Zentreya
3D VTUBER SHENIGANS + ELDEN RING SEAMLESS w @matarakan @limealicious FIRST TIME SOULER | !lamp !vite !senpai !v1tech !epicdesk
01-11-2026 · 7h 51m
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One, two, three.
I'm going to kill him.
I'm going to kill him.
I'm going to kill him.
Diagnostics Fiked, sending report to Microsoft Windows jumpscare jumpscare
C, normally if you go one on one when taking a number one or two, you got a 50, 50 chance
of wiping, but I'm Zenzweck's sedental machine and they're not normal. So you got a 25% chance
at best to find TP then you add Zenzweck to the mix, your chances of wiping drastically
go down.
Well, this is awkward. I'm not ready. So. Yeah. I might have been drinking a little bit of coffee while I was waiting.
For anyone that doesn't work, actually making coffee. Sorry.
Go to Zen's Twitter, XDX.
You know?
So how about one more song? Do you know?
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I'll be back soon, now I understand this.
Maybe you'll never feel surprised?
You won't be able to do anything without me.
I don't care about you.
You wouldn't have to be able to...
I don't care about you.
Giving us luck right now.
So we need to get back to you.
But...
I'm sorry, mom.
I am sorry, I feel sorry for you.
Let's see here.
I should probably get the world going.
Let's see, which one should I choose?
Choose?
Thank you for the gift of sub guys.
Holy shit!
the next one or two hours minimum as it's true.
You guys have been very generous this morning.
Thank you very much for your kindness and generosity.
Okay, that's pretty good.
Let's see, let's see.
Hi.
I do want to have that in frame, let me just rotate, get rotated idiot, cool, okay.
Okay, this is actually pretty good.
Okay, okay. Boom. How about that?
Look at that, boom!
Well, it's so cool.
Exclamation marked deeds 20 hours of storming.
I also need to make the thumbnail for the gang here really quick.
Whenever she gets the chance, I am waiting for the thumbnail from her.
or excuse me. I am waiting for
Metara's image of her model.
So I can make the thumbnail really quick.
Oh my god.
I had some, then I lost them.
I lose things very easy on this computer.
Okay, I have a lot of images.
It's not my fault.
It's your fault, actually.
Akari, what's up?
Hope you had an awesome stream.
much love. Be sure to go check them out and thank you so much. You're just fucking
mad that got you got your ass fucking kicked at Sonic Rumble last night. Fuck you's our
U.C.
Cry about it, bitch.
Bro is literally on the floor, bawling about losing every single fucking game.
Everybody there last night can attest to this.
He was on the floor.
He was literally crying, man.
And I actually want two games too, by the way.
Fuck you Pluto.
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
Explode, explode, explode.
On the floor, crying about losing every game, so like you when you can't even accept
the terms and conditions, SMH.
You know what, just because I said, you know what, UV, explode, no, just because I think so
as well. Hardly, I think you should explode too.
You know what? Everybody fucking explodes. Everybody.
I just imagine just like...
You know that Godfather's scene where it just makes the music just start crescendoing.
And everybody just gets like, short or and everything.
But I have the super-sarm pools.
But it's literally just the Gecko's just exploding.
Saying everybody includes you as well.
There's one watching the TV and the TV.
Explode.
There's one on the phone and the phone explodes.
There's one plane with the plush and the plush is exploded, man.
There's one plane with a stick and then the stick explodes.
There's one just walking on the sidewalk and they just explode.
That's actually kind of funny.
The hypocrisy is real and zensitosed and you're not messing with him, but he's also a fucking...
Shut the fuck up!
Also, spoilers for the godfather.
Everyone explode?
Ain't no way you have to do the godfather.
Come on.
Come on, man.
It's been up for almost 50 years, dude.
Don't give a shit if you haven't seen it, dude. You have 50 years.
You had 50 fucking years, bro. You have 50 fucking years.
When was that made? Like the 70s?
Yeah. About 50 fucking years.
Actually.
Yeah, you've had 50 fucking years, bitch.
Well, we're not as old as you do, D.
You know what, specifically for you, Ronald.
All right. Lower it. Hello? Oh, hi. Sorry about that. I forgot to put that there.
I thought I'd put it right here.
I did not care for the godfather, if it insisted.
Okay, that's even any better.
That's, yeah, that's not any better, actually.
No? You know what?
Try to find like an angle that doesn't make my boobs explode onto the fucking screen
is very hard.
Okay, how about this angle?
See this is perfect.
Right, just face first. There.
See?
Better?
Better.
Better.
So let me see here.
Sorry, sorry, move it. Move it.
Move it.
Just zoom out. Easy clap. Batman.
I have a solution. Let's just not use cameras anymore. Or at least have something
that shows you where the camera is, so it's not just chest shots all day. We had
jam. I bet that was a U-Chi. I bet that was a U-Chi.
29 moons.
Nothing more than I know than somebody who complains about seeing boobs.
And that would be him.
Zenat here complaining like my status to juicy, my lobster to butter the SMA.
The world's first boopater.
Insane.
No, I just hate you. At least you're honest.
Give you that, at least you're honest.
Oh perfect, here we go.
All right, Adobe.
Hold on here, give me a second.
I hate using Adobe so much, dude.
It sucks, man.
Trying to use one of their older, what is it? Programs?
Keeps trying to get me to upgrade too, like the latest one.
You know with all the AI software and everything, dude.
Like, yeah, dude. Fuck off already.
Using your old program because it actually is one of your better ones.
Am I right?
that I don't have to like, pay a subscription. Which is nice, you know?
Back when there was an ace subscription thing, you can just buy it.
Good times, good times.
Let's see.
I also need to cut. Here's...
Here we go.
there's that. I think I can do a better image than that. Come on.
I'm trying to make the thumbnail really quick for everybody here.
I'm so excited for today, dude. I have been excited for this for a while.
Mostly because I've been wanting an excuse to also get back into Elden Ring as well.
So, you know, perfect excuse there.
Let's see.
I have to look for a nice image for Elden Ring.
It's very hard apparently to find a good image.
That has like the logo in the middle.
I might have to do it myself. Hold on.
Mother fucker.
Okay, I guess I am doing this myself. Got it.
Cool, cool, cool.
Let's see.
blank file 1920 by 1080. What? You fucking idiot? Download the damn thing as a
JPEG. Now, thank you. Okay, so then this is here. Nice. Then of course the name
in the center.
Where's the placement usually after this? Oh yeah.
Look, Chat, you can tell this wasn't enjoying this.
Tail not wagging.
I am?
Right.
Sorry.
Let's see.
and
Let me see.
And there it goes.
Cool.
Sorry, give me one second here.
I'm trying to make a thumbnail really quickly.
She gave me an image that is just like half body and it's cut off everywhere.
cut off everywhere. So let me see if I can...
I'm gonna crush out if I have to use that image. No offense. Sorry, Matara.
My perfectionist, I can't handle that.
When I let it go, I have to make sure I get a picture of a goddamn hot dog.
True.
He predicted the future.
Impossible to get a PNG nowadays.
Until next me wonder if dragons and gets super excited does her tail waggonon like a dog?
We're not answering that question.
No.
We're not doing that.
Not doing that question.
This is going to be good.
Who's a good girl? Who's a good girl's in? Yes, you are in.
Hey, can we shoot that guy? Shoot that guy? Shoot that guy right now. Shoot him!
chat, this is the Clubsie's channel, stare.
insane.
Gekko.
Sorry, I'm almost done here, one second.
It's actually came out pretty good. I'm actually kind of nice about this.
It's very nice looking.
17 months with the best streamer out there, love this community, let's bring on 20-26 together,
Center hands.
I did it.
Very nice.
Geckos, if you have anything on a table, then's wagging chill may clear it off.
If you guys don't stop talking about the tail, I'm going to take off the tail.
Look at that tail today.
a tail that can tail.
Is your obsession with my tail?
But surely you didn't forget lines, right?
What's up, you're obsession with my tail.
The tower would love for you to take off the tail, but that's only because she's hungry.
I have lines already.
They're not dropped it in.
But you know who can?
The men in black.
They arrested him for a commercial for kids WB.
I don't want to know anything.
If you take off the tail, can Matui sit?
Then maybe she'll stop trying to eat the geckos.
Mornings and looking stunning as always.
What's up?
We love the tale, just like we love you.
Zenta Hearts.
Oh, I appreciate it. Thanks.
Please don't get rid of the tail, it's a high-quality tail.
Also, can the tail double as a body pillow?
Ask him for a friend.
So you want to hug it?
Is that what I'm understanding now?
that you want to hook it.
Huckleberry?
Much idea, tail-shaped body pillows.
To be fair, we were actually working on that.
And then let's see.
You want us to stop talking about the tale then please press the agree button. It should be a simple button click XDA.
We're not doing this man. We're not doing that. Shut up. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up right now.
After watching Kirby Ashies DragonMid again, I feel like I would like to try DragonTale
stake. Now where I could buy 10 out and stack and tail stake.
Awesome, okay, that's out.
Awesome.
Okay, sorry about that.
Had to make that thumbnail and all that.
All right, anyways, so now we're on track here.
Hello, everybody.
Welcome.
Welcome.
question about the model. The fingernails are they attached to the long glance or your
natural nails poking through. Just curious. To the gloves. Come on, look, they're
literally left earlier before you met terms of service. Zenbionus did you ever beat that
game? That game sucks. And it has like six rigged games against you.
There's six rigged games that are against the player, I'm not even kidding, by the way.
There's like two games, like four games, where you genuinely cannot win against it.
It's actually insane.
Bluetooth, you haven't even beaten the game.
I saw your thing.
You haven't even played it.
You can't fool me, bitch.
You can't fool me.
You high in achievements. Yes, your body.
Sure, body. Sure.
Yeah, sure. Okay.
Hi, have a nice stream.
Hi.
Anyways, poppy playtime.
Gave out hints to who the main bad guy is.
That game series sucks.
I said it.
The only good game was like the first one, and that was it.
Literally.
After the second one, it started becoming more and more of a chore with puzzles.
It had a horror in the first one.
The first one, yes, it had horror.
out a few puzzles, but it kept with in theme with on the horror aspect, second one suddenly
did like a whole split. It went to a whole split of half horror, half puzzles. The third game
went completely puzzles. And I actually just killed the entire vibe for me. I was
just like, okay, this isn't really horror anymore. This is just puzzles. And then
And finally, the fourth one was our Rush project.
It was a Rush project.
It was completely buggy as fuck.
There's almost no horror aspects at all anymore.
Everything is already kind of just like, okay, I already know what's going to happen.
So it's basically just completely changed his identity at this point.
And now I'm not even going to play the fifth one, dude.
That one is not even fucking worth my time, dude.
I just would not recommend it, dude.
It really is just such a terrible series now.
But what about the story?
The story.
I thought the story was starting off good.
And then it just veered off into some random direction.
I don't even know whether fuck it's going anymore, man.
It kind of just started just branching off.
no idea. I think it just lost its identity at this point. Well, to me anyway it has.
Like I said, the first two games were not too bad. First game was good. Second game was
fucking half and half. It wasn't terrible. Wasn't great. But still decent.
Third one. Okay, we'll still keep some horror.
But let's throw in mostly puzzles.
Fourth one. Okay, there's no more horror.
It's an action flick now, it's suspense, and only and nothing but puzzles, that's it.
Let the player get lost in everything else.
That's not even trying to finish the game.
That's a really broken man can even play the game.
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You keep your money.
I'm a protect you this time.
I didn't buy anything from that club, be dude, I love Godzilla so much, I love Godzilla.
I didn't spend a dime on that game.
It's a completely free to play game.
I'm keeping it that way.
It's a fun game.
But I sure as hell, I'm not play by anything from there.
Those prices are kind of crazy man for me.
I'm I'm good, I'm sorry.
I got a sponsor from them.
I told them in.
Told you guys for you to play. You don't have to buy anything.
Stick to it that way.
Keep it that way.
I haven't bought anything.
I never did.
Just play the fucking game.
That's it, man.
It's still a fun fucking game to play with friends.
It really is.
I'm tweaking out.
I am currently tweaking out. Hold on.
Zen. How proud was your wallet? Thank to that DLC fishing boat you picked up that wasn't
usable for more than yourself or whatever. Must have been used to the elves like that
was a game game.
That was absolutely a game game.
Definitely one of the worst ones I've bought in a long time.
I will never let that one down.
And I imagine you guys are not letting me live that one down either.
So that's cool, I guess.
Sorry, one second.
You know a good Godzilla collab that I really enjoyed a lot?
Think about it, Zen.
Give me a shade that fishing game today.
The cost of the boat will be appreciated since you have used it for longer.
That's a really good one.
That's better than the 4th.
No, a lot of the worst girls your wallet will bleed.
We know what you really likes.
Gigabach is such a genuinely good game.
It really is.
A monster hunter and Godzilla collab.
Mean, that's definitely a possibility probably now.
That that that death definitely does have some possibility now.
We are bugging out today, I see.
It's my 57 months here, where's my 40 count chicken nuggets?
A growing get-o, it's over there.
Look over there.
Where over there? Look. Over there.
See you.
That's where over there.
Go get it.
Go.
What they don't know is I've been explosives in it.
It I put explosives in it.
Give it a second.
you'll find out the hard way.
Alright, we're good now.
Perfect, there it is.
Awesome.
All right, so, welcome.
Welcome everybody, happy freaking Sunday.
Hope you guys are doing wonderful.
Let's get the show on the road, shall we?
I recently took a gander at some of you, or a hem.
Fan art on the green side, and I want to beat some of you with a stick.
Fair enough.
Fair enough, I guess.
So, if you're just joining in, hi.
Today is going to be a fun day.
We got a special lined up for today.
a question, bro. Why are you looking at that stuff in the first place?
I'm not touching this one, man. I'm not touching this one, dude.
I'm not touching this one.
But yes.
We got a wonderful day, store.
Today.
We are going to be taking Matara.
Through Elden Ring.
For the first time, me, Ed Limes.
No, don't get me wrong.
Said she just told me right now a little bit ago, she played a little bit of dark souls,
She said, I know how to play some Souls game, S. So I told her,
Oh, you sweet summer child. Those two games are very different from what we're playing.
The bump up from dark souls, one and two, and then when you get to three you're insane.
Like genuinely?
Also thank you so much for the love.
Hope you had a wonderful stream.
stream, be sure you go check them out. Much love.
The bump. When you get into dark souls one and two, it's slow. You take your time.
Souls 3. You run into there. You go fast, Elden Ring. Play is more like Dark Souls 3.
So it's going to be quite a bit of a jump for her, I think.
You can take however, like for elderly you can take your time.
you can definitely take your time. But you can also speed through it. I mean
there's multiple ways to do that. Are we going to make her fight the
tree Sentinel? We're going to let her make all these decisions. If she wants to
fight it, will let her do that. No problem there. No problem there at all.
Not that.
Interesting.
Oh no, no, no.
Metara is not gonna be hanging back. She's going straight to the front.
She is going straight to the front.
She is not hiding behind us. No. No. No.
That's not the experience.
We throw her right into their man.
Sins and Xens and Xens and I got nothing to say or wait. Yes, I do Dragon Bomb get closer.
07 I expect a lot of screaming oh yeah I do. I very much do there will be a loss
there will be quite a lot. I'm excited. I'm very excited about this and of course let
me reiterate this as well. We are going to be doing so much souls
games this month. So aside from this one, we are currently walking fruit through one,
we are currently walking me and Lucia through one.
We have an upcoming collab with Katie, Fufu, Ruben, the Dark Souls 3.
After that we also have another collab for a couple of days as well.
That will be with, excuse me.
Heavenly, useu.
With armoured core 6.
That's right.
So we've got a hell of a lot of things.
up this month. Very excited. Very fun. It's going to be a lot of fun today. Of them have
not even played any of these souls games.
So this is gonna be exciting.
Armored Course 6 is a fun game, dude.
I fucking enjoy that one so much.
Definitely a favorite of mine.
But, of course, of course, it's Zendai's home and maternity then she has to finish the game from yesterday. I don't make the rules.
Nothing beats Armored Core, 4. For answer, nothing beats that one, for me.
I like that one so much, dude.
It's so fucking cool.
I love it so much.
It's such a cool one, man.
Armoured core 6 comes right behind it. Yeah.
Yeah, it does.
Crossed Bandakoot 3. What about it?
I mean, there's also, I mean, crash-bash beats, crash-bad in Goethrie.
Close enough.
Have you thought about playing the King's Field Games or Shadow Tower, Abyss?
No, I haven't.
Crash bash is awful.
Opinion discarded.
Bad opinion detected.
Discarded.
Disregarded.
No.
No, you're not gonna trash talk one of my favorite games.
No.
I grew up on Crashbash.
I literally beat that game.
It was tough, but it was a good game.
and got down that game was tough.
Get the achievements.
I mean there were trophies, not achievements.
I'm actually kind of surprised that they haven't.
I added this onto the PlayStation story at.
I'm very surprised about that, actually.
You would have thought, like, that would have been a series that they could throw into it.
No, it was a Playstation original.
So it's very surprising.
Crash Bash has the same boring mini games.
Oh, you mean Mario Party?
Let's not go there.
Let's not go there, buddy.
Let's not go there, buddy.
This is from the early 2000s.
You think originality was that? Big back then.
There was still a copy and paper everywhere.
Your god damn right I do.
I think it's in my old classic cabinet.
I got crashing racing there as well.
I got crash team racing.
So there's that.
We should play that on stream one time.
The original for the Playstation.
Sorry, I should have made that more clear.
There, now you can see my face.
Now you can see how angry I'm getting.
Tell us what all you have in that cabinet.
Okay.
Tag team racing is suddenly...
Let me see him.
I had to buy my copy again.
MHM.
You make me get out of my trucker area.
You're ready. You're making me get out of my tracking area. I probably shouldn't go there anymore.
I'll probably just stick with what I got here. I got like three games.
games. Because I saw my tracking was flipping the fuck out.
Okay, so out of those three games I just pulled out. Star Wars Demolition.
I don't own any crafting races.
It's never got into them.
Also, then there's a new party game coming out tomorrow with a horror-themed pooled gravesticks.
It would probably be good hijinks for a couple of weeks.
Bugs bunny.
Lost in time.
Bugs bunny, lost in time.
So those were the three I was able to get.
Why are you showing it to the camera?
Use your imagination.
Dick.
When's the last time I showed you anything?
That's the last time I'm showing you anything.
Good day.
Oh no, I'm just like... I'm just walking like that on purpose.
Our war's demolition, you mean hot-changing it so hands-seller didn't shoot first
demolished my respect for the franchise?
Sanch.
So how's Chester doing?
Did the little guy go on an adventure today?
Walking like a thunderbird's happening.
I mean, he did all his things last night to be fair.
Yeah, he already did all these things last night.
His little crawling around and all that.
Yeah, he did that already.
Little scampering and all that stuff.
Little, what little geckos do?
Yes, he's asleep right now.
You identify as a beard.
Is it because you have a beard?
Is it nice and fluffy?
Chat, we can talk about what Han Solo did all day, but what really is talking about
the great Zen Merch from Otaku. You're talking about...
We're talking about...
An epic Desk right now, but if you don't take your shot right now, you may miss your chance to get
the great Zen Merch forever, so take that shot.
They're talking about their actual bearded dragon. I thought they were talking about their actual beard.
I got confused. They said they were a birdie.
I had no idea what that meant.
I... I thought they were talking about... I guess they had a beard or something.
My bad. That's hoated brain.
Oh, I actually had a bearded dragon a long time ago.
When I was a little bit little, I had one.
Mission for beard havers to start calling ourselves beardies to make this even more confusing.
Please don't.
Please don't, ma'am.
I finally understand what you're talking about.
I don't need you guys changing that up on me.
Didn't you call him Sonic or something like that?
I did. Yep.
Because he was a little fast.
What was the name of your bearded dragon? Tell us about this little creature.
The bearded dragon.
That was a long time ago.
Oh my god.
I don't remember too much from back then.
He usually was very docile.
about chatty if we have a chatty as well as we also call our self-bearders because we accidentally
forgot a letter, you know, just to make things more confusing.
Sometimes he would just randomly just start running around.
For no reason.
I guess he just had some excess energy.
So that's why the name Sonic came to be.
It was just, just randomly just running.
So yeah.
He was a nice little guy.
He lasts for a long time.
He was around for a very long time.
good times.
You like shaking your leg?
I do.
It's called ADHD asshole.
You have a fucking herd of it?
ship shit. You didn't mean it like that. Oh, so you're making excuses now. You're
They're not forgiven.
Die!
Sorry, one second.
I think I pressed the wrong button. Hold on.
I got the mixed up.
Sorry.
Ah, here we go.
Yeah, I probably should fix up my...
Stream deck.
It's been a while since I've actually cleaned it up.
Been a hot minute.
Still so cool how much detail got into this model?
Look at that.
Details on the freaking shoes dude.
In saying.
Like look, I'll get you a closer look here, hold on.
I could probably just do this better so I'm not like...
Look at that.
So fancy.
Very fancy, you know. Look at that.
Yes, that includes the bottom is middle.
The bottom is metal.
Yes.
make it fancy.
Thank you for the gift itself. It's much love.
Much love. Thank you very much.
It's a very thin sheet of metal.
So don't worry about that.
52 months.
Oh yeah, I should probably.
Wasn't expecting to get stepped on by then when I joined the stream but I'm sure a lot of
get curtains are happy now all right that's enough of you come here where are you
That's enough out of you.
Still here. Come here.
All right. Well,
Any last word before I throw you off to the boy.
Any last words before I throw you off to the void?
Press agree.
Alright, get out of here.
Didn't get close to smash.
Unhand me.
I've said enough, yes, big forehead and you'll stuck over there. Congratulations. Stay over there.
I'm never coming back on to the screen ever again.
You're staying over there from now on.
Just thought I'd let you know that.
My last words, chat, don't forget about codes and when checking out at Vitramin and Game
are subs to save 10%.
Oh wow, are these breadcrumbs?
Finally food, much, much, much.
Brah.
Don't eat those, what are you...
In this fight, I thought there'd be more room.
But it's all filled with these games that are only partially complete.
Okay man, alright.
That's fucked up.
That's fucked up.
That's fucked up.
That's fucked up.
That's fucked up.
You motherfucker.
Let's go.
No more stinky Zen.
We can just make out in a giant Gecko Pilons and can't bother us anymore.
So, what you're saying is check and finally achieve our dream of becoming the streamer, okay boy is time to entertain ourselves.
Oh god.
We eat.
That was gross.
Please have ears.
Cry to utilize.
Zen, that's some awful breath.
It smells like profit eggs from all the sulfur.
Maybe we should get you some breathments for Christmas this year.
Alright man.
Are you guys done being over there in the corner?
You guys ready to come out?
What do you mean, no?
Guys?
The corner has more content.
All right, come here. Where are you?
Can you make Jack bigger? They are so small in the corner. Then you can just leave us.
You can do other chores or whatever you need to do.
Uh-huh.
We're happy here in the corner. The corner is loud.
How are you?
The corner is life. The corner is the best country.
You're you are.
Okay.
I was asked to differentiate a picture of the brave little toaster and cybers and and I told them they were the same thing.
Wait!
What?
It mags Suga.
Shut up!
Corna was nice and cozy, then. It protected us, unlike a stinky streamer. Please put us back in our comfort.
All right, buddy. Relax.
Remember chat when we were having so much fun in the corner. Those were good times.
Oh yeah? Who are you? Were you now?
So, what were you guys doing over there?
By all means, please feel me in.
I'm listening.
come on out with it. I'm all ears. Come on. What was going on over there?
Look, I'll even put you up to my ear.
You don't get it, Sam. The power of the corner is magnetic.
Yeah.
I'm listening.
Go on.
Tell me all you thought about Star Wars demolition. Ever since that joined our squad, our accuracy has skyrocketed.
Now we're up to a full 1% hit rate, XDD.
A lot of fun, we are just full of soup and if you're being feakier as usual.
Full of soup.
What happens in the corner stays in the corner? It's not to be shared with you, Zen.
It's our safe space.
I was seeing how many bees I could fit in my mouth.
Is that a good idea to actually do?
Background reminded me of something that Resident Evil 4 was released for the GameCube 21 years ago today.
Old.
Okay, man.
All right, that was unnecessary.
No.
Not saying a word.
No.
You know what.
I'll say what we were doing.
We were doing.
Wait.
Honest question do you even have ears on this model?
We were looking at the angles of the corner they are beautiful.
I do, actually. There you go. You saw them. Does that answer your question?
A global-feaky sub-message here, Apple, Apple, Apple.
I mean, I also have the short hair, hold on.
No, I don't think you can see it on that.
Oh yeah, you can.
Why do you want to look up my ears for?
Get away from me.
You told us you were all ears.
You know what? That's fair enough. Fair enough? I guess.
Paisen, I got a secret to tell you. It's really important, like really important.
Point. Get away from me, Zen says. But once you're the one who took us away from
are precious corner. I have to save the beans. We have to save the beans then. They're
only safe if they're in our months. Like a Momigator with their little hatchlings.
What?
Now that's then removed that tiara, we could resume playing Tiktok.
Let me put their lines up for the board.
Pipes, pipes, pipes, pipes.
Nice going idiot.
Hipes XDD.
Nice sound effect, idiot.
Yo, what's up?
Hi.
Oh yeah, there you go.
See, ears.
Happy?
What about this at?
All right, where to? Put this at?
I guess it's time to start getting to work on setting this up.
up
Work on a Sunday, woman, you couldn't get the
a stroke to work? Let alone me.
There we go
I curse thee
Is still still?
Oh my god, you'll find dad you thinking
Fine, come on, come on!
Let's wear!
Fucking idiots
Oh, my god
I have to set this thing up, hold on, on.
Okay, first off today you would have it installed, I do.
Very nice, very nice.
Well, I'm setting it up.
Let's see.
We may be idiots, but at least we've never locked ourselves out of our houses.
Alright, let's relax, buddy.
Too far ahead of ourselves here, I see.
That appears to be the wrong keyboard.
Whoops!
I'm telling us you didn't have it set up already Dragon Raja.
I mean it's a very simple process to be fair.
Are you trying to perform magic or read minds or something?
It's a very simple thing to set up to be fair.
All right, let's install manually, cool, cool.
Program file, steam app.
Yeah right, imagine locking your sleff out three times and then you proceed to waterboard
your last oil at paper roll in your house.
Stir.
OK, man.
OK.
Zent performing the magic of manually installing programs.
A site to behold.
And then if I do...
Game.
Cool.
Move those files over.
Very nice.
Let's see.
Settings.
Allow invaders to zero.
Enemy scaling, I'll put that at 15, just be a 5.
What's up?
Or actually let me put that at 20.
Might be better.
For any health scaling.
No, 15 should be fine.
Just in case we want Mahara to do something by herself.
herself.
A mound of boss health percentage per player for bosses.
I'll put that down to 50, or maybe 35.
That might be a little bit more fair.
Or maybe 50 is fine, I guess.
This lime is going to be the...
Be the one there.
Let's see, password.
And then save, I think.
Okay that should be good. Yeah, all right, nice. All right, that's all nice and
set up there. Okay, that should be good. Let me see, this is the password.
So, then, the question for thee, will you also be doing DLC content with Metara or will
it be just the base game?
Depending on how she likes the game, it just depends on all that, I guess.
If she likes it, good.
They're not even better.
You know?
Maybe we'll get the DLC.
Okay.
I don't know why this thing is on, 4.
I don't have the thing, installed, do I?
The heck?
Oh, I think everybody also needs to set the invaders to zero, right?
I think I remember having to do with it.
it, yeah, just in case.
and you just share the file you edited with them?
Wait, that actually would be a smart idea.
Let me do that instead, actually. Hold on.
You actually just made such a good idea there.
That should work, right? Guys?
Okay, let me do that then.
All right, that should be a lot better now.
That should definitely be a lot better.
And I guess we're all good to go then.
That should be it.
You for your patience.
Thank you very much for your patience.
It should be a very relatively easy thing to...
Set up.
Guys?
Hello? Is the screen?
Where am I?
Where, what am I looking at? Hello?
What in the world?
What is happening?
Hello?
Oh there I am.
Why did you drop us then?
Okay, that was just, I don't know what happened.
Sorry, my bad.
It's my bad.
Oh, also?
I finished the Stranger Things season finale.
I felt nothing.
I don't know.
I kind of felt like that was it.
They kind of felt just like, okay, that's it.
Like, after all these years of world building, you know,
building, you know, Vekna and Mind Flare.
you
you
you
you
you
Also, I'm guessing the creators are not doing anything, I'm going to spoil things.
I was going to say there's one character.
But one of the antagonists didn't even get any type of, like, ending story thing.
I'll just say old lady, that's it.
She was supposed to be like, she's been such a main antagonist more than Vekner.
nothing happened. We just totally forgot like okay we are not going to talk about
I'm not crazy old lady.
Any vulnerability check.
To a flock buddy.
Maybe next time.
Try again.
Let me see here.
You are currently rolling to fight.
Eval wizard.
You're fighting an evil wizard.
You're out of bullets.
But you're not out of options.
You still have your fist.
Roll.
And see what happens.
Somebody got a 20?
They did ask cast Linda Hamilton, gave her a main role, and didn't even bother to give
But here we go.
Critical failure.
You throw your fist wildly.
Almost like in a little slapping motion.
You're a pussy.
You've never gotten into a fight.
You're alive.
You've never gotten into a fight.
The Wizard's Baffer.
The Wizard's Baffer.
The Wizard is so bad.
He slaps you.
And you die.
Game over.
Yeah, a little tiny slap kills you.
Sorry, guys.
Better luck next time.
What, you want another go?
Okay.
So let's see here.
You are swaking in your dungeon.
You are waking inside of a dungeon.
You have no idea where you are.
It's dark.
Damp.
You hear sounds of...
You're not here, hold on.
Let me set the mood for you guys, and stop fucking doing this really. Quick.
Fuck sake. Why am I doing this again?
There.
I roll to raise the dungeon.
That's not how that works.
Okay, so...
You roll. Thanks for giving us the daily POV of your moths.
You wake up in a dungeon. It's scary. It's so scary guys. So you wake up. It's dark.
All you hear is the wet, droplet, hitting the floor, then suddenly.
You hear rattling.
You hear rattling.
You hear rattling.
Can we see if our demon boy friend is around?
You hear rattling.
It's a skeleton.
He hasn't made your presence known.
He doesn't know you're there yet.
You have advantage.
What will you do?
Keep this up and we'll have to have your face to the moment.
But you notice something.
There's a broken sword on the ground.
I cast Hustyoporosis.
Why don't you guys roll for me?
And go for...
Scale check.
skill check. No magic, either. You know nothing. You're a bum! You're a fucking bum.
I shall try and pull a femur off the skeleton's leg to make his body collapse into a pile of bones.
You are a fucking bum.
critical failure okay well about that then I guess well since that happened
you had a critical failure as you start sneaking up on the skeleton you trip over
yourself. You face plant. This startles the skeleton to quickly turn around.
You've been seen. Magicians break. You have two options now. Run away or fight.
What do you do?
I find a rocket subutiful rock the most pretty rock I've ever seen I slowly disintegrate
because it was cursed I feel nothing as I turn to dust still looking at the rock.
Okay, so one of the geckos is actually dead. Now.
So don't worry about them. Can I fight with these sweet moves?
Bone zone.
How many geckos? Let's say there's five of you.
One of them you just fucking died.
So now there's four.
Peepies.
Mean.
Yes.
That is an option as well.
Let's see.
Let's see.
The DST trailer basically is my POV.
That is unfortunately curved.
One of the geckos runs straight towards the skeleton.
Instead of throwing a punch towards the skeleton,
you end up punching the guy in front of you instead.
So one of the geckos just gets knocked out.
Congratulations, you're down another party member.
So now you have three.
We had five geckos, down. That was enough for a lead team.
Now who wills you, cheaply, with sedays?
All right, for the next move.
I can't take these four critical failures in the realm.
Yeah, fair enough.
Okay, so I offer him a glass of milk and when he says yes, I put my hand into my pockets and pull out my people finger and proceed to run away.
All right, roll.
With whatever thing you've been using, I guess, for the past like five minutes.
Whatever shaman was using.
I think it's like what? 5, 3 bucks?
Let's see what you got.
Okay.
Okay.
That's not bad.
That's not bad.
That's not bad.
Not bad.
Not good, but not bad.
So you do take out a glass of milk?
What you don't know?
Is that it's spoiled?
So you're giving it to a skeleton.
Who also thinks you're joking, by the way.
He gets mad because you're trying to think like,
Oh, you're trying to tell me that I need calcium in my bones.
So he throws the milk on the floor, obviously.
So now he has the bone to pick with you.
But while he's distracted with doing all that,
the gecko makes a run for it.
So now you have two members, the dungeon sail.
You still have two members in the dungeon.
for those who come after.
Well, what will you do now, two geckos?
You have a pissed off scout in now?
Skeleton?
What will you do?
You'll throw pockets, sanded them and run away.
All right, roll for pockets sand.
By all means,
It's a skeleton and then say,
it looks like you took the draw for granite.
By all means....
roll...
You do throw pockets in.
So, or what you believe is pockets in, you throw what you believe is to be pockets
sound. Unfortunately, it's not pocket sound. It's just lint. So it just falls to the floor.
Slowly. So now you're just standing there. It's awkward. One more gecko left.
What would you say?
Speaking of guilds and kego's, I am curious if you will be bringing that back if it's okay to ask.
I missed this kind of chaos.
I will definitely work on that.
I cast charm on them with my supremely good looks.
All right, roll for it.
I kick where he's growing.
it be.
I only have four of them.
Even the skeleton feels pain from that.
Wait, this is...
Are you rolling the charms or role for it?
So, role?
Let's go start to a great deal of being a gecko.
I guess it's the time, dear.
Tang your one.
Not bad, not good.
So you tried to ris up the skeleton with your immaculate charms.
Oh, I thought we were doing a D20.
You know what? I'll give you this one.
I wasn't paying attention to the role, sorry.
you actually do good. Okay, so you immaculately rise up the skeleton, quite
charmed actually. You managed to bring him down. He was angry at first, now he's
He's kind of chill, but he's not raised.
He's not sharp.
He's not chamed, but he is interested.
And what you have to say next.
But now it's his turn.
Let me see here.
I think I have.
Here we go.
You roll a five.
So, you know, kind of like, you know...
No, stop that. Stop it!
The scouting.
The skeleton decides to take a swipe at you, though.
Well, the one that didn't charm them up anyway.
You know, the one that was...
Using the pocket lint.
So the skeleton misses.
But barely.
It ends up...
Don't give up skeleton.
Taking a chop off of the horn and one of the geckos, which is the one with the lint.
So now this gecko doesn't have a horn.
Or I guess one anyway.
Orange.
Why us?
Next.
What is your next move?
They do make a pretty mad though.
They do be pretty mad at the moment here.
Yes, Kim would he like to hang out with us smoke weed, fill our bellies with diet, soda,
and play burn out revenge for the PS2?
That is technical advice.
Do you think you're spectacular at doing D&D improv?
Have your DM'd for a session in the past?
Shame on 63 note.
No, I just started.
I've been doing it here and there.
For a couple of years on and off, honestly.
So, roll, four, I guess, playing burnout revenge for the PS2, smoking weed, and drinking
diet soda. So yeah, roll for that. Sure, fuck it. Why not? I await your roll.
Are you serious?
Congratulations. You?
The other Gekko next to you.
And the skeleton walk off into the distance to go play Burnout Revenge for the PS2.
Go drink diet soda. And get high. Even though disgusting can't feel any of that.
The skeleton can't even feel any of that.
that. Congratulations. You won the fucking session. That's actually pretty impressive. Wow.
Let me put it on the screen for them.
Do not capture the file because it has the password in it. This is true and I'm just gonna
I'm just gonna share screen to you now. Don't worry. They can't be
I was just actually don't or is it just sent you her I and I file so just drop that in the thing instead and delete the one that you don't loaded and
Exactly
What do
Wait
I could feel what here here you see you see is in sent you with then put the thing in there press
on the download. Yeah, go into the file that you or the folder that you extracted everything into
and then find the, what's it called? ESERC, underscore settings.
I like what we'll meet that. Wait, wait, wait, wait, this is a door. Okay, wait.
Elden ring properties. Okay. Let me go back into the file. This is so, okay.
Oh, it's bad. It's bad. Hold on. It's in my folder. Wait.
Okay, I have my install folder open and then I found, you know, where's the, yeah, file.
It should be, there's a seamless cool up folder that you will have dropped in there if you dropped everything.
I do you're in, you're in game right now and another should be, you have crash dumps and easy anti-chate movie movie DLC as DC.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, okay, let me show this.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, I have found.
Okay, okay, I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I know I'm the thing that's
Yeah, I mean are SC settings.ii and then take the fall that you download from then and put that in there instead
Your ES RC ERSC setting style. Do you see
wait where did you
Where have you extracted everything with dara?
Okay, okay, so what I did is like I took the seamless co-op, but I like moved it in here
I think oh, that's the zip
Go into? No, I am zip it that's the go you didn't that no you didn't know you didn't I did look look look
It's a zip
Okay, okay, double click that double click that double click that and everything inside that put that inside the folder
Yes, so these are both of those yep there. There you go
No, no, just see what's so full
Okay, the delete ER.
Did he set it?
Y'all.
Y'all.
And then take the file that was in and then just throw that one.
I just put in.
Oh, not downloaded it.
I just didn't.
I just didn't.
I don't think you did.
I think you're lying.
It was saying unverified download block.
Oh, it's unverified download block.
It's not like you're not.
Why are you going to let yourself in?
Why are you sending me unverified download send?
then because you're Windows is sort of trying to freefully interfere with what you're trying to do pretty much
Yeah, it's not there. It's still not doing it. Okay, we're done. It's there.
Okay, there you go. Don't let it. Don't let it in.
So I just put this bad boy like that. Yes.
Yes, you know you're fine because then changed it first you like just have to like go live
Yeah, I mean, okay, okay, I mean, we've been like I've been like I have I'm so this is this has been a public thing
I don't
But worry more I need to meet you. I mean, so they can see me like I see you're good. Okay
Thank you, Zen, for setting this up. I was telling my audience that the problem is
so, it's quite shortage, is like right now, instead of both of you being out and
about, maybe needing, you know, handsome men, you're both carrying me in Elden Ring.
I put that on. I've been excited for this for so long.
I don't need to. My mom let me have two wives that are getting wrong.
you said you played Dark Souls 1 and 2.
Yes, but not good and not far.
So how far did you get?
Just tell us.
Dark Souls 2, I think I've reached quite very early on.
Dark Souls 1.
You're strangely enough.
Like, I remember going through Black Town and fighting like
Spider-Girl or Fire Girl after that.
girl after that. Quig! Okay, there was no good idea. I don't know how I got there because
when I tried replaying the game again, I got I stopped way before that point. I like struggled
right after Ruth Gargoyles. So I'm like, how did I get to Quilag and do Blighttown before?
Honestly.
So bad.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
But I will tell you, you'll be fine.
No.
Those two games play a lot more differently than what we're about to play.
In what way?
This is a lot more fun.
Yeah, it's set up with every single iteration.
And Elvenering kind of gets into like hyperactivity.
Levels go.
It's interesting because the boxes are much faster.
But yeah, but you're much faster too. So I do I still I still maintain that like this is going to take a while
Because the Elden Ring experience is occasionally getting hard wall by like the first big boss
It's okay. I believe in us. I also I'll be honest. I
Definitely like I will have never been a competitive gamer
I've never like
Wicked improving in video games. That's why I like my little broke likes and stuff like that and I can feel like since COVID
I have gotten worse in games.
I cannot focus the same.
I don't want to keep trying as hard.
I don't know if like some of it is
because I don't want to look bad on stream,
so I just don't try.
But, um...
Yeah.
This is going to be a total spark.
It's totally fine.
Don't worry about it.
Elving has no need for self improvement
and drive to... to... to... to... to... to...
Really?
No, it's sarcastic.
No, you're just...
This is going to be interesting.
I just... I... I need everybody to know.
like I am I am hard hoping for going to help you out as much as we can what you're the
white's play I'm literally gonna have a fight to enjoy the experience you know how I enjoy my experience
sitting back glass of wine you two fighting me maybe sometimes no no no sorry to any of my stuff
there like a cuter's broken okay I can join you over there was maybe like a bow sometimes
Oh no. You're not. You're joining us. You can play a magic
constant in the back. We've got you. You'll be fine.
That's also a thing. You have one wife that's like, come on, baby, you got this.
And the other wife is like, okay, baby, you can relax. But then you can go and get it.
It's perfect.
Oh.
Well yeah, okay, let me, I haven't actually launched this game.
All right, let me just open it up.
And it was full price.
Even though he came out of really long time ago,
it had an amazing idea.
It is amazing.
I also people will say full price for Farms off games.
Yeah, pretty much.
I'm a paid full price.
I mean, this is expensive.
I don't worry about it.
Of course.
Tax right off.
Hmm, it's going on on the on the on the work account on the work card
Apparently it was on sale two weeks ago. All right, I'm logging in. I'm clocking in and let me change my I'm so excited
I'm really far even do anything
You have a controller. I'm gonna play mouse and keep work today. Oh
I mean, okay, and then if it's really really bad, I'll definitely not control it
I got it. I got to like have some fun steaks, you know
I gotta tell you that I would not recommend that no I really I really would recommend that
It's the first time
I got I got a going blind, you know
We also don't want to make it your last time
Honestly as long as as long as like you don't throw me to the wolves too badly
I won't be the last time. There of course not scheme. That is true though.
Like I woo yeah pretty much.
Oh
I hate it I hate it all right do you know how to launch it by the way this is
I'm going to ignite something.
Wait, you know how to launch the multiplayer?
Well, I'm going to play through the coming up.
Yes.
No.
Oh, I did actually have me.
I'm using the function some amazing.
It should be in the file where you drop those things.
Oh wait, so I don't launch it from like the regular no no no no no no no steam
Okay, you need to get a slrc launcher dot exc it's in the main directory not inside seamless call
Okay
All right, let me
Let me get out
Thank you so much Marpy for the raid welcome readers. I'm doing a clap. Yeah, I'm in the end. Hello
Okay, so I have to open it from the file right from the same as I'm having a good time because my
One actually launched and it is gone and we know it's like old
Seeing those call up files that I know I know that you'll figure it out because you're smart. Oh, I will don't worry
It's nothing else. I'll delete the article and read on the phone
So then when I go into seamless call up I have to do EAR
CS launcher, right?
I heard E E R and O's it would.
E R O R P.
Me when ADHD always get those to them your head friend.
So how how is your new year been treating is then.
I see been the head in the ground run and it has been very nice.
Very relaxing.
I came to hijack my resolution.
What is this problem solved?
Is this 720 fucking pee?
Let me out.
We love it.
Release her.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Welcome to the seamless core mod.
Wow!
Oh my God, we did it.
Oh, she's got it running.
No, we did it.
We did it, fam.
Thank you, thank you, gang.
the
menu is like slightly because I think the resolution so fucked up the menu is like slightly
where my mouse is is not what it select so it keeps like oh
looking at the first how to like yes here you're going
ah
like a fix it fun if it's in I fix it anything
I forgot this game came with fucking retrace I don't need that
I put it on because fuck it. Why not?
It's very interesting just for better graphics.
It's pretty much.
Like the advanced lightning shadows rendering.
You don't need it, it doesn't run that well in this game.
Wait, is that Archie on that 2PC life?
Yep.
Yeah, that's why she got it.
I could probably brute force it, but I don't think I'll even notice
Like the difference, I don't think it's it's it's particularly willing to
mint it in this game if I recall.
Oh my god the music is incredible.
It's really fucking loud.
Yeah, it's only turned it down.
I was like nope nope nope nope nope.
It's a good thing.
It really is.
I am.
I am enjoying it greatly.
Okay, I'm going to make my new character and I'm going to watch the intro because
it's peak.
Yeah!
It is side peak.
It's the intro before, so I can actually watch it now.
All right, so new character and then that's how we join together again.
The way that it'll work is it's anything like the Dark Souls 3 similar, which
I steam it is.
It will give us an item.
Then we'll basically use the item to be like, I have opened my session to people and
and then we will use our own item to look for co-op sessions
on because we will have the same password
because we set that up correctly.
We will join her sessions specifically.
Nice!
Oh man, I like the one with the funny potato on their head.
The prisoner.
I usually go for, I think.
Don't I just go for it?
This is the first time I've ever heard of her
and do I do some, right?
It's not working.
I did Samurai as well. Yeah, should I be Samurai too, so that we can just be Samurai too?
I'll be buttoned. I would probably recommend. Since you want to do it.
I don't want to do it. Actually, you know what?
I don't know if I can do it.
I'm not sure if I can do it.
I'm not sure if I can do it.
Yeah, that's why I took Bandit because I got arrows.
I don't know why sort of not a lot of them.
Not a lot of them, cheese.
Are you okay with the outings?
Yeah.
That's true.
Are you girls okay with me adding increased maximum HP?
Crimson, Amber, Medallion.
Is that okay for me?
That's your personal item.
That doesn't matter.
It won't actually increase my personal HP. It will for you, but it's like what what what wait
We need you're not gonna be like, well, you're not gonna be like, oh, but Tara you're making yourself stronger by
Yeah, I don't mind
Yeah, I forgot how like
Carably weird looking every from soft characters
They they look a little
It's gotten better, but it's still bad.
They look a little.
Of course. They look a little.
That's so funny.
There's a lot of chronic overbites happening here.
Wait, what really for you? I'm not seeing it over by for me.
This girl this girl has dental issues. Like I have there's a very weak chin going on here
Holy moly
That was like the
What the fuck is form emphasis me?
Wow
What form are we?
I like how so much detail just to make your character still look ugly
A parent age starts at 25. What does a parent age one even doesn't do anything okay?
Whatever.
The nose bridge is very aggressive. I look like I can't run into a wall.
I'm almost like me. I'm scared.
Please don't do anything at all, shall we? Is there a randomized button?
Probably.
Probably
Oh, I can't load for this
They're all on
Randomized button. I'd like to
You similar face over and over again. That's not randomized. That's that's ruined. That's the opposite around demise
It's fun stuff is what it does
I just I just want to change her note. I just want to talk about her news. Oh, you know what? I'm just gonna see if there's something
We don't have to do everything is wrong with our nose, man, and I don't know
I don't know honestly you're gonna give her complexes not just gonna feel bad
Good
Good, you know what I would do if I were her
Oh, shame
Big deep shame, so I want to know what you're all about being buried into this universe
Yes
It's gonna suck.
I want to know your guys experience without them raising.
If you don't die, you're probably just gonna make a lot of many times.
What am I saying? I finished it like twice.
It's a very long game so you're much.
So I don't finish it as many times as the others.
How long we talking?
I
Let's say that I feel like they're living in front of me through my two-in-sleece quests. Optimistic.
Yeah, I mean, you know how long it took us for the, what is it, what game was it?
Resident Evil.
I'm a slow gamer.
How long did that take?
I wasn't with that.
Like four streams I think?
Or three.
Oh.
Yeah.
I mean, if we're just going for just like the bosses and everything, I don't think too long.
I think just I think just boss rushing would actually make it take longer though because the bosses will be harder.
So I think there is to be some level of diversion otherwise we're gonna have trouble.
That's fair enough.
Yeah.
I'm excited.
I'm in.
I'm in.
We're supposed to hear get started.
You got a long year to go. Okay, we got a long year to go. Why does this person have access to basically like 20, 25's lift trend?
She's got the fucking, you know, like the dark, the dark lip liner and the lighter lipstick. So, I can't, it looks like she's got a voice beef.
She got the TikTok girly lips.
Down.
Why are you looking at other women's lips?
That's a good question.
Yeah, I look like I'm about to start my GTA RPG journey, honestly.
Like...
God.
See, the game wouldn't be taken.
God, God, God, God, God.
And character creator.
Listen, listen, I have to look at this.
It's not that easy.
You've made such a good one.
Are you doing it too, Zen?
Because I feel that's bad if you're still doing it.
I am still doing it.
Yes.
Okay, I'm sorry.
Okay.
Then I feel that's bad.
We will take our time to look beautiful as we should honestly see she gets it
Let's go girls. We got to look pretty when we save the world hell you
Listen, I that that is one thing that is very important to me looking cute
I don't even want to look at all the other stuff because I I think my stuff it's it's a look like they love I'm happy
The best part is I feel like the actual color picking is also flicking awful.
Like you know whenever you try and get like red hair in a game, it just ends up being impossible because it's like so pissed weak looking.
Just like this.
And do this.
That's slightly that's harsh.
Especially because I'll do all of this and then I'll leave the character in the liking will be different.
It will be like a ghost sweet home.
Yeah, like other people.
Why did I do all of this for what?
Oh, by the way, great.
What's going on?
Sorry, then.
I didn't like it.
I'm just going to be playing along.
Yeah, somebody said, I don't know.
They all been ring.
Start a new run with us.
Oh, I see what you're saying.
Yeah.
My character looks quite old or with that your intention.
Well, you know, sometimes women come
Three aged
My life. Oh, like me. Okay
That's like she looks old baby. What do you mean lipstick color black?
Okay, these colors have absolutely no bearing on what this guy because it looks like this is just this is just a fucking lie
What do I wasn't black but Gothic
You could be god mommy
I'm just gonna turn the lipstick down like old-
My character looks like dried bacon.
That's just what older women look like, man. Leave me alone.
Hey, don't, don't, don't, don't put it all on there. What the fuck?
No, I just can't.
And all their women, if you feel targeted, Jesus.
I thought you.
I don't look like dried bacon.
I'm looking for your eyes, bitch.
I mean, clearly one day, we're all gonna look like
rising and flourishing, but I'm not a place to write a trip.
And as we all get older, I'm clearly having a very old lady and that's fine.
I think the actual answer is that I personally get you are currently like tarnished
or whatever the source version of it is.
No, not even.
I'm literally just body type 8.
She looks like a regular old, you just made her old, okay?
Fair enough.
I think it's just every time people play, and everyone, they chat and like, oh my god, why
Why do she look like that? I'm like, well, that's like, I'll show you what she looks like. She looks very
I think I don't believe you. I'm up am I lying?
I don't know. I'm busy making my character think I said your photo. I feel like she looks very like, you know
I think this is acceptable, right? I'm going to bother with the facial proportions. I just oh, oh, that's that's a chin
my jawline
my jawline, my twissel jawline
yeah, we're with jaw jaw constipals
I think I want all of this
and I can't even see my character
hmmm
what's the actual way to get to the same place
match her jawline in
what's the jawline option
or like not, you know, like the under chin
what's wrong with her fucking neck
but who talks?
I don't think Botox is available in the lens between but it's not helping.
Think of the best I shall be making.
I don't think it's chin.
I don't think that's all the same.
I like changing these settings and it doesn't seem to do anything and simply just lags out the game.
Oh, that's not good.
Shin No Shin Death made her chin extend, but it like that just made it so her chin was fucking check.
It didn't actually help the jaw problem.
Maybe the lower jaw. Let's try the lower jaw.
story. It's not it's not doing it's not doing anything. It just makes my game
blank. I'm sure you look very beautiful. I'm having I'm having I'm having a
day. Okay, no, that doesn't do anything. Don't worry, it'll get better. You can
bully me in Alden ring. It'll get better. It's true. Fair enough. Yeah, you can
I don't believe me enough rain.
Oh Lord.
Ah!
Ah!
Sorry.
To be fair, I don't think we can bully anybody.
Really, Zem?
Because I'm sure you'll find a way to...
I'm sure you'll get to how find a way.
Is there a next setting?
There's not a next setting.
How is there not a next setting?
I'm sure Zem, you're going to be like, hey, Batara.
Go down this path and then I'm going to get sliced and diced and sliced and diced and sliced and diced.
I'm sure of it.
No, you're you're gonna do it because then would do it before you
Believe in the me who believes in you
Okay, I think I think I think the answer is I'm cursed to have a game or neck
You know, you know, I'm like
You know, like someone looks amazing from one angle and then as soon as they can just you're like, oh, Christ
Just like, oh no, make sure you're from dead on. No, no, they're angle. Thank you
The side profile is gruesome. It's it's it's Reva here.
Okay
After I'm just just one of the movies gonna start right with my character. I think so are you sitting there waiting?
Yeah, yeah, I'm actually with you
My latest I'm I'm I'm ready. I get old
I'm going to put it on and I'm going to wait.
All right.
All right.
No.
No.
You're tarnished.
I think we're going to need to hang on.
Oh, shit.
No, that ain't good.
Oh, God.
Okay, we're going to.
The call of the law and the last race.
Speak to us all.
Oh.
Oh.
We're going to get you to the call.
Yeah.
No.
No.
No.
I don't get to the call.
I don't know.
Chief don't know the badlands
We have a brilliant goal
Fear
Come power one region
The most fucking time
Yeah, I turned it down so kiddo
How many of this is for people?
No
No
That's why
It does, it does infernors get very loud if it's opening, it's so fucking good.
Sexy lady and goal, I like.
The fun thing that you'll find about this game of Torah is that everyone has really
similar sounding names and despite having played this game quite a bit, I don't remember
you too.
I believe it.
good times. I love the color and the everything so far. Yes, it's very beautiful.
You ain't seen nothing yet. Not yet, but I'm definitely getting the Lord of the Ring
inspiration here. It was actually, at least they say that like,
Shoudra Martin was actually involved in the initial lore conception of this game.
Oh, I think he might be responsible for all the ridiculous names.
I blame him for all the way.
True, dark souls also have kind of silly names.
Not like this.
Oh, he has the incest, that is both to actually know.
Oh, he love incest.
And video game is pretty crazy.
Wait, what?
In like, in like art.
What?
Because it's...
Okay, I see what you mean about the names.
I just mean that one characters do the incest in the video game.
Like it creates crazy story. That's why
What okay, Goneeter is a great name
All these crazy ass bosses
And then
Yeah, it's so funny these days are so like God
Imagine that be
a poop eater, it's like snake eater.
Crazed cockook, it's too much.
The funny fecal feast there.
The fecal mice are.
Oh, that's good.
That's good.
the diapothecule ducy d'over
me all faster oh my god
feaster
all right which one also gets shit faced
really literally
figuratively
which one of us is Frodo
I'm like a little as bitch.
Yeah.
What's his name?
Okay, my son was like...
arrogant.
I got arrogant.
Oh, the one that breaks this foot.
How do I, how do I roll?
Give me a second.
Where's the...
That would be the circle button.
Oh, the...
Oh!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, the circle button. I wonder how long it'll take me to like, you're on with the people who can forget this whole melody in this game.
Uh, where are the, oh, here we go. Thank you. Perfect.
Space bar, nope, space bar is my jump.
It's not control. It's shipped as like backtrack. The circle button, you guys suck. How does it volume, Jeff?
I can't have finger.
Yeah, it's not gonna be Frodo's and she isn't even five foot is crazy.
Wow, oh my god, when I look at the controls it only shows me controls on the controller
It doesn't show me mouse and keyboard controllers
This is crazy
It actually I'm stupid my friends. I'm stupid my friends are being sent through the wrong audio source
Oh dear, apologies, it's just a shift. Oh, okay, let's go. I'm ready.
I'm gonna try one people to hear you for a second.
Time to take the weights off.
I'll set that up, yeah.
Let's see.
There.
Okay, and then I'm so curious.
That should work.
I like how inside of having out your bag, it just has loose skin rolls, that's very nice.
That is kind of funny.
Is that the better balance, Chetal?
Are we making up with, with, I don't know.
Something.
Oh, I do appreciate that claw hand I have to do to hold down B.
Love it.
Okay.
All right, I'm ready.
You're starting all over the tutorial.
Toriel.
Then are we tri-harding this or do we just want to throw ourselves off of cliff to start
a scene possible?
That's well good and refresh, to be honest.
I'm pregnant and die because I'm so easy to play in a night-reen.
Yeah, and saving the things will be a staggering phrase that they don't.
How does night-reen differ with the staggering?
I remember that the truth is that there's three of you, so it's like a very different experience out to actually just
dealing with this by yourselves
Ow
Oh
How come there's a like message again?
Oh dear
And good effort, good effort
I missed Drs. Good afternoon indeed.
Of course, I feel like it's time for the beginning, too. I forgot.
So we're going to kill the tree sentinel first, right, son?
No spoilers. No spoilers just yet. I see. I see.
I thought I started with the bow and arrow because I see what it thinks.
But I guess it only starts me with the right?
Of course.
No, you got the bow and arrow.
Where?
Did you do the stammer?
I start because you have both.
No, no.
I started the bandit start because it looked like you have the bow and arrow.
Oh.
Oh, it's in my side.
No.
Oh, I don't get out of the scenario.
Do you?
I don't remember.
I'm not going to lie, when you said, do we try hard it or do we die?
And then I see that the enemy guy has a bunch of arms and swords and I have a dagger.
I just felt my hips.
I just knew, I just knew.
I just knew.
I just knew that I just felt it.
I was like, I'm used to night reading touches, roll and he just rolled into staying
in tight.
I'm like, oh, I see.
I understand. I understand what I got to understand where I got to go.
Listen, I just want to play with my girls.
Yeah, okay, there's a unit or is that a unicorn like the Harry Potter's?
What's my name?
That is indeed the source of unicorn mythology.
Listen, I'm just going to be running extra sexy woman on horse. I've played enough.
Witcher to know where this could go. I'd seen enough.
Yeah, beee.
Uh, I think the tower should go through the cave of knowledge.
True.
Personally, is that the majority of it?
It's a tutorial. No, it's a good idea.
Yeah, yeah, when you get up instead of going towards the door for yourself off the cliff where that guy is sitting
I'm gonna get back and yeah, yeah, I can
Okay, I need to I need to I need to pee so I'm gonna keep going forward to pee
Yeah, that's how good. Oh, I was like damn I just died. You want me to die again?
Shit you got that I got the second agon
You'll need to rest at the first bonfire, by the way.
You'll see four.
I'll go down there.
Oh, after falling in a cool cool cool.
I'm excited.
Yeah.
I see.
And front of me are two pounds.
I'm going to the bonfire.
Tell me.
I'll island.
Okay.
Are you going to come?
Are you going to come see me?
I'm going to come kiss.
Let's see.
Firemark.
I'll close.
My flask is...
Oh...
There'll be shit.
So, once you get to the bonfire and you sit at it and get of it.
Oh, mm-hmm.
Go to your inventory for me.
Well, I'm not...
Baby, I'm not anywhere close to the bonfire.
I see the little guy jump down to the hole ahead and you will find to keep it knowledge.
All right, yep.
Okay, this dude is brave, Tarnish, take the plunge.
Yunk.
All right, this is where.
Hopefully you will find the internet time for your life.
It's boss fight, skick, explosion.
Sites of grace, okay, they're not campfires in Treyah.
I thought you played the game.
I thought you knew we called him bonfires.
They're called, they're called graces.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
My rest on this.
Will you be wrong?
Same thing, silly.
You'll be wrong.
All right.
So I'm here.
I have to last one.
What do you guys do now?
We're chest.
You're going to get out of that screen.
Go to your inventory.
Hmm.
I guess that would be a skate for you then.
Do you see where it says inventory?
Yeah, I'm there.
Click inventory.
Yep.
Okay.
Mm-hmm.
Then you are going to join.
Excuse me.
You're going to use the...
FG of Melania.
Ah!
Use handbag.
Are you acing with a bag?
She's making me join as a wanderer.
I'm helping you join the world.
You're working.
I probably maybe should do it to Toro, but I'm sure it'll be fun.
Aw, yeah, Toro.
She's here.
You look so cool.
Cool.
Do we start with the item that we need?
We can wait for Lyme to get over.
Sure.
Do we start with the item that we need?
You just got to go back to the first bonfire.
Okay.
Wait, Samantha, I didn't get it there at the bottom.
I'm at the tutorial bonfire.
Oh.
I thought you meant you left the area.
I was seeing how she does.
Okay, I'm going to leave the tutorial.
You're lying.
Yeah.
You can watch me.
It's okay.
I like the attention.
You can watch me.
I almost threw myself down the cliff,
which would have been my first.
My first.
Okay.
It's... I don't... I keep... I keep forgetting that.
Haha.
Oh, not me getting turning my back to the guy.
Okay hold on.
We jell it and touch grace.
Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
You're old!
You know that's a general session line?
Uh, yeah, most likely all done.
Oh.
If it's the same as seamless, I think I'll be alright.
It should be the same.
It's like...
It's gonna be the FG.
Yeah, like why do I have such a small tool like what if I
Wish God gave me more
You know, more to work with
I can't wait for him to fight God's strongest soldier
What
You're going to fight God's strongest soldier. There's a guy with the ball. Is it you?
No
Wait, I have a bow. I have a bow. I can fight them. Hi. Hi.
All right. Where we go? Wait, we have a gate out here.
You have a knife. I tried to night reign sprint and did well.
You are on the same boat thing.
About dodging about guarding wrong screen. What do you mean? I'm literally in my item screen.
Hi.
So hi. Oh, I have to equip my bone a different screen hold on. I want to kill that guy indeed.
There's a different menu for equipment. Oh, this is messed up.
All right. Sorry.
Don't get a question.
Yes, man.
They'll pass the pinging for you.
I don't know. I didn't do the ping dislike.
What the?
I don't know. You just drop down here.
I don't hear.
Shut up!
Get him down!
I don't know.
He just fell.
He wanted to say hi.
He was part of the group.
I forgot to do the ping display on the co-op setting side.
If he didn't either, then we have no idea.
It's hiding it from us.
That's fine.
Let's see what's going on.
Let him be switched.
We look good to me.
Thanks.
Why is it all like this?
I don't know.
Okay, so we should tell you because I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Okay, my
Okay, I left arrow key doesn't work.
I keep her.
Okay.
I'm excited to roll her.
Did you not look control over her?
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
Don't worry, I got it.
We'll each ag a big one up to three.
We'll use five.
We'll find her.
We're good.
We're good.
Let me let me get a bite.
Okay.
I'll get a bite of the cave.
And then we're going to find him.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay okay okay okay okay
What's attention
Okay yeah you good
Okay okay fine
Fine fine fine That's fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine pine
Fine fine he's gonna come on, come on
You need to go forward
Down can you wait you behind him
Oh
Can I not oh
Wait cannot back stab him hold on
Not from the front
How do you you
Well that's how you lock on, okay.
You go, learn the game.
There you go.
Spin, spin, spin.
Yeah, that's gonna be great.
That does actually work to be fair.
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
I got, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
This might be, where'd I be here a while, ladies?
Where might, where might be here a while?
It's okay.
Does this teach you to kick?
It hasn't yet. Oh, they it does. Yeah
There is no religion
There you go very
Very nice. You got him you got him. Hell yeah, it's cuz he's like I knew that. Me, you know, he
Perry me. Hell, yeah
Look, go
This is great. It's gonna be great. Oh, yeah, there's two of them. They're in a cave night. You're in sprinting and it's no we're getting
Yeah
Suffer okay the first thing to enter me the squirrels entire place
So so much damage what the heck I
Mean look at the size of the universe is your sword. I know that God is in fair
I don't think God made you pick that class. It's how you use God made me born with a little sword
When a man's have special skills, F.
Shit, I almost forgot.
Is this my Perry supposed to leave like the,
Okay, so stop for one second.
While it is.
Look, I have a little shield in the little sword.
You know, I'm not all you use it that counts.
Okay, so quick thing here.
Stop, yeah.
I'm stopping, I'm stopping.
I'm stopped.
You need to heal.
Yeah.
That's a very important thing.
Mary, she knows.
There you go.
Yeah, okay.
Continue.
Are you saying I was going to get like one hand destroyed?
Is that why I need to heal?
No, you should just keep yourself topped off any of this.
Yeah.
Really?
I usually wait till I have like very important for the game.
Hmm.
A lot of things, especially bosses in this game will hit you for like two
thirds of your health soon.
Oh.
Yeah.
It's just better to be safe than sorry.
Okay, wait, this is not letting me, how do I aim on him with even oh.
Okay, wait.
Nice, big damage.
Oh, it's like, you weird with it.
Okay, stop.
I swear I'm aiming at him.
This is, this is, there you go.
First that you go.
That's, that's the, that's the, nice.
That took a long time.
Oh, this is, this is the game you just gave me.
It's nothing to be worried about the crap section. I can't remember if it's supposed to
you do. It doesn't seem to have cared. Let's go.
I would love to remember you're just jumping into this game fresh new. Don't stress.
Do I? Only the first person gets the tutorial. So Matara hold right trigger to charge attack.
And then if you if you press right trigger will jump in you do a jump attack
Right trigger
Right, oh right, fuck me out of the right house button right mouse button maybe up on dying
You will be revived at the last site of grace if there's a stake of Marika
I guess this is going to be an experience for us
Mouse girl board
Chindu do do do do it's fam
We are gonna
Fuckin' scared.
Oh my god, I jumped out.
Where's my bloodborne? Don't freak it!
Nice.
Get in there.
All right, I got in there.
Let's see if my target can get the finish.
Of course.
Don't forget to heal.
He's done it. He's going to die.
I forgot to heal.
There ya go.
Nice.
He's here!
Yeah!
She's fucking gaming.
Do they have more health?
They're gonna read you this as weird.
Come on tonight, Erie.
I can't spin it easily.
This is bullshit.
Yee-ee-ee!
Spin it! Spin it!
Spin!
Spin it! Spin it! Mama, spin!
Oh, yeah!
Yeah, we're mad at you.
Is there a ward over here?
Don't forget to pick it up.
Oh, funny.
If we accidentally restart all the game,
wasn't too hard on the scenes as a cooperative.
Oh, you never do that. That's so nice.
So that's not how you like a huge health buff.
That's so nice.
Not like normal.
That's unlike you, Zen.
You're a new Zen in this year.
I don't want people being ruined by the X,
like the tough experience.
I want this to be like a...
Fun experience.
I actually opened those before I came in,
but I guess oh wait no because I don't like doing the session.
Got done it.
It's pretty.
Well, shit.
Reach out and touch grace.
Do you do do do do do do do do do do.
Sit next to fire.
Now let's go.
If I put stuff in my chest, is that going to help me roll more or not really?
Uh, it's only here quick stuff.
Oh, okay.
So if you if you become naked, you can actually like wear everything and it doesn't really matter.
matter. Right.
Oh, I don't know what I'm doing.
Yeah, I'm sorry, but I mean, like, uh, it doesn't matter if I'm
have like tiny great pod and if it's you have millennia and all
that stuff. Oh, no, no, that matters.
I think you might have a fast rule anyway because you're not
wearing much. Yeah. Oh, you're Nate. Oh, yeah.
Yeah. Like, so, so rolling, rolling has like different values.
Yeah, I think you have a fast rule. I know because I don't have
a medium role right now. I think I know because I once played
once played Dark Souls and I put on the bore helmet, the moment I got it as every
news when they get the bore helmet. So is it a spoiler to tell me about the
fingers? Like what the fingers do? Who's fingers? I don't remember what
this finger is doing. Try finger bot hole. It's the usual
co-op stuff. So if we were playing the normal game, that would be what you know.
You know, I do know that for that. I thought no, no, you'll never see it
But it doesn't get in it. It's funny. In the main game, you can only make signs and and communicate with people with set phrases
And one thing you can make with all of the set phrases is tri-finger but whole
That's funny. I'm bringing the elevator back down because I've got left behind
See all right, bring it back down
Oh my god Zen you look like a demon in the sexiest way ever. I know, right?
Yeah, let's go. I need to get off the button so it can depress. Oh, I need that.
Thank you. You can go, go!
One of the funny things about the messages that is apparently they do all the sudden things.
But obviously because the translation doesn't necessarily carry across the meaning,
a bunch of players, like in the western versions of the game,
we're doing Fort Night because obvious reasons.
And then, like, players, and I think Japan,
we're like, what the fuck is this, like, is this a clue?
Who does it mean?
Oh my god.
Whoa.
Right at the bottom of it.
This is beautiful.
It is.
I welcome love powers.
you know screw like fighting the other dragon. There's the grace exists
to that. So something tells me to avoid that big guy on the horse. I just know
you. I just know instantly big guy on the horse is big batty.
You a body already. I just want to see you go where you think you are feeding. Oh
Oh the pigeon is so big!
Oh, I think that I want is that if you get an omen cleaver and then you are also like to visit the everjails so that I can get the blood home blade because I'm basically like that.
Oh yeah, sure.
Oh yeah. And then I'll be happy.
God, look, there's a little crab down there.
There is an image in this game.
Oh, yeah, of course. Just like the previous one. That's a question line, right?
Is this a little guy?
Did they drop off the first rivers of blood?
I believe Moonville and Rivers of Blood both got a nerve.
How bad though, you remember? Not bad. Not bad, they're still fine.
I'm just farming.
Okay, us some money and materials.
Let's see who we can talk to.
See what they want from us.
Another side of grace, man.
They believe.
I think I just like fucking got you in doubt of existence.
Do we have to talk to him individually to do questions, stuff?
Or does it carry you?
I don't know.
That I'm not sure.
Wait, you called me?
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
Wait, you called me?
not sure. Wait, she called me made of this. She called me, you're not a bitchless. Yeah.
Congratulations. No bitches. I got two. No bitches. I like your hair, son. Thank you.
You look like your cosplay and car like them. That's what you look like. All right,
I think we go behind the night, guys. I think I don't want to talk to you. This is
Fuck. Are you talking to him? He won't talk to me if I'm okay. I would talk to you.
Thanks me.
Um, yeah, I think we go back and have an energy. He's going to.
I wonder if we don't attack him if he also won't attack us.
You should go up and introduce your little seal.
Yeah, I'm telling you. I, oh, I'm not going to lie.
I'm so I'm really, really glad that display having like vastly better hardware than I did on release.
at least the game just full fucking freezes for me.
Oh, oh, I think he sees me.
Oh yeah, okay.
He sees you a little.
No, it's time to see you.
Oh, yeah, there we go.
I told you.
I know it.
Run.
I knew it.
Run away, run.
Please, please, please, please send me to the chat.
Oh fuck.
Not the one hit.
Not the one hit.
Well, it's like a two hit.
You're not dead yet.
True, but I'm about to be.
Oh, wait.
Remember him doing damage to the church. I don't know why I don't remember that
Yeah environmental destruction let's go
I'd never seen that
He's blocking this building up
I keep trying to night reign double-joke the building. It's not working weird
All right, I knew I saw him on like there's no way they're putting that big daddy over there for no reason
Oh, you're crazy
So how do I spawn back?
I'm going to despawn him because he just gave me a look that I didn't appreciate.
Upon dying, you'll be revived nice.
There we go.
He got no, I don't know.
You were by back because technically like we were in a boss fight.
No, there you go.
You gotta go get your rings back then.
Oh, that's fine.
No, I don't want it.
Pass by him.
by him. Yeah, I know you actually seem him chase somebody into the church that we've really
funny. Let's go around the other way and then I'll pick him up and find out. We are actually
in the church so if you can avoid him, get back to the church. You need to get your
roots from the day. Just going to make a big old circle around him. Yeah, that's what I'm
doing. Why does this merchant look like Santa? Wait, did you guys just
Sam, Tom, I'm going to set up like actually dealing with it.
What's his name?
I just rested at the grace.
He'll come back.
Yeah, it resets them.
Ooh.
I see you actually have a map this time around.
That's so interesting.
I'll be honest with you.
Everyone in the audience is around.
Oh, I know where I am.
I just realized I never noticed that he has a red hat.
And, well, that was such a cute, you're going to be a
literally wearing a Santa outfit.
I never noticed that ends up being important.
I'm grabbing this.
We didn't even use a red hat, but Santa outfit.
Yeah, the red hat and the Santa outfit.
Oh, this guy, I was like, no, not the guy.
I was worse.
I think that's just an update.
Yeah, probably for the holidays.
Hi.
Yeah.
Maybe he just wants to, well maybe he just wants to look fancy he's getting real
start doing a little jump over terrain. He's tweaking out, you're on a throwing
baggers. He's always had the hat, yeah. Like he just wants to look fancy. I like
that little Santa. I forgot to eat dinner.
Center hawks, Center hawks, Center hawks. I think the only thing I could order
at this time of night. It's gonna be like McDonald's.
Oh, he's not been out of the night.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
All right, um, not like this.
I don't want to read it more.
Liquid's man.
Do you want me to guide the way?
Because I'll just.
There's a guide.
I will give you a hint.
The game will try to direct you to progress points.
You see this grace here.
You see how it's like got a golden light trail heading in a direction.
Oh, yeah.
So it wants me to go this way.
Yeah.
It is not a obligatory by any means, but it kind of helps you a little bit. You can see it on the map as well.
I'll have like little little like beams from the grace of the eye.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Map time.
There she goes.
I just don't know where he's going to go.
Just look at the little guy following you.
Here, see a wild metal in her natural habitat.
That's my baby that's my girl wait there's another one wait oh the other guy
I get I want to see what this with his houses there's anything in there house
Oh it's like all destroyed there's not a lot of house in this fucking game
Yeah, it's like a little agave but it's nice. Oh lime. If you look at your
Oh lime. Oh lime. Oh lime. Sorry. What do you want? I can hear. I can hear it's that a what people?
You kidpie.
Judge the place on their intelligence.
Oh.
What is that?
Oh, no.
Get all kill it!
Kill it!
Oh, fucker!
There we go.
There we go.
There we go.
Big mud did we get.
Oh, no.
Oh, my favorite.
A bunch.
That's.
I think he just pulls your flask.
No, he just fills your flask.
I think because he was a red one no, that was the red one. He was right. Oh, okay. I never mind. Sorry
Oh, yeah, where's my little shining light? Oh, she just points me the general direction. Okay, okay
This was a fun sport when I first started. Oh, yeah, where are you?
Oh, these bad boys I see are gonna come let's get them
Oh, oopsies, I accidentally.
You're fine.
You shot that mountain that head.
You want to get a room coming out of his face.
Merry Christmas, bitch.
Merry Christmas.
Mother trucker.
One shot.
No, niece.
Is there another guy?
Oh, yeah.
There's another one.
She's one with like a little accident over there.
That's a map fragment.
Oh, they got wolves.
Yeah, oh we did tell you to be fair
I like how they're like fixated on you so I can just run up behind them. Yeah, nothing personal kid
I will need more arrows though. Oh
Yeah, then we'll get them not to worry. There's a guy here. There's a guy here. I don't like anything. Oh, it's on him already. That's my girl
All you
Yeah, very nice. Oh, you can apparently craft arrows from animal bones very far. Oh nice
Let's go
In able crafting I think we can take a call on the tree signal
The tree signal
Totally
Oh, there's another guy there. Oh, they did I take one now
Oh, tree Sentinel got you
Big mouth, big mouth, big mouth, girls I need your help. I need you back big guy. Oh, we were we were losing well done
You make a freeze
Sending signal. Be brave. Be brave. Be brave. Be brave. He bays. Oh
Hell yeah big damage
I'm coming with my little guy. I'm coming with my little people guys keep some good reasons. I still
Oh my god, I love that.
Very good.
If we can get over to you without dying, I think there's a map fragment.
Yeah.
Okay.
We need to, we need to bum ross and see the guy with a horn.
We need to bum ross and clunk quick.
Go.
Get it.
Get it.
Get it.
Get it.
Get it.
Get it.
Get it.
Get it.
Get it.
Get it.
Get it.
Get it.
Get it.
Get it.
Get it.
when you're getting used to the game.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and it's like just a cause and retarded one.
Wait, you just come with me.
Wait, let me.
Nions got that, don't worry.
Do you know what I got this?
What up?
Totally.
Oh, how the fuck did he hear you from behind?
I think he's just his, he's got like what along, along tour.
There's a grease on the head first, because it's going to,
No, I can activate it. Yes, yes, yes, or where oh wait go to her. Yeah, let's do this first
We'll just activate it first. It's fine. Yeah, well, I think we need to sit at it together. Something the thing the thing the thing that we need
Get front
Hey, this is fine. Oh, okay, who was it? Oh?
Okay, let's not we got fingers. I'm sitting here in my underwear
Sure, who's a pretty girl doesn't approach me while I'm sitting here in my undergrowth clothes.
Ooh, that would be so much a shame.
Okay, I'm better than a pretty girl.
Ooh!
We're gonna do it.
We're gonna do it.
I can play the role of Madeleine.
Oh my. Oh my.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't want to brag.
Who invented giving fingers to maidens?
You know?
I got for you an acrylic.
Is she going to be the upgraded?
Like, she takes your souls and upgrades you?
Pretty much.
Yeah.
When you rest, talk to her.
There's like an option.
I just did.
Okay cool. I like it. She says have you reconciling. I need to consider to it. You just kicked me out of the scene then. Dang. Oh, spectral steed.
I wish I was chosen.
Cool. Alright, level up. Girls are you leveling up? What are you leveling up?
I'm currently done. I usually play decks, but I think in these games you probably want to get some bigger
bigger and stuff first because I don't
know why right away. Oh boy. So that's not good.
It's the same as it is in like because like in the older game as you kind
of just want to grab all of that bigger first. Yeah, yeah.
Especially since we're playing three people, you know, I'm not as well.
Nice nice nice nice nice nice. Cool. I'm guessing we're going to get
sacred tears from the bosses. Sacred tears are just scattered all around the
Oh, so you have to do big exploring.
Yeah. That's why you know,
searching boxes is actually fairly detrimental because a lot of your upgrade materials and things like that.
I've run into a wonderful little bug.
I was, oh no, me?
I stun, I'm stuck in the bonfire.
I was just going to ask when the enemies respond, but this is my answer.
They just respond if we rest.
Let me rest again.
And so you can find this is a very easy fix. Yeah, freeze-in! Oh, secret here's I usually in churches. Mmm
Okay, I can feel then disconnecting in real time because of all the things
Okay, so
Yes, I'm gonna have to leave this as you connect and I need to let me have four
Oh no, I can't see if that works.
I see if that works.
Ah, there we go.
Al crash.
Oh no.
I see this as a live mode.
I think it's because we bought all that at the same time.
Oh, I probably just bugged it out for a moment.
Should be an easy fix though. No worries. I just I just got a tutorial pop up so I think something
got very stuck. Yeah, I got like a bunch of. Okay fast travel to the graces
You didn't have fast travel of the first one, right? Nope. Yeah. Nope. Where'd it go?
No, it's going to be back in the goddamn tutorial. We can teleport to the graces and stuff, right?
Oh, well, no, I think they might just be unlocked on Zen's file. Let's have a look.
Oh, no, no, they are here. You be! Bye!
Yeah, bye. Everything should be fine here. I'll just open up the party.
Was that not my grease?
Wait. All right, there we go.
I'm able to acquire our item in on these.
I have to reopen my item, right? My little item that one second, I'm just
acquiring a life. Sure. Wait, I'm right here.
Right, but this is just like, wait, actually as you say, this way I've had more
hands, but actually you have lots of hands too.
Yeah. Oh, I see. It's life is blue. Oh, right. I think I remember that she was
here's. So I need to use the Malena thing again. Yes. Cool. Easy fix.
All right. All right. We're coming back. I like how everybody was asking me about
controller about why I don't play a controller. The moment I said if you ask me about it you have to give me a sub nobody's been asking
I'm broken after Christmas but Tara I want to ask these questions
Problems sorry, but, I
For that is there a shortcut for calling torrent. I feel like there is or at least maybe I can yes, there was
All right, all right, you can ask go ahead. That would be over there on your right side
I think. Oh, right where I think I remember
I'm set up the quick slots or whatever. Yeah, yeah, there you go
I think I might have to order a burger wait, I don't know right the whole snow. I believe in you here
Yeah, this is it. Okay, along
All right
Wait, you can- Oh, look at you writing, Torim.
Hmm, what if I just equipped?
Like, it's actually got Torim on my screen, so she's just hoverboarding around.
She's just been like, spread, love it.
I just want to see, like, I killed a man and I just take his armor.
Kind of sexy.
Oh, do I access my pouch stuff again?
This is, like, it's not just up.
It must be something, is it why?
Okay.
That's right.
You're not for.
There's like a hot key to my horse.
Oh, I see.
What the wait a second.
How do I hot key my horse?
Wait a second.
Press start and then you over on the right hand side.
There's pouch.
Switch one of those to whichever shortcut you want and then put the spectral
Steve with a little there.
Wait, inventory.
I have to take it out of my inventory or.
No, no, no, no.
Press press start.
Don't go into your inventory on the right hand side just when you press not start the
Yeah, switch switch switch it to whichever one of those hot you on whichever one is hot. He's one
Are these my side keys? What keys are these?
Try and figure out what keys these are
Oh, it's E plus arrow
Shows D-pad, but I have E in the direction, okay, so E, all right, hold on, how do I put the item on there, actually, that's what I'm kind of confused is that press, so go to my hand corner, it will say the commands like use close to remove switch, whichever key switch you need to press that and then select what you want to put there.
Thank you.
Okay.
And then I put the item on there.
I see I see I see I see.
And I'll press E plus that key in order to use it.
That key being the right to our amazing.
Okay, so now E and then.
My girls, I honestly, where would I be without y'all?
Okay.
So are we are we gonna run through this we're not gonna fight the guys one by one by one
I mean we can find a little bit. There's also I don't remember where I need to go to get my blood thing. Oh
Guys, there's a big guy. That is being a bit is I wouldn't run that way immediately
I do a little bit of it. Yeah, I think we're gonna now that I see the big guy. I'm not running. I think I know where your bluffing is
My bluff. I think I think it's I think it's like the opposite direction. We want to like. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, this way, it's this thing.
I think, maybe.
What about the trumpet guy?
Are we just gonna, I guess if we run into it, we can do some motor.
And I know, but I don't know how you just know.
Little bit of some skills.
I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I.
He's all the game.
He's all the game.
I put the wrong button, go to the, oh, god!
I'm not reading again.
Oh, Lord.
Well, this is all question.
They're coming.
There.
Good.
That's fine.
He's getting, like, I'm not, oh, I was just, I'm not going to run.
Oh my god, I was pressing her on button out. This is mine. I'm going to try to get the little guy. Oh, there's a lot of them
There's so many apps to do
There's a lot. There's a lot
Okay, you know what's my point. Hopefully helping. Hopefully helping. They guys on the blood. They guys on the
Okay, because I had to lock that nice nice
Nice.
There we go.
Oh, if you flunk it, you have to get him right!
I'm not that bad.
I still don't know how to clean this up.
I think y'all.
Because I have no more potions already.
Don't use the grace because it responds everything.
Yeah.
Maybe we use the graze.
the great night further away. Yeah, but yeah, I used everything low. Oh, what the heck? Any
great sort of respawn everything. Yeah, but we'll be further away from them, right? That's
good. Was it the previous game, too? We can just go downwards. There's not too much
left here anyway. Yeah, I think I thought you need to go into the secret little place
that you didn't go earlier. Oh, I'm already. Yeah, sure. We're losing.
I don't remember if you do need to do the quest line to get to actually get it, John.
Over there?
Underwear?
Under there?
Underwear.
Let's go!
This way.
This way.
Wait, when you say this way, this way.
This way, this way.
I like how we're all battered, bruised, and in our underwear. Imagine how these guys must feel.
The thing is, like, about the blood moves, and this game is, it seems to come through as, like, kind of oil.
It looks like oil.
A little bit.
Yeah.
That's what I thought.
Oh, we need Blade's Quest to do it.
Ugh.
Where do we go find Belle's house?
Oh, yeah.
Over there.
Look.
There's a grace over here.
Nice.
Oh, it's like, isn't he a wing somewhere in a forest?
I can't remember.
Yes.
Is he a wolf?
Yeah.
A-oo.
He spells husband of course he is.
Hello.
I see I see.
Every wolf is her.
That point.
She claimed the husband monopoly on all the wolves.
All right.
True.
All right.
Let's go ladies.
There's a gown a horse.
That's not our initial.
You fell guy, right?
No, that's a different thing.
I just didn't do random dude.
Oh, he only worked around on the bridge at night,
although it would be funny.
Hmm, it would be funny.
How does the time in this game work
is it just you play enough hours and nighttime happens?
Uh, yeah, time just passes.
Oh, I forgot about this.
Pretty much.
I'm over here.
What the hell?
Coming up, man.
There's a dude.
This is going to be great.
Oh, I like talking to dudes.
sometimes. Oh, I'll tell you that's guy. Are you, are you? Random guy right here?
Yeah, once again. E, down. Okay, perfect. Random man, just chillin.
Yeah, that's not a man. No offense. Don't be me, Dan.
Okay, he looks. He's trying his best. A little animalistic.
Oh, what made fun of me?
As a tree?
I want.
Okay, you got to stop eating your mushrooms, man.
I like how I get the items related to the conversation, even though I didn't have it.
So I just spontaneously got a mushroom for some reason.
Mushroom!
I think he's got deep problems, and he's got to stop doing drugs.
He's just a chill guy.
I think he's got to stop doing the things he's doing.
Hmm.
Is that I can make arrows from Adam or Bones?
Yeah, I think you need the crafting recipe and the crafting kit.
Ah.
Oh, there's another bug over here.
Bug away!
Kill!
Kill!
Oh, fuck he's fast.
Oh, that's a human.
That's what you meant.
I did it.
Did it.
Oh fuck.
Ow ow ow ow.
I got you.
Hey here.
Are these am I the bad guy killing these guys?
They're just like running away.
Oh, that's not it.
They all saw this shit.
They were maybe.
No, there's like these guys on the bridge.
They look like corpses.
Every known again, the game just like stutters down to 30 frames per second.
I can tell you.
And don't really want to get into something else that kid thing.
Welcome back for Santa.
Santa.
Calle, yeah, he does.
I grabbed it on my first pass.
Ah, baby.
This guy is not able to hit me, but he swings through so far every time he tries.
I can't fucking hit him back.
Ow.
Oh, these guys.
He's on kick me at my face.
Oh my god.
Ow. Are you okay? No.
Oh, yeah. Oh my god, you got I'm so sorry. I didn't realize you guys were fighting. I was looking at bugs. No, it's fine. You're good. The lag is a little rough.
Oh, thanks for hitting him before he spawned back.
Oh, he's falling.
Looks like him.
Kill him.
You got this team.
That's what I said to be all the time.
Judging late.
Why is it all the time when he spawned?
It's late.
Well, now it's not.
I hate him with my dagger.
My dagger is doing nice.
I hate him with my dagger.
What is that?
Wow!
Oh, look at the dodge shit.
I am now the dead.
What is that evil laugh?
Girl, I hit him with my dagger, like three times.
And...
Nothing. I got a lot of him.
He's gonna be good.
We've got a lot of him.
Oh.
Yeah, what site is better to be on?
The drag, the drag, the drag!
Wait, does that not get the res?
That's where shit.
Zed come back!
Why did she not get to Zed?
This is so weak to be generated.
Because we're in a boss fight, technically.
Oh, true.
That would be the obvious.
It would be good.
Yeah.
It would.
He's a little bit foggy though, so maybe maybe we should be allowed to do that.
He has changed the setting on his axe.
Wait, did he?
Oh, yeah.
Stomple.
Oh, no.
It's like, you could get him, yeah.
It's just I like can never hit him.
He does a lot of like he kind of to dodge into him in order to have the range to hit him after
What's the other thing is he does a spawn oh shit
It's a real life I can't do this thing
It's it's he will be spawn if we take too long. Oh well, not a problem
Hey, you know what?
Was it a problem?
Was it a problem for us right ladies?
No, no problem
I think if I got a slightly longer sword, are we doing Las Grace or Stake of Aureka?
I'm doing Las Grace.
You're the rot.
The rot.
Yeah.
When you did how to get like a robot,
I can't remember how it works, but it's the thing.
Oh, that was just the HP bar.
Because I was like, oh my god, we're actually doing really, really good.
And then that was just a health bar.
He has a health bar.
And then in his horse, I was a health bar.
You kind of like end up hitting.
Yeah.
to dismount him and then you hit him.
If you girls find a place that I can get a longer sword, you let me know.
Dagger's are not good.
Yeah, but I'm starting to realize that.
No, I have quite a few places.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We're heading towards Everjell now, which does have a place to get a sword,
which is a sword that I'm going for.
I'm excited for it.
It's only one of those sorts of things.
No, I think we all get the lessons that are off.
Oh, hey, nice, nice, nice.
Yeah.
That's nice. I'm going to get my runes back. Same.
My runes.
That same times three. So how long does it backtrack the time since we re-
since like couple hours ago?
The guy's at night, right?
All right, let's remember where he sits today.
Oh, okay, we're going to forget that.
We can put this game.
Yeah, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh.
This is very silly, another guy coming in.
This Malder!
Wait, does this horse just pull off?
Yeah, you don't know that.
Oh, never mind that.
There are no evil horses.
True.
Well, what if the horse has literally like evil horse number one, you know?
That could be an evil horse.
There are no evil horses.
Oh look, look at these cute guys, all the time.
I love horses.
I got so bad idea, let's go somewhere else.
I don't remember where the Ever Drill is.
Wait, lime.
Yes?
Should we show you how that really funny spot right here by the lake?
No, that's fine.
What do you say really funny spot?
No, no, no, no.
Now you've given it away.
We need to wait for her to forget about the really funny spot later into it later.
It's true.
Oh, I don't think these guys are good boy.
Wait, that's what one of the guys are doing.
I can't keep trying to market like I'm playing.
I agree.
I think we have to kill these guys to get their loot
and they are quite easy.
Please like, some best to that later.
Can we ignore that?
Let's see.
Oh, that's the best.
I want to fucking murder them.
Oh, you didn't know that.
You did no goddamn damage. You go. Oh, it's pretty good. I think
Chipping like
Just don't see let's you get the rhythm feel rhythm feel the right
Okay
All right
Nice nice nice nice
Yeah, I'm gonna get out just follow me. I don't know what he's gonna do
He's gonna stomp and stomp and stuff. Oh, he's always having this pain. Oh, I can easily like get the other foot all the time
Yeah, rhythm
All about I
My Italian
Reptil the right. There's another guy. There's another guy kill there is drum looting because I'm not a goblin
There's a lot of people on it. I'm at up to up my strength, but yes, oh wait
Did he?
Did he just break the whole goddamn cart can you even loot that thing anymore
Oh, I have never seen no
I
What the fuck oh wait wait
What the world can pick this up here
Okay, I got I got a fight. I
Got to earn my dues. I got to earn my keep
It's the final countdown leading treats
Yeah, I'm not right.
Oh, that's an axe for you.
There you go.
That is a whole game.
Well, let me see if I did.
Oh, no, no.
Hmm.
If you two hand it, you might be able to have this advertisement.
I think we're ready to take on the free arsenal.
I got a hat.
I'm able to use this item, additionally.
That's true. You got to upgrade to a certain degree.
It should tell you, you need for it.
Oh, I see the average nail in the map as well.
It's just on the road. We can't miss it.
Yeah, let's go.
Boss, what the-
Let me just wait.
Sorry, I did not realize you were here, sir.
Awkward.
So scary.
Oh wait.
Oh.
There we go.
Nice, eh.
Why do you burning me?
Who's with all the guys?
There's like a bunch of little dogs.
And these things now?
Yeah, they're going to...
Just...
How did a whole like school and stuff, or work?
If the world's kind of ending
The school would fucking suck here. I'm not gonna
Keep checking the mouth if I like points of interest. I would just say you didn't doubt it. No
All right, let me try to do hand the axe, okay? Yeah, yeah. Oh, that's a good idea
We're gonna hand it. How do I?
How do I press it?
I'm in the kitchen!
I'm in the kitchen!
I think.
It's been bad guys there work, is that what they look like?
Oh look out!
All day?
Hey.
This guy's running towards you.
Oh, he hadn't blinked.
Popped in for me yet.
He and left now fucking.
Oh, nice.
Mountain come back, get in!
Tizen 3, line.
I'm trying to get back here.
I'm manifest for you as a...
Is it here does it feel like I'm not doing that much damage?
Money positive. You are.
Don't worry.
Carry your own life, success, and just one heck of a positive year for you, all of you.
You all are amazing in the joy to be around.
Nice.
Thank you for being such an amazing opportunity.
I'm going to upgrade my strength.
We are coming up on a bonfire up here.
So follow me.
Okay, I'm done.
and
a lot of
rooms
to get a horsey
and yet that's all to even two and you will do this for damage until you do that might be the problem with doing like
forty damage but it feels like too low considering I was doing very similar with my dagger but my father seems very
The school's might suck here, but at least they won't have the chance to see.
She knows we're all the spots are, she knows when you're in.
She knows when you're awake, you won't go to the grave.
Oh my god, can we go find the crab? Please, please.
Sure. Oh my god.
I'm going to upgrade my strength and then we're going to fight the crab.
Please, please, please, please, please, please.
Absolutely, I'm done.
Let's not do any for the blood-hound blade before I just blow-ball everything.
I think it's...
Is it Dex?
I think it's he?
Actually, I think it's...
I think it's like Dex, there are ten instructions.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, okay.
Oh, guys!
Oh, look, look, look, look!
Yooo!
Yeah, okay.
Who could build a smash?
Oh, the booger smash!
It's still shows an ex though when I have the axe in my inventory.
I love you.
Why does it still show my dog is kicking off one sec?
You go fight the crab, I'm just going to go see the kill.
Then let's go.
It's crab anytime.
Fight the crab.
But then you're going to come right when I'm, when I'm totally, yeah, when you need me,
I'll come. Okay, okay, okay, okay it's still chosen. Next on my axe, but I feel like I'm doing so much
But oh wait, okay. Wait, I didn't think the crab was that wait. I didn't think the crab was that big fight the crab
I was looking at a different crab no no no no no, when I can fight the fucking crab
It was a different crab then
Fucking crab
Let me warm up. Let me warm up with a little crab. Okay, let me warm up with a little crab. Okay, let me warm up with a little crab
I'm watching oh fuck oh he's right there. Oh, but those are the kids
Okay, I did it realized that he was that big oh
Fuck yeah, he's kind of a big guy. It's kind of a big dude. All right
All right, so he's doing clock law
He's always just doing clock. Yeah, just watch the movements
Well, that's a lot of damage alright.
Get in there.
Oh, be careful.
Wait, ah!
When you're snoring in there, you bitch!
No!
You're not a bitch, I love you.
Feeling very crappy today.
Oh, I see.
I'm feeling like a crappy patty.
Oh, dude.
I wonder if we can rip one claw off.
off. We probably could. Yeah, crab legs. Yeah, get one of his crab claws. It's almost ripped.
All right, get in there and finish it off. Yeah, good job, that's very nice, very nice.
Crab eggs. Yeah, I tried to angle my camera so that the track could watch the giant enemy crab
fight while I was AFK, but the crab is nowhere near where my word started. What happened to it?
Who would I stay with me?
I'm a crab.
It didn't look that bad.
Oh, what did he do?
He does work!
What do you mean, there's more crabs?
Okay, lives?
Yeah, I need you.
I'm only going.
Oh, back.
There's also a dude on horseback thinking about coming to fuck you up.
I just need to.
And there's a fly.
I really hate fighting the crabs.
I would prefer not to fight the crabs.
They're just annoying.
Oh, Dave, he won't stop slamming me!
I think you're not thinking the crab.
I think it's the other thing.
Hi the way. I just want to let everybody know about him.
There currently has a hype train.
So if you ever thought that's then was very cute much enough.
You should absolutely spoil her.
We killed a grub!
We killed a grub!
I have good stuff.
I got this one over here.
Why is this more dude just fucking watching?
Sorry for my language.
Boyer?
No, you called him out.
Yeah, he's a freaking...
Why are you...
Wait!
Oh he's here. Oh thank you very much for jinxing it.
Do that mode. Oh god. He gets hit by the crowd. It's not gonna also hit him or
do the enemies not do that. I think they do hit each other in this one right? Oh this
epic fire flying. Oh shit. We're gonna go on so go. Oh my god. He's got me nice.
Guys if you got a little five gifted or a prize and Trija is right there.
What?
What?
Thank you.
Wait.
What?
The weapon.
I accidentally won.
Oh, there we go.
I did it.
I was accidentally in one hand.
You know what?
It was supposed to be really pokes.
What?
Very pokes.
Gifting five subs to and lime as well.
Oh, we're currently having two.
And two.
And to Matara.
It's just like a hot dog. Oh my god, it's a dog. It's true. Look, it's a dog. No, it's a turtle. Oh! Is this dog?
It's this dog. It's the wind. Okay, this turtle is not letting me talk about.
Why does it keep like changing my hand? It keeps one hand in the letter. Yes.
I would not hit the turtle.
Oh.
Oh dear.
Why?
Because they'll mindedly hide it.
I think it was my goal.
Are you?
Yeah, don't tell me any turtles.
Did you want to answer the grace?
Because you both look kind of fucked up.
I loved it.
Also, why is it?
I'm sorry.
I'm a little bit confused.
I keep on to handing my weapon sometimes.
How do I read?
I don't know how medicine keyboard works.
Unfortunately.
Oh yeah, I've definitely been pressing E instead of thinking for the fight gift and everybody by the way
I really appreciate it much love
Also girls I got a peach super quick, but I'll be so close for not even gonna walk my hands, okay?
The new girls what I'm not gross. This is who I am love me wash your hands
Also, lime, you don't have to respond, just look at the group chat.
Oh, that'll probably go to the...
Nice hat.
I don't think so.
Okay, cool.
It got very quiet. We're having secret conversations about cute girls stuff.
Indeed.
He'll chat the loud.
Thank you for the gift itself. Much love, guys.
Thank you. Thank you.
Okay, I think that way.
Right.
It's going pretty smoothly there, actually.
Okay, so she's not here at the moment.
No, I mean, we could...
What do you think could be a good spot for her?
Are you moving her around?
I think you're...
What is it?
Hello?
Hello?
What's my hat?
I didn't watch your hat.
Oh, why?
I'm doing my best.
What was the big attack on Nelson Keyboard again?
It was like, you like, click, click, click, click,
I think it's control, and I've been pressing,
yeah, I don't actually feel like it's that of control,
and I'm pressing E and single-hunting.
Yeah, okay.
Can I keep body-shaming me for not wearing any clothes,
but I just want to roll fast, man?
No, stay sexy and make it.
That's what I use.
You're just bad, no, stay sexy and make it.
I don't know if I forgot that you don't need stone sir keys for them in this one. I know.
Yeah, that is close. I am perfectly well pressed.
Do you want my like face cover?
This is how we dressed in the line.
For my modesty, yeah, I would actually if my only piece of clothing is there.
I'll get you. I'll get you. I'll get you.
Thanks.
Oh, this is going to be a fun one.
I will wait. Let me.
Let me get the fashion comes off to
Oh wait, there's there's bad boys
That's fine. We are leaving for you there. I'm getting burger
Burger
Burger are those big slugs
Oh, we're gonna have to fight these guys hold on. Yeah, you don't have to fight those guys
I've been sitting without their chair
They're chill
I don't think it doesn't feel like you're being killed right now.
Oh dear.
They're like big.
Oh, wait, there's a guy shooting his bow at us.
Okay, yeah.
Are you about to make this camp?
Pist of me.
I can see him quite crawling towards me.
I'm all right.
I'm all right talking about.
Let's go.
Let's go see her for the big camp.
The worms are fine.
They're just chilling.
They're looking at the sky.
It's beautiful.
I'm going to jail.
Goodbye.
No, no, no, no, no.
Come back.
Wake up!
Wake up!
Wake up!
Wake up!
Hi!
Hi!
Come touch this thing!
You're tired!
I'm going to tell her a please.
I wouldn't do love them if they were a worm!
I'm going into the average island, but this is true.
I told her it is true!
I told her it is true!
Okay, I'm going to say my baby.
You owe me lovecraft.
You know, oh God, it's looking baby!
Laying towards me please.
This is all your fault!
Oh, why is this key also like like this?
We're gonna guess.
Let's go.
Come to the fun guy.
Here comes the 2 to the 3 to the 4.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh, he's a fast little guy.
Oh, he's considered the exact users.
Thanks a lot.
You can have more times.
Okay.
This is bad.
How do you even like get cream? Okay, I'll say it. I
Forgot about it. We are here very early. Oh my god
We are doing damage though. We are doing big damn big damn
Yeah, it's like when he oh it's like after he hits somebody that we got to come in. I'm seeing
Like there oh no, I did that to nice nice nice nice nice nice nice. I just tried to reprise
We will live in shit.
No!
You actually did lots of thick and undimbed, and then I died.
They don't attack you.
Don't let me play my game, baby.
I like to be like so much hard, don't attack him.
Like you play your game and don't attack him.
True.
There's blood everywhere. It's a massacre.
No way
No, I mean he has
Do you not walk in I can't keep disappearing?
Oh my god, lock on depend on the what I'm fighting. Yeah, I see I do it. Okay, that's okay
Because like sometimes it's better not to lock it.
Well, especially with a lot of little guys around.
I like how you take one hit and it's like, well, time for you.
What?
Yeah, pretty much.
Oh, man.
Shook, I think it does.
I don't know what's going to drop for me.
I'm fed.
So close, it should drop for you.
It would be kind of good to have the co-op mod if like every time someone died, you had to
hopefully restart.
Let me see.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
We should try and like jumping into I came to get a stagger up, but it's scary to commit to that when he's swinging around so wildly.
Oh, like, oh my god.
Oh, how do you hit you for that much? Oh, no.
Zen, you're no, no!
You got this, Zen. You got this, Zen.
You're the host. You're the host. You're the host, you're host buff.
Use your host buff, no.
We're working, okay, now we re-re-re-try.
I forgot about the swinging attack.
Don't even got this attack.
He's got the most likely dive state to early.
So it was my fault.
It's okay.
I find your point.
Do the last thing.
I think you can see.
I do not see the gray sight because otherwise you get the rod.
I think, and once it resets when we all die,
maybe I don't know how that works.
Yeah.
Perfect.
I'm excited.
I'm so excited.
You just kind of.
I just can't hide it.
Let's go.
That was fun.
So now that I can't hide it.
It's fun.
Honestly, this is making me one of what it is.
It's actually really fun.
It's a scary game.
It's a lot like fun playing with friends.
It is.
No, I have this thing where if I play it with friends then I'm like,
I kind of want to do like a solo as well.
But I can imagine the soul is just in general. There's so much waste off that
It like no, like honestly for souls. I actually find that because having more people makes the boss more unpredictable because they'll turn around and move in a weird way
Even though you're having to do all the dodging. It's much less confusing when there
He's always gonna like be on you because you know exactly
I mean yeah, I guess especially if you already know the boss for me
Yeah, like I don't know what these bosses are gonna do. So it is being a while. I think for next sessions, then do you want to turn off rot?
Just because it's kind of just an annoying mechanic for no reason.
Are you close already at the prison? I'm like not seeing where you are.
I believe so I got a notification about it the first time I did.
Are you ready at the prison?
Yeah, we'll just run up the hill.
Oh shit, I was just running up.
Yeah, yeah, I have something to do.
I don't have rod online.
Wait, let me pick up my soul.
That's weird.
That is cool that the soul spawns like out of combat.
It's a little bit different.
In Dark Souls, you could lose your souls forever.
You know?
But here, it seems like they don't really want you losing your souls forever.
I like how you'll just like kneel down like this.
I don't know.
Why are you?
One fire.
Hey, ah! Are you doing?
I don't know.
Oh no! Oh no, they just connect!
I'm what is happening!
Oh no! I think seamless just shut itself.
Oh no! Oh no!
Oh no! Enter every jail.
What is happening?
Run!
Okay, okay! I'm all behind!
Is it because one of us had to enter the jail of the jail?
Yeah, make sense.
All right, let me see.
Look, I have to see.
Okay, he is the game in common.
So when he comes at the blood, all right, do the teleporter?
Oh, sorry. Well, you know what I mean?
Oh, he's at me. He's at me. He's at me.
Sorry. Okay. Yeah. Oh, hell.
He's at you. He's at you. He's at you. He's at you. He's at you.
He's at you. He's at you. He's at you.
Oh, fuck me. Okay. He's so fucking...
Not gonna lie. I have my nails.
They're very long and it's hard sometimes to hit the
The shield out and cares not for your nails. It's like oh
Oh, no excuses
Oh, wait, I'm glad you're doing it nice to throw
I did the wrong thing. I was pressing. No.
You rose out this now because you know so well. We still got this.
Man. I'm gonna be greedy. Never mind.
I gotta get it.
I gotta get it.
I gotta get it.
I gotta get it.
Yeah, I have to somewhere.
He appeared.
He part of the blood.
What happened?
No, get ready for.
For one.
I think if we all die, I think Rob resets.
I think what happens is if we're in the world and like someone dies and we're not against
a boss or like a proper boss that looks you in, I think you started accumulating
Because I definitely got the tool to it down, you can turn it off in the in the settings at least
I thought it was quite a tedious good restart the session really quick
Oh, wait, I'm just saying an invisible horse
Yes, that happens
Instead of me you go spawn
I'm like seeing us fighting together. What is going on?
What is seamless is a very lacking in build.
Do you want me to do it?
Do you want me to do it?
Go into the settings to start it.
What is it?
It's honestly a little bit of big issue so far but I think the tower might be broken.
I've just seen like dead misliterate.
Is it will soften?
Does that fit?
It's really funny that it has bugs or while being called seamless.
He's like, oh, I erotic.
Uh, can I use my room, swear on me?
I didn't respond to me for some reason.
Oh, you just don't.
Even though it's not silly, it's not silly.
Like, I'm seeing my items, but I'm not seeing, like, my stuff.
Oh, I'm just kind of just kind of like,
and then you go through the obsession anyway,
and then we can fix the, uh, the configuring file maybe.
Nice.
I think only you need to do it, so it should be fine.
Yay!
Okay, wait, so then we just scroll into the settings and change the thing.
Right? Yes. Yeah. Okay.
Can we all of us? We got to do it.
Oh, I also have to do it? No, no, just a hug.
Indeed for that. Nice. I don't think we have to do it.
I've been to it. Everybody has to do it.
I don't really. Okay.
Into the ding.
All right.
She's like, my girl is slaying on the, on the, on the,
the character picture at the exit screen.
Oh, there we go.
Death to boss. She's about to post a fucking set that to zero.
All right. So you know what you get. Did your settings?
Right. In the launch. I've launched her.
Like she just took your files. You know the okay. So go to your game directory with Laura.
In the game file. So where you put all those files in. Yeah. And you remember how you put
You put in the ES, ERC settings.ini.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, double click that.
It should open in no pet.
Oh, fuck, okay, wait.
What was Zen's file main call?
ERC underscore settings.ini.
It's within the seamless call-up folder.
E.
Or no, I don't have an iini.
You will, well, it's not called iini
because you didn't have file extensions enabled.
If it's just called ERC set underscore settings,
fine. Yeah, yeah, it's called undercarsic. Yeah, okay double click that. I'm
going to open up like a bunch of text and where it says debuts, rockets,
rot essence will be acquired when you die. It's the second one down. It's a
zero false one true and then under and then it has butt right below that it says
death underscore debuffs equals one changed the one to a zero. Hold on, it's not
responding. And everything is like in higher glyphics. Oh, I want to do it. Open it with.
It opened on Notepad for some reason. It should be fine and no pad.
Okay, it should be fine. ERSC settings. Okay. So I'm going to search. What do you want
to open the deal? No, you need to search for anything. So you see the top part says
gameplay? Yeah. Okay. The second one down it says it has a
problem. Yeah. Yeah. We're going to do both. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Change to zero. Okay. And then I close it and then we're good.
Save and then close. You know, how is it going to, oh, it's going
to automatically ask me to save awesome. I'm basically a hacker
woman. Yeah. Yeah. Sure. I get to open. Don't forget to open
Oh, good.
With the mod executable rather than interesting.
The only thing is now it's like all not responding.
It should be fine.
What do you mean?
Like when I press save and then I go to close it and it's not responding.
Let me just double check that it changed the thing.
Give me one moment to hold.
I just want to check that out. Okay, you guys are doing it. I'm going to reopen the session for you guys. Okay, all right, I'm going to be okay
Don't watch your hands
It's not being weird. I have to. I always wash my hands. My girl slaying, man. If only she like
Didn't have a weird chin issue
chin issue
Wait oh
Hey, you know, I'm gonna go die while we're waiting sounds good. You know talking about being weird
I hate when people like oh you're weird cuz you're ex cuz you know
Eastern European or this is that or only child like no, I earned this weirdness. I
Constructed break by break by by myself. I choose this. I thought for a minute
You're asking me if I knew about people calling me weird because I'm Eastern European. I know I've never really specifically had that experience actually
You know, I can't really, you're so tall that you're like, it hurts your back when you're like brushing your teeth and stuff because you have to bend down because you're so tall.
And you know when you're like, no that one.
The rest are so big that sometimes in the summer, like, it like, sweats under your breast, you know?
Well, I do actually have that one.
Ask my girl.
I made a blush, I can't see.
Oh, good.
Oh, that's my booby babe.
Oh, I can't swing on that one.
No, I'm okay.
I hope that realizes this is going to take us a year.
Like, we're fine.
Don't worry about it.
Actually going to take us a year away.
Why does it reopen me on this character?
Hold on.
I did like a random character.
Okay, wait.
system. Quickly. Is it just low? Where would I reopen the game that I had with
UN Zen? Oh, I opened the regular game instead of the fucking fuckery.
Oh, it's fine.
So it's E, yep.
Yeah.
Okay.
I knew it.
No way.
When you ever beat the guy on the horse, is he like much easier later in the game or does
he always hit him?
Yeah, he is much easier.
I'm actually messing around with him at the moment.
He's like one shots to me.
I think the Dark Knight guy, right?
Although I feel like the Dark Knight's probably easier.
He's much easier.
Yeah.
Um.
I got splattered.
Oh, I'm just fucking around fighting the tree sentinel while we wait, wait, why does it say my ruins are they? Oh, right because I dig right there. That makes sense.
I want to try this or that you really like yeah I'm building up my
strength for it now because you need 18 strength and 17 deaths I think oh
okay so I need way more alright then I'll keep using my other are you even
for dual hand you need that amount. I can't remember you made a minute for
teleporting that people were talking about when you teleport up at the
grace. How do you how do you tell the port of the grace? Open your map, mouse over the
grace, and then I don't know what button it is for you. Unfortunately, my whole my god
lime, I didn't know there was a map. Wait, you said you knew there was a map. Like I
met like up top on the map, I could see there was a conflict, but it didn't look like
a top in up a map. A map. That is great. This is not the Dark Souls I knew.
Are you guys here yet?
Yeah, I was looking around with the tree since I'm a few minutes.
I think I might actually be able to use that.
I hit him a few times.
It's been a long time.
I mean, technically do happen.
We could technically do him.
That actually makes some progress today.
Yeah, wait, why is it all letting me re-tool-hand my weapon?
I'm sorry guys, can you remind me?
It's like they know what I'm about to ask before I they watch me struggle, and they're like oh, Matara, darling
They got you don't worry
They're not me
My burger is here. How many minutes?
Yeah
I'm so excited for you
Delicious
Mm-hmm.
Mmm.
Where are I?
I'm not gonna lie.
That looks sick.
The little weapon you got?
I'm old.
It's very cool.
Why?
It's so long.
Wait, where's Mataro?
Oh, should I go back to where we fought the guy?
Are you in the session?
I don't think you're in the session.
Oh, I forgot to join an inventory.
That's all put.
I forgot to join it.
That's easier, by the way.
Hell yeah.
Great dragonfly head.
Whoa, that was sick.
Oh yeah.
Gotta make sure we got our runes.
Oh, there it is.
Easy.
I don't need clothes.
Now, trick clothes are for losers.
I guess they're already language videos on YouTube.
I don't have any.
Every night again someone comes in and says something like,
Oh, I remember watching you and all you do was art streams.
Yeah, you're like, not art streams.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
I'm not made, buddy.
No, it's a game.
Different, different, different, different.
You're a hero.
Which way would you like to go to?
And would you like to continue going, or sorry, Matara I guess?
Would you like to continue going south or go north?
Well, well, let me see.
Let me see how my map.
Can we go?
So where that telescope is on the map?
Can we keep going north from there?
Like, like, not from the, like, northern this road that we just were at.
Like, right up the telescope.
You can go to a lot of the way.
Just guys fighting over there.
I want to go where those guys are fighting.
Okay, I want to see what they're fighting and who they're fighting. Oh shit. Oh my god. Can we please?
Yeah, I'm over there. Take it. Let's go.
Oh
These guys are the same. I remember the ape guy who was like, you're some mushroom girls
Oh, he wants the ones on the shore, we guess.
Oh, he wants us to, okay, when he was like, oh, I got banned, I didn't think he actually was like killed them for banning.
I thought he was just like kind of complaining.
Band from the discord server.
I'm also complain about people, but I wasn't like, oh, hey, he looked up.
I do good, no, you're not late.
All right, again.
Yeah, let's go on the road.
But like, yeah, let's go on the road.
What are the things on the map?
I think Zen put them there.
Why did you put them there, Zen?
Oh, yeah, let me take that off.
I can actually remove them for you, which is quite funny.
Oh, like, no, you're not going that way.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, thank you.
Life is like we'll go somewhere but no, but I get it. I think we're gonna come this way
This way first can we kill the ground before it's though that's just running around just in case
No, we ignore him. He's fine. Okay
Yeah, come this way. He's just a silly guy
You want to do some collecting things. Okay
I like some stuff. I like the little skulls on the floor. I do love collecting
So what's that on the right that's who I thought the crabs were initially
the first. Yeah, I love you. I love collecting some.
You guys feel like it's buying dragon egg. He looks probably the one thing in there.
When you said we're collecting stuff, you met like the blue-ed bodies of the people that he killed?
Hmm, no, I meant collecting guitar screens.
Oh, true. Are we actually fighting fighting him?
No!
What is this blue spec?
What?
There's a blue spec on my screen.
Oh, ding dong!
Yeah.
I'm gonna go run out of the ruins.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Dink donk.
This is...
I will be safe right here.
Wait, I can take this dragon. Hello?
Yeah, yeah, you can.
Oh, go!
I died.
It was so far away from him and it's fire, sorry, his fire so hit me.
That was a great strength to like, that was you.
Because that was, I like, I think that was scared for you.
The end of the, in that screen.
It's gotten really bad.
Now it's kind of harder to play games sometimes that are too realistic.
Because like, I'll actually like get like jitters in my body.
It's fucking weird.
And that felt a little real. Like adrenaline spikes.
I kind of hope to bring back my friends.
Especially when you really get lost again. They're like getting tortured.
I'm I get so uncomfortable. Like I can't.
Fair enough. Did you have to say that space to like, I seen?
Oh my god. Oh. There was also a game.
I'm trying to remember before where you had to like cut out your tongue.
And that was really bisterle.
Give me that.
That was not your tongue.
Oh.
Maybe I missed your memory.
I'm very chill.
It was.
Like, right?
Like, no.
It was not horror game.
I just played out last for the first time.
And that was funny.
That was like.
Yeah.
At least.
There we go.
It was like.
It was like dick torture.
What was this called Atlas?
That's true.
I think.
I don't remember taking a while and talking out last.
No.
What's with the tongue?
Oh, I was like a finger.
Oh my god, that made me so...
Oh, I can't.
Heavy rain, finger, thing was a...
Is that any good?
I'm looting in.
The wait, I'm so...
What?
Is that a bright breeding?
Is that a bright breeding in the tower?
Has not looted in this...
I'm not illiterate.
Is the mod is falling apart in real time?
No.
Oh, dude.
I...
I try to remember, but yeah, those games you have to do something with your eye
or or poke out your like cooked oh the game seems to think that you're in the lake and next to me
and so it's freaking out we might have to restart the session again yeah I'm seeing that
give me one second here okay oh oh dear oh dear I like when you go no this is not a boss fight
I'm running away.
You are still there, Brady.
This is so true and get on again.
I'm on my way to the room.
Oh my god, yes, it was the door. It's a motion.
It was that one. It was that one. It was that one.
I played it and I remember you like going to, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
that made me so like I actually think I I did it and then I ended
stream and I puked oh no that is rough should we should we just
band this session it is it is a mess yeah like it let me see I just got
back to the bonfire okay I just looked it up super quickly yes it was the
devotion tungsten. Oh, sorry. I just, oh, yeah, it's good. Okay. It was like that before when I was younger, but maybe like games have just gotten so much more hyper realistic.
Hmm, that, um, yeah, yeah, games. I like to do that. Oh, I can't. They're trying to get it realistic as possible.
And I'm worried about the gore effect. Very much.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Once we get to that super realism.
Dear God.
Hmm.
It's okay.
Oh, no.
You would escape to live another day,
tree Sentinel.
You're my eyes on you.
Okay.
Erm...
Wait a minute.
Like a point in games, by the way.
But I will not play Mortal Kombat, because number one it's just too slow for me.
But also two, it's just over the top man.
Oh yeah, some of the two are sharpie.
Oh!
I get it.
All right, I'm back.
Okay.
Somebody ask me why I'm naked because we're all naked.
Why aren't you naked?
Nice.
I thought we had done this way because the grace is pointing to it.
I remember you.
Actually it's way better than I think.
It's way better than I think.
Well it's more than grace is pointing.
Yay, yay, yay, yay, yay.
I'm on that route to very Indian city.
From the Pokemon?
And I'll work 500 miles.
Okay, if you jump on knees, you go, and then you hold that image, it's funny.
Hmm.
Oh!
My God!
You'll get it off you fall damage.
This is awesome.
Not if you specifically fall from that.
If you touch something else, you'll be able to pull the button off from here now.
We're gonna die.
Yeah.
Hmm.
Make your way down the tombstones carefully.
This is pretty.
Making all the downtown walking fast.
Faces pasta.
I'm going bound.
Oh.
But I missed you.
And now all the tour ends up.
I'm still up top here.
I thought I could get you now from a different place.
No, no, no.
I hope I'm on there.
You got your great.
I'm here. I'm great.
Later for the people who are here that.
And you're great.
Do you think that's fine?
I'm good song honestly.
I think that's made me cry.
Hey, hey, hey.
Okay, this is the guy in tech almost 30 years old now.
Oh, don't say that.
It's trying to hurt members of chat right now.
It's what that is.
Oh, it's don't say that.
Oh, this was beer.
Don't worry.
Like I'm not doing nearly enough damage just yet with my weapon, so I'm going to switch for now until I got
I mean if you if you look at the weapons, you can actually stay out. I saw this one. I'm already halfway through the strength. I got
Uncloser to the strength than I am with the
What is it called?
To the to the dex
Any dex girl
Zent hut themselves in confusion
Do the enemies level up with your general level or no?
No.
Oh, nice.
You can actually like outlevel the enemies.
Pretty much.
By the nature of those games, those shit still hurt.
I mean, it, well, it stops at a certain point.
What do you mean it stops at a certain point?
The enemies stop responding?
Hmm.
I don't know.
She means that there's like stat caps.
Yeah.
But it's definitely going to get like a lot easier if you're, you know,
Superstated. Oh, I'm no longer made in lists. Nope, not only made in all these pretty women. I know
While you experienced plot, I'm gonna eat a burger. She's got the same name as Ilia Rosen of Mom
the
The Dreadable Gip is it in the ball?
Yeah, it's in a place that was open. Which gap delicious?
Cheeps and a cheeseburg.
I love a nice little cheeseburg.
Cool, we spoke to her.
I'm going to see all the apps for the last 100 years.
Why is Lyme's almost naked or a piece of ice?
I think you guys are just jealous.
Very much sacrifice.
Definitely has a name to it.
We need to replace it.
It's so beautiful.
Instead of people asking about why I'm not using a controller,
I need to go like if you ask us why we're naked,
you owe each of us a gift itself.
Sorry, I don't make it.
I don't make genuinely though it's just because I want to use yeah
Yeah, like I say and this is one thing that always fast. Oh wait big boy girls. There's a big boy in here
Kill him we gotta get it right yeah, we gotta get it. We gotta get it. Let's go get the big boy make him a great
thing
Yeah
Are those nice nothing for the worry about
Yeah
Everything's fine. I know you're mourning your friend, but it's time to die
Oh, the dogs! Oh my god, this is like the demon fight! It's the... it's the... it's the corridor!
Hey, Chats! The dogs! I need to do that. I need to be classed back!
Oh, the dogs! This is...
This is where I'm just there! I'm dropping attack the matura!
You'll be fine!
Oh, we can get a little dogs.
I'll take these dogs over the blood bone.
The blood bone?
How do we... the door dogs are annoying?
Also those guys and chained up so I'm a little bit worried that he might do more than just one
He's also not like doing anything
He's just sitting on the batty's
Like what if he has really good loot he said I learned today
Oh, there we go. Oh wait, we're at staggered. No way oh my coat already loser we were bloodhound
Skilling him get out skilled sir
Oh, I actually didn't even get that tool in a pump.
Good luck, dear.
Is he gonna roar?
What's he gonna do?
Come on, Kathy.
He's gonna die.
He's gonna die.
Oh, accidentally.
Hell, yeah.
There we go.
The Seamers.
Who's the one that's restoring our flasks?
Sometimes when you kill enemies, they will grunt a flask charge.
It's nice.
Oh, is that every enemy?
Just like nice.
Nice.
There's a morning star there if you haven't picked it up a car. I love that too. Let me just
Is that bird? I'm sure oh my god. They're so cute. They're like heartfees
Cute have you seen their faces?
These guys you're gonna learn to hate them very much. Are they?
My god, play with people as fun
of your share work.
Let me let me loot all of this.
Oh, I see that's where that guy was alone.
They attacked this thing that we previously tried to loot.
Yeah.
Very nice.
I can't even cry the morning star hold on.
Immersion story telling.
I am so impressed.
Oh, I'm so impressed.
Oh.
Oh
Okay, oh, I'm kind of feeling this
We'll do it all that. I know right? Oh
It's a bug
You
You're a bug. We should wait here until night for no particular reason
No particular reason no particular reason
I'm just I'm just filled with wimzy
I think nowadays we got to be more whimsical
It's like nobody wants to be fucking physical anymore. Oh, okay. There's a lot of dogs here. I'm gonna see if I can
Oh, I actually don't know if she's defrains and then every now and again it goes actually no 61
I'm just missing every hit of the dog
wrong. Okay, I nice. This, this, this is, is good. Castle Morn from
part, interesting. You know what we're just getting the grace in case we
die not that we're going to, but like a nice little, oh, yeah, let me get the
grace, the grassy. I would love like a little fireball spell. So that way
when they're too far, I can like fireball spell them to come to me, you
know, you could, you could go magic user. You will need to
You don't think I was smart enough?
Well, we technically are done right now.
You think my head gets ready?
I have nine intelligence and eight faith.
I'm a fucking moron.
If that makes you feel bad.
Let me see.
I have nine intelligence and eight faith.
I have nine intelligence and eight faith.
I have nine intelligence and eight faith.
I have nine intelligence and eight faith.
Oh my god.
The girl is who fades together.
I have nine intelligence and eight faith.
Oh my god the girl is who fades together
Nice, are you want to wait here till night time?
Yeah
Oh, you don't know how that work in scenes. Hey, is that the same question what was the thing that had to buy on here?
After myself crafting that you might need to get it from college. I don't know if this guy shows it. Yeah, it seems like he doesn't
you could buy some arrows though he's got arrows yeah kind of expensive he's
got a lot of my stuff you can sell uh...
holding a few things there oh that's a good one the crimson one
you can sell such a good one i don't remember how to sell stuff away on back
so if you can sell them like this should be an option for it yeah
I really know what else is sold.
I ignored the crafting system for a long time in this game.
Yeah, I need to get the crafting stuff later.
Hmm.
Oh, I see the cell. Okay.
I can sell them.
Anything.
It seems.
Even like weapons and stuff.
Yeah.
I'm selling quite a few things that I don't need.
Hmm.
Does this guy have an anvil?
Bro, you can now.
Wait, do I need a somber smithing stone for this?
I bet you I do.
It looks special.
I tried to make it night, and it wouldn't become night, and I'm bummed about it.
Did one of you want me to do something like that?
Or, all right, did one of you want my dismalter?
No, okay, I just figured, you know, you know, no.
I didn't, can you try and make it night?
It might be a ghost thing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm going to use it later for now I'm using nightfall.
Let's go.
I mean, I just want you to leave that note for me and I will see if it's any kind.
If you don't hold it, I'll still hold it, don't worry about it.
Gasp. Gasp.
Actually, does this guy show up if you haven't killed the one on the other bridge?
I don't know.
That's fine, out. He doesn't seem to give up.
He ain't here.
You bitch.
Oh, no, there isn't so far.
He showed up.
I like floor the whole world.
You're coming, we're coming, we're coming.
Like a ring ring.
We're looking, we're looking.
Mom, let's get that one.
I'm getting that one.
I'm finished.
I'm taller.
Oh, okay.
Now that we have better weapons.
Go, nice and light on.
Oh, it's hard.
He hits harder.
He hits harder.
I didn't like that.
Worry some.
Very worrisome.
He hit me for everything.
Okay, I missed everything.
Yeah, I'm not hitting very much.
I'm not really awesome.
I missed the whole thing.
We got this, dude.
Oh, crap.
You mean?
Almost got him.
I'm gonna stop.
So close.
Yeah, him.
He's always down.
Oh my god.
Oh, well, the problem is, is he gonna get stronger?
Weaker, like his horse.
Oh, he's weaker just mounted.
Weaker.
These are the head of the list.
Yeah.
I don't even want to be on him until now.
I like how his health just shouldn't be on him.
I like how he's health just refilled for me.
I don't know.
I built that health bar.
It's, it's, it's how them teach for me.
Is it?
Yeah, very deep.
I'm teaching for me.
Okay.
Whatever's decent, it's almost almost dead.
He's showing it for me.
He's showing it for me.
Oh, horse is back.
Okay, that's not something I expected.
I don't remember him being able to do that.
No, he can. What the?
Okay, I finally hit it hit on the board. But he's almost there. So don't worry.
Hey, you know, just keep getting him. Happy Friday night.
That is a Sunday. Yeah, Sunday, you never know. That is a beautifully crafted at any. Can I just say the way he's like
It's a short is very cool.
Yeah, he's short.
He's swinging.
He's short.
Oh dear.
He's swinging real hard now.
What a fuck.
Oh shit.
So I'm going to die if I get hit one more time.
Don't just don't just don't get hit.
No, don't get hit.
This is true.
I'm locking it in.
I'm like I can't like catch up to him.
Oh, oh, oh, oh my god.
Calls on the edge of a site.
Oh, I'm scared.
I'm not scared.
I'm not scared.
Fuck, just get it.
Oh, almost there.
Oh, what a... no!
Oh, I'm on quick queues!
Oh, come on!
He's... no!
He's... no!
He's... no!
Hell yeah, that's fucking good.
We're lucky you can use his flail, Matar.
Maybe.
Oh, we like the way he was showing the chain.
I like the chain.
He's too big.
I'll have to see it.
I'm gonna use the grief.
Yeah, I'm also gonna.
Oh yeah.
Natara.
Yes, no, Tara. Why no, Tara?
I heard Natara. I was like...
Congratulations on your first boss kill.
Yay!
So wasn't the guy in the prison, also a boss?
No.
No.
No, oh
Nice now I feel like we can go back to the bridge and fuck up the other one
We can we sure yeah, let's go catch let's teleport. Let's fuck them up. Well, it's night. All right
Wow, we don't have to teleport us or we can like ride that really see could we?
Just poured it. I got easy. No
I think it was right here.
Oh my god, I'm the one placing all the weekends.
I was like, who's placing all these weekends?
Oh no, we can actually work separately on like in so three.
That's cool.
Um, which was the ad, do you guys remember?
I deal Nate Lake North.
Oh yeah, perfect. Let's go.
Yeah, let's hunt them in.
You know what I mean?
Like, that's what I want to do for sport.
They're so hot.
And cute.
What's killing?
All right bridge bridge bridge
Let's go girls
The only issue is we need to kill him fast, but long she's going when the night shops. Oh
Oh, I guess I got a hurry
She's feeling it. Oh
No, the naked lady would know actual visible horses very funny
You don't have any stats with all her.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay.
All right, let me switch back.
Hello, sir.
Two.
I'm so ready for this.
This will do acts.
I'm using two.
Okay, I'm over here.
Oh, let's go down!
This guy is probably a ghost like he had to die.
Oh, I don't know if he actually does those force attacks, and I can't remember.
Oh, I see, because then like he won't explain this.
Oh fuck.
Oh my god, he is like addicted to zen. I mean I don't blame him. He loves me
Poor soul most don't
I don't know if I hit him there
He like lag
He j-he j-he j-he j-he j-gold the ethernet cable and lagged away from my hit. I'm going to lock for me too
Oh my god, God I'm
What's the swing? The swing out.
Oh, Chahah. You did the swing.
Oh my god. I was like inside the swing out that it didn't hit me.
I was like, no, I had bugs porn. I jumped in.
So when he did the initial swing, I was approached and it went over my house.
That was very cool.
He did like a swing.
Doing this again.
He basically was I was like in the zone where he did it swing and now of course I'm still dead
Girls, Kavag you got this. One percent of the aim again
And you got this now. I'm dead
Why we got this I'm not like much lag here than the other guy
He kind of like oh
Shit, you kind of around a lot
Let's try to get the truth
What's the night dance before the night dance?
No, we might need to reset the night now.
Aww.
Yeah.
Does it the night go back a few hours?
That's what I mean, we need to just pass time.
Oh, I feel like he was much longer than the first guy.
Here, that makes sense.
We win these.
We win these.
We win these.
All right.
My favorite thing in the game is when you're like,
I want to wait 18 hours.
Let's do this.
Just gonna wake here and read this book until
until 7 in the morning, like any normal person would.
Did you know about that humans can also pause time like in the game?
In the game of life or we, we, we, we, we, we girls, girls, girls, girls.
Is that not? Oh, never mind. I thought, I have we loaded that big
Oh, she's never left.
She's in the trap for our three brave hero laden's got their arses kicked again.
Oh.
Are those lizards flying like women's?
There we go.
Guys, there's women's.
I think they're bats.
Oh, they're, oh yeah, you're right. They're just really big bats.
So I like the way she says that.
Here we go again.
I've changed the rules.
You owe us a gift to sub every time somebody rings up the controllers and our nakedness.
Yeah, why can't we women hunt men together naked?
Like we're basically a cult.
Leave us alone.
Let us force.
Let us sleep in a close town.
Let us sleep in a close town.
Let us sleep in a close town.
Let us sleep in a close town.
Let us sleep in a close town.
Let us sleep in a close town.
All right, let me murder his point.
Oh, what up?
Ouch.
His axe dragon attack is very difficult to dodge.
Uh, hi, latency.
I can imagine.
Oh, fuck me. Sorry, I'm not supposed to hit them when they're out.
I'll have to fill up.
Make sure he's pulled the other girls, too, please.
Okay, I am learning to get the hard to save you.
Are you not hitting him?
What am I doing?
Not even fighting the right guy.
You should just over there move some random bein.
Yeah! Because I keep like doing- I'm still like learning my accent, you know, this video game.
He's a- he's holding bars and going down for me again.
Okay, guys, I'm actually coming to help. Remember when I was like-
It's going to go away.
You're a half-held.
You guys already killed his horse.
Oh.
We did.
I don't see it because I haven't gotten the chance to kill his horse.
So the game was like, come on with her.
I didn't jump, did I?
You got miss?
Oh.
Oh, the fact that that miss is...
So, my worst?
Dang!
I'm going to get him!
Ah, you stupid! You stupid!
Anya, anya, be stupid!
You be...
Yeah!
Nice dude.
Nice.
Oh, I love it.
Because we need to watch our repeating thrust.
Yeah.
Dude, I didn't give many souls.
I knew because you never showed up as a night's cavalry.
That's horseshit.
No.
Get it.
Calorie and horseshit hit.
I'm going to, I'm going to put back to the other one that we are on.
Okay, so back to the built.
The built.
Wow.
So long.
The thirsty.
I have it in this.
Yes.
I think we can do the tree setting on now.
Do you mean the tree night?
No.
I think it's time.
I'm still learning how to unlock and lock into the enemies then.
Same thing.
Any pitch this to me, you were like,
It don't take like three or four streams to finish the game.
That I was like, are you fucking kidding me?
I think it's been a year.
Let's absolutely worship.
Let's just keep making it to mystic make let us do that make we got good weapons. We're sexy
Let's let's keep playing the game
Let me look at the map. Yeah, let's keep trying to get like fucking 15 streams to even like get close get anywhere
Oh, I think
We'll finish and
Man 26 like in the sense of like December 20. Oh, I forgot
about the map grab the map and then keep moving run keep moving
oh I just wait the word where are you going
oh my moving towards you I'm or away from you oh I see you there's a cool thing
up here by the tree too grab that keep moving
who is he shooting us from oh this this this this this this this
This way, Matara. Wait. It's like lagging a little, so it's kind of rough.
Up here. He did die it now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, grab this thing from the tree.
Max, you get it. It is a seed. You mean, okay, now let's fill the water.
Oh, you guys are doing the cross.
Yeah, apparently then you should be starting world fights so that we get health first.
And then we will get the souls for doing the fights.
So this is a good.
Oh, wow.
Okay, when you call them an archer, he's like a big archer.
Yeah.
So then it goes to Riden to Battle against him first and we'll join him.
Oh, folks are saying that apparently he's saying I won't give you the
the materials and the souls and stuff with the HP bar.
If that happens to you.
I got an ashes of war, at least, and his weapon.
The world's engines. All right, you know what this guy I don't think is a boss so it's fine. Oh, let's get him
Death
Wait, how did you do so much damage to him already?
You think we're gonna raise in my hands? We have this test
You know he's already got a little else. What? Oh, he starts like already kind of broken, huh?
Damn
Wait guys there's a sword in the ground to the left and I think there's like people there
Oh, you found the Bizarre preference.
Yeah, do you want to go?
Hmm.
I thought I saw somebody here.
Oh, I didn't.
Oh, oh, he was the super bats.
The little guys.
That made me think that there was an enemy here.
Alright, we can get out of here. Sorry.
I thought I saw like...
No worries.
There we go!
Did they decide what they were doing with guts?
Oh, Sean, does, Buzerk?
I don't know.
I guess we'll never know.
No idea how to make much time.
Speaking of too much anime,
I am very excited for one piece Netflix. I know some people hate it. I don't care and
Wait, shit. Sorry, before you continue to retire, if you're at the grace on the fly. Yes, yes, yeah, you did a flash charge. I appreciate it
Listen, every day
Sondy is shirtless practicing kicks on TikTok and it just keeps sending me his videos and I'm like down. They really are marketing this animatomy
me. Not, you know, the Netflix adaptation. I'm like, wow, they've really got a
one. Great. Yeah, the golden seed. Ha ha.
We want to go back. We don't see it out there.
Oh, shit. I missed that. Yeah. Let's go. Let's grab it. I'm going to eat my food while
you go. Hey, I come. Come. I'll show you where it was. Oh, it's not letting me get my
horse. Come. Come. Come. Come. Then. Oh, never mind. You know where it is? Oh, let's move around.
Yeah. I should. It's indicated by a big glowing tree. Oh, jump to
find it. I'm not going to lie this map looks it's only being
if there is since I've played. Not too long. This map is beautiful. It's very
pretty good. Yeah. We almost had a panorama. We always like. No, don't worry.
I'll get it's fine.
Oh.
Herbah.
I'm going to chill on the beach walls then is going to get her.
I don't want to see anything on her stuff.
She can come back.
Oh, come in.
Hold on hold on.
Oh, there's a beetle at the beach.
The beetles that you've been killing.
Mm-hmm.
If you want to kill one,
On our mind it disappeared. What?
Yeah, do I do that too. I wasn't lying about the beetle, but now he's gone for real
I think you're just imagining things. Haha, I'm like I'm a Taro. It was easy
Yeah, you're crazy, with Laura. It's so silly
All right, I'm ready to fight. I'm ready to
I'm ready to
These areas are kind of like they set these up so they're a little bit like traditional dark souls maps and then they kind of like
Have the twisty level design and you can't use your horse, but they're kind of fun just
Set away. I'm feeling like I'm going to black town immediately as we should
Trust me there's nothing like that yet
There's gonna be no leaches. Oh, but it does get much worse
Well, so far it hasn't been bad at all with new girls helping. Oh my god
Kill them all I guess it's killing time
Oh life
These are the guys that like excluded our little oh yeah, oh, okay, wait a second
So the problem is locking in is that when there's too many of them it like changes the lock-in
for the Lord of the Rings, and then also it's funny when you're just swinging at nothing, because the one where they are about to ride.
Uh-oh.
When they stop saying I guess, I think the locals are probably very beginning of that part.
When for more, with no, with mouse and keyboard.
Oh, they are did speech. Yeah.
Like, with the dogs, for example, it just like randomly was switching the enemies from me, even though.
That's a mouse. That is what an issue in your controls, because it would switch unless I have that.
I have to be around the right-on-lunk stick, so I like it because you have to use your mouse to move around and look around.
Yeah, I think it's switching it around.
Which is why people say, come here's a mouse and keyboard.
There's a big light over here.
Yeah, it's not the crying big boy. Let's get on.
Does he crying?
He's not having a great time, I suppose.
Oh no, he's not the dummy!
No.
Yeah, you're right. He's out of the line.
I don't know if he would come here.
We've bumped up if it was a doughy eater.
Yeah, oh yeah, because especially because he was supposedly died and stopped, so...
I'm not sure I got any soul here.
Yeah!
I'm sort of think the game's screw me over.
Nice!
I don't know.
Feels pain.
Feels pain here.
Okay.
Lata.
Up the neck, then up.
Come on, Matara.
Is it near?
Does it sound like somebody's puking or like yelling on the side?
It's all the dudes up here that you get missed to that in the game. Yeah
Everybody here's kind of unhappy. Everybody don't look at my butt
They look at my butt climbing
I would be unhappy too if everybody kept coming in and trying to kill me
Oh dear
Here they come
Oh, watch out arrows
It goes and done great
Go do an phenomenal very nice
Oh, the fly
I've got to run jump guys jump and show you how to you
One mouse and keyboard my loves
Look that is not my normal. They're not my only loves
Easy
He actually came down.
Idiot.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
I flew there.
A letter here too.
Wow, acquire materials.
It looks like there's a material that you're on down here.
Oh, I'm down here.
It's a baseball.
Oh, I'm so dumb.
I forgot that Space Bar is jump.
Because I'm so used to like this game, not having
jump.
So I'm, that is so funny.
Alright, wait, sorry, which where are we going?
I'm just going to film the Grace, but I also found another area over here that I'm just going to film quickly.
Oh fuck, I hit the wrong button.
Oh, yeah.
I watched you do that.
I watched you do that, baby girl.
You know, the worst part of all playing with you girls is it's making me feel like, oh, yeah, I could've looped it as game by myself.
But like by the time I get places, you you make sure everything's dead for me, you know, you're doing fine
Oh, we're finding those places. Don't worry
But that's why like now I'm in this weird delusional sense of like oh, yeah, I could play this game
They're doing all the work for you
You could do it
You'd have to take it slow
Yeah, oh
I'm going to try the
All right, I want to find the gross shit the grogsy to the right
Oh, is that was then went down? Yep, yeah, I'm down here. Just clearing it up a little bit
So you're gonna
I'm so dumb. I didn't even know nothing to worry about
It's time I'm gonna try the
the lime sword, okay?
So it is.
Yeah, it's your sword.
I'm not gonna lie the maces then do it.
Ooh, Iron Cleaver.
Hold on.
Wait a second.
Oh.
Oh, baby.
A car!
My sword!
You do know that I'm trying to get a sword shipped to me?
Or like, in one's now.
I'm aware of it.
It's like an antique replica from the Kingdom come to live runes game.
Oh, yes.
Nice.
Like, if I can.
Yeah. Well, I think it's, it's like,
got anything from Lord Bazaar's laws.
No.
It, it abails those laws, but fedex were like, hey, what's in this?
And I told them.
And then they just, like,
oh, fuck.
They just, they just kept it at their place for like 15 days
and then returned it to Sunder.
And, and, and the, and the Sunder was like, why the fuck did your Sunder say,
Okay, I don't know how she's okay
Who are them? Can we fight them? Okay, I don't like fighting them. They kind of like yeah, I'm coming from me
Yeah, they're who's sorry
I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I want to try this sword. It's it's not like the longest, but it's got
You know
Who are them?
But lies, lies and sky.
Come on!
Come on, come on, come on!
Are you mad?
I know.
Are you mad?
I'm making it so we'll run for all the girls.
Come on, come on!
Hey, up!
Hey, hey!
Hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey!
Awesome! I got a cool sound alert.
Oh sorry sound board. If you hold B you can slide down the others fast.
Oh thank you. Wait, I'll try it next time.
Sorry, not actually B. I don't know what it would be for you.
Oh, I'm so dumb. I was pressing B.
You know, whatever button is your run button and your dog button.
Oh, wait. I never got rid of my dismountor if you want to try it.
I thought I'd leave it out. We can transfer it when we're in safer area.
Hello, King.
Yeah, hello.
Yeah.
Zance!
Oh, sorry!
One second.
Zance!
Zance!
Zance!
Zance!
I'm almost done.
Hold on.
Zance!
I'm going to try.
I'm going to go get you.
Looks so cute with that hat and the sword.
Thank you.
It's okay.
I like my weapons.
Nories about it.
I think for now the the Mesa's been doing really really good.
The bloodhound thing I got to get you split a bit, but I got the decks for it now at least.
Or some soundboard.
Yeah.
Alright, where are you guys?
We're here.
Come, Pookie, come.
Make sense.
When off the bridge onto the rooftop thing.
Hmm?
Oh, I see you guys.
Come on, come.
Okay.
I'll be there in just a second here.
My top-wear press all that for.
That's my favorite combination. I actually fell for it a little bit of. Yeah, how long have you been on the internet?
The older I get, the more gullible I get, or I swear.
Like, you know, sometimes if I, well, this happened before when I had to like get BNGs and stuff for stuff.
We're like, I'd find up BNG on a website and then I click the wrong thing. It's like download now and I would click them.
and it wasn't the PNG they just like have eight dot load now so how many
browser told us you install away the credit for all the good.
So, browsing the internet with like two inches of space because you're all
of your browsers just taking up by two bars. Oh, I almost fell into that hole.
I could have been not good. They call it head. I actually need to go into that hole, but
You need to hardcore it and gently go down the way the wood with the wood be very careful
Make sure you pick up the items too. You know
You first there's colliders with us this
Yeah, I'm not going it's below you. Yeah, what's up?
Yeah, but the item oh
Well, I'm back up an ultramed down. Yeah, back up back up back up. Okay, okay
you first. All right, she did it. You next. Okay. My turn. Bye bye then. Love you.
I guess that's my turn. All right. Look. Okay. Um, Zen, can you give me a little bit more
Just bossy, please, I'm going to come on your side.
Does that work?
Okay, no mind, I'm going to come here.
Oh, fuck, oh, fuck, all right, well, well, I am, I am here.
I am ready.
She has landed.
Okay, I'm quite liking this weapon.
You know what?
You know what?
This weapon, kind of folks.
Mm-hmm. Oh, there's a whip there if you want to try it. Oh, it doesn't matter. Gary Robinson, you know, of the Dark Soul.
Oh boy, does it fuck? Yeah, you you you you should use the Blahom thing if you want to and don't let anybody call you a basic bitch for using it
Yeah, you are
This is true. We're both basic bitches. We're both using it
Yeah, that's that's the thing about not just streaming, but in general people be like, why are you doing this bill?
Why are you doing this like because I want to have fun? I want to have a little bit of fucking whimsy
Be kind of like it's game on launch and I got yelled at so bad for using moon veil because it ended up being like the
Like metal me pvp weapon
Oh, and it was just like I just like it. She's it's cute. Oh
My god, there's a big
My booty my booty. He's holding the jacks. He's only in touch. That's something shooting. Oh my god
Okay, let's get all the fight in the near end.
Oh, I got him. No worries.
I believe you got. Oh, oh, right behind get him girl. Oh, don't get him girl. We were the reds behind. Oh, the greens.
I know them. This is terrible news.
It's fine. It's fine. We got this. Isn't sure you have died.
Hi.
Why is good?
Good.
Why did it change the light of this daytime?
Can you with that guy?
You have the range for it.
Um, not.
I need to get closer to with him.
I'm sorry.
Let's go looking.
What the?
Wait, I did it.
Wait.
Oh, God.
I'm going to kill him.
Oh, what's the phrase?
Oh, yeah.
That was so funny.
Oh.
Okay.
I'm not going to lie.
I like the whip.
But I don't.
It's kind of a meme.
I like it.
I don't hate it. I don't hate it. Oh my god can we kill the jellyfish?
Big, stupid jellyfish. Those are actually pretty chill.
Yeah, they they they don't really want to fight you. Oh
Now you pissed it off. Okay, you say
Because you hit him
Now he's pissed
I can tell.
Which one of her versus Jellyfish?
Who will win?
I don't harm Jellyfish.
This is going to be a good one.
This is against my elder religion.
Oh no, I used to choose to bury them in the sand.
It's on the black key.
But I was like, this was like, pre, you know.
This was like that.
I cleaned up.
Age five.
Yeah, I used to bury them in the hot sand on the ground.
Getting caught out of the water and then being buried.
There's a smoothing stone back here.
That's brutal.
Come get it.
Yeah. Holy shit.
You know, it the whip doesn't whale a lot.
I might just keep it on. How much is a way?
Two. I might just keep the whip.
I keep that thing on there.
It's kind of nice.
Okay, I'm going to try the cleaver.
Oh, you get your room.
Hang.
Oh, wait. Which way did your girls go?
Oh, wait.
There you are.
Oh, my god.
Is that going to be a story?
Because I've fun fight.
I'm ready.
Ne first.
Yep.
Oh, this ought to be good.
At...
Well, gore, Lee and Lee gore.
It's the midst of the gut.
No matter if you get humble after trashing the signal, it's night reign.
Oh, okay.
Oh wait, he's so far.
Oh!
Wait, he might actually get a be so far
Dude
I don't think he's
Runs I don't think he's made for a call
No
Oh, they nerfed him as well. Oh, that's not okay
Okay, that's not okay. I just want to take a look at this weapon. We just want to see
You was so small. Wow
Okay, if you want to use a big bunker that might be a weapon for you
I'm a vision behind this tree. I'm gonna look so far. I am loving your bloodhound gang
I'm gonna try the cleaver though even though it's got less inches go for it. No, it's it's got girth and that's important
I'm not really sure if you remember that.
Like this guy is kind of small, but look at him.
It's like, oh, you know, like,
it's like a lot.
I like that. I like spamming my buttons.
I think we missed the guy up here, right?
Which one?
I don't think the girl should be having a better photo.
He's like at the top or something.
Yeah, we should be like this.
Is this also like the maze?
Yes. Oh, no.
Yes. Oh, yes.
I remember this. Oh, yeah.
I think it's going to be a starting one unfortunately.
It's starting one and what?
There's a fun guy.
I don't think you fight it.
If I remember.
We go back to where we fought the first like little guys with a trumpet and then go
North there. I'm kind of curious. We can't but we need to finish this place first. There's a
Okay, so if you go back to the entranceway, plus and more in lift.
Okay perfect.
But yeah, I think it could be fun to
Remember there was like a giant on a hill. I want to see what he was up to.
Okay, I'm here.
Thanks for waiting.
Mm-hmm.
Nice.
Back to the sofa.
So good.
Honestly.
We still make it in queue.
I like that.
We're going to have to fight our way through here.
That's fine.
We need to work more on these stairs.
We need to work more on these stairs.
Where's the end drop to right?
We need to go left at the top.
Where's Endrock, right? We need to go left.
On the bottom of the wall, I can't lock into these guys because of the mouse and keyboard.
It's going to be kind of weird. I might be not.
Oh, they're using the same little cleaver as me.
Huge. It drops from them in. Yeah, that's how I got it.
Cute. Okay, I'm really liking this little cleaver.
Oh, right.
Nice.
What is she doing on?
I swear there's like a double thing to this.
A double?
Oh, like a big guy.
I feel like there's two moves to that.
Maybe maybe I have to do it three times.
I don't think so.
Is it like left trigger right trigger?
It's right trigger.
It's not left trigger.
It's not left trigger.
Again, that just does the same thing again, chat.
I remember if I play more in the Dark Souls.
I like the little guy.
What I can check the play more of?
What the shit?
Oh, maybe shit.
God merge it in.
What happened?
What happened?
Oh, we're shitting.
Oh, we're shitting.
Skilled.
The girls who shitting kill together.
Okay, this is giving me Dark Souls vibes.
This right here is...
the all the more subtle where wait where'd you get the claim more
it's in some question yeah it's in some there's a chest to the left of the door
as you go in there we go now thanks for letting us know I just followed
Zen blindly
claim or has the best skill does it what does it do describe it to me before I look
Look.
Zen, don't look at my butt.
How the underwear is so inflationary.
It's just like, you know, like a tiny little piece of cloth.
It's just, uh, Zen, are you looking at my butt?
Definitely a choice.
I just see the latter.
I don't know if I think I might have to change helmets though, because I'm not sure if this helmet
and the sword go together.
It's just, it's just a kind of material where, like, even if it's clean, it looks like dirty and
and stanky and I don't know how to get a friend of yours away you want your underwear to look
this is just no
whoo
why doesn't make me come close nice when I'm playing the whip
I don't see how far I can be
it like keeps making me a good deal with
yeah
so yeah we need to get to the opposite battle and I just got distracted because I found a place we hadn't gone yet
what a boob
why you love that
Oh, look, look, look, look, look.
Look, it's got no leak protection.
Oh, absolutely.
It's not gripping anything.
Like, can you imagine actually you're run five steps
Oops in other wedgie?
Yeah, it's so irritating.
There's nothing here.
That would be so uncomfortable.
Also about me owing myself subs.
Yeah, of course I'll give myself subs.
Well, wait, we can drop down to the other bottom line from here.
So we didn't even lose time.
Yippee!
That's as far as I like how they did that.
Yeah, I love the level design.
Really good. It's way to say. Yeah, I was also looking at them then kind of fighting one another
Okay, wait
Why is it not oh
Yeah, I'm still not really sure. Oh, he was way further than I thought oh
Oh, then oh, not good
We will not have a good depth forception.
We can meet you. That was a badly timed one.
We'll just wait. We'll just wait.
There's a lot here. We'll be done.
We'll wait here.
On my way back.
You can probably do a wheel, but we got a little bit green, right?
Yep.
They seem to go far, but you're always like getting really in front of the enemy.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yes, lime. We're watching you then. Yes. Yes, not climb up here. Is that not where she can climb up when we take her when we take my child to that big fight
My trial. Tara. What?
We're on that path again. But we take my child to that big fight. No, no, no, no, child
My child. Please don't take my child
But still not yet the madness. You're on his own. It's suddenly gone real weird
I have the perfect opportunity.
Hmm.
I'm listening.
I got this soundboard for when we go charging at the big guy.
You know who I'm talking about?
No.
It's so sweet.
I think guy.
Yeah, I'm the story.
I know the guy.
Why did the music just get up?
Oh, you can't soundboard talk about music to me.
to me.
You can't do that, if you feel it out, I haven't, don't do it.
Oh, that's right, you want YouTube?
Yeah.
We're all out of the box.
You guys are doing the dual stream.
Whoops.
Oopsies.
I freaking forget everybody does that nowadays.
Hey, you're not doing that.
I thought you were.
I'm not doing it right now, but I don't let me do it on twitch either. I'm going it.
You're not in it. That's fair enough. I'm doing it right now. Oh, yeah. The
clamor is always a good ol' reliable.
Zend, did you get lost? Okay. Let's see. I kind of like the me,
though. I think I took a wrong turn. Oh, no. Okay. I'll just do do do do
concerning Hobbit's at you and we charge in. I see Zend turn around by the
We can cross bridge.
Yeah, we're good.
You're good.
No, man, hang on a little bit.
And there's a ladder.
That's right.
Over there.
Stop listening to my tongue.
Go tell him.
Try to lie a little bit.
It's shit, there we go.
Sorry.
I'm really proud of myself without one.
That's the worst part.
Okay, okay.
Oh my god, whenever all of these guys attack all at once, I can see where you guys are annoyed by them. It it get there kidding. I lag you a little bit
Or maybe that's just my brain being old
Okay, here's the plot NPC one day of fixed copyright as well. I
One day
What you talk to him and figure over going I need to go brush my teeth and put my liners back in. Okay, I'm almost free. I want much left
Let's go!
All of them are delious.
It was all a dream.
Special twig, thanks.
I can't believe they made the castle so far to ensure the treasure's sword and moan is not for
I mean you're dead for keeping this one.
That's fine.
14 months.
Love you.
The castle will hold much longer. Did you hear that, Zen?
I'm going to give it a letter. Just a little bit.
You're welcome.
He's just a true New York guy.
a chode guy chill oh unbelievable nice I wonder what would have happened if I
didn't give him the letter I guess we'll never know I
I,
is that actually, I think I'm saying far, by the way.
I'm feeling so delusional then that I'm thinking,
I should play the game by myself.
Like obviously, I'm going to play with you girls,
but it's making me want to play the game by myself, too.
But it's crazy because you and Limer doing all the work for me.
So there is no reason for me to play this game by myself.
But I'm really like, I actually want to, like,
I mean, it doesn't have to give it a try.
It's really, really fun so far.
Hold on, I need to give the game without a chance.
like the the momels were like in the area you spoke about the making is you will
get to the momels as if I don't as if I don't deliver the ball yeah I really you
I'm liking it a lot but I also don't know if I'm liking it a lot because I'm also playing
with you girls right like that that makes it so much funer when we're like all of us
going on the enemy and being like get out you die how did you like it when you first
first played it. I thought it was so much fun. Hmm, I enjoyed it a lot. You're
kind of like that. At first I was scared. You were afraid you were petrified. No, this was
actually my first Souls game. Oh, I never played any other Souls games. Really? So that clip is like
my endardust. I think for you was after you played this game.
Zen. Yeah.
Stink. Oh. That's so interesting.
Hello. And you loved it so much that you
weren't played all the other way. I mean to everything else.
Yeah. Yeah. I like that. I found out I'm really good at the series.
Well, you're a gamer. You're just really good at games in general.
If only I could convince my chat of that. Are you going to be playing any other demon
souls? I think you need another console for those. I can't really name demon souls.
Oh, how are you liking those? I took a little bit of a break, though. How come it was not that?
Well, I had just got fresh off of like, dark souls too.
Sometimes too many souls all together and jump to that yeah, can be a little overwhelming
not the best idea.
I'm not gonna lie.
Actually this has like a whole map system with teleportation is so different to the Dark Soul.
Like in Dark Soul, I remember a Vignan.
Do you remember in Dark Souls?
Like, after you pass by on the night, there's like swinging swords and stuff and you're like
mad and do I really want to go back there with like the swinging swords?
If you're like in Dark Souls, you actually have to be like, ugh, do I really want to go back
there. But here you just teleport. That one wasn't too bad. Oh, Dark Souls. I'm just
happy they got teleportation later. Thank God. Or you can open doors and stuff and yeah.
I'll know exactly what I'm talking about. I'm glad I heard all the X-rons fortress or
sense for a lot of interrupts. Absolutely a way. I like how this is absolutely a really good
like first souls for people because because of the teleporting, you can kind of build your,
and then you go, oh, I'll play Dark Souls. You're like, wait, no, this is awful. Why did I do this to myself?
Well, you know, why did I do this?
This game has such a beautiful introduction for the series, like the music, the characters,
the abilities.
Everything's just so nice.
I agree.
I agree.
Definitely a really good start for introductions.
for some reason it feels like you understand the world more. I still don't know the dark souls world at all.
But here like it just feels like you get a little bit of time.
Yeah.
You're it feels like you kind of get it more.
It is like a little bit topsy-turvy.
You're a little bit topsy-turvy.
Because you get scurvy.
Let's see.
We can go over here.
Yeah.
and cleared out for some runes really fast.
Yeah!
I don't know how to climb down the oak.
I figured it out.
I just pressed buttons with there we go.
Yeah, absolutely would love to find time.
Maybe like once a week we do,
we do a little bit of this until we end it.
It's gonna be a long time.
Yeah, I'm on course.
I thought you'd have some pretty good progress so far.
Sorry.
Don't worry.
You gotta get away with it all the time.
I'll get you.
Thank you.
Yeah.
No, yeah.
Did you do your stuff?
We just did.
Yeah, the bottom.
Sorry?
Did you do your steps yet today?
No.
I actually did the break from all that when my arm got super bad and I'm getting back into it now.
Nice.
Okay.
Where are we dropping?
Where are we dropping?
Where are we dropping?
I say, um, do you guys want to go back to that like, if we're done with this area,
I want to go back to that area where there was a Trump and guy and like go further there.
There was a guy on the mountain.
I just want to see and then we can decide if we go there or a yellow lake north and then
follow where that telescope goes.
See, like it goes up where we have an explore?
Yeah, we can do whatever you like north and then like go up the telescope.
Oh, did you tell them to be see that you talked to her dad?
We should do that.
Oh, no, I haven't.
Yeah, I should, right, Irina.
Yeah, she was, she was obbaged somewhere was it a Gillick cell for was it after that?
Oh, we get the oh nice. That's where to go
Sort of what's it a little bit your sacrifice, maybe?
I think it was I could just say it's on. Yeah
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I was telling them, I'm saying, to, like, playing this with you girls is really making
me want to try and explore this on my own, but I'm also aware that, like, when you play
with friends, it's really fun because you get to go through stuff and like, you get to,
like, when we're, like, the fact that we killed the boss in three seconds because we staggered
it, like, that doesn't happen when you're solo, you know?
No.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
She's starting breaking the game with really weird builds.
I'm just going for cool weapons.
She's doing bars.
I'm just going for cool weapons.
So far a lot of stuff in what is it called?
Dixterity and strength, the basics.
Like I can just put on a pair of shoes.
Oh, my outfit.
Oh, a person took my hand.
medium look.
Wait, there's a lot of exploration, but the enemies themselves are easier.
Really?
Are you really coming back to tell the NPC?
I'm teleporting.
It's taken me a while to teleport.
Uh, not again.
Uh, I think you might have broken.
Okay, let me try to see you over here.
But you will know.
Oh, you do.
Oh, that I'm building.
All right.
Let me close and reopen.
My bad.
Um.
good. Because I remember when I played Dark Souls 1,
like stuff like slow rolling and things like that was not
explained to you. Like you just kind of have to figure it out.
But here, like it's very simple. You see the red and you see the
the blue, right? Yeah, but also. So maybe that's why it's
easier. All right, jump and back in. You never left for me.
So I'm not sure you're doing really?
Oh, I like, I, I close the whole thing.
That's not good.
Are you still, over with the other grace, Sam?
I see you move.
So I think you are still here.
Okay, it's not reopening my,
I might have whatever is there.
Yeah, our session.
Close the session again.
I'll jump down.
Hey,
Do we find the bird? No, but we fought two of the next.
One second. Let's see here.
All right.
Your time has come.
Now it should work.
um yeah for some reason it's like not opening the ERCS launcher hold on okay
run as administrator
it's more like it's the first that it has enclosed and I'm gonna check your
Alt control, yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Izan.
Hi.
No stress.
Huh.
It's definitely just a task manager thing.
Blue.
What would it be called in the task manager?
Would it be like the game game?
Or would it be called something else?
It just says open ring. Yeah. Yeah, no, it's clear. Okay, let me let me pop it open again
Hold on. Choctaw a minute
Sometimes it takes a second
I'm done anything
Uh-oh
Is that play?
I did nothing
Oh, I'm just clearing out the area
I'm gonna go loose this thing
Play it. Okay. Oh wait. Oh, okay. All right. All right. We're jumping back in. All right
Alright.
Ah, I reached up and back in!
I like that.
Looks like the map.
I'm saying everything else.
Yeah, there is.
There's actually a jail right there.
Can we visit that?
Let me see.
Where are you?
Next year.
Oh, I see you.
It's like you.
Yeah, it's like here.
I cannot take you seriously without your fucking pants on.
No, you're not actually, you are wearing pants.
You're disgusting like that.
You're not...
How can we be even naked murder club?
Cold, sorry.
If you're...
Oh, let me read that.
level up yeah I'm liking it a lot
nice
I'm just gonna quickly jump on I don't think I need to take you with me so give me a second I'm just gonna quickly see if I can do a thing
Yeah, I'm kind of wondering, look where you're watching.
There's a guy, there's a guy, there's a guy, there's a guy, there's a guy.
He's attacking Titan!
Oh hi.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let go, let's go tell him we know about crazy.
I'm going to hold on, let me, let me, let me, let go, let me, let me, oh, let me, let me,
let me, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, damn, I'm faster than me.
You told me you told her?
I'm going to, I didn't tell her, then I, I didn't.
I don't think I got credit for it, because I wasn't in the game, so I'm going to
and
you have to be hours and you must
miss so much really you must
a few good girl moments but other
than that
like us to make up all the
on
okay
and if you can make it here you can make it anywhere
and
all right you read
all the sacrifice of the
Green. Oh, why is she now like on her. Oh.
Hey, do we need to go back?
Oh, I haven't got to see her yet.
What happened?
When you say she's okay.
She's great.
Guys.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is this something I should be worried about she's dead
What
She's dead. We just so her a little bit ago
One time now she's no longer alive. Yeah, yeah, he didn't protect her. Her dad was too busy doing his duty and she got murdered by a dude. Yeah, yep, yep, yep
Okay, I
I would love to finish this game, but I think it's gonna take us a year even if we do like once a week, but hey, I'm game
Let's let's go back to where was the guy on the mountain. I want to fight him
So I can't look at them. Oh, let me at least go see
Zang, I don't want you to stop down here. We could do without having to work around again. Let's go then then come to the bridge of sacrifice
She's actually she's a head-in-way
increase. If we hang right there's some more stuff to do on this part. Oh wait can we
read y'all. We already killed them. I'm guessing you guys don't want to kill them again. Do you?
No. Well if we kill everything we go by every single time we go by it will take two years.
I know this is why this is why my dark souls gave sticks a log. I can't remember if this is
I wish I could check my map.
Bro
Yeah, she's fucking dead
Yeah, she's fucking dead.
Here we are she died.
Like how it just resets.
She's dying.
She's dead.
She's very dead.
I didn't notice.
He's not very alive.
Oh, super dead.
She's a super dead, super dead.
She's a bit dead.
How do you think she died?
Did she get sick?
me when I'm seeing a giant sword in her body. Yeah, yeah, big sword pile of blood. I don't know all she died
I truly wonder. Oh shit madness rats madness rats. Oh
That you see my name and in high school
Madness rats in Victoria
Madness rats is a really cool bad name
Okay so we can go up. There's a big tree and there's also a tree line.
You're not actually dead dead until you get a text box saying you're dead.
I'm sorry. I'm very presently mad.
Well, they're rats. You know sometimes rats are rats.
Can we loot the building? Is there anything in there?
Is there a building to loot?
Yeah, there's a roof.
Can you get in?
I'm trying to- there's a roof. Oh no, not from the roof. All right. Let's go.
And then the castle wall. Already? Oh, God. These people were actually smart and closed off their house.
Yeah. I don't think they live at the end of the world.
Ah. Well, you know what? We're not smart and we live, so.
True. Like eight and nine intelligence. And we live. Trying to survive.
I'm not technically, I went the wrong way, but no, I'm still not navigating how do I get around.
Do you see where I want to go in where the tree is?
Oh, you're on the other side.
The tree?
I thought you were seeing it.
You're talking about the urd tree?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
There's like a little tree.
No, yeah.
The ones who are saying a lot of the flask of raids are in the churches just keep going straight
Just head straight. Oh, it's it
So run it. Oh, so run it by wonderful citizens
We're gonna take a little bridge and I thought you looking died, man. I'll be who was really weird
Wait, what do you actually wait? You did need to heal you did need to heal
This is awkward.
Oh dear.
Oh no, I'm coming up out of the door, don't worry, don't worry, don't worry, don't worry.
First try for me, guys.
I can find.
What's in the madness village?
Is it madness?
I think it might be.
Is it village?
Oh my god, actually.
I'm gonna go back to Castle until the court.
Is that the bow guy? It's like a big wolf man with a sword.
Played?
I don't know.
But it was a big wolf man.
It seems like my name is life.
Okay.
All right, I'm coming.
I'm coming.
That's him.
I see.
I was just on my loading screen just like oh I thought you spotted him was I have a
fucking spot in there. Yeah I'm just I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm
spotting him. No it was a loading screen spotting. All right I'm in the right zone.
Tuku-ku. I'm in the zone. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Yes, I'm on the way. Help me. Yeah, yeah, yeah
Would you get into the fight on?
Truly you're not afraid of a couple of rats
All right, go for it. Be grat. You make all the rules all the big rats. I see I see I see I see big big boy
Big boy rats. Oh fuck. Oh, it's madness
Okay, wait, I got it. I got to get out of here. I got to get out of here. I got to get out of here
This is awesome.
No, it's not this.
I love that name.
Nice.
All right, nobody saw me getting every single fucking remix.
Yeah, this is everywhere in the, in the good old days.
Good times.
Mm-hmm.
What was that other thing?
I got a lot of new things.
When you get in dark souls, and you go, yes, to die.
I'm trying to go to that.
Tree?
There's a few different places.
Yeah, follow me.
I get to go.
Oh yeah, that means like the good old days.
Flame crest shield.
Oh, big shield.
Hmm.
Yeah, the good old days.
Mean for everywhere.
Hmm.
I bet you can hit that window over there.
Must have been the way that I bet you can do it then.
I bet I can actually.
Yeah.
You got to aim for the wind.
I do.
Look at those pretty flowers.
Okay.
You're just kidding.
Do it.
It'll be funny.
Oh fuck.
Hey.
What?
It didn't do damage.
It won't do damage if you're in like the very general proximity.
Oh fuck me. Okay, I gotta go again.
Did she die?
No, I just I I like jumped on it weird and then it didn't get me high enough
You don't get me high can we get much higher?
Still high
Wow, that was like the most depressed something so fine
He's dead.
He's dead.
These guys are cute.
Depression's so high.
Okay.
I-
Because they keep switching weapons, I'm like not getting used to any of the-
Like how long they are.
Trying to get this guy in my horse?
There you go.
Yeah, he's good.
I can't even hit them off my horse if you're hitting them with your horse.
say that's my horse.
There's a turntry over here, Yippee!
A lot of churches in small time.
And there's a dude with more dudes.
Oh my god, I would love to kill some dudes right now.
A dude seeing another dude with another dude.
Oh the memes, the memes.
Leave some dudes for me.
Wait, wait, wait, line.
Yeah, come back.
No, come back lime. Oh, dude lime is like, I want to finish this this year
She's like I would have finished this year girl. No, this seems a little jitterman and good and it was a good place
Church of pill rebage
See, it's totally fine, doesn't
Yeah, is that did you think she was gonna kill us? I thought this was gonna be where one of these guys
I spawned in.
Oh, you might be scary.
You could change it to night and see if that happens.
Wait, you can just talk to Molina.
Right, Molina.
Oh, I think she broke though.
Yeah, she did.
Oh, no, no. She did not want to talk to me, but it kicked me out.
She only talks to me.
I'm interested. I'm interested in you.
Yeah, I think Mattar has to be done with her conversation for us to change it tonight.
Oh sorry sorry sorry.
I think this one isn't this one?
I don't think it is this one.
Are we going to find more sexy than one of course?
Oh, even better a little bit.
I'm going to go to the tree.
I am.
Oh.
Are you done taking her away?
Oh, she's like, she's like touched on me.
Oh my god, I don't hold it here.
Yeah, it's the bill. It's like you're holding your touch in your
back and there you go for French. You go to a new school. You would
know her. It's real. Okay. You girls don't know her. He's real girl.
Okay. And she can do that. It's exactly the same thought in love with me.
Amazing. She's actually in love with me.
He has been talking to tonight. But I don't think it's not see that. We can see.
She's my child. She goes to another realm.
Yeah, she's just crazy. She's from Canada.
You just don't know. You just haven't been.
All right. Honestly, she does jealous that I have a woman that loves me.
No, it looks like it's chill here.
Oh, and hold my hand. Oh, oh, oh.
It's very nice.
Me too.
Sounds like, um...
No, it seems okay.
No, you fish, carry, jump, and chill.
Seems fine.
Seems winner.
Wait no.
Killed it, Iron Shield.
Oh wait, there's a guy here!
What if he wants...
I want to kill him!
Oh, there's a few guy here.
I think I know what that is.
Hold on.
There's a few guy here.
That's the freaking bell guy.
Oh yeah.
It's like the gargoyles.
Look at this.
It's the moving belt thing.
Oh, yeah, I see it.
I hit him on the ground.
True.
Whoa.
Okay.
Where are my girls?
There they are.
We have to get distracted.
Okay, to the tree.
To the tree.
I put a marker.
Got to get a tree.
Got to get a tree.
I got a tree.
I got a tree.
I got a lot of pigeons.
Go!
Why are you still there?
You're about to run into one of the easiest bosses in the game.
Yeah, I don't think we get easier than the guy we beat up in like four seconds.
Yeah.
I'd be embarrassed if I was him.
Oh, he is here.
Fair enough.
Fair enough.
Nobody's repassing by all these juicy enemies.
Biggie, biggie, biggie, enemy up here.
Biggie's natural one.
Oh, we're not gonna-
We're not gonna- like absolutely skiddoped.
Is that the poop eater?
No, I got this. I get him.
Oh!
Okay, the earth tree up until-
Oh, big.
Oh, let me stack you and I cannot.
Oh fuck I'm careful dagger one handed attack delay. Oh
Oh
Nice nice oh shit that's all me
Oh, oh nice
Oh, I get out watch out
Yeah, let me get your hands up and... nice and back.
Oh, then... Oh no!
I got one too pop.
Then pop.
You got this, you got this.
Then in, get them, get them.
Oh come on, let's move away!
I go hit by the backswing when he went for his end, I think.
I didn't roll too far enough away.
You got this!
Then in...
I think when you're in the middle of the swing, and then because you're not going to fall off now, it's just a fall off now!
It's a fall off now! It's a fall off now!
It's a fall off!
Oh good.
Then in.
You got it! Then bounce!
You got it, girl!
out.
Mini fart.
Then in.
Okay.
I'm coming back.
Then go.
Oh my god Zen.
I got.
Oh god.
You got it.
Just a couple more.
Oh god.
Yippee.
Then back.
Nice.
Come on.
Come on.
They're killing blue.
Very good.
No.
No.
When he swore.
The edge of his fucking weapon and then staggered into the next attack.
Yeah, it's got a silly box.
I feel he needs that.
He does have a silly box sometimes.
Oh my, he's so pretty.
Nice.
I like how we have one of the most predictable attacks in the game that I found.
He does have a very predictable pattern, yes.
I don't like it when he is attacking someone else though.
It's really easy when he's on you,
If he's attacking someone I can kind of get like backslung.
Hmm, girls I come back.
I cannot come back the game will not let me respond.
Oh, we're so cooked.
Acting? Why? No, we're sexy.
I...
That means let's see.
I'm just stuck in sph-
I have to just stand for them.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I've ever found a little bit on seamless, I don't know, I get a lie.
They think that you need a terrest, apparently.
You should respond when we're done with the boss, though.
So that's a big problem.
It's definitely seen full.
It's got a lot of seams, you know?
I don't know if that's your dark souls one is a lot better than this one.
That's kind of crazy.
I think it's probably way less complex and fairness.
I'm jumping in.
The no chat chat.
I think that you have to rest if it's off to your boss, so maybe.
Maybe.
Maybe.
We'll see you next time then.
I'm getting my runes.
Oh, girls.
I'm really struggling, because like the mace, I really like it.
But it is kind of small, and because I have really bad depth perception, I feel like I often
miss my swings a bit.
So I don't know.
Honestly, there aren't tons of weapons we've been through.
Like, there's never going to be a soul movement for more.
It's like, yeah, I can get in super, you know, not be very close and kill things.
So, you might just have to get used to the idea of basically hugging their butts.
Yeah, that's kind of how it feels where like I just have to be like on them.
Because the base is fast and like, it just, it's wings fast to be close.
The colonel has us.
It didn't help with the depth perception.
The glasses are for seeing from far.
I don't wear them when I'm gaming on the PC.
Also, the world is up.
I'm coming in.
Nah.
I'm coming in.
I want that well.
Oh, my gosh.
I did kind of like the Iron Cleaver, yes, Pookie?
Good job on getting that last hit.
Thanks!
I did my best.
I didn't have a lot of inches, but I knew how to use them.
I'm gonna go to the graves and there's like some buildings
And a jail over there, I think, to the grace, which grace?
The woman, the church.
Church of LA?
I don't know, there's the one north of the river, close this one.
Oh, Church of Pilgrimage.
Yeah, or Kaloka.
Okay.
Church of Pilgrimage. Okay.
Yeah, that's real like about the morning story that it does have a nice bleed on it, and it's kind of cool.
It's pretty nice.
It is pretty nice.
I'm liking it.
Hold on, let me ask my roommate to.
Did I just bug out now?
No!
I don't seem less.
This is the worst.
It's been a little seemful, you know?
It's like a few lines.
The loading bar is like a 10% and it's not going for any further again.
Same thing, same thing, same thing as Matar.
That might be a lot of things loaded in.
No, I'm wondering.
I wonder when that you were getting to that maybe on your end.
It's the same bug.
It's the same bug, yeah.
Gotcha.
And tusk.
Oh, big boy, big boy.
Oh, wait, I didn't see the, oh, okay, thank God.
I just see this is what I like the mace. I just swing through them.
Oh, ow!
That hurt.
Why does he have such a long weapon?
What does his mom let him have a long weapon?
These are good questions, my dear mason.
I like the game of helping you about how you didn't quit out properly when you didn't quit properly because I'm okay.
Break it out.
Who are the reason?
Did you know about it not exit properly?
Just don't know how far of this goes
Okay, I'm gonna try to test how far the whip goes
Because I now watch me whip
Watch me, Nanny. Like why did that not hit?
It.
I'm back.
Also feels like the whip doesn't really stagger does it.
Or it doesn't.
It does for some enemies.
Some weapons have less energy just to just make the monster the weapon, the worst the stagger.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, means?
Feels like it's stagger's then pretty well.
Let's go down there.
You mean.
Bye-bye.
Bilba, a boba.
Boba mentioned.
Ow. Ow.
Oh my god, I didn't realize I was long. Come on, mister.
Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.
Are you killing things over there?
Maybe. Why?
Why? You think I could just see a frog
And also some ruins that we can enter. That's exciting. Oh, I like the flask. I like the ruins. Let's go
No, come here. Oh, no, no, no
Oh, beans you get it. Oh, yeah, but go down there. Oh, my lord, then. Okay, you're good. Get it. Get it. Yeah, no, you got it
Oh, you guys got a little bug. There's a hole in the floor. We could touch the hole in the floor. I like that touch it
I like how the girls are fighting and I'm collecting flowers.
Oh, can we kill the big boys?
Hold on.
This is where we fought the...
You don't even know where we...
Oh dear.
Hi, I made it down here.
Oh yeah.
He was actually a little bitch, don't worry about it.
Thanks, Teddy.
There's a hole in the floor. There you go.
Found the hole in the floor.
Found the hole in the floor.
Found the hole in the floor.
All right.
Wink site.
Oh.
Stop.
It looks funny.
I need eight for it though.
Like I need to have a persistent belief in the Lord.
And I just, I don't know.
Oh, actually.
I can get it.
I actually have more decks than Spring, but I think I have 18 decks.
I have a- I don't know which one this is.
No, you do.
We should touch it.
Yeah, I haven't have decks. It's the faith.
Oh, let's wait for Metara.
Thank you, Scott.
You can be asking me about.
All right, wait for me. Wait for me. Wait for me. Wait for me. Sorry, sorry.
I'm still- I'm not gonna lie this.
This weapon is yours.
Cool.
Man, I need so much faith for it.
Yeah, there are some weapons that are cool, but they do need like crazy amounts of things.
Yeah, I'm not doing a lot of damage at all, which sucks, it's actually really really cool.
I think you should use this first then, so that we don't get stuck.
Oh, sure. Oh, no, no, yeah, I've done it to the queue, we can do it in a little.
Oh, I took it out to this back work.
Yes? Oh, I see.
Come on, silly.
Do we not just fight this guy?
No, different guy.
No.
These are jails.
We're criminals.
I see.
So they're like mini bosses kind of, right?
Yeah.
I don't think it worked.
Oh no.
Oh.
Well that's all.
Okay.
I need to hold on the floor like doing the weird thing.
Okay.
There we go.
I am now stuck.
Uh oh.
I can't.
That's all good.
It's mud is a mess.
That is very old.
Can you spawn in, did you throw you to the auction to interact with this?
Interact with what?
The center anymore?
No, nope.
I suppose I'd press like enter EverGoal or whatever it was called.
EverJay looks like you're praying.
Yeah.
No, love.
If whoever it is, let's spawn in, we could make them hit me.
True.
Good question.
Just go towards Mutowards, that's thought over there.
See if you can get him to come in.
Oh yeah, I was trying to...
Oh, he didn't move her here.
Alright, alright, alright.
Hit me!
Hit me!
Oh, he didn't actually work.
That actually works.
It worked.
Wow.
That is crazy.
Okay.
Wait, this guy is very susceptible.
Yeah, the senders not have a lot of people.
We can just beat the hell out of him.
Yeah, it feels like what, oh fuck.
Oh, yeah. I don't know if we can. Nice nice.
Why is it going to hit him with a lot of energy?
Okay, it's cuz I wasn't locked in. That's a little complicated here. Come on.
Voices the right. I mean, you've been locked on. I thought you're saying
locked there is in concentrating. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Okay, it's cuz sometimes that I'm not like because he's white.
It's hard to tell when I'm not locked out locked on. And because my
Oh
Jake says
Okay, he should do it. Oh, oh, is that how the fuck up?
Oh, that was not breaking his voice. How did that miss? I get him. I
Got a big damn before I died. There you did
Oh, I
Oh no, for some reason I thought that was him like
Rejuvenating like eating a
Flask instead of doing a big attack
goodness
Get them all in that got this you got this
I also noticed you girls tend to do a lot of strong attacks and I tend to just whack them
Oh, Zen, you've got this. You're right here.
I'm having a little bit of trouble with input delay because of the lag, so I'm doing strong
attacks to make the most impact before I use shit.
Yeah, I think that's also happening. Like having a shorter weapon.
Good job, Zen. You see, go rest at a grace.
Ooh, this has to go. Oh boy, then we're gonna take more damage item.
Oh boy. Oh, here we go. I've got the option I have to leave.
I actually put that on on on my last run.
Oh no, I'm a 10% okay we're good.
Yeah, I think it's all basically a little bit more succinctly.
I'll try I'll try the bigger axe for this one.
So I can like, switch it around.
Also it feels like this game drops more weapons that are actually good.
versus like, oh wait, I can only see Zense character now for some reason.
Okay, so nobody on here? No, so we're here, but the camera stuck on Zense.
Oh, can you like fast travel or something?
Yeah, I try to move. Yes, I see your camera, even though I'm here.
Look, I see myself, but.
The game is fully of part of the same.
If not, we'll have to, we'll just have to, nope, it's still stuck.
All right, cool.
I can't cut. Oh wait, Richard Pilgrimaji. Very good. Could you kill the sessions?
Hold your back and we'll check it. We'll check it. We'll check it. Let's see. See it was my butt.
Okay, give me my camera back.
Hey, I'm back.
World open again. Look so cool all the time.
Thanks.
I'm going to throw this back as though.
So do I.
Say I look cool.
Where's the tire?
You look cool.
Say it.
Say it.
Say I look cool.
Is then is the hoof.
So that's why I am.
Oh, I didn't mean to do that.
No.
do I have all three heal see I'm not know it's it's it's it's fucked it's
fucked as soon as I spawned in I lost my camera again let's see I
are rolling slower now oh that feels kind of fast you can you can you
usually check it if if you go to your status screen I'll save you
a roll light roll well my status menu oh medium load means medium roll right
Mm-hmm.
I'm out up to get rid of my helmet.
Light them through to the menu if you can as well.
Just to restart your session.
All right, unfortunately I got a light-lude.
Oh man, everything medium loads me.
All right, there we go.
That's why I just go nude.
Setting up again. Okay, okay.
I'm never nude like Tobias.
Finkie.
Um, alright.
It should be up now.
All right, Zen.
I am just wanting back in.
I'm going back in.
I mean, medium load isn't actually a problem if you want it.
I just like fast rolling.
Yeah.
Me too.
I mean, the difference of like,
oh, do I wear a helmet and medium roll?
I don't call it.
Did you restart your sessions on?
Yes. Okay. Well, I'm still fucked.
Oh.
That's fine. Can you let me try something?
Can you follow me and I'm going to die again and see if it helps.
Sure. I need one more. We're liax. I can wield it until I get the string.
I'm almost there. I might have gotten the souls for it though. Let's see.
Let's. Well, these guys hit me. Oh wait.
It's hard to guide myself when I have no camera.
Hey guys, will be you please hit the subscribe button.
I just teleported in and I can only see Zen also.
What the hell?
I know it's just that your camera's on the wrong thing.
Are they getting me?
If it's like they're not attacking me.
They are there.
Wait.
Guys.
Hey, they are.
They are there.
They are there.
It's time.
Stop hunking your horn and hit me.
Am I invincible?
No, you're about to die.
There we go.
There we go. I couldn't see my own health. Hey!
All right, you guys died. Thanks, game.
Yeah, but for the reason it did spawn me and home on, it didn't spawn me.
You're just, you know, you're back at the church. Don't move. Okay, I won't.
Oh, yeah. You can go back to the church to retrieve the tower.
Okay, there we go. I'm back. Oh, yeah. If you are,
Okay, I'm going to follow them and follow them and you gotta go die. Okay, that is, okay
That is something
All right, you know, basically they just do the same and that's it there and die
Oh
It hurts
It hurts, I'm burning alive
I'm just glad we don't turn it to shriveled raisins anymore.
I love how when Lyme's is looking at me die, she has like her knee on the rock.
She looks so cool.
I'm just dying out there.
You have this bug a lot when you play the mod.
Good to know that we're not alone.
Cool.
Okay.
I like a couple more.
We could also head back to like we could go towards like the actual possible castle rather than the open world stuff.
What about the tree Sentinel?
Wait, it's not the best.
Let's go to our faces against the tree Sentinel.
No, he's too powerful for now.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
We've got some elastic variants.
What's the first step, Matara?
Okay.
It's unlike the left-hand side of the map.
I got to go collect my ruins.
Oh yeah. Let me do that.
My ruins!
Maybe I'm going to have 20 strength now and I'll be able to double wield my little guy.
Oh, it's you!
Again.
All right, well, me.
Hold on. Sorry.
Um, oh boy.
Do you guys see my death on the map?
We might have to wait for stability fix on this mod. I gotta close it again because it temporary.
Nooo!
I don't see that actually.
I'd jump over to the left.
Give me one second.
No problem.
I can't eat ribs, right?
Don't know about stability.
It is being held in order to help me.
Um, good question.
Oh, I accidentally found the lunch together on the one.
I'll get the veggie soup. Thank you.
My roommate is amazing and she made this really delicious food, but she used a really big
can of sauce in it and when I looked at the calories on my buddy, that is going to make me so
bloated. It's got like 200% of your daily sodium, but she used the whole can and I'm like,
Sorry, I got it. I've like if I don't want to be bloated tomorrow. I can't help this yummy
Where wait did it not I don't see my souls on the map is that possible?
Say what I don't see my souls on the map
It's just below the church. Maybe you got them already I'm on them
I'm not going to do that.
Oh, it's outside the church.
That's why I couldn't see them.
They're like, that is so weird.
By the way, they're in a different church because I just teleported to a different church.
Do you liars?
I literally just went to another place.
Am I imagining it?
I am joining again.
I feel like it's getting less and less stable.
I believe it was building me teleport before.
And now it's like how long?
I wonder what happened to make it less and less stable, by the way.
Like, why? Why? You know, I have no idea.
There you go. I'm by the tree sent in a little bit.
So, a guitar makes it easier when you get ready to go.
Yeah, you like to me.
I'm kidding. We're five. I'm coming up to the first step.
I said that. I think we can do this.
All right. Let's go. Let's go.
I'm not going to be crazy. She can just imagine. Just a mad. I will brag. I'll be like, wow, I did all the work.
I'm going to make it happen. Let's fucking go quarters of my health.
I had a tough, because we implemented this. Let's do it. Why is this?
Why is this? Why is this? Why is this?
Then, are you? Are you hacking?
There's money so cooked.
He originally said he needed me second phase.
Okay.
This is not the end of it.
He didn't even think I believed you.
The music changed though.
And he did that.
Wait, he just has a...
What?
Stop running away.
Stop running away.
Shut up.
You can't tell me what's in my life.
I'm gonna go touch the grace.
You're like, you know what?
That's really not the key story, by the way.
Oh, there we go.
That was...
I died!
You did.
Hello?
That was weird.
That was weird.
He's always showing him as a normal enemy for me.
No, there he goes.
He's only going to help his health.
The target is looking at her as now resumed.
Yeah, he's taking a lot of damage.
Let's just murder him. Okay, you know what? I'm not gonna ask why he's half-elf. I'm just gonna accept this gift from the universe
I think I think the answer is true. Check chest thing when the DLC came out they'll see me as caught from on kind of gut fucked up
Wow
He is lagging a little bit
he is dying a little bit he is dying a very lot of it this is where we've
done half the fight with him at like no health he's actually got a full
health player no he's dead nice oh my god how did you get it for a first try first try
that's what I'm doing you're not supposed to be doing that here right you know
You can tell the little one if you want to.
I do it.
Yeah, we will.
It's the right to pass if you come out of those doors naked in a free level one and you beat his
LF.
I'm talking to my imaginary ghost.
I'm talking to my imaginary ghost.
I'm talking to my imaginary ghost.
Cool.
My camera movement gives you business.
Yeah, me too.
Cause it's a foul-sweet.
What?
Yeah, because it's mouse and keyboard and like it there's a slight decent and lag
And so the slight decent in the lag plus like the camera movements and I wave them mouse pretty quickly
Yeah, it also makes me a little bit
That's why I'm having trouble sensing where the enemies are like all my mouse sensitivity was at five
I vote on in order to minimize
10% loading bug. We ride to the gate front and go up towards the castle because that's the thing
Yeah, see it still makes me a little bit. I didn't get any of runes from that fight
Really? Oh no, that's for it because you were the host so that shouldn't happen that sucks
That's what happened to you. That's right at a cavalryman. I didn't get runes from either of those guys
Well I'm following. Okay we're definitely still over-leveled, over-leveled, all good, life-sexy, this game hates us.
It's because we're too good at it.
Oh, how am I like, home on?
Nice.
Thanks, then.
All right, let's go!
All right, if you guys really want me to get a controller, I just might.
Are we running the right way?
Yep, I don't know where she ran.
I don't see on the map anymore, Bestie.
I see you.
Oh, I see on the map.
Um...
Wow, we do this.
Are we back at this?
Is this the main camp with the guys blowing?
Oh, oh, there's a guy behind me!
Yes.
Oh, my God, I didn't see.
Hi.
Buddy.
Look at him.
He's in.
This wasn't the camp with the guy with the...
It is.
It is the blowy. Okay. Yeah, I just do other way I could have named it. Sorry
The with a trombone
The trumpet
Close enough. I'm gonna grace. Okay very quickly and then we're gonna go
You ain't grace and then let go. I've been wanting to go here forever
She is beauty. She is great. She is
she is controller and mouse and keyboard let's go look at the man I'm
typing on the hill I don't know what he does is he version of you
he's jumping never mind holy moly and there's all sorts of archers okay
so I okay you are certain to listen okay I'm not starting with the archers you
You were starting with the archers.
Okay, can I not? Oh, oh
You oh
I really hurt you guys
He's right there. I'm sorry for yelling the obvious at least he waited for you
Yeah, I was all clearly ran up and everyone was like, okay
Is he using tree that hey what are doing?
Is this the same guys that were like carrying the merchants by the way?
Yeah, they are. Yeah, they are. Oh, he's not gonna be hurt.
I cannot get to his pool. We point there, we go smack. That's nice. Easy.
Good job, good girls. Easy peasy.
Easy peasy. I'm about to want it to come here. I'm so happy.
I'm so happy. Yeah, these are the guys that pull the cards. I don't really know what they're just boarding our way
They could eat us. Where's if you have coin it's trash. I
I literally got oh, thank you
Thank you.
Hey, ooh.
The pair of transplants.
Oh, nice and.
Ooh, a new scene.
Hi.
Important thing.
Ooh.
Important seed.
Grab it.
Eat it.
Oh, yeah.
Look at all that in a flash.
Bye, bye, bye, bye.
Oh, who's making the wind?
Oh, oh.
I don't get a lot of them handle it because they can handle it.
Oh, there's no more left.
There he goes.
What's making them?
I'll raise for you.
I don't.
And the grace, uh oh.
Are we about to be the bad guys again?
Never been like this.
I'm not gonna be like this.
I'm not gonna be like this.
Wait, how do you get up there?
There should be a lower platform around the side.
Oh, I can figure it out.
Oh, I can do this.
Nice!
What are those stone sword keys for?
I haven't seen it.
They open things like jails.
Oh!
Oh, so that's what I mean.
They've been using to pay a month, right?
You've de-spawned my wife.
Oh, no, no.
When you're done, she, there she is.
I'm talking to this lady.
That's hilarious.
It's just a game.
My wife, she blinked out of existence.
You're wife.
Wow.
I guess we're gonna find out, even the heads, oh my god are we gonna fight a spider with like a milling
She's just very cool.
Wait, is that why you haven't been killing the jellyfish?
Because they're dead people?
She seems fine, like nothing's wrong. She's just, she's very cute.
I like her voice pass on a message.
She's nice.
Lisa.
Mike likes some more.
She's just very British.
She's just so British.
She looks like she's very cold her she's got so much blush on her cheeks. She does she does
She got blush blindness as the children call it she's just very sad. Yeah, there's nothing to brag about so we're all the week girls girls big trying up ahead
Hmm, expect trying up ahead
I thought it wasn't there a mine in these walls to
Or like a dungeon or something
I feel like I'm gonna go on these walls kind of find something
is in.
Hi.
Oh, this one using his arms too, not just his legs.
The other one was like,
oh, can I not hit her ear weak spot?
Oh my god, I understand how not.
I understand how not.
I understand how not.
I understand how not.
I understand how not.
I can't feel like I'm listening to anything.
Am I having hallucinations again, chat?
I might be having a walk.
What do you mean?
Grandma.
I feel like there's like an entrance to a dungeon around here somewhere.
Take a minute.
There is the carousel.
No, it wasn't there.
You have to fight somebody there.
It was like the location of one of the Katana.
I think.
Like the summer I started Katana.
Oh, another second one.
And you can get that in here.
Oh, it's further east.
Okay.
Don't remember.
Owl.
Do you think it's fun to them?
And it needs to just seem you know what we can critical hit.
Hmm.
I love all I can see is that it's hard.
So she's just like,
Magic.
Oh yeah, she got Tana.
She's looking, she's looking a little silly.
She's looking a little silly.
All questions that you want me to ask Andrea will cost 500 bits. I don't make the rules. Fair enough.
You know when people are like, hey can you ask this version why this is something you can open her stream?
You can ask her yourself. Sorry buddy.
Gillin.
Sorry buddy.
It's also said it's a question that's my correct.
I just like this game.
And I'm going to go on.
You can open her stream.
Oh my god, wait a second.
Yeah, why is that?
I'm gonna kill you.
What is doing that?
I forgot about that.
There's a molestot at the top.
Oh, I see it, I see it, I see it.
That was fast compared to like.
That was, yeah.
What?
I kind of forgot about that.
Oh, God.
I'm decent.
I'm decent.
And why she died?
The fuck was it?
Are you scared?
I heard a horn.
Oh, fuck.
There's so many guys!
Oh, that's the work.
Yeah, that's rough.
Thank you.
I'm running a morning, I'm running away from guys, guys ahead, yeah, let's go!
There's guys behind?
I don't have a question, it's raining, it's pink.
Hallelujah!
Why do you cast up hooves instead of feet they lack toes?
Can you ask them and lie? I'm so their days are going girls
Big question to you how are your days going?
It's been awesome today. Okay, I'm sleepy. I'm going into the London tomorrow. Oh
For what
Nice
Every time you go to London, it's always to get your hair done and your hair done.
I got like every five weeks, so it's like, I don't like my stylist.
Yeah.
I know your horror stories of your previous style.
We're gonna keep it a bit.
Oh, this is gonna be great.
We can do like maybe one more night and then let you go.
Well, if you're liking, I can do a little bit more with Zen to affect.
Nice, wrinkly back.
Mm-hmm. I'm just going to say.
Uh-oh.
Is he, is he taunting us?
Little bit.
That's me.
Fowl, torrentish.
I fucking hate this guy.
He's also not like untarnished himself, right?
I don't know, I don't know.
I don't know.
I mean, I'd be like grossing Yucky himself.
And he's going to just take your clothes.
Yep.
Oh, I got, have you seen him?
Why?
Why do you got extinguished my frame?
What if I can't find him?
He's basically just a dick.
I hope he's house.
He's not tarnished, he's a Demi God.
He looks like the Omen guys, which I'm assuming is what he is.
I'm not going to lie if we kill a Demi God now.
Now we are. Oh, that weapon is crazy. Oh
Okay, wait. This guy is a lesson in like Elden Rings attack holding. He will let you wind up an attack
And when you start panic dodging, he'll wait for it to fuck you up. Oh
He times it see you get screwed up, but you cannot panic dodgy will die
I
Careful I fucking hate you men. I haven't been able to ignore that nonsense. I'm not yet
Oh, yeah, the second sword you got daggers daggers me the blade he does that
Nice nice
Very good
Oh, be very careful, time or time.
Ow, ow, that was rough.
It feels like, I'm gonna hit my attack, I have to like stop walking in.
Oh fuck me.
Ah.
Morty.
Get him! Get his ass! Get him.
you
you
you're so loud you're so dramatic
he's
you
you
you
oh he's shit
we got it
very nice
oh boy
I don't know what it's my
Why do you look at it?
You're too palishman.
She raised my attributes.
Why was he so mean to us?
What did we deserve?
Why did we do?
Because he's so cruel.
Because he's a foul, tarnished with foolish ambitions.
He really hates us.
Let's see.
Look at us.
He's talking a lot of shit, but we're looking kind of cute.
Oh wait.
Like me when I went to level up.
Oh, I don't know how this works.
Oh, no.
I think it, I think it, time me out when I was going to level up.
Oh, we're going to the round table, hold.
I don't know what that means.
It means we're going to go Q and Night Ring bosses.
Oh, is that where I look at that, that's not so, that's not fair.
But yeah, this is very similar to the Huff in Night Ring, so.
Oh, wait, we actually got teleported.
Yes, we did.
Ooh, Coliseum.
I thought I lagged. I was like, what's going on?
Nice.
Why can I talk to any of these people?
I think you should be able to.
I'm so lend me.
Talk to everyone. I'm trying, but they're not letting me.
That'll let me talk to everybody.
I'm also looking at the grace dragon.
Yeah, I can talk to people.
You can?
Yep.
This is because it was in the grace.
It's only giving me enter Coliseum combat, or...
Oh my god, we're getting the key!
I want your home.
I love you so much. Hi, Raiders welcome. I am Mattaracon of Independent and Resilient
and I am collabing with both Zen and Limes if you want to introduce yourself.
I'm hippie. Nice. Nice. They're taking me through Elden Ring for the first time.
Kiara, have you played it yet? It's incredible.
Thank you so much for the raid.
I gotta give you a shout out and a follow.
I haven't had the chance to catch your twitch streams just yet.
How cool, by the way, girls.
Like, what a time to be alive that Hall alive is on the twitch with us.
Is it a very cool?
Look, Earl, let me VIP you.
Let me give you all this stuff.
Oh, I'm trying to figure out if you're bugging.
I think you need to say to look, interact with the table, I believe.
Oh, oh.
That's why I was wondering why I couldn't talk to anybody.
Oh, OK.
OK.
OK, perfect.
We figured it out. We figured it out.
Welcome, welcome, KFP.
So yeah, we're just kind of hanging out and playing Elden Ring.
I think lines, I'm not sure how much you got loves in you, right?
Because climb-red field looking mother-foker.
But as for me, I hope that this will probably get me playing some power watch and yapping.
So if you want to come hang out, feel free.
Yay!
Did you want to call it there for Elden Ring itself?
We could. That would be a really nice place to stop. We just killed our biggest
hater. True, right? True. There are bigger haters in this game.
There are quite a lot of haters in this game, yes. Yeah.
As for my build, I'm just going towards weapons that seem cool since it's my first
time playing. What about you, too? Are you going to go with your favorite weapons?
Or are you going to, I'm going to try and get another curse or like this one.
Probably just like, boog a smash.
Yes, it's technically a deck spill, but not really because I basically play like a strength user and and ungobong a jump things
Yeah, it's so fun
Nice
Thank you so much for organizing this. I would love Zen. I'll play this with you every week until we're done
Line you jump in
Awesome
to me.
Mama's wave goodbye to the girls.
Thank you so much everybody.
It was really fun.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Have a good night.
Bye bye.
Goodnight.
All right, Mama's it's just you and I.
Is that all right?
All right, let's see, return to desktop.
Let's see, still got an hour to kill.
We do still got one hour to kill here, or two. Give a take.
Oh man, that was a lot of fun. Minus all the bugs.
You of course, Minus all the bugs.
All right, it's time to jump back into it.
But the lies on a mission brought with thread
And if they proceed, but don't succeed.
Well, the devil will take care of us.
Jinks, much love.
Hope you had a wonderful stream.
We sure to go check them out. Thank you.
Alright, let me see. What will we do it?
We've been to this shop.
Don't think we have.
Let's see.
Hey, what's up?
Much love.
I watched the cup head show. I did for a little bit. Yeah. For a little bit. Yeah.
Let me see. I guess I fight this. Let's see. Oh, it's the ghost things. Okay.
Okay.
These are pretty easy.
If I remember, from yesterday,
nice and easy.
Good practice for you.
That's a new ghost.
Nice, okay, I got that. Cool, cool. That usually unlocks something for me.
Not sure what that was.
Oh, a new super.
Okay.
Let's see.
How do I...
Invincibility.
I kind of want to keep the extra damage.
I prefer keeping that.
what's this one? fiery frolic. I love the art, okay.
Interesting.
Okay.
Wait, I didn't even see the tail down there.
What the heck?
Oh, I'm in trouble here.
Okay, that's not good.
What's happening here?
Okay, that's a lot.
All right.
I think I got a understanding though.
That's not too bad.
Oh, okay, that's my fault.
I did that.
Okay, that's not good.
Oh shit!
Okay, so then he pops up here.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
I'm good.
I'm good.
Still good.
Hello, Zay. I just got to work in gear still, little, trying to test it. Are you
winning? No problem. I'm trying to get to that one.
No way that hits.
Oh shit.
Okay, wait, we're doing something.
Oh, I missed it.
Oh, that's so close, dude.
That was actually so fucking close.
Oh, my heart was kind of racing on that one.
Oh, where's all the freaking clouds?
I think all the justice appeared to you.
All the fucking clouds just disappeared on me.
What the heck?
Okay, that was good.
Really good run there.
Dude, okay, that one's kind of crazy.
What is being so aggressive all of a sudden?
Jesus, dude.
Wow, they're being super aggressive on that one.
Okay, man.
Okay, you should have activated phase 2.
Okay, man.
I accidentally went down.
That's so unfortunate dude. Okay, it's okay I understand it now. I get it.
Oh, that was so fucking clean dude.
Oh my god.
Oh, come on now.
Oh, come on now.
Dude, I really hate that one.
Okay.
That's so fucking annoying, dude.
We were so close, huh?
I just made that mistake. Okay.
I own no, I'm cursed.
We're so good.
I wish I could just do that when I'm in the middle of the air for at least once.
Dammit, man.
Shit.
At least jumping in the middle of the air would be nice.
Extra damage incoming.
Oh my god, how did I fucking survive that?
What?
Wait, that was kind of insane though.
Wait, hold on.
Okay dude, are you serious with these files?
Oh man!
We're doing so good in those little fireballs.
Just buck you up so bad.
Okay, second phase.
I might try to end this one earlier.
Do what?
Okay, nice.
I'll take that.
Do we do that?
Did he just start spamming that out of nowhere?
He doesn't spit it out that fast. What happened?
He suddenly went super crazy with the fireballs.
The heck?
Okay, second phase. Good, good.
Might actually just have to save the ultimate form.
Dude, you're fucking kidding me.
What?
Okay now.
These little guys suck so much.
How am I supposed to?
You put the cloud right on top of them.
Like, what?
What is that RNG for that?
for that. It spawned the cloud on top of one of the enemies. Even though it's
literally been doing that though. So what is the point then? The hell dood?
Wait, is this actually the way?
How is he not dead yet?
The fuck?
Right.
Oh, I'm serious.
What is going on?
Why is he not?
What is happening?
The fuck?
Brah
Okay man
Okay. I do want to try that again.
Dude, why do you put in this thing here though?
If you don't want us to be on this platform, why are you doing that?
Okay, dude, are we so fucking serious?
one fucking health again dude oh my god what? I don't drop out of animation
into the middle of the air drop out of my animation into the middle of the
Yeah, dude.
That's really good.
You really got it.
Thank you, game.
Okay, dude.
Oh, damn it!
Let's go, you got this also happy 13 months sent it again as enter together.
They really should have given you an animation to be able to jump when you do that.
Don't you understand why they didn't?
Why is they didn't give you an extra jumping animation for that?
It feels so weird.
You can do this, don't you?
Like unnecessarily punishing.
Wait, I already got it.
Wait, what hit me?
Oh my god.
This one's a pain in the ass, because he takes out literally half the entire
half the entire screen. That's brutal.
Alright.
Dude, are you kidding me?
Motherfucker.
Do, okay, man.
This level design actually kind of sucks.
And the freeze fire, of course he does.
Of course.
The R&G for the fucking clouds, bro.
Oh my god.
Like I do anything.
I'm gonna get hit by that.
You had a wonder of the string.
Be sure to go check them out much, though.
Okay, nice.
Okay, I literally can't do anything about.
Literally there's no clouds coming up so I had to land on it too.
That's why I say the level design is kind of fucked.
This one's a little annoying since it's kind of based on RNG for the clouds.
This is the wrong.
I could get it.
Fuck him up, thanks.
Mother fucker.
Oh, I could not see the damn fucking tail.
I thought I had two HP while you kiddin' me.
Oh my god.
Damn, I have no doubtful hints, or any snarky remarks.
I just like power to TTS foods, this is what someone does.
Tract plant.
Fair clap indeed.
That's the 50 D-caping line.
I don't even know what hit me.
I don't even know what hit me.
I just thought nothing hit me.
I swear to you I saw nothing hit me.
The heck?
I was in between both meteor and the tail.
And it's still registers as a hit.
That's pretty cool, I guess.
What?
That's why I said this fucking design-level sucks.
Where are the fucking clouds, dude?
Where are the fucking clouds?
Oh, come on.
Yeah.
I can't telegraph that.
Back to one HP, again dude.
No fucking way.
walking way.
I need that extra fucking help that goes.
Stupid fireball is due.
There's stupid fireballs keep taking everything I got man.
Okay dude.
Oh my god.
Get locked off by a fucking tail, and then I have to deal with the fucking lasers.
Cool, cool, cool.
I don't understand why they didn't make any of the viable characters. Like...
I can't do anything there.
What is this fucking level?
Dude, do we need to get her little help you?
Yeah, boo.
Whatever, dude.
Dude, you're blocking off the entire fucking area.
What is going on with this fucking boss?
Oh my god, I cannot.
What's up, lime?
Hope you had a fun time with us.
It was a lot of fun. Thank you so much for joining.
No. I cannot wait to keep playing it.
And I fucking fucked.
Okay.
I didn't look out of fun less than three less than three less than three less than three.
Oh yeah, I'm glad.
I knew you guys were going to have a lot of fun.
It is a lot more fun when you play with friends to be honest, especially when you get
to play with somebody who hasn't ever played it before.
That is such a fucking treat.
It really is such a treat.
So I'm glad you're having so much fun.
You know, despite all the freaking technical difficulties, we are still doing very good.
So be sure to go check her out.
Go give her lots of love, much love.
I'm going to lose my mind because I get hit at least one time each time on this fucking
run.
Welcome to my cup head run.
Where I'm currently losing my fucking mind.
I'm going to bash my head.
Into my fucking desk here in a minute.
I can't wait for you guys to see that.
It's going to be so cool.
I'll see you in the hospital.
Okay, this time.
It's a lot easier if I go like that.
Oh, that is so much easier.
So if I go this way, they have to go in that specific direction.
They're kind of like stuck on going right there.
Wait, hold on, free trip, free trip.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
This might be it. Hold on.
There's no fucking spot. Oh my god.
Oh my god.
No way you're fucking doing that.
Oh my god.
Dude.
The fucking spamming.
The absolute fucking spamming.
And then I got locked into a park where I can't even dodge.
I'm going to fucking crash out so hard, I end my god.
Oh shit!
Manchaps is on the surface of the circle, suck.
Grangle.
I got it, I got it.
I got it.
Okay, okay.
Okay, I'm doing it, I'm doing it, I'm doing it.
Clean one so far, clean one.
Very clean, very clean.
Come on.
Don't get caught in the small ones.
Oh yeah, yes.
Okay, okay.
I'm gonna wait for...
You know that's not bad.
Why are you suddenly sparing the fuck out of it, dude?
And I'm dead.
I'm dead because of it.
Do you think this dragon is angry cause it doesn't know where to find a good deal on taste
to your arm and and beverages?
Of course it's the dragon has used to coat.
I touched the outside box from the fucking glass.
I am sure it wouldn't be the sound of it.
Why is he smiling at suddenly?
Fuck the day.
He's spamming the absolute fuck out of the fire bells if I get him too fast down to the end.
We actually designed a bot to do that. Okay.
That fucking completely cool, I guess.
I'm going to go eat some fucking Cheerios dude, because I'm so fucking miserable.
I'm so fucking miserable.
It's gonna be the whole grain one, so I can just take a fat shit later, dude.
I'm so done.
I'm so fucking miserable.
I'm gonna go be miserable on the fucking toilet, too.
I am so fucking done, bro.
Oh my god.
I'm gonna go eat some fucking special cake and go shit out my fucking brains because
oh my god I'm so miserable I'm gonna fucking shit bro give me the special cake give me the fucking
I'm serious.
Hold grain.
I am going to be so fast and miserable today, bro.
Oh my god.
Don't even need the fucking special cake. Give me the fucking special cake.
Special cake.
The fucking bars will make you fucking shit out your ass, dude.
You don't even need the fucking serial. You just need to eat the fucking bars, bro.
Those will make you absolutely explode on the fucking toilet, bro.
Which is what I'm about to fucking do.
Yes, it. But please stop telling us about this, bruh.
And I'm not even going to add any milk, by the way.
It's just going to be straight up the fucking cereal by itself.
That's how much I fucking hate myself right now.
It's going to be so dry and it's going to fucking hurt, bro.
Oh my god.
Die.
Fuck.
Dude.
Fuck.
How did we start talking about sugar-free Harry by gummy bears and they're explosive
aftermath?
Bro, did you guys ever take a horrible shit after eating Jolly Ranchers?
Or was that the only one?
Or am I?
Am I the only one?
Because that happened to me a lot.
Okay, no joke.
Why is it?
Do we keep milk?
I may be able to box a special cave without milk and my body has never been in the same since.
Wait, I think it was the sugar free ones that did that to me.
Every time I ate the sugar free ones that always made me have to go to the bathroom.
I remember that shit.
Before you do, make sure you have tissue out for the last one you dropped in the toilet.
Fair enough.
Okay.
You guys acting like you've never had the freaking to the bathroom so bad.
All the worst timing is when like...
I want to say to hold 12 arms to go through something, or to do in the middle of like a session, like a good gaming session, and then you have to go pee.
Like really badly. That's the worst timing on that.
The sweet and sour sweet candy destroys us as when you eat a lot.
Sometimes I eat my cereal dry so it hurts my mouth, but pain is the only thing that's real.
What was your favourite dark of the cover?
I like the proper as I talk to our movements for a long time.
Yeah, it was a really exciting talk.
Good to know, you know? Good to know?
Yeah, it's an end.
No chat.
Wilds are never studying a skill assumed it's stuck on this spot, but please go use it
as quickly as you can.
I need to listen to that sentence.
People say this.
Fun fact.
Unbelievable.
And some why the sugar free-hade will come and make your insides exit file and please
because the sugar alternative news is known to be a dialectic in large amounts.
The Amazon reviews are fucking like-
That's just great.
So if you ever just want to, you know, just shit out your brains, then you go.
Oh my god, leave die.
I don't know why Jesus has a problem with this topic.
We're going over some reassured right now.
On guard.
This is true, by the way.
Shit out our brains.
Since that one is only one brain cell there,
fast to brain cell.
Oh, you're fucking kidding me.
You got a second animation for that.
He actually got a second fire animation.
Wow.
That simple shit dude.
Wow, this boss is bullshit.
That's cool.
It's fine. I'm locked in. I'm not locked in. I'm just kind of fucking die.
That's perfectly reasonable, man. Absolutely fine. Whatever.
Okay, I don't know how I didn't die there, but I'll take it.
Okay.
Next part is easy, P.V.
Or, you know, you can just lock yourself directly at me.
That also works.
This part sucks. Never mind.
This entire fucking boss sucks dude.
Never mind, this boss just fucking sucks.
That's cool.
Zeng might be knowing for a lot of you.
But you know what she's recently said and poor.
Locking herself out said to with John.
Really dude?
I can go back into the fucking video and see that I was between both of them for that hit and up.
I don't know, man.
Some of these boxes are so stupid.
I'm legit, legitimately gonna crash out.
Some of these hitboxes are so fucking ass dude, Jesus Christ.
Yeah, ok ma'am.
I accidentally pressed the jump button, okay.
Okay, man.
Now it's... I'm a game... I swear... It's not a skill as you... It seems fucked up.
Shut up!
Okay, there's that.
Dude, why are you gonna go that way?
Why?
What makes you go that way?
That's so annoying.
Are you fucking kidding me?
God.
Damn it, man.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I might put the invincibility one on because oh my god.
Okay, dude, I press.
I fucking pressed, okay.
Man.
Yeah, sure.
I'm sure I'm fucking whatever man.
literally I pressed the fucking jump button.
Stupid ass fucking register.
Okay, do that have really should not be doing that.
I hate to ever put that as a hitbox.
That's so.
This boss is actually killing me, dude.
Oh my god dude.
Fuck.
I'm crashing out, dude.
I'm actually gonna crush y'all.
Oh my god, bro.
Burysham.
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Much love.
Be sure to go check them out and thank you.
Can you go down? What is happening?
I got it.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh my god dude!
Fucking hell.
That was a motherfucker man.
That was a long fight dude.
Jesus.
That was a long fight, man.
Jesus, dude.
All right, honeycomb Harold.
Oh, that's crazy.
Oh, you're always on the move for this one.
Oh, I didn't even see that. Oh, no.
Oh, that's unfortunate. Okay.
Okay, I think I see it now.
Hey, hey, hey.
No place to go there.
I feel so bad because the bees look like they're just trying to work, right?
Oh, shit.
Oh, I got pushed up into the top.
Fucking hell.
And I fell into the freaking.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Okay.
Oh man.
Oh god that's tough.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Okay, not too bad.
I can't do anything about that unfortunate.
Oh, damn it.
Oh, what killed me?
What?
I don't even know what killed me there.
I didn't even see any trying with her, man.
Oh, I hate that he can get close to you so fast.
He closes in so fast.
My god.
Look, Zen.
Looks like at this level they sting.
But don't hide this room in all the good parts about this game.
Oh, damn it.
Fuck, I got hit twice by the same one.
Let me see what else there is.
God.
Have you even explored anything yet?
This boss was.
This boss is a real boss.
Okay.
This stupid shooting is so good.
At least seven years of my life for first time, I played this game as well.
Man, I can't believe we got seven rooms in it the new game before we got cutie and six.
Oh shit.
Oh, wow, I did not see that coming.
So that's pretty cool.
What else is there?
Okay, I think I actually have to beat one of these guys first.
So I guess I have to beat the list one.
Okay man, can't do anything about that.
And I also can't do anything about that.
Oh, shit.
See, low note.
God damn it, man.
I fucking fell into a giant fucking spot.
Literally, that giant hole down there, dude.
Oh, you're you're you're you and straight to a guy who just comes out of the screen.
Okay, not a bad one. Wait. Oh god, dang it. I fucking got distracted.
Fucking shit dude.
What do you mean they got even?
Oh my god.
This is fucking brutal.
My god.
Take me back to Dark Souls 2.
Me back to Dark Souls 2. Dark Souls 2 is a lot more easier than this man. I will admit that.
I can admit that, man.
No, hell no.
And I jumped into that.
Oh, this is such a horrible part.
Okay.
What the fuck?
Oh shit.
Oh my god.
Just in time.
Shit.
Oh it war off.
I was trying to get across.
Dammit.
And right into that guy.
Pain.
No...
Oh bloody hell dude...
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Oh, oh, oh, oh...
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Help!
And I you had no place to go.
Oh shit.
Okay, good, good, good, very, very good.
Okay, man. Oh
You dropped it in the center where I had nowhere to go
All the corners were shooting at all the fucking areas
That's so brutal shoot me oh
My god
Oh, right, okay. Sunday, Sunday, forgot. Okay, a good place to stop though.
Gotta head over to the Patreon here in just a little bit.
All right.
That was pretty fun.
That was a very fun day today, dude.
Very, very fun.
Alas, that is it for me for today. I shall see you guys tomorrow.
you for such a wonderful wonderful stream was a lot of fun oh here
please enjoy the rest of your day or night wherever you guys are
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