zackrawrr
[DROPS ON] UNBANNED GAMESCOM BIG DAY HUGE DRAMA MORTAL SHELL 2 TODAY NEW GAMES TODAY BIG NEWS MULTISTREAMING+REACTS | @asmongold247
08-25-2026 · 8h 51m
⚠️ VOD is unavailable.
zackrawrr VODs on twitchBroadcasts 30+ hours are truncated. View the Raw Transcript VTT for the full version.
you
you
you
you
you
you
I'm gonna just watch the event and then whatever the event is, you know, we're gonna watch it and be like, wow, cool
Right, and I have no idea what this even gonna be. So, you know, all this is new I'm gonna find out and go for there
So, yeah, disagree that you'll ban them. Maybe. I don't know yet. And
Smart I keep my mouth shut until the stream too much. I mean, I don't ban that many people, right?
I just usually the people that usually get banned are people that are like a fucking idiots, right?
But, uh, yeah, yesterday I, um, you know, I was playing some games fucking around and I just finally, I've been trying to farm out and play Dragon's Dog M2 again and get ready for the new expansion, which is gonna be, I think it's like in October or something.
So I'm excited for that and I have to like farm out and make sure my character is like fucking perfect for the expansion.
So I look really good at the game, but it's gonna take me a while.
And bingo card. Yeah. Absolutely. Yeah. We're really missed you as two weeks. You were gone. Yeah. Um, I uh, you know
It was an interesting time, right? It was like I
You know, I was glad to have time off
But I was also annoyed because there were things that I had wanted to talk about and I like just didn't
So it was like a little it was a it was a positive and a negative, right?
I mean I would say but I did enjoy having a little bit of time off
I will have to admit I I did quite enjoy that because
most of the time like I just go and you know like I'm just doing the same thing
every day which is it's not a bad thing but at the same time whenever you have
like a you know scheduled vacation right that you just find out about as a
surprise it can be a nice thing man so what yeah most anticipated game what
is my most anticipated game right now I would say that it is shit maybe
Phantom Blade Zero? Like I'd say maybe that, right? I mean like I if I had to
guess like right off the top of my head that it'd be at Monster Girl Quest too.
Oh fuck dude, we got one of these in here. Ah jeez. And so yeah, during my
four-day weekend I cleaned the inside of my two cars. Yeah there you go man.
And it's nice to just get back into the normal swing of things, right? No
matter what the thing is. So yeah I'd say probably either Phantom Blade Zero
or um, you know like let me think I guess dragons dogma to the DLC for that game like I really really like dragons dogma
So like I'm really excited for it besides that. I don't know really whatever else, right?
And there's some other ones seen bam statement. They reached an agreement regarding Lego drama
I have I mean I said before with bricks and minifigs is that what they did to Ben was it is
is unforgivable. Whenever you try to manufacture felonies to charge somebody with, that's something
that you don't really just apologize from. Like, I will never accept anything that they
say as an actual apology, because that's the type of thing that destroys your life
for like 10 years, right? If not longer, not your whole life. So, to me, like, I
don't really care what they say. Like, I mean, it's, you, you, what you did was
the problem like that's it so yeah pricks and many dicks I guess so needs
prison time I don't think they're gonna nobody's going to prison right
realistically but you know I just hope that you know I hope people don't
forgive them I do I hope they don't forgive them because that's just it's
an unforgivable thing to do to somebody right it really is so you're gonna
watch more reckless Ben videos the recent one's really interesting that
was the one fact that the kid there was like some word that like kids were in
and he said that he was a kid or something yeah I remember seeing that
I'll have to watch that at some point. I don't know if that's gonna be today
It probably won't be today, but I'll probably watch it at some point. I have no idea
You see as they saw that. Yeah. Yeah a little bit Syria was taken off the state sponsor of terrorism list
Yeah, I saw that I mean it makes sense, right? I mean Trump is investing in Syria Syria's investing in America
They have a new guy in charge. It's time to move forward, right?
I mean like it's you know, there were countries like we had bad relations with Saudi Arabia at one point, right?
We had bad relations with Qatar or whatever like things to Iraq, right?
I think we had very bad relations with Iraq at one point, right? Now things are improving.
So this is a good thing. You know, hopefully that they can, you know, hopefully they keep things under control, right?
And I see a new body cam game update. It looks insane. No, I'll watch it after this if people want because I haven't seen any of that
And have you panned your death guard? No, I haven't I haven't done anything other than just play video games recently like I've just been in a
I've been in like a very very like narrow world just doing that over and over and over
We had bad relations with Britain. Yeah, we did remember. Yeah, because that whole yeah, like the thing
It's like 250 years ago, right?
And so like yeah, no I get that and so like I'm not I'm not a big fan for like always holding grudges against other countries
Like it's ironic for me to say like I don't hold a grudge over like, you know Britain or like Saudi Arabia
But I do hold a grudge over bricks and mini figs
But the reason why is because there's different people running it right like I'm not gonna be mad at this company in 50 years
Cuz everybody else running the company is gonna be different. So it's the same thing as like any of these companies, right?
It's like a sod got ran out of Syria fucking Britain. There's like, you know, it's 200 years ago
So I feel like at a certain point you've got to move forward, right?
So most EU's have multiple wars with each other now. We have a union. Yeah, I feel like a lot of times
That's what happens, right? I mean like there's been friends that I like some of the friends that I've made like how many of you guys
have made a friend or had a friend that you had this person because you got in a
fight with them right like I think I have at least at least two friends that
are like that okay that like these are like lifelong friends I've had and I've
made them through getting in a fight with them right so I don't think it's
that uncommon especially for guys
Hmm
Are you able to still walk in and play video games somehow I can't do it anymore
Well, the way that I do it is that I try to do it a
lot of people expect for a
entertainment experience to especially a video game to
Completely they they go into it expecting for it to be something that they've already experienced, right?
So this is like for example like whenever you go and you expect to honestly just enjoy gaming. Yeah, exactly, right and
Like just any of the other stuff too and we watch a video about the Hundred Years War. Oh god
No, we're not watching that today and so yeah, take some time off detox
Well like everybody you know you start Mortal Shell and you want it to be Elden Ring
So everything that you do in Mortal Shell reminds you of Elden Ring and like oh Elden Ring did this better
or Elden Ring did that better, now I'm annoyed because I'm not feeling the way
that I did whenever I played Elden Ring. So it's like you have to be able to take
a step back and enjoy something for what it is, not like what you want it to be.
And I think that's what a lot of people do is they keep trying to enjoy
things for what they want them to be rather than what they necessarily are.
And I think that's a huge problem and you have to meet these games halfway,
right? Josh Stryfe Hayes said that. I always thought it was a, it was very,
you know like cohesive and smart thing to say is that you know like every video game isn't going to be exactly what you want
But sometimes whenever you're able to give a little bit and play something a little bit differently than what you would normally do
You have a better experience and I think a good example of this is like the most memorable thing for me playing Dark Souls one
was getting poisoned in the swamp and then beginning a five day a five hour trek all the way back up to the
church where the gargoyles were to get the poison or curse excuse me to get
cursed by the the frogs over there the whatever the hell they were basilisks
and that to me like that's like I mean would I ever want that in a video game
like no I would never want that in a video game but at the same time that
is what really gave me the experience and the memory of what it was like
playing that game so I think it really just depends on what it is right it
is comparisons to thief of joy yeah I think with video games it's really
accurate you know what maybe it is gonna start with the pre-show so I'm gonna go
ahead and we're gonna do the bingo right now I think let's do it right now guys
give me a second okay yeah we're gonna do it right now so I'm ready and where
did it go all right there it is so make sure I have it on screens everybody
can see it. Yeah, I just I don't think it's gonna make a difference, but like I
just want to make sure we have it's way too small. Okay, there we go. I'm out of
practice. So there's that this actually this is that that's okay this actually
wow. This is really bad. Okay, I've got to get this right. Okay. Alright, this is
pretty bad, but it's not as bad as the last one, right? Okay, so let's go
ahead and we're gonna do this is let me do one more thing because I'm going to
OCD this I'm going to just simply move this down so I can do games come up here
alright so here we go guys we have 2000 Aspen gold
two thousand and twenty-six games calm gays come uh no games come why isn't that
spaced out games calm bingo all right so we have it so this is it and let's see
here already and we'll put like a little fire on it too like oh wow look at this
it's very spiky oh okay I don't okay so anyway let's just let's just stop with
that let's start coming up at the bingo things okay all right so middle square
middle box what's gonna be the middle box guys what's the middle box
PoE2 store? Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. Okay, what do you think?
Middle box.
GTA 6.
We feel like it's going to be GTA 6, right? Oh, you know what?
A Witcher 4. I think Witcher 4 is probably the middle space. How do we feel about Witcher 4 in the middle space?
I think this is very fine, right? I mean, like, are we good with this?
They confirmed no witcher 4? Okay, but like, that's the DLC, right? Witcher 3 DLC.
All right, we know this one's happening, all right? So that's the free spot
that everybody knows is going to happen. So, all right, next, let's see. Next,
Let me think, what else do we have?
Concord 5.
OK, purple DEI game.
All right, that's just we're going to put this up here.
Nothing crazy.
But yeah, I think that this is very, very possible
that we could still have another one of these.
So yeah, we're going to add purple DEI game.
Fable, well, we already have that.
No, I'm just kidding.
OK, so Fable, we're going to put Fable over here.
I think Fable is kind of unlikely,
but like I'm not really entirely sure.
I guess we'll have to wait and see.
And what is this here?
Let's see if I can find this here in a second.
Floyd Slop?
A Floyd Slop game.
Let me think, are they gonna do one of those?
I feel like a lot of the investors now have realized
that girls don't really play video games.
So like we're not having as many girl games nowadays.
Okay, comfy game.
All right, comfy game.
All right.
Comfy game that is boring that I hate.
Okay.
All right, I think I'm gonna put that one in there for sure.
That's a good idea.
I like that.
Okay, what else?
What else do we have?
Extraction and extraction shooter.
another extraction shooter we're gonna put this one up in the corner so
everybody sees where it is okay a 2d platformer yeah 2d platformer okay let's
think about actual games though marathon marathon DLC actually just marathon
period anything about marathon fills this box okay anything about marathon at
all. So uh okay all right I've got one, I've got one. Space Marine 3. I want to see
Space Marine 3, let's see that. Metro, yes! Metro update. This is the you know that
one game that we saw that looked fucking amazing right? And War Dogs, yeah maybe
War Dogs, I mean they just had their their beta right? Okay but we're gonna
do war dogs that's fine we'll put that in there maybe I thought I think pewee 2 is coming up with
an update soon themselves so I don't know if really they're going to come out with anything
dusk bloods yeah yeah yeah dusk bloods
okay and that's the new from software game I'm so mad at them that it's going to be on the
Nintendo switch it's like super super super annoying but you know that's life yeah let me
Let me look at the other ones. Okay, so, give me actually one second. Okay. There it is.
Alright, and the new Larian game? The new Larian game. Divinity. Okay, yeah. Divinity?
Alright, let's add in Divinity. Divinity seems like a good idea. The stupid cube game?
Oh, dude. Dude. God of... God of War? Okay, yeah. Yeah, I don't think they've
said anything or shown anything from God of War so it's a good chance they could
add something else yeah why not okay God of Laundry I was gonna have that but
I was like okay fuck it all right so let me think what else we have see in
speculation about black myth oh Wukong DLC yes that's a great one Wukong DLC
Okay, that's good. Now what else silk song DLC fable a new a new Chinese video game
I
Not a trailer. Yeah. Yeah, I guess I can add that sure and
Chrono chrono. You know what chrono Odyssey's been posting a lot on Twitter. I'm gonna I'm gonna put them in there
Chrono Odyssey
How do you spell it?
How do you spell it?
Like, I can't spell anything.
I just, I might just retarded.
Okay, let me see, okay.
Alright, there we go.
Chrono Odyssey got it.
And okay, what's the next one?
And an Indian, okay, alright, alright.
we're gonna put in the corner square,
sleeper, Indian game.
So like this is a video game that comes from India.
You know, like Blacksmith, Wukong,
this is gonna be like the India version, all right?
Let's say, because it's going to happen,
it will happen, probably not today,
but that's why it's in the corner, all right?
So we're gonna keep it all the way over there.
And it's a new fairy game?
No, no, Code Veronica.
You think new Resident Evil?
Resident Evil, yeah, okay.
Resident Evil something, all right.
I don't know what it's going to be,
but I think Resident Evil something is a good,
that's a good place for it to be.
All right, and PUE added sword, I have no idea.
Kojima, Kojima.
I mean, I feel like they just got done making Death Stranding 2.
If he's going to make something, it's going to take probably a bit more for there to be
an update.
Oh, Lords of the Fallen 2, yes!
Lords of the Fallen 2, alright, that's going to be fucking awesome.
I played that game when it came out and it was like kind of bad and then the first
one and then they made an update and they actually made it really good.
So I'm actually super excited for this. I am and Elvin ring too. Oh, okay. They're gonna make another Elvin ring
That's a good idea
Max pain. Okay, new fallout. No, it's too early for that and you know like considering like Ashish Sharma was talking about it herself
Like I feel like that's not gonna happen monster under DLC. Good. Good one. That's a great one
Monster
Hunter DLC, okay. Yeah, that's a really really good one
Okay, and new Assassin's Creed game? No, I don't think so. It's so recent from Assassin's Creed Shadows.
I'm not really expecting that to happen, man. That would be like super, super unlikely.
Hogwarts Legacy 2.
Hogwarts Legacy 2 is a really good one.
Okay, let me see. There's probably not going to be anything really. This is just the pre-show, so...
Yeah, it's literally just a guy sitting here talking, right? I mean, who gives a shit?
So, um, let me just keep going.
And what else do we have? A mobile game? Uh, maybe, right? I don't know.
Yeah, he does look like Ninja, doesn't he? I think it's the hair.
It's the ha- This is like Ninja's, like, accountant brother.
It is. It's very, very close to Ninja.
Okay, War Thunder, War Thunder II. Okay, a Wolverine game.
Yeah, I don't know. I mean, Wolverine game? Yeah, sure. Why not? Let's add that in there.
All right, we have five more spaces. Okay. Five more spaces, gentlemen. What do you got?
Another Elder Scroll six. There's no way, dude. There's no way.
Blood of the Dawnwalker. Yeah. Okay, let's do that.
All right, let's see if there's gonna be any updates for that. That's hopefully going to be good
POE POE to information. Let's just add that in POE to information
Update let's just do update right and friends. Okay. All right. All right annoying friend slot game
Okay, all right two more slots gentlemen two mo slots. What do we got?
but
Claire obscure DLC they already added that they're not going to make another one they're probably making a new game at this point, right?
So bloodborne
There's I mean, do you really want me to put bloodborne?
I mean we already have dustbloods like they're not going to be doing bloodborne remake, right?
I mean if this is the time that they do it
I'm gonna lose my fucking mind like Sony is gonna have to announce this as a state of play
So a new guy, okay new gotcha game
Very, very exciting, super exciting new gotcha game.
Okay, and the last box, the last, the last one, Power World, they already said they're not doing a huge update anytime soon.
It'll be a smaller one.
Let's see here, it's 100% announced gotcha game, gooner game, Tides of Annihilation.
I don't really want to put that one in there, I mean like we could.
Persona 6.
Gentlemen, I think we have ourselves a bingo.
I think we have ourselves a motherfucking bingo.
What do you guys think about this?
Dude, armored core 6 DLC, it's dead, okay?
It's not gonna happen.
I think they're gonna make armored core 7, I do, because of how well armored core 6 did.
I don't think that you're really gonna get DLC for the new the old game, right?
I don't think it's gonna happen as much as I want to see it. I just don't think so. It's a gooner game
I already have got your game on there. I already do so we don't need to add that because that's kind of already assumed isn't it?
No other school six. There's no way like my like Xbox is gonna try to consolidate all of their announcements around their own event
Right and so like I think that's the main focus. They're going to have what is this? What is this gay shit?
And none of this counts by the way because this is all the pre-show and selected to build the next great thing
Oh, this is so stupid. Nobody cares. Okay, so yeah, let me I'll talk about this a little more than I'll just like watch the show
Right, but anyway, uh, light no fire. Yeah, I don't know whatever happened with that. That was very odd. Wasn't it?
They already said they'll show a show bringer in anata and not as not gotcha
Yeah, Anata is not a gotcha game. It's not. They were going to make it a gotcha game originally, but they're re-doing it.
Like, it's kind of crazy that we've now had this happen twice already with Grand Blue Fantasy Relink,
and then after that with recently Dragon Sword Awakening, a gotcha game that's then remade into, like, just a premium game,
which is like, it's really annoying to me because, like, if you actually play a game, like, for example, Wuthering Waves,
or, you know, like fucking, uh, Honkai Star Rail, or like, I'm trying to think of one more.
Like, even Zenlison's Rural. Like, they're very fundamentally, like, good games in a lot
of ways, like, neverness, neverness. Like, they're very good games, but they're just
handicapped by a monetization structure that is so player-unfriendly that, oh,
this is the special, uh, you know, animal game, right?
This is paw print studio.
Ooh!
Look, look, look.
You can capture these squirrels.
Wait, didn't they steal that from Pow World?
Wait, isn't that, isn't that dog from Pow World?
Guys.
Guys, this is fucked up.
Increase the resolution?
Sure.
Oh, wow, it's really bad.
Oh, they stole that from... guys.
Guys, this is fucked up.
Oh, they're squares.
They're not house fears, they're house squares.
Uh-huh.
Why is there a Gundam?
I guess that's like a siphon or something.
I hope they have a PAL system, like how Granblue Fantasy Reelink or Dragon's Dog but to the Pawn system or Endwalker.
No, Infield. Artnite's Infield works.
Amoebon.
Amoebon.
How do you see the imprint of her ass before you like she's water and you think that's crazy
Wait is it just gonna show gameplay?
Oh wait I want to see that
No, it's not
It's Chinese
Okay
Okay
So this looks like a beast of reincarnation to
You want Chinese shut up shut up
Okay
That's really cool reminds me of you know and fucking God of War
This is like a super high fantasy like Chinese God of War
The voice acting slagging yeah, that's that's cool
I am
Neza welcome back everyone. I'm not I ninja I'm a little upset at the moment because I was promised
There would be no bubsi in the pre-show this year and yet there was how's this keep happening Bob
Let's continue counting down to opening night live with more wall-to-wall trailers so far
Shut up bitch get off the screen. We've seen high-speed trains. Shut the fuck up
animal so obviously at this point you're wondering where the horror games get the
fuck out of here originally we don't have any this year
what's this that looks like my room room downstairs actually we had a lamp
like that but it was yellow because my mom smoked cigarettes in the house fun
fact yeah it was yellow yeah let me turn off the music my bed oh bro like they made
me hate them? She's old bro, I just retire. What's going on? What are we doing here?
What is it?
Hello?
Oh, you're with ICE?
Okay, come in.
Postpartum, spring 2027, starring Lindsay Clancy.
I love brave old ladies.
Well, that's really something.
That's an underutilized character, guys.
It's nice to see Perceptum carry that mantle.
I'm just saying, I'm just saying,
there's some grandmas who won't put up with ghosts.
So it's empowering to be that kind of person.
That's nice.
Anyway, if you've been wondering what the team behind
Tiny King has been up to,
Tiny King?
You're about to immediately find out.
Oh, this looks good.
What is this?
What is this?
Oh no, this is not an eating game, is it?
Uh-oh, uh-oh.
Didn't my world got flip turned upside down?
Look who it is.
I don't hate this, I don't, I think this is relatively interesting.
What do you guys say?
It's e-girl slot?
Yeah.
Anything that involves cooking with no combat is for girls.
Okay, I mean is that even really combat?
I mean I don't know.
That's Merit.
Should have made him a Pitbull.
That would have been racist.
Acornia, Mirror World. That one seems okay.
Napoleon would recognize and remember the faces of his warriors all the time.
They would say their name before fights to increase morale.
Historians and other people said that having Napoleon on the field fighting with his men was like having the added force of 40,000 men.
A man who saves his country breaks no law.
No wall.
They're not here.
No anymore.
I don't think they have those at traps though.
The plague magnifies what is strong and valuable.
Destroys or omits what is so necessary.
What do they do now?
What will this thing do to me?
Oh, that's... that's... okay.
That's fakes.
That looks really, really, really cool.
I'm obviously going to play this, but I'm not sure if it's going to be as good as people think it is.
I'm just not, I'm not sure.
Wait!
Wait, it's a game where you drive around and you kill things that are driving around?
Okay.
Walk in.
I looked it up because I was curious.
All of that was from a poem called The Tiger by William Blake, published back in 1794.
Which is crazy because that's the first year they had a Gamescom, but back then it was
just a bunch of silent trailers for hopscotch and knuckle bones.
Now, another brand new game announcement.
Introduce to friends
And of course, you know what your strategy is, and you know where it's gonna take you.
And once you've fully experienced all my interpretations, you'll be ready for me, girls.
Alright, Mutual. Mutual games to play and he'll be exact same. Next, shut the fuck up.
Sometimes I like what a trailer just shows you its final boss. They just said,
hey, here's this evil long-haired nerd. You gotta stop this guy. Mission accepted.
Hey, welcome to the Gamescom opening night live pre-show, where I realize there's been a lot
of debuts already to keep track of. You might be looking for some help. Just to remember
all these titles to add to your wishlist later.
Well I can't help you.
I'm sorry, you're on your own.
All I have is more world premieres.
All right, good, let's go.
Next, all right, let's do it again.
What is this, like, are you just born?
Wait, what the hell?
Wait, what?
It's a farm.
The new version is a lady looking in with the coat hanger.
She may at least have to begin again.
Okay.
Oh.
Okay.
Nevermind.
There's no way they're that big.
There's no way
This is not historically accurate
That looks so stupid. Those are some big horses. That's so reminder
Shut up. That's before the event opening night live is just minutes away
But we're about to see a trailer for another new game that nobody knows about yet. Yeah, you can't Google it right now
But you can't go a little two minutes from now. That's the magic of what we're doing here
uh-huh
So this is a brand new video game wait, I saw this game. I remember seeing that
I think this is a PvP game or is this a real game or not?
I mean, this is cool. It's definitely cool.
Okay.
You gonna stomp him out?
No.
It's a new pet.
See, I tried to do that with a raccoon. It didn't work.
I don't think anything about this is unique different like special or anything but like
it seems all right companion never talk yes seems all right I don't know if I've ever seen
a video game before where you have a little flying dragon friend who isn't wisecracking
That was refreshing and now we're gonna take the first-ever look at a game for two-player co-op enthusiasts to player co-op
You never talk about her much she was complicated
Yeah
For your special day this was your mother's schedule what how maybe we should see what's inside
You're a little kid!
Can we start changing ages yet?
Yeah, I suppose we should learn how it all works.
Wanna change who you are?
Just press the button!
Look at me! I'm a canigan!
What's all this now?
It's a treasure hunt!
A birthday treasure hunt from Mom!
Or some kind of elder fraud.
Where your mom was concerned nothing was ever easy.
Is there any chance Mom could still be out there somewhere?
She's gone and she's never coming back.
Can't just ignore this grandpa.
She was my mom.
Mean this is all this is decent. It's decent like at the beginning of it's kind of silly
I was like this seems this is all right
I'm a play this October was after the fourth
This is gonna be big a big day for me third
I'm not playing every single one of these games
What a snake bitch
Nope damn
Like every capcom game recently has been really good
And this is a new game, not a remake. New game.
Uh oh.
The past eight years, yeah, I've played every single one of these games.
I'm not even getting to probably miss like five of these games in like the last...
like the last 15 years. Like, I play pretty much every single one.
It's fucking sick. Yeah, it looks awesome. I wasn't going to play the demo. I was going
to save myself for the actual release. Yeah, Onimusha just shadow dropped an expansion to its demo
in the middle of this pre-shop. Now, I don't blame you if you're about to boot that up,
But while it's downloading, we're about to hit my favorite part of the show.
We're about to check out a brand new trailer for the beautiful Mariachi Legends.
And then immediately after that, I have an interview with the game's creative director.
So first, we'll see this.
We're good, right?
What's this? Like Castlevania or something?
Okay, it's a new uh, soul, uh, not soul, it's like Metrovania.
Seems decent.
You like a fucking demon hunter or something?
Alright, cool.
Yeah, I would play that.
I like games like this.
I do.
I play a lot of Metroidvania games whenever I have time and now it's the part of the show where we are blessed
What happened guest joining us now the creative director and composer of mariachi house Miguel Hassan
It's really nice to be here. Thank you for having me. Yeah, what is mariachi legends and where did this concept come from?
mariachi legends is a pixel art metroidvania and it started with the realization that
Alucard suit is like 90% of a mariachi suit already
And so we started thinking about that Mexican vampire, so the idea of Mexican vampire with
Aztec culture and Mexican culture as well.
One thing led to another and have Mariachi legends.
Can you tell us one particular element of Mexican culture that you were excited to put
into Mariachi legends that you've never seen before in any other video game?
The big one.
My honest from this town called Mascota, here in Jalisco, and it's one of those
towns that's in the category of magical town or pueblo mágico.
This would be the first time a Puerto Rico is ever present in a video game ever.
It's very Mexican and I feel proud of it.
I can see that.
So how does this actually play?
We mix like fast combo action with RPG.
So it's like a Ninja Gaiden, Castlevania sort of mix.
You know these combos allow you to get extra buffs.
There's also the element of hunting for ingredients and being able to cook Mexican traditional
dishes and so that allows you to enter some boss fights ridiculously overpowered.
So what can people finally play this game?
That seems actually pretty good.
We're finally ready to announce that the game is coming next year in April.
Yeah, this looks decent, guys.
Thank you for coming to talk with all of us.
What do you all think?
Yeah, thank you.
No, I've got good news and bad news.
The bad news is we're all out of trailers for this pre-show, which means that the
good news is that it's time for the top 10 reasons to be excited for Gamescom opening
night live 2026.
All right, what are they?
Okay.
Number 10, Gears of War e-day.
The EU stands for Emergence, but it might as well stand for Excited for Gamescom.
Number 9, the game's actually layoffs.
It stands for Excited for Gamescom opening night live 2026.
Netflix couldn't lock down the exclusivity.
Number 8, Ananta.
That thing that's like Vice City, but also anime, and also you have Spider-Man powers.
It's never boring.
Number seven so far the increasing price of RAM has not impacted the cost of watching trailers
Oh, okay number six next we hid the word new blitz somewhere in Jeff Keely's script
And he hasn't found it yet. Okay number five a
Live performance of guillotine up from eugenics. I'm working. That's gonna be bonkers number four
The Witcher 3 songs of the past. Oh, that's a bit too late
for DLC number three final fantasy 7
revelation you know I noticed they haven't
shown a single second of Aerith gameplay
yet I think they're probably saving it
for tonight number two as we helplessly
trundled towards an all-digital future
manufacturer traditions such as these
have somehow become a rare remaining
live space to share mutual enthusiasm
for games that one's not really a
joke sometimes I just get sad about stuff and the number one reason to be excited for gamescom opening
my live is free content the pre-show is over oh okay no more waiting no more anticipating from this
point forward we'll be live in cologne okay thanks for watching and enjoy the show all right this
the pre-show I would rate this like I just I think get rid of the quips just get rid of them
maybe one if you know what's gonna hit other than that no quips
creator of the game of war
here is it
Jeff
Jeff
Keeley
Yes!
I knew it
there he is
hold on
Yeah, that's right, yep.
Guten Abend!
Welcome to Gamescom!
Good morning, Bray.
Yes!
Are you guys ready for two hours of video game news and updates?
Yeah.
When you come to the right place, this is Gamescom opening night live in Cologne,
Germany at cold mess a and the crowd this year you guys are honestly the loudest
I've ever heard you the energy and height is on another level you guys are prepped and ready
We have nothing better to do stuff for you today
It feels great to be back surrounded by over
5,000 fans at the biggest consumer video game event in the world this week more than
350,000 people are expected here at gamescom and
and tens of millions of more will watch live online around the world.
That's like me.
I'm that guy.
Well, you'll see it if you love me by the end of the show.
But yes, hopefully you will love me.
But we started Open Night Live in 2019.
We didn't know what to expect.
From the very beginning, you guys welcomed us.
Year after year, this community has made us feel home here.
We announced Legion and Gamescom, I'm pretty sure.
This is our eighth O and L, and we're
so excited to bring you an amazing two hours of video games.
Cool.
Now, last year's event, I'm excited, yeah.
It was actually the final show of mine that my dad was able to watch.
Immediately after the show, I actually had to cancel all my meetings here at Gamescom,
flew back to New York, with my dad during his final days.
And sadly, as you may know, he passed away just a few days after Gamescom last
year.
From the hospital bed, he did watch last year's show.
He saw all of you and he knew how much this stage
and this community meant to me.
So standing here with you tonight
means more than I can really express.
I know he would be proud that we are back together
once again celebrating the creativity, passion,
and people who make games the biggest form
of entertainment in the world.
So thank you.
By far, by the way, by far.
Everybody plays video games now.
Tonight, I carry my dad's memory with me onto this stage.
I am so grateful for all of you for welcoming me back.
I'll turn it up for the trailers.
It is no secret that video games and the video game industry is changing.
Turn it up now, actually.
On one level, that's exciting, but on another, it's kind of scary.
It feels like there isn't a week we don't see headlines about layoffs or video closures.
Oh on top of that the larger electronic storage and memory crisis means that acquiring game hardware is more expensive than it's ever been
True, but in spite of all that
Developers around the world are pushing for still my video games big teams small indie teams and teams all around the world tonight
You're gonna see projects on stage from teams in places like France to Sweden the UK Italy
Canada China Japan Korea and more
So what can you expect on these screens behind me I was really hoping for a brand new information on
Final Fantasy 7 revelation
introduced by game director now key, how about you see damn Metro 2039 from for a great for a game
Ukraine
Rain and legends retold the Xbox console exclusive Gears of War e-day
Tides of Annihilation, the first ever in-game footage of Warlock, Dungeons & Dragons, The
Wizards of the Coast, and yes, later in the show, we'll have the world premiere of First
Details and in-game footage of a brand new expansion to 2015's Game of the Year winner,
The Witcher 3.
Oh yeah.
It's called Songs of the Past.
They need that.
And we also have a whole fun and store for you as well, including the first ever
musical performance of the music from eugenics the hit indie game about breeding cats
i think he just said eugenics let's start things off with a new game announcement no one is expecting
tonight from one of the world's most successful developers comes something completely different
FIFA 2027.
Please enjoy.
It's gonna be FIFA 2027.
I don't think this is FIFA.
This is Korean calamity.
Upon the shining pads,
Madness took root.
And suns rose on high.
And some, as spoken of old, the weavers came forth.
They have spoken not the cause of their coming.
What?
Wait, what?
The waters have-
Yo!
And all must rise anew.
Still, the rooms of old remain.
These are the people that made Genshin impact.
The walls held against the chaos, it entrapped Sheba.
Not about the pyrohel once more.
And you'd still not quench any of our hatred.
How can a few dying embers ignite the flames of rebellion?
Oh my fucking god!
We are not of this land. Here it is not oaths, but lies.
This is like my evil soul!
At last...
...he did unveil...
...the divine throne...
He has stolen me!
Where the gods rest...
And sometimes...
The great notice!
Hahahaha!
Came ye to re-
These guys, you made Genshin impact!
Okay.
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
That's awesome.
Holy shit, that's awesome.
That's awesome.
Original co-op action game which players take on the role of a weaver and step into a world
where divine authority has crumbled and order has collapsed.
What an opener.
stand oh my god to defeat mighty mythic beings using close coordination and sharp
dude tactics looks very very cool and we're happy to kick off the show that show
game three carrots done now I'm very happy to welcome back a legend in the
eSports world known for her work on League of Legends and Counter Strike and
the winner of best eSports host at the game war is that gotcha bingo she's our
co-host for oh now they cooked hard like what a row and you know what we
We couldn't imagine being in this show without it.
What the fuck, that was awesome.
Gamescom, please join me in giving a huge welcome to Shox.
Wow, thank you so much, Jeff.
It is such an honor to be back here at Gamescom.
And my favorite city, I gotta say, Cologne,
and seeing all the fans around the world.
Now, I cannot wait to see everyone's reactions
what we have in store tonight and right now, I am very happy to share with you the global
announcement of a brand new title in a very well known franchise developed by Ubisoft
Paris. This is Rainbow Six Tactics.
Oh Rainbow Six. I never played Rainbow Six, never played a single Rainbow Six game ever
in my life. Oh, it's one of these. I don't know about these guys. I feel like if I play
a game like this, I just play Fire Emblem. Yo, so like that game before. Why is this
It's a wall!
Looks like JD Vance.
The people behind us, I've seen them before.
And they must be planning something bigger.
Send me everything you dig up on the agency bombings.
There's no time to waste.
Sounds gay.
Yeah.
We've contacted Rainbow's former operators.
You just have to choose which ones.
Okay.
I mean like I'm just I've never played a game like this. I don't think it's really my kind of thing
We've got active hostiles all around team
Right, we're gonna shoot them. I'm seeing increased activity across all channels. What's boring more fires?
Well, I never played a game like this. I don't know if I enjoy it. I
I used to hate turn-based and then I got mated and playing along with my star-rolling.
And then I spent like over 150 hours playing that 4-recent Ozzie.
So, like, maybe I would like this game. I'd have to just play it.
I'm a little bit more excited about the first game that I got to send.
That was Rainbow Six Tactics, a new turn-based tactical-familiar game, set in the Rainbow Six universe.
In tactics, you'll lead a squad of operators on a high-speed mission.
So that's what they're making over in Europe, though, right?
Like that cartoon thing?
Equip-planning, coordinated breaches, and tactical decision-making in every operation.
Choose from a roster of 15 unique operators, each equipped with specialized gadgets,
abilities, and progression pass to create their possibilities.
Every time you deploy, Rainbow Six Tactics launches in 2027.
2027. So it's going to take a long time to make that game.
Okay, almost 20 years ago.
Gears of War helped define a generation of Xbox.
Returning to Emergence Day, the day that changed everything.
At Open and Night Live, we have the world premiere of the campaign trailer for Gears of War E-Day,
including the first look at the Locust leader behind the invasion.
From the coalition, here's Gears of War E-Day in Xbox console exclusive launching this October.
I'm actually so excited for this. I am
Like I played the first gears where I love the campaign the first gears were in the second one
Good to see a few more gears made it through the night
Before belong to me now designation Bravo various
No one knows what these things are all where they're coming from
This is more than a mission
It's a fucking war
Reports are still coming in but whatever this is is having all of this
Most is are coming out to the ground and ripping my people thoughts and bones are my gears out there holding the line
How bad you are!
How do we more rely against an enemy that can tunnel under you?
Oh, shit!
You're gears!
We fight!
We still have our people!
If we can save them, we save Kallune.
Most prepares us for what's ahead of us.
People we love, die.
We're the ones.
They keep fighting.
Give me health, Phoenix. That's the plan.
I just really hope this is good, man. I do.
Come and get some you've got here!
There'll be no support.
If you fall.
Woke? You need a smoke?
I don't think there's enough to say that.
This together please not yet die together. Yeah
To the end
They need to just double down on that
Nobody cares about some politics here's the war October 6th this year. All right
Free to play open-world rp. Nana from Netties coming to PlayStation 5 PC and mobile platform
three years ago it was revealed here at gamescom with two massive cities you
build your profile and social following as a member of the a cd team tonight we've
got your first look at the city of shangjao and the types of titles and
minigames you can expect and yes news on the release date as well all right
let's see it this game look really good when it first got announced it was
It's gonna be a God trip if they change the...
Okay.
This is...
Did they really just go belly-up?
I said you go viral first!
Then worry about rebuilding the ACV!
Please fix the dialogue.
What is this?
Please, please, this is done by Fat Limit, I can tell.
Fat Limit did the dialogue. Please.
Change it like 10%
Heatmaster!
Heatmaster!
Who the hell came up with that name?
I mean, this looks cool.
Like, this is, it's almost really cool.
You're nothing more than a bad seed who slipped out of a no-where town
Enjoy the party my friend. Oh
This is not yours to take
outsider
The rabbit girl
Okay
Let's dig out from the beginning. Classic.
Oh man.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
What?
Wait.
Wait, what?
You've been reading too many fantasy novels god damn
Two cities
Door spot only those who pass our trials may witness that they had that building and where wins me she was annoying
This is actually like what is this like anime Grand Theft Auto
What the fuck?
Bro, that's like four months from now.
Yeah, dang it!
Yo, like, I...
Uh-oh.
Global release, free to play.
What the fuck, man?
How is that gonna be free to play?
That's insane!
Holy shit!
Yeah, I'm a boy to fuck out of here.
Yeah, I know you're waiting for it.
But for now
Anna Perna they made mixtape
Don't be gay
We already seen this I need you to come back to the town
This is a new silent hill
What I just saw in that footage, you said we could put things right.
Yeah.
That this town would listen to me.
But it's the right thing to do here, not just for them.
Terry O'Blynn.
Of the whole town.
And you know what you have to do.
Not be careful.
Uh-oh, it's a video game that's announcing the ad peers and it's not made by Kojima.
I'm getting pretty afraid.
I'm getting nervous.
I- I don't know guys.
Ooh.
Silent Hill Townfall?
Yeah.
I have to leave this island.
I'll shoot you if you can hire me.
Don't shoot me.
I'll shoot you!
You betrayed me!
I'll kill you!
I'll just die soon.
I'm gonna miss that.
This is your time travel, man.
The power screen, buddy.
It's more than I ever imagined.
I can't do this anymore.
What the fuck? Two days?
Well, I have to play this in two days now?
Shit!
All right, all right, we're gonna sit now we're gonna play it we're gonna play it even though it's a girl
We're gonna still play
Yeah, it's that bullshit game
It's
But my name has gone on, but the waves have tried me, oh
18, but that plays like this, that's how many people go play the game.
I would try that, but it doesn't look good.
It's annoying, it's annoying to me about the stage, so it looks amazing.
But I don't like it, I don't...
I want to just swing and swing, right?
Turn it down.
Like, that's so cool. That's awesome.
Farmer for the boats.
It's just weird the turn base called up.
I only played this game for four hundred hours a month. It countless trials to reach this summit
This is dragon stalker two as it should have been this should have been dragon stalker two
That's a new fight
It is right I think I better get why mode
This is where you get to re-fight the bosses.
All post on damn.
This game by the way, that Crimson Desert is my game of the year.
It's my game of the year.
That was Crimson Desert released nearly six months ago, and the developers at Pearl Abyss
just keep adding more and more content.
I love the president of the line, but Crimson Desert is my game too.
Alright, next let's step into the world of Tides of Annihilation, the upcoming fantasy
action-adventure game by Chinese studio Eclipse Glow Games.
Set in modern-day London and mythical Avalon, you play Gwendolyn, the lone revival of
his otherworldly invasion, who can summon spectral forms of the Knights of the Round
table. Tonight we've got a brand new trailer which reveals the new voice of Gwendolyn, Angela
Sontalbano, who recently played Grace Ashcroft in Resident Evil Requiem.
I'll play that one. Let's see it.
It's like one of these dark souls, but it's with us.
the path. Arthur was the only one who could control the fall. Until you.
It does look like Darcel. I know not why he possesses his powers, but if you wish to
reclaim London, you must harness the fall. Use it to command your spectral
I'm gonna die.
Guinevere.
Catch me.
This is the end.
This is a good trailer.
This is good.
Go.
Haramid!
As I said, I think this is going to be Final Fantasy XVI, like very similar to that.
That is really cool.
There's the stellar blade. I didn't know what blade this is, my fucking house is 16.
Some of the combat overview didn't look that great.
learning more about all of the games.
Make sure to check out the games called Steam Page.
And if you're anything like me,
I'm sure you have tons on your wish list
and in your cards, a few more can't hurt, right?
I play the fuck out of it, anyone can smell it.
Now I'm being updated throughout the show
as the titles are announced.
It's a reskinned game?
And now to introduce our next game changer
for Twin Italy, founder and creative director
of unrelated games, Alessandro Durando.
Now it's on, girl.
You know who he looks like?
Thanks, trucks, and ciao, gangstone.
There is a question at heart of Lawson.
What do we leave behind and for whom?
Or you can be sure...
Oh, shit!
I didn't have an answer when I started
Wow, I never expect to be here on this stage. So thank you Jeff and gamescom
Oh, that's crazy being here. How about that more than I can put it the words
Love song so what's the game journey through the forgotten acres of past humanities where sound is the only language left
You will uncover traces of memory left in stone and sound hitting a bridge between what was uh-huh what may still come
here is love song well it's called love song
okay all right so it's one of these like minimum minimalist art games
Okay, like a geode.
Wow.
This looks like a great art project.
This is an amazing art project, I would give this at least a V+.
If that's the end of the showcase of this game, I'm...
What a beautiful and artistic game made right here in Europe.
Thank you, Alessandro, for joining us.
One of my favorite moments from last year's games was the announcement of Mega Man's
long later return with Mega Man Dual Override from Capcom.
Tonight, we've got an exclusive glimpse of new gameplay, along with the introduction
of a new character who plans to foil Mega Man's plan to save the world.
Mega Man.
Take a look.
Let me see this.
It's made in Europe.
I don't even want to talk about Western Game Development, man.
I really don't.
I don't want to even think about it.
I remember playing Mega Man, it was really hard.
I couldn't beat the last boss in one of the games and I quit.
I'll never forget myself.
I should go back and play it again, it's on PlayStation 1.
I might have to.
I feel like these games used to be so popular and didn't they just quit making them.
This is...
Oh, it's a girl?
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, you get to kill her.
Okay, it's fine.
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
I mean I would probably try this game. I'd probably play this. I mean any of these games
like, yeah, sure.
Little something extra.
All right, now let's talk about
another legendary gaming hero,
one without limbs, Rayman,
who's celebrating his 30th anniversary this year.
Rayman Legends Retold builds on the charm
of the original 2013 game,
now brought to life with stunning 3D visuals,
new story content, and an all-new sixth realm to explore,
plus fully voiced cinematics.
Players join Rayman and friends on a new adventure
to restore peace to the game around.
There are four all-new musical stages.
Like MC Hammer's You Can't Touch This,
and tonight we have your first look and listen
to another musical stage.
A song that was popular 30 years ago
So it's part of the pitch for the game.
This really isn't very reassuring to me.
Is this a watermelon?
you
you
you
you
you
I
Remember whenever I got on that make a friend who'd work for you slaves. They're called slaves
And build your dream home together
get
Siren Head, you asked the first boss
Free on console?
What the fuck?
There's no way, right?
What the fuck? Okay, who are we? No, I need to play that game again. I loved one, Steven.
Prodigy? Yeah.
This was like, bro.
Freshman here? High school?
This is- I'mma play fuck out of this. This is gonna happen soon, right?
That's cool. Yeah, I'm gonna put the fuck out of that game. I'll be real, I will. Devil may cry? Yeah, it's kind of like that.
Oh, this is Bud of the Dawnwalker.
There's a brain of truth to old legends.
Oh, you're right.
A verguer!
Seven feet tall, vines long as snakes.
What is it? Is it one of Roman's novels?
I must be a demon from the depths of hell itself.
Oh, God.
Run, please, no!
What is this?
I gave you a blessing, Mom.
I hope you enjoy my gift.
None of us has any love for the Brachyri.
But this one, he's different.
The Sun didn't take him.
I'm gonna play this whenever it comes out.
I'm not a big fan of calendar systems.
I didn't strike him down.
I didn't like it in Metaphor or Persona.
But I'll play it anyway.
of Ripple. Your every word echoes far.
This game's like, if you like Witcher 3, you're gonna probably play this game.
It needs to crossroads.
That's really what it seems like to me.
All that remains is for you to choose.
Help me, please!
Is there something to show?
No.
Very well then.
Come on, Witcher, you're blessed.
Let's begin.
what a dog, holy shit
I'm excited
welcome back everybody to gamescom opening night five
now I'm a huge Game of Thrones fan so I'm very happy to share this world premiere of this next game with you
the gameplay of the forthcoming strategy game
Game of Thrones War for Westeros from Australia's
Layside Studios
there's no way someone's trying to make an RTS though right?
The iron throne stands empty.
Wait. They actually are.
They're actually trying to make an RTS.
The fate of Westeros is yours to decide.
That's not a good thing for a show, I'm proud of it.
Eh, this doesn't always seem like it's that exciting.
Oh, if you can play as them, that would be really cool.
Okay, alright, I'd be willing to try that.
War for Westeros.
If you can play as the Night King, then, okay.
Yeah!
I'm awesome with that dragon look!
You know, I can't wait for this one!
Wait, what do you mean?
So, with that out, it is time for a new game announcement from Airship Syndicate,
makers of Darksiders Genesis.
This is a new, self-funded and published indie title,
where you escape from a failing orbital prison in this gritty, sci-fi, isometric action thriller.
Gritty, sci-fi, and isometric action thriller.
What game did they make before this I remember them
Wayfinder yeah that was really good
I like that game a lot. I'm sad it didn't get more popular.
Honestly, based off of that I might try this game a lot.
This looks okay, but not great. This is not really my style.
Is this ported air? No, it's just space-sized air. Not in the back where it does not port
air.
Somebody says in chat, Goyslop. This game's not Goyslop. You'll know Goyslop when you
see it.
The Game of Thrones game was going slumped.
What?
Did I turn it off?
This would better be good for a whole fucking stage presentation.
There's no way it's pragma to do it's too early or probably do a DLC for pragma to
Activating 1,600 exhibitors
Unlocking more than 1,000 worlds
Local data streams active
A lot of world
Challenging community energy worldwide
Breaking the barrier between screen and reality
Breaking the conditioning
Heartbeat restored
Synchronization complete
You are no longer playing
You're logged in
Welcome to the heart of gaming welcome to games con
Why would you do this 40 minutes into the show a cinematic single-player action RPG like I don't get it of the coast
Well, shouldn't you have done this at the beginning of the show?
That's just me, right?
I forgot to point the intro.
What do we do?
Uh-huh.
to get a deeper look at Salt, an awakened octopus and mercenary who joins your team.
Get a glimpse into who she is, where she comes from, and why she's along for the adventure.
It's a female octopus?
So it's a mech game but they're being controlled by fish?
That's really stupid.
I'm interested.
Is there a real man Thompson in this game?
understand how you see things if not it'll be more than I hunt you pay this
is agreed on that answers that this is so stupid to know each other this is it's
so dumb I like it local to Persepolis I will I will try this if it's actually
Let's move it up.
Actually makes sense since Winsor's super smart.
They are.
So we're Octopus.
Surprise.
You're going to get accepted to permanent position with the human team.
Is it Octi-Pi or Octi-Pussies?
For plural.
I'm responsible for this world.
Oh, he has to get an argument with a fish selfish reasons
Up the keys. Oh, okay, so I'm just wrong twice
And this is good
Wait, isn't this another reference from my game that I put I
It's like another
Yeah, the expanse, yeah!
No, no bro, this game looked amazing!
If this is what I think it was?
Accidents. No, no, you were wrong.
Three years for Sol?
time is our great enemy oh what's in the box that looks really good i'm gonna be real like
that actually it's so weird that it's not there we have it the long awaited release
State for Exodus it is coming in April of 2027 now to give us a 35 year old woman
POV look at the gameplay for the upcoming warlock dungeons and dragons from
Wizards of the Coast and Invoke in Montreal Canada please welcome the TGA
award-winning star of Resident Evil Village the incredible
And Robert said, all I do is just sit around and talk to you.
I'm really actually the worst.
I'm such a bad person.
Thank you, Jeff.
And good evening, everyone.
I am so excited to be here.
Hi.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right, every Warlock's journey begins with a pact.
For Cotry, a seasoned warrior on a personal quest.
For me, I began with joining Anna at Corbyn High School.
That pact is made with Tasha, an ancient witch queen,
and the patron, I have the pleasure of playing.
Okay.
Tasha grants her access to forbidden magic,
but power always comes at a cost.
Tonight, we're revealing gameplay for the first time,
showing how Cotry wields magic
as she explores the world of dark on this is warlock
today's take a look they do show make up differently and sometimes it is a
workload
certain lighting it's probably not even on her
not the one that matters
you know
I used to think this is your quest.
I have seen your heart's desire to find a fight.
Uh-huh.
And mine.
It does have the purple, bro.
It does.
I got my guard up.
And there's already two women talking on the screen.
I'm already... oh, this is getting... this arm getting scrubbed out, boy.
I'm not shutting out yet, but I'm about to be.
So are they like, uh, magic lesbians?
okay let's see oh this is actual game playing okay cool
oh that was really cool that's awesome actually
the visuals are great
more spoken that's the one
experience buried things do not lie
Oh
Yes, oh, okay
Why didn't she just do that
Wait why couldn't she just have done that over the edge?
You gotta push him off of that.
And then let me guess, this is an attack you have to carry?
Okay that was cool you can like switch faces with something else all right that's cool
purple. I see a lot of purple. I see a disturbing amount of purple. I'm getting really, oh.
That's good, she's going to cast a spell, you know there are girls that think they can
do this in real life, most of them look like cheetahs too, because if they were ugly no
guy would put up with it.
So annoying.
Every hot girl is into astrology and other magic bullshit because no guy wants to tell
them they're wrong.
So is it like open world or what?
You know what this looks like?
other game like this I I mean this is it's okay this game looks like a seven
right now it does bro like it's four spoken to
you're gonna do something to show over something
Just cut his dick off.
I mean, he's... she did.
They just speed this up by 50% and then maybe it'll be good.
It's not even for difficulty, it just feels slow.
Feels really slow.
Oh, oh, now he's shamed to the ground.
Oh, that's cool.
I like that.
actually really cool. Whoever designed the environment interactions in this game is really
smart. And they're creative. I like this. Everything else was a bit of a flop for Riskudo. I'll
play that but I'm not so excited for it and now it is time for the announcement
of a brand new game inspired by 2001
but flying car what are you doing it comes from the new MDC game studio
which is debuting this game on the gamescom show floor here's 1001
threads of mason
What's this?
There's no way I was right about the India thing, right?
There's no way, right?
I don't want to sound racist, but I can tell based off what the girl knows.
the gins
wow
once the children of earth and the
gins are survived
yeah we gotta get back to them
now the veil is thinning. Two worlds collide as they wage a war of vengeance. Yet many
stories remain untold. To avoid destruction, we have but one hope. So listen, heed my words.
This story begins with you.
This game looks like it could be cool, but I don't think they're going to lock it in
with this one. It just doesn't seem like the style of it, it just feels very... What is
this? This reminds me of Code Vein. Oh, it's over palace. Remember how I played this game?
I got a sponsor for this game. I'm playing a lot of this game. Wow. She's wearing socks
censored. This is a gotcha open war. This is like if you like Xenla Zone Zero, dude.
What are these animations?
What's the audio?
This is all in the tutorial by the way.
Where that boss there is?
I haven't seen you fight it later though.
I mean this does look better house of weight what wait I'm so confused that
another game or something like I don't know what the fuck like it's the
I'll come in.
I'll play all those games.
Monster Hunter Outlanders.
What?
Wait.
All right.
Welcome back to Olin Al and X. We're turning to the legendary Metro series and a very
Special developer for a games based in Ukraine this game
is offering amazing all sorts of conditions. This is one of my most anticipated
development of 2039 has truly been a challenge to build art in the midst of a
real war. It's a big digger. Tell us more about their incredible story and journey
of perseverance to create Metro 2039. Please join me in welcoming to the
the ONL stage, John Block and Pavel Umar from 4A Games.
Do you play the previous entries? Not a single one.
Nope. This is it for me. Let's go to the game.
Hello Gamescom.
Wow, so many cool announcements already and we are really proud to be a part of it. Thank you so much.
I'm John Block, executive producer for Metro 2039.
And I'm Pavel Ulmer, co-creative director and audio lead.
Tonight we are revealing our brand new gameplay trailer for Metro 2039.
The next chapter set in the Metro universe we have been exploring in nearly two decades.
Metro has always been a story about preventing war.
But now that war is at our doorstep, we have built a story about its consequences and what it takes to survive.
The cost of silence, the horror of tyranny, and the price of freedom.
Of course, as always, there's monsters, titles, devastated ruins, but Metro to us is about people.
What they protect, what they sacrifice, and what remains of them when the world takes almost everything away.
Damn.
Creating a game this dark requires a lot of passion discipline and a development team that has had to become accustomed to working without peace or regularity
There's enormous care for this universe and the people who believe in it
They have their whole the whole new engine for this game for a engine built to fully realize the oppressive world you're about to step into
We built this game for those who have traveled through metro before
And for those who are about to enter it for the first time, there's a lot to explore.
Your support and love for this world has stayed with us through every stage of development,
which was pretty rough, trust me.
We cannot waste this year more tonight.
And if you're lucky enough to be here at Gamescom, you can go hands-on with Metro 2039 at our booth
and take a closer look on a fully wearable replica Spartan helmet
that will be included in our collector's edition.
Special operations have been going on for four years.
Our special operations have only been going on for six months.
Metro 2039 is not simply a return to Metro.
It is a darker, more ambitious, and deeply personal journey.
One that will challenge what you know about yourself
and what you're prepared to become in order to survive.
So, the tunnels are waiting. The surface is calling.
And tonight we're ready to show you a bit. What comes next welcome to metro 2039 slow, Ukraine
What brought you here
I'm looking for someone
I need information
Then you've gone to the wrong place
The Novorex fared across the station like a damn plague
So this is Hunter's bright future
Jesus
Jesus
I love the way this game looks bro. I really do
Monsters
Look at that
The last time I played like this was Stalker too
S tier game by the way.
It wouldn't be an Eastern European game without being able to remake an AK-47.
There's going to be radiation in this game too.
Guaranteed.
The enemy must be destroyed.
This very cool skim looks amazing.
This part's us.
We're wolves and helmets.
But I am something for us.
The enemy must be destroyed.
Destroyed.
The enemy must be destroyed.
I love how every single character in these games is a 40 year old bald man.
Metro 2039 looks great, hats off to the team at 480.
All of these games are exactly the same.
Can you look at the studio?
I was on stage with us at Summer Game Fest, but now it's time for this person's first
appearance.
Instant buy?
It's so good, dude.
I can't wait to play it.
I'm so excited.
What's this?
What?
Tired of sneaking around just to feel good.
Oh!
Wait, oh, I thought it was a needle.
Tired of this damn lighter?
Of this rain?
Of this life?
I'm getting worried. Who is it Snoop Dogg?
I just had a feeling bro. I just had a feeling.
Thank you Cyrus perfect well done that is Dr. Cyrus Kane the big dog as it were
an entrepreneur an eccentric
I mean, who wants to quit a game, man?
What is this?
So it's hit, man.
And I guess you could tell because of our code, right?
But like, still...
I hope you're feeling hungry for a second.
I
Alright
Next
Longer the limit from NC. This is Ion to the sequel to Ion
Oh, this is an MMO built around aerial combat on a massive scale air area on October 5th this year
Why are they bringing that so much shit in October?
Is it slot let's see if it's slot
It's looking like swap that was really cool
That's cool
I'm really afraid that when they show the gameplay it's gonna look like it's gonna look
really bad.
Like, I'm getting so stressed out, go away.
Oh, that actually looks kinda good.
That actually is not that bad.
Yeah, this is like Lost Ark, but it's not Isomestor.
No, that guy's FDF.
I'm not out.
And for me to say that about an MMO is a huge popular to say that I'm not immediately
out.
This is what's gonna happen because all the data centers are gonna get rid of the water.
That man actually has to be right.
God of York High, you think you'll survive and adapt?
Reclaim the land.
We discover the lost technology of the old world.
Reunite her people through alliances, through faith,
but when words fail,
might becomes the law.
That's uh, that's Trump after his 19th term.
Yeah, I'm gonna be real, like, actually it's really cool, I'll play it.
Oh, here we go.
Oh wow, wow, okay.
Wow, alright.
Right.
Oh, so they're playing both sides?
So they make this badass, like, Wukong level game
and then they make this bullshit anime thing, too.
That's great.
Mhm.
I'm starting to get the feeling that I'm not the target audience for this game.
I don't know about you guys.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Hey maybe that was a 14 year old girl in China.
This would be like a trailer for life.
Wars will fall in two for me.
But I'm not.
Petite Planet? Holy fuck.
It's even got a girly name.
That was Petite Planet, a cozy galactic life simulation game.
He said you said the word fold to your own pace or Milan cast a line comb the short
So when you play a meal enjoy slow fulfilling days on your planet side by side with your beloved fuzzy neighbors shocks
You're gonna have the fuzzy neighbors, right? Of course
Players can pre-register now on the campaign at that right plus the final beta test will be coming soon
I mean, there's no way the game would be that bad. Yes, but now
Very excited to have a special musical performance at ONL
Earlier this year, Edmund McMillan and Tyler Glale's
Hat Breed Simulation Game Mutantix got rave reviews for its gameplay and their comedy style,
and yes, it's music.
And tonight, we've got the first ever live performance.
Please welcome, the Thais Bossi, Carla Kilstead, and Jeff Perlman from Ridiculon performing Giotina!
My ladies and gentlemen, if this line cannot be transmitted,
no one will be able to sing the song.
Stay you'll be mine, we'll be divine
My cause to hate for you, my cause I'll see what they can do
This kid walks her creed
Isn't it crazy how she boldly says that this game is about to run the scene with us?
Come like me today
This kid walks her creed
Don't run away
I'll have my leave
You and what I'm done, you'll say I stay
I'm coming for you tonight
I'm ready
Shut the door, turn out the light
Stop running for a minute
We can finally find infinity
Together we can win
So this whole affair
So come on, turn around
You're so lost, but you can found me
When your endless run around
It's more than I can bear
You're running but in the end
I think you like this little game
Of hide and seek
But when I find you
You won't even know your name
You're running but you don't mean it
You're afraid I'll be too good
In all the love you've had
You've had you never had him like you should!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Damn bitch, relax!
Say what you find!
Whoever did their costumes is really good though!
You gotta admit...
When you might cross all sea, you obey and deal!
This kiddie wants the ring.
No? Damn, y'all ring my dad?
I'm playing New Genics, I thought the game was one spot.
No, man.
Come and grab the ring.
Come and let me play.
I've had my boot when what I've done will say I'm slain.
Is there in the cat's movie?
Yeah.
I saw a little bit of that movie.
It looked like garbage.
You're not putting your heart, you know it's destiny, I'll win
You're slowing down, you're losing steam, I don't know if I ever liked it
You're not gonna run faster, there's nothing you can do
Cause everywhere you turn, you turn up, you know who
Oh, the second song, it's me and Evelyn.
You thought it was over?
Okay, it looks like you were right.
It actually is over.
All right, that's nice.
Give it up for these guys.
Damn.
Amazing.
All right, well, that was so fun.
And here's also some breaking news.
Eugenics is coming to PS5.
Switch to an Xbox Series X.
Good for you.
fun and here's also some breaking news eugenics is coming to ps5 switch to an
Xbox series X for them and that's awesome number eight yeah stick around for
more of O and L right now here's the launch trailer for aliens fire team a
leak too daybreak what do we do even consent to that that's okay all right
let's see this anytime I hear about a game that's made off of a movie IP I get
Don't worry.
Remember Dune?
That game was a piece of shit.
I don't know what the hell is wrong with you playing that game.
It's like a mental illness.
Yeah, I mean like, this is alright.
It's not too crazy.
Maybe I'll play something like this. I don't know. I don't know.
Oh, this is that one. Oh, this is that game about the witchers.
Yeah, she wanted to protect you from all the evils of this world
It's a game about the Lindsey Glancy support group
Everything she did everything she sacrificed
Was to spare you from the nightmare
The force emanated from her like nothing I'd seen before.
Beautiful and terrifying.
My greatest ally.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I mean, it's just like guitar hero again, right?
I mean, but it's like guitar hero is already out.
So maybe something like, OK.
Next year, Sega's classic game, Crazy Taxi,
is coming back with an all-new installment.
And right now, we have the multiplayer reveal.
That's not a taxi.
What?
So that one is.
That's a Uber.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This is, I mean...
I probably should play Forza more.
They're crazy together.
It's a bad, it's a French slot game. I don't think it is.
This looks like driving around in East Austin.
Not the visuals, but just the way that people are driving their cars.
It's a dragon.
The Order of the Turok.
Mr. Turok!
I mean, I wonder, guys, in all the mystery of how I'm gonna play this one.
Ooh.
You never know.
Oh, it's so fucking cool.
Why didn't ever should try Seratops?
I think they've been way cooler than a T-Rex.
For real, yeah.
Is there gay? No, there not.
Why don't you show us some gameplay?
Okay, thank you.
I don't know what to think about this. I mean a remake of a game the last one came
out a million years ago like I play this but I'm just kind of I hope it's good
and right now I'm excited to share with you the debut game from Octopus Panic
a seven-person independent studio founded by veterans of the Halo and
battlefield franchises it's a new co-op action game that launches later this
year let's check it out what do it be the perfect worker no because it's a robot
loyal obedient tireless oh yeah yeah true red to serve I thought we stopped
doing that
Oh
All right, grab pounds welcome to the other side of the galaxy
She's the dog
The upgrade or wiped out
So
Each dog is a different, um...
Each dog is a different class.
That's smart.
Like the Pitbull, like, does the most damage.
Like always has full like rage energy
The pudd you can only keep on the field for 30 seconds because it dies from a heart attack afterwards
That's good
Wow grab hounds
You know somebody in the chat said you should put a box for a furry game and I said there's no way they're gonna make a furry game
Well, it looks like I'm retarded
Look, did I just bark at O and L?
Yes, I did.
That looks awesome.
And this next time we're about to come to the studio
known for being a world class city building
and management game.
But this one, they're bringing that expertise and passion
into an entirely new setting, inviting players
to do this game for everything just likes.
I can tell.
Built and campaigned and game.
Is this like Legos?
Miss Lager?
The villain in the game is Bricks and Manyfigs.
They're gonna steal that house.
It's their house.
Oh wow!
You built that fire engine?
You mean our fire engine?
stop it for a fake yeah lego sky wise okay Wild West wait this is a train
game
Oh wow.
Well, at least that one didn't last for a long time.
I'm not...
I'm not feeling good about this.
I'm really...
I'm super worried. This is a game for millennials. I'm really scared
So what is this like hell divers if your parents won't buy you an unrated video game?
What is this?
Okay, you can make pipes, you sure?
I just said...
That purple thing guys like I'm gonna be real like that purple thing really is weird
isn't it about how there's so many of these games that are purple and then
they have like they're like weird but I don't know what's going on
oh it's like gladiator, okay, Coliseum.
Let's turn on the hose.
Isometric? Oh! Wait, what?
Yo.
It's the Gladiator, I'm assuming, right?
Like, probably, like, I wonder, I wonder what they're showing here.
Okay.
The sword? Yeah.
So, where's Cyclone?
Show me Cyclone, so I can hit one button and beat the whole thing.
That's cool.
I only got to level 96 or 97 this week.
My buddy got all the way to 100.
I couldn't do it though.
I will take what I'm owed.
Damn.
I'm actually waiting for Legis Fire.
But my build now is like it's so good that, I mean I can off screen T16 maps, right?
So it's like what the fuck.
There was some big news for ONL.
Path of Exile 2 1.0 is coming on December 11th from grinding gear games.
It's a really good game.
It's the best ARPG.
the reveal of a classic remake. It's a turn-based strategy game that was first released in 1999.
Now, beautifully reborn in 3D and faithfully modernized. It is time to journey back to Eirathea.
Command mighty heroes, build spectacular towns, and lead fantastic armies into epic tactical
battles once again. Ubisoft presents Heroes of Might and Magic 3 Remake.
Ubisoft is actually doubling down on every single game they remade.
They're actually doing...
Wait, I was just joking around, but like...
I mean, this looks fucking amazing.
Was that Joan Hart?
Okay.
I never played this.
One of the greatest strategy games faithfully remade.
Fuck me.
Oh
I mean
I don't know man, I don't know about this one
It does actually you're right, you know, this is like an AI generated game
probably because they I was trained off of games that look like this heroes that
remind me of Ray Shadow Legends
after Manhattan okay it's a crazy crossover
yeah I don't know I never played the original so
So I don't have a lot of nostalgia.
Now let's talk about Gamescom Cares,
our platform at Gamescom dedicated to projects that give back.
This year, we're putting the following topic in the spotlight.
The unique power of the games community
to be a force for good and drive real change.
Like what?
Please join me in welcoming a special guest
who knows this firsthand, co-owner and business
director, Ashley Farkas of Games Done Quick.
What is this?
Hello, Ashley.
Welcome to Gamescom ONL.
So, tell us about Gamescom Quick.
Yeah, thanks, Shox.
So, Gamescom Quick is all about playing games as fast as possible.
Oh! I thought I was doing it slowly.
At every event, we bring together speedrunners from all around the world
to showcase incredible runs and race millions for charity.
Yeah.
I'm thrilled to be in Europe for the first time right here at Gamescom.
Every donation and sponsorship from the community and our partners goes directly to Game for
Democracy, an initiative that supports social engagement and democratic values through gaming
culture.
Democratic values.
And since 2010, Games Unquick has raised over $60 million for charity, right?
Absolutely amazing.
That's a lot of money.
a great example of how gaming can give back.
Ashley, why do you think it is that the gaming community
has such a special power to be a force for good
and drive change?
Because they don't go outside and spend
their money in clubs.
I think games create a space where people show up
as their authentic selves.
And they connect with others who share those same passions.
They used to, but then we got banned for doing that.
That's the community and shared purpose
is the foundation for everything.
This empowers the community and helps players advocate
great projects like supporting democratic values, healthcare, and global humanitarian aid.
Can't agree with you more, but how can this special power be used even more in the future
so that we feel empowered to speak up for what's right?
Yeah, we believe that the gaming community should recognize just how powerful it already is.
Organizations like the United Nations already do, and as organizers, it's our responsibility
to create meaningful opportunities through community fundraising, local events, or creator
collaborations. We're always looking for new ways to connect gaming with causes that matter,
and our goal is turning our passion into change that lasts beyond the games we play.
Thanks, Karen. Let's wrap it up now.
Are there any more examples right here at Gamescom?
Absolutely. There are so many for everyone to see and participate in this week. From
Charity streams like loot for the world to light the world and the gamescom forest
Just name a few life lolly wait. What the fuck mean communities together to create a real world difference
So right Ashley. There's also green peas life. Lily. That's a stumps a spender that's high
Frontera joining this community to be a force for good. Thank you so much for joining us Ashley
I hope you have an amazing event right here at games come and of course go check out all these great initiatives
Happening here at games come cares on our website. Well if games comes cares, so that least makes one of us
Thank you shocks and Ashley last year a teacher. I sure don't excited
Let's get back to the actual content neon giant great from the small team behind the ascent
No law is an immersive open-world
Holy fuck G set in the cyber grunge city of port desire and tonight
FPS RPG a new look at the game FPS RPG let me see this
I'm sorry
Hello, I'm gonna turn it up
Why would shooting at the lights make sense if you're using a gun right behind the guy?
Because wouldn't the guy hear the gun?
Whatever.
Couldn't you just shoot the guy?
See, this is what's gonna happen.
All the Chinese Roombas one day are gonna explode,
and that's how they're gonna defeat America.
at the same time they're gonna do it on 9-11
wait what about this is in MMO
That's the guy.
No law.
Like after it, what was that other game that looked like this?
Like, I mean that looks cool but like, I don't know.
Linesite?
No, there's another one, right?
What is this?
Is this a new expansion for High Guard?
This is a new video game
Project Zeta
More like project beta
Looked like garbage just cancel that game just cancel it now
Turn it off
Trust over that might be that I'm already manifesting the combo. Oh, that's
The world has stopped breathing.
The time has passed, and the four of us have passed through time.
The future of the future is near.
The hope they have given us is...
...the power of a giant or a group.
It has been transmitted.
Uh-oh.
I
Was like wait, there's no way they would do that race
It's a black matter. I was like, I just put the word in I was like you can't call them demons bro like this races
What's wrong with you I mean it's looks great but like what's the game is there a game here
is it just the trailer it's just a trailer I mean that's great that's super cool but
like she's the trailer from frictionals in Malmo Sweden the spiritual successor to
Christ, get it together, bro. I know.
...the incredible Stellan Skarsgard.
Now we've got your first look at gameplay.
As the protagonist comes across a horrific experiment
where a body's consciousness has been transferred to a server of rats.
It's one of the many experiments in the game.
Narrative puzzles where moral choices affect the outcomes of the mission,
as well as the rest of the narrative.
That seems deranged. I like that.
When I was five years old, I was very sick.
Yeah?
but somehow my dad did the impossible whatever that miracle was
it pushed him away from us this looks good crumby do you hear me
what a caution crumb's experiments can be active right now delicate style
hey please i need to talk to you
Yeah, you see those all the time down down oh
It's miskiss viewers
Yeah, what else?
I think this is really cool, by the way.
I like this a lot.
That's super, super cool.
What's this?
Spawn Jeff's after going? Yeah, he's like, I heard he's like a YouTube guy, right?
A guy just like YouTube or something?
Inscription?
Okay.
I feel like this is almost racist.
It's just...
I don't know, like...
It's just...
The way the characters look, like, I don't know.
This is a video game?
It seems stupid enough that I might try it on screen, but I don't know if I've ever
played on my own.
What a wild trailer from Daniel Mullins up in Vancouver, Canada.
Creator of inscription.
That was...
Oh, it's in Canada.
What a surprise.
Oh, it's in Canada.
What a surprise.
Describe as the voyage through time, myth, divinity, and video games.
Wow.
time for some animal combat. Animal combat? We need to have a cost fighting game.
I don't think that's fair. It's unbalanced as fuck. Yeah, what do you mean?
Marmot and Otter bosses to witness the wild world of zoo pump. Maybe this should add a favorite boss in for
Never mind
Ready
Let's go save the world. Okay. No, I'm gonna smash this rotten world into pieces
Honestly, that's what this is what happy from Star Wars should have been
You know
Guys I hate to say it, but I think the furries cooked on this one. This looks really cool
Yeah, this actually looks like a really good video game
And it's Colot? Yeah, I uh, I gotta say I think this looks really great.
punk I guess it's another I like it I'm gonna play that I'm sorry I'm gonna play
That's so cool
That Katie is your likeness shut the fuck up
Who the fuck plays this who plays this garbage
Like I
but what the fuck I don't know I don't know anybody that actually plays a game
like this women know I don't think women play this they're playing candy
crusher league of legends dude what is this oh no look at all those awards
It's probably going to be retarded.
That was a new look at There Are No Ghosts at the Grand, a musical horror renovation
game from Bristol, England based Friday, Sunday.
We have some big reveals still to come, but first the announcement of a new game set in
a vibrant world with amazing creatures.
This is Roco Kingdom, a new open world multiplayer creature collecting RPG.
Wait, POW WORLD!
It's like POW WORLD, guys!
Holy shit!
I love how POW WORLD comes out!
And like now everybody's like, okay it's okay to do this now!
Oh didn't they steal that whale from Pokemon?
Oh, this is a game showing about how, yeah, war against Japan, yeah, I hear in China one
One of the main things that you learned is about all the bad things that Japan did.
So this is like, this is a big deal for them.
Yeah.
Yeah, they really don't get along.
Damn.
Damn! We are the Great Wall built with flesh and blood. We are the Defiant.
Man, actual probably propaganda game.
I might play it just for the meme.
Uh-huh
Okay, it's just a QE to
Who do not be afraid
Very cool
What the fuck?
This looks like a...
Yeah, I don't know about this.
I don't know about this, guys.
Give me that, I'll use the bathroom.
The fraction game?
I was honest, get the knife
I would fall, in a low way, at my best
Let the dice, to the right
This is my, that's my fight
Tucked up hearts, my, the best
This is my, the best
This is my, the best
This is my, broken death
We live by, my brain
Traumatizing, as we live
It's not like that, it's a mess
Take the pain, take the bone
All the tears, I was honest
Closed out summer game fest with an epic reveal, please join me in welcoming to the stage my good friend the final fantasy 7
Renake series director. Naoki. I'm a Gucci. What do I miss?
On this grant that power six wait, what? Oh, man
Oh, Jesus dude
Hello, everyone!
My name is Naoki Hamaguchi.
Oh, he says hello, everyone.
I'm director of Final Fantasy 7.
Thank you, thank you.
It's great to be back at the Gamescom
to give you a green pass or my team is working.
What will you see in this brand new exclusive trailer,
so-called weapons, massive creatures that Cloud and his team of legendary heroes will
face in the final chapter of their epic journey. Final Fantasy VII Revolution will deliver a
forgettable experience in the world without pandakas. And will be available PlayStation
Nintendo C2, Xbox's XS, and PC in Spring, 2027.
Yes.
Okay.
All right.
It's on PC.
Translate.
They're making a new one and it's going to be everywhere.
Thank you so much for all your support and excitement.
I mean, I tried to talk to you, but yeah, the English is kind of funny, but I can't
speak Japanese at all, right?
I can't be... it's amusing, but at the same time I'm trying to make people feel a bit about it.
Especially to go up on stage, speak in language, not in native language.
All things considered, this is a good job.
You know I never played Final Fantasy VII. I never ditched.
So this is the last one, right?
How? I bought a used version and only had the second disc.
So I hated the game.
You said weapons are part of the planet's life.
The planet sees us as another threat to our well-being.
You're right, police.
What happened?
You call them planetary warriors.
Oh.
But I call them weapons of mass destruction.
Oh, I've heard that.
Ultima Weapon!
Oh
That's kind of crazy
Damn
Chocobos
Taking down weapons hunting materia way overdue for a day off
Once we've got a future to fight for, nothing will stop us.
Ready? Aim! Fire!
Is the guy that runs the ship in that game called SID 2?
Finish this together.
I have no idea.
He is? That's good. I was curious.
Cool
Final Fantasy 7 revelation looks truly always
The game comes out next spring for all platforms at the same time great
All right, we have a great game for you tonight at O and L an update on a legendary
RPG franchise that won game of the year at the game Awards way back in 2015. Oh
This is Witcher
Okay
There it is!
That's the end of the ass of the fuckers.
That's the main one.
Top of the fucker.
Wait, there's a rebath waiting for us?
Yo, what the fuck?
Wait, what?
What if...
I...
Yeah, he didn't really do much at anything, did he?
He didn't really do much of anything, did he?
Oh my god.
Let's hurry, Witcher.
You can't just step off the pan.
Oh my god.
I thought this was just gonna be an expansion, bro.
Like, it's free for everybody.
Bro.
Wait, that's it?
Yo, that's in a month?
This shit comes out in a month?
See?
Jesus.
Oh.
Okay, hold on.
Not free.
You're not afraid.
This is the new one.
I didn't say I was afraid.
I'm so scared.
I'm not afraid.
I don't even know what that means.
I'm gonna see you live a truth of letting this be your truth.
Oh no.
It's a female lesion.
God, you're gonna lose blood.
Yeah, this is the new...
So you'll give it blood.
Oh no.
God damn, bro.
So this is I bet this is how they're gonna tie in with fucking series
Bro like what that like the fact that they're making a whole new one. That's right. How about that three up
We make three months. Well joining us to talk all about the Witcher 3 news
Please welcome the level design lead from CD project red in a month
So does the expansion come out in a month?
All right, Miles, you brought that out of the expansion release.
It's really a free remastered.
This is definitely a surprise.
And it's coming out in just a month, September 29th.
Next year.
OK, I'm going to start it.
OK, I got it.
Switch to and even battle that.
Lots of features in that trailer.
Tell us which ones stand out the most to you.
Oh, well.
So you can tell that the team definitely
poured their hearts into this.
All of the talent trees.
It's a huge privilege for me to stand here.
I didn't like the original talent trees.
guys. Secondly, features, right? So, my favorite one is the visuals. That's new
textures, they did rendering, advanced path tracing, foliage, you name it.
Geralt has never looked as good even after all those years of retirement. And then
the other thing definitely combat. It's more modern, smooth and precise. We
updated camera, the targeting system, you know, added new animations and what
I like a lot new finishers
Okay, cool one which is reason full fleshed RPG RPG, right?
So we completely revamped the ability system to give players more options. Exactly. Yeah
Well, it's a lot of stuff. It was so formulaic the way
Let's move on now to songs of the past which is a wild idea above itself a new expansion for an 11 year old
Game what the fuck what inspired you guys to build this well, they have to through what you're for
So, we had this idea for one more story with Geralt for a while, but we couldn't quite figure
out how to fit it into our busy schedules, right?
Luckily, our friends from Fool's Theory came around and they hired a bunch of old veteran
Witcher 3 developers, including my mentor, Peter Janisier, and I, you know, here we
are today.
Wow.
Well, that's so cool.
you mentioned obviously awesome back but he has a new weapon it looks like in the
trailer so the chain the yeah yeah so this is girls last adventure before we
pass the torch on to Siri and we want to go out with a bang so this chain is a
weapon that is new in the game but many people perhaps hardcore Witcher fans
will realize that this is a weapon we first showed in the Witcher 1 intro
And we will talk about that and many more things here at Gamescom
So please kindly come by our booth or watch our red streams that will happen every day
That's right. I know you have an extended demo that these fans will get to see at the booth
Shit, tell us a bit about you know, everyone wants to know the content of the expansion the new region Latin
Who inhabits it what lurks below the surface?
So Latin is a whole new unique region that has a unique identity like the other regions in the game
It is filled with quests, you know, new monsters, adventures and exploration, just like the things
that Witcher fans love, but it's an almost uncannily idyllic place that however has a dark secret lurking
just underneath the surface and as it is a Witcher game, this kind of secret requires a true
professional Witcher to solve. Sure. Good thing we got one of those. All right, well I imagine
we can expect all the upgrades. I'm really curious about the combat updates. I'm super
curious about that. Absolutely, yes. All right, awesome. Well, I love the idea that you guys
are doing this. And one last thing I want to ask you about, you have some news for people
about the other expansions as well, right? Yes. So this is super cool. It's free, right?
I can say today that tonight, both of our previous expansions, Hearts of Stone and
blood and wine will be free for everyone who owns the base game and this is a
great opportunity for yeah right
just giving away all the free stuff tonight
it's the coolest part of the job I guess so and this marks a great opportunity for
people who have perhaps only to jump in with the improvements I already bought
them so this is better to me but like stuff for free before we ship the
The board and line is like insanely good.
Wow.
Like shockingly good.
A lot of amazing Witcher news today.
Thank you very much, Miles, for joining us and we'll see you at the booth.
Thank you.
All right.
Miles, we'll see you at the PR.
That's right.
There's like a whole new zone in the game.
All right.
And that is going to do it for O&L 2026, but that's just the start of Gamescom
week to stay tuned for new information updates throughout the weekend.
And of course, we will see you again on December 10th, live in Los Angeles
for the Game Awards 2026, where we will celebrate the best of the year, crazy year and see what's
next with a lot of brand new game announcements and surprises from the world's top game
development studios. It's been another great opening night live. And before we go, of course,
we're going to bring out my incredible co-host tonight, Shox. Come on back out, Shox.
Thank you so much for having me.
Welcome to high guard bro like in five years people are still gonna bring that up
Oh like a total remaster of witchers for me
What the fuck?
All right, goodnight everybody
God damn
That's in it's fucking free. Oh my god
Wow, no blackfish? No, they haven't yet.
So the man's not serious being protagonist.
I think people like series an example of like where the female protagonist makes sense,
but because there's been a lot of other instances where they did it that was weird,
people kind of, it's like a false positive, right?
Like I anybody played the Witcher knows that like this is like clearly what was happening, right?
Now I'm not saying that like I mean I personally would rather keep playing with Geralt like that's my honest opinion, but like I
Don't really care that much about it as long as the story is good, etc
So if I had to rate this show, I think this shit was a nine, bro
I this is actually one of the this is one of the best shows like they locked in some
Insanely fucking good trailers two new IPs from Hoyoverse was fucking insane man
Like looking at some of this like if I just go back and look at like let me let me just go like I mean this one dude
Like just this random. Oh, no, not this one. Oh, wait, let me let me go back and find it where they'll let go
Is that it? I don't even think that's it. I'm trying to find it. Give me a second
Yeah, this one like this is just no who takes sucking a pacifier
Yeah, I mean like this is just fucking insane. I
Don't even know what to say yet. No, it was what there's one moment before this
It was a it was so boring bro like way what like what are you retarded like no man?
Like this show is insanely good like the opening game like this one like
like, what the fuck man? Like, so Hoyover Space, is this the new meta that like Shift
Up did this to with Stower Blade, where it's like you just extract a bunch of money from
like fucking gotcha addicts, and then you use that money to just make a really good
video game? Like, I mean, is this the new meta, right? It's like you just, you know,
take all of their money and all of their power and then just, you know, put it into
this. I heard it's an MMO. I think it's a co-op. I think it has like Monster Hunter, like MMO light
features. I think that's kind of what's going on, but I'm not really sure. Grandbood did that too.
They did. They've done that. Other developers are starting to do that too. And I think that's
honestly, that's a good thing because it introduces people. There's like a symbiotic,
you know, like where people will play the gotchas after that because they're like,
oh, I know this dev. They made that one game that I really like, right? So like,
I think it's a super super good idea and just overall like these games like really I mean e-day looked really good
Anato looked really good the dialogue. I think they need to kind of clean it up
It's a little bit cringe
This game like again anytime I see actors being introduced with a video game and it's not being made by Kojima
My guardrails are already very up this sea of remnants game was like really hit and miss with me
Like some of the gameplay was incredible, but then it had like this weird turn-based stuff
And it's like how do you have really great ship combat?
But you also have this turn-based like, you know mobile game gameplay
It was like super super like the dissonance there was like super weird
This one crimson desert as I says my game of the year. It's amazing
The tides of annihilation. I've been like super positive about ever since the beginning. I mean like I've said this many times
times
this game looks like it got funded by taxpayers
uh... this i mean mega man i'd i haven't played megaman since playstation one i
probably should again
uh... let's see all the rayman thing like that's cool
but like i mean i don't know this
i i don't know really
like i mean it did things that hit in nineteen ninety nine
might not make the same impact today right and i'm just saying in general
uh... the control game it looked fucking amazing
the uh... once human
like i i did like by the way this thing does look just that's correct
that looks a lot like me without what with glasses on
that looks crazy crazy like me
that's nuts
i don't know if it is right
but uh... it does look a lot like i do
and uh... it's one one yet does
so uh... what i played once human a lot when it came out by the way like i
was a huge fan of the game
oh yeah this pub g thing it looked like an extraction game like that's okay
uh... this one is this was thinking about that that's control that looked
really good i'm gonna play that
and that the game of thrones war on west row so that go a slop
uh... let's see besides that
the only thing that's cool is you could play maybe as the uh... as the night
king
uh... let's see besides this uh... that one look okay
this game looks really really good but like the squid in the suit like i'm
actually
it's good to see games that are coming out like you know you have a lot of souls like games
i think that you haven't had a lot of bio shock or mass effect like games
and it seems like now the technology for it
to be able to make a game like that at scale at a double a level
seems like it's possible
which is really cool so i think that we can see some good games coming out like
that too
because i think there was this game it's like the exodus in the expanse like i
keep confusing the two games
but like they are different games but they're kind of the same
This this warlock game to me
I feel like this game if it wasn't for the very cool like spell interactions
I would call this game forespoken to I would like just the way it plays and everything like you look at the combat
Like there's there's not the annoying quips and like the obnoxious like main main character
And so like she's just basically just sitting there doing nothing. We're all folks so cringe. It just doesn't look
The game doesn't look like it has the juice like it's just really like I mean I
Compare like the way I felt like whenever I first started playing neo 3 and like you you go up up the hill
And you like you look over this whole thing and the same the giant blood moon thing and everything like I mean
That's kind of like the feeling that you're supposed to have whenever you go into like an environment like this
I just don't really get that with this game. I think it's like kind of not no no not the Jews
Surprisingly, it's not the Jews this time. It's actually not. I mean, like it doesn't have the energy that I think that it needs in order for it to inspire me to be excited about playing it, right?
But yeah, I mean like this game is probably one of the ones that I'm I'm not I'm like super
Like this so this is the only reason like I saw this this gameplay and I was like oh, this is actually really really cool
So whenever she was able to like I think this is it right and she's able to like root the guys thing in the ground
With like a spell effect. I've never seen a I've actually like I've played a million games, right?
I haven't played every game like this people played more than maybe I played you know a lot. I've never seen
Anybody be able to do I've never seen this ever used in a video game before and I do genuinely think that like the
Environmental interactions of this game are like really really good, but the combat the graphics the everything else is like
It's you know, it's it's weird right where it's like there's one thing that's like super good, but everything else is weird
Let's see, besides that, this game looked like, I mean, I think that a lot of people are really looking forward to, maybe I'm just speaking for myself, but I'm really looking forward to whenever Middle Eastern studios and Indian studios have like the capital and the resources to really deliver on a game that is a faithful recreation of what their culture is, the same as we had with Wukong or, you know, we had with God of War back in the day, right?
Right like I'm really excited and looking forward to that. I don't think that's gonna be this game
There's something about this. It just it doesn't like if I look at it. It just looks kind of um
I don't want to say the word is cheap, but it doesn't look like whenever we saw wukong for the first time
This was like a paradigm shift. This was like, okay
China is now a player in the video game game, right?
They're now a player in the game. This is just simply not there. It's not. It's
bland. If there's just something about it that to me it just didn't really get me.
It's too cartoony. Yeah, it had like that weird like there's a there's a certain
like it's a dragon veil slop quality to it that I just notice and it has to
do with the textures. It has to do with the colors and it just feels like
like it's like the stylization it just reminds me a lot of almost like um like it's like
an AI like you know grok generate video game right you know it's and that's just that's
the way I feel about it now it could play very well and it could be a great game right
so I'm gonna play this game when it comes out don't get me wrong but I'm just not
expecting this to have the same level of like you know uh cultural validation that's
something like Wukong had for an entire region.
Because it's very obvious that like after Wukong came out,
every developer in China was like, wait a minute,
oh actually, yeah, we can do this.
So I don't think this is gonna be that game,
but I think that there will be a game in the future
that in the Middle East and also in India,
I think that these are the two really big emerging,
South America is gonna be pretty far behind
just because of a lot of reasons, honestly.
but uh... you know number one economically
i think i think we'll get a really cool south american game but it probably
won't be for like maybe
ten or fifteen years and if we do it'll probably be something comes out of
brazil
really really excited to see that but i don't think we're as close to it as
we are with somewhere like india
or like with the middle east i think middle east is uh... you know trying to
manufacture that influence
india's obviously you know it
there's a lot of people that are into tech in india i think they're going
to be able to do it right
india in a lot of places is a shithole but in a lot of other places it's not
you've got to remember there's over a billion people in india
so i think that it's only a matter of time until india india hits a w
and also the middle east hits a w
especially with how much they're trying to reorient their
economy and their entire culture around being an international travel hub
so yeah that's it india won't do shit
well i wouldn't use
india won't do you mean india won't make a good video game i think
That's probably more accurate in this instance, but yes anyway, so this game which one was this was this silver palace
Yes, silver palace. We looked at silver palace. We played it. I'm obviously going to play this game
Every new gotcha game that comes out. I just view it as a new video game. I
Excuse me. I play it. I 100% the map usually I like doing this whenever I'm on calls with people
I run around I collect boxes. I solve puzzles made for mentally ill sixth grade girls and
And, you know, it's a nice little thing to do.
So anyway, Farnmuth, it's just, I'm talking a lot, okay?
Like, it's just, you know, I'm going through a lot of things, so just be patient, okay?
And anyway, so easy puzzles.
Yes, easy puzzles.
This game, some of the ways that the mechanics flow together, I think are kind of problematic.
Like, for example, revealing imposters,
that's not what you're doing in the game,
but like just, you know, for sake of conversation,
revealing imposters in the environment, in Silver Palace,
it feels like very...
There's like a lot of friction there in my mind,
and it doesn't feel as good as just going
to a pack of monsters in Wuthering Waves,
or, you know, I don't remember playing Genshin Impact,
but like, you know, moving over
to these different environments,
or like Dragon Sword Awakening.
Like it doesn't have that feel to it, it's annoying.
But I mean, this is a game too,
like one thing that's really interesting
about Silver Palace is that it's a gotcha game
that actually doesn't play that hard
on over-sexualizing its characters,
but it still has elements that are sensual,
if that makes sense.
I know it's kind of cringe or weird to say,
but I do think it's worth considering
and worth mentioning and acknowledging,
considering like how things have changed
with the gotcha environment, right?
So there's definitely that.
I'm excited for that game, for sure.
LOL, OK.
Well, what I mean by that is that they're
putting the girl's shoes on, and she's wearing socks.
That's what I'm really trying to say.
So anyway, and I hate, by the way, I'm not a feet guy.
I think it's so disgusting.
It's so weird.
But I recognize that there's a lot of weirdos out there,
OK?
So this game, this Monster Hunter game,
I don't know what to expect with this.
I think this is like a mobile game or something, right?
So, like, it just didn't really look that exciting.
Metro, I feel like, is probably the game that,
like, I mean, as I said before, like, this is,
like, I mean, this is just like, I mean, oh, wow,
look at this, it's a video game
that's made for me, the target audience, right?
Like, this is, I mean, fucking exactly what I want to play.
Like, every video game that would come out like this,
that had like, this like, remember back Red Faction 2
when it came out?
Of course you're gonna play Red Faction 2.
remember when halo came out of course in a play with yours or comes out of
course in what years or
every chud that grew up playing those games as now got no older they're
balding just like the two guys that are on fucking stage there
and uh... they want to play this one to like i'm gonna i'm so excited i'm
actually i'm thinking about going in playing the the second most recent
uh... installment of metro
in anticipation for this
like i'm gonna try to finish uh... well let me let me get to which are
I'll talk to that. So it's just a lot of games to play though, right? And I only have so many
hours in the day. And I really like, like for me, I don't want to go too far into this because
I, there's a lot more that we need to get into today. But like to me, I have a, like, I have a
hard time learning video games. Like for me, the hardest part of a video game is always
the beginning of the game, even if the bosses at the end are super hard. Because like understanding
how every piece fits together, like you know, orienting the systems and like putting the puzzle
together, that's the hardest part for me. But then once I get it, I can master it really easily.
So it's just understanding that, right? We know, shut the fuck up. But like, yeah. And you do
know, because like usually at the beginning, I'll play like a retard, I'll play it for a
few days. And then I'll have like, I'll figure out some way to beat the game at super
easy and it's like that's it it's done right this game was fucking retarded okay
let's go next oh this is the hit man thing actually not that wasn't retarded
it's just something I'm not interested in this one here a on two like I am I am
totally out on Korean on Korean almost I am I think that they all look the same
like you could tell me this is thrown in liberty a new lost Ark expansion a on
to or whatever the other one was lineage whatever the hell it is and I would just be like yeah of
course it is they all look the same they all play basically the same and lost arc was amazing as an
isometric arpg but and I still think that vaulton is the best isometric boss fight I've ever done
and I don't think anything even in poe2 comes close to that I really think it was that good
That being said, this is not the same thing, but the combat and the way that these bosses look,
this looks good enough to where I want to try it, but I'm just really afraid that actually playing
the game is going to look awful. So who knows, but you can't see how the Korean ones look the
same. All the Korean video games look the same, okay? I would never say anything else. That'd
to be horrible. This game, this is like, it's like the Mad Max, like, uh, it, like this looks really,
really cool. And I like the, uh, the idea of like, oh, it's like a fall in America or something
like that. Like that's really, really cool idea. I don't know whether this is going to be good or
not. It's like, this is a premise that could be interesting, but I think that people have
poisoned the well with making like post-apocalyptic American games that have political
ramifications because of just like how
Like bad they are and like immature. They are with telling political stories nowadays
I think that a lot of people are kind of afraid this is gonna just be like, you know and Tifa slop
but you know, I'd at least I'd be willing to get this game a try at least so far and
Let's see beside. Okay. This is literally just a game for girls. Nobody cares. Let's move past that
Okay, no the Mugenics thing that was that was a little bit odd, but whatever who cares
This game. Oh, yeah. Yeah, the Amsterdam game the demo was just like what's really annoying about this game is that?
The idea of a coven of witches coven of witches in like what was it like?
1666 in Amsterdam, Germany like what an amazing awesome setting right what a super cool
Really awesome setting, but it just doesn't look like I think everybody whenever the trailer came out was like
Amsterdam was in Germany. Oh, I'm a fucking idiot. Sorry did that the ones. Yeah, um, so
Amsterdam's new Amsterdam fucking thinking about some other shit. Yeah, no, you're right because you know fucking new Amsterdam was settled by the
Okay. Yeah, I guess that's it's a fucking okay. Look guys. All right. I'm a fucking American. All right guys
What the fuck is a kilometer?
All right, you all of you you try and think I'm stupid. Yeah, everybody all y'all know where Texas is
I don't even know where Amsterdam is
So I don't want to hear about it at public school. It's not public school. It's just about relevance
Just relevance. That's all
So anyway, I don't want to get into that too much. Right? It's whatever. What's your problem, man?
I'm sorry. So anyway, um, okay
So this game, this is a game that should be a W, but based off of the way it seems like it's designed. It's an L
I hope that they're able to take the feedback from the demo and improve the game because this is this is one of those things
Where it's like everybody says like oh people hate video games like girl characters
I feel like everybody wants to like this game people like the concept of this game
This is a really good idea, but it just feels like it's not really being executed in a way
That's like fun, right? I mean straight up. It's just probably not fun to play
So let me see here. All right next
New Amsterdam this game. Oh, yeah, show American story. I mean again
I've been super excited about this game ever since the first trailer this trailer in my opinion
It is actually not even as unhinged just the first one
the like wow, right, I mean like
Like, that's crazy.
Like and this was really, really funny.
Like she's running around with the American flag.
They like salute him and it's an execution attack.
Like this is really, really funny.
So I can't wait to play this.
I think it's gonna be super fun.
Wow, what?
Yeah, exactly, right?
And let's see here, Shohtro is third best.
Yeah, yeah, no doubt.
This is, as I said, I don't care about, you know, simulator names.
whatever. Let me scroll down and see if there's any more of these. This is the
random Gamescom trailer for itself. Wow, they made a new version of Guitar Hero
and it's called Rock or, you know, fucking Stage Hero or something. Crazy taxi. I
just, again, like I... Here's the truth. I think Forza looks a lot better than this
game and because Forza's open world functionality and just what it can do,
I think there's like this game seems like it's almost
Not incomplete, but it's been made irrelevant by forza
Like it's like it's obsolete. That's the word. I'm thinking of like forza in my opinion
Like the quality of the game it just feels like it makes something like that look obsolete
But you know again, I haven't played it. So I don't know
You know, Turok, I like the idea that they're going with like a Mesoamerican Aztec vibe
to Turok.
I never played any of the old ones.
I don't know if that's the way the old ones work too, but I always thought that was a
really cool, like there was this, there was this one game that I played whenever
I was a kid.
It was called Inca and it had, it was the only game that I ever saw that I ever
early played that had a really great combination of like, you know, like Mayan futurism and other
types of fucking, you know, like all the basically all it's like these are games like if everything
from ancient aliens was real, right? I think that's a really, really cool setting. That's
an awesome badass setting. I hope they lean into that. I do. I hope they lean into that
because I think that's super cool. This to me, the dog game is just retarded. I
I don't really have any interest in this.
It's just, I don't really care about that.
It's just dumb.
Let's see, this one here, nobody cares about Lego.
Let's see, besides that.
Oh, the transport game.
This is some like budget helldivers.
I don't care about that.
Let's see here.
Oh yeah, I mean, obviously, POE2, you know, it starts off.
So they're adding the Gladiator and a sword.
We still haven't seen Cyclone.
I don't know if they're waiting to do Cyclone
with a two-handed sword or something.
like I'm not really sure, but I feel like Cyclone is like one of the, I think that PoE, like this is something with PoE 2 that I'm not really even sure if it's true.
But I think PoE 2 is afraid to add Cyclone, and they're afraid to add Righteous Fire into the game, because they're worried that it will make people play the game the way they play PoE 1, which is zero interaction with any type of game design at all.
I
Think that's I think that's it dude. It's there was was that it? I mean oh
I
In my mind, I'm expecting to see cyclone exactly the way it was in pewee 2
Yeah, okay. They are okay. They are adding it
I'll be very curious to see what happens or is it a Pee Wee One?
Okay, so let me see here. What's the rest of these?
So I want to see Righteous Fire then still. Are you retarded?
No, the thing is that you've got to keep in mind whenever I'm streaming, I'm reading like probably over a thousand messages a minute.
I'm talking at the same time and I'm looking at what I'm seeing.
I'm going to have brain farts. I'm going to have mistakes.
It's just what's gonna happen straight up like yeah
It's just what's gonna happen like I just
There's a lot as a lot going on
So I'm I'm reading everything doing everything etc. So yeah, just get used to it guys
Sorry to say anyway
But I do think that POE has been afraid to do that and the reason why I think so is that I think they're worried that
that things like Cyclone for example or like Righteous Fire will make it to where the game
becomes one-button gameplay the same as P.O.E.1 did and I think that they've tried a lot to
prevent that from happening so I'll be curious to see how they add this into the game and
to see if it actually just does trivialize it as much as it does.
But I think also like maybe it's just me but like you can already trivialize P.O.E.2
like that anyway it's just usually most of the abilities you have to do that you
You have to actually stop to cast them rather than what's really good about Cyclone and Righteous
Fire is that you can move and cast them, right?
Which is what makes them special.
So yeah, zero buttons on my monkey build.
Oh yeah, that's true.
But like there's the goal on build too, right?
But like yeah, I guess it's the same thing.
Nobody wants to press more buttons.
I think that, so this is my opinion about P.O.E. is that I think that they should recalibrate
the game to make, to like add in like P.O.E. to the best thing about, let's actually like,
I mean again, I think bosses should have more complexity to them. They absolutely should
because it makes them more interesting. General map farming and clearing I don't think really
should that's my just very very top you know like fucking you know a bridge
version of what my opinion is right most people just want one button builds I
don't think most people want one button builds but if one button builds exist
everybody will play them it's like one of those things where like you're giving
players what they want but not what they need and it ends up making the
game experience worse even though that's what the players are asking for so I
I don't know really like I'm not sure right
But I don't want to get into just pewee this game right here
Heroes of might and magic or something like that. Um, this to me is like
I never played heroes of might and magic
So I I don't really have an opinion on it. It doesn't really look interesting to me
It just it doesn't like I I look at this photo here
And again, this looks like an AI generated video game
In a bad way, right? It just nothing about this is appealing to me
Let's see besides that. What's the what was this game? Oh?
You know it's the same one. Okay. I thought it was a different game. Okay, and this was some HR meeting
They did give me a minute. Let me just go through that the old one almost looks better
Yeah
This game the like I think that there's a lot of video games now that are trying to
they're trying to capture the magic of a game that's like Cyberpunk 2077 and
Game of not Game of Thrones of Grand Theft Auto and I feel like like mines I tried
to do this there was another game that also tried to do this every single one
of them so far has been kind of bad this one hopefully is good I think that
we all want one of these games to be good so again I'm not gonna try to be
negative about it. But I'm also coming at it from a perspective of like, okay, these games have had
basically a zero success rate. So, you know, hopefully this one's good, but I'm not holding my
breath, right? So, OGDSX, yeah, I never played that game. So like, I don't have the context. But
like, yeah, I mean, this is, I think a lot of people want to play a game like this. This
literally just looks like just, I mean, this is, this might be the newest entry into the Concord
trilogy or the concord timeline I'm not sure yet but I feel like it might be the
new this is the new concord you guys see what I'm saying I mean holy fuck
guys I'll play it out just for a minute
It looks so bad. Yeah. It's a worse version of Smite. Yeah, it does. It looks like a,
like a worse version of Smite. Yeah. This is the kind of game you probably should just
cancel this game. I don't think anybody's interested in it. This, this one looked really,
really cool, but there's no gameplay at all. So it's just like, wow, really cool
premise. Let's see what actually comes out. Okay, let's see
besides that this one was I think the body horror of all this
like the that you're going in and like you're finding a
person's body and like the body's being controlled by a bunch
of rats and everything like that's really, really cool. Very,
very cool premise. Super awesome. Whether the game's
going to be good or not. It's hard to say this one to me
just I like just looks so silly. I don't know it looked
like a fever dream. Let me see here. What else besides that? There was a couple more. Oh yeah,
the furry game. So I've really got to say that I think this is probably the biggest sleeper
excitement game that I have. This actually looks like a really high quality decent game.
It does. Like I actually think this could be a good video game. So like straight up,
like that looks great. So I mean, I don't know. I mean, there's, you know, I think
Pirate software said that if you got rid of all the furries the internet wouldn't function because like they're running everything on the computers
So it's like you would expect that furries can make a good video game, right logically, so maybe they finally have
From China, but no there that was there was a yeah, like look at this
Like this actually does look pretty decent
And I also like the idea this is like I mean, you know my favorite movie of all time is you know
the Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Ring.
I like the idea of like a fellowship of like warriors
going around and like taking on challenges together.
Whether this is like a dungeon in a video game,
your pawns in Dragon's Dogma, your heroes
and arc knights in field, or you know your,
you know teammates and Grand Booth fantasy relink.
Like I just, I like the idea of that a lot.
So when I see a game that's like that
where the teammates are actually on the field
rather than you're swapping up between them.
Like, that's really, really cool.
Battle Brothers, yeah, exactly, right?
The same with Space Marine 2, I think that was really cool.
This game, I don't know why anybody would even make this game.
Let's see, oh, this, this is another PAL world-like.
I feel like they're probably,
I think that we might be entering into a world
where we're probably seeing too many of these hit the market.
And I think that that's kind of what's happened
between anime character collectors,
where you have now, you have Genshin Impact,
I guess it's an older one punishing Grey Raven,
Honkai Star Rail, even though it's turn-based,
Zenless Zone Zero, Neverness to Everness,
Wuthering Waves, Honkai Impact Third,
I think there's one other one that,
oh yeah, Arc Knight's in field, right?
There's so many of these games,
And a lot of them are basically this Tower of Fantasy,
that one's dead basically, right?
But like there's so many of these games
that like, I think that they've kind of,
they've milked this cow dry.
They have, and it makes me worried
about a game like even Silver Palace.
Like Silver Palace has like a different element to it.
And it seems like it's more story
and like, you know, world building driven.
But I feel like that, that genre is just so overly,
It's like so overly tapped out and I think also the issue is that like a game like this is just me
But I don't feel like any of those games besides
Like Zinni's Zone Zero has the hottest characters
Genshin Impact has the game that people are the most invested in because they've played it for so long and
Wuthering Waves has the best combat every other one of these games is just
secondary. They are. They're secondary. Even I think Zinni-Zone Zero is secondary.
Like Genshin Impact and Wuthering Waves. Like I'm a combat guy. I like playing,
you know, like I'm gonna play Mortal Shell later on today, right? So like to me,
Wuthering Waves is my favorite by a mile. But, you know, for people that like
exploration, story, and the environment and world building, then Genshin Impact
is their game. So the problem is like I'm so invested already into these
other games. Do I really want to do everything, do all the dailies, get all the, you know,
like, account levels and everything, adventure levels, to play another one of these games
when I already know the conclusion of the game will be inferior to the conclusion that
I already experience and enjoy in another existing game? You see what I'm saying?
Kind of like, you're a whale? Well, yeah, but like, I actually would say that in
Wuthering Waves that makes the game less fun. Because like now you don't have to interact
with a lot of the other mechanics and switch functionalities that you do whenever you're
either a lightspender or free to play. Like like for example like you can just solo the
tower with Imitth. You can. And they buff the tower but before that you could solo with
Cartithea 2. Right? So like, I don't know, Fortal Leaves, right? Whatever you want to say.
But like, yeah, so really, I mean, I don't think that's really even true. But I don't
want to get into too much of the specifics. All I'm saying is that I think that this
genre is like really tapped out. And I think that, you know, whenever you look at the
newer games, right, you see, for example, Dragon Sword Awakening, this game is an
example of that, where this game clearly was supposed to be a gotcha game, but
they decided not to because they just flooded the market.
Like nobody, if Dragon Sword Awakening was a gotcha game,
I think that it would have probably released
to a fraction of the player base
and it would have already dropped off
the Sensor Tower fucking top spending games
even after the first month.
Right, that's it.
So actually it was a publisher issue.
Regardless of what it was,
I think the game is much more successful,
maybe not financially but reputation only
like this is that this is a fundamentally and and and you know
legitimately good video game
and i think that this is what a lot of you might understand is that
a lot of you guys might take gotcha games because they're paid a win slot
chinese garbage
but if you actually take away all that you remove all the time gates
and you actually experience the game for what the game actually is
they're amazing
like i mean weathering waves like it's fucking awesome like
just i don't want to go to off topic here okay but just you know allow me
this one thing
uh...
I'll click ahead first, blow it.
Go back to the bomba.
I mean guys.
That's really good
That's awesome, right so
The problem is you have to spend a bunch of money in the game and it's time-gated in a way that makes playing it in big
Verse like not as rewarding right?
So it's fucking amazing. Yeah, exactly and so like a lot of these games are very good games
It's just that they're hindered by their monetization structure
So anyway, this, by the way, this is literally a fucking CCP game, I will play it, like, and they're not wrong, right?
I mean, the Japanese committed horrible atrocities in World War II.
I think even Japan would admit that. Like, it's true, the rape of Nan King, the murders, and everything, they were awful.
So it's not like Imperial Japan were the good guys at all.
But, not really? Okay, well, no they don't? Okay, well I don't know, but I'm just guessing because it was just so awful.
But anyway, so very clearly now that China has a bigger, you know, a bigger foothold in the international soft power industry,
they're gonna want to tell their side of things, right? Like, they're gonna be like, hey, you know, like, this was pretty bad, right?
So, they're making a video game about this. We are the Great Wall built with flesh and blood. We are the Defiant.
I mean, okay. Yeah, you got it, right? This game looked to me like what was this one?
I'm trying to remember what it was. Yeah, their side of it. Yeah, this was just like it looked like pewee 2 basically
I mean I
Looks I mean it looks fine, right? It looks good, but I mean it's the same as Titan quest where I think that was the
Game where it was like I know a lot of the the arpg guys played that game a lot, but to me it just didn't really
Like I just didn't really feel like the need to want to play that game whenever I felt like pewee 2 was so
Like I already have done so much of the groundwork of understanding pewee 2 like I didn't really feel like playing Titan Quest
Right is that didn't really care this game right here. This looks like the Korean finals. I don't really give a shit about this
Okay, and then final fantasy. Yeah, I feel like this was
Again, like I've never played final fantasy 7. I don't have like a lot of strong opinions on it
But you know it is cool and I like seeing for example like the monsters because they remind me of what what it looked like and fucking
you know the ultimate weapon and
You know like Final Fantasy 14, so like I thought that was cool
Maybe one day I'll play this and I might play this on release
But don't get too excited because I said that about the second game and I didn't but I think the Witcher
This is Novograd
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
This is going to be fucking insane.
I'm probably going to, I don't think I'm going to go through and play all the whole game
over again.
I think what I'm going to do is I'm probably just going to go and, you know, like explore
around in the world when you know this comes out and then maybe show you guys
and do that and I because I don't want a new game plus the new DLC I just I just
don't want to because it might be unbalanced and I also kind of want to
make it easy so you know I can I don't have to get stuck on a boss or
something but yeah giving away both of the expansions for free is fucking
insane. Like, is that too song? Yeah. Oh my god. Jesus, man. It looks amazing. And I'm
curious to see like, if they're going to keep, because I wonder if CD Projekt Red is going
to continue, because this is, so this is like at the end of The Witcher 3, right? I mean,
very clearly. But I wonder if this expansion, the new one, is gonna have to
tell the story and explain like kind of how Ciri takes the reins and how she's
gonna be the new protagonist. I feel like that's what has to happen, but it
also seems like for for this it looks like this is just a get-own-unique
story for Carol about him fighting some female lesion queen it looks like
which is cool. Insane free remaster. Yeah look at that. That's
incredible isn't it? Because to me I've I always thought Witcher 3's combat was
really kind of shitty. I just I don't I didn't think it was good combat like
that's and to me that's the main thing that I care about in games so like I
I would give the Witcher like if I had to rate the game people might kill me for
us right they might not like this I'd rate the game an eight I'd say it's an eight like I I mean
and I'm this is somebody who played it for the first time all the way through last year so like
keep that in mind I think the story like the gameplay was a seven the story was a nine I would
say you know it was if I had played it when it came out I would have probably rated it like
a 9 or a 10. But looking at it from like a perspective of a lot of these new games that
just like have better combat systems, they have, you know, obviously like way better design and a
lot of these like RPG ways, I just, I gave it an 8, right? So that's a gameplay so mid. Yeah,
because that's what I care about the most, right? But I don't want to, gameplay is dated.
I think that's the best way to say it without being mean, is that the gameplay is just
simply dated and this update I hope will excite people it's certainly exciting it's exciting me
it is and so uh yeah I mean I I do hope that um I do hope over time obviously uh
you know you're gonna have more of these games that are you know like
yeah the the chain thing etc more of these games that have like updates like this that are really
cool so just be honest yeah that's actually the way I feel about it but I will play this a
a lot when it comes out. Obviously I'll probably play the new DLC. I'm probably not going to
play everything in the new expansion or sorry in the old game over again. Like this is the
guy I think he's in. That's the monster that you fight in fucking Skellige I believe. And
I think there's other ones in the game too but this is the first time that you encounter
this in PC. Like seeing this like totally remastered is going to be super super
cool like that is incredible oh my god like this basically makes the base game
look like those mod packs that people show and like you know you need to have
a computer that has um three terabytes of RAM to run them you also like the
valid six out of ten I'd take a vowed down to a set and I did say seven
initially after finishing and playing all the way through a vowed I'd say it
was a six. I think that a lot of you guys like the thing is that like I don't think people
remember what a three game actually is like a video game that's a three. That's a very
very special game right like it's like a about was a four. That's fine if you think of as
a four or five like an year and elder scrolls fan I think that's fair like I'm just talking
from my experience. Yeah like mixtape golem etc. Like whatever I said about is a six
I get that likes but I think it's it's a it's a functional video game that was not horrible. I didn't hate to play it
The day before was a zero. Yeah, the day before was a one right? That was a truly horrible video game
But you're right. I mean whenever you're assigning a number system to a game like what do these here cross-platform mod support quest tracking
Looting rework. That's good. I didn't like the way looting worked refreshed motion blur
I didn't even really use that anyway
Tutorial modernization. I was that hard for people to understand. I guess maybe it was
Let me see what the other ones were
Ray tracing
Nintendo switch to exclusive features. Okay
Yeah, I mean a lot of this is not like I mean a lot of these are not even really gameplay functions, right?
But yeah, you I improvements like I immersive meditation. Okay, that's nice
Giving them a six allows them to think they have a chance.
Well, I mean, yeah, I hope they're able to get it right.
You know, I do.
I hope they're able to get it right.
And if they are, I think that'll be a great thing.
So they read the animations, that's huge.
I think the animations were okay.
Like the dismemberment animations were good.
It's just that you needed more ways to play the game and more types of combat.
Halo campaign. Yeah, it's crazy though, right?
How the Halo, Halo remade their campaign and they charged you $50.
CD Projekt Red is coming out with an expansion to a 10 year old game
and they're remaking the entire old game for free
and they're giving you two of the older expansions.
Which like, I mean, just for context, I think that
That's hard of stone like the old geared von Everett questline.
I it was good, but I didn't love it.
The blood and wine questline was really good.
Like that was that in my opinion, I think the blood and wine questline is better than
the main story quest of the base game and it's also better than Heart of Stone.
That's my opinion.
Gontro Dem is a great villain.
Well, what makes Gontro Dem a great villain is that he's not a villain, right?
He's like an omniscient, you know, like omnipresent force that just simply exists and you exist
because he allows you to, right?
Which is what makes him, I think, a good character.
And also, he plays such a backseat role.
Having characters like that is super good, like Doctor Manhattan or something like that,
but when you have them in the forefront, it can become immersion breaking or boring
because you already know what the outcome is going to be.
You played Offstream? I did.
Rep Deli Parton, have you read the books? I have not. I saw Deli Parton pass the way.
That's sad, very sad. I don't really have a lot else to say, right? It's just sad.
I mean, she's 80 years old. I
Looked at on Twitter like halfway through the show people are typing that I was like is that true like yeah, this is true
Actually, yeah, yeah, it's passed away 80 years old. I mean honestly
You know anybody that dies past like 75 I'd say like I would be like okay
Well, you know like it's always sad when a person passes away and it's bad
But like at the same time, you know, you have a person that led a long fulfilled
You know successful life, and you know it's like at that point. It's no longer a tragedy. It's a celebration of life
Like am I am I weird for saying that?
It's like you had a good run, right? Yeah. Yeah, exactly. But yeah, that's the way I look at it
Manchester 108. Yeah, that's crazy, right? That's insane
So, yeah, I feel like that's the way I look at things and you know, I try to look at things in a positive and you know like
Realistic way right too because that's just it's just the way it is
Home before games Convod will be on YouTube. I mean, I don't know. It's on YouTube right now
You can just go watch it. I mean if you want to watch mine, you can just go watch the mod
So it's probably on fucking kick or rumble or whatever. So it should be fine
The DLCs are so much better than the base game. Yeah, well, and I hope this one's gonna be better, too
I think it will be honestly because it's gonna be made by the same people with like the same combat intentions
And also the updated gameplay is going to be built around probably the new DLC with like, you know, the chain hook and everything
So yeah overall opinions on games come 2026
Absolutely fucking amazing
This is probably one of the like summer games fest was also really really good
This was equally as good as summer games fest. I would rate this show a nine out of ten
I think they really put it together. Well, there were a few low points in the show
That's the only thing that I really want to take away from it is that there were low points. Let's do all right
Let's do the bingo
All right, we got a 2d platformer
Purple DEI game
Another extraction shooter metro update
Space, let's see here monster hunter. That was not the DLC witcher 3
Annoying friend slot game. We kind of got that but not really
Resident Evil something. I don't think that we got that boring comfy game got that pewee 2 update
Super Indian game. We almost got that and there's this and was there a new gotcha game
I don't think that there was so we almost got a bingo, but the Indians let us down
The Indians let us down and if it wasn't for them we would have had a fucking bingo
Y'all fucked up. You got a billion people over there. You couldn't come up with one game
The fuck are y'all doing?
Come on get it together
Tarak is an Indian game. No, I mean like India not American Indian
And what are you saying that because like they have like they look like American Indians partially?
I think that's like Mesoamerican like that's not American Indian and that's just you know like racially
adds that's different but overall like that's not it technicality yeah I yeah
I'm not that that's the terror Turok is not getting it's not getting xed okay
it's not did they show concord they did they did show concord it was concord was
has released it has returned again let me see can I pull it up and show you
guys again where did it go this isn't concord where did concord go I honestly
don't remember and I really don't care. But yeah, there was a game that was really similar
to Concord and it looked like, yeah, this one here. Yes, Concord. Somehow Concord has
returned. What a perfect frame.
bad. That's real bad. Concord Zeta? Yep, that's right. It's Hero Slop. People like
hero-based games, but they have to like the heroes. These heroes aren't interesting.
They refuse to learn. Well, I think that some of these games just don't have, you know, they don't
have everything locked in. And then, oh, we already saw this before. Witcher 3, get a full remaster,
absolutely. This is also people condemning Hasan. I'll look at that in a minute, but I want
want to focus on the game stuff right now. Two weeks ago, I launched my first game, Luminary.
Hey everyone, Keith here. This is week two after launching my game.
It's crazy how he just put himself in the game. He just literally put himself in his
own video game okay okay so here's what we're gonna do so it's gonna be me right
I'm gonna look way cooler way bigger beard I've got an axe next to me get this
Tall, elf chick, huge chits right next to my head.
Down here with a little bit of information, I know a lot of aspiring gamers are out there.
Somebody came up there for one? Yeah, I'll look at that. Why not?
I really like talking about money type stuff, but I know that a lot of...
Yeah, grossed $100,000 in sales. Only 2% of games Steam games do that and with no funding, no publisher just adds just hard work.
We showed this game in the first Roach review,
and a lot of people played it.
I downloaded it.
I played it for like just probably 10 minutes,
but I was so like in that this is whenever Kaisi was over,
and so I was like really fucking busy.
I'll probably go back and finish it
and play it all the way through at some point.
And this is the body cam game.
Let me take a look at this.
So, we're not gonna, this is a 14 minute video game,
or a 14 minute video,
so we're not gonna watch the whole thing,
but I just wanna show you the first three minutes,
Okay, I haven't seen this at all.
Welcome everyone, today we're taking a look at part of what we've been building for our next update.
Locked and loaded, releasing September 2nd.
And what you're about to see is over a year's worth of work.
And in this devlog, we'll focus on animations.
loadouts UI and gadgets so let's get right into it damn you crammed POV
some of the more drone videos all right so most FPS games play animations the
exact same way yeah same reload same timing and it makes the same result no
matter what's happening right in real life it just doesn't work like that we
We ask ourselves a very simple question.
What would your body actually feel in that situation?
If you're calm, everything is under control.
Your breathing is steady and your hands are really stable.
When things go wrong, when you're getting shot at, when you're injured, when you're
You're just simply trying to stay alive.
Your hands, they start to shake.
All of these elements together are here to make you feel the pressure your characters really don't show.
You mean how police officer POV?
Come on.
I think most people will be stressed out in this situation, right?
Unless you're like Delta Force or something, okay?
Come on.
Reloading under pressure is completely different from reloading when you're safe, so we built
two entirely different states, calm and stressed.
So there's two different reload times.
Same weapon, different behavior, and we didn't stop there.
Inside of each state, we created multiple variations.
Several calm reloads.
Several stressed reloads.
Jesus.
Different timings, different movements.
Holy f-
Wait, what the fuck?
You're all repetitive.
God damn!
And this philosophy doesn't only apply to magazine reloads.
It applies to every single weapon.
Take a shotgun.
Yeah, and something as simple as inserting a shell
has multiple calm variations.
Don't tell me you can just miss one, right?
Under pressure, those same movements
become rushed with less precision and less control.
The same goes for both action rifles.
Oh yeah.
Individual rounds also has multiple calm variations.
No, no.
Oh, it's a-
That's like, that's crazy.
It's amazing, yeah.
Shit.
The more your weapon will reflect that
God damn
The revolver presented us with a very different somebody sit in chat gun gooner game
Press reload dump every round insert a speed loader, and you're done
Yeah, one animation no matter how many rounds you fired
So we decided to do it differently every possible reload has its own animation fire one shot you replace one round
By your three
You replace three
Up to the cylinder and you're reloading all eight rounds
Every single sequence. How is it that some random chud is doing this but like call of duty doesn't do this
Dude just some random chud like what the fuck as it's on timing. This is why I once and it's on duration
Look at that!
Ah, damn.
Okay.
All right
Our creative director Leo records the movement in real life. Got it. That reference is then sent to tap Brandon
Who then recreates the motion and brings it to life through animation? Yeah
And finally
The in-game result
This has taken weeks worth of work sometimes more than a month for one single weapon god damn
By the way, like there are some people that think that this doesn't matter and you're
kind of right in a way, but what these guys are doing, it's like think about it as like
you're doing a PhD thesis on reload animations and now the scope and the broader awareness
in video games of what's possible has now been increased.
Does that make sense?
That's why I think you should respect it.
and even with all of that we've added procedural positioning your weapon is
never held exactly the same way. It's called body cam. Slightly higher, slightly lower.
Resume and standard? Yeah. Slightly off-center. Every reload feels unique.
Goddamn. They're leveling up the whole industry? Yeah, exactly. Because now
other games are gonna see this are gonna be like damn like that's a good idea how
can we do something that's similar to that and there's even the permanence of
the of the the magazines since the very beginning of body cam and even before
body cam existed we've been obsessed damn how do people how can we make it
tour of people die in a way that's the best right Jesus one of the most
advanced systems in the project and one of the most appreciated by the community.
Oh yeah!
Everything we had built, we felt something was still missing.
Oh my god!
I love it!
The guy's bleeding out, he's blood and oh Jesus!
Years, we experimented with different approaches and most of them failed time and time again.
Oh wow!
Balancing a body in real time is one of the most difficult challenges in procedural physics
Yeah, the terrain the slope the velocity I think that's why they use
Action motion every bullet landing on the player matters. Yeah, and after years of research and development
We finally found a solution
the stumbling system a fully procedural self balancing system with no animations no scripted sequences and the character
dynamically tries to stay on his feet before collapsing.
So they're probably trying to use like similar technology the way that like you know like a
Boston Dynamics robot like maintains its balance and they're importing this into a video game and
then maybe they use like each different bone that's programmed and then it has to recalibrate
based on that's holy shit man. I don't know if that's what you're doing I'm just making this
The first engineering body could still realistically react like after non lethal gunshots
Shrapnel impacts knife wounds or any trauma severe enough God am balance and not severe enough to instantly incapacitate
Yeah, all the technologies we've developed for body cam
This is probably the one we're most proud of because in a game filled with complexity. It's actually crazy, bro
This is like the we're the most proud of the way that we have like oh my god
The hardest thing you ever build this is absolutely a character how to put one foot in front of like a political way
But like this is absolutely a check game. It is
This is great. I can goes beyond animations. It's also about how your body exists inside of the game
And most FPS games
Everything follows it's like your body just doesn't really yes, so we wanted to create something closer to your life
Oh, they don't fall that way
The true body system
By Jeff's force. Yeah, and your camera is no longer driving it
It's just your point of view so that means you can look anywhere
Well, your character keeps doing the action and this yeah, no like my dad like I
He would watch me play well for years never had any idea what I'm doing
He watches me play pub G for half of one match. He's already telling me where to go and what to do
He immediately is like, okay. All right now. I'm locked in he's a Vietnam vet, right?
And so he's like, okay, alright you go back over there
So you get behind that brush bet because there could be a guy from the other side
In just gameplay entirely
If you want to check your magazine you actually have to look at it, and if you don't well
You'll simply he was right sometimes too a big part of immersion comes from the fine small details
So we studied real body cam footage
MAAAAA
You should have let me get those ponies
Based on how the camera moves when you walk run or suddenly change direction
We took these ideas and we've rebuilt our entire camera system around it
So it feels entirely by the way that's that was the there was another version of that joke
I chose not to go with the camera is not just your point of view. It's a real easy
So when you respawn your character...
That is... dude, that was savage.
Watch this.
...object attached to your character.
Jesus!
So when you respawn, your character turns it on.
And when you leave, he turns it off.
And during gameplay, like heavy impacts, sudden movements, or intense situations,
your character can naturally readjust the camera
to make sure it keeps recording properly.
When a flashbang goes off, or an explosion happens nearby, your character instinctively protects his base.
And that same exact logic applies to the weapon. Your hands are-
I wonder if that instinct changes based off of whether you're, like, how long you're in combat.
If there's, like, an adrenaline functionality with that, too.
Never completely still, so after firing, your character readjusts his grip.
The more unstable the weapon is,
the more adjustments happen and under extreme stress after long firing
sequences these small adjustments can turn into real hand fatigue question
answered that same idea extends to your weapon setup because stability depends on
your loadout okay I was like well there's I mean like cuz I'm like just
thinking I'm like you know like putting this out there like God
where weapon customization comes in.
Of course.
You can now modify almost every single part of your weapon
when talking about barrels, stacks,
grips, magazines, some parts.
And you know these guys are like gun nerds, right?
It's fuckin' obvious.
So like this is gonna be like, oh my God.
Don't like others.
You want a sight on your AK?
You need a rail first, just like in real life.
And every part affects how your weapon behaves.
A compact weapon is fast, but harder to control.
have your weapon is slower but more stable that was bro that was some pulp
fiction shit have your weapon is slower god damn stable that's like me playing
battlefield aim use your main site or switch to a secondary one on the side
see that's I'm so glad he's doing that because this is one of the things that
like am I the only person that feels like whenever you have like his PUBG
tried to do this and like I know that like you know shroud would like flex on people and like you know
Sideways his gun to like uses other site
But I felt like it didn't really have a lot of functionality for an average player
Like and like I don't even really think that you would do that normally
This is so cool
Tarkov has it of course Tarkov has it
But like I mean like having it be like a functionality that you're doing all the time
Yeah, the 2x and a 4x. I I feel like it'd be you
I feel like there's like a 3x and 8x, right? Like that's usually what I'd see people do.
Or like a 2x and an 8x. But yeah, who knows?
One of the biggest dilemmas in First Person Shooters is how to achieve magnification in weapon optics.
These days, almost every gamer lies out one of these.
Just like, listen to the way he's talking about this.
Cation in weapon optics. Dilemmas in First Person Shooters is how to achieve magnification in weapon optics.
These days almost every gamer lies out one or two times the first and most common
You know is simply by zooming the players camera. Yeah, it's fast and extremely performant
But it's not at all how optics work in the real no world
The second one mostly used in tactical shooters is a picture-in-picture rendering the game renders the entire world a
Second time from the optics point of view
This comes at a massive performance cost that can heavily reduce frame rate
make aiming feel much more rigid and also cause bad quality optic view.
That's why body cam originally didn't feature magnified scopes. Like many other
studios we believe that this performance shirt off was simply unavoidable.
But body cam is built around realism and we simply couldn't settle for a
compromise. So after months of research, experimentation and optimization we
finally found a solution.
I'm gonna have to play this just out of respect I
Am I like I I don't play a lot of FPS like bro. I feel like I have to play as a respect
This is wild. I you remember I said I was gonna watch through minutes
We go we're going all the way now
Extend unreal engines rendering pipeline and create a new shading technique that delivers the realism of true picture and picture
scopes at a massively reduced performance cost and crystal-clear quality inside the lens combine all of
that with the work of our new advanced optic shader featuring realistic glass reticle distortions
reflections oh my god bodycams optics are now closer than ever to the real world counterparts
this is actually a phd and fps i'm so this is even if you're not interested in this game
You have to understand, like, how good this is, that somebody's doing this.
That's wild.
to the Viper. What the fuck? Looks like a Nerf gun. Bro, you get to listen to them in their
dying breaths. Oh shit. This game is savage. The Rimmington 700 bolt action sniper. Uh-huh.
Draco I
Took Kaisi to fucking Cabela's cuz she's from Canada and I'm like taking her to the gun rack about see yeah
You have any of those huh see that machine that gets in the magazine capacity is like 50
Yeah, you don't have you don't anything about that
CR 75 pistol and an expanded selection of your name
I love how this game gets made during Ukraine war.
So there's like a mid-game patch of the Ukraine War and it's like, oh, okay, we need to put
this in the game now.
Not talking about arcadey drones you see in other FPS games, we wanted something real.
It's actually crazy, like I was watching, like, and these drones are actually like,
they are on, like, my understanding is that like some of these drones can function
on the level of like, you know, special operations like, you know, soldiers at this point. Like,
they're that good.
Take it scary? Yeah, it's like actually like scarring at shit. Yeah, I never seen something
like that in real life, but I know it's possible.
So you've got two ways to control them. A casual mode, it's simple, accessible, and
very efficient for me.
You get a platinum trophy in this game, Zalinsky gives you a call, he's like,
I have a job for you.
Come to Ukraine right now.
Newer players.
And then we also built an FPV mode based on real-world physics with real movement and real control.
If you've never flown a drone before, you can now learn.
But if you've already flown one in real life, you can do the same exact thing here.
Same movement, same precision, same everything.
If you're a real drone pilot, your team will need you on the battlefield.
Because now drones are unpredictable.
They're fast.
Dodge.
They dived to come straight at you. Yeah, you're no longer fighting a system
You're fighting a real pilot with killer intent, but we know
You're no longer fighting a system you're fighting a real pilot with killer intent
But I'm actually dude, I'm actually loving this so much
God damn
Bro, what the fuck do this is like a new military recruitment strategy goes crazy
But we know some players might think that drones are too fast, too small, and too hard to hit, but that's not the case.
Well?
We built a very precise hitbox system, so it's very easy to destroy.
One bullet, and it's gone. It all comes down to reactions.
Not like that shit in Arc Raiders, where you gotta shoot them 40 times.
Holy fuck. That was so annoying.
And who reacts first?
And all of this happens inside of the game. No menus, we removed every single one of them.
Everything is done directly on the tag. You want to check-
Everything is no min- oh my god.
I'm a big fan of no menus, no UI.
Like I think everything has to be intuitive and easy to understand. Of course, right?
But like, I think that you should try to meet a game like this halfway.
Shadow of the Colossus, right?
your weapon and attachments you open the tablet you want to start a patch you open
the tablet oh this sweet old tablet everything keeps happening around you in
real time yeah it's it I played it like back a bit ago right alright thanks for
watching everyone we hope you got a glimpse of our vision and the work
behind it I just did one part of the update and next week I'll dive into
our sound design I'm talking
This is one out of four about a full rework with gunshots
With steps and overall ambiance improvements
Dude the guys from unsubscribed podcast should try to get the guys that made this game on their show
know. They 100% should like this is actually so cool. This is nuts. Like I've never seen
something with this level of realism and attention to detail. Cole Brandon, you should
too.
We have rebuilt everything from the real body cam and the things they see and hear
around it. So there's a whole lot more coming and I'll be right here to tell you
all about it. And until then, see you on the battlefield.
Man, that is fucking awesome. Man. Fuck, that is badass. That is so fucking cool. So this
is the developer. There are new parts of this. I'm not going to marathon this. I'm
not a binge watcher. We're gonna wait. We're gonna watch another one maybe in
like a day, right? And yeah, let's just hear. How Asmongold lies for Israel?
Is this a new video about me? I didn't see that. Okay anyway, like for Israel.
Anyway, who cares? So this game looks fucking amazing, right? This looks
It's awesome, incredible, amazing, great.
I'm super fucking excited about this.
Like I am gonna watch the other ones.
I'm just gonna watch them.
I'm just not gonna watch them right now, right?
I'm not.
And so yeah, there it is.
The game's only $32, holy shit.
Yeah, I've gotta try that out and see what it's like.
It's on Steam now.
Is it like an act of development
or is it like a demo state?
Usually I wait for games to come out all the way
before I play them.
I make some exceptions for games
like really get like a crazy amount of hype. But like if you guys want, yeah, it's EA, right? It's
early access. So like maybe I would try it out. Like maybe, maybe what we do is like we watch these
dev blogs. And then if people really want me to lock in and just try the game out in early access,
I could spend like an hour with it and see what it's like. Because I think it would be a cool
video, especially if people really like the content on YouTube or like on Twitch, right?
So, like, that's how I feel.
So, I'll play that out.
Like, let's play it out for a few days.
We'll see what the other videos are like, gauge people's interest.
And if they are interested, I mean, like,
I don't have a lot going on, right?
I mean, I'm playing a couple of games.
But other than that, I'm kind of just chilling.
So, maybe I will.
Maybe I will do that.
Wait for the update?
Well, I don't know when it's going to happen.
I'll have to see.
But if the update for all this feature,
all these features is going to be soon,
I will withhold for that, right?
I just don't know yet.
And you can watch the FPS game show on the 3rd of September.
I probably will, but I don't know when that's going to happen, right?
September 2nd.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, then I'll play it then.
Yeah, so that means I got to watch the other videos
and then I'll play it the day it comes out.
I think that's what'll happen.
Yeah, yeah, no doubt.
It'd be sick.
Visuals are insane.
Yeah, it's doing better numbers than marathon.
Really?
Like, no, there's no way it's doing better than marathon.
What the fuck?
It's actually dude
And the thing is though like this to me like I've said this before with games
But like this is where in my opinion
This is what separates a real ass game from a piece of shit is a real ass game goes up in players without an update
Like based off of like excitement for a new update or just simply an improvement in the quality of the product
Like you see that with Crimson Desert. You saw that with POW world. You saw that with schedule one
You saw that with I I could come up with maybe another example a deadlock, right?
So a lot of points on the graph that make that same line. Absolutely
I
See if you have completion of channel. I haven't seen that I have no idea
But like getting mod by body cam. This is a game in early access still that's fucking insane man and
Marathon I mean honestly, it's not even something good for body cam. It's just bad for marathon
I'm thinking I might play this this weekend like what what day is today. It's actually yeah, it's Tuesday
Yeah, probably this weekend like I'm thinking like maybe I'll try this game out just because it looks like it's it's a really popular game
And I think people would probably want to see something cool like that. I'm not like really
I don't know what to expect but like never a big new game comes out
I kind of want to try it just to see what people are enjoying about it, right?
Maybe that's weird for me to say but I do like it's not even as like a sheep thing
I just feel like oh if everybody thinks this game is really good
It probably might be really good. I downloaded this game for example last night
I'm gonna play this after I finish a couple of other games and
And this one was really, really popular and I just, some of my mods really wanted me to play the game.
I just never really got around to it. So, you know, that's it.
Good for your ship. Maybe. I don't know if it will be or not. I have no idea.
I'm not going to watch the whole video, right? Obviously.
Hey everybody, welcome back to the channel.
Asmongold the streamer responded to the video I made a little while ago called Asmongold's Terrorist Propaganda.
An individual made a video about me.
the whole he supports terrorism as long as it's the u.s. and israel doing it
terrorism well yeah because it's like you just reframe anything that happens to
terrorists is terrorism the thing is that there's no reason in engaging in a
vocabulary argument with a person like this because they don't play by the
same rules as you do i have no interest in trying to win over a moral
argument with a person that's siding behind humas whose goal is to kill
all the jews and use children as human shields to do so
I'm not interested in trying to win you over trying to you know
Moralize over you or anything like that just a lot. You're a lying terrorist supporting piece of shit
So like that's literally it like I'm not I don't want to go through and like disprove every single thing that you're saying
It's just a waste of my time. So that's it. It is to the will and the lesson forget
Well, I just I don't feel like looking at it right now because we already spent a lot of time with gaming stuff
I don't want to watch a 20-minute video about me like and also by the way
I don't really give a fuck what happens in the Middle East.
I just don't.
And I don't mean this in a bad way or a good way.
I'm an American citizen.
What Israel is doing in fucking Gaza, what's happening in Iran,
like what's happening in fucking Saudi Arabia,
that Syria is off the terrorism list,
like I have opinions about this but I don't really like,
this isn't, I don't have a dog in this race, right?
I'm not like hyper emotionally invested so it's weird for people to try to fucking like nail me down on like
Me not liking terrorists as being pro-Israel not pro-Israel
I'm just anti-terrorist if you had any of these other countries doing what Israel does to the terrorists
I'd have the same fucking opinion. Okay, so I don't want to get into that
But you know, it's just it's weird how hard these people try to tie me to Israel
I don't care about Israel. I don't give a shit about Israel. It doesn't matter to me
But you know people might not understand that what is this here? I
Say focus on players wants wrong combat
Is this a new game or to fall into gets extra time in the end for top quality launch standard will not change
Always delay a game always delay the game if the game is not ready then it's not ready
Period never go and be like okay
We need to get this out right now and we're gonna do everything that we can to do that because that's what they did
The thing is like they fucked that up with the first Lords of the Fallen
They released Lords of the Fallen not one but like this the remake of it
Like two or three years ago, and it was horrible. It was like, I mean it's not horrible
It's just if there were elements of it like the frictional problems with this game were just terrible
Cyberpunk yeah, but like think about how much CD Projekt Red had to do to rebuild that reputation
same with words of the fallen right so I hope they do this this is smart for them
to delay it
will you harness this darkness within and deliver unto us so-called lords
I think if you this is my opinion as a sony beat the game the first source of all games
wrong event so much right now.
Six bad ass.
It's really really really good.
New world's good example they're sort of weighted.
They shouldn't have waited they should have listened the problem with New World isn't that the problem that New World had isn't that
New World was
Like fucking not ready. It was that the developers wouldn't listen to the players and by the players
I mean me so if they had listened to me from the beginning the game would have been a lot better
But they didn't and it died
I'm not saying I would have saved the game
But it sure wouldn't have died as fast as it did the high watermark system
Like I feel like whenever they went through so there was like this video where they made the developers and make the developers developers
went on to play through the hardest area in the game and
they just got
Demolished they were getting one shot randomly and after that I feel like the game started to go on the right track because they're like wait a minute
Like oh wow this actually is bad, but New World had a lot of bad ideas
They did and I called all of them out and I was hated on by the new world community
But as always I was right about everything. I
Was I was right about everything, but that's that's okay. I'm not I'm not worried about it
That's just the way it is like me a cup saying saying hard R then debunked it
She didn't say it like me a clip saying hard R wouldn't change anything. This is bonnet people are really mad about
It's it's so embarrassing
How much people like I saw this I mean so I can pull it up. No, where is it here and
Yeah, this is saying the n-word it was a cover honestly like friends, you know it's saying obviously it's absurd thing
I'm being called racist. I don't condone. I'm saying the radio
This this whole thing this performative behavior around did I say the n-word that I'm not say the n-word
Like it's just so fucking ridiculous
like just don't even I think that streamers make a huge mistake talking
about drama I think they do like they make a huge mistake talking about
addressing responding to listening to you know taking feedback from worrying
about etc streamers right they're always worrying about you know I'm sorry
Viewers and like you know what what reddit is saying. Oh, there is a Twitter thread that said that I was like a bad person
Nobody cares. It doesn't matter who gives a shit grizzly charge it
Dude he just accepts it
He's like I've seen how fast a bear can run
Yeah, alright, well, had a good run.
Just don't know. I think this is the same one I hit earlier.
Okay.
Did he get him?
Oh my god.
That's a little fucking bitch, that's right.
Isn't that fucking wild that people saw that shit on stream live?
Like isn't that so cool?
Like that's- this is actually a generational clip.
It is.
That's fucking awesome.
Oh my god.
He's like, puppy, yeah, exactly.
Would you be able to sit there?
I feel like you don't know what you're gonna do
until you're there.
Look at him.
There he is.
All right, all right, all right, all right.
So,
all right, just don't move.
He better be reading the Bible.
Oh buddy, that's good.
Yeah, I sure hope that's a Bible.
God damn.
Wow.
I'm nervous.
The situation is probably she's outside.
I don't think they eat people.
They just, they're not, it's the polar bears that eat people.
And there's a certain other kind of bear that's aggressive towards people.
But my understanding is that most of these animals are not really aggressive towards
people unless you they do oh well that's not what I heard who knows
we're gating campaign against the Qan wish I who the fuck is the Qan you guys
uh you know you can report that shit right you notice against to us to talk
about other the creators blatantly on the platform right
This bitch trying to get me reported?
Ain't no way!
Ain't no way!
You bitch ass nigga!
You trying to get me reported?
You whole ass nigga!
Ain't no way!
You that soft!
You bitch ass got the...
Oh my god!
I literally can't do that on Twitch.
This bitch ass nigga want to get me reported?
Are you serious?
You whole ass nigga!
Basic barbecue black
Are you serious you whole ass nigga
barbecue black
Basic barbecue black
To really understand I just simply repeated what he said what rules are yeah
I bet I wouldn't expect a nigga like you to understand what fatherhood is like to take care of the actual child
I know what TLS means. I know what TS mean. Usually, niggas will just get on going to barber shop
and start rambling about niggas that are better than them. Because you're better than them.
This is so funny. I hope this keeps up. I do. I love low tier God, by the way. I think he's great.
This is so fucking funny to me. Rekai drives past the stop sign claims he's in a neighborhood.
The biggest shock to me about this is the fact that Rekai was able to get a driver's license.
Maybe he's in California.
Kai's got to straighten him out man, he does.
In the same way, you remember Kevin Hart that was like, he was like pretty real with Kai
a couple of times.
He's like, you shouldn't do this, don't act this way.
I feel like now it's time, it's time, now it's your turn.
You got to straighten this kid out man, you do.
You brought Rekai into this world, you have responsibility, fucking, you got to explain
stop signs to him, all right?
explains stop signs to Rekai. I know what he's trying to think. He thinks like it's a neighborhood,
so it's like a private area, but it's a public road. So like you still have to follow his traffic
laws because you're still in public, right? So yeah, I don't know, he can't read it bro.
Don't get mad at Rekai for ignoring the stop sign. He can't read what it says.
The fact that you're only probably 99% wrong it's scary right?
That's scary. It's really scary fours and C's
So far with the four years
Okay, all right, I felt kind of bad for saying that about this guy
But now that I hear somebody else saying it, okay
Yes, exactly like he dies. He dies. It's not even my fault
Like I'm just up with the only ones. Yeah, this wasn't like an intrusive thought or something like yeah, that's actually what it was
We all thought it bro. Okay good. I'm glad and I don't know if there's any more of these are trees
We crash and I want to look at that obviously and what is this year gets emotional after climbing Mount Fiji?
I fucking that bro like goddamn
Elend these switch rolls
When she bite her dog
What is this?
Let me scroll all the way up and make sure there's nothing else I missed. We have another Lindsay Clancy trial crash out. Oh my fucking god, okay
Let me see that. Let me pull this up. Where the hell we go?
Lindsay, is this it? Wait me?
Wait, is it? Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. Oh
No, this is something else. Yeah. Yeah, okay. All right. So is this another one? I think I might have seen this
Oh, let me guess, these are Lindsey Clancy supporters.
Lindsey Clancy brutally strangled her three kids to death, feminists in court today.
They're so creepy, are they?
Dude.
Dude.
It's so weird that the Salem witch trials make so much more sense, though.
That's crazy.
Teen Vogue contributor faking bath lives, and she appeared to grin and wink at the livestream
camera during Lindsey Clinton's trial proceedings.
I mean, to be fair, I think she's just an obnoxious attention horn.
Right?
I mean, that's really probably what's going on.
Since defending your contact, writing in a noon now to lead a post that she's actually proud of herself amidst the viral backlash,
posing for a selfie with Clancy's defense attorney while confronted a courtroom smile.
Romano says she was laughing because I grew up with Lindsay.
That what is that? That doesn't even make any sense. Like what it like, why would you like you that it's just what the fuck's wrong with you?
I interrupt your date of bringing you to bed. Wait, is this the same girl?
Oh, bro.
No wonder you had so much plastic surgery is this the same one I think it is
from like a few days ago no that was somebody else never my no no never my
I think of somebody else I was just checking I'm not sure same woman that
was smiling giggling inside the Lindsay Clancy trial has also attended
numerous Luigi Mangione hearings and says and and says he has written
letters to her?
But I do have, like maybe just have you be on something like that and-
Uh, audio fault? I mean, I think my audio system might have broken. Give me a second.
Yeah, I might have just had an audio crash out for one minute.
Give me a second.
Let me just refresh everything.
It could have just been on her end. It could have been mine. I'm not sure, but let me just do this real quick
Not a big deal shit happens
They're trying to get you bro, yeah, they're always trying to get me that's life
Let me go ahead. I you're going to task manager and close it that way and then reopen it from another angle
give me a minute it's so fucking annoying right we don't need the audio for this one no you
have to hear the witch speak okay let me see if I get this to work
uh-oh
uh-oh
looks like
I have it
you
you
I
Testing one two three testing one two three. How we doing are we good?
We're back, okay, I don't know what that was I
Um, I leave the computer on for like weeks at a time, it fucked up, who cares, who knows.
Let's move on, let's keep watching.
Alright, anyway, so she's going around asking, I mean she's doing this for attention, right?
It's just typical attention horror behavior.
Yeah, I thought to myself, I was like, I'm just gonna instantly restart the computer
and just get this out of the way, because I don't know how long it's gonna be crashed
for.
Yeah, like maybe just have you be on something like that and then let me know how you react.
Also on top of it, I never said I did the 30K.
I said that my neighbor heard the girls talking and donated the 30K and go whatever the fuck
if you guys are all really into judging me.
They could leave the name and the address to prove facts.
I mean, the funny thing is, oh and like the other people all about Daily Mail,
I mean, at this point I'm like, we love speculation and like no one's real names up there.
I don't have to defend myself to a bunch of fucking losers on the side of the night.
So yeah.
By the way, nobody makes a video like this if it's not getting to them.
Nobody makes a video if this isn't profoundly bothering them and upsetting them.
I do love New York so much, I think I like it because I literally live next to the carpet, it's so pretty on a Saturday night.
I am going to be my husband after drinks. I just love me if I catch these shirts.
But, I do love Laidia. She gave me the pep talk of all pep talks.
But, yeah, I do love this. She was like, I'm so pretty of it all.
I'm enjoying this so much.
Literally upset with you. I'm excited.
All publicity is good publicity and if you guys are talking no, it's not
Anybody who thinks all publicity is good publicity
Tell that to Jeffrey Epstein
Tell that to Bill Cosby
Like that's not true
There's a lot of publicity that's not good publicity
Apparently she sues all of her employees that fire her. I mean, she's probably
about me you guys aren't helping me in my massive depth. That's like what I find so funny. The more
drama you guys keep bringing up is like the least helpful for him. But again I love this I'm
unhinged mentally these things with all the things right? Yeah.
Malo brother has mental health issues but like keep going because like this isn't really funny
by any means.
People are going to try to hurt you, like I'm not saying literally, but they're gonna
try to say things and say things to hurt you because they think that you are a bad actor.
So like they're gonna keep bringing up your little brother, they're gonna try to dox
you, they're gonna do these things because you're supporting a mass murderer.
mass murderer like a murderer and Luigi who's a like a political murderer like
that's what's going to happen to you I don't feel sorry for it yeah nobody's
going to feel sorry for what no ring
because the same shocker you guys all have to think about and I'm sure this
will go on a reddit post by all means the same people that are growling behind
Luigi are probably the same ones that drove someone in the past to literally get to that point
That's also not a fucking joke and for you guys to all be weaponizing it the way you are
If you think this is bad you should just wait until more people are talking about it
People are gonna probably really make your life unpleasant. See a lot of these girls
This is a big thing that these women do is that they have a lot of false bravado
And they think that they're ready for like the amount of antagonism and hostility and
aggression and being singled out and
Cruelty that the internet is more than willing to dish out to anybody who acts in a certain way
But then it starts happening to them and they realize that actually no
I'm just a little girl and that's what's going to happen to her and it's going it's beginning to happen to her right now
because no like and the other thing is that when bad things do happen to you
people are going to celebrate it so not only are you not going to get any sort
of catharsis or support from other people that people will celebrate the
bad things happening to you and a lot of people can't handle that especially
women you know you see and women are coddled from this reality because a
A lot of the positions and places that they exist in are curated to protect them, whether
they're in education, whether they're in a corporation, whether they're in the court
system, etc.
All of these systems are designed to protect women, so women can be asymmetrically violent,
abuse of aggressive and hostile and men can't reciprocate that same behavior
but the differences that on the internet and in the jungle right which is the
world outside of these things
uh... you will be treated equally and if anything you're going to be targeted
explicitly for those things
so women live in an environment that is if you're playing the game on easy
mode
you're playing with aimbot and you think that you're a good shot
You don't understand the amount of privileges and protections that you have in modern western society
that enables this level of false bravado.
The moment that that gets taken away from you,
this, I mean, again, like it's horrible, right? It's horrible what happens.
But that's what it's going to be and nobody's going to feel sorry for you either.
Shame on fucking all of you.
I hope you all have a good look in the mirror.
But again, I'm on hints, mental health.
Yeah, nobody cares, like the thing is like nobody cares,
like it's just, again,
whenever you're supporting murderers and stuff,
like nobody cares about how you feel,
like they wanna make you feel bad.
Like see, this is the theory of mind
that a lot of these girls don't even comprehend.
They don't understand that there are a lot of guys,
like guys, many guys,
genuinely and profoundly enjoy bringing pain
and suffering to people who they think they deserve it.
this is something that is reciprocated in every page in a history book
in every page in law
in everything in the world
so whenever i see this these are people who truly and profoundly do not
understand
the way these average people think it's called revenge yeah
and this is what men do
i need help yadda yadda yadda
have you
my expense of work no i'm sorry but like
defamations there is a real thing and they're not going to sue anybody you're
not going to get anything
you're not going to find these people there in syria they're in russia
there's a guy that's in fucking nigeria
there's someone who lives in turkey
and he's you know making a i porn of you you think you're going to be able
to do something to him
you're not going to be able to do anything
like it your your totally weak and powerless and there's nothing you
can do nobody's going to protect you
nobody's going to save you, it's only going to get worse.
That's it.
And so this is even in this false bravado,
she still tries to cling to and hold onto
these systems that are designed to insulate her
from the consequences of our own behavior.
This is what these people are going to do to you.
And you support people that will destroy those
institutions and make your life a living hell.
And now you're going to live in it
I'm not gonna say that it's a good thing, but I'm also not gonna say that I care
That's the way it is
Don't worry. I just screenshot it and sent it all to Karen too, so you're welcome. What do you think they're gonna do?
And also
All of your email addresses
are affiliated with your fake names, so
Good luck seeing you didn't do X-raying today.
You're not going to be able to subpoena and get all this information out.
It's not going to be able to happen.
Like you're just like, you don't even understand how the process works.
You're making videos, you're a public figure, the standard of definition is infinitely higher.
Like I mean it's just they're not accusing you.
There are certain things that are categorically defamation such as certain sexual behaviors.
she's being accused of isn't one of those. I mean, like you're just, she does, you don't
even understand the game that you're playing. And again, this is only enabled. These these
behaviors are only enabled because men allow these behaviors to be enabled. Men protect
women that are like this. If they didn't, people like this would be, well, we had the
Salem witch trials. That's what used to happen. And I think that in a lot of
cases they forgot that this is the case. Women have rights because men say they have rights.
That's the only reason. And that will always be the only reason.
So these women that are supporting murderers and psychopaths that want to destroy civilization,
if civilization was destroyed, you would be going right back to being a second-class citizen
basically slave immediately because that's what happens to women in any society that
is not a civilized western society and there's a few other places in the world that do things
pretty well I'd say too but other than that things are pretty bad.
And these people, this is the annoying thing that I really have with a lot of these girls
that are like the enablers for this is that if the world was run by the psychopaths
that you try to, you know, like you're dreaming about and, you know, idealizing, you'd be
a sex slave. That's it. Like, if not just killed. Like, that's the reality. And it's
not going to be in the way that like, oh, to my seven and a half foot tall vampire,
billionaire that actually loves me. No, absolutely not. I'm right. So it's just
it's so naive and that these people drive me crazy. Do you think Sharia would
fix these problems? I don't really, I mean again, like I don't want to get into
that. There's Brittany Romero telling people to jump off a cliff or jump off
a bridge when confronted about her bad behavior in court. We see a very common
theme with these women. Did you get all the attention you were desperately
looking for during a murder trial for children, no. You're a fucking loser. Jump off a bridge.
Please, you're used to being a trial. You're beyond unprofessional.
Jump off a cliff. That's literally all she's saying. Yeah, I'm glad this is happening to her.
I am. I hope it gets worse. I hate people that are like this.
I do. They're absolutely toxic, disgusting, horrible people.
Brittany Romano has just had her credentials pulled by Vanity Fair.
Man.
Uh-oh.
The Death Spiral begins.
Maybe you can do only fans.
Actually probably not, never mind.
Oh man, it's Yoni.
I love how everyone's really giving preconceived notions, but yet, you're sitting in what your living rooms giving X, Y, and Z.
And you're in the courtroom laughing and giggling.
I remember a single day, I would love to know what...
And the victims are in the ground.
Killer.
Okay, my thoughts are that you're laughing and carrying on and hanging out with a lawyer and gushing because you're a boopy for a child.
Exactly well everybody knows what she's doing like I don't want to watch this video because he's like talking over her. It's annoying
But like let me I'll watch 10 more seconds, and I'll see if it gets any better
Oh you data lawyer oh you data lawyer so you're basically
Last 30 seconds
You don't know how people are upset.
I have an idea.
People feel so entitled and they... they're not.
They're not entitled?
You know who else wasn't entitled?
Luigi.
He wasn't entitled to shoot somebody in the back of the head.
Lindsey Clancy wasn't entitled to kill her kids either.
Well, I guess entitlement doesn't matter that much.
I have an idea why people might be upset at you.
you it's maybe because you were laughing and carrying on and giggling and you're a groupie
for a child killer.
Yeah.
Just maybe.
Just maybe.
That's it, and Tyler she's a narcissist, she cares.
I can see the world and her life getting a lot worse.
And luckily she's enough of an narcissistic attention horror that we'll get to watch
the entire thing.
We'll get to watch the entire thing, and it will be absolute cinema.
It's gonna be great.
At 128, she says she didn't take her Adderall?
No way.
It'd be fair. I've never said I work for Big Air.
Okay, let me see you go.
You're a reporter.
You're a reporter.
How about you show some decorum?
They say...
Close that video, and I was like...
I hope...
And messable this, you said,
but only other people on the internet can claim your childhood.
If that's the case, please show up and tell me why you think you feel you're
Maybe I should chill out.
Like I'm nothing else, so I'm not drunk.
I've been sober for some time.
I've been sober for some time.
I didn't take my full Adderall today, so I'm like...
So it's another overly medicated young woman
who's going around there idealizing psychopaths?
Wow.
There sure are a lot of those, aren't there?
There really are.
She definitely took it.
I don't think so.
Our full Adderall.
Yeah, she probably cut something half or something like that, right?
Maybe.
So yeah, what does this girl do?
She's like a she's like a Lindsey Clancy supporter and like a
Ouija supporter. So, you know, people are rightfully, you know,
criticizing her for that. And they got her fired from her job.
Great, right? You know, she'll try to get another job in the
future. They'll probably try and get her fired for that. Also
great. And so yeah, I hope it gets worse. I do I really do I
I hope it gets worse for these people.
And honestly, I think that sometimes these people,
what they do is they'll try to make appeals to morality.
Once you show yourself to be a person that
doesn't have moral values, you should never allow a person
who proves themselves to not have moral values
to use moral values as an inhibitor for you
to make them accountable.
i don't believe the uh... you know if you kill a killer there's the same of
killers in the world
no there's not actually
because you do it twice there's not out that's negative one right number one
number two uh... i don't i don't view things that way i don't view i don't
view all actions as the same
uh... i think that doing bad things to bad people is better than doing bad
things to good people
yeah don't flag for pvp
should never done it
should have never done it
You take the light-yogany path, as I said, it is a mercy on the world, and especially
on my high school and parents, that I did not watch Death Note in 2006 when I was 16
years old, because I watched it like two years ago.
I agreed with light about everything.
I think he was totally right.
He was absolutely right, and he should have gone even farther.
That's my opinion, right?
So, basically, exactly, that's my thing, okay?
Then I was tapping, I mean, he was going to, yeah, no doubt, and it was also your fright
but also retarded.
There's many examples of this, right?
There's plenty of examples.
And heartwarming, no, no, no, no, no, bro.
Heartwarming compilation of non-black streamers appreciating black culture.
Is this the black culture that starts with a certain letter that begins with n?
Yeah.
This is shit!
No, no.
Why are you doing this shit?
No, no, no, no, no.
I didn't say shit. Stop.
This is shit!
This is shit!
Why are you doing this shit?
I'm a bitch!
I'm a bitch!
I'm a bitch!
I'm a bitch!
Fuck this.
Adapt the type of nigga to go to a supermarket, pick up a bruised asshole, and whisper,
Who did this to you?
I'm a bitch!
I'm a bitch!
Oh, I just fucked on this nigga, this next guy.
Two!
No!
One!
Y'all can't like the thing is like this this like this just so performative bro like you can't be singing along to a song
Somebody says the word there. You're allowed to they're not like this whole thing like bro
Like just bring it all let's bring it all back, bro
Like let's bring let's let's go right back to 2009 call of duty modern warfare 2 like I swear to God
Ray got entrapped. This is entrapment. That's illegal Kai. You can't do that to him
Nicko-lita, Nicko, Nicko, Nicko-lita.
In middle school, I...
yeah.
You used to say Nega.
I used to, yeah.
Damn, so he's still in middle school?
Fuck man, like he getting started early.
He already has come up too.
Wow.
is it by the way isn't it crazy that I'm one of the only people that there
aren't any clips at least that i'm aware of of me saying it but it's like the irony there i think
is really good
let me hear the evidence real quick bruh
what i say
Make God you ain't funny. That's not true. It's
Everybody everybody has said the n-word except me bro. I'm the only person that's never said the n-word
Maybe you're boring as fuck. Yeah, and lane as hell
Cuz the only lady who say that shit
I can say this Ron laughs out of fun fucking said it you guys might instead
The chat laugh and everybody told him to say it and he said it Lacey is admitted to saying it publicly
You know this so why is that a problem other members in phase of Senate in the consignments behind the scenes off?
Thanks in the presence of other black creators and phase numbers and this was never a problem
You're right. It's all performance like banks is like I I'm
I'm very mixed on my opinions on banks, right? I've had conversations with the guy seems like a nice guy, right?
He's done some things that I think are weird, but like I think on this he's right
Who cares about a word a lot of people do?
what a lot a lot of people do and
It's just the thing is that
You're not gonna get people to go around and act like this is some kind of crazy thing all right all right one more one more
One more this is and it just goes on and on and on
And then I'm like a lot, I'ma keep this up.
Cynna texted me and I was thinking mad hot,
I was f***ing mad hot.
She texted me, she was like, yo, Bonnie ain't say that.
And I'm like, man, maybe she's like a several guys
that got bent up for no reason.
Like, there ain't no way, bro.
I'm like, bro, there ain't no way, bro.
I've never let someone say that around me.
She didn't say that word.
She didn't say it.
Silky even knows now she didn't say the word.
I would never allow that, that would never happen.
Miggas drop the twitter in that unedited version of my nigga bro take accountability game. There's no way out of this one
Hit the accountability
Like I really was awesome like no editors. I was really like game guy and guzz two different things
Who cares they do they do I think it's to me. This is funny. It's funny because like see for me, right?
But everybody you know, it's really kind of funny. It's like whenever those DMs miss leaked out of
context where I said that the N word was my password. People thought it was funny and I feel
I feel like I almost let my fans down when it turns out that it wasn't true.
I almost got you guys disappointed.
But I couldn't have the N-word as my password because everybody would have guessed it.
It would be too easy.
People would be getting into all my accounts.
Deleting my gear and shit.
Everybody would have guessed that's it.
I said new guy. That's what they say in the censored version.
Fuck that nigga
Fuck that new guy, but I know I know I just fucked up the soul trying to make my own lyrics
Well, there's no way somebody mastered that shit
Fuck amen and the people that's like your bro. It's just a word. It's just a word. It's just a word
Let me call you all the derogative shit
Your terms are acceptable
Let's use everything bro. Let's say everything again
was yes exactly yeah let's let's do everything again and let and without
without a lot of hate like I mean obviously like we shit talk right but
like without any sort of animosity nobody wants to animosity and let me
not get canceled my name exactly just word let me call this let me call you
this because bro like I would say that's that was my
favorite word man exactly that was my favorite fucking word and they took
it away from me. Oh it makes me so mad. What? What? Can I swear? Yes! I'm gonna be on that.
I swear I don't give a fuck. Exactly. Niggas not gonna try to take my... Thank you, thank
you. At least you are not fucking going on some PR tour about it. You know it, I know
it, everybody knows it. Because yeah, no, it's some bullshit though really. It's
some bullshit that you can go and say the n-word and that's all right but you
can't say other ones. I think that either all of it's okay or none of it's okay.
You shouldn't be able to call people the n-word and then they can't call you
something else. You shouldn't be able to call somebody a cracker and then they
can't call you something else. Everybody should be able to say it. This
This is all like bro, like we are just really out of our fucking minds nowadays, aren't we?
Like what is this performative bullshit, like what are we even doing?
Who are we even trying to make happy?
Some person on Twitter that already hates you?
These people hate farm clips of you every day, they want you to get upset, they want
you to get mad.
Fuck them, man.
Fuck a suck of dick.
Give a fuck about any of this shit.
Don't get sighed up by a bunch of mentally ill fat losers on social media trying to tell
you what you're allowed to advertise.
Do you think I'm...
You see, I get sponsors.
I get sponsors.
I get a spot.
I get banned.
Sponsors like, oh, will he be able to do it when he gets back?
Oh, he will?
Okay, all right, cool.
That's it.
You just get different sponsors you don't need you don't need oh you want to get a pat on the head from AT&T
Fuck AT&T
Fuck AT&T dual comm big dick. Fuck them
Rain bed
Just do it
Don't let these companies tell you what to do you got freedom of speech is guaranteed to you by the First Amendment of the United States Constitution
Constitution
You're gonna let Nike rewrite the Constitution fuck them
If they were gonna rewrite the Constitution they get rid of the amendment for slavery so they could use the fucking little slaves
That they have making their shit right now fuck them. I
Don't want to hear any fucking virtue signaling from these companies
Samsung Samsung having cobalt minds with children and slaves
But oh don't say the inward on our prawns sponsor broadcast the fuck out of here shut the fuck up
Do whatever you need say whatever you want would you do a bricks and minifigs sponsor no
Even I have standards
Likely and then and then make it into a that's not that serious. They let me sponsor from the Taliban before that
We call you to say that we were spamming in 2015 exactly exactly and then we have to take
all vocabulary for this shit.
Yes, yes, and it's fucking annoying man.
Turn this shit back into a fucking prime cod lobby.
And the thing is I've been with I go on Instagram a lot.
I've seen some of the new cod lobbies.
They sound a lot like some of the old cod lobbies.
That's nice.
Game butter and shit yeah fucking weirdo
We're going back to coffee and the thing is like every everybody in his chat
He's even agreeing with people are tired of this self-censorship bullshit. They're tired of it. Everybody's tired of it
Yes, we say retard again. Yeah, remember people say our word it's our word it you mean retarded
Oh, you mean something is retarded. Oh, okay. All right. That's it password is taboo because password
Okay, good. Listen, there's plenty like we're not gonna get into that fucking shit. All right
I didn't read I should have read your whole fucking sentence
So anyway, who will you get some some countless other nuts again? You seen the cobweb lobbies are healing themselves videos?
Yeah, exactly. They're just bro. They're saying they're said the are bro the our word
Unalive is still a thing.
Unalive is a thing because of auto filters on TikTok.
It's not a thing because people are afraid of saying kill.
They're just afraid of saying it because of a filter.
So that's not the same situation as people that are self-centering because of a slur.
Totally different dynamic.
Money? Yeah, I mean sure, right?
Age restricted gets you shadow man?
I should just say that shit. Nothing happens.
And then she even go fucking matter anyone who was being mad was doing that fake outrage bullshit
You've seen the radio edit of a song who gives a fuck
Think I think I was seeing a cover you're seeing a cover
The cover was from Johnny rebel
But like yeah, he's like Bonnie probably doesn't even know who that is
Which means probably that she's probably not in the wrong
She probably didn't know that is
I don't know which version, but there is a version that says that, that I was listening to.
It just makes sense in those lyrics.
It just makes sense.
You know, I'll stop myself.
I was in high school, so that's what I was doing, but they said that I said the N word, and then they said I was racist.
Yeah.
And at first I was like there's no way right because I wanted a sound engineer to go in there and break it apart and
Show that I didn't say it and then silky was like I'm so disappointed
She should have just owned it with her chest on some Riley read shit. And I was like no, no
No, no, no, not Jerry
But then you know a lot of people are standing up for me and they were and they were saying that they even the clip page
Even the clip page that posted it that posted it the clip page that posted it somebody says she says new guy and the clip page
Responded and says I know
Oh
You just realized that you get informed for clips you get informed because they'll give a fuck about you
They don't care about what you said. They just want people to hate you because it means they make more money
They don't care about you. They don't give a fuck about you
That's the way it is
Some girls don't get this because they don't know though. They don't know the depths of the privacy of the man. I
do
Definitely do I'm down there all the time
Then why does the title say sinna was so disappointed that her roommates at the end words?
Why does that say that?
Because more people would click on it because it makes you look bad and it puts y'all against each other
And it gets people talking about it. Like what do you mean? Like it's just how do you not understand?
What's going on these people are playing you they're playing you man
Did you see that am I crazy that's crazy
Oh my god, okay, and now I just gave them another three dollars with whatever I said it's probably like 10
It could be like for a thing about this right this fat piece of shit lives in probably Romania is
Getting 40 USD, which is like that's probably two and a half houses over there, right and a donkey
So he's he's living high on the hog for making you and your room may hate each other
I'm pretty sure they're gonna take it and chop and screw my edit of
Of this three of you like Bonnie was crying over severe backlash when most of the people were calling them out being like
This is bullshit
Mm-hmm
But it's just like Senna is doing this marathon. That's really fucking cool. Okay
It's something that's really really cool and she's really pushing herself and
So that's why they're doing it. They're doing it Senna Senna farm Senna tries to have the right opinion about things
So, what happens is that Sima tries to have the right opinion about things.
So whenever you go and you say something that is not what you're supposed to say and your
home roommate, they want to go and pin that on her because people don't like what the
way, people don't like people that try to act perfect.
They don't like people that try to have the right opinion on everything.
But it makes people, because everybody knows it's not authentic.
Everybody knows it's not.
So the moment that they have even a slight gap, even a little bit of an opening, they're
going to use that, and they're going to push that over and over and over and over.
But I'm not saying it's a good thing, but this is the way people are, right?
A chicken, you take that chicken, this is the situation with the chicken, all right?
Is that one chicken starts bleeding.
Everybody else picks that chicken.
Every other chicken picks that chicken to death until it's dead with a bleeding
spot, right?
you could say this is an evolutionary mechanism to where they weed out the ones
that are sick
is also called a packing party now does it mean the chickens are right for doing
that not a fucking chickens are retired that's why we eat them
but at the same time to eat them even if they were smart though to be fair
uh...
the truth is though it's just the way people are
my advice for people on the internet
is that people are a lot like chickens and the solution to that is
don't believe
Why it's so frustrating to me right now because anytime when my friends are doing something good and people are on up or I'm on the up
People come in and they have these stupid narratives or like this try to speak because they want to bring you down
They don't want to see you succeed. They don't want to see you happy
Yeah, duh, but they try to get like because I don't know. It's just it's just it's just I don't know
It's what girls just don't they did that girls just don't understand, bro. They really just they just don't get it
Why is it that they just don't get it?
It's biological.
It's not their fault.
It's not their fault, really.
That's why I've been so, and it's so hard for me not to say things over and over and
over again.
So we can just move on.
And then if not, it is where it is, but like, I don't know.
My friends, they were like, we know you didn't say that, obviously.
I was like, I know, it's just absurd.
I don't know why he says that.
I think that this is what you should do.
You should comment on it and keep defending yourself.
You should keep bringing it up.
Because there are some people that still think that you did.
You gotta prove them wrong.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
I don't condone people just saying it.
I'm sorry, I just don't.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
I don't condone, I don't, I don't, I don't say it.
Okay.
She's just making it worse.
She's making it worse. This is...
Oh God.
Oh God.
It's just, you're making it worse.
it worse. You don't, you don't do this. Don't do this. Don't, don't put yourself in the situation.
You don't have to have an opinion on whether people should say that in order or not. You
don't have to talk about this. You don't have to say it. It doesn't matter. Nobody,
nobody involved in this discourse cares. Nobody. This is the thing, right? Nobody actually
cares. Everybody is just kind of playing along with it because it's just something
that they're bored with. People are bored. There's nothing else going on. But it's so
freeing, saying the n-word. I mean, like, it depends on the context, right? It depends
on the context. And yeah, I was still bored a lot. Exactly. Yeah. I mean, like, just
bro, like, never, ever try like the moment that you try to play the moment you try
to be the person that has all the right opinions is the moment that people try
to figure out why you're wrong. Just be normal. You don't have to make a statement on things.
You don't have to have an opinion on things. You don't have to go and give your two cents
on things. You don't have to go and, you know, say the thing that's socially acceptable.
You can just simply like the people that are the best creators, the ones that have
the best longevity are the ones either that are so mentally ill like me or Hassan
that just don't give a fuck about it anymore. And we deal with this. It's like basically
like you're just rolling in shit all day and so it's normal for you
there's that group
and then there's the other excuse you see right yet another one right not as bad
as we are but yeah
and then um... you also have the other group like they just don't talk about it
they don't need to make a statement on it
they might say something once every six months about
some opinion they have about some political event but like they don't really give a fuck
not thinking about it
But you want to be like those people because those are the people that people learn to like for the long term, right?
Like Lerick, right? Lerick, yeah, Co. Like, what was Co. to talk about this shit, right?
And that's...
Like, it is Charlie. I mean, Charlie's half and a half, right? Depends. But like, yeah, in general, it's true.
So, like, in general, like, you just don't... You don't need to have a take on everything.
You don't have to have a take on everything. You don't have to have an opinion on everything. Like, that's really...
That's the advice that I would give any of these people and I wish that more people understood that but unfortunately they don't
They always try to justify it
They always try to defend themselves that people you can't defend yourself the people to hate you because they want you
They want you to lose them out of what?
Guess what this is about
That's right
They should be quiet
They didn't kill their children.
She's a murderer.
I can't.
Okay.
These are man-hating women that are standing outside.
This is what it's about.
They think the husband did it.
They're crazy.
They've lost their mind.
They're waving through murder.
Do you know why the woman is in a wheelchair?
Did you even notice that she's...
Because she's a stupid bitch that threw herself out the fucking window, and if it was up
to me and every other man in the whole country, then she wouldn't even be alive.
She would have been sentenced to capital punishment.
She'd be dead the same day she killed her kids.
insane world in a real patriarchy in a just society in a moral universe these
hags love to cry because she jumped out the window after this so she's a stupid
bitch shouldn't have jumped out the window should have gone head first they
They say that Lindsay was in psychosis, I think these women are suffering some from psychosis.
They've been watching too many-
Everybody knows that you're playing your psychosis episodes ahead of time.
True crime, Netflix dramas.
This was an incredibly privileged woman, incredibly wealthy.
She had a nanny and she's still complaining that she-
Yeah, bro, like, you get to throw yourself out the window when you have a fucking-
Dude, help.
She could not have got more help from the system that she already have received.
This is a murder.
I think she should have got more help. I think they should have put her in a straight jacket.
She was overly medicated. That bitch was crazy. They should have known that.
They should have Baker acted her a while ago.
Strangled her children one by one. One of the boys ran away and she's chasing them.
They're having a panic attack.
Prone candidate of somebody who I think shouldn't be allowed to vote.
You can't have a person like this deal with the stressful situations,
start having a panic, having a breathing episode on air.
You can't have people like this.
And then killed it.
Laurie Watkins.
What you just said was absolutely disgusting.
Thank you.
And you should be ashamed of yourself.
Thank you.
Of course, right?
It's always about the consensus and shame.
It's never about facts, reality, logic.
logic. It's always about what other people think and how other people feel.
Here that he's not. Okay?
Why is this true?
You clearly don't care, so pipe down.
Okay, and by the way, men watching this, if you have a woman standing next to you on
the sofa who is defending this murder, you gotta think deeply about this. I've been
waiting to be a victim.
So we need to have some empathy.
Talk to your women and find out for us.
What are they thinking?
Empathy? Nah, nah, bro. Empathy. What about empathy for the kids that are
dead now empathy now you don't want to have empathy for people like this empathy can be
a bad thing empathy is so toxic whenever it's a sign to the wrong person defending this woman
it's i don't think anybody's defending what she did but you can have empathy for what she
likes i know many women that this has happened to no they did not kill their children but they
Okay, so then it's not a problem
So when you fail to they should be
Man
She's probably on her period or something right it's gotta be something. I don't know. She's old enough. Maybe it's just menopause
Who knows?
These are, she's a murderer, I can't imagine.
Yeah, you thought it was...
Probably going to be a hysterical classic, huh? Jesus Christ.
Bob, come on out there, this would, see, this would be the point where the priest would say...
Oh my God, and you're seconded by the end of the story.
These are, she's a murderer, I can't imagine.
This would be the point where the priests would be like,
all right, I knew they were in there.
I knew they were, I knew the demons were in there.
I see, see, what did I tell you guys?
See, look, ah, there it is.
Yep, go get the pyre.
Demon hands, yeah, exactly, right?
Women can't handle any pushback.
Hence the state has to enforce it
with a threat of force.
Exactly, it's embarrassing, bro.
Like, I'm so glad to see more people
calling the shootout.
is so sad is so so embarrassing and I saw this this is actually really um I don't want to spend a lot
of time about this is this okay I really like Jesus bro like it's just I could go back and forth and
okay thank god this was AI like this shit actually was stressing me out give me one second I might
see if there's any more of these that are worth looking at but uh if there's not I'm gonna go
and look at some of the shit on reddit because obviously we started earlier we
got to get some other shit down and I want to play that game but I will look
at the this is Hassan Piker spent 82 minutes today crashing out over a single
clip of himself this is the clip where he said that all Jews have a collective
accountability for what Israel does and American Jews are going to be punished
for Israel's activities and obviously a lot of Congress people you know men and
women uh... have now come out and condemned him for this for the
statements right
it's bullshit
and you know i go through this long process except
max nordow who himself is larping as a jewish person even though he's not i
believe his name is brian griffin is not jewish
but he lies about being jewish uh... on the timeline
uh... eclipse
i think it was like dsa watcher this guy one of the people in the bio
accounts right
That, yeah, his name is Brian Griffin, yes, literally, like the family guy.
Anyway, so the smear-
All of his songs people that he liked had pagers in their bio,
and that didn't go very well for them.
Here starts here, right?
I'll go and say it's surrogate to Sompite Ground American Jews.
Someone's going to come around and take action.
Now you'll notice that this is a 51-second video,
which is a little bit longer than the normal clips that they use, right?
Is it doxing against the US? I have no idea.
I don't know if that's a public information. I'm going to the normal clips that they use usually are like 10 seconds long
So you might you might think oh well this must be in context, but once you hear exactly
What they clip you'll understand. It's complete. It's crazy. How every single day you say something is it like at a certain point maybe
And the thing is like I never feel bad for Hassan whenever he gets quote clipped out of context
Because he's the kind of person he takes everything the other people say at a context
He will take the most bad faith disingenuous interpretation of something and then run with it and shoot for the moon
This is what happens
Sometimes you're a farmer sometimes you're the crop
It's harvesting time man
Get ready
This is what happens
You've been doing this shit for years and now it happens to you when you're crying about it. You shouldn't have done it
And you want to know why because people don't fuck with Israel any longer and if and if Jews in America
Can Jews put in America this this idea out there Jews are not keep saying the literally invested in Israel
Yeah, eventually someone's gonna come around and take action not against the state of Israel mind you but against American Jews
That's right collective accountability
Okay
We're teaching people the wrong lesson. I don't know how I like that
They even put the we're teaching people the wrong lesson in there
So like if you're not the least charitable psychopath of all time you very all the means if they're not you
Very quickly understand offer idiotic suggestions about like putting a timer on screen
Rendering the clip and I used to literally have it's actually a really smart idea
No, no this this viewer actually has a good idea if he could add like his chat arena
And he could have a timer going of like how long his stream has been going on so people could tell that it was being clipped out of
Contacts, it's actually a really smart idea. He should do that
A ticker on top of my face basically it said fucking Vladimir Putin sucks
That's true. I remember that he it was a rotating thing. It was like Fox News
This war is illegal all this shit and people still clipped it people always find a way
Because this is my MIA crime me a fucking river
whatever. Uh-huh.
Motivated reasoning, okay?
No one wants to...
No one wants...
And the clip itself is not necessarily bad,
but they frame it as...
Do you think that the reason why he doesn't want to do that
is because then people would be able to
look and get the full context and make it even worse?
So like, it's basically
the fact that he doesn't do that
is like an admission of
the fact that like he knows
saying things is out of context.
universal you know oh no no it wasn't me like the shaggy defense me saying it's a
good thing that this is happening we're already past that point anyway so this is
like a like a shortened seven minute version of it but like even the clips
are in in context right like the clips are not out of context the clips
are basic the clips are basically in contact they don't even want but but then
why'd you see they're out of contact anymore they just read the headline
and caption and run with it because people don't fuck with Israel any longer
so they cut all of the the beginning first 50 seconds of this yeah and they
made it seem as though you know I'm just like directly referencing Jews or
something like that, like not talking to a Jew.
How, like how many times has the son, like, didn't he say that I supported, like,
Jews in Israel because I looked like a Jew? Didn't you, like, I mean, really,
you've had people on your stream that have said Jews are a demonic ethnicity.
You know, like, I mean, how many, you're supporting organizations that want
to kill all the Jews, like you're using anti-Semitic.
You say that things are spiritually Israeli, which just happens to be a Venn diagram, which is a perfect circle with Jewish stereotypes that already exist.
Like, I mean, how many points on the graph do you need to make a line here?
Of course, people are going to say you were anti-Semitic when you support groups of people that want to kill all of the Jews.
Like, I think wanting to kill all of the Jews is anti-Semitic.
I do.
I think it's Jewish anti-Zionist chatter of mine or anything like that.
But even with even without the fucking context, it's very clear. It's very clear the points
Right. Yeah, it is clear. That's why everybody was mad
Okay, seriously, so there's the fear that you could get taken out
But what if it happens and they'll stage it to look like a suicide they could clip you saying I'm gonna kill myself
Oh, bro, like dude, just don't even talk about this man. I feel like just don't even why are you reading that?
Why do you read this?
Can you for the record publicly announce that you'll never do that?
Why do you read this?
Yeah, copy this from another chatter.
Yes, guys, I am not suicidal.
Okay, are you fucking insane?
Dude, you're talking about Israel, not Epstein.
Oh, wait.
Oh, fuck.
Maybe, okay, it's good he did say that then, never mind.
Oh, and I don't have any, like, workout equipment in my house.
I don't have a gun in my house.
I'm not suicidal.
Stop.
Do that either.
Uh-huh.
Because it's working.
If it wasn't working,
Then they wouldn't be attacking me this much.
I, by the way, this person is actually listening to what I'm saying.
If I were you, I'd stop comhamming with candidates that has brought you so much trouble.
None of these politicians deserve your platform, your time and community so.
And also, like, he's damaging for them.
They wouldn't be attacking me this much.
Why the fuck would I ever concede?
Why would I ever cave to the disingenuous framing?
Why would I ever cave to the smear campaigns?
Right.
You think I want APAC to get a W here?
What are you fucking...
You've been talking about media...
They already did.
for me weeks maybe we focus more on the news outside of you I know it can feel
hard not to be center so heavily issues a little bit more strictly will help
you're right the number one fucking news story of today I should just avoid
talking about I know it's it's me me me I'm being so fucking self-centered oh I
decide it's too much who would want to deal with this who would want to be
yell that every day. Who would want to be smeared every day with heinous lies? Anybody
who you disagree with by your entire industrial complex of intellectually dishonest liars on
Twitter and other social media platforms that frame and push lies about everybody? Too
bad.
I'm done. Let's say tomorrow I say I'm fucking done. I'm out. Okay? Someone else
This is obviously going to take my place because the masses and the resentment and the anger
towards what Israel has done is not going to go away.
Someone else is inevitably going to fill this role because at the end of the day, I'm just
it's always Israel.
It's all everything is always Israel.
Nobody really has a problem with Hassan's opinions about Israel like just generally
I don't think most people do.
I think a lot of people generally kind of agree with them that like Israel seems to be a bad actor
I don't want to have America entangled with Israel like most people generally agree
Like I mean maybe not to the same extreme that he does in some cases, but like you're you're not fighting a battle on that a
Megaphone I'm just a platform and what they would continue doing to Abdul regardless that Brian Griffin account literally just admitting it I
I created a news cycle. Yeah. Got him.
Got him. Great. This is who they're getting their notes.
Oh, gotcha, bitch! There's another one. They're gonna do it again now, too.
Again, it couldn't have happened to a better person.
Hassan does this with people all the time. Every time I get suspended, it's because a lot of people from Hassan's community
tries to reframe things that I say in a way that is incomplete and accurate or
tries to exaggerate them to a degree that they weren't really intended to be at
but does it matter what if I say it's out of context so they're gonna say it's
not so at the end of the day I really couldn't give a fuck I couldn't give a
fuck what goes around comes around this what you get this what you get you
said twitch fans based on outrage on violation okay oh this I already saw this
this could have been his opportunity he could have been the next Charlie Kirk and
instead Candace always came in and was like I'm the new Charlie Kirk and I'm
gonna get there by talking about Charlie Kirk and perhaps one of the more
disrespectful fashions even though all of the Kirk heads are now Candace Owens
for heads and they think Candace is doing his his memory justice I don't
think it's true it is the most insane way to go out man it is such a
crazy it is such a crazy way like he's like this would have been better honored
if the Trump administration actually arrested people like myself by point
into his assassination and Ken is almost took that it was like I'm the only one
who cares about him peep the videos that's my work wife we listen in the
community gather and also Charlie Kirk can actually change electrical currents
and people were like, oh my god, I believe everything you're saying, tell me more.
She pointed to the menorah in the courtyard, she said, look at the menorah, courtyard.
There's a hole in the ground.
You know who likes to make tunnels Jewish folk? Look at Brooklyn.
There's tunnels in there.
That really was a fever dream, wasn't it?
As though there's any Jewish people in Utah.
Anyway, doesn't matter. None of it matters.
She literally dominated discourse with this.
And there are people who are just straight up like, no, she's the truth teller.
I forgot about a super power that she talked about.
Yes, dude. Yes, yes. Egyptian helicopters. The real Jews are the French.
Like, she went Jews killed Kirk, and then she went...
I thought they were black.
The real Jews are the French.
What about the black Israelites?
I was there. I watched all of it happening. I couldn't believe it.
She said, is Jews that control the media?
They should say that to this camera. Black Jews.
Because the real Jews are the French.
She said that shit.
And perhaps, what's more insane is people believe it.
Why didn't he just say Israel did it too?
I think he's just... I don't know. I think he...
He has the same...
Because it's not true, maybe.
like maybe because it's not true and and everybody knows like so like the world goes through a
psychosis sometimes like whether it's COVID or whether it's the Charlie Kirk stuff or
whether it's anything else and I think that when the dust settles, Nick's a young guy,
he's going to be involved in politics for a long time and you don't want to be on the record
buying into the bullshit. You don't want to be the person that had a record of
going with the consensus because that's gonna hurt your credibility long, long
term. In 10 years people will bring up everybody that brought up the COVID
vaccines. They're gonna talk about that still even then. 20 years they're gonna
still talk about that. You know why? Because it's a proof of failure. This
This Charlie Kirk shit is fizzling out. People are realizing that it's actually just a bunch
of retarded narcissistic retards like Candace Owens that are trying to gas themselves up
and just derailing any sort of right-wing progress because of their own narcissism
and stupidity. More people are realizing this every day.
Kind of autism that I have where he has to literally, like when he sees something
as illogical as the argument that like Israel killed Charlie Kirk, he just can't.
He has to say that that's not the case. I don't know.
It's kind of crazy that if Charlie Kirk wasn't assassinated, we were straight up going to debate on the issue of Israel.
So I am at least uniquely positioned in this story to know exactly what his takes were, because I was researching his positions on Israel.
And that is my only point of view on this, we're like, we know.
We... everybody knows.
Even if it was Israel, they killed him, which I don't believe, but also if my queen believes
it, then I'm just a bystander, you know what I mean?
I can't argue against the queen.
However, the one area that I take issue with is literally the notion that Charlie Kirk
was changing his perspective on Israel.
Charlie Kirk was, till the last moment, Donald Trump's loyalist, okay?
He was Donald Trump's servant.
I have plenty of evidence to show you, especially on the issue of Jeffrey Epstein.
Charlie Kirk was a huge Jeffrey Epstein guy, and as soon as Donald Trump gave him a boss
call and said, shut the fuck up about Jeffrey Epstein, he said, I'm going to shut the fuck
up about Jeffrey Epstein.
Honestly, I'm done talking about Epstein for the time being.
I'm going to trust my friends in the administration.
I'm going to trust my friends in the government to do what he's begun.
Well, to reason why he stopped talking about it is that Charlie Kirk had the correct
political instinct to realize that the Epstein conversation was being weaponized
and pushed because Donald Trump was involved with it.
It was not being pushed because they were worried about the rapes.
It's not being pushed because they're worried about a cover-up.
It's being pushed because it was politically advantageous.
Charlie Kirk correctly clocked this, and he then stopped talking about it.
A good parallel to this is the reason why Hassan and people like him didn't want to
talk about the Rupert Low rape report in the UK.
It's because that, even though it might be true or problematic, is not advantageous
for their political goals, so they don't want to talk about it.
That's the reason why.
they do the exact same thing
for the area over the iranian massacre
balls in their hands i've said plenty this last weekend so you guys wanna see my
commentary on it that's fine charlie kirk on ironically did write a book that i
think is now post mortem published about israel specifically about
conservative should defend israel he wrote a letter to netanyahu on how to win
back the youth
this is literally one of this was one of his primary concerns up to a lot of
the other day just like these don't say this are usually charlie kirk hated
the donors he hated them of course he hated them why wouldn't he hate them
People who are pro-Israel are unbelievably arrogant about their donations.
They literally go, oh, you're criticizing Israel.
I gave you $100,000.
Shut the f**k up.
So that doesn't mean anything.
You know who else famously was super pro-Israel throughout the entire
so-called peace process, the Oslo Accords?
Bill Clinton.
You know what Bill Clinton famously said?
I can't stand Benjamin Netanyahu.
Bill Clinton famously said, to Benjamin Netanyahu,
who the f**k do you think is the superpower here?
And then at the end of the day, Bill Clinton still did the bidding
of Israel in that, in those Oslo Accords.
So the reality of the matter is all of these guys are annoyed
with the, with the Zionist donors.
all these guys get annoyed with the pro-israel movement but it doesn't matter
their output is still always going to be the same
until Donald Trump turns
by the way Hassan is accurate in in his understanding of this
he is this is this is an accurate analysis
that Charlie Kirk was not turning on Israel and neither was Bill Clinton
they just didn't like the the administration and they have issues
with them
that's why Candace's framing of uh... Charlie Kirk trying to turn on
Israel is stupid
he's actually explaining why Candace is wrong and he's providing
historical context with Bill Clinton. That's what's funny about it.
On Israel, Charlie Kirk was never going to turn on Israel. So that is actually one part
of this conspiracy that I find, you know, really goddamn annoying, but whatever. Who cares?
I think he met Mossad, wrote a book, put Charlie's name on it and then exploded a lot
of my gear. That's what I meant. That seems less far-fetched than the conservative movement's
most loyal servant being unlawfully loyal to Israel.
She's so crazy. She's so crazy, bro, bro. Come on, dude
It's so cool that she added the French into this because she had the personal beef with Brigitte Macron. Oh, yeah, sued by them
She's getting sued by Brigitte Macron who she said was transgender. Yeah, she just boom tied France into that conspiracy, too
It's awesome. I see that's the other side of this story that I kind of don't understand
Like do people just like avoid that side like or do they also think France killed Charlie Kirk some they're stupid
The thing is that the way that a stupid person thinks isn't the way a normal person thinks
You can't reason that you can't
Understand the theory of mind with a person whose mind is compromised
These people are just stupid
So it doesn't matter what they think or what they're saying that what they're saying there's morons
So they they don't need to there's no obligations of the truth that they have
I'm pretty sure people think Israel killed Charlie Kirk and that came mostly from her.
So when she added the French into the equation, did people just like avoid that part?
Do they just pick and choose what kind of crazy conspiracies they believe?
Are they getting the French or the real Jews lying?
That makes them the same sentiment.
No, I know, but like no one believes that, right?
Please tell me.
People don't believe the French or the real Jews.
Whatever the f*** that even means.
And yes, by the way, for those of you who didn't believe me, she did type Egypt
and France to the equation as well.
The French, the French, foreign legion were on the ground that day.
I think that Israel is involved.
That's not just what you said. You said that is with full confidence. Yes
Yes, but I think if you have full confidence anything, but if you if I said for instance, I think I'm going to be late
Oh God, what is this debate dude? Jesus Christ. I can't believe people watch this. He's genuinely bad at trapping her
I know he's just so ass why is it verse and that's the reason why I never debate
There's no reason to deal with that
Because it's much better to just take things in a lot like one thing this Candace Owens
Well, I watched a good part of this debate is that Candace Owens looked like a retard for
99% of this debate.
She did.
She looked like a total retard.
And then Andrew Wilson didn't know the charge and he said he's on trial for murder.
Candace Owens says no, it's aggravated murder.
It's totally different.
And these people take one win and 100 losses as a W.
They don't operate on the same framework that you do.
So to the extent that you try to engage them
in the free marketplace of ideas,
you will always lose because they don't believe in ideas.
They believe in an ideology.
There's no reason to even do that.
On a point that didn't even matter,
yeah, well, that's the reason why they do that.
That's what they do.
The charge is ultimately irrelevant, though,
to the debate.
It doesn't matter, though.
That's what I'm saying, right?
It doesn't matter to people because, again, people are retarded.
People are retarded.
And so why it's not advantageous for you to debate?
No, because I know this is the way that I always look at things, is that I know if I
can just sit down with somebody's content and deconstruct it, I will always come out
ahead.
Why would I ever not engage in that if I know this is a 100% chance of winning?
It's stupid.
Because nobody is infallible.
Somebody is always going to be able to trip you up, make you bring up some point that's
not relevant.
Even if it's something that's completely superficial, the way somebody looks, here's a good example.
This is the way people are.
The Nixon JFK debate, everybody that watched it on radio or listened to it on radio,
thought Nixon won the debate. Everybody that watched it on TV thought JFK won the debate, because he looked better.
He was better presented. He's a better-looking guy. I mean, let's be honest. I was a better-looking guy. And so
really the optics of a conversation are more important than the words. The strongest argument isn't an argument.
That's the way it is. And it's always been like this. It's not new. That's my point of bringing that up, right?
It's not new like Play-Doh
This is how far back it goes
Play-Doh during debates would start literally flexing on people you can look this up
showing off as physique
This was never the way it is
So understanding this is perception is what matters
Flex on them hoes
This is Andrew Wilson. Who is he? Yeah, I guess he's the debate champion that turning point USA put up
I don't really know why like low-key Nick went does probably do a better job than Andrew Wilson here, which would be hilarious. I
Mean don't act like Nick is bad at debating whenever you lost to debate to Nick so badly
They had to ban Nick off the platform and then we did a post
This is I was there. I was I was on the call. I was with that I was with them
He, like, they lost the poll and that was never Twitch was completely ideologically captured
and they still lost the poll and Nick won the debate.
That was bad.
So let's not act like Nick's bad at doing this, okay?
Oh, God, what a stupid, stupid time to be alive.
Yeah, but Charlie Kirk's personal perspective on Israel wasn't as critical either.
It really wasn't.
annoyed with the pro-Israel donors and pro-Israel movement because it was
making his job a lot harder to reach out to do youth outreach. He was always very
worried about Nick Frentez for this reason as well because Nick Frentez
would you know show up at his events and his groper's would show up at his events
and they'd harass him fully and it was because it's like antithetical to the
anti-dei initiatives you know what I mean you can't be an anti-dei guy but
then also talk about being woke about Israel being woke about Jews in
particular for the right wing for the right wing youth movement. He's right
he's actually right he's right about that it's a double standard. True. Do you
Do you still think it twitches ideologic captured?
Yeah, cause I got banned.
Should never got banned for what I said.
Should never gotten banned.
That's not this, let me see this.
Candice reading, oh no.
No, this is Candice read.
Like I see the, I see the link title
and I already know what this is going to be.
And it's hard to put that genie back in the Bible
because feeling bad is emotional.
And it's hard to put that genie back in the Bible
because.
It's really like, it's really a person.
They partnership between the government and private insurance companies to basically price
gauge.
They may criticize the insurance companies to basically price gauge.
They may criticize the entire coverage.
And so you're just gonna get stuck with a $10,000 bill because part of this price
staging is like you you go to CVS and they decide on pricing they blindfold you they send you in
there it's all about price staging and seeing how much money they can make okay elite of the Mormon
culture the the cream of the pie they get introduced to one of the Hormuz straight Malacca Japan
And Gilbert Char, Gil, how was that wrong?
Gil, Gilbert, Gil...
You know, Jabal...
You guys know what I'm trying to say there, the Horm...
It really wakes you up to the monstrosity of the gods
feared this monstrosity, so it is...
I don't know how so many people get duped and hoodwinked
by this illiterate, brain-dead bitch.
It is unbelievable to me.
She can't even fucking read.
It's pathetic.
The fact that anybody takes this seriously is a joke.
I love you, bro, but you've never been able to talk about people reading shit wrong.
Jills, I hate to, I don't like to break the fourth wall.
And I do it on purpose.
I do.
I do it on purpose.
Do you really think that I mispronounce
all of these obvious words all the time?
I do it to make things.
I do it because I think it's funny.
I do.
I do it because I think it's funny.
The demon Facebook was a part of the monotocity
of lies, of censoring.
I was just like, how can I take on this,
behemoth, you know, this monstrosity?
I feel so small.
And of course it's David and Goliath,
I guess would be the right, it really,
One more.
Have yachts, they got shallots in Switzerland,
they got yachts in, no, I'm not kidding.
I'm saying, you know, these are our tax dollars.
If the Ukrainians now have yachts,
They got shallots in Switzerland.
What are shallots?
Not chariots.
Probably not valets.
Chateaus!
Chateaus!
That's it.
It's got to be chateaus.
Yes.
We've been talking about a lot of bad.
I think it's now time to talk about something good.
You know what's good?
The fact that the 4th of July is happening tomorrow, well it's not actually that good
for me because my husband's English, so it's a very sensitive holiday in my household.
But did you know anyways, because he's not watching, that 250 years ago Americans
revolted against imported goods at the Boston Tea Party.
Unfortunately, over 85% of grass-fed beef sold in stores is in-
We've been talking about-
This is the person that everybody listens to.
This is the person-
It's amazing that a person this stupid
can be listened to, but that many stupid-
Any disavowal is purely tactical.
I know, I told you.
I'm gonna like, by the way, that's enough for today.
That's enough of this bullshit for today.
I don't wanna get into it anymore,
but we'll get into more of it later.
Anyway, what is this here?
African, Africans mocking African-Americans?
Okay.
I
Straight out of 2008. Oh my god
Somebody said friendly fire
Man
That's crazy.
Two thousand is back, yeah.
Imagine getting mugged by a guy that lives in a mud hut.
Not a good thing to do.
And what is this bullet dodge?
I saw this too.
I already looked at it.
And starting in China too.
I don't want to get married because I don't have any money.
any money I don't want to get married because the men are too low quality the
thing is like a lot of people I mean I don't know like I feel like people like
this is just it happens everywhere in the world at the same time very one last
short it's a large situation okay all right let me see it real quick and find
it all right one more one more one more what's this that oh
Oh, fuck, bro!
Oh, no!
Just in.
Morbidly obese.
Big fat.
Democrat, congressional candidate.
Katie, uh, Patti Eulia.
Stout.
I bet she is.
Is under fire.
for FCC records showing that she's spent $4,300 of camp.
See, this is what these fat pigs love to do, bro. They just can't stop themselves.
They can't stop themselves. She's running against Brandon.
She's in a congressional election against Brandon
Let's be let's be a little bit physically accurate. Okay
Yeah, so 4,300 dollars of campaign donations on tacos cookies and liquor over the past four months
I don't believe that. I don't. I think it was probably more. There's no way. There's no way it was only $4,000.
This is normal. $4,000. She clearly didn't share any of it. Front buddy could have feed itself. Oh my God, bro.
Look at them knees. Jesus Christ. Like, it's like a water balloon. And no, this isn't a joke. This is
how she treats her donors dollars. Imagine how she'll treat yours. She could have been eating so
much food. God damn. You know, use funds to buy cookies and tacos. What a fat piece of shit.
My opponent, what is this here? Just got caught red-handed lying. She got caught with her hand
and in the cookie jar.
Hi there, my name is Brandon Rara, I'm the Republican nominee for Texas Congressional District 23,
an avid supporter of protecting Big Ben.
You might hear that construction noise in the background.
That's because we added it in post.
You see, something insane just happened.
My opponent posted this video, claiming that there was construction going on here in Big Ben.
You are out here and you can see that there are still-
Look at them fat ass, like, God damn, bitch, like, bro, that is embarr- you're gonna die.
She's gonna have a heart attack.
You that fat, look at them legs.
Like...
Like, God damn, bro, it's like you blow somebody up like a balloon.
Oh, trucks coming in by the dozens, you can probably hear the beeping and construction
that is still going on.
This is bizarre for two reasons.
One, as you can hear, there's no construction going on whatsoever.
Two, we're not in Big Band.
We are in the beautiful small town of Alpine, Texas, which...
fat people they just really like it's just what they do man is everything it
was them somebody says that was the microwave beeping if you know anything
about West Texas is doubly funny because we're about an hour drive away from
Big Ben and just about a hundred miles away from the piece of border being
discussed bonus points for funny where Katie was standing she could have
seen the map on the mural and known she was nowhere near where she was claiming to be.
Well that yeah because she did she's doing it on purpose she's
guaranteed like you know what like this is the way that she would frame a photo of herself.
It'd be like this. Maybe like this.
By this is the way she would frame a photo of herself. This is what a hog does.
A hog's behavior is entirely the end goal of a hog is to get to the trough.
Everything and every behavior and every action is towards that one singular goal.
Again, as you can see, there's absolutely no construction happening of any construction.
So why did Katie Stout say that?
That leaves us with two to take possibilities one. She's clueless about Texas District 23 and has no also a lot of morbidly obese people
Like there are people that get into a situation
But like if you are in that situation, you're not even trying to help yourself at all like when you have legs like that a
Lot of those people not all of them not all them. There's some smart fat guys
But a lot of them are just dumb
Because they have no idea of object permanence.
Like the permanence of the cake that it stays in your stomach after you put it in your mouth?
They can't understand that.
Idea where she is in it.
Which is actually not very far-fetched considering she can't even remember how many counties are in the district she's trying to represent.
Obviously this district is incredible.
I mean just incredibly large it's 26 they did the whoever made that chair needs to put
that out as an amputation county 26 counties 26 counties in total there are 20 so she
doesn't know that how many counties there are and she's running for office?
This is... so she's running for office in a district and she doesn't know how many counties
are in the district?
No, that's true.
There's a reason why she thinks it's only 26 is because she always takes up two of
them at a time.
Seven, by the way.
Used to be 29.
No, no, yeah.
Anyway, she's either clueless about the district, or much worse in my opinion, she's actively
lying to you to try to get your vote.
She's fabricating a story and putting up false information that she knows-
Yeah, I think there might be 28.
...to be untrue.
Either way, I consider either one of those things to be completely disqualifying for
somebody who's trying to run to represent the biggest district in all of Texas and
one of the most beautiful places in the entire country.
So which is it, Katie?
Are you clueless, or are you a liar?
why as the person who's going to be representing the district that includes Big
Bend, I have been one of the most outspoken Republicans about not just
protecting the national park, but the state park and the tourism economy that
Brewster County so deeply relies on. I've already taken this issue directly to my
Republican colleagues, directly to the White House and directly to DHS, letting
them know what everybody in this area already knows, that we have to make it
a priority to protect Big Bend. Yeah, and it looks like, by the way, it looks
Looks like he gonna win.
It does, it looks like he's gonna win.
I saw his odds for winning were like 70 fucking percent,
something like that.
So I'm glad to see this.
I hope he wins, yeah.
I mean, exactly, like I'm really glad to see it.
I mean, to be fair, the air constructionist boy,
she's had the number.
To be fair, she didn't add the construction noise
in post, she just had the dump truck
that carries her in the crane
that takes her out, that made a lot of noise.
So that's the reason why.
It was the crane leaving. She immediately called Brandon a Nazi
Really? I
Wish she was a Nazi. I wish she would not see as much food
Like
You guys have to understand that
Fat people are one of the only groups of people that I can make fun of and it's okay with
The moment that they relax more rules
We're gonna have all kinds of jokes about all kinds of people.
It's only a matter of time.
It really...
Seafood diet?
It's seafood they eat it, yeah.
I think it's funny, yeah bro, like everybody knows that, and the thing is there's fat
and then there's her, right?
I mean like that's a whole different thing.
So yeah, it's a whole different thing.
Oh my god.
Fateness is a self-inflicted wound, the audio cut out, and the comedy beats.
I know it's embarrassing.
Oh shit.
This is bad, bro.
Congress won't stop lying until they win elections.
Of course they do, bro.
They make up a bunch of bullshit.
I
Love this man. This is just fucking funny
It is just fucking funny to me like these hogs just have no shame
they really don't I don't know what this is and
Shit the gas cops standing in front of it. What are we gonna watch this?
We're gonna get to it. Don't worry about it and after shoplifters fight back
Which one should I go with oh my god? I don't know which one to go with I want to watch the shoplifter one
Honestly, I do. I want to watch Shoplifter 1.
The Reddit? Oh, yeah, I only did a few things on Reddit. What else did I miss on Reddit? What else is there?
This, that fucking hag, getting mad? I've seen that.
Give women the vote and the whole country will be damned!
Nonsense! You just want to keep us down!
Well, how about two of you get into my machine and tell me what you see?
And the Patriarchy!
And the Patriarchy!
Let's go, Lindsay!
My farts are now 50% off. Get them now, losers!
Okay, we've seen enough.
And?
Get back to the kitchen, bitch!
Oh, man.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, I'm sorry.
It's true.
This is professional, by the way.
by the way
See in California he'd be in jail for this
The reason he'd be in jail obviously is the reason why you can't put the you know multiple offender child molester in jails
Because all the all the cells are taken
What's the policy?
Yep.
There you go.
Wow.
There it is.
Always got one in the car?
Real films.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That been so much fun.
Yeah.
In a sweater vest, bro.
Like that's the best part.
I've seen all these before.
Please let this happen.
I'm keeping my fingers crossed.
Oh, I saw these.
Yeah.
All the dudes that want to play in the WNBA, I think they should be able to.
I do.
If you can't figure out what the first letter of your organization means, then maybe
you deserve to have it taken over.
Colonel, you better take a look at this radar.
What is it, son?
I don't know, sir.
But it looks like a giant dick.
Yeah.
Take a look out of Starwood.
Oh, my God. It looks like a huge...
Packer!
Oh, yeah.
Wait.
That's not the word.
Pick, Rick.
I'm trying to find someone.
Privates!
We have reports of an unidentified flying object!
It is a long, smooth shaft!
COMPLETE WITH TOO BALLS!
What is that?
That looks just like an enormous...
WANG!
Pay attention!
I was distracted by that enormous flying...
Really?
Yeah.
What's that?
Ha ha ha!
Wow, it looks like a giant...
Johnson!
Yes sir!
Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this.
It's so stupid, it's so good.
It doesn't want to try something green.
If we criticize food, we become sinful.
May God forgive me, but I hate even looking at it.
True.
Base Taliban.
Male, not females, are the beautiful gender in every animal species on the planet.
And if it weren't for the war paint, fraudulence of makeup, women would be the ones chasing
after men.
Let's look at a male lion versus a female lion.
The male gorilla, the silverback, versus the facility and almost loungy-shaped
female counterpart.
Human males and females are also subject to this reality.
The man is actually the prize and worship the beauty object at hand.
The males are always taller, bigger bones, thicker hair, and more protruding bone structure
in the face.
Male peacocks versus female peacocks.
One is simply spellbinding and the other one is brown and relatively boring.
Butterflies.
They're males with a vibrant and exquisite one.
The females in turn, they're like almost always brown.
Who cares?
You know?
Look at mandarin ducks.
Wow.
Those majestically giant antlers of those powerful buffs walk a contrast to their petite
The word for all of this is
Dymorphism, yes, exactly. Oh my god, and just say you're gay
I mean like but it's crazy that it's an every animal though, right? I mean like how about that?
Yeah
We have to stand out. Yeah
Only one can get dirty definitely man. I'm telling you like that's always worse man
Okay, alright I'll watch this.
Okay, let's see what we got.
First one we got.
Bernie Madoff.
Bernie Madoff.
Ooh.
Pretty good.
Yeah.
That's from the 80s too.
Yeah, yeah.
I've seen a few of these around before.
Of next.
Oh wow.
Solid sandbag and frayed here.
That's nice.
That's a new one.
Yeah.
Laminate?
That's just made out of.
I think he made it a balsa wood.
also would yeah oh wow mark Zuckerberg Wow there it is this is a this is a
vintage Zuckerberg there you go I'm a university five Zuckerberg let's just
check the back really quick oh there it is that is a patch from his fruit of the
loom boxer briefs you can tell by the smell yep yeah that's it I'm CEO bit
so that's great we should sleep this one yeah that's good right up next we do
have two I believe we have two but a triple homes is what every good collector
has in their arsenal all right well that's hard one left Jeffrey Epstein
three two one oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh
Oh my god, it's a holographic Epstein.
There it is.
That's a genuine holographic.
I swear to God, I didn't mean to watch it.
Straight.
Who else could it have been?
Really?
Who else could it have been?
Leave it and you know if this will go great with, put this with the Gates Collection.
Oh god, just through times, yeah.
Holographic Epstein is wild, I guess so.
Legendary pole.
Crazy.
And I'd have to see Paul Allen's card, I get it.
Standing in the hallway outside the courtroom
is Cassandra Jackson.
She's here today seeking a protection order,
often sought by domestic violence victims.
Unfortunately, a court official is telling her
that she missed the deadline and will have to come back.
Jackson, a working mother, grows increasingly frustrated.
The arguments loud enough to be heard
nearby courtroom so loud that magistrate judge michael bachman who's presiding in the courtroom
on the other side shut the fuck up could not hear an attorney question a witness jackson continues
to plead her case to the man in the hallway but he's denied jackson continues arguing for finally
storming off. But Judge Bachman is unsatisfied and takes matters into his own hands. About
10 seconds after Jackson walks away, Bachman leaves the bench chasing her down the hall.
He catches up to Jackson at the elevators and orders her back to his courtroom.
What the fuck?
What happens next is critical to the eventual outcome of this story.
As they head toward the court, Jackson tries to turn down a hallway.
No, no, no, no, no.
Uh-uh.
Then tells her she's about to be arrested for contempt of court, but the insensitive
treatment continues from the rest of the crew staff.
Two officers are brought in.
Jackson attempts to flee.
Jesus Christ!
Additional help is required to restrain Jackson.
Oh my God!
Jesus.
There's eventually removed from the court in handcuffs.
Right.
Holy fuck!
Yeah, cause she's trying to run away.
After struggling with officers one more time, Jackson strapped into a special chair and
wielded into holding.
She served two days of a ten-day sentence.
After the presiding judge dropped the contempt charge and the rest of her sentence for good
cause.
Jesus!
After the footage goes public of Bachman chasing after Jackson and putting his hand
So he's the one that gets in trouble for her acting like this?
Jesus, what a waste.
What a waste.
The thing is that I totally am on the side of the judge.
I am.
Like, I am the judge.
I am the judge.
I am the judge.
I am the judge.
I am the judge.
I am the judge.
I am the judge.
I am the judge.
I am the judge.
the judge. I am. Like, and I know that it's extreme, but I don't want people acting like
this. I don't. I don't want people acting out and acting like this. It's fucking annoying.
It's exhausting. It's annoying for me to deal with all the time. Like, you have to deal
with these people constantly. Like, at the end of the day, that judge is the kind of
person that's going to keep criminals in jail. We need somebody like that to be
judge and yeah it's harsh yeah it's rough yeah it's mean and that's the point
fucking act right you're not getting what you want you don't get to go and act
like a little kid they got to restrain her and put her in chair because she
didn't know how to act fuck that I want them to do that with everybody you act
like a clown you got to get treated like one that's the way I look at it
she's disturbing the court yeah it's not a job to put his hands on her I
I know that yeah somebody else should have done that instead
The Java judge is to judge a brain dead idiot exactly
She never enters courtroom. He should have kept his hands off her. No, bro. Like yeah, she's screaming in the Allen
She's screaming in the Allen interrupt in the court. No, fuck that. She'd be in a retard. She shouldn't have done that
I don't give a fuck you act like a fucking idiot you gotta get treated like a fucking idiot I
don't have any sympathy for fucking idiots they're so annoying they're obnoxious they cause problems
and when people are rough with them I like it whenever I'm like I like it when they're rough
with these idiots you're a dude I'll pull up one person and then we're gonna move on the next
person, right? She should have just accepted being told to weigh in there again and keep
being abused. Yep, checks out. Yeah, that's exactly what she should have done. Yeah, that's
exactly what she should have done. How do you know that the court case in the other
room wasn't also somebody else being abused? How do you know it wasn't somebody else
else being murdered? That's not the way the world works. You're not the main character.
You're part of a community, you're part of a society.
Everybody thinks they're the main character.
You don't ever, see this is the problem that people like this have, is they never think
about the effect they have on other people.
And it's alleged too.
Like, I'm sorry, but this bitch crashes out, she can't follow orders, the police can't,
she won't even listen to the police, and you want me to just believe that she was
right?
Fuck that.
I'm not gonna believe that.
I
Have an officer and or not the judge you can put your hands on people. I don't care
This is for the right cause I
Only care about if something's in the right direction in the wrong direction proceed. We can't care about procedure
I'm gonna fight about procedure. I care about that. I'll figure out about the outcome
Or we'll say it's crazy people. I'll say this
Everybody said all these people I'll pull up one more person than we're gonna move on
We're going to pull up a little bit because I wish that, um, I wish people would be able
to explain their point of view, but they never really do.
Mm-hmm.
No, some of you don't just agree.
So you're not even explaining.
So what's the reason?
You can't get a return of the 100% of the world without bureaucracy.
How's this work?
Her first mistake was missing a deadline.
Yeah, what's the actual reason?
Because she just physically restrained her like that's battering.
His bitch is going crazy, causing problems.
He's a judge.
It's not like he's doing it to hurt her, we all know that.
So what?
I don't give a fuck.
Why do you think I give a fuck about that?
That's a procedure.
You think you want some bitch that yelling around like that in the courthouse?
No.
You're saying it's okay then?
Yes!
That's exactly what I'm saying.
That's my whole point.
That's exactly what I am saying.
I know, but police officers take control of the situation.
Would you rather nobody takes control of the situation or the judge take control of the
situation?
Devil's advocate?
I don't play devil's advocate.
You either have an opinion or you don't.
I don't argue with people that just argue for fun.
It's annoying.
If you know you're wrong, then why are you even trying to talk?
She doesn't deserve getting arrested for resisting arrest?
So you care about the procedure?
So, you give a fuck about the bureaucratic procedure? I don't give a fuck about that.
Why?
In my opinion, so like this is it, you know, I can't agree with him arguing what the other
side could be.
Yeah, I don't care what the other side is like if you don't, I don't, I'm not interested
in having a conversation with a person that is just debating just just to debate.
not interesting to me. Let me get this. Yeah, so I don't do devil's advocates. I don't enjoy
that. I don't I don't like it. It's annoying to me. Do we got one more? I'm on the phone
for a song. I'm sorry. Sorry. I'm slow. It's okay. People caring more about procedure
bureaucracy than the actual outcome? Yeah, I care about the outcome. I care about the outcome. I care
about getting people like that off the street, getting rid of them. I don't want them around.
I don't care how it's done. By the way, I will let you know that if I had my way, you would be seeing
clips like that every fucking second. And it's the same with ICE. Like whenever ICE arrests
somebody it gets it gets messy and you know why because these people don't know
how to fucking act am I gonna get mad at the person that's trying to maintain
order or the person that's destroying it it's simple at the end of the day you
either are on the side of civilization or chaos and I'm gonna side with
civilization every single time it's gonna be messy it's gonna be really
messy. You're gonna get used to it. It happens all the time.
Why bring her into the courtroom if she was being disruptive? To hold her there so the
police could come get her and hold her in contempt of court because she was interrupting
her from outside the door? Okay, remember just this roof of the judge putting hands
on the lady? So what? It's for a good cause. I always don't, like, this is the
way I look at everything. I look at everything of does this move the needle towards a good
situation or a bad situation.
And if you care about a procedure or about a policy, you're not going to make it, bro.
Because these people will hide behind infinite levels of procedures and policies and technicalities
and bureaucracies and everything else so they can protect their own dysfunction.
I care about solving this fucking problem and putting people that act like fucking
animals in cages.
what I care about. I don't give a fuck what the procedure is. I don't care who
does it. I don't care how it's done. I don't care if they're mean. I don't care if
they've got to strap them down and put them in a chair and put their head in
like a fucking little box. I don't give a shit about it. I want these people out
of my fucking society. I want them out of my culture. I want them in a fucking
asylum. I want them in prison and I want to be able to live a peaceful
life. And the nuts and bolts and the specifics on how you arrive at that
conclusion don't matter to me. I don't give a fuck what the... I don't care about
the specifics. I care about making it happen. And I understand it might make
you uncomfortable. That's fine. But just try not get... try not to get in the way
of the people that are trying to actually make society a better place.
Because I'll tell you one thing, it's certainly not her.
It's not at all.
That's how cops are in third-world countries, we should adopt that.
The cops in third-world countries take a bribe for everything.
Most importantly, they didn't put a handout out of the heart here.
Yeah, exactly.
That's how she does them out?
Yeah.
So that's really the way I look at it.
People protecting seizures, same people, the ones who get those procedures weaponized
against them until nothing gets done. Exactly. So yeah, definitely. And I've been saying this
a lot, but yeah, that's what my opinion is on it. We know the doubt that we've become
a third world country. Yeah. He's right. Also, something like a super villain. It's not super
it's not it's not being a super villain. But you understand this is what do you think
what happened in 19 in 1890? If somebody had done that outside of courtroom? What
do you think would have happened in 1790? If somebody had done that outside of courtroom?
Like in every single instance of what we would consider a high western civilization society,
that bitch would be out of there and there would be accountability for that.
And you're out there crying about who did it.
I think who cares.
Anyway.
I'll wash my shop with your wine.
To the stock's minimum?
Yeah, definitely.
You have a general question?
You might answer, how do we stop all this crap going on?
Stop having sympathy for bad actors.
Acknowledge who the good actor and the bad actor
is in a situation and act accordingly.
And don't let people manipulate and use
your principles against you to arrive at a conclusion that
makes the world the worst place.
That's it.
Not every action is equal. Yeah, no, it's not. Anyway, let's go watch this.
What are you trying to do? I'm trying to do, what is this? Nothing, I'm trying to do,
you're trying to do nothing. What are you dressed up like? You dressed up like the
thief class in a video game. You say you're not going to do nothing. You look like
I think somebody's not gonna do nothing.
All right, good enough.
Do you see the answer?
Stop right there.
Hey.
Yeah.
Yeah, there it is.
Stop right there.
Stop right there.
Uh-huh.
Coming down there.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
police officer either. That was only a security guard. Oh, maybe they should just let him run
out of the store with all the stuff. Nah, bro, because we know the way it is. Think about
it.
What this officer doesn't know is that there's another male suspect involved still roaming
in the store.
Hey man, stop right there.
and also faster than ever.
Yeah.
Hey man, stop right there.
Another one, bonus here.
Stop right there.
Stop right there.
Stop right there.
Turn around.
Get on your stomach. Get on your stomach.
Get on your stomach.
Get on your stomach.
Just have the shit out of him.
God damn.
Stay right there man.
Stay right there.
What's your problem?
What's your problem?
What's your problem?
What's your problem?
Oh my God.
Put your hands on your back.
Look at this, bro. They got zapped the shit out of him.
Complicating matters even more. The first suspect is able to get away from security and
threes the scene while the officer wrestles with this second suspect.
How do you get away whenever the security guard had him?
Is this all someone running?
Uh-huh.
Two in a story is fighting one.
I got a handle going, all right.
Uh-huh.
Oh, you have nothing good to do.
When I tell you to stop, stop.
He's still fighting about a chopper thing?
Why make it so much worse?
Because a lot of them probably have other charges.
We're a blue jacket.
That's why.
Do you know which way he is?
He's not exactly in front of us.
Oh, okay.
So, security had the other guy, I don't know if he called.
Yeah.
What an idiot. That's what you get, idiot.
I picked one of them and put it on that bike.
Look at bro light. Look at that haircut.
Look at that bro light. This guy went to geometry class and he said, do me up.
What the fuck is this? Looks like a goddamn idiot.
One guy is walking and said one of them ditched the bike and took off.
So one, we caught him, then we pointed out this one because he started coming to the back.
There's no one got away with your handcuffs, huh?
One did, yeah.
Oh, he's still handcuffed?
Yeah.
On the back?
Yeah.
Where's the other one at?
He went down here, he was going down the Strip Run.
All right.
The other one needs no mail.
Still the handcuffs played.
Saffrono, Torrafino, there's the bag that was his, I'm gonna get a set.
Watch this, watch this, watch this, he went down just for all the running.
And he's cuffed, dude.
Okay, we'll get it, we'll get it, let's go.
Stop resisting.
Oh, they're gonna get the other one.
See, stop resisting. Simple as that, you just keep fighting.
Give us a break, we'll get those fixed.
But get in for now.
For security, they can only hold a person if they leave the building they got, right?
Let's check near Rufino.
He said he went down Saffrono to Rufino.
I do not, but I was just talking out when everything happened, there's four in the cop
tunnel, like two guys, they don't care if the police are here, they still steal, crazy.
Officers begin searching for the suspect with the help of a K9 unit.
Yup, the ditches bike, uh oh.
Three or four, two, seven, seven, just double checking the bike.
Why would you ditch the bike?
know of her in here. So, sounds like, yeah, it's like he went this way up. Seems like he's tracking
fairly well. Yeah, I think we locked it down okay, but it sounds like this all unfolded pretty fast.
Just an hour later, reports came in of a man in handcuffs in a trailer park.
Did he leave stuff behind?
How are you riding a bar with a handcuffs on your back?
I don't know.
All cutters in his hand.
Oh, boy.
All the wire cutters in his hand.
He's like holding us right in front of him.
But he said he'd just left.
He's got to be right next to him.
Wired cutters?
One winner saying he's within seconds from us
arriving that he left.
Oh, I bet he did.
So he just randomly went and did this.
The handcuffs are still on his back?
OK.
Yeah.
OK.
Oh, he wasn't able to cut them.
No, no, no.
He said the handcuffs were still too with the rear.
OK, please call the meditator.
I'm going to stay back here.
After hours of searching for the suspect, police were unable to locate him.
However, on August 21, 2023, six months after the initial incident, the suspect, named Marvin,
along with another female, were spotted in the area.
Due to Marvin being possibly armed and dangerous, the Santa Fe Police Department's SWAT team
along with the...
Marvin, bro, like...
His name is Marvin.
Detectives were tasked with locating Marvin.
At 4.01 in the evening, SWAT operators located Marvin and the female next to a food truck.
We've obtained the body cam footage from the SWAT team from this incident.
Oh, he's ready.
Uh-huh.
He's right there.
Get his ass.
Get his ass.
Watch his ass.
Watch his ass.
Watch his ass.
get his ass right now get his ass get him down
there he is run his ass down come here Marvin little bitch
Oh
Oh, man.
This stuff-
He even had four active warrants at the time of his arrest for possession.
That's why he ran away, bro.
That's- see, that's what I said. I said that earlier.
Like, there's always one of this.
See, it's always the usual suspects.
It's always the same people.
We have- there's one Marvin, and there's like a hundred normal people,
but there's one Marvin.
They've controlled substance resisting unlawful taking of a motor vehicle and aggravated assault on a peace officer
He was given an additional resisting obstructing charge for fleeing from the SWAT team along with a shoplifting and another
Resisting charge for the incident that occurred at Lowe's the other suspect had two warrants for failure to appear to court stemming from
Previous possession of controlled substance charges. Let me guess meth. I
Might take a wild guess and say it was meth
For this incident, he was additionally charged with shoplifting, resisting, and another possession
of controlled substance charge due to officers finding fentanyl pills, meth, and heroin
on his person.
While they're both in this...
I can just look at them, see like whenever I went I had jury duty, I said I could look
at somebody, I tell you if they're guilty or not.
I can look at them, I know if they're guilty.
I don't even need to hear the case.
Just tell me what the charge is.
Show me who it is and I'll tell you right now.
I got meth-fishing.
I do, bro.
Like...
Denton, less proven guilty in a court of law, this next suspect was seen stealing a camouflage
jacket from Walmart and got away.
However, things take a...
It didn't work.
Gotta get a refund.
Turn when officers are called to a speedway gas station later that evening for the same
suspect.
Oh my God.
This guy that came in, he is trespassing the storm.
He just dropped me.
Yeah?
Is this his name?
This one.
This one.
a heavy-struity camouflage jacket that touches right here around the back of the house.
You had a prissy service?
Yes.
What did he take?
He took coffee and he was on here with the pastries and with the sandwiches out.
Yeah, he was making cut up a little bit.
He took pastries or...
Oh yeah.
And he took out.
After searching the area, the officer finds the suspect.
Who is it?
I got too quickly.
So, the reason I stopped me out with you is because they called from the Speedway
gas station said you took some merchandise.
I did nothing wrong.
I did what you did with my food.
That's the reason for the stop.
Yeah.
Okay, so I'm just letting you know why I'm taking out with you, okay?
Alright.
So I want to talk to you about that, but I'm going to read you your rights real quick, right?
Why?
I'm under arrest?
No, as of right now, I'm just asking you about what they said happened, okay?
You have the rights of your main salary, anything you say can be used against the
law.
Do you understand these rights?
Alright.
Okay, with your rights of mine, you want to talk to me?
Yeah.
Okay.
So, they said you took coffee and some pastries.
Like my coffee is mine all this stuff is mine. I have everything. I have a jar of coffee
I have a thing of folders all I want to do water and use a microwave how water from the
They might have gotten to the coffee
I can show you my stuff. It's my stuff. Would you mind showing me what's in your backpack?
And what about your those cupcakes? Yeah
Yeah, where's the bottle?
Where it was from?
No, it was right.
I've had everything I have in my bag is mine.
OK.
I do.
I go in there all the time and use the microwave
and drink coffee.
Let me just get you in a place real quick.
All this coffee is my fault.
We're not going to rather go to jail.
What's your name?
I'm a cold guy.
We caught you.
Are you serious?
Hey, bro, do you prefer to take out your backpack
and take out that jacket?
I have to check on it.
No.
I'm not going to take on the Hitchhiker's Trial!
Hey bro, I'm not taking shit from you!
I'm not taking shit from you!
I'm not taking shit from you!
I'm not taking shit from you!
I'm not taking shit from you!
Stop!
No, it's not!
Yes, it's not!
I'm not taking shit from you!
I'm not taking shit from you!
You're going to get kicked, dude!
I watched, by the way, I was walking the store with Kaisi the other day, and
there was this guy, he was like five feet tall, bro.
He had like 50, like not 50, like 10 shirts over his shoulder and he was like walking
across the fucking like the area, like the, was it the parking lot, right?
And I could look at where he was walking at and I could see it was a little hobo, like
a hobo fucking enclave and every single shirt had a fucking tag on it, bro.
And his dude looked like he came out of a drain.
I just walked him, got by, I said, mm-hmm, yeah.
My mother got me jacket then.
I don't give a f**k off, give me my f**k jacket then.
This is the last time I tell you.
Relax.
Take it.
He been my f**king jacket, my food.
My f**king mother f**ker.
Give me my f**king jacket.
Give me my f**king jacket.
Oh!
Right there!
There!
Here!
Oh!
Back there!
Oh!
Somebody right there!
Hand, take it back!
Hand, take it back!
Oh, God!
Take it back!
Hand, take it back!
Okay, that's it.
She's at the point.
You okay?
Yeah.
She's coming.
You fucking?
You got me.
Oh, I got- I'm sorry.
Did I get you a car?
Uh-huh.
No, there's a wire.
Did I get you too?
Yeah, all right, hand.
All right, we're gonna roll you over and sit you up right now.
Man, I need you there, bro.
How did you guys know I need this?
Are you good?
Yeah.
Are you medical attention?
No.
We're gonna get you some district care.
I'm good, bro.
Yeah, bro.
That's what I needed.
It's from the side?
Yeah.
It's definitely from the side of my neck.
I'm sorry about that.
All that for a jacket, you truly?
It's not for a jacket.
No, it was for a jacket.
That's all it was.
All that for a jacket.
Yeah, ask yourself that.
Rest it.
Okay, that's fine.
I would rather you be arrested, man.
It's too cold out here.
933 is that you?
You good?
It's a beast.
Where was that covered in?
Yeah, Chipotle.
He got you halfway over himself.
Did you come with his backpack though?
Yeah.
I don't see where to hit you specifically.
Where do you think I hit you?
It takes me right in the ass.
Right in the fucking asshole.
Can you read this up?
Can you give me a receipt please?
Is he always this violent? Yeah. Is he always this violent? So keep in mind that
what does this mean? This is a two percenter. This is a frequent customer.
He's a regular. So really whenever she called the cops this wasn't the first
time it was the last time
okay
ravioli all over us
this suspect was charged with shoplifting resisting obstructing and
criminal trespass if he's criminal trespassed what does that also mean
that means that he wasn't supposed to be there
so this is not his first rodeo
He is innocent and less proven guilty in a court of law.
What would you say if I told you that in America, 98 out of every hundred shoplifters never get arrested?
That's not a loophole. It's a culture.
And when you start normalizing theft at that scale, it doesn't just stay inside the walls of the store.
It comes into the streets.
At the gas stations in the very corners, where officers are forced to deal with it.
The real danger isn't the theft itself. It's the attitude behind it.
Because when these suspects refuse to let go of stolen property, that's a direct challenge to authority.
Let me tell you, these shoplifters...
It's also like sometimes they'll get violent or shit can go out of control, it can spiral
out of control.
Like let's say you're running away and you cause a car accident, somebody gets killed,
that's the problem.
You can cause, can flip on a dime in the part most people miss is these small dollar thefts
are often just practice runs.
Gremlins push boundaries with low value items testing how far they can go, how quickly
cops react, and what the consequences are.
When they get away with it or even when they resist and make it messy like the
idiots in these videos.
I'm surprised they do that honestly now because they got that tech where they
They can tally up all the shit you stole and they have like a like a talentier level tech
and they can just like identify you.
So like target like as soon as you go over a thousand dollars targets like yep.
Yeah Rufus is here.
Yep one thousand three dollars and nine cents.
Okay you're on your way.
Thank God.
All right.
You know that's that's one that's one fucking Kit Kat too many.
to use their confidence to go harder next time.
Because city theft today is often organized
until crime tomorrow.
And remember when cops stop a shoplifter,
they're not just dealing with a missing jacket
or a store coffee.
They might be standing in front of a killer
who knows they're wanting it.
When an officer is forced to step in,
it's not about merchandise.
It's about drawing the line in a world
where that line is fading really fast
and ignored long enough
and the cost won't be just jackets or coffee.
It'll be trust in the very idea of law itself.
Think about it, if theft becomes normal,
the law becomes optional.
And that's a price that no community wants to pay.
It's actually crazy how many people
try to make excuses for that shit.
like, yeah, I agree with that.
It's such a huge problem.
Cause like whenever you have some people stealing
from a store, the problem is like,
everybody knows Walmart can eat a loss.
You wanna take a banana out of Walmart,
you wanna steal a banana out of Walmart,
you probably should do it instead of paying for it
with this fake $20 bill, you know?
But besides that, you will steal a banana
like nobody really gives a fuck, right?
It's not a big deal.
But the problem is that whenever you have a culture
that as a behavior that's normalized now everybody's doing it and what happens is
that really now other stores won't be able to function now everything is more
expensive because people keep stealing bananas out of Walmart eventually
there's not going to be any more bananas because people keep putting them in
their pocket and walking out of the store and then people say well where's
the bananas
All right, I'm back, sorry about that.
We're good.
We're good.
Ah
Wait a minute hey chat. I'm already thinking about her remember remember remember what you always do just go jerk off man
Just go jerk off and start playing a new video game
Start a new save of Elvin ring. Have you ever done a magic build in Elvin ring? That shit goes crazy
So you should do that you're not gonna think about that bitch in probably two hours as soon as you get in the storm
Castle you get those upgrades you start getting the plus seven
Etc like that's it. You don't ever need to think about her again in your life
Ride a roller coaster, bro. Yeah, I mean I probably not that he just got off one. That's the reason why
Supposed to go to jail. What's this year? You're going heavy fine
Don't gum on the street very real crime rate even severe or low crime rate. Oh what in Singapore? That's that's they do over there
I'm pretty sure something like that. No, they don't fuck around with people over there whenever they act like clowns
they don't like I
I don't think we should put people in jail for like throwing them on the street, right?
That's probably a bit too much, but like I think we need to be closer to that then we're farther away from them
I'll tell you that I
Wouldn't play Elden Ring if that's your cure cancer double really you think it's mad
You're not you're not good enough for Elden Ring. It's okay. It's alright. There's a lot of people not good enough for Elden Ring
I am though
I'm good enough for it
Sorry Blasphemy's play grade the other day is almost cheating. Yeah, I remember whenever who was it Kai did that?
Mizkiff did that
Did that bill I got to get back what's this shit? This is like a Elden Ring
It's like Elden Ring. All right. I got I got basic. I'm in the same spot. I was I'm gonna try and beat the shit
So here's what I'm thinking we do right so I'm at your command bitch. Um, so I'm thinking whenever we fight this boss I
Think we use the different guy I
Think we do I
Think we use a radrum
And the reason why is like
He is gonna be able to do
things that the ball like cuz like I honestly think I will one tap him with a radra
You need the daggers. I don't need shit, bro. Like I don't I don't need I don't need anything
I just need to kill the fucking boss. That's it. Now. Let me look right now
I want to see what my points are. All right. I'm gonna refund all my points and get this locked in
Okay, I'm a refund everything
Okay, so what do we need I?
Don't even know what a theory old diaspora is so we're not going to do this
Executioner I don't need this shoulder bash
I'm gonna get this I might get another one
slaughter we don't have slaughter
Frost mitigation
So the bash charge is good resolve cost
Massive stagger damage
Damn, I can get a lot of these I don't even need the rest of this
Like I don't even need this I guess I'm gonna just put some points in man like I'm gonna
fuck yeah so I don't know this is for a boss dude like I don't need it for anything else
so okay so I'm ready and let me go back over there sanguine show line gets a lot of upgraded
you're repost
So here's the thinking right is we're gonna go in and
I want to make sure I have all my all my right items off
So tar stones we have repost
gloom
I don't really need someone to get rid of it
What else do I not have coin?
I guess I could do range attacks with stagger damage right like I don't have anything here
That's good at all
I'm just gonna do range with stagger cuz like he staggers already so I might as well put that in I don't even want this
But it's like better than nothing
Probably Darrel even gonna use the range attacks
So like just for a minute like what is what does he even do like
Like I don't even know like what his spell is
Smash his Dias bond to create a
What the hell is this I gotta try that I've never even seen this before
So, that's fine.
I want to get it by that.
I'm going to push her.
I'm going to push her.
I'm going to push her.
What the fuck was that? It didn't even hit me.
Big dickin' on him. Big dickin' on him. Big dickin' on him.
fuck you man
this guy's getting dicked
wait he's getting mega dick wait a minute oh my god I have to die I have to
I'm doing it on easy mode.
I did it on easy mode.
It's not on night mode.
Like I was like, yeah, like I, that, because if I had beaten him, I would have lost.
Like if I, if I had beaten him out of loss, so now I have to go back and have to do it again.
I can't let that happen.
I thought you were gay for a minute? I'm not.
Alright, let's beak in tonight. Let's go. Deception's about it or not yet. See, now we're back on
it. Easier on day mode. This makes the game a joke, bro. Like, I'm not gonna play like
that. The first hand let me know. Well, I didn't even think of it. I was even thinking
about it, right? And then I just realized, like, because I was like, damn, he's already
half health I'm like damn why is this guy taking so much less damage is he really that good
and then I was thinking to myself and then he was like half health and I was like damn
like because I didn't even get the double spin on him and I was thinking to myself okay
well maybe maybe there's like something going on maybe I'm that guy now but no like I just
fucking forgot to turn on the difficulty you have to ask for mission for hard mode
Yeah
Let me see what this thing does by the way
That's stupid i'm not gonna use that
I don't want I don't want to use that stupid
Two extra older banshee exactly
It's an AoE break?
Yeah, I just don't really need AoE.
Like I think that I just used the other guy for AoE.
I don't even want to use him.
Alright, now we're going to play the real game.
I apologize guys, it was a false alarm.
I wonder if they be actually using it.
oh that's my fault that's my fault cc i take more damage that's the way it should be
oh wait what are you doing what are you doing one more one more
this is stupid for me to do this by the way which was not a good idea
Big dip in on the mic.
She didn't always got way more health.
Wait, really?
I'm gonna just let that happen.
No complaints.
Ah, that's my bad.
I'm out of my- I'm out of my shit all night.
I might just do a little bit of this.
That's...
...fuck.
It's not...
Okay
That was that quick that grab is quick
He's in the animation so like a lot of games do this were like the way they make it a fight hard is that they make the boss have an animation
It's unnatural
Like where they just hold their hand out and then it happens instantaneously
So like the player just has to like you know like one fucking like
120th of a second react or fucking know what's gonna happen like I hate that I
so fucking annoying doesn't matter though we're gonna beat him
I'm trying to practice being more aggressive.
of
the
of
He's Christ!
of
the
Now, he does that charge thing, remember that?
Jesus Christ, it's so fast.
Oh, God.
It's not even an animation, bro. Like, it just happens.
I can't move. I can't move. I wasn't dead, actually. I just couldn't move.
All right, all right, I have to, I have to play perfectly.
Oh my God.
The bus sucks.
I hate animations like this.
Because it's a soft fog, you had 10x better than last year.
That's fine, I just,
you're taking a few attempts to get it though, like.
And I made a lot of mistakes there.
Like, the way that, so...
It might sound stupid, but like...
The way that, like, running in this game works is hard for me to figure out.
Like, how can I get... Like, after I do an attack...
Like, I haven't practiced this enough.
I think that that's what I have to do. I have to dash...
into another running attack.
Because, like, I want to be able to chain them together, but it's hard to do that.
I tried, I tried, I tried to, I tried to half and half it.
I'm a poisoner.
I was fucking laughing, but not.
That was stupid though, I actually dodged that, like I know for a fact I dodged that.
What's he doing?
What's that boy doing?
that's crazy
That's really great. That's amazing. That's awesome. I'm so glad that happened.
That's so- I'm so happy I got killed by that.
I was a parry too. Not even a block.
the run the run animation doesn't let me I don't know why it's not let me do it
what
what
what
what
that's all I want to do
Oh, I want you! I just want to do this all the time!
I just, I can't, though. Like, I really want to, but I can't.
I'm stuck in a wall again.
I can't move my character.
I can't react that fast I gotta be ready for that
That's the one.
Oh, my god.
Okay, I'm dead, right?
Shit me out!
and
now not this one
It's just so fast bro like it's like you can't even you it's it just happens Jesus Christ
so close yeah but I'm obviously there but like it's a skill issue it is
It's like if I get better at the fight I can beat him.
I think this fight is cheap as fuck.
I think these animations are garbage.
I think the fight plays like trash.
I played every single one of these games.
This fight sucks.
It's got movement issues, moving around them.
His animations are weird.
It's just fucking annoying.
But I can beat him.
It's not that I can't beat him.
I'm really keep trying to do that, but apparently it doesn't really work.
See I get stuff like y'all might not be able to tell but like I get stuck on the wall
what is this is this good or bad what do you mean we got to do it again
no I fine fine we got to do it again
find us an extra phase no it's okay as well want that
I wanted to have that happening
Oh
What
I shouldn't have done that
I don't know how, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, I'm still in the game, I'm still in
the game.
I shouldn't be in the game, I should be out of the game right now, but I'm still in
it.
Do it, do it, do it.
Do this.
Okay, we just did another one of those, is that a no word?
Okay.
Okay, he's to another one of those. Is that a nowhere? Okay, all right, let's find him.
Bitch. Fuck you.
Fuck you.
I should have known that was going to happen. There's a mistake on mine. I can not fathom it.
I really want to get...
That was going to be a really, really tough decision.
I'm almost fully out of heals.
Oh, damn, bro, like, holy fuck.
Oh my god.
Oh.
He gets faster at the end.
He doesn't get faster, he has more animations.
So I think every attack has an internal cooldown.
And because he has more attacks,
It looks like he's doing more attacks, but it's actually not that.
I didn't mean shitty like that.
Shit me out. Shit me out. Let's go.
oh my god that was that was oh oh my god
God damn.
What the hell, yeah.
Three times.
Yeah, I just got...
He ate my ass up.
I was bad.
Okay.
Grabbed in this game, or just OP?
It's the...
I could give double spend does more damage than the whole stun cinematic animation.
I know that, but the problem is that so you guys aren't watching like you're not
playing the game so you don't understand it. So like the little pieces on the ground in the
environment when you fight him can interrupt your running animation that make it to where you can't
do the run anymore. So like you can't naturally run on the ground because the ground is not level.
So it makes it to where like sometimes it stops you from moving. That's the reason why I haven't been doing that.
I'm going to try that, I'm going to try that world, like that, like I dodged twice there,
if you guys saw that, I have a dream, bro, I have a dream, but I can do that, I gotta
one
What?
Jesus.
I'm out of this hall now.
This is not a good place to be in.
I feel like I attack just like never did to me.
that was my fault, that was Toro my fault.
Jesus Christ, it's fast.
holy fuck bro like god damn shit just happens instantly
so close yeah I gotta think about
I
Don't know really even how to handle this like I think that what I need to do is
Actually, I do have a new strategy in mind. I have a new strategy in mind. This is gonna be the first
The submit is not finished yet.
Nice to see, shooting down there.
All right, let's go let's go round two. Don't you tell me you're full health
Okay
Let's go
No, I'm not even worried now because I have a strategy I figured out the lines in the matrix
This is the easiest boss in the game now.
Boss is a joke.
Can I give a fuck?
fuck you!
let's miss that, should I don't know?
That's the way it is.
If that had grabbed me, I would have died.
like if if that had grabbed me I would have died
consume the resolve to place and release your weapon well I gotta read this
okay well I'm gonna see how this works okay that what a shitty boss what a
terrible fucker I hated that boss fuck that get the fuck out of your trash oh I
got cleansed the bacon too fuck you okay give me a minute I'm gonna switch my
guy now
okay I don't like playing this and a lot playing this as this guy and also have
level up I gotta redo my thing let me refund okay so we got to get that that's perfect that's
actually so perfect that's that's that there's nothing there's nobody that's ever made a better
better build than me. Okay, let's get this done.
Have you tried Teal yet? He's super strong. How could it be strong if you look at
how big my arms aren't in this one? Like he's obviously the strongest guy
like you just look at him. You literally all you have to do is look at him.
You know that
Teal is godlike yeah, I mean maybe teal is better
Me maybe he is like I mean there's a world where he is better. Let me see. Can I get him to the next level?
So not even fucking close. Okay. Well, let me go. I guess I might just put
Yeah, bro, like I got I got a ways to go
You didn't even leave your crossbow on that crossbow.
Yeah, true, I killed him, I aborted him, it's a post-birth abortion.
I hated that boss bro, that boss was so fucking annoying, I hated that shit so much.
Okay, I can almost get another level though, to be fair.
Alright, so let me look where I need to go now.
Alright, so I did this, that's done.
I beat this.
I beat that.
I have to go talk to, maybe I gotta go talk to Mr. Bird over here?
I'm gonna go talk to Mr. Bird.
Is that all the axe already did?
The Rage and Bill melting bosses is crazy.
Yeah, it was like, I mean, I feel like you gotta get that sword right?
It's just that I don't have it so where's mr. Bird they said he's over here, right?
See in the house
Oh shit nice I don't see miss oh I went to the wrong way
If you don't use iFran this game is boring.
I think that overall the game is very good.
I really didn't like that boss.
Like obviously I didn't like the boss but like I'm not going to say a game's bad because
the one boss right?
I mean like what the fuck?
But it's a frustrating and annoying boss to fight against.
Okay so...
Wait where was it here?
Ohhhh okay.
Okay.
All right. All right, that makes sense
Okay, so I need to get the like I don't even need that over there
So maybe we need to go where the fuck do we need to go next? I
Did that
Probably did this right I feel like the this is the next gate we go to like I think that's really where I'm gonna go
Now it's never some more damage. Yeah, it's a lot
Let me go ahead and teleport.
That's definitely not it.
That's not it.
That's not it.
That's not it.
That's it.
Let's go.
I guess she is super easy. I don't know. I feel like the night mode in this game makes it pretty challenging
That's my opinion. I think it's actually it's quite challenging
Like it's not
Not to be fair it's like I would say kind of challenging in a bad way
but
Challenging nonetheless
Like if it was up to me like I would have given them everything
Like maybe I would have given it more health, right?
I think giving everything more health is a good idea, but it would have given everything 20% more health
25% more attack speed
And I would have made their stagger bars a lot larger. That's what I would have done personally
Instead of just like a 50-50 thing
Thank you for watching.
Really?
You were able to do that?
No, you weren't.
Goddamn, bro.
Like, I thought I could get it off your tongue.
I need to run away.
That was really hard.
I made some mistakes there and by some mistakes I mean every single thing that I did was a mistake
Okay, uh, lonely mushroom, I guess.
Make sure I don't get one shot.
Uh-oh.
Hold on.
Is there?
It's over.
Okay.
I honestly can't take any unnecessary damage I need to get my heels back to
I got three out of that one guy. Who's this? What does it say? Look for my dagger. That's
the sign down the alley past the park. Look for his dagger. Okay. I don't know what the
all that means that okay
if you guys see how good this guy is for just like farming like now that's six so
I'm already capped back out I need to see and I'm not even using the bullies so
So I started doing light attacks because it would summon the Gragus more, right?
Whatever they were.
That's annoying.
What's up, boys?
What, he dodged?
What do you mean they have iframes?
I can't, bro, like, I'm gonna hear the parking lot.
You see, like, that's what makes him so good.
Is that even though I haven't got bullshit happening?
It was okay.
Those mobs are really like I don't know their attack pattern yet
I knew it was going to be something, bro, I just knew it.
I could feel that it's like there's no way it's going to be this easy.
You guys come outside so I can see you.
I'm just worried they're gonna try to like open there. There's one
96% I'm gonna try and use the ranged weapon and that should get my my last percentage
I only got one more shot left, so I'm going to save it for whenever she gets closer.
I didn't see him
Heal.
Alright. That, um, like that actually went exactly the way I wanted it to.
That was fucking perfect. Like I'm very, very satisfied about myself right now.
I feel like a champion. That was amazing.
Okay, so how do I open this door?
Maybe I don't need to. Maybe I go this way.
No.
There could be an invisible wall too.
Oh, maybe it's this door here.
No. It's the jump.
all right that was almost annoying but it wasn't I didn't expect that guy to be
it's be AFK like that okay so
excuse me
maybe it's it's through this door like I mean I don't know look around in here
again
I could feel it bro, I could just feel it
what was it?
It's a wiggly dick
I've got to move away
Oh, it's a big boys. Oh, I thought I dodged out of that
Make some distance I think we should be fine now
have him kill the other ones these guys are pretty dangerous
Oh, I hit the wrong button.
I was thinking, yeah, I wonder if the visual attack is even worth it.
I'm gonna hit that, but not yet. I wanna make sure I clear this area first.
So, like, you see how, like, tactically, I have to-
I have to basically play without any sort of, like, real, like, big fuckups, right?
Cause like if I make one big mistake, like I literally just die.
So do I go through these different...
Oh fuck. Okay, well let me do this one first.
That sounded like a gate.
Who's this? Oh, it's another Wiggly Dick.
It's just a wiggly dick. I'm really not afraid to that.
I should have killed him before I killed him. That's a mistake.
Let me go, I'm going to do a little squeeze through thing.
Because it seems like this is the main path and that's the secondary one, so I'm going to go down there first.
Fuck, it doesn't resurrect them, does it?
I'm gonna go back and I'm gonna I'm gonna cleanse that later on but like I already killed
this whole room I don't want to do it again or nice thing yeah they can has been found
I know but I've already had like a bunch of my heels and everything like I'm gonna
really good situation. Let's see, so what should I do here? I think I should just
wait for him to get closer and then I'm gonna hit him with a punch and then I'm
gonna run up and kill him. So I have to line aside these uh these bowmen.
Easy enough.
Oh.
What's this?
Dorsal light.
Those are the good ones.
I need that.
Oh, fuck, um, I wish I had gone back into heal.
Okay, so it's two attacks every time.
annoying so I have to run all the way back and and like uh oh fuck
oh my god okay um
well that's a lot usually they have to get into a range like
let me let me just do this right now i'll want to get this done
You don't have to hold the punches, since it goes red they can be released, you have
to do this more damage, right?
That's one attack from the smallest mob in the game.
Jesus Christ, that's insane.
I really hope I don't have to run back to that boss every time, that's super important
I do
But it might be an easy boss. It's just like you know a gimmick of like the two attacks
Let's hit him first
the
next
I'm gonna go up here first.
This is a pretty long form area.
Oh, I forgot I even fell down.
Okay, let's go this way.
That's scared.
I also need to get my souls back. I have like 24k souls. I hope I don't lose all my stuff.
Dude, this one's huge. What the fuck? I'm here in pierced or stone. What does this do?
Okay, that's good. I'm something easy.
What?
Long combo.
No risks, especially not this far into the run.
Okay, I guess I pretty much did everything.
I'm assuming I did.
let's go. Did you get the fat shell yet? I did. I'm probably going to swap over to the
other guy, but I'm not going to do it right now because I just, I already have my full
heals anyway and I haven't leveled up so I'm just going to go...
Oh, so much for full heals.
Oh my god, I have to even do the fucking ladder?
Suck my dick, fuck you.
Okay, let's go.
Where's my souls?
24,000 souls, I'm not gonna use that.
I do this all day. I don't have a stamina bar in this game. I don't have stamina bar.
I don't think he has a stamina bar. We don't have stamina bar.
Oh, there's more than two.
He just did two last time because-
60 Resolve to do a devastating shot seems pretty good
okay so do I go this way I go the other way I don't know which way is fucking go
Oh, we're gonna go to that bacon. Let's go to bacon.
Thank you. I shouldn't have done that.
Would you sensitize that trick is on?
I mean, it's a four hit combo with a very, very generous fucking...
I forgot to fucking level up again. There's no way I die in a bacon, right?
zero percent chance there's no way I die it doesn't matter
it's better not be hard
you
So it's just one of those
Can't see anything
I thought that was some kind of boss or something.
Okay, so break this.
I really thought I could see that invisible wall.
I couldn't.
Alright, so this is probably really simple, I'm just not understanding it.
Let me think, is there maybe any other way to cut this off?
Like, it just like, dude...
Okay, there's obviously, like, this has got to be a door or something, right?
Oh, it's got to be in here.
hmm
There's a button no one
I'm not seeing any button anywhere
Maybe it's in the front like to open everything
No. Fuck. Alright, what do you think? So... these are not destructive, are they? And
I can't just go through the wall. I can't do that.
of the
under the elevator I mean do this is an album and
I'm pretty sure they don't have stuff like that in this game
yeah like I'm sure it's probably like one elevator work where it does have that
but I haven't seen it
that was a good idea though
Oh, this has got to be it.
Oh.
Yeah, there it is.
OK.
I'm very afraid.
I'm not afraid of them.
I'm afraid of those.
Is that a big fat?
Yeah, it is.
Go on.
You fat beats heart.
What? What's hitting me? Oh.
Alright, we got our heals back. That was brutal, man. Holy. Okay, is this the pit of
no return. It looks like it is. We don't want to go there.
So if this gate is opened by here, it would logically imply that there's something in
here that will open the other gate. Because there's that, like, we already explored
this area so there's probably like maybe a letter here or something okay I'm just
another brick
there's a button down the well
I really don't think that there's a button down the well.
Like I really, really don't think so.
But I don't have any other options.
So we might be jumping down the well pretty soon.
Here we go.
Okay.
Um, I gotta move back.
Don't go down the well, it's death. Yeah, I know that. That's why I didn't go down the
well.
Okay, that was not everything.
Let's kill these guys first.
Okay, is every cocksucker dead now?
Have all the cocksuckers been disassembled?
It would seem as-
No, this is- there's gotta be some kind of bullshit, right?
Like, okay, that's fine.
Squallstone.
What was that?
Hmm.
That's interesting.
Oh, hey.
Not very hard if I can just auto-attack them to death, right?
Okay, all right, we made it.
Okay, now we actually level up.
Here we go.
And now it's open.
That's what I'm fucking talking about. Let's go.
Alright.
Oh, man.
What a cock-sucker, bro.
Use your two skill?
I probably should, you're right.
I wonder if I can upgrade my guy.
I want to see if I can.
Try your number two skill, the axe throw?
No, you're right. I should be.
should be I should be doing I should be using that more I'm gonna level up like
even though I feel like the oh I only have three I thought I had more oh I got
it we got grogu to fucking to max level okay and then level up and I can
get two level ups here. I don't have any more skill points though. Okay shell
points. All right so what do I really need here?
Siren bullets are an infant's fart
I'm not just I'm gonna just pause right now
I don't really need any of those and like what I what I have right now is like totally fine
Like I'm not gonna fucking I'm not gonna mess around with anything
Like we're doing we're doing great so like we don't need to go and fucking you know reinvent the wheel here
You know if you're really really upgrade about two characters good that's all I need I need a
Radrum and I need him by the way. It's bad. I'm just kidding like it's actually fucking stupid that you can't upgrade more of them
Wait do I have to run back like?
I'm just going to run back, who cares.
That's the exact same thing that happened last time.
No fast travel.
For some reason the fast travel for that area didn't seem like it was available, so I just
like didn't use it.
because like usually it would be the one that's like at the bottom, right?
the first possible boss is three characters per playthrough, new game plus add stunts and stuff
I just don't see what the...
like...
like...
like there's another character, Ganesa or whatever that like has like um...
fucking...
like mirror images and shit
like I would wanna try and use her
wait, what? would I have to fight him again?
oh, it's a bug, okay
I'm not worried about that
Or you hear that no
The agony
It sounds familiar. I feel
Guilty but I don't know why I must go
You must put an end to this ooh an item on their side
You must put that got it
This is better there'd be a better be a pine cone in here
What the fuck is that?
Oh, that's actually probably really good.
Yeah, like I know that there's projectile builds in the game that are really good.
Who's this down here?
Let's figure it out.
The sword head.
I don't even have any arms.
Okay.
What the fuck, an idiot.
What the fuck, an idiot?
He didn't come at me.
I thought I'd carry him.
Wow.
Alright, that's a boss.
That is a boss.
holy shit I probably should just swap over right now but I've got seven heels
I'm just gonna do another attempt anyway
I don't know anything I hit him
I'm not getting the souls back yeah I'm gonna I'm gonna just swap over let's swap over and
and then recalibrate.
Okay, give me one.
Alright, so, change shell.
Alright.
And then, I've got to level up after this again.
Like...
From all...
Alright, so we've got...
Then...
I'm just looking to see what else I could get, right?
I wish I could get that.
That'd be great.
Well actually I don't need that.
I don't even care about any of this.
Let's go.
Losing your souls tends to be a trend in this game, not so forgiving.
Yeah, I'm just not even going to try and get it.
I mean, it's like, I feel like I just strapped myself.
Also, his shoulders batch thing was under range.
This is our champion place again right here.
What?
Oh my god!
What's going on?
What's going on? You gotta get your ass beat, aren't you?
What is it?
Oh, bro, like, what's happening?
What's happening? Now you know how I feel.
Every day people are like, yeah, come on.
What's wrong? What's wrong?
That's right. You see a champion of work here.
I
Think I've understood the strategy now. I have to get lucky and
Constantly spawn those spirits to stun lock him so I don't have to learn any of the mechanics
That's what I have to do and as long as I do that I'm gonna be okay
Everything's fine, guys. Like, I know exactly how we're gonna do this. It's gonna be easy.
I really don't like the way that the character is gonna be like a small thing.
Whenever you change directions, whenever you're running, sometimes it stops your character
from running.
And when it stops your character from running, then you can't do a running attack, which
changes what your outcome is.
It's just annoying.
It's not confusing.
I think the boss is fine.
But I think the game is genuinely like, there are like fine elements of that, but
I think they're actually bad.
I got high.
Holy damn. That's alright. I just can't get hit.
I think I'm dead, but it's okay, I'm going to lock on this attempt.
He's doing it!
He's doing it!
That's right!
That's right! What's wrong?
What's wrong?
What's wrong?
I'm not that gay!
What is it?
Oh, okay.
It's gonna be like that.
Oh, wow. Okay, I just accidentally did that.
Alright, so we need to make sure that we spawn more of those things.
We have to get something that's going to spawn a lot more of those guys.
Shadows are so buggy.
Everything about this game is buggy.
It's actually buggy as fuck, but like, I don't give a fuck.
Actually I do as fuck than the one, but it doesn't matter.
I'm just having a bad day, huh?
Spline, spline!
Dude, they abandoned me!
That's okay, it's alright, three of them, yep, there we go!
That's right.
Okay, fine, spawn, please, I need more of them.
of
the
Oh
Run away, yeah
I just can't take any damage, I need to just do all the damage.
of
No, no, no, no, I have to fight, I have to fight the game.
I can't do this.
Summon a guy, summon, summon, summon, help me, help me!
I'm out of heels.
Got it.
This is called being a champion, it's called being a champion.
wait wait w-w-w-w-w-w-w-why am i still taking damage?
why did i just take damage?
swing your weapon in a violent arc
striking down all of those who stand by- that's really good
that's for the sword though
hello?
get out of here, bitch
get out here, little bitch. fuck you
Boss animation does damage.
Bro, I was gassed out on that one too. Like that was almost bad.
To be fair though, I did successfully do one of his spinny combos, right?
Like I did successfully do one, which I'm proud of myself for.
I'll be the one and only that I ever do.
I didn't make the game that way like that's it.
That's just the way the game made me.
The game turned me into a cheesy little bitch that takes advantage of mechanics that shouldn't
function the way they do.
that's not that's not their fight that you didn't get the achievement I am the
achievement
you're looking at the achievement right here
me I'm the achievement
I mean, I didn't the thing is like I have no problem engaging in cheese, but it has to
be my cheese.
Like I have a problem whenever I'm like, okay, I'm going to look up the, oh, this is
the way you gave the captive piece, he is free.
like if I can figure out a mechanic or like a technique in the game that makes it easier for me
then I will do it but if oh I get to upgrade my weapon now too holy shit this is big day for me
So, like, I'm not too great, but, um, so yeah, like to me, this is where I'm at, right?
Where it's like, I don't mind having cheesy mechanics and engaging in them, but the difference
is that I have to be the person that discovers it. Like if somebody else discovers it and
then they tell me, oh, okay, that's that's how to play the game. Then like to me that
doesn't feel good. Like I have to be like I have to earn the cheese. Well, was that
the end boss? No, no, no demo. Like that's just that that that's generally how I see
it right more than anything else so like when you have somebody that's able to
like you know just look it up and they just get you know they're like going on
and you know they can do whatever like then that's a totally different thing
right but you have to earn it yeah exactly like if I discover it like a way
to make the game easier or like make my character way more powerful then I will
engage with it but if I just look it up and somebody says oh you can use this
and it like instantly kills every boss just theoretically right like I would not do that
because that to me is like now I'm not um
like I'm like it's like unethical right and I'm spending more time watching guides and playing
a game yeah yeah and then like so what I usually do like this the way I play a game
is that I will fucking I'll go through and I'll look at all the guides and like the men
maxing stuff after I beat the game so like I play the game out the way I would
play the game out and then after I do that afterwards I'm like okay now what
else do you do so like that way I can kind of like I can kind of enjoy the
game two times does that make sense yeah it's fermentation I hate games where
can't respect yeah like I mean to be fair though like I did um I did look up
where to get the fat guy that's the only thing in the game that looked up
cuz I just wanted to get the fat guy like I did I'm sorry I fucking I looked
at shit right up yeah I gotta play first run blind yeah yeah I think so and then I
get another one of these two and since I'm out of bosses I'm gonna
to swap back to the other guy.
Show.
Oh, I'm going to get another shell point on my next one, too.
Like, for example, like, shell, like, this is one of the things, like,
shell points should just be for each individual shell.
Because, like, there's never going to be a universe where a person is going to
not just 100 to 0 every shell every time.
sell every time. It's just stupid. It's a stupid mechanic that doesn't really make anything
better. It's like just dumb. And I think that you should be able to do the same thing with
glimpses to where like you can, you know, explore the different shells or you're able
to farm them. Like for example, like you can spend 1000 souls like your 5000 or 2000.
I think 2000 probably be fair to buy a glimpse. And then you can upgrade indefinitely,
right? And why is that? It's because it's more fun. Like it makes the game easier for
sure because you can use any tool for any problem. But I think that you should make
the game harder then. Like it's better to give players every tool and then give them
every problem than then say you have to choose in the dark what tools you want and now we're
going to assign you problems that you can't predict. Like that's in my opinion. Like
I don't like being locked into a certain playstyle because like what if I, what if I discover a
really cool weapon or I like the way something plays, but that that's really to me the way
I look at it.
They're ruining the game by limiting resources.
No, I don't think that it's ruining the game.
I think this is an eight out of 10 game.
It's a great game.
Like even with all the bugs and everything, I think it's a great game.
That being said though, I think it would be a greater game if they removed some of these
friction points.
So for example, you don't have to be live for eight and a half hours.
I didn't even realize that because I started early.
I just checked because I was like, I probably should get Chipotle or something.
So anyway, what was I saying before?
Basically, holy, wow, I played video games for eight hours.
So fuck.
So fixing the camera angles, making parrying, push your character back less.
Whenever your character is getting pushed back a lot with being parried, the general
outcome of that for I think most players is that they're up against the wall and because
the textures in the wall are not directly against the wall, the textures then interfere
with the camera for being able to predict the next outcome and activity of the boss.
or action of the boss. So it creates a frictional point that is unintended that makes the game
extremely difficult, that isn't fun. And if you think that any of the things that I'm
saying will make the game easier, then I think the way that you solve that, and if you
want to maintain the difficulty of the game right now, make the bosses have better
attack patterns, give them like the attack pattern that like you know the side side over
and then over thing that he did that could have been twice as fast right like I mean
that the spinny thing I think was really well designed right because it goes faster and
faster so like that's where I think that you ramp up the difficulty is with better
boss fights and like animations that are easier to read, giving the bosses more health, you
know, like giving them different phases, like giving them, you know, like input reads and
certain circumstances that are not like really gamey, um, like may have fore causing you
to stall at the shirt boss. Yeah, like if I'm running like the third boss, right?
like and like there's things like that where it's like a good way a good way of saying it
walking characters certain weapon type tree in class games meant to be replayed by the
design of a or a multiplayer game the game is meant to be replayed yeah I mean like
I just don't really like I every developer should make the game the way that they
they want to make the game. They should always do that. And like, you should never always
listen to players and give them what they want, but I'm giving you like what my opinion
is and how I feel playing the game is that I would like to try out new techniques and
like, well, what is the rogue really play like? People say he's so good and he does
the backstab damage. And then I have that backstab fucking gem thing that makes all
my fucking melee attacks to hit twice. So like it's a really cool idea for the boss and I would
refer to the character but I don't want to play it because I don't like that play style the most.
And like realistically I'm probably not going to play through the game multiple times. I'm
probably going to play through it one time. Like I would say like 95% of people play through a game
once and they stop maybe even higher than that so unless there's like a new game
plus like huge bonus right or something like that I never replay I want maximum
choice my first playthrough yeah like I think that you should like that the
focus should be like and it's also like what if somebody picks a shell like
for example grogu is a really good example or what a gragu is a really
good example where it's like he's really bad against bosses because gragu on
bosses is you have to farm heels every single time, right? This is like a very
unfun and frustrating thing for a player. So if you fully invested into this one
character, now you're like kind of at an impasse where like you have to play
something that's like basically artificially handicapped in the
environment that you're going in and at the same time you're locked into it.
so like that's one example for it and I think that you know like that that's one
thing I would say but like and also like where Osama Selbran death of Dolly
pardon I didn't see that like that's that'll be good content for tomorrow I
don't want to talk about that bullshit right now so yeah
Ragu is under finish more than more damage to boss. No, I understand that it does.
I mean because there's literally a talent that says he does more damage to a boss.
Like, uh, I wonder does this work on new game plus? Actually, I guess me who
cares. I'm not gonna do probably not gonna do new game plus in this game just
curious. But it does. Yeah, I don't know if like reset ever play through or
or something like that.
Game's not beta anymore.
So yeah, I mean like, you know that's
what farm bosses is, is Gragu.
Putting Gragu is in a attack speed spell and makes him go spur.
He's really good, but like, Gragu is really good
against bosses if you're a skilled player.
But I think that you don't want to,
like, I don't think it's a good thing for a player
to end up getting filtered out of a game.
I think that a lot of people look at, oh, wow,
you got filtered out of the game as a failure of the player.
But what I think about it is like,
I think I'm a developer, right?
I want people to fully play my game
and I want them to finish the game
and feel good about the game.
And usually if people get filtered,
it's because they had a negative experience with the game.
And so I would wanna make sure
that every single time the player did get filtered,
it was due to a purely skilled issue
and not a trap that I engineered them to fall into.
Like, for example, in Peely 1, like, if you make your own talent tree and then you don't have any regret orbs, and you can't afford them,
and you don't want to make a new character and then you quit the game, I think that's a really bad system and it's not fun.
So, like, and that's, I'd say that's probably disappointing for a developer to see people do that.
So, I mean like, and like, also,
like having NPCs spawning, you know, outside the wall,
like I said, the game has a lot of bugs in it.
It definitely has a lot of bugs,
but I don't think the bugs are game breaking
and they're not by knowing enough to where it's like,
okay, well, I hate the game now
and it makes the game actively worse.
Now, there might be a boss in the future that's like that,
but right now, that's kind of my thinking on it.
And I think also like Crimson Desert somebody's bringing it up in chat
I think Crimson Desert is a great example of like how
This game can be a Crimson Desert wards of the Fallen game
Where it ascends from like an eight to like a really solid nine. I
Think this game could ascend if they do one more maybe post
post launch content update to just
Just add a little bit more enemy variety, add in a few more different types of ways to play
the game, and then, yeah, just fix some shit, right?
And like fix a lot of these, like, frictional problems.
Like, like, difficulty should come from intention rather than friction.
And I think that this game does derive difficulty in some ways through friction.
Like a really small example of this is that like the way your camera turns whenever you
throw the crab.
That's cool the first time, but it also makes it difficult for you to see what's going
on and you can't really control that.
So it's like an example where something that seems cool can become annoying because it
turns you away from something else that you're fighting.
So there's a lot of like little things like that that I notice.
I also think repost should do more damage.
I just, I feel bad that whenever I stagger an enemy, I can't take advantage of a repost
because just simply hitting it is better.
I just, I think that's, like, if it was up to me, I would recalibrate the game to where
it was either harder to repost or reposts garbage in the game, yeah, exactly.
It's either harder to repost, or the bosses have more health.
Because I think that the idea of the repost and everything, like it's a cool idea, but
if you don't incentivize gameplay, you're not going to get that gameplay, because people
are going to realize, oh, I don't want to do this.
There's a stone to enhance your repost damage.
Yeah, but I think it should be like, like, it should be like 200 or 300% of what it
is now.
Like, I'm not asking for it to be like in Sekiro where it clears the whole health
bar right not saying that but it should be more than what it is now like where
wins me I think is a pretty healthy repost amount obviously that's very it
differs from boss to boss but like on an average like outside of the outliers it's
a really good example these feel meaningful yeah it feels meaningful
post-launch the game got nerfed by 23% I didn't see that I mean I personally
don't think the game is really that hard. I just, I just don't think so. Like all of
the, all the challenges in the game are generally either memorization for attacks that are nearly
unreadable or a friction. Like I can't see what's going on or something like that.
Difficulty is a random shit that breaks. Yeah.
Difficulty can be read to Pragmata. I'd say Pragmata is a much better design game
overall than this, but this game definitely is more of my genre. This is
super easy and weird that their souls likes. Boss patterns are simple and easy to manage.
Yeah, they are, and the parry window is pretty large, which makes it a lot easier.
Second and last boss is worse in Souls history, not gonna lie. I have no idea. I mean, we'll see.
What's better, Lords of the Fallen or Mortal Shell? I think Lords of the Fallen is a
decisively better game. But Lords of the Fallen's also had over a year of post-launch updates.
So like let's come back to Mortal Shell in six months or eight months from now
after they maybe had like their 2.0 version then maybe we'll see what the
comparison is but I do still think Wars of the Fallen will be my preferred game.
Kazan is hell compared to this. This is a cakewalk. Yeah this game is super easy.
But even Kazan like the last boss that only took me like maybe like an hour.
probably a little bit more than that but yes I'm around there like even like the
last like probably five bosses I one shot two of them and after that this is on
expert mode too and then the other ones I beat in like five to 15 attempts but
then the early bosses like I struggled a lot on
was on kaisu said she's lying it's a woman she's lying obviously that's what
they do oh she never listens also like do you really think that she'd let me
sit here and play the game when she's in the house no should be so I wouldn't
even be able to play to begin with so she wouldn't even know this
I'm not giving the game, I'm not, I'm not saying the game's bad. I would recommend buying, if you are a fan of souls likes, I would recommend buying this game. I'm just simply giving my feedback as somebody who has played almost every single game I've played.
If you are a fan of Souls Likes, I would recommend buying this game.
I'm just simply giving my feedback as somebody who has played almost every single Souls Likes.
And I played all of them to completion. It's not like I played them for five minutes.
I've beaten every single one of these games.
I would say the only exception is I haven't finished the lives of PDLC just because nobody in my stream really cared about it
and I didn't want to relearn the whole game.
It seemed pretty hard and I was like, fuck it, I just need to do something else at the time.
Other than that, I'll probably go back and play that too.
Like, whether it's Neo...
I only played Neo3 to be fair, I haven't played Neo2 yet.
Whether it is fucking...
Wulong, Rise of the Ronin, Kazan, First Berserker, Mortal Shell 1,
Code Vein, Code Vein 2 was the only Souls-like game I haven't really finished.
Another crabs treasure like I've played every single one of these games
So like whenever I'm saying this like I feel like I probably know it I'm not gonna say better than anybody else
There's other guys that are played all like I pretty sure Charlie's played almost all of them too, right?
So I don't have more experience than anybody, but there are very few people that have more experience than me
I guess he was actually crazy. Yeah, I don't know. What about Onimusha? Yeah, we're gonna
play that on release.
DinoBlade? Yeah, I played DinoBlade.
I was sitting in the woods, you could beat lots of PDLC. I don't know.
You see most critical and bald, yeah, I saw it.
I'm from Finish though and I'm gonna show you the demo, the game's beautiful.
I'm gonna hold off on the demo.
I love KT to make a rise to the run too.
That game was such a gem, got overlooked because it released the same day as Dragon's
Dog went to.
Not only that, but it released the same day as Dragon's Dog went to and it was
only on PlayStation 5.
it's actually one of those games that like if you want a 100 hour game that is actually well designed
and like if you've played any team ninja game you will probably get over 100 hours of fun out of
Rise of the Ronin. It's a genuinely really good game and I think one thing that makes it special
Rise of the Ronin is the game is that there's almost nothing that's supernatural in the game
It's really just colonial era Japan and you are a ronin and you're fighting
You know like there's like you have to either stand with shogunate or without you know against it, right?
And there's like different diverging quest lines, but
Yeah, I think it's a great game
What's the best Chinese game coming out this year you think I really think that it's gonna be
Fuckin' Phantom Blade Zero.
I think that Phantom Blade Zero is gonna be by far the best one.
Like, I mean, I've never played the game, so I'm not really sure.
I'm just, like, kinda giving my opinion about it from the chicken game.
It doesn't come out this year.
I'm, like, 90% sure it doesn't come out this game.
Hopefully, Zonki in next year.
Yeah, I think they'll probably... I'm actually surprised they haven't announced Wukong DLC.
I assume that they would have announced it by now.
What games like MS2, Mortal Shots, OLD RANG, Wukong would you recommend for over 100 hours of gameplay?
NEO 3 was a really great game. Crimson Desert was also a really great game. Dragon Sword Awakening
was really fun. I don't think... I don't know if you can get 100 hours of gameplay out of it
And the end game content is like kind of minimal, but it's relatively good
I'd wait till yeah, which are three next next month if you ever played that
How good was the beast beast of reincarnation?
It was a five I would rate beast of reincarnation a five
That like it's funny because like the last boss in the game was a was a genuinely good boss
And it was like the only good part of the game was the last boss of the game
Every other part of the game was horrible
The bosses were terrible the mobs were repetitive the levels were like mediocre at best
The story was stupid like the story was actually I would say the story wasn't stupid. It was communicated criminally
Like it was actually a good I like that the story like I will read and know all the story for every game, right?
so like basically
It's really it's like humans inhabiting like it doesn't really matter, but like the way the story should have been communicated a
lot of video games do this and I think that like the
adventures of Elliot was another example recently that this where
video games slow roll their plot so much that you end up playing 80% of the game
pointlessly and 20% of the game endlessly right you're like super excited
about the last 20% but the first 80% is like like the pacing is really bad like
I think a great example of something that's the opposite of that is
Expedition 33. Expedition 33 had a great narrative pacing and it was good for the
entirety of Expedition 33. There was never like a lot of like really wall
points or low points or anything and it wasn't like a like everything was
building towards the next thing and there's a few other games maybe I would
say are probably the same for that. Like I would say another one is
metaphor refentazio like you could make an argument that maybe like towards like
the middle of the game it kind of meandered around but like I know this
with where wins me for example is that where wins me like I did the new quest
line and it feels like you have to eat your vegetables before you get to eat
your candy because like I have to go through a bunch of quest lines and
and dialogue and bullshit and then at the very end of it,
you actually have a really cool experience
where you're going through like a narrative puzzle,
like there was a labyrinth that you had to go through
or you have to like figure out these like water puzzles
and then you have to fight a really cool boss
in a lot of cases, right?
They just added like a bell boss.
So,
like I think that a lot of these gotcha games
just get rid of the vegetables.
feed us candy. We're disgusting, degenerate, indulgent, fat, like uncontrollable freaks.
I don't want to sit here and listen to you slow-roll me a story about dialogue between
two side characters. Like, nobody cares about that. Like, nobody's going to remember it,
nobody gives a shit. So to me, I think that more video games need to embrace the brevity
storytelling and be more succinct rather than introducing more pieces of a narrative that are
like it's okay to have a reveal in a story earlier on because that way at least the players
engaged because now they care like stories to just tell you uh while you fight the most
Yeah, like a POE one had this where like you can read narrative pieces and then you can play the game
Well, it tells you the story of like why did calm calm, you know like the calm the curly fucking
Warlord like why did he do this? It's like an act one, right?
I think everybody probably clicked on this rock and they know that one
So yeah, or like DeResso and fucking act three or something like that was super super cool
about Crimson Desert. Crimson Desert's story for that game was just garbage. I don't think
it was a good story at all. I don't think anything about it was good. Yeah, it was bad.
The Marnie part was kind of interesting. I know it's not called Valenciaga. It's
like Valenciaga or something like that, Valencia. That zone was like really cool, but other than
that the story, Blackmouth Blue Call also was a great example of a story that had great pacing.
And I think that pacing a lot of these narrative stories, especially these like live service
games is absolutely horrible. And that's one of the things I think that the developers really
should work on more. You can notice all is a chance of being as good as it looks.
It's made by Hoylvers. They've never made a bad game and in the instance where I
think that you would say they did, which would be Zemlestone Zero, it's my
opinion, they've improved that game so much that I've had like tons of people
tell me like you need to go back and play this game again it's real good
it's not the way it was on launch etc. So like I think it's going to be very
good. Like you've got to keep in mind like whenever like the people that made
beast of reincarnation like their other game was Pokemon so it's like a huge
like genre shift but every Pokemon game was bad. Genshin Impact is
fundamentally a great game. Honkai Star Reel is fundamentally a great game.
Zenless Zone Zero is fundamentally a great game. So I would logically assume
that these people would also make another great game.
The reverse doesn't miss. Yeah.
It's gonna send zeros to trash. I think
Weathering Waves is better than every Hoyleverse game. It's not even remotely close.
It's not even in the same universe.
That's your best gotcha game. Yeah, because I like these games and it's like pretty much
the same thing. Even Genshin. I never played Genshin but I doesn't really see
like it's that interesting. Leathering was trash. I don't think so. I think it's
really good. You don't like Pokemon? I love Pokemon. Game Freak doesn't like
Pokemon because since they did they'd invest more than you know an unreal
five college game design class budget into making the games. They're
horrible. The games are absolutely horrible. They look like garbage, they play like garbage,
the mechanics are garbage, the character design is garbage, everything about them is garbage.
And it shouldn't be like that. I'm pretty sure like Pokémon Arceus is seen as like
the last good Pokémon game, but the last time I played Pokémon was literally in
high school because every game followed the exact same formula and it was boring to me.
Pokemon's a money printer, they don't have to fix it. Well, wouldn't you want to print out more
money? Like would you rather give one billion or two billion dollars? Like I don't know why
they don't just make it better anyway. Like they're... I think they just got really lucky
with Pokemon 30 years ago and I think that they haven't been able to do that. Gamefreak
is said Nintendo won't let them. Game Freak has never said Nintendo won't let them make
a good Pokemon game. They would never go out publicly and say that. So I can tell you right
now that's a lie just based off of Nintendo would never let them say that.
Some gamers want to become company executives.
They are.
Look at Varian.
Look at Samfall Interactive.
Look at Saber Interactive.
It's already happening.
Gameboy games are when they peep through the games, yeah, 30 years ago.
He'll made wukong.
That was a really good game.
I love that game.
Is there anything else here?
Nice.
I like his name being a song.
Oh, right.
And he's Islamophobia, right?
Yeah, that's going to be that.
This is going to be great.
I can't wait to go through this.
There's some fucking
In-cell loser
Fuck this is I don't even know what the hell this is. Oh, I've seen this
The house bully doesn't buy them to their wedding you he'll kill himself
Well now he's definitely not coming up just kidding
new dissident right? Starting off great. What is this? Oh, MTG. Jesus Christ, who is
I missed a four at the end.
Someone hacked my personal X account, though I'm logged out.
a phishing scam on X. My account was going to be permanently deleted unless I took action.
Then they took. It was done last click the link. I clicked the link and followed the
instructions. I bet the Nigerian Prince is a field day with you. I think this
really is like the perfect, I'll talk about this later on more tomorrow, it's
like the perfect encapsulation of what those people are just absolutely
brain dead retarded and other people a lot common sense yeah I'm actually
editing not making a comeback I don't know if they are not you see a game had a
fish on steam and say I'm up you like it I did okay I was almost nine hours
now I've just been talking for fucking 30 minutes I just got distracted I'm
gonna eat my dinner and then probably pass out on the floor so I'll be back
on tomorrow and I'll see you guys then. Thanks a lot for watching guys. Until next time boys, peace!
you
you