty stupid students right
i think they're really on point with that they know what they're doing with
that
and i think that them having multi-generational housing and not kicking
kids out eighteen that's more popular in asian cultures another actually it's
not excuse Asian cultures
hispanic cultures do the same thing right
i think what i think they do that better than us white people
i think that i think that's an l for us
and i think that we could stand to gain something from that
and conversely i don't like what they do with controlling speech over there
I don't like the fact that you can't criticize the government in the way that you can criticize
the government here.
I don't like the fact that you have to have different connections with the government
to make things.
So I don't know why you can't look at the positives and negatives and say, this is what
we're doing right.
This is what you're doing right.
Let's create a culture in a world where we can take the best of these things and acknowledge
the worst of these things.
But people like her can't do that.
And they want to turn everything into globalist slop, and so they can push their bullshit agenda
and tell everybody what to do.
That's the issue.
That's the problem.
And we all understood this, by the way.
Everybody understood this.
In 2005 and 2008, everybody understood this.
And actually, in 1995 was Golden Era.
I would say that the Golden Era ended in 2012.
i think that the golden era ended in two thousand and twelve and this is my big
conspiracy theory
is that i think that occupy wall street was the point where we were the closest
that we had ever been to class consciousness and realizing that wealth
disparity and wealth inequality was at a ever-increasing tangent and that we
were growing more and more disconnected from the value of our labor
the value of the country and just generally what we are entitled to as
Americans and also as Westerners in general. And I think that everything inside of liberal
policy, democratic policy, and any leftist policy was poisoned held by identity politics
and it was reversed. Because you can find all of the arguments that I make for all of
this stuff. Every single Democrat in the year 2000 was saying the same thing that I said.
Obama was saying things that are more conservative than me. In his 2008 presidential election,
What do you mean entitled to? I mean entitled to because your founder, your forefathers founded the country. They built the entire society and the civilization that you live in.
And I think that civilization, every single person who built into that and put that blood equity into the country, black, white, Hispanic, Asian or whatever.
There's a lot of Asian people that built the railroads. There were Hispanic people that helped build the south. Same with black people. It's against their will, right?
right? But it's true. There is a blood equity that we have all built, played into America.
And I think that that needs to be paid forward. And not every generation is going to have a person
that can be a positive blood equity person, right? Like, you're going to have maybe like a, you know,
a person like, you know, you're going to have like a dumb kid, right? Well, okay, that's fine.
But like, you're paying into the tax system. So the tax system and the government can take care
of your dumb kid, so maybe one day your dumb kid could have a smart kid that can undo that.
That's really what it's about. And that's the long-term perspective that I have. Does that make
sense? Maybe I'm going on. I'm ranting at this point. That's generally the way that I feel about
it, right? Paying it forward, yeah. You pay it forward. And I do think that Occupy Wall Street
was the point where it was poison killed. I do. I think that was the end of the good times,
and it was the beginning of your fucking blood guilt. No, no, no. There's no blood guilt.
There's only blood equity. It's true that black people helped build America because they were
slaves. It's true also that white people helped build America. We have a collective buy-in to
this reality. I'm not trying to make a tier list to this. This was a team effort. It doesn't matter
who was number one, who was number two, this was a team effort and everybody who was number one or
number two is dead now. The reality is that we live in a different world and these people want to
change that. They want to make China the same as America, they want to make America the same as Iran
And they want to make Iran the same as France.
It's ridiculous. There's one more of these to look at.
I don't like it.
USAID. Oh, my God. Here we go.
More white slaves than black slaves.
A lot of you guys that are conservative get really uncomfortable
with the idea that black people did play a pivotal role in helping
build America, because I think that that's used as a justification
to have reparations.
I don't see that as a justification to have reparations because I think the real reparations that they're getting and also we're getting is that we get to live in the society that our ancestors built.
That's the biggest reparation that we could have.
I think we need to move past this idea that we can't acknowledge that there were inputs and values that people had that were non-white.
That's what we did. Yeah, so in Indians, exactly.
People, people are not the same, it's an impossibility. Yeah, definitely, right?
And where the white people's reparations from Turkey, former Ottoman Empire, I mean, I don't
know, I like talk to them about it. It's not my problem. And also, like, I'm not about reparations.
I very clearly made the distinction there. I mean, I don't know really what else to say.
You're going to see, you see how many people black, how many black people get mad when he's
home in Kings and Africa, got rich off the slave trade? Well, yeah, I mean, because it's an
uncomfortable reality that, yeah, the white people didn't go over to Africa and just like,
go capture all the black people with like a lasso or something. They were sold into slavery
by other black people, right? I mean, they're still slavery in Africa now. So, yeah, no, you're right.
You don't buy the idea that anybody, and to put it really crudely and simply any
kid in Africa died because of the suddenness with which-
Zero.
I just don't think that's right. I just don't think-
I mean, I've had people reporting in Africa who-
how many NGOs are there that could that could step in, just bear in mind this
by the way the reason why they want to assign accountability to Elon Musk for killing people in Africa
and killing people through doing cuts in USAID
is to green light crazies into uh...
it's to green light crazies into going around and pushing a uh...
you know like trying to assassinate them
that's what they're trying to do
They're trying to create a moral justification for assassinating him.
It happened quickly, and there are literally tens of thousands of NGOs.
Not everyone functions as fast as you do.
If funding is cut off for antiretrovirals overnight and it just stops,
then people will die when they don't have access to them.
No, only if they cannot get funding for that.
But the Gates Foundation has $50 billion.
What about them?
what about any one of the number of organizations, what about the...
He's right, that international outreach and charity should be done by private organizations and private citizens
and not done directly by the government.
I think there are some instances where us doing it makes sense,
but it just being an ongoing maintenance thing? Absolutely not.
But in most of these countries, USAID...
I can't see whatever last name is.
It used to be Bezos.
It gave 50 billion dollars.
What about that?
But you know, let's be practical.
In many of these countries, USAID was the biggest funder.
But I don't want to have any argument about it.
USAID was a political organization.
It may also have been that, but it was the biggest funder of...
That's the reason why.
And also, like a lot of the money that USAID got,
probably just got filtered out by different bureaucrats.
And that's the reason why they were so mad that USAID got cut.
Because these people don't actually care like this is the biggest indicator that they don't actually care
Is it these are the same people that don't view communism as the same evil is like Nazism for example, right?
Even though communism has killed way more people than Nazism did but on top of that
You have all the people in Iran that were killed by their own government and are they going and talking about that?
No, they're not they're trying to downplay it. It's because they don't really care about the Africans
They don't give a shit about the Africans because also if they cared about the Africans
What about all the Africans that are being massacred right now in Sudan and you know
I hate to say it but like a lot of the countries in the Middle East seem to be the ones that are profiting off of this right for like diamonds and other
Fucking rare earth right so like how is it that you're not thinking about and focused on that because who do you think is getting killed more?
right do you think it's a few of these handful of programs that were like massively wasteful and
and probably only a small fraction of the money actually went to the African people,
or do you think it's worse they're having an internal civil war that's being egged on by
other developed countries in order to take advantage of their resources, right? Do you really care
about the African people if you're not talking about all the Christians that are being massacred
by either Muslims or other types of sects of people that don't like Christianity in Africa?
Why aren't you talking about those things? Because all of these things are happening.
So if your focus is universally USAID, then the reason why you care about it is because you think that USAID is beneficial to you explicitly, and the concern is actually not about the African people.
You see what I'm saying?
It's thinking of truth. Yeah, exactly.
The funny Africa, which led to an unsustainable and unimaginable growth. Yeah, I mean, again, like, and that is, that is kind of what happened, right? Is that the, the population boom in Africa? I'll show this afterwards.
Healthcare system so I am I'm very sure of on of regime change and and then exactly
Who do you think got the money? Joseph Coney got the money
So yeah that forest Whitaker fucking whoever he was playing as a as a dictator in that movie for my 20 years ago
That we all watched like he was the one getting the fucking movie or the money
May well be benefits from having
funding was not stopped. It was moved to the State Department.
There were huge numbers of things shut down in Africa that were health-related.
No, there were claims of this. These claims are false.
They're nonsense. Absolute nonsense. But when funding
is stopped for fraudulent organizations or
for something, do you think they're going to say, well
please keep funding the fraud?
It's crazy to see somebody who actually has the social awareness.
It's ironic because people always say, oh, Elon's Asperger, he's autistic.
Okay, well, how is he the only person that sees through this obvious manipulation?
How is it that nobody else sees this?
Or do you think they're going to come up with a sad story that sounds so pathetic in order to get the funding restored?
Yeah.
Obviously, it will be the latter.
Of course, wow, question the source of the information that you see.
That's exactly what they did.
But zero died because of dose.
Zero, point zero.
I actually have a lot of sympathy for the change of the aid regime
that the U.S. under the Trump administration has precipitated.
However, I think the pace and the suddenness with which it happened
will almost certainly...
Thank God, you're so right, Karen.
Let's have 17 levels of bureaucratic oversight
and then do this over 12 years.
The reason why she wants to do it slowly
is because she actually agrees with it
and she hopes that by the time
that the actual implication will come
that another group of people will take power
and they can undo the impending removal.
That's the reason why she advocates for this.
She wants it to take longer
because she thinks that if she plays for time,
she can undo it with the next administration.
That's the reason why.
Duh.
Of course, unnecessary suffering and death.
I think both of those can be true.
No, I think that's totally false.
Okay, well, let's-
And obviously false because there are,
the amount of funding we're talking about
is far less than what can be done,
than what can be supported by a private,
by foundations like the Gates Foundation,
or Mackenzie Bezos' foundation.
She's given away tens of billions of dollars.
The Gates Foundation has tens of billions of dollars.
They are capable of acting very quickly.
And if they didn't, I would say they're equally responsible.
I see, okay.
Obviously.
All right.
Zero people died because of Doge, zero.
I'm very glad that Elon, like this is the way
that you need to respond to these people.
Because like to the point where you try to capitulate
and you try to reason with them is a mistake
because they're not playing the same game that you are.
They're not trying to come to a conclusion
that understands the other side.
They're trying to assign accountability to you
so they can use it as a justification to attack you.
Yeah, nobody died because of getting rid of USAID, right?
They're not good faith actors.
They're not.
I'm really glad to see Elon doing this.
I'm very, very happy to see him doing this.
And hopefully, hopefully we have more of this
that happens, right?
I don't know, but I'm not sure.
And she's positioning her ideological belief
as a stated fact, and he's saying, no, it's false.
Well, and also like, I mean, what business
do the American people have being responsible
for keeping Africans alive?
I mean, it's just simply, that's not the function
of the United States government,
is keeping Africans alive.
And what is this here?
Can I find it?
Nick Fontez just dropped on it.
Oh boy, everything.
Okay, this is just the intro.
All right, all right, we are gonna watch this,
but not today, obviously.
This is how the Nick Flintas Hunter Biden interview started.
Before I get to that, I just wanna show.
Take a look at this.
The population has been going crazy.
Look at that.
Oh my God.
Jesus.
You see what I'm saying?
Look at that.
Holy fuck.
Holy fuck.
Ask Google for the estimate for 2000.
Okay.
Let's see here. Estimate.
Africa population estimate.
3.8 to 4.3 billion people accounting for roughly 40% of the world's global
populate oh my god oh my god look how many minorities there are out there yeah
bro like too many minorities in Africa to be four billion minorities there oh my
God, man, that's crazy, isn't it? And again, the reason why is that I think, oh, by the
way, I just said it. Somebody called me out. Where is it? Oof, I should not agree to take
a shot every time Asman says the reason why. You actually got me. You did. You did get
I do say this too much. I do it's a verbal pause and it's it's like a tangent that I'll move to or like a word
I eat no, he's right. He is he's right and I say it way too much and I have to I have to stop and I think the reason why I'm
Just kidding. Okay, let me go and look at the beginning of this video. Okay guys
This is how Hunter Biden Nick Frens is interview started. Yeah and uh
Look guys. I have no problem. I used to spend a lot more time watching
My own streams and then like editing in my mind how I spoke
I really should probably start doing that again because that helped me. I think become a much better like communicator
And anytime that somebody says something like that. I hate to tell you guys this but I do take it personally
I do I take it personally and I'm like, okay
I need to do better like but I don't take it as like an insult. I'm like I actually go and I I'm like, oh my god
Why? Because I view it as logical, legitimate feedback that I think is accurate and valid.
That's the reason why. See?
Yeah.
What's this? I know, I do say that a lot, but to be fair, when somebody sends me an article or
something, I don't know what else I can say other than that. Okay, let's watch this.
So I guess like the kind of first question that I had whenever I caught wind that you
wanted to interview you.
Come on, just turn this off.
Why now?
What made you want to sit down for this kind of interview?
Well, I guess like the kind of first question that I had whenever I caught wind that you
wanted to do an interview like this is, you know, why now?
What made you want to sit down for this kind of interview?
Well, I think it's an interesting conversation to have all of us here.
And you know, I think it's a moment in our country when there's a lot of realignment.
you know, I think that people recognize, especially in the past couple of years, I'm like a non-conventional
critic maybe of what's happening.
And so I think it'll be an interesting productive conversation.
I think it'll be different.
But I mean specifically, because we kind of share a publicist, I heard that you wanted
to kind of, okay, we have a publicist that you hit up and you said that you wanted to
talk to someone who would give you kind of a fair shot to like clear up some things and
maybe some misconceptions about you and the things you believe.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
You know, I'm somebody who I think like you actually maybe we have this in common
It's kind of pigeon-holed in a certain way for things that we've done in the past or things that we've said
Yeah, I'm a crackhead
I'm telling you guys
I'm telling you guys
Everybody thought I was joking last year
Every single day, less people are laughing and more people are agreeing.
Haha, racist, right?
I got physical there. Mine is true, yeah.
Yeah, my mind's a little true.
Maybe a little.
No, but yeah, so I think it'd be good to clear up some of the misrepresentations
and put out something accurate.
Oh my god, this is going to be one of my favorite fucking videos,
and it isn't even out yet. I haven't even seen it.
and then nothing because yeah this is okay okay we'll look at this one I don't want to watch
anymore this is the last one and that's it. What do you think about somebody like Mamdani?
Personally I don't like him. I don't like some of the things that he said like for example on
4th of July when he takes the opportunity to sit there with let's be honest not a single white person
in the room and says you know the founding fathers would look down on us the working people with
their dirt street tans against the billionaires I think it's a little too
divisive. I like his energy I like that he's young, he's ironic.
Fair enough.
That's rich buddy.
But it seems pointed at me.
I know but I think, yeah.
The thing is like he's dissing you in that video?
Yeah a little bit.
I was staring down the camera like, you son of a bitch.
He belighted me.
But what I see is, somebody is using government for exactly the purpose that you just said,
is to break the oligopoly, to target the anger towards a tiny, tiny, tiny percentage of the
population that has controlled the levers of government from the White House down to
the mayor's office in New York City or Peoria, Illinois, to that matter.
and even more so as you go further down that chain.
I think he's going to run.
I do. I think he's going to run.
And it might not be this time.
I'm going to be, I'm going to, I'm going to just how he's going to say,
I'm going to be the president.
And they're going to say, I thought you did crack.
And he's going to be like, yeah, I did.
And that's going to be the end of it
Like yeah, that's yeah, that's exactly what's going to happen
No, I really probably market I will look will what we'll see we'll see if it's if the odds of it have gone up at all
All right, where is it?
Uh, do you know, crap, presidential nominee, people are still thinking too, dude, Gavin
Newsom is crashing big time.
Okay, where is, aww man, Mr. Beast?
Come on.
Where is he?
Hunter Biden.
Okay, it's still kind of a long shot. Alright guys, it's a long shot. The picture?
Yeah, what was the picture? Give me a minute. Let me see that. Where the hell did it go?
No, fuck. I'm trying to find this. Give me a minute. I got, aww, I got fucking, I got caught out.
Let me see if I can pull it up.
No, where is it?
Where is it?
God damn it.
I'm such a fucking idiot.
I always get the wrong ones and I can't find, there it is.
Oh, it downloaded, it downloaded it on me.
There he is.
There he is, boys.
That's the future president.
You might not like it.
You might not want to admit it yet.
But I think there's a good chance this shit could happen.
Oh my god, that's my president, the first Crackhead president.
The first public crackhead president, okay, that's important to keep in mind, and I couldn't
divide the crack pipe from his lips, there he is!
There he is, man, and a new sticker dropped.
I don't even know what to say, it's just crazy, but yeah, we are going to look at some of
the other stuff.
I also, I was going to watch this, this was actually really crazy.
This whole case that happened, I was going to talk about it, I haven't really gotten
time to. Let me see if I can pull all the clips up and look at everything. Because basically what's
happened is that the woman who called some kid the n-word, she apparently lost her case. Let me see
if I can pull up the rest of the information about this. I don't know if I can right now. So
they, let me just, I want to make sure I find it and I have it in the right way.
Can somebody type her name? I'm not even going to begin to try to type her name.
So no freedom of speech? Well, I'll explain what happened.
Shilohindra, okay, all right, there you go.
Yeah, because I don't even, I'm not even going to embarrass myself or do anything like that.
Here we go. Take a walk through the American justice system. So this is the guy found guilty
by a Minnesota jury for using the N word. This was disorderly conduct. So was found guilty of
disorderly conduct. Count one towards the child not guilty. Count two towards the videographer
guilty. Reminder that the videographer is a Somalian predator who was charged with raping a
teenage girl but was let go. This is actually true by the way. And so this is the person. Sexual
assault case against Rosgesterman dismissed. So this is, again, you know, these are this, this
is a person he raped. I think it was a 16 year old girl, if I'm, if I'm right about that. Yeah,
the previously charged with raping a 16 year old girl after she ran away from her foster home.
Imagine running away from your foster home, and then this piece of shit rapes you, right? And that's
it. This is Minnesota. Well, again, was like, let's listen to this is the defense attorney talking
about it. Here we go. Let's watch this. This video is pretty popular.
I think it's pathetic. I think it's sad. I think it's sick. I think what's your reaction
to the verdict today? I think it's pathetic. I think it's sad. I think it's sick. I think
shocked. I've never had a trial where they keep people. This is a misdemeanor, by the
way, until 1030 at night. I've never even heard of that one before.
Most courts, most counties, what they do is around 4-35 o'clock,
because they say, okay, we're going to send the jurors home.
They got kids, they got families, they got things to do.
No, we're keeping them. I've never heard of that before.
So, that alone, I know this is a thing, I guess.
Olmstead County, they do this. I thought that was bizarre.
But the verdict itself, let's make something clear here.
Let's make something very clear.
She's acquitted, not guilty.
not guilty with the child. The state reads a what, a five minute victim impact statement
about the child? She's acquitted about the child. She's convicted on the count involving
the cameraman, who they never called to testify. Keep this in mind, they never called the cameraman
to testify. This judge prohibited us from telling the jury that Jamali, Shire Jamali,
had to go fund me page $340,000. He testified that it was done in May last year done. That's
not true. There's a link on the bottom of the page that goes-
He's still farming money for it right now.
It was to another open account.
My investigator hit the lake last night, donated $10, it's open.
You can donate right now.
You can donate right now to Shire Jamali's GoFund page.
Right now, it's open.
So you can give him money for being called the N-word?
He testified under oath and purged himself.
He purged himself over and over and over and over again.
was without any stretch of the imagination. It was like I was fighting the prosecutor
and the judge. It was like I'm taking on two parties at the same time. The judge and the
prosecutor was very bizarre, very bizarre, go fund me. Huge, worldwide, giant. It's like
Google, right? This is so big. My investigator was going to testify that this page was Shire
Jamali's name on it. Five-year-old. The kid's nine. Five-year-old. $340,000 he
raised. The judge would not let me show it to a jury. Sorry. The judge would not
let me show it to the jury. Okay? And if you go through the... any of you right now
can go online right now. Right now. It's just like you can't authenticate this.
You can't lay foundation this prosecutor is telling the judge. Oh, how do we know this is real?
How do we know this is real?
So anyone can make this up you go online right now today right now go on that page
Unless they run and take it down
Scroll down. He has an open go fund me. He said on the stand
He does not he lied and lied and lied and lied this entire thing to shake down
They ought to be ashamed of themselves, the prosecutors should be ashamed of themselves,
the judge should be ashamed of herself.
I had a bail here for four days.
I don't think that they should be ashamed of themselves.
I think that you need to hold these people accountable for making decisions like this.
And until we're willing and we have the people don't have the stomach to hold judges accountable
yet, they don't.
They're not willing to do it yet.
Stupid misdemeanor.
It's her. Yeah, it was a woman. It was a white woman.
Disorderly conduct. This is nuts. This was crazy.
I think.
340,000. Nope. Can't show the jury.
Five-year-old. Kid was nine. His name's on it. Can't authenticate it. Still open account.
So, we're gonna appeal it. We will appeal it.
We have so many appellate issues. I don't even know where to begin judges screaming at me during the trial
Judges interrupting me every time. I want to make a record judge says to me mr. Corralis
You keep you keep wanting to make a record after I rule
This is crazy. Mm-hmm most
rulings during a trial by a judge are made during the trial and then when you take a break
You make a record, right? You take a break, you make a record. I kept asking you.
You're in there and you watch the trial. I kept asking. I need to make a record.
I need to make a record. She get upset, run in the back. Get upset, run in the back.
Your honor, I need to make a record. It started piling up. All these objections started piling up.
Your honor, I need to make a record. I need to make a record. She run in the back.
I'm like, Judge, we gotta make a record. This is insane. This isn't law.
This is a circus. This is monkey court. This is nuts. Right? You make a record. The judge should come out and say,
okay, I made my ruling. Mr. Corralis, what is your record you like to make? I try to make a record. She interrupts me from the beginning.
Right, from the start. Every time I try to make a record, she interrupts me every single time. Every single time. Like, your honor, I'm trying to make a record.
record. That's what we do as lawyers, right? I don't know if the late people or the people
in the community understand us. The way trials work is judges make rulings during trial.
We don't want to interrupt the trial to make a record every time some objects and there's
a ruling. So when there's a break or you go to lunch or at the end of the day, you make
a record.
A judge is a middle-class guy or a woman.
She won't let me make a record.
I would have never guessed.
If you're in there, you heard it. She talked over me.
It's a shock.
She won't interrupt me. Won't let me make a record. Over and over and over again. Why?
over again. Why? She didn't want anybody to hear what? They didn't disclose the name of
Shire Jabali until Monday, the first day of trial. No, I'm not done. Sorry. Until the
first day of trial, they didn't even disclose his name. Think about that. How do you do
that? A trial, a jury trial in the United States of America. I didn't get the name until
Monday when we started the trial until Monday. And then my investigators do a record check.
Then we uncover, oh my god, he's got this go fund me.
340,000.
Mr. Crell has a couple of things.
Sure.
According to the court, you agreed to those free trial terms
by not getting the witness's beforehand and.
Did not agree to it.
Here's the deal.
Here's the deal.
I thought I was coming down here to try a free speech case.
You all saw the video.
I thought I was coming to Rochester
to try a free speech case based on the video.
Then it took on an entirely different, it just turned, right?
Mr. Jamali takes the stand.
One answer, any question I asked him, he sat there like this.
Oh, I don't understand.
You looked at his interpreter.
I don't understand.
I don't understand.
He has an interpreter.
Oh, my God.
Stand, over and over and over again.
Is this the same one that raped the 16-year-old?
When the prosecutor asked him a question,
he had no problem through the interpreter understanding the ever had a
problem
isn't it crazy that we let this happen
isn't that insane
that like we have a a a child rapist
that is now winning a court
and needs an interpreter in court so we can put a woman in jail for calling him
a mean word
that's where we're at
It's so frustrating if it's really frustrating for you, then my best advice is to next time vote for the person that will make this go away.
That's it. Vote for the person that will get rid of this.
That's it. Because there is a way to get rid of this. It's actually super easy.
Who? This is a 20-year process. And you have to begin. I think that the process began
in 2022. I would argue that when Elon bought Twitter, the process began. You could argue
when Trump won the first election that began. I don't really think that's true because
you had COVID, this is going to be a long process of systematically going after all
of these groups of people and doing all of this.
I think that the American public, think about it like this, right?
How many people wanted every single illegal alien deported in 2016, like less than half
of how many want it now?
So I think that you really underestimate the power of a changing consensus and how the
populations feelings will shift over time. So like what seems
unthinkable now will become commonplace in five or 10 years.
You might not imagine it. You might not even know what it is.
Even I don't always know what it is. Nobody does. But it's
going to happen. In a just world, this case wouldn't exist
because of the defendant wouldn't be free. Yeah, of course,
right? It wouldn't have even happened. And here's another
bonus event. We're going to talk about this after the video.
The nine-year-old had an ankle monitor
Problem understanding not one time. I put the detective on the stand detective
Did you ever have a tough time understanding you never had a tough time understand him never at a tough time now one time?
To the detective have any problems understanding you're in the jury room or in the trial you're in the quorum
You're in the quarrel you're in the quarrel
He acted like he didn't understand any question. I asked him every single question was like how can
It's like, huh?
Well, what did you do?
They went on, and on, and on.
This is a fraud.
This whole thing's a fraud.
The cameraman?
The cameraman!
By the way, let's make something clear.
They didn't convict him with the child.
Your headlines could be about the child.
No, they convicted her on the video with the cameraman.
The disorderly con...
Yeah, you weren't being mean to the kid.
You were being mean to the child rapist.
This is about the cameraman and from what I understand about the cameraman
He has a go fund me and it's go for me. Hold on. His go fund me is he guy
He has a go for me that he died give money to the cameraman who died and from what I understand
He's well alive this whole thing is fun bullshit. This is a
This whole thing is fucking bullshit, this is a fraud
This is a fraud upon the community
I love how but he doesn't stop talking the video just ends. Oh my god, I love this guy
What a fucking champion he did his best and at the end of the day disorderly conduct
So this is what I remember what I've always said about how you can just you can just apply laws and whatever way you want
So yeah, we have freedom of speech here
But you can also just look at certain types of speeches disorderly conduct
This is what I've always said before about how you need to weaponize these different systems and rules against people that dislike you.
If you don't do that, they will do it to you.
And that's what I think the biggest problem is.
It's that conservatives and people that are Republicans that want to preserve the integrity of the country, care about the Constitution, etc.
These people are looking to destroy the Constitution.
They hate the Constitution. They hate the people that wrote the Constitution.
Constitution they hate the people that came from the country that the Constitution founded and they hate everything about it
They hate American values and they want to get rid of them
Fundamentally these people are an existential threat. They are they're an existential threat and
But the guy saying yes, it go fund me is saying he's dead
Let the guy get taken down right now. Well, he's probably not gonna have anything happen to them, right? Because this is the issue
it's that
Inside of these groups of people, they don't care about hypocrisy, they don't care about
double standards, they don't care about logic, they don't care about ethics, they don't care about
anything. The only thing that they care about is power accumulation. They only care about winning
or losing. Everything else besides that is totally secondary. So wait a second, we're told that
that childly hindricks had be raided a child.
That was allegedly the reason the Somali guy started filming and hassling her.
But the jury acquitted her of disorderly conduct against the child and convicted her of disorderly
conduct against the guy with the camera.
Which means that she didn't actually say anything to the kid.
She was being harassed by the guy with the camera for no reason.
And now she's being convicted of the crime of simply telling the guy to leave her alone.
This is total madness.
See, this is the thing that like people, like I would say even Matt Walsh don't understand.
You think that it's madness because you are looking at it from the frame of reference
of a Western mind.
This is not the way that they see things.
They look at it as we won because she lost.
There is a pure winner and loser mentality and unless you are willing to get down in
the dirt and deal with them on that level
that's not going to matter it's immigrant protection yes exactly that's
really what it is
and so
very first yet this is the uh... the judge decays by the way what i haven't
seen the judge i'll i'll look at this here
so it's a walk the american justice system uh... shamarky all mara's the
smally man who for the film child hindricks in july
uh... if january jason twenty two him and another smally man quote allegedly
uh... spent two days raping an underage fostered or a foster care
runaway in the trailer keeping her falsely imprisoned this is what this
person did in march two thousand and twenty five all charges were dismissed
in the interest of justice weeks later weeks later after he gets the charges
dismissed he turned his camera phone on the playground after a young somali
thief attempted to steal a white mom so uh... shallow hindricks deal from a
white mom shall hindricks and began haranguing that white mom for saying
the word, the N-word. Omar demanded that Hendricks repeat the word on camera, which
she did four times, and Omar said the word five times in less than a one-minute video.
Four months later, multiple disorderly contact charges were maliciously brought against her
on the playground incident in which she was the only victim, and Sharmaik Omar was the
videographer. Then last night, she was convicted specifically for saying the N-word to Sharmaik
Omar after he demanded she say it, and he himself said it repeatedly. Her sentence is
a thousand dollars. That's not a big deal. And 200 hours of community service. 200 hours.
Look at that. Isn't that insane? That's crazy. That's like an entire months of work.
Think about that. You work 40 hours a week. That's 180 hours. Or sorry, it's more. It's more.
Oh, we should I didn't think about that. Yeah, it's even more almost
Yeah, it's only 160 god damn
So yeah, we'll get us here and by the way, uh,
Sharmaic Omar was never called to testify in the trial
But don't worry. That's not all the justice that we haven't sought for today
Keep in mind this that the substance of childless crime as well of her sentence as we move forward rewind to 2020
That's when Sharmaic Omar our favorite Somali videographer along with another Somali friend of his separate from his alleged co-raper
Committed a violent assault in the street
Oh, well, there it is. So this is the second time that he's committed a crime as well.
Omar threw a rock at a car and then beat the 16-year-old driver. A bystander tried to intervene,
but Omar's accomplice threatened him with a knife. For this, Sharmaic Omar was charged with merely disorderly conduct.
So he got charged for the same thing that she got charged for, but he beat the shit out of somebody and she said a word.
Oh my god. Are you shitting me? Yep. You can't make this shit up, man. Yes, you have me.
For hurling a deadly weapon at a vehicle, then beating a teenage driver, while his criminal pal held off on lockers at Knife Point,
Omar faced the exact same charge Shilohindricks faced for saying a word that Omar asked her to say as she held her child in her arms and fled the playground before Omar could assault her too.
Like Shilohindricks, uh, Charmike Omar was convicted of this kind of disorderly conduct, a $200 fine.
So, let me get this straight.
So he wasn't convicted of any community service whenever he threw a rack out of car and beat
the shit out of the person in the car, but she was convicted with the same fine with
an additional 200 hours of community service?
I can't say what I think we should do.
I can't say it.
But maybe in 10 years there'll be a person who's going to run for government who will
do it.
But I will say this, the way this needs to be solved needs to be so definitive that it will never happen again.
It will never happen again, not in a thousand years.
And I think that's true, right?
If you approach this in the way that it should be approached, I think that that's exactly
what would happen.
But unfortunately, the public doesn't have the stomach for that.
I think over time they will acquiesce and they will realize that this is what has to
be done.
But right now, that's not the case.
That's really about it.
Let me see if I can find this here.
And that's to be pulled up by the roots.
The judge in the case of rapist should be locked in the same cell, so the USA is on
its way as getting as bad as Europe then?
Yeah, I mean like obviously.
So anyway, rape and underage foster child for two days allegedly, clean slate, hurl a
deadly weapon in a car and assault a driver, $200.
Say a word to an accused, rapist and kidnapper and a convicted violent criminal who demands
you say it while saying it himself, $1,000 and $200, not to mention the international
infamy.
Could it be the anti-white standard more egregious?
The reason why there's an anti-white standard is because white people are unwilling to stand
up for themselves.
White people are unwilling to acknowledge and call out that very clearly there is an
anti-white sentiment in these court proceedings and very clearly this is being applied in
an unfair way.
It is a two tier justice system, the same as they have in Europe, at least some countries
in Europe.
And, ultimately, until white people have the, you know, have the willingness to call this
out and talk about it, you're going to keep having these problems happen.
That's it.
Bet I do whatever chance I get.
Well, the thing is that there aren't enough of us yet.
There's not enough of us yet.
And also, like, here's another thing too, is that, like, if you are another race of person
and you think that these people won't get to you, they will get to you, because it's
just going to be different. This is the future of a world that is made by these people. It's
different racial interest groups exercising own group preference to pervert the justice
system and other types of legal and governmental systems to provide advantages for themselves
and people like them. This isn't any one group that's doing this. This is just simply a meta-level
problem that affects everybody. So if you're black, if you're Hispanic, Asian, even if you're Somalian,
there are going to be times where another group has control of this justice system
and they're doing it and then they do it against you. You are looking at a free-for-all
battle royale if this is not addressed and dealt with. This is a meta-level problem that affects
everybody. Why people need to become tribal? Well, I think that I don't think
tribalism is good, but when you get treated like a tribe you have to
acknowledge that and realize it. And I think that people are in denial of it
because they're unwilling to acknowledge that white people are being treated in a
negative way. That's the reason why. They're afraid of acknowledging that
because they think that if they say that they'll be called a racist. People are
more afraid of being called a racist than putting a rapist in jail. That's, that's actually,
that's the world that we live in inside of America. And by the way, all of this, all
of this is downstream from universal suffrage. We would never have any of these problems
at all if we didn't let everybody vote. The fact that everybody can vote is the genesis
of every single one of these issues. If you took and you did the original Constitution
voting and you only had landowners voting and people that had money, etc., you would
not have a single one of these fucking problems ever.
It is only because of that.
Universal suffrage enables every other problem like this.
And people might not be ready for that one.
I think that one's going to take longer than 10 years for people to get ready for it, right?
But as time goes on, I think that people will begin to realize that it is, unfortunately,
very, very true.
Also, I'm going to look and show you this too, because this is what's so crazy, is that the kid,
I don't know if I have the link to it as well. Yeah, here it is. It's the first one.
The nine-year-old who stole from Shiloh was wearing a fucking ankle monitor.
The child wears a tracking device provided by the Rochester Police Department because
it is risked to wander off. He does not follow any rules because he does not understand rules.
The kid had an ankle monitor. Oh my God. That's crazy. Oh my God. And done by intelligence,
I could get on board with but not landowners. Poor people need representation even if a
bunch of them are retarded. I am not interested in your morality. I am interested in outcomes.
The outcome right now is that we have bad elections, we have bad candidates, we have
bad representation, and I think all of that is downstream from the fact that we have a
mostly uneducated, stupid, emotional, brain-dead voting population.
That's the main problem.
Every other problem is downstream from that.
You see this doing damage to the Somalian community because all the post-trial facts
coming out?
No, you can't do damage to that community. Ultimately, everybody already has whatever
opinion they're going to have. I'm not really going to see anything change or be any different
or something like that. I have no idea about it. And current Republicans are lazy as fuck.
Well, I think that current Republicans are still concerned with the way that they're perceived by
the media and the optics of what they're saying. And I think that until you have somebody who's
willing to do things regardless of the optics, you are going to continue having this happen.
I've said this before, but optics are allowing your enemy to choose how you lose.
The optics are something like, why should you want the people that you don't like to be happy
with what you're doing? It doesn't even make sense. The only way that these people will accept you
doing something counter to them is if they think they can undo it before. Optics are something
that are created by your enemy and they're used to constrain your behavior. That's really what
happens. What's universal suffrage? It means the right for everybody to vote. I would take that right
away. I think almost 80% of the population of the United States should not be allowed to vote,
and I'm a liberal guy. There's a lot of other people that would say like 90 or 95,
but I'm being reasonable and I'm saying 80%. If you did that and you cut down the bottom
80%, we would have none of these problems ever again. But voting isn't all an emotional point.
I have our video for later's channels of gold mine. Let me see if I can find this. I don't I don't know what this is yet
So universal voting yeah exactly you know what suffrage means your prime example of life you should not have the ability to vote
Well to be fair that person might not be an American so they might not even know so it's not that big of a deal vote fatigue
Man
Man that's crazy
Maybe I should watch this
I see I can find it here
I'm gonna look at it. We can't even follow the voting laws that exist you Legals and dead people vote. Yeah, I know it's a huge problem
So I'm gonna ask you a question because this is you're you're it seems like you're being you're
Landowners rich feels typically aren't the ones that you have the power. It's not morals
It's pretty easy to see who would be a problem. So, okay, let me just go ahead and ask you something
This is a very simple yes or no question.
Do you think that we would get a higher quality of candidate if you only had landowners voting
in America?
And I'm not even advocating for this.
I'm just saying, I think that there should be other levels of accountability.
But do you think that we would have better or worse candidates?
I'll take it highlighted because people that respond by just telling me that I'm wrong,
I don't really want to have that in my chat.
I have no problem with people that want to present
a different argument, but I don't want to listen
to somebody just simply telling me
and spamming me that I'm wrong.
It's annoying and I don't like it.
No, I see your thought here, but probably worse.
I disagree.
I completely disagree.
Like, what's the truth is take?
What about the younger generation?
Do you really want to have a bunch of 19 year olds voting
that don't know anything that have like gone to school
and they've been taught by their teachers
that there's like 72 genders.
Do you really want to have that happen?
So this is what I would do.
If you really want my, like,
how would I actually structure out voting?
I would remove anybody who is not a net positive taxpayer
from voting, so only net positive taxpayers could vote.
I would make a civics test, I would do an IQ test.
And if you weren't able to score in the,
I would say, 60th percentile,
you just simply don't have the right to vote.
If you're stupid, you can't vote.
It's that simple.
I'd probably invent a couple other things too.
Like a few like ethics and morality things,
like the trolley problem and stuff like that.
And if you can't easily solve these problems,
you don't have the capacity to make a decision
for large groups of people.
So like I just used the landowners as an example.
I don't wanna go and like,
I don't wanna argue that for a long time
because that's reductive, right?
I don't even think that.
And what about the women voting?
I don't think that women voting is necessarily the issue,
but I think that women are, on average,
a lot more susceptible to emotional messaging
and to that type of manipulation than men are.
I think that this is biological.
Missions Governors endorse the Senate candidates
against Timu, that's against the Timu-Mal one.
Oh, really?
Let me see if I can pull this up.
Gretchen Whitmer is a endorsed Haley Stevens for Senate? Uh-oh.
As governor, I've had one strategy, get things done.
This strategy informs everything that I do.
And that's why I'm endorsing Haley Stevens for the U.S. Senate.
Just like me, Haley will do whatever it takes to get things done for the people of Michigan.
And we need her now more than ever.
Republicans in D.C. are making your life harder and more expensive.
tariffs, cuts to Medicaid, soaring gas prices. It's all piling on. Luckily, Haley is taking
them on and putting money back in Michigander's pockets. She helped President Obama save the
auto industry and protect 200,000 Michigan jobs, brought billions home to rebuild Michigan
manufacturing. Took on big pharma to lower the cost of prescription drugs, led the fight
to block Republicans from defunding Social Security. And she's standing up to Republicans
right now is they jack up the price of gas groceries and health care
Hailey is as michigan as it gets she grew up in a middle-class household her parents ran a landscaping business out of their
Ford f-150 and she'll tell anyone who will listen about her first-old she's the uh she knows what michigan families are going through
And that's how i know she will always put michigan first
Join me in voting for hailey stevens on or before august 4th
So, she's the one, like, she's running against the terrorist guy, right?
She's the one running against them.
I'm pretty sure she is, I'm just not sure.
Polymarket odds, let me take a look at it.
She is, okay, I thought so.
The lesser of two evils, yeah, definitely.
It looks like Abdul Said, yeah, this is definitely the guy.
So this is the guy that tries to reframe any criticism of Hamas as criticism into Israel.
A person like this should not even be in the country.
Because again, on October 7th, American citizens were killed.
This is a person who's trying to, it has nothing to do with Israel.
This has to do with Hamas and terrorism.
This is a person who should be deported.
I don't even know what we're doing here.
How is this even happening?
Michigan's over.
I think it's going to have to get worse.
It will.
It will have to get worse and worse and worse.
Your take on who would vote would fail spectacularly.
Germany as an issue, where one part of the population
has more influence, old people,
it fucks over the younger generation.
That would, this would be similar.
Yeah, well, I'd rather be fucked over
by old people than stupid people.
How about that?
So you can make whatever argument you want, that's fine.
So yeah, anyway, no, I don't know,
I've met Hailey before,
she's the lesser of two evils before.
She's wrong about social security,
overstated her involvement in the manufacturing initiatives,
but overall is earnest.
well i i would vote for an american not a uh... jihadist supporter right not a
terrorist supporter
and that is always what i will do
uh... i do i say it is not an american this is not a person who
is representing american values this is a person who is trying to reframe
uh... you know criticisms of terrorism into attacks on israel
this is a person is trying to
run cover for and defense for a terrorist organization
that's killed American citizens.
People like this should be drawn out of it,
should be dragged out of the country
and all their assets seized
and sent back to whatever country
their ancestors came from.
That's what I would do.
That's what I think that we should do.
And I'm waiting, I've been waiting for a long time.
Maybe it'll never come, but if it ever does,
I'll vote for whoever will do that.
That's the way I see it.
Whoever will do it, I'll vote for him.
That's different than a liberal white liberal woman. Yeah, I would say that a foreigner
is absolutely different, which you can't pay for them. Maybe what if it's a woman? Well,
Ashish Sharma did a great job with Xbox. I don't care. I don't care. I think that there
are women who should be able to vote. I don't agree that getting rid of all of women's votes
is a good idea. I just think that there are ethical decisions that you have to make and
It doesn't matter whether it's a man or a woman making those decisions.
They have to be made in a certain way.
Sam, well, no, I'm just telling you the truth, right?
Like there's plenty of women that I would rather vote than plenty of men.
Like that's just the truth.
I know people might not want to hear that, but I think it's absolutely true.
So what is this?
You're Sophie Cunningham shoe Adidas shoes are completely sold out.
Wow.
I wonder why that's crazy.
It's been revealed.
Miss Rachel, the viral kids content guru has been revealed to be funding Abdul Al-Sayeed's
Yeah, campaign. Parents should know that their kids are being indoctrinated to the next Antifa.
Well, these people aren't Antifa. It's more like Jihad. It's very, very different than that.
But, yeah, property owners should be the only ones that vote. Yeah, I don't know about that.
I've seen a little bit of this stuff with Ms. Rachel, but I don't really know a lot about it.
So, like, who the fuck knows?
If you're not a contributor, you have no land or interest in the government, you should not be voting, period.
I think there's a lot of cases. Only taxpayers, then? Maybe, I don't know.
But I would base it off of a lot of different things simultaneously, right?
That's really the point that I was making.
And it's not just one specific thing.
It's a lot of specific things kind of put together, right?
I live in Michigan and I hate this.
Well, the best thing that you can do is just simply vote for these people
to slowly get rid of this problem, right?
About to ruin another franchise.
Is there is one of these?
I'll go through some of the other the Twitter posts first and then I'll look at it.
Oh, my God, but oh, my.
I'm not.
Oh my god, okay, let me get to this first and then I want to look at it. All right, no women or children, of course
172 undocumented men were brought into Dover yesterday in three boats many arrived and
Arriving in northern France as they know the UK has no deterrent and a Muslim home secretary
So many students. Yeah. All military age men, no women or child inside. Well, what these
people are doing is just a very, very small scale overtime invasion. Like what else do
you call a bunch of military age men coming into your country illegally
that's an invasion
it is it's an invasion i think everybody knows that but people are
unwilling to call it that because calling it that implies that it should be
dealt with in a certain way
which is the way that i think it should be dealt with
so yes and uh... good off he called that he did he was right about this
absolutely
and uh... let me scroll and look at a few more of these uh... these other ones
too because there's been some more of these to look at
and uh... oh yeah
this is crazy uh...
actually let me talk about this first
house panel now investigating the money trail of three far left non-profits
the issue house panel now investigating the money trail of three far left
non-profits
the issue here is whether a marxist millionaire based in shanghai
gave them tens of millions of dollars lucas tommlinson on that today
that's crazy what you find out because
come on and build a powerful house of ways and means committee wants to know
how three of these left-wing nonprofits obtained more than thirty nine
million dollars from alleged marcess tech tycoon neville singham one republican
china hawk call singham a trader once the justice department was launched an
investigation to lock him up
all this money comes from china ties to the chinese communist party our biggest
adversary in america the chinese communist party
and this guy
who who is an american
he lives in china all of his the billions of dollars that he's made come
come from
chinese communist party
tech companies
they're finally they're using him
to fought to funnel money to fuel left-wing violence in america well then
why isn't it treason
like if he if you think that this is the problem is that these guys are not
willing to go as far as i think they should
if you really think that he's using this money
to help china or iran or russia or one of these foreign governments that is at
odds with america
how is that not treason
like it's espionage yet being a rid of exactly lives in china right
ways it means to be chairman jason smith is issued subpoenas is three
non-profits called the people's form breakthrough news and try continental
institute for social research
all left wing organizations who smith says failed to turn over documents
voluntarily lawmakers are investigating whether shell companies were used to
obscure the origin of the money that they were existing taxes and laws
defy the fact that it's hard against foreign influence one expert tells fox
part of the problem is with this opaque world of some nonprofits
the not profit system is really set up to help
uh... americans help other americans and i have to pay taxes
uh... to do that uh... so
I think that the fact that you now have foreign entities that have taken such a significant
interest in our nonprofit system should raise the red flag.
Now all the organizations accused in not any wrongdoing and argue this infringes on their
First Amendment rights, we call Whitaker Chambers rights about communism and its best-selling
autobiography witness written in 1952, Bill.
Oh, noted.
Thank you.
Man, how about that?
Why are we run by globalist cucks?
Well, it's because, again, they don't have the willingness to go after these people in
way that they should. Why are we acting like we don't have laws to deal with this stuff already?
I swear whoever says they'll enforce the laws in the books will get my vote. Yeah, I mean we can
immediately deal with this, but we just choose not to do that. We don't. It's cowardice. Yeah,
they're afraid of the media and people being sad. They're afraid of making people sad. And
unfortunately, that is the thing that matters the most. It's embarrassing.
So like if I were to sue Hassan for defamatory speech, I should be able to sue Twitch as well.
I think they should be a co-op. Yeah, defend it on that. Because in my mind, if they've obviously been fairly selective about who they allow on the platform
and then the CEO makes his preferences known as well, so how is that not seen as an endorsement of the speech from the platform?
I think it's strange to say that you hide behind the nebulous cloud of 230 to say what we're not choosing
You know what speech platform these are just all content creative things was well very clearly
It seems to be there's some kind of preference given for some speech over another
So how do you have no liability for the type of speech that's being hosted? Yeah
By the way, this was my exact argument for why Trump should go after other social media companies that try to enforce rules
On what you are not allowed to say
This is my exact argument
Well, I think Destiny has a case to be clear, but I don't know if it's crazy.
I've seen things that would make me think it's possible.
I don't know enough to say one way or the other.
I personally don't think that, I mean, as somebody who is unfortunately intimately familiar
with this, I don't think that the probability of Destiny winning a lawsuit against Tucson
because of, you know, like defamation, I think it's very, very unlikely that happens.
It's like extremely unlikely that happens.
I would put the probability of that as like 5%,
but I think it might go to trial, right?
I mean, there's definitely that.
They're a platform, not a publisher.
Well, they are a publisher though, right?
So here, let me ask you a question.
What do you think the difference between a platform,
a platform and a publisher is?
What is in your mind the difference
between a platform and a publisher?
You're not getting banned, by the way.
You're not getting banned, you don't have to worry.
Well, what's happened is that I think ever since COVID so much money got into the online
you know, ecosystem that now people want to do everything that they can to preserve whatever
position they have.
I think that's clearly what happens, right?
Oh, hi.
I'd say bias for sure.
So you think an editorial, well, wait a minute, let me see if I understand this correctly.
So, you think that if a company shows or if a publisher, like every publisher shows bias,
I don't think that that's necessarily accurate.
I think that there are a lot of newspapers that present arguments and opinions from both
sides.
Like, it's actually very common that you have different columnists from like left-wing and
right-wing perspectives in the newspaper, so I don't think that's the right way to say
that.
listen what he's saying. So this is the reason I guess I'm just going to go ahead. So I think
the difference between a platform and a publisher is because I kind of want to speedrun this
there's other things I want to talk about today and get into and also want to play Dino Boy.
So the difference is the publisher exercises editorial discretion in what they allow on
their website. And my argument and what it seems like Destiny's argument is as well,
which I think is extremely valid, is that when you have a terms of service that allows
you to selectively enforce certain viewpoints based off of, you know, whatever the political
opinions or the social opinions of the people that work at your company are, you are effectively
exercising editorial discretion. So they're having their cake and they're eating it too.
So that's the main reason why I dislike the privilege that these companies have because
they use this privilege to, I think, have a double standard. You are editing. They are. They're
editing. Does that make sense? So that's the reason why I think that they are a publisher
and they should be held liable as a publisher. I would contrast this. I'm sorry, I also work.
A platform is beholden the guidelines to moderate whereas a publisher isn't. Well,
a publisher is, what are the guidelines? Like what are the guidelines? I'm not sure really what
you mean by that. What do you mean by guidelines? Section 230 needs to be reformed. And also,
like that because you're clearly speaking about you're speaking about actual governmental guidelines
right because every single newspaper has a code of conduct right every single website has the
terms of service so you're talking about the government aren't you it's exactly the opposite
it is the opposite doing cop slop today we'll probably get to it don't worry about it equal
time laws, etc. Oh, okay, so you're, so the equal time laws required, those are publishers. So that's
CNN has an equal time law, and that's a broadcasting law. That's separate than what I'm talking about.
Section 230 applies to internet publishers and things like that. So I think we're talking about
two different things. I do think that the internet publishers do not have equal time laws.
So that's it and that's non cable TV. Yeah, that's a cable TV thing. It's a broadcasting law
They don't follow equal time laws. Yeah, exactly, right? And I'll give you a good example of this, right?
So they have an equal time law
What do you think? How do you how do you view?
Saying like well, this is an equal time law Stephen Colbert
Republican
Versus Democrat
Uh, denacrate, uh, candidates.
Which one did he have on more by a percentage?
Let's just, let's just look at this, right?
Let's, let's find this out.
What is,
if there's a parallel to Facebook case around COVID moderation a while back.
Yeah.
And so this is a good example, right?
It's like Stephen Colbert is functioning as a, uh, as a political,
you know, as a political advocate, right?
He is very clearly a political advocate.
but he is not following those laws.
Democrat politicians by a very large margin,
often 99% of political guests in recent years,
some 100% in some periods.
So this is a good example of what I was talking about, right?
Is that you're trying to say that,
well, there's a law about this and
everybody should be able to do whatever they want,
but this only really applies whenever
these people are taking advantage of that rule.
You're going to watch the SpaceX launch today?
Yeah, I might watch it.
You say it's in two hours. I'll have to look at it then whenever it gets closer. You guys can remind me
And maybe I can watch the last like 10 minutes or the first, you know
Last you know 10 or 20 minutes of the broadcast I can take a look at it then this is hard to prove man
Well, it's I mean do you really think that it's is it hard to prove though?
Really? I mean, is it actually hard to prove? How is it hard to prove whenever there's a 99% ratio? I
Don't think so. I think it's actually really obvious
obvious. It's super obvious what's happening here. Everybody knows what's happening. Like
it's Stephen Colbert makes his political leanings and his political views very openly. He addresses
it very clearly. So it's obvious what he's trying to do. Do you see Notch made a Twitter
post about me? He did and the criticism is received and appreciated. Thank you, Notch.
You are right. I do say it too much and I appreciate all criticism that's similar to
that. And this is also, by the way, the prosecutor in the Shilohendrix case.
Look at that.
It's actually the state flag now. Help us, that's right. This is the new state flag.
flag. It's made to look just like the Somalian flag. That's crazy. Oh my god. What pen is
that? Yep. And traders, I know, I know, but people don't want to treat them that way.
They don't want to treat them that way. And unfortunately, that's what's going to keep
happening until people are willing to. So we'll see what happens when an insult. I know.
And it's always by design.
Section 230 needs serious reform.
Government has way too much leniency on how these sites act.
I think that if this is my opinion on the website, and also by the way, I would be totally
subjective and biased with this.
Because my goal, as I've always said, I don't care about being fair.
I just care about getting whatever I want.
Very clearly, we have a huge, overwhelming amount of left-wing people that have infected
these companies and use these companies as tools for them to push their agenda, whether
it's Facebook, Instagram, or TikTok, this is what they've done.
I would enforce opinion, I would say like, listen, you either remove all of these rules
on what you're allowed to say and what you're not allowed to say.
And if you don't do that, we're going to revoke your Section 230.
And I would do it to a small place like Blue Sky first, for example.
That way it would set an example for the other websites and it would show like, this is what's
going to happen to you if you don't follow the rules. That's
what I would do. And then after that, I would just kind of
like basically like go up the list and you know, like do it to
everybody like this. And reddit, yeah, I would do it to reddit,
especially I would. And if they tried to fight it or whatever,
I would just remove it, I would allow people to file lawsuits
against them, it would instantly bury these companies
overnight. And it would make the company totally untenable, it
would destroy their stock price, it would totally crash their
company, and it would ruin their lives. So it would be necessary for them to
capitulate. Even if I was wrong and I lost in court, doing it, just the
process is the punishment. And it's enough of a punishment that would hurt
them so badly that they couldn't recover from it. So I would do it
regardless. I'd do it probably overnight. I would start with Blue Sky. I'd start
with Blue Sky and then I would do it to Reddit, because I would say like those
are the two least influential companies. And those are the two that you can most
easily bully and make do what you want. And then you just basically scale things up from there.
Does that make sense? And so yeah, I mean, that's what I would do. Isn't Blue Sky a great place
to catch nut jobs? Well, I think the FBI can do that on their own. The FBI, the guys that work,
they are really smart. They're really smart. They're underfunded. They're understaffed. But
They I mean it's the same as any other like working at the FBI like I've known people that have been involved in this stuff
right obviously is that you know
It's the same with any other company where you're gonna have a lot of people
They're like not that great, but you're gonna have some people that basically just do everything. It's the 80-20 rule, right?
Why am I so jumping? I um
Honestly, I am a little bit more energetic today than I usually am and I think the reason why
Every time bro every time
man
sex no
um...
it has nothing to do with that
it's not
i i don't know why i'm just
i guess maybe i'm in a good mood i have no idea
i don't even really feel like i'm in that good of a mood honestly i really
don't
but you know maybe i am i have no idea so this is also we watch this video of david pacman before
so this is progressive jew and utter panic as the uh... as the advocate for our importation
suddenly turn against them so this is what's he doesn't fully understand he's already lost
it's so funny to me to watch these people eat each other alive it is hilarious all my fucking god
Didn't you say it's up to 10 hours? That was the day before this, Goyslop.
Ben Shapiro...
I did see this.
So, Ben Shapiro called something Goyslop.
Is this what a black person feels like whenever they're called the N-word?
Do I...
Like, am I being called the N-word right now?
like cuz I I don't know really what's going on with this no dude I think that's it really I mean
you're not that's our word now that's our word and you're using this what the fuck is this I was
told the word goi was never divisively used and implying is anti-semitic here's been Shapiro
openly insulting christians and non-jews this is definitely a slur guaranteed no one in media will
object. I hate, you know, I used to really like Jankuger. I did. I used to really like him and I
would watch the young Turks all the time. I think that he's kind of gone off the rails recently,
but this is the kind of stuff that reminds me why I used to like him. Why? I think that he had a
very good middle ground perspective as more of a social Democrat of caring about, you know,
people's issues and social class issues rather than culture issues and like he would not really
he didn't care about culture issues in the same way that he used to in like 2012 he didn't like
you can go back and watch videos of him then he didn't care about them in the same way he does now
and so yeah that was a soon fool well no no i feel like things have changed i think people
change right this is possible if you guys ever imagine this things happen and uh until i start
They're fucking animals. I don't know about that. TDS broke their brain, but this is exactly true.
I mean, he is right about this. Not gonna lie. It's kind of fucked up when you say it. I'm not sure if I like it caged
That's our word now LMFAO some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice. I'm going to make that's our word
You can't use our word Ben Shapiro then Ben Shapiro now
They say that I want America to fight wars for Israel. Nope. Nope. First of all, Israel can take care of herself
That is why it is very important that the United States provide material aid to Israel.
These people are making my life so much harder.
And here's how they're making my life so much harder.
The Iranian government is evil.
The Iranian and the IRGC leadership are evil.
There's no middle ground with this.
There's no ambiguity with this.
They are purely and objectively evil, and they should be wiped out.
But I have fucking been Shapiro going around and saying these obnoxious, divisive, annoying
fucking things about Israel, and it gives ammo for everybody else, all the Terry supporters
out there, to say, oh, well, if you think Iran is bad, look at what Israel is.
That's what annoys the fuck out of me.
because he muddies the water in a very, very, in my opinion, clear, moral position.
With nukes?
Why would we nuke Iran?
No, we love the Iranian people.
They're being occupied by a hostile government that less than 20% of the population even
supports.
That's why they have to shut off the internet and kill all their people.
We don't hate the Iranian people.
We hate the Iranian leadership.
We hate the Iranian military, not even the Iranian military, there's a separate whole
military that's not even on board with all this stuff. It's the, it's basically like the difference
between, you know, the king's army and the fucking holy Templar. If the holy Templar were evil,
which I'm sure some people say they are, but that's what the IRGC are. They're the Templar,
basically. And, uh, newt the government. Yeah. Uh, what do they say there that you oppose?
I dislike the fact that he tries to embed Israel's interests into America's interests. And I dislike
the fact that he tries to constantly combine the two and say that they're
always the same and i think that previous statements from uh... you know
for example benjamin net and not not well that's about benjamin and yahoo
but by ben Shapiro about benjamin and yahoo but we've been being president or
something like that
that makes me uncomfortable as an american
i don't want to hear about how a foreign uh... government leader should be the
president of the world or the president of the united states
I don't like that as an American. I don't want to hear that. It's fucking annoying.
Yeah, we are Israel basically. Yeah. I mean, that's really it.
It's good for embarrassing himself all playing Fortnite. I saw a little bit of that, right?
He was born in PA, fuck. Yeah. I mean, I don't really listen. Like, it's not like I hate, I'm not,
I'm not, I don't even really, I don't really have an opinion really on Benjamin, you know,
who filmed me to be honest. I really don't. Like, I know people are gonna like,
well, but you should, I don't really give a fuck, okay? This is a foreign government and it's not
my problem. But at the end of the day, I don't want to be involved in this, right? I don't want to be
involved in the Sand Wars. I don't want to be involved. Like, the only reason why I care about
Iran is because Iran stands to put American interests at risk by funding terrorism across
the Middle East. If Iran was just evil and they were just hurting their own people, then I think
that we'd be having a very different conversation than if they were exporting terrorism to the rest
the rest of the world. This is a very, very different thing. The Dune Wars? Yes, exactly.
So fucking tired of hearing about Israel? Well, you're gonna keep hearing about it until
people like this stop doing this shit. So it's very annoying. Oh no, I'm not the one
dying for Israel, of course. Indeed. How anti-Semitic have you been? An anti-Semitic slang term
combining Goi and the Hebrew word that colloquially refers to non-Jews with slopp. Anti-Semites
use Goyslop to promote a conspiracy theory that Jewish people profit and intentionally distribute
processed or fast food to make non-Jewish populations unhealthy. So just for the list,
by the way, in case people forgot. Let me see, can I find it? Where is it?
No, that's not it.
Where did the Goy list go? Did I lose the Goy list?
Wait a minute.
Oh no!
Wait a minute. No, there's no way I lost it.
Goi dictionary. Okay, never mind.
Okay.
This is it.
All right, there you go guys. Give me one second. So it's not just yet. No, I know I saved it. There's no way I would let this go. I'll be right back. Give me a second, guys.
All right, all right, we're back, sorry about that, we're good, relax, gosh.
So these are the current Goy terms that I have invented, okay?
And these have been, by the way, this is not just me, this has been done at Goylint.
Goylint?
I don't know if I like Goylint.
I feel like Goylint is just a derivative of Goyslop, right?
What is Goyjitsu?
I don't know about that.
What's Goybaiting?
Do we have...
Oh, oh, I haven't had a name.
Some of these I haven't really properly defined yet.
I have a concept for them, but I haven't verbalized the concept for the Goli dictionary and this is something that will take time
Will what's going efficient? I don't I don't know about that. Is this the new Bill of Rights?
These are the new 10 Commandments
Yeah, these are the new
The new 10 Commandments goi sitting or the police a goi swap
The organization replaces a key figure to dump accountability on that one person to make the public think the problem is solved
That's what happened in the UK recently
Goy looping when a fat and or batarded person keeps saying the same thing over and over
Goy beam a military action using a particle weapon usually related to Israel. I really think that I've came up with something that's special here I
Do gojitsu and something is okay to be violent because someone says something it made them mad. No, that's not what
Actually, maybe that is a good idea.
The term that is in any time you put a modifier in front of a term that is inherently good,
you turn it into a perversion of itself.
Judeo-Christian religion.
Any time you put a-
What are the odds of that?
That's crazy, huh?
Wow.
That's so odd.
That's crazy, isn't it?
Let me scroll down and look at some of these other ones here.
Hey, how do you such a weasel?
I'm not a big fan of Ben Shapiro.
I've said it before so there's there's a new Blade Runner trailer that just came out and it apparently is super controversial
We're gonna look at it right now. I haven't seen this
It just came out as I said three hours ago, and I've been live actually for less than three hours
But you know like let's just take a look at it. Here we go
Blade Runner
2099 and right now it has a like dislike ratio. I'm gonna refresh it of
10,000 to 8,000
So a slightly positive like dislike ratio. We're gonna watch it
We already fought a war we lost down
I am.
Replicates.
They keep taking it all away.
Is that what it is?
How much longer?
Until we have nothing.
Until we are...
Yeah.
Hey.
Damn!
The old world forever fights to come back.
Humans want what was taken from them.
I
Wow
Just all the time now
Well
Yeah, I don't know if I'm gonna watch that one I
I have a feeling like I'm not I feel like a bro like I might really they really got a rule in every chud franchise
Of course. Yeah. No, this is guys by the way. I've said it before I'll say it again. This is
Colonialism we are being colonized. So this is Blade Runner 2049. This is the previous movie
We're being colonized, Jinx. It's happening right now.
I know what's real.
I know what's real.
Mm-hmm.
TOOT!
TOOT!
This is when you find out your e-girl on WoW that you've been giving gold to is actually
a man.
What's happened to all of us?
You need to think about it.
There it is.
What the hell happened?
What the hell happened?
Am I the only one that thinks that this scene just by itself is a better trailer for that
movie than the trailer was for the other movie?
Like really like it's fucking embarrassing bro like I know right yeah like what the hell
happened man so they're they're taking away all of our chud franchises and they're replacing
them with bullshit I just dude I what are people saying about this let's read some of
the comments okay sucks we have to wait till 29 and I know watch it good one looks like
a Blade Runner. This certainly looks like a Blade Runner TV show on Amazon. Oh, that's
a good one. Yeah, true. Also this. Let me see it. And six episodes to end on a cliff
hanger that won't get a second season. It's the Amazon way. Where's Miguel Herrera? You
remember 2009? I want to have a good feeling about this, but I don't have a good feeling
about this. No way. This beats 2049. This will be like rings of power of Blade Runner.
The same production team and writers that created the recent Shogun series. Correct.
I heard that series was very good brought to you by those nearest in people the film warns you about uh-oh
Uh-oh, let me see this
Blade Runner
2099 showrunner has like four credits and one of them is the halo tv show
Well
That's just the way it goes
That is just the way it goes
I don't alarm, I guess so guys.
I hope this is the worthy sequel, the first two ones.
People are honestly, they're pretty divided.
Most people are not that extreme about this one way
or another, it seems like it's about average.
It's cooked, we're big cooked.
I think it's probably cooked, I do.
Like, I don't really see something like this
doing very well.
It's not in our studio, but Warner Brothers
has gone insane pushing agenda.
I'm scared for the next Batman film as well.
guys it's just movies are propaganda now and it's just awful so what about this is
this one any good I haven't seen this clay face
show me
show me is this Robert Pattinson
No?
Looks like I-I couldn't tell.
Oh, you're right, Saw.
I know my life back.
You know you.
You're famous.
It's a tragedy what they did to him.
Boo!
I'd like to volunteer for human trust.
This isn't cosmetic surgery.
Even if he kills me, I'll be better off than I am now.
Oh!
What?
What?
It all worked.
It was great.
Great!
I feel great actually.
I have no idea what side effects she'll have...
or how to treat her.
Sir, sir, the secret sign is on!
We're in unknown territory.
Oh.
That's not so good.
What's happening to me?
If you're harboring feelings of anger, you need to let them go.
You wanna know how I feel?
The people I trust and betrayed me, the Justice System failed me.
Based on my career, my money, my life.
Vesuvius was a volcano.
I'm a monster.
Uh-oh.
I have no idea who you are.
I'm gonna be real, like, this is like a thousand times better than the first one I want.
This is a thousand times better, like, I-it-at least this is like, uh...
At least this is cohesive, right? I mean, I would say so. It looks much better.
Yeah, I would probably watch this. It's like a body horror movie or something like I'm not a big one into horror
But something like that. I think I definitely be interested in yeah, sure. It looks cool. Yeah, it's intriguing
It's it's fucked up and it's not something that I could easily predict the outcome of so yeah
I would say that's a good one watch the uprising trailer. I haven't really seen a lot of the other ones
I saw that there was an Odyssey movie made and I will have to look at that in a bit and then oh my
bro he made another one are you fucking kidding me holy shit man oh my god
another fucking video about me rings of power season 3 oh no no rings of power
Let me see this. Oh my god. Two days ago. This is insane, man. Okay, let me go. I
will look at this, but let me look at the Rings of Power stuff first. There's a
lot to look at. I didn't even know about this. He's farming you now, of course. Of
course, this is the mighty hour to watch the Lord of the Rings season. Okay, so
So this is Season 3 of Rings of Power.
Alright guys, you ready?
Here we go.
He's calling me scaring me to death.
You're making Earth a burden.
Is that the curse?
As I know you're to cut to your death.
The first Nazgoth might well be the price of saving it.
It's a temple.
Where were you?
Trying to get back to you.
There are no fans of Mordor here.
The dark loop, we have to stop him.
The shadow rises in the middle of us.
How would you like to rise with him?
The only good part about this trailer was the Witch King aura farming.
That was really cool.
this that was great other than that I mean like I really feel like this is just you know I I
didn't really even watch season two I didn't I mean I don't know guys looks better than the show
yeah it's slop you guys think so you guys think it's gonna be slop the Nazgul aren't called Nazgul
I mean, that's what they are, right? I mean, let's be honest. Oh, God, who's right? Okay,
looks awful. Putting on a balance of original material in the premise,
I think that's the worst production in TV history. I'm still rooting for the show.
I mean, I at this point, like, I'm going to be real guys, like I've said it before,
I don't really care about any Lord of the Rings adaptations. It seems like the Andy
circus adaptation could be cool. But before that, and besides that, I'm not really expecting to see
anything great. I'm not. So yeah, same. Yeah, I feel like that's the only one that we have coming out
that could have any sort of respect for the source material.
I think the premise itself set the show up for failure, to be honest. I don't really know. I mean,
I mean, I think that honestly, like the first season,
I mean, there were some good parts of the first season.
It's the same as, I mean, a lot of shows,
like I don't think Rings of Power was the worst show ever.
I just think that it really wasn't very good.
And I remember listening to some of the dialogue
from Galadriel and thinking to myself,
oh my God, this is like watching a high school play
versus watching something in like, you know, Broadway.
Like, and the real thing was the dialogue.
I remember the Galadriel dialogue was just so,
just fucking garbage.
It just sucked.
And I was like thinking to myself,
I was like, this doesn't have the aura.
It doesn't have the gravitas that War to the Rings had.
And it just wasn't even remotely close either.
It's not even like they were trying.
So I don't know what to say.
Yeah, it's like a corn and a turd.
Exactly, they were a good part through the first season.
I haven't watched the second season.
I just, I didn't, like I was watching this show with my dad.
And what happened was that we would go out to dinner
and we'd come home and I'm like, well, pause.
New Lord of the Rings show, I want to watch the show.
And you know, he and I have, you know,
we watch movies forever, right?
I mean, this is like our big thing.
It was all going all the way back to like blockbuster.
We would rent videos from blockbuster, then Red Box.
We'd go to the movie theater.
This is what we would do.
And so we watched it.
and I realized that my dad never watched a single episode.
Most of the time he had already passed out
before the, basically the recap was over.
He was already...
And I would wake him up, I'd pop, pop, pop, wake up.
Oh yeah.
This did not give a fuck, man.
He just could not care!
And so honest reaction.
Yeah, yeah, my dad too.
So I think that was his review of it, right?
And make sure to rewind.
If we had to rewind each episode, it would have taken as long as the entire fucking trilogy,
okay?
So, no, that definitely was not what was going to happen.
Let me look at a few more of these posts here.
What the fuck, come with me?
Wait, what?
It's an orc, though.
Oh my god.
This moral, the orcs are evil.
They're evil.
They're bad.
You kill the orcs.
The orcs are bad.
You kill orcs.
They're rock high.
They're evil people, and they need to be destroyed.
It's that simple.
The goblins need to kill the goblins, OK?
I don't understand how this is complicated.
And Elf tend to, I, there are levels to this.
Like this is the kind of stuff, right?
This is the kind of stuff that
a normal person would not even conceive of this.
A normal person would not even imagine this.
Like this is not even, like you could go,
if you find a normie at Walmart,
they're never even going to have, like this is not even going to occur to them.
There are so many levels to this that like you have, like basically you have to be a
loser to even know what this is about.
We have to talk about this before I clock back in.
Orcs canonically are disgusting heinous evil creatures.
No elf would ever join an orc in a quest or vice versa.
Elves and orcs hate each other and I mean hate each other.
But in rings of retards, Guy, Guy Lageriel is going to have an orc bestie who she is
pals with. In her apply below are some artistic representations of how orcs and elves interact
with each other on Middle Earth. I'm going to scroll down this very, very slowly.
Okay, yeah, that's about right. Okay, this is what I expected. There you go. And that's very
easy to pinpoint. I guess I don't know. I feel like that's because we're all doing a first look at
Sauron on the War of the Rings is Sauron. This looks like scuffed Loki. Honestly, it does. I think
that they um I don't like this I don't think this really fits at all I don't I don't think it just
it's just not it's just not there man like it's
Timu Loki
like there's no aura shadow of aura shadow of Mordor Sauron let me see what that was
Shadow of Mordor Sauron. Yeah, yeah, that's exactly that. That's the way that I would
imagine Sauron the look. It is. And I feel like this is just like it's it's just not
really there, bro. It's really not. Timu Loki. Yeah, definitely like Sephiroth. The texture
I just feel like they shouldn't have done this with like his face like they should have given him like corpse paint or something like that like dress him up like
Jimmy Borgier or like a black metal band or something like it's just
Looking like this. It's just so I mean he's a shape shifter. Is he really gonna look like that? I
Mean what the fuck man? I
Mean I just I don't know what the hell they were thinking man
It's just it just doesn't look right man. It looks like cosplay. Yeah first look at Gandalf and War to the Rings to be fair
Look, I mean, this is pretty good. I would say I mean if you're gonna do Gandalf
I'd say this is Gandalf
That's yeah, I mean it fits it does it fits
I can't see anybody really complaining about this in a legitimate way, right?
And why are they continuing at the show so mid? Yeah, definitely
2 out of 10 not grand enough for me. It's too young. I could see that sure right but overall
I don't think it's that bad. I'm gonna see this part of me can't believe they're still making the show
Like we've just been on we've been undecided this whole time in season three is finally going to win us over well
I think it looks like Thomas Massey with a hat doesn't
Thomas Massey with a hat.
Oh fuck, bro, like really?
Jesus, that's bad, isn't it?
Wow, okay, never unsee it?
Yeah, that's nuts.
Okay, so Amazon rings the power,
Minutes Watch dropped 60% for season two.
Oh my God, spacing seasons by two years,
it's just asking for it.
Yeah, I think that's true as well.
War of the Rings TV series should have been
guaranteed hit after Peter Jackson's trilogy, how Amazon fumbled with a billion dollars
is beyond me, truly unbelievable. I really do think that they poison their well with
DEI casting. Like everybody knows that Lord of the Rings is a European story told about
Europeans in a fantasy world that is meant to mirror medieval Europe. So whenever you
have other people that are not Europeans in the story, what you're doing is that every
Every single time that you see that character on screen, it is a reminder that you are watching
a piece of propaganda.
You are watching something that has been changed, altered, and made to be more congruent with
what modern sensibilities are rather than what the story was meant to be.
And I think that's the main problem.
Like, it's not necessarily that the casting is like the problem in itself.
It's that what the casting implies, right?
And like the woman who played, for example, Durin's wife, I think she was the black dwarf
lady, she did a good job playing the role.
But the reality is that if you see somebody do this, and this is the way that I look at
it, is that if you see people making racial swaps inside of a show, it implies that the
people doing that don't care about the source material, because if you did care about the
source material, you wouldn't be altering it to make it fit your worldview.
Like there were changes made in, for example, Lord of the Rings.
I think one of the best in the e- like the changes made, like Tom Bombadil wasn't in
Lord of the Rings.
Another good example of this is that the scouring of the Shire was not in Lord of the Rings,
which was a very big component to that.
And then another one that I think that it's one that you guys can all remember is that
the period of time where Gandalf leaves the ring with Frodo, and then he goes to Ministerith
and he's looking all around for the ring and he's figuring out who was there. This plays out inside
of the movie in about five minutes, but the reality is that 20 years elapsed between whenever he
leaves the ring with Frodo and whenever he comes back to send Frodo on the journey to destroy the
ring. So one of the differences is that the way that that was done, that was done in order to
create brevity in the story and it didn't really add or do anything, right? Well, it's a big difference.
20 years is insane. It is. Like, yeah, I thought it was 30 years. I think it was 18. But yeah,
I'm not even entirely sure. So yeah, there's really about it. And so is it so wrong? What is
this here? Is it so wrong for to enjoy a story from another culture? It's not. And I think that's
the main problem, right? Is that we all do enjoy stories from other cultures. And I think that
that's clearly what it is. But it doesn't really matter. The difference is cutting things out.
And then of time, and the other one's added for an agenda. Yeah, exactly. Like, you know,
know, of course, they're not going to make 20 years of content, just like that, of course.
So some of the things make sense, other things don't make sense. And what my point is with
all this, this is where I'm really trying to get at, is that whenever you see things
that are removed, obviously, a director has to take and do certain creative agency inside
of adapting a story into a, into a movie. I think that there are exceptions with this.
Like a good example is Frank Miller's Sin City, when that was adapted, it was adapted
almost word for word, but another example of a good adaptation would also be 300, which
was done also coincidentally by Frank Miller. That was another adaptation, but I'm sure
there were differences between that and the comics a little bit. But another good example
of them diverging is Fight Club. The ending of Fight Club in the book that was written
was different than the ending that happened in the movie. But the ending in the movie
was really good. So I think that diverging from the source material is always judged based off
of what the diversion was and why you're making the diversion. I thought 300 was Zack Snyder.
Zack Snyder directed 300, but 300 was based off of a comic book series that was based off of a
real event. So it was not based directly off of the event that was cataloged or, you know, like,
Like, uh, you know, like, remembered in, like, history, it was based off of a stylized comic
graphic novel that was made by Frank Miller.
Uh, that's the difference.
It was a graphic novel.
Yes.
Anyway, let's see this.
I'm good.
What is...
Oh, Jesus.
Okay, let's see this.
This was the other one.
This is Rings of Power.
From Shadow you came.
To Shadow I bid you return.
He is not Sauron. He is the other. He is... He is...
I'm good.
I'm good. I don't think I'm gonna watch it. I'm good.
Yeah I don't know about that. So like, how does that make any sense that he does that?
Because like I don't understand because the Astari were sent by the Vailar to Middle Earth like he was sent by Monway
specifically Ulrin as Gandalf and
The entire premise was to not reveal their true purpose in Middle Earth
That was like the entire idea. Is it they were supposed to manifest the coming of goodness, but not bring it on themselves
Why do you even like I their agents? Yeah, exactly
they're like they're like undercover FBI agents basically right and so I he lost his memory
did that happen like I get that but like it just
I'm just serving a secret fire yeah that's exactly what he was referring to right that that was it
partially I don't remember exactly I never read like the the fucking Simmerillian so I don't remember
that at all in the series yes I don't know in the show yes Gandalf loses his memory I
know I know that in the show he does. What I'm saying is that I don't think that I don't know
if that happened in the books. My understanding is that it didn't. Not in the book, yeah. It's just
it's very very odd. Okay, let me look at these other ones. Is there any more? Oh god. Orcs are
now depicted as loving husbands and protected fathers. This is from last season. They don't want
to go to war. What even is this show? I saw this. This is a real scene in an unfortunately very real
show.
wrote the orcs as a malevolent goblin race, male's only holy evil.
Woke shitlib writers in 2024 want you to feel bad for them though.
I'm gonna be totally honest, I agree with them.
Remember what I said before about how I was concerned about that war of the Rohirrim anime,
not being able to adhere to the virtue of Tolkien, and like the inherent virtue of his work?
I feel like this is another great example of that.
It's another example of a person who thinks that they understand the world better than like,
Because you have to remember, like, Tolkien was a fucking soldier in World War One.
And these people think that they can understand morality and add a shade of it that Tolkien couldn't see in his own life.
It's- it's- no, no, it's true. I forgot I even said this. Yes. Yeah, exactly.
Like, these people think that they understand morality more than a British officer in World War One.
Yeah, like, what?
Unbelievable.
They fundamentally don't understand War to the Rings.
This is what worries me whenever I see a new War to the Rings show.
They successfully have made it theirs.
An Orc family.
It's just sad.
They successfully have made it theirs.
What a horrible thing to say about War to the Rings.
And there's another one of these.
George R.R. Martin calls out producers and screenwriters who change things from the books.
Interesting post by George on his blog.
What's this?
all back in 2022 very little has changed since then if anything things have gotten worse everywhere
you look there are more screenwriters and producers eager to take like that's that they think they
could do a better job than him it's me reacting to me reacting to myself no you can't yeah eager to
take great stories and make them so true it does not seem to matter whether the source material
It was written by Stan Lee, Charles Dickens, Ian Fleming, Ronald Dahl, Ursula K. DeLuin,
J. R. R. Tolkien, Mark Twain, Raymond Chandler, Jane Austen, or well anyone.
No matter how major a writer is, no matter how great the book is, there's always seems
to be someone on hand who thinks he can do it better.
Eager to.
Yeah, there it is.
Yeah, you can do it better than the guy that got paid fucking more money than you did,
for the privilege of using his book to make a movie. Yeah, you can do it better than the
guy that got paid more money just to use his stuff. Take the story and improve on it.
The book is the book. The film is the film, they will tell you. As if they were saying
something profound. Then they make the story their own. They never make it better, though.
999 times out of a thousand. They make it worse. It's like you think that you can do
Who are better than Tolkien?
Just stop, bro.
Like, stop.
What are you doing?
G.R.M.
Hates fan fiction?
Paste.
I've long been an opponent to fan fiction, taking care of her.
Probably because they figured out what you were gonna do with that fucking with Jon Snow.
They figured that shit out.
Huh?
I'd be pissed off too.
There's been putting them together in unlikely sexual situations.
Oh, that?
Oh, good.
Never mind.
You know, what I don't know doesn't hurt me.
If you people want to do that fine, but don't don't send it to me and expect me to prove it or something
Fan art that's that's fine. That's a whole whole mother thing rings of power bro
I guaranteed he was probably mad watching rings of power
It is like the peak of hubris that you think you are some random screenwriter
They announced the show your name isn't even in the motherfucking trailer
They don't even know who the fuck you are
you are.
Meanwhile, the dude that wrote a book is getting paid 8 figures for this shit, and you think
that you're gonna do it better than him, well why aren't they buying your book?
That's the power of ego, yeah, that's what it is.
To shadow eye, it's you return.
He is not sorrow, he is the other.
He is power, he is...
I'm all good.
What the hell is going on man?
the power of slop. It's so embarrassing, isn't it? Oh my fucking god. I'm good. There's something
about this. I don't even know where to begin from how embarrassing this kind of stuff. Simon
Pegg has been cast as the voice of the Balrog in War of the Rings. This has to be a joke,
like I mean I this this is this has to be a fucking joke why I mean I mean hey
at least he's not playing a cube okay so a power of poor films is a wait wait
J this is a quote from JRR Tolkien the power the few the failure of poor films
is often precisely an exaggeration and then the intrusion of unwanted matter
owing to not perceiving where the core of the original lies. So he predicted the
demise of his own show what a hundred hundred years beforehand? Oh my god. So
yeah, it's so based. Exactly. I mean like I really I don't even know what to say man.
I really don't. And what is this? There's been a lot of movies getting announced.
Oh my god. What is this? I'll look at one more of these. Okay, give me a second.
there's a lot of this I ain't a lot I don't get the red stuff I apologize I've
been distracted
Johnny Depp is back.
He brought us Jeff, oh my god.
And we're back.
And the man has arrived.
How could you be back?
Oh my god.
It's the uncle's future.
It's the uncle's future.
It's the scripture.
I say to you, sir,
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
I'm back!
Ha ha ha ha!
Merry Christmas.
Isn't it crazy the difference between having like an A-list actor and not having an A-list?
Like there are some guys that they just got it, bro
They've just got it
And other ones that just really don't
That aura bro. It's the aura
and
This is insane bro. Look at this. Let me see. Can I find where's the frame? I mean this is
That's good, man
Oh my god, it's johnny fucking depth
Yeah, at November 13th, I'll watch this one for sure. I, you know, I still haven't seen a movie in movie theaters since like before COVID. I was going to watch the Odyssey and then we ended up not watching it, right? I was going to take Kaisi to go see it and I forgot why we didn't, but we just didn't.
We didn't go down depth ago. I actually wanted to take her.
I wanted to take her to watch like, I think it went out of movie theaters at a time.
I was going to take her to see Young Washington to show her about how good America was.
I was like, you have to watch this. Pay attention.
Let's just move. See, this is how we did this, right?
Why not? Well, I forgot why it didn't happen, right?
would rock? Yeah, definitely. Citizen vigilante? Yeah, yeah, sure. And I need to watch War
of the Rings, definitely. But anyway, yeah, I'll definitely watch this for sure. I mean,
it kind of goes without saying I would watch this movie. I mean, I need to get back into,
I need to get back into the habit of watching movies more. I used to watch, like, I think
I'm like a lot of you guys. In like, between 2012 to 2016, I just stopped watching movies.
I think it's actually after they after like there wasn't a universal place to go and see movies like any movie from like pre
2012 I've probably seen it and any movie from like post
2016 I probably haven't seen it other than like a handful of really big movies, right? So after endgame well endgame was
2000 and was in because infinity war was 16 or 18 and in game was the other one. I'm pretty sure right
So yeah, it was 18. Yeah, because I remember Avengers Endgame, which was like that was that was the that was it
Right, what about Vikings post-interstellar? I didn't watch interstellar movie theaters
I did not so the last movie that I watched is like a big movie and movie theaters. Holy fuck
Holy fuck. When did I oh my god?
Like I'd have to go to like
2011 or 12 or something like that. That was a really long time ago. I saw Avatar in theaters. I didn't see Dune. I
didn't see
Mmm, I saw the Hobbit. No, you're right. I watched the Hobbit
Fuck gladiator, too. I didn't watch that Batman for me. I should have seen that. I thought was good Mad Max
No, my dad and I watch Mad Max
Max. Yeah, yeah, we did. We watched Mad Max. Did you see Dark Knight? I saw all the Dark
Knights in movie theaters. I did. I went with two of my friends, right? My friends, Eric
and Alec. And yeah, we saw that. Oh fuck, I'm trying to think about this. Yeah, it was
like past that, I would say. Obsession. I didn't watch that movie. I probably should,
but I haven't seen it. So let me scroll down and look at the other posts because I didn't,
I didn't look at anything on Reddit at all. Where the fuck is it? Can I find this? And
then I'll look at a few other videos.
And, Tana, no, I was gonna,
oh man, that is, who is this?
Yeah, I really don't know, is there a,
is this, where's the link?
I actually, what's crazy is that Google ends
has been answered, yes, the image is AI generated.
Okay, okay, good, because there's, okay,
I feel better about myself.
apparently this is AI generated because I was thinking to myself there's no way
that there's a girl that looks like that and I don't know who this is like am I
falling off right am I there's no way that I'm not already aware of this so
I'm glad that I I still got it okay guys yeah well dude I'm just being honest
right like I feel like I'm supposed to know Mog for sure yeah definitely and
what is this it does seem like it's AI going home a night sitting in cyberpunk
Oh
Is this that one where there's a bunch of people sitting in the stairway, oh my god it is
Dice obviously
This would be just like cyberpunk all they need are the fucking the VR headsets as soon
as they are so I'll start wearing visors and VR headsets it's gonna be there like a couple
of them have like metal arms or something? Yeah. Oh my god. Coming home from work but
you live in the projects. God damn. Jesus bro, I just, I can't imagine living there man.
Like imagine, like does nobody there have a job? Like what the fuck are they doing?
Pokemon when it comes to making boss fights. Oh god, are we gonna see the 50,000th comparison of this? I certainly hope so
This is actually the best bit of power. It is. This is the power of good.
It's actually crazy that like, this random ass dumb fucking, and you know what's really
crazy about this. This is one of the things that I feel like I really respect that of video games.
You don't even get to pantheless until like probably at least 20 hours into the game, 30 hours
into the game. Most developers nowadays don't have the balls to put something that's like this
high tier and this cinematic that late into a video game. Right? They don't do that way more.
Probably. Yeah, only 30. I don't know. I figured if you played on normal mode and you've speed ran,
you'd be able to do it faster. But yeah, I mean, that's it. You can fight it early, maybe. I don't
know. True front-loaded normally? Yeah, it definitely is. I remember seeing this with Final Fantasy 16,
where it was like, I kind of assumed that the climax, cinematically, would be the Titan fight,
and then you just fight Bahamut, and it's somehow even more badass. And they never even showed that
in any of the trailers. It's just like surprise. And it's like, that's the difference between,
I think that, you know, like video games made by people that want to make something really cool
versus people that are trying to create like a commercial product and
The difference is very very large the homo fight is one of fear fights now. Yeah, it's insanely fucking good, man
Never slowed down after Titan in my opinion. I think Odin
I think people expected the Odin fight to be more unique, but like yeah, I'd say so. Can I what is this here?
Asmon KFC Kaisi CC
If you ever had a KFC famous Starboy?
No.
KFC is disgusting.
I put it on F, I think.
Do you like KFC?
I'm an American, I have to like KFC.
I'm obligated to like KFC.
It doesn't have to be good, but it's ours.
It's our chicken.
Kentucky Fried Chicken.
You want to know what's really sad about KFC?
No.
Colonel Sanders lived in Canada for a long period of time.
She didn't know who Colonel Sanders was like
See this is what happens.
That's crazy.
You don't know who Colonel Sanders is?
He was the president.
He should be.
He was the one that made KFC.
You know who Colonel Sanders is.
I don't.
Nobody in chat knows.
If she visits again, I am going to record a video of making her eat KFC and explaining
the entire history of Kentucky Fried Chicken.
You don't know him?
Okay.
You don't know him?
He's literally on the box.
Okay, now I know.
Yeah.
Now you know.
This is Colonel Sam.
It's a re-education.
That's true.
It's gonna happen.
It's a good story to be honest with you.
I'm gonna go the whole thing, whole way.
I think I won't go outside and touch grass.
Okay.
Other leeches.
Oh, that's awesome, holy shit.
Oh my god!
You know, this is the first time that I've actually become less angry at Miyazaki for the poison swamps.
Because like, now I get it.
This is how you get poison build up in Elden Ring.
In Dark Souls, this is the reason why you have poison build up.
Blight Town makes perfect sense now.
I wonder if this is real.
It's longer than usual in AI than it was in Earthstone.
It's AI.
120 oz.
Oh my god, it's a leech form?
really that's incredible man holy fucking shit divinity original sin too
cursed ground what are those leeches spicy noodles yeah I guess so
So unfortunately, holy fuck man, yeah, that's, uh, ew, oh my god.
And what is this?
Man, boomer, yeah, this is redneck anime.
Jesus.
the ring here
Jesus
It's K.O.
He's already in the alliance
Oh no, not this
J.O.C.
Oh my god
Oh my god
It's K.O.
That's the same
Oh my god
That's fucking massive
It's K.O.
Attention
Thanks for that. Oh my god.
Oh man.
Wait.
Yeah, that's Big Show. That's the guy who said he has like hundreds of hours on Cyberpunk now.
Crazy.
If I'm remembering right this was about 1998 1999 am I getting it right
2001? Really? Damn, because I remember talking about it for a second.
You've been in elementary school for maybe like, damn. So I'm not even talking about this, you know, in elementary school.
He's lost to the detector!
The attitude era? Yeah.
What the hell is happening?
Oh my God.
Move for man's Sunday!
I'm paying for you!
2001, it's 2000.
Damn, bro, I thought that was even before then.
Goddamn, attitude era.
It was just some good times.
Let's recall, bro.
English?
Yeah.
Well, um, McDonald's.
Speak to the mic.
McDonald's, you have to go straight through the market
to Waterloo Station.
When you get to Waterloo Station, McDonald's is in Waterloo Station.
Translating this sentence, get back to your country, you stupid immigrant.
Ah.
Ah! Ah!
Well done.
Immigrant?
Well done.
Well done.
Well done.
Well done.
He loves it immediately.
He gets it.
Oh my god, that's fucking funny.
If Major Studios redesigned Claire, oh my god, oh Jesus guys.
Oh, my god, you should just replace the Naughty Dog version with Deborah Wilson, okay?
Like, just go all the way.
If I was a superhero, my power would be ultra luck.
When it comes to the most ridiculous champion in Olympic history, it has to be,
this guy perfectly shows that in the face of absolute luck, skill is totally worthless.
At the 2002 Winter Olympics,
There was a short track speed skater from Australia named Bradbury.
Nearly 30, his skill was far behind the younger skaters, as luck would have it.
In the first round of preliminaries, he was placed with world champion,
Mark Gagnon, and host Apollo.
Oh no, both top contenders, knowing only the top two advance.
So, with that, he was ready to just follow along, and the race went as expected.
Bradbury finished third and was eliminated.
At that point, he started packing to go home, but he never expected.
After the race, the replay showed that second place mark pushed a Japanese skater with his right hand.
So after discussion, his second place result was disqualified.
And third place Bradbury moved on to the semi-finals.
Then in the semi-finals, he was put in the group of death, which had the defending champion and China star, Li Jiajun.
Even the other two were skaters who earned their spot with real skill, definitely much stronger than him.
And during the race, nothing unexpected happened.
Bradley Riley has been consistently stuck at the bottom of the rankings.
If we follow the normal script, he was definitely going to be eliminated.
Sure.
But who would have thought until the final lap?
First, the defending champion was pulled down by a Japanese skier.
Then the Canadian skier also fell unexpectedly.
And then he even dragged down China's Lijiya June.
With all that, Bradley Polly, who was always at the back, somehow ended up in second place.
But it wasn't over yet.
After the race, the Japanese skier who was originally first, because he had pulled the Korean skier earlier,
had his first place result disqualified. So Bradley Pauley all confused advanced to the finals
as the group's first place winner. Then came the finals. Bradley Morley was assigned the worst
by the way this reminds me of do you remember that one time whenever we first started OTK
and like we were at Mrs. House and we played Mario Party and I lost every single minigame
But at the very end, I won all the stars and I totally beat everybody.
Like this is this is actual fucking Mario Party.
Look, this is crazy.
Go to train the fifth plus the other four skiers were all solidly strong.
No one had actual Mario Party.
When the race started, he knew his own limits well and still chose to coast along.
Still in last place before even finishing.
He's getting close.
He was already 10 meters behind.
Yeah. But the bizarre thing happened yet again on the final lap.
The four ahead fighting for first place all fell down together good thing Bradley Morley was skating slow far away
Only then can you dodge it and then somehow ended up winning the championship if you're a bit stronger and stayed a bit closer
He wouldn't have won the title. Oh
My god, so we actually won the whole thing I just dude thing happened yet again
This is the finals the four ahead fighting for first place all fell down
Dude, can you imagine if we had poly market back then people would be losing their fucking minds and then somehow ended up winning the championship
If he were a bit stronger and stayed a bit closer. He wouldn't have won the title
Yeah, bro, like this. Yeah, they'd be getting death threats. That'd be bad. Give me my money back. This is bullshit
I've never seen that before that's really fucking funny
Toilet security system outside that would you poop outside the house?
So my neighbor asked me why is there a dirty-ass toilet in your front yard?
Well, you see, that's my security system.
Nobody breaks into the house.
As soon as somebody sees this toilet, they do not want anything that may be in my home.
Yeah.
See, when you put up security cameras and motion sensors, all you're doing is making
them wonder what you're protecting.
And they see my toilet.
Not only do they think there's no good loot in my house, but they're then in fear for
their sanitary health and physical safety.
Just think about it.
steal from a house with a dirty ass toilet in the front yard? I wouldn't anyway. Now me and the
neighbor both have yard toilets. Oh my god, this is video online? Yeah, definitely, right?
That's really fucking funny. Oh my god, that's smart. Pokemon Go. I saw that there was a
PokeStop outside this house. I thought it would be nice to set up a war module and maybe
maybe attract some rare Pokemon, maybe even meet some new friends.
Pokemon Go is the last month that we had a country.
This is the last month, the last month of America.
My homeboy who actually told me about Tinder, what's up Red Ray?
He told me he was like Pokemon's f right here, so I went and got in and got these cool little
characters like dinosaurs and ducks and shit.
Shows up and he starts calling the Pokemon by the wrong names. I don't know just on purpose to patronize me making fun of me
I don't know what his deal was. He called Bulbasaur. That's onion turtle
Geodude punchy rock meow that cat with the long ass arms
Ekans purple he called Diglett. That's floor shit right there
And Doug trio that's three floor shit
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Was Avatar kind of like Dragon Ball Z for people that are like, maybe 5 to 8 years younger than me?
Because I've never really had a lot of like memories of this.
Maybe five to eight years younger than me?
Because I've never really had a lot of like memories of this.
They wish?
They still hold on? Yeah, this is really cool.
Some of the animated shows, like I remember the animated Star Wars novels,
like some of them really had no right being as good as they were.
No audio, no dialogue, no audio, never do this, yeah.
First season's a bit too childish, yeah, I've never watched Avatar.
This is actually like literally my first time ever seeing it.
Asmengold featured in New Order of the Rings.
So how many times do you think people have sent me this?
If the answer is yes, then you'd be right.
I've lost count.
I'll be right back.
Alright, I'm back. Give me a minute.
Okay. Excuse me.
Let me look at this.
Oh gee, Avatar is amazing. Yeah, I just never saw it, man.
I didn't. By the time Avatar was out,
I was already watching a lot of just traditional anime.
I was just playing video games all the time.
that's always been my passion was always and has always been video games
that's what i've cared about more than anything else always
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I think it's true. A lot of people hate the media. I think the media are insulated so they don't realize how bad it is.
They put Michael Jackson in a, was this a Nintendo 64 game?
What the?
What is this?
Didn't we see a body cam of this a few days ago?
What the fuck?
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Going up against the juggernaut.
Oh my god.
And, uh, ready for Governor Main?
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and uh... what is this and
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The Odyssey. You guys really want to see the Odyssey video. You do. Let's watch the Odyssey video.
Let's do that. I want to see that.
I'm just saying which one we're going to look at before the event, right? I think that's really all there is to it.
Well...
We're waiting.
Well, this one's been a long time coming. Several days longer than I expected, if I'm honest.
Mostly because of the fine people at American Airlines, who managed to cancel my flights not once but two days in a row,
forcing me to embark on my own personal odyssey just to get home.
Wasn't all bad though, all that enforced leisure time did at least give me a chance to catch up on the movie itself,
and so, here we find ourselves.
If there's one thing I never had on my bingo card for this year,
is that the most contentious, bitterly controversial and divisive movie of 2026 would be made by Christopher Nolan of all people.
Depending on who you talk to, the Odyssey is either a disgusting cinematic abomination that completely subverts and disrespects Homer's original work
while shamelessly pandering to the mythical modern audience, or an undisputed masterpiece of film,
the crowning achievement of Nolan's career, and a strong candidate for the greatest thing
the human race has ever achieved.
Heh, fucking calm down, love.
But no matter which side-
It is, it is true. Like, whenever the chuds dislike something,
critics and other types of people in media
try so hard to counter-signal that they just look so fake, it's embarrassing.
Out of the divide you come down on, half the movie going world is gonna despise you
until the end of time itself.
Welcome to America!
Here's the thing though, dear viewer, real life is a bit more complicated and nuanced than that,
and as it turns out, so is the Odyssey.
And now that I've had a chance to experience Christopher Nolan's wannabe magnum opus for myself,
what's is my verdicts?
Nah, I know that sounds like a bit of a weird reaction considering all the hype around this film,
but it's the word that best sums up my feelings by the time the credits rolled.
I just didn't feel much of anything.
For all the controversies and culture warfare swirling around it,
the Odyssey was pretty much exactly what I expected from a late-stage Christopher Nolan film.
Technically impressive and commendably ambitious, visually dour and bleak, emotionally sterile
and weirdly lacking in pace, urgency or satisfying payoffs,
populated by cold, distant characters that give nothing away and invite no empathy from the audience,
dialogue that's jarringly clunky and on the nose, often delivered by talented but misca...
It seems like he hates it.
...factors, and ultimately... Jesus!
...an ending that fails to capitalize on its incredible build-up.
It's a movie about love, yearning, adventure, wonder, mysticism, and epic mythology,
woven together by a man who either can't or won't understand any of those things.
The Odyssey picks up about 20 years after the fall of Troy and the end of the Trojan Wars.
Matt Damon's livin' on a beach with Charlize there on, with no memory of how he got there,
while Zandaya stares in every once in a while to display her incredible acting range.
Ha!
Go on love, show us what you can do.
It's good life, yeah.
Anyway, this setup acts as a framing device for the rest of the narrative that gradually gets filled in in the form of flashbacks,
the first of which is the Siege of Troy, where Matt Damon uses the Trojan horse to get him and his men inside so they can open the gates and end the ten year long siege.
Yep, it took him 10 years to come up with that fucking idea.
I mean, to be fair, like, let's be honest, right?
The idea of giving somebody a horse and then, like, okay, there's no way they're gonna buy this.
Alright, yeah, well, let's try it out. Let's just see what happens.
Okay, alright, alright, fine.
You know, and after, like, that takes, that's the kind of idea that it takes five years of convincing the general
in order to do, because it sounds fucking retarded.
It does, it sounds completely fucking retarded.
No way they're gonna buy into this.
Or successfully over.
Really?
Everyone's like,
ah, guess we'll go home then.
His second in command is like,
shall we take the quickest, easiest, and most logical route, sir?
But Matt Damon's like,
nah, it'll be fine.
So instead they head south and end up trapped in a cave with a giant cyclops that eats a few of them.
Then they escape, but Matt Damon just can't resist shooting it with his bow,
which incurs the wrath of Poseidon who blows them to another island altogether,
where they run into a bunch of medieval space marines who promptly kill the shit out of them.
It's at this point that the survivors decide they've had pretty much enough of Matt Damon's shit,
and they head off to find a lovely woman named Cersei who turns them into pigs because she hates men or something.
But then Matt Damon shows up and persuades her to turn them back into humans,
and decides he should probably get some advice on how to get home quickly because, you know,
this whole journey is starting to drag on a bit now.
So him and his bros literally go to hell itself and get berated by the spirit of Elliot Page for a while,
then land on another island where they're told not to eat any of the cattle there, although all be cursed to death.
So they eat the cattle, and wouldn't you know it, their ship gets destroyed in a storm,
and Matt Damon washes up on a beach with Charlize Theron, who keeps him drugged and ignorant for the next seven years.
But eventually he decides the ought to get back to his wife and half the way because it's been like 20 years now
And she's probably wondering where he got to
I mean like, no offense to an-
This is just dude
Half the way, or any-
The way he's telling it makes it sound bad
It does, it sounds-
But then if I had a choice between her and an immortal Charlize Theron-
I mean, yeah
Yeah, bro, like I'd be staying on the- yeah
Well, I know which one I'd be choosing.
Yeah.
Ha, ha, ha!
Anyway, so he makes a raft out of bits of leftover ship that washed up with him and just kinda says,
fuck it, let's see where I end up.
And well, you know what? He ends up right back at Ithaca, the very place he's been trying to get to this whole time.
That was lucky.
Yeah.
Well, all this has been going on, and Hathaway's been fending off potential suitors who all want to marry her so they can become the next King of Ithaca.
And as you can imagine, they're getting a bit impatient after two decades of being dicked arounds.
Anyway, can Anne Hathaway hold out until Matt Damon rescues himself for the first time in cinema history?
Or will Ithaca fall to chaos and bloodsheds?
You know, when I see the frankly ludicrous amount of praise that's been heaped on this movie over the past week,
it kinda reminds me of the borderline hysteria around Black Panther a few years ago,
except with pretentious wannabe intellectuals, terrible.
I think that's probably true.
Yeah, I thought Black Panther was pretty good.
I did.
I bet this movie's probably pretty good.
It's about it.
That's probably all right.
Might have gotten lumped in with the unwashed plebs
if they dare to criticize Nolan's masterpiece.
First one was, yeah, just the first one.
Or as a partisan culture warrior
who had to say and do basically anything to own the chuds.
The movie's been dogged by controversy
ever since the initial casting was announced. So I guess we might as well start by addressing
the three elephants in the room. Yes, Elliot Page, Lupita Nyong'o and Zendaya are all in this movie.
Yes, Elliot Page looks just as ridiculous as you might imagine trying to run in a heavy suit of
armor. No, they don't have more than a couple of minutes of screen time each and they're largely
irrelevant to the story. And by the way, I predicted this. I predicted this entire thing.
I said I bet these are like side characters because if you read the Odyssey like Helen of Troy isn't even involved in this like
There's nothing to do with this Zendaya doesn't anybody could have so much as
Exists on screen and yeah, I know it's the principle of the thing for a lot of people
And if you're really bothered by stuff like that, it's kind of like me saying I only spat in your food a little bit
So why aren't you eating it?
The point I'm getting at here is that as much as these three dominated the headlines around this movie
They really don't have much of an impact on the film itself, and they had no impact on my perception of it.
They come and go so quickly you barely even notice them.
While we're talking about Castanoke, probably the funniest bit for me was John Leguizumo as a blind old servant of Odysseus who's been given a shitty white...
Oh, that's the guy that's always complaining about everything.
I didn't even recognize him.
Yeah, he's the one that complains about all the stuff. I always hear him complaining about something.
Wig to try to make it look older and basically nothing else.
I mean, couldn't you have just hired an actual old man?
Are you really telling me that John Leguizamo was so fucking good that nobody else could
play this role?
Oh my god.
Now, whatever.
Ultimately, you'll either accept stuff like this or you just won't watch the movie in
the first place.
For me though, the bigger issue with the Odyssey is the creative philosophy behind it, and I
might as well just come out and say it here.
I was pretty fucking bored with this movie.
AHHHHHHH
Not because of the source material,
not because of the labyrinthine adventure,
and not because of the runtime,
but because it just refuses to let me in.
Nolan's slavish devotion to rendering everything into a grounded, believable tone
robs the odyssey of the very things that make it so compelling.
It's mythology and its sense of wonder.
It's like looking at some beautiful sculpture rendered into a mathematical formula.
You can feel like also, like, I mean, if- if Poseidon is fucking up your ship,
and you're running away from a Cyclops,
I think that the realism element kind of goes out the window.
And you've got some bitch turning your friends into pigs.
You know, like, is that usually not what happens?
Hence the work and precision that went into it, but it doesn't really stir anything in you.
There wasn't a single character in this movie that I could ever truly empathize with and root for,
because none of them talk or act anything like real human beings.
Damn, man, even the fucking gods are boring.
I mean, really, Zen Daya's the only one who takes physical form,
and even then, she acts more like Odysseus' conscience than an active part of the narrative.
Odysseus himself is written as this weirdly cold, distant, aloof figure who barely reacts to the things he sees in experiences.
His decisions imply that he's got a strong sense of adventure, recklessness, and curiosity about the world,
but his emotions and dialogue are the exact opposite.
He's like an android journeying home with no particular sense of urgency or investment,
simply because he's programmed to do it.
Where's the loving husband and father desperate to see his family again?
Where's the absent king, eager to retake the throne and lead his kingdom again?
Where's the bald and witty adventurer, the compassionate leader of men?
by the time that that's one of the big things that like even you know the
original odyssey it was like the 1996 odyssey that was the one that I grew up
with like it's like odysseus is personality and like being a problem
solver like that was always whenever I was a kid that's kind that was always
kind of like one of the cool things about odysseus like my mom and like my
parents would tell me right it's like well it's like the reason why odysseus
was really cool is that he was crafty he was able to you know he was resourceful
he was smart, he was able to make plans, etc.
That's what made him a compelling and an interesting character.
And it's like, it's the entire idea of like the Greek, uh, you know,
the downfall of Greek heroes being hubris, right?
And so like other than that, though, I mean,
they're supposed to be like very competent, good people.
An ally ruled it right.
I didn't particularly care whether he made it home
because he doesn't seem to care much either.
The movie seems to be portraying him as a vaguely traumatized war veteran haunted by his actions at Troy and is dealt over the sacking of the city,
which I get the impression wasn't really part of Homer's original story and his various trials and said-
Yeah, I wonder if Homer intended to have Odysseus have PTSD from sacking Troy.
Ah, jeez, guys, that's a really tough one, huh?
Facts are framed more as a well-deserved punishment for what he sees as his betrayal of his principles,
which is nice and all, but it also robs him of agency because he's no longer striving towards the goal of getting home,
but instead just kind of waiting for the next horrible thing to happen to him.
His reunion with his son, his wife, and his vengeance against the suitors should be this triumphant cathartic release of emotions that have been building through the whole movie,
But it all comes across as flat, procedural, and obligatory, just a brutal fight in semi-darkness where you can barely even tell what's going on.
Shit, man, even watching it-
I think that's another big issue that, like, a lot of new movies have, is that, like, dark scenes are too dark.
Like, whether it is the Dark Knight, Rises, I think they had that problem, whether it was Game of Thrones,
I think there was one other example recently that was like that.
Like, at a certain point, like, you have to remember that, like, yes, it's realistic,
but it's also a cinematic experience that, like, it has to be entertaining.
An old dog finally dying after being reunited with his beloved master for the first time in
years, which should be an emotional slam dunk, doesn't really hit because the character himself
barely even acknowledges it. The only actor who really seems to be going for it is Robert Pattinson,
who plays every trick in the book to make his antagonist as much of an obnoxious,
cowardly asshole as possible. It works, you really do hate the guy, but if the only character
in your movie that inspires any kind of emotion is your antagonist, well, you've got problems.
Another problem here is the dialogue, not just the jar in use of American accents and
modern slang, swear words and terminology, but how fucking on the nose and clumsy it
is.
Get used on this fucking beach!
Let's go home.
Come on, Chris. You're fucking better than this man.
On the technical side of things-
I just- I feel like there's no escapism with language like that.
It doesn't- it doesn't feel like you're in like any sort of a transcendent experience.
It's just...
Basically like people playing dress-up.
It's just odd.
Things all at least give Nolan props for using practical effects as much as possible and shooting in real locations.
Am I crazy for thinking that I don't care about practical effects and shooting in real locations
and I only care about the finished product and whether it looks good?
I don't care if you want to do a practical effect or you want to do something CGI.
What matters to me is if it looks good.
Shit really is a vanishing art and it's nice to see that level of dedication and commitment
in modern Hollywoods. I mean, I'm not entirely sure where he did his location shooting,
but it doesn't look or feel anything like the Eastern Mediterranean where it's meant to be set.
With the washed-out colours, overcast grey skies and bleak windswept hillsides, it looks more like Scotland in November.
And I guess that really sums up the overall tone of this film.
Bleak, dull, muted, and relentlessly dour.
An adventure without spirit, a hero's journey without a hero.
An epic saga without any sense of scale and grandeur.
A hero's journey without a hero? That's really bad.
Sure. A precise, finally engineered movie made by a man of great technical skill and
intellectual power who can process and study every line of the source material, but who
seems to lack the romantic soul and the wonder and the sheer humanity to bring it all to
life. For me, the Odyssey was an impressive, thought-provoking movie with an incredible
cast made by one of the most successful directors of his age, and it'll probably go on to rake
in a lot of money and awards just like we all knew it would, but ultimately it's a movie
I'll probably never watch or even think about again.
That's one of the big components to me is that like a lot of the new movies nowadays
I never think about watching them again.
Like I'll see them and like the only one that I was like this okay so like there were a
few that I would watch again a lot.
I really like Thor Ragnarok. I liked Infinity War. Those were two new ones. But like, how many times have I watched, like, Inglourious Bastards?
Probably, like, I don't even fucking know. Like, 40 times? I've seen that movie so many times. And it's like, some of these, they don't have the same type of, like, you just want to experience it again.
Yeah, well, I mean, I'm not talking about like glad, I don't need to go back to as far as a gladiator like order the rings, but like just semi newer ones that like feel that way.
And that really is the most damning indictment of all the Minecraft movie. I didn't see that. Anyway, I never watched it. That's all I've got for today.
Is it just our reducing attention to go away now?
Well, I don't think so because like I still like I mean, if I was going to watch a movie now, like I I feel stupid not watching a new movie, like just rewatching the same old movies all the
time over and over. But like overall, like I just there's a video by the way, it's a
critical drinker video. I like his videos a lot. And I've watched him quite a while.
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Matt Robin Williams carried so hard. I think Matt Damon has like a very nuanced acting
range. And so it can be like Matt Damon can be like really, really great in a role. And
I think that there are other times where like Matt Damon doesn't really fit the role and
doesn't play the role quite as good.
So like a really great example of like his muted acting range
that is actually really, really strong
is whenever he played in the departed.
I think that his role in the departed
was like just absolutely flawless.
Like that was, that is my opinion,
the best utilization of Matt Damon's like base acting skill
been like, you know, multiplied
to be the best character that it could be, right?
Yeah, the departed.
I mean, I could think of other ones too, right?
I mean, or other like, you know, there's Elysium
Jason Bourne, I thought those were good movies, but I really felt like the departed like those were all a tier
This one would be s tier. I haven't seen the Martian. I haven't seen that one. So I'm not sure
But yeah, and my dog was good. That was so long ago
I don't even remember it man. And so yeah, right along infinity Wars a decade ago
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Let me see if I can find it. Space X, where is it here?
I don't know if there's anything to look at.
This is like recent. I don't know where it is. It's 22 minutes.
Okay. Well, let me, I guess I can probably, I will have time to watch this bullshit,
this bullshit slot video. Give me a minute.
Let me go and find it. Where is the
where's the SpaceX one? I want to make sure I have it set up.
It's another bullshit slot video about me.
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allow it to to flash boil that water
then it solves a lot of problems for you.
Like the idea is that the steel never gets not,
the structures never get that hot.
As far as the energy terms are concerned.
The actual one.
Everything's okay.
So for this plane,
we're sitting somewhere in the neighborhood
of about 650,000 gallons per minute.
Holy shit.
Approximately in the range of about like one
entire Olympic swimming pool being drained
in the course of a minute.
Wow.
That's pretty fast.
Is this for cooling?
You're trying to look into this and you see how
glowing hot it is, it's just a pretty impossible environment
to keep something happy in.
But, and you zoom in and find the fact you're still there.
So that's the reason we build those things.
It's a lot of water.
Yeah.
To protect the ground.
Putting the rocket into human terms
is something really tough.
65,000 pounds per second of propellant
that is coming out of the engines.
What the fuck?
Just like 18 million pounds of thrusts,
like what does that number mean?
I mean like 11 Ford F-150 trucks per second,
just zipping out of the bottom of the rocket.
It's like imagine you had the world's biggest machine gun,
except for instead of shooting bullets,
it was shooting pickup trucks,
and it's just firing 11 pickup trucks.
This is like American units of measurement,
football fields, McDonald's, machine guns,
and Ford F-150s.
And it is so satisfying to watch the slow motion
from the inverter shots.
Right, and just hear all the exciting stories
of how we tie these problems up.
11 pickup trucks per second.
I understand immediately and by the way, I get it that looks like fun to you come join our team
We are seeking scrappy problem solvers to help us build the future
Wow, okay, let's go meet the rocket out on the pad Starship version 3
It's the most powerful rocket ever developed and ever flown. It's also the tallest at just over
407 feet tall
Holy it is massive standing at the base and looking up is like looking up at a 40-story building
incredible. Holy fuck man. Yeah, we'll be the trees in the background.
Those stages are designed to return to Earth and fly again, making that thing that you see on your
screen the first fully reusable rocket ever. The bottom half or the first stage is the super
heavy booster. That's the silver part. It's powered by 33 of our newest iteration. You see them there
on your screen now. Those are the thrusters. They run on liquid methane and oxygen and the
This question of Raptor provides a significant increase in thrust.
With that additional thrust, as you can see here by these comparisons, the version that
we're launching today, version 3 on the far right, that version of Starship gets afterpad
much faster than our previous versions.
The one on the far left is, I believe, is actually our Flight 1 footage.
In comparison, they really just go.
And now Super Heavy has three grid fins.
As you can think of as aerodynamic rudders, you see them on your screen now.
They help steer during landing.
They're 50% larger than the previous version and are designed to support rapid use in a
more stable atmospheric reentry.
I love that shot there.
Probably a lot of money.
And at the top of the booster, we've got the hot stage adapter.
It's designed to protect the booster during separation and have it fully integrated for
reusability.
And stacked right above that is our upper stage of the rocket, or stage two.
It's what we call SHIP.
So the whole thing is reusable?
So the whole thing is reusable?
That seems pretty safe.
That's a lot of space.
Ships design could one day enable point-to-point transfer on Earth, meaning you could travel anywhere on the planet in an hour or less.
Sounds pretty great to me.
Wow.
That sounds awesome.
It's designed to carry massive orbital payloads, both cargo and crew, to Earth orbit, the moon, Mars, and beyond.
And for the first time, we are carrying real starlings with three satellites to space.
more on that, let's head out to California where Tyler is standing by with the team.
Marshall, I'm playing for Robin Tyler.
I don't think that's ever going to happen.
We're doing great over here, Nate.
Thank you guys.
I mean, how much fuel that takes?
I'm a Starlink business analyst here in SpaceX.
There's no way.
Now, for those who have been following along, if the Starlink version 3 satellites have
been designed to take full advantage of Starship's payload capacity, and we're going to get
our first look at those satellites today.
The Starlink v3 is our next-gen satellite and it includes meaningful increases in capacity,
density and power generation. So we'll be adding around 20 times the capacity into the constellation
on each starship mission as compared to the version 2 satellites that we launch on Falcon.
That's starling shit is crazy. I gotta get that.
More people all around the world and with increasingly better high-speed internet.
Like all Starlink satellites. A lot of people that do IRL streaming use it now.
In Redmond, Washington, where we already build more satellites than anyone else in the world today.
Now the V3 SATs are designed to support one terabit per second of downlink and 160 gigabits per second of uplink capacity.
That's approximately a 10 times improvement in downlink capacity and around a 22 times increase in uplink capacity from the version 2 Starlink satellite.
Serving this capacity to and from customers are the satellite's upgraded phased array antennas.
The upgraded phased arrays are fed by SpaceX's in-house developed chips that were designed
to serve customers more efficiently in both densely and sparsely populated regions simultaneously.
And each Starlink V3 satellite is also equipped with six high-capacity 400 gigabit space lasers.
The backpacker word?
Yeah.
That these six lasers will allow high bandwidth traffic to flow uninterrupted between any two
points in the world with redundant paths across a petabit laser mesh network.
If that wasn't enough, the V3s will carry four quad-band radio frequency back antennas.
They need to take advantage of the KA, EV, and W communication.
We actually have space lasers now.
It's a good idea.
And that's a lot of growth and capacity and capability.
And as such, the new satellite design requires more power.
No more regional servers?
So the solar arrays on V3 can generate a lot of power as the grid can fly on the V2 satellites.
And they're also optimized for these drag and the lower orbital altitudes in which these new satellites will operate
But South African space laser these satellites. We want to put them in an expectable environment
Look how big it is loaded into stars week ahead of that first attempt
And once deployed the Starlink team will only have about 20 minutes of flight to speed run some of these tests before the sats demise in the atmosphere
The team will attempt. I didn't know that's how big it was
I just assumed they were like connecting with ground stations and turning on the satellites communication systems
And this is all part of SpaceX's iterative process to technology advancement from the very beginning
Starlink was designed to scale rapidly and improve continuously from production to launch and ground infrastructure
Starlink is uniquely positioned to keep pace with rising demand around the world. In fact just last week
We rolled out the next generation Starlink hit the v5 which is built for reliable high-speed home internet
Starlink. How much is it? Let me see.
Starlink v5.
It looks like a Starfield trailer. I think making shit look like it came from space is
really important.
You gotta sell it.
Yeah, you gotta make people think like, oh, wow, this is like a space laptop.
Oh, yeah, I'm telling you.
All right, you heard from Tyler a lot of work going on with Starlink.
We've also started developing our entirely new satellite constellation, Starmines.
I got to sit down with Elon and Starlink's director of satellite engineering Ian Dahl.
We covered a whole bunch of stuff.
Really focused on what are the three limiting factors to making data centers in space reality.
First one we talked about was space data center.
That's where Starship comes in.
We're going to need to take all the water from the galaxy now.
And we're going to be combining it for visibility and the really big payload capacity to launch
the number of satellites that we're talking about.
we plan to deploy
Those are going to function as those orbital data centers using starship for the high volume low-cost launches a
Couple of really key reasons why moving data centers to space has advantages over building a say on the way
Yeah, which gets into our second limiting factor, which is power generation
So we sunny in space satellites can harness that sun that near constant solar energy
which is really going to be the only way to scale if AI continues to grow at the
pace that you see, especially when you contrast it with all of the challenges
that you have here on Earth. Within about two to three years, we believe
space-to-space AI compute is going to become the lowest cost option as those
launch costs continue to drop and Earth-based constraints continue to
grow. It's going to just transform how Earth powers AI on the future.
That's crazy. And then our third limiting factor that we got to go figure out is
is going to be chips, and we got to do that fast.
And that's what we're doing with TerraFab.
That's going to be the most epic chip.
Crazy, crazy dialogue.
Not just churning out really cool advanced chips,
but also building a massive scale location to do it.
We're talking 100 million square feet,
so about 10 Tesla Gigafactories.
10 Gigafactories.
All of this together sounds a bit fantastical, a bit out there.
Wow.
These are real steps that we are taking right now
that are going to set us to a really big, right?
That sounds really cool.
I mean, harnessing meaningful amounts of power
from the sun, supporting all of those AI applications
that are going to change our daily lives,
and making humanity a multi-planetary species.
If you want to learn more,
you can watch the full conversation on our website.
Hopefully a link appears on the screen.
Call me in space.
And not to look up StarMind.
So the future is looking pretty sweet,
but first things first, we've got Flight 13 ahead.
Let's jump down to Kate and Nate for what's ahead.
Does the brand prices go up even more?
Yeah, the future is built on progressive steps like today's test.
So let's dive into the flight profile that we're going to see today.
That's right, we've got an exciting day in store.
So starting with the Goldstone Super Heavy, we'll ignite those 33 Raptor 3 engines
right off of pad 2 here in Starbase.
You will then power through ascent ahead of hot stage separation
where the booster will shut down all but five engines at the bottom.
Stage 2 will then light its own Raptor engines, pushing off from Super Heavy and starting our stage separation maneuver known as hot staging.
You'll then have the directional booster flip using 33 engines, and after coasting for a few minutes, the booster today will target a landing burn and ocean splashdown a few miles off the coast of Starbase.
Ship is going to keep the party going with its ascent burn to a suborbital trajectory followed by deployment of those 20 Starlink V3 satellites.
We also plan to relight a single Raptor engine.
Reentry is just a few minutes later,
which should provide some amazing views thanks to Starlink.
And typically we see some pretty fantastic views of the ship's
industry reentry through the Earth's atmosphere.
A plasma blanket will form around the vehicle
and never fails to provide epic scenes.
And lastly, we'll conclude today's test with a landing flip,
a landing burn, and a splashdown in the Indian Ocean.
And with that, let's kick it over to Dan for a couple of days.
So they're going to be able to reuse this rocket?
Thanks, Kate. That's what they said. We just heard from the flight director. We are T minus 10 minutes
We're a little wow that now not tracking any issues for launch today
I see the range continues to be green our range team hard at work
I'm sure we're clear out golf and in the Indian Ocean
We're gonna be sending the Starship whether continues to be gorgeous again. No clouds
We scrubbed our attempt yesterday or didn't even try yesterday because we had not yet
It's just a test we're gonna be able to see those tiles
Okay, that's a key. I was wondering objective for this flight today. Okay, um, and so we're looking really good
It's washed down. I'll be lost in the future to make it. We'll see what kind of adverse weather we can fly into
We are capable and allowed to launch into lightning, but we're gonna utilize that new capability carefully
Yeah, we want to continue about our ship to fly it and an airplane like cadence
You can see the prop load there on your screen
We just started propellant load and the header tanks on Starship those are the two small ones
that will hopefully be using for the in-space burn and the landing burn at the end of its mission.
We started loading our propellant in about T-minus 35 minutes today and we're going to continue all
the way down until we're inside three minutes to launch. We're going to close out at about T-minus
two minutes and 50 seconds on booster and then two minutes in 10 seconds on like $6. So at the moment
we're looking good that launch time 551 p.m. Central
So we'll be back real soon. Toss it back down to Kate and Nate.
Thanks.
Recently NASA announced the astronauts for the upcoming Artemis-3 mission.
The Artemis-3 mission is a climate demonstration mission in low earth orbit designed to demonstrate
critical systems needed for future lunar landings. Astronauts Andre Douglas, Luca Parmitano,
Randy Bresnick, and Frank Rubio as seen there on your screen. They will crew the mission,
and it's slated for 2027. It's a great crew, and it's also the penultimate mission,
the final test before Artemis IV attempts to put Ashwalt boots back on the moon for the first
time since 1972. We've got to go to the moon again. We'll be launching a starship with a docking
port on the nose so we can practice rendezvous and just to flex on everybody else remind them
one key test objective comes after docking where we'll find out what's going on maneuverability
of the vehicles together while in space. This has the new importance as the reverse plan for
landings use starship to do the burn sending astronauts to the moon from earth orbit. I really
want to see what it looks like. And one of the cool ad, NASA is putting two SpaceX mini lasers on
Ryan to connect it to our Sterling constellation with the goal of enabling 4k imagery and video from the spacecraft while in space.
Yeah, that's going to be pretty awesome. Awesome views for sure.
Yeah, that's one of the things.
It's like a camp here.
We all work together to send humans back to the moon.
And speaking of sending humans to space, former SpaceXer and current NASA astronaut, Neil Mennon is actually up on the space station right now as part of Expedition 74.
And he captured these sweet photos of Starbase
to bring an ISS flyover.
Hi, Neil.
We're all waving back at you, buddy.
It's awesome to see the whole picture here
as there's lots of facility infrastructure development
going on.
But Starbase isn't alone on that front.
It changes every day.
Talking about other locations, work
is well underway in Florida to get PADS 39A and SLIC 37A ready
for future Starship launches potentially later this year.
Starship launches from Cape Canaveral
are key to hit the necessary launch cadence to get back to the moon, build a moon base,
head to Mars, all the exciting stuff ahead.
I like the sound of that.
Moon base.
Yeah, exactly.
And that future gets closer and closer with tests like today's flight.
And with that, we are just under six minutes into the launch.
So that brings us to terminal count.
So if we capture the moon, we just hold the moon out.
Just behind us on the moon outside and happy to say still not a cloud in the sky.
Dan, how are things up at Mission Control?
Things are still...
We're on the moon now.
I think that's our moon.
We are still not tracking any holds on the board.
No issues with the vehicle or with the pad.
Our range continues to be three in front of the flag of Angkor.
And out in the Indian Ocean for flight today.
Fifty-fifty.
We'll continue monitoring that all the way down to the final minutes.
We are going to be closing out our propellant loading on the booster and the ship
within the next three minutes.
we're going to have about 11 and a half million pounds of liquid oxygen and liquid
methane on both of those stages. Once we're all done,
God damn it's time for the pad to essentially ready itself,
where we clear out all of the prop that's been flowing through feed lines up into
the launch mount, up into the tower.
Those go back into the propellant farm, get it ready,
and we'll do those final thrust vector control, those steering checks as we get a
little bit closer.
If we need to hold that whole time, it's new for you gotta play the moon tracks
Yeah, briefly on our
Colonized planets now before the set at t-minus 60 seconds now. That's where we can pause we can wait
We need to just kind of hang out city in the back relations anything like that to clear
We've got a couple of minutes 40 stories only hold if there's an issue
We're not tracking any holds on the road right now
That's right. Now once T-minus 60 seconds passes, a number of events will occur in rapid succession.
Both the ship and booster will configure their comms systems in flight, and they will rapidly
run leak checks on gas and fluid tanks. Meanwhile, the booster will be going into internal power,
and its engines will get their final priming for launch. Those ship engines will also begin
their ascent lead profile, and it will arm its automatic flight safety system. There's a lot
mechanical activations on the tower side as well with one critical step being
unlatching of the quick disconnect feeding propellant into the ship. And once
T-minus 60 seconds has passed we still have the ability to rapidly recycle the
count under certain conditions. That's actually a good question. I think it's like half.
Half is tall. I'm alright about that.
There's an estimated five to eight minutes of the time and that's largely driven by the
the propellant temperatures that we see on the vehicle while holding. The flame
diverter on pad 2, you can see it there at the base of starship, that activates at
T minus 17 seconds. Now if we hold, excuse me, if we trigger a hold after T minus
17 seconds, that will result in a scrub for the day as we've already turned on the water.
Now for those that have just recently tuned in once again, our primary test
objectives for today's test flight includes a successful liftoff stage separation. We also plan
to deploy 20 Starlink v3 satellites. We have real satellites on board. After they get rid of all the
water with this and the data centers, there's not going to be any more water guys. And really put
allow those Starlink engineers to put in the test on that time. That's right and we also have the
soft splashdowns planned for both the booster and the ship going to be super excited to see if we can
turn those safely back so that way we can get ready for tower catches again gg
Africa's what happens mr. Beast got a good new check and we got our final green
build walls are in the range not tracking any issues on ascent or out in the
Indian Ocean so to his water so but when I say that I don't go for flight that we
wait for so double standard minutes prop load now closing out on both vehicles
we have no holds on the board.
I think I'm not.
People are trying to say the same thing I do.
We've got that B to T minus one.
We're only going to hold if there's a reason, and currently there are no reasons.
Let's see it.
I'll come up here in a few seconds.
We should have, actually right there we can see on screen, that's the base of the super
heavy booster.
Those are the 33 Raptor engines and we expect to see the, and there they go, the TVC check
outs also known as engine wiggles.
We're activating those thrust vector control actuators
to ensure that those center engines
and the inner radius as well have the ability
to steer the rocket.
Yep, super cool to see how fast those move.
I mean, in flight, it's amazing.
It's wild, yeah, this vehicle.
And we're coming up on that team
minus one minute now on our countdown.
So let's listen in to see if we pass that gate.
All right, it's one minute. One minute.
All right, we are through the gate. Still no holds on the board.
50 seconds to go. Let's get it. Starship getting ready to fly.
That's like Mickey Minove.
It's like a big red launch button?
Yeah, probably.
It probably is a big red button somewhere.
I'm gonna be honest, it probably is.
It's like a tractor's-dust launch.
Oh yeah, I'm gonna move this up.
I remember watching it before I was going to go.
That was 9, 8, 7, 6, 5.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
3, 2, 1.
Damn.
Damn!
Holy!
Look at that!
What the fuck?
Get pulled and pushing down right.
Two-ster after chamber pressure is nominal.
That's massive!
30 seconds into flight, 33 out of 33.
That's a lot of time.
That's a lot of time.
That's a lot of time.
That's a lot of time.
That's a lot of time.
That's a lot of time.
some flight 33 and a 33 Raptor at his lid on the super heavy booster arcing away from us here at starbase
There goes a thousand fucking kilometers an hour maximum aerodynamic pressure
Which you Wow for this flight is gonna be higher than it has been on any of our previous starship flights, uh-huh
It's going to be a little over a minute from now when we're going to get to hot staging.
We're going to shut down all but five of those engines on the booster.
It's our version of Miko.
Most engines cut off.
And then we're going to ignite the six engines on the ship while it is still attached to
do that separation.
Oh, shit.
This is going to have to send it back.
It's going to be a directional flip.
So when you walk on your screen, we're hopefully going to be sending that booster towards the
bottom of the train.
What?
Earthers, bro.
I can probably so mad.
It'll go towards the bottom of your frame. Oh my god lighting the engines in a slightly staggered sequence
Look at that. Oh, they have like a kid. Damn. Oh, you have a camera of the engine. Oh
We fog
Look at that
It's a fisheye lens. Yeah, it has to be I mean, I think that's the only way you can explain it but five engines down
Six ignite
Oh
is that good and the booster now doing its boost back burn it looks like we lit
all 33 initially now we're down to 13 we're seeing six out of six Raptors lit
on the ship I have no idea
backburn shut down damn someone's out of fuel too and boost back burn shut down
So it looks like we were able to get through the boost backburn this time around. It was one of the key objectives
We didn't have a lot of light
Shifting land that day to let on the ship. Oh, look at those fucking camera angles. God damn
All right, so that's crazy first of two burns that the booster is going to be doing to kind of send it back towards us
It's going to be landing a couple miles offshore from starbase. Hopefully we're going to try and get
where we're going to use those 13 center engines.
They're going to ignite.
That's what's going to really bleed off all that velocity
that it's built up, and it'll eventually, hopefully,
transition to five engines to kind of fine tune its path in,
and then all the way down to three for the remaining bit.
Crazy ad for Starlink.
Crazy ad.
We've got a couple of minutes to go until we get there.
Oh, my gosh.
So Booster's going to coast for a little bit.
ship still seeing six out of six raptor engines lit four minutes into the flight ships got about four
minutes left getting some killer views case eight out of the view from out that we'll get that
see it's cart sand told y'all incredible it just shut off the pad and seeing all the crowd now
running back inside to take views on the screen here it was amazing yeah one of these days i'm
gonna learn to not stare at the engines because now I have a bright blob in my vision of now speaking
of vision we could see both stages there on your screen starship still firing engines you can follow
along with that with the gooey down on the bottom right hand side of your screen this fake as hell
still falling at the planned flight path as well damn beautiful views of planet earth there behind
Kind of definitive, right guys?
It's not looking good.
We're actually getting a live shot off the booster right now, on the camera.
You can see the plume from Starbase where it just lifted off five minutes ago.
Damn, we'll get it all.
We are there. We are there. That is us. I kind of want to run back outside and wave.
Right. Now again, this booster is not playing to come back to the tower or to launch site for this particular launch.
we are going to be planning to do an ocean splash down just off the coast of Starbase.
I'm hoping to still get some amazing views of that.
Okay, let's see it.
Pretty awesome to see the Raptor engines there on the left-hand side of your screen.
We can actually see the plume there of those center Raptors.
Those are the sea level ones as well as the vacuum Raptors are the three on the larger ones on the
So this is never should be landing right move your camera or remove my camera. Why have you typed out like four times?
Just like on tower catches we are going to be doing a 13 engine landing burns to slow the booster down
Hopefully we can get a live camera of the booster right now as we're going into that phase
Awesome shot. You can see it there. So right now the booster is using their three
high-percentage offense to guide itself. Now it's going down. It's coming down.
It's the word it's landing site. You can see we're only five kilometers above the sea right here.
Shut up. It's three.
Just heard the call out for a landing burn startup for the booster.
Uh-oh.
I'm feeling the crowd about to go wild here.
Oh, I bet it stopped.
Another awesome landing for Super Heavy. Congratulations to all the teams here at Sardis and at our SpaceX team, an amazing, amazing view.
They got it.
Everything continues to go well with ship, as you can see there on your screen.
Oh my God, look at that.
Yeah, we've got about...
This amazing crash with the ship engines on. Just looking at the booster real quick.
It didn't look like we lit all 13 engines that we were planning for that initial landing burn
Isn't it crazy how like round the earth goes down and as you saw it came in with a lot of these stills so
20,000 kilometers an hour a little bit and it's going up, but
Really cool to make it all the way back this time to that landing burn will dig in
Figure out how to turn on all those engines and then get to a full landing. So it's an insta store
Yeah, it's a fisheye lens guys just it's a fisheye lens that's the reason why
getting those engines turned off we expected to burn about eight minutes in
change and so hopefully just about 15 minutes to go
we just got the sonic boom
yeah we should have did
the booster splashed down
and and didn't shut down
It took that long.
Oh, wow.
All right, Starship 6, Raptor, and...
Are they trying to water the Earth?
...successfully shut down.
Nominal orbit insertion.
I think it's going to work.
And then there's our orbital orbital orbit insertion.
So we got a ship in space.
We've got a booster in the Gulf where we were planning to send it.
It's Kimtrails?
hell of a start to the day. Yeah, it sure is all of our colleagues here are filing in
through doors. A lot of people wanted to hear the boom. And so it's pretty great to see
that's in space and everybody's super excited down here. And as guaranteed, it has been
an awesome day so far. All this action in just nine minutes now. And we're done for
the booster just want to quickly flag that booster did land in a clear zone we clear those
before launch well ahead.
Logging the flag.
Ensure that one is safe before the launch and after.
So we're getting ready now for our in-space objectives.
Yeah we've got a few minutes until the next milestone so sit tight and enjoy the space
views and of course the space jams.
We'll be back here at T plus 14 minutes to deploy our payload which is 20 of our newest
Starlink a version 3 satellites, so we'll see you soon. Okay, let's watch that and then after that we'll we'll look at something else until the
Yeah, we'll wait we'll wait to see that that happen. I want to see that because I think that's there. That's their next goal
Imagine a UFO was caught on the feed. Yeah
Not a fuck with the flatters. Yeah, I mean like I just
man the fish irons why is the rocket not curved as well it's because they they made it they made
it different look it's it's fat it's like it's it's it's supposed to like it's calibrated to look
that way right why are there 2,000 satellites something yeah I never like I guess it's probably
pretty easy to do this with like a like a machine but like I'm surprised you don't
have like more satellites hit each other and shit but oops yeah that's what
happens right
mm-hmm I saw one it happens yeah probably not that much though right the
distances are massive yeah it's like the size of like Texas it's like these two
things are apart from each other. Space is large. I've heard that. Yeah, it seems that
it seems that that that is the case. So it's some people thing. 26,000 kilometers an hour.
Oh my God. This is big objects stay in the same velocity. Yeah. It's like 15,000 satellites.
I don't know, was that many?
Do you believe in multiple universes?
No.
Yeah, no.
But I think honestly, you know what's crazy to me about this is the fact that we can watch this in 4K.
Like, I know maybe that sounds stupid.
But like, that to me is like, okay, you can send a rocket up there, like, moving to the moon, like, how long ago, right?
But like, the fact that we're watching this shit live, like, what the fuck, man?
That's insane.
And like look at the quality like I mean you look at these like little hexagon things like this is it
Say hi to earth yeah, when will you get starlink? I don't know when it makes sense
Do you believe in Santa Claus? Maybe should I? Maybe I should start
What amazes me is the camera survives the heat
But they probably don't they put it in like a box and supposed to survive the heat I feel like that's probably what they do
I don't know UFO video is still in 3030p? Yeah exactly right I mean like what are the odds about?
Oh I don't think space is real there's a lot of people like it is oh wow look at that
oh my god look at that on the earth
Is that like all the Middle East? Like there's a bunch of sand over there. Yeah. Probably
Iran's over there. A bunch of sand and shit. Africa, yeah. Yeah, that's what's gotta be.
We spot Texas. Yeah, it's like on the other side of the earth.
Oh, actually, no, it hasn't gone that far yet.
Indonesia, yeah.
Oh my god.
Isn't that crazy?
Look out of the map. Is it Brazil?
Yeah, yeah, it's getting close to it.
It's a Venezuela about right now, but yeah, it's gonna get down there for sure
Yeah, I see it
We're posting up you see a drug boat skip blowing up we don't need to do that anymore
Yeah, we shut that down. That's gone
Is the music playing in space yeah
It's like whenever you enter like it's like in a video game like you enter into a new zone
And like there's a new background music that plays the moment that you go out of earth space it just starts playing techno
This is what happens.
Welcome back.
If you're just joining us, we're getting ready to deploy 20
Starlink. Yeah, you didn't know that.
That will get underway after this crazy, right?
payload door in just about a minute.
Is it a crazy day that perhaps missed the previous 14 minutes?
There's less loading screens on this than Starfield.
Starship version three.
This is flight 13.
This is better quality.
It had a beautiful ascent as well as a real life with the loading screen.
You can't in the video game. It was literally picture perfect from here in starbase picture perfect
I don't know it's stupid to say that like it's also really funny
amazing to see some live replays of that and
Of course the booster performing its own boost back and landing yeah ship continued for about eight minutes
With all six of its engines and made it to second engine cutoff where we heard good
Or what in NASA feet look like this? This is insane. I think that honestly
I bet there's people at NASA that are wondering enough.
There should be.
Our very first real Starlink version 3 satellites.
The door will be opening here in just about six seconds from now.
Yeah, like they need to have this.
The thing is like if you really want to flex on like Russia and China,
we have to have, we have to go to the moon in 4K.
We have to.
That was a DodgerDog exclusive.
We need to already be putting satellites up now so we can be ready for it then.
8K? Yeah, I mean at least, right?
What are these white particles? Those are aliens.
In case we should see the door open up really soon, if we haven't quite gotten it open already.
We've got 20 of the Starlink V3 satellites. Looks like the PES door is open.
And so, yeah, this is the first time we've got Starlink F3 satellites getting ready to
go into space.
And I mean, these things are really just kind of crazy upgrades that they're going to bring
to the network where you start talking about just symmetric gigabit speeds through the
Starlink network pretty much anywhere on the planet that this is going to unlock.
I'm really excited. These satellites are only going to be in space for about 20 minutes.
Wait, what?
We mean they're going to be in space for 20 minutes.
How the fuck does that work?
Sorry about that. These will only be in space for about 20 minutes.
Because they're on the same solar orbital trajectory as starship itself.
This is essentially just giving us a chance to try and run as many tests as possible.
Deploy the solar arrays, antennas, whatever we can on these vehicles.
We are intentionally being a little scrappy with it.
They might be playing some bumper cars once they're out of the door.
But we are looking to get these deployed over the next couple of minutes in the meantime.
They're getting ready to also do the Raptor in space relight.
I'm listening to a little bit of conversation on that,
We are currently tracking to do it, but give you some updates to see how it goes.
Ok here it goes.
And there you go.
You can see our first Star Wars V3 getting deployed out of Starship.
Two small stones for the team out here.
crowd is definitely hyped about this. We could see V3s continuing to pop out with deployment
assisted by the PES dispenser. Now this version of Starship is built to deploy up to 60 of
these more advanced Starlink version 3 satellites. Each V3 is designed to offer 1 terabit per
second of Dowling capacity. Now let's put that into Falcon 9 terms real quick. A Starship
launch with V3 satellites launch 20 times the capacity into the constellation as a single
launch of V2 satellites on Falcon 9.
Just incredible.
And anybody that follows Starship, you know that the views that we're being treated to
right now, the views we get during those re-entries, that's made possible by Starlink.
It's given us just this unprecedented look.
incredible into Starship as it's flying through space,
hurtling through the atmosphere.
It's powering the dozens of cameras we have on board.
It's giving us real time data on every system
that's telemetered on board that vehicle in real time.
We use the exact same constellation
to power all of our cameras that we have out in the field
here in the Indian Ocean.
So really powerful technology for just connecting you
no matter where the heck you are on the planet, off the planet.
So thank you, Starlink, for letting me watch this stuff
as we fly through space.
It's pretty awesome.
We get about 140 megabits per second of data
rate off Starship, which everybody in the space-like
community knows that's pretty insane when you're usually
dealing with single digits on some of the older systems.
So it gives you a lot of insight, gives you a lot of ability
to just rapidly iterate and know what to do.
And they're just throwing that shit out there, huh?
When things go wrong.
But it's like we're seeing some more satellites
get out the door.
We do have cameras on some of them.
The last couple that are going to go out
are going to try and do the heat shield imaging
that they attempt to blast flight.
We don't have that camera view that we got on Flight 12
where you kind of see this satellite leaving ship.
those on the V3 satellites, but we are going to get a couple that go out, have some pretty
narrow field view cameras that are going to be looking back at Starship, turn on some
flashlights, and this is a test of a capability that we're really going to want when we start
doing orbital flights to just add that extra layer of safety, that extra layer of reliability
where we're going to be able to image Starship's heat shield after it's gone through Ascent,
It's been in space before it re-entered. So we're gonna try to test that again today
The heat-shield imaging we didn't get a whole lot last time. It looks like we have some thunderstorms on planet earth below us
Wait what? I want to see that. A couple more satellites to go, it looks like
And then it's gonna show the ones that are up the camera
We see our v3s in space. I want to give a shout out to our starlink colleagues
you're paying money and we expect people deploy to run until about 27 and a half
minutes so about another seven minutes here
oh the Starlink team will be attempting to speedrun these tests or to speedrun
yeah bro they're shooting these things out fast satellites where they will
attempt to do a few tests such as extend the new solar arrays and antennas we're
We're also going to try and connect these V3 satellites with ground stations and turn
on the satellites communication systems.
They're only going to have about 20 minutes or so to do all of this as these satellites
only have that long before they demise in the atmosphere or break up due to that friction
when they re-enter the atmosphere.
So, what we learned from today's deployment will help progress and move the program forward,
which is super exciting.
You could basically say that the payloads payload is data.
Nice way people talk about it.
You want to do stuff like this?
We're getting very inception here.
No, bro.
It's much more important.
No, we have to deal with those tests for Starlink.
No, going to space doesn't matter.
As Dan mentioned, six of the satellites have been modified with artificial-emigrant chemists
to help scan Starship's heat shield that will help inform our analysis of Starship's readiness
for future catch returns back here at our launch site.
So for those that might be unfamiliar, we are currently capable of catching our super
heavy booster.
You know how people say that, though?
We've done that a couple of times.
They're caring about spaces, races, because there's four people in America?
Our second stage, or ship.
So that is going to be a very exciting milestone when that day comes.
Sure, and we're building up to it with today's tests. We are still planning to do our water splashdown in the indian ocean
So stay tuned for that. That's only about 40 minutes away
But still in space we keep on deploying our starlink satellites
Again, these are our v3 version of our starlink satellites
I'm going to bring me that song, Five Nights in the Sky, on five minutes, to our version two, that's currently on orbit.
There it is.
Our team here at Starbase, Texas.
These are almost all of the team members that have helped build the vehicle, that have built the PES dispenser, and got it ready to fly today. Amazing work.
No, for those of you that have just recently tuned in, there is a spaceship in your screen,
we promise.
Right now, the ship is in orbital darkness, so we don't have any available sunlight from
the Sun to help illuminate the scene.
Wow, but no, it's like it's 6PM.
I'm moving out from that.
What do you mean there's no Sun?
That's only lit space.
Those are the V3 satellites as they're deployed.
And essentially, the ship is illuminated from the inside, and so we're able to see the light
come out through the...
What's she mean?
Right, just a really small sliver of light at the top.
That's our PES dispenser.
That's how we're both loading our satellites into the rocket
and deploying it.
It's pretty novel.
Uh-huh.
We've got about three and a half minutes still left
of our payload-deploy sequence.
OK, start.
Yep, looks like we've got 16 satellites deployed,
So four more to go.
These last couple will have those cameras.
So if you see any sudden bright lights,
that'll be flashlights turning on.
Yeah, I want to see that.
That'll try and get some imagery of Starship's heat shield.
17 out.
There's another one.
OK.
Three more to go and 18.
That's a round off.
All right, and while we wait for these last two, we did confirm we are still go for our
Raptor relight demonstration a little bit later in the flight today, so we will be looking
to relight one of those Raptor engines on ship.
That'll be our next major milestone after we get through these final two satellites.
Mm-hmm
Roger witness extremely legal aliens do you think so
And just that 25 minutes into our flight it's crazy to think that we're already screaming at 27,000 kilometers an hour
200 kilometers above the ocean surface nuts
Amazing live streaming
So to view that lost count, we have deployed almost all of our 20 Starlink satellites.
I believe our last count was at 18, so we should be seeing two more.
And we're very excited to see our version 3 satellites in space.
And these are fully, like, these are real satellites.
They're not just demonstration sats like we had last time.
These are going to basically have a 20-minute lifespan where our Starlink engineering team
will attempt to perform a number of tests
and really speed run those tests during that time.
Right.
In terms of satellite lifespans, 20 minutes
is the shortest you could possibly get.
But let's say, I got my big time friend.
You can really try and ink out as many tests as we can.
It looks like we might have some.
This might actually be light from one of the Starlink
satellites, as we mentioned before.
A few of them, six of them, actually
are equipped with flashlights to look back at starship as we want to image the the heat shield
and understand the heat shield performance through the you know if you want to do a live
space spree this information is very important for us to know and understand as we prepare
for operations that will enable ship to come back to starbase for for landing imagine you
boys believe this we can go to space but no cameras or night vision or anything all made
40 seconds away from that planned
They just strapped you to the next one from the seats. I mean you can come back and tell us
Yeah, looks like we've just got like that. Thank you for the side of the spaceship and then send your ass up there
These ones might be coming out here starting to see motion. Oh
Shit these ones we get to walk
Looks like we got a crowd at our Hawthorne, California location.
They're a little bit.
So the colleagues gathering outside of Michigan control there as well.
That marks, if I'm not mistaken, our 20th.
So our payload deploy sequence is now complete.
Starship will now close its payload bay door and continue to close to the Indian Ocean.
lot of major events to come today including our Raptor Relight Burn at T plus 38 minutes 58 seconds
followed by atmospheric re-entry where the heat shield will be put to test and eventually our
splashdown. So with that we're going to go ahead and go on to another quick post. Yeah so sit tight,
enjoy the views and of course some more space jams and we will come back here at T plus 37 minutes
for our Raptor engine relight and of course Storsha 3 entry.
Damn. God damn.
40 minutes for re-entry? Yeah, that shit happened fast, man. Like, I feel like I didn't even realize
it's happened that fast. 28 minutes away. Yeah, they're about to be in Africa. Look at that down
the bottom there you can see that oh my god
wow that is just insane man I'm so happy I got to the superfast internet in
northern Sweden Woods yeah I mean I guess that's the way it is for everybody
now yeah I don't even know what to say Elon sending rockets in the space and
I'm bringing chickens in power world listen check out listen we all have we
We all have our roles to play in life, okay?
Some people go to the moon, some people go to McDonald's.
Right?
That's the way it is.
I'm just gonna eat, yeah bro, like they gotta figure out some reason to keep giving them
money, right?
So they gotta invent bullshit like this to do.
It's all CGI voice-off, is that it?
This is nuts man.
I'll look at some other stuff, but I'm not really not surprised to see all this happen. I'm really not.
I mean, it is very very cool. I will say that after watching some of these,
I feel like really nobody else, I don't know why there's no other country in the world
I think that's making content like this and doing so. I saw a thing about how China had their first
like booster that they caught recently which was good for them right but like I
do think that SpaceX and NASA are just on a totally different level man like
it's not even remotely close so yeah that's really it
speaking of moon my balance you know pizza want to have an ad on the moon
so it's visible on earth I didn't know that but I could easily believe it right
And that's it. So, yeah, words, I guess so. Some guy says I'm back, but I'm no more being
banned. I'm back. I'm getting back. That's it. Making another one. Yep, that's a new account time.
New account time. Anybody that keeps trying to tell me what to do and shit like that,
like it's annoying I'm not about that I know I thought about two days yeah we
got we got to be more aggressive on some of those weirdos well now yeah there
are term music so much better than exit music you think so this is joke I heard
America and China are retreating rockets in the EU is figuring out to retrieve
bottle caps better well the EU the thing is that over in the EU like they
can't even figure out like I mean you've seen the wiring next to some of these
houses like they can't even figure out air conditioning man really like they're
struggling they're still on air conditioning can't even figure that
shit out they can overrun by migrants and yeah what do you want what do you
want you to do I don't remember I forgot we didn't vote for him yeah I guess not
you see a Chinese rocket get by lightning I didn't see that no it's the
first time I see I've heard of that I have no idea about it at all which season patch
was AC this is like fucking like five seasons ago six seasons ago my dad told me what it
was like before they had AC not good like actually I can't even imagine what it would
be like before they had AC like I'm so glad that I was like that's the one thing like
even computers and shit like it's really air conditioning to me like if I didn't have air
conditioning, I'd be out of my fucking mind, man. Got hit by lightning and landed back on land?
Yeah, I feel like, I mean, lightning probably isn't that big of a deal to like a rocket ship. I
feel like it's, I mean, because you can hit a person with lightning, it doesn't even kill a
person every time. There's no way a massive-ass rocket ship can't withstand that. Like, I just
assumed that a rocket ship would be able to deal with lightning. Like, there's probably some level
of insulation to like make it really, you know, like, really not a big deal. But like, I'm not
Fucking I'm about an expert, right? I have no idea
So your room is ninety degrees. Oh, it's hot again today, too. It is this hot again
Is the EU getting mauled by pigs in China? Yeah, a pig in China looks better than it than a French person
Oh, well, what? Damn. Damn. Look at this. I don't know if I can trade you guys that or not
But look down there's gonna be like a lightning and shit there. I don't know if it's gonna show another one
I'll zoom in again so you guys can see it
Yeah look at that. It's a fucking UFO. You think so? There's no actual electrical discharge
unless it's on the ground. It's just like a plane. Yeah, I really, yeah, look. Damn.
Damn, y'all see that? That's wild. They're really starlings? Yeah, I guess so. No, this
This is really cool.
Like I'm not going to watch the rest of it because it's just like there's just way more
to go through.
But like, I'll probably like whenever it's actually going to land, I'll watch a land.
And you know, because we got we got to do some Irish to the best.
But like, yeah, no, this is this is awesome.
It is really, really fucking cool.
Four minutes wait, it's going to land in four minutes.
There's no way it's going to land in four minutes, bro.
Like really?
Okay.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
No, no, give it a minute.
Give it a minute.
I'll wait for four minutes.
said 37? Okay, we'll wait for 37 to see what they say.
Another engine refire test in four minutes. Okay, let me see
that.
Reentry starts in five minutes. Yeah, yeah. All right.
It's not even past Africa. I feel like that, right? But like,
I wonder how much faster it's going to go if they turn the
engines on again, right? And I assume it's going to go like way
faster. So, you know, maybe that's going to be the reason why
Still over Africa, yeah
37 is just an engine test
Yeah, I feel like because doesn't it stop at the Indian Ocean?
I mean, it's literally fucking two minutes at this point, right? I might as well just wait and see
I just didn't expect that's really what it's gonna be
Oh
See this
I find it crazy on NASA and ESA have so many problems, but a private company can do it.
I don't think that you understand how ineffective the government is.
And a lot of companies are also, like, so the thing is that, like, there are companies
that are, like, hyper-effective and really agile, and then there's companies like Blizzard
or Microsoft, or, oh fuck, let me think.
I'm trying to think of another really slow company
to do anything.
Like, I don't know, Nintendo?
Yeah, Ubisoft, right?
Like, I mean, those are the ones
that I deal with all the time, right?
And so those are the ones that come to mind.
So, but that's the course, right?
And so, like, what happens is that a government
is the same thing, but the problem is that
getting rid of the bloat in a government
is like way harder to do than doing it in a company
because there's like 50 different levels
of checks and balances, right?
And there's like a bunch of people who work there
and it's like a huge thing.
So I feel like that's really, yeah, AT&T or something.
So I think that the difference really,
the big difference is that you have a total, total,
like you can just make decisions more quickly, right?
You don't have to wait for funding
or to have like a bill get passed or something like that.
So it's a lot faster.
Doge needs to work more.
I know, like Doge had to last longer.
I think so too.
You like salty peanuts?
I love them.
And yeah, I mean, like I think that really,
there's probably so much institutional
and governmental waste.
Like I wouldn't be surprised if we were wasting
probably a trillion dollars a year.
Like if you add in everything, right?
Military overspending, you know, like things like,
You know, the wrenches being like 13 webcasts.
They're trillion dollar.
Yeah.
Our newest version of Starship, which you see there on your screen, successfully deployed
20 Starlink version 3 satellites.
And I've got great news to share.
Not only were we able to make contact with all 20, but we also made comms over lasers
with all of them as well.
So that is awesome.
Hell yeah.
Shout out to our Starlink team.
They got them all at the space lasers.
We're so thrilled.
Huge milestone.
It's only three minutes or five minutes after deploying them.
I mean, that's crazy.
Amazing.
And right now, we are expecting a relight of a single Raptor engine,
and that's going to be coming up in just over a minute and a half from now.
OK, let's see.
That's right.
We are going to be lighting one of our sea level Raptor engines.
And this is essentially just a demonstration that you can
relight an engine after it's already done its ass on burn.
And this is going to be really important when we do maneuvers for orbital missions whether we're relighting a while into orbit
So like recalibrate already in orbit and you're getting ready to do a D orbit burn
That makes sense here. Our Raptor team is go for the engine relight
So not going to be skipping it on this one. So we should see that coming up in just about 45 seconds from now
We're referring to a constellation in the satellite mesh.
The orbit burn for this ship, we are on a submarine.
That's the idea.
So this starship is coming back.
Create a mesh to like the different planets to communicate.
But this is going to be a pre-critical test for what we'll eventually need to do when we do orbital missions.
When you've got to relight those engines, do a burn to get yourself out of orbit.
But one thing that is unique on this one is we're going to be lighting it for a little
bit longer of a time.
We're expecting this burn to be up to about 14 seconds.
We've only done about three seconds.
I wonder how much faster it's going to make it go.
So that should be coming up within the next couple of seconds.
Yeah, I'm coming through this about that.
Let's stand by.
All right, let's see it.
You like that must start
Not that much faster. Yeah, what the what the fuck what the fuck is you see a real life there on your screen
Wow
And confirmation over the net
We like shut down
Congrats to the team on this milestone
I mean, it's it's crazy to see how we can maneuver and just another icing on the cake for today's mission
So we're gonna be taking another quick break
We'll be back in a couple of minutes before re-entry which is targeted for about t plus 47 minutes
So we'll see you soon
Wow
That's insane right stop going up. Yeah, let me look at space six stop. That's a good one
Yeah, let me see what their stop says.
Oh, it down!
Oh, no!
Uh-oh, guys, guys, this is bad. This is bad. Shut it down.
So, this is where it's been, uh, for here.
Damn.
Time to buy, former Trillionaire.
Yeah, that's bad
And that's yeah, yeah by the dip you think that's it. I wonder if they
I
Don't know really like I don't know if this one is gonna get people to like invest in a big way
I think the next one will if they do what they said they were gonna do
Like I could easily see SpaceX stop going to $200 if they
Do some kind of crazy new shit, right?
It won't yeah, it'll go back up. Yeah, the next one I would say that
It's not a profitable company. It has no fundamentals
Yeah, I mean, I guess that's like a whole separate thing
But people invest in it because they think that it's going to do something cool in the future, right?
And that's it
Cut in half. This is just more people $5,000 SpaceX be worth in 2030
SpaceX thought could plummet another 50%.
Reality bites Elon Musk and Tesla.
Elon Musk has lost this much money
as SpaceX and Tesla stocks.
Bro, like they're actually, dude.
They're actually so mad.
Jesus, bro, like they're really trying to just print out
like haters be mad, bro.
Like literally send it out in spaceships and shit.
And they're like, wow, you know.
Well, you did that thing with your hand and it looked like a Nazi salute, so we hate you.
No, we don't want to go to the moon.
It's just so stupid. Journalism is so pointless now. It's actually crazy how...
Isn't it crazy how journalism is like basically just dead now?
Like, I don't know if anybody that like takes media seriously anymore.
Which is like, I would say kind of a bad thing.
If you really want my opinion, I think it's bad to see that happen, but you know, I don't
really see that changing anytime soon, right?
Sixty plus people make surely this journalism.
Well, I mean like mainstream publication journalism.
Like any of these newspapers or news stations, like the left wing people hate Fox, right wing
people hate CNN, MSNBC.
like there's no trusted broadcasting channel that exists anymore. For a while, people looked
at like CNN as like the middle ground, but I feel like in the last like 10 years, nobody's
saying that anymore, right? I don't think people are saying that. Right when people hate Fox
2? Really? I mean, I don't know. I mean, it depends. I guess it depends on who you soft
do, but that's just generally what it would be. Internet killed traditional media. I think
the accountability did. I think that's really what happened is that the accountability from
the internet really kind of just showed people that, well, a lot of the stuff they're saying
wasn't really true, right? I think that's mainly a private equity-seeking over YouTube,
though. I haven't heard of that. Yeah, I have no idea about that at all. Foxgood, CNN bad.
I think that they're all, all of them try to misrepresent reality in their own different
ways and you know, these are all really big corporations that probably don't have your
best interest in mind.
It doesn't matter whether it's CNN or Fox or MSNBC or you know, the New York Times.
Starts to be a good attitude.
Oh here it is.
It's going to re-entry.
All right, let's see.
This feed is insane, such cool visuals, yeah, like that's crazy, right?
Like I'm like shot.
Before the internet, all you want to see on the media is they have the record, yeah,
yeah, I mean I think citizen journalism being so big now, like really hurt the media.
like super like in my opinion I think the media animosity towards Elon Musk is
like that's crazy but I think the reason why is like I think that animosity
makes the most sense though because the media is going to be angry at Elon
because Elon is the one that shifted things to where like now they don't have
a monopoly on on information to Starship Flight 13 the second test flight of
Starship version 3. As you can see by these pretty cool views on your screen, the ship
is currently re-entering the Earth's atmosphere. Now we probably have some first time viewers
tuning in today, so let's talk about this phase. Right, so re-entry is a critical phase
of flight and we need information on how the ship's systems perform. So it's about to come
back down. So re-entry, you can see that speed in the bottom left hand corner of your screen.
We have to scrub all of that speed down so that way we can safely land.
It's a lot of energy to be able to scrub down and it's a lot of energy to launch the rocket
as well.
So Starlink will also help us gather as much data as possible.
It's just really the main reason why we do these tests is to see how the ship performs
in space and evaluate how it's going to pop here.
I don't think SpaceX would be able to exist without a person like you on it.
I think that's true.
Yeah, exactly.
And if the ship manages to again make it all the way through reentry, we'll collect valuable
data on the spacecraft's life and it's doing so at hypersonic speeds, or more than 5 times
the speed of cells.
Reentry is typically a portion of flight where we don't have communications with spacecraft
because it's reentering at or around orbital velocity, which is roughly 8 kilometers per
second or about 5 miles per second.
So at the space, the spacecraft is moving through the atmosphere, so it creates a movement
here.
It's actually really weird, but I guess it's crazy that they're able to see now it's going
down.
You can see it's 87.
So it's not uncommon to experience 3-4 blackouts in communication.
It's designed to land on Mars where there are no runways or other humans to help out
Which is exactly why we're testing this landing procedure that we're doing today
Yeah, I want to see this and we're doing these propulsive landings instead of more traditional
What the fuck is a kilometer?
You can take 20 hour flights
You can actually see one well there were really fast
Airplanes, but they just work really cost effective flat
Like, I think it was literally called like a concordia or something like that, right?
You go to like London in two hours.
Four hours or something, I forgot.
Yeah, literally the concordia.
We can just hear that call out. We should continue to hear some call outs as the ship makes its way back.
I think it just didn't make enough money, that was my understanding.
Max heating as well as entry max and you that means that the ship has made it through the
maximum heating and aerodynamic loads
That it
Returns so
Just like through those imagine naming your product. We're doing very well. I just wouldn't do that
That's right, so we'll continue to hear multiple callouts as we go through this phase one
This is the longest AI video ever made that the ship is transonic
We'll also hear another one when it's transonic.
Transonic will be referring to the period of flight or velocity.
That transonic is so immediate.
And flowing past the vehicle can currently
blow at and above the speed of sound.
So somewhere in the range of Mach 0.8 to 1.2.
OK, it's going up and down.
Commercial jets have a range of cruising speeds,
but most fly at roughly Mach 0.74, 0.85.
just for reference that's between 480 miles per hour to 575 miles per hour
that's pretty fast 770 to 930 kilometers or more
i don't know what the fuck that is
in subsonic
5400 miles per hour
here later on in the stream
subsonic warfare to speeds that are much less than the speed of sound so
as soon as they reach warp speed
you will be slowing down
that was why they turned on booster on
so with re-entry well underway we'll take another break
and return just before the ship's landing burn targeted for t plus one
hour and five minutes. That's a while. I'm gonna just come back and watch the video.
That's actually wild.
That's nuts man. Holy shit. I thought I was gonna land at 47 minutes.
I guess not. That's okay though. So anyway that is really fucking cool. Concorde
Plain retired Concordia ship sunk Concord game destroyed. I know oops. I didn't mean to down them
I'm on mute this real quick and then open up the other ones one kilometers on a mile. Yeah, no doubt man and
This is nuts man. I'm just I think this is honestly so fucking cool to see all this. It happens to plasma fit
Yeah, exactly panthers on enemy bases. This is really this is great man. She's great. Oh my god, bro
Like I gotta watch that video I do I did say I would play that dinoblade game
I feel like I have to play that dinoblade game. I think that we should just get into it, right?
I mean like let's be fucking honest
Like I will watch this and then we're gonna look at the dinoblade game because I do want to swan play it, right?
Honestly, I've seen Tech Tones milking session
Tech Tones, if you're watching this, I'm glad you're having fun. This guy has milked
This whole situation more than me and as in combined like okay, I'm glad you're having fun tecton. I'm glad
He is having a lot of fun. Yes, actually crazy. Yeah, easy and genuinely say
Yeah, I did not know he was getting up. I did not know he was getting married
Congratulations. Wow. I'm actually I'm pretty happy for it for them. I'm happy. I didn't know either
I have no idea. Congrats. I forgot to say this last stream. I know a lot of you came from
Aston Street. I heard you owe him $5 million. Feel free to stay if you want, but if you don't,
yeah, please continue to support him. Please continue being really good. I know he doesn't need
like anybody to say this, but I'm so glad he has a very strong fan base. You guys have been really
great um yeah you know just uh yeah he's he he deserve all of it remember last time i pulled
a story about being on the airplane and i was really fucking like i don't know i was too shy to
tell the fatty next to me to move so i could go pee i held my pee for three hours i got a uti
It was not good. It was not good at all
Dude, I'm like I I would rather die than tell him to move. Okay
Jesus, they're always in the way. No, I mean the entire internet already. Yeah, bro
I don't think Tectone said anything that's like they're off. Yeah, always in the way hearing them out
I don't think he said anything wrong. He's just commenting. He's having fun. Uh-huh. I
I don't think he's doing anything wrong. He's just farming.
Sometimes you're the farmer.
Guess I'm the crop. I think it's fine. Yeah, I think he's just trolling. He's not, you know,
He's not like a little crazy expose. This is what I know.
That's what I think you guys should know.
It's fine. Let him do his thing. He's about to get married. Let him have some fun.
Do you have time?
Only peace, no joke.
He's the way to give you the T.I.
I never even knew that.
I've never had that happen at all.
He's fine, he's cool.
Yeah.
He's just being silly, I guess.
It's crazy whenever people don't take shit super seriously, right?
I mean, like, that's crazy.
But yeah, Tecna's getting married.
He is.
Yeah, he is.
He's getting married.
I didn't even know that.
I thought that was pretty crazy, but you know, I guess that's the way things are now.
Oh my god. That's what he should. I'm gonna watch this tomorrow.
Anyway, let me go and look at this ship.
Can I find this? Give me one second.
Can I find my power world is fucking sick.
I got to look at that.
Let it at you. My timeline smells like Kaphir today.
He's really like you really try to you.
Hey, Sneak-o, if you've been thrown out of 109 friendships,
does that mean it's your fault?
Oh, OK. All right, guys.
So we're going to try to take a look at some of this new shit, right?
There's a new game.
They just dropped this interview just a 15 seconds
life it up.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
I'm not gonna watch it probably for a couple of days,
but we will go through this.
All right, all right, real quick.
I can think of about four things
that I really wish you would take back right now.
I'm not out of it.
The cookies in the oven?
Well, that's a joke.
But it's not, Nick.
My wife is Jewish.
My son is Jewish.
No, no, no, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick.
I promise you, don't get mad.
I'm not mad at you.
I know, but okay, but you got to understand I
Cannot wait, bro
Andrew really cooked. I I this is actually Nick flint as hunter Biden. Oh
My god. Oh my word. Yeah, the the cookies in the oven thing is that's an old one too. It is that's an old one and
Oh, no, not cooked
Ho ho ho ho!
Cooked way more than 200 and whatever thousand cookies.
Like millions of cookies, as a matter of fact.
Over five million, six or seven million cookies.
Lots of cookies.
So many cookies.
So okay, all right, let's see this.
We gotta try this game out.
So this game I have been, you know, like they,
this is a game of dinosaurs that hold swords
in their mouths and they fight each other.
That's literally the game.
And I've been watching videos of this,
the guy that's been making stuff about it.
Now for like two years, three years,
the game finally came out yesterday.
Yeah, Dinosouls, exactly.
You have my attention.
I know, it's so dumb, it is dumb.
We're gonna play it, we're gonna see what it's like.
I have no idea what to expect at all.
Heard of that's crazy lore?
Lore?
What do you mean lore?
There's no lore, there's fucking dinosaur with a sword.
There's no way there's lore in this game.
Like I'm sorry guys, there's no lore in Dino Blade.
It's just literally dinosaurs with fucking swords.
Okay.
Alright, there it is.
Why is this just like the opening of a JRPG?
Never mind.
Man.
Alright, options.
Let me see.
Borderless, okay.
And all this should be good.
Graphics seem decent.
Ultra image sharpness.
I'm just going to keep it the same.
Color correction, graphics.
Omega Big Dick, alright good. Gameplay, Flamerate Counter, okay, Target Lock,
Damage Text, all that's good. I'm not gonna change anything else.
Controls, okay that's fine. Jump is space, pretty simple. And then Dodge and Sprint,
I'm just gonna change that. I always have this as as shift in space. It's just how I
I always do things okay and then control let me change this this is just it's just the way I do it bro
It's the way I do it. All right
Yeah, everything else should be good
Okay
Yeah, let me see is there okay. All right
All right new game
new game
You really want to start a new game? Well, yeah, it's making me think like that's a bad decision
When flesh failed we bound ourselves to the blade
Oh shit
Shit
Wait, what the fuck is this?
Wait, yo, is that me?
Oh, no!
Hey!
Wait, I...
Oh, my God.
That actually is me.
What the f-
Oh my god.
Such fragile body.
Oh my-
Yet still clinging onto life.
Step forward.
If you wish to live.
The war?
Wait, I think this is me, I'm- Soulbind, okay.
Oh shit! Yo!
Okay, got it.
Got it. Pretty simple.
Okay.
Light combo?
What the fuck?
Damn!
Sam is the leader of the block in the map where I got it.
Jesus!
Uh...
I guess I just go- I go to the light?
So, you've finally taken form.
They're all caught up.
Damn.
Loading.
Wait.
Oh, I gotta fight that guy?
He's got a scythe.
Is this Sprint Dodge?
Okay, got it.
Lock on target.
Got it.
Is this... Sprint Dodge? Okay, got it.
All-Con Target, got it.
Heal is R.
Damn, that does a lot.
So this is my heavy attack.
And then this is my...
Oh
How much does this do?
Damn I can just do a charge attack
Not break this? Oh, I saved. Continue. Okay, wait, let me click on it again. I think I
have to move away and then click on it again. Okay, save. What does it say? Rest. I was gonna
see if there's like a level up thing. Okay, got it. Alright, now I don't want to deal
with that guy. Let's move. Here we go. It's a bonfire? Yeah, but like, I got a level up
and so like, I didn't know if it was gonna let me do something.
Five Resonance. Okay, let me see what the Resonance is. Is that my, is that my mana?
Yeah, that's my mana. Okay, I got it.
Damn.
Oh, there's loot too.
Okay, I got 10 SP.
Oh, oh, that's my, that's my, my, uh, my fucking, my charge attacks.
Am I kill this guy?
Come here, see what happens.
Damn! Wait, how's he not dead?
Jesus.
It's kind of savage.
Fuck.
Continue.
Okay, let's do it.
Skill point? No, I don't think there are skill points.
Bosh is all... Okay, so this is... Okay, so it's your stagger attack. Got it.
Alright, let's go.
Damn, that one really was...
Alright.
Oh, he hit me!
I forgot I could even take damage. I'm a fucking idiot.
okay let's go so I can like combo white attacks and the heavy attacks
damn
Damn.
I'm actually kind of cooking them, man.
Yeah, this is great.
Holy shit.
Alright, I guess now I get a free item.
It's a good thing I went this way and not the other way.
I didn't even know I was going to go over here.
And I can't go up that way.
Let's go the other side.
Level four? Yeah, I know.
I'm gonna go back.
Spaceships landing.
Let me see, is that true?
Is this it?
One of our initial looks. It did pretty well on the flight uphill, but we'll continue to dig through all the visual data
as we get it.
We didn't do any one minute away. Let's watch anything on this flight. I'll give it a second. We did do you heard our
Landing large yeah, if it's only gonna learn a lot. We're doing this
Oh, you make a mistake. I see a final maneuver that we plan to have starships returning to
Starbase do that will essentially hook them out over the gulf before coming in and over tower two, but
I'm gonna say one hour.
10 seconds away.
Look for three.
10 seconds.
There's three in the middle to light up.
Okay, here it is.
There's a flip.
Let's see if we can get this thing in the water.
Can you see where they flip?
We're trying to calibrate it.
There it is, there it is, there it is.
There it is.
Oh!
the setting into the Indian Ocean down the one damn and we're in the water
damn soft splashdown in the water
uh um uh uh uh
that is the first um
that is the softest flashdown we have ever had with the Starship there in the Indian Ocean
That's good, right?
An exciting day for our recovery team.
Fire in the water, yeah.
A huge milestone that you can get to soft splashdown.
Oh, we can.
Much less have the vehicles stay afloat.
Yeah.
The teams are super hyped here.
That's how the crowd here at Starbase,
Texas, are most excited.
Oh my god.
We never really get to see starship
floating so serenely
in the Indian Ocean, so we're certainly
in a really extended view.
I didn't expect that.
Like I said, we're really pumped about this.
I want to check in with Tyler.
Tyler, how is Hawthorne feeling about Lucky Flight 13?
Hey, Kate, we are so excited about another successful
Starship test flight and those gorgeous Starlink
views that we had, and we can also confirm that we were
to make me manage to make contact with all 20 of those V3 sets. So it's a massive day for us.
So congratulations to everyone at the team at Starbase for Starlink, everyone here and around
the company. That's bad ass to the Starship program as we make progress again towards a
multi-planetary future. So thank you everyone for tuning in. That's goodbye from Hawthorne and back
to you guys at Starbase. God damn. Thanks so much Tyler, now for anyone who perhaps missed the action.
I suggest that you rewind the clock. Wow, look at that. That is so close. The starship heat shield
tiles. You can really see how the atmospheric re-entry, how it disperses the heat around the edge.
That was like a video game or something. I don't think you've seen quite that close before.
never and honestly however short lived that ship standing bobbing in the water is that is
insane data for our team it's it's unbelievable that we are able to keep that ship afloat now
we promise maximum excitement and Starship v3 delivered congratulations to all of our
teammates at SpaceX and to everyone who supported the Starship program and thank you to all of our
Future customers for your support. Uh-huh. Yeah, as you could tell the crowd really enjoyed that Nemo cam before a moment
We'd also like to thank the fine people
As well as the Coast Guard the federal
Administration and the government of Mexico the amazing beers do not end
So be sure to follow SpaceX on X for updates and more of these exciting shots
We didn't get to feature on today's broadcast and to get an inside real-time look
Into the at the teams bringing this incredible rocket to life check out the latest episode of our documentary series Starship
and of course thanks to all of you for tuning in and
We're gonna head back up to Dan for some additional thoughts. Yeah, I'm that is nuts man. Holy shit
that's awesome isn't it crazy also like bro imagine being Elon where like you
have the you have like your spaceship that does your internet and you're
broadcasting on your social media platform like you have fucking Starlink
SpaceX broadcasting on X like Jesus bro like that's just that's fucking crazy
god damn yeah pretty hard what I can do actual Empire yeah yeah it's exactly it
right that's crazy isn't it all right all right all right we gotta get back we
gotta get back to the prehistoric age oh shits first boss oh oh there he is
What's he want?
What do you want?
What's wrong?
What's wrong, bro?
What's wrong?
You mad?
How'd that hit me?
That didn't hit me.
That's some bullshit.
There's no way that's fucking hit me.
Get behind those lowships, don't let them...
What the fuck?
I gotta get right again.
What the fuck?
Oh!
Oh, he's getting fucked up, they charge!
Faw skills you've absorbed will summon? Wait, wait, what?
Oh, shit. I have spells.
Alright
All right tab, okay meteor dash
What the fuck
Alpha war I don't know if that works on bosses, but we're not right
Survival Insights. Health is below. Okay, let me see here. Alright, Soul Arts. Okay,
I can put more points into this. Alright, Residents and Stamina. I'm gonna get Stamina
to 100. I'm gonna get Health to like 800. I'm gonna get Strength to, I don't think we
want to worry about resonance right now I'm just not I'm not feeling it okay so
we're gonna start with that summits passive increase damage by 10% damn
look at that look at all these motherfuckers god damn okay all right
sorts we only have one sort okay and I guess I don't know really I don't know
really what I want to get. I feel like Meteor Dash is the one that's the most
useful because I bet that I bet this doesn't freeze a boss so I'm gonna just
get Meteor Dash. I think that's the right option and I can press two for that.
This is a bitch. This is a bitch in my game.
Get the fuck out of here. Get the fuck out of here. Get out of my life.
This is historically accurate, you think? Is it?
I'm attending. Let's go.
Oh, look at that. Now I'm over the rock.
I'm gonna laugh if the last boss is just immediate.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, there ain't any.
So I can go to an in-stage combo faster.
Y'all want to see the charge ability?
I'm going to use the charge ability.
Damn.
Oh, there's a falling attack too!
Oh, I didn't even know that.
Okay, let's keep going.
Oh, shit, I took damage.
I didn't realize I could take fall damage from the game.
Okay.
yeah that guy that guy these guys are little pussies like it doesn't matter
that's like a mini boss
I'm gonna hit him
oh what's wrong
oh what is it charge up
He's got to ask me that
might as well kill this thing over here right
Wait, does that help? Wait, nothing hit me? Wait, this one's got way more health.
Ah, damn. That's trying to start to scare me.
Oh
No, oh
No
Why are these so powerful
Oh, there's a special item
Where'd I hit? I don't even know what I got, but I got something.
Cool. Let's go.
Take the high road or the low road? What's high roadin'?
I
Can't handle the champ
That was easy raise your stats. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, let me do that
Damn, I'm like I can get way more help. I'm just gonna evolve bro. I'm gonna go all the way in the health I
Feel like that's the right decision. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing
Change field of view to zoom out more. I don't think I really need to zoom out more.
What a little runaway. Ooh, any of them take second.
Alright, let me look around. Make sure I didn't miss anything on this side in case there's a special item or a new weapon or something.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh! What's that?
I gotta lose one.
That's right. That's the rules of nature. I just kill him.
This little bitch. Get the fuck out of here.
Okay, let me look around. Finish them? Yeah.
Oh, it's a special item. I didn't see this.
Okay, now we got weed. We did everything. Let's go back.
You gotta keep moving but stay on pace keep the momentum going
I'm doing really well so far. I gotta get in one of those heal things to profit like this next boss
Whoever it is whatever it is
You miss one on the high road I think I did bro. I'm pretty sure I didn't
You see
I ate him I think we're gonna get more strength now nah nah let's get more
stamina I think we need more stamina let's put all our points in stamina
attributes big stamina situation
Alright, nice.
Use the summon.
I'm about to.
The attack can't be blocked, that's why I got a dog.
Let's go.
Put you on, bitch!
Open up on him, dude!
Aw, I didn't do anything.
What?
Damn!
There it is. I'm starting to learn.
Oh! Heavy attack!
I got a heal.
Oh, I tried to go through him with the dot, with the charge.
This guy has no joke.
Okay, I think I'm starting to understand what the area of the situation is.
Alright, I got one heal left.
Alright, summon, do it!
Oh, I did a lot of damage!
I can beat this! I can beat him!
I can beat him!
There it is! There it is!
Oh! Oh!
Get out of here, little bitch!
okay boss summons to click for the summon okay good now I got him too nice
that ship was hard almost died almost died
I wonder what the new one does summons damage stamina regeneration speed
that's pretty good I don't know if I really want that yet I'm gonna stick with
damage for now though I'll stick with damage for now this I feel like that's
the right option and then also I feel like we need to have probably I'm
thinking more strength as well I think we're gonna put all our points in the
strength again damage of skiing yeah I think more damage will make me do more
damage
It's actually a piece of shit. Now this spawn doesn't matter.
That's right.
It's on. Like that's fine. I'm just actually a piece of shit.
It's okay. It's okay to be a piece of shit sometimes.
That's life.
Oh, those are like too many bosses.
Can I just fight one at a time?
Of course not.
Hit it!
We'll see how big time.
What's wrong?
I'll go right through him.
Get my stamina back.
Damn, that dude is just retarded.
What a loser!
Oh!
There it is.
What the hell is in here?
It's a secret area.
It's a triceratops!
I break this?
Oh, I think I am.
I think it's working.
Pick up.
Healing...
Oh, I got another flask!
I gotta find the triceratops.
Nice, that was definitely the right decision to go down that way.
I got another heal out of that.
That's crazy.
I'm waiting on some bullshit like they did earlier.
Look around.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh, this is not a boss.
What?
What?
What?
God damn it, bro, what?
What?
Oh.
Please be dead.
Okay, good.
I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna get you.
Okay good, I was out of heals.
That was not so bad.
You suck?
No, I had a plan.
I had a plan, just didn't work.
My plan didn't work.
Let's go down here.
We're gonna loot these items.
Oh, I did?
Yeah, I promise I did.
and then oops sorry about that
wait a minute
oh my god I closed my window
give me a second I fucked up big time
make sure I get everything set up again
I went off the screen that's what happened
Not this that's for the show
It was a good run. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, no, it's over now. Okay now now where am I wait a minute wait a minute
Okay, what's it gonna do? We're gonna heal all right, and now I'm gonna get
I'm gonna buy more strength. I think we go all in on strength
We go all in 264
Control shift to you to bring that closed window.
Oh, oh wait a minute.
Who's this?
Assi the Tyrant?
Wait, he's using another as luck game.
He's using a dinosaur as a weapon.
He's got a lot of health.
What?
Is he trying?
Oh!
He's going off!
Hit him! Hit him! Hit him!
Try to figure out how he got that dodge.
Hard to see what the fuck is going on.
No, bitch.
I'm certain, I'm certain of...
ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo
what?
WHAT?!
owww
Hit it.
Hit it.
I gotta hit it with this.
Goddamn!
Hit it, hit it.
I gotta get him.
I gotta get him.
Okay.
Jesus, bro.
There it is.
That's a parry.
Back at him.
What?
Yeah, I take some damage.
I take some damage.
That's just life.
Oh, I am not.
I was gonna hit him.
Oh, I am not. I was gonna get in there.
I think this might be my first step.
My first step.
Rise again! I rise again!
Good intended.
Ah, damn it.
I keep looking the wrong way.
I'm trying to figure out the animation box.
I'm not used to playing as a dinosaur.
I know people might think that I'm used to that, I'm not.
This is new to me.
What?
Oh, he's minding no one's gonna do that.
What the fuck?
Okay.
Can I heal again?
It's so over, it's so over.
Got down one.
Oh, really?
Can you do that?
got him!
dodge!
I was out ramming myself by the stand and I was a mistake.
Yo, momo, there's my last heel.
I don't know why I can't dodge.
I'm half dead, the reason why is because I'm fucking tired of it.
I'm at 70, I'm at 73 health.
I'm at zero health, I'm at zero health now.
I'm zero health.
I'm gonna hit him with this one.
So yeah, I told you guys are good.
I just gotta let him know.
That's all I just gotta let him know.
Why am I always getting hit by the red ones?
Maybe I should have seen his main attention.
Maybe I should do that.
Who do you guys think?
Cuz if I just slow down, I stop spamming.
I could probably beat him pretty easy.
Yeah, I actually could just stop spamming and then I just don't get hit.
Wow, okay.
I should just get down.
Oh no, that's a good idea.
Gonna hit with this.
I know it's here, you know?
Yeah, this actually weighs you, see what I'm talking about?
Damn.
Damn, it's so easy.
So I can get him at the top of the hill.
There it is.
What?
Okay, on my head!
Fargo, get me!
Get me!
This is actually kind of fast.
Somehow, it's going to be a little fast.
Fucking little bitch.
No way I got it, it's no way I got it, no way I got it!
Oh!
Oh!
OH!
That's right!
Give me the weapon!
No, no, no, no, no, I want the weapon!
Oh my god, I want the weapon!
Oh!
It was rigged.
You go over here.
I'm gonna break this.
This is a weapon!
Oh wait, wait a minute, wait a minute, what's going on with the new weapon?
What's going on with this new weapon situation?
Dulles are on.
Okay, well that's better, right?
Because now it has like a spell and shit.
Okay, yeah, I mean that seems way fucking better.
I'm thinking we get a little bit more resonance.
i think they like let's get this to a hundred and twenty
and then i'm gonna take my stamina i'm gonna get strength more because i feel
like now that i understand the way stamina works
that's not what's going to go in the health
i got myself a new weapon
who said matter
it seems you're not as weak after all
You know what's serious, thanks for the stuff, man.
I appreciate it.
Thank you.
I have to kill everybody? Okay.
Oh, shit.
Look at him.
Oh, wow!
Okay, I'm in a new zone now.
I guess we just...
Go.
Okay, let me look and see.
I got one more of these two, right?
I think I should get Survival Instincts, right?
I mean, I should get Meteor Dash number two, right?
And then I'm gonna get Survival Instincts number one.
I can't even get that.
It's like bugged out or something.
Okay, all right, so...
I'll do it.
Yeah, I feel like that's just better.
Damn.
Okay.
All right.
Get meteor resistance.
Oh, that's a good idea.
Who's this guy?
This is a monster.
This is like a random dude sitting around.
Oh, this is gonna be a bitch.
Oh, just like a...
You guys see that?
There's a lot of damage.
So we gotta use...
I'm thinking about...
Yeah, we use heavy attacks earlier so we can combo them more.
with like the new uh the new weapon i think that's what we go with
i'm gonna loot that too i'm gonna get my levels up i'm not gonna worry about it
i might kill this guy right
what
I just cut him the fuck up.
Let's go.
It's a civil war.
We got a lot of help here.
I'm looking right for this next boss.
This guy needs mounts. This guy needs mounts.
Yeah, these... I'm literally fighting as a mount.
What am I just about to try to hit this dinosaur?
Oh, oh wait, I think it puts me around here.
I don't think these guys...
So if I get carried, I gotta get ready for defense attack.
Not so bad.
I'm taking a good amount of damage though, I gotta be careful.
I don't think I need to heal yet, but I'm going close to that area.
the mission of the game is to stop the meteor I have to be strong enough to
where I can just parry the meteor and then it sends it back to like wherever it
came from
What's that sound?
That's too bad I can't hit 4-4-5 with that.
I got to fight these three guys now, I don't know if I'm out of time, I'll be out of time.
damn damn
I'm gonna just son of my own
Jesus this guy is no joke
he's not fucking around at all
oh we got it
oh that was
okay I didn't know they were that close to being dead
I wanted to use them if I knew that
Let me take the sound effects down a little bit, options, audio, let me take this to like
70.
Okay, alright, yeah, yeah, cause it's a little bit loud, you miss the soul?
No, I didn't.
I did.
I did. You guys got me. Thank you.
Is it a water boss? Better not be a water boss.
Damn, I thought this was just gonna be like a... I didn't know this was gonna be a full ass game.
I didn't expect this at all.
Oh, that's a cock sucker. I can tell that's a cock sucker. We're gonna have to fight him.
We're gonna fight his ass right now.
I'm thinking that we get a little bit more health. How we feeling on health? I'm gonna get to 2000.
There it is. 2003, very good year.
Okay. I'm gonna fight this boss.
What you want, bitch?
Hakku?
Okay, I gotta carry that stuff in the back.
Oh, oh, those are a bunch of loopholes.
Let me try and move away from those rocks, you kid.
See, now we're playing the game.
Okay, so I just gotta look up, that's all.
Charge, boom!
I gotta get my health back, and I gotta get...
Let me see my boy in, let me see my boy in, let's go.
There it is, what's wrong, what's wrong?
Damn, that did a lot of damage.
Jesus Christ, I'm just getting dicked, I'm getting dicked!
I'm getting dicked!
There it is. Now he's getting deep.
He's...
How many more do I have?
There you go, buddy.
I got one more deal after this.
Oh!
Charges?
Shit.
I'll sum up a land.
Hit him with the charge.
It's my last shield.
Got that.
Did I get my stamina back?
I'm starting to understand.
I'm seeing the lines of code in the matrix.
I need one more harry
Come on
Got it I sent him in
What what what?
do it oh oh oh get him out of my life what did you do
damn
damn that was a boss that was a real-ass boss I was on my last life too like I
I would have died.
I didn't though.
Now let me see what I need to get now.
So I look at attributes.
I'm thinking that let's get, I'm going to just do stamina.
I feel like I always need stamina.
And what's the thing with the summon situation?
Freeze enemies on impact.
10% damage.
I'm gonna just use this and see what happens.
Yeah, I mean, it's a new game, right?
So I might as well at least try it.
Who's this?
What is this stupid fucking scum-claw?
Alright, alright, I'm gonna use it.
I'm trying to eat me, little bitch.
I'm gonna eat you.
I'm the alpha dinosaur.
I gotta find, see if there's a new weapon up here or something like that, right?
These look like things I can just, no, they're not.
What?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what's that?
That was a weird sound.
Be careful, find it.
I thought there was something bad there.
I think this is a path I can go down, right?
I thought there was something bad there, I think this is a path I can go down, right?
On the Sigma sword?
Is that right?
Oh shit!
Oh I got another healing bonus, this is actually huge!
Okay, let's keep going
The one thing for me I gotta get used to in this game
You know what I should probably wait can I just
Does that give me a
Damn well, so I can do that every time
there's kind of an ICD for that though oh no that's not special I can just see
that anyway right I just don't know what it's worth is there okay it's a wall
there I didn't know if I keep going I know those were doing that I'm just
gonna keep going fuck the heels do I want to fuck around with him looks like
he's got some blue shit on his face
why not I'm the alpha predator
You see all these skunks, bro?
That's what happens.
Let's go back.
That's one ugly dog.
Yeah, hopefully I get some life steal or something like that.
Gonna be crazy.
What?
I'm gonna go in the water.
Is that a plesiosaur in the water?
Oh.
Oh
Oh
Oh, I just looted a fucking boss
Damn
Okay
What you doing little bitch? Oh
They're dead, right?
Okay, and oh, I don't think I've been there before. Oh
Look at all these guys. I might as well kill these for a little bit extra experience
Especially if somebody's able to heal anyway, right?
Make sure I over level. I want to over level and diamond blade that way I can get on string. I
Have to look good. I don't want to embarrass myself
I gotta go back.
Damn, he's kind of pathetic, honestly.
Okay, that's kind of honestly pathetic.
I just got hit by that.
Okay, let's go.
I gotta wait for my health to get that.
Let me turn it down a little bit. I think it's a little loud.
I don't know really if the heavy attack is worth it.
I'm really just not sure.
I think it's just going to take me time, like just, I mean, I don't think it really matters.
You just got to do the boss, really.
Like I feel like there's probably not a lot of strategy involved in this other than just
get good.
I go maybe I go and I see what's over here. I don't know if I'm level like this seems like maybe I needed to do the other area
Oh, wait, let me actually think about
Refuse death once
What the fuck that's insane
Like yeah, I'm gonna get that like what the fuck
Big strength, you know what we're gonna get residents too. I'm gonna get to 150. I'm gonna get to 147
2000 health pool is pretty good out that's a big boy
That's a really big boy.
I didn't even do any damage to him, Marble.
Oh my god, did half my health come out.
Oh, it's not so bad.
I thought that if I if I hit him there
Hey, I'm just
Honestly, like no wonder he got no wonder these guys got extinct. They're slow as hell
They're stupid like this guy's a retard
Look at this
Jesus what a loser
Oh, I can freeze the boss
Yeah, Bronosaurus is gonna fall off, huh?
I don't know how I did in dogs, though.
Jesus.
All right.
You gonna do it twice?
Yeah, you.
It's always twice, it seems.
I want to get around them.
Am I freezing?
I have to wait, I have to wait to get my stamina back.
It's fast there, it's like, wait, what?
How the fuck did that shit hit me?
Yeah, right.
Okay that was my fault. I think I'm fucked. Okay now I know what to do. You see the vision?
Can you get my stand on that?
Whoa!
Oh, I know who's gonna do that.
Okay, I have a heal.
I have two deals left.
Okay, I'm gonna wait for this.
I have to play this safe.
This is a big dinosaur you got to understand.
It has to go in.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
What's wrong?
What's wrong fat bitch?
Now, no way it hits me. No way it hits me, right? Yeah.
Damn!
I'm only one carry away.
I have to carry ABC always be tearing
come on do an attack I can carry
Oh my god, I found death, I found death, I'm- I'm- I think this could be it.
This could be the- this could be the end, gentlemen.
I'm gonna get my stamina back.
My stamina is really bad.
I just don't know how I can dodge that, like for some reason like the dodge shit is still
alright alright alright, fuck this fuck this, fuck this bro I'm not gonna let this happen
to me, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, okay it just already hit me, come again,
My fault.
I'm gonna fall out at this point.
That shit is fast.
I'm not being able to stagger in this bad.
Except second attack that he does is so fast.
That's the one I don't know how to fucking dodge.
Like, the other ones I can dodge that smell the deal.
But that one, I just can't figure out what the fuck I need to do.
I'm not gonna see him because that fucking thing is in the way.
Probably an excuse, but she's the way it is.
Yeah, hit me again.
It's that second one every time, man.
Get out.
I still have four heals left. I feel like this is fine.
It's just he's got so much health, man.
I don't want to use my energy yet.
Like that's the thing is like maybe I should see like that's the only attack he does and
I can carry.
So besides that I can't really.
Let's just keep this up.
Let's just keep doing this
All right
Again
I got away from my energy to come back. I'm not gonna play any games
War
I'm gonna heal after this.
How the fuck did that hit me?
Get the fuck out of here!
Yeah, right!
Yeah, right, Broadway!
I'm gonna walk in, we're walking in at this point.
So fast.
I'm actually dodged the thing that I said I was supposed to dodge like 10 times.
No deal.
This is the bad one, I'm afraid of this.
Got it!
I'm going to wait, now we get all of our stamina back, here's what we do.
We get all our stamina back and then we ball out.
Reflects on em.
Nope.
Nope.
I'm going to even get one of these on him.
I don't need this.
I'm just going to do it for fun.
I just did that for fun.
I need that stamina back there.
See, this is why he went extinct.
You see how retarded and slow he is?
Not like me.
And now I sit in the big water.
I'm not extinct.
Okay I'm about to go extinct.
Get the fuck out of here.
Fuck.
I'm a retarded fucking dinosaur.
Stupid aspirinosaurus.
Fuck.
That was no joke.
Our thing was actually kind of hard to kill.
I didn't expect that.
went pretty well though I would say he died yeah first try first first first
and a half try right because like the first try doesn't count it's really the
first try after the first try this is the first try I think people know that
pretty sure everybody knows that I think I went to the wrong place
22
You miss something? I think I did. Let me go back. Let me go and see how this works.
this out. I already saved you, didn't I? So how the fuck do I... was it this way I left?
No, it wasn't this. I feel like I missed a boss on the other area. Is this transverse, right?
Yeah. The Great Lake. I feel like I want to go the Great Lake because that's where I was at before.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, let me let me explore around here a little bit more because I didn't do this other area
We're gonna skip the these other fat boys here. We're not even gonna think about them. I
Just want to make sure I didn't miss another boss
So I went over here a
Stegosaurus
Just stay so
I just beat the fuck out of him, huh?
I feel like I keep hitting his shield
Let me just heal I gotta wait
It's my stamina is bad
Yeah, I'm just I'm so low on my stamina. I wish I'd get a final way to get back
Well, I need to remember that I can run
Yeah, if I remember I can run this probably make it way easier
It seems like an easy boss. I just need to do it.
That's right, pussy bitch. What?
Damn, how the fuck did he hit me?
I gotta heal again.
I got overconfident.
This is a mistake.
Damn, what the fuck?
He's really hitting me with that tail shit a lot, huh?
Alright, I'll get Barry in in just a minute.
There it is.
Oh, oh, oh
Where it is
Right here, I'm not I'm not bringing the big boy
What's wrong? What's wrong?
What's wrong? Why is he moving?
Oh, bitch. Fuck you out of here. Fuck you.
Whoo!
This fucking hits me like that. I wanna finish my combo, but it doesn't let me.
Got him.
nice that one really well I'd said that was a summon let me see what he does
increases resonance recovery that's pretty good I feel like I don't know
Really if I want to have that or not
Miss the weapon at the arena, what do you mean the arena the fuck is the arena?
How fuck am I supposed to know what that is I
Think I did that I'm pretty sure I did right
The walnut, okay, all right
Okay, let me look around in here and make sure I don't miss out on any of the bosses
and then I'm gonna go over there, okay guys?
And I'm gonna see if I missed out on that or not.
I feel like I didn't, but maybe I was fucking wrong.
What's the war in this game?
There's like a god dinosaur.
like a sword god dinosaur and he says that you need to fuck in I forgot
actually what he said something though
yeah he said some kind of shit
and you know what I know
Damn.
Really?
Jesus.
Cool ass designs, yeah.
Imagine being a chicken.
Like now. And like this used to be you, right?
Used to have it going on. And now you just kind of
have to go back and forth.
And now you just kind of you just kind of like retarded, right?
Most generational fall off of all animals was a chicken
Tragic big see how the biggest nerf in history
Yeah, now there's entire like fucking there's an entire like food industry about you about eating you
That's just
That's just the way it goes.
What's up boys?
Call that AoE farming.
Is that 24 or 25 for my level? I didn't even see that.
Oh fuck fuck fuck.
That's a guy right in the middle. This looks like this could be another boss.
I don't have...
I guess I just got to play it the right way, right?
I just can't make any mistakes.
What?
What?
Damn, what the fuck?
I don't think I can beat him here.
I gotta get my health back or my stamina.
to see doing spinning in shit.
What? You like that?
How the fuck did that hit me?
What a bunch of bullshit that was!
Oh, man, that's a charge.
I wonder if he finishes his combo.
Nope.
Bitch.
Damn, that was a lot.
I got a heal. That's my last heal. That's actually really bad for me. I think that's
be losing sometimes sometimes but like sometimes it well I gotta actually it's
actually so so much my fault like I'm gonna just go up you put more in in the
Honestly, like
Okay, I'm good
Yeah, I'm just gonna be honest like that's really what I had to do
I didn't have my I didn't have any of my stuff up so I'm not even worried about it
I was like half half heals everything
damage number one well I had damage numbers yeah you guys can see a damage
numbers
and where the hell was that I guess I just got to retrace my steps and find
them again I'm not super familiar with the map obviously I just started playing
this fucking game so I have no idea what is that not something
I think it's got to be over in this area.
I should have taken the long way around.
I'm going to just skip all these guys.
I'll need to do it.
Oh, this could be it.
This could be it right here.
There he is.
Yeah.
I'm going to rest just to reset them.
The monster isn't we're attacking me.
Okay and now this one should be super easy.
I just don't know why, like...
I have to just parry everything.
I think that's the solution.
Like, I just have to parry every single attack.
Like, that's like, basically I need to do like whatever.
So like, you saw how I didn't parry any attack?
Like I do the opposite of that.
This one's kind of confusing for me to know how to parry.
I don't know how, like, I can never get this right.
I don't know what the fuck I'm doing wrong.
He's fast.
Okay, it's half.
There we go.
I don't think that's going to work.
I don't think so.
I think that's the reason why I can't is that I'm literally not even supposed to be
Get the fuck out of here.
Fuck you.
What an annoying little bitch.
It's like four hits?
I think the first one is blockable, but the other three weren't.
I think that's what it was, because that's the only thing that makes sense to me, like
that's why like, because I never got a single other dodge or parry other than the first
one in that four hit combo.
So like, to me, that's what it seems like, I mean I don't fucking know, but that's just
what it seems like.
Okay, I think we killed all the bosses in this area.
Let me just go ahead and do a walk around, but then we're going to move to the next area.
Reminder the Longbow weapon?
Okay, let me go over there right now.
I'm going to go over there right now.
Nope.
Over here.
Get that weapon?
I don't know.
Okay.
Get that weapon I
Travel
Tyrants Canyon is that it like
Okay, that wasn't it I didn't know if it's like tyrant like he was like a tyrant or something like that
But I said Titan as one was Titan
Okay, so I need to go I have to like retrace my steps
I feel like I've been doing okay like I haven't I haven't been doing great, but I've been doing okay
And what does he even do blocking heals a small amount that is kind of good
Like
I'm just thinking about it
Like I don't know if I really want to go with that or not
remove this one stun is just broken yeah I mean the stun is really good and it
does damage I feel like it's just the strongest option like the heel would be
good but like also like I usually don't like in video games I usually don't block
I usually only parry your dodge like maybe that's stupid unless it's like
Elden Ring and it's like some dumb dildre or something but like in a general
in a general way like that's the way that I usually play. So I went down
through here and if I'm remembering right I went in through here and then
okay now I killed this this retard and I came out and I left this area.
Where do the dinosaurs get swords from?
Um, fucking, uh, um, I mean, you know, like, that's just the way it is, right?
Sometimes, uh, you know, things just happen.
Yeah.
Uh, they got them from- yeah, no, that's true.
Uh, it could be from Walmart.
Probably is from Walmart.
had to guess. Okay, and then I went this way and this is where that guy was at, right?
Was that it? I thought I went in through here and then it, it happened. Did I not? You got
to heal here that's right that's right thank you I just have to go through the
the mental um fucking repeat of it
I wasn't over here.
You gotta keep looking around.
Go along the invisible wall ahead?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't get to talk about him.
this this this is what it was right here now I remember I went to here and
then it played the cutscene it was like right here oh yeah I can't believe I
didn't fucking see this how the fuck did I not see this
Okay, so is this one better than what I had?
Sorts.
Combos are faster thanks to the light material.
So this one, it attacks faster.
I feel like that's probably better.
I do.
feel like that is probably fucking better.
They get the golden halibutta.
I don't think they have that.
Okay.
And then I went to here.
This, this is the next path I want to go down.
That's a lot faster.
Yeah.
Cause like if I'm,
well, I did get a little bit of them.
Uh, I'm going to just get more points into strength.
Now also like if I'm attacking faster like theoretically I'm using more
stamina so I've got to think about that. Let's go let's go left.
What you want bitch? Yeah this does a damn. Honestly like that's actually really
good. Did you guys see that? Yeah maybe this is the play. Yeah I think actually
this might be the best weapon looks much better yeah just cuz like I I like slow
weapons and like the methodical play style but in a lot of games really
they're designed around the faster weapons and so you either have a
situation where like you just get killed or like things just don't have to wait
I think it's the boss.
Yeah, this is definitely boss.
Oh, yeah, let's get it.
I might just get ports and health.
I haven't done house for a little while.
Stick.
Oh.
I don't know how it hit me.
Is it Kari Boss?
This guy's fucking retarded.
He's not ready for the fast sword.
This guy's fucking retarded.
He's not ready for the fast sword.
Oh, there we go.
I don't understand why I'm not...
I'm just confused why I'm not able to, like, get a counterattack on him on this.
I don't understand why.
Oh, my God, I'm dying.
That was fast.
I got to run out of stamina.
Shit.
That's fast.
Maybe I should just expect to tank that.
Before I go balls in on...
Got it.
got it. There, I wonder why it didn't happen before. Got it. Okay, now we're balling out.
I'm gonna get him up against the wall and just kill him.
I'm off on the party.
Oh, did you get it?
throws him? Dude, it's just so fast. Like, you can't, you can't do that? You gotta just
know it. I just cannot. I gotta wait, I gotta get my stamina back. He's almost dead, but
he's not dead yet
i gotta run him out
i didn't think he'd hit me from there
i'm not sure if it's hard or not
Get the fuck out of here.
Damn, I killed him. That was no big deal.
I was worried that wasn't gonna go well. Alright now I'm level 25, which means I can unlock this.
Increases damage. Oh, I already got this.
Okay, let's keep moving.
He did just get decked by the way.
He did.
That was no big deal.
That's a bad boy.
Let me take him out.
What do summons do?
They give you a passive bonus and on top of giving you a passive bonus you can summon
them in order to give different effects.
like the one I have right now stuns my enemies. I'm assuming that the one I just got probably
peri window increases. I feel like that's decent, like I think honestly the peri window is already
relatively forgiving, so like I don't think I really need that. I mean like I could use it,
but I just don't really think I need it. And also if I'm parrying and using resonance on a basis,
On a base level, I don't think I really need to do any of this, I would shoot either.
Hey, that was a lot.
Nice.
Perfect.
Let's pick that up.
Have I watched the Nightman's Saga yet?
So tomorrow I'm thinking that we watch that video.
Oh, shit.
Speed.
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
He's doing some kind of fucking.
What the fuck?
I can't see him.
Damn.
What's this fucking, what's this Yoda motherfucker doing, man?
God damn!
Jesus.
Jesus!
I
Just kills us right now
Hey, what the fuck
I'm standing out, I'm standing out.
stamina is brutal in this game the dinosaurs you know they just couldn't
store energy it's like that's a cold-blooded body
this is lower accurate
Yeah, they're just really stupid.
There he is, he's stunned.
Make sure I get that combo in.
There it is, and again.
Stun him.
I'm gonna pull back, I'm gonna pull back.
What?
It's a valid strategy, okay?
Yeah, how about that, huh? How about that?
little bitch I think he's dead now
stupid ass little batara mom do you spit the fuck out of my life
can't go fuck out of my life
I should have said annoying.
Oh my god.
Let me take a break.
That one was kind of a hard boss.
This is a funny game, man.
So many bosses.
Yeah, I like the fact this game has a lot of bosses.
Try the other skill tree.
I like this one.
The game is called, uh, the game is called, uh, what's it called again, uh, Dinoblade.
maybe about one guy yeah a guy thought this would be a funny idea like five
years ago when he made the game he's like this would be funny if we had like a
game with dinosaurs and swords and people like yeah would be like alright
we'll bet and so then he made the game
who think you're top five dinosaurs
triceratops number one clears every other dinosaurs not even close I think
Mosiasaurus probably number two um obviously like totally moggs every other underwater
animal like even bigger than a megalodon crazy um
i'll say blaster after underneath that because they're like dessert
and stegosaurus that's just stupid stegosaurus is just stupid
um
A t-rex versus uh, no
A t-rex will lose against this stegosaurus or no i guess you try seratops every time
I'm gonna look it up
No, I'm gonna look it up
I don't think it even be close.
Let's see, yeah, let's see, try to serve to this one, oh, jump sign.
We'll say that's our dangerous quarry T-Rex is not casually attacked, yes they didn't want to fuck with them.
Great shield build, yeah great shield build, yeah like it's a thorns build.
You ever watch Beast Wars? No I haven't.
Anchoriosaurus is an armored unit versus a T-Rex.
I feel like a T-Rex would probably just still bite through them though, right?
Cause Ankylosaurus is not as big.
Review?
If you're looking for a video game with dinosaurs that are fighting with swords,
Dino Blade is that video game.
It's exactly what it says it is.
It's a dinosaur game where they're fighting with swords and shit.
It's really just that simple
Also tomorrow tomorrow, I might do more of this and I might also if I'm ready I might do the pow world bosses
I might I'm not sure let me let me rest make sure I
Just say right now I'm safe
Options quit the title screen
And I'm still I just want to make sure I'm still in the game. Okay
Waiting for dine a dick blade to come down. Oh, that's a that's a yeah, that's a big one
Was this you're gonna for me, I don't know if that was a joke or not. I have no idea
Never sell out I just like I don't even know what this is
Not a source of swords. Yes, it was good. You can stack farm pots and power. Yeah,
I would like that Japanese thing in between them. I know I don't really do it myself,
But I know about it
For though, I don't even know who these guys are
Now watch the entire channel five videos almost two hours long. Yeah, I'm gonna give it a couple of days though obviously
What is he doing like what the fuck is wrong with him like I don't even understand like
Oh my god, I just... what are you gonna do about it?
Is it NPC I swear?
Yeah, I know.
Wait, he replied to that?
I mean, I just don't even know what the fuck to say.
It's just really crazy.
It's just so weird.
Is it Fed?
I mean, god damn, these people are just weird as hell.
They're just out of their mind Jesus all right
this is some kind of fucking drama I don't know what the fuck oh my god there's
some old old shit never applies yeah let me look at this and see you I gotta
honestly I gotta go but I'm gonna look at this real quick
I'm going to be back on tomorrow, all right?
We're going to be back on tomorrow.
We're going to do some more shit then.
Thank you all for watching.
I really appreciate it.
And yeah, I'm going to get some food, probably, you know, do some other shit.
So I hope you guys had a good time.
I know I did.
And so I'll see you guys then.
So until next time, boys.
Peace!
See ya!
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