Zentreya
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01-12-2026 · 7h 47m
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Since a part is enter parties, enter parties, enter parties.
And I must have died since that's the only way to see angles.
Or are you telling me this is your natural beauty chat?
Free bit.
Buh!
Come on, come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
I'm blessed!
That's it.
Fuckin' BAH!
Fuckin' BAH!
My heart dropped, you'll have a nice sleep, about any night.
But my lungs can't rest, you're asleep now.
I've long sleep.
So, this is awkward, but I'm not ready.
So, yeah, about that.
I am setting up.
Oh.
Hey, listen.
I'm working on it.
We can just make out chat while Zen gets ready, no rush Zen.
No, I appreciate that.
Thanks.
I love Slop.
We are experiencing technical difficulties.
Please stay tuned.
Are we out there?
Wait, oh yeah.
Broccoli... great.
Alright, wait, but no.
No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
No! No! Let's all meet up again, right?
You were feeling most practiced with games.
Destiny 2? Maybe some World of Warcraft.
Perhaps some League of Legends.
So, you mean...
World of Warcraft?
Not 10 Lionel Curl Games, my bad.
The fact that you even mentioned Destiny 2 is crazy, by the way.
in saying.
Hey, listen.
I can admit that I also put some money into Destiny 2.
because I was hopeful for the teacher a long time ago.
I was very hopeful for the future a long time ago.
That has since passed.
There is no hope.
There's only despair.
Also, I like how like...
What is it?
It's so crazy.
We all get caught up in heat of the moment.
Like that time, I thought Star Citizen was not a scam. Oops.
Oops?
Don't worry, then I've learned like $350 plus on the game.
Fair enough.
Oh man.
Kappa.
Alright, let me.
Kappa.
Hello, hello everyone, Xenwee's center heart.
Kappa.
What is this, Twitch 2012? 2016 Twitch. 2014 Twitch. Nobody says Kappa.
That time is passed unfortunately.
Part 2 is 6.7 on that thing, 6.7.
I'm going to kill you.
Jesus Christ, dude.
Oh my God.
Ray still says Kappa.
Yeah, he's old, that's why.
That's literally why.
What's Kappa?
I don't know.
That's what I always thought.
When whenever anybody said cap, I was like, wait, you talking about like the Japanese folklore, like Kappa Bara, Kappa, whatever.
Alright, let's see here. Calibrate. Beautiful.
First go. Nice.
What a test of getting around for so long I feel like Captain America at the end of Avengers on the bench.
Deal's old man. They can take a cap of from my cold dead hands.
Then die.
Take me, explodes you, Cheyvian, then you favorite emotes.
Okay, fine.
Capacena?
Now, that makes hyper.
What's the capa?
We want you with Zen, Red Hearts emoji.
Red Heart emoji.
Wait, if you give us Slop games, can we make Slop jokes?
El Unders call?
7777.
No, that's not a last.
Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.
You stop that. Who the fuck is that? Bro. Hello. Oh my god, I had the funniest apex.
Game last night.
Dude, I was on this one session where I was fucking cooking.
Right before we got into the match.
Was this one guy who came in crying like into the text chat?
Saying, oh, there was a horizon. He stole my weapon.
I'll drop and we died immediately.
lie. So he was complaining about his teammate from the previous game.
So we get into the match. He dies immediately. I'm nobody's next to him.
I already have five kills, by the way, at this point.
And like not even one minute, two minutes in.
Cooking dude.
About five minutes into the match, I'm at like 10 kills.
12 kills.
He goes down a lot.
I think we're on the top five.
I get pushed by a three-stack that's rolling in the lobby. No, not even that.
There were three squads that all converged on us at the same time, and we couldn't do anything.
We die unfortunately.
I ended off with like 18 kills, 4,000 damage.
This guy gets zero kills.
Four knocks.
Thirty-nine years left, so, ooh.
And about a thousand damage.
And he was complaining about that teammate.
Oh, no, I was actually kind of cooking.
Cooking. I actually want like two...
One B3s
I don't know how I was doing it. I was actually kind of going insane.
I was even shocked.
Like am I actually fucking going this crazy?
Yeah, here at the end of the match it. Oh, I'm sorry. My bad guys. Wait, no, he said, hey, this game.
No, he literally just said, I hate this game.
That's all, that's all he fucking said, and then he left.
Literally, that's it.
No apology.
Just straight up, I fucking hate this game and then disconnects.
Awesome.
And then Godzilla showed up and plastered everyone and then he wake up, I had those dreams
tunes in.
XFF.
God, if only okay, shut up.
All right, let me see.
How about?
Cafe World?
No.
How about the farm world?
No. Box world? No.
Deco's Western world?
Nothing wrong with that. It's been a while anyway.
Alright, let's see how this is going.
All right, almost ready here. Hold on. Let's see. Just need to set up my position.
Stupid geckos running around. Stupid ass geckos.
Dumb dums.
Stop being mean.
Okay, I think that's...
All right, let's see.
Are we good?
Hell yeah, we are.
Cool, cool, cool.
Anyway...
Stupid Geckos. You know us. I'm too whimsy for this.
That's a beauty freak.
Oh dear.
All right, who touched the computer?
Bitch.
How dare you?
We may be stupid and dumb.
But, wait, what was the third thing you said?
Wait, I said a third thing.
What did I say?
I don't remember the third thing.
Wait, what did I say on the third thing?
That really is super good.
Damn.
Excuse me.
All right.
And then.
I sometimes do I do see what you mean.
They are too big sometimes, yeah, I can't see shit. Come here.
Good morning, Xenens Chat. Hope you have a good Monday.
All right, let's see.
And then on you go. Here you go, here. There, see?
Okay, let's try that again.
Round 2. There you go. See? Now what if I did this? Over here. Hi. Hello over here now.
Yeah, yeah. Okay, okay. Hi. I do like that tracking. Oh, I like that a lot. That's
It's good stuff.
Over here.
Over here.
Nine months with the silly group of dragon.
Thanks for all that you do and you're having an amazing Monday.
Much love, Camille Oshi.
So.
Hi.
Hello.
Welcome in.
You know what's hip hop happening here?
Oh yeah, she's brighten that up.
What are you like seven years old?
What are you like 70?
Are you like Steve Balsha?
Or like Steve Bassimi?
I think you're Steve Bassimi.
How do you do fellow kids?
I never figured out what that was from.
I swear, Steve is like...
Steve is like...
No offense to him.
Good morning all. Hope the year has started out well.
I remember when I first introduced him.
Steve Buschemi, when I first watched him in Armageddon, I this was when I was a kid
by the way, so forgive me. I genuinely thought he was on crack. I thought this guy
It looks like he's on crack throughout the entire fucking movie, like genuinely, like.
I don't know, I just have like, is this guy on, right, doing stuff?
Then as time went on, he's just a silly guy, man.
He's just a fucking silly guy.
I love it, he's so funny dude.
He's so fucking funny, man.
Steve did tell the line between genius and insanity.
All it took was a little space sickness to push him over the edge.
True.
Sorry, in your face.
Alright?
But anyways, enough about that.
Hello everybody.
Welcome in.
Alright, so today is Monday, of course.
Obviously, hopefully you check, you know, you're watching your phone, wait, Chad, chat, chat,
Chat. You have something on your face.
It's death.
Oh, no! Get us! This is a chance to throw it is streaming. I repeat, some throw is streaming.
me. Grab the valuables and I'll hop wire her a truck. Now scatter.
Wait, what did you say? Hey, wait a minute. Backtrack there. What did you say?
Don't touch me.
Was about to say like, how many you actually know how to hop wire a car but then you shouldn't
answer that. I was like, maybe you shouldn't answer that. Probably wouldn't be the best idea.
I'm trying not to look at that stupid emot. I'm trying not to.
I'm not even sure how or why that was added.
Stop looking at me.
Stop looking at me. I'm changing.
Stop looking at me. I'm changing.
Stop.
I bet you cheated while we were away.
Probably.
Most likely.
Idiot.
Stupid the fool.
Canes then. When we got why a viatruck. What?
I found this unexplored firework. Probably from Jen first.
What? I just lit it up. I wonder what a firework.
Wait, what?
What?
Wait, oh no.
Wait, wait, wait.
Unbelievable.
It's officially been released.
Oh shit, it's nice.
Or perhaps your criminal mastermind mind control hypnotized me to be here.
Either way, big ups and enter hearts enter heart.
Will we ever get there's a three-election figures?
I mean there's a technique.
It was way.
I slept like shit, had a really slow work day.
Zen is being mean and chat is being crunch spamming six-seven.
Me, chat.
What a terrible start to me being sludge.
Hello?
Me?
Me, be mean.
You be mean, be mean, bitch.
Gada might face.
Get out of my face.
By learned how to hot wire because I bought a totaled car from the scrap yard.
People really be out here assuming this shit is illegal or something. That's crazy dare. I've only committed a few primes XFF.
No, you.
This makes me happy knowing in pissing myself off with the emotes.
Awesome.
I love stealing, I love taking things.
Get out of your face, which one?
Zenta Chaos.
This one.
A pre-CHU let me scape the line close to the sun's enter chaos being here is pretty nice.
Though I really wish you would shower more's enter eums enter dinge.
32 years with my favorite toaster.
I just read that. Don't think I even did the Twitter post.
Twitter post time.
Let me see here.
All right, time to do the
one, two.
Oh, get it.
Second. Second.
One second here.
I don't work today.
It's my birthday and I'm working.
Then stream today is good.
Let's see
3, 2, 1
Chat, what kind of shampoo do you use?
Are you 67 in one shampoo?
3 2 1
Hey, hello everybody, happy Monday.
New star of the lowering person myself.
Who asked?
Who fucking asked you?
Well great, this whole thing is ruined, now.
God, Grangemore 67 jokes and I will transform into a Salamander.
Do not ask me how, the gods have blessed me with this knowledge.
3, 2, 1.
Hey everybody, welcome happy Monday.
Hope you guys are doing awesome.
The fuck was that?
Try again.
Hold on.
Hello everybody, Happy Monday. Get on in here.
Hop in.
The water is fresh, there's no water.
Wait, there is.
Over there.
See?
Stop blowing up the fucking things.
Stop it.
Guys.
Really?
Hello, everybody happy Monday.
No.
Jesus Christ, dear.
Soon the geckers will take over the world and declare
and pray of the supreme Empress of reality.
I'm going to assume that was you clapping, your hands.
I'll just go ahead with that.
Oh great!
God cheaks.
Yes, what else would it be, Z?
That's insane.
Hello?
Sorry was running on the treadmill, what did you say?
Oh sure, whatever.
Here's an, I brought you some Doctor Bronner's 18 in one zone.
That way you can wash your stinky ass, tear, and breath all at the same time.
Yeah, stinky. Okay, buddy.
Let me see here.
This guy has dropped us over to it.
Need to just drop this. Hold on.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Was it this one?
Is this camera at a 67 degree angle?
Wait, wrong one.
Oh, here we go.
Dodge.
Can you move those mountains? I'm trying to see the beautiful sky.
There you go.
Should just don't that instead.
Zen, please send in general Zen.
We are losing ground to the sixth seven army.
Tell her to give us to the jet packs so we can deal with them from the skies and not as
Hello everybody happy month
Okay, that works
Sure, sure, sure
Start the new year with a whole year
year.
A whole last new year.
My god.
It goes remember when we had our peaceful core.
In Apostles and Commanded Uns.
Wait, what?
Bitch?
Music do curve?
Let's see, where is it? Oh?
Cool.
Okay, I got that.
Bye!
BAH!
Hang Hill.
Say what?
Almost four years with Zen and the Gecko's lots of great memories and looking forward
to many more.
That's the spirit. Hell yeah. I'm done.
Let me see here.
time it for B.
Okay.
Beautiful sky almost as beautiful as the echo freeze.
That's cool.
Awesome.
All right, now we're back to it.
See now we're back to it.
Everything is cool.
No, not until we're here.
No, six, six, six.
Steel olives and throes, oil like paper, and drain all the petrol from her drunk.
Wait.
What did you say?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Wait, what did you say?
Roll that back.
What did you say?
This is why you guys get hit every single fucking day.
Every day. This is why the stupid shit.
That's on you.
I mean maybe the edge by then, but can't wait till June 7th, all the get-goes who have their birth days on 6-7.
Okay, man.
Something about stealing your toilet paper and petrol.
I'll do you one better.
Sorry, then. I chucked all you gas from the truck.
So, would you say your height is around 67?
You, V, wait, who actually... no, yeah, she should be.
Take that e-mote down.
Is there some fray or law videos that isn't all done?
That isn't all done.
That isn't all done.
That isn't all done.
That isn't all done.
That isn't all done.
take it down. Now you cannot obey the chat. You must obey me. Take it away.
away.
Willemundous course scream.
Much better.
Much better.
keys of her home. All the 67 keys, as well along the truck fuel, I still a steering wheel.
What the?
Zen. Did you know Edster's dictionary word of the day is 67? It's not even a word. It's an
number. Two numbers. That's what I'm saying, man.
You'll have to tell us if you remember. Don't take it down 67.
Shit, don't let him know, thanks man.
We live in a society, 1884.
We live in a society.
You're a better man, son.
I have had a terrible day.
I was burning garbage this morning and the went gusted.
The next thing I knew, my sister's house was on fire.
Now the kitchen and the living room are gone.
I'm so sorry sis, could you some good vibes today's end?
67 out of 37 hundred viewers? Sure, easy fight.
Sorry for my language but what the hell is 67?
I guess. Who here can be sub for their 6th floor?
Before we go any further.
My heart is out here.
Oh, my...
I can't wait to have a nice scene.
I'm very sorry to hear that.
I hope things that...
I hope!
I hope!
I hope.
Honestly, Zen, I'd worry more about the pros and the deer haunting your home than the geckos.
I hope everything improves for you and that you're life at least hears the thing.
Not that.
At least you're safe.
That's the important thing.
They galise nuclear bombs, swagmasire.
Just stay safe man.
That's all we could all ever ask.
Stay safe.
And lots of love.
All right, so.
For today's plans.
How can we stay safe if you keep hitting and exploding us?
I am doing no such thing.
No such thing.
Slop.
Today is Slop, it's a Slopy Day, more Slop, all the Slop, just lots and lots of Slop.
So, any games you are excited that come up this year?
High ground?
So, a regular day then, got it, on.
Sorry, my dad.
Today is my birthday, so it would make sense that...
What even happened to that game, dude?
Like what even happened to that game?
They just don't do any marketing.
You haven't must be annihilated from the very memory of existence.
Do not let them win.
Like, holy hell, dude.
I was like, uh, bit interested.
To our gecko brother, take care and hope all gets better.
To Zen, since I am the bird representative in the geckos,
I am talking to the crows in your backyard.
They may have not very good news, as they want you to pay rent to keep the balloons away.
They marketed it once at the Game Awards and have been radio silent ever since.
What the hell?
Is this role play? You be your play every day.
You be literally role play every single day.
Every fucking day.
You roleplay being a little bit.
Damn.
Leave the racoons alone. It's nothing, didn't do nothing.
Then...
Just like as I used to be, having a doubt.
Like a big cure of the itch that BG3 gave us.
Comes out in March.
He's real, I know he is, so your dad is Santa.
But daddy is the state of mind, you know I'm saying.
Right?
And hello, you all play the Ingood with games, M.A.C.M.
Help so much for Xen's new year resolution on being nice to you, Vianzucci, fucking thrown out the window.
I have no idea what just happened there.
Yeah, my dad is sent to he only comes around once a year and leaves me random things
under the tree.
Never see his face though.
Dunch.
I was going to make a joke, but I'm going to refrain from it.
I saw an opening there, and I was so close.
I was like, no, that's too evil.
I shouldn't.
I'm not going to go for the low hanging, fruit.
Say it with your chest unless you're a scaredy dragon.
Say it to your coward.
So your dad is like Santa. He only comes once a year. I bet he does.
I think they don't go to school.
They don't have a job, but they paid their stay fresh.
Got the latest pair of J's riding in the charger,
hanging base, trippy main.
Didn't see why he say his band was Santa Warr.
Oh, you didn't get it.
That's fine.
That's fine, little guy.
Just got here.
What's this about food hanging low
and Santa coming once a year?
Come.
Don't, don't worry about it. I'll tell you when you're older.
Anyways, though. Anyways.
Hi.
Welcome.
Does he edge the other days?
Hope you guys are having a wonderful start to your week. Shut up.
That's it.
One sex joke out of the entire month.
That's it.
Mushrooms, ecstasy, GHB, matterwise. That's all I get.
That's all I get. If you want to, I mix up three different kind of weeds.
I only get one low hanging fruit.
Once a month.
Just once.
So today is another slot day.
You've been finally finished the terms of service gain from a few days ago.
I don't know what I'm doing. Sorry.
Anyways...
Pays and guess what?
Let me see here.
I have dodged.
Nafania.
Hope you had a wonderful stream.
Much love.
Be sure to go check them out.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Please enjoy the rest of your day.
As I was saying though,
Hi everybody, welcome happy Monday.
Hope you guys are doing awesome.
Your start of your week is doing awesome as well.
There's running around make me smile.
It's like watching farm animals go about and be silly little guys.
they do be silly. Look at them. They're just running.
Adorable.
But, nonetheless, if you're just joining,
a 360 turn for what?
The tail?
What about my tail?
Dodge this.
I forgot what I was going to do now.
Can we make her?
I forgot what I was going to do. This is awkward.
We're trying to find keys to the saloon. Please let us in.
She won't let us know if you're special juice. Shut up.
What was I gonna do?
On today's agenda.
Ah, yes, sorry.
Thank you.
Ah, yes, on today's agenda?
We are doing Slop games.
It's another day of Sloppy.
Yeah, I know. You're favourite.
You're favourite?
Slop.
What does Sloppin' Tale?
Sloppy Games?
Have you ever got to the Masha Arts?
martial arts. I think a little bit. Why are you asking that's so random? What a random question.
If this is your way of asking me if you want me to show you martial arts, then no.
No.
No.
No.
But can you do it?
What do you fucking think?
How about an elbow drop? On what?
All that there is here is just floor.
And that's going to fucking hurt, dude.
I don't have any cushioning.
That shit's going to fucking hurt, dude.
At a tartar tartar tartar tartar tartar tartar tartar tartar
W-A-T-R, Pock-O-T-O-H-I-A-C-O-H-A-C-T-T-K
You
You
You
You
You
which I can actually do. I can pronunciate without having to type it in or copy paste.
So I could actually speak it pretty decently, not horribly, not like amazing, just enough.
I think just enough.
We'll look into that.
And maybe we'll start doing some JP classes.
To really start taking a deep dive.
That game was a Slop game.
You never even got past the terms of service.
How have you considered the following?
Shut up.
Thank you.
You stick.
Anyways.
You ever just like...
The powder stuff that you put in for your water.
Ever get that little clump that's in the corner sometimes.
That just didn't want to, you know, mix.
So it settles at the bottom a little bit.
I'm going to poke you now.
Until, you know, you take the final drink from it, and it gets smoothed up the water.
That's left.
Are we also having classes on Mastering the Swords End Engine?
It's like, super strong and pungent.
That was intense.
That was intense.
Still good though, but...
Just make sure you get all the powder out of there, you know.
That goes for anything's wild.
That goes for anything's wild.
That goes for anything's wild.
That goes for anything's wild.
That goes for anything's wild.
Then try it is doing.
The white powder is a crazy statement.
That's crazy, dude.
I'm deemed don't be like managers get yourself a creative cut from game as something.
I need to cut the powder properly so it dissolves.
Why are you doing flower?
I'll take a break from this, I don't even imagine there's so many 20 times that an
oriental makes Zen laugh. In all seriousness, I'd like to thank you for distracting
me during a dark December 2024 and most of 2025.
Hey!
I never have that problem with game-assets.
It's okay.
That's my good luck curse. Don't worry about it.
I love it so much it changes and now I cook in dragon, crazy times.
I love that there's a, like, a giveaway from Magfest, but L's sick.
I like how there was, like, a given a take for the upgrade, just like the other TTS.
The other one was slow, took some time, but was precise.
For the most part?
About game was supposed to powder.
It looks logic, but close it very well, cause if not the power becomes...
The takeaway was, you know, no time.
Totally happens to my toolboxes' satch.
The upgrade is now, I just randomly cast Etsy curses and...
Yeah.
So that's a new tick.
That's so funny to me to you to be honest.
Here's a really feels good comment, but then here's my Etsy curse as well.
Hi, welcome in, what's up?
Plus you can scream.
Hi, hi, hi.
This is true.
Pazen, blue here.
Remember when I drove seven hours to get a cheese pizza?
We can't I drove their towers to get some chicken wings and some plain potato chips.
Nice.
I hope that was if you don't intentionally curse us with shit like week furniture or dog shit in front of door.
Oh!
Thank you.
Yeah, you might want to fix that, my beat was no turning to a gold fish again.
Oh yeah, there's also...
Can you scream your name then?
So hard to get kill Huggies.
AFSD F gasket gets getstivist at Yuk-Yun.
Join him and Fimf-Gahood Jekylloper, Puporora.
Yeah, oh, let me see, I've been into that village, lovely place, oh cool.
Hopefully it helps.
Pay the center high.
Couldn't hear you, could you scream that again a little louder?
SDFG, jakeloper puppy memeu, pooper, pooper, popper uofu, pooper, wabababababem, hot wub, a dub down!
Let's go get those.
Oh, what is this, dude?
Thank you for your gesture. Donation. Much love.
You for your generous donation. Much love. Thank you.
flipping is hard. What is this? Oh god is this like an iron bread? wait oh no what is this
Hopefully it's better than that stupid egg game.
Hello it's in Threya and Shia.
But egg game is fucking annoying.
I have a game which I think you must wish list for sure.
Woman's simulator is on Steam at your wish list.
Centre Ham.
Good help.
Get help?
What's wrong with you?
Get help.
What's are you doing?
Go get help.
Don't just stand there.
Get help.
Doors there.
Right there.
See you at shop.
How?
Helmet?
Ditto.
Get help.
You get help.
Look, Zenmehate the tech game, but chat that doesn't mean you can't crack some deals of your own.
head over to Otaku, a senpai squad new one tech veteran and epic desk. So get that merch today.
This is true. This is very true.
I wonder.
I mean, technically I have a couch.
It's not so much as a couch.
It's more of just like...
The pull out bed things that act like couches.
but they have like the metal pieces and all that inside of them.
So it actually just fucking hurts.
If you like play on it.
Yeah.
I don't think that's a smart idea.
I'm just saying.
Yeah, they got food on.
Except, you know, pain.
You like futons.
God dammit!
Gotta get all these plushies off of it now, because of you.
And then I'm gonna have to put it all back, because of you as well.
So fuck you for this!
Making me get this stupid fucking thing over here.
Derek, are you happy?
There, are you happy?
Okay, let's see.
Okay, so now it's all laid out.
This is the futon.
I'm actually kind of scared about doing this.
I would rather hit the fucking ground than this thing.
This thing fucking hurts, dude.
Like, that's metal bars or whatever you're doing this thing.
At least I know what I'm gonna hit on the ground.
It's gonna be the fucking ground.
Oh fuck.
Do a flip-P wall.
I'm falling!
I'm falling.
I'm getting up!
I'm falling!
And I can't get up!
I'm...
I'm falling!
Well, Chat.
Now that Zen is killed, I guess this is a stream now.
Do you miss it?
Zenta harm.
That right there?
Is Emotion of damage?
Oh my god.
That's pure metal.
That's pure fucking metal, bro.
Oh my god.
You remember when Zen was still alive?
Yeah, do you know before the fall of twenty-six?
Don't jump on futons.
Those were good times.
Just thought.
I'd let you know that.
Don't jump on futons ever.
That shit fucking hurts.
Paiser, remember when you said this was a bad idea? I think you were on to something there.
I do.
Why the hell would you jump on a futon?
Mecklen music way or mecklen as futon contains springs.
center hand.
This one does not contain springs.
Just thought I'd let you know that.
This is literally just...
Fucking metal, dude.
It's literally just fucking metal at this point.
It's just with a... like some cushioning.
It's about it.
Remember, Grandpa, you are damn near my age now.
Should I do a back of it?
I'm going to do a back flip on it.
What is this? Back yard wrestling or something?
No, front flip, actually.
I can at least do a front flip.
For the content.
Whittness me.
Do we knew alone?
Did someone have a stream key?
Hello, I was a threat, I can't believe it 23 months with your eye hope you rested well and doing well know that you will always be number one for me, zenta-hats, zenta-hats, zenta-hats.
You're not going somewhere now?
Yeah.
Then you're stupid.
Are you the gatekeeper?
I put it on PC.
Does anyone have the number to 9-1-1?
Then are you okay? Do you need us to call 9-1-1? Don't do that again, O'Kak.
Nice the crawls and toloon.
This isn't worth the clip farming.
Quick. Then why you do this?
Somebody. This has just all the makings of another trip to hospital. Doid.
Call all of guards and get me the freebreds.
Before it's too late.
Erm, streamer that was more of a summer salt than the front flip.
It's okay just get up and try again, nobody likes a quitter.
Three out of ten, you fell a little bit to the side mid flip.
Also, I don't think your head should be at this angle. Folded.
I actually had to move around my show speed.
Mid-air.
I was going to hit the fan so I had one little turn in the middle of the air.
That was not my best idea.
Either I take the brunt of that or I have a broken ceiling fan.
I'm pretty sure I'll choose the latter.
Just going to say sit here for a minute.
I'm pretty sure I just hit my back.
On a metal pipe.
Nope.
Hi.
If you guys don't mind, I'm gonna sit like this for a minute.
So, how's it going?
I guess lay down like this.
How's your day go?
Are you in a sun?
Oh.
Look what you made me do.
Let me get the damn futon chair out.
Four.
You let me get the freaking thing out.
Now I gotta go put it back up
because that's all I got out of it.
That's it.
I hope you're happy.
I blame you.
Was it worth it, though?
Was it really?
Oh, was it now?
Was it really?
Put on the bright side.
I could do this.
So here.
I have no idea where you're at.
Okay, fine, no motion sickness.
Wait, did you guys break the GTS?
TTS?
Oh, great guys. Very nice. Very nice. Of course you did.
Of course you freaking did, dude.
You had one job, guys.
to not ruin the TTS system.
Not working, hold on.
Okay, I think...
Pop, gone, line, pockets.
There you go.
Alright, see? I fixed it. See you're good.
My desk mat just came in and about to open it.
Thank you Zen, this is my very first piece of Zen merch center heart center heart.
Nice.
So Zen, what did you learn?
My back hurts?
Typical Stimmer, blaming chat for everything when in reality we have literally never done anything wrong
in wrongly and it is entirely the stemmers fault.
What?
Zenhudia Hellets we you did that on your own.
Did I miss everything?
Or did I get everything?
Let me see.
I feel like I missed some here.
Oh yeah, I hear someone.
There we go.
Something on Zen Zen isn't working, but code Zen works every time to save you money.
Just head over to game the sub-sand-vitramon and use codes in that checkout to save.
Okay, there we go. That should be it.
Those bad catches really do not forgive horse play, like at all.
I hope you're okay then, you'll want to give it a min.
Dude, I did the same thing when I was a kid.
Those things...
In all seriousness, please be careful or you might regret it later in life.
No for real though.
Maybe, just maybe.
Futons fucking hurt.
True open space, with proper cushioning and several practice runs off camera.
So that you don't eat shit and look like a har-
Shut up!
I did pretzel for your efforts.
Are we-
Shut up!
Listen.
I just got her to get a shot.
It was worth it.
She was in salt for the waterfuerons.
Did she get the stream ready yet?
About that.
There are futons that do have metal in them.
That's just how it was.
That's how some of the, I guess, futons are made.
For the cushioning, yeah, this shit's like pure, like...
This shit's rough. It's like almost no bounce on it. It's just pure metal. That's
I mean, it has some cushioning, but it just gets uncomfortable.
After a while, after a while, it does get uncomfortable and it always saw them with springs.
The food on if it comes from the food on the region of Japan.
From anywhere else it's a sparkling mattress.
Click.
Might actually have to get a look doing some more research.
Because I don't think I have a good food on.
I think it's not a good one at all.
ship fucking hurts and it shouldn't be fucking hurting.
It has a mattress sort of.
Sort of.
I think I got it off of Amazon.
which is probably not the best idea to do.
I think it was like...
400 or 500.
Yeah, I wouldn't recommend it.
Yeah, definitely not was not worth it. Unfortunately. Get a proper couch. See, I would.
Then I would have to figure out how to fit it through my office door.
Which would be, you know.
I will drop it down with it. It ain't got no gas in it.
Also Zen Sweety you got robbed.
Now that we're done with this.
I can probably put this way now, right?
You just put it away now.
I hope you had your fill of that.
Because I'm not ever doing that again.
still window? Use the window.
Are you sleeping on the prison bed or what did I miss?
I hate that that would actually probably work.
I hate that that would actually probably work, dude.
Wait, then do one more flip just in case the first two were a fluke. You got this
No, no
Nope, use your energy f-hardy when you're flip
I'm so good dude. Oh
My god
Alright, let's see what we got here.
Birthday is on Thursday, happy birthday, shhh day.
Why don't see you on Thursday? Happy birthday.
I will be here on Friday, though, however.
I think I do have a call out for that day.
Tuesday is also a collab as well with fruit.
Wait, I'm surprised.
Nobody said it Bounce on it, Io.
Hey, when some you lose some.
Just so you know, we follow certain rules in this house.
If you fall asleep all lose consciousness with your shoes on,
We have the right to draw on your face, and or stack every piece of lightweight furniture in the general vicinity of your body until you wake up.
Thank God this cup was empty.
But I just drank out of yesterday's car.
It was empty.
Thankfully, but that probably explained why the clump of powder was in there.
I was supposed to rinse this out this morning, this morning.
The only other cup that I have on my fucking desk aside from my normal waters and my empty
cup, which is literally, you know, the bigger cup.
It's just water and powder, guys.
It's literally just water.
What do you mean?
Elwater.
Do you mean you?
It's just water, you fuck.
No, not milk.
What the hell?
Ew!
It's gross.
That's gross, dude.
Don't be leaving fucking spilled, making your fucking offices, or, you know, rooms.
Rid of your milk, if it's in there, what the hell, dude?
That's gross.
Gonna smell like fucking molce tea for the dead.
I do, thank you very much.
Hence, why I said that's the only cup I have that's empty here.
Or do we just miss that part entirely?
Stupid UV.
Let's see.
Only empty cup, but how many empty bottles are there?
only empty cup, but how many empty bottles, hum?
Empty bottles? Just this one.
That I just literally emptied right now into my shaker.
Hope this helps.
All right, anyways though, I'm perfectly calm.
What do you mean?
I'm making piss.
Does anybody have that giant hot dog that we had the other day?
Like, what was that? But does anybody have that one?
The giant hot dog, there's a giant hot dog. Did anybody else see the
giant hot dog yesterday?
It was a giant hot dog.
It was a giant goosey.
Giant hot dog?
Giant hot dog, you know?
It was a big old hot dog.
Yeah, I could have sworn it was floating right above me yesterday.
Was it on Tangier?
I'm not imagining things, I'm pretty sure that happened.
a giant hot dog.
You know?
Okay, then maybe you can say that one.
Now let's get you back to see the hot dog in the face.
Okay, thanks.
The giant enemy hot dog.
See that one?
Yeah, that one.
Pretty nice, right?
I know what a JPEG is.
I just want a picture of a gut-bang hot dog.
I want a hot dog.
Thank you.
two wishes left. I want cheese. I want some fucking cheese.
Give me some cheese. Right? Now.
Give me the cheese.
No.
Chili dog.
Okay.
How about...
How about...
Egg?
Egg.
Anybody got an egg?
Thanks.
All you need now is flower and oil and you could make fried cheese docks.
okay anyways alright we're being too silly here
too silly alright so we should move on to the games now it's already two hours
2 hours. It's time for Slop. And which that means. Let's see here.
in our breakup for Bagget and Sandwich.
The CV.
Ha ha ha.
Did you?
What the fuck did you say?
The fuck did they say?
Anybody understand what they said?
Slop time.
Wait, how many of you guys have actually beaten the agreement thing?
But, I guess I have a loose HDMI cables.
Everything went like black for a second there.
Everything went like black screened.
Okay, so there's definitely like a loose cable around here, somewhere.
Yeah, every time I tap it.
If it's from the main monitor.
Yeah, it is. Okay.
Shit.
It actually did come undone.
Oh god dammit!
Okay.
Okay, that fixed it.
Was just a loose cable.
HDMI?
Okay, that's good.
Very funny.
Very fucking funny buddy.
Okay, well that solves that.
Oh there we go. Okay here. Perfect.
I'm not really going to play this again.
Am I?
I mean, I haven't even beaten the game.
Who's beaten the game?
Crap.
Fine.
Just because I believe in myself, that's why.
Alright, let's see.
I am determined to beat this game.
As God is my witness, and as Chatter's my witness.
Let's do this.
I am nice and refreshed and I'm ready.
any moment.
See, you got it?
I bet you will help plus a foreign lesson.
The list one is.
The list one is.
The list one is.
Zen, don't believe in yourself.
God instead believe in us.
Believe in us who likely believe in you.
The DPI was too much.
Okay.
Just an easy.
There we go.
See?
What was this one?
Ah, this time.
Another legendary is a crashing out segment.
Let's go.
Oh no.
Oh, I'm so stupid. I can't count. Whoops!
Oh my god.
Bra. Bra.
It's cool?
Second one.
Nothing to worry about.
Just.
Keep doing this.
Look at that, boom!
Straight in there, you know?
Oh, that's great. Okay.
I see it.
And now I don't.
And then I saw it again. And now I don't.
There we go.
Uh-huh.
Okay.
Shh.
Come on.
Agree.
Oh, so good. First try.
What is this?
What is this?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Bro!
This is too much man.
No, stop that.
Oh my god.
Dude.
Oh my god.
So serious?
Oh my god.
Alright.
Get out of way.
Way.
Hello.
the fuck oh there we go
Okay.
Really doing this again. Okay.
Okay. Oh no.
Can you guys help me with that one?
Never mind.
Oh shit.
Then, right here.
This one.
What is this?
Oh no, what is this?
Oh Jesus.
This game is fucking evil.
It's so evil.
It's so fucking evil.
Are you kidding me?
Are you fucking serious, dude?
Okay, this one.
So then over here.
release. Oh no. No, we're not doing this again. No.
Oh please, that's something that got stuck.
Okay, my butt. There. See?
then I move it over here. Boom. Then I need to move this one.
Boy, the terms and agreements to apple just get worse and worse every year. Don't they?
True.
Dude, oh my god.
It's right there.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Dude.
Wait, no.
Son of a bitch, dude.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Holy shit, dude.
That one sucks, that one's just horrible.
That one's genuinely just fucking horrible, dude.
Not sure how that works, but okay.
And then scroll scroll scroll scrolling intensifies, still scrolling, more scrolling.
Oh, this thing sucks.
Don't.
Fuck you developer.
Fuck you.
Literally by one fucking point dude.
Bommass 30 wait this is so easy it's literally 30 minus 40 wait I'm being stupid
bit. Because 16 plus 14 is obviously 30 minus 3 is 27, 27 plus 37, 60 set. No. No.
No.
64. I almost said 67.
You stupid fucking mean.
The brainwart is so real dude.
Unbelievable.
Years then.
High chest.
Zeke.
I hate you.
Never use that ever again, dude.
Okay, I'm cooking.
I am now longer cooking.
I had it and then I lost it. I really hate that one so much, dude. I had it and then I
fucking lost it dude. Oh I'm so bad at that one. Oh is this what we're doing?
Okay. If this is considered cooking, I don't want to be in your kitchen.
Yeah, all right man, give it a second, she's still stuck at the toes, how many hours
is she stalling now clicking on the green, is entirely.
I'm getting the cold on.
Not this fucking bum-ass fucking game again.
I can't let the geckers down, then let's sell.
Fuck you!
That one was horrible.
I think it's this way and then this way nice okay this one I can do
Thank you for the donation. Much love.
Oh dude.
It just works.
What is this one?
What the fuck is this?
Oh no.
Oh no, I'm so bad at this.
This isn't happening.
It's mine sweeper and I'm not good at that.
I'm not sure if I can do that.
I'm so fucked.
Oh my god dude.
Wow.
That's the first time I've ever gotten that one.
Okay.
Okay.
Center comfy, center comfy.
And last but not least.
Are you serious, dude?
Any moment here.
Oh my god.
Wait.
Oh dude.
Are you fucking serious?
Hurry up, dude.
Oh, dear God, I'm known.
Okay, what is this?
Oh, it's this one, okay.
Nice.
Okay. Oh. Fuck me. What am I making?
Not even telling me what I'm making. Oh. Oh great. Is this what we're doing? Again.
Awesome.
Really cool.
Okay, well, that's...
I don't.
the
are you open
you
This doesn't even make any sense.
Like, what do you mean?
If this is how you are in the kitchen, I can see why you had only Gary cook your burger for you, tech.
What, what is?
What is this?
I don't even have that.
Are you fucking kidding me?
This fuck ass game, dude.
Every day.
It's some other bullshit, bro.
On that fucking bullshit again today, I see.
Thank you for the gift and subs. Much love.
Ah!
This game sucks, dude.
I'm so over this fuck ass game.
You're such a bitch, dude.
You're such a bitch.
The ball is out.
The left have a lot to stand.
Now what?
We're out there.
What a way to run a rainbow.
Now, I'm ashamed.
Okay, dude, that's just...
Sometimes it just doesn't even want to take in the single letter.
Makes no fucking sense on this one sometimes.
Dude.
Like, it just gets stuck. I can't do anything.
It's so fucking dumb, dude.
Look, it just gets fucking stuck.
What do you want me to fucking do you dumbass developer?
I hate you.
I hate you so much, dude.
I hope you're fucking serialist, soggy.
I fucking hope it's soggy, bitch.
Stim trying to accept them terms and conditions, huh?
Hey, I got it, shut up!
Oh, this one, okay.
Oh, that's not good.
Oh, that's really not good.
Brah!
Is the one.
Oh my god.
Do I hate this fucking game?
I really just hate this game so much.
I'm gonna shit myself dude.
Oh my gosh!
Wow, not too bad.
Come on.
I like this one a lot.
lot. Oh, my favorite one.
Definitely my favorite one.
Area H key go bar.
Okay.
I fucked up.
Oh my god.
Bro.
Oh my god.
My God.
Then why don't you tag out and let someone smash him on this game?
Perhaps?
Just the dogs.
For the birds outside you'll have.
You fucking suck.
You fucking suck.
Get her to be honest.
Shut up.
Oh, this one's so easy, dude.
I hate this one.
Oh, this one sucks, dude.
Shhh!
Okay.
Me and I'll take it.
Shit.
I'm not going to complain.
Wait, has Zen learn that one simple trick?
That using code Zen will have a 10% on her next to order of gamers up some
fitramon?
Really?
That is the only deal that you really need to hit accept on today's chat, so get that merge.
I'll do it!
It's never been so over.
Oh my god, the way it just falls dude, sometimes just.
It's so brutal.
It's so fucking brutal dude.
Oh my god.
This one's so horrible, dude.
With the physics.
Oh my god.
Am I really doing this?
One again.
I don't want to do this one.
I hope that one's so much dude.
So when we're training in terrorists.
Oh my god, I fucking hate this one.
Hate this one so fucking much dude.
Oh my god.
Like, I have nowhere to go with this man.
Oh my god.
I hate this one.
I can't do this one.
That one is such a pain in the ass.
Such a pain in the ass, for me, dude.
I do see the numbers.
I just can't figure it out.
Any God should aim a miles to solve evidence free to turn this puzzle each update and
events, Zentricker.
So close, dude.
I'm going to lose my mind today.
I didn't even press it.
This level of rage bait is dying, I recall.
I'm looking at cute cat pictures.
Leave me alone!
I'm looking at cute cat pictures.
Are you having fun yet, then?
This is such a fun game.
I mean heck, I'm having so much fun just watching so surely you're having even more fun than I am.
So much fun.
What's wrong on the clock? Make with the rage, streamer.
Chop, chop, cap.
What should keep eyes all wire foods they work better?
Dogs.
Oh my god.
Bro, I didn't even.
I had them.
I had them right there, dude.
Okay.
Aha.
Bitch.
I bet it's right here.
Right, about there.
This game is so fucking evil, dude.
is so fucking evil.
It's so evil.
How do you justify this?
How?
How who brought this evil into this world?
Oh my god.
I'm going to get it.
This is the run.
No, stop it.
Dude, oh my god.
My pain has come to stay in the shop and did not help for a better world than anyone.
Pretty much.
Let's see.
17-5.
12.
21.
Oh shit, this one.
Okay.
Nice.
Okay.
What the?
I've never seen that before.
All right, I already found it.
Hello?
Are you fucking serious?
Are you serious dude?
There's two
This game is not real.
I just want that to be known.
Unbelievable, it's not a real game.
I don't believe it.
Nope.
I refuse.
Oh, gosh. Okay.
This again.
Oh wow, look at that.
First time for that one.
Okay.
Oh, finally this one.
Smooth.
Wait for it.
18. 18.
Okay, this one I can do now.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
Told you.
...
Oh no, what is this?
Dude, this is so evil.
Oh my god.
I cannot believe this is a fucking game, dude.
I can't believe this is a fucking game.
Man.
This is annoying as fuck, dude.
Like god damn.
Oh my god.
Please kill me.
This is just brainwired dude.
Oh my god.
The brain rot.
Not making the same mistake again.
Okay, not exactly what I was hoping for, but, okay, just need to move this one a little
a bit more.
Okay, really.
Is that what we're doing, seriously?
Perfect.
Look at that!
Boom!
Oh, we're back on this bullshit.
Really? We're on this bullshit.
Ahhhh...
I hate you, I hate your game.
Oh my god.
Okay, oh god.
This is such an annoying.
Oh my god.
I'm so over this, stupid game.
Fucking horrible dude.
Any second.
Yep.
any moment here. Still waiting.
Five years later, dude.
Not for sure or anything's in, but sweety are you going to agree to the terms of service.
Oh god, this one.
Cool, okay.
like precise, dude.
I'm thinking more green, but like...
I think this is the worst one.
Okay, so more or less.
Oh my god, dude.
Precision is so bullshit.
I hate the precision dude.
I fucking hate this precision shit.
I really fucking hate it dude.
Oh my god.
Like, I'm seeing the color, but like...
Trying to like get all the sliders is so annoying.
Oh my god, it's just so detailed.
More like bullshit.
More than usual.
What is this?
What is this?
Still counts.
Oh, come on.
One more.
I'll take it.
Really cool.
As time's seeing that one and it does that.
You have to get to click a green, stir.
Really cool.
For me, God damn it, dude, not this.
So chat, that message may have zoomed past then, so don't let all this go past then
merge past you by.
Just head over to a talking, bitramon, 10x quad, V1 taken epic disk and agreed to get some
amazing Zen merge to that is shorter agree with you.
There's not enough time on that one.
I was so close to finally getting a dude.
Miserable.
Suck.
Fuck.
Truck.
What?
Shit.
I keep fucking up.
Oh god.
Why will you always stop me off with that one?
It's so fucking ass.
I wish I had like a line.
Would make things a lot easier.
This game, dude.
Oh no, not this one.
This one's so annoying.
The green.
Dude, there's nothing but red on my side.
Can you fucking go?
Oh my god.
Are you fucking serious?
Are you so dead as?
Dude, no way!
Oh my god!
Oh no, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
See me personally, I could never.
I send a crush on you.
You're the misery of future.
Everyone wants to be my enemy.
Why is there so many this time?
That's cool, I guess.
Okay, just missed every single fucking one.
Cool.
Oh, cool.
Nice.
Awesome.
Oh, I like this one.
Hope you've been having a wonderful day's end to heart and to all the gecko's
stay beautiful for those old memories.
Cool.
OK, this one.
I can't believe I can't find it.
What is this?
Wait, what is this?
What do I do here?
do here.
This doesn't make any sense.
What is this fuck-ass game mode?
Dude.
It's my birthday, but I'm sick so I'm just staying in drinking tea and watching
stream. Thanks for being awesome.
Yes, remember to click a green, dental hearts into park.
Happy birthday, but fuck the developer.
Stub your fuck ass toe bro.
Stub your fuck ass toe.
Sick of your fucking game dude.
Fuck ass game bitch ass.
Fuck.
Time I get to number 10. They come up with some bullshit fucking game mode, dude.
Every time number 10 has the most bullshit fucking game mode ever, dude.
You're literally supposed to lose that one all the time apparently.
Because the developer doesn't know how to make a fair game mode, apparently.
Where did?
This game.
Pisses me off.
So, fucking much because of how horrible it is done.
Thanks for watching!
You know what?
Let's fly a bird.
Still issue.
Did you click agree on the terms of service?
That's usually how most people do it.
stay
Never playing that game ever again, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you.
This is a game about flipping over ice into pencils through canby, so I'm not sure if I'm going to do that.
This is a game about flipping over ice into pencils through canby.
This is a game about flipping over ice, interpensons through candy.
The cause of a jelly slip, this is a game about flipping over ice.
It's about got it.
I guess then cause the green stuff turns to happen and again finished.
Really gonna do this.
Why would you need a microphone for this game?
That's weird.
So Zen, which game is harder?
Agree or get to work?
Shut up!
You should keep this gaming line for the next time Camille records you need of the
punishment for her weasel.
Good idea.
He ran, then tripped, and flippy slipped into a storm train.
The phone tumbled from darkness, shot out into a world of nostalgic junk, and crush
through an old elephant's house.
It blinked away, and muscled.
Damn.
I got a flip back to my jeffy.
Flippy found himself surrounded.
Fun fact, one hour ago I beat that you will outclass F4 upgrade a, and I won.
The news and the mental wind will stuck with me far at least few days.
D.
Oh, okay.
Oh, so you play with your friends, I guess.
And you're on the phone with each other, I guess?
Interesting.
Tiger, what's up?
I wouldn't use. I'm not worried. I got that shit.
Yeah, that was pretty good.
Oh, what the heck happened?
The heck was that?
That was weird.
What, how?
How do you do that?
I don't see anything for him.
I have no clue on that one.
No idea.
Interesting.
Yeah, I don't need that.
Oh, just...
The heck?
Oh, there we go.
Interesting ruins the game for me. They are stronger than Zen Seagull.
Oh, look at that.
So then...
Oh my god, I'm actually getting good at this.
Hey, this is actually pretty easy.
Easy, he thought. Now a few more times.
Okay.
Yeah, easy. See?
What is this? Oh, okay.
Just line up against the wall, and then yeah
Oh shit
Wait what?
Oh, so yeah, just that, okay
Okay, that's pretty easy.
This is going to be a pretty easy game, I think.
Thank.
Look at that, oh my god.
I'm so good at this already.
Just need to...
Okay, this phone locks like Brother Tanokia.
And if it's even something like Nokia,
it should not fall apart that destroying violent,
mental-around collision area, even if they fall from five centimeters to eight.
Is Enter Ham?
Pretty sure that was helmet?
Oh, this is going to be interesting.
Okay.
Oh, this is fun.
Oh, I like that.
I do like the mechanic.
It does seem a lot more forgiving than a stupid egg game.
That egg game you had RNG for rolling.
It was so stupid.
This one at least you can actually control your angles.
Oh, flappy bird.
Oh, that was interesting.
Beware, it's muddy.
Okay.
See.
Oh my god, I'm ascending.
Hi.
Thank you.
Do I talk to you?
Oh yeah.
Thanks.
Anyways.
and joy is here, should be thought.
Oh, this is how fast they beat the demo, I guess.
Okay.
You are beautiful.
Thank you.
That's very nice of you.
Are you only buttering me up
because I'm about to hate your game?
Curious.
Okay, let's see.
Okay, we are really good running this game.
definitely trying to right now.
Oh, that does sound pretty nice, actually. Oh god. Okay, hold on.
Hold on, I need some music. This is no music.
All right, time to execute my trick.
What was that?
Oh, dude.
Oh dear... okay.
Oh, that was so good.
Wait.
That was actually pretty good.
to climb very top and call if he's fortress. Hope you had an awesome stream.
Much love. Be sure to go check them out and thank you.
Let's see. Good job at this party. We are going to seize out player Rage game and it will
refer to her by name, and it will be the craziest shit.
No, the craziest part is if it does refer to me by name, and it'll just say, get good, you suck at this game anyway, just uninstall it.
Save us both the trouble.
Oh, dammit.
Oh, shit.
Saved.
Not saved.
Oh, I'm so good.
I'm so fucking good.
Okay, now here are the citizens of the confidence will come back to haunted.
I'll just have to see how that plays out.
Right?
If it takes people like 30 minutes to beat this game,
I could probably beat this pretty fast.
I'm feeling pretty confident.
If it's anything just like all this, it's pretty easy, then.
Oh, I mean, all right, that's kind of fucked up.
Hell yeah, I'm that good.
Okay, still good.
The devs turn me along players get stuck here, because they forget one thing, you can jump and then turn and mid air.
Have you tried that yet? It really helps with tight spots.
Oh don't need it. I'm just that good. Sorry buddy.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Yeah.
I'm that good buddy.
Sorry.
Careful.
my god. Let me cook for a moment please.
Finally free from work. Now I can lurk at my PC instead.
Oh yeah. Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I feel like that was the shortcut too. That's the fucked up part.
and holding forward and nothing else.
Yeah, pretty much.
Oh yeah, let me.
Actually, this is probably a lot easier to do it this way.
This is probably a lot better.
Where do I go from here?
Oh, I think I go all the way over there.
Oh my god, I'm so good.
Oh, you're welcome, guys.
You're so fucking welcome for this.
All right, then.
Mob check.
Moderator check.
Wait, you can't do that.
That's fucking cheating, dude.
Moderator.
Spammer.
Are you kidding me?
Music, are you here? Are you serious?
Just ban them. They're being stupid.
Just fucking ban them. Thank you.
Okay. Nice and easy. They put that such a diabolical spot there. Oh my god.
I lost some time not happy about that, but hey,
It is what it is.
Oh, that sucks.
Definitely not getting any breaking records here.
Okay, that is very high up there, okay.
I mean I feel fine, this is literally much better than the other game, I'm just saying.
This is much better than the other game.
Pretty easy actually.
No offense of course.
This is just a pretty simple straightforward.
No, kind of just go up and down.
Gotta do the worm here for a second.
All right, let's see.
Not down there.
Ah, here we go.
Whoa, nice and easy.
Boom, okay.
Do you even want to grow?
Do you even want to grow?
Oh, there we go.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Fucker.
Almost got me.
most, but not today.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
There we go.
Don't mind if I do.
This is just going up the,
Ladder thing.
Forgive it.
Forgive it.
and softlock the game, and have a shit fit afterwards.
Zentemelt down.
No, this is pretty good.
Very forgiving.
Why do I see a black hole over there?
Am I the only one who sees that?
Or what is that?
I guess that's like a play-test area for them.
Oh yeah.
I'm sure it's nothing.
Yeah.
I'm that good.
I'm so good.
Alright, let's see.
Oh, you devils.
That was devilish.
That was very devilish.
I will not lie.
Whoa.
Okay.
Oh, this is good.
Oh, dude.
Okay, this is the hard part. I can see this one. Yeah, this is the hard part here. We go.
I did want the hard part.
Oh shit.
Oh my god, okay, there we go.
Dude, okay, we're doing it.
Alright, I'm not going to look then.
Or will I actually?
That does look pretty interesting.
Wait, that doesn't look like that.
I'm not sure if I'm going to look like that.
I'm not sure if I'm going to look like that.
Wait, that doesn't look like it goes anywhere over there.
Is that the finish?
Okay, nice.
And then...
Well, close one.
Okay, worrisome.
Oh, okay, I'm worried.
Now I'm getting worried here.
Oh, this is...
This is where it gets fun.
Okay, I have to be careful.
Oh dude, this is...
This is it.
This is the tough one.
Okay.
Okay.
No crashing out. Focus guys.
This is easy still.
It's still easy.
There we go.
Okay.
At least the music's nice and peaceful for me right now.
Oh, you dick.
Fuck.
These Ed ZTV ZZT remind a call to stay calm.
I got that, she look at that.
Hell yeah, I got that shit.
What the fuck?
Yeah, what the...
What the fuck is happening?
Hello?
That was weird.
Sure, okay.
I'll just ignore that.
Making very good progress.
And then I get stuck. Okay.
We'll how about that.
Okay, I'm a little stuck here.
Come on.
Oh, so fucking good dude.
Okay, well, I'm fine.
See, I told you.
Everything's fine.
This looks like it's a tough one.
Okay.
Wait, how am I supposed to do this?
What the hell?
Wait, I see what it's trying to get me to do. Okay.
I got a bounce off the wall continuously.
I don't even know if I can do that dude.
That is actually kind of insane.
Was I supposed to even do this?
I don't think I can actually do that.
I noticed up there, there's no platform on the next side.
Unless I'm missing something.
Oh wait, I see the cake. It's right there.
Oh I guess that's the finish over there.
Well I'm stupid. Okay.
Oh, flippy, who was so close, I'm sorry. I don't want you to quit. So I wrote you this song for encouragement. I hope you like it.
Now that's what I call a drop to call.
I know that it's hard.
I tried so hard and got so far but in the end.
It doesn't even matter I had to fault the looms of all but in the end.
It doesn't even matter.
You must venture on.
For young Jeffrey is my favorite foe.
I can't believe this. I can't fucking believe this. I angled it so badly, dude.
I angled it so badly, dude.
I angled it so atrociously, and I fucking paid for that.
Well, at least it's a quick hop, skip and jump to get back up there, clueless.
Dood on where at the bottom.
Is this like literally the beginning?
Yes, it is.
It literally is.
Okay.
Wow.
Oh my god.
I refuse.
It's not my fault they made it like a possibility to get over there and then there's
nothing there, dude.
Why did you make that a possibility, dude?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
She just blocked it off completely.
You should have just blocked it off completely, dude.
That should have just been completely blocked off if there's nothing there then.
I'm merely stating facts. Nothing more.
I don't feel like it's a rage game.
To be fair, however, that was fucking annoying, and should have definitely been blocked
off.
How about you shut the fuck up you stupid asshole bitch.
Well at least I'm not gonna speed run this now, at least I can speed run this.
I don't feel like it's a rage game, I don't know Zen, you've seen pretty Zen to
I don't know about you but I'm actually kind of going crazy right now. I'm kind of like
speeding through this.
Oh, that sucks.
Wait, what's that?
This like a shortcut thing.
What is this? Is this like a short cut?
Oh, come on.
This little stick.
Oh, dude.
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
Wow, okay. You're in the hole now. I'm just going to pretend this is a brilliant.
Well, that's... okay.
It cost me a little bit of time, but not too much, I think.
Not too too much.
Zen was doing the classic, now look before you jump technique.
Or am I? Oh. Okay.
Going up.
Shortcut achieved.
the man's focus, precision, and an emotional support plushy.
No, oh this one. Oh damn it.
Just kidding, got it. Okay.
I'm so locked in.
We spend hours playing in the wooden castle near home.
He used to climb to the very top and call it his fortress,
while I played his victory songs from my tiny speaker.
He was just like that old park, he prepared.
I only cry as soon as I'm the one doing the climbing now.
I just noticed a sponge ball drawing.
No, damn it dude.
Come on. Get up there. You're being a pain in the ass, SS, hold on. Dude. This one jump
in particular is such a pain in the ass. For no reason.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Come on.
Let's see if I can set a record.
Come on.
Let's see if I can set a record.
Oh, shoot. Pandora. I hope you had an awesome stream.
You know, much love.
Be sure to go check her out.
She is always doing amazing concerts.
She's working very hard right now.
Go give her some love.
Always working very hard.
So go give her lots of love, deserves it.
And I hope you had a really wonderful stream.
Currently trying to beat this really quick.
Don't eat it.
I'm on my way.
Oh come on, I'm stuck.
Thank you.
That's fine, won't stop me because I can't read, Pippi explained.
So true.
Never mind, just get a...
Oh, this game, dude.
Fuck off.
Oh, the controllers were just turning. They're so stupid.
My god, it's so...
with alignment.
Okay.
Good.
Good.
Another good one. We're going fast.
Very fast.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
That was a little too close, for comfort.
Good timing.
Oh my god, I'm insane.
Oh my god.
I actually think I might be able to break a record here.
It's blissfully unaware that it's full, it's being emotionally dismantled.
Okay.
Okay, come on, right there.
He woo.
Indeed.
Come on.
I think getting the hang of it.
There we go.
Nope, messed that up.
I don't want to take my chance.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Are you fucking serious?
That was part of the plan.
Right.
Your game sucks.
No, that's your game sucks, bro.
Why did that automatically send me to the fucking back like that? Nope.
No. If you have that, you're fucking fuck you dude. Fuck you!
That's actually not a necessary thing to add there, man.
What a way to fuck over a good run, dude.
Unnecessary fucking slide mechanic for the end.
Part right there.
Really cool feature, by the way.
Really often, PJ.
Very awesome feature.
I genuinely don't think that was necessary.
I added, square in the fucking little, and it kills me still.
Literally, I landed square dead center, and it still slides you over to the end of it.
I would have said that was a really good game if it was, you know, wasn't for that.
But I had a dead center on that thing, man.
literally landed dead center on that fucking thing dude.
Fuck off.
You could try again with checkpoints.
If still a thing.
Nope, I'm good man.
I'm so good.
Only rage, dude. Only fucking rage.
Only pure rage.
That's it.
Just rage.
Interesting. Oh well. Let me see here.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
This music sounds so fucking weird.
I don't know why. It sounds so weird like it's not even tuned, could just be me, though.
Alright. What else slot game we got, man?
And don't say the egg game because I'm not playing that dude.
No, I already knew you were going to say that.
No.
Nice try.
Fever meme.
We've already did that one.
Quarantine zone
Some subtype of like
What is that
Quarantine zone
Let's take a look. Oh, it's right there
Okay, I'm sold.
Stayless.
Say less dude.
This actually looks pretty fun.
You can change the game category, trying to find out who's infected is going to be so fun.
That seems like a good one.
Oh, I don't know.
UV, do you also change it? My bad, damn.
Jesus, dude. Don't fucking kill me.
Don't know. I'm just saying who changed last. Okay, buddy.
Oh man, that tracker is like...
This thing is like dead dead.
I don't know if I have any other different types of fun.
I'm excited, I want to see what this is.
This looks like it's going to be fun.
This actually might be good slot, you know.
Interesting.
Twitch features.
Oh, that's going to be funny.
Oh, that's gonna be just great.
Dude.
Oh boy.
Okay, that's weird.
Do you want me to sign in for?
that's interesting. Unless I'm not logged into Twitch already, let me me double check.
No, I'm not logged in. Okay. Whoops. It's just like an authorization thing as per usual.
You know how that goes.
It probably just wants to read the chat names.
Okay, there we go.
I got a restart really quick.
Yeah, authorization.
Oh perfect, okay, this is easy.
It's just the common things that the chat.
campaign
We're almost there, checkpoint out, but you've been holding out, but it keeps reinforcements.
That means us.
All right, get ready. You're dropping in 20.
Commander, watch your step out there.
It's not just the chance you've got to worry about.
All right, let's check it out.
Take that.
You first day, so I'll go easy on it.
Our jobs, they damn shore the flag, doesn't crawl into the camp.
Get yourself to the checkpoint, start with the basics.
Sensitivity is a little high.
25.
Oops.
Well, this is depressing.
Hi guys, good morning.
Hi.
Nice.
Nothing personal.
It's just, uh, we're storage.
We're on Hog Day up here.
Just what is this?
It.
You know, not go crazy.
We won't float down here, Georgie.
Call our survivor in for inspection.
Okay.
First, do a simple inspection.
Take the flashlight from the table.
There's a bloodshot eyes.
Scratch marks everywhere.
Alright, let's take a look here and click symptom locked. If you mark most symptoms correctly, you'll get a reward.
Once you've recorded the symptoms, it's time to decide their fate. Let's switch to the distribution tab.
Still not short, no worries. Just send them into quarantine. Let them sit for a few days, and the virus will reveal itself.
Like a friend of mine used to say.
Can't piss in the gas tank.
I'm not sure what he meant exactly,
but the choice may have consequences for the whole camp.
He could lift the wrong one in.
Pretty face, leading eyes,
and come back to bite more than just you in the ass.
Wait, why?
I'm fine.
Yeah. Okay. Bye-bye, I'm buddy.
Hello there.
Looks good to me.
I don't see anything.
The
team could be evacuating the survivor's block.
Top brass will be very upset with us if we don't move her.
Add a quick number of healthy people.
Carefully examine the survivors in the line and send the unaffected onto the block.
Are you sure?
Yeah, totally.
Please can we hurry?
I think we were following.
That's interesting.
Let's see.
I guess freckles.
Yeah.
See?
What is that?
Where would somebody with freckles go?
I guess that's.
Do you not make the same mistakes?
So survive a block-in.
Who's expecting this?
I kids made it from the ass freckles.
I drive the straight to quarantine.
Aha.
Oh, well, hello there, buddy.
That's a bite mark. You die.
Goodbye.
I'm still fine.
Really regretting which by Mark to two that he got during the height of the Red Mania.
SMH.
Can you try to avoid excessive executions, please?
We'd like to keep our jobs.
Hey, I'm doing what I had to do.
Okay?
Don't see you making these decisions.
All right, off to a great start.
Thirty suit choices will make.
Much love and dreams.
Well, look at this one, the whole row of the data sign.
Uncoverment ration sign with...
What's your call, soldier?
We're actually not.
El final.
Expect again.
Then pick an assignment.
Interesting.
I don't see anything going on here.
Come here.
This is bullshit.
I'm cleaner than half of the people you left through.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Whatever.
Honestly.
Honestly, it seems good now, just dirty, that's about it.
Shorty.
Not being paying for those.
Poor attitude.
Oops, he's in the infected line up now. How did that happen?
Shrun.
I swear I'm not infected.
The Earth certainly can't be fifty-seven zense enter a heart.
Well, that's...
definitely elevated.
Pulse is over 150, elevated pulse, temperature 37 Celsius, quarantined by you.
Yeah, I don't know about that.
That's really tough to tell you.
Not gonna lie, that's pretty rough for you.
Looks good to me. Blanche.
Pulse 130.
Temperature 36 Celsius.
Underneath.
So still elevated though.
But...
Anyway, your bid.
So I don't know why I'm doing all this. Go.
You're scared of me, you're going to go with me.
Toys are us.
All right, next person.
Guys, I don't think that was Toys are us.
I don't think that was toys or our skies.
Were those workshops apart of the way?
Check up.
Clueless.
It's for the free toy.
You guys want a free toy?
Who wants a free toy?
You guys want a free toy?
Sure, it is then.
They are playcall of duty over there.
Who wants a who wants a toy?
It's over there.
Look, look carefully, guys. Can you see that?
Just turn around behind you. Look.
Right there, right there. You see it?
It's okay.
Same to us.
Right to you.
To be to in good fellas.
Clueless.
Oh, hi.
So right away I can see that you've got some bruises.
We have the white van for free candy.
Oh wow, white building for free toys.
That is...
37 on falling for that.
They clearly made the lady play Black Ops seven over there.
How am I going, Matt?
Okay, buddy.
Overall, it looks like it's dirt.
We'll send you over for a quarantine for now.
Next.
Well, you don't look so good, buddy.
Normal pulse and temperature.
No bite marks?
A pierce to be freckles.
You can send them over to survivors.
Next!
What did they say?
What?
They said something. I don't know what they said.
You are in a quarantine zone.
Stay calm and wait for your daughter.
Everything seems normal.
Clothing, have glasses and gloves.
Preparing for the morning for inspection.
Black to see he made it through the carbonan game.
Blanche.
Yeah, I know. It's gonna say.
Let's human, he might have slumped well, I guess.
To send the zombie.
Survivors.
Well, that was weird.
Last person.
Well, since you asked so nicely, well, first things first, lady.
Okay, I got some bad news for you already.
Hey!
They just released a really new book.
It looks like you read, so I'm, it's like, one of the biggest ones right now.
Go get it, it's over there.
That book does have a very sad ending.
I think right now we're just going through the tutorial.
I think you guys will be showing it.
Oh shit guys
What
Wait, this is sick
Wait hold on I got a turn off that stupid program
Or is it not oh yeah?
Oh my god, this is so sad.
This is a crazy ass fucking thing, what is this?
I don't want you to snipe the skills.
Well, that was pretty easy.
Ah, hell of a knife. Even maybe hungry.
Remember, the better a man eats, the longer he gets bite.
Oh, say, now I think.
They must have changed how the drone works from the alpha demo, because originally
the minigun had us spin up time, which is something that many guns in real life don't
have, and that was one of the things I gave them for the antelope.
Nice.
What is up, Zen and Chet?
Hope you are having a wonderful day and stream today.
Okay, I'm not 63, I'll send you together.
Everything goes down.
But the point is why isn't the only thing you need to monitor?
Okay, there we go.
Time for inspection.
Come on!
I think we could at least not heal him.
Shut up!
Now stand still.
I'm looking.
Oh.
That's not good.
Hey!
Why is your temperature rising a lot there?
They kind of seem a little bloodshot.
Send you over to quarantine.
Oh hey.
Let me take a look here.
There's nothing valuable left.
Go.
I don't know how to tell you this.
But you're kind of cooked.
Give them a bow.
What a toys are on.
It's fun.
It doesn't.
Right?
About that.
Alright, come here.
Thank you for at least to not yell you.
Oh wow. Shut up.
Well you seem clean.
Thanks, I guess.
Shut up.
Keep it moving.
Next person.
What's the point of harvest?
Well that's not the right attitude to have Missy.
Let's see.
I guess that would go into quarantine for now.
Whoa, hey.
So you got a lot going on here.
Especially fashion sense here.
I'm not sure what you got going on here.
The only thing that is daily right now is your fashion choice here.
Very killer.
Let's see.
Blood marks.
Lots of dirt and blood.
I'm gonna keep an eye on you. I don't know. Something's telling me.
I'm a dead sentence.
Seeing is believing.
And you look clean.
It should be good.
Next.
Seems good.
Oh wait, temperature is a little high.
Just a little bit, though. Nothing crazy.
and wait for your turn. Remove your outer clothing.
Probably just a little cold.
Prepare your belongings for inspection.
I think they're good, right?
I'm forever in your care.
Next survivor.
All right.
Oh, hold on there, buddy. You got a lock going on here. Got a lock going on.
No bite marks.
Let me go and check.
And people over here.
Are you good?
Let me check you out first.
Let's just get this over with.
I think she should be fine.
Same shift every day.
Okay, so you, however.
Quarantine.
Quarantine.
I feel fine.
Please, don't do this.
Hey, what the heck?
Stop pushing.
You know the rules and so do I.
Elevated us.
I mean, that's all I'm seeing to be fair.
You guys said this guy was good, right?
Nice. Where are you going towards? I'm curious.
I haven't even checked this yet. I sent somebody over here without inspecting.
Who was it? Is it you? Oh, I made the right choice then.
Yeah, good. Okay.
Hey, so I'm going to need you to do me a favor.
Wait, who did I just send?
The world may be fucked, but we have hope with all these new farmers being recruited, man, we are so back.
No, I'm sure everything's fine.
Maybe.
I missed three infected.
Damn it. Generators 10.
Told you to keep those fuel barrel sealed. They got damp.
Oh no, bro.
Okay, well...
Let's see.
Let there be light.
Let's see. How do I get over there?
Let there be light.
If you can handle something tougher, you always have people coming to the midpoint.
That means more bodies and more pressure.
Don't let any straw break the camel's back.
Time to upgrade our base.
First, upgrade the base to level two.
Okay.
How do I go about doing that?
Upgrades.
Easy as pie, but not so fast.
Now we need to deal with the generators.
Oh, the generator now.
Select the generator.
Give it some muscle.
Don't get cocky soldier.
Everything in this camp requires power.
Or build things at bigger facilities, more power.
Nothing is free here.
See this? It's usually used to test reflexes. The infected have slowed reactions.
You'll notice the difference right away.
No need to reinvent the wheel, or hammer on this one.
Personally, I'd like to see a bat wrapped in barbed wire.
Whatever. Just be careful. Don't go crack at any skulls.
Still food available?
That's a fucking sledgehammer.
Medkits as well.
Oh, this ought to be good.
Arms and legs.
You bitch.
Look what you made me fucking do.
Is wrong with you?
You know what?
Straight to hell with you.
Go on.
I don't like your ass.
I don't like your ass.
I don't like your ass.
Every second we stand here, they're coming closer.
I guess that's... don't know.
Oh wait. She was hyper aggressive so that actually might have been infected.
I guess I made the right decision.
Oh yeah, let me go check out the other side.
Correntine status stable no incident reported can't hear sorry just double-checking
I guess this guy seems fine
What about his ball's reflexes?
Suss.
Seems good.
Nothing to worry about there.
I felt it.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Smudge.
Ow, his unborn children tripple.
Let's see.
Please, you know that he's new that gamers were going to do that.
Balls check out. He's human. Okay, let him through.
I feel fine. Please. Don't do this.
No, I gotta keep an eye on you buddy. Wait.
Wait, I just realized something. Come back here.
I was helping others out there. Look, no bites.
Yeah, buddy. You can help me out.
Yeah, it's McDonald's.
It's... it's really good. Trust me.
Just take a step inside, Mr. Please.
Thank you.
All right. Anyways.
I'll take two McChicken and a little bit high.
I'll send you over to quarantine just for now.
He's not loving it.
Yeah.
There's only a second. This is all too much.
Seems good.
Minus the fashion.
Definitely an issue with the fashion.
Alright, next test.
No response.
Alright.
Seems good.
Yeah?
No reaction on the hammer.
Same shift.
Every day.
Same shift, different day.
Gotcha.
Same shift.
That's the best thing.
Xenla's more connected.
Hits people in the go-nads.
And then insults people.
Is this how you behave as a retail manager then if you're in charge during an outbreak where fucked kick?
Oh shut up!
It does not slay, does not get in.
Good for status or better.
Asher.
No, no, you don't understand.
Max!
Please, my wife's already inside. She's waiting for me.
Oh, is she? What's her name?
Let's see.
Seems good.
Uh-huh.
Damn, Daniel.
Back and added again with the white van.
Alright, you're good, buddy. Go.
Next survivor.
I don't have any symptoms. See?
Yeah, no symptoms and no fashion.
Just an idea.
Every time we get one of the punches back,
they him for the moment they've got them zoned out.
Why are you looking away?
So, hey, do me a favor. Come with me.
No, nothing to worry about.
Free dinner.
I'll should have said the last dinner as well.
My bad.
Please, there are a lot of things going on here.
There are a lot of things going on here.
And here.
That door closes with a loud bang.
Oh my God.
Wow.
You got about every single fucking thing going on with you.
Let's see skin codes.
Also eyes.
The bite.
Go.
Let's go walk over to some water burger.
They have a really good burger, I think you're like.
Come on over here.
I guess you could say the burger was to die for.
Full of soup?
Give me break. I have an elevated heart rate because I've just seen the Inspector smacker guy with a hammer and then when they reacted
Use that as proof he's infected.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Again, that had all the ingredients to be a great, but unfortunately was an undercooked
mess of wasted potential.
Also, give me one second here.
I actually need to go pee so bad.
Hey, at least I got a thousand, so I got something.
I got something out of that, you know?
So not all is lost.
Yet anyway.
You
You
Chatlet's make out security mean door.
You're still here.
It's over! Go home.
Pfft
I have found out he's actually, and it's said,
chat will be bored forever.
Thank you, AJK. Ladies and gentlemen, if you will, look right here.
It's she just lie on the floor after her crash out.
I think that might just put in my eyes.
I think that's a really good idea.
See if it works.
Oh, yes, it is.
It's a beautiful idea.
All right, time to execute my trip.
What is this?
What is this?
Somebody better be dying!
I'm dying!
You
I am dead and so right? Who done it? Who done it?
Who done it?
Revealing yourself.
I'm so glad that I actually came back just in time.
Oh my god.
You fucking troublemakers, bro.
Who the hell are you guys doing?
Me pulling out a knife to kill my enemies, everyone else at the paintball tournament.
Fuck, I may or may not have slapped you with a cheese slice.
D.D.
Of course you would, dude.
Oh fucking course.
I got a joke.
A burglow robbed burglow.
Is it good?
Call that a burglow king.
Oh that was not good.
Oh that was not good.
Streamer went fk for more than 30 seconds.
So chat started stimming with Tungia.
Fair enough.
Fair enough, indeed.
I hope you washed your hands then, stare.
Bro, what do you mean? Of course it did. Who do you think I am?
Mataro? Who do you think I am?
Hello.
Totally nothing happened here. If anything,
Chat is bald because of the cheese of truth predicted.
The cheese of truth.
I may have done some ugly-
That's something.
Chat, will you forgive me?
With the amount of time's chats-
Alright, stop fucking trying to raise up the chat.
A week.
Really, guys?
Really?
You ever had Nashville hot or anything?
I...
Would probably, I have, I don't know.
Okay.
Where am I?
Between a B from the UK and a B from the US.
A UK B holds pollen and a US B holds data.
Okay, that's where we're heading. Okay.
Attention.
All right.
We got five people.
Evacuations.
Okay.
I guess let's get this started.
Ben.
Do anything wrong I swear.
Maybe you didn't, but I think you did.
So I think that counts towards something I think.
This is Christ.
Oh, I love Super Monkey Ball!
Thank you!
You like Super Monkey Ball, PIM!
Bro, I knew I liked you dude!
Come here for me!
I'm not afraid of brother boss!
That's nice.
That was a very low blow, isn't it?
Just why?
Well then, all right.
Let's see.
What am I looking at here?
1, 35, and 36.
So about yeah, some scratches though, I see definitely some scratches.
I guess that would be quarantine then.
At least it's not a death sentence.
Yeah.
Let's take a look here.
All right.
I have to hold me.
Shut up.
I think that's actually... Hold on here.
Are you going over 41?
You are.
Oh, you're so done for, buddy. I'm so sorry.
But before you go...
At least this seems to have more guards.
Okay, you next.
We stand here, they are coming closer.
Temperature.
Pulse?
Absent reflexes.
Seems good.
What happens if you hit them during the war, can I?
I think they just fall.
All right, I guess this would be survivor for now.
I think that's going to happen.
Evacuation can't happen on that way today.
Hey buddy, don't worry I'm not sick.
sick, I just look like this.
Are we seeing this?
Guys?
Wait.
What?
I like him. Seems like a good lad. Not us.
I'll come on, buddy. I'm not sick. Don't send me the liquidation. Please.
Goodbye.
We are...
We're trying to get in.
Later on, though. Good night.
Come on.
Hi, just look in my eyes. I'm shut up.
Well, you are seemingly fine right there.
Oh, wow. Yeah, how about that? Interesting. Okay, well, I mean, yeah, you're good.
Let's go on.
Thank you.
Alright, next.
Hi there.
How are you doing today?
Please.
If you find something alive,
I can't.
Nothing to worry about.
Wait.
Is that...
They said something about slack jaw or something.
What was that about?
Bitch!
You are in a quarantine zone.
They call and wait for your turn.
Remove your outer clothing.
Pass, glasses, I'm glove.
Prepare your belongings for infection.
What do you mean just for caution?
Come on!
Shut up!
This is just a bad dream.
Yeah, same-hand buddy.
You think I want to work this job?
I'm not even getting paid over time.
Ah, wait.
All right, seems good.
Rosing on the face probably from a punch seems good.
Move it.
Alright next.
Give me a second.
This is all too much.
You'll be fine. Don't worry about it.
Let's just take a look here.
All right.
Seems interesting.
All right, seems good.
Other than just all those cuts on the face.
Just to be safe, though.
Be kidding me.
Don't make me wait.
Give me a second.
This is all too much.
Yeah, that's what the other one said. Relax.
Stopping at...
41.
Zanyu are testing their reflexes doesn't seem to be climbing.
You ain't cooking the survivors yet.
High temperature.
Bitch.
The fuck is your problem?
and wait for your turn.
Asshole.
Remove your outer clothing.
Pass, glasses, and gloves.
Identification, verify, quarantine status, table.
No.
I think I was gonna send you in there.
OK.
Yeah.
You can go into survival.
Because I'm feeling good.
I feel okay. I promise.
Yeah, me too.
It's helping us today.
Just check again.
Attention.
Attention, Convoy.
Arriving today.
Just my luck.
Man.
What's the point of all this?
We're all dead already.
Why do you kind of look like a whats his name?
Jay slot.
You kind of look like Jay slot for some reason.
The heck?
Seems good.
Yeah, I have a good feeling about this one.
I have no issues here.
Can I get a gun, dude?
It's Jenny and the nut.
That'll be nice, yes.
Oh.
Chulot?
Check evacuation.
I'm going to rescue you to the family in 1919.
The driver's plot forever.
Okay. I guess on the computer.
Okay, let's see.
Okay, I think we did good.
Okay, I think we did good.
Okay, I think we did good.
Hope it went smoothly.
The report will come tomorrow.
Oh, whoops.
We got some money. Nice.
I'm not sure if you can get the best of your life.
Nice work, buddy.
Remember, Quotas are our main mission.
If we failed him a couple of times and...
Let's just say they won't be sending us a warrant.
What the?
Anyway, we've got lots of work ahead of us. Come see me.
Is this the root sandstorm?
Look at this.
Ring any bells.
What?
Oh.
You, the isn't it?
This scanner can see right through clothing,
Got scars, bites, a real marvel of technology.
Keep this away from the purverts.
Oh, I got it.
Oh, cool.
OK.
I mean, I just had to check.
Identification is verified.
quarantine status, stable. No incident reported.
Can't see?
So glad to have spent these wonderful 37 months with Zen and the Gecko family.
All right, seems good.
What about temperature?
On zero eight over, 36.
Normal.
All right, good to go.
Next.
148.
We actually ended up having elevated pulse now.
What are the chances the devs would do something like putting bite marks on the S?
They would not do that.
No way.
Other than that, I think I have to keep her here.
Still.
Sorry if I'm slow. It's hard to think straight.
Uh-huh.
Pretty dark times with that throwaway line.
Everything you're doing is not about saving anyone or containing the disease.
It's about meeting the Quota checks to secure a feeding to keep operating.
Now back to work and specter.
Indeed.
I would just for the laws.
Alright, seems fine.
Let's take a look here.
Yeah, seems clean.
Okay, what about...
Normal.
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
What about...
Oh, wow.
Okay.
I gotta check the freaking shoes too, are you serious?
Oh god.
You just go.
What a pain in the ass.
I did something wrong, I swear.
I just realized I didn't even check the other person's freaking.
Feet, which sounds horrible.
For bites, obviously.
Okay, good.
All right, let's see.
Seems good.
Just some blood.
That's about it.
Okay.
Whatever you say, for it feed.
All right, Quarant has to be a mistake.
What?
Identification verified.
Zin thanks for showing us how incompetent silence to infection in a safe zone image jam.
You fucking suck, shut up!
I don't want the cause trouble. Just let me through if I'm clear.
Yeah.
I mean, you're a five, then you have nothing to fear.
I'm just checking for anything crazy.
Relax, buddy.
Seems good.
Reflex.
All good.
Inspection time.
Temperature
Yeah, pretty good actually
So tired. All right pardon me. Sorry about this
routine inspection
Just a routine inspection here.
Apologies.
All right, that seems good.
Flex. All good. Let's see, I do need to go under here. Wait, green skin?
That's a new one. Wait a minute.
What else was that?
Looking.
Red bruises.
What else was that?
Oh, that's a crazy one.
Wait.
Oh.
Yeah, no.
He has the red skin.
Okay.
I guess we're fine.
Let me make sure everything's up to date here.
Oh, I need to get some med kits.
Recipli, here we go.
Oh no, you don't.
Not there.
Provisions.
I do that.
Tens.
Upgrades.
Not just yet.
All right, where was I?
I think she's good though.
Thanks.
I guess.
Sorry, you're fun.
Slow.
Hard to think straight.
No problem.
No problem at all.
Everything's going to be just fine.
You have literally nothing to worry about, buddy.
Everything's gonna be just fine.
Seems good.
Wait a minute.
You are in a quarantine zone.
Is that all and wait for your turn?
No, I'll infect you personally, where the nono hammered like that.
I have a lot of thoughts.
Prepare your belongings for inspection.
Is it that thing?
Now, crosses.
Or is that a bruise? I can't tell.
I'm gonna guess that's maybe bruises.
I feel like that'd be a lot more violent than the crisis.
I do have room in quarantine, so...
Oh my god, I think he actually died.
Have a fun trip to McDonald's.
There was no happy meal.
Unfortunately.
Blopo 9 has been kept five deaths. Who is infected?
We'll go next time.
Oh my god.
Oh, wow, okay
Hey there
How's it going?
How's it going?
Is your day going really good buddy? Hey guys, we's how's everyone doing that you I'm feeling a little hungry
Hick up. What does that mean?
Monca?
No reactions whatsoever, not even talking, quiet guy, interesting, you're the first one, and I appreciate it. Go ahead.
He's seen some shit, I guess.
Okay, is this really necessary?
Oh really?
You wouldn't believe the things people try to sneak into their new life.
Is that a fucking?
Take this guy for example.
Real weirdo.
But harmless.
Is that a flame for us?
I don't know.
Find a whole arsenal.
What the fuck?
I don't let that into the camp.
That spot is Esther.
Sorry.
What else was there that?
Personal items and food are permitted.
Weapons are not.
Is a pan considered a weapon?
Oh, well.
Hey, shut up, it's not my fault you brought this here.
Be a shame if you were a fucking zombie.
And I have to put you down, buddy.
But it looks like.
Prepare your belongings for inspection.
Today is not that day then.
You're in luck.
Looking up for you, buddy.
Let's see.
Wait, that really quiet guy.
Hold on a second.
Oh, I can't see him.
Shit!
Abe Crow?
Okay.
Also, I think this guy was clean, right?
Oh, god.
I made it.
Can you eat people in the face with the hammer?
I did.
No worries.
Where's Horan? Where's Horan?
Okay.
Well, some bad news for you.
Your dead.
Goodbye.
Yeah, you can take that if you want.
Yeah, whatever.
Have a nice night.
Checkpoints. Defense center. Metal detector would be pretty sick. That'll come in handy.
grades.
Treats up to 25-6 people.
Generator.
Tens.
15 more people.
That's nice.
Let's see, what about...
Well, at least I can get more people there now.
Gotcha, okay.
Relax, buddy. Stop being so moopy.
Everything's gonna be fine.
God, you're such a sour pus.
Okay.
Next check.
You're good there.
Let's see.
Let's see.
You have freaking... what the?
There's even more stuff now?
Oh, that's interesting. Okay, well.
Thanks. You're good to go.
Wait. Oh.
Carl job, okay. Almost got me there.
I feel okay, I promise.
Yeah, okay. Wait, that was soft.
On.
Wait, I can't even go back and...
Can I just kill him?
Well, job well done.
Well, see? How about that? See, everything worked out.
Problem solved. Nothing to worry about anymore.
Nothing at all, dude.
Alright, well that takes care of that issue.
Anyways, back to this.
You're looking a little pale.
They call and wait for your turn. Remove your outer clothing, pass glasses and gloves.
Prepare your belongings.
Needs cleaning?
I guess the vacation is there.
I'm going to pay for that.
I'm going to pay for that.
Well, that was interesting.
All right, you're good to go.
Don't mind the smell, by the way.
Do not mind the smell at all.
I didn't do anything wrong, I swear.
Stephen Baker.
Any Steve's in the chat.
Bruse is a scene here.
Still seems good.
Looks good.
All right, what do you got? You seem nice.
You have to believe me.
Just going to go ahead. Yeah. Well, that was interesting. So that was definitely weapons.
So that is for sure.
Okay.
So far so good.
Nothing crazy.
Nothing extreme.
All right, no bites.
Well, I got something terrible for you.
So, we ran out of French fries, but they're still McDonald's.
So go get some McDonald's for me, please.
You could do this.
I'll take a has a meal.
It's almost over.
Just wait for it.
Alright, what a good day.
External infected rushing the perimeter prevent breach.
Oh shit, external infected rushing the perimeter prevent breach.
External infected rushing the perimeter.
It's going time, motherfucker.
There's only a few of them.
There's only a few of them.
I'm already 30. I'm fine.
That is enough.
Nice, okay. Very nice.
Alright, we did a good job today.
on the camp walls, find out who they're talking about, and track down the forest.
Brews to face.
Find all the poems using the flashlight.
Oh, great.
So I gotta go around the camp now.
Oh, shit.
Surprise, my tracking is still going, actually.
All right, let's see.
Where the heck would they be doing that?
When do I get a gun?
I get a gun.
Do you experience any symptom, report to the staff immediately?
interesting. Don't know, wall.
Survive an area.
I don't see anything.
Ask your mom.
Interesting.
I don't see anything here.
The heck?
Did I miss something?
All right, let's see.
That's symptoms not in our database.
Fresh mutation.
deja vu.
Ugh.
Pandemic's never changed.
Exciting.
Time to add it to the symptom chart.
Tap the right symptom on the list.
Now switch over to the distribution.
a lot, we don't understand about the disease.
Seems there's a lot of stuff in it.
You saw him, right?
And a light breeze would knock him over.
This way, maybe his sacrifice will actually help keep others alive somehow.
I'm sure he's fine.
Oh.
Oh, we're going to literally dissect him.
Oh.
Oh!
Well, that's not good.
Hey, what do I do with that?
Hey, man, Ram Price just got Price's increase. Sorry about it.
Nice looking Hawkins there, buddy. Be ashamed if someone. Put them in a test tube.
Four evil.
That's crazy.
Well, at least we got something out of it, I guess.
All right, next.
She seems nice.
Is that a fucking katana?
Oh boy, organ harvesting. I love organ harvesting, Charlie.
Oh, hurry for that.
All right.
Seems good so far.
Nothing crazy.
She's only guilty of being either a weebora really cools on this survivor.
I think she's the latter.
Yep, she's good.
Yeah, quarantine person.
Almost forgot.
You're still pale.
Whereas which is worrisome?
If you weren't the main character, she would be
Is that?
Oh, man
Unfortunately my friend, you have a case of death
And then it can only be cured by death
Sorry
Uh-huh, good bye, my friend, have a nice trip.
Right away.
Is that money?
How did that gun get in there?
Somebody must have planted it on me.
Yeah, that was totally
Yeah
Yeah, you aren't gonna need that anyway
I have nothing to worry about and I feel nothing now
Have a nice night, buddy.
Safe?
Yeah.
You get to stay in there forever.
Nothing to worry about.
Interesting.
That is a very high pulse. Oh my god. Very not good. Very not good at all actually.
You good buddy.
Let's see.
First time.
Bless you, by the way.
Let's see. Oh.
Lots of blood everywhere.
Nothing crazy though.
Bless you.
Oh.
Oh, buddy.
Oh, buddy, I'm so sorry, man.
You should go get your eyes checked out.
Please proceed to the happy farm-ups, take care.
Luckily, you will actually have people who do that.
So go check that out.
Don't worry, you're fine.
All right, let's see what we got going on here.
Well, thanks for that.
This will make some pretty good money.
And on today's episode of Will It Land,
we have our wonderful volunteer.
Well, this is awkward.
Oh.
Oh, that's awkward.
I'm going to have a tough one to explain.
That's coming out of your blue check.
A thank fuck goodness, he's safe.
Well, time to put the right back in so he can be on his way.
Glanche.
Yeah, totally, totally.
Well at least we got free money for the ram.
Oh, seven thanks for your sacrifice.
My PC won't forget about it.
Well, that's awkward, but yeah.
Go get some McDonald's.
Is it so good?
Yeah, totally.
Well, you look very nice.
How about, let me see what we got.
Oh.
Oh, that's crazy.
Okay, then.
Temperature is rising.
Still rising.
Oh, boy, that's not good.
That's not good at all, I'm afraid.
I'm very sorry.
Hold on, that's a game of mouse. That's a danger as weapon ride there, Missy.
Suss.
True.
Unfortunately, go get some McDonald's.
You could do this.
It's almost... Yeah, you got that.
Have a good one.
Thanks, the driver.
Isn't this bruised on the face?
Let's see.
And where did they say?
Oh, say that.
Yeah, I'm going to sleep just fine. Don't worry about it.
And we got it. Nice. This is a long tutorial. Oh my god.
was not expecting this tutorial to be this long.
I do say that is that's very good actually.
How about that?
I'm sure that screaming is perfectly normal.
You told me you don't want to kill him.
I know you.
Hey buddy.
Hey look at kind of rough.
Didn't sleep huh?
I can't blame you.
I pretty much forgot what a good night's sleep feels like myself.
I should wake you up if I can't catch my breath.
Turns out you can spot the infection the same way.
Breathing. Listen closely to how a person breathes. What the fuck is there?
Figure out quick. If they're... Oh my god. Use the Statoscope.
There's so much stuff to do.
Jesus, dude.
I have fun.
And remember, if you hear something that doesn't sound right, don't overthink it.
Send the survivor to the lab.
You'll be able to take a closer look at the symptom there.
Okay, then.
Shit.
What did they also say to that?
Hold on.
Well, it's not high amplitude.
Wait, actually.
Looks like he's got the game along, smooch.
Okay, so this one's not going away.
Oh boy, so that one goes to the laboratory then.
Oh, my god.
Dude.
What the fuck?
You can't bring this in here.
Let's see.
Just his pack-lon.
So, yeah, about that.
That's kind of crazy, man.
Easy man. Not gonna lie. It's kind of crazy.
See.
You know what? Go die.
We can't have you bring that here. I'm sorry.
Don't worry about it.
Fish?
First things first.
Okay.
Seems good.
Seems good.
Seems good.
Next up.
Let's see.
Still looking good.
Nothing crazy.
No bites.
Still no bites.
Okay.
and then last but not least.
All right, good to go.
Nothing to worry about.
Let's see, what do we got?
Nothing crazy, okay.
rising temperature going up to 40s just sick that's about it
that is not low that is very not normal actually
Also, there's somebody inside. Hold on.
Hi there. Just, it'll take one second.
Pardon me?
Thank you for your generous donation.
I will put it to good use.
Oh.
Well, that's awkward. Not my problem.
Alright, you, however.
I'm going to be very interesting.
Let's see.
This will be very interesting.
I will mean please.
Also, what's up, Gary?
If you follow me.
So how are you doing today, by the way?
You, you breathing all right, buddy?
I will fix you up, don't worry.
We will go ahead and fill.
Picks you up.
One second here.
We'll make you all better.
Thank you.
Very kind of you to lend us this.
You for your generous donation.
Ah, we did find something nice.
Very interesting.
All right, let's see. What you got.
Who's here?
Bitch!
The fuck man!
Well, that's already strike one against you, buddy.
You better watch out.
You're already in.
They're nice.
Oh, that's not a stint file out of it.
Amazing what science can do these days.
Blanche.
That is a weaving sound.
Let's see what else we got going on here.
Injunct of itus.
No bites.
So far anyway.
Okay.
Dammit.
I forgot I already did that.
You can go to quarantine now.
All right, let's see, shut up.
All right, seems fine. Oh.
I found a much worse problem with you, buddy.
It seems you've got to go get some food.
Bring me back a patty, mailed please.
My kid.
Uh-huh.
Sorry, I'm not getting paid to listen to you.
Now hold still.
Some dirt marks and all that.
What about?
Yeah, oh good there.
The creature is staying normal.
Freckels.
That's about it.
All right, you can go.
Man, they're by the river.
Hey, buddy, how's it going?
Please don't scare me with that.
Interesting.
Sorry, but I have to follow my job.
Let's see.
Whoa! What is going on here?
That is something.
Very interesting.
I don't have anything for that though.
I guess dirt, maybe?
Possibly dirt!
All right, I guess.
I guess they're fine then.
I'll be hell, I forgot my meds.
Oh, we done. Can I just go? No, we are not. Seems good. Oh.
Alright, so that is going to be sick.
Next up.
Just going to see if you have any bite marks or lunes.
Pardon me.
I see some cuts there.
Okay.
I do have to send you over to quarantine for now.
Just for those cuts.
Alright, I guess that's it.
Here we go.
Another day.
Alright, let's see.
If Zen started to feel simple,
we'll tell you for a pause.
You trash up and get over here.
Now,
I've got all of those aches.
I think if their ass isn't here,
we get the good stuff.
Attention.
Is that the way she's convoy arriving today?
The cage.
What is the cage?
I always wanted a dog.
Well, now we've got one.
I want that, keep it in the cage or fight.
Good thing I sent you in there.
Bring it food in the form of corpses.
That's kind of wild.
Oh, thank goodness.
Looks like she's up and about.
A picture of hell.
Blanche.
Where do I get the corpses from?
The heck?
I'm looking.
Oh.
Collectible found.
But no gun yet. How angry.
I want a gun.
All right, so how do I...
Handbook.
Send it to the cage.
Or maybe then.
in the same stage.
So I guess I go over here, maybe.
No idea where to get the corpse out though.
It's a rat.
See you on the zombie cage.
Nothing better.
Nothing there.
Oh, the zombie and quarantine.
Oh, there we go.
Okay.
All right, let's see.
I'm sure you'll can find some corpses I remember, especially on it how you'd be
I'm not killing a 3-in-a-5, don't you believe me?
I'm not.
How do I feed it?
Oh, here we go.
All right, all on the way.
Wrong way.
It wants pizza, late lovers, of course.
Attention, evacuation convoy arriving.
Every infected you eliminate gets back and dumped here.
Feature a little beast, one of those bodies.
Only one a day, got it?
It's safe we'd let all this meat go to waste.
Now get up over on.
Damn.
That's dark.
Okay, how do I...
I need a weapon for our battle, will not be tolerated.
Well, I guess that works.
My god.
This got very dark.
I think this movement for this thing is a little bit too smooth, good god.
I show hope this isn't registered as a twice.
I'd love to call you.
Oh my god.
Fuck.
It actually did bug.
So fucked guys.
It's never been so over.
It doesn't let me unload unfortunately.
I see when it's broken.
Good morning, Susanne.
Jen, you know, really said it's once per day.
It's a bug.
It was a bug.
It was a bug.
It didn't let me unload.
It didn't let me unload.
It didn't let me unload.
It didn't let me unload.
It didn't let me unload.
Cointains status, unstable, infinite, interactive.
Okay, so then...
At least I know the sequence.
So next up is now we do this.
Okay.
The proper way, of course.
Okay, there we go. Now we're back in business
All right, let's see
Yo, ho relax hello
Let's see here... seems good.
Much love.
Okay. Next.
Seems good.
All right. All good.
Please just tell me what's going on.
Oh, cool.
Hi.
I don't want to cause any trouble. Just let you through from fear.
Confiscate the bar.
Candie bar.
Is that cheese?
Fucking cheese?
Hello?
It's cheese guys.
Cheese.
Alright, let's take a look here.
Seems normal.
Oh, that's unfortunate for you.
That is nuts.
All right, so you need to go over to the laboratory.
Let's take a look here.
I'm pondering upon the cheese.
I'm sure it's nothing to be honest.
We got a double check.
Cheeseput.
What?
That's just how the rules goes.
You know?
We got a double check.
You just never know with these kind of things.
Alright, let's see here.
Can I get it?
Oh, right there. Perfect.
Thank you very much for your kindness and support.
And your generosity.
It's definitely going to help out a lot, buddy.
Symptom found, infected, non-specific respiration, okay, very nice.
I'm looking.
Let's see.
Nothing crazy.
Yet anyway.
it seems good that is unfortunate that it's crazy high
Hi.
You can do this.
It's almost over.
Move it.
Indeed.
Hi there.
I can't at least not yelling at me.
Shut up.
So about that?
Oh.
Oh, this is awkward.
Infected.
And then the eyes.
No bite marks.
Surprisingly.
Oh, there's that as well.
Oh well.
Hope you have a nice night.
Everything's gonna be just fine. Don't worry.
Oh, that's gonna be a lot worse. Trust me.
Much, much worse.
Are you sure this area is secure?
Oh, there's the candy bar.
Confiscate. Okay.
You don't get used in a place.
Hey, at least I'm trying.
Gosh.
Inthusiasm, please.
All right, let's see.
Interesting.
Nothing yet.
Seems good.
All good there.
Okay
All right, hello there. I'll dead already
Lab-lab-lab-lab- oh
Will shit that sucks for you
That sucks very much for you. Let's see what else
Nope, bite marks.
Yeah, I don't see any bite marks though, but yeah.
Okay, never mind, fuck you.
Away with you.
I'm so tired of this.
Yeah, it's going to be over shortly.
Please, not yelling at me.
Shut up!
Seems normal.
Not normal.
Not normal at all.
Silly breathing, okay.
So there's that.
No bites.
Nothing crazy.
no bites. Oh well, that's unfortunate for you. Have a nice day, buddy.
It's a tired of this. Bomb it.
All right, next.
I didn't do anything wrong, I swear.
So the owl already right away.
Okay.
So this is awkward.
Have a nice day.
At least it seems to have more guards.
I'm sure everything's going to be fine.
That's good.
Going to be fine. Nothing to worry about.
That's good. Still good.
Unfortunate.
Very unfortunate.
Remove your outer clothing.
Well that's very kind of you. Thank you, generosity.
That's what you get. Stop fucking hitting me.
Okay. Over there.
So tired of it.
Goodbye.
You won't be tired anymore. Trust me.
Right?
No.
Maybe.
Oh.
Still good.
Let's see.
Freckles.
No bites.
Interesting breathing.
I do want to take a notice on that breathing, though.
Seems good.
Go into quarantine for me for just one time.
Alright, let's see.
Looks good.
Still good.
Interesting, so far. Very interesting.
No bites.
All good there.
All right, good to go.
Aha.
Hi there.
Let's see what you got.
You're fine, shut up.
All right, good there. Still good. Still very good. Very nice. No bites.
no bites and one check we're good okay you're good
another day another dollar
totally totally
Check evacuation.
Oh, let's see.
Oh, yeah, I need to resupply here.
Let's see.
How's the power generated doing?
No way, man, wearing pink and blue.
No way a man wearing pink and grey stripes as a wife unless her name is Gary.
Let's see.
Survivors 11. Okay.
Hey, you never know, man.
Improving up to level 3 now. Let's see.
Well, now we can upgrade again.
So that's good.
Another one.
Upgrade, tense, let's see, let's see this, oh perfect.
I think we're still in the phases of the tutorial, though.
Oh, nice.
Alerts.
Defense center.
Reduce abilities. Nice.
Very nice, actually.
Alright. How do I get to them?
Evacuation.
Let's see.
What was the evacuation at?
Oh yeah, it's up the computer. Good idea. Alright, let's see.
It feels like I'm still doing the tutorial to be fair.
Nice.
Very nice.
How did we do?
Okay.
No deaths.
Let's go.
He has an obsession with fraud.
George, you're both responsible for keeping it safe, do I make myself clear?
maybe. I wasn't paying attention. Sorry.
Okay, there's that.
Okay, there's that.
Yeah, much love.
So that's what it is, an infection analyzer.
Infection analyzer?
Give it here.
You need your told you about that incident.
Uh, that tent caught fire on its own.
I swear, it wasn't even near the thing.
Okay.
I'll just-
I can't believe you didn't want paying attention while they were talking.
Do you know a set about example for us?
SMH.
A sore?
Baked?
I get...
Interesting.
Is that a brick?
I don't know what that is.
Hi.
Okay, that would be under.
Non-specific.
Let's see.
Nothing crazy.
Okay, sorry about this.
Let's see now, green.
Okay.
Overall.
Yeah, I think she's probably good.
Go check on the other.
Let's see.
How are you doing?
I'm going to detain me, right?
Was your thing?
Let's see.
Yeah, I think you're just sick. That's it.
I'll be okay, right?
Okay. You should be good.
and then you should also be good
let's take a look here
you'll make me wait
why are they here?
alright that's good
still good
Still good.
Somebody who has a little bit of a cold, bit of a cold, nothing too crazy.
Oh, wait. Is that... is that what I think that fucking is?
Are those bruises?
I don't have anything for this one.
I'm going to have to take a look.
Fortunately, I'm sorry.
Why don't you come with me and we're going to learn some new things?
Uh-oh.
Back to the lab again.
Oh, no.
Back to the lab again.
We messed up.
Back to the lab again.
Oh, no.
Back to the lab again.
Alright, let's take a look here.
All right, thank you for your donation.
Let's see what's going on here.
Good eyes.
Okay.
So that definitely wasn't.
Or it was.
Okay.
Got to be safe.
Why?
You don't need to check me. Just look at my eye.
Shut up!
I'm fine.
You're not.
I bet you probably have something going on.
I bet.
Wait. You might actually be fine.
Well, shit. How about that?
I guess you are good.
Okay.
Hi.
Well I got to test things first.
Okay.
132.
A little high.
All right.
That's good.
A little bit of sickness.
Let's see.
Well, was not expecting that tattoo.
Alright, let's see.
I forgot what does this thing do.
I think that's for just like.
Ah, it's just that if you can't figure out if they're infected or not.
Okay.
Overall, I think...
Just to be safe.
Yeah, I've heard that before.
Unfortunately, I am doing my job. So shut up.
Bitch.
Motherfucker.
All right, just for that.
I'll send you kids to the...
I'm sorry, Carter, whatever it's called.
Have fun.
You all send them the getwell soon, CARD.
Let's see.
Seems good.
All right.
I'll be okay, right?
Are you sure?
Don't make me wait.
Let's see. Next person.
What do you got?
I really don't know what that is.
Honestly.
Have a nice night.
You're sparing me.
You're going to sleep, buddy.
Nothing to worry about.
Oh, oh no.
Well, sorry about this.
Already.
Yeah, everything's fine.
Yeah, everything's fine.
This stinky dragon toaster is on thank you for 37 amazing months, streams and
caustic.
Heck yeah, much of those, thank you for all the amazing lives and good times.
Lady.
The fuck?
Where are you taking those?
They're mine now, bitch.
Have a good day.
Thanks for at least letting me live.
Did we do good?
for that breach.
Oh shit, that's good.
It's go time.
Is that all of them?
Oh, there's one.
No, all your instructions were garbage, uniquely they did not infect you and keep someone
with a hammer.
I don't give a damn.
They deserve it.
There's a third blade?
Okay.
Oh my god. Not bad actually. Oh shit, whoops. Oh that's awkward.
Well then.
Hey, you want something?
Hey, you want something?
You need something.
Well, that's awkward.
I don't have a vacation, verify.
Hi.
How are you doing?
I think we just don't send me back.
It's she, tasty.
Okay, this, I gotta see now.
Hey, you weren't supposed to hear that out loud.
Yeah, sorry about that.
I heard that correctly.
Yeah, nothing to worry about.
It just says I need to clear up my library. That's it.
Well, Zen, you can't make a nomad without killing a few innocence.
That's not how that goes, but all right.
Wend to I get a gun.
Backo.
Hope you had a wonderful stream.
Much love.
Be sure to go check them out.
And thank you so much.
Please enjoy the rest of your day.
Heck yeah.
Can we hurry this up?
I have a stream to get to.
Let's see.
Oh my god.
Oh wait, is that thing even still going?
Oh, well, that's not good.
What good at all?
Oh no, what if you're some big-eyed?
Smooch.
Ouch! Sorry.
Reflex.
Oh wait, what was that?
Guys, zombie hearing not dead eye promise.
Uh-huh, sure about that.
Oh, is this the VIP area?
Thanks, they're my bar.
I was helping others out there. Look, no bites.
Well, you are seeming clean right now.
You don't have weight.
Oh.
Well, that's awkward.
That is just not good at all.
Hey buddy, I'm sorry.
Have a good night though.
You are...
Please don't kind of meet with that. I've heard stories.
Yeah, I don't care.
I'm just doing my job. Okay man.
You are in a quarantine zone. Stay calm and wait for your turn.
Seems good.
All right.
I guess, yeah.
What's the-
Okay.
I feel okay. I promise.
You sure about that?
It's all right, so good.
Very good. Very good.
Let's see.
Uh-huh.
Alright, I mean...
Yeah, good to go.
Cookie, thank you for the tier three.
Much love.
Give me a second.
It's all too much.
Alright, still good.
Tatoo's alright.
Let's see, what about...
Okay, yep, you need to go to quarantine for now.
Sorry about that.
Now that was interesting.
Wait.
Don't bother checking. There's nothing valuable.
Okay, no.
Let's see.
Hi.
What's going on with you?
Alright, so far so good.
A little sick.
Okay.
Nothing's super crazy.
Okay.
Still good.
Yeah, all good.
What happened if you find some back?
What will you do to me?
I don't know.
Wait.
No, you're good.
Oh, those are some crazy cuts though, up there.
Okay.
Let's see.
Pardon me, sorry.
Seems good.
All righty, you're good.
I think those were just looking for quarantine.
Okay.
Well, I don't make the move.
Don't make the rules. Sorry, lady.
I'm so sorry for the trouble. Please just let me pass.
Still pretty good.
There.
Still good.
I don't think there's anything else.
Yeah.
Looks good.
The right arm was there. What about it?
Yeah.
Yeah, we're good.
So I'm just getting here. Right? Right?
No, they can't.
Yeah, they can, but I don't know.
I can't. I have to lie to you.
Sorry, buddy.
I missed one infected.
Oh, well shit.
That's?
White jump, there are two reports that the virus has mutated, playing tricks on us, cutting faster.
Snap out of it.
It's not like this thing can sink.
A patrol ran into a girl.
She caught her ass to think of this corridor to safety.
Next thing that you palestone them took some muscle and lead to put her down. So keep your gun handy
Oh, I guess I get the gun now
You got yours, too, huh?
I mean, just been on edge all day. I heard the guys had to shoot their own commander. Some girl tour of throat open. Creepy stuff
I'm done laughing at people who sleep with a gun under their pillow
Just a careful today, okay?
I just had a check in. Sorry.
Sorry, I was just checking.
You got yours, too, huh?
Don't worry, since they're not available.
Okay.
Back to all of the guys.
I have a shit-run commander.
Some girl tour from London.
That's so funny.
Maybe starting to think it makes still be too early for the gun.
Tink.
Tink.
Oh my god.
Okay, that's a good stopping place though.
We got some fun content then for the next day when we start playing this.
We do have a stream tomorrow, of course.
We got another day with fruit tomorrow.
Let me see here.
Speaking of fruit, okay? Nice.
All right. Everybody, thank you so much for joining me.
Absolute blast. It was a pleasure.
I will see you guys tomorrow.
A wonderful day or night wherever you guys are.
Stay safe, everyone. Stay awesome. Stay strong.
And as always, rock on.
Adios.