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09-16-2026 · 7h 58m
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Good morning guys, how y'all doing everybody?
I just woke up a little while ago, had an appointment I needed to be at.
I went and I did that and you know now we're done.
I'm back and having another fucking day.
So it's good man.
Good morning commander, hello.
Yeah, you're up late up late. Actually, I wasn't up late. I've actually been able to control myself recently. I have
I've been going to bed at a semi reasonable time and I've been a good boy, which has been nice
it has been I've been going to bed taking care of myself and
Just trying to start at the same reasonable time of like, you know, 12 12 20 or so and I've been glad
I think it's been going really really well. So did you get vibranium implants? Oh for my teeth?
Maybe I should then I can eat steel how about that and
Yeah, tomorrow the second term of Olympus begins. Yes, it does tomorrow is going to be a very big day
I'll tell you that tomorrow is going to be fucking nuts. I am so excited
You're gonna play it as much as I possibly can so yeah
That's really what I'm thinking about 27 hours and 35 minutes. You did you're dead about 27 hours. Oh, holy shit get a life
Oh, what a loser. Yeah another point of graph fuck being in a helicopter
Yeah, I saw there was a helicopter crash or something like that. I don't know exactly what that was, but yeah
So that's about it
And I feel like I shouldn't play the beta for my first ever clock dude dude courage to just play it
I'm gonna be real we should just play it will you progress what will progress on beta reset
Yeah, of course it always does it should because you want everybody to start on the same page me playing and doing the same thing man
So that's what I would say more than anything else. That's what I kind of like
I would say, you know how did she run get canceled? I don't know how Ed Sheeran was the one that got canceled
We didn't even say anything right, but that's what these people do is they try to just bully people into making a public statement
Or they just make up a bunch of lies about them and assassinate their character and just kind of go crazy on them
Just over nothing right? I mean this is what they do
You know again like these are the people that support terrorists in the Middle East
So it makes sense that they're gonna go and be the same way here
So yeah, that's the way I feel about it and I'll link some posts. It's absolutely gross what they're doing
They're all hypocrites, too
Well, I mean again like once you understand that these people like again, they're just psychos, right?
I mean just psychos and so like why is anybody even paying attention to this?
I don't know, but you know, I see a handful of people that are like, oh my god, this is a big deal
He's got to do something. I don't think you should do anything honestly
like it's just a bunch of crazy assholes that are getting mad and
this kind of stuff falls off and
If they're gonna be mad about it, they're always gonna be mad about it
There's nothing you can tell them that's gonna make them stop being mad
So if all the palace some people wouldn't live there and all the Israel people wouldn't live there the US Americans never great time
Yeah, can you imagine that's actually such a crazy good outlook?
Can you imagine the absolute utopia that we would live in if every pro-Palestine and every pro-Israel person left America?
Like all of them like they're all gone like there's no it is real Palestine all of the ad because it's all gone
Right and now it's just Americans here sheer bliss. Yeah, you imagine you go to the grocery store all the food is free
You know they give you a high five when you walk in. I mean it'd just be fucking it'd be heaven on earth, man
So yeah, we'd be finally living in America. I know so no, I think that'd be good
I'm not sure if it was sarcasm or he sucks now. Um, well, no, I I don't want any of those people in the country period
I don't want advocates for other countries in my country. I just I want to get rid of all of them
I view them as a invasive species and they're trying to take over the host country and have it
Reallocate funds to the host country to their country. I don't want them
I want to get rid of every single one of them. So that's what I think I want all of them to be gone and
Quo from Teddy Roosevelt, you can only be an American and this is a paraphrase, but that's basically what he's saying
You can't be an American and you can't be an American, you know as well as you can only be an American
Move them all we travel back to the 1990s. Yeah, and NBC helicopter just crashed in LA three confirmed
dead. Whenever you say just crashed, what you mean is like it happened later on, right?
I mean, I believe. So let me go and pull this up. Yeah, I did see there was some helicopter.
Let me see if I can find a helicopter crash Los Angeles. Yeah, I guess this must be it.
So this happened yesterday, right? Yeah, a TV news helicopter during live shot. Can
Can I watch this?
Oh my god.
Okay, yeah, I can watch that.
That's fine.
Okay, let's see.
I didn't know what was going to happen.
Let me mute the music, too.
I got to listen to this.
Okay, so a TV news helicopter crashes during live-sheet to boat crash in Los Angeles.
The L.A. bronze to NBC Los Angeles.
No word yet on casualties.
Okay, let's take a look at this.
My friend saw this happen live.
Oh my god.
be going a little sideways, huh?
Wow.
That's really sad.
I don't really think there's a lot else to say about that.
I think that's just really sad to see that happen.
uh... all my god
so three people died in this accident is that correct
yeah as i said guys like people said all helicopter crashes are deadly they're not
deadly like i
i don't know about that i wouldn't want to be a helicopter i'll tell you that
reporter inside tweeted just before uh... the bird and not look well maintained
well he tweeted that like dude
like that these like i do i said i am not ever getting in a helicopter in my
life man
They hit a pedestrian too? Oh, that's horrible, man. That's terrible.
So yeah, oh my fucking God. And uh, yeah, morning, bro.
And uh, why the fuck would you ever ride one? Well, I mean,
the majority of times helicopters don't crash, right?
But it's like, it sure seems like they crash a lot.
And like maybe this is like over reporting or something like that.
But you know, holy shit, man.
Is this news of a Los Angeles TV news helicopter crashing three people,
including a pedestrian
KNBC TV performing it was their chopper we just received the confirmation that in fact news chopper 4
Went down just before 7 o'clock tonight in Chatsworth and down. Yep
We're gonna take a couple of minutes to uh-huh think about that to process and to regroup a camera on the helicopter
Yeah, holy shit down an alarm could be heard going Wow
What I see in the video is a vibration that somebody should not be there and that indicates
that there was a possibility or a probability that the helicopter was having a mechanical
problem.
KNBC now identifies onboarder Ileana Moreno and pilot George Marcineau.
That KNBC chopper was covering this deadly crash nearby where an SUV had slammed into a bus
killing two people.
Who the hell does that?
Helicopters covering that bus crash realized one station wasn't there with him.
A heartsome ghost impacted by the bus collision and the helicopter crash and with the entire
community who lost members of their team while they were doing their job.
Holy shit man, like that is just, and there's another, what the fuck is going on over in
LA?
Oh my god.
Uh, yeah, wow, shit's falling apart over there?
I mean helicopters crash like that's that the scary thing about helicopters that it feels like
Like it feels like it's hanging on by a thread
You know what I mean like I look at a helicopter and it's like this is some rinky-bink fucking
Like I remember they had a helicopter of World of Warcraft
Wow, what's it flying machine?
Well, let me see if I can just pull this up and show you guys like I remember this was the wow helicopter
And it was actually I always really liked this mount. I thought it was super cool
But like I mean I did this is the way it is right and I look at that that looks like a rinky-dink piece of shit
That's gonna crash right like I'm just being honest. That's exactly what it looks like to me
So without power a helicopter can can still auto operate safely to the ground
Well, this one apparently something else went wrong, right?
And like I don't know what the fuck it is like what if a bird flies into it?
What if anything else happens to it? I have no idea
So, yeah, have you seen Alistair?
No, I don't even know what the hell that is.
Technically, you're right. It hangs off the blades.
Yeah, I mean, it's just fucking scary, man.
So, I didn't really watch this.
It happened, like, pretty much as soon as I was ending my stream,
maybe like an hour or whenever I was about to.
But, yeah, that's just really shocking.
And honestly, it's just super sad.
I mean, you see people that killed in something like this,
and, you know, it's nothing short of a tragedy,
and, you know, like, holy fuck, man.
I mean, that's really about it.
And planes are normal, but birds what animal a helicopter shape well, I think that people like airplanes
I mean a commercial like 747 airplane
Crashes very infrequently, right? I mean it's extremely uncommon and it seems like you have like more
I think there's also like more of like a at least illusion of security, right?
Because you have, you know your gas masks or oxygen masks you have, you know fucking
escape hatches and so and people even get afraid about that right so like if you
have a fear of flying and like you know then you're talking about a helicopter
I mean oh my god right so well you play Wolverine today or move to another game
I'm gonna move to another game I'm not interested in playing it again today I
just you know don't really give a shit the game was okay like as I said I'd
rated it a six I saw Kai played the game and he also rated it a six but
yeah smart guy by the way and yeah it's really the way I feel about it
Helicopter blades are complex. What is this here because they act most act as rotating wings change their angle console
And I'll spinning fast and handle extreme physical stress. I mean
Look man, I'm not a helicopter wizard. Okay. I'm not a helicopter engineer
All I'm saying is that I don't want to be in one right like you tell me that this is what's gonna keep you up in the air
I'm like nah, bro. Like let's just stay down here
Yeah, let's just you know what man. I'm just thinking I was thinking about this and you know what on second thought
You know, maybe not right? Maybe not you gonna play amiibo? Yeah, we're gonna play amiibo
I'm thinking about it at least I'm not a hundred percent
But I downloaded the game and I'll probably at least log on and try it
But I don't know what to expect out of it or anything else because obviously like wow forever comes out tomorrow
I'm gonna be really busy with that
So I haven't decided if I'm just going to just fuck around today or maybe play that game also
I just haven't really decided but we'll figure it out too many points of failure. Yeah, I guess so right
I mean there's been a whole lot of that amiibo is Nintendo shit. It does look like that, but I'd have to play it and see for myself
So, uh, yes Nico just pee pee balls at a homies. Yeah, I saw he got mad about the dual comm thing or something like that
I mean, I don't know really what he's going to do at all. I have no idea
So would you fly an ornithopter? No man like the things from dune absolutely not
I just like honestly I prefer to just not take risks like that that are unnecessary
necessary and a few helicopters is a risk like that we play the warcraft
expansion I didn't play that he's suing them well I mean sneaker suing dual
comm for making AI art of him promoting their stuff I mean I hate to say it but
sneaker is kind of in the right there he is and like I think it's funny for them
to make fun of sneaker but ultimately you don't want to live in a world where
people can AI generate your likeness and then use that likeness to promote
your product. I think dual.com is really funny, and I like the skips they do and everything
in their clever. But ultimately, yeah, you can't do that to somebody without their consent,
obviously. So, yeah, cars that are most dangerous from a travel, to be honest. Well, we're
talking about, again, let me introduce you to a concept called per capita. And also,
The reason why I think cars are the most dangerous, even with that probably, is that
anybody can drive a car, whereas few people can drive a helicopter or fly a helicopter
or an airplane.
So it would make sense that in a place where you have a much higher barrier to entry for
people being able to use the resource or use this car or vehicle, that you're going
to have less mistakes overall because there's a higher baseline, right?
So yeah, sure.
I could bet.
people, driver's licenses that don't know how to drive. I mean,
even pilots without both pilot's licenses that don't know how
to drive, hopefully that number zero, right? So yeah, I don't
know. And I think it's still more from what I it's taken into
account. Yeah, but I think that like you can make that make
sense, right? You can do that pretty easily. Didn't Sneak-o use
your image in a fake debate. Yeah, he did. Just one second
actually.
Okay. Yeah. So he did, but there's a big difference between Sneeko making a, you know, using my
image in like a fake debate versus like a company using a person's likeness in order
to promote a product, right? Like I think that's like basically an apples and oranges
comparison. I know somebody would try to make that comparison and say that, but like
I do try to be honest, right? And the odds are they'll probably settle and give
sneak of some money and then that's it, right? So that's it. You're a company. I mean, yeah,
well, it's not even just about being a company. It's about people that are effectively using
your image and who you are as a way to advertise, right? Clearly, motorcycles are still 20 or 30
times more dangerous per mile than a regular car. Yeah, I mean, I'm not surprised. I mean,
if you're driving like a motorcycle, the difference between a motorcycle and a car in my
mind is like the difference between an airplane and a helicopter. Like, I mean, whenever you're
in a motorcycle, you're just there, right? I mean, there's no airbags. There's no fucking.
I mean, maybe I don't know if motorcycles are airbags or not, but like, it's certainly
not going to be as fucking protected as a car. Okay, like, let's be fucking honest.
So it's probably worse. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, you've got, you're wearing a helmet
and that's it. So other than that, you don't really have a lot of insulation. So I
don't know really what else you'd be able to do. And motorcycles weren't invented
over 100 years ago. They'd never be allowed today. They're death traps. You know,
That's a great outlook.
I really never thought about it like that, but I think that's very insightful that, actually,
yeah, if they did make motorcycles nowadays, probably nobody would ride them because they'd
be afraid.
So they have airbag jackets.
Yeah, I've seen that, but I wonder if that's better than a car's airbag, right?
I mean, let's fucking wonder about that.
And they also have those, do they have airbag jackets for civilians?
I think, oh, not civilians, but like, or for just recreational use.
I thought they only had that for racing, but maybe I'm wrong because like if a guy falls
down and he hits himself or something, it like blows up and does, you know, like it stops
him from like breaking the bones or doing anything.
I work in medicals.
I work in medical.
We call bikers organ donors.
Oh man, how about that?
That's great.
Yeah, good.
It's amazing.
And anyway, let's see here.
They have them for avalanches too.
I didn't know that it was a bad idea putting Wolverine on a bicycle
We have we found out he had the build of Elliot page
Well, I mean he has the height of Elliot page as well, right?
So I did see obviously a lot of people have been talking about Wolverine and you know very clearly
This was really really weird. I don't know if anybody saw this or not take a look at this in Marvel's Wolverine
People are having a blast
Everybody okay, so r slash play Wolverine having a blast. Let's see your play
Wolverine. Okay, let's pull up this subreddit and see what they're saying. People are having a, dude,
that's really, really, really weird, okay? Like, I'm gonna be real. Makes you wonder if these are
genuine or part of the damage control bots. Do you genuinely think that people for a subreddit,
for Wolverine game, aren't going to share that they like the game? I think that, so this
is probably what's happening, is that they are bots. Like, it on ironically probably is bots.
and they might not even be deployed by the company. It might just be bots that are happening on their own.
So they freaking searched having a blast. Yeah, but like, I mean how many people are gonna use this vocabulary
inside of this window, right? I feel like it's kind of unlikely. Ignore reviews, try it yourself. How does the try part?
There's no demos. There's no refund.
And this is the character as an artist. My issue with Wolverine is the insistence on hyper realism with the art direction.
Yeah, I mean even it's just yeah, that looks way fucking cooler, right? I'm having an absolute blast. Oh, wow and
Jesus Christ that is bad. So did they have did did they have to make everyone so damn quippy?
Yeah, they did because that's the way that millennials think and talk and it was a game made by millennials for millennials
It was a millennial woman's game. That's what it was and people might not want to hear that but it's the truth
That's exactly what this game was
Look at when the game came out versus when the articles came out.
Well, I don't know exactly.
At the brown suit, I never took it off.
Really, is this really the cool one?
Oh my God.
So anyway, am I the only one that loves the default skin?
Don't believe reviewers when it comes to combat.
I mean, the combat was fine, but that was about it.
So yeah, anyway, as a millennial,
I adore the dialogue.
I've hoarded the dialogue, but I'm also not a forward.
Yeah, I think there's a lot of people
that don't like it personally.
I do think that like whenever you see you know something like this like people using the same vocabulary
So this is what bots do right?
So what bots do is they try to take posts that were made by real people
iterate on them through like machine learning and then
Repost the post that were made by real people as if they were posted by the bot in order to generate positive engagement
Because every single social media website generally has like I think an internal like imagine it
it's like an internal reputation bar between being a bot and being a person.
So basically you start at like probably neutral.
And if you're making posts that make you look like a human, obviously those posts
now get promoted because these websites like botting is like such a huge problem
now that every website is just dealing with it constantly.
So yeah, I mean, I think that's kind of what, yeah, Kate, that's my Wolverine.
The new Wolverine games trash.
Yeah.
Yeah, it seems like it is very much trash.
So, do you remember when you slid that on a tree? Apparently that can be a game breaking glitch.
Yeah, I just got lucky. I just pressed another button and it went away, but I don't know.
So, in your chat it says based and caught. Well, I don't know.
And I see what happened with ice. I have not. You see Kaiser view on it.
No, I'm going to look at everything in just a bit, right?
But what I'm saying is that I think this is just probably an example of people that are just bots that are doing it.
And I think do bots dream about having their blasts?
them and bots. Don't ask questions, just consume product and then get excited for
the next product. Oh boy! Oh wow! Oh yay! Oh good! Oh yeah of course they're gonna get
excited about it. I think this stuff is so fucking cringe by the way. Like these
people like I get that people want to get excited about a game but my
opinion is that whenever you have like it's always like the problem is
everybody always wants to tell somebody else that their opinion doesn't
matter. Fundamentally, the only person that your opinion matters to is yourself, okay?
Like, you can have whatever opinion on whatever the hell you want, and at the
end of the day, there's nobody else that's gonna give a shit except for you.
That being said, it is so fucking annoying to see these people that are
like, they take pride in being goyim. They like being goyim. They're like,
well, if I don't know anything and I never look at anything and nobody tells
me anything that I'm happy so actually the game's really good no I'm having fun
I'm having fun guys see nobody don't tell me I'm not having fun I know I'm
having fun so that's it I'm a proud boy yeah they're goi-bots bro they are and
so here's how bad Wolverine really is okay and I think this goes to show more
than anything else and a turret a Terrage the unbound trailer I don't
even know what's going on with that. And is that a Trump impression? The mouth
movement? No, I just fucking, I just fuck around man. And he died here because if
you dare to go five feet off the path you get insta-killed by artillery that
lobs 90 kilogram shells of antiphon at you. So what basically this game is so
bad that DSP dying in the intro is evidence that the game is bad and not
DSP being bad. It's the game training you to understand that imagination
gets punished. This is the game being worse than DSP. I don't know what says, I don't know
what is more condemning than this. Whenever you have people taking the side of DSP over
a video game, you know that hell is frozen over. This is very bad. And we can watch
the clip again because it was very funny.
Uh-oh, just died, just went and died out of nothing.
If you think about it, isn't going through Tree the right approach?
Yeah, it is and that's the problem is that like you would logically assume that a person who is playing would not run
Right down the middle into gunfire like if you're playing Metal Gear solid DSP made the right decision
And that's I think the funniest thing about this is that the more you evaluate this like on a very very surface level
Wow DSP so stupid. Oh my god Phil you fucked up again, right? Like Phil is so dumb
He's so stupid. We're so much smarter than Phil.
And then you start thinking about it.
And you're like, well, wait a minute.
If I was getting shot at, wouldn't I run into the trees?
Well, wait a minute. Why would they be artillery shelling the trees
if they weren't shelling me whenever I was here?
And then you think to yourself, well, why weren't they even aiming at Wolverine in the first place?
And then you start thinking to yourself, oh my god.
Did DSP fail the game? Or did the game fail DSP?
And I think that us being in a world where that's even a question that's scary man
It is oh my god. It's a video game. Well, what what are you trying to say?
What what is perfect for an employee? Oh, this is it. So let me pull this up
So it's perfect for an employed normie that's not it's not that bad bro
But do you do are you listening to yourself? Do you hear yourself and what you're saying?
It's not that bad. Do you know what not that bad means? It means it's bad
That bad means it's on the spectrum of bad. So is it good or bad?
Whoever would just be Ronnie has goddamn healing factor. No, he doesn't you don't even know what the lore is
He has a healing factor, but it doesn't mean that he's fucking immune to all damage. That's it
So, uh, yeah, that's it one second
uh...
and uh... what is this year yet sorry i i was responding to something organizing
something really quickly
and that's a video game yes i i i just work
being employed means you can't uh... play good games i guess yeah he's he's
right though i don't think he is i don't i don't think this is right
also if you're an employed normie why are you adding an extra systems like
These like crafting requirements in order and like having to click chests and stuff like how does that make it better for an employed person?
Do you think an employed person wants to go around? I
If I'm saying boundaries, I guess there's boundaries
So the game sucks man, you know it sucks. I don't why are you making excuses for this? Hmm?
I'd be stunned if the chatter is over 16 years old.
I totally disagree with you.
I think this chatter is probably an adult.
So it's a video game.
So this is the thing is that everybody wants to defend garbage.
Do you know what you get when you defend garbage?
Oh, no, no, no.
You get garbage.
You get garbage.
You get garbage.
You get garbage.
You don't want garbage.
You don't want that.
You've got to look.
You get more garbage.
You get flies.
You get ants.
You get maggots.
You get a bunch of stuff you don't want.
So yes, no, absolutely not.
This is $305 million dollars they spent on this.
It wasn't Spider-Man.
So I didn't play Spider-Man.
It has bad ass bucks, but it's not garbage.
Do you think the analysis of it being a six out of ten is accurate?
Do you- cause like, I mean IGN rated it a 6, Kai rated it a 6, and I rated it a 6.
I'm sorry, man, but if the three of us can be on the same page with one video game, that's probably because that's the truth.
Like, imagine me agreeing with Kai, agreeing with IGN, agreeing with me.
Really, think about that. That's crazy.
Like, it's a solid 4, 6 isn't garbage.
I think it's six seven the dialogue is kind of it's not you're getting timed out. It's not kind of gay. It's super gay
It's like mega gay. It's not kind of gay or a little bit gay. It's
Omega gay
Should have turned a boss named the Omega red versus Omega gay Omega gays Wolverine by the way
So anyway, I'll go back and look at a few of these didn't you rate Starfield the six?
I did. I rated Starfield a six as well as of no surprise
So let's go back. I'll look at a few more of the posts about this and there also has been a coordinated
campaign
Against Ward eggs now. I don't know why actually. I do know why we're gonna talk about it, but I
Seen this there's been a bunch of people trying to make the game look bad for really no reason
I don't understand why and I war dogs is hot
I think the game is fucking amazing. I love it. I haven't really honestly haven't played it for a couple of days
I've been trying to beat Mina the Holower. That's been my main thing is that I just I really want to beat that game
And then I don't know if I'll be able to beat it tonight
Probably not before you know like forever comes out
But you know I'll finish it whenever I can so Omega gain this and Wolverine is
Supreme gain this when it comes to the same when is it even the same sentence? I mean that's just the way it is now guys
Yeah, it's the way it is and anyway, I'll pull up some of the other stuff about it
But yeah, it's just so so fucking embarrassing and let me go and pull this other thing up. Okay. Here's Kai's review
Kai's review of Wolverine
He played it for he beat the game in 14 hours, which is pretty crazy. I would say I
Mean I beating the game in 14 hours isn't saying
All right, let's see it
Now if I had to rate the game out of ten, I would personally rate this game a six out of ten
Six out of ten. Okay a six out of ten
And let me tell you what bro. I feel like the story could have been better
I feel like they could have put more time into the plans level of the hype that it had like I remember like when I heard
About this I said everybody was excited right everybody's like oh Wolverine's awesome
Like these appeal made spider-man spider-man was like at least kind of good. So like yeah, of course be good
But I feel like the story could have been better playing spider-man
You could tell there's a lot of things that they paid attention to is a lot of me playing it. I feel like
Even with like the emotion the emotional connection from the gamer to some of the characters in there
I don't she was it was just cringe, bro
It was like it had a bunch of therapy talk like I don't really
It's weird that so this is a problem that a lot of games have now where they think that a
emotional like trauma dump exposition is what makes something good media it's
kind of like the in my opinion I think it's like the most pristine level of
like pretentious theater kid that you can have where it's like oh yeah I have
like this really really deep understanding of the way that people
feel and I'm gonna talk about it this way or something it's woke bullshit
yeah it's like super female coded it's theater kid coded there's a huge
overlap there and overall I mean like it just doesn't really resonate with people
and I think that there is this weird there's like a weird correlation that
people make between like something being emotionally like like just demanding
and something being good or like having high quality or high artistic class I
don't know if you guys have noticed this before right but it's like a lot of
be funny like this is gonna be maybe a very unpopular opinion but I'm gonna say
it anyway because I think it's true I think that we need to be putting more
respect on just good fun movies like Thor Ragnarok like I mean I guess
Glorious Bastards was like super popular but like movies like that not
every movie has to have seven layers of like emotional implication to it some
movies can just be fucking fun they can just be cool movies like we used to
have these all the time in like the 2010s. Like you had the Expendables, Crank,
every fucking movie, you know fucking Sylvester Stallone, fucking Jason Statham,
the Rock was in. Like these movies were just, they were just popcorn movies. But
like nowadays everything has to be so fucking serious all the time. And it's
serious in a way that can just be oppressive. It's like oh my god give
a fucking break. So to me, yeah, Rush Hour, Mad Max, yeah, like God, John, yeah, look at John Wick.
Like it's a great movie, but there's not a really a huge amount of depth to it.
Steven Seagal movies, Fast and the Furious, yeah. So like there's always this weird,
like pretentious connection that these theater kid losers make with trying to make movies and
games that are just like super emotionally deep and emotionally fucking stressful and they don't
understand the levity and the quality of comedy it's like to them comedy doesn't even count as like
as art have you guys noticed this like Godzilla yeah bro like where's the this is let me see
Let me see, let me see, I'll pull this up.
Is this the part like, we'll get this.
This is fucking cool, alright?
This is really bad, man.
awesome I saw that holy shit that's really cool wow wow there it is
Godzilla is a metaphor of the nukes yes yeah and and this is like noobie
son it doesn't matter that's not the point right but like people trying to
make everything so fucking serious man everything has to be so fucking serious
It's exhausting
Well, like they capitalized on that bro
I feel like they didn't even give me it's like I one more one more. Sorry about that
I I probably should go back and like you know, I'm like I'm cutting them off
But like what I'm really trying to get at is that you have I
Forgot what I was gonna say even with like the emotion the emotional connection from the gamer to some of the characters
Yeah, I don't feel like they capitalized on that
I feel like they didn't even give me enough time to really fall in love with some of these characters
Yeah, but a little green nigga died and I didn't give a fuck
Like they made his whole thing of big tuition when he died, but I did not even care, bro
You feel me and an after um
Yeah, bro, it was just a lot of repetition a lot of repetitive
Things going on, bro. I was fighting the same people. Yeah, like okay
They had this whole thing like the new engine stuff like that, but it felt like I kept repeating myself over and over and over again
Yeah, then also, I'll be honest. I don't like robots, bro. There's two MPC
Robots
Alright, okay, I don't hear that a lot, but alright
Okay, as buildings. I hate fighting bro as robots and someone on that list is ninjas, bro
I hate I hate he doesn't like him because you don't know what the fuck they're gonna do
Like if you're fighting against like a lion, you know what a lion's gonna do, right?
If you're fighting into it like fucking a bear, you know what a bear is gonna do
But like a ninja is doing all this fucking crazy shit a robot. You never know what a robot can do, right?
Hey people I feel like okay
They had this whole thing about the new instant stuff like that
But it felt like I kept repeating myself over and over and over again
Then also, I'll be honest. I don't like robots, bro
There's two MPC ass villains. I hate fighting as robots and someone on that list is ninjas, bro
I hate I hate fighting robots, bro
I I don't like fighting robots game you feel me but um it was a high bro
Would I recommend somebody to go out there by this? I would not I would not I wouldn't be like hey, bro
Go cop over me. I would not
I think that if you're a huge X-Men fan
And you just want a meet like I I think this is my opinion
There has to be a universe where you recommend a game. That's a six out of ten
There does there has to be a universe because if you would not recommend it to anybody I
Personally would say that that is evidence of it not being a six out of ten game
Right like I would say if you like the universe if you're really into it
If you don't have anything else to do and you are like a super go-ahem, right?
Like you're collecting glitter dumplings. You have your old
You know fucking Funko pops and they're next to your laboo booze and you're waiting outside
Target at 7 a.m. To scalp Pokemon cards away from a nine-year-old
Okay. All right fine. You probably are the target audience for Wolverine. What's a glitter dumpling?
It's something that's stupid white women like opening because they are you know bored and they want to spend their husband's money
Right, let's be honest. So or dad's money. Monio writing is also. What is this?
Marvel wisecracks all the time though. Well, here's the thing is that Marvel wisecracks aren't bad
The problem is that not everybody can deliver the lines the same level that Robert Downey, Jr.
not everybody can deliver the lines the same way that Mark Ruffalo can like you
might not like these guys politics or something but they're great actors they
are they're great actors Robert De Niro like you know fucking any of these
other guys that are in the movies they're really great actors and so
whenever you take a it's like think about Jim Carrey I think is the best
example of this Jim Carrey is a cartoon character nobody else could
play Dr. Robotnik. Nobody else could have played Ace Ventura Peck Detective. Nobody else
could have played The Mask. Only Jim Carrey could have done that. And at the end of the
day, there are actors that have that range and actors that don't. And whenever you take
the quippiness and the brevity of something like a Marvel movie and then you give it
to people that don't have that cinematic, you know, just, you know, complete understanding
of just how to act, how to be, and everything on camera, you're just gonna flop, bro.
And the Grinch.
Yes, I forgot all about the Grinch.
So they can't just let things be as they should be, violent action, popcorn, goodness.
Yeah, I don't want to hear about Wolverine going through a therapy lesson with Morbius.
I don't want to fucking see that.
I don't give a fuck about this shit.
He's walking around, and the whole thing,
this is gonna be the last issue that I'm gonna talk about, okay?
Holy shit.
It's like a fucking, it is like a humiliation ritual for Wolverine.
At the very beginning, he's running around like a dog.
Then after that, in every single instance,
he's just getting saved by a woman.
He's getting saved by a woman. He's shorter than everybody.
Every guy is taller than him. Every woman is taller than him.
He loses fights and then after he loses the fight, he's saved by a woman.
Then this happens like five times. It's like Jesus Christ just cut his dick off.
You know, the ending cinematic of Wolverine, he gets his dick cut off.
And that's it. The story's over. A credits roll.
You know what? I saw it. This is another cut. And this is something that I was thinking too.
No, no, no. Oh, we're gonna keep going now. And even got, we're gonna talk, let's, let me make
sure I get all the Wolverine stuff lined up. Okay, guys, this is very important. And okay,
there's that one. We might watch this, this, we might watch this, this, this video. So this
is a YouTube video made. It's called Goyverine. And I don't know if this is a real, a real
Fucking thing or not. So goyverine. Let me look it up
It's real
I'm sorry, but this dude looks like a Spanish version of Chud the Builder.
He does.
Like, for a second I actually thought that was him.
I was like, wait, what the fuck?
There's no way, right? Like, yeah, it doesn't eat, right? Like, what the fuck?
Turn it on? No, no, I'm not gonna watch it. I didn't know it was in Spanish.
But like, overall, this is so funny. So this is the new, this is what the Spanish community thinks of Wolverine, okay?
And not good, not good at all. And let's scroll down, we'll look at some of the other posts about it that people have seen.
And overall, I just think it's so, so fucking funny about this.
Okay. Oh, I thought there was one other one now. Let me see if there's oh my god. I don't know where it was
Well, anyway, I can't find this. I'm sorry
So there was a point where Kai was watching the cinematic at the beginning and you know how they're like at the beginning the
Omega-Red like little tentacle thing is going up Wolverine's leg
Kai said the same thing that I said goes like I thought that was gonna go up his butt
Really? And I was like, I was like, there's no way, right?
Like there's no way.
But like that's the first like, who wasn't thinking this?
Like everybody was thinking this.
Because it looked like it.
Yeah, it's Portuguese.
Oh, the Brazilian?
I didn't know it.
Hey, look, I'm not trying to be an asshole, OK?
I just didn't know.
OK, I don't speak Spanish or Portuguese.
I have no idea.
So anyway, yeah, it's Brazilian.
Portuguese.
Oh, you mean Brazilian?
Yeah, and uh, do you have the clip? I don't want to look it up because it's like, it's just like, let me see, let me, maybe I can just search Kai Wolverine, it should be fine, right?
That should be okay, let me see if I can find it.
Kai being free, no, it's not. No, that's not it. Let me see, can I, can I find it?
Oh no. Uh, it calls Kai's and I having a hard time on Wolverine, says he needs yellow guidelines, wonder how he even beat Elden Ring? Wait, what?
why come on he got it everything's fine
am I slow like
this is what niggas was talking about the yellow line theory in shape to where
it really but here's the problem I actually think that Kai's in the right
Let me explain.
The yellow line theory.
But the shit he was jumping to was yellow.
The game trains you to look for yellow and interact with yellow.
He saw yellow, he tried to interact with it, it didn't work.
There's a dissonance.
There's dissonance, everything's yellow.
It's yellow everything.
And yeah, games bat, no, I defend it, I do.
And okay, I can't find it, I'm sorry guys, but um, waited for the freaky scene, oh man.
And what is this?
Being seen by, saved by Jean Grey, oh my god.
And okay, this is really fuck man, I can't find it.
That's too bad.
Anyway though, I do think that this is Game Developers' yell markers, Kai is one of
the most popular streamers, yeah, let's watch.
So this is a famous clip, People Are Mad at Kai for this clip.
Let's see the clip.
All right, here we go.
it right now.
So there's a Kai on Mega Red.
Am I slow?
Like...
Oh man, LOOL!
Um!
I'm
jump over jumping up jumping along
nice
there it is
can I be like what can I be real I don't blame him I don't blame him for that I
didn't know what the fuck he's supposed to do either like I don't like it's
really like cuz here's the problem is that when you make a game that's guided
the whole way and then at a certain point the guidance stops here's here so this is okay
let me take it let's let's all right so Kai is like he's a gamer but he's not like a capital
G gamer right like he's not like a super he's not playing games all day every day like he
plays a lot of games but he doesn't play a lot of games the way that like maybe you
play a lot of games he's he's like I would say like a hardcore casual like that's
I would put Chi after yeah, like I mean you beat you beat Elden Ring you you beat Moana you beat PCR
You're not you're not casual Prime Consort Radon. You're not casual that being said
You know, he's not a hardcore super. Oh my god. I know everything about the games
Every video game has its own game logic and once you understand and are able to reverse engineer a game's game logic
logic, you then are able to intuit what the game wants you to do.
So for example, Crimson Desert had a huge problem with this, where the game logic was inconsistent.
Sometimes the response was to use the hook, sometimes the response was to use the punch,
and inputs were not uniform, and it led the player to getting false positives and
also false negatives.
So whenever you have guidance throughout the video game, and then you take the
guidance away you never provided the person it's like giving the person like
kind of like crutches to walk on taking the crutches away and then their legs
give out well yeah because you never trained him how to walk so Dark Souls is
a great example of this Dark Souls trains players from the very beginning to
try to notice patterns and pick up on you know like that kind of stuff there's
not a lot of guidance so whenever you get to Blighttown for example and you
see that oh well every single torch is where the ladders are well wait a
a minute okay now that makes sense because the game has trained me to look
for these environmental cues there's bloodstains but Wolverine is a totally
on rails guided experience for the entire time and then they take the guide
the guardrails away and you're not left with any sort of a window on how to
actually intuit the game and a lot of games have this happen have you ever
played a video game where and I'm just gonna make a just this is just a very
very rudimentary graph, right? Let's say the difficulty of the video game is like this,
and then it's like that. I think that this is bad. I am not a supporter of this. I don't like this,
because this is like basically the problem is that the game didn't train you to do this.
It's again, the player can overcome this, it's bad game design. Like having these massive
difficulty spikes, causes people to quit the game, it causes people to not under, like, the player was
not sufficiently taught how to play the game at the level that now they're being expected to play
the game at. So a really great counter example of this is Sekiro. Whenever you get to, um,
whenever you get to Eshin, at the very, uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, he said, uh, at the very end of
Sekiro, every single fight, every single mechanic, every piece of functionality has taught you everything
to do. This is like, this is your final exam of the game. Yes, you're going to have to do a lightning
reversal. Yes, you're going to have to do a counter. Yes, you're going to have to deal with like,
you know, dodging these bigger attacks. Eastern was easy. Yeah, of course,
I've probably played a million of these games, right?
But Genichiro was like the midterm,
I would say Eshin's the final exam.
You could say that, right?
I don't wanna get too metaphorical with this,
but like, yeah, sure.
But my point is that those fights,
like the fights leading up to Genichiro
and the fights leading up to Eshin were also hard.
They were challenging as well.
So by the time that you got there,
you had already learned how to play the game.
Imagine, and this is like an example,
like imagine if Elvin Ring made you go directly
to market after fighting like two or three of the cave bosses and you're not able to
level up at all. That would be a difficulty gap like this. So fundamentally, I actually
agree that Kai is in the right. I think this game did not provide enough signposting.
And in the cases it provided either no signposting or like fucking on rails guided signposting
that you have no fucking ability to turn off that's so oppressive and intrusive that it
kills the immersion of the game.
So yeah, Margaret was easy in my opinion.
I thought Father Owl was harder than Eshin as well, but like, I don't want to get into
Sekiro and the conversation about the game, even though I'd love to talk about it.
We've got other things that we need to get into today.
And what I did, you know, I just found out, by the way, I found out I am going
to be playing Amiibo today.
I forgot I had a sponsor for the game from like two months ago.
The responses that I was making was to the people telling me like, hey, hey, idiot, hey,
fucking retard.
Hey, remember?
Remember when you said you're going to do this?
I'm like, oh, so yes, we are going to play the game.
I'm excited.
What's Amiibo?
Yes.
So we'll see what it's like.
And I don't know, you know, it's probably a pathetic girl game.
It's a pathetic girl game for girls.
Wonder if amiibo is going to have I don't what is even Amino Amino
Anim animal animal and it's animal. Okay
Okay, got it. Nevermind. It's a kaisi game
It probably will be actually and that's better than Wolverine will it be more masculine than Wolverine so anyway
I
Totally defend Kai in this clip
I think that he's completely right about this and the game does not do a good job
Why the fuck and let's take a step back. Let's take a step back and think about this logically
Wolverine has adamantium claws, bro. He should be going in there just there
It is there it is climbing up this fucking ladder like it is nothing
Why the fuck are you not able to do that? You should just made it like spider-man
Spider-Man can do that, Wolverine should be able to do that.
So why is he not able to do that?
And also by the way, there's like, you can find probably 100 videos of somebody climbing
this fucking thing that's like a parkour guy.
There's plenty of parkour guys that climb shit like this, and they're not even fucking
mutants.
So how is it that a guy with the adamantium skeleton that's a super healing mutant
can't climb a fucking crane when a crack head if you put a crack rock at the
top of that crane do you know what else would be at the top of the crane the
crack head that climbed up it probably take him 45 seconds shorter than this
clip
it's outrageous
like oh like what what exactly that's why yeah I mean I didn't I got lucky I
didn't have to happen but like yeah and yeah Chris rock yeah crack rock great
song yeah dude fucking stevo from jackass climb the crane yeah well maybe
they should have stevo do motion capture for the next Wolverine right so
So yeah, it's just...
Let me see here.
I don't know if I can find it.
I might not be able to.
Oh, that's too bad.
Oh, dude.
Everybody says, like, is one of the most underrated lethal villains is a great fight.
The Omega Red boss fight was insane, man.
It was actually hard.
I do think that the fight was hard, but I don't think it was really great
I think you just had a lot of health and the mechanics that he did were like
So he had like three combos and he would just repeat those three combos and none of the combos
So this is one thing that a lot of people might not really understand is that like I've played
basically every single action combat video game
Besides like maybe I probably I'm really see I probably played like 70% of every action combat video game
that's come out in the last five years, right? Whether it's fucking Dark Souls, whether it's
Elvin Ring, whether it's even something like Expedition 33 that's half combat and half turn-based.
I played Devil May Cry, yeah, the original ones. I didn't play in your automata. I did not.
I played Final Fantasy XVI. Let me tell you something. The fight is not that great.
It's not. If you compare the quality of the combat to Lies of P, Elven Ring, Dark Souls
3, First Berserker Kazan, Where Winds Meet, it's not there. Ninja Gaiden? Yeah, I play
Ninja Gaiden for sure. So it's just not there, man. You gonna play Zelda? Ah, maybe. I mean,
I probably, I'm gonna play the new one when it comes out for sure, I will, right? Stop
comparing it to good games. Oh, should I start comparing it to bad games? Oh, that's a good
idea. So anyway, yeah, I just, I can't find a clip. But anyway, yeah, so people really,
really didn't like this. Also, when you put 300 million into marketing instead of qualified
devs, and this is somebody promoting the game that it's an ad, really not a surprise
there at all.
I know what I like what I don't like Kai is not a real gamer though
Is this a go-am?
Just a guy that loves- he's a go-am, yeah, it's a go-am.
Not gonna make it.
Sorry.
Just the way they are.
Not a real gamer.
What are you talking about?
Why are we gatekeeping gaming now?
Yeah, it's like it's her losers.
Also like bro, he's supposed to open the door for her.
She's a lady, okay?
She's like, you really gonna have her opening the door for him?
Like I mean how much of a masculine, dude, as I said, the final cinematic of Wolverine
should be that he gets his dick cut off and that's the end of it.
That's it.
yep that's the end of the story and they say well that's just what happens I
guess so all purple bull feminist shit I know dude I know it's so annoying isn't
it and I'm fucking crying okay let's see it and I'm a lot oh my oh Jesus bro
Marcus is fighting, is this him?
Finally some new enemies.
Pretty happy about that.
Who's fighting the Deadpools?
Not Big Talkers!
Whoa, I'm not...
Whoa, not enough!
There's no way he just said me to you there.
There's no way he fucking said that!
What did he say?
I'm not...
Fuckers!
Whoa, I'm not...
No big talkers, and then he says me either?
no no no there's no way he just said me
either there's no way it's just me this
because that's not shut the fuck up all
game he's a meat on the signs were
there all along guys really close to my
fucking breaking point that is my
breaking point oh my god
No!
Hahaha!
Man.
I can't.
That sucks.
I can't right now.
That's it.
Right now, I think that's it.
That broke me.
That broke me.
Man.
I don't get it, because he's sitting there talking the entire time, but they still added unnecessary voice lines to the combat in order to make it seem like it's a Marvel movie.
It's the quippiness that we were talking about right? That's my Wolverine a bro the yearning
Wolverine talks too much about almost everything a thousand percent women writing only they would say that yeah not a big talker. Oh
Sorry, that was too. Yeah, it's just it's so embarrassing
Dude and imagine like you you really wanted it to be good
Everybody wanted to be good man, but like you know you can't always get what you want
That's just the way it is and you look healthy today. Well really I didn't know that I just yeah
I got up a little while ago. I had an appointment this morning and
The random 50% experience looking for a cup. This is this is my advice
Okay, this is my advice to any developer or anybody else about oh, this is yeah, by the way
Hassan is crashing out and upset because Abdul doesn't want to stand behind
Hassan's anti-Semitic comments and the support of 9-11. Abdul is thinking about, you know what,
maybe we should save the anti-Semitism and the terrorist support until after we win the election.
And Hassan is like, well, that makes me look bad right now, so I don't know if I like this.
So, really, it's so embarrassing. Throw him under the bus? Oh, he hasn't. Abdul's trying to cover his
ass. Yeah, I mean, of course he is. I mean, that's, like Hassan should be telling him to
do this like this is the smart thing for him to do again no wonder he's got a
little broad pressure I guess so so he doesn't want to stay behind his words
publicly well who would anyway I'm having a blast play oh my god what if it's a
person's what if it isn't rage bait mighty Keith was trying to defend dude
what are you talking about Patrick Clancy they're interviewing Patrick
Clancy oh my god 60 minutes this is going to be so grotesque I can't wait I
don't know how it's going to be bad but somehow it's going to be bad okay
there's something that's gonna be problematic I don't know what it is
yet check DSP playing Wolverine yeah we're watching that one we are
absolutely watching this one and Marathon season 3 delayed and they're
officially on PacWatch. They're not on PacWatch, they're loading into PacWatch. So I uploaded
this yesterday. I made this myself with AI. It's loading. You can see very clearly that
marathon will be over. We'll say this shit Concord, but won't say why despite playing
it and liking it. Hope those Xbox go to you, Ragebader.
Asmone, Zach will say this shit concord, but won't say why.
We talked about it like 50 fucking times. What do you mean?
There's like 100 fucking, there's like 10 videos I made about it.
So, and also I don't make any money off of Twitter.
This is something that people might not know.
I'm not part of the Twitter ad program.
I don't make any money off of Twitter.
I think that's like, I don't,
I don't have a problem with people that do that. I think it's totally fine.
But I just don't, I never felt like signing up.
It was just annoying.
I never signed up.
I was like, I don't want to deal with the fucking paperwork.
I'd fucking give them the information.
I still want to deal with it, right?
And so I never signed up.
And like, what am I going to get?
Like fucking, you know, like $50 or something like that.
I hardly ever even tweet.
So who cares?
And anyway, misses the point why Concord War
would immediately shut down.
Yeah, again, figuring out chat GPT meme generation.
Oh yeah.
So no, this is exactly what's happening.
No Twitter pays a lot, doesn't really.
I feel like it's like very hit and miss, right?
And what is this?
I just did the no hands Wolverine motorcycle level.
Yes it worked, yes it's stupid.
The issue is you take little damage from hitting stuff
and your healing factor kicks in all the time.
It could be fixed but yeah,
pretty funny to watch it play out.
I love how everybody did that by the way.
I love how everybody went
and as soon as that part came in,
they just fucking took their hands off the controller
And it was like everybody gets to have the experience themselves.
Yeah, Cope, yeah, I guess so.
And let me go back, I'll pull these other ones up here.
Beautiful light extraction shooter, what's this?
I don't know if I need another extraction shooter, man.
I feel like we don't.
Dude, Tectone has...
Tectone has Congressional Representatives retweeting him.
What a world that we live in.
Wow.
This looks cool.
Oh, it looks like stalker, you know?
Yeah, yeah.
That was a good game.
I feel like Stalker, the year it came out, there were so many other really good games.
But like, it actually, I really think it was a game of the year contender.
What's Stalker?
It's a game about like kind of...
It's like your typical, you know, like dark fantasy, you know, military Eastern European radiation story.
It's really good.
It's really, really good. Yeah, I thought it was odd. Great. Rough launch. Heard it? Really? I didn't see that.
I thought it was fine. But anyway, so yeah, this game basically did crash out and
anyway, it looks like Wolverine probably isn't going to be going anywhere and it's not gonna be doing very well. That being said,
here's another thing that I thought was very fucking annoying.
So there have been a lot of articles written very recently that
negatively portray war dogs in one way or another.
These have just been different ways that they've tried to make the game look bad
Misrepresent the company or in one way or another make them look like assholes
So didn't you spend two hours trying to launch the game stalker?
Probably but it's probably my fault realistically right because there was like a I had an issue with my computer then because there was
Like a bios issue that had to do with the graphics card. It was a fucking
You know a special graphics card was having an issue and it would burn
Really really annoying, but yeah, so it might not have actually been the games falls the CPU thing. Yeah. Yeah
So anyway, this is a win for gamers
Wardog CEO says he won't hire devs who aren't down with mandatory crunch
And so here it is another one Joe Brammer's developer has stated that the studio avoids hiring people
People who aren't willing to crunch
WarDog's boss, the studio checks social accounts for anti-crunch posts, you're not going to be happy here, so we're not going to go with you.
I'm going to go and I'm going to say something that people might not want to hear.
Think about your favorite video game.
Think about Elden Ring.
Think about Expedition 33.
Think about Legend of Zelda.
Think about whatever it is.
You know what that game has?
It has guys sitting in the office 70 fucking hours a week making the game happen
That's the way it is. And if you're getting paid you should be I think you should get paid for overtime
You absolutely should get paid for over to crunch crunch is just a it's a euphemism for
Overtime it's just overtime you have to do overtime, right?
He's uh, what is this here if your workers are passionate about the game you're making they want to crunch
Yeah, Mizaki said elder ring was made with no crunch. Well, I don't know about that. I mean, I can't imagine that
I don't remember seeing that at all game dev equals crunch. Nobody knows that. Yeah, it's just the way it is
So I guess I'm not too shocked again as they're cribbing from Jason Shryer's playbook
Yeah, riding off the crunch discourse
He spearheaded and they're doing this as a way to try to make this game look bad
I do think that video game journalists and people are going to try to
to misrepresent and label war dogs in a negative way. I think it's because people, maybe they
view it as like a chud game or something, so they're going to try to misrepresent it or,
you know, do something that makes the game look bad. I think that's what's going to happen.
And I know it sounds like a schizo theory, but fortunately, or unfortunately, anyway,
it follows me, I'll fall in back, this is just what they do. And I'll put it,
games press have had it now. I mean, mom's going to call you,
Checking in on your mental health and reading Twitter this morning as I said success breeds bad news and slander and yeah
These people made total fucking bullshit, man
and anyway
By the way
So this is it right so PC gamer says war dog CEO says he won't hire devs that aren't down with mandatory crunch
So no information says mandatory. They made this up 80% of the shares and bulkhead are owned by 50% of the
staff. Fifty percent of development, we ran a four-day work week. We gave everyone the
entire month of December off. We made a game you like and our staff will be rewarded for
it accordingly. We made that choice. Don't take it out of context. Watch the whole interview
here to make up your own mind. This is the other side of the honesty and transparency
we have been commended for. So this is the guy, he's the CEO of the game, executive
producer on the game, excuse me. And he's just correcting this because it's bullshit.
They just made this up, right?
And anyway, I'm not going to go into the beta public ideas about this or anything, they're
out of context articles, but here are the facts.
And then this is another guy right here, and he says, well, for the love of the game,
nothing great can be made without even greater sacrifice.
And then the executive producer retweets the gig chat meme, and he says nice quote
from an idol of mine, holy shit.
So and this is what he says about the game, right?
Obviously the release happened. It was very successful and you'll see people obviously the game begin to stabilize with like, you know
What it's player base or whatever it's going to be, right?
So let's look at what he actually said about the game
We're entering the first phase of war dogs perfectly acceptable decline where people
Start to find issues with the balancing or just disagree with design decisions
So let's start the next phase of development now. Remember we're in charge here. We're the ones with the vision
However, you have a voice
fucking dude exactly fucking exactly season 2 is going to bring lots of new content and
changes but what's the biggest issue you're seeing right now that you changed mid season
I haven't played the game enough to even get feedback to be honest with you I really haven't
I have no idea I don't have an opinion yet so we'll see reminds me of the foxhole
devs. I'm really excited for their medieval game they're making. I played the demo for it. There's
a server test maybe like six months or a year ago, but I haven't really heard much about it since then.
So whenever it comes out, I will be there. Obviously, devs with fatigue, exactly mega base.
That's why I bought the supporter edition. I did too. Change blue to yellow.
It's so stupid, but he's so right. And we play Aeon 2. Yeah, I don't know. When does Aeon
to come out. Yeah, what's the release date for Aon2?
Jocelyn, you wanna come out? Play test tomorrow? 30th of September.
Stress test tomorrow? I'm not doing a stress test, okay? Like, I do a stress test every
stream. So we don't need to do that. But I will be live, I guess. Yeah, I'll play it on release.
So if it's by September 30th, I feel like we would have done all the WoW forever stuff by then
And it probably would be kind of on maintenance mode
If anything if there's like I don't know if they're gonna introduce a raid like season of discovery or something
Or if it's just gonna be the same as classic beta, and I really don't know but either way I will probably play it
Yeah, sure
Control Resonance is next week too. Yeah, I'm gonna hopefully have time for a lot of those games
But we'll see what happens and I just don't know yet, but anyway October 5th
Yeah, I mean whatever day it is as long as there's not like a big conflict. I'll definitely be there
but yeah, so this game is now the victim of a
Coordinated media campaign to try to damage its reputation
If you're wondering where this is coming from modern warfare 4 comes out next month and nobody is talking about it
They twist words and fabricate a narrative because nobody cares about what triple a and their swill industry will lie on I
I can't wait for this to totally be done, man.
And also, they should be doing as much of this as they want.
Please, please, please continue dividing your fucking credibility by zero.
It's great.
And do you plan on checking out Witcher 3 Remake when it comes out?
Hell yeah, I'm gonna play it on the first day.
And I'm not really gonna do it.
I could, you know what I could do?
I could just make a new save on Witcher 3
and just play through like the first hour or something
and then just ride around the area,
just so you guys can see what the game is like, right?
And I'll turn it on like easy mode or something
so I can just one-shot everything and show the game.
I think that'd be a pretty cool thing, right?
And then I can show what I'll do.
Here's what I'm gonna do.
I'll do two things.
I'll do that at the beginning and then we'll do the DLC.
I'll play my actual save and show, you know,
to Saan and everywhere else, right?
And that way people can get a better idea
of what to expect.
I'm a big fan of The Witcher.
I love the game.
I don't think it's as good as people think it is.
I think it's an eight out of 10 game.
Probably was a nine out of 10 when it came out.
I think it's a little bit overrated.
However, I do love the universe and I love the game, right?
So I don't want to make people get the wrong impression.
So what are the Dawn Walker?
Yeah, I don't know when I'm going to do that.
I really don't.
There's just been so many things releasing.
It's been hard for me to keep up with it all.
So when it came out, it was a 10.
And I wasn't there for that.
So I don't have the context.
If you do, then you could be right.
WarDog CEO says the studio won't,
this is another one.
80% of shares, yeah, this is based, by the way.
This is absolutely based.
But yeah, let me see what people are saying.
80% of shares owned by 50% of the staff,
I need overtime just to understand that.
I bet you do.
And yeah, what is this you're saying crunch
will happen is one thing, making crunch,
don't point about publicly as part of the hiring filter,
makes the quiet part much louder.
Nobody wants to hire a bitch.
Nobody wants to hire a sad sack, whiny little bitch.
That's the way it is.
And if you don't like it, get the fuck out.
Go work it in Somniac.
Maybe you can figure out how to make the next Wolverine game even gayer than this one.
I'm so sick of this.
Pay me for being a lazy shit.
Exactly.
Can you believe that?
It's so annoying, isn't it?
Oh my God.
You know what's up on the front page on Twitch?
I don't know.
I try not to, I'm gonna be real guys.
I did see by the way,
I did see like speaking of Twitch
and like being on the top,
it was really crazy to see this.
Whereas let me scroll all the way down.
It was from like yesterday or something like that.
Oh, I might not be able to find it.
Maybe it was something else.
It's feeling a lot like 2021 again.
We've got my goat XQC back on top fucking streaming GTARP 10 or 12 hours a day
Isn't that fucking crazy?
Literally fucking five years later. Isn't that insane third? I'm surprised it's so high honestly
But I mean like I I think I took a couple of days off to honestly. I'd be maybe I didn't I don't even know if I did
I think I took one day off who knows so yeah
SQT in the asthma and also like here's another really good thing is that a lot of these people are actual gaming streamers
Gaming is actually back and I feel like I've done can I say this guys?
Can I say this that I've done a lot more gaming recently? I
Think that I have I do I think I've done a lot more gaming recently. We've done way more gaming
We've done way more of that stuff and it's been good and I've loved it. Yeah iron mouses up there
She's doing a sub-a-thon congrats to her. I saw that she
You know again, she's like a top sub streamer something like that
I think that the AI virtue signaling is cringe
But I don't want to you know, you know, you throw the baby out with the bathwater
I think that's respectable that she's been able to do that right so yeah fish game was epic not enough
I'll shut the fuck up. So anyway gaming gaming
Mostly sometimes gaming sometimes gaming gaming gaming
Higher mouse does some gaming I guess gaming gaming. I don't know Jinxies gaming, right?
So gaming is back on twitch in a big way. I think this is amazing. This is great because again
maybe if there's more gaming back on twitch maybe advertising is gonna go up. So you can ask XTC
about this too because back in 2021 and 2022 we were making so much money it was ridiculous off
of ads like I'm talking like tens of thousands of dollars a day on ads nowadays it's so bad
it's embarrassing like it's actually it's so bad yeah because like he'd make even more
than me because he streamed way more than I did right so like it was so good and so this
is I guess oh my god I was speaking to a person who I can't even say who it is and
I pull it up and I show him.
I show the difference to this person and they're like, wow, that's a big difference.
There's not Dan Clancy.
And like the difference is like literally night and day, the amount of money, no, no,
you got it.
You guessed it right.
It was Osama Bin Laden.
I was talking to, I was talking to the top Terry and just giving him a heads up
And you know like a you know because he's a big anime fan, right?
And you know she's excited about some of these new games and meet animos coming out today
Maybe he's gonna play that so you know
Yeah, he's living in like a you know fucking a hotel probably the same apartment complex of sods living in in Moscow
And they've just got you know their own land party going on so yeah
that yahoo sure and
Listen the lady Gaga poker face did he have honestly that was a great song it was I
I always like I'm I am not above enjoying pop music
I feel like that's one of the you know what I was saying before about how like chuds will you know?
Like theater kids will think that movies are only good movies if they're like hyper serious and
You know like really dramatic and sad well, I think there's also chuds that think that they can't enjoy
enjoy Dua Lipa, or they can enjoy, you know, Olivia Rodrigo or fucking, you know, Taylor
Swift or something like that. I think if you're a real chud, if you're an actual chud, you
can enjoy and totally love Lady Gaga. You can think that it's fucking amazing. Yeah,
shake it off as a banger. It is. It's so good. And so, yeah, like the amount of
times I've seen like these guys like black metal bands like Corpse Bank listening
to pop music. I mean, dude, stop the lark. Just listen to whatever you want and if it
sounds good, enjoy it. So you don't need to go and pretend like you don't like these songs.
So pop literally means just being popular. What are they? Hipsters? Well, in a lot of cases,
you're kind of right. So yeah, do chuds listen to Ed Sheeran? They do now, right? I mean,
I don't know. I don't know if they do or not. It's like it's such a hard thing to say.
This is, I think, also funny. Here we go.
Look at the DLSS.
What a DLASS.
That's awful.
Holy shit, that was bad.
god damn yeah PSS are well whatever right good one thank you I thought that
went up on the fly see this is the difference between the game being made
by guys versus by women like yeah this is huge huge massive difference right oh
here's another one she went a car but if you were off looking for a normal life
They don't exist, okay.
Damn.
And she got no cape.
And she's a shapeshifter.
Why doesn't she just shapeshift to like, if I could give you a list of the top 50 Instagram models.
Top 50, like right now, I do it.
Like Sophie Rain, just immediately, just shapeshift.
Something else.
yeah shape-shift yourself a BBL why not why the fuck not oh I saw this I thought
this was funny get actually wait a second let me let me scroll down and
pull these up oh oh there's a couple more of these
chat little opinion real quick and I don't know what I'm thinking yes or no
Yes story like low-key just everywhere. I'm not speaking it's repetitive like
But like goddamn like it's just like so like yeah all over the like damn damn, that's exactly it
Wow
On God for real for real. That's exactly what I was thinking. That's the exact you that's exactly what I was thinking bro
100 fucking percent and oh here's no
this is the this is this is playstations target audience guys this is it this is who they want
on their on their games the lens and the angle it's just so fucking perfect man oh my god
and uh... the fucking stair this is
he's just he's so good man
all
all it's so gay it's straight no
there are multiple things that are so gay that they are straight i'll give you
an example of two of them
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure and 300.
Those are two pieces of media that are just fantastically gay.
Like, just profoundly homosexual.
And it come- it- it- it's so gay that it's straight.
It's actually just the pure embodiment of masculinity.
One more.
The end of Return of the King of War the Rings.
profoundly homosexual, profoundly masculine.
Facts? That shit was gay as fuck.
That was gay as fuck, bro, but it was good.
And that's what made it good.
I haven't seen Baki yet.
This is a mod. I showed this yesterday.
So this is a mod for Wolverine into a video game that was a remake of a game that was originally made in 2008.
This is Ninja Gaiden II Black. It's a game I would absolutely recommend. It's really good.
But it was made by a completely different thing. They just literally edited it in.
Spartacus was gay but good.
You talking about the Kirk Douglas one?
I don't think that was gay.
That was just, that was badass.
It's actually crazy for me to watch people play this game
when it's on the easy difficulty,
but I spent like fucking an hour fighting these guys.
It took forever to kill.
God damn.
So the series, the camera, shit,
Ninja Gaiden II Black Remake,
I quit the game because of the camera.
Honestly, I did.
I was like, I just, I'm just,
the game is so amazing,
but the camera angles,
like the older Audimusia games had that.
It was it's the PlayStation one forced camera angle stuff. I really just don't like it. That's it. I don't like it
I think it's stupid. It's gay or the names. Do you need to be gay to get AIDS? I don't think so, right? I
Think that you can just get AIDS like through like normal sex, right?
Like I don't know how AIDS works. What are the game mechanics of AIDS?
No, it helps. Yeah, I really don't know easy you got aids. Yeah. Yeah, that's right
I forgot all about that. Yeah, holy shit
It's like the cooties. Oh boy. It's blood. Yeah. Yeah, I want the fuck so anyway
Like I didn't enjoy our greater
We know a hundred K no play like if anything it's the fucking opposite like I didn't
Tim the tatman is getting canceled because he doesn't like playing more dogs
Joy arc Raiders so much and I was so mad that I said I don't want to play arc Raiders even
Poor guy, how can you say I know because they're not paying me? I'm not playing war dogs
It literally makes no fucking sense. I'm going fucking insane, bro
It's so darn. The internet has given me a fucking CTE. I
Need to be studied. They need to put me in a fucking lab because I have had
16 years of having fucking chat
Fuck up my brain chemistry that I literally think I got a fucking CTE
What's funny is that I think that there's probably some truth to that. Oh my god
There's actually some legitimacy that like if you took like let's do a really really prime sample, okay?
me
excuse me
Tim the Tatman
Kai and
Miss Jones
bonus trainwrecks and
And you did MRIs on our brains and his son. Yeah, probably his son too, right?
You did an MR and maybe Quinn, you know, some bonuses, right. I bet they'd learn something.
I bet they might learn something from that, right? And I don't know what they would learn. I really,
I genuinely mean this. I don't know what they would learn, but they would learn something.
It's just so odd. I am going to watch this, but I want to focus on. So by the way, I've seen, dude.
let me see this bro the amount of drama with all this like everything mr.
Arthur NMP of OSHA abusive like all of this stuff catchy where jokes keep
proud apple crying in the car all of this stuff NMP responds to the
accusations made by mr. Arthur this is drama drama drama drama is it all
true you want to know it's really funny is I literally don't give a fuck
and I have no idea. I have no idea. There's like one person that like I kind of have talked
to about this, but like I don't fucking know. I have no idea. Like I don't like I've
known Nick. I'll tell you this the thing about me. All right. I've known Nick for like
10 years. Okay. He's always been good with Nick's an asshole though. He is Nick is an
asshole and there are some people that don't like people that talk like Nick talks in a extremely blunt and
Very aggressive way towards people and a lot of he's a jackass. He is he's a dick. He's a massive dick now to me
My dad was an asshole
All of my guild masters were assholes. I became a guild master and then I was the asshole
So whenever Nick would say things to me that were just like the most offensive rude awful mean things
I'm like, yeah, it's probably true
Yeah, no, you're at this probably yeah, no, I can see you're coming from like I didn't even take it personally
But one thing I've learned is that most people don't think about things the way that I do
and I have I
Have a way of talking to people where I'm very very nice
But it's usually not exactly what I'm thinking, right?
I just like like for example somebody messes up my order at McDonald's or Wendy's
What I want to tell them is that like you retarded piece of shit like you
Number one like you could barely even take my order. You didn't understand what I was saying. You got it wrong
I can't wait for you to get replaced by a robot and that way we could put you in like a
Fuck in some sort of area and make you turn big rocks into little rocks. That's what I'm thinking in my mind
But you know what I said? Oh
No, it's okay. It's fine. No, no, that's fine. You're good. No, thanks. Thank you very much. I appreciate alright. See you next time
Talk to you to buy
Piece of shit and that was it and
That's the way I handle these things that is I'm taxable that I'm so nice. I'm always nice
I never I am never mean to anybody
I'm never mean to anyone and and and that's and by the way not not privately at least right
I'll be publicly mean but not privately send them straight to a battery farm
We're all actors in the world is our stage
What is that your application to be the writer for the next Wolverine game?
Because I think you're gonna get hired
Oh, wow. You know what? Maybe you should get hired for Silver Power. So one of these other
gotcha games. Oh fuck. Dude, who says that? Who said- oh my god. So anyway, turning big
rocks, thank goodness Kaisi can tell them what they messed up now. Is she gonna be the
one he actually asked for like, you know, no lettuce or something like that? You
lit him up like Christmas tree? I guess so. And now you can't go back to McDonald's
Yeah, I don't want to have a hostile in a rat. I don't want to have a PvP interaction at McDonald's
So it's just that what I have you're not allowed to be mean to Hassan
I feel like I've been mean to us on I feel like if you ask a son if I've been mean to Hassan
He would have a different answer. Okay, so again, I don't think that I've been really that mean
I try that to make it personal though, right? He makes it personal
I do call him fat sometimes though, like and I do think he's gained a little bit of weight being on being
Traveling around so much of these gained a bit of weight not good, right? Not good
That's what happened. You like eating food loves eating loves food food food food. We love food and
You know, it's not good. It's hard right you got to keep your weight and check and
I'm two on points. No, it's going on with an MP. Well anyway
So there's a bunch of people that are like really angry at him
And he's having like the huge falling out with like a guy that he used to make a lot of collaboration content with
I want to let you guys know that I have literally no input on this at all. I
Have no input on this
I've known Nick for 10 years
This is the reality is that basically all of my friends are massive assholes, all of them, they're all assholes, they're all like rude, they're all dickheads, that's just the way it is.
Next, a horrible person? That's crazy. Yeah, I have no idea.
That's really about it.
Not S-Fan? S-Fan is an asshole.
So, if you don't think he's an asshole, have him explain to you why a Rep Paladin should
get onslaught girdle first.
Okay?
He is.
He's an asshole.
Because the answer is they should never get it ever.
Should never ever get it, period.
Should never, never, should there even be an instance where there's a Rep Paladin
in the raid for this conversation to even be possible?
No, I don't think so.
I read how it ends the main character.
Warglaives are rogue-pryo.
Warglaives are rogue-pryo.
Like, as a warrior, Warglaives are rogue-pryo.
Sorry.
But a warrior only uses the main hand realistically
because of the weapon speed
and you're not even capitalizing off of the...
And it's not that the warrior can't use dual warglaives.
It's that the rogue gains a larger advantage
for using dual warglaives.
That's just the way it is. As Man actually knows, I do.
Like, that's the way the game is. I'm sorry.
But they made the game that way.
Fuck rogues, I know.
Dundifury is a rogue weapon too.
No, it's not.
It's a warrior weapon.
Dundifury is a warrior weapon.
And if you think it's not, you should just get banned.
Honestly, you should just ban that client chat,
you guys, a piece of shit.
I'm viral to see this.
I'm shocked to see this go semi-viral on Reddit again.
This is r slash I hate this mug.
Wait, what is this?
I don't even know.
I hate the way that you can get away with animal abuse if you're conventionally attractive.
If after after shocking his dog, Kaya, this man is still popular on Twitch and other platforms.
His defenders will downvote you into oblivion for calling out his abuse and just go on
about how attractive the man is, which is sick.
I think that it has nothing to do with what his son looks like.
I'm going to be honest.
I think that overall he has a worldwide audience and a bunch of the, oh geez, can I even say
this?
Let's just say that a lot of the people in a lot of the places that watch us on have
the same viewpoints on animals and they're like, oh, you only shocked the dog.
That's it.
That's all you did.
So they don't give a shit.
Like the world doesn't see animals the same way that Western society sees animals.
That's just the way it is.
Number one.
Think about how many people like how many Twitch streamers just do awful stuff
There are so many streamers that do awful stuff about this, but I think that again like obviously if you look at
It's still so funny to me. Now who was under more pressure?
The hostages that were being held by Hamas after they were
are starved and beaten to death and there are filming videos for their family for international
propaganda for Hamas to advance the Islamic regime or Hassan explaining his opinion on
the Lindsey Clancy trial.
Who is under more duress?
That's a tough one, isn't it?
That's a really tough one.
Kaya. Yeah, that's it. And anyway, obviously the other side is just mad at him. Yeah,
I mean, I don't know. I do think that he does have a lot of mentally ill women that like
him. And so they watch him and they make excuses for him. I do think that's true.
I think that honestly another reason why Hassan is really successful. There's a lot of good-looking guys that make content, right?
One of the big reasons why Hassan is successful is because he works really hard and
That's something that a lot of people don't do
He busts his ass. He's flying all over the place. He's streaming every single day
He's trying as hard as he can to get himself in there and to do everything to advance himself
He works his fucking ass off on this, right?
I wish he'd work on something that would be beneficial to humanity rather than advancing Islamic terrorism
I think that would be that would be nice, right?
But at the end of the day, he's working very hard at it, right?
So that's it. I'm like, yeah, and there's a lot of people that don't
So yeah, I mean, and I think that's one of the big differences and people people don't put enough respect on that
For streamers in general a lot of success is showing up and not all success, but a lot of it is there
So, yeah, you could you could too. I don't I stream every day. I stream all the time, but I don't want to travel
I like basically I nerf myself in a lot of really big ways because I just don't have the personality
to go around and do the kind of stuff that
That other people want to do right I don't go around and talk about this so I thought this is funny
He's still talking about this business. Don't you believe you remember this? Do you remember this guy?
Do you remember this guy?
Did all that stuff which was lies, right?
He was attacking me and this is right after train wreck set off his bullshit and I was suicidal
I was depressed. I was I was manic. I was not happy
I felt like I was going schizophrenic at one point because I was losing my mind so much and
Nick essentially just
was relentlessly shitting on me, on stream and off stream, talking shit about me to other people.
Some people are saying Mizkiff might have had postpartum disorder. That's uncertain whether he
had that or not. I can see why people would say that though. And I was like crying every day,
I was just feeling like shit every day. I didn't know what to do. And essentially we had a
meeting, Nick and I were all talking, and Nick continued to just shit on me and lie and
and say things using like he had the streamed ideas like I copy him like get
original content at one point I'm just like dude shut the fuck up so I got in
his face and then that's basically the whole story
I understand that there is ongoing litigation between Ms. no TK and
and everything, but let me just tell you this. That's not the whole story. It's certainly not.
The ironic thing about this night when this happened, I was the only person who wasn't there.
Everybody else was there. They saw this.
There's more. This is not, it's not true.
He's trying to claim that I assaulted him, but it's funny because in his discord he said
that it was quote unquote not a big deal because the truth chat it wasn't a big deal. We talked
afterwards and yeah it got a little rough I'm not gonna pretend it didn't but in Nick's
own words when we were there was, dude, it wasn't a big deal. I'm a hockey player is what he said.
I deal with shit like this all the time when we have fights and arguments.
After your lawsuit with OTK is over, and this is all figured out privately,
I will explain what happened. The only reason why I'm not is because there's like a pending
judgment or arbitration thing that they have to do and me talking about it could complicate that
but let me tell you this just like the password thing this is I will tell you that I view this as
equally if not more misrepresentative of what my understanding of what happened is
It's it like he's like I'm a hockey player, bro
This is not a big deal is what he exactly told me because and then I'm like, yeah
I like at least the OTK files if it was up to me. I want to let you guys know this if it was up to me I
Would release everything I
Would release the internal investigation that we did on mez with no redactions
nothing. I would release it totally raw to everybody. I would tell everything that
happened. I would explain it point for point, day for day, minute to minute,
hour to hour, the whole fucking thing. And I would do it. But right now I can't do
that, obviously. So I'm not in... I don't want to be involved in this, right? And
they're still involved in litigation. Yes, he's like, don't worry about it. And
then now five years later, by the way, four years later, he's trying to say
I assaulted him he's trying to throw that in my face like dude. You're such a bitch
It's just crazy. I'm going to just say right now that his timeline is just totally wrong about this. I
Don't think I don't even think this happened four years ago. I think it was more recent than that. I'm pretty sure it was
You'll come at me and say oh you like I'm a tough guy and you know the hockey thing like all your hockey player
such bullshit um
Anyway, I was never your enemy, and if you now actually-
They should have never been arguing in DMs. This seems exhausting. It has to be dragged on for so long.
It's, dude, the lawyers are eating good, man. Like, I'll tell you that. They're making big money out of it, and everything is fine. They are.
So, you'll tell when it's time. Yeah, and I apologize for vague maxing. I do, but I will say that Ms. Kiff's analysis of this is, to the best of my understanding,
completely inaccurate and he's totally minimizing what I was told by multiple
people independently of what happened and also whenever I'm able to explain it it
will also explain something else that I can like this was this was a domino in
a chain of dominoes ironically I think this is like the first or second
domino
You still haven't told us about the DMs?
Uh, yeah, I need to get those first before I can show those.
You're right.
And as I said, there's a reason he never wanted to tell people why he had those DMs.
There's a reason.
Anyway, boys, this guy's an idiot, I know.
And, uh, the minister owes me $10.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Did you- did you watch the Emerilide video?
Oh man.
I could by the way, I can't wait to watch that video on the day he loses the court case
I because he wanted me to watch his YouTube video of about how emerald wide
I think that somewhere somebody must have saved it and I'm gonna watch it the day he loses
I am it's gonna be amazing. It'll be good. Yep. There it is. I'm excited and
They were given a minute full discord law to discover the lawsuit. I don't know what he got him
Oh, they were given to Ms. Oh, no, no, he didn't get them to the discovery that that's not true
He he got them through emmer emmer who gave him the logs
That's what happened. Now. The reason why that happened is is you know, actually like not does not look good for him
I'll tell you that does not look good to him at all. And that's why he didn't say that's why he didn't want to explain it
You know, I disagree with NMP's politics or still support him NMP doesn't have any politics
He doesn't give a fuck
He doesn't care. He took a sponsor for Kamala Harris the same as he took a sponsor for Genshin Impact
He's a give a fuck
Like I've known Nick for ten years, you know many times I've talked to him about politics zero times
literally never
Like we've never even had a conversation about this
He's a give a fuck like he's kind of libya. He's a kind of liberal guy
But like I mean he spends a lot of time thinking about this right and so yeah
Yeah. And wasn't he going into campaign with a song? Oh, he decided not to do that. Right?
He did. And even if he did, I mean, like, he's just he's a son's friend, right? That's
about it. I also saw this, then we're going to watch the Andrew, the Andrew video, the
state of the union address. I was going to watch this.
Who won the 2020 election, CJ? Who won the two on the 2020 election?
It's 2026. Let's talk about that. Let's talk about 2026.
And let's make sure that we answer that question.
I'm answering I mean, you know, honestly, I don't believe in going back in time, but what I believe is in trying
Yeah, time. No, please we have time. This is such a huge own goal and it's such an unnecessary L. I
Think CJ and anybody else that's involved in this should just concede that we lost the 2020 election
There's no definitive like fucking, uh, you know a smoking gun proof that we that we didn't lose the 2020 election
There is some dubious claims about Fulton County and things like that that should be investigated
But there is no like this it makes us look retarded to have these like you know
Like because you always push people on looking at 20 million votes overnight. That's fine
I understand that it looks bad and I get that it looks bad, but here's the problem something that looks bad
Doesn't mean that it's automatically proof that it's bad
This is my opinion on the 2020 election. I think Trump lost the 2020 election. I do.
I also think that voter fraud might have happened. But you know what else? I don't know if that was
enough to change the outcome. Everybody hated Trump during 2020. It was in the middle of COVID.
BLM was going crazy. The city was burning down. The whole country was burning down.
Everybody was complaining about how bad white people are. It was like peak woke and Trump
I don't think it was that surprising and even if you think that this is such a non-issue for
Republicans to get stuck behind like you you look like a fucking idiot not just admitting we lost the election
That's the way it is. Let's move on. I
Think they should investigate any claims of voter fraud and
Any sort of new information about the 2020 election I will cover and take seriously that being said
I don't think that we found sufficient evidence to prove that
It's a waste of time and it makes us look stupid
No, what I believe is in looking for
One at a time
How the hell are you guys going to trust this guy on election integrity when he can't even answer?
Who won the 2020 election? 67 he's right Adam's right and he shouldn't be right Adam is a liberal weasel
But he's totally right about this issue. This is a completely unnecessary L to take
60 different court cases shot this down
He literally tried to overthrow the results in his state and said that China and Venezuela had hacked the machines
The judge basically said these were extraordinary claims and he couldn't actually
How are you supposed to trust this guy one more time who won the 2020 election?
Can you explain it's pretty obvious that Joe Biden was the president and so I guess that's clear is the Trump lost
Can you say Trump lost Joe Biden?
Please I don't know
It makes him look dishonest it makes it like what he's doing is the thing that I criticize liberals for doing all the time
I like CJ. I think CJ is a good guy, but it makes him look like a clown doing this
This guy rides Trump's dick and that is why he wants to stay back to pass
Don't be a pussy bro. Just say it did Trump lose the 2020 election. He's totally right like and it makes him look bad
Same shit media does it's wordplay. Yeah, you you look so bad doing this. Just move on
It's not an important issue. It doesn't matter. This is the clip that I sorry guys
I wasn't able to find it earlier. We found it
That's the I feel like everybody was thinking this man everybody had to be thinking this at that time
Let me see here. Andrew gives a state of the union address. So this was controversial. I heard I'm gonna look at it
Hey guys, Andrew here. Thank you to sit down in our team for that fantastic coverage
Upon watching our previous video called the Kirk reverse where you shot in Times Square
I saw a lot of comments saying that it looks like we're headed into a full-blown civil war a domestic conflict between left and right
Mm-hmm led by reactionary extremists from both sides
There's probably going to be comments like that on this video, too
I just wanted to weigh in real quick with my perspective, which is that it's not going to happen by the time that
Escalation process would even be complete the American population both left and right will have already been subdued
distracted misled
Pacified and pushed into functional illiteracy and inaction by their smartphones the social he's saying that the William
Can't revolt maybe apps within them and the consumer data driven AI algorithms that control what you see in your feet in my opinion
be devil is in your hands now. It is a product designed to steal your peace and kill original
thought and creativity. I totally disagree with this. I think phones are a tool. And
if you can't control a tool in a proper way and you overuse a tool, then that's the individual's
fault. I think blaming everything on computers and technology is like blaming a gun for why
somebody goes on a shooting rampage. I totally disagree with this.
By sapping your free time and drowning you in an endless barrage of mindless
short-form slop content that your brain forgets within minutes. It is designed to spark constant
jealousy and comparison. Drive each user into mindless chat GPT reliance for their basic
decision-making. Decrease civic engagement. Gradually gut all third spaces. Collapse in-person
communities and small businesses. Expand corporate monopolies. Reduce your attention span to even
below the current 8 second gen alpha number and get so addicted to gambling, pornography,
news that makes you angry and bury each person again in such a relentless barrage of mindless
vertical short form content that they are psychically blocked from engaging in anything
that remotely resembles resistance. And I think that people are like that because they want to
be like that. And I think that a lot of people are dumb. If you went back 50 years ago, you'd
see a lot of really dumb people. I think it's really easy to make these kind of abstract,
like uh... you know amorphous statements about how technology is bad and
they're keeping us all stupid
but i think the reality is actually a lot bleaker than that
they're not keeping us all stupid
a lot of us actually just are
and the reason why they're focusing so much on like these short form pieces
of content
is because these people have like a ninety iq
and they work at mcdonald's and they fuck up everybody's order
that's really the way it is
and it is like i think you can't blame technology for a lot of people just being
really dumb
this is the way it is
if we were to resist and that's the problem at that in the bud two before
anything you can't use a stupid people for a revolution because they don't have
the will to do anything
you don't understand how it works so i'll use the french revolution is a
great example of a counterpoint for what you're saying
the french revolution was not the poor people against the rich people
it was the merchant class against the nobility class and you know what they
did
each side weaponized part of the poor working class the middle class effectively
in that struggle
so even in the instances where people create these fantasies of you know the
workers taking over
it's actually just one side of the workers killing the other side of the
workers for one side of the rich people that want to kill the other
side of the rich people
this is the map this is the way this humanity is we're not going to
undo this we're not going to you know reconstruct this in a way that's more
equitable because this is in our DNA this is what we are programmed and made to
do. There are people who are again Aristotle said it I think it was
Aristotle there are people who are people not gonna like this natural
slaves and until you acknowledge that and you keep blaming everything on
phones. You're not looking at the world in the way that it is. You're looking at it in
the way that you want it to be.
It went down because make no mistake, they are also listening to you.
Of course they are.
If you thought the flop cameras were bad, hold your breath for a bit because there
is no doubt the documents will one day emerge. Proving that these things in our
pockets and in our hands have been surveilling us at all times along with the big four
social media companies.
Wait, we didn't know this? Everybody knows this.
who together are now using AI tools
that are both complex, individual dossiers
of each living American citizen
in possession of a smartphone.
And the more you think about this though,
like Andrew doesn't push hard enough
against like the massive amount of crime,
the team takeovers that are happening.
For example, the Kia boys,
like, you know what I would do with the Kia boys?
I'd put them in a lifetime prison assignment
for mandatory labor for 30 years.
And then there'd be no more Kia boys.
Problem solved.
but andrew doesn't want to talk about that and solve that problem
and he's not thinking about the second order effects that have led us to the
position of the surveillance economy that we have now
one of the second order effects that we have started the surveillance society
that we have no not economy
the re one of the reasons is because people are seeing a increasingly
unglued world that we're living in
there are crazy people running around having conversations with themselves
robberies happen and there's no restitution
criminals are let free over and over and over and because of that people feel
increasingly unsafe in their day-to-day life and they accept provisions and
countermeasures like for example the Patriot Act like for example Flock
like for example cars like you saw this yesterday when I was watching a video
of a guy doing you know he's a hit-and-run drive away you know fucking
car chase thing and my viewer when my viewers said that well this is why
they're going to have a kill switch in every car. And I think to myself, why not? Why do we have a
kill switch in the car? Why don't we just kill the people that are joyriding in cars and not
following the police? Just shoot them, right? That's it. And Andrew won't, he won't go there.
And that's the real reason why people accept the Surveillance Society. People accept the
Surveillance Society because they feel like they have to in order to maintain civility
and order in their lives. If people are given the choice between chaos and order,
Society tells you that order will be chosen every single time, whether it's Stalin, Mao, Hitler, or anybody else,
order will always be the decision that people want because order, even if it's cruel and evil and fascist and everything else, is predictable.
And there's nothing that people are afraid of more than chaos because chaos is unpredictable.
You're too kind to Andrew? That's because I've been a fan of Andrew for like over five years.
I've been watching Andrew ever since AlGlass No Breaks. I'm not going to be mean to Andrew
because I like Andrew. I want him to see it from my perspective. Is that crazy for me to say?
I got why would I why would I do that ever engaged in expressing your opinions or consumer
interests on apps like Instagram Facebook and TikTok the easier that is to do some of
you guys might be wondering why they want this and what exactly think about why do
we have Uber Eats and DoorDash because we've created an underclass of people that are
not educated and they have no input on society like here's an easy way to look at it
right? I probably shouldn't say this. But like, you ever, how many of you guys have ordered
Dordash or something like that before? Dordash or Uber Eats or something? How many of you
guys have done that? And you get people with names that like are David, and then a random
person that's like a Hispanic woman comes to your door and delivers the food. The
The reality is that the entire economy of this service economy, which is really an indentured
servitude economy, is propped up and maintained by illegal immigrants and legal immigrants
that are functional net drains on taxpayers that can only do bot jobs.
That's it.
None of these people should even be in the country.
I see this constantly.
plan is. Expecting me to lay out some kind of info war style doomsday scenario like saying one day
the tech overlords are going to switch and send droves of mindless patriots to gun buyback locations
and vaccination centers to begin our forced gender transition at the cruel hands of the
democrat chai comms. But no, their express purpose is and has always been to make as much
money as possible at the expense of everybody else. And that lifelong trail of thoughts and
personal info that you've fed the machine since creating your first club penguin account in the fifth
grade so that question of a point investment you made last week gives them exactly what they need
to catch a dream meaning the thing in your hand is a listening device that may as well be wired
to the Pentagon and every water guzzling data center across our free country so right water
guzzling data center bro stop you don't have to do this you don't have to do this like this is
you are literally just this is the most fucking like slop politics like what is this especially
whenever you're you're caricaturing a right wing fantasy and it's like I don't have a problem with
you making fun of Alex Jones but the issue is that would Andrew caricature people that were upset
or worried about Trump you know making martial law and like a fascist state no he'd never
caricature that because you know he probably to some degrees at least playing into the audience
to people that actually thinks that's real.
I just, it's so cringe, it's very cringe for me to hear this.
It's fake, yeah, it's very f-
He's a f-sitter, he's not a f-sitter.
Right now, if you're watching this,
unless you've taken Julian Assange level precautions
since Facebook beat out Myspace,
they know everything about you.
This is true.
And deep breath here.
He's right.
They even have your email address on file.
I'd also like to clarify who-
Yeah, of course they do.
That's supposed to be a shock.
the email address is the like, but wait, they have your email.
Well, of course they have your fucking email.
They is because they can be a manipulative word,
often thrown around abstractly by apocalypse grifters
and megachurch pastors who just want donations.
So they here refers to a very small class of tech CEOs,
Wall Street investors, AI data center developers,
military defense contractors,
ICE detention facility owners,
two-pointed connected lobbyists.
This is why I think Andrew needs to understand that whenever you're adding in things like this,
you are damaging your credibility of being an objective news source.
ICE detention facility owners should not even be on that list. There should be 50 other things
on that list before there's an ICE detention facility list. You're doing this because
you're trying to signal to your audience that you think ICE is bad.
I feel like this is just, this is slopuism in my opinion, I think it is.
Associated billionaires who comprise the emerging cast of techno billionaires that have infiltrated and occupied our government,
captured the mainstream media and bought social media algorithms while in an effort to wage psychic warfare in the minds of the public
and crush our spirits before ultimately wiping the majority of human beings from the face of the planet
as people like Sam Altman and Larry Page moved toward an attempt at cyber immortality,
which involves the careful preservation of brains that meet the Silicon Valley
genius criteria and the neural uploading of their souls to a cloud.
They're already publicly investing in this technology.
Cool.
These people, as you say, who are almost all tech guys who are instrumental in the
tragic-dentrifying-
Like crazy, I think that's really cool.
...in Seattle, basically want to live in the Nintendo Wii lobby forever
with only each other and only need physical humans on earth to the extent that they can maintain
these brain stations. So all they need is a few good workers left here and let's face it,
they probably don't need you. We are on the path to total human extinction and these maybe 10,000
guys tops know it but they don't care. This is the problem is that like I actually think that
what he's saying now has like some validity but it's hard to take what he's saying now
seriously and not as a partisan appeal when you're using a bunch of examples and metaphors of
right wing caricatures and you're doing this universally. There will come a day when we have
no choice but to get crack in for the survival of our species but back to this initial premise
about people speculating on the possibility of civil war between right and left. The fact
of that useless conversation is even taking priority over what I just discussed is a shame
in itself and it actually serves as an enabling function for the technocrat
enemy. They want us to be distracted, divided and fighting against each other
and engage. There is a reason to be distracted and divided against people
that want to destroy your country, ethnically replace you, change your
government that hate your history. Like the entire idea that you can find
camaraderie with a person who wants to trans a six-year-old is insane. There
are some people that just aren't going to get along and some cultures that
not going to mix. This is the just this is the raw reality of the world is that in every
country there is a level of multiculturalism but there is almost never actual pluralistic
multiculturalism where one culture is not the dominant culture and the other ones are
subverbeant subservient to that culture. That's how it works aging in this ridiculous
public protest theater with 10 journalists every participant because it projects the illusion of
intense internal American division in the midst of a much broader and actually more unifying
struggle against a singular enemy. Not to mention, nearly all of the frontline belligerents of places
like Ground Zero are themselves content creators, fronting clips for the own micro-economy
of followers they built for themselves while spouting off talking points about a new American
revolution for attention and engagement online. Do not be fooled by bot-filled comments sections
and even videos like this one that the loudest people willing to take things to the extreme
for the public spectacle are reflective of the majority. Trust me, they are not. We know what's
up. The majority of people are Goyim. They're not watching these videos. They are excited about
Love Island. They're watching football or the European football. They're not involved with
it, period.
You know what, sir.
I just hope that we still have time as a civilization to spend less time on these kinds of things,
get our heads out of the sand and come together to take action before it's too late.
You're never going to come together with a person that wants to kill you.
You're never going to be able to come together with a person who thinks that it's good
to kill Charlie Kirk because you disagreed with what his opinions are.
There is no common ground to be found with that person.
The idea that you should be able to come to an understanding with them is a total fantasy
that's invented by people like them in order to give you the sense of not pushing your
ideals anymore because they think that they're not going to do it.
And so it's a farce, there's no common ground that you have with a person like that.
So he never showed any pro-Palestine crowd acting angry, exactly.
and that's the problem is like andrew does a lot of selective reporting and
he selectively represents the way that he
caricatures the people these obviously trying to make fun of and demonize the
same way that he did that with nicks charlie and he made negative statements
about tyler olivia era
uh... the fact is that fraud is a huge issue in america
and no amount of this sloppiest all were all in this together against the
overlords
uh... not really actually
There are overlords and they are a problem, but they're not the only problem.
There is a huge amount of people in the country that support things like 9-11.
And that's a legitimate and real problem.
And if you're not willing or able to acknowledge that and say what it is,
then you're going to have a big issue.
So I think that he's being very dishonest in this video,
and I think it's misrepresentative.
So that's what I would say.
It's hard to connect people who save the earth
and people pushing it for destruction of their own people, they will lose a will to do it.
Yeah, I don't know. Sometimes I wish you weren't so nihilistic, but it is what it is.
Okay, you're getting pulled up. You're getting pulled up for sure. All right.
What common ground are you going to have with somebody that wants to kill you?
Because of your way of life? Like, let's say you're gay, and or you want to have sex
without being in marriage. And there's somebody who says that according to my religion, I get to kill
you because of that. How are you going to find common ground with that person?
But I really think I want you to think about this and I don't want a platitude.
I want you to actually give me a way that you could even have any sort of understanding with
with this person.
Why would at least try if they want to come to some common ground?
Why would you want to come to common ground with somebody who wants to kill you?
Why would you do that?
Somebody breaks into your fucking house and they're trying to steal your stuff.
What are you going to sit down and have a conversation?
Shoot them.
What are you thinking?
The kumbaya empathy?
Well, if not, well then the brutal way.
There's no other way.
a different example, man? No, it's not. Look at Luigi. It's the same thing, actually. And
by the way, the people that wanted to kill Luigi, they'd kill you probably, too. You'd
just be lower on the list. It's the same mentality. It's the same group of people doing this.
You need to recognize that these people are your enemy. They want to kill you. I'm
I'm not making this up, by the way.
This is what they say.
And what is this, adjacent?
Scroll off the first tweet.
Yeah, let me see this.
Borderlands for dialogue.
Excuse the, oh my God.
Okay, I'm gonna look at this in a minute.
That is so embarrassing.
But, Tan generally, no, what is this here, agreed?
Why do you support Putin's actions?
Not picking a side, it's picking a side.
So wait, baby no money has tweeted multiple times
about Palestine, but he hasn't tweeted once
about Ukraine.
Wait what?
That's crazy or Nigeria or anything else. Oh
My god. Wow. What a shock
He forgot or Iran. Yeah, like if you talked about this about Iran again, like I just I
Can recognize that but you could say that I have a naive mindset about this
I know you do but keep watching the show. You're not getting banned keep watching. I'll fix that
I'll do my best. So at least try after taking down a bigger enemy. Yeah, I mean
Here's the reality is that Palestine and what's happening to the people in Gaza is sad
It's really sad and it's awful what's happening to the civilians there
Many of the people there were born into this chaos and they have no ownership of it
It's not their fault and it's terrible
But you know what else is terrible the people that are going over and trying to shoot rockets into Israel the people who are
monetizing the civil war in Sudan and capitalizing off of the rare earth around it. What else
is horrible is all of the little micro wars that are happening in Pakistan and fucking
Afghanistan and all these other stands that are fucking killing each other all the time.
And you know what's really bad is the fact that Ukraine is bordering NATO countries
that is in a conflict with a nuclear power Russia. And as I said, I know people
might disagree, Russia is engaged in a war of aggression against Ukraine that is totally
fucking indefensible.
Ukraine already said they're not going to be a NATO.
Trump said they're not going to be a NATO.
What the fuck are we doing?
Then get the fuck out.
So I think, again, I'm a huge supporter of Ukraine, and I would say, do I support
Palestine?
Yeah, I would say I support Palestine.
I don't want to see any innocent people get killed, whether it's the Palestinians or whether
it's the Israelis that the Palestinians or Hamas are firing rockets from.
Nobody should be getting killed.
This is awful.
And if you're not able to have a consistent and continuous viewpoint that is totally
in line with this, there is a moral inconsistency that's wrong.
I've watched a lot of the footage from Ukraine.
It's bleak.
It's horrible.
it is like it dude it's like stalker if they if they if they ever make stalker for which they're in
by the way the company that made the games in ukraine so hopefully they survive and they win
they win this war and repel russia's war of aggression and they don't have to give up any
of their land i think that they will have to but i don't think that they should do
but that's another conversation i don't want to get into it um after that it looks like it's
going to be stalker for it does so and it's a pattern of these people speaking out about
Palestine this time around? What is this?
Never forget that you are a fascist piece of shit. Never forget that. What is
this thing? Uh, Macklemore, Kalanis, or Larson all
risked their careers for speaking out against the genocide in Palestine.
It can include the near playlist. And this is you're a fascist piece of
shit. Well, I don't think that Israel shouldn't
exist. Israel, Azerbaijan, India, Ukraine, Qatar, Turkey. You know what's really funny
about this? This is so Middle Eastern politics, I don't even understand what the common thread
here is. Like, I'm a fucking American, alright? I have no idea why Israel is being lumped
up with Azerbaijan, but it's being lumped up with Qatar and Turkey and you can, like,
I don't even get this. I don't. I have no idea. Maybe, yeah, maybe it's from
Pakistan? I don't know. India, what the fuck did they do? Yeah, maybe the guys from Pakistan,
they always have, they have issues, right? So again, this is a person that has no problems
wiping other countries off the map, but the moment that you talk about Palestine,
oh my god, it's a genocide, this is terrible. These people are some of the most bloodthirsty,
psychotic, insane fucks. And the problem would be that if you're the kind of person
that says, you know what, I think all these wars are really sad, and I want to try to
to support all of these people.
But whenever you're fucking Genghis Khan
about Qatar, Ukraine, and India, India, and Turkey,
Turkey's in NATO.
Turkey is a normal country.
People go to Turkey all the time.
What do you mean you wanna get rid of Turkey?
Get the fuck out of here.
It's ridiculous.
These people are Genghis Khan, Gandhi,
in fucking civilization.
You know, they have this level of animosity,
But, you know, when it comes to fucking Palestine, they act like, oh my god, it's a crime against humanity.
It's fucking ridiculous.
Turkey's awful. I wouldn't want to live in Turkey either.
But let's not pretend it's on the same level of Afghanistan.
Come on, man. Be realistic.
You're wrong. Biden was saying Ukraine will join NATO.
Russia understands. They're just one US election away.
And it's not like we were screwed before then.
Okay, that's a fair analysis.
analysis. Sure. You're saying that basically you're saying that Putin thinks that we're lying to him.
I get that. Yeah, sure. I can get that. That's fine. Now, I don't think Ukraine should be a NATO.
I don't. I think that we can have treaties with Ukraine. I don't even know why we're having a war
against Russia to begin with. I think it's fucking stupid. Like, they have all these energy
contracts with Europe. Why the fuck are they attacking each other? I don't understand it,
But I think that there is some, like obviously Putin is like a huge, huge mega fucking history guy, right?
Mega history guy. A lot of people are saying that he wants to rebuild the Soviet empire.
I mean, people said Erdogan wants to rebuild the Ottoman Empire. People are saying Saddam wanted to rebuild the Ottoman Empire.
You know, like, yeah, sure, right? But, and I don't really know this, right? I don't know this. I'm not educated enough in this.
But maybe that's the reason. Otherwise, I don't think Ukraine should be part of NATO, right?
Bilateralist period and they don't yeah, exactly Islam is a natural ally of libertarianism
apac and Israel have been spent
That has spent trillions to convince you otherwise rise above the propaganda
Islam is the natural ally of libertarianism
This is
Tell that to a woman.
What are you talking about?
What do you mean?
The joke right there. Yeah, what are you doing with this? What what's going on? If you believe that? Yeah, it's insane, man.
Guys are fucking idiot. I have Muslim friends that say otherwise. I have tons of Muslim friends that say otherwise, right?
And the thing is that
you can have. How many of you guys have, you know, because we've all been on the internet for a long time,
I can't be the only one that's had a lot of very honest and frank conversations with people on other parts of the world
about the way that we do things and the way that they do things and
Yeah, they have their way of doing things. They think it's better. We have our way of doing things
We think it's better. They stay over there. We stay over here. We can visit and
Then we leave and that's it and we can all get along in the game and everything's fine
Yeah, in MMOs, yeah, this is the way it is.
The guy made blood libel art against Ed Sheeran, by the way.
Wait, what?
Blood libel art against Ed Sheeran?
Can you link me that?
I haven't seen this.
Maybe I have.
I just don't recognize it as being him.
Same guy, by the way.
Sally Mayweather.
I don't even know who this is.
I only know Floyd Mayweather.
It seems like they're both about equally mentally capable.
So I don't take sides and it was a picture drawing of Ed Sheeran with vampire teeth and
blood off of his vampire teeth.
The blood by the way are the Palestinian babies he just got done eating and that's
also where the blood on his hands came from too.
he has a heart on his arm, which means that he's hypocritical, which is also very evil.
So this is the kind of stuff that encourages people to go out and kill each other.
This is it.
So this is the person who's saying that Islam is the natural ally of libertarianism.
These people can't be reasoned with.
These are the people that I wish Andrew would understand and listen to.
You don't come to a conclusion with these people that are, that you don't share
any common ground with these people.
They need to be somewhere else.
They do.
They need to be somewhere else and if you're not there, you're going to have problems.
And the shirt I mentioned, yeah.
And I don't understand this at all.
Oh yeah, and the IDF shirt too.
Yeah, he's allying himself with the IDF.
Russia didn't invade Ukraine.
NATO invaded Russia.
Never forget this.
This is from 2023.
Triggered all the Raytheon bots, I see.
You know what's really funny about libertarianism?
Is that one of the main core tenets of libertarianism is the non-aggression principle.
So who's like, what got bombed first?
Kiev or Moscow?
Oh geez, I wonder.
It's reformed.
Yeah, what an asshole.
Yeah, long live Raytheon.
Thank God we have Raytheon.
Yeah, nap.
Nap is good.
Map is bad.
Okay.
Like, one's good.
real bad. So anyway, yeah, Russia didn't invigorate. Yeah, these are these people are absolute fucking demons.
They are total fucking demons, total psychos, and there is no common ground to be had with them.
There is only either being ruled by them or ruling over them.
You cannot deal with these people. You're not going to be able to get them to see your side of things.
They're psychos. Half of these people should be thrown in a mental institution to be honest with you.
You go through two fat two put two million people in a mental institution and you're gonna see society improve real quick
You talk about the shooting off burglars off your lawn isn't the same for Russia
All right
Is Kiev in Russia's lawn
Is Kiev Russia's lawn
It's really simple. Just yes or no.
It used to be? Is it?
Mexico used to be, sorry, Texas used to be Mexico. If Mexico bombed us, would that be okay?
Okay. What are you doing? What are you saying? It was, yeah. US used to be Poland? No, we'll
give them a minute. We'll give them a minute. If Ukraine or NATO is menacing Russia's
security, aren't they justified in preemptively attacking them? Oh, okay. So then, all right.
So then, let's get this straight.
So this is a preemptive strike.
So this is like, it's not, okay.
So then you would, let's now acknowledge
that your original metaphor that you are trying to use
as a gotcha against me was actually not your point, right?
Because now you've shifted it.
How about this, another example of treaties and laws
being useless if you don't have someone enforcing them,
the Budapest Memorandum.
I don't know if this is the 19, like I forgot, like 1991.
Yeah, yeah, this is it.
And 1994, I thought it was 1993.
And I don't know all the details with this,
but yes, basically, except in self-defense.
This is a, was this about Ukraine surrendering nuclear stuff?
Yeah, yeah, not to use nuclear weapons to state, yeah.
This was it.
And so they signed a contract.
So we had a contract with Ukraine to do this.
I actually didn't know the name of it.
I just knew that we had a contract in 1993 or 1994.
But yeah, Budapest Memorandum.
What do you think is my point?
Your point is to intentionally misrepresent a perspective that I've shared in order to
push an agenda.
you're talking about how you think that you framed it as Russia was being
aggressed on. I don't view it that way. I don't think so. Sorry. You know what? I'm
not gonna ban you. I'm just gonna time you out. There's a lot of other stuff we
need to get through today. I can't spend all day litigating the Russia-
Ukraine war, right? Like, we've talked about this a lot. We've gone through
this. It seems like he's being vague. I don't want to waste a lot of time on this. We need to move on.
Okay. So I'm not, again, I'm not trying to like say that, you know, you're wrong or something or
you're right. I just don't want to fuck around with this all day. It's a waste of my fucking time.
Okay. So it's old news anyway. Yeah, we talked about this for year, literally for years now,
right? And anyway, let me go back and pull this up. AI safety leader, kinky personal life,
I don't even want to see this bro like
Rushes attack with bro again like whatever you know live your truth king. So anyway, let me scroll down and find some of this
I saw this too and look at this. Here we go. This is the woman of pinnington
What is the community is feeding over all about about the whole thing?
Is it that that like this? I think they're trying to
Basically, if I sit from that, they appreciate that everybody has an opportunity to seek asylum
and to be housed, but I think they are more concerned about how much thought has been
given, really, truly given to the asylum and the population.
But there is no luck, there's no resources. If you were in the science
then why would you want to be here? You wouldn't even have a chance to integrate would you?
They're not planning on integrating.
I was so little here. So I think everybody understands that there's a pressure to re-house
but not necessarily think that it's the right location and you know the site is right.
I think everybody is assessing nationally what is happening with migrants coming through the
boats because there's been like the biggest boat that came through last weekend. It wasn't
that important. Send double, send double migrants to their area. British women all over the country
in Pittington and elsewhere have had enough of the invasion or making their voice heard.
As a woman anyway, it's very difficult to walk down the street as it is and it makes
me emotional because no one is listening to us.
I'm listening and honestly I can understand and having done the rape gang inquiry which
is linked to this, I'm afraid, it is shocking what the government is doing and they're
not serving the British people.
hopefully lots of bird of seers like you will stand up and we will we will see
things change women are far more powerful than men and if we can get the
female contingent fighting absolutely and he's right as soon as like it for
store Britain and any of these political movements are able to capture the
female vote I think that you are going to see a like like a 180
So we have to keep speaking about it and we have to not be scared of the backlash either.
I've had some horrendous comments on videos that I've been included in,
calling me all different names as you all well know.
Exactly, but we're not, which is why people are afraid to speak out about it.
But we have to speak out about it because our voices matter and this is our country.
And the truth is the problem we've got is that Parliament and the media have lost touch.
100%.
And they're working together.
The media is working with the government in order to manufacture a consensus that you
need to have migrants in the country.
That's the problem.
They no longer understand what Britain's all about.
they had become a little sort of self-serving elite,
which is now in my view, bomb a line.
So we have to change that.
Anywhere we're going to change that ultimately
is through the ballot box.
It is, absolutely.
So when the majority of people wake up,
they will vote for somebody.
I think they're waking up.
I think this is actually going to change it.
This is waking people up.
And I think that there are people
whose opinions are changing,
because especially when it is happening
in their own backyard.
That's why you have to send the migrants
these small communities and have the migrants terrorize them. You have to do it. Take all
the small communities that overwhelmingly voted. Like Rupert Lowe doesn't support this. As
I said, he's a better man than I am. That's what I'd do. I'd send them over there and
have them totally overrun the areas and be like, that's what happens. You're next.
Nobody wants this. We don't want this anywhere. We don't want this in the UK. We don't
want to be paying for these people. They're not here to integrate into our culture. They're
not here to become members of society.
They shouldn't be here in the first place anyway. That's just the way it is. They voted
for it though. They did. They deserve to get it. And so people don't care about something
until it directly affects them. Exactly. If Burnham call a snap election, it'll seem likely
we'll be stuck voting for reform at the moment or just the loose to the left by
I hope her story gets massive.
It'll take a long time for a political party
to really maintain and like build a huge foothold, right?
But the first step is starting to do that.
And I think that's a good thing.
And this is another one, the concerned local
in the women's peaking to the BBC in Paddington
is actually an open borders free, free Palestine activist.
So here we go.
Wow.
That's just too bad, right?
I think I think send them all
Send up. Yep. Send them in the gate of communities. Like that's what I would do
I would send these people in if I was in America like if I was in charge of like in America
I would do what what governor Abbott did in Texas is I would just send a bunch of migrants with like, you know
Violent migrants to these random really nice areas and I just let them terrorize the areas and I'd say well
That's just what's gonna happen too bad and these would be the areas that would be the most likely to vote for these policies
I'd punish them I would I would punish them and then I would make it so clear
I would report every single one of the murders the violence or any this the thefts the destruction
I would do everything and I think that's the only way to stop it
That's the only way to stop it is to hold people accountable on a direct personal level
This is the prime minister's response after the town voted for independence from the UK.
Yeah, I saw that. Holy fuck, Trump should have done that. He should have.
Because, and like, you see this happening with Ciudad as well.
Like, I think Ciudad is a great example of it working.
Oh, here we go.
Car crash interview.
Andy Burnham defends dumping migrants in every town by claiming that risk is fairly spread.
I'm sorry you were raped, but at least the risk of being raped is being distributed fairly
Do you remember what I said about how this was a tank swap with Kier Starmer?
This is exactly what I was talking about
This is why they did it
The strength of feeling and that's something that is across the country
But the only thing to do is to get the numbers down, the number of crossings down and they
are significantly down.
They are now at a seven year low.
We also made a commitment to people to end the use of hotels to house refugees and asylum
seekers and that commitment needs to be honoured.
And I think the vast majority of people say, yeah, that really does need to proceed.
So this involves difficult decisions.
It's about fairness across the country, not saying that only one part of the country or
one group of communities should do all of the work.
It's difficult and obviously I will look at the issues being raised by the community
and in the referendum, but we have to ensure that we have a fair plan as well as getting
the numbers down and the numbers up.
These people have to be held liable for this.
They have to be held liable on a direct, severe, personal level.
Whenever the government changes, you can't let these people leave in disgrace.
You can't let them get away with this.
They're coming now significantly down.
You cannot let them get away with this, bro.
Yeah, funny says this is the latest working.
Yeah, exactly.
And I wouldn't say what I think they should do.
I would not say that.
this is generally what I would look at. This says obviously 1.5 million views.
Question for a person who's not from Sweden. We do need foreigners just because we don't
birth enough people. How would we solve the issue without foreigners? Just take them in,
but not from many countries. Sorry for repeating what your take on it is.
So let me pull this up.
Why do you think people aren't having kids?
Why do you think they're not having kids?
I don't know.
Do you have kids?
Money and feminism?
Yeah, let me just ask this.
What are we doing?
kids to have less kids? No, but I'm a freak. So the reason why I don't want to go down
that that Ryan of Leasing, I don't need to hear like a life story about this, but like
so this is the reason I feel that I have kids. They don't have kids because they can't afford
to have kids and the government doesn't give them money to have kids. And also how does
this make sense that we need foreigners when those foreigners bring people into the
country that are net negative taxpayers? Like here, let me ask you a question. One
Like let's say you Thanos snap every single migrant out of Sweden. Every single migrant disappears tomorrow
In one year. Do you think Sweden would be more or be would be better or worse?
Every single migrant every asylum seeker every illegal alien every single one is stano snapped out
one because obviously the next day would be chaotic right but I'm saying one
year maybe two years afterwards do you think it would be better or worse
and so I'm seeing I need to gain weight and how can I do that without stomach
parasites yeah here's my outlook on why people aren't having kids I think that
there's a lot of reasons why people aren't having kids. But I think it would be better
for keeping Sweden Swedish. Yeah, exactly. So then why would you ever make the argument
to let a bunch of migrants into the country that totally ethnically replace the people
that live there? Yeah, why would you do that? Because you've been mined maxed for our free
times and paid to death. I have a child thing people aren't having kids because
they can't see a way to give their kids a better life than what they had affordability
is the main issue. Yeah, but one of the reasons why affordability is a main issue is because a lot
of society, I just think taking Nordic countries in would be fine. Oh yeah, yeah, no, like Sweden
and Norway is fine. Like I so I've talked about this before the immigration tier list, right? So
like there's tier one, two, three and four countries, right? Like the PVP server countries are at
the bottom, the PDE server countries are at the top, right? So like at the very top, like
this is what I would do in the US is I would create a tier list for every single country for
immigration. So if you are a tier one country, that means you are a Western country that speaks
English and a person from there can immediately come in and assimilate with no friction whatsoever.
Tier two countries, places like maybe Japan, Korea, China, places that are well developed,
but there also have a lot of people that do not natively speak English. That's really what I
I would say, right?
And then you have countries that are below that,
like maybe Pakistan or India would be tier three.
And then tier four would be places like Afghanistan,
Somalia, and other PVP server countries, basically.
That's what I would do,
as I would just simply make a tier list
and then basically do all of it pretty much off of that.
Canada's tier two, well, it's tier one.
I would say Canada's tier one.
It's obviously tier one.
So, and I look at the importing migrants
in order to solve the crisis for workers.
I view that as giving a man a fish
instead of teaching a man to fish.
I think you're putting a band-aid on a problem
that also, and here's the other big problem,
is that these migrants get to your country
and you know what they do.
They have more kids that now
create a bigger drain on society.
And you know what else they do?
They bring their whole fucking family over
and then the problem just effectively repeats itself
Because now you have this migrant who's brought over four of their family members.
Two of them are not working either that need to be taken care of.
The same as the people that you brought them over to take care of the people that
already are here that need to be taken care of are.
So it just compounds this problem and makes it worse.
Yes, exactly.
So no, I don't agree with this at all.
I think this is a totally, totally big mistake.
The immigrant migrants for voting blocks.
I appreciate your response.
I vote for the rights and party.
I don't want the ones who are harming our community more.
Yeah, none of these people should be here.
Hysterical nonsense dumping of 1,256 migrant men on a village of 356 is not fair.
Pennington will be destroyed.
It should be destroyed.
The people voted for it to be destroyed.
They voted for it and hopefully it serves as an example for everybody else in the country
and in Europe to see what happens when you bring all the orcs into the shire.
That's why.
You can't bring a bunch of migrants from war-torn countries into some clips about
the independence vote.
Yeah, you can't bring a bunch of migrants from war-torn countries that are a bunch of military-age men,
and then put them in there with a bunch of liberal white women that outnumber them, you know, fucking, uh, five to one.
It's not gonna work.
Village of Pinnington is voted for independence from the United Kingdom and will become a self-governing village in a landslide vote.
What?
I am pleased to announce that last night, following our village meeting, the boats were
counted and verified.
We had 312 boats counted, which is nearly 92% of the ballots in the nation.
And the results are as follows.
We had 285 yes votes.
And they all want to leave the United Kingdom?
Holy shit!
We had 26 no votes.
and we had one ballot paper that was spoiled and will not be included in this count.
Rigged election.
I am pleased.
That's nuts.
And so it says, what is this here? Reacts it?
Okay, this is him responding to it?
Well, I understand the strength of feeling and that's something that is across the
country.
But the only thing to do is to get the numbers down, the number of crossings down, and
they are significantly down.
Wait, this is what it was in response to?
Yeah, we also made a commitment to people
to end the use of hotels to house refugees and asylum seekers.
And that commitment needs to be honored.
And I think the vast majority of people
say, yeah, that really does need to proceed.
So this involves difficult decisions.
It's about fairness across the country.
It's about fairness.
Saying that only one part of the country
or one group of communities should do all of the work.
Why should any of them do any of the work?
Pickle, and obviously I will look at the issues here.
Does your country have enough problems on its own
before you're inventing new ones by bringing in
a bunch of migrants that are net negatives?
Raised by the community and in the referendum.
But we have to ensure that we have a fair plan,
as well as getting the numbers down,
and the numbers are coming.
I think they should ship them all over there.
should you got it you got it this is one from Penning Village of 350 people okay this is it
to the women of parliament we are the women of Fiddington we are mothers we are grandmothers
we are widows we are workers we are worried we will be outnumbered 10 to 1 1256 men to over
3,000 and could rise again. Right next to our homes. We want to be safe. We'll live. Why not?
Fear, you'll destroy this place. You've got the power to stop this plan. We are begging you.
We know you can. You stay silent. You'll be to blame. Stand up. Speak out. Make your voice
heard to our fellow women. Give us your word to the women of parliament. We are the women
of opinion. Send, send, send 3000, send 5000, send 5000 over there right now. It's so performative.
Yeah. Okay, ladies, I'm going to need to see a clean print of your individual voting records
It's before I can express an opinion on this.
He's following me.
Every degenerate awful person on the internet is all following me.
What a great guy.
I completely agree with this.
I do.
And yeah, they didn't care when it was the working class girls being raped.
That's exactly it. Do you know if the town voted for this? I know that they're not expressing
that the reason why this is problematic is it's a bunch of migrant men from other communities
that don't understand things like consent in the way that we understand it in the West.
And they're not saying it because they probably don't believe it or they're probably just
libtards. That's why. So no, I have no interest in this. I think send them over there.
these people the example. Sorry, ladies, you're far right now. This area votes overwhelmingly
liberal Democrat right up until the feel good policies and fashionable moral causes land
on its own doorstep rather than in some forgotten working class town. These people deserve
it. They do. They deserve it. And I want to show what happens with, uh, let me see
here. Take a look at this. Real Madrid players were sent out for tonight's, uh, Regina match
in shirts expressing solidarity with the people of Ciudad after an invasion from tens of thousands
of migrants.
I have no idea.
I'm not sure about their individual politics, obviously.
This is actually a really big deal, and let me explain why I think it's a really big
deal. Them expressing solidarity on a national level in sports media like this is them openly
indirectly endorsing right wing perspectives on how to deal with migration. And this couldn't
have happened without the invasion of Ciudad. And the reason why the invasion was so, like
Like the reason why they're doing it is because the invasion was so cruel and it was so oppressive
and it was so evil.
Unfortunately, that's what it's going to probably take.
Sorry, I know it might not sound good, but I think that the proof is right there.
It's just logic.
That's Premier League would be international broadcast, not just national.
I didn't even know that I'm not a big. I'm not a big sports guy, right? I have no idea. So yeah, there you go guys
Holy shit
They're doing this in the capital of Spain as well Madrid. Yeah, and and it will only happen people will only wake up
When they see their grotesque and the evil nature of this happening
You have to do this new dragons dogma to trail looks good off to look at that later on and
And Liberals are sure our professionals are radicalizing normal people against them. Well, it's not enough, right?
It needs to be even more, but yeah, and you can see very clearly, you know, things are going great over in Suda.
It's a stick fight. It's a stick fight.
Well, this is what you have to do to them.
You got to put this on their doorstep.
You have to make people live the consequences of this.
And if they don't do that, then it's just going to get a lot worse.
And let me go back, I'll look at this over here.
And okay, let me see here.
Please make lightsaber sounds, keep the ravaged over there.
Yeah, I know.
And do this a while, not gambling.
I don't know. What is this here? Gambling is extremely well. I have no idea.
Clavicular is a satanic rat.
They paid him to call in my stream and say gambling is halal,
and he said it like the good little Peter Thiel slave he is.
What the fuck is all of this?
Holy fuck, god damn, y'all are really going crazy, right?
And Paramount to Leaf, California.
Oh, wow.
Holy shit.
It was leaving California.
The end of the era.
I mean, this is going to be nuts.
David Ellison, the CEO of parent.
Oh, my God.
I wonder if they're going to move to Texas.
Yeah, they could go anywhere.
Yeah, maybe it could be Las Vegas.
Yeah, maybe something like that.
Another media stop at the Clancy Jerm? Oh my god, is it another one?
Don't bring that shit over here. I don't think there's a problem with that.
It's better for us to control it than somebody else.
Oh my god.
Oh my god. Oh my god, this hag is going wild!
The hags are going wild! What are they doing?
What is this?
what causes those tears I thought it maybe if we got to talk about this the
10 years from now there might be some kind of change do we all think that
somebody that kills their children should be punished absolutely truthfully I
don't want to retrial because I don't want anybody to have to go through what
the 18 of us went through and the Clancy family and Lindsey's family.
What Devlin does want, she said, is change to the health care system and postpartum care,
calling Tuesday a step towards healing. If something good and positive can come
out of all of this sadness, then that is justice for those children.
what causes those tears guys how is this bitch still doing interviews by the way
oh my god people should have their social media examined before being selected
for jury duty real justice is these lunatic female jurors going in an
insane assa...
hahahaha
I
Yep, there you go. Oh
My god, what a fucking surprise
Yes, exactly and these are my viewers, man. What can I say this article as well?
Let me pull this up and find that I haven't seen this and
Another base she wants to be famous so bad. Yeah
Yeah, this fat, ugly hag is trying to be famous.
Now that the holdout juror in the Lindsey Clancy case is getting the negative attention
he deserves, it's easy for district attorney Tim Cruz to agree to a plea deal that gets
Lindsey the help that she needs.
Between now, who wrote this?
Wendy Murphy.
Yeah, that's about right.
Yep. There you go. It deserves. That's another hag. It's another wild hag. Causing problems.
What's she doing causing problems? Oh my God. And so what a stupid bitch. What a dumb...
Will it go to our X page? Let me see. Can I find it? Yeah. Murphy Law. Constitutional
courts. Why do men take credit for women's work? Watch my new TED talk. Wait, but this
is the opposite. This is a woman taking credit for Patrick's work, right? Or at least according
to TikTok, that's what they think. What a stupid bitch. Who is this? This is not a
real debate. It's paid for distraction. Calls to repeal the 19th Amendment. This is not
a real the the calls to repeal the 19th amendment are not a real debate 19th amendment is extremely
important but I think these calls because where our culture is today we looked at the
Lindsey Clancy trial and all the women out there in pink that were continuing to support
a woman who murdered three children. You're constantly seeing this cultural push in terms
of where women stand today. It's a paid for distraction that sees the distract women
from uniting as a class and focusing on the fight for basic legal equality.
Basic legal equality is being able to kill your own kids.
Don't waste time playing defense on non-issues.
I can't wait until we can disenfranchise every single one of these disgusting displaced
swamp hags and put them back into swamps in the minimal institutions where they belong.
These people have no place in polite western society.
People like Wendy, it is an aberration of fate that they have even been born into a world
in a time period where electricity exists.
But these people should be digging potatoes out of the ground with their hands.
They have no place in society.
Near the start of the article, it's too insane.
Let me see this.
What's she saying?
Now that the holdout jury is getting the negative attention he deserves.
This is somebody that is just straight up advocating for jury intimidation.
It's easy to do it.
The jurors voted 11-1 for insanity.
This indicates that public opinion breaks down along similar lines.
It indicates that public opinion breaks down around similar lines.
Why does social media make it seem like the public divide is closer to 50-50?
The answer is money.
An enormous amount of money is being spent elevating storylines that have nothing
to do with how people really feel.
Okay, this is this woman's manipulation angle. What she's doing is that she's making an appeal to
the evil of money as an abstract amorphous evil that she can assign everything to,
so she never has to take accountability for accusations against her group. That's what
she's doing. This is the baseline like fucking, I'd say at least mid-level manipulation, right?
Women usually, at least women are manipulative, right? They're good at it. So it's usually
mid-level manipulation. She was paid to write that? I wish, right? I mean, probably not enough.
That's why she's writing stupid stuff like this. It's human nature to choose sides,
but if it's human nature to choose sides, then why are you looking at the reason
is all money? So it's just so stupid. Anyway, I think that the people that are deserving
the negative attention are people like Wendy. I think she's the one that deserves the
the negative attention. These disgusting, annoying swamp hags that should be sent back to a minimal
asylum. I can't believe that we put up with this amount of just obnoxious bullshit. It's so annoying.
She called it Orwellian. Where is it? Social media influencers won't admit they get paid to promote
certain narratives. So it's hard for the public to see what's going on. But it's obvious if
If you remember what Orwell taught us in his classic novel of 1984 when he wrote about the dangers of propaganda, the whole aim of news speak is to narrow the range of thought.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
I cannot wait, bro, like.
If I could, like, I'll tell you this.
If I could, I would vote for somebody that would make all of this stop.
All of these people, it would all stop.
It would all stop and it would be over.
It would be over and it would be over so fast it would be shocking.
The irony, again, they just, they used 1984 as a metaphor and then they go and just make
up some bullshit that's exactly like 1984.
Why was the jury so quick on Carmelo, but not this shit?
Because Carmelo was obvious.
He's coming, I hope so, I do, I hope somebody shows up and somebody is able to set things
straight.
Let's just say that.
And it was supposed to be Trump.
Trump is the wrecking ball, but we need to have somebody that comes in afterwards that
really cleans things up.
Without Trump, we would have never been able to get the person that we need to
get in to actually solve this problem.
And I think that you should put respect on Trump, right?
You should, because he did a lot that we needed.
But yeah, Trump warped, he did.
And Trump's a 90s liberal and a fraud.
He is, I agree with you, actually.
And as well, this is a video about me, a post about me, what does it say?
As Big Old said he's going to visit China soon and I was checking Billy Billy and the
rumors are correct, there are a lot of fan subtitled videos of the Roach King that
get a lot of views. Compared to that, Hassan Piker gets a lot fewer views on Billy Billy.
Asmigold initially gained a lot of popularity when he played Blacksmith Wukong, and he praised
the game highly along with Marvel Rivals. There's a good chance the Roach King will get a good
welcome in China. They also find his relationship with an attractive, ethnic Chinese woman,
I see to be entertaining
what what what an analysis
what what what an analysis there you go holy shit
and uh... farman yeah i guess so jesus man
and as well do it does yeah i might do that we'll see what happens members of
all talks about chinese government what that's stupid why would i do that
and uh... yeah of course not personal opinions as well as more open on
video games social credit
Oh my God.
And look at these videos, by the way, they are extremely popular.
A lot of people watch me do this.
Hopefully not entertaining where they photograph a girl and try to humiliate her
for dating outside of a race.
Um, so I was wondering about that.
If people are mad about it, and of course you always have some people
that are mad about it.
It's like, oh my God, you can't date somebody for X, Y or Z reason, right?
Yeah, sure.
But like ultimately almost all of them are like super fucking positive like it's
you
you
you
you
you
It's embarrassing. What is this? Can I find this?
It's not bad, is it?
Is he getting mad?
He loves it! He loves zapping a dog!
This one's just crazy, let me see it, pull it up.
And uh, no I didn't see this, what is it?
Frustrated, oh yeah, he got so, so uh,
Uh, Zappy boy got, uh, he got, he got disowned again.
Here we go.
To equate, to equate a streamer in California with the actual president of the United States
seems to me to, uh, to be a bit of a false equivalency.
But let me just, let me just answer your question directly.
I will take every statement on its own terms.
There are many, many things that he has said that I disagree with, that I have
disavowed, whether it was his ridiculous comments about 9-11 or his more recent
comments about Jewish Americans.
I just think it's him.
Someone's been a bad boy.
Uh-oh.
You're not being anti-Semitic again, are you?
Oh no.
Important for us to stop playing this game where we-
Oh wow, look how mad, oh Jesus.
You take a whole individual-
No!
And pretend like they are the worst thing
they've ever said.
I, in 2020, where we talked about how caustic
cancel culture was in fact it was republicans themselves the very very
same people who want to make this race about a streamer california who said
exactly that i've spent i've spent literally years and years fighting and
will continue to fight against anti-semitism how are you fighting against
anti-semitism when you support a group whose slogan is like a curse on the
jews that's like saying yeah i'm fighting against fast food and my
My favorite restaurant is McDonald's and I'm loving it.
Like really?
What are you doing?
You can't support groups that want to kill Jews while at the same time saying that you're
fighting against anti-Semitism.
You can do one, you can do the other, but you can't do both.
Sorry.
It's like, well, somebody goes and says, they support the Nazis, but they're not
anti-Semitic.
Oh, jeez.
Everybody would say shut the fuck up, retard.
It's the same thing.
He's lying again.
Why is he always lying?
Have you guys noticed this?
All he does is lie.
Ah, god damn it, dude.
It's just like-
Oh man, fuck!
I want Abdul to win regardless. It's just so fucking annoying when
There's like when he says stuff like this
When he says stuff like this, he's not gonna get grace and charity from the people that he is seeking grace and charity from
You know, it's really funny is that Hassan's political instincts and some of these rigors. This is the problem with Hassan
Hassan actually does have relatively good political instincts and a lot of things
But his narcissistic personality overrules that and makes it way worse. That's been really the issue
Lying is OP. Yeah, I would guess so
And the only thing it does is like it disturbs
Anti-Zionists because they're gonna be like what are you talking about this dude is not an anti-semite at all
Like why I was like to me like I'll give you my outlook
Like it doesn't move the needle for me at all an Abdul like you would have never invited this guy over and had
conversations about how hard it was to not, you know, say that October 7th was bad with
somebody unless you agreed with him. It's because he agrees with it.
Would you throw him under the bus on this issue? It's like, if it's something that he truly
disagrees with that I've said, then yeah, of course. But the idea that like my comments
were in any way, shape or form, putting Jews in a dangerous predicament or threatening
Well, what would okay? So the thing is what you're caught if your comments weren't putting Jews in a dangerous predicament
Then why is it that so many of your?
Viewers were spamming hearts when you were reading a manifesto of a person who killed two Jews
Like this is like me reading mine comf and all of my chat spamming W
Like yeah, I think that would be really bad
That it looks super bad
It's so silly. It's so ridiculous. And it's not look I don't know. I hope he I hope he wins Oakland County with this
With this assessment. I just don't think that it's necessary to and we're challenging
He could have just as easily been like I think a sons
It's absolutely necessary by the way because to average people
Whenever they hear that like oh, he's campaigning with somebody that supports 9-11 and thinks that all Jews are responsible for Israel
And they should be worried like they're gonna look at you and think that wow this guy's crazy. I don't want to deal with them
Comments on this issue are being misconstrued. He spent his whole fucking career advocating
Against anti-Semitism. I would not now Hassan is getting mad that Abdul isn't on stage
making defense and trying to defend Hassan on all the things that he said and support for anti-Semitism
I never have an anti-Semite appear alongside myself on the fucking campaign trail
You know what I mean? Cuz cuz you look bad when you say that I
Would not be supportive of obdoul al-sayed if he was aligning with anti-Semites
Then how do you support the Houthis?
This kind of shit is so ridiculous to me.
It is.
It's so ridiculous.
Give me a minute.
I got to use the bathroom.
And it's star logic?
Yeah, it is.
It doesn't even make any sense.
He's just lying.
Oh, just shit.
I forgot I got soda.
I forgot.
I left it over there.
Okay, I'm back, sorry.
Excuse me.
Let's get to it.
Okay.
If a politician was courting the interest of out and about anti-Semites that say that
Jews deserve violence or whatever they claim I've said.
Like maybe a curse, maybe?
I would not be in support of that candidate, okay?
And my expectation is that if you are a progressive candidate in any way shape or form, regardless
of your position on Israel, like you can be as anti-Israel as you want, but if you're
courting anti-Semites, then we're in dangerous territory.
You are not an anti-fascist at that point.
Right?
It just shows when you say, oh, well, you know, I disavowed his comment on Jewish people.
You're basically saying like, you know, yeah, this guy said some anti-Semitic shit.
You did.
You did.
Everybody knows it, man.
Everybody knows it.
Whenever you categorize things as spiritually Israeli and the Venn diagram between things
that are spiritually Israeli and things that are negative stereotypes for Jews is a circle,
you support groups that want to kill all of the Jews, and you read manifestos of
people that have killed Jews and you are reading it was so bad that the TOS got
changed because of you what are we doing and I still courted his interest people
are going to turn around and say why did you court the interest of a self-declared
anti-Semite check previous all you need to say is other Republicans in a
Canada's cross-country of neo-nazis and their employer campaigning with neo-nazis at the conversations about anti-zionist which Schumer is not that fucking hard yet
Anyway, because nobody's gonna listen to that it sucks
But I think it's a it's a miscalculation. You know what I mean other than miscalculation
I don't even care that he's like throwing me under the bus. I care a lot more about
I care a lot about the fact that he is
like willing to entertain
the delusional narrative that was advanced by the media.
Well, also simultaneously, still defending me, which is ironic.
Yeah, especially looking at the situation with Ed Sheeran,
especially looking at the situation with Ed Sheeran, it's like...
You think that Ed Sheeran is like a good frame of reference to decide what the American voting population thinks?
What people on Instagram were really mad about this?
We don't need to do this.
We don't need we can push back.
You know what I mean?
We can show solidarity.
We can push back on on hurtful narratives that are defamatory that are slanderous that
are libelous that are bullshit.
Most people understand it at this point.
Is this good for us socialists having a not socialist?
support cook our ass i am unclear if this is good or no i mean it could not be it could
not be known people with or without our convictions would uh uh would drop us will we stand for
i mean it doesn't matter we need to block that list and i'm part of that and i i don't
question his integrity uh-huh i'm not even i'm not questioning his integrity i'm not
questioning his advocacy here but i do think it's a miscalculation because i think it
He teaches the wrong lesson to cynical actors here that as long as they pick and prod over
and over again, on the one hand, he'll still say, like, I'm not disavowing Hasan entirely,
but I do disavow his comments.
Okay, but it's not a real, it wasn't a truthful comment that they are demanding you disavow.
And it makes you kind of look bad if you're doing that, not from the perspective of any
design is from the perspective of people who will go okay so you admit that this
guy said something deeply anti-Semitic and hurtful to Jews and yet you had
welcomed him. By the way this is the reason why he lies about everything is that
he thinks that admitting any sort of legitimacy in other people's
complaints is capitulation and losing in the media narrative game. That's why
he never capitulates he will never admit that he's wrong about anything
because he thinks that in doing so that it won't move the needle.
Apologize for that. Now that's the next stage. And that is what will come for the record.
Tomorrow that clip will circulate. There will be another round of think-pieces.
And people will basically say, Abdul still refuses to condemn the Sompiker, the person,
but is admitting that a Sompiker, the person, has said something deeply violent and anti-Semitic about Jews.
Why won't he disavow and it will only be fighting wars? We breathe fire into it
Then those are things you and I agree on anyway the rest of the stuff is gonna be really good
So it doesn't be apologizing for putting him in this position if he actually cares
Hasan has always cared most about his ego
He acts like he cares more about these candidates and you know the politics
But if there is a decision between him protecting his ego versus him protecting his political interests the ego wins every time
He just wrapped up every day as they remember you're gonna be working on next cycle
He kicked the ladder down to these 10 years
What is it? No, that's not that's not serious the question. Oh, no because eventually it's gonna come to a point
Where our movement is sizable enough?
And and large enough that DSA affiliates are going to be asked this question like why do you guys?
Guys say the things you say about Israel. Why do you guys align with the Sompire and they're going to like if they were to ask
Chris Rabb this question or Maylock Kuros this question or Dalia Lisa this question right now
They wouldn't answer this way they would say he's not anti-semitic if he was anti-semitic we wouldn't fuck with him
You know what I mean? Well the thing is you can't defend you you can't defend
supporting terrorist organizations that want to kill all Jews as
Not being anti-semitic
There is no universe where defending terrorist organizations whose stated goal is to kill
Jews isn't anti-Semitic.
And that's the reason why they, like again, it's just not going to happen.
Like there's no way you can get around that.
You guys are wrong on that front.
That is a difference.
They're already doing it.
Yeah.
R&C research, Abdul El Sayed still won't condemn a Sampakir and Amiti's using first
bar left audience.
I take comments on his own terms. The reason I talked to him is because of the 3 million people who pay attention to what he has to say.
Man, how about that? Too bad, but Israel? Yeah, they're trying to change the definition of the term.
They are. They're trying to change the definition of the term and they're trying to reframe it in a way that justifies the fact that they support groups that want to kill Jews.
It's just that simple. It makes me wonder about Abdul. The others are clearly subversive and that's how they respond.
just his race, the highest and most profile one for the most
at stake. Well, he was the one that like, yeah, yeah, I mean,
he's running for senator. That's a pretty big deal, right? So it
makes sense that they're going to go most on him. And also, like
he's had the biggest connection to us on out of any of these
other people. So yeah, it would make sense that obviously
they'd press him on this. And yeah, again, it's like the
ego is more important than winning elections. It's just
embarrassing to see stuff like that happen. It is. And you're
You're not smoking about gender phobia against anti-sharing yet?
Yeah, of course not, right?
And always bring up a son to Abdul, like they always bring up Epstein to Trump?
Yeah, exactly.
Like, why is it okay that people constantly bring up Epstein with Trump, but they're not
going to bring up a son with Abdul?
Yeah, of course, right?
I mean, like, you had this person campaigning with you.
And again, you can make exceptions and say, oh, it's different because of X, Y, or
Z thing.
But who cares?
Again, there's no reason to play the rules by somebody else's rule book that
wants you to lose.
that. No, they should press this every single fucking day, man, until it's totally done. And
we've seen Israel money since they were created. Socialism is when a government is able to create
programs and capitalism. I have no idea what that has to do with Israel. I have no idea. And
you saw SpaceX has been streaming the Grockbot stuff on X. I haven't seen anything about that
at all. So you're still defending NMP lol after all this. Let me pull this guy up.
Do you want me to make a statement on Nick?
Do you want me to talk about, you know, the accusations against Nick?
Is that what you want?
I don't want to, but the video below this.
Well, what does that have to do with me, then?
I'm just wondering, it's kind of odd.
What's odd?
What about it's odd?
your vague maxing I think that your vague maxing a little bit yeah I'm just confused
I want to understand where you're coming from man that's all
Let's see if this person's comments are besides us.
Is there a bunch of other random shit?
This is like just a normal average viewer.
Seems like a bunch of bullshit.
Alright.
Is this what he says?
like how she subscribes to me. I was just asking a question and it was all you were asking
it. You weren't asking a question. You were accusing me of something. You were accusing
me of something and assigning a guilt to me that had nothing to do with what I said.
It had nothing to do with the stream at all. And you're accusing me of something. That's
what you're doing. And now you're going to be dishonest and say that you were
just asking a question. Is that really what you're going to do? Do you think that
We're stupid it's obvious what you're doing. Why are you lying just tell me what you think I
Don't know why people don't get this
Sounds like me so I don't know about that. I
Never meant to come across that way. I'm being fully honest to saw the video. That's all
Why would you say still that so you're still you?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha that's a ban. Here's the reality. I'm gonna let you know something, okay?
I'm not accountable to you. I'm not accountable to anybody. I don't have to make a statement on anything
I don't have to respond to anything. I don't need to
Make give a take on some sort of drama that a person that I've known for ten years is in I
Don't have to do anything. I
Do whatever the fuck I want
That's it buddy, sorry.
I don't know what you thought this was, okay?
But like it's not democracy.
As much as Miz pays him out,
it's not as false as hormones.
You think he's having like a hormone issue
and you just kinda, you know,
the hamster flew off the wheel a little bit, right?
Not accountable to the IRS.
There are, I learned that there are about 420 reasons,
4, sorry. 420,000 reasons that I'm accountable to the IRS recently. I did. So, yeah, anyways,
I'm post-LSF psycho. Yeah, you're having post-Livestream fail psychosis. There's a lot of people
making comments about this. They are. And again, I am totally outside of the realm
of giving a fuck about this. I'm totally outside of it. I have nothing to do with
this. I don't care. And oh my god. Okay, alright, we're gonna have to watch some DSP clips.
This is something that we can look at. But no, the age of me trying to like play PR for
people or worried about like negative reaction. I've been Nick's friend for 10 years. I don't
know what the fuck happened between him and some other random people. I don't give
a fuck either it's not my problem sorry that's too bad you don't like it it's too
bad I don't care like this weird try to like oh but you know this or what I
don't give a fuck it's not my problem anyway what's this year 54 year old
live streamer claims I made thousands of dollars by posting him on the subreddit
yesterday labels me a thief and calls for my arrest they'll come a moment
And put it right on ready put it right on live stream fails or put it on x or put it on
They're immediately
And getting views revenue and making money from my stolen
Okay, I don't even have a chance to do anything with it yet
Uh-huh because for example this tip for just says why don't you do your own shorts?
It doesn't matter by the time that I finish my broadcast and I would want to make my own short
Someone already stole it and put it on the internet. They are live
Thieves live thieves like live streams live thieves
And it should be illegal it is it is a week, but it should be enforced
You need to you need to call the police you need to arrest them right now now by the way
I feel like DSP
like let me
Guess how many people say hey, here's a clip courtesy of DSP gaming
They just say dark sides fulfilled it again. Here's the clip and that's it. So I get nothing
I don't get views. I don't get subs. I get no attention and no contribution. We need to donate Phil $1,000
Do we need to give him $1,000 guys? What do you think?
And elder G his name is elderly TCG streamer
Is that it as a result of these people illegally stealing my content while I'm still live
Before I have a chance to do something with it myself, of course, okay? That's what pisses me off
It's not that people make fun of me or people take me out of context
But that people actually benefit and steal and get views and money on my work
Yeah, because they're fucking thieves. That's right. It needs to stop someone needs to regulate it
Someone needs to start fucking shutting these somebody needs to shut down every clipping account
Every clipping account needs to go to jail. DSP is real mad about you.
DSP has a message for Asmongold.
What I would hope is that there will be a few intelligent people who will watch what I just did and maybe really honestly react to it.
Like, let me put it this way.
Asmongold
Yes, hi Phil
Reacts to every negative fucking clip about me
Yeah
Maybe react to the real stuff now. Maybe okay. All right, let's hear it. We actually react to
Context explaining what that shit was was it so you actually understand it
Rather than just say fills the meme fills the joke fills the loser la la la la la
Actually give it five seconds of intelligent thought to see that it's all bullshit and again
Not that it's gonna benefit me
But you know as my goal to be a solid last year when you have me on for the interview and he asked dude
I remember Phil it was Phil's birthday and he was like dude. Do you want to come on my stream?
And I said yes sure I'll come on your stream and then I got banned. I got banned from twitch this same day
She plugged my real content that was nice of him because no one does that those clippers
Don't do that those clippers steal and will never say DSP gaming
Yeah, as my goal they give me the solid so of course I gotta give him some props there
But watching every single out of context clip that comes out about me
You gotta admit bro you do some stupid shit like that Mario clip where you just jumped on the fake fucking thing
And you got the red coin and you died when you were wearing the Mario hat
That shit was retarded Phil and you know it you know that shit was retarded and
Listen, I don't want to break the fourth wall
But your ass knew that you ran and you know the right way to go in a playstation game
And you ran off to the left you were farming a clip and everybody knows it
Everybody that's in the know knows it and you know what it was funny. So we'll let it happen. It's not a bad thing
It's okay
But I don't want to break the fourth wall here.
You did that on purpose and I know it and it was fucking funny and it worked.
Yeah, it tends to get kind of fucking tiring.
Uh-huh.
What I would hope is that there will be a few intelligent people who will watch what I just did
and maybe really honestly react to it.
Like, let me put it this way.
Asmongole.
There's a video of him explaining the Wolverine clip.
Please find it for me.
Please find the clip of him explaining it.
i i need to okay okay give me a minute
this is how the interview started
what is this
all the way
on the road
i i we got to get some straight
okay what
did kick it i just say it can i just can do it
it is alright by just like we just talk like straight
yeah of course okay so whenever you went on stream and you accidentally got
caught drinking off you get suspended by twitch right no what I was not streaming
on twitch I was streaming on YouTube so you weren't streaming on twitch when that
happened by the way this is one minute and 30 seconds into a two-hour
interview I'm like so what was this thing about you jacking off on camera like I
remember seeing that like what the fuck was that man what was this dude this
This video got a million views and almost has 1.2 million views.
This was nine months ago.
Oh my God.
I can't believe this.
How is it this long ago?
This is insane.
Props he didn't lie.
Yeah.
A dude podcast with DSP.
I would do something with DSP, sure, right?
I like the guy, but I just, I don't know if it's going to happen.
I have no idea.
So if there's a clip of him explaining, what means, let me just search DSP.
DSP. Explain.
No, a chat, a resealed box. So DSP wasn't killed by his own. Wait a minute, allow me
to explain it. Wait, this is somebody totally different. DSP wasn't killed by his own idiocy.
Okay, that's what happens when he's pissed.
So let's talk specifically about what happened yesterday when I was playing Wolverine.
Okay, this is it.
All right, this has got to be it.
I can't believe I found it.
For the very first time.
There's been a meme now for seven years stating that modern games are being designed around
DSP, who's the representative stereotypical gaming idiot.
But it is true that they used you and your gameplay as an example of how to handhold
players.
Santa Monica Studios used you in a professional deck at a conference to show people how they teach the idiots what the red balls do
That he bumbles through games and he doesn't understand how to play them you are bumbling I watched you play Dark Souls
You've been you bumble all the way through that
And so game developers are adding yellow paint and yellow tape and big
Chinese and big arrows and directing the camera and doing everything possible so that the idiot DSP can actually get through a game
Because if they don't add those things to the games, he never would complete them. I
Think that's inaccurate. I think it's not just DSP. I think there's other people too
case in point with wolverine many of the reviewers said there's this weird colored neon gas trail to
tell wolverine where to go there's entire segments of the game where quick time events don't even
matter you don't have to push the buttons you still survive there's segments where you can have
your hands off the controller and the game plays itself and in the meme it wow sounds like
they made it for dsp it's a game even dsp can't fail he's gonna succeed at it yeah like you
you know, you could say like for example, like, you know, like from softwares, like the gold standard for games.
Well, or like, let's see, like, who would be the gold standard for a game play through?
I don't even really know, like, skill up.
You're like the brown standard.
It's like, if you're able to beat it, it's probably really fucking easy, though, right?
I mean, like, that's it.
Like, it's like a whole standard in itself.
right? And so there's been hype around seeing me play this game. Well, where did this meme
come from? Yeah, there's hyper. Yeah, people wanted to see if you get if you die from a
fraud. Yeah, this meme came from a game developers conference clip from 2019. He's talking about
the people who made God of War 2018 Santa Monica Studios, by the way, actually watched
back my play through of the game. They did. And they saw my reaction to some gameplay segments
and said, ah, our game design choices work. Okay. Yeah. That clip has been universally
taken out of context for seven straight years because the people who spin it to be a negative
are disingenuous assholes. They want the meme to be that Phil is the worst gamer that
Phil is the worst. If he keeps this up, I'm going to have to watch the legend of
of the Zelda clip again with all the balls we're gonna have to watch we might
have to watch it again if I if I have to keep listening to this shit I don't know
if I'm gonna be able to take it
person so there's no way that a game developer could actually watch fill in a
positive light and compliment hammers say oh he did it right they must be
saying something wrong therefore they weren't telling you that you were
super smart because you figured out that the red dot means that you hit the red thing like that's
not what they were doing Phil and you know this you know this man what are you doing
to be something stupid in reality in context the clip is incredibly milk toast there's no insults
being divvied out no one is saying Phil's an idiot they don't need to do the opposite as you're
you're going to see because we're going to watch that clip together.
No, I don't like that because like this is like saying that like, well,
I trained a rat to go through a maze and then people are looking at the rat
going through the maze and they're like, wow, the rat went through the maze.
They're not thinking about that and thinking, oh my God, this rat is so smart.
Holy shit. This is the smartest rat I've ever seen in my life.
I want to watch this rat on YouTube right now.
What they're thinking is that wow somebody was even able to train a rat to do this damn that person must be really smart
And I'm gonna show you what it actually means because it's completely different
People have been saying for seven years different
Yeah, and I don't know man, right?
Exactly. Yes. You just you just because you can train a rat to go through a maze doesn't mean the rats smart, bro
like that's it and oh my fucking god it is
So it's just so funny for me to see this and it might not be a gamer.
There's another one.
Oh, this is him throwing a grenade and bullying himself up.
Here we go.
This is Rainbow Six.
Can't even drive.
This thing sucks, so he's driving it back to himself.
And that's him by the way, that's his own character.
Please we're gonna watch it one more time.
So I'm gonna just, I'm gonna play by play this, okay?
I'm gonna turn it up.
So he's playing, I think Rainbow Six,
and he deploys a drone.
All right, RCXD is ready.
Okay, send the drone out, all right.
And let's see if there's anybody else over here.
I saw that guy, there's a guy right there.
Okay, turn around, you can't find him, okay?
I think so, you can try to get him.
It doesn't suck, it sucks, it's bad,
doesn't work right can't drive it and then he takes it back over to himself and
then he blows himself up
oh my god no that was me I killed myself oh no
He has to hit it is out of context guys they all of these clips are out of context
Man oh my god it's always ago if only there's something you know marker didn't need me
Oh, look at this trail! Oh, a flashy triangle! Oh, good!
It's just so good, an artist at work. Yeah, I mean, he was staging it. It was 100% fake.
I hope that it was 100% fake. Okay, like, I don't...
He hasn't earned me doing this again. We're not going to react to it today.
But if he keeps complaining about things being out of context, we might have to pull this up
We might have we're gonna we're gonna keep this in the back pocket. Okay. We're just not ready to use it right now
Okay, let me see if I could find this. Okay. Is there anything else that's worth looking at here?
Fuck
Fuck what the fuck dude
This system is complete shit, it really is, look!
It's the worst locked system I've ever seen in any game.
Imagine saves coming in the tutorial
Why the fuck it was all the way up there it's really not that hard
It doesn't make any sense this is no sense doesn't make any said bro. Are you ready?
It's no way you can fake it and the soundtrack's outstanding
Look out there's a black woman coming up
She takes them both out boom
Steals the black backer runs away
OH!
HA HA HA!
This is not in the school.
HA HA HA!
What the fuck was that?
Holy shit, man.
I just don't even know what to say.
Has to- oh no.
No, no.
You're in play to a text real quick.
It's gotta get up to the truck to mute you.
What is this, an extra Emily print?
Oh no.
We're looking man and then Nick went and oh my god twitches removed the following sense date for all users wait
What why tier 3 sub for 35 months?
Wait what?
What the fuck no they didn't let me see oh
Mine still works
Maybe they have an updated on mine
They did? Let me refresh the page.
I'm going to refresh the page and see what it says.
I noticed that a few days ago.
Yeah, mine's still showing,
but it could be because I have an app or something.
I have extra Twitch extensions.
So maybe it's not working the same way.
It might be for viewers only.
That's so weird.
Then Nick is obviously making a post about this.
I'm glad people are starting to see what I've been
preaching about this whole time. The game is rigged against you. Good luck news streamers.
You will need it now more than ever. They did this to protect viewbotters. A lot of people
that bot have accounts made on the same day or spanned of the same days. It's very rare
that 400 to 1000 people all made accounts on the same day. Hiding this will allow
more deception. Scumbag behavior, the only purpose of this is to obvioscape
view-bottling. Still hanging on view-bottling when you're losing actual
human relationships. Not any worth keeping. Oh my god. Wow. What a day. What a
crazy day. Only on the viewer's side? Really? I didn't even know that. That's
odd I wonder why that's gonna happen and let me see if I can pull these up here
Wolverine borrowed time oh god I remember this clip to that was fucking funny
He really is another one, man.
He's really on a totally other one, like that's nuts, man.
What is this?
Clavicular needed a makeup session before entering Ehon to mug everyone inside.
makeup girl travels everywhere with him to keep his face camera ready.
I'm sorry, but I love this.
This is so funny to me.
It is.
If this is amazing.
it's a go dude how dude you shouldn't be vaping if you're
trying to min max there's no way vaping is good right I feel like vaping has to be bad
for you I I think at least like I don't fucking know but I feel like vaping's bad like maybe
I'm wrong let me scroll down and see if there's any other ones that are worth looking
It looks like it's mostly a bunch of other bullshit here.
This more drama, as always, of course, drama, Nick allegedly, okay, who cares.
That's a final sentence regarding, oh, this is the final sentence, okay, well that's definitely
not going to happen.
It looks like it's just a bunch of nothing, let me look at my own Reddit too, I haven't
even checked to look at that at all.
I didn't really look at it a lot yesterday, I'm sorry about that, I was so busy, I
was so busy talking about myself.
Cripple the other one is legendary Ricky Berwick even Ricky did this
Can you imagine working at Insomniac right now?
This is the target audience. That's the target audience right there.
Getting paid for free, dude. It's like they've gotta be. The next generation of AI is coming for
the next generation. Oh, bitch! That's right! We own the future. Fucking bitch!
That's right!
If this is a female robot, women would defend it.
What is this?
Look at these nails I just bought for Lucid.
He should have fired, right?
Lucid?
Who the hell is Lucid?
In the game, that's Lucid.
That's my girl.
You see the designs on the acrylics?
I paid extra for those.
Wait a minute.
You ain't never paid for my nails and when I asked you to pay for the designs,
you said we got sharpies at home.
I can't have Lucid outside of shit looking crazy.
representing me oh and what the fuck am I doing where you're taking is that the
hair salon yeah I gotta get short of that 12 inch bust down real human hair
too none of that fake shit are you fucking kidding me I asked you to buy me a
wig one time and I did what are you talking about you bought me a Michael
Myers mask and holler me a hat told me to use that Michael
I got no 12-bit bust out about Michael Myers is known for two things.
Murder and a gray head of hair.
So I don't see the problem.
I just want a real fun interview.
I just want to make you remember this effort in this little first funny bit.
Which you haven't even bought me flowers once.
Are you even listening to me?
Oh no, sorry.
Lucía just texted me.
I had to respond back.
Oh!
When I text you, it takes all day to respond but Lucía gets a response in 2017.
Yeah.
Because if you don't respond, it messes up your relationship.
I don't want it to, but besides you be texting me about bullshit.
Oh, message up your relationship.
Okay, and what the fuck did Lucia text you?
She just texted me a little cutesy little question.
She said, if I was a worm, would you still love me?
She's so silly.
I was like, yeah, of course I would my little worm, babe.
What? Come on.
Oh, I've asked you that exact same question before,
and you told me you would use me as fucking bait.
Now look at you.
That was, this is actually really funny.
God damn.
Oh my God.
Mom, dad, that shit was fun.
That was way funnier than it was supposed to be, man.
I feel like it was.
Rare, funny video.
Yeah, this shit was actually really funny.
They found it in the Wolverine credits.
We talked about this yesterday,
but yes, if it wasn't obvious,
Sweet Baby Inc. was involved in Wolverine.
And again, I hope they're not involved
in any sort of a game that's on Steam charts.
I'll tell you that because I guarantee you
that if we had the numbers for how well Wolverine did on PlayStation and we could compare it
to other games, I bet you would see something really, really, really sad.
You would!
What the fuck did they even do?
They probably told everything to be gay and retarded.
Ready?
Yep.
Here we go.
Oh, fuck!
Like Majorna's Mask!
Hey.
Here we go.
Like Majorna's mask.
Here we go.
Oh my god.
Is this for new Soul Calibur game?
Wow. That's really cool. I think that's super cool.
Yeah, it's holy shit. I liked it bad. And what is this a scholar and a gentleman of the ages?
This is a quote from me. Think of the most self-serving, selfish, self-centered, short-sighted, and
stupid reason why somebody thinks something. That's why. This is what I like to call retard's razor.
Yeah, I think this is actually, you know what? I look pretty good with an outfit.
Should I dress like that for stream? What do you guys think?
Like maybe I should just maybe maybe the solution is to dress up like this. Should I just do this?
Like I feel like I'm I can't now though, right? Because like now
Every other clown is trying to wear a suit to be taken seriously like sneakers doing it. Hasan is doing it
So I can't I feel like I can't do it because if I do it
Then I look like a fucking idiot, right do it for Halloween. Yeah, I guess then people can think I'm Dracula
That's great. And what is this? Immulation, Demon's Souls, Astro Bot's already ready at 30 FPS, PS5 Immulation?
Oh my god. That's a lot. Listen up gamers, kills Xbox. Yeah, and this is aging like milk, not gonna lie.
Thank god we were proven wrong. It's insane what's happened with Xbox. I really can't even believe it.
I still am shocked. What could have been comic artists redesigns?
Yeah, I mean, again, they made, listen guys, they made Wolverine a soy boy.
They made him a, they did everything that they could to emasculate Wolverine.
Everything in the entire game that at least I played, and you know, things that I saw
that were leaked, et cetera, it was all about making Wolverine look like a helpless,
pathetic, pathetic, loser baby.
That was it.
them out. Yeah they totally cut them out. What is this?
Who's your favorite? Hassan or Asman Gold? I would say Asman because Asman's not a grifter.
Asman Gold is leading the socialist life that Hassan tries to preach to everyone.
But Hassan is a rich boy walking around wearing pearls, living in a fuck-off mansion with the
The best clothes, the biggest dog.
They're not even the best clothes.
Like, if you want to get really nice clothes, what you want to get is there's certain brands
that are like, let me give me a second.
I got to get a salty coffee.
Oh, fuck, ugh.
I'm running out of the ones in the front of the refrigerator, and now I only have
the ones in the back.
So you want to look for clothes that are from a few off-brands, like there are a lot of luxury
manufacturers actually do make profoundly great clothing, but a lot of the quality you can
get that don't really have tags on them or anything else.
And that's what a lot of really rich people wear.
They wear like 50 different Armani shirts that were all commissioned to be made exactly
to their specification. That's what they do. So he's not even worrying the best stuff.
They're tailor-made, exactly.
He never takes care of, and he is living the celebrity lifestyle, but he's pushing the
socialist ideology on his viewers when Asmin is living the socialist lifestyle.
And the end result is that if you really want people to live this way, why aren't
you living this way?
And I think that really says it all.
Think about it. He's living and working in the house that he grew up in.
He never moved out of the house. He continues to live there.
He stays in the same room.
And what has really changed in Asman's stream over the past 10
years, because I had to get an air filter.
I cleaned up my room. My room still, my room's always clean though.
It is it's always clean like there's nothing. I actually the other day
I did like a minor cleaning session on the room because it was just there's just shit everywhere, right?
There was shit everywhere causing problems. There's less cups. Yeah, there are there is one cup. This cup is from yesterday. I
had this this cups from yesterday and
This one is from today. I
And so obviously I haven't gotten up and thrown away because I'm just still doing my stream
There are no other cups or garbage in this room at all
Looking around just a double check. Yes accurate true
You don't have to install new filters easy 50 points yeah, we'll see what happens you hire to maid I
Don't pay her a lot of people think that I pay her I see this on YouTube comments
People say a lot of times always paying her I don't actually
You can say that he's happy with what he has, and he doesn't want more than he has, right?
Yeah, I don't give a fuck. Like, it's a nice house. If I move to another house, then it'd be a nice house.
Like, whenever I say I don't care where I live, I really mean that. Like, I don't give a shit.
I just want to live in a place that's cool, that's dark, that has air conditioning,
and I can walk to a gas station without having problems.
You know like I mean that's it like I don't need like it if it's a million dollar house or a 10 million dollar house grade
That's nice. I don't really give a fuck though like it doesn't matter to me
Moving is kind of annoying. Yeah, I guess for the perfect. Yeah, I don't give a fuck about any of this stuff
It's all like that that that stuff that goium care about goium care about this and they get really
emotionally attached and you know they want to flex on people and show people
that they made a lot of money and they've been chosen by the chosen people I
don't need to do that man I don't and that's most of us dog yeah like I mean I
feel like really it's so simple it's so easy and the things that I really care
a lot about this the main thing what true what being truly rich is like I
I like to think that I was born rich.
I had two parents that loved me.
I was surrounded in a neighborhood full of all of my friends.
I was hanging out with people all the time.
I had dozens of friends.
We had sleepovers every weekend.
You know, there was nothing that was off.
I wasn't being abused.
I didn't get, you know, beat up.
Like everything was great.
Even though we were living in a working class neighborhood.
I think I was born rich.
and i wish more people would see it that way
now i'm not saying the money doesn't matter
money does matter
but at the end of the day uh...
i trade anything that i had to get those times back i would
i'd trade it all the way i do it in the fucking site i'd like i'd like guys i'd
be right back to it right now when you finish the stream
i would be time brah i'd be back well if i could go back and i'd do it
it's nothing personal
though it is personal
but i didn't mean to like that
you know five-way if i could go back to two thousand six two thousand seven
where it was me and my mom and zack and i'm fucking
it doesn't it doesn't like i would have four people come to my house in the
morning at seven in the seven in the morning
and we would play a little split screen together before the bus came to school
and we've hang out all day
they'd sleep at my house if they didn't even fucking go home
but we'll be doing this all time
but i i i i was i was sleeping the same bed with multiple dudes on it all on it
you like a once a once like four times a week basis
this is the way it was
so no man like i really
but this is the problem that you run into this is the issue that we have
now
is that so many millennials the reality is that a lot of those millennials
had the same experience that I did. Many of them had it on a spectrum that I did.
And they loved it so much that they can't let it go. They can't realize that I'm 33 right now.
I'm 38 right now. I'm 36 right now. And they can't let that go. And they constantly want to
relive their childhood rather than providing that childhood to the next generation.
It's sick. It's profoundly sick. Aren't you 46? I don't know. Are you banned because you're
about to be? So 42 right now and that's so you? Not really. I feel like for me, I don't
want to make this, I don't want to get this personal, right? Because like it's, you know,
it's a big deal. I feel like a lot of my nostalgia and wanting to go back and live
back in the past and being super nostalgic and wishing that I was still a kid again.
I feel like that died and my mom died straight up.
And I think that that shit just changes you.
And like, I don't wanna make this like a negative thing
or like a fucking therapy session,
but like whenever that happened and like, you know,
I was like a year with that in the background,
I'm thinking back, I'm like, damn,
like I'm really like in a different place in my life now.
Like this is actually a new,
this is a new stage in my life.
And now I'm an adult, I'm a grown man,
like both my parents are dead, it's just me.
I'm a grown ass man and that's it.
And so, and really honestly, I think to myself,
I'm like, you know what?
I am so thankful for my parents
that were able to put me in a position to be like that.
Because there's a lot of people
that like their parents don't put them in that position.
They fucked them up.
So no, I really like, I don't,
like I remember my dad wasn't like worried about me
when he was dying.
He's like, you're gonna be fine.
Everybody knows you're gonna be fucking fine. Don't worry about it. Me. All right. So that's it
So no, I mean here that right now while your pops to yeah, yeah, and you know
It's actually about a year is a very very close to like literally like the day that he passed away about a year a year ago
and
Yeah, not a good not a good time right very very bad time, but that's life, right? That's life
That's what it happens to everybody. Hopefully it happens to you because if it doesn't that means that you died before your parents
Which means that there was probably a tragedy
This is the way it should happen
It's sad, but that's the way it is I
Used to not think like that, but I remember I had a I had a thing
I was like crying I was watching Joe Joe's bizarre venture and it like bothered me because like I saw like Joseph Joestar and
He was like this suit like I mean I dude season 2 with fucking Joseph Joestar the second part
Where like he's fighting cars and everybody in the pillar men that was like my favorite by the way
Like it was actually it's not my second favorite Jonathan Joe stars my favorite, but second favorite
I love this absolute cinema right and so throws me into a fucking volcano and all this other crazy shit and
You know the German engineering and all that do so funny
He was and like I remember my dad used to be like that and then I watched Star just crusaders
And that's like what my dad was never I was growing up right and then I watched the Johto
Roark and that's what my dad was like whenever I watched it and
And that shit was rough it was and I told it to my dad and I was crying telling him this and
He's like
Yeah
That's life and it's gonna get worse too
Anyway, so you want to get food?
And you know what he was right it did get worse
But I was ready for
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I remember the correction.
So you still got CD Projekt Red?
You do?
And there's a handful of other ones out there, but I think it's basically over.
If it turns out good, it's still over.
Yes, true.
It's still over, but then it definitely.
What is this?
According to PolymarketX, Chipotle signed a partnership with Palantir?
Wait, wait a minute.
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Chipotle signs major partnership with Palantir to monitor food safety risks across its restaurants.
Well, that settles it. I had Domino's last night. I think we're gonna have Chipotle today. I do. I
think we're gonna have to have Chipotle today. This is good. That the same response? Yeah,
exactly this is great i'm happy let me go and look at these other ones too there's a few ahead
what the fuck what is this i blew it i blew it i blew it so fast what'd you call the first thing
i bought was a studio okay it's a bottom recording studio because i said it's going to be my city
from one million to three to ten k in three months so he spent a million dollars in three months
Okay.
If all fails, I got a studio off and went out to people that want to make demos, write
songs, and produce records, and sell them to artists.
Say come on?
Yeah.
So I said, okay, cool.
That's the investment side.
How much was that?
That's about 250 grand.
Okay, so they got to the 750.
Keep in mind, on that million, half of it will probably go to taxes.
Yeah, I'm thinking about that at the top.
Now you know what taxes go to.
I took a hundred fifty thousand dollars gave to my mom. Okay. That's good. I gave to my pops
I really don't think that he wasted any of this money
And I gave all my brothers like 25 grand
Okay, and then I saw a house about that
At the time the house like no bro like that. Yeah
That's what that's really shouldn't have done. You got a mortgage on top of that. That's what you shouldn't have done
I'm thinking about that. Yeah, I'm gonna do shows. I'm still doing production. I'm writing that a piece of that
I didn't think that's why whether that's what happened. You didn't matter
But I mean, that's how I was how I was gonna pay for it. Yeah, right. So after that came out, I think probably within
three months I had less than a hundred thousand in the bank
I mean you wasted a lot of fucking money on that school shit in Africa and I can respect him trying to
To build up Africa. I like a con a lot, but like you got to admit that school is fucked up, man
You still haven't paid taxes
So you're actually the whole right now. Yeah
Yeah, and the whole for about 400. Yeah
for
To manage that money that money comes through to my personal account. So now I'm with a hundred less than a hundred thousand dollars
So I gotta get a whip. I wanted out this red bright cherry red Corrado. It was a Volkswagen Corrado
Oh, that car sucks sports car the Volkswagen ever made me only made about a hundred and fifty
oh okay okay so I was like man should I pay this in payments or should I just buy it out
buy it out buy it out then I said to myself you know what I lose everything at least I got a studio
and exactly pay for you know you know and the car that I can say I got something to show for
it uh-huh let me just say now three months later I'm like 10 grand in my baby car
I'm riding good. There are a lot of streamers that do this, by the way, you'd really be surprised
actually know you wouldn't stay in the basement every day. Some records hit some president and then when they did hit you had to wait like 90 days for the label to cut the check.
to cut the check. So it was like, woo. But then slowly but surely my finances start catching
up with my debt. And then from there, I knew what not to do because I felt what it was like
to be under water. And then from there, my life just got better because I started managing
properly. I found a business manager. That's smart. Yeah, that's smart. And there's a lot
of people, bro. Like there are so many people that waste their fucking money. Like to
me, like I would say that the big mistake was giving your parents that much money
that early. Like, obviously, you want to get them locked in, but like, you don't want to get, like,
the best thing for you to do is for you to build up a large amount of wealth, and then let that
money make money, and then use those dividends to help them out incrementally, and then build
up those increments. Like, that's the smart thing to do. Now, obviously, you know, there are
people that are just spontaneous, right? They just want to go and do something good,
And that's fine. You do what you want to do, but if you want to be smart about it, that's what you do
That's how you handle it and he got smart about it, right? It's good for him that it actually happened
I thought this was a meme when I was scrolling first light got a middling reception and Wolverine is getting cooked
I mean again. Yeah experience unforgettable moments. It happens on PlayStation. I
Mean, I'd say that's accurate. I didn't forget any of these games not in a good way, but I didn't forget it
We have an unhealthy amount of Paladin zombies soon.
McConnell told me he wanted to be a Paladin.
I can't believe that.
A fucking undead Paladin.
How pathetic.
Yeah.
I'm just so sick of this.
Like I am.
Was Yotai bald?
No.
It was just stupid.
We already looked at this before.
How Marvel Wolverine insults your intelligence?
Well, because this fucking stupid game sucks.
So don't worry guys. I fixed the race name honor bound. What is this playing soccer? This is stupid and new fire emblem games a masterpiece
In progress, but while your customizable character is asked to stop it
He'll learn that salvation is only to be found in the past
Is this only a lot of brands and I don't have shenanigans
You must go back and ensure for legendary heroes survived the trials and tribulations that surround a series of Colosseum matches
No, no big deal for the franchise, but it's only on a switch, but it expands on it in such a way
So I kind of want to get it you're into your head about I've never played a fire on them game
Maybe I'll try it out and oh I already saw this
She didn't murder her goddamn. Wait this hag talked for six minutes. I don't want to listen to this bitch for six seconds
We listened to this yesterday
Holy fuck, I don't want to listen to that goddamn. What an annoying fucking bitch
I don't know what people are doing Sam lies appreciation post. Okay, we will watch this
Girl, I think it's Lord of the Rings last day
We'll go crying again today. I just gotta say
This is a Sam appreciation post from that moment when they was in that water
He said I told myself
I told myself not only you Frodo through this entire journey. I'm like Sam is the embodiment of
of what a friend should be who we all should be like he never wanted shit from
Roto
as a lot about him eating that damn funky ass bread he still never gave up on Sam
he still fought his way back even when he knew it was a possibility he would
never see his girl Rosie again he stayed by Sam's side I just can't
express how much I love him and honestly play him you know I love me
It's crazy because that's exactly how JRR token intended to write it.
She actually understood the assignment.
She did.
Fucking exactly.
That was 100% what his intention was about it.
W video?
I love it, man.
and a $200 million dollar game. Oh no!
I'm a little bit confused. Let me see if I got this right.
So women are incapable of self-governing our own emotions,
our own hormones, our own impulses, because we just have hormones that no one understands.
If women commit heinous acts of violence,
if they act poorly in public, if they treat people badly, that's not their fault.
It's the fault of the hormones. But then if you're medicated
And you're still acting in that way. It's the medication's fault.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Are we entering into star logic territory?
But then it's also the doctor's fault, not the woman's fault.
Uh-oh.
Because it's the doctor who put you on the medication that didn't do anything.
But then it's also not your fault because of your hormones.
So it's not your fault to begin with anyways.
Then we are also completely equal to men in every way.
And we should be allowed to have positions of power and authority and responsibility in society.
If we behave badly or don't live up to those expectations, it's not our fault because we're
women and we have big feelings.
But also men can't criticize it and they can't talk about it because they're men and they
don't understand.
But then if a biological man identifies as a woman, he's allowed to talk about it,
and he's because he understands what it's like to be a woman more than a woman does.
Okay, so basically women get all the rights and all the privileges and all the pluses
of being a part of society.
But none of the responsibility because of our hormones because we're so hysterical and crazy
And if we do something insane, it is not our fault. You know if we do something great
It is because of us because we are strong independent women. You're able to overcome. Is that is that we let this one vote
You know
Cuz I'm just getting lost in the shuffle currently
You have to understand the start of everything that I do that is good is because of me everything
And because I'm a way and I'm a strong independent female.
But everything that I do that is bad, or a failure,
or a lackluster, or doesn't meet grand expectations
is not my fault.
Because society is against me.
My hormones are against me.
Doctors are against me.
Medication is against me.
It's all against me.
And I'm hysterical because I have a uterus.
Yes.
But also having a uterus does not make you a woman.
OK.
Got it.
And we let him vote
And that's something holy shit
You believe that
That is crazy we let this one vote, but I mean damn
That's really something special
explains a lot, it sure does. I don't even know what to say.
It's just embarrassing for me to look at this. Wait, what the fuck?
Japan ARL streams, it was supposed to be just me, right? But then with how much
money Laura's been spending on some stuff, I told her, I'm like, yeah, we need clips.
True! Every time I show up on his stream, I have to say something stupid. It's because
I spent too much money and he's like no that's right guys every time she says something stupid. She's actually farming a clip
Yeah, it's her clip farming
Now you have to clip farm how do you guys think I trained to be such a farmer?
How do you guys think I learned how to troll because he literally put me in a shop caller and he forces me to make clips
He's like you better come up with something to farm engagement or or you're not getting any gifts anymore
And then he put me back in the cage. It's true. She knows about the cage exactly and ancient Chinese secret. Yeah, of course
And oh my fucking god, I have to okay. I'll we'll do this. Oh
Long to demo. Let me see this
Oh, it was just like long one
This game's gonna be hard
Damn damn
Damn!
About to go there, I'm wondering how much of the Executes does this as much as some?
Yeah.
Wow, so you gotta go through two rotations of that.
That's nuts.
Wow, didn't Wu Long once suck ass?
Yeah, it was fucking garbage.
So we'll see what happens, right?
I'll play it when it comes out, I will.
obviously I will I played the first one I'm gonna play this one too I mean it
kind of goes without saying but you know we'll see what happens oh by the way
there is one more I wanted to show you guys
Remember this guy?
Wow.
By the way, this is why we shouldn't have universal suffrage.
It's the applause.
This is why.
I'm going to ask the challengers to put the powder on their hands and on their chests
and then make the object stay there.
He's going to do it for him.
Are they all filled with powder?
Yes.
We know first it's not magnetic, so it must be some other kind of energy.
And talcum powder is not going to interfere with electricity or any other kind of energy.
One thing is certain, it's not psychic power.
This dude spent years just totally despawning these clowns, just deleting these idiots.
It's so hard to watch, yeah just imagine being up on stage and a gnome walks up
and just completely unravels your master plan.
All of your big ideas and everything, it's done. It's over.
Okay, let's watch this.
The Sydney Sweeney Dilemma. I've got to see this.
Here we go.
We need to talk about Sydney Sweeney, dear viewer.
Or more specifically, the online reaction to her.
Depending on who you talk about, she's either a gateway drug created in a lab by the dreaded
MAGA chuds with barely disguised Republican leanings, racist dog whistles, and enough to
internalize misogyny to fill several Olympic-sized swimming pools who's actively catapulting
women back to the Dark Ages.
Or on the other hand, a smoke-and-hot sick symbol who achieves the impossible feat of
being a major Hollywood actress who actually thinks for herself, wisely stays out of
divisive political debates, and is happy to play up to her attractive, flirtatious, girl-next-door
public image.
Yup.
In short, she's become one of the most contentious, bitterly debated celebrities that are active
today.
But why?
Well, young Sidney got herself in a bit of hot water yet again this week by appearing
in an ad for some betting app where she was basically naked apart from a few strategically
placed balls and carefully chosen camera angles.
It's the kind of playfully sexy ad campaign, targeted at a mostly male audience that we've
all seen a million times before.
Well maybe not so much in recent years, but we'll come back to it.
This growing up, this is all you would say.
This is all, it was chicks and bikinis promoting bullshit.
Including video games.
They used to pay hoes just to stand around at conventions and bikinis.
The same as they pay cosplayers now.
To that little point in a minute.
The formula is as simple as it is timeless.
Take a hot young woman, apply very few clothes to her, show as much of her as possible on screen, and boom, you've hooked your audience.
Yep.
What can I say?
Men are not exactly complicated when it comes to this stuff.
But holy fuck balls did this kick off a firestorm online.
Sure did.
Everyone from female athletes to online personalities, political commentators, weird puritanical religious types,
and bored frustrated middle-aged wine moms are weighing in on this, and they are fucking pissed, man.
Honestly, you'd think she just murdered a puppy live on screen for the amount of hate she's been getting.
It's also not the first time this same crowd have come after her, and it's probably not gonna be the last.
But why exactly?
Isn't it crazy that we have like this contingency in like the west of these like just neurotic, annoying, obnoxious, just stupid people?
Like, you'd think that we would've done something about this by now, but we just let them run wild.
We do! They're just running wild!
They shouldn't be.
Why do people seem to be their love or hate this actress?
Well, I thought it might be interesting to explore both sides of the Sydney-Sweeney equation,
and see if we can all arrive at a place of mutual understanding.
It's not because I'm killing time until the new Resident Evil movie comes out or anything.
Ha ha ha ha!
Anyway, with that in mind, let us first consider why people seem to like Sidney Sweeney.
Well, I can think-
Alright, well, there you go.
And give a couple of reasons...
Yeah?
AHHHHH
F**K
No, bad drinker!
This is supposed to be a serious video.
This is a Christian channel!
Get the obvious stuff out of the way first.
From a purely aesthetic point of view, well, she's not exactly hard on the eye, is she?
She represents a kind of honest, upfront, almost nostalgic sort of female attractiveness.
The classic Hollywood sex symbol, busty and beautiful and unashamedly feminine, in much the same mold as Marilyn Monroe, Sophia Loren or Raquel Welch.
This sort of thing's been around for decades now, but it's more than just how she looks. It's the attitude behind it that makes all the difference.
This is a big reason why a lot of guys hate American women.
It is, because a lot of American women try to act like men.
They try to act like the women in like these video games that are the same.
And a lot of guys don't want to deal with that.
They don't.
Now I don't think that all...
Yeah, basically, so there's a difference between women and foids, okay?
They act like foids.
Now what makes you a foid?
It's simple.
These are women who put themselves and pit themselves on equal playing field with men.
They think that they're equal to men, if not better than men, and they have to go out of their way to assert that and to try to preserve that, just for the sole purpose of standing up to the patriarchy, exactly.
There's still plenty of other beautiful women in Hollywood today, but that beauty is usually couched in a kind of aloof, vaguely aggressive disdain.
They want you to look at them and pay money to see their movies, but they don't really want you to enjoy it.
Actresses like Scarlett Johansson and Jennifer Lawrence, basically last generation Sydney
Sweeney's, but been increasingly vocal in their complaints of sexualization early in their careers.
You wouldn't have a career if you didn't have the sexualization. That's just the way it is.
I hate hoes that act like they're not hoes. I love hoes that know their hoes.
It's so annoying. Like if you want to be a slut, great.
That's amazing. But that's what you're doing. Don't pretend like you're not.
I mean, they didn't seem to mind when they were making millions of dollars out of it,
but whatever, the end result is the same. They court the dreaded male gaze,
but they make it pretty obvious they despise it.
Fidney Sweeney, on the other hand, seems to welcome it with open arms. There's a kind of
playful, unpretentious, uncomplicated girl next door vibe to her public persona.
She's bubbly and fun-loving, she seems to be equally at home on the red carpet in a hundred
thousand dollar dress, or just dicking around in a workshop with classic cars.
She understands the assignment, she knows what makes her popular,
and she's very happy to play into it. I mean, obviously in real terms,
like 99% of men out there wouldn't even have a chance with her,
but the difference is that she doesn't make that fact obvious.
She doesn't-
It's not even about that.
...deem like she despises men just for finding her attractive.
Mm-hmm.
I mean, Jesus, it's not exactly rocket science.
She's a hot young woman who likes cool stuff,
and she doesn't act like a complete arsehole in the process.
Yep.
It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for her.
As I said earlier, men are not exactly Machiavellian enigmas when it comes to this sort of thing.
If you're female, you're attractive, and you have a-
And the reason why women, so this is why women hate this,
is that if there are, this is the same reason
why women hate whenever men date women
that aren't from the West as well.
Like this is why they try to like assign
like negative variables to it.
Or you know, like even if there are women from the West
that are more, I would say, feminine,
they try to like downplay it like Sidney Sweeney.
The reason why they do that
is because they don't wanna have to act that way
they know they can't compete with it. Nobody wants to date a fat hag that complains about everything.
Nobody wants to do that. So if somebody realizes, like, I tell you this,
if we started a program that imported women that looked like Sydney Sweeney from other places in
in the world. These women would start ice overnight. Okay? It would be over. It's all
about intersexual competition. That is the beginning, middle, and end of it. A lot of
these athlete girls that are like going and complaining about her, a lot of them try
to post their straps on their own fucking Instagram. And you know what happens? Nobody
likes it. That's why they're mad. Remember, it's always the most self-serving, stupid,
centered, short-sighted reason why.
What pleasant personality? There's a pretty good chance they'll warm to you.
Where this conversation gets a bit more interesting though is understanding why some people seem
to absolutely fucking hate her because it exposes some very unfortunate truths about
modern culture. The first of those unfortunate truths is that liberal white women are not okay.
Even a cursory glance at social media will tell you that they are by far the most bitter and
vocal critics of people like Sweeney. Look up the most critical tweets-
I fucking hate Sidney Sweeney. Men in competitions don't need to wear makeup,
don't need to do their hair. For women they have to, even in practice sometimes.
you're so close to getting it. It's a man's world, okay? And you're just living in it.
You've got to be a lady, all right? See, men have to go out. See, this is the problem.
Is women act like it's like the handmaid's tale, all right? So you can have these guys,
These fucking chuds that are out there dying in Ukraine, dying in Russia, in these fucking
you know, it's sub zero freezing temperatures, and they're S.
Boom.
And all these things happen.
And meanwhile there's this woman who's laying in bed crying because she's watching
a Tick Tock of another woman talking about how her husband isn't attracted to her anymore
because she's gained 85 pounds and she didn't even get pregnant.
This is the world that we live in. And by the way, this is the way the world should be.
Okay? Men should be going out there and dying in trends warfare and women should be sitting
around wearing makeup and then talking and gossiping with each other. This has been working now
for thousands of years and it ain't gonna change. Would you still love me if I was a
hog? Public statements, the most scathing hit piece articles and the most
contentious interviews and there's a pretty good chance you'll find something
in common with them. The vast majority come from liberal white American women
and I'm singling this group out specifically because joking aside here
I genuinely believe that most women out there are perfectly rational, intelligent and good-natured.
But let's be honest here,
they do have an unfortunate reputation when it comes to competition and jealousy towards other women and
And reputations like that don't come out of nowhere.
You know the kind I'm talking about here?
All stereotypes are true.
The kind of flaky, bored, neurotic, over-medicated, terminally over-
50% of liberal white women under 30 have a mental health issue.
Are we worried yet?
It's so obvious.
It's- it's literally like they're actually retarded.
Like they're medically retarded.
like i
look at this
i mean this is the study like that the other fifty percent just don't want to
say it
karen who spent her four months of college years getting her brain absolutely
fried by
though i think it's hard
whose world view is now constantly shift in kaleidoscope of contradictory ideas
and you know what these women really need they need god
see they use that these women used to go to church and
to like this used to be like my mom
would be like this except for instead of four
like imagine if these women were like activists for
i don't know like helping kids or i did jesus or something
like you know this and this is what we used to have because the previous one
they would get whipped up into a frenzy over pokemon because they thought it
was satanic
they need god
philosophies that changes dependent on whatever benefits are most of these
women is that for the church
yeah probably for an exorcism
time who spends her days drug you have a lot of rewarding each our job and
desperately seeking online validation but they're going to get all those a
charge of the replace all the bar all the bar jobs that women have an
office is that they invented so they can have gender parody in an office
they're gonna get replaced with a i and then women are going to be able to get
jobs anymore
that's what's gonna happen
you guys excited i'm excited
stint car meltdown videos that's totally not stage or a first at all
liberal what is this year was uh... i'm already does
liberal women at least
least likely to be completely satisfied with life
no way
no way so they're mad sad and retarded
according to this study
all the kind of women who explains away her lack of romantic relationships with
the cliched excuse that men are simply intimidated by your to avoid facing up
to the farm or a man are intimidated they don't want to deal with them they
say holy fuck like you kidding me
all my god
It's like if you see a porcupine on the road, you're gonna go fuck with it, like...
Imagine, okay, think about it, right?
You're driving down the street, there's a porcupine.
You wanna get out of the car?
I don't.
Accurate and terrifying prospect that men-
S- God, I can't be arsed with her.
Yeah, that kind.
That particular kind of woman seems to absolutely hate Sydney Sweeney.
Because she represents everything they aren't.
Well because they also break rank.
Women like that think that if they all, so this is the thing is that the most liberal women in the world are the ones that think that their only value is sex.
And let me explain why.
One of the reasons why they get angry about Sydney Sweeney is that these women effectively
think that they can prostitute themselves in order to force their opinions into reality.
That's why women try to virtue signal and purity test every guy that they're dating
is so they can force people into compliance with their ideology.
Whenever you have women that don't comply with that ideology that are in the mix,
Well then, men don't have to make that choice and they can just simply ignore them.
That's the reason why a lot of women don't like it as well, is that Eve actually makes
sense?
Yeah, of course it makes sense.
That's what they do.
So whenever a woman is dating some guy that people don't want her to or something, other
women get angry because women think that there's a solidarity and a lot of them deep
down inside know that for many of these women they have no skills or anything else.
only thing, only value they have is their sexual value. So that's the only thing that
they can leverage. So they leverage their sexual value to try to make people comply with their
worldview. And by people, I mean men.
Young and attractive while they're staring down the barrel of 40 out of shape and bloated
by excess wine consumption. They're staring down a barrel and they realize they can't
fit inside of it.
happy and optimistic and live in life to the absolute full while they're miserable and envious.
And she's desired by men while they're scorned and ignored. She's wealthy and successful while
they're trapped in a meaningless job they secretly hate, living an empty meaningless life that they're
desperate to escape from. This is something that's true about almost all internet haters,
is that most of people's hostility from internet like hate and stuff comes from some sort of
lacking on a personal level. They're unhappy about some instance in their own life or something.
Basically, if you want to understand why somebody's being a hater or why somebody's mad or something
like that, what you have to do is understand who they are. And it's actually probably
something in their own life that they're compensating for or they're trying to come
up with a reason that it's not their fault. That's why they don't like seeing people that
are successful. It's because successful people that work hard make them remind them that
they're not working hard. That's why they like to say everything is luck. Because if
it's all luck, then it's not their fault that they failed. They just got unlucky.
It's all about themselves and making themselves fuck. God, no, it's not about that. Sorry,
Sorry, I had a fucking, let me, I had a Pepsi here.
A 12 pack, it's full of fucking Pepsi.
You need a, ah!
Alright, I'm back. Give me a minute.
Okay.
Alright, let's get it.
Look at this example here where a white liberal journalist desperately tried to put on her best HR manager routine to get Sweeney to capitulate and apologize for a jeans campaign she did.
The fake smile, the subtle coercion and attempts to shame her, the barely disguised contempt and frustration when she doesn't play along.
Why aren't you saying the things I want you to say? Why aren't you agreeing with me? Why aren't you giving me what I want?
Once. You know, at some point we're probably gonna have to have a very difficult conversation about women like this, and the imp-
We sure are.
In fact, they've had on our culture, and that conversation should consist mostly of one word.
Enough. You've had your time in the spotlight, but your time is-
It's gonna happen naturally because women are gonna be- Women like that generally produce nothing of value, and they're just worthless garbage.
The ones that are hostile, aggressive and abusive and they try to force social contagions on other people, they're awful.
And men are the same way that they're like this, but it's much more like women.
And what's going to happen is that here's how it's going to happen.
AI and automation is going to replace a lot of their jobs.
And they're not going to be able to get other jobs.
They're going to be effectively removed from the workplace.
So they're not going to have any financial incentive and a financial control in the world and then obviously
they're going to have to rely on other people or
Deal with a guy that they don't want to and ultimately they will not have the same level of the I
Guess social access that they have now
And this is gonna happen in like ten years a lot of their bot jobs are gonna be gone
So they won't be able to go get another job
We're relying on the government.
Well, the problem is that women that rely on the government are not going to have enough
people like that that are willingly going to vote them to just rely on the government
and just be annoying hags all day.
It's just not going to happen.
They produce a lot of things from mushrooms and herbs.
Yeah, of course, right?
And 15 years and their girlfriend jobs will be gone to AI too.
doesn't uh, was it doesn't write the script of the ads like Levi's? I have no idea. Well,
the guys won't date them either. There'll be sex bots. Well, maybe, but that's like,
that's a lot longer down the line. I think that what's, what's immediate is that a lot
of these like female jobs in like offices are getting replaced by automation and they're
not going to be able to have the same influence in society because also another reason
why companies capitulate to women and media capitulates to women is because women
spend a lot of money, but what happens when they don't have any money because they don't
have any jobs? That's how you do it. That's how you disenfranchise this group of retards
out of the economy and out of any influence in society. And this isn't even all women,
right? It's just that this small contingency of them that are aggressive, abusive, vitriolic,
just hostile, and they make everything worse. The HR carets.
Over now, your booze mean nothing to us because we've all seen what makes you cheer.
The other aspect of the Sydney Sweeney hate camp seems to be the political angle. The
cultural warriors and the feminist activists who celebrate this as brave and empowering,
but decry this as demeaning and exploitative, and somehow manage not to see the hypocrisy
in that statement put simply those people it's because it's a lie it's like how all the it's
like women will get together and they'll uh like say well who's the prettiest among you and no all
agree it's the fattest and ugliest one it's because they can say that without actually feeling at risk
because they know that she's fat and ugly they can call Lizzo powerful and beautiful because they
know that they don't feel insecure because of Lizzo because they know she's actually fat and
disgusting but if you tell them they look like Lizzo they're gonna break up with you it's
It's just like, again, it's all metagaming.
Like, it's easy to unravel these things once you assume that what people say isn't what they think.
And their fucked up worldview are losing the battle of ideas now, and they know it.
Look at the Calvin Klein ads from just a couple of years ago, and then look at them now.
Notice the difference? Notice how they're reverting back to the tried and tested approach of having young, attractive people who actually look good?
It's crazy, I know, but funnily enough, us humans like to look at other humans who don't physically repulse us.
The great experiment of body positivity, of healthy at any size, of trying to redefine beauty standards is over.
It fails.
Isn't it crazy that it also failed at the about the same time that it was in PicCut Popular?
What are the odds of that?
Sank billions of dollars into this crap, convinced that it was the future of advertising,
And guess what? It fucking wasn't something that anyone with half a brain could have easily told you.
They absolutely hate someone like Sydney Sweeney because she represents the downfall of everything they've tried to force on the world for years now.
She's everything they tried to erase from media, from movies, from advertising and even from video games.
Jesus man, I still can't-
Especially from video games.
Not even from, especially from video games.
believe this fucking monstrosity was allowed to exist.
She's conventionally attractive, she's appealing to men and the male gaze,
and she doesn't just accept it, she actively encourages it.
She refuses despite the usual Hollywood propaganda,
she doesn't bow down to peer pressure or social shaming,
and she's too big and too successful to be canceled.
They hate her because not only can they not stop or silence her,
but every time they try and fail,
They expose their own hypocrisy and envy just a little bit more.
It also makes them look like losers when they do it too.
I think that's another big factor.
But it's also, yeah, they, they, and also with a lot of the, like these,
like athletes and these women speaking up about it, what they're really mad
about is they're not in her position.
They don't really hate her.
Like it's actually, it's really not complicated.
They just wish that they were in her position and they think they deserve
it more than she does.
Excess and popularity does nothing but shine a giant fucking spotlight on their own shortcomings
But more than that it exposes the fundamental flaw in the shitty world view that was drilled into them when they were too young and stupid to question it
The terrifying reality that not everyone is born equal. Some people are just...
It's spreading
Uh-oh
Uh-oh
More attractive, more talented, more intelligent or more creative than others
It's not a social construct. It's not the patriarchy, and it's not some system that can be dismantled and deconstructed
It's just life and life isn't always fair
You can either spend your days railing against it and make yourself miserable or you can accept it and play the hand that you're dealt
Either way, life does not give a fuck and as for Sidney Sweeney
Somehow she just keeps on winning man, and I'm perfectly fine with that and she's gonna be by the way
She's gonna make so much money from doing this
Like sports betting and gambling is so big now. It's actually insane
I read like some statistic that like half of young guys in America have a sports betting
Some sort of gambling app that they engage with the way that's all I've got for today
Go away now. That's a good one man. That's a crazy crazy good one
Let me go back. I'll pull this up and she's a co-partner for the company by the way. Yeah, that's nuts man all friends
Yeah, and the prize picks. Yeah prize picks or draft kings or anything else
This is just the new normal it is it's the new normal and I think by the way not a moment too soon
Because the good thing and here's the best thing about this is that all these gamba companies and everything
They don't give a fuck about these cancel weirdos, right?
They don't care about any of this.
And I think that's a great thing.
Yeah, now you can copy paste again
and make sure to give it a like.
It's a critical drinker video.
I've been watching these a lot.
I love his videos.
I think they're amazing.
So remember how everyone needs to promote?
How good it is to be different now everyone is equal?
Well, I think that again,
like people should generally be treated equally
under the law, but there should be an acknowledgement
that not everybody is the same.
And I think that's really what the main difference is
between a lot of these.
Is it really like this is some crazy ass shit like 2.2 million views on this?
Oh my god, it's a Chinese clip of me.
Can you say something against China?
What is this here?
God damn.
Jesus.
People going crazy.
Look at all this.
What do I say right now?
Why they do the same thing all the time?
Do you think it was against international law to put for Putin to invade Ukraine?
Of course it was. He just doesn't.
Like, and by the way, if China wants to do something, people are worried about people
are saying America can't do something because if America does something, then
China will do something as if like these international fucking world
superpowers are making decisions on like reddit tier hypocrisy logic.
Just going to do it. The fact is that if you have the ability to do something
You look so bald?
Strength and power is the law. These laws are rules made to control people that don't have that power.
Before Taiwan gets joined, I don't know if that's going to happen or not, right?
How do you respond to the people who are talking about how Trump's actions will cause other nations to do similar things like China kidnapping the Taiwanese president?
What's the logic in this? So let me get this straight.
So China is waiting for us to do something bad,
so they can do something bad,
so they won't look hypocritical.
Do you think China cares about what,
whether we think that they're hypocritical or not?
If they wanted to do it, they would have just done it.
Can you say something against China?
I, yeah, there you go.
And it literal child logic, again,
well, this, and think about
how many people think like this, though.
It's a shocking amount of people
that do think like this.
And it's actually a bad thing.
It's a very bad thing because they're out there making decisions
and trying to be like, oh, this is the way it should be.
This is what's going on.
And they're just out of their fucking mind.
They're crazy.
We will watch, okay, we'll watch a small video.
Actually, you know what?
We'll save this one for tomorrow.
I think this one is a tomorrow video.
This is a today video.
Let's do this one.
Why not right cops like yeah, no, no, no, we'll do it. Yeah, you know, I know I know I got you guys excited
I did that on purpose by the way
I did I did that on purpose to get you guys upset and stressed out so you're like, oh my god
This is gonna happen and now it is. Okay. Let's see here. God dang man. I know all right
Let me go back and pull this up. Give me one second. I gotta go and do something and oh good. Yes
All right, all right tough guys get her. All right, let's see
This video was fucking crazy by the one
Tomorrow's wall forever. Yeah, it starts at five, bro
Officers investigate two drunk suspects when one of them damages a BMW
Done man.
What the hell are you doing?
No no, stay back, stay back.
Not at all.
What are we trying to high five them?
They're under us now.
What is he doing?
Get away!
Are these people...
They're playing like it's GTA, man!
We're gonna get a rest of two bro.
He's slapping right now.
He slapped his head! I saw it!
Yeah, it's a call!
No!
Remember, beta is 10.30, not 5.
What?
Wait, the beta starts tomorrow?
Well, just real quick, before I get to this.
The beta starts at 10.30?
I look this up. It says 1230 CST.
Thursday.
It's a Q and A.
This is following this event, 12.30 for you.
I'm confused by this.
It says, well, forever beta says EST, so it's an over two hour event.
Sorry.
I just want to make sure I'm locked in for this.
is important. I want to make sure I know what's going on here. Also, then I'm talking about
the beta here. Beta starts at level 20. Wait, what? It starts after the Q&A. Okay,
So all right, I didn't know that.
Event ends at 2.30 p.m.
Yeah, I looked it up and the AI told me it was fine.
Okay, sorry about that, guys.
I just want to make sure I had that lined up.
I'll be ready no matter what.
It doesn't matter.
Okay, let's get it.
Okay, let's get it
This is like somebody talking without a spacebar
is they all of all sentences one word
for
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Get out of here!
I've been in this ground!
Just move, man!
What's wrong with you?
What are you doing?
I don't even understand this!
Oh my God!
Shut up!
Shut up!
I'm searching!
Is somebody else going to try and fuck this up too?
What the fuck are you saying?
Come over here if you don't get any cops.
Back up now.
Back up.
Back up now.
You a bitch.
What the fuck are you saying, sir?
Back up.
Back up.
Step away.
This is why they need the electric gloves.
You a real bitch too.
Put your camera on.
Put your camera on.
Put your camera on.
Put your camera on.
Put your camera on.
Put your camera on.
Put your camera on.
all these people think they're going to be george floyd
but you get an altercation in front of a fucking convenience store
and you get arrested he thinks he's going to be george floyd
oh my god
sit down
sit in the car
wow
No accountability? I know.
What is he doing?
Why would you do this to a cop?
Hey
What a fucking idiot
So
He didn't even get his out
He goes
We're keeping it real goes wrong
Oh my god
I
Fucking got him in the box, bro
My lawyer.
His lawyer.
Ah ha ha.
Right.
You mean the guy on the billboard two blocks back?
I had to push him in the car.
You tagged me for what, Lee?
The jail box?
What a threat!
Oh no!
Hey, you probably stopped doing that.
Stop. Let me out!
Let me out!
Let me out!
Uh-oh, uh-oh!
Look at him!
See that accident car come down, yes.
Still got to level it, look what courage does, nah, people like this, like maybe they're
drunk, but like maybe they're just not.
Stay in there, you kicked me, it's going to be yours too.
I'm sorry, Mike.
You're getting his nap.
Okay.
That's a pretty low level.
You need a wagon out here.
A wagon?
Uh-oh, uh-oh.
You're going to put them in the kennel.
What?
What a positive number.
You just tried to kick me.
You're in here, the man.
Huh?
Yeah
You just try to keep me
Yeah, but you're gonna kick me you just tried you
Trying to say
I'm following you, you son of a...
You take me for what?
What the f***?
Cause you made it, you scared?
You take me for what?
Cause you scared?
No, I'm not scared.
I told you to come in now.
I told you to come in the back of the car.
I told you to back up.
I didn't even know what the f*** he's saying.
Up.
Oh my f***.
What are you doing?
why why why are you the same
i'm gonna drop
i'm gonna drop
i'm gonna drop
i need you to stop kicking my window
really you kicked these officers
i'm not i came out of wrong
for something
well just put your leg in
just be patient
just get in the box
i think this could be
the mythological
70
to 75 IQ situation. Like we don't see a lot of these, but I'm in the perspective that like
I don't even know that these guys know what they did wrong. Like this could be legitimately
a 70 to 70 IQ, 70 to 75 IQ situation. You're generous. Now you would you just haven't seen
you haven't seen a 65. 65s are really rare, but you know it when you see it.
That was the people with special ed. They don't have my Down syndrome or anything or
like autism they just just can't figure out what it's trying to look just
stupid how many times to tell you back up and then you walk right over to where
we were and I try to push you back and you started
I don't want to talk to him. I don't want to talk to the old boy.
I'm on your side, man. I'm trying to come.
Oh, he's on your side.
I got some kids, man. I got some kids.
That's all. I got some kids, man.
You're both your men.
I did not wrong.
I did not wrong.
I did nothing wrong.
But you were just kicking the window.
I couldn't work.
Well, if you break my window, that's a felony.
So I need you to stop kicking the window.
I didn't kick anything.
We're kicking this.
That's why I opened it up.
Well, we got a camera right up there.
Is this an animal?
Yeah.
This is the first two you catch.
This is the tutorial.
You got to take it back to the base.
We're going to start it after this.
I'm going to try to get charged with a phone.
Okay, we'll just put your foot in and we'll get you out of here in a second once we
get your buddy taken care of.
Uh-huh, okay. Okay. We'll get you to work. That's my home. Are you drunk? I'm trying to control him. You taste me
Damn
You taste me like I'm a fucking goofy bird like I'm on a boomer
But his camera's on heavy
Honestly, he did flop out like goofy now that he says it. I'm really thinking back
I mean that is like yeah, that is yeah, you kind of did do like goofy
I told you about these respect people
I will let you out here in a second.
I'll let you out here in a second.
Okay, but I can't if this is open.
So if you just help me out, just put your foot in.
Okay?
See, what he should have said is that turn around.
There's an ice cream coming behind you.
We will get you out of the handcuffs
and we'll take care of that.
Okay, so just please put your foot in.
Let me out these cuffs right now.
Yeah.
Let me out the cuffs right now.
I don't want it.
Let me out the cuffs right now.
I never did.
I love how there's a whole fucking um there's like a they got viewers they're all sitting
outside the barbershop watching crash out
don't kick the window please thank you
uh... you have moves for a little bit more i want to close it
it's a little bit there you go
couldn't move his own foot you had to move his foot for him
all right cool thank you
Oh no, they're gonna keep him safe, huh?
That's where we got these.
You don't know that.
You don't know that.
You don't know that.
You don't know that.
The suspect in the squad car continues to kick the door, so officers need to switch him to a different vehicle.
Holy shit.
The special box.
Time to go in the special box.
Yeah, I love these.
Time to go in the back of the van.
They have free candy.
Step up there.
Step up.
What's your problem?
Step up there.
Come here.
No, it's all right.
It's all right, just go in the box.
No.
Step up or are you going to get pushed in?
No, no, no.
What they should have, honestly, like, so this is really what I think that these
cops should do, is they should have inside of there, like a tactical bag of hot Cheetos.
And you throw the bag of hot Cheetos in there, and you say, do you want it?
And then they'll probably go in there to go after the hot Cheetos and then you can put
the shut the door.
And like you think about right it's only like two bucks and you save so much time and money
bro like yeah.
It's just, I'm just trying to be smart.
The pure spot.
No, no, just some food.
Look at that barrel in the fence!
I did it wrong.
Holy shit.
Read my rights.
Why are you doing this?
If you try and grab a officer's taser, don't be surprised when you get taste.
Hey everyone, I'm just...
Hey pro tip!
If you try and grab a officer's taser, don't be surprised when you get taste.
Hey everyone.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Well, I'm John and I sincerely appreciate you watching.
And the first thing that should happen at least arrive on location, especially when they're
in full uniform, is the situation should calm down, right?
But sometimes it doesn't, and I never understood why.
Now, thinking back, I had a situation that came out as a fight on the highway some
years back at a public transportation station, being my partner arrived.
And at this point, two males are arguing back.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
No physical violence.
What?
figure out that they're friends and they're arguing over money. At this point I'm trying
to get one of the males to talk to me and explain exactly what happened and all of a
sudden his aggression and hostility is directed towards me. He tells me that I didn't call
the police and to get out of his effing face. The male then tries to get into his friend's
face and I grab him just before he hits him. At that point he gets into a fighting
stance and takes his swing at me. Now the tasers would have come in handy at this point
but this was before tasers but thank goodness he was a lot younger back then and he
He just missed my face as I sidestepped, but he did get pepper sprayed and arrested.
And this is the thing, right?
It's like a lot of these people think that they're going to fight the cops.
Like it's not like the cops are like MMA fighters or anything, but the odds are that this police
officer is probably in better shape and has had more time fighting with people, wrestling
with people, and dealing with people than you have, like just realistically.
i mean like you spend ten years you're a fucking cop
the cops are gonna they're gonna know how to deal with you right i mean like
they're gonna do you're probably gonna lose now
i mean it's not like it you know you're gonna go up against fucking you know
my tyson or something
now
but like i mean
most people are my tyson
for his efforts when it could have been just a simple report so today we
have a case out of illinois by damaged car and two men that appear to be
intoxicated as police trying to deal with the situation
He pushes the officer's hand away.
Then as the officer is dealing with him,
his friend attempts to intervene
and literally tries to smack the officer's taser
out of his hand.
He actually faints like he's going to assault the officer
and squares up on him in a fighting stance
and eventually he gets tased.
Now, teasing is a good tool.
The law enforcement's arsenal is designed to
impact the three-tarth.
Without causing permanent harm.
When deployed, a taser delivers a high-volted shock
that disrupts muscle control,
allowing officers to gain compliance quickly.
All right, it's not the situation.
It's about the decision-making process leading up to the case of officers
who tend to the situation very well and display the great amount of
patience because both of these men were aggressive and one of the men was
extremely difficult to get into the back of the car.
One of them didn't have to be transported to the hospital,
which is standard procedure whenever a person gets tased.
Yeah.
Lastly, if you listen when an officer gives you a simple command,
the probability of you ending up in the back of a police vehicle
will be very slim.
This is the one thing that I think nobody gets.
If you just simply do what they want you to do and not try to hit the police officer
The chances of you getting arrested go down by a lot. Don't you want to not get arrested?
Like don't you don't you want to not get arrested like I don't know
Dissecured in the police van with no further incident
He was charged with felony battery to a peace officer to counts of resisting assault on a peace officer and criminal damage to property
for damaging the BMW. The man in the blue jacket was charged with felony battery to a peace
officer. Two counts of obstructing and resisting. They are innocent unless proven guilty in
a court of law.
So they weren't even, they weren't even drunk. This is just the way it is. Oh my God.
You gotta keep it real on me? Yeah, I guess so. Yeah, when keeping it real goes wrong.
Officers investigate two drug suspects.
Please, yeah, let me link you guys the video.
Tough guy. Like, dude, like, what is this?
Comments give an update. I'll see if there's any update on these two, uh,
you know, it's like the, it's on the goof troupe here.
Falling a battery to a police officer's life's over.
Nah, I mean, like, the thing is, he'll never get a good job again.
I don't think he was worried about that in the first place.
Yeah, I don't think this dude was working as like a mechanical engineer,
and now he's going to have to go work at Chick-fil-A, right?
Like, I don't think that was really a situation to begin with.
So you need to worry about it.
And I don't want to talk no more. Proceeds to keep talking.
It always amazes me how hard people try to get arrested.
It really does.
Imagine having to deal with people like this every day.
Yeah, the tarred wranglers, man.
The dude in the blue literally did everything possible to get arrested.
And he's like, y'all record me, right?
Like, dude, I'm going to call my lawyer and everything's going to be fine.
Bro, I ain't never taste, been tasted.
Damn, I'm like, well, genius, you crossed that one off your bucket list.
You asked public defender is not your lawyer.
Who's your lawyer?
I don't know.
What is saying on that bench over there?
So, what?
Okay, yeah, it's just crazy.
Your comments are based as an electrician.
I approve of this application of electricity.
Some of these comments are really funny, man.
They are.
I love these guys.
I think they're great.
What is this?
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, fuck.
What is this?
I took Kaisi to Texas Roadhouse.
She was ordering some bullshit seafood, man.
Like, why the fuck are you eating- it's so nasty!
Oh my god.
Like just get a fucking steak.
True.
Just get a steak.
What's wrong with her?
I don't know.
I don't- I have no idea what's wrong with her.
Like, yeah, this is it.
I don't know.
I'm probably gonna have to- you know what I'm gonna have to do?
I'm gonna have to buy her computer.
I'm probably gonna- I'm probably gonna take her buy her computer.
whenever I did that way she's able to do the two PC setup stream and I'll probably have to spend some money on that and
Get all that ordered for her man. Yes. Yeah, and it's not being a Sam. Oh, yeah
Uh-huh. Yeah
That's the way it is yeah, fuck I don't know what you want me to say top comment. Yeah a little bit
I mean, I'm sorry. That's the way that's the way it's gonna go
I took a I took I see the only one shocked as Kaia
Is that right fellas is it gay to simp for women? He would be a retard
What is this is about emmeru what the fuck is that got to do with emmeru? He got probably has two big reasons relax bro like
Hey, I'm blue like a man who wouldn't be oh god. Yeah, that's just fucking funny man
Anyway, let me go and pull these other ones up, right? I got to go and and try this game
So I had I don't really know how the fuck this happened
Let me actually they they said they want me to put up a message
So I was gonna play this game and I was like are you gonna play this game like they want me to play this game
And so I forgot this is what's funny is that I had a sponsor for this shit, and I forgot about it
I
Forgot about it and they were like oh you gonna you gonna do the sponsor then and like I'm like oh I
Guess yeah sure
So I don't know why they sponsored me honestly like this is this is a girl
Like I don't know like how many chuds you're gonna play animo. We're gonna find out
This game came out today. It came out just came out. I don't know what to think about it
Don't tell me what to think about it. It's like what is like power of Pokemon something like that?
We're gonna find out. You know what you know what sponsors love they love when you compared their game to other games
They love it. It's one of their favorite things. They said please do this
I agree. Why is this why why is he looking at me like I hid something downloading okay
incoming 200 day game 200 hour game it better be a 200 hour game I want to play this shit
all day I'm like I'm I'm looking forward to okay English let's go English
confirm oh my god
holy holy shit oh my god guys
Oh
This is crazy Wow
There's a whole song for this dog you actually play on this oh
Oh, yeah
The last game you I missed out on infinity Nikki, so I feel like I have to now I
Want to see what the song I want to see
My two levels are decreasing
There's nothing more masculine than playing a game like this
Okay
Wow
Jesus
Spur adventure I'm walking in right now
Wow.
The Sura!
We're about to roll!
Okay.
Oh wow!
I can't over here!
Uh huh!
Hello?
Hello?
All right!
Time for your big debut!
Choose a- oh, oh, oh, oh, wait, I can play a- oh, wait, there's male characters in
the game!
Oh wow!
I didn't expect that!
Okay, so, uh, let me- let me pick out- alright, what's the basic- I want the most basic
white boy possible. Um, I think this one is kind of accurate for me. What do you guys
think? These are the three basic white boys. Maybe this one. What do y'all think? I think
this is probably the best example.
Slink maxing, shut up.
Alright, face blend.
Add presets to blend.
Oh, okay, I don't want to do that.
Alright, so what happens if I click randomize?
Oh, wow, what the fuck?
Yeah!
Okay, alright, alright, you go back.
Confirm back. Okay. All right. I'm gonna just pick this one and
Customize all right so width to the face. I got a pretty thin face. I'd say like what I think what my hair doing
Okay, so I'm gonna put myself like right about like right here
Not that thing like probably right here. I'd say okay. That's good and then length
I got a pretty long face to I'm gonna go ahead right here size
I'm I got pretty normal size as I'm just gonna go right in the middle. Okay next cheekbones
What is this here with I'd say probably like probably like right about there and then cheeks as well
I'd say probably like
Probably about like right about there. I'd say like right here. Okay, and then depth
pop right here. I
Don't think this is good. I think by the end of this. I don't think it's gonna look like me
I've got a feeling it's probably not gonna look like me
Okay, I've got a pretty short chin and the depth okay. Let me sit here. Oh wow
Wow
Okay, um, I don't like right about
Like there, I'd say somewhere out there. Okay, that's good and the jawline, okay
Oh that that's that's a piece fat. Oh, no
Okay, let's go and do like right about here
Okay, Lee, shut up. Okay, vertical. Let's see. Oh, right. Um, about like right about like there, I'd say it's about accurate. And you guys can't see my jawline anymore, right? It's, it's covered up. And eyebrows. Okay, what we got with the eyebrows. Oh, YouTube thumbnail. Okay, let's do about like right about here. I think that's relatively accurate, horizontal.
I got them pretty they're pretty close together. I'd say something like me like right out there. That should be good and
depth
Let's see here
Okay
Damn
Okay, I have like really straight eyebrows so like I'm gonna just go like that about
Yeah, let's go wait right about there. Okay. That's good. Okay eyes
okay let me go no no no no it's it's fine Gus I wish I could just like input
an image but it doesn't let you do that I'm pretty sure holy shit okay let me
just do that oh wow holy fuck up alright let's just do what is make it like
relatively normal right okay that's good angle
Okay, uh, we're all open?
Not even, right?
And then width?
Oh fuck. Okay, uh...
I feel like I'm gonna make him look like an alien, bro.
Like, if I keep messing this up...
The eyelids?
Wait, I can fuck around with the eyelids?
Dude, I'm actually kind of afraid to do this.
I'm gonna make myself look like an idiot.
Okay, uh, it was right there.
What the hell?! What the fuck?!
Okay, um
So my eyes aren't really that big I think that's probably more accurate right like what do you guys think about that?
Like the corners
I'm gonna make myself a robot there
No, are you squinting? Well, I mean, I don't have big eyes, really, unless I'm like open
in my eyes. I usually don't have my eyes open, like all the way, because I don't like the
pupils. Okay, I'm gonna go put it like right about like right there. And eyeballs eyeballs.
I don't want to fuck with my eyeballs. This is gonna mess me up. How do I change the
color on this shit? Clothing, hair, body type, like what the fuck is this? How
Why do I change the color?
It's gonna let me do that, right?
Like, oh, wait, this, wait, these are the only hairstyles I can...
Shit!
There's no bald!
Okay, uh...
I guess we're gonna go with this. I guess we go with it. This is this is the best that we can do. All right guys
There's no no we're not doing the broccoli boy hairstyle. Absolutely not. Okay, and
Okay, and then dying the hair. Okay. Can I just make it brown? Where's brown?
Okay there. All right confirm. It will overwrite selected part colors. I don't know what that is
Okay. Why are his eyes fucked up?
Highlight it. Wait, gray hair?
I can't make him have gray hair if he looks like he's in high school.
Holy shit!
Okay. I've gotta go back to the eyes now.
The top eyes are fucked up, man.
Oh my god. Okay.
Alright, game on.
by that there's something about like it's fucked up man it's fucking I fucked it up I fucked
it up man import okay that actually probably that looks okay that's that's better okay good
I made it worse. No, no, I didn't make it. I made it so much worse. It's actually so bad.
Like, look at this, like, it just, it, oh my God.
It's that pointy thing. That's the problem. It looks, it...
Okay, it's not that. It's this.
There. Okay, now we're back to, we're back to like, semi-normal.
No, no, no guys shut up shut up. I'm doing it right
I have to change the color of my eyes
How do I do this?
I don't know what the fuck that did. I'm just glad I changed it back. It's fine. Okay
Let me cook. Yes. Let me cook. All right. Wait, it's just in for it. What does this do?
I think we should do this one.
I think we should do this one.
gonna be really bad this this one's titled bald retard okay what does it say
scan an image containing a QR code wait what scan an in a way a QR code wait how
How the fuck do I put a QR code into this?
It's for the presets?
Ah, fuck. Okay, alright, let's go back.
We're just gonna keep going.
So how do I change his eye color?
Eyeballs, mouth, ears, okay, nose.
Alright, Vert, wait, this is it?
Okay, overall.
All right, uh, that's good nose tip.
Uh, what about it right there?
I have a pretty short nose, but that's about it.
Okay.
Damn, you can't do nothing with this, huh?
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
I'm probably right there, I'd say.
Okay, let me see, maybe this works.
Okay.
Like that, probably about like right there.
Two hours later, shut up.
I'm trying to make this look good.
I wanna look good, man.
This is my main character.
If I look like a fucking idiot right now,
it's gonna be bad.
I'm just, I'm not gonna change the mouth.
I don't wanna do that.
And ears, literally nobody cares about
my ears look okay that's fine now how do I change the fucking eye to the hair how
do I change his eye color his skin color I mean I feel like the skin colors
basically fine oh what the fuck okay oh is that kind of greasy I guess I can make
myself a little bit greasy right oh eyelashes are there any are there
any options for males? Okay, eyebrows. Okay. I think honestly, what do y'all think? I just
Dude, I don't know, man.
You can't.
I feel like I just can't, bro.
Like, all right, pupils.
There it is.
OK.
OK, there.
All right.
I feel like I'm feeling fresh now.
Iris patterns, what you can make it have a heart.
Oh, dude, dude, that's like the kind of thing
that lures you into a fucking swamp and eats you.
What is this?
Oh, he's wearing makeup.
Oh, I can be so fabulous.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
OK, double eyelid.
I don't even know double eyelids are.
OK, let's not do that.
Blush lip makeup, face tattoo.
a skull
That it
Like can I make this skull in the middle of his face and just give him like a giant fucking skull tattoo?
Oh my god actually can't
Okay, can you give me enough?
Dude. Dude.
Okay.
Make it bigger.
Oh my god, it just, it should work, but it just doesn't, man.
Like...
Fuck! I just, oh my god!
Fuck! I just, oh my god!
oh my god no no no no no back back back
okay all right how do I oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
wait a minute women women women no not flush no I make up no I don't want to
make up okay stop stop guys stop stop
Oh, wow
Okay, so I got a moon okay, that would be pretty cool right? Oh my god, okay
Um oh
Blood I get a blood coming out of my eyes
This be savage bro
Like scars on my eyes from all the all the animos that I've captured and killed
You kill them you keep you killed them, right? I have a feeling this game you might have been able to kill
This is this is like the best you can do. All right. I'm just I'm not gonna do anything here. Let me let me unselect this your delete
Okay, this is about as good as it's gonna get one hour spent on the character creator. I didn't spend no
I'm basically done. Okay. I'm basically done body type
Okay length
Measurements, okay really skinny and forearms, upper arms, okay hands,
it's probably kind of small hands, torso, I'm pretty tall guy, I'm like 6'3",
Shoulders.
Uh, it's probably like, probably out of average, I'd say.
Chest.
Doesn't even do anything.
I'll put it down like, negative 17.
Waste.
Okay.
Hips.
Okay, perfect.
Perfect.
Okay.
I think we're almost ready.
All right perfect and thought oh another one okay good and gentlemen I think that we've
created a masterpiece what do you guys think how we feeling
Um, this is the most masculine character I could have made, all right?
Somebody ask me if I dropped my gay card.
Uh, no, I've got it right at my back pocket here.
It's okay.
All right, so I'm done.
All right, let's go.
Confirmed character customization.
Yeesh.
Let's go.
Animal Discovery Tour.
Win an Extrusive Trip to Eidol.
Wait, is that a real place?
No, it's in a video game.
I don't pull it on.
The Lars Institute Expedition Team is me.
Ha ha!
The real continent of idle is far more powerful than the high escape.
Benny, up on the tree at 10 o'clock.
Still men, understood.
Celestis.
They say anyone who spots one gets good luck for life.
Oh, we have two.
These little guys are super good at climbing.
And, oh, flying.
I hope I can catch a celestis today and let it take me flying.
Wait, it's about to put me in the game.
Wait, do I- do I- it says let's go.
Whoa!
Do I get to pick my starter?
Well done.
Is this my rival here?
Uh-huh.
Well, she got a little keychain.
catch mm-hmm I'm gonna catch that fiery ember pup first oh exciting that's
just still to come so stay tuned is he talking to me or today like a camera like
what Polaris Institute approved exploration yeah huh complete your
identity verification identity there wait I just submit my driver's license
okay Azman go I'm gonna do after a go what the fuck what do you mean guys stop
Fucking stop
I just I don't know what I don't recall myself
Okay
Asma, no. Asma Balsak. Oh, that's a really good one. Maybe I should put, maybe I should
do that. That's smart. Who thought of that?
Okay.
Um.
Okay, let's see how about as Mongol? No, I don't know what to call it Roach King. No.
How about this? Roach Rancher. I'm going to call him Roach Rancher.
I mean, apparently nothing else is gonna work. It's the funniest thing I could think of. I like it. I know
Let's go
Also, it feels a little warm somehow
Yeah
What is it? It's a dog!
Wait, that's an ember pup!
Yeah, look, it's looking its fur. It hasn't noticed us. This is the perfect distance.
For what?
Okay, capture the ember pup.
Let's pet it.
How do I capture it?
Well, how do I capture it?
Okay.
No, no, no, no, no.
Okay. Alright. Guaranteed success.
Aim across here and then...
So it's easier to capture them while they're asleep.
Am I really that good at the game?
Is it- is it- wait that- is this- oh shit.
It's the green one.
The greatest?
I know.
Okay.
So it seems like I have to use the fire spell to get through the, uh, the, this, this stuff.
Okay. Uh, what does it do?
Commanding an animal. It will use its unique abilities.
That's right.
Let's go inside and take a look.
Where's that? Where's that fucking green piece of shit?
Where is it?
This place is alive with Animo.
It's not gotta fix that.
Now what?
Well, Starfall Valley's terrain is very special.
There are water pools, grassland, and giant trees. At least three Animo families call it home.
Three and the whole family
Well now's your chance try catching one of each of the animo types here
I'll start now. All right. You run out of any pots or have any other issues. Just call me
Nice, okay. All right, so
What what's it? Whoa, there's an egg
Okay, all right, all right something is up. All right. No, I want to get the egg incredible egg
Okay, so I got that
Okay, so see those strange lotus leaves take a closer look
There might be a surprise hidden beneath that wait your shallow, so you'll be fine
So I should go behind them right
Well, I'm gonna get them. I'm gonna get them right now
That's right
Skippy look at its tiny head. Okay good. So oh, I have I have 30 balls. It doesn't have 30 balls
And now I have to capture another one
Okay, I'm gonna go around so I can attack them from behind
I guess
I'm soaking up too much fun.
Uh-oh.
It's fleeing?
Wait, that's a good one, right?
I mean, that looks like a, yeah.
There are triangles?
Yeah, they're not squares.
There are triangles.
OK, Anapol, OK, I got another pod.
Get him!
Oh, shit, wait, wait, we're killing.
We're killing.
We're killing now.
Kill.
Kill.
You need to kill right now.
Let's go.
Let's go!
Nice!
Nice! Another one!
Kill it!
Come on, man!
Walk in!
It's only half?
Why is he not doing anything?
Okay, I'm gonna use another one.
Do it!
Do it!
Yes!
now you your next do it kill kill oh yes
haha so I told you guys I could do it need
weapons upgrade what the fuck did I know
that group of Celestus is over there
they're popular for a reason
adorable of course okay good got it
Come on, Skippy, Celestus. Got them all. Let's go find Nicole.
Alright, nice.
Okay, I gotta talk to her again.
No, you finished already. I thought it would take a newbie hours to finish.
Yeah, I did that. That was me. I'm the best.
Want to explore more or come rest for a bit?
Uh, let's keep exploring.
Wanna gather more data? Good luck then.
Uh, come back here if you feel tired. We can sit together for a while.
Mmm.
Capture complete, talk to Nicole.
Wait, I think-
Oh, I guess I have to get some rest.
Okay, I had to do this. I-I don't know if there's something else.
Rope's Ranch? That's me!
It's for a wondrous phenomenon called the Prismana form.
What the hell is that?
This is the most amazing spectacle in the whole world.
Not to mention that anemones supposed to Prismana can transform in unbelievable ways.
So I can like evolve them?
No one knows where it comes from or why it causes anemone to transform at all.
Well wait, it probably comes from right there right?
Cause it's like literally it shows it on the screen.
Truth is, no one even knows how anemone first appeared in this world.
Idol is just incredible and incredibly mysterious. Even the Idleans probably don't fully understand this world.
Holy shit.
The Institute has been researching every aspect of this world. History and legends, how immuno can be elemental forces.
You've seen the news reports about Polaris Badges, right?
What the hell is a Polaris Badge?
The people who made major research breakthroughs.
Oh, it's like a Nobel Prize.
Oh, it's like a battle pass.
Where's the legendary? I don't think it's the legendary animal.
Yes.
B-B? Wait, what?
Oh shit.
Uh-oh.
This is bad. This is bad.
Okay.
Now what?
Is this like an evil, uh, like an evil animal?
What the fuck is this?
Oh, he's gonna die.
So it's the evil D20.
Oh, it threw you out, yeah.
Okay, alright, let's take it seriously.
Another one has come to last.
He should praise for the blessings of the sun and moon.
Step forward.
Have I been chosen?
By the magical D20?
Is that the weird thing that took Benny?
I think I have been.
The shape matches.
This thing.
Oops, sorry.
What does this say?
Oh, it's like the world so like what is that like Africa? That's like Europe
That's Greenland. Well, no, it can't be Greenland because that thing's red. It's on fire. Oh
I don't think this is Earth anymore guys
Step forward
Anemo and people in a city. Yeah. Oh god I say whoever did this drew the Anemo a
lot more carefully than the humans. Oh wow look at them. This is gonna be about
how they live together in harmony until something bad happens. It's covered in
The mural is the legendary ones.
It's been so long, human.
Are they gonna spawn in?
Wow.
Oh, I don't want... No, I want the big one.
I don't want the small one.
You like to work human?
I will admit...
They are very cute.
They are very very cute.
If this was a stuffed animal, I would probably buy it.
Not for myself, obviously!
I mean for another person!
What a strange outfit.
I've never seen anyone like you before.
Yeah.
You
I don't know, do you guys think she deserves it?
Awww
Awww, man
Yes?
Awww
Helion?
Oh, okay
Solemnara
Okay
Motherfucker Jones
my name wait how am I even talking to a Nemo right now I'm sure but still
still don't call me cute you should say something grander like majestic you need
to evolve in order for me to do that I did but they're different from you
Yeah, you suck now.
I have to make a decision.
Okay.
You seem like you've got guts. With my blessing, you'll be even more fearless.
I think I'm gonna have to go with the red one.
For someone intelligent and calm like you, my blessing should help sharpen your thinking.
Okay, so this is not even a decision.
Light, animal, adapt at close combat and striking targets in a small area but with impressive burst potential.
White, animal, high recovery enables sustained attacks.
Okay, so this is clearly the male-coded one and this is the female-coded one
So we're gonna go with the red one. All right guys
Yeah
This one's for girls
Okay, yeah, we're going with this it says I like what it tells me to do
Good taste may soul
Blazing with courage and hope always shine upon you
That's it nothing else weren't you going to make my wish come true?
I think there's no
I can't really remember
I know is that we've been asleep in here for a long time. So it's just like my main starter pal or uh, no
I mean Pokemon, wait I mean animal
This is my starter one
It's my starter dog
Yeah, I
I got separated from my friend. Wait, she's my friend? Oh, okay. I don't care about her then
I didn't realize I got friendzoned already. Jesus
Honestly, other than talking you're not much help to me like this
Wait, he just calls him a loo- he calls him a worthless dog
Damn
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh God.
Let's go.
We gotta go over there.
I'm adept.
Just do it.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm running.
Okay.
Oh, there's the girl.
Holy shit.
What is this?
That's not a cube.
It's just that's not a cue!
Oh fuck!
It's Mechagodzilla!
Alright.
Now things are getting serious.
Okay, uh, throw a mushroom and make anima grow?
Okay.
Okay, alright, alright, wait, he's getting destroyed!
Oh, what a pathetic loser!
Wow!
That was a level 10?
Wait, oh shit.
Oh shit.
That's- now it's the big one.
We're gonna be saved by...
a fairy oh no oh she's a master trainer
your trainer. Damn.
No, I have to combat, right?
Okay, let's go. Wait, what?
No. No. No. No.
No, no, no, no, no guys. No, no, no.
It overreigned. Okay, wait. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm on I'm on a gap.
the world within me.
Okay. Yes.
This is the world within him.
From this moment on, our hearts beat as one.
Oh my God.
Dude, thank God I picked him and not that little fox.
Thank God, dude.
Oh, wait.
Oh, that's me.
That's me.
Shift! I'm pressing Shift.
Energy is released to do animal spells? Okay.
Damage boost? Okay.
Okay.
Wait, he's actually getting fucked up.
Okay.
Oh, I broke him! I broke him! I broke him! Okay.
Alright, transform.
Wait.
Oh shit, he...
So they have all been combat.
You see I just hit him for a $30,000?
Oh no!
I have to- wait no I thought he evolved.
Oh shit.
Man.
That's my guy.
That's my guy.
Wait, is he that good?
Oh, shit.
Wait, that was pretty easy.
Damn.
I thought this was going to be like a villain for the whole game.
Let me guess, it gives 10 experience?
Damn.
Crash out big time.
Wait, she just- wait, she didn't just de-slawn, did she?
She's dead.
She's fucking dead.
Oh no!
Well, that's what happens.
to get discovery for the team.
Uh-huh.
Many scholars believe this finding could greatly deepen
the twining between Aspa and Idol.
Twining?
Opening new possibilities for the city's future development.
Oh, some of these ones are cool.
The expedition team has now temporarily returned
to the Polaris Institute.
We'll have to wait and see the outcome.
Mm.
Now what?
See, why couldn't I make my guy look like him?
That guy looks like a Chad.
Yeah, why could I do that?
Yeah, see? He's got facial hair.
Yeah, he looks cool.
You're not him? I know.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Anastro as you know this scientific expedition is that a sign no he's not eating you can tell immediately
I too explored idol at my younger days. You can call me a predecessor. Uh-huh that aside
I'm sorry you were put in danger
How are you feeling?
Feeling great. Thank you. I'm fine
Now what I'm sorry about what happened. How's the honor doing? She's dead
She's dead.
However, I imagine you wish to return to Idle and find your companion?
Uh, yeah.
Of course I do.
Then on behalf of the Institute, I would like to formally extend an invitation to you.
Okay.
On behalf of the Institute?
That's right.
During your first exploration, you demonstrated exceptional talent.
No shock to the Animo. Yeah.
Wow!
Uh-huh.
Well, shouldn't we go back there?
Uh, yes.
sudden? I...
And now what?
That's alright. There's no need to answer immediately.
I've already arranged the preliminary procedures.
Once you decide, simply visit the institute's front desk.
Now what?
Before you decide, feel free to take a look around the institute.
Shit, we have to look around the area.
I'll leave our new friend in your capable house.
So this is my new starter pal.
Leave it to me, Principal.
animal it's animal gosh okay mysterious caravan all right and what sort is a
peaceful trip turned into a not peaceful okay
I almost forgot something.
Uh-huh.
Beep, the Laris Institute Module.
Learned to Terminal.
Who's this?
Authorization complete.
Uh-huh.
What does it want me to do?
Oh, the Ornithopter's back.
Now what?
Benny, you're back. I needed that.
Okay, upgraded Benny,
it's Power and Detection features
when it senses anything important nearby
or are you right away?
It's your terminal.
So it's like, hey, hey idiot over here. Oh, you see
Yeah
Got it already, okay, let's go
Can I oh I thought I could fall off that damn what the fuck so like we're above the world
What the fuck is this? Oh my god. Oh my, look at all these. I just want to look around
real quick. There's a fad over there. What else is this? Oh, I haven't seen one of these.
I'm not gonna kill one of these yet.
And then you go up in here.
Hey, what the hell is this?
Oh, these are like the elites and oh, that one is awesome.
I want that one.
Yeah, can we just go and use that instead?
Yeah, the one I have is kinda, it's kinda chopped.
Like it's just literally a dog.
Moogie the other one? Talk to the guy?
Perfect timing. I've been meaning to talk to you. Just call me Boor.
Boor? Who are you? I'm the head of the Animology Department.
Uh-huh. I've been following your case and that incredible
enema you brought back. I did that. Who's that guy?
Animology? What are you planning on doing with them?
Probably medical experimentation. Just like the report said.
Oh my god.
Aw, why not?
Aw, what the fuck?
Okay.
Aw.
So people can truly understand idle so they're like killing each other
preservation
assessment all of it falls to us
Quite a few members are conducting that one was really cool
We want everyone to find the animal that suits them best to understand them
Protect them and grow alongside them anything else. So the expedition team was
exactly the expedition was jointly initiated by the path finding department
And the anemology department. Uh-huh
Speaking of which did Nicole mentioned to you why the last expedition was initiated because the previous one died
This is a first month of law. I won't bore you with it again. Oh, thank God
I just randomly clicked one. We also work with the path finding department. Yeah, organize expeditions during previous appearances of the phenomenon
We found these prismana and emo during one of those earlier expeditions. Well, I want that one
Magnet, however, before the outpost was completed your little incident occurred
So everything came to a stop. Well, I can't get one though, right here your new expedition has a different goal now. Oh
Yes, how old am I finding the party?
Well, I'll be
Yeah, I like a
Lunar I should I'm like 16 I'm like a my driver's license and I have a magic dog that comes around and kills things with me
I'm sorry. It's just the way it is. Most members will have to wait until the preliminary investigations are complete. Is that Saikunno's son?
Yeah, but you and your chatty little friends seem like you're in quite a hurry
Got it. Let's add each other's friends. Oh, bye
Wait, oh, I can't decline. Shit
Okay, right away if anything comes up great
Wait.
Right.
Right.
I heard there might soon be a chance for outstanding students to receive one of the Prismana Animo
eggs on display here.
Oh, I get that.
You're not a student like you.
The odds might actually be pretty good.
Oh, shit.
This is big.
Want to go ahead and fill out an interest form?
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
I do before you claim your anemo you can uh I can read it okay what does it say oh shit
oh shit
dude I don't even know which one to pick
Oh, it's not that one. That's stupid. Okay, this one's really cool. This one looks like
it's from DeviantArt. Oh, God. Okay, next. What the hell is this? What is this? Okay,
That's just a bird. Why would I want to be a bird? Okay, let's see. Oh, that one
looks kind of cool. Okay, we're gonna go with this one. Yeah, we're gonna pick this
one. I don't need to see the other ones. All right, let me let me actually... Oh,
wait, what is this? Let me look at the other two first. Oh, wow. I could
also get this one too yeah okay yeah let's let's let's pick Godzilla guys I
think that's a good idea all right yeah I can tell you right now that's the one I
want claimed on Wayfarer 1 okay no event now I don't know how this works but okay
so pricks Bonaparte all right let me leave this so now I can actually get a
special one that's actually really good I have to level 40 though right for it
The one you picked is the worst one to choose? No it's not! Look how big he is!
What are you talking about? Didn't you see him?
Are you kidding me?
Didn't you look at it?
Oh shit, okay.
As required, I will now ask a question on behalf of the Polaris Institute. Please answer carefully.
Okay, okay, what are you? Are you certain you wish to join the Polaris Institute?
I'd be honored.
Well then, here's the message the principal left for you while preparing your paperwork. He asked me to relate if you choose to join.
Welcome! The Polaris Institute will shine even brighter with you here.
What, that's it?
I don't really feel like I'm being very appreciated here.
I might have to leave!
What? Uh oh...
I'm not gonna fall in love with that.
Holy shit!
Okay, thank you, thank you!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Mhm.
A moment, please. There's one more thing.
What is it?
This is...
The Polaris Institute uniform?
I have to wear a uniform?
Yes.
Every student receives one upon enrollment.
My friend got fired from Pizza Hut because he wouldn't wear the uniform.
That's times a new outfit changes everything.
Try it on when you get to it.
They wanted him to wear a hat. He wouldn't wear a hat.
He said, fuck that, I don't wear a hat.
It's great for classmates now!
Come on!
Oh no, oh my mom, oh my boy Eric.
Oh shit.
That's a big one.
Uh-huh.
Dr. Lewis.
Oh, well I should have got that one then, right?
Is it volume gigafurry? Is that his name?
Yes.
Okay.
Wow.
Safety purposes, I'll need to confirm with you once more.
The real idol is nothing like that safe little starter zone.
Are you ready?
Of course, that's why I came here.
That's the spirit?
No wonder you lead us here so highly of you.
Yes.
Alright, enough talk.
Come with me to the transportation facility.
We're heading to Idol.
Hold on, Lewis. Heading out already.
Who's this? Oh it's the guy from before.
Okay.
Uh-huh.
What does it want?
What's he want?
Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
Why does Saaya does- why does Saaya-
I'm looking at him like, you know what?
Actually, he kind of does.
Wait.
This is...
Uh-huh.
The Polaris Institute's rarest and most exceptional honor.
Rented only to those who achieved truly invaluable accomplishments.
Ooh.
That's me?
Wait, why?
I just started.
The Starbound Journey badge.
Now, congratulations on earning your first badge on the adventure.
Adventure badges are a mark of honor that record a Pathfinder's exploration records, okay, so I have to get a bunch of these right?
Holy shit character
badges
How many badges do I need?
Okay, so keepsakes important keepsakes with treasuring
Okay
My perceptive and emo friend to humans rarity itself is a kind of power
Oh, it's it's rare Wow you lies only in its rarity
It is merely a personal gift for me. Okay
The honor and history behind can't be happy to anyone else. Okay. I understand principle
Thank you for your gift. I'll treasure it Wow from now on I'll earn badges of my
own once that represent my own achievements I'll fill this case myself
excellent that's the best answer I could ask well I want to get I want to get back
I want to start killing stuff like I want to go back and start fucking
I want to see it again!
Yeah!
What are we doing?
Hmm.
Alright, let's hop away staining more time.
You can admire it later.
Now proceed to the transportation device and prepare to depart.
Okay.
Um, I have to transport- Oh, I'm getting beamed down!
Oh shit, okay.
I want to see some evolution. Yeah, I want to get in the game.
Okay, so this is the outpost the Institute prepared for the expedition team.
It's still under construction.
More facilities will be added in due course.
This is the research console.
It analyzes data, records logs, and generates reports.
Data you upload will enrich the anemology department's database and earn you research
points.
The Institute will grant rewards based on your points.
So I have to catch a bunch of these things and then it gives me a reward?
Try reporting once for yourself.
Okay, I gotta do it.
Hello?
Okay, I put my hand on it.
Okay, I think that worked, right?
Damn, Elite.
Oh, shit.
Oh, so it's like a level-up thing.
So the more of these I get, new animal species.
She is.
That was...
There's just better.
Uh-huh.
Okay, uh, I have to enemo manage.
Okay, so we have...
Okay, so this is like...
That's my main guy, right?
A port...deploy up to four enemo at the same time.
Wait, there's no way I can have four of them at the same time, right?
Okay, I'm gonna drag him over to there, press- No, no, I don't want to be done.
No, I don't want to be done. I want to make my team.
Speaking of which, do you know the theme of this expedition?
Uh, the 80s theme.
It's Prismonoflo.
Nicole has already briefed you.
Yes, the Prismonoflo.
I still don't know what that is.
Beautiful and rare it also carries a unique. Yes, you have been fighting with you at the same time like how does this work?
When an emo are exposed to the prism on a flow they may gain special forms even unique powers
Just like my ego
You got thrown in the water and it evolves them and even forms are not fixed
Different terrain and climates can change how they look. Oh, and of course the prism on a form is the rarest of all
Wow. Oh, is that one the prism on I could get different hope while you're exploring I
discovery many forms and you know can take is half the fun okay so Dr. Lewis can
you join me on official investigations now join me I'm ready to I'm ready to
understand this work I'm right now at this point like I've we've had enough
exposition like I'm ready yes this simple task I want to kill level five
Animos come with me so let's hunt yeah I want to hunt
mission okay let me guess where do I go what where do I go
that's a big-ass world
I want to capture that one.
Where should we get one of those?
They couldn't see it, but he could see it because he's the chosen one who's merged
with the that the orange thing it was really really bad was what happens and
it flew past in a flash because he don't tell me it's like he was that way
Merge with it fucking like yeah it's a large wingy the Neymar no I haven't
seen anything like that but the branch did seem to give off an unusual
fluctuation not long ago what's this you mean dandelion that's right the
Branch symbol of the veins and the sacred tree of idle. It's not a branch. That's a dandelion
It's beautiful, isn't it? I loved it the moment I saw it and the wind just now
I felt it ripple too almost like it was responding
She crossed out. I get it now
Did you mistake those flowers drifting from the branch for something else this stupid little girl?
What the fuck is she talking about shut the fuck up? No, it really wasn't an emo
it flew right over I should have no shit it was huge and for real over here over
here what's with the mystery all of a sudden he's gonna tell me what's going
on you thought too right that huge thing that flew by it wasn't your
imagination I told you I told you bro looks like we're the only ones who
noticed there's other two people fucking stupid they don't know anything
Explaining it to the others would be a real
Let's keep this between us for now
We can search around the branch later and maybe find some proof so true dog
Yeah, you're right
First things first, let's get to that dandelion. Okay
That's enough talk come this way. I'm handing out the next task. All right, let's see it
Since you're so curious about the branch this task is just right for you
Head to the branch and earn its recognition. Okay
Just what we were hoping for come on. Let's get moving. So I have to go to the dandelion
I'm okay with going there, but how do I earn its recognition?
When you arrive there touch it and you'll understand
Oh, to be like a cinematic or something however the journey itself is part of the trial
You'll have to fend for yourself. It's time to kill. I'm not trying to bend the rules here
Uh-huh we're allowed to go together, right? Oh, yeah, I'm gonna have to listen to her
Can I make her one of my animos? Oh
Actually, yeah, I kind of can because it's just yeah as a matter of fact it kind of
Now that Dr. Lewis has spoken, there is nothing I can do for you.
Still, I am familiar with this place, and I've got time.
I'll go with you.
You know?
It's the way it is now.
There's a bloom up ahead.
Come on.
It's the way the game is.
All right, let me go over here.
Touch the blue.
Oh, I got to go over there.
I was going to kill something.
OK, well, I got to do that.
OK, is it like a teleport or something like this?
OK.
Now what?
Sinking the map module?
New feature map.
Let me guess, you pressing M for map?
That would be correct.
OK, drag the slider to regress the map's level.
OK, all right, that's fine.
I don't know. Let me- let me fucking- god damn it.
She's just a- she's a hamster now?
Okay. Alright. Let's go.
Oh, is this like a shiny amber?
Oh my god.
Okay.
I have to go get that one.
Look at him.
Wait, what?
Okay.
No, but I thought mine was shiny.
No, that was- I don't know- he wasn't green, he was shiny.
Okay, uh, follow, Lumen- okay, alright, now I actually- whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute,
Now I can play the game.
This area is a bug-claw habitat. They like to burrow underground and hide.
Try looking around. You might find a surprise.
Oh, I think there's something by the right side.
Holy shit, I found the surprise! It's the chest!
Give me the chest!
Get him!
I found it. I found it. I found it.
Get him!
okay so this is immune oh it's almost dead
wait oh I captured him okay kill kill kill kill kill I want you to kill ah yes
and what's in this box okay what I have to do twine with ember pup cast how do I
twine did it tell me how to do that I wasn't paying attention how do I how
How do I do that? Does it tell me how to do it?
See?
Where did it say that?
What the fuck? Do I know how to do this?
Why would Amberpup cast fire?
Okay.
Alright, let's figure this out.
Two?
Okay.
Two?
This isn't Emberpup.
I forgot. I got the wrong one.
So I have to burn down the trees.
And then I open the chest.
Okay, what's inside of here?
Wait, is this...
this is my life now this is it this is good all right great I climb was a
climb x climb oh my god oh my god I don't even know what to do
Oh, I don't know what to do.
Oh, he can roll?
I wanna look around a little bit.
I just wanna look around and explore the game just for a minute.
So what happens?
Can I kill this one, too?
Oh, no. Oh, no.
Okay.
Jesus.
Wait, I'm actually a god.
Okay, and then so I can go back to this and I do aim.
right? Oh, I shoot it. Wait, that doesn't work. Enter the cave. Wait, I can enter a cave. What the
hell is a cave? What the fuck is this? Don't tell me that's another Amino.
No.
Climb.
Can I go- oh I can go underneath.
This fucking piece of shit.
I've been foiled again.
I don't think I can go in there.
Okay, how do I handle this?
I have to figure this out.
Stam it to fly.
Fat can fly?
You're telling me this fat fucking hamster
is able to fly around?
Holy shit.
I didn't expect that.
I've gotta put that in like my main roster.
He glides too?
Yeah.
Okay, great.
Now let's let's let's go in so let's go to the main area right now that I've understood a little bit
I wonder how the fuck do I get that thing down because it says like it is like I mean
Oh, it actually worked this time. I don't know why it didn't work the last time
Okay chest
All right, it's a big loose situation
Let me look around well, this is a level nine. Oh, I want to get that
Okay, capture 97% chance right so I get this for sure
Okay, perfect I can loot this stuff too. Oh, what's this? What's this?
What the fuck
What the hell was oh, I thought that was an Amino. No, it wasn't
That's a big boy
That's a fucking elite dude.
Only 64%?
I'm gonna get it.
I'm gonna get it.
I'll get it.
I'll get it.
So yeah, I told you I'd get it.
So that's like a higher level one, right?
I don't think I should even capture these.
Yeah, like a little easy level six.
I think we should go with the other ones
Cuz I just don't like like I I don't want to have let me look around what was this do I have to loot this pick up
Special items
What the hell is this? Oh, I already have that one Jesus this thing just dies
Kill kill
Good job, I wonder if there's a way I can cancel it to where just like he doesn't just stand there
It just keeps killing
Okay
The water seems pretty deep
No
Automatically twine with it and be able to swim like you were born for it.
Okay.
All right, good.
Okay, what is this?
Frankie?
I'm gonna capture that one.
I don't have that one.
I have to capture all Animos.
Uh, the area collection badge.
Okay, so I'm really on that level.
Okay, and then I turn into...
Okay, I'll...
Oh my God.
Oh
Okay, let's keep going I already have that one I don't have this one
Okay
Got it
Oh a chirpy I want to get the chirpy
Wait actually is that the name is chirpy. I just like made that up
Wait what the flop?
What was I supposed to do? Something over here?
Okay, go to the branch, explore the idol. Okay, alright, will I go here?
Oh, I'm level 9 now too.
I'm in a much better situation.
I'm gonna make sure I keep capturing these things.
And I'm gonna get this- I'm gonna get this egg too.
Okay.
And... okay, good.
And now we're gonna keep moving towards this area. I don't know what the fuck this area is.
Is this can I walk
What the fuck your body feels light and you can jump higher
What the fuck
We're just
I got it
It's a mythological sheep
A growth flower, I mean, the hell is that what's this with this to
Okay, okay, I think I have to get every single one of these these mystical guitar
pics. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I made it. Yes. That's how a winner
replace the game right there you see that let's go this is it I just need to
touch it huh just a gotcha game I have no idea I don't know anything about this
game
There's no gotcha? Well then how am I gonna pay to win?
Well what the fuck?
Okay so, god damn this place is huge.
Holy shit!
Okay.
So this is level 6 to level 16.
Let's take it slow.
Uh-huh. I don't know how- how...
I feel like I'm-
Pfft!
I feel like I'm one with the Earth!
Yes!
part of this world. I'm the best. Perhaps you've heard people say that
Maitre and Astra are two entirely different worlds. Are they? But many
Australians believe this is just an exaggeration learning the differences
in climate and ecology. Wow. They assume that adequate gear and supplies are all
they need to thrive here. Well, it seems like a nice place. But now you've
experienced what truly makes this place different. Wait, what was it? Yeah.
You mean like the magic animals? Serving anemo. Twining with them.
Mm-hmm touching the pulse of the vein twining with the enema in that moment
It felt like my mind can I want where's that? Where's like the list of all the policy all them?
This is what it feels like for an outsider to be truly recognized by a new world and become part of it true by offering
Luma number you can help restore more of the branches energy and deepen your bond with it
Okay, I can do that what make me stronger to of course those who return energy to the branch receive its blessing
each blessing approve your abilities and aid you as you travel through idol
okay in any case congratulations you successfully completed your first task
what's my second task welcome to idle your journey officially begins here okay
now what quick get over here what is it what is it dog you remember that huge
thing we saw flying overhead yeah yeah yeah I can still sense its presence
it's so warm here by the branch it's like the land itself is giving me a hug
maybe that's what you would hear you know I could have sworn I said right over
there I can feel some kind of just a cutscene for sure touch it's a mystical
It's an ethereal flower
I mean feather not flower feather
And I have to go to that big purple fucking thing
Huge and it's glowing wow and so light
Surely, there's no ordinary animos feather. Is this game like Dark Souls?
Yeah
Yeah, it's kind of yeah, I could see why you think that
Huh, I wish Lunara were here right now. She's so smart. Is this a game for real man? Yeah
Yeah, it's a game for a real man.
Okay.
Now what?
Oh shit, what the-
Uh-huh.
Oh.
and charge of security they'll begin very soon okay but i'm guessing neither of you
wants to just sit around here waiting for the results right okay yeah i don't want to
she's not asleep she's dead we killed her yes that's our theory too if we want to do that
we'll probably need the ancestor prison okay the investigation is extremely important even
Even if we leave your companion asleep for now, I can't pin the rules for newcomer and
was disrupting a whole operation.
Uh-oh.
Here we go.
What if I earn my right to join?
Good.
Sharp.
Drill-hum.
Brave.
That's exactly the kind of question I wanted you to ask.
Then here's my answer.
You guessed right.
Just become a student of the institute and you'll qualify to join this investigation.
Well, that's good.
I can just become a student though.
The process isn't complicated.
Easy.
Okay, that's fine.
Yeah.
it on yes yes let me play the game oh look over there okay what is that actually
the senior student assigned to guide you want to be nearby too it's the client
purple thing about it I know it's up she loves twining with her research
subjects oh finding her might require a little effort on your part okay all
Alright, let's do this.
Easy, a weeb can do it?
No, it's okay guys.
Alright, time to move, time to move.
Certain amiibo can fly, okay, alright.
Alright, let's go, let's go.
Flying plus space mid-art, elite forward,
a short distance.
Wising and some stamina, if your stamina runs out,
you'll drop out of the sky.
Is that bad?
Oh, shit, I took damage.
Okay, let's go over here.
Alright, activated that.
We have to go over this purple thing.
I'm ready for it.
Come on.
I don't want to kill him.
I already have him.
Dispectacle.
Oh, that's probably the girl, right?
You can certainly around that nonstop if you need something.
human right stupid bitch I got you I've heard so much about you from dr. Lewis
uh-huh anyway dr. Lewis told me about your lesson and your assessment from now
on ask me if you need anything it's a fucking idiot typing some stupid shit
Yeah, Karma banned his ass. Get the fuck out of here. I hate you.
Uh-huh.
Yeah?
Okay, so you can't evolve them.
Go all right now. I really need to know could you help me find out what they're planning?
Don't forget to twine wait a minute. So I have to twine as one of these dogs
Find out what they're talking about. Oh, yeah. Oh, hey guys. Oh, hey everybody. Oh
Look it. I'm just like you
I have to go there.
Follow them?
Okay, let's go for follow them.
Okay.
Oh, shit.
Now we got to do another one.
Hopefully I can do this one.
Okay, come on.
Come on.
I can do this.
There it is.
Perfect.
Okay, and I get this this thing right here
The big
Okay
Let's go this one
First spark
You don't wash the lava for a Q&A?
I'm gonna start at 11.
No wrong.
I have to pass the trial.
But I'm the dog?
Okay, alright, let's go.
Pass the Sanctum's trial.
Alright, here we go.
This is the first hard content, right?
Okay.
Now what?
Inter-Sanctum.
Um, first spark.
First clear reward.
I get one purple, and I get 500 experiences.
So this is like a dungeon, right?
Looks like you can't bring Animo into the Sanctum.
Head to the statue and take a look.
I have to awaken?
I'm gonna turn it on.
Who is it?
Burn the shackles.
I thought I didn't have it, I don't know. It just told me earlier I didn't have one.
So I just gotta pop this one off.
I'm trying to get through a chest a chest
holy shit we got motion boys let's go
let me go this way
most of barrel are houses all right so
how do I I guess I gotta turn the
light the fire holy shit I knew it I knew it this is what it's what this is
what it looks like to be good at video games but this is what it looks like this
is what looks like to be a champion
move around oh I am with the other there's two of them there's two of them
okay what's this okay I bet okay I gotta have to light the fire
yep there it is see guys we can figure this out it's easy I'm not stupid all
right I oh and blow this up and then it holy shit it drops the chest you have
collected all the chests okay guys I did it that's right now what this shit
would front do DSP could never play this game he probably be stuck on that
first island he probably would have drowned in that pond or something he
wouldn't even be able to be couldn't even begin to figure out how play this
game now what animal of the world of the wild I know I know what was it
What? What? I don't know.
Okay.
All right, let's see it.
This symptom is incredible.
I can feel the vein energy flowing again.
Wow.
And those ember pup lighting moves were really something.
Yeah.
Looks like the ember pup family has guarded this place for generations.
They must have discovered it could help them grow stronger.
Uh-oh.
Whoa!
Look over there!
That ember point transformed!
Energy fluctuation detected. The ember pop is about to undergo an extraordinary change.
Thrust it.
Oh my god. Okay, all right. This is it. This is my-
Yes! Now what?
Oh, what the fuck? Holy shit! Holy shit, do I get Cerberus? Catch a Flutermon!
What is this?
okay dog kill I want you to kill kill this one too I want to kill multiple
kill all of them
dude I'm actually 5v1ing them dude kill them do I have to go I gotta do this
myself let's go guys let's go it's fine it's fine I'll do it myself it's fine
oh yeah you got you obviously don't know what you're doing
I dodged him there it is oh what's going on boys how y'all doing we get out of this
let me capture this one oh there it is get in the box bitch get in the box
Alright, now it's time to kill. Let's kill.
Oh! Oh! Come here, bitch!
Hey, I'm trying to hit my thing.
Okay, got it. Number two.
Super dog. Alright, range attacks. Range attacks.
4,000? 4,000?
Got him!
Yes!
YES!
What's this?
Uh, say hello to Kiwi.
Who the f-
Only friends?
Wait.
Is this a player?
Wait, are these other players in the game? I think these are other players.
oh my god yo yo what the fuck oh my god care it care wait it's actually girls
playing this game it is it's actually just a girl game
yeah this is the girl I do I hear before it notices us I did now what it's a girl
game no way no why do you think that huh you already earned the sky pasture
batch that was fast then it's time for the final assessment take it down I'm
I'm not the only guy playing, so...
I need a- I need a Pepsi.
Okay.
Well...
How deep are the relation mechanics with your animo?
I don't know!
It's a lot worse than other Nimbies.
Just now, Flame Ruff tried to challenge it
and it ended up getting seriously hurt.
Oh, wow.
Because even though Flame Ruff and Ember Pups
love chasing Nimbies around,
a Flame Ruff's element has no advantage over a Turbo's.
Oh, no.
That's what we call an elemental counter.
So there's an elemental counter system?
No, Pop Quiz.
Turbo's a wind type enemo.
What element should you use to take it on?
Uh, electric.
Easy.
Just use me.
Exactly right.
Still, even with an elemental advantage,
you're not being mindful of the difference in strength too.
Like... counters?
Okay.
Uh, animos? Okay, alright, alright, so...
If your level is too low, the fight will be much harder.
Leveling up your enemo first is always a good idea.
Enemo? I keep calling him the wrong way.
Check the battle pass?
Just this.
Okay.
If you can beat it, that proves your skills are among the best in this field.
fields. Oh, I almost forgot. Here, this is for you. It's from my secret stash. I want to kill it.
This anepod ultra is more powerful than a common anepod. It can even improve your chances of
catching a powerful alpha anemo like a turbo. I can get this one. If you actually manage to
defeat it, you might as well try to catch it. Holy shit. A rare anepod that guarantees a
successful animal capture wait shouldn't I like save that or something right higher
animal gains a greater combat stat boost use the button to level up the animos
ability okay well I mean he's already level 15 I feel like that's really good
Right
What is it oh
That's it. That's like nothing
Thanks shit
Okay, I don't I don't want any of these losers bro like
Unknown rating oh, oh I have to go
Okay, I have to go appraise them like it had a dog show or something
Evolve them like how do I kind of do that?
It doesn't say I can evolve them because like look see it says like you can't holy shit
holy shit
And I can evolve this one into that one
Okay, all right, so what about what about him? Oh, I can't evolve him. He's doing what I'm not able to
Okay, so all right. Let me let me just give you a bag. I'm gonna use the bathroom
return to outpost to assess them yeah yeah it's like you have to like I did
it's like in Diablo where you identify an item but the item is a dog wait there
it is I forgot my phone
All right, I'm back. Give me a minute.
Okay, we're about to kill this fucking sheep right now.
I know exactly how we're gonna do it, too.
We're gonna come in and I'm gonna do...
I'm gonna go in with my main guy,
and then I'm gonna swap off at him if I'm having problems.
Bring the ram back to the ranch, should I?
Well, I'll do it after I get this thing
Because I feel like I'm fine with the team that I have right now
Go on a shiny
Shut up room recommended level 13
I can transform honestly guys
guys get out easy scan my life I'm about to transform on watch this watch this on my
damage boost? Big dicking time. Let's go. Oh! What's up? What's wrong? What's wrong?
You got broke? Oh, what's up? What's up? What's up? 18,000? Holy shit, I'm out of
control. I gotta move. This thing is pathetic, bro. Like, he's actually getting
destroy it I'm gonna get out I'm about to capture I'm better catcher we're just
sticking to two nimbies okay all right over here over here over here it's
suck to one right stupid stupid stupid fat fat stupid fat and stupid
That's it. Okay, what? No!
Catch! Catch! Catch! Catch! Catch! Catch! Catch!
Okay, alright. Uh...
Should I do the one with 100% or 6% sized?
Oh fuck, okay. Uh...
I think I'm gonna use them with 100%. Okay.
Okay, uh, let's do that.
Press confirm to catch an attempt.
Okay.
I got it!
Okay, so a report back to Sheepie?
I have to go to Sheepie.
Who's Sheepie?
Okay, hello.
Dr. Lewis Lana, right?
You impressed Lana and even earned yourself a batch. I impressed her comes such a long way in so little time
Congratulations freshman you've passed the guidance course and you're self commendably. I'm actually the best
Starting today. You are officially a student of the Polaris Institute. You know me look at battle pass after this
Mostly I get more of those. Uh, those guaranteed capture once
Congratulations. May you always carry hope and passion in your heart and shine like the stars.
Thank you instructor. I'll keep working hard. Yes.
Student assessment passed. Congrats on your permission. Learn the character talent.
Okay, heal. Use sprinkle healing dust to the animal to restore its health.
Aero board travel found on that enhanced. Oh shit. Oh
Okay, okay, that's not too many alright, it's not too complicated, right?
Okay, and I don't need this pro catcher
Unlocks the anima pro in the show. I want that
catch mode I
Don't know what the fuck that means
Damn these are actually really good
Holy shit!
You have a limited amount of talents?
I'll do whatever the fuck I want!
That's- that's fucking insane!
That's literally just 10% more fa-
Fucking experience!
Animal cat-
Oh- shit! That was my battle pass!
Okay.
real twi- wait that wasn't real twi-ing before
what you just went through was beginner training
shi-
new cars find their footing
okay
the real training for exploring idle is a lot tougher
that's great
of course given how quick I've already put together an elite training plan
uh-huh
just for you
it's on your terminal now
okay
go ahead and take a look
let's go
alright so I have to go elite training program makes you stronger and is the best
to help you explore the world.
The elite training will help you grow and keep you safe out in IELTS.
I'll be checking your progress regularly, so don't slack off.
Okay.
Explore this beautiful continent and improve yourself.
I look forward to seeing your progress.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Press Alt and hold the sugar cursor.
Okay, elite training.
Okay, in progress.
All right, so elite training includes growth goals,
Taylor for Pathfinders. Complete these what the fuck four quests to claim the rewards. Okay.
Uh, level cap after permission is level 35. Okay. Elite training quests also provide elite training
points. Save up enough to claim ultra rare and, and fuck, I couldn't read it.
Shit. No, I want to look at the screen.
Instructor, of course you can, but you'll have to wait a few days.
You blazed throughout assessment so fast that you aren't ready
on that end yet. Okay. Once they're ready to begin over there, I'll let you know. Okay.
Oh, instructor. Earlier, I heard a certain phrase near Nimbus Fields. Yeah. It was go
where flowers bloom. Do you know where that might be? Yeah, it's right next to you,
you fucking idiot. There's flowers all around you. Oh, then you must have met
someone from bloomville the place where flowers bloom the land blessed by flowers
and the place where flowers bloom is bloomville that makes sense because of the
name all the names they used to describe their home yeah you just have to say
it was also one of the first settlements in hankle to establish ties with astra
it's known for its flowers and fragrances and has always enjoyed a close relationship with
the pilars institute right they regularly send envoys to trade with our student station at
in this fields come to think of it they should be arriving around now right on
cue see that girl coming this way she must be this year's bloomville on boy she
better be hot
good day hello you must be our friends from astra yes yes idea she alright
it was good was this how do you know people from Astra have a different set
for my dillians a perfumer can tell right away okay i'm here on behalf of bloomville to meet our
friends from astra and pick up the supplies we ordered indeed i thought you'd be arriving around
now what oh and this new student of mine has a few questions about bloomville if you don't mind
oh shit oh yeah the place where flowers bloom is that another name for bloomville
If you heard that phrase near Nimbus Fields, then they must have met Bloomville.
We did go through some troubles before.
Thanks to Lady Irelia, everything's been peaceful recently.
I want to- I want to- I want to-
What do you see the Bloom Festival?
Um, fucking-
You'll understand what we mean by the place for flowers, Bloom.
Got it.
Let me guess, there's going to be a bunch of flowers there?
That's right.
It's Bloomville's most important celebration.
Held only once every ten years.
I'm ready to kill.
The Bloom Festival.
I want to kill.
Bless my flowers and butterfly shadows.
I'm- I want to- I want to-
Oh, right. The elder mentioned inviting our friends a master to the festival. I want to kill you too like to come along
Yes, thank you, but I have other plans my star pupil here will attend in my place
Okay, you're more than welcome
But the offering ceremony begins in just a few days, so you'll want to set out soon if you're ready to attend
Okay
Holy shit. All right. Oh by the way, do you know the way to Bloomfield?
Keep following this road and you'll be there in no time. I'd better hurry to your outpost too
I won't make it back in time. Great. Okay, let's go
Dr. Lillis what is the situation a rare kind of anemo called the iris list makes its home near bloom though
Yeah, that's lady Irelia the one she just mentioned
The boom bro quest line is like the last girly quest line
Every ten years. What do you mean the lack?
Have you seen this game?
According to legend, she awakens during the ritual, bringing forth a girl from her home.
What do you mean? Oh, it's the last girly one.
Okay.
That's right. And you'll attend the offering ceremony.
Observe the irisilis' once-in-a-decade appearance
and investigate the Prismana flow, too.
Got it.
Sounds fucked!
But what about the investigation of the ruins?
We gotta go through that.
Don't worry. The Bloom Festival won't take long,
and it overlaps neatly with our preparation time.
Huh by the time you return you'll be able to join the investigation directly got it got it
Leave it to me
Okay, I know I can play the video game again. All right. Let's go
So I gotta change my I want to change my team. I want to change my team right now
Okay, so
Six green things
seems to be unusual. And what's this? Ember pop. And claim all rewards. Okay, sparkling crystal.
Time crystal essence. Okay. And okay, so these are all the ones that I can capture. And so I
So I guess a NIMBY evolves into a turbo.
That's like the fat flying thing.
And...
Oh, shit, that's the one.
Damn, there's a lot of these fucking things, huh?
Goddamn.
Okay, submit the report.
Okay, I'm gonna go to the outpost right now.
That way I can get my things evaluated.
Okay, departure with the wind.
Okay, research complete
Oh, wait, wait, just do it, right?
Okay, put my hand on there. Okay, we want legendary, we want legendary animos
Nice, okay, good, wait
Tell me which one I got
Okay, we're away. All right, let me see this
Okay, this is my my level cap I guess
flux crystals and
Then these are I guess anima balls, right? Yeah, anim pods. Okay, so oh, I already got to level 15
Okay, what's the max level like 70 right?
Seven okay 71 okay, holy shit. That's a lot. All right, so
Badges, okay. We got this
Shit I have to get all these oh
My god
Okay, talents all right. That's good
And I'm just I'm trying to figure out how to play the game right now
Okay, I'm not ready to go there yet
Okay, so next let me look at combat skill set and I have these here swol shroom
It's a very called swol shroom. All right
As an aeropod I don't think I'm really need to worry about that right now. Mobility skillset.
I feel like that probably should be, should be this right?
I feel like it's mobility like, I mean obviously that's what I should go with.
Okay path of twinning, alright.
And then inventory, animal management.
Okay so, where are my winners?
Wait these are all just losers.
I didn't even get any...
Okay, so at least the purple, at least this one is good.
Alright, so we're gonna capture him, or at least have him.
I'm gonna level him up too.
Oh, I can take him to level 25.
Hmm.
Should I take this fat thing to 25?
I think I'm gonna take my guy to 25.
This is like my main guy and I'm going to use him all the time.
So I think we should level him all the way up.
Like look at that.
Dude that's actually crazy.
Look at the amount of damage it does.
Mentor animal title.
I mean like let me just see what the difference is between him and then I'll decide whether
I want to use the fact thing.
Let me summon it just to see what it looks like.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Okay.
Do you get to choose your starter?
Yes, you do.
Okay, and what is this?
Okay, uh, that's not...
Okay, I was wondering if there was like, some kind of quest.
Are these players?
Oh my god.
These are actually players.
Holy shit.
There's people playing this game.
All right, so let me see here, friends.
OK, and then group, group chat, ad friends,
nearby chat, messages sent.
This is pretty...
Wait, what is this? This is pretty, wait, pretty great, right?
That's what it must have been.
Oh, and I got mail.
What's the mail?
A pre-registration gift.
Uh, hatch the egg in the Outpost hatchinator.
Okay, I need to figure out how a hatchinator works.
And I got two, uh, Ultra Balls.
Okay.
Events.
Let me see this.
Oh, multiple Ultra Balls. Okay, good.
And then, uh, get the Fire Companion. I got this, too.
I got Fire Bolts. I don't know what that is, but we have it.
And then, holy shit, look at all this.
Holy shit.
Okay, uh, what, where is the Path of Discovery?
All right, there's a lot of, there's a lot of these to add.
I'll add everybody to my friends list in a minute.
I want to add everybody to the friends list.
Hundred, there's a hundred thousand people playing the game.
Oh my god. Okay, let me see here. And Breezy Plains. Okay, submit the report again. Okay, and wait a minute, wait a minute. Okay, research complete, right?
That's nuts. Okay, and then submit. Okay, good. And I'll add everybody to my friends list.
Let me actually, you know right now right now. No, I know. No, I know
Let me look right now and see what's f1
hit the
Is this a battle pass?
Like what is this this battle? This is Jesus Christ guys. Holy shit
Okay. All right, everybody's getting at it. Let's get a little 46
Okay, everybody's getting at it right now
All right, let's go.
Wait a minute, where was this?
Okay, this is a battle pass.
Okay, I think I should buy it.
I'm gonna buy it.
I'm gonna buy battle pass.
I need to buy battle pass.
This is important.
Okay.
Pan successful.
Check your purchase later in the game.
Okay.
Okay.
Back to game.
Collectors Edition active.
Holy shit.
I'm locked in.
We are so locked in right now.
Okay, and now I'm going to claim everything, I want to claim everything.
Anapod Hyper.
Dude, I'm actually gonna just ball out.
Okay, so we got all that, and then Stamp Rush.
What's this?
Okay, oh, this is like a daily quest thing, all right?
There's a lot.
I'm overstimulated.
I used to get overstimulated by this,
but then I played where wins me.
And now, menus have no effect on me.
I can't be negative.
Okay, alright, I'm only going to invite people that are level...
No, no, I don't wanna play with you fuckers.
Wait, I didn't mean to decline, now I'm meant to accept him.
Well, I don't wanna... Should I not approve people with this default one?
Cause I feel like these guys might be casual losers.
I only wanna get people with... Okay, he has a shiny one.
Okay.
All right, all right, all right, we're done, okay stop
Stop, I'm gonna have to delete everybody
Okay companion, oh I can buy levels
Holy shit
That's what I was hoping for
And it goes all the way to 100 oh my god
Buy them all should I?
Okay, season achievement. Zero. Right. Legendary journey. Okay. Also zero. Got it. And looking
up and down. Alright, that's everything. Do some pay-to-win shit. I don't know how.
Uh, where's this? Is this a store? Shop. There it is. Okay, so I could buy, I could
get the monthly pass companion handbook I already got that right I got I got this
did not did not get this let me see if I thought I got this okay I did I did I
I did.
Okay, whoa, whoa, sorry.
Okay, so you can also get an outfit.
And...
Ooh!
Ah!
I mean, guys, oh, I can claim this.
I can get the Emperor Pupset.
Okay, so character.
Can I change the way I look then?
Student? No title yet, right?
I don't know if it lets me. I don't know how to do it.
Appearance.
Uniform set. Okay.
Oh, I look like a biker now. Oh wow, I'm so cool.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
We can have something riding it too.
it too.
How about that?
How about that?
That's crazy.
Okay.
And let me go over to here.
No! Wait! Wait! No! No! No! I didn't mean to do that! Put his clothes back on!
There! Damn!
Okay, let's go back to town.
And Dash is gonna eat. I'm skateboarding. I'm skateboarding.
Okay, let's go.
Oh, a special egg.
Okay, I'm gonna go take those eggs and do something with them.
You can fast travel?
I am.
I'm literally fast traveling right now.
Wait, Gate of Ruins.
Wait what?
How is that able to fly?
I feel like that wouldn't even really work.
Okay, let's use the skateboard again.
Nice.
Hatch your eggs.
I don't know how.
When I get over there, I'll go back and hatch them.
Okay, I'm going to try and make it.
Fuck!
Connecting to one.
I didn't make it.
And... ooh, ooh, what's this?
The enemy level is too high? No, it's not.
I thought it was a little 25 or something now.
It takes hours to hatch, wait, really?
It's okay, I probably should be able to spend money to like, skip it, right?
And just like speed hatch them
This is the game of the store and hatching takes time the odds are you probably can just spend money and skip it
Okay, let's go
Here let me see what happens by trying to kill one of these
Oh dude, he does so much damage now. It's gotta work really really hard
Bro, he didn't even know, he just killed him on accident.
Damn!
Here, kill all these guys.
Kill everybody.
Kill everyone.
What if I bring out the big boy?
I don't know if I like him as much.
I was pretty good actually yeah I was kind of good yeah what do you guys think
peanut attacks yeah let's bring up the main one this is my main guy right yeah
he does so much more damage here I'm not just actually ball well
Damn, I'm kinda how to control-
What's that shiny motherfucker?
Oh, never mind, I thought there were all shiny-
Damn, boy, I just killed three of them.
Oh, what's this?
Wait, what the hell is this?
What does it say I do?
Be careful of this am-
Haha, what a little bitch, fuck you.
I'm going to do what I want.
Oh, let's go.
Mm-hmm.
Mm.
I will enter the sanctum.
Hell yeah, brother.
No, what?
No, I want.
I need to be careful.
Watch.
You're gonna see how a champion plays the game.
Awaken.
Let's skip this.
I don't know how to do this.
I literally told me how to do this before.
How do you burn this motherfucker down?
Let me through here.
Wait, this is the thing I was worried about?
Like, obviously, I...
I knew it!
See, guys?
That's what being a gamer for your whole life does for you.
That's what's possible.
Okay. Now what? Oh shit. Okay, this is really complicated. Alright, I'm gonna light this
one on fire. Okay. And then maybe after the fire burns, it's gonna burn this, and then
And the ball's gonna go down.
That's right.
That's right.
See?
See, guys?
Now, how do we handle this?
What if I burn that?
And then I go over here, and I lose the chest.
We're just getting better and better.
Okay.
So now, we have to- okay.
Wait, can I shoot that far away?
Oh, oops.
I have to light it on fire.
I light it on fire.
The ball is on fire.
The ball lights these things on fire.
And then it lights that.
What can I say, guys?
Yeah.
Never thought of that.
That's why you're watching me, okay?
That's why.
Anyway, where's this other chest? Okay, so reset.
Okay.
Alright.
Oh, fuck, oh, fuck, okay, all right, all right, just give me a minute, Gus.
Okay, all right, all right, let me think.
Okay, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, this is getting serious.
I break the box
Got it got it got it got it got it got it
Okay, and then it didn't like everything on fire I
Didn't I didn't know that
Copied straight from breath at a while wait they breathed a while that this to eat two people could think of that
Okay, just give me a minute. All right. There it is. Got it
Okay, perfect next stage
oh this is the big oh oh my god this is the big chest here we go yes
okay
perfect that's it that's right that's right
I don't know if DSP would ever be able to do this.
Probably not.
Honestly, probably not.
Even if I had to guess, right?
I'm not sure.
But one of the other, right?
I missed the chest?
No, I didn't.
Why would I miss a chest?
I literally just went out there and got it.
Okay, let me go.
Let me jump down here.
I tribute home something tells me people also used to honor Lunara in me this way
Oh, wow
Find out how it's done. Then hold a ceremony like that for us too. Okay. I wouldn't get my hopes up if I were you
I'm gonna skateboard for skateboarding
Okay, I don't need to get those
Nicole
What is she want for the bloom festival too?
Uh-huh, of course it only happens once every ten years. I could possibly miss it
Besides the prism on a flow and iris less are both worth investigating
Holy shit. I knew it and researching at the same time. Yeah pretty efficient, right super efficient awesome
Let's enjoy ourselves while we get this done. Okay, whatever happens. This should be far easier
than our last ruins investigation in Starfall Valley.
Alright.
Oh, speaking of those ruins, I'm still a little concerned.
On what?
Hmm, Lumnara should be back in the mural now.
Her aura is calm, she's probably still recovering energy.
Okay.
When we first met, that big cube woke us.
We had some energy saved from sleeping, but not enough.
Lumnara didn't try with you, so she couldn't replenish her energy and had to go back
Sleep so she's dead. No, that's fine. That's fine. It's okay
Yeah, no that's that's fine. We expected that
Okay
Why are all these in the most sleeping here, huh?
Why would I want to do that?
Okay, so I can switch between
I can throw a ball? Oh, shit.
OK, I'm just going to throw the normal balls at him.
OK.
I mean, these guys are stupid as hell, so I just capture all of them.
Do I need a new Celestus? I think maybe I do.
I'm going to get that one, too.
OK.
That smell, it's sweet, burning kind of makes me dizzy.
I think that's the sense of the scent.
What's this?
Yeah, the incense in it feels hypnotic.
This must be why there's anemone while I'm sleeping.
Oh, no wonder I feel dizzy.
So we just need to put it out, right?
Yes.
Knock over the sensor.
yeah wake up bitch is this your iris you are twined with it just to sleep
no not exactly we just ran into a tiny little problem
Uh-huh.
Uh-oh.
Yeeees!
Oh, like from Eldon, right?
for the festival and it was more powerful than I thought are you're an emo okay I'm fine it was
just some regular old hypnotic insects nothing so that's right no they can't talk I forgot I thought
I was sweating he for a minute it's made from some new in scales and they weren't easy to get
I
Think I've heard of them before isn't that some sort of really amazing a Nemo?
Exactly
Folloria the Somniwing is a great a Nemo
She brings us all to kill her train. I have to kill her
I just didn't expect her scales to be so powerful that colorful aroma
Just a sniff is strong enough to make most people feel dizzy with killer
Oh, sorry, you've come with me on your guests. I'll lead you to our elder. The elder will be thrilled to see visitors from Astra.
Damn, look how good it is. That's a nice little area.
Go to Bloomville. Oh, boy.
Okay, let's go.
This is a nice little area, too. Is it as cute?
Okay, now what?
Oh, it's a bloom!
It's a boardwalk.
Looks like Bloomville was built along the flow of the vein, too.
Okay.
So I gotta go talk to this.
Have you done the quest?
No.
Okay.
So, oh no, I'm level 27.
Okay, or 20, no, no, I'm level 20 and 29 then.
Okay, good.
Challengers.
Okay, so I have to go do these.
Alpha.
Oh, shit.
I want to go do that I'm gonna see if I can go kill it actually let me let me
talk to her right now let me talk to her right now I won't fuck around no
fucking around right now zero fucking around all right come to bloomville
The Fire Nation attack? Yeah, we're gonna set the whole thing on fire.
Uh-huh.
Oh, little birdies. Look at the birdies.
I put out bird seed today.
I forgot I haven't fed the birds for a while I gotta get more birds see him out
Okay, let's eat that
Now what when we go over here
You look a little bird what what the force that even mean the fuck does that even mean?
Okay examine a statue
Uh-huh
Okay, oh human child recognized by the core soul and moon
I am the elis ruler of this place the land called the Zephyr coast
I sense the changes of soul and blood and I am sending this to you through this feather.
Uh-oh.
Look.
Oh, shit.
This is the place we were half.
She's a firekeeper.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
They stole her oh no
Good it worked. I feel like that's like really bad, right?
Yeah, this is probably really bad, guys.
Tomorrow the operation officially begins.
Who's there?
Oh, no.
This is bad.
Lenora!
It's actually gone.
They possess creations that replicate the power of the core.
Oh, shit.
Uh-huh.
That is why they stirred sword and wound, and drew my attention.
So this is like...
The Omega fucking animal?
I'll calm this up.
Anemo?
It looks like this is where it ends.
Damn, okay. Well that was... alright.
All right.
Okay.
Somebody's texting me?
What is it?
Message from Boer?
No, you won't.
Oh
How could you possibly know they say show it to me
Show them what happened
You may be in danger too. Yes, you're gonna try and get the red one. Good. It's relatively safe there
We'll notify you of any updates. Okay. So that wasn't a dream
It was real
Nicole did you notice anything strange about me just now?
No, you were just standing there and less than a minute later if a call came through
Damn are you and helium both okay? Nope
We're fucking crazy
Is it hurt I can feel it. Thank you cat your dog. Sorry dog. Let's go see the other's cat
I'll tell you more later
What's wrong? Did something happen? You both look off.
Um, Sunia, can I ask what the statue is? It looks like an Anemo.
You asked the right person? It's Elis, the Aeon who rules the Zephyr Coast.
This is Elis.
That's right! This statue has been here since long ago. They say Elis looks just like this. Adorable, right?
Adorable!
How cute!
Uh-huh.
Wow, really? It's a lion versus a fox?
No, because a fox isn't blue.
That's why I call it a cat.
That's the exact reason I got to take a break. I got to break. I'll do this one now. I got to break
It's Gandalf
Yeah, let me auto
Greetings elder, I'm Nicole and this here is my fellow student at the Polaris Institute
We came from the Institute for the festival
Your principle is an old friend of mine. Are you just in time the bloom first everybody?
It's all of those each other
Naturally, but we see a legendary first mom rest assured lady Irelia will awaken after the ceremony
Flowers will bloom why but she won't wake up. We'll flow
I bet that will cross the whole Zephyr coast
such a view only occurs in bloomville flower candle yeah
we'll make sure to document it all the greatness of the bloom festival doesn't
in there the festival a few lucky children well I'm not a kid though right
a blessing of flowers and butterfly shadows but blessing that's right a blessing no one
stowed by lady irelia the irisalus and lady valuria the somniewin in response to the festival
how i never knew about this sunia is living proof everybody in bloomfield knows she was
Wow, what did she get?
Wow. Wow. What was her wish?
Wait, really?
We won't finish in time.
Oh, I almost forgot.
Oh, wow.
I just finished preparing.
Don't worry.
Pathfinder, Nicole, come with me.
Fragrance?
You're only spectators.
Do we need to prepare something?
I got to do more bullshit?
At the Blue Festival, everyone presents a fragrance they made by hand.
Aw, shit!
Can we show our respect?
And receive the blessing of flowers and bud-sized shadows?
Sorry.
We need a fragrance offering to receive the blessing, but crafting a fragrance I gotta do that
Can you handle that?
Don't worry. I'll teach you crafting a okay first collect aromathists from the sea of flowers
their key ingredients for perfumery
So remember to choose a scent you like
Celine will teach you how to collect aromathists
Okay, I guess you're correct.
So, um, yeah, what do I think about the game?
Uh, it's good. It's fun.
Like, if, if, uh, Wild Forever wasn't coming out tomorrow,
I probably would play more of it tomorrow.
Uh, I'm probably gonna be focusing on that,
but like, I don't think the game's like that.
Uh, it's pretty much fine, really.
Um, yeah.
Like, I don't think, like for example, um, what the hell do I do, other, um, like there's,
oh let me just go.
This game, if I had to say like what does this game kind of remind me of at all, I recently
played a game called Dragon Sword Awakening, and there's like a vibe that's kind of
similar to that in the way that it's like kind of just a you know it's not
like it has like an anime style adventure aesthetic and it's not really I
don't feel like it's really pay-to-win really that much so yeah I enjoyed myself
playing I mean it's fun to be to play it to be fair right but like I'm probably
what I was gonna play it anyway I just found that out recently but yeah
They gave me a link so you can click on the link and play yourself apparently the game's free. It's like literally a free game
So that's nice
Let me see actually and check how many people y'all said a lot of people are playing this shit, right?
Yeah, yeah, okay, all right, so how many how many does it say three point holy fuck
Holy shit
God damn 100,000 people playing the game Wow that's pretty good the medica was
free yeah the pain in the woods I didn't see that mixed reviews though sad I
don't know what people don't like or do like I think that you know really my
first impressions are you know like some of the like my opinion always is
that combat could and movement could be a little bit better like it's not like
it's bad but it just feels like it's like it could just be a little bit
cleaner in terms of like the way that you interact and move near objects like a
little bit more fluidity that's mainly the only thing I think also like I
understand that like as a male I'm probably not the target audience for
this game. Kill. Kill. Um, but I would say that I wish there were more hairstyle options
and facial hair options as a guy. Like I want to place a guy. Yeah, so right click heavy
attack. Oh no, I did it. I did this one. So, but no, I think it's great that like you
have more of these games coming out that are, you know, these like creature collector
games because like for a long time like let's be honest right the only game that was out like this
was Pokemon like that was it and then I feel like POW world kind of broke the uh the stigma of that
and as soon as people enjoyed that game it felt like afterwards a lot more of it just kind of got
normalized to just play like okay well you know it's like kind of like come in the water's fine
where as soon as they did that it felt like afterwards it was kind of like a permission
for everybody else to go and try it themselves and do their own version of it.
And I think that's a good thing by the way. I think that's a good thing.
Did I capture that fucker? I think I did right. I want to try and kill this uh this elite over here.
This or Wolverine? Which one is more for men?
You want my honest opinion?
I think that it's obvious which one's more for men
Me no
It is
Because
This game doesn't cut you out. It doesn't make you feel like a little bitch
Yeah, these things have a lot of help
Oh damn whoa right now I feel him back.
You can pick your battles in this game?
Yeah yeah it's good I've enjoyed it so far.
Which is what matters right?
The game makes you walk in, Wolverine blocks you in for?
Yeah, I don't think this game really makes you walk in.
That's not really how I would describe it.
I think it's just like a pretty casual, relaxing, open world, adventure, creature collector
game, right?
Which is really nice.
That's nice.
I'm going to kill this.
I'm killing it right now.
Fuck.
Transforming?
Really?
I think I can store it, right?
I need to actually start dodging.
I think that's that right yeah I friended me.
Oh fuck.
Oh shit!
This is actually like a real boss fight in it too.
She's about to get broken.
Got it.
Oh, she's half now.
Girls are going to love this game.
Yeah, I'll, uh, I think probably, yeah.
So what ends my coat transform again shit I
Forgot the wrong button
Okay
Oh shit I can even go to I get I this is like super Saiyan 2
Holy shit!
Wait, so can I transform even further beyond? Wait a minute. I'm gonna finish this. I'm gonna do it.
I go Super San 3?
No, okay, so it's just it's like an ALEE kind of. I was about to say.
Okay, she basically dead, right? Gosh a bitch!
Catch Alpha!
Okay, well I feel like I should use the fucking... the Ultra, right?
Get in the box, bitch!
There's only one chance to catch an Alpha after defeating it. Switch to the most advanced Anapod you have to catch.
Okay, nice. So I got a new one.
but yeah anyway um yeah I am I enjoy this game I'll probably play this
offspring I'll probably actually beat this game like I'm not even not and I'm
not like joking or fucking around actually probably will
for real yeah yeah the game plays like it's a nice so like this is a game like
it's a nice relaxing game to play that I don't really have to invest a lot of
like energy into like thinking about really I just play the game and chill
and I like that I appreciate that I think that's a good thing
yeah that's really the truth you're into cozy games I just like games are
relaxin go through this
go over here
that should be good
just popped on can you start over? yes sure
it's easy to watch
do the trainer battle please? I don't know how
Yeah, I have no idea.
How is this compared to Pow World?
I think this is like kind of a, like, I don't know if this is, is this like a full release
or is this like early access or like what is this for the game?
Like I actually don't know.
It's full release.
Okay, yeah.
So I hope they add it.
I don't know how much content there is in a game.
I have no idea.
Steam Deck ready?
Looks like the kind of game you'd be able to play on Steam day.
Yeah, it does.
Light and Power talking so optional.
Yeah, I mean, I've always complained a lot about games that have any exposition or dialogue at all.
Like, this game probably wasn't as bad as other games.
But any game that keeps you locked into just talking, I'm not really...
I'm not interested in, like, a lot of talking.
I just want to play right so play and that's it. This is mobile cross-play on the 23rd
Did you install the wabadia? No, I didn't I'm just gonna do it tomorrow
Like they said, um, I don't know it said it would start at five, but like maybe not
The first impressions like good or bad differences in power on this
The main downside I would say about this game is that I had to spend a lot of time talking to the NPCs
Like and sitting through dialogue
Like I'm very much a show don't tell open world gameplay only kind of guy
That's it, like a lot of yapping right? But you can just skip the dialogue too, you can
But I think people would want to watch it just to see what's going on
Let's get that, yeah.
There's my teleporter in the main city before you log off to him.
I really don't know what the main city is.
Yeah, that's a- I have no idea how to do that.
Oh, oh, Astra, right?
Oh, what the fuck is this?
Wait a minute.
I don't think I even saw this.
Holy fuck!
Oh, this is like a fuck. Oh, that's actually cool. This is like a place where like there's a bunch of other players. Oh
my god
Yeah, it's actually a bunch of other players
Yeah
That's cool
Damn.
And there's a bunch of people playing on the Xbox, there's a PlayStation, wait all the
PlayStation people are together and all the Xbox people are together.
They're like gangs.
And here I am a PC gamer, better than both of them, and it's not even close by the
why yeah console segregated yeah as long as it look this is as long as they're
below me that's what matters right
what the fuck
Oh, that's the guy I wanted to get.
Oh, shit.
That's the console players, what their FPS is at.
I don't know, maybe a dozen.
Like a dozen frames, I mean
Enjoyed porch up. Yes, they're sort. Yeah, I I enjoy the just the open world aspect of the right. I enjoy that a lot
It's like PlayStation home. I don't know really
Is the game optimized I have a 50 90
like
I'm gonna be it doesn't matter to me
right it means that nothing like it's the same for me
press E press F why you want me to play with you no
did you ever get the steam machine I don't think it's start I don't they've
come out yet right I didn't tell you guys I was gonna give it a do a giveaway
for this so I probably should do that authorized companions only
it's a really big area
let's pick up your Pokemon oh
come and throw my bitch
fucking bitch
wait what is this like a club
wait
Oh, I can go and get these things okay it's like a giant mall damn okay this is
coming on in ps5 yeah let me check right now everybody said that it's only girls
playing this game. Let me see. Do you remember that one furry game that I played? And I was
the only person playing the game that wasn't a furry. Let me see this.
Wait, 59 is 10k? Yeah, yeah, they went up like crazy in price.
Okay. I want to see if anybody's playing it that isn't sponsored.
Okay, this is a girl. Wait, it is still just wait, it's actually all girls.
Holy shit
It's literally all girls
There's chance playing it
Chance is playing it besides that he got a sponsor for it too
Holy fuck
Well, uh
I mean here's the thing
The girls they deserve this all right
Because after being neglected by Pokemon and like I mean you can't a girl couldn't play power
World because it has like guns in it and they can't handle that level of violence
So it's really between this and Pokemon
And so here we go. Yeah, here we go. So big surprise. It's a full-aid directory
sure you got to give them their world net yeah you this is this is that they i mean i feel like
it actually is all girls oh my god
it's just all fucking
this is this is
there are some guys to be fair right
Oh my god, that's so funny
What's the player kind of Pokemon Z. I'm honestly it's probably like hundreds of thousands of people playing it
But isn't that sad wouldn't it be you know, it'd be so cool is if it like they just went and
They were like, you know what?
We're tired of making bad Pokemon games
games. We're tired of it. We're going to have Hoyoverse make the new Pokemon game and it's
going to be a triple A game. And I'd be like, okay, now you're acting like you own the biggest
fucking IP in the world, right? But I don't think that's ever going to happen. From
software or Pokemon game? No, from software has to make Legend of Zelda. They don't
have time for this. They have to make the legend of Zelda game. I buy every game, try
about 6 out of 10, Pokemon ZA, or turn that shit after the tutorial. Game Freak cannot
make games. After what they did with Beast of Reincarnation, I think they should just
turn the studio off. I think they should just shut it down. Like, at that point,
You just have to admit that you just, it's not them, it's you, right?
It's your fault.
Like everything is your fault.
We have a main account for Classic Bus tomorrow?
No.
I'm going to try and be live by 11.
I'm going to try and be live by 11 because they said that that fucking Q&A shit starts
at 12.30 and then the beta starts after that but yeah I'll probably play more
of this game I will like I hate to say it but I will like this is this is a it's a
nice game it's a relaxing game
Game Frank is washed basically.
Yeah, it is.
It's actually washed. Tomorrow's a huge day. Yeah, it's a really big day.
I'm gonna try and be alive at 11. I'm like just for context right now it's 8.
So I've been live for, I'd be like 9 hours before now.
Tomorrow.
I should just tell honest to you get off at seven.
Usually I don't stream this long, but like I just I forgot about this game.
And I was like, oh, you know, maybe I'll play it and I'm like, all right, I'm gonna do it.
So as Olympus coming back from off forever, yeah, this we're bringing back Olympus.
We're going to do what we need to do.
He's his arena break out, he gotta be getting sponsored for this right?
Yeah he is, fucking based.
Worry about all the layers, who cares bro?
Just play the game.
to worry about it like my best advice is like try not to think about and worry
about all the things that could happen in the game and just play it just play
the game and don't think about shit
yeah just don't worry about it you're gonna do the guild for the beta yeah
yeah just play the game man like just don't like I get you want to think about
it and everything and like it's fine but like don't actually start thinking
about it or worry about or anything like that.
They make Pokemon with boobies, they have that, it's called Digimon.
Yeah, for a look at them.
Like they literally have them.
Anyway, I'm gonna call the date.
I'm gonna relax.
Thank you guys so much for watching, I really fucking appreciate it.
I'll be back on tomorrow and Classic Plus is tomorrow, the beta.
So I don't know how much content's gonna really be in the beta.
We're going to play Alliance on day one and see how everything goes.
So yeah, anyway, guys, thank you all very much watching.
I'll see you tomorrow.
I hopefully about 11, maybe 11, 15, right?
But hopefully 11 and we'll get ready and play classic.
So until next time, boys, peace.
So yeah.
Oh, and there's the link to they gave me a link to play the game that I
plays. There it is.
If you want to try it out, it's a free game, totally free game.
And yeah shout out to them for sponsoring me too. I appreciate it. So anyway boys, thank you all and I'll see you tomorrow. Peace!
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